The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Room Full Of Crooners

Episode Date: July 16, 2024

Jay still believes that anyone can be a crooner and makes everyone sing like Sinatra. Jacob gets the greatest gift that changes his life. Christine and Jay visit their local movie theatre where no one cares. Bobby gets cucked yet again in the woods. This time by a nice old man. *To hear the full show and subscribe to SXM go to www.siriusxm.com/bonfire FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf

And now the bonfire with Big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly Damn dude your mom sucked dick in a car to this Yesterday yesterday she was blown a guy. Yes. My mom listens to the show. I wasn't saying your mom Oh saying the proverbial. Oh cuz my mom did call me yesterday the royal your Your mom sucked cock in a car to this proverbial oh cuz my mom did call me yesterday the royal yore is it your mom sucked cock in a car of this if you're listening right now your mom sucked dick in a car of this and Bobby's right maybe as soon as yesterday my mom was a hoe do you yeah she had my sister when she was 15 that's not she was yeah she had

me when she was 18 I'm pretty sure she was, yeah. She had me when she was 18. I'm pretty sure that's not... Yeah, but was it those times where you were given to somebody locally? Was she like kind of a dippy 15-year-old that someone just took? She's not from the Tutsi tribe. No, I know that. What are you fucking talking about? I mean, like, Jacob's family.

Like, the 12-year-old wasn't like, I'm super in love with this guy. Oh, yeah. Or like, I'm taking you as my wife. Taking you. One of them was. Huh? One of them thought she was. But in the most 12 year old sense of the word. You can't defend a 12 year old.

He's telling me about my fam, I'm just correcting him. But I'm saying she wasn't, I mean like she was convinced into it that she was. With a lollipop. Yeah. And a bunch of weird dolls. Would you love me for all these toys? I was just making jokes for the radio.

What if all those dolls... Jacob's a fucking pedophile, we're apologists. What if all those dolls were just little girls that were given to your family? Just waxed, just dipped in wax. If it gets too hot in there, they don't keep the room cool, they start going, Help, help, I'm from the 20s. We're talking generations ago, batats. Yeah, we're talking like.

Modern batats are horrified. Jacob, actually, we got you a gift for being the only not pedophile in your entire lineage besides after your father. Congratulations. Congratulations. I mean, you still dressed like a. We bestow upon you a gift.

You still dress like a pedophile. Never, Jacob, shall you be cold again. In your heart and your body. Yeah? Mm-hmm. Take your headphones off, Jacob. Not yet, he doesn't take them off. No, you don't take them off, yeah, you're fine.

Oh. It'd be funny if it was just the paper. You forgot. But, what is it, Jacob? Oh It'd be funny if it was just the paper you forgot but What is it you know yes You guys You guys I thought this is gonna be something like a joke against a simple Jake. No, yeah nothing to do with simple Jesus I'm gonna say it. Yeah, this is a authentic Corey Feldman

Just hood hood. I Call it a just hood Oh now you know I'm taking it off. I Wish I would have worn a wacky coat today. I didn't try it on but you tell me you get this thing on if it Doesn't make you want to move Because I feel like that's what it is. Oh Dude oh my god Perfection Stand up turn away from us and then turn back to us Jacob Feldman?

Cory's uncle just turn turn away from us and then wish I had a jacket to go with this No, there's still time. Don't worry. It's coming Do you want to take a drapey sweater? Jacob? We have to work on it You might want to take the drapey sweater quite honestly ready one two three Work it bitch take that run more yeah yeah you need some drapery yeah we're her craft show oh yeah remember your character jacob your character I'll be honest with you I would like you to take this t-shirt off and just wear that Yeah Now we're fucking Jacob you have a woman's beautiful body I mean dude turn to the side. I mean turn around. I'm your sexy

Oh, dude, damn it bro. You're working that hood Wow Give us a little move, just something. Feel it. Let it come out. And the gown. Let it come out. The gown is really helping. The mic.

Yeah. I wish, how can we get the sound so Jacob could hear the music? Cause he's, I feel like he's not moving at all with this hood supposed to make you do. I bet you could put the headphones on under the head I Really we have to think of a character for Jacob to be just Jacob Feldman Cory's uncle hold on Jay the root now is the reveal

Yes, oh No, I tell you something you did it to Jedi I don't know if you recall the Cory's a real big Cory's a real big if we could Damn, but now that it's got to happen in one full motion. No, he pulls the whole thing off Oh, he whips the thing remember? Yeah, and the hair starts flying I feel like my hair is in a good place today. I don't want to got you. I understand that no god I totally understand everyone's it does Bobby's not gonna get this. I fully understand I understand don't worry about in court how Cory Corey does it when he whips the hood off It's still perfect. Well, he's got the long hair. He's got beautiful thick hair. It was in a ponytail and most of it

Now he does it if he wears it his hair is pretty lacquered pretty lacquered up. I think so he's fine Jacob fucking man That thing is wearing you Man, that thing is wearing you. Damn, that looks good. Oh, that shawl is so, what is that, a jersey sweater? Is that a Long Island sweater, William? Oh, shit. Oh my God.

Don't you dare come out of character. Who is that dancing vigilante? Come on, show us some moves, feel something. Who is this? I can't dance like him, I feel like a hero. Yes, you can. Yes, you can. We all can. No, 100% we can. I will, you can we all know 100% we can 100% of everybody in this room can dance exactly like Corey felt this quadriplegic say oh shit me eat that dick one yes yes extension Millennium let me see your shit

Could he's wearing on the today show Dude Jacob look at this date look the moves Jacob don't forget the bird. Yes, Jacob. You are doing a leg Identically to him. Jacob, cancel your flight. Cancel your flight. Fuck your family. Jacob, if you're not in that hood in the front of the pit fucking dancing while everyone's in a circle around you while he's on stage. You are an ass.

What are we doing? I never thought about wearing a hood to one of his shows. We should all wear hoods. It's not going to be the same. Oh, I think it'd be spectacular if everyone wore a hood. We would but I really you're gonna be so missed from this thing. Look Jacob you have THE hood. Yeah. You have the exact same hood. I'm telling you the way he wore it the whole outfit I thought he went to some Taylor that I thought like. That makes him just hoods?

He went to Green Arrows Taylor. You think he went to a really expensive thousand dollars you didn't think you went to Etsy and bought a hook for $69.99? I thought it cost that. Christine back up I have to see how it comes off he pulled up we missed the pull off. I don't want to do what he does. No I know I just want to see the move. Oh my god. Oh you gotta do it sexy you're gonna pull it down like it's a four scale. What you gotta do it sexy. You're gonna pull it down like you do it like it's a force game, but you're gonna do So baby, baby Damn I'm so fucking excited for this concert. Look at Jacob's getting into it now. Unprompted. You rarely get to feed two beasts at one concert like that.

It's usually all music you like, or you go to something for novelty, or you go to something for the nostalgia of it. It's rare you get to go watch one of the most chaotic, hilarious things ever, and then a show that's actually pretty dope with fucking out Limp Bizkit. That is true. When is Corey going up? Like where is he on this set?

Do we know? I can only imagine he's second to last. If they have, it depends. If Fred Durst is hilarious enough to go, we'll follow the chaotic fall apart that is Corey and his band I don't know any other band I don't know I don't know nobody else on that lineup except Corey but they're all weird yeah he's actually Corey is the biggest name aside from Limp Bizkit absolutely so

I'm thinking Corey Fumman might go right before However, you could also goose him up with like a, he's goofy enough that you can go, buddy, we need this thing to open strong. We need people in the seats for everybody and the only way that's gonna happen, buddy, if you go out there and blow the roof off this thing when it's super hot and bright sunny out. Most of his concerts outside are during the day.

Oh yeah. Well that one, the famous one where he goes and yells at the band and everything starts over and so that's riot fest where I said it my favorite was his tweet After this at the riot fest when he goes most people saying we stole the show Riot fed I mean, I don't know who was there that night, but it was like slipknot or so, you know I mean, it's like major or you know smashing pumpkins. So the tour starts tomorrow. So we'll know the lineup. Oh Yeah, yeah starts tomorrow. so we'll know the lineup. Oh yeah? Yeah. It starts tomorrow?

Where? Wisconsin? Oh, they're starting fucking Wisconsin, cheese country. Nice. This is the best. Poor Doc Ice from Houdini. They cut it off, I think, here. I think we watched this before, but the best part is who's the guy who walks over and he

goes, whoa, you didn't tell me Doc Ice was gonna be here like don't put a foot don't be a dick the fake compliment oh whoa you know Doc Ice fucking jerk off no reason to throw fucking shade at Doc Ice he came for the gig I gotta be honest I don't normally you all know I'm on the chili side in the studio. I think that's been established but I don't know if it's Christine Schall or the thick polyester hood I'm wearing. It's keeping the heat in. I like that. Almost too much. So that's what you need. More skin-tight clothes and a very large hood. And a Long Island sweater. I think the hood was the missing element for the studio all along. Very possible. Corey, thank you. Jacob,

I know there's no way it'll happen, but if you forever are just, whatever you're wearing clothes-wise, just also wear the hood every day will make me so happy. I'll pin the air in here just to make sure you wear a hood every day and feel fine. It was just Jacob, because everyone's gonna, it's gonna be fun. First time people coming in are always gonna be thinking for a while. We get to watch them go through the,

do I ask why he's wearing a hood? Or like, does we just go with it? I'm gonna wear it for whatever guest is coming in this week. You're gonna wear the hood. Well, great news. No. Nothing. No guests. Yeah. Well, that's why I said, whoever's coming in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoever it may be. Christine mentioned. Series XM. I'm not gonna say any. Why don't we not get the things for the for the celebrities

anymore coming in? No, we get them. We just don't. We just don't get them. We get them, but we don't get them. Do we put in for them? Yes. We do. We do. For all of them. Yeah, anyone we like. Not every person that gets pinched. But tell, can you tell us some of We get them, but we don't get in for them. Yes, we do for all of them But tell you tell us some of our most recent rejections who's alone with the tits, okay, that's vague Model yeah married to a pitcher Kate Upton Kate up. Yeah, they didn't show we asked for her, they said no? Well, did you approve it? No one, I never, ever really does much come through me. Well, I go through Christine so that way she can check

with you guys and scheduling, so if it didn't make it to you. Well, if we allowed three transsexuals to come on and take over the show, I'm pretty sure that- We'd probably be okay with that, yeah. We'd probably be okay with her. yeah. We're probably okay with her. Are you guys interested in Dana McBride or my nephew? You know what, it's not too late. I think we'd still put in for her.

Well, I was gonna ask, I could do it off the air, but why not now? Why not now? Because it just came in Tony Danza. Yes! All day long, dog. Fucking him and Bob are gonna be exchanging meatball recipes. When the boop in your bop.

Bop-boop-doop, bop-bop- bop I will if he comes in can I hold him to the fire that you do the crooning because anybody can do it and then show them that I can do it just as good as him no he's actually promoting crooning right but I could also be promoting crooning can I also you're not can I you don't know that I'm gonna book a gig as a crooner if I can get a gig booked at the stand one night of crooning with Jay Ogerson can I call myself a crooner also I don't believe you can crew right now what he can I don't believe you can croon right now we've done this before when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza by that's a mo. Because anyone can do it, Bobby. Can I do it? Yes.

When the moon hits you, I like a big pizza pie. That's a morey. As good as Frank Sinatra. Wow. You're as good as Frank Sinatra. Yours has a humorous twist in it, too, which audiences will love. I added a little smile to it.

Yeah, a little smile. I don't know what it is, but it's strictly taboo You say tomato I say tomato let's call the whole thing off If we had big band behind us right there, we're as good as the rat pack with a fat pack Get a tap dance Night of croons with a fat pack Also, I'm pretty sure we could just fake tap dancing and do pretty good tap dancing is horseshit We even have our own black guy like our own Sammy Davis Yeah, we just have to take one of his eyes out black Lou Davis jr

Can we lazy are you for this we put a wacky eye? But a wacky contact in see your eyes over here, but Tony dances tap dancing in the 70s You can definitely tap dance better than him now and croon. Yes, tell him I said then get him on the show All right, I'll put I'm putting in for it. And he's got a big piece. I believe that yeah Oh, yeah, he was in that porn. We'll also have to tell him we're gonna ask him about that porn and then We're no that was alone. Oh, he wore a And then, uh, we're, no, that was Sister Stallone. No, he wore a Spider-Man outfit on his daily talk show.

And he had, he forgot to, he didn't tuck, so his mule was just hanging out the whole show. I just need to bring up a picture of Tony Danza's fat dick, please. His hog was hanging out in the skin tight. I'll give him in on the dick contest, but I'm telling you, me and him croon the same. Bring up some Tony Danza crooning. Question for you guys before.

Yeah. Is this what I'm gonna get asked? Hood with. I immediately get competitive? Hood with glasses on or glasses off? Either. Hood with glasses on is good. Hood without glasses, you look a little more regal.

More Lord of the Rings. Hood with glasses, a little like wizard. Yeah, I think it's wise with the glasses, without the glasses, a little like a wizard. It's wise. Yeah, I think it's wise with the glasses. Without the glasses, a little like fucking assassinate. Little Dungeons and Dragons with the glasses. Damn. Like you're in a mall. No, you got it, Bobby, you're right.

With the glasses off, it looks like you're in Dungeons and Dragons. Glasses on, it looks like you play Dungeons and Dragons. Hahaha! Today I can tap dance like this. Yup. If I had little clickers on my shoes right now, I would mimic this. I gotta say, tap dancing does look fun. Tap dancing looks stupid. I would mimic this. I gotta say tap dancing does look fun. Tap dancing looks stupid. I think I would...

I think I can do it. There's only two moves that are cool. Drup-da-bet, drup-da-bet, dup-dup, dup-dup. Also, you can't not look like a jerk off doing it because you have to be doing something with your face like, ooh, whoa, what's this happening now? Well, you always have to have gay hands when you do it, too. Yeah, yeah, your hands gotta be doing like a... I would bet that this pot will be doing like a he's talking

to a microphone Angela I just finished cleaning the kitchen can I ask him if he oh if it made him sick to the stomach to pretend that Angela was hot every day every week oh my god I would rather fuck moaner I'd rather fuck up Mia Isabella. Oh, okay. I thought you were gonna say Jeremy Pintaro, Danny Pintaro, because don't fuck him.

No, we don't want that. He's got the... Oh, does he got it? Yeah. There we're talking. Do you remember a great story we have to have Mom and Dad talk about it? Mike Britt, years ago, Caroline's,

did a show and Tony Dans was in the audience and he made some joke about like Jacob just gave that sweater back sad he just handed it to like here it's hers I'll get you I'm gonna get my own it's not the it's it's a it's a test run I need something a little more masculine no no shawl. No, you need the shawl. It fits your body tight. I want something masculine like sequins, jacket like hor- Okay, well, let's go. I thought you were going masculine. All right.

Mike Britt. Mike Britt. Years ago, at Caroline's show, Tony Dans was in the audience and he asked him something about Alyssa Milano being hot now and Tony Danza got fucking furious at him in the lobby they were having an argument where Tony Danza was leaving the argument went because I'm gonna fuck you and Mike Brittle be like no fuck you and he did that back and forth fuck you fuck you about five or six times and

then he goes fuck you Tony Danza and he said he just left. Put on some Tony Danza again. That's also you can write crooning songs about anything in the world. Jacob opened his present oh what a wonderful day. Christine got snacks but you know what we should throw them away. We need to throw them away. They're too healthy. Because we're guys with tits. And we need some chips. We don't need granola bars today. I argued this with DeRosa once and DeRosa loves crooning and he says not everybody can do it and they're great. And I just did it for them.

We can all do it. I didn't know that. You're right. We can all do it all do it and know what I like doing it. Let's do it That's why the lady is a tramp around the room. Okay. Yeah, we're gonna go around the room black Lou. Get ready You're gonna win this thing. That's why the lady is a tramp Lou Just that just that just say those words those words that's why the lady is a tram croon That's why the lady is a tram crew That's why the lady is a tram

Doing too good too good. His neck was doing vibrato. That's too much You don't get there. That's why the lady is a tram Went big with it fantastic DJ Lou She never bothers with people she hates. Works. Wasn't the line, but works. Christine? That's why the lady is a tramp. Almost everybody can do it. I can't find Tony Dance's dick anywhere. Is there like a famous picture?

You can't find Tony Danza's dick anywhere. Is there like a famous picture? Like Huey Lewis you can find one where it's like throws pants. That really fucking made me sad. I swear you can sing. I thought you could sing. Was that not good? Just try it one more time. I'll lead you in. That's why the lady is a tramp. I mean you cut it off.

She performs with utter fear and dismay. Claims that she was in drama from the time she was a baby till the second I met her, I guess. I like escaping in my characters. You got to get into it. You got to really feel it with me. That's why the lady is a tramp. I don't know.

Jesus. That's why we're having a show this weekend. That's why the lady is a tramp. Come down, Big Dick Daddy. Go big with it, Christine. That's why the lady is a tramp. I think you're just a good singer. No, you're not.

No, I'm not. It's in you. I wouldn't be here if I was a good singer. Christine, close your eyes and let it out Christine Just fucking let it out. Take all your anger everything frustration and let it out. Like you yelling at Jay. Go That's why the ladies Shut up bitch Sorry, I saw I got it like she was yelling at Jay

Sorry, why do you she this is a big problem me and Christine run into by the way We this isn't an argument thing But I mention this constantly and I think you guys can understand this now 18 times a week I say like a thank you or did you do this or whatever? You know, can you grab this or whatever? Whatever thing I ask I have to go What and then or you know, I'll go or I'll go I'll ask the question again and she goes I said yes Or you're welcome or whatever like no, you don't I'll go I'll ask the question again and she goes I said yes or you're welcome or whatever Like no, you don't I think she responds in her head. Maybe it's weird

I'll be like, thank you so much for us switching that laundry over and then she just like action that looking go Christine Thank you. So I see as I said, thank you. I go but you didn't I'm staring at you and listening. Is this true? Yeah I think I respond I think I'm responding fine, but he can't hear Are you she's next to me in a car half the time? I'm not saying I'm not saying it to myself Everybody everybody has a thing that they think they do, but they they they don't I definitely don't answer in my head It's not out loud. I mean you're welcome. I mean I yeah, I mean I you know hey, thank you for that How's that and then I feel like I could like it must be because I don't hear it at all Hmm, so I didn't the re-aid saying it again. It's me say to me Bobby. Thank you for flipping the laundry

I mean you got it. No problem. Thank you. Thanks for thanking me. Oh hell. Yeah, you got it That's it ready. This is Christine ready good say it again. Oh, thank you so much for flipping that laundry Yes exactly Bobby thank you for doing along. I said I I said thank you you you didn't I did I said I'm just making sure you're welcome. I think I wasn't doing now. We're in a fight You see how it works? How weird that is? What a lesson. Wow. I mean the tone.

Why don't you use that in your song? What a lesson I've learned today from Dickhead J. Shoo-bee-doo. Shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo. I said thank you. You're welcome. Answer me when I tell you something. I did, but you just didn't hear me. You're gonna get five, count them five,

against your child. Please hit me so I can get some money out of you. All of my belongings go to Gil Hernandez. Former bouncer from the comic strip. Siphoning money out of your account you don't know. I got my lesson from Dan Cook's brother. You are gonna be poor someday gonna pay to get Christine some volume lessons I don't need the lessons I need

you just shut the fuck up once in a while no I know I have to work on my tongue I'd be happy to not say thank you anymore for anything. You hate saying that. You ever just say not that and say thank you anymore and then you don't have to worry about saying it full volume? Why don't you do this? I'll be like, hey do this for me and then when you do it I'll go as expected. That's what I'll say to you, as expected. How about you just use a head gesture? Like when me and Max see a gay guy I tell him he can't just be like, is that guy guy gay no I don't do that no we just go he goes dad I go yeah and he goes hmm and he raises his eyebrows I

go hmm is he yes no Borami can I contact she was flipping the laundry yeah and she just started doing it so I was like, thank you so much for doing that. And she just looked, and it looks like she's doing it shitty because she's not answering me. So I go, thank you for doing this. She goes, I said. Like you don't mean anything, you think it's expected. Well, I mean, it is expected.

He provided you with a washing machine and dryer. I do so much more than I should do in that home. What do you mean? Today, made the bed fantastic back even the whole house Didn't you flip the laundry up at the laundry in last night? Yeah, why don't you do why don't you just get it made? We get somebody coming like once a month. I come once a month. Yeah, I would have them come every two weeks Yeah, every two weeks is every two weeks. You have somebody come every two weeks. Why is she making? I do like every three weeks.

I have no idea why, because she pays for none of it. And all I say is, can you do it? And she goes, no, I've made a different decision. She goes, no, I prefer to be constantly covered in hair, head to toe, if possible. We went to the movies last night. Christine was covered in hair. I had to slap her body down in the streets

so we didn't look like fucking fools. Hey everybody, if you're listening to The Bonfire as a podcast, you gotta know there's a whole second half of the show that you're not getting to hear. Look, if you love The Bonfire, which we know you do, this is just half of the show. Go subscribe to SiriusXM at SiriusXM.com slash bonfire. Subscribe right now.

I'll tell you this, that movie theater, and we went there all together at one point, is in my area there, is fucking, it's the most ghetto, horrible place I've ever, I can't believe how expensive that place is and like the idea of what they have there with the food being delivered to your table No one half the staffs not in uniform

So a person just brings the food into you at the table and they're loud about it come in they go like you know Rice ball, you know, I think while the movie's happening. You're like this. This is nuts. You got rice balls at a movie No, we didn't get rice balls I'm saying but they when they come in they're just yelling out what the things are to whoever gets it and they hand it out. It's, Christine went in the women's bathroom. She said each stall had a new adventure in disgusting.

It was a new nightmare. The stall I went into had piss on the seat and the door didn't lock. And it was the best option out of like 10 stalls. In a girl's bathroom. So Christine licked the bowl for her fucking OnlyFans. Why would there be piss on the seat and the door didn't lock and it was the best option out of like 10 stalls in a girl's bath like the bowl for her fucking only fans Christine's only fans at pig princess on thing you can make her do all kinds of shit eat my poop yeah because girls don't want to sit down and they don't want to lie in the toilet so they pop squats and then they piss all over the fucking seat yeah

but how can you miss with your pussy in that Christine grabs the top of the stalls and pulls herself up and does like a fucking van dam over the store but it's a minute impossible to miss with a vagina in a big hole what how do you not beg to differ with how much fucking piss there is on girls you don't know where they're fucking there they don't know where their pee holes are control their piss you know they don't have a good stream so they like squat over it and then it just kind of like sprays out it does that thing where it does a thing where it fans across their pussy lips Yeah, look at the kinked hose. Yeah

Sounds like an angry snake Yeah, they can't control where their pee hole is and they don't want to sit down but then she's it also just in the bathroom was Another employee just like sitting there on her phone, right? Yeah, there's a girl in there just fucking texting, not doing anything, not alerting anyone to how gross it was. And then I walk out and there's another employee just like sitting, listening to something on his phone at full volume. I mean, it gives me anxiety.

It's like I want to go in there and like kitchen nightmares. You want to say something. I really want to. It's run so bad. I want to like yell at the manager. Why don't you do it? There's nobody there. There was nobody there last night when we walked in.

Like, had the thing at all. We could have just went in the movie theater. But a lady came out and I go, do we have to show our tickets to somebody? She goes, oh, yeah, you already bought them? Yeah. Then she just like scanned them, sort of. She goes, I hope this works.

Like, the scanner. And then she goes, oh. And when she scans, she went, oh, look at that. That theater right there. You walk in, there's a girl that's supposed to be like promoting something she just has her head down her phone the Asian American Film Festival and she was sitting at a table with a step-and-repeat behind her one of those like banners that people could take pictures in front of and and she was just sitting anything on her phone with a bucket a bucket full of unused

Ready for people to take wristbands for the Asian American Film Festival. No one came to it Just sitting at a table like this like defeated his shit with a bucket of unused wristbands So fun, no one in front of the step-and-repeat. I should have did I was gonna take a picture in front of you yesterday, but They're not short-staffed like there is a staff they just all suck and I'm sure the manager sucks, too Why don't you just get the man? Why don't you say something? Why don't you just like don't want to be that? That fucking bitch is other one that gets I would like to get hired by the company to go fire everybody is what I would like. I don't want to just complain.

I'll tell you who lives on a nice quiet block, Karen's. Look, I agree. Do not go out there and save racist stuff to two little black girls just trying to set up a fucking lemonade stand. Don't be a piece of shit. But quietly you're like, she did get rid of them though. And that is nice.

She did get rid of those kids in the street though. Well that's why I like the Alamo. Cause the Alamo you can write a little note. You can write a little note and then they come and take the note and they'll bring it back to the manager and they'll kick people out. You can write this person's being an asshole. Where?

At the Alamo Drafthouse. Oh. Alamo Drafthouse does not fuck around with any of that hijinks. They have to. Oh, the movie theater. The movie theater, Alamo. Yeah, they have.

I respect the shit out of that. You have a little piece of paper. You can tattle. You can tattle. But you can't tattle and say, hey, can you give this to your boss? You're terrible. I don't think it's gonna make it up the ladder,

if I'm being honest. But the people at Alamo are great. Like they come up, they're very quiet, they get your food out. Alamo is the place to go. I love the Alamo. You can tell there's just no training. Like when you train like comedy club waitresses or waiters,

you tell them to like get low, talk quietly, like don't just stand up and you know serve like in a restaurant like you can tell there's just no training for that you know what lady walks in with a tray of food I mean so slow and fat-ass like she should have been picking a booger with the other hand like hey put it down you know they don't do this though in the suburbs I know yeah you're totally aware city, fucking movie theaters stink. Not generally across the board.

I mean the audience is always gonna suck more in the city for sure. It's so stressful going to a movie in the city. I used to hate when I lived in the city and went to a movie. I don't go much anymore. I go in the suburbs though, very nice, really nice. Yeah, I like when you go to the movie

when it's attached to this, also somewhere it's like there's a mall or whatever. There whatever just something to do around there. You get some food or something Yeah, Lincoln Center. We just like this is literally across the street. So it's so convenient, but you know It's across the street Christine's like that's the plate the park you go to the same time every day when you're very vulnerable Christine's given my email address. Now. go to at the same time every day when you're very vulnerable. Christine, is she giving my email address? Why don't you just give her our address? Well, the whole thing with that look thing was it was supposed to be more expensive

so that a higher clientele would go there. But it's just, you know. It's supposed to be, that movie theater's supposed to be high end. High end, but then higher. They have the whole bar there, and they have the, like they said, the food service, the tables,

and it looks like it's supposed, I mean like the menu has things on it that are ridiculous. Like what, lobster tail? Clams casino? Shrimp. For sure shrimp, yeah. Fried shrimp or regular shrimp? I think some regular shrimp, yeah here it is.

Here's the menu, edamame. It's high end in theory. Correct. Edamame, edamame is fake high end. Well this is snacks and apps. This is at a, this is. In practice. Loaded cheese fries, truffle fries, keep going.

It gets nuttier. Pretzel bites, chips and dips, Thai chili coconut shrimp, so that is fried. Salad and bowl, Southwest salad, BLTA salad, Mediterranean bowl, grilled shrimp bowl. Do you worry about who's making the food because of the same staff making... I don't eat this shit. I don't get any of this.

You have to make sure it's fried and all the shit. I got popcorn, Reese's Pieces and pretzel bites. Yeah. Okay. You're not getting hummus in a Greek salad from Look Theater. Some people are. That's why I knew there was a rice bowl. They got smash burgers. Pizza that's not very good. Also doesn't look like that.

Looks good there. It does, but we've had it, Bobby. Oh yeah. It wasn't the exorcist, remember? It's like a circle. Not a circle, I'm sorry, it's like an oval. It's terrible. Quesadilla looks shitty.

Too much. The point is, I'll tell you what looks good. If you wanna talk about what looks good there, it's their fucking desserts. God damn it, the desserts do look good. That cookie looks good. Ooh, that looks good, what is that? Chocolate brownie sundae, chocolate chip cookies,

cheesecake, fried Oreos. You can't fuck up with a cookie. Milkshakes. It's the execution. Huh? The execution is part of it. Right, that shouldn't be brought into you by a girl who's like half her weaves falling out.

She just got into a fight outside. Aretha Franklin and the Blues Brothers just dropped it on the place. Yeah, it's so, we went there, I was really just like, man, this place is just, no one gives a fuck who works here at all. You should say something. Oh, also, it's gotten so, get over there,

full volume running in the theater was, I guess maybe their AC's busted or something. So a standing, freestanding AC unit with the hose, you know what I mean, like the hose is blowing, it's like, poof. The whole movie, like this is stupid. What's happening in this place? It's fucking dude that by the way Theater one that's the first theater they present to you when you walk in dude

It's six gear summer dude You should have fucking stood up and you both should have went to the manager and complained nothing bad necessarily happened to us It's just okay. I'd be angry. I said serves food should have a bad That's how you judge a place that serves food. I don't go into the bathrooms at all. But I... You don't pee at all? No, I might as well not. I mean, I live directly across the street from it, you know.

If you guys are wondering how to Google Earth, anything. She never sells her own shit out, ever, by the way. I'm gonna give you her phone number out. I live there too. Yeah, I understand, but no one's dying to see you. I hope you get stalked. Now I'm gonna say I hope they kill you while I'm gone. Listen, if you're gonna stalk me, you should just know this.

We can't be together if Christine's alive. So just know, if you want me, Christine's the only thing standing between me and you being together. I'm talking to the guys guys and girls whatever weirdos out there that wants a little You can't do it without killing Christine and now she's giving you basically where we live down the corner You're gonna be fine to find us She does have a walk a dog three times a day and also she walks dog and she's also very forgetful and often when I'm gone She'll do it by herself late at night very vulnerable

Yeah on her phone. She carries nothing and our dog if you're just nice to it You could pet while you rape and kill her Buddy a fan I got him I'm gonna find his name so I could tell you cuz I gotta bring it in Getting it back from Dave temple cuz I didn't know how to escort it home But a guy at the end of the show and whatever whatever, goes, I have a gift for you. And he gives me a, it's a knife, he told me. And then, I forget what it's called, a knife is called, but it's very big.

It's just handle inside the case. You take it out, very big handle. I'd say maybe six, seven inches at least handle. Yeah. And it's one of the ones you push the button, your switchblade, shoots out hard. And then you pull the thing down it shoots back in Microtech out the front it's a Microtech it's a he told me the name of the brand it's so nice man it's a type in microtech down the bottom scroll

down see it right there is it like that thing over to the left? It's more much bigger though. I'm telling you yeah It's very big also Seems like the most dangerous thing in the world. It's very illegal in New York. Is it? Yeah, you can't have a switch Oh, it's not here then you can't have an automatic knife. It doesn't exist anyway, so we're good shape But it's fucking awesome, but I'll tell you the scariest thing in the world, it looks like, like if anyone was dicking around ever and just put like the thing, and push that button, you're dead.

No, it has a thing on it that doesn't allow it to go into stuff. You sure? Yeah, it has to click out and then it locks. So if you push, I mean you would hurt somebody, but you wouldn't kill somebody with it. When you push it, it shoots. It looks like if you put it right here

and click that button. Some of them have a lot of oomph. Yeah, it's got oomph, but when you push it, it needs to click out and then lock. It's a very hard button. Yeah. The button's very hard. Less hard to open than it is to close,

but it's not a move that you can do like a cool like, like that, like you really have to push it up. Because you don't want it accidentally opening in your pocket. Accidentally opening, absolutely. That's why. Fully agree. that you can do like a cool like like that like you really have to like push it up because you don't want it Accidentally opening absolutely that's why fully agree. Yeah, man. This thing is awesome. I can't wait to never show you I have I have one of those those are nice illegal Bobby with your address. We're all coming out where we live I have it in a hamper Showed it to me in New Hampshire. Hmm. I have a little tiny one too. Yes. I have a in Hampshire. Bobby's got a nice one. He showed it to me in New Hampshire. I have a little tiny one too, yes.

I have a little baby one. We all of us have a little baby one here. Except Lou. I have a nice knife collection. I'm a big knife guy. That was one of my things. But this was a cool thing. Very cool.

Very cool knife. I'm excited to see it. The six gear summer is in full effect. The world's going to see when I have that night Don't let me bring that knife to that movie theater Just take it out and start switchblade and everybody Justin silver contact texted me over the weekend for knife info really yeah, he wants a kitchen knife though Murder knife murder knife okay every Okay. Everyday carry knife.

Yeah, murder. Yeah. Everyday, I got this right here. I gave him a few options. Yeah. This is the giant, the giant, the giant. I got Jacob one. You want one of these?

Magna cut. Sure. You want one of these? I'll give you one. I'll bring one in tomorrow. What? What's the thing about it that's awesome? The thing about it, well first of all the.

It's the hottest deal out there. It's one of the greatest knives out there as far thing about it, well first of all the The hottest deal out there? It's one of the greatest knives out there as far as pocket knives, but it's also, it opens real fast and the steel is amazing and it stays sharp. Oh, the best steel on the market. Does it have a toothpick or some sort of a wrench? No, no, no, no, that's a Swiss Omri knife.

Those knives are good too though, you want one of those? I have one of those. What can I kill with this? You can kill pretty much anything with this. People? You can kill people with this. I wouldn't suggest killing people with this. Well when Christine and Evelyn gets murdered on our block, I do want to go for revenge.

Yeah, you can use this. Okay. That's a good thing. You kill them and it won't rust afterward. I like that. I like that. And it has a little belt clip so you can put it back in and not lose it. There's no Christine. Your death won't be in vain. It will be because you're dumb enough to tell people where we live but it will not be in vain as I still get test. I'll get emails a couple times a year from people just go I'm like this is wrong you Christine's dumb

Give out your email address. It's always my information What are you gonna do? Don't you tell people where DJ Lou lives? Let's get him killed. 222 Chestnut Avenue. I had somebody mail me gorilla shit. Come over? Really? Yeah. It was Ari though. There's a company, no it wasn't Ari, there's a company that you can mail shit to people like animal shit and somebody sent me a package of gorilla shit. Isabella sent that that that exists like that company exists to Ari and Ari was like She's like I hear I figure you but probably need at some point. He goes. Are you sure you're not my daughter? Why would I already that he would just shit himself true, but sometimes you know can't conjure one up You know I mean, maybe he's watching his weight

No was it was gorilla shit because it was green Are you sure it wasn't Ari? No, it was it was gorilla shit because it was green No, we didn't already see it in already said it was now. It was somebody else. It wasn't him now It wasn't him. I always he might be some part of the chain of operations that got that to you though Are you may put the idea to somebody to have them do that? Yeah, if it was Ari if it was Ari His shit would be in it would be bloody He was at my house and he was shitting with the bathroom door open and then he just held up, he goes Bobby and he just held up his paper towel with just, it looked like he had like an artery cut. It wasn't even like red blood, it was like blue blood, like

that dark. That's how we stay so Holocaust thin. He's constantly out of blood. How is there no solution for his problems? There is. It's surgery surgery doesn't want to get yeah, it's surgery you get you fix your hemorrhoids and stop wiping them You know I think basically who you just get a new asshole You see understand people die every day and a lot of people are donors and they're willing to donate their asshole Feel free to give my asshole to anybody if I die Christine I'll make sure your asshole goes to a great place. You'll give her ass out of Gil

You'll get your asshole Christine I love you lacquered and turn into a fuck doll and give you to Gil I'm gonna have you completely put in some kind of taxidermy and then Gil so Gil can just have you when he wants I so Gil can just have you when he wants? I actually got cucked again this. Come on. I got reverse cucked. What does that mean? A woman now berated you in front of your son.

It wasn't no. A woman kicked your ass in front of your son. No. You went into a store and two women berated you and kicked your ass in front of your son. No, it was a guy. A guy kissed you in front of your son. No. A guy kissed your son in front of you son. No, it was a guy. A guy kissed you in front of your son. No.

A guy kissed your son in front of you and you did nothing. No. I gotta have more guesses. No, we won't. Cause I was, I'm on guard now. I don't fuck around. I walk down. Oh, you're up in the, in New Hampshire.

Fucking Bruce Lee walking around always in his stance. I'm ready to fucking say fuck you. If someone says who are you, who are you? That's my response. I'm ready to go. This is not a friendly community you've found up there. It is a friendly community, but I guess they're just keeping an eye out. They don't like that you're half in, half out.

I think they don't like that about you. What do you mean? That I have a house? That you're a weekend warrior. I'm not a week. I'm there for the whole summer. No, but this is tiny house You're not really in association property, but you glom on to their I bought I spent a lot of money on the leave off the thing of plop and no one gives a shit about that By the way, they're they do you know what someone did say to them about my plot. They did say oh the Unbuildable plot there you go which

fucking annoys me yeah it's unbuildable it is buildable it would just take a lot why oh yeah you told you have to fill in it's just a cliff to fill yeah it's a cliff you basically own a cliff I own a cliff so you can use a pool in a kayak it's a lake is not a pool it's a fucking lake there's no pool no there's no just lake it's a lake what do you? Just like you don't need a lake You know put a pool next to a lake. What kind of weirdo would do that me? I would have a pool with a lake. No, you have a lake you go into the lake now to the lake We know one's taking a late-night dip in the lake everybody you go. What are you talking about?

Oh, you're gonna get one of those silverfish up your dick hole. There's no silverfish. It's not a fucking monsters, dude There's no river monsters are it's not a fucking bathroom. River monsters, dude. There's no river monsters. There are. It's one of the cleanest lakes in America. You just say those facts and you never have anything to support it. Look it up. We will, and it's gonna say

it's not one of the cleanest lakes in America. It's one of the cleanest, Squam Lake is one of the cleanest lakes in America. Lou, black me up. He's absolutely right. Oh, Lou, I didn't realize you were a fucking lake cleanliness expert over there He's he's he's part of he's part of his Jacob. What do you think? I'll take your wise words. You're wearing a hood and glasses Well, you know what a wise man will tell you when he doesn't know the answer he doesn't just make up an answer

I appreciate that sage. Yeah, I was coming down, we were leaving the, we were going somewhere and we were coming down the road and all of a sudden this Tesla cut us off kind of. You were driving. We were driving in my truck and the Tesla cut us off and then another car came in front of us and I had to stop and I was trying to take a right so I just patiently stopped

because I'm very patient up there and But it was getting a little like what the fuck's going on So then the car the red car pulled up to the right and the guy got out And he's like hey, hey, how you doing? And I was like he just came up to us very friendly, but like almost uncomfortable friendly. Hey. Hey. Hey, how you doing? Good. How are you? Oh yeah yeah yeah you you live on yeah yeah yeah okay great. Wait right here for a second. Let me just get a pen. So now I'm on the way to breakfast with Max and this guy says wait wait I gotta get a

pen and I waited and Max was like why why are you listening to this? What's going on dad? Why are we waiting? I go he said to wait Just a man said so I listen, but it's this little little old guy Yeah So I waited and then he he went over to the test and talked to that lady for me Then he comes back and he's like you guys are we're doing a thing tonight There's a big event for the Squam Lake Association, part of it, you're part of that.

Which you are barely a part of. I am 100% a part of. Well you have the unbuildable. It's not unbuildable, it is buildable. It would just take a lot. It would take a lot of fill. A lot of fill. A lot of fill, but I do have a plot of,

I am a full 100% member of the association. Technically. I don't, technically, which is what it is, I am 100% a member of the association. You own a cliff. I don't own a cliff. I own. Understood.

I own a lot, it's called a lot. And I could build on this lot. Most of the lot happens to be cliff. I know the first half of it that you would need to get into the lot is a cliff. So if I wanted to build on it, I would have to put fill to make a driveway to get down to my land. You would need millions of pounds of earth to build upon.

I would need a lot of earth and maybe a zip line to get to my house. A zip line, plumbing, electricity. So the guy stops and he's like, wait, wait, so he comes over and he's like, we have a thing tonight for Squam Lake Association, you're gonna come, right? And I was like, huh? And he's like, yeah, tonight, you're part of it,

it's for Squam Lake and it helps out with the community and we're having it right up the street at this house. If you just go, you know meeting or fundraiser, it's a meeting somebody's house, right for Squam Lake Association, which I don't even know so I just start I go Oh, I'm a part of that and is it oh, you're a member of the the AL the the the ALC something I'm gonna oh, yeah, because yeah, this is different. This is the actual lake, but because you're part of the community you should come up. We're gonna have music We're gonna have food and we're gonna talk about all the issues that we're gonna try to help out and we so you'll be there Tonight midsummer it's it's the opposite of that other guy. He's wants you in the team This is this probably you're gonna be the May Queen

This is the opposite of. This is, this is. Papa, you're gonna be the May Queen. This is the opposite of aggressive. Yeah. This is. He's nicing you into changing your entire family's plans. Welcoming you. He made me, he gave me his number and his name and made me commit to going to this fucking meeting. Did you go?

I said, yeah, I had to go. Yeah. How was it? Informative? It was stupid, it was dumb. I Said yeah, I had to go How was it? Informative it was stupid. It was dumb. I don't have but there was dancing. There was no dancing Oh, it was thin old gray white people. Oh, but there was food, right? Not really some butterscotch's No, there was like a pie and some blueberries and some cheese loose Loose blueberries? Loose blueberries. And cheese? It's blueberry season. Okay. It's blueberry season.

Apologies. Yeah, you can go pick blueberries right now. Apologies. I'm not just eating random blueberries. Bobby, this kind of talk is why you get bullied in front of your kid up in this New Hampshire place. You're from the city, dude. You're supposed to go bully these fucking lake queefs.

I was ready for six gear summer. I was ready for six gear. I didn't know the guy took the other direction and still Results the same you're doing something you don't want to do with people you don't want to do it with I'm being fucking talking to What I'm I'm taking you serious with the hood, but go ahead No, I think you more serious you needed this I needed what because you were cocked by a guy who didn't want you in the community, and subconsciously, I think you were very happy that this guy, even though you didn't want to do the actual task,

he wanted you to be part of it. I didn't want to go, Jacob. I don't know if it's the hood, but that was insightful as shit. I... I... I'm wise. You... you... want to be accepted. Yes.

You want to be part of the upper echelon, the high society people. I do, I do. The lake folk. I do. And it hurts you when they don't want you and they try to beat you up and harass and bully you in front of your boy.

Thus taking away the respect of your very own wife and the way she looks at you in a sexual fashion for the front of your boy. Thus taking away the respect of your very own wife and the way she looks at you in a sexual fashion for the rest of your life. I don't know if that's true, but yes. And then it all turned around, and you saw when you got back from that meeting, Max, Dawn, they were looking at you different with some reference, because they know now,

you're part. Dawn didn't go. Yeah, of course she didn't. She knew it was going to be awful, Max didn't want to go to that bullshit either. dawn didn't go. Yeah, of course she didn't she knew it was gonna be Max didn't want to go to that bullshit either She didn't go to a thing went she didn't go to a thing that you were promised dancing at That's how little she believes in this association I don't think almost to be in the association music not dance music the man who made it all possible went

Yeah, but I was ready What was the music was it was like wash basin players and shit I'm I was ready for aggressive shit. I know pussy. He's like come to my boring ass house with my old ass friends I'll be there bells on Can't leave my boy and wife at home to have actual fun Yes, we prefer that is there there gonna be food? Nothing that goes together There is food present. I suck. I suck. How long were you there? I was only there for a half hour. Okay That's not too bad. It's a joke dip early. I should only be the first person

This is what I should have said ready. Tell me about the meeting. Oh, is this the music that was? Did you guys go outside and do this? Bobby and max going on down squam like that This would have been great damn Bobby, I'm gonna start wearing a vest and super long sleeve button-down shirts Can you come back with your squam legleg outfit you dress like Boyd Crowder he's got you dressed like this dude I want you to dress like a fucking Mennonite there it is there's Max on bass fucking Bobby on thing dawn on washboard and who's singing? That's the head of the association. Look, show them, show them the Kelly family. Real jug band. Max slapping the bass, Bobby on harmonica, Dawn on the washboard bass

and the lead association on electric ukulele. I'll tell you what, it doesn't't gonna be a lot of fun to be part of this song if I could just jump in with something you want to play you don't want to sit and watch though you want to play spoons yeah no I don't want to watch them I want to be part of this jam I'm gonna grab something from the fucking house like a wooden spoon and a pot if you want to jam Yeah My brother got into a folk Music phase every time I got into a car with him

It was your father and my brother your brother an extended ride of folk music. I don't mind a folk song Why no, I'm talking in an hour of non-stop folk like that like we just heard yes No, because folk music could also be? Like we just heard? Yes. Nuh-uh. Because folk music could also be considered like... That's like bluegrass though. But folk music is always like Crosby, Stills and Nash, a sort of folky...

No, no, Crosby, Stills and Nash. Like that, like fucking... This is folk. Like a modern version of this, yes. No, that's... Was it Arlo Guthrie? Woody. Sorry. Anyway, sorry.

Well, I guess there's no, you can get cucked all kinds of ways. I guess you can. They got you. And we left on such a note of six-gear summer. I was ready for aggression, dude. I wasn't ready for niceness. If I knew that niceness could make me cower and just appease people, I would've been ready for that. Now I'm ready for that.

Now I'm ready to just say no. I'm gonna just say no. Invite me to something. No, I'm busy, I can't make it. I'm sorry, I don't have time. I'm doing make it. I'm sorry, I don't have time. I'm doing other things. I don't know how to say no to people. I don't, I have to say no.

I have a hard time saying no. Bobby, give me a thousand bucks. No, okay. That was so easy. I'll tell you what, I'm geared up for sixth gear summer. I'm all worked up for it. The problem is all the confrontations I keep running into are with women so what am I gonna do you can't attack a

bunch of chicks I want to me and Christine were driving Christine by the way it's Christine's not in six gear summer she has a long history this girl of just eating shit when she's the girl the situation I expect Christine to get out of the car and do something aggressive and crazy She never does what does she say she just sits there and eats it like a bitch What do you want to get out take a wig off and fucking beat the shit out of something? I wanted to get out and spit in the girl's face Literally, I wanted to get out of the car and spit in her face

She can't know and then if the girl and her get into it then I'll get out of the car and I'll Fucking boot the girl in the head or something. I'll be always saving my girlfriend Yeah, but she doesn't do anything this girl both times by the way of these girl confrontations I've had they were very minimal but like The chicks were so in the wrong and Christine was there for both of them. So she's right. They're so in the wrong It's wild how angry they get when I didn't do anything shitty in either of them. What did you do? The one I was waiting in a red light light turns green. There's a girl walking across the street Right in front of the car and I mean

Dragon ass and just in the middle of her phone So at some point what she's like I mean borderline like like crawling I Honk the horn and then she turns around she assesses the situation and goes Fuck you goes back and just gives me the finger She's like and then we got about a block away, and I was like damn Christine bitch in your heart She really is not was not raised that way You said fuck you to her yeah window was shut there was nothing that didn't get you pantomime fuck no I didn't even know I giggled actually just kind of giggles I was like how fucking funny she's wrong so Christine should have fired you should have yes

You rolled down your window, but like no fuck you. Yes something say something. She has my She just eats it Where she gets that from? What we're eating it? I don't know Christine she used to tell this goofy story about her and her friends She's not afraid to fight her and her friends just a fellow time She's talking about slap boxing and rolling around with girls while a bunch of pervert adults They hung out with him gave him drugs would cheer. It's not fighting. That's fucking being that dip shit.

That's a fetish. Yeah. Oh yeah. We used to fight all the time. Yeah. It's fucking game night. Me and my friend used to fight all the time. She is not have, uh, Christine does not have aggression in her heart for anything out in the streets. No, she has aggression in her heart. I could see it. It just doesn't come out. I just don't. I mean, the one time that I really when I called the cop a cunt, that was not good. But I was also going through it a little bit then. When was this?

Remember, there's that cop and he was ticketing right out front of the cop doesn't count. Yeah, you can't get the cop doesn't count. Cunt. Cops are going to fucking start beating the shit out of you. I'm talking about a situation where you gotta stick up for yourself. No, I don't want fist fight girls on the street because they're being dumb bitches

walking across the way. But you don't say anything either. You just eat it. You come from too much of a world of management where you just eat shit from somebody and just move on, which probably is healthy, but fuck that, dude. That is true. I have been, it's been trained in me from years of customer service

to just take it. But Christine just had like that, you're a dumb bitch and you blah, blah, blah, and Christine will just eat it. And then the other one we had was not, there's nothing Christine put about on this one. This was not. What was it? No Christine ill will on this one.

This was just two bull dykes trying the U-turn. Actually, the guy did one too. Oh, great example of this. Two bull dykes trying to U-turn into Arlene of traffic. They're telling me to go like they're having this thing they're blocking traffic. So I stopped so they can go and they're doing like the they're getting angry at me right they're going like they're like, fuck it go and I'm like, bitch move like move it was insane that they're screaming and it's like they're just completely in the wrong

Flip side of that story guy did a wacky u-turn cut us off in traffic Going down on down Third Avenue Last this weekend. I'll tell you what had a brand new fresh lit cigarette Fucking binged it off his fucking window. Almost got it inside. I was aiming to get it in his window so he'd have a fire in his car he had to deal with. But it hit, it just hit the window instead.

But I don't even think about it. You flicked it? I just fucking, the guy turns and I go, I can't do anything about it so I flicked it at the thing. Nice. I just can't take advice from somebody. I mean the amount of times in our relationship, like you've been in your thirties and forties the entire time and you've like, he gets out of the car to go deal with people on the street. I'm like, are you out of your fucking

mind? He's in six gear summer. He's supposed to get out of the fucking car. Yeah. You can't get out of the car. Yeah. It's six gear summer. You get out next time. I'm going to tell him to go fuck himself and fuck his party I don't go to it fucking summer. I'm a hundred percent member of this association I can come and go when I please and I don't give a fuck so don't come up to me with your smiles and your fucking Little notes. I don't want your number. I come here to enjoy this shit by myself And if I find out why they call me Bobby Cliffs by myself and if I find out why they call me Bobby Cliffs oh shit we gotta take a break we have a bunch of reads how many reads we got Lou exactly none

zero what's going on we're fired wow nobody has any guys I feel like you're just gonna say that no matter what well this is the week everybody story war starts at the stand me and Lewis nice very excited for it brand new show we're starting live show that's this Wednesday July 17th to stand New York City get tickets to stand NYC.com Robert Kelly is gonna be at the music hall in Portsmouth New Hampshire on July 20th and the showcase lounge in the South Burlington Vermont July 26th after that he's gonna be in co-host New York,

San Diego, California, Minneapolis, and Minnesota. You can catch Bobby every Tuesday night, 7 p.m. The Fat Black Pussycat Lounge, the Comedy Seller for tickets and all tour dates go to PunchUp.live slash Robert Kelly. We'll find a bunch of his content. And Big J's gonna be at the Borgata in Atlantic City July 27th, helium in Portland Portland, Oregon August 1st through the

3rd after that he'll be in Albany Portland Maine Dallas Omaha what the fuck for tickets and all of the tour dates go to big J comedy.com it's good to see your beautiful eyes dude thank you and I really am enjoying Jacob in this hood. It's my favorite thing ever. It makes me feel safe for some reason. Alright. Well guys, now the commercials that we don't have to read. We'll be right back with the bonfire.