The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Ron & Gail Bennington Join Big Jay Oakerson to talk to Nick Foles of the Philadelphia Eagles & Michael Che Stops In

Episode Date: July 13, 2018

On this week's Best of The Bonfire, Jay and Dan meet a hot Instagram model outside The Village Underground in NYC. Despite her being very "L.A." towards the Bonfire executive producer, Christine just might be in love. Then, you won't want to miss it as die hard Philadelphia Eagle's fans Big Jay Oakerson and Gail and Ron Bennington interview Superbowl winning quarterback Nick Foles. Finally, SNL's Michael Che stops by the Bonfire and reads funny World Star Hip Hop comments.

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Also, be sure to follow us on all social media at the Bond Fire, SXM. Pretty crazy weekend going on at the, uh, at the comedy seller, though John the ground they were. Yeah, bump in mics, Dave, uh, Jeff Ross and David tell, um, that Friday night, I found that girl from Friday night on Instagram. Friday night. Oh, you know, exactly what the fuck I'm talking about. Yeah, I think it might be Jeff's girlfriend.

No, I didn't mean that. Why? You think he doesn't know that everyone, I mean, that's Jeff's girlfriend? I don't know if that's an official thing, but if it is, good for Jeff, that's unbelievable. She was gorgeous. Yeah, yeah, she was gorgeous. All right.

Would you be her boyfriend? Why, she asked me. Yeah. I mean, I don't know, I don't know her. I just said she's very attractive. Sure is. Yeah, no, absolutely. She was hot as shit. Yeah. I feel like Dan would be all in for one month. Yeah, I feel like I would probably. She said the Christine that she was in team 10 at some point, but we can't find any evidence of that. I was like, are you willing to come on the show and talk about that? Wait, seriously? Oh, she guys

talked to her the next night. She was the last night. She came every night. Okay. She said she was for a little bit and she said it was weird because she's like 26 and they're like 19. Is this like back in the day when people would say they were crypts and then you're like are you really a cripple or you just a black dude that works out of my jam and you can convince me because I'm a global white dude. Dan and get in that vibe that's what was going on. Yeah I couldn't find anything. Because then you go you go what set do you rap and he goes a rep the west side? But I don't think that's what gang members says. She's Instagram model Yeah, she's really interesting told great stories put her thing Yeah, Christine fell in love

I think I thought I was Jeff's girlfriend too that she was She's just girlfriend and I want to dump on her. I'm not dumping on her. She's comedy videos. Yeah, she's just comedy videos Yeah, well, I don't know what it is But she's a Netflix show coming out in the fall so that's why we were talking because Dave was like oh if you're gonna Prove on your Netflix show you should you know I I have a serious show half To see her comedy This is Jeff's girlfriend man. I feel bad Listen if this Jeff's girlfriend. He's wildly aware. Okay, what's going?

I mean she was telling everybody she was telling everybody that she has all this stuff out. Okay. Okay. Okay. I don't even know maybe it's hilarious. Jay. Yeah. It's not you saw it already. Yeah deep huh. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's what you're feeling big. You've already fucking lost a couple of ounces on her. Yeah, Becky and didn't get home till this afternoon. Oh, I was fucking Lord I bet you tried several grips with her. So you feel like you were Frashin' all around the house. I even I even thrusted into my hand at one point. Oh Yeah, oh, he's gonna go for it right here in the couch. Maybe oh, yeah, Mike's not home. All right. Let's get it Oh my god, black Lou just did a fucking Chris Tucker Friday He just leaned in his shirt. Oh, no, she's pot of shit. Wow Friday damn he just leaned in his head. Oh no she's hot as shit wow

But she made outside it everyone stopped outside of this special Well, she was naked almost yeah, that was pretty crazy. By the way, Jake is like this. Go soda Soda I'm telling you right your style. You remember that out front. Oh Yeah, yeah, yeah, soda oh yeah, you went. What, I don't, yeah. No, we're not smoking it. Oh, yeah, oh wow, okay. I don't remember her big, her boobs being that big. No, they're really pushed up there, I think.

That's fine with me. And maybe she got, again, plans taking that or something, but they don't, I don't. Yeah, looks like she got implants taken out. But listen, this is all great. Listen, I'm aware she has unbelievable bodies. She's very pretty. she has great titties. Well, let me tell you our first and our next,

she's got to introduce me a few times. And then she's like, she says about Ari, she goes, you're the guy from the alien thing with the thing with the alien. She's talking about the intro to Ari, she fears this is not happening. And he goes, yeah, Jay was in that show and she goes, what's story did you tell?

I was like, oh, I told a cup bottle, I don't know which one. She's like, I don't remember. Ha! With like cake in her mouth, it was just very bizarre. She was just being such a weirdo. You know, I want to watch you go. And you can't say something super creepy.

You try to out creeper if she says it. She says, I don't know. And that crazy. And you go, I want to watch you go to the bathroom. You try to out creeper if she says it. You guys I don't know And that crazy you go I want to watch you go to the bathroom and by the way Why'd you say you go what no you sent what were you saying you go first? Yeah, I mean Christine Would have watched this girl pee so she wasn't coming from a place of like fuck this chick But she said and I think every girl that was sort of around there said it she was just dismissive of chicks like all together Really just super hot and ever and then we said since he was the producer of our radio show

She was asking me about coming on the radio show. I said well Christine's producer and then I mean they talked for possibly She's like hey, we'll just say I want to wear you like a hat Seriously, why don't you strap put your legs around my head like a feedback Come on, where you like a gas mask. I bet your butt hole tastes like scuttles. That's happened a couple times in my life, not that many, because I said generally the chicks in this business. I mean, a lot of them are my close girlfriends.

You generally are attracting, you know, if you're in comedy, you're attracting like a cool chick. And I just, I mean, it was like she was looking through me until Jay said I was a producer. She was even asking Jay for his number. He's going, well, Christine's a producer, Christine's a producer, finally, he's like, get Christine's number, she's the producer, and she's like, oh, and it was,

LA baby. It's very LA. Los Angeles, that's very LA, like fucking, you do something for me, now you're important to me until you're, you just step and then you're nothing to me. But I really do think she had it in place taken out since her last post. Christine, you're important to me until you're you you step and then you're nothing to me But I really do think she had it taken out since her last putt Christine you're the only one Alright, we get it. They go up they go down. It's life

Things change Summer becomes fall We get it so she's a comedian if anything her last Tissin you should be applauded. He's for her winter titch you call her in the some time Check the date. What does it say February? Winter she's gonna carry on this big heavy winter tits. Oh, you know sweaty. She's gonna get down to the west Village with some fucking double dudes idiot. I'll see her back. She's like She's lazy. She has the same tits all year around Uh, you know, I'm in love them. Of course in the Bennington show on raw dog. It's Ronnie B and Gale everyone Yes, by the way, it would have been a little boy that would be nervous to meet Michael Jackson

Now that was an Asian girl You think that was Mike Stank? Yeah, that Asians fall apart at Michael J. Or somewhere anywhere in like Budapest. Yeah. They just melt, they fall apart. Black Lou really trying to stir up some shit by wearing that cap. Well, we interviewed Deck Press Scott a week ago. I wore nothing against.

Nothing at all. Lou's trying to start a fight with a religious man It's uh, it's not the 90s a little 90s that gear would be appropriate yeah, Dion There he is there he is Very real why Eagles fight It's very, very real. Five equals five. Nick false. Nick, you must have grew up with Cowboys fan anyway, right? You know what, to be honest?

I grew up in Cowboys territory. I definitely had some Cowboys stuff, but I was in Austin, so the University of Texas as a kid was like my professional team. I did love Troy, me name is Smith, Michael Irvin, but if I had to choose an NFL team that I love, like as a kid, it'd probably be the Broncos, just because of John L.Way.

Well, up here, we're in a, you know, very worst, you'd say, John's territory, but for some reason, Black Lewis decides to become a cowboy fan. Right. He likes a star on a shirt. A couple of weeks ago, he was wearing a North Korea hat. I'm just, I don't understand it. He just goes devil's advocate on everything. But we were just back in Austin.

We were in the every show with God bless Nick Folls because your high school, the fact that you and Drew Breeze went to the same high school. It's crazy being here in the Northeast where no football player has ever went on to be a pro. Not one person from the Northeast where no football player is ever went on to be a pro. Not one person from the Northeast. I mean, my school, we played the play football on like a concrete school yard.

There was no, there was a grass. It was so urban. We were like, you'd wait for it to snow, so you could play tackle football. Well, you know, the lack of glamour, when you read this part of it, just the difficulty of preparing for games, and particularly when you were back up and not knowing. I mean, just to come in like that against the Rams when we really need it that game, the pressure is more than most people could even understand.

Yeah, absolutely. I think being a backup quarterback is a little bit different. A lot different than being a starter because I started're getting all the reps during the week, you're part of the game plan. You know, you're repping all the walkthroughs. There's just so much that goes on. You have a throwing relationship with the starting receivers, tight ends, running backs. When you're back up during the week, you're in all the meetings, you're watching, you're taking middle reps, but there's sometimes you haven't ref the place. You haven't thrown as much with the guys, and then you're running scout teams. So you're running the other teams, the opposing teams offense against your defense.

So it's a totally different look, running against a totally different defense. So to come off the bench, to execute at a high level for backups is not always easy. So that's where you just really have to trust your prep, go in there and just read and react, because it's too hard to just try to figure everything out. The day the Super Bowl are you in the locker room thinking I got this completely or is or you can flip through? I thought it was that interesting documentary about Mike Tyson where he says the whole walk to the ring he's terrified. Yeah, he's afraid almost like he wants to leave and then as soon as he gets inside the ropes he's like I'm going to kill this guy.

I mean I think every athlete feels that way in their own sort of way. In the sense of like, you wake up, you get out of bed, and like, you're stiff, you just woke up, and you're like, man, how am I gonna play today? How is my body? But then you know, like, you've done this your entire life. You definitely have those moments,

but I will say this, like, you know, the closer you get to game time, like Mike Tyson said, like, your body all of a sudden, like, your brain, everything starts turning on, and it switches from like, more so how am I gonna do all these different things with my body and my mind to like, all right, let's go time, let's go. Like I'm ready to go, let's just start the game.

And that's sort of how it is. And then, you know, I felt really comfortable pre-game. You know, I went out there, I remember, they had like, Darius, Rutgers concert on the big screen. I love country music, so I felt right at home, I was running around, throwing the football Ruckers concert on the big screen. I love country music. So I felt right at home. I was running around throwing the football catch and the football having some fun.

Just trying to be loose, be a kid out there on this big stage. And you know, after the first play of the Super Bowl, where I passed a Nelson Aguar, where I had to reset my feet and everything, I knew that, you know, I felt good and was present, which was awesome. Who would have known?

I bet who'd he had no idea he'd be such a... No, a part of that story. Although the rest of the team is there for meek Mel. Who the hell was hilarious? Was the most magical moment of the Super Bowl that ball hitting the ground after Tom Brady's Hail Mary or Kevin Harping removed from the state on the trophy show?

You're both great. They're both hilarious. I mean, they're one super emotional. Yeah. You know what? You know what's honestly crazy? And I'm so bummed because I love them. You know, I have yet to meet Kevin Hart.

And I started comedy with him. And I love Kevin Hart. I think he's hilarious. Always have. I was so busy. After the game, I didn't get to know any of that or see any of that until I got home after Disney and then someone said it and I'm like, what?

Like I missed that? Like Kevin Hart? No way, like I would love just to shake his hand to say what's up. Like it's Kevin Hart. I think it's doable now. Yeah, I mean, I'll put it out there so he knows. Joining us, Michael Che.

I like the World Star comments. Oh my god, they are the best. The world's the comments are the, there's some real fucking comedy geniuses in those comment sections that I'd like the world star comments. Oh my god. They are the best comments. There's some real fucking comedy geniuses In those comment sections that are like just undiscovered There was a video of these two monkeys having sex and then seven comments down It's it that monkey stroke game weakest fuck Judging the monkeys

At what point you get to the video where you're like, yeah, how's this monkey really fucking out? He ain't moving his waist to nothing. He's not even kissing her neck. Come on man, what's the small circles? This monkey doesn't care about this woman's pleasure at all. Homeboy monkey thrown it like, pla-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a Yeah, Christine, you bring up the World Star video Princess Fattar and let's see what the comments are underneath. And then some of them are just like just weird.

Some are like adult ads and shit. Some of the so many negatives in them that you can't tell. It's like it'll be a Kevin Hart trail or something. It goes this motherfucker ain't not even been no funny since not last time on didn't see him. I've decided. I don't understand. I'm just like a multiplying negative. We don't know. I don't understand if I'm like a Multi-prime negatives, wait, you don't know

Wait, is this even odd? I was underneath I don't know how this works You better fuck every one of these bitches with a rubber because all these holes look like ass That's great. It says let me see bet you bet you would fuck your neighbor's dick, homo. Why is your neighbor's dick on your mind? You're a total fag. Take this L and suck it, bitch ass.

To which the guy responded, don't worry, I'd still butt fuck your sister with no rubber and your mother too while I'm at it. I like while I'm at it. That's a really good thing to say, I'm gonna butt fuck your sister, and then, you know, I'm already butt fucking your sister, muck it in here. I mean, my big sound already. Guys, it's a family event at this point. Mom, just so you know, when I re-sheathed it,

aim point it back out. You might as well get it, Wallamadet. This is a one, we got a one-stop shop right here. There's an African still trying to be like us. Y'all corny when y'all do this. We love y'all though. Oh no, but the best part is his name is black line matter you know wow I think I'm starting to split hairs here black lives matter holy shit

he's woke he's woke shit on africans stop africans we're not saying you're matters we're saying our black matter who does words are africans still trying to be like us y'all. Koni me do this. We love y'all though We're all male. They we love the same culture so stop it stop it. I felt so much in that Yeah, I'm gonna comment easily has to be bitch. It's 2018. We suck in toes And by the way his name is feet make me come And by the way his name is feet make me come I mean they got a higher writers I didn't give you a name after your comment

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