The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Roar with Kim Congdon

Episode Date: April 15, 2026

It's a room full of heroes when Kim Congdon returns to tell her story of bravery in Puerto Rico. Similar to Bobby's heroism, Kim jumped in a river to try and save swimmers in her native land. She relives a horrible event when an audience member assaulted her after a Joey Diaz show in NYC. | The 80's movie "Roar" took ten years to make and featured many big cats from the wild who injured actors and died in the filming. | Some serial killers have bizzare origin stories that are not mentioned in documentaries. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. I love seeing Jacob get gully. Yeah. Jacob get gully. He lights up. He does. The guy likes Biggie Smalls. What are you going to say?

Shout out Foxhole. Shout out the Foxhole. You miss your days. I feel like work was more exciting when you work with all black people. Yeah, he misses the N-word. It was. He misses all the N-words, don't you? Everyone was hooting and hooting.

Hollering, screaming. Every laugh exploded out of a chair. Did you ever sneak one out? Shout out Johnny Mack. Shout out Speedy. Shout out TDP. TDP? Shout out Claudia.

Are they still involved at all? They still work here at all? No. They're all gone. Well, that channel's gone. And someday Jake will be saying that. There's somebody, another host about us. They clamped in the whole chance.

The whole James Foxhole's gone. For years. Really? Yeah. I don't know the channel went away. What do I know? Kevin Hart's channel. It's now the Kevin Hart's channel.

Right. I couldn't have told you for sure it was a Kevin Hart channel still. Right. There is. No, I know. I'm saying I didn't know that for sure. Yeah.

We got one of my favorite people in studio. I know. You guys are having a moment over there. No, I just, she's one of the most down to earth, funniest human beings. You're giving her drugs. And she's, I didn't think that Kim could get any better. I didn't think it.

But then she entered hero status with me. And I was like, oh, my God, of course. Look at it. You're looking at the new Marvel right now. That's right. This is it. If you need saving, I'm high. Just see, you know, I'm going to get there late.

But when I get there, I'm going to fuck shit up. Bobby's not going to get there at all. Bobby won't be there. Bobby wore his hero shirt today. Of course, in studio we have this. The great Kimberly Congdon. What's up, everybody? You have it all.

Hey, Bonfire family. You have it all, girl. You have it all. Dude, shit's crazy. Shit's crazy. I haven't even told you guys the story, but... What? My hero story.

Oh, yeah. My fucking hero story. The video I saw. The video doesn't know Justin. You leave camera and then come back by yourself. The camera person had a fucking stroke. Everyone panicked. Okay.

It was understandable. It was a very scary moment. She was like, she said it felt inappropriate to hold up the camera. right was so bad. Yeah. Well, she's not a fluencer. Yeah, true. I was like, bitch, you could have changed my career.

You could have changed my phone. This happened when I got fingered on Broadway, by the way. When I got sexually assaulted on Broadway with Joey Diaz. You're a double hero? No. A double stuffed. No, dude, this happened. That happened.

And then deadline picked it up and it was about to be this huge story. Like, comedian gets assaulted at Broadway show in New York. And then the next day that bitch in New York got the beer can thrown at her and she chugged it. Oh, wait not. And she was on fucking late night. They put her on late night. That was in New Jersey.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And by the way, I'm not sure. I mean, that was a cool reaction. It was a cool reaction. You would have to lick his fingers. But there's something to that, though. Not to harp on this, but I've always thought that was a weird. We talked about that recently, Bobby, didn't we?

They put her on late night because she got something thrown at her, and she had a cool reaction. She was still, you know, doing a showcase or whatever at Uncle Vinny's not probably ready necessarily for that shot. And it's like, so to just go, hand out there's a lot of people vying for these spots, but someone filmed you having a moment on stage that has nothing to do with comedy, really, like it's not being funny necessarily,

and you get a shot like that is very strange, and I think it does worse for them. I still couldn't tell you that girl's name, and I couldn't tell you where she's at in comedy. By the way, the answer is going to be killing it. Yeah, she's probably, she's doing MSG next week. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's beaters. I mean, I am.

Good for her. I'm just saying this happened with the video, too, where I'm like, why wouldn't you? I need my moment. Ari actually bumped Lewis off of his storytelling show for her. Are you kidding? Yes. I believed it.

I believed it. But yeah, dude. Can I, I didn't even know. What is the finger, what happened on, how are you with Joey Diaz and you? How does somebody, how does that happen? You think they should have fingered him? So Joey Deas and you were there and someone fingers you? Get your fingers out of my asshole, cock sucker.

So this was like years ago. This was probably like four years ago. at this point. I was doing, I was opening up for Joey Diaz on Broadway. He had that residency there. Yeah, that big Sony theater or whatever?

The Sony theater, yep. And I go on stage. I set my tripod up. I set a camera up myself. They're not filming. So I asked the audio guy, and he's in the back behind the audience. It's like a movie theater.

You've got to go up the aisle and then in the center back. So Keith filmed is special. Yeah. So I set the tripod up there. I do my set. I have one of the best sets of my life. Like I have so much fun.

I'm like, night can't get any better. This is it. This is the best night ever. So you're going to be fingered for free. Yeah. Then I came. No. So then I get off stage and Lee is coming up. He's hosting. So he's about to introduce Joey. So when I get off stage, the lights go on for a moment. And I'm walking. I remember, oh, I forgot my camera. And let me go get it because I'm filming still. So I go up the aisle. And then Joey comes on and the lights start going crazy. And there's people running back from the bathrooms, realizing that Joey's on now. So the hallway gets kind of crazy

and someone bumps into me and I feel like my vagina basically pretty much penetrated through my pants. I was wearing like leggings with a jacket over it like a bodysuit with a jacket over it and someone poked me in the vagina hard enough to wear it hurt

and I like backed away this is the part you guys are going to laugh at me about because I turn around and I look and this guy is pretending to be blind. That's hilarious. you got to give it up for that guy to immediately go to that. He's, and the lights now are going on and off because Joey's on stay. He's doing the thing and it's like a minute long.

So they're going like this and I'm trying to see and he's doing this. He grabs on to his friend and I'm kind of like and I can, and I go grab my camera. I sit back down and I sit next to Sarah Weinchang. She was the other opener for the show and I go, a blind guy just poked me in the vagina by accident. And it kind of hurts still. Well, he just thinks he put his fingers in a camel's mouth.

He was just trying to use the elevator. Where's the show? He actually read something in there in Braille. So then, Sarah looks at me dead in the eye, and this is one of those things. This happens to women. When something happens to us like that, we try to find any answer but that. Because if you're a sane woman and you're not the one that wants to accuse men of rape constantly and you're a real person, the last thing you want to do is blame someone for something

that could have been an accident. but also I sit down with Sarah and she goes that's not a blind guy you got fingered straight up like straight up she was like wake up bitch this is the real world I was like ah I felt like one of those Mormon kids that like realized that now he's reading a book yeah so then I so then I tell them and then I realize that my camera's rolling so I'm like let's see if we got it

but the lighting it was only shadows so we see the guy run into me and we see the blind act and then we see this shadowy figure with a weak dog in a terrible profile and I'm like this ugly dude this was him I remember can I tell you the craziest thing he pretended to be blind

but also from the front not his profile he kind of look like gay blind Mike which confused me and I was like and then it further confused me I was like maybe all blind people have similar features and then it convinced me that he was blind

as well like maybe they all have the same blind thing so I'm looking for this guy and we can't find him in the whole everyone's going ears in. It looks like someone tried to assassinate the president there. We might have them over here. They're pulling men out of the show.

I'm going, not him. I'm smelling fingers. That's not mine. That's not mine. And then finally, this waitress goes up. She goes, I think we have him. There's a guy throwing up in the back. He's really wrong.

From smelling your fingers? This is so mean, you guys. This is no mean, okay? Don't forget I'm a hero. You're a hero. He can't believe what he's done. He's like, ugh. He's so ashamed.

It smells like an open mic or with a tripod. He had post-assault clarity. So I go and let management deal with it instead of going back. They're like, we're going to go check. And then the guy comes back. He's like, that was him. And I go, what happened? Did you get his ID?

They're like, he refused to give aside his ID and he ran out the door. Well, as soon as we confronted him. And I was like, oh, really? And I go, how do you know it was him then? He goes, on the way out, he yelled, at least I got to touch Kim Kongdon's pussy. So he knew who you. were I literally went crazy I fucking said nothing to anybody I just started walking towards the exit right past people I fucking kick open this door at this point it's almost an hour later

Joey's about to get on off stage it took us an hour to find them and uh there's people with cameras waiting outside for Joey and when I open the door they're like great set great I say nothing I go right past them I look I see this drunk guy hiding from the wind because it's New York it's windy in the pillars and he's kind of like doing this thing and I went up and I beat the fuck out of him it was him yeah I beat the absolute shit out of him wow and then I no one stopped you no I smacked nobody knew what was going on

to them it just looked like I beat up a drunk guy out of nowhere but yeah I slapped him in the face he dropped I kicked him in the face like three or four times I spit on him and then his friend came up and tried to offend him and I tried to hit him too and by then they were holding me back Not him. Kim's a problem. Yeah.

Yeah, you don't want to fucking finger fuck Kim. You don't want to figure fuck her against her will over her clothes. And then the next day, that girl got a beer thrown on her and she was on late night. And I was like, dude, my story was sick. Yeah, your story was better. Hers is all on camera. That guy's a hero with his friends, though. Yeah.

Because I tell the story so much. He's like, that was me. Dude, you remember the time? Yeah. You know, he's like, that was me. That story she tells, that was me. He's the Santa Claus and they threw. And his friends were like, ew.

He probably didn't realize the first three times he did that, that his friends were like, ew, that was you? He had to stop telling it. He goes, dude, you're not supposed to do it. He goes, oh, okay. Yeah. I thought you guys were going to have kids someday. He's going to have that story in the chamber.

Oh, yeah. Son, let me sit you down and tell your story. Yeah, so then I go to Puerto Rico and I save a family. All right, listen, this whole... I'm not going to... You're going to be shocked when I say this. All right, because you know my story. Yes, you saved a black girl at the beach.

Okay, I don't know why you're a car. color has anything to do with it. I think that was a big part of the story when I read it. I was like, you said black girl like 80 times, so just quoting you. And you would capitalize black, which was strange.

I actually put a Martin Luther King speech at the end of it too. The dream has come true. A black person. This is the dream. Maybe someday, white people will save black girls in the ocean. I'm good at summarizing Bobby's thing. Bobby, a black girl who couldn't swim was screaming that her sister who couldn't

swim, tried to swim. And then Bobby jumped in to help because their father, who's black, also couldn't swim. That's a good summarization. That's a great story. Yeah. It's a fantastic story. Did the news pick it up? Could you imagine?

Could you imagine if Bobby had to save three black people with white hair? They're not going to pick up your finger fucking incident? They're going to pick up mine? Fucking. Oh, there it is. What if you had to save three black people at once with all with wet hair? You'd sink. Yeah.

You'd go down, dude. Well, Bobby saved one. one person. And okay, this is going to sound like a lie. Can you tell me where you were? I was in Puerto Rico. It's this river called Las Pylas. It's an El Junque. It's the jungle in Puerto Rico.

You take this hike through this jungle and you come out and there's these huge rocks. You could probably look up Los Pylas. P-A-I-L-A-S. And it's beautiful. It's a jungle. There's water slides. You can get in the rock. See, there's like the slide right there to the right. That's

where I was at near that area. Paco's late. He's going to miss the whole story. Pacco, you fucking piece of shit. You're supposed to be here. It's beautiful and it's fun. That's exactly where I was. Is that like a natural slide? It's a natural slide. It's a natural slide. It's...

It doesn't. It's a blast. It's a blast. That looks awesome. Yeah. It's a great time. And it's really... No, our little flat asses, Bob, you're going to get counted up by them rocks. We'd have to use cushions. That's exactly where I saved the person. This one. So, yes, as you can see...

So how... How long does it take to get out? You have to, like, drive in the jungle or hike? I mean, you got to get to the jungle. So once you get to the El Yonke jungle, it's a 10-minute hike down to this thing. It's like a touristy thing or a local? It's both, depending on the day you go. Really?

Sometimes I go and there's no tourists, and sometimes I go and it's full of tourists. That day was a Saturday. It was packed with tourists. And that day, it also rained a lot. So the water was a lot moving a lot faster than it normally does. And I was up smoking weed at the rocks, and it takes a minute to get down. If you're climbing on the rocks, it takes some time to get down to the water. And it was really weird because right then I just noticed all these fish surrounding this woman.

I was with my friend Dolcey Mac. She's a comedian. And I told her, oh, I wonder if they'd do that if I sat next one. Film me and they'll probably all run away. Because of your vagina? Yeah. They're probably going to be like, ew, get out of here. It was like a hot blonde chick and they were swirling around.

I was like, that's not going to happen if I sit there. So she was filming me, and we're going to do a funny video about the fish not being there. So in this video, you see me. I'm trying to climb. You see how long it takes. I'm trying to climb down to the rock. rocks to the fish. And if you listen, when the video starts, you hear the first scream of the woman. She stood in, and at that point, when you start screaming, someone's already been drowning long enough

that you need to publicly scream. Yeah. Hang on, I want Paco to get her on video saying this. Can you push the button on her? You can take your time. Hey, Paco. Hi, Paco. Hi, Paco. Hi, Paco. You look great. He looked great, Paco. Nice sweater. Your hair looks good, too. Sweet. Did the family member pass?

No. Have you not changed since Easter? I love the Lord. I love the Lord is crazy. You love the Lord? Sheen lights up a little bit. So in this video, I go down to the fish, and as I'm looking at the fish, I hear someone starts screaming.

And I scream a couple times, and I look over, and the sun literally right at the moment, you can see it's cloudy and sunny. The sun shines over the spot, and I can see about a foot deep into the water, and I see a grown man's head submerging under the water. He's already under. And then I see him just put one finger up and then go down. And she's this lady. Like a movie.

Yeah. And this lady is like shrill. Like help, help. Somebody. And I look over and there's like eight or nine men and nobody's moving. So I jump in the water. This is what you get. And I swim over.

And when I get to the guy, I'm from Florida. I've swam my whole life. The one thing you shouldn't do is save a drowning grown man as a small woman. And so when I. As a hero, that's true. I will back that up. Yeah, it's like the scariest feeling. Oh, is that they tell you back at HQ?

That's what they, yeah, that's just a fact. It's like just so dangerous and everything I read. So I did everything I read. I got behind him and before I went down to get him, he was already down and he wasn't moving. So it's like there was no thrashing at that point. I like yelled, I need somebody to help me. And I went underwater and I felt under, it was 12 feet under. 12 feet is how deep it was.

That's deep as shit. And I go underwater and I feel a t-shirt, like the back of a t-shirt. And I put my knuckles under it and I go like this. And I'm swimming and I'm trying to pull him up. And I broke my nail grabbing this mossy rock and I'm clinging onto this rock. And when I pull him up and go like this, he's holding a six-year-old child in his hands. His son. You're a double hero.

Yeah. Yeah. Are they big fat people? They were Indian, normal size Indian family. Like, I guess where they lived. This Lou loves Indian people. You love Indian? His girlfriend, his long-term girlfriend is an Indian.

Don't that triggers me right now. I'm still going to get through it. I actually get triggered when I see an Indian family now. I'm like, I can't like look straight at them because it like fucks me up. But yeah, I pull them out and I'm holding on and then the guys jump in

and they help me pull them out of the water. This is great. Get used to it. It's your song. And then I put them on the rocks and the kids spitting up water. And yeah, dude, it was really fucking crazy. Was it that unconscious or something?

You just couldn't swim. I guess the kid could swim. They'd only swim at the beach. But what people don't realize is when you travel, there's places have salt. Some places don't. You can float at the beach and not float in a river. So some people think they can swim

because they've only swim at a very salty beach their whole life. These are all things heroes we kind of know. You learn these things when you're a hero. I knew about the riptides. Of course. You swim sideways. You swim sideways. Like the girl tried to grab me.

I was like, hey, don't. We'll both die. You got to go behind her. You kick away if they grab you. Yeah. This is all things you know. As a hero. Well, water hero.

Well, that's almost the best type of hero. Yeah, a water hero is the hero we need. The other hero. The airplane hero is pretty important. That's number one, but water hero is number two. Yeah. Water hero's pretty big. Yeah, well, you know what?

The Twin Towers weren't under the ocean. It's true. It is true. That's why you couldn't stop that. You guys live with that regret every day. Man, if 9-11... Oh, if we were in town... If 9-11 was in the Hudson instead of out of it, my God, I would have been there for them.

Oh, you guys. You guys biggest regret is you weren't alive for Pearl Harbor. So you had to pick up a man and a kid. And a kid and swim them out of the water. And not only that, when you get to the edges of these rocks, they're really mossy. So even when I got them up. Like sliding. Yeah, they were sliding back in and panicking.

So I was under the water holding their feet up to push them onto the rocks. It was fucking crazy, dude. Everybody was crying. The dude's arm going down, like giving the Terminator 2. when Switzer killed himself? You know, I never thought I could see the signal of an Indian going I give up with just a fingertip. It was like dramatic. Like it went up and then down.

That is all. Thank you. I'm never going to come again. Guess what time I saved them? 7-Eleven. I'm going to the big slurpy in the sky. Okay. So there is a second part to the story that is kind of crazy.

The first part is pretty crazy. The first part's pretty crazy. So that happened. Can I ask real quick before you go to the second part? Did the wife come over and hug you? We all sat on the rock and probably 10 people cried for a little bit. We all cried. And then, yeah, we sat on the rock for like 25 minutes while the kid coughed up water.

And they kind of just like, they were almost, they were pale. It was really scary. And then I helped them get out to go to the urgent care. They had a car and they were going straight to urgent care. And it was really crazy. And the mom, I think, you know what I think it was? The mom came over and blessed me a bunch of times. Like seven hands?

You know, she did the Indian thing. She kissed my foot or whatever. She gave you Hannah. Yeah. She ripped me off. She called me and sold me weird medicine and took my credit card number. And then she got out of there. But you know what the funniest part is when I got back up to the, you hike up.

And then it's the local Puerto Ricans that own the property in the jungle. And they're taking parking for the cars. and shit and I go up there and I go it was a crazy day and they go yeah I heard a girl saved some Indians yeah yeah some stuff got crazy I was like I was me I saved the Indians they were like well I'll ask the big question everyone else is afraid to ask what does wet Indian smell like oh my God okay fine I'll be the asshole who asked the question we're all wondering paprika what's what he was papriga and bleach Rosemary, something crazy.

So, dude, I was traumatized from that moment and well, yeah, we can play. You can hear the woman screaming if we turn the volume up. There's a fish I was going to go sit with. That is you. No adult men reacted. No. You can see the guy stopped swimming towards them. Everybody

I love your sing-songy girlfriend. Oh my God. Somebody's dying. When we played that back, I went very cinematic. Oh, my God. What a good, oh my God. Noah. Oh, Noah. There's someone drowning But you could hear, even from when I'm walking down, she's already going like, oh, my God.

Oh, my God, because the kid went down the slide first. He was about six. He was the only one that could swim out of them. So he went down the slide being like, I'll swim back up and meet you guys. But it wasn't a beach. So when he went down, he went straight down. And then the dad, she was screaming. Nobody was helping the kid.

So then the dad jumped in, but he couldn't swim. He just needed to find the kid underwater. What is it about dads who can't swim? They had only swam at a beach. And this is a river. Everyone should know. a river, your body weighs different in a river than in the ocean. If there's salt and no salt, salt makes you float.

Everyone should know this. Yes. And some beaches are saltier than others. So if you can float really well at one beach, you might not be able to add another. The water that you take to sneak into our fine country is different than the water you will drown in on our wonderful rivers. Come here by sea. Die by river. Exactly, dude.

Exactly. It's funny, you had two couple. You had a couple right there. You see them stop. They just stopped and looked. Everyone froze. Nobody moved. You can see, I look around for a second because there's men closer.

They could have just dove right in. And I had to swim across. If you see the big picture that we pulled up of the river, I was in the fucking see behind those people standing. I was back. Oh, no, I was right behind that pile of rocks. Yes, right there. Where were they drowning at the end of the little white stuff? Yep.

At the end of the white stuff 12 feet under. Because that water is pushing them down. And there's people standing on the rocks around them. Yeah, but those people are. heroes. Yeah, they're not heroes. They don't have it in them. So this is the craziest thing.

They're little curious people that want to watch two Indians die. I'm shaken up by that whole thing. I'm like, I'm not going back to the river this whole trip. I go to the other side of the island to this beach called. You're the lifeguard now. Hobo's beach. I go to Hobo's beach. And I run a surfboard.

It's the best beach in Puerto Rico. It's an Isabella. It's fucking gorgeous. And I run a surfboard. And before I get out there, I see this guy that I'd surf with the last time, the last month I went. And he was like, oh, the rip. and it's crazy today.

I said, good, because when you're on a surfboard, it just pulls you out. You don't have to paddle it's hard. If you're not on a surfboard, you're fucked. I'm paddling out three days after I saved this, and I see this head bobbling in the ocean. And I'm like, thinking of just going to surf. And I go, there's no way another person's drowning,

but I'm going to go check. And I paddle over, and I look at the guy, and I go, do you need help? And he's slipping under the water. And he goes, yep, and goes under the water. Right when I get it. You save fuck. Two people?

I saved three people in one week and I pulled him. He was a white man. He was a white man and he had Parkinson's disease. So he was trying to go for a swim and he got caught in the rip current and he was, muscles were so tired. And we both got caught in the rip current at this beach for about 15 minutes in the water. Even I was tired after it and I'm a great swimmer. And I pulled him out.

And then when I pulled him onto the water, I swear to God the guy who was dating was with me. I pulled him under the water. and he walks away to go catch his breath or weather. And his wife comes by and she goes, thank you so much for saving my husband's life. I think he could have died if you weren't here today. Take it. Take it in.

All hail. She saved a white guy. That's like double points. I saved three people in one week and one child. You saved two Indians. Two Indians and a white guy. That's like a white and a half. Oh, my God.

Parkinson's White is more. Yeah. Parking is white. You got like a, yeah, like a Michael J. Fox type. Who lets their husband go? That was a, she was trying to murder her husband. No, she literally was like, I told him not to and he never listens. That's what she said.

She told him definitely to do it. And then I saw, yeah, you could see that the rip tide here is crazy at this beach. Yeah. Well, wait, is that. That's Hobo's beach. The waves are coming in, but that means it's sucking out. But they're coming in an angle. So you'll see, you can see, it kind of looks like a circle.

See how the foam's going in a circle? Uh-huh. It's pulling you out where the. foam's going out and it takes you way past those where that rock is in the back if you're not careful and if you try to fight it you'll be swimming that for hours but look at that beach I mean the surf's

so good every day the right side's for swimming the left's for surfing he tried to swim on the left side dumb shit dumb fucking look how nice the right looks why wouldn't you just swim in there jittery bitch so I save three people in one week I just I'm sorry that's top ofroaks now I don't know we have to say Yamanika threw her hat in the ring

by telling By drowning at the beach and Bobby saving her? I don't know if I'm that much of a hero. Bobby will always say Bobby tried. Wait, who'd yam save? Her tits would make her float. She went into a public bathroom at a park. She saw a guy go in there and he was like squirting lighter fluid all over the bathroom or something.

She was the only one to went in and said something about it and the cops came and got him. Whoa. And the fire department came and figured. Like a playground. Yeah. Whoa. He was trying to light the place on fire at a playground. Holy shit

Yeah she's hilarious too When she walks by the camera She's all Yomeneca There's two Yamanica There's two Yamanika There's hey baby Hi Poppy Yeah of course

And then there's motherfucker She was she was I'll never forget When we used to play Fortnite With James and Max And Yamanika would It would be me Yamanika and Mateo playing

And then one day James and Max joined And they didn't know Yamanika Yet and she was talking like Follow me We gotta go here And Max goes Um excuse me

Why do you yell so much? That's the one where he said, you sound like, to Mattia, you sound like the guy on Schitt's Creek. Yeah, you sound like the guy on Schitt's Creek. Mateo was like, did he just call me a queer? Yes, he did. Yes, he did.

Yeah, this is the Yamanika video. Hey, that's my song. That's our song. It's playing in her video. It's playing in her video. Oh, it is. Oh, shit. Okay, so it's not, you have to read for what it says.

It's not really in the video. This is just a video. of what's happening. I said if you see something say something, that's all it says. No, it's... Oh, I meant over here. Oh, and her friend writes?

That's kind of what would... Someone douse the bathroom with gasoline and if you didn't hesitate and didn't hesitate to alert authorities and resolve the issue. If you see something, say something. It's our responsibility to keep each other safe. She walks over and she goes,

gasoline porn motherfucker. Oh, shit. She's Yamanika. I don't even need to hear it to know. I saw her face. Fucking ass. A clean ass, throwing ass, motherfuckling. I mean, comedians are heroes.

We're naturally heroes. Why was she had a playground, though? She was molesting kids. She's still a hero. She's still a hero. It doesn't make her not a hero for saving them. She's not killing them. They could have gotten therapy.

If you molest a kid and then pull that kid out of like a shark tank, like you've done a good thing still. Yes. You save the kids still. Start crying. That's beautiful. Now, I would say, if you molest a kid and you happens to fall into a shark tank, hope to God the sharks do what they have to do. Well, it's a room full of heroes. You know that.

I mean, I paid for the... Well, look at us all with our pictures of being heroic. Well, I couldn't take a picture because I did my heroics in secrecy when I paid for two retarded guys. Tell the whole story, though. You've got to hear the story, Jay. The story... Guy came over. He seemed like a homeless weirdo.

He almost touched my fried green tomatoes, asking me what they were, and I told them. And then I looked over it. As he walked away, I looked over the table next to me. of these ladies and another guy and gave him like this fucking weirdo like this face like can you believe this fucking bum just came in here and fucking almost touched my frying green tomatoes

and then he goofily sat down at that table with the people I was just making faces about him to and I realized that him and the guy next to him were both what do you call that? Retarded adults? Oh yeah.

Rotarded adults and he was just being awkward as a retarded adult would do asking about my tomatoes So then I gave him my tomatoes. Can I tell you you should have known this because a special needs person's favorite book is fried green tomatoes. That is the number one book for the special needs.

You're not wrong about that. You just saw something from a book he loved, you asshole. Well, I gave it to him. Aw. So I gave him my... He also points at caterpillars too. And he calls it butterfly. But yeah, so I gave him the rest of the fried green tomatoes.

I was like, you want to try? I'm here, you could have the rest of these. Did he take them? You took them. And then I quietly, as I left the restaurant, paid for their whole table's bill, hero. Yeah. And then let's not forget, Christine, who informed me while I was showering that she had in fact turned off the space heater that very more than likely, of course, would have caused zero problems had it not been done. But it assures.

that nobody dies from a fire because of that day, hero. Hero. She's a preemptive hero. There's all different types of heroes. I unplugged it. It's a spectrum. That's a preemptive hero. Hero's a spectrum.

Yeah, it's a rainbow. It's a rainbow. Jacob, any hero stories from your past at all, or you always a villain? I'm trying to think. I want to be a hero now that I'm in this entire, I'm in a room filled with heroes. This is the Justice League right now. Yeah. Unfortunately, you seem more if you guys are going to twirl a mustache

while you have your high school crush tied to a railroad track. I can't come close to a triple hero. No, a triple hero is tough. I mean, no one's top of that. You can only do it in Puerto Rico. Yamanika could always possibly say that she potentially saved tens, 20s. Yeah, who knows, that blaze could have turned into. She saved their lives and probably saved kids from being molested in that bathroom.

Probably. Well, definitely took her away from her molesting. That's true. She was like, well, now I've got to save these kids. I can't focus on molesting them. Right. And she needed that. She did need that.

That may have been the kickstart she needed to turn her life around. That was her bottom. A lot of people saying that was her bottom. Lou, you have any heroics in your life there? No, I'm trying to think. No, I'm usually the victim. You're the person who needs saving. Yeah.

Yeah. I know. Well, we need them. We do need them. We can't be heroes. But Lou's got a good hero origin story. Like, he grew up. He had to go to school with, like, a bunch of loose animals in the back of a van,

like raccoons and shit. What? That doesn't make me a hero. Kentucky? Nope. Right there in Jersey. Why were the loose animals in the back of the van?

My dad was an exterminator. Oh. And he used to put the kids in the back with the animals. Yeah. With the wolf he found if someone's attic. That's so fucked.

It's so crazy, right? You get out and there would be like raccoons and squirrels and shit all like in cages as you get out of the car. It's got to be nerve-wracking as a child. I was such a kid that would be like panicky about that. I would freak out every day. Well, it was a box truck,

so it wasn't supposed to have people in the back, but we were just grab a ride to school with the cage squirrels and raccoons sitting next to them. Wait a second. Wait a second. Box truck. It's like a U-Haul. The person who was driving. It's like an astrovan with the seats taken out. Yeah, it's one of those

white, non-descript trucks that the Spanish guys drive. Okay, but you have direct contact to the front seats, though. No, it's blocked off. What? Yeah, like a Brink's truck sort of. Yeah. He was with the animals. Yeah. You weren't in the cab. You were in the box. No cab. Was there a light? No windows.

So illegal? No lights. It was illegal, sure. They just stuck you in a black box with wild animals? Don't forget the chemicals. You always said it was a van. This is much worse. I mean, I was sugar-coding it.

Let me ask you question. It's substantially worse. Why did your dad leave the animals he caught overnight in the van? Aren't you supposed to like release them the next day? No, he was on his way too, but to drop off the kids to school first. But he still had animals from when? From the night. Oh, he was out all night collecting him.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, he was a night time. I'm catching. Hey, like, hop in. I found a king cobra. There was, in my elementary school, there was a girl in her dogs. She had two, what are those droopy ones with the long ears? Pound dogs.

Basset hounds, yeah. And they were famous because they were in the termite commercials, the local termite commercials. And she was the most popular girl in school because we were like, you have those dogs, right? Yeah, let me see the dogs. Yeah, everyone wanted to go to her house because they were like, they have the termite dogs. All those animals were treated horrible on TV. Like Mr. Ed, they said they fed him glass so that his mouth would move on camera. It was peanut butter.

Have you ever seen or heard of the movie Roar with Tippy Hendren? Tipi Hendren? Hedron. Hedron. They had like four crew members die. It was basically a movie about these people that make their own sanctuary. But in order to make the movie, they just put in like 80 different prides of Lime. Like different families of lions and pretended they were families

and the animals were killing each other. And to be hindering, I think went death and like, yeah, look, they would get attacked. And they were filming a movie and they just used it. Yeah. And it was like really fucking dangerous. The tiger, the lion just bit his head. Most dangerous film ever made.

I watched it on mushrooms. Don't realize I'm Chris Christopherson. The first time I did an eighth of mushrooms by accident. I was at Jeff Ross's party, and this was on on a projector, and I watched it alone while these hot chicks were making out in front of me. Were they watching cartoons? No, they were like, come make out with us. And I was like, no, this is on.

Roars on. Roars on, dude. And these hot chicks were just making out in front of me, and I watched this whole movie on Mushroomsville myself. Well, they made it for two hours straight? I don't know how long I was there and how long they were there, but I finished the movie. Sounds like a fun party.

The party was fucking awesome. What was Jeff doing? I don't know. I don't know I'm not gonna get behind that Don't quote me This thing's just Yeah Milo and Otis had a bunch of fucking deaths

Oh my God I mean this isn't these lines aren't even families Everyone had ripped shirts You could see the crews running away Even when they're filming Everyone's looking around like they're nervous How many days in the filming Do you think somebody was going like

Look at this! They're attacking I mean This guy's riding in the car with two tigers It's fucking terrifying Oh my God No, they all got really hurt. The tigers loved Sigfried and Roy and tried to kill one of them.

Yeah. It loved them. Yeah, it was... Those are all male tigers. Yeah. Yeah, they're not really supposed to all hang out together. They're not supposed to at all. It was like...

I think it changed the laws of making movies forever after this came out. It should have. Look at that. Tigers and lions don't get along. They're not supposed to be. They were just trying every day. It goes, how about a Poon and a Panther? There's giraffe.

It's not even lying. This guy's bleeding. He's all bloody. I mean, there's like 20 lions right there. He's holding his leg. He's scratched. Is there a point to the movie or is it just watched these people guys get mauled every couple minutes?

I kind of remember really getting into it emotionally. So, yes. I remember. By the end of the movie, I was like, I hope the sanctuary works out. I hope they get these things under control. They had elephants. They had giraffes. They were illegally riding them.

Like, this shit was, there was no trainers on. There was like trainers. that only worked with dogs on set. Like, it was insane. Where did they do it? This guy's getting chased by an elephant on a moped. What the fuck? This is wild.

What is... Where is it made? I don't know. Had to be made out of this country. Jeff Ross's yard, I think. I don't know. Jeff Ross's Alca, what's it called the grotto? Yeah.

Look at that. They don't get along. They don't get along. Ladies, how would you like to make out? Watch roar. That's five male lions with a tiger. This is California versus New York. York. It's California. This is filmed in

Acton, California. Get the fuck out of here. Solidad Canyon near Acton California. Oh, the guy's all bloody getting eaten. The Shambala preserve. The actors are running away for real. Like these moments they just kept in the B-roll, but they were actually running away. They're like, we'll use that. Everyone lived. Oh, so cute. Cubs.

Leopard Cubs? Why are there lepers, tigers, and lions altogether? There was every animal. I'm not kidding. Every animal you've ever seen that scary is in this. They had snakes. They had everything. What a dumb fucking idea. What is the purpose of this fucking movie?

They're all just coming in a line. They're bleeding. Yep, they were all fighting each other, bleeding. A bunch of animals died. It was horrific. Roar. But that night. But that night, watching those cuties make out,

watching those little cuties make out while I watch roar. Yum. You go, girls. You see what's happening on the screen? Was she in it? Yeah, Tippy. I think that's Melanie Griffith. That's Melanie Griffith.

Yep, that's what I meant. This is her daughter. The Roar Foundation. Oh. Oh, it's a foundation. This is a place in California that I guess it's still, I guess the sanctuary exists. You got to kill all those animals. They have human blood on their tongues.

Melanie Griff's mom is. You can adopt one. You can adopt a tiger, a lion? It says adopt a wild one. Wait, is it, was it like a documentary about creating it or was it a movie? It was a movie. We should adopt one and make Jake take care of it. Not even the same animals?

Yeah, I don't know. But adopting one is just one of those things It's like adopting like adopting like a Like a road No like like yes Like an highway Like an Ethiopian kid But you can adopt a highway too

You can do that oh this is my highway Yeah But like if you adopt If you send a dollar a day to Ethiopia To some kid you can't just fucking like hit them No you can't you can keep them You can actually have sex with them Really? Yeah

Okay So I got some info about roar The craziest things about roar There was overall What? Me and Bobby vamp in a weird way Yeah we just started vamping about fucking, all right, whatever, bad.

150 animals, no CGI, no safety barriers, no trained behavior. The plot is basically a guy lives with big cats and chaos happens, except everything's real. The cast got destroyed. Tippy Hendren, got bitten in the head by a lion. She needed 40 stitches. Her daughter,

Melanie Griffin, mauled so badly she needed facial reconstructive surgery. Noel Marsher, the director, attacked so many times he was hospitalized repeatedly, once with gangrene. Cinematographer had his scout partially torn off. Over 70 people were injured during filming. 70.

And this wasn't just on set. The director and Tippy literally lived with a dozen big cats in their beds and in their house. Then they occasionally attack people. It took 11 years for them to film this and it bankrupt them. Eleven years. It was meant to be a family movie.

Every time somebody got out of the hospital, they were like, all right, I got to get back to set. Get the key grip. Call the key grip and the best boy. I didn't realize this was all connected. I didn't know Tippy. I knew Melley, this, yeah, this was a big, um, they did this magazine spread in Life magazine, the 70s. Oh, zero people died. Oh, good. Oh, yeah, this is them. This is actual photos of the family living with the lions. They just lived, yeah, she took some home with her. Oh, look at Melanie Griffith. Hey, man. Oh, how was your mom? Was her child? I know, they're like, oh, hey, uh,

was your mom an alcoholic, Drew Barrymore? Because my mom brought home lions to fucking babysit me. God, that would be a nightmare to wake up to. I mean, it's a pretty animal, though. I mean, it's gorgeous aesthetically. I like it for the photo shoot, for sure. As a rug, I would like it. Yeah. I mean, it is so scary.

There's no way a lion feels... Look at that on your desk while you're writing. There's no way that a lion feels unconditional love towards you. No way. There's no way. It feels certainly conditional love. And unfortunately, the conditions could be like, now I'm hungry and you have a face.

Yeah And I'll tell you what That house smelled like shit Oh yeah There's no way that lion In her bed Taking a dump right on a fucking bathroom floor Oh hey it's Melanie Griffith

And her fucking lion slits sleep with her This is more weird than That abducted in plain sight When they would let the neighbors sleep With their daughter That was crazy And the dad's like So I let him jerk me off

It's like what? I'm ducking in plain sight That's still my favorite One of the worst It's one of the best Documenter Do you remember that one Bobby? No

they made a movie about it or a miniseries I'm sure didn't do it justice It's incredible It was a guy who found the stupidest family ever Of where he ended up having sex with Molesting all the kids And the husband and the wife No he picked one he molested one child

That it was his favorite But first he was like Convincing the parents That he was just best friends With their nine year old daughter This was a grown man He's like we're just bonded I don't know why

I really want to take her to a water park For four days without any of you And they were like, she really liked water parks And we really didn't want to upset her When was this? The 80s? Some small shitty town Yeah, some bum-fucked town

But this guy comes in He... I mean, I would have sexed some guys Diff for an Atari back then He had an affair with the mother? He had an affair with the mother? After molesting the daughter, after kidnapping the daughter twice, though

Very clear. Police involved kidnapped twice Then had the affair with them. The husband had sex with him twice Like the husband, like he talked in the gay sex with him But the funniest, the one that made me laugh the most where I was like, I'm stopping to feel bad

for this family in any kind of way, which by the end is gone anyway. But the first side of it was they said the guy came in one day. The parents telling the story, too. He just barreds in their house one day and starts taking off his clothes in the kitchen. And it's like the kids are in bed already. He goes, yeah, he goes, my therapist says

it probably be better for me if I, your daughter makes me comfortable, so it'd be better if I just sleep in bed with her. And he just, like, walks upstairs. It just goes and starts becoming a thing if he sleeps in bed with her. In the interview, the parents are like, well, he did have a doctor-approved note. It's like, it is literally the stupidest family you've ever met.

And the dad's like, I don't know why I jerked him off. His dick was just there. I don't know. We were in the woods. He had his penis out. He said this might help you find your daughter. And I thought maybe he knew something. It's like, what?

Are you talking about? Maybe he said the answers might be in his balls. Maybe I should pull them out of his wiener head. How much jerked are he off in the woods one night? He said the same thing. Yeah. What? But?

Just jerk it. Oh, Bobby, you are set up to just fall for the old abducted in plain sight. Abducted in plain sight. Hey, can I steal your daughter for a couple months? Yes. Wait a second. I think she's abducted. Is this the family?

I mean, that's them. That guy, I know why he let the guy jerk him off. Look at him. Yeah, that's the family. That little one, the one he was obsessed with. But no, which one's the wife is the left? Yeah. Oh, the kids.

Now, so did anybody, did they know that, did the wife know that the husband? Did the husband know about the wife? lying to each other. Oh, so they all lied. So it wasn't like they all knew what was happening. They were all having an affair with the molester, the whole family. The only thing that people, everyone was aware of was the molesting. Of the daughter.

They all were aware of that, but after that, they all fucking fell in love with them. They all banged them again also. They go, oh. That's the molester was his favorite child. That's the way before he took her to a water park. Imagine a grown man that's not related to your child holding her like that. That's such a molester face and haircut, too. Oh, dude.

Dude, that guy comes to your house and starts unbuttoning a shot. shirt and kicks his shoes off and goes, Doc says, I got to sleep with your daughter. Which one? He goes, youngest, but doctor's orders, man. Here's the craziest plot. I tried all of my Goldilocks, but the youngest. Do you know why it's called abducted in plain sight? It's not the kidnapping.

It's that at night he played a recording of aliens. It was him talking to the little girl going like, you have to mate with this old guy or the whole world ends if you don't let this old fuck nut in you after the water puck. humans will cease to end and the little girl's like, I got all of this old man, not in me. But it was really like, it was like, me, me,orp, you got a, if you intergalactic peace will only happen if you have sex

with Gus, what the fucking name? Daddy's friend, Robert. Sounds like you see 3PO? I completely forgot about that part. Yeah, it was pretty creative. The whole documentary was crazy that no one remembers the alien part at all. You're like, oh, the whole family was fucking the pedophile.

Yeah. Most people can't emotionally get past. For some reason, how dare a mother do that after her kids abducted and all that shit? But there's still something about the dad and it just nowhere the guy's like, I know I've caught your family a lot of grief, but you want to do some gay shit with me?

Maybe that'll make up for it. He goes, maybe it'll make up for it. I don't know, maybe. Dudes will find a nut anywhere. I tell you that. Oh, shit. That alien stuff is pretty fucking great, though. I mean, that's a creative way to molest a kid.

That documentary blew my mind. And that one, and I hate to bring it up because I've watched it. It's such an uncomfortable amount of times that it's like something could be wrong with me. Blackfish. Oh, about the whales, right? Yeah, yeah. So good.

So dark. How mean they are right to them? Not just, you know, how the whales turn on the trainers and fucking kill them. Yeah. That's pretty fucking dark. It's crazy. Because they hate them. Yeah.

Yeah. They fucking hate them. And it's so funny how powerful they just grab them by the foot and drag them under. Do you know how John Wayne Gasey became a serial killer? we might have to fact check this but it heard the craziest story I got told by a guy I was dating

wait a second that he was like a normal guy he had a family he was involved in the church he had a job and then aliens he heard aliens tell him he has to kill women

and rape them then he checked off a dad no then he was doing gay shit secretly he was secretly gay and he was hooking up with he was getting fucked up at night and hooking up with young gay men behind his wife's back

and one night I guess his wife was out of town or something we're gonna have to fact check this and he had a gay guy over and I guess he forgot he passed out and the gay guy made him breakfast and he brought him a fruit like a fruit tray for fruit tray for fruit he woke up yeah and basically he woke up saw the guy was there pulled the knife out stabbed him in the stomach and immediately came really yeah I gotta try that and he said the

second his knife went into his stomach he came so hard he could never not do it again what if that's the only way you can really come. That would suck. Just fucking have. I think I would just not nut. I think I could just move on with like coloring or finding art. That's what it took. Was John and Gacy molesting kids too?

It was the whole thing. No, it was women. Just women. No, he's gay. Was he killing guys? Yeah. Oh, Gacy. Was I right about that story?

I'm not seeing. Was Gacy the clown? I also date liars. Gacy's the clown. Yeah. He's all under his. Yeah, under his house. I'm going to double-check this, but I did.

He actually had, I think he had some of the. kids dig the holes. Here he goes. A 16-year-old Timothy McCoy on January 3rd is the only instance where he used a knife to kill a victim. The details are, after a physical struggle, he stabbed McCoy repeatedly in the chest.

While McCoy was the one who allegedly kicked Gacy in the stomach during the fight, Gacy's fatal blows were directed at the boy's chest. He claimed that he listened to McCoy's gasping and gurgulations and he experienced a mind-numbing orgasm. The realization, Gacy stated Squeach, Gacy stated that

The involuntary reaction led him to realize that death was the ultimate thrill, the feeling of a sexual thrill from control and fear became a primary motivator for a subsequent 32 murders. Scary. How funny is it, though, that is like, that's always the weirdest when guys, like Jeffrey Dahmer, I always said those jail interviews, he's like, ah, don't cry, Dad, it's not your fault. I'm just, you know, I'm fucked up. I like to just, you know, boil people and then acid their bodies and see if I can make zombie people. But I'm still the Jeffrey that you taught how to throw a baseball, though?

Remember the drill I used on the guy's head? You taught me how to use a drill. I don't wait to get like this. Pop, come on. I know I'm fucking weird. It's crazy to think that somewhere out there, Jeffrey Domwer is someone's little boy. Yeah.

Someone's tiny little boy. Isn't it funny? I had moments as a kid. Like smiley little like shit. Turn around Jeffrey. He's like, yay. My birthday. I love my mommy.

But they're still out there, but we don't hear about them. It was like the golden age of serial killers was like, what, the 60s and 70s? I mean, they have the serial killer in Austin. Yeah, but they haven't caught them, right? Yeah. There's like, there was a stretch where people were serial killers were just murdering people all the time. But it's kind of went away. I don't know if it's went away or if the world's so fucked. So many people are dying now that they're like, ah, a guy killing seven people. I think it's that. We took down a school of 200 kindergartners in Gaza today. So seven dudes that work on Wall Street is nothing.

Just the idea of the thing. Just starting a new podcast. Just the idea. Just the idea. Just the idea. Just the idea. of people like going through why the last one train of thought it must be harder to kill to be a serial killer now with the phones and all the surveillance I don't know it's like getting away with so many of them

but you can track somebody now back in the 70s man you can just kill somebody that was like the old west I think of them are getting solved now yeah I think it more leans on yeah I think it more leans on what Kim saying like the people are like the way we have to catch people is much better now but also there's so much death that it's like

you probably have to rack up 50 some in a very similar way with a calling card before someone would even notice like, oh, there's a one person's doing all there. In Austin, there's, like, there's like, multiple bodies in the water and they're like, it's got to be an accident. And there's like gay, blunt force trauma

and all of them. Oh, someone told me, this might be a Kurt Metzger thing. But again, he might be a person thinking that it is a serial killer or not, but someone told me that there's also, it's right by the gay part of town. It is. And this ravine apparently doesn't have, like, a safety

deep thing by it. It doesn't. So it just says like it's drunk and high gay guys falling down this ravine ever, I don't think so. Gay guys don't want to mess up their shoes that close to the water. It's not a ravine where you just, you have to walk off the sidewalk into the woods to the edge of the water. Okay. Then we do know that, three feet, four feet or something. The greatest is when you kill a man. True that. So maybe. Yeah. Watch your boys life leave his eyes and I just splurt. Yeah. You think I'm happy I save three men and not one woman. I made the world worse with my heroism. I just saved three rapists.

That kid goes on to do some terrible, terrible things would be so bad. Fucking horrible. The Parkinson's guy, as soon as he got back to the hotel, killed his wife that night. That guy was probably successfully drowning his daughter with his son, and I pulled them up after. You're so funny if the people I say they hate white people. One of another murder was just assigned to Ted Bundy.

They just said that it was confirmed, like, just recently. At that point, it's... It's affected it, but it was confirmed. At that point, it sucks to be that victim because people are like, we did that. Yeah, we're past this. It doesn't matter. We already did the TikTok sexy edits for Ted Bundy.

We're done. Well, you see how much that affects, like, families when someone gets, like, who killed their family and they go to the trial, but they get convicted, like, and by the way, even if it's like it's life for killing the other person, they're always still very mad. Some of the fact that it wasn't there, trust, thing that they're going, doesn't matter. You would think they would just go, whatever, man, as long he's in jail forever. And it's like, now it's because he wasn't still found guilty of. of your kids.

Yeah. That's tough. Yeah, it's personal at that point. Yeah, yeah. What was the last serial killer? What was the last one? I know there's one in Austin, but have we caught one recently?

No, right? No, didn't they find out who the, didn't like Pat and Oswald's wife, like find the Golden Gate killer and then die? That's pretty crazy. Yeah, right. We should look into that. You know, everyone kind of laughed

and we should really be looking into that. She exposed the Golden Gate Killer who it was and then died. and me eventually. I think they used that. I think it was her thing. I think it was her investigation. Yeah.

The most recently caught was Rex Hewerman. He was caught in 2023 in Long Island, New York. Oh, the Long Island guy. Wait, what year is it? 2023 for the Gilgo Beach. Killings. And it took over a decade. Oh, that's the guy.

They went to his house. We got you, and he was like, I kind of just was like, all right, you got me. Yeah, he was Craigslist prostitutes. Yeah. Yeah. And burning him out in the beach. Yeah, I remember when I first moved in New York.

That was the thing. Whoa. Samuel Little confessed in 93 murders, and the FBI confirmed at least 60. 93 people. That's so many. All women. He's like, all right, I may have exaggerated 30. This guy looks like a fucking menace.

Oh, yeah, he's a big boy, too. Big boy. Big boy. Big scary boy. He looks mean. I mean, as crazy is a serial killer. I mean, how about the guy, Angel or whatever, who had the three girls in Cleveland in the attic? Remember that? Was it the basement or the attic?

Attic. Yeah. Well, I think they were all over. They were all chained. Was that Hyder kid's hide your wife? With the Duggerd? J.C. Lee?

No, no. Dugger family. J.C. Lee Duggard. I believe the one that Pat and Oswald's wife, she, that serial killer was confirmed he had a very small penis. That was one of the story. One woman that survived. I think it's in the documentary.

Really? I like that they added that. Super angry about that. He goes, what a small penis. He goes, shut up. He didn't want to kill anybody. That's the whole reason I started this thing. Here's serial kill gets super insecure.

You're not so great. Maybe your pussy's really big. You know what? I don't want to do this anymore. It just sucks. Must be fucking raping a girl and she's like, are you going to start? Oh, dude, that's what I love when they call fucking monster or serial killer. What's it, Eileen Warnos?

She was. I got to be honest with you. If you were going to give money to fuck that fucking slag. You want to be killed after? Your life wasn't much at home anyway. If you're paying cake. Eileen Warnos, on her best day, looked like a really ugly guy.

I mean, it was brutal. Yeah. What they had to do to Charlize Theron to make her look like that freak. The hottest actress. Yeah. Oh, my God. What a pud.

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