The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Rocky's Shadow

Episode Date: April 9, 2025

Bobby unearths a video of Sly Stallone on the Phil Donahue Show talking about his son who has a severe condition. The guys search for any other mention of his unknown son since the 80's. The Family ...Stallone is a reality show that showcases the women in Sly's family only. Jay has a crush on an Instagram model who has special needs. He pays money for her Onlyfans and gets scammed in more ways than one! *JOIN US FOR A SPECIAL TAPING OF THE BONFIRE LIVE FROM NASHVILLE ON TUESDAY APRIL 8TH! IF YOU’LL BE IN THE NASHVILLE AREA ON APRIL 8TH, VISIT SIRIUSXM DOT COM SLASH THE BONFIRE NASHVILLE BEFORE 5 PM EASTERN ON APRIL 4TH FOR YOUR CHANCE TO ATTEND.  NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN. MUST BE A RESIDENT OF THE CONTINENTAL U.S. AND AT LEAST 18 TO WIN.   VISIT SIRIUSXM.COM/BONFIRENASHVILLE *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 And now the bonfire with Big Jay Olkerson and Robert Kelly That was wild that was where if you didn't hit that that was gonna suck I'm not gonna lie to you guys. I practiced that exact thing in the car not ten minutes ago with Christine I'm not gonna lie to you guys. I practiced that exact thing in the car not 10 minutes ago with Christine. And on the first time I did the double on the wrong part. That's why I knew it was the third go-round. No one's got a problem with that, right? That's just fucking rhythm, dude. You know I'm talking about Black Lou. Let the camera see you fist bumping me, please. Thank you. That's big for me. That's gonna be really big for me at some point.
Starting point is 00:00:45 It's gonna come up real big for me at some point. That's big for me. That's gonna be really big for me at some point. It's gonna come up real big for me at some point. That's gonna save you. Did you see... Did I send you... I may have sent to skanks, but it's worth talking about now because... Have you seen this smoking hot, amazingly insane bodied, holy shit gorgeous, fuckable Down syndrome girl? Yes, I have.
Starting point is 00:01:01 I mean, she's making her way around the internet. Have you seen this, Jacob? The blonde? The blonde girl, right? I think so. You know know the one she's blonde. There's only one this too No, no, no, don't buy that the one that did the modeling before that girl's a fucking turd compared to this shit That's the one I know you showed her in here the model. I think special prints. Do you know what it is Christine? It's going around this isn't it get this freak out of here. I'm not talking about her. I'm talking with this one angel This one I think it says like would you feel different about my dude?
Starting point is 00:01:29 She's like shaking her ass and her body's insane possibly real. Does she speak to special princess? Not to me. Is this her? That's not her Is that her look up special princess looks like my aunt like tick-tock or something? Yeah, I think tick-tock That was just a regular goofy looking chick. I don't know. I saw it on fucking world star. That was not her No, that was not her. That was just a bucktooth fucking southern girl. No, this girl's Unbelievably hot really it's crazy. Would you? Would I yeah Yeah. Yes. And I'd be so protective over her because she's retarded.
Starting point is 00:02:07 Yeah. It'd be great. She's retarded, she's shy. I mean, she's shy. You could pay her in cookies. I really could because she has no idea. Yeah. She has no idea.
Starting point is 00:02:16 You could put her, let her sleep in a dog house outside. Go to your dog house. That's your mansion. Oh, wow. Just put a swing in it. Christine, please find this girl. I'm so hot for her. I bet she would have found... Christine, can you please find your retarded replacement
Starting point is 00:02:31 and put her on the screen, please? I'd be so happy if you started dating a retarded girl. Oh, my God, wouldn't that be great? Everyone be nice. You guys have soft foods. I trust you have soft foods for Tiff? Hey, did you get her new pillows every week? Yeah, I sent her ahead her breathing machine. Of course. Of course it's her.
Starting point is 00:02:50 Madeline Stewart. Don't give her a real name. Why? I don't know. I call her the retarded hot chick. That's nice. I can't wait to see it. Let me see it again, Lou. Let me make sure. I mean, for sure, right? Yes. Yes. God damn it.
Starting point is 00:03:07 Black Lou, am I right? The 40 Bells even sees. She's delicious. When you give it all up for? Everything. Everything. Everything. Everything.
Starting point is 00:03:17 Say it like Gary Oldman. Everything! She's just a Down Syndrome girl with a bunker's body. Shut the fuck up, Christine. No. Shut the fuck up, Christine. Okay. What?
Starting point is 00:03:31 Yeah, I've seen this girl. I follow her, I think, don't I? I think I follow her. Shut up with a BBL? Shut up, Christine. Wow, click that one. What is that? Oh shit, it'd be great if she got hit by every car.
Starting point is 00:03:43 It's her on the crossroad. It's somebody with Down Syndrome that got a BBL. Dude, she got a fake butt. Shut the fuck up Christine. None of it's real. None of it's real. Shut the fuck up Bobby. Well dude, there's a big difference between a natural-
Starting point is 00:03:56 So this feels good, picking on a retarded girl like this? Well, I mean, her parents should be fucking shot. Shut up dude. Damn. God damn. Damn dude. That's big. This is who you got us worked up for. I know. Shut up, dude. Damn. God damn. Damn, dude. That's big. This is who you got us worked up for. That's, I know.
Starting point is 00:04:07 Fuck up, Jacob. I mean, you're crazy. Shut the fuck up, Jacob. Black Lou is just me and you, dude. That much. I mean, she's awesome. Lou, Lou, everything? Everything?
Starting point is 00:04:20 Not a chromosome, apparently, but. Dude, scream in his face, everything. Oh, Spider-Man. Shut the fuck up, Jacob. She's alright. DJ Lou. I know she's white, but get past that. Uh, yes.
Starting point is 00:04:36 I'm in. I love that that's a room in her mom's house. Dude, I'd marry her before I fucked Doja Cat. And I think Doja Cat's hot. Go to the one on the left. Get the fuck out of here. I love that she's doing a sexy face, but that's just her retarded face.
Starting point is 00:04:49 She was with my downs. Look at her body, dude. It's insane. Yeah, she's gifted. God really fucking stinks. Her body's retarded. Get it? God sucks that he stopped right at the end. I know, right?
Starting point is 00:05:03 He got called to dinner or something right before he put right at the end. I know, right? He got called to dinner or something right before he put the last marble in. He was like, honey, dinner! He's like, shit, we're having stove top? You flipped it from, he went across the room and went, Kobe, and then just missed. That was one of the angels,
Starting point is 00:05:22 hey, we have problems with the Jews again. What? Damn. God damn it. You forgot to put her brains in Christine I'd have you come home and find us in bed together try to get mad What is it would my D syndrome not make your D hard Are you legally let to fuck her? Yes! She's an adult. So?
Starting point is 00:05:48 Yeah, but you know what I mean. She is, but she isn't. You can have sex with any Down syndrome person as long as you're over 18. Fuck, is that true? I don't know, I just made that up. I'm pretty sure. Can I trick an 18 year old Down syndrome kid into having gay sex with me? Can a surgeon put Brazilian basketballs into her ass?
Starting point is 00:06:07 Jacob, you don't even know that's a case. She has Down syndrome. Maybe they gave her a big fat ass. She has like a midget ass. Oh, they go to the one on the right. There's no way that's real. Right there, right there. That one.
Starting point is 00:06:17 You don't want it to be real. It does kinda. What? She got a tattoo. Oh, she got a tattoo. You can fuck with her. That's actually her address in case she forgets it Good names on the inside of all of her clothes. Yeah, she has lingerie with tape and her name written on it
Starting point is 00:06:32 Says does having Down syndrome mean I can't be a ten. I would say yes Yeah, it does mean that Son of a bitch perfection, but but well, it's symmetrical and here's the thing She is symmetrical in her but it's symmetrical. And here's the thing. She is symmetrical in her, but it's just like the proportions are wrong. Yeah. It'd be funner to talk to than a regular chick.
Starting point is 00:06:55 This girl's Down syndrome face is prettier than many, many women I've had sex with his face. Yeah. Plus, what a cheap date. You just take her to a park and throw on a swing. Oh, she has no idea. Look, she eats fucking pet food. Oh, no, she just don't want to TikTok. I don't. Is't is there any of her talking Yeah, that's I'm kind of looking for it. It's gotta be one of her talking. Come on. There you go right there
Starting point is 00:07:13 Holy balls, I don't think she talks in any of it Jacob she was your stripper you'd show her away It's not my type Wow, dude, are, what does he call this, handy phobic? Ableist? You're an ableist. If this chick was a stripper at a club, I think that you wouldn't realize. You'd be like, you might think she's like, her body's better than her face, but I don't know if you'd jump to she had down syndrome.
Starting point is 00:07:40 You would realize it as soon as you do it on your lap. I would ask her to suck my dick and ask her to fuck and if she got mad and told the manager, I would just, it's my word versus hers. I'm like, she has down syndrome. She's just, she's crazy, she's making shit up. You know, as soon as you took your dollar and started eating it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yum, yum, yum, yum.
Starting point is 00:07:59 Mm, mm, mm, mm. Very sexy. She has an OnlyFans? By the way, she rules. Her thing is Jenny sewed down.. She has an OnlyFans? By the way. No. She rules. Her thing is Jenny sew down. Does she have an OnlyFans? Jenny sew down for whatever.
Starting point is 00:08:10 Come on, she's got a, what a sense of humor. That's a dad. I love this chick. Is this what, an OnlyFans? Yeah. It's not an OnlyFans. What is it? It's fanview.com.
Starting point is 00:08:20 What does that mean? I don't wanna watch a retarded girl stick in a toilet-truck. By the way, it says best natural ass. Jacob, best natural ass. That's not a natural ass. Bobby. What? I'm right here. She can't lie. She doesn't know how. She doesn't get the concept of it. Oh, they got... are we gonna watch nudes of retarded girl? Yes. I don't know if I can get to them.
Starting point is 00:08:41 Oh, God. Give her whatever money she wants. We're definitely going to him. Oh god. Give her whatever money she wants. We're definitely going to hell Why? This probably helps her get her medication or something. They don't take medication. They're just retarded. Do they have carts? No, they don't carts. They live a regular life I live with six of them for three years. If we buy one year of her only fans We can get make it so she could safety up all the corners of her sharp tables Is that all that's it Send me that link Christine
Starting point is 00:09:10 Yeah, all right. Let's get in here and by the way If there is no aggressive pussy spread open pornography in this I'm gonna really be pissed that I spent four hours I hope her her vagina is retarded. Hey, do we ever give Corinne Fisher the thousand dollars? I keep telling everybody I did. Did we do it? I didn't. No, she lost. No, she's in.
Starting point is 00:09:29 She's still in? I thought she was on the ballot. She's still in the hunt. All right, I gotta give her 100 bucks. Yeah, we gotta do the donate. I keep telling everybody I did it. Yeah. Shit, I thought we did it on the show.
Starting point is 00:09:39 We'll do it today. Okay. We'll do it after we look at a retarded girl fingering herself. Well, priorities. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well priorities. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Also karma.
Starting point is 00:09:47 This is the right thing to do. What do we get for that? Did she say they come on the show for that? No. She's not coming on this. No, it's, uh, they will not complain about my unbridled making fun of it the whole way through. Also with that said, as I always say, vote Corrine Fisher.
Starting point is 00:10:02 I would love to know the mayor. That would be fantastic to have the mayor be a friend. But also, I have to be able to, I mean, we're comedians. I have to be able to laugh at a comedian running for mayor. Yeah. It's hilarious. She's campaigning in the streets. Jacob, it's funny.
Starting point is 00:10:18 It is. How did you not already do this? How do you keep yourself from not signing up for the OnlyFans? I've never, well, I don't know how to. I'm bad at this stuff. Bad at what? Well, like, onlining things.
Starting point is 00:10:34 Onlining? You can't... You have to have Christine stay, even if you get her, because I'm pretty sure she's bad on onlining things, too. This girl? Yeah. No, you think there's somebody there filming her? Yeah, I'm pretty sure she doesn't have a, yeah. Send her a rose, what?
Starting point is 00:10:50 Settle down. Why not send her a rose? Now, show me. Oh my God. What, what? What a bitch. This bitch gets you. Okay, all right, hang on.
Starting point is 00:10:59 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. She gave you a little taste. So we're looking at her just her ass crack. Yeah, she also has dermal piercings in her lower back. This girl's hot. Dude, this girl's not hot, she's disturbed. What? She's disturbed.
Starting point is 00:11:13 Well, if you ever see a disturbed concert, at the end they'll tell you we're all disturbed. So there's no, there is no nudity. You really got something to say about everything. That's why I love you. I just gotta keep talking. You find a way out of it. Oh, hi. This is just her and sexy clothes. Yeah without her face
Starting point is 00:11:29 I don't know if they make you pay more money for the good stuff. I don't know if this is her This is not her they don't show her face Jenny down for whatever. I mean listen make sense I mean this was linked out from her Instagram. Okay her first big sex video wait First sex video from my freshman year He fucked me so far from behind and then I took his cock until he came inside me Christina I can't pay $60 to watch a retarded girl fuck You're gonna pay a thousand to watch a retarded girl become mayor. Let's Let's go down. That's not a bad argument. Let's read this one
Starting point is 00:12:02 Let's go down. That's not a bad argument. Let's read this one. And see under my dress, watch me spread open this thick juicy ass with my hands and show you how good I can give it to you. 28 bucks? Adhere. Reverse Calgo point of view. Don't care.
Starting point is 00:12:20 Her pussy's so wet you can see it dripping out. That's her mouth Yeah, let's just go $60 and you imagine the the BJ she'd give you oh my god Oh my terrifying, you know long that tongue is it's like walking Thick she'd be able to lick your ass and your balls at the same time. I think walking a tightrope Why is the hair color is completely different? It's my question. And I also don't see the leg tattoo. This is not the same time. I think walking a tightrope. Why is the hair colors completely different? That's my question. And I also don't see the leg tattoo. This is not the same person. And that's funny if they scam you
Starting point is 00:12:50 at some just regular chick. She has a stunt double. Well, you should complain then. Did you pay? I paid $60 to see this. I didn't. Down syndrome girl. I'm saying you should if it.
Starting point is 00:13:02 It looks like her body. I don't know. I don her body. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if that's her. Seems like fucking bullshit. I'm not gonna get scammed by some retard. Why not? Let's do it. Just pay $60 to watch a retarded girl fuck?
Starting point is 00:13:19 Is she not gonna show her face in that either? She probably will show her face in that, maybe. But... You're either gonna do her face in that either. She probably will show her face in that maybe but are they gonna do it here? Think how many cheese sandwiches she can get with that 60 bucks So many Froot Loops just bread and cold cheese. Yeah, I Used to eat cheese sandwich like I when I was younger. I don't know why I was just Sort of talking shit right there. Nothing else on it, just cold cheese on two pieces of white bread.
Starting point is 00:13:48 I didn't have a lot of supervision. Are we gonna watch? Are we watching it? What are you doing? I think we're waiting for your call. How good do you feel with God that you think we should watch this retarded girl have sex? Well, I mean, we came this far.
Starting point is 00:14:00 I mean, the card's already in. Just do it. Let's do it. All right. So funny. Just do it. Let's do it. All right. So funny. Here we go. Now, can we take Beto? Is it gonna be her or not?
Starting point is 00:14:10 I don't think it's gonna be her. There was an error processing my payment. Take it to the soul. That's God saying, don't do this. Hey, this is Bob. You gotta say that. All right, back it up. This fucking card.
Starting point is 00:14:22 It's the universe saying, don't do this. That's what I think, too. Yeah, dude. This is the universe saying don't do this. That's what I think too. Yeah dude, this is the universe going hey man. Dude, also I hope my credit card calls me and goes did you try two times to pay for retarded girls? This might just be a trick to arrest people. What if this is a big scam?
Starting point is 00:14:40 What if your card just got whacked and they're just siphoning all your money out of your account right now Bitch got me for four bucks. Yeah How do you cancel? I don't know. I hate her How do I cancel where's our fucking subscriptions Son of a bitch she got you we're gone. We're here forever. I guess she's not that retarded. This is her fucking thing Well, we're fucked
Starting point is 00:15:07 Son of a bitch. I'll figure it out. I just gotta send this page to myself Make sure your car doesn't getting whacked make sure that wasn't like a weird thing a car is getting whacked Oh god, I was blocking it now No, it's not my car just shut off. I tried to watch a retarded girl have sex. That is mostly my fault. God damn it. Oh, by the way. I'm sorry, go ahead. I was also very wrong about
Starting point is 00:15:32 the Linda Hogan crying video. Why? It's the only the one. It's the same one. I thought it was another one. Oh, she had another one, yeah. I thought there was another one. It wasn't the same one, where she has the bruise.
Starting point is 00:15:42 Do you know, we were talking about Walter Gargins yesterday? About how great- Walton. Walton, microcorrection. What if he comes in? Well, he's not. Well, now you're gonna keep calling him Walter. Well, it's okay. I'll take that microcorrection from you. Um.
Starting point is 00:15:57 And you do it in such a cunty way, too. It's like, Walton. If I say it too fast, it sounds like Walter anyway. You can do this, Reddy. You do it. You do it. Say Walter Goggins. Walter Goggins. No, this is just bullshit. Now what, are we married? That's some horseshit. You don't have to give me a voice, you cocksucker.
Starting point is 00:16:15 Uh... You know... Wal-Wal-Walter Goggins. No, you just talk regular. Wal-Uh, but we were talking yesterday about Walter Goggins Walton that's what you did. Yeah, this way you could do it ready do it again When we were talking yesterday about Walter Goggins, I think it's Walton But I know it is I think it's Walton
Starting point is 00:16:37 But I'm certain that it's Walton. No, no, no, I'm being you I'm giving you another option of micro correcting I should lie to you without No, you're still saying it. But I'm lying to you and saying that I believe it is. No, you're saying it without the fucking twizz-ottit to it. You know what I mean? Ready? Watch this. Walton. Note taken. Or I think it's Walton.
Starting point is 00:16:59 The note is taken. Okay, great. Let's try it again. Walter Goggins is coming. Were we talking about him yesterday? I don't want to... I'm just going to... I'm going to cut you off, but I'm pretty sure it's Walton Goggins. Oh, is it really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:13 Oh, that's cool. Okay, Walton. Yeah. Oh, no shit. It's easy to make that mistake, though. It's not. No, no, no. Okay, so just drop it at the thing.
Starting point is 00:17:21 Yeah, drop it right there. You see, you micro-credect it. You micro-credect it. I'm sorry. I am riding right now, but I just got taken for a four-dollar loop from a retarded girl, promising to show a guy coming inside of her. I think everyone would have been involved in a crime
Starting point is 00:17:34 if that went through. It's a lot more than four-dollar, I think you'd get whacked for a thousand. Oh yeah, we're getting nailed for sure. But we were talking about Walton. I might as well put this girl up for mayor. Walton Goggins. We were talking about all the. I might as well put this girl up for mayor. Walton Goggins.
Starting point is 00:17:47 We were talking about all the roles he played. Remember that? Do you remember the role he played on Sons of Anarchy? Yeah. That was our first thing really knowing who he was at all. Did you see that? That's why I said yesterday was when we were walking into the village, we would refer to him
Starting point is 00:18:03 as the tranny character from Sons of Anarchy. Sorry, guys. You don't listen. No, I do listen. I don't hear. I said it was before we watched Justified in the Village, remember? I didn't, that's okay, because I did a little,
Starting point is 00:18:16 I was going down a deep dive on him. I was not, I forgot he played a trans vest. Trans set. Trans, at the time we didn't say the other word, but we would say trans now. What would we say before? Tranny. Tranny.
Starting point is 00:18:29 In Rich Voss we call them transies. Transies. You did that in the A meeting once at the end. We're all hanging in the meeting. It's like they call it the parking lot after, and there was a trans person in the room. Sorry, Luke. And he goes, hey.
Starting point is 00:18:43 He goes, yeah, I don't know, I watched this movie with the transies in it. And she went, oh my God, and just left. And he goes, what, is that how you not say it? Oh God. I was on the fucking floor. I'm like, it's not transies, you fucking idiot, it's trans.
Starting point is 00:19:00 Boss shit did kill Tony, I'm so curious to see it. Oh really? Oh okay. He probably killed it, right? Yeah, I'm sure. I'm just saying, like, hearing, like, Voss, like, go out there and just shit on young comics, he loves that. It is his thing. It's his fucking thing.
Starting point is 00:19:13 It is his joy. He raises joy just shitting on somebody. Unfortunately. I went to Jim and Sam. I went, not Jim and Sam, Sam and the fellas. I went to the Sam show this morning, but I was supposed to go in with Voss. We were like, last week we were like, let's go in together.
Starting point is 00:19:31 And then he canceled on me the last fucking minute. He goes, I'm not doing it. And I'm like, why? And I'm like, just come in, you fuck. I'm going in. And then he goes, you should just cancel, just you cancel too. I'm like, I don't do that, you piece of shit.
Starting point is 00:19:45 Why didn't you wanna go in? I don't know, just canceled. She's the one driving that early. I just wanted to be a ride, Italian 18th century. I think it's because he's so old. Surrounded by my aunt. I think he's so old he has to get a hotel the night before for that ride.
Starting point is 00:20:03 Like that ride is too much for him. You know what I mean? What's the ride? He's got a bit of a ride though. It's an hour and a half maybe. D. It's not that bad. And if you left a little early you're fine.
Starting point is 00:20:14 But I think that ride takes a lot out of him. So he would have to get a hotel, you know, and get to bed early and then wake up and do it. Yeah. Poor guy. Comedians leave, you leave. It's like everyone wants to be far from the city. A complete change.
Starting point is 00:20:30 Well, I mean, Voss is far. That's far. Voss lives in- Paul Verz is far. I get it, Paul Yonis. Yonis is far. Yeah, Paul and Verz, Yonis are on the same street. Bobby's far.
Starting point is 00:20:40 I'm not far. Ish. I'm ish. I'm not far. My ears popped. My ears did pop on the way to your house. I'm ish. Yeah. I'm not far. My ears popped. My ears did pop on the way to your house. You're far up. I'm ish.
Starting point is 00:20:49 My nose started to bleed. I'm right on the cusp. On the cusp of what? A mountain cliff. I left at 310 today. I got here at four. Well, it's all downhill. That's not why you don't go faster.
Starting point is 00:21:02 Fucking did a pine derby here. As well. But Verzi lives 25 more minutes, oh, Well, it's all downhill. That's not why you don't go faster. Fucking did a pine derby here. But Verzi lives 25 more minutes further than me. Some of a bitch. It's too much. My eyes would start going white up there. Yeah, they're in the woods. It's like Everest.
Starting point is 00:21:17 There's bodies on the way to his house. Yeah, he has horses in it. He has a bull up the street from his house. Is that a black guy who comes to fuck his wife? You know I'm talking about Black Lou. You watch that same kind of porn. Because bulls. Dude, you want to go see the bull?
Starting point is 00:21:30 What? No. And then it's a black guy comes up and fucks his wife. You don't want to watch the bull dance? Like the whole thing. Bull comes up and fucks your wife while you watch. The bull? What are you guys, what is your ride? What is your ride?
Starting point is 00:21:43 Uh, yeah, I mean, like, if we came right here, what is your ride? What is your ride? Yeah, I mean, like if we came right here, 35 minutes. 35? Yeah. I'm 50 minutes. 50 minutes. Yeah. No, no, no. I don't know why I do it.
Starting point is 00:21:55 It's 50. Oh, Bobby. Oh, Bobby. I believe it's, I did it, and it's way up in the clouds more than an hour away. It's not an hour away, you got into traffic. You hit traffic. We did hit traffic.
Starting point is 00:22:08 Why don't you shut the fuck up, Christine? You're the same person that said that girl wasn't beautiful, you fucking ableist. You're all ableist except me and Black Lou when I have sex with a Down syndrome girl. It's... I'm sorry I couldn't get your video for you. It's 50 minutes, it's not that bad.
Starting point is 00:22:23 Christine wanted me to lose that $4 and not see retarded pussy. I wanna get your credit card off of this page.. Christine wanted me to lose that $4.00 and not see a retarded pussy. I don't want to get your credit card off of this page. You never wanted me to see a retarded pussy. You hate it. What's up, Jacob? You teased this thing, this mystery I want to hear. Oh, dude, this is fucking nuts. Did you know that Sly Stallone has another son?
Starting point is 00:22:42 No. You know his son's... He is sly. You know his son's... He is sly. You know his son, Sage, right? Died? And he's dead. He was in Rocky... Why did he die? He was in Rocky V. Or Rocky V, yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:53 Rocky V. But you know his other son was in one of the Rockies, too. Why did Sage die? Drugs. He did die from drugs. I believe it's drugs. I tell you what, he got that earring, and it was all downhill from there.
Starting point is 00:23:06 He, buddy, he has another son that he never talks about. You never know, but his son is, do you know who his son is? And you've seen him in one of the Rockies. No, come on, this is a lie. No, it's a true, it's true. He has a son, Sergio. Oh, okay. Which was the baby in Rocky II.
Starting point is 00:23:26 Oh, really, with all that hair? The baby in Rocky II is his son, Sergio, but at around, right after that movie. Look at how his fucking name is spelled. What an asshole. Yeah. But if you, that's his son. But he found out at around two or three, right after this movie, that he's his son. But he found out at around two or three,
Starting point is 00:23:45 right after this movie, that he's highly autistic. Okay. So he, there's a, I sent Lou, did you send the clips? I sent a clip, him talking about it on the... Should've got him a fat ass. On the, what's that fucking, what's the talk show? Donahue. Donahue, he's on Don, what's the talk show? Donahue.
Starting point is 00:24:06 He's on Donahue and he's with his son Sage and then he brings up his other son that he has and then you never see him again. And you wanna see him come out here and freak out. Here you go, right here, this is it. You wanna see him scream at the lights. Hey Sergio, oh this is tango in cash time. This is tango.
Starting point is 00:24:24 Do you have any other children? Yes, I have one son who's autistic, his this is tango in cash time. This is tango Yes, I have one son who's autistic his name is Sergio Let's take a moment. You've very been very tough. You have to say he's autistic right away He's he said that before his name. He said I have one son. He's autistic his name is Sergio You don't believe with that. It's it's I guess so badly. He's tall. He just put him in a home Just now no back then It's, I guess, so bad that he... You know, he's tall. He just put him in a home. Just now? No, back then. Oh, oh.
Starting point is 00:24:48 Because the doctors, listen, he'll tell you, it's pretty wild what he says, what the doctors said to him. This is a catastrophic mental illness. Your son Sergio lives in a very dark corner, as you put it. And there really isn't, you hope for miracles I'm sure like every other parent would but you're also realistic mm-hmm so your love is unconditional you see him and it's got to be a heartache you take with you every day of your life what do you be do you get inured do you how do you do this you
Starting point is 00:25:18 it comes in waves oh it does it's interesting. It's like a bio-rhythm. Sometimes you become incredibly thoughtful and you become very self-incriminating to yourself. And because you say, oh, it had to be my fault, and then others become very philosophical and say, yeah, perhaps he's in a better place. But like you say, it's always with you, and it's a void that can never be filled and it's a I gotta be honest I don't know what the fuck you talking about. I have no idea we're talking about His son explains a little more he got told when he was the when the when he came out He was normal for like two years just a regular kid and then something happened. He just changed Vaccines and the dark Jacob it's vaccines you and
Starting point is 00:26:05 RFK are gonna fix this well it's also when he's got shredded he was doing all that crazy it could also be HGH yeah that's when he got like rocky 2 shredded rocky 3 rocky 3 yeah this is rocky 3 rocky 5 when he got like you know side abs and all this stuff he was probably doing. And then he had this kid. Bobby, yeah, I believe they're called obliques. But that was no use to do it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:37 I know it still came out, Conti, but I'm sorry. Dude, you're doing good, dude. You're doing good. I give you an E for effort. And I give you a C for cunt. It's a new pants. You're serving cunts. He really is. Hey, you know, my son's a little goofball. Run around, biting people's hair.
Starting point is 00:26:59 Did you know what he was saying when he was just saying, like, sometimes you think it's your fault, and sometimes you think the kids like Having a better life. Well, it means I think that he's in a He has a better life somewhere else His head like his mental state maybe is better than like a regular see we're all guessing by the way So it wasn't crazy that I said what the fuck's he talking about? No one knows Understood where where's he at? What's he talking about? He's Phil Donahue asked him, what is it like having to know
Starting point is 00:27:30 that your son is autistic at that level? And he said, it's very painful. Sometimes I blame myself. Did I do this? You're saying I got no brains? You feel asophable. But I think it's dated sounding because now everyone says
Starting point is 00:27:45 they're autistic and they're all rock stars, so this must be like another level. I got two of them producing my podcast. It's fantastic. Yeah, high, low functioning, high autism. Is Asperger's not like a term anymore? Wasn't it different, like there's like severe autism and then there's just like people don't get social cues? Come on.
Starting point is 00:28:05 Asperger's is something else. Don't take Asperger's from me, it's hilarious. I think Asperger's is something else. I thought it was like a level of autism. That's what Ari is. He's an ass, he's just an ass. He's a real Asperger. Yeah, he's an.
Starting point is 00:28:18 Oh, I thought you were saying who's an Asperger, Ari. So there's no update since the Donahue show? Well, there's nothing out there on this kid and play this, listen to this, who's an ass burger, Ari. There's no update since the Donahue show? Well, there's nothing out there on this kid. And play this, listen to what he says about You think Stallone killed him? what the doctor said to him. Listen to this.
Starting point is 00:28:34 It's a void that can never be filled. And it was probably harder for Sage than myself, because I know that he doesn't like to talk about it, but it was his only brother. Your son was a good looking kid Sage. Yeah what a twat though huh? Why? You didn't like Sage? I only judged by his character in Rocky V but I hated him.
Starting point is 00:28:55 It was a twat you're right. Twat. You almost ruined the movie. I mean he did. When he came back around I know, stop bitching your dad's trying to make another champion. Fucking get out of the way you little dorkork every kid in every movie fucks up the movie Dad, why are you paying attention to me? He goes we have to make money you dumb fuck we moved out of a mansion back to South Philly It will live in under a highway. I know you're playing this. I swear. I remember this episode
Starting point is 00:29:20 What's his name the guy from this is a Milo what's his name? Me love on to make Leo doesn't he play his son? Yeah guy from, this is Emilio, what's his name? Emilio Vantamiglia. Doesn't he play his son? Yeah, in Rocky Balboa. Oh, okay, but he plays his son. I think he was dead or on drugs when they did Balboa. Gotcha, gotcha. And being of that age, when he's five years old, it's hard to understand that.
Starting point is 00:29:41 So it was very traumatic for him. Did you know immediately, and I mean, when do you take this bullet? to understand that, so it was very traumatic for him. Did you know immediately, I mean when do you take this bullet as a parent at the hospital, or when do you realize? Yeah, it's like you see in a... What the fuck, what a way to put it. When do you take this bullet that your kid's not good? Yeah, when you find out about this burden forever. What a shit thing to say.
Starting point is 00:30:03 Television show or movie, he was totally normal for two years, then one day he just began to be more and more reticent, reserved, and then shunned all affection. You kissed me. No Bobby, I don't know what reticent means either. Okay, but you looked at me, and I thought you were gonna come to me for it.
Starting point is 00:30:21 I was thinking about it. I know you were. I fought it though. You did fight it, and I commend you on it. I fought it because I was thinking about it. I know you were. I fought it though. You did fight it and I commend you on it. I fought it because I don't know either. Does anybody know what it means? Yeah. What does it mean? Reticent? Don't repeat it, you heard it. Just fucking answer the question. Thank you. I mean what an asshole. DJ Lou? Reluctant. You looked it up. I did not. I'm playing rocky music over here Fuck yeah close enough
Starting point is 00:30:56 I guess Lou does All right, and They said well, he's autistic. I said now you've made a mistake. He says no and I said well, what will he be able to do? He said nothing I said no, I mean can at least become physically active Should just bury him Should just bury him alive You know, it's funny you don't know this the you know the robot in
Starting point is 00:31:25 this, the robot in Rocky 3, is it Rocky 3? 4. 4, 4, Rocky 4. The robot in Rocky 4 was made for his son with autism. That was his son's robot. You're making that up. Did not look it up. Happy birthday, Paul E. Swear to God, that robot was made for his son's autism
Starting point is 00:31:43 to kind of play with him. Freak him out? No, to hang with him or fuck with him or have him something to do. Robot friend. He had that robot made and he put it in the movie, yeah. That's right, look it. The robot in Rocky V known as Seiko was inspired.
Starting point is 00:31:59 Was inspired by a real life robot created by Robert Dornick to help autistic children. And he had one of them made for his son, yeah. Doesn't say that. Yeah, well, I mean, we don't have to read into it too close. It says he was impressed with it. And yeah, it helps them improve their social skills. Okay, but I'm gonna give you this.
Starting point is 00:32:17 Yeah. I thought there was no correlation with the robot and anything, so. There's a robot story in there. Thank you, buddy, I appreciate it. That was close. I was gonna say, were we removing them from the director's cut?
Starting point is 00:32:31 Yeah, that was part of that whole documentary, I think he cut out the whole robot part. Why? Why? He hated it. Yeah, everybody does. The son loved it. It's stupid, it saved the son's life. It stopped his son from biting the mailman.
Starting point is 00:32:43 Yeah, it stopped his son from smashing his own ears in. So what's the only thing? He just stuffed his son in a home and he doesn't know anything about him? I've looked. I can't find anything on his son. Now, here's the thing. You know about his three daughters.
Starting point is 00:32:54 You know his son, Sage, has passed away. You know his three daughters. He does a show with them. There's nothing. There's one photo. I sent it to you. Christine, you should have it. There's one photo of his son, to you, Christine, you should have it. There's one photo of his son Sage.
Starting point is 00:33:06 I don't wanna laugh. But, Sergio, that's what he looks like, right? Fonguul. Jesus, come on dude. You can't win! So this is a previous marriage, both the sons and then all the girls are with a new girl? Right, with a new woman, correct.
Starting point is 00:33:25 They divorced and yeah, this kid, I don't, never seen him, don't hear about him. Had no idea he had this son. Don't know where he is, never talks about him. And I've watched a lot of the episodes of the, you know, the reality show with his daughters, never brought up. That kid could eat corn through a gate.
Starting point is 00:33:46 That guy could eat a gate. What are you talking about? He could just eat gate. He could eat right through a gate. Fat Joe and Everlast, it came out from both of them way late that they did have children with disabilities that they had cared for for the last 20 years or something. And it's like you just don't talk about it because it's so devastating, I guess.
Starting point is 00:34:07 You don't want it in the light. Every last daughter is a cystic fibrosis. Cystic fibrosis. And Fat Joe, I believe, has a son with Down syndrome. Down syndrome, yeah. Well, thanks Jacob. Jacob, that's not funny. It was all right.
Starting point is 00:34:19 But I think it's- The Stallone one's funny because Bobby says he threw him in a shoe box in a public storage somewhere. You never hear him talk about him ever again since that interview. You've never seen him in anything. I bet you, I bet you...
Starting point is 00:34:33 I mean, he's probably looking at a home his whole life. Stallone could have thrown it in for some teeth. You probably want to wait till those baby ones fall out, if those are babies. Until he stops biting metal. It's a waste of teeth Current whereabouts and activities are not publicly known. Oh my god, then nobody knows It sounds like he just went into a home and he's living there. Like that's his life
Starting point is 00:34:58 Yeah, I'm sure that I'm sure Sylvester someone visits him You think but probably not as much as he'd want to Publicly, hey, hey, punch my hand show me if you can box. Hey kid. I brought you a chain to chew Hey, son, I brought you a rope and By some mitts you can eat You can get the peanut butter out of it Kong ball. It says like 30 seconds.
Starting point is 00:35:27 Yeah, go ahead, watch it. Finish it. Yeah. This was... So then you become very aggressive towards the doctor at that moment. He said, how dare you? He says, no, I'm telling you. I want to be very honest with you.
Starting point is 00:35:40 This child will be, like you said, in the shadows. Won't want nothing to do with you. child will be in a like you said in the shadows won't want nothing to do with you well we'll reject you you must understand it and it's up to you how you handle it but that's the fact and we started that at that point and we've come full circle with it we come to terms with it well helps you count your blessings doesn't it yeah oh yeah yeah, you know, get mad at stoplight Sergiya's life he's afraid Damn, he's gonna acting that but it's crazy that that's the baby in rocky 2. That's Sergio That's his that's his kid that I probably right at this time. He's got more acting credits than Christine.
Starting point is 00:36:27 Well, he's actually, they have him in the thing as an actor. He is an actor. He's listed. He's listed as an actor. Yeah, he was in the movie. He was in Rocky II. Sergio Stallone. Most popular movies ever.
Starting point is 00:36:38 Oh, look at him. He was in. Look at him. He'll never know. His brain never aged a day. Yeah, I know. He goes, that's you. He'll never understand. Yeah. Poor kid. Yeah kid man chucked away the poor rocky to have you know, he has three girls
Starting point is 00:36:52 But as a guy you want to you want a son and his other son's gone dead. That stinks It's pretty rad though pretty rad way to go. You're like, I mean he was a badass for sure my son I mean gone too soon, but I played it fast and loose. Lived fast, died young. Leading a beautiful corpse. Do you think he goes visits his son wherever he is? Talks to him? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:14 Yeah. Hey, son. You think that's where you got the character from, from talking to his son like that? Hey, Sage. Well, listen. Yo. Would it be better to have one of your sons be viciously autistic and the other one dead from drugs? like that? Well, listen.
Starting point is 00:37:25 Would it be better to have one of your sons be viciously autistic and the other one dead from drugs or to have one of them be Chet Hanks? I think I would take the autistic. I want to be that Down syndrome girl's daddy. Do you know who her parents are? Just trying to get Jacob boned up, he ignores me. I'm sorry, I was double checking. Do I know where her parents are?
Starting point is 00:37:50 What? Sage did not die of drug overdose. Wow, by the way, put that out there. How'd he die? It said, an autopsy by the LA coroner and toxicology test determined that Stallone died of coronary artery disease caused by A word I can't pronounce drugs
Starting point is 00:38:10 AIDS atherosclerosis With no drugs detected other than an over-the-counter pain remedy. Well, he had a drug addiction for a while That's why I assume that he was yeah, he was I think we're laying a lot on this kid that he didn't do I'm i'm pretty sure he did that. I'm pretty sure he was on drugs for a minute With sage I remember hearing that too. I feel like but yeah, maybe the drugs fucked his body up That's why he had this neuro palmer every bungle back So well said well said he was an addict at all
Starting point is 00:38:42 He wasn't an addict. Is that what they're saying? Nope. Bobby, you've got nothing right. He was a heavy smoker. Let's see that. Wait a minute. He was a drug addict, but not drugs like cocaine or heroin. It was more like Advil.
Starting point is 00:38:57 I had your back. So good. I said, I also believe I heard that. Well, no, didn't you think you... I think I did hear that. I should have heard that. I know. I know. I know. I said, I also believe I heard that.
Starting point is 00:39:05 Well, no, didn't you think you... I think I did hear that. I swear to God I heard that. I always assume every celebrity's kid's a fucking drug addict. Not an addict. I mean, but wait a minute. He's a drug dealer. Okay, so wait a minute. So you're believing...
Starting point is 00:39:18 I don't believe any of this shit either. Oh, I excruciatingly believe this. What publication is this? Daily Mail. Nailed it. Yeah, they're fucking this. What publication is this? Daily Mail. Nailed it. All day long. Yeah, they're fucking always true. Oh, everything's true, they say.
Starting point is 00:39:29 Yeah, I'm sure that's spun. How can you be a drug dealer and not do drugs? It's crazy. It's brilliant. To be a drug dealer and not do drugs. Yeah. Yeah, I think most major drug dealers don't do drugs. Why would you have to be a drug dealer
Starting point is 00:39:44 if your fucking dad is Stallone? You can't just go, yo dude, can I have some money? Because you don't want to be under your son, your dad's shadow. I would be under my dad's shadow for the rest of my life. That's hindsight, I think about that all the time. I always, when you were younger, and like the rich kids, they were like,
Starting point is 00:39:59 you'd call them names and fucking, like fuck the rich kids, like they're corny and whatever. Man, if I can go back and just have like a silver spoon, like a choo-choo train that takes me from my bedroom to my living room. Oh yeah. I love his daughters are so well adjusted. They know their dad's rich and famous and they love their life.
Starting point is 00:40:20 Of course. They don't give a shit. Yeah, they're girls. I would do that. I would live in Max's shadow if he made money right now. I'd be his bodyguard. Get him out there, dude. Try to make him a pop star like Justin Bieber.
Starting point is 00:40:31 You know how happy I would have Don's like little jewelry business took off? His daughters are all hot, right? Yeah, they're pretty. Well, yeah, they're all hot. The wife is hot too. One of them's in Tulsa King. Yeah, the blonde one.
Starting point is 00:40:47 Are they gonna say Playboy? No, none of them are Playboy. The blonde one. You think none of these girls have ever been naked before? No. I mean, no. No, I don't think so. No way.
Starting point is 00:40:59 I doubt it. They don't have to. You don't have to play this game to get Christine to look it up. She's gonna look it up. There's no way they're naked. There's no way. You might see what it is.
Starting point is 00:41:06 I love what you guys are doing right now. You're building yourselves up with the negativity. So when we see if there, maybe there's their titty, you're gonna be like, oh no, fucking way. No, because I, plus I don't wanna get whipped up like the retarded girl in there was nothing. We don't know there's nothing. There's nothing.
Starting point is 00:41:18 They won't accept my payment of $60. That's because. He's an old school dad. If you watch the show, he does not put up with any shit. That's got nothing to do with anything. No. But they're fine with it. Sometimes a fat titty falls out or a pussy lip in a certain dress, it happens.
Starting point is 00:41:33 Oh, that brunette, Ro. That brunette is my speed. The brunette is by far the hottest. Oh, she's smoking hot. She's so down to earth. I gotta use a bad word. Poor. You understand?
Starting point is 00:41:43 Poor. Poor. Christina, did you look at the Stallone daughter naked? I gotta use a bad word for you understand. Oh Whoa Christina's you look at the Stallone daughter naked. Yeah Come on. There's nothing come on. It's Stallone's daughters. You think he's gonna That's not naked. Don't look don't even look you can't look at Stallone's daughter. Wow, that's pretty wild Oh my god. Wow, can you go back to that one? That is it? Whoa, these are the daughters That was the daughter. This is all fake down below. Don't say that. It's not real. Yes it is Those are all fake. Well, this is nonsense here. That's nonsense. That's real looking at a photo of her Just working out in a skimpy outfit and then her oh on a blow-up little kayak pasta for Joel my lord
Starting point is 00:42:24 Really he did a good job Good job, but I will say this go back to the picture of him and his four daughters And I mean this from the bottom of my heart After the brunette I would fuck the Down syndrome girl before all three the other ones All three Black Lou back me up before all three of the other ones. All three. Black Lou, back me up. Yeah, she's got that body on her. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:42:50 Listen, dude, she also has that face. Yeah, and I'll tell you what, it's actually cuter than the faces of the other three Stallone girls. It is. I don't know, dude. It is. Dude, her face is not as cute
Starting point is 00:43:04 as the Stallone blonde daughters. Yes, it is. No, it's not. This girl's got puppet heads. They got those big oval heads, those sharp chins and those flat mouths. You mean regular mouths? I look at a girl whose eyes are resting on her outer cheeks.
Starting point is 00:43:22 Can I give my take on Nepo babies? I hate the term. Hang on, dude. I'm trying to discuss the future I have with my future of super wet kisses from my new Down syndrome girlfriend. The wettest kisses and the most dangerous hugs I've ever been a part of. You can't hold hands with her? I can't, dude. If she gets scared, she'll crush your hand. Smash my hands, dude. If she gets scared, she'll crush your hand. Smash my hands, dude.
Starting point is 00:43:46 If she is of a car horn, horn honks, she'll just smash your hands. I don't care how smart she is. She does not know her own strength. And I can't explain it to her. I'm just going to do this with those and go, OK, honey, I'm happy to see you too. You're going to keep buying dogs?
Starting point is 00:44:02 I did it again. It's okay, honey. I got a graveyard of fucking dead animals. Christine, I'm surprised you haven't hugged Dawkins to death yet by accident. That's the only way I know you're not retarded. Dawkins still alive. I did a bad, I did a bad. I would like to hear that girl talk before you say you'd be with her.
Starting point is 00:44:31 You have to hear it. Can we find out who her name is and hear it? She's gotta do some sort of interview. She's gotta have some sort of interview. I don't know if she's writing those captions. 100% not writing it. You think someone's just taking pictures of her and putting up captions for her?
Starting point is 00:44:40 Yes, I do. Okay. There's no way. Our friend Josie just texted me, she's a comic. She said, the hot down syndrome chick is AI. It's a dude that put AI face over a regular hot six body to try to make money on OnlyFans and got exposed on TikTok last month.
Starting point is 00:44:54 We just got ripped off for four bucks! What are we trying to find to get our money back? Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. We just got fucking ripped off! I don't know how to, I need to like tell- You got ripped off and your heart's broken. You gave all of my credit card information to a scam site. I did. How do I stop it?
Starting point is 00:45:12 They knew. They saw me coming a mile away. They knew I wanted to see retarded porn more than anything. Thinking the whole time. Isn't retarded porn illegal? You gotta call your bank right now. Call Robert. Get a new card. I know. There's like no unsubscribed. You gotta you gotta call your bank right now Everybody in the room do the 60 come on Jay. You gotta get it Jay. You gotta get it Jacob don't bury your face in your fucking computer if you were Scammed you know you guys scammed
Starting point is 00:45:49 You guys April fools me you got scammed you April fooled me Jay's the sucker you cock sucker Jacob you suggested I get this Jay got whacked with AI retard porn Great now my identity. I'm to be identity theft on me now. That's why they weren't showing the face in any of it, because it was all fake. How did we not know that? The hair color was different, the tattoos were different, everything's different. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:46:15 Damn, I got God. Okay, I just was able to end the subscription, remove your payment. Sure, sure you did. It's too late, it is too late it is certainly absolutely got information like it never happened and you're gonna have to move back to the city. Fuck me, that's bad. You have to sell your hot tub. Not the hot tub. Jerry was having fantasies of waking up on a wet pillow next to his new lover.
Starting point is 00:46:56 Damn, I got got. I got so happy. It makes you, why does it make you happy? That's just so funny. That there's no, you're happy to find out there's no Down Syndrome girl hotter than you? Yeah. I'm like, can I at least be above Down Syndrome?
Starting point is 00:47:12 That's fucking crazy. Well for one hour, one hour of your life, you weren't hotter than Down Syndrome. I know, it's so sad. I love, Christine has hopes. I just wanna be. If she could just be prettier than Down syndrome Say what that's a pretty that's a pretty good Window for a man to give it a ladies with you go just stay harder than a Down syndrome girl
Starting point is 00:47:39 If you could do that, you could just do that. I knew I knew that that was not real because God wouldn't be that cruel. Awesome, you mean? Just to give her everything except the head. How did we, I swear to God, I think I just came out of being drunk. How did we not see every step of the way? Stop throwing us into it. You were in love.
Starting point is 00:48:00 Us? You guys encouraged every step of that way. You encouraged me to give my credit card numbers and throw money. Yeah, you came in hot, dude. You wanted our blessing. Yeah, we had to, we were with ya. We're ride or die.
Starting point is 00:48:12 Are you though? Yeah, but you wanted to fall in love. You wanted to kick Christina to the curb. I really did. You really wanted to get her a doghouse in the backyard and have a new girl. I wanted to take care of her, but poorly. I wanted to poorly take care of her, she'll never know.
Starting point is 00:48:27 I'll let her in, I go, good girl's getting the big house, and then if she behaves, I'll let her in the big house, out of the dog house, but there is no beautiful Down syndrome, big titted, fat ass girl. That ass was insane. You'd have to go in the backyard and pick up docking shit and hers. I can't believe in real time we just got duped that hard,
Starting point is 00:48:44 and don't say don't say we because every fucking one of you, every one of you was involved in that. It's you. Oh, you cocksuckers. You got us into it. This is why we don't get advertising. No, that's not it. This is why we don't get advertising.
Starting point is 00:48:55 Why do we have no advertising? What happened to this show? It's coming. When? Is it now? Yes. Okay. I approved a bunch of stuff, it's coming.
Starting point is 00:49:02 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Did you? Apparently this is, oh, I wonder if she was talking about that same of stuff. It's coming. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Did you uh? Well the girl in the middle is really the blonde right she's the real one She's the real one and you can she's her body's pretty banging. It's fine It's not as good as the fake one that you found love with I'm not mortgaging my whole life for this one She's pretty only Only down? What is that? She's fake too? That's so funny, there's no real...
Starting point is 00:49:35 That's the hottest one in the world, the model. Yep, the hottest one. She's kind of hot. What about that one? Jesus Christ. That's virtual by the way. Another one. Virtual influencer. Is this fake, too? There's your love, Jay. Shut up, Jacob.
Starting point is 00:49:54 Wait, wait, wait. The first guy saw it. Can we not share fake photos? By the way, someone called her a real, which is really fucking funny. There's a real face. There's the real one. There's your girlfriend, Jay.'s a girl. There's the real one. Ha ha ha ha. There's your girlfriend, Jay. Go back up, by the way. Oh, that's so funny.
Starting point is 00:50:09 No, go back up. Go down. That's a great term for what she was, though. A Rilf. That's really funny. She's a Rilf. A Rilf. Fake, it was already debunked.
Starting point is 00:50:23 Where's the real girl? Oh, I feel bad, dude's true. Fake, it was already debunked. Where's the real girl? Oh, I feel bad, dude. I feel bad, you April fools yourself. Can I tell you something? What? The Down syndrome AI is hotter than the actual girl with this face. Yeah, because she has Down syndrome.
Starting point is 00:50:37 It's taboo. No, that girl just got bad nose job. It's a problem. Is that all it is? Yeah, that's why she has that pig nose. Well, it's also that a girl with that face, the down syndrome face has that body, makes it more kind of hotter. I know.
Starting point is 00:50:53 Than the regular chick. That's just a regular chick with big titties at the gym. I know, dude. It's like when Rocky Dennis met Laura Dern at that fucking horse camp, and she was already in love by the time she touched his freaky awful face. Took her 30 minutes to go down the side of his cheek Is your face made of tortoise shell? Christ Almighty, there's like a hard shell to it
Starting point is 00:51:17 This can't all be bone. Is there skull is your skull shaped like this? This must be mostly meat, right? This is a helmet. Are we gonna motorcycle? I thought you're gonna let me feel your face Oh fucking Christ is that your nose holes? That was such a weird scene when she just went down the side of his face for five minutes She's like he's just stopping me. I'll be like oh shit. It keeps going son of a bitch It keeps on going, god damn. What is that disease that he had? Deformation.
Starting point is 00:51:51 Was this it? He was deformed, his mom was a junkie. All right, well I bet Sly's kids, he says he doesn't blame himself, but I bet all the stuff he was doing to get shredded back then, all the, I mean he was doing a ton of shit. But he really wasn't a shredded person when rocky 2 rocky 2 rocky was not shredded and more shredded than he was in one For sure, but he was more of a but he was more he's things more of a bulky dude
Starting point is 00:52:14 Rocky 2 rocky 1 ball rocky 3 he was 60 pounds lighter rocky 3 60 pounds lighter, but rocky 2 he got shred He got way more shredded than he was in one. Stop calling him shredded. That's pretty fucking ridiculous. That's Rocky III. That's Rocky, oh is it? Yes, because he's wearing the, there's Rocky II.
Starting point is 00:52:31 Yeah, Rocky, he's a lot better than he was in one, and I'm sure he was doing a bunch of shit. He's in better shape than he is in one, for sure. Doing a lot of shit to get there. It wasn't like he was just doing that himself. But that's what he looked like, and that's not what you're thinking of. Rocky III, he was yoked.
Starting point is 00:52:46 Rocky III was ridiculous. Right there, he got those... Come on, Bobby. Obliques. Yes! And that's working together as a team. We'll catch you guys tomorrow on the bonfire. Bye-bye, Walton.
Starting point is 00:52:57 You know what? It shows like that. I think it shows like that, guys. We really all come together. And look, did we communally make a mistake and spend $4 on the thing? Weeeee! No big deal. I know everyone here is going to give me the buck and everyone here is going to help me
Starting point is 00:53:11 out when I get my identity stolen. Are we still in the air? Are we still live? Oh shit, okay. We didn't go to break yet dude. We'll just close out for the night. Oh that's right, we have a special taping of the bonfire live from Nashville Tuesday April 8th. Is that a week from today? Am I crazy or is that a week from today? It's a week from today buddy. If you're going to be in the Nashville area on April 8th visit SiriusXM.com
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Starting point is 00:54:20 No, I'm not gonna do anything wild you just love his politics Listen, sure. All politics? I'll listen, sure. I'll listen too, I'll listen with ya. Big G. Oakeson's gonna be at Nashville Comedy Festival, of course, April 6th through the 9th. That's all story wars for the most part. Story wars, yeah. And one stand-up depraved we're doing, stuff, but you're doing your stand-up show. The 9th, 7 o'clock.
Starting point is 00:54:42 That's yours, yes. And then your, your, they, them, them is out now on youtube.com slash at Big J. Ogerson. They is premiering on 420. I had a guy give a great, I saw a comment on something that was about the specials. He goes, dude special is really funny but shitty fucking name. He goes, also by the way. It's like also because it's like it's they them And I went yeah, I know that was by design Bobby Kelly of course is gonna be at Zanies Nashville at the festival Wednesday April 9th and the comedy mothership in Austin April 18th and 19th for tickets and all of his tour dates go to
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