The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Roughhousing with Colin Quinn

Episode Date: February 21, 2025

Jacob reenacts the time when a bully socked him in the stomach at school. Jay gets emotional when he has to engage in horseplay with a pal. Bobby got punched in the face by the great Colin Quinn while driving a car and drinking coffee! Bob also accuses him of chasing him with a hatchet. Jay believes that Bob is enabling this abusive relationship. Colin calls in to explain that sometimes friends just have that energy between them. Some friendships include dangerous roughhousing. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now the bonfire with Big Jay Olkerson and Robert Kelly. When you find out the reason why people don't eat pork, it's disgusting. Like a pig eats its own shit, eats other animal shit. When I worked on the farm, they used to eat their own shit also. My dog does not eat pork. She does not. Your dog's bit shit before. She does not. How dare you? How dare you put doodles in that category? She is not a shit eater. No, she's not. Your dog's bit shit before. She does not. How dare you? How dare you put doodles in that category? She is not a shit eater.

Yep. No, she's not. She eats shit, she's smart. I tell you what, she's a shit eater. She puts her nose in other dog's shit? That fucking dog over your house here, that's a shit eater. What, my slut dog?

No, your dog's fine, the other one. Lekha? Lekha's a shit eater. No, Lekha doesn't eat shit. Lekha just, Lekha's a statue. She fucking eats everything. She just fucking licked everything in that house. She eats the hors d'oeuvres. She did eat the hors d'oeuvres.

Well, she didn't eat them so much as lay her tongue right across the entire top of them. Don't worry, I ate one still. Oh, that makes me nauseous thinking about it. What have I done? What have I done? You look like a school bully. That's what they used to do to me in school.

Yeah. Yeah, Josh, your dog wet-willed me These two if you licked peppers in school No, they would take your they would lick his peppers. Haha. You got your peppers licked There's a take my drink backwash it. Oh, did they that's real We really know that's I told you Reggie Johnson who's dead now or in jail Yeah, he would just take a sip and then shoot back in. But which one?

Reggie Johnson. He's in jail? No, he died. He died. He's dead. Did you kill him with a BB gun? I did not. You prayed for it though, right? I didn't pray for it.

I got over my anger towards Reggie. Why? You realized it was not his fault because he just had a big dick and was supreme athlete? He was, yeah, that's true about him. From what I'm told. He was a great athlete. So why is it you forgave him?

Well, I found out he had a really rough life. So then he did end up in prison, from what I'm told. So all the stuff he did to you was him lashing out because of what was done to him? Yeah, I knew him since second grade. That was the last time I won in a fight against him, was in second grade. And then he was terrifying until graduation.

You beat him in second grade. Yeah, that was the last time. So theoretically, whatever the record is, you're like 17 and one against this guy. You still got that one. That's gonna haunt him forever. I think he got over it real quick. I heard it's what made him kill himself he beat up everyone damn did he become like a big guy he was

jacked jacked but his brother would kill you if you beat it if you beat Reggie up so it was a lose-lose situation lose lose one time I think one a high school like a football what's his brother what's his brother's name cuz I say now that we know Reggie's dead I say we call the brother out I think one high school, like a football varsity. What's his brother's name? Because I say, now that we know Reggie's dead, I say we call the brother out. No, I think he passed too. Oh my god. So Jacob, you win, buddy.

You're on top of Mount Reggie. Is there a parent we can kick the shit out of? Is there a mom or an aunt we can just go beat up? Do you think you had any kids that we could kick the shit out of them? Yeah. He didn't turn like he was fine. How about this?

Let's find out his orphan his orphan children. Hmm. Let's adopt them And let's raise them to be bad people like well, we'll crush them too. Yeah, I don't know It's so long ago. He passed a while ago. Maybe we can old boy it though Okay, maybe we find his estranged children from different mothers and we trick them into fucking each other Yeah, and then we tell him like oh you guys are brother, then we should hold the DNA tests. I mean, it's a possibility. Okay, all right, so this is why we brainstorm. This is why we brainstorm so we can find these ideas.

Yeah, that'd be fucking fun to make his kids fuck each other. Make his kids fuck each other, they want to. Yeah, they fall in love. They're so attracted to each other. We make them fall in love, and then right when they're consummating... I mean, but we're gonna wait a few months

where they get into it, where they're trying different stuff. You know what I mean? We should actually force an impromptu marriage, where they're getting married right when they go, I do, and they start making out. Then we let them know, it's your brother. Yeah. No!

Wait. We should encourage them to move quickly and have children. And then once she's pregnant, past abortion times, then we drop the hammer on them. Why don't we just wait till the baby comes out and it has like a hair lip or some weird disease because it's the fucking inbred fuck. Why does my baby have Biggie Small's eyes?

Oh, it's because you guys are directly related. And then we'll do that. And then we'll go piss on Reggie's grave. Now then you take a sip of whatever they're drinking, you spit back in and go. Spit back into it. Drink it. Yeah. Make them drink it.

Now you get it back. Now you get it. Hey, tell your father when you see him in hell, Jacob did this to you. Reggie, he was cool until high school then I think he got into drugs. Nice. And then I was told out of nowhere when he walks by keep your hands behind your back because if he sees your hands he's going to think you want to fight. Was he a gator? I don't know what that is. Like an alligator.

I don't understand what you're saying. It doesn't sound like a human being trait you're saying. Yeah. If you lower your head he will take that as aggression. I mean I don't know what that is. Like an alligator. I don't understand what you're saying. It doesn't sound like a human being trait you're saying. Yeah. If you lower your head, he will take that as aggression. I mean, I didn't believe it myself one time, Jay, and then I paid the price because he went. You had your hands out? Saw your hands? I had my hands out because, you know, not being aggressive,

just having hands like a person. How were your hands out? They were in front of you or on the side of you? Bobby, like, down at my side. Where were you supposed to put your hands when he came? I'm making your fingers finger swastika or something We're making a swastika fingers I don't know how to do it But were you you have to put your hands behind your back like this, but when you didn't what were your hands doing? Bobby's asking it's a good question

Were you giving like this were you given like a fuck you thing? Loose and I want no problems. Loose though, arms out the way you just did? Because I'm telling you, you're coming at me sideways with those arms wide like that. And Jacob, I'm thinking, I'm going to spit in your fucking drink. I want to smack you from here. My lats are popping a little.

Yeah? Did you look him in the eyes when he walked by? No. Are you crazy? Why'd you look at him? Are you insane? Oh my God, you're still scared. Well, somebody took you back. Do you want to see what he did though?

If you're me. No. Should I show you? Yeah, please. Alright, I'll go over. I'll come to you. Alright. So, you're me.

You're in on the hall. It's like this? Yeah, you're just passing. Okay. So Bobby's... No, no. Lower your arms a lot. the hall. It's like this? Yeah, you're just passing. Okay. Bobby's... No, no. Lower your arms a lot.

Bobby's arms are lowered a lot, but he's looking black. I wish I was as jacked as I was now in high school, but Bobby, I was skinny. He's looking black. Jacob, do me a favor. Jacob, don't call yourself jacked. Yeah, ever. What? Jacked?

That's a crazy word for it. Yeah. I don't know what else to call it. In shape? You're really in shape. If you put off at the end of it You're jacked off picture picture this bod that you see now looking at me, but

20 pounds less muscle skinnier. Yeah. Yeah, okay And now Bobby you are doing Bob. You are Reggie right now to me my reggie or you I'm Reggie Oh, I'm him. Oh, you're not being a good Jacob at all. You look very intimidating. There you go. There you go. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me get in character. Ready?

Bobby, take your time because you're the thespian here. You and Christina are the only people with severe acting experience. Here we go. Ready? I'm a stage actress. Now, Bobby, you're probably having a conversation about aliens and how cool it was. I don't think they're... If they're here, they're here as friends.

I walk, you know, I'm walking by. I think they're here as friends, you know what I mean? Because... Oh! Oh! The fuck was that, man? He just decked you. He decked you in the stomach? Right in the gut. He just hit you.

Punch you. Yes. And he hit you in the stomach. What did you do? Yeah. You went down, right? Ugh! How'd you do it? What'd you do? What'd you do? This was the noise right there. Right. Okay. You went down, right? What'd you do? What'd you do?

This was the noise I hear. Okay. Hahaha! Jay, I mean, all air left in my body. Let me hear it. It's like when you work out with us on Saturdays. And then if someone tries to talk to you, you go, I don't know, something's wrong.

Oh man, I walked by a gut shot. I got one of those ones from my, one of my best friends, John. Houdini died like that. There's no time. The cannonball of the stomach? No, a guy came up and punched him in the stomach without him, he had a thing that you could hit him

and he could take it and this kid walked up and punched him in the stomach without telling, he had a thing that you could hit him and he could take it and this kid walked up and punched him in the stomach without telling him first and he died. He shit his heart out? That's the way he died. Really? Yeah. Is that true?

It's true. That's not magic. No, he's not, you know, magic isn't real. Punched in the stomach by a McGill student in Montreal in 1926, what a dummy. Man, he thought his core was way stronger than it was. Turns out. Well, it was if you told him.

He, the guy just walked up and sucker punched him. Yeah, right in his appendix. Yeah. That makes me feel, so my core was even relaxed. My core was pretty cool then. No, it sounds like he just punched, it seems like he punched you in the liver, not the... I was gonna say it was 1920 something.

Yeah, before appendixes were appendixes. Yeah, you died from an appendix back then. It seems like he punched you in the liver, not the... I thought it was 1920 something. I survived. It was where appendix is. Yeah, you died from an appendix back then. Yeah, I'm sorry that happened. You don't wanna take a punch from Reggie. My buddy John. How's he doing? When we were good, he's good, he's in Germany.

Tell him I said what's up. Flavs Kupenglippen. Beat cancer twice now somehow. No shit. God bless him. But he... Sure he had it? Maybe he was just trying to get a GoFundMe?

Did he have a GoFundMe? No, I don't think so. But maybe he's an unscrupulous piece of shit who's just trying to keep the system. I don't know, maybe I don't know him at all. I've actually known two people that have done that. Tell you what, he did this when we were young, when we were very young, playing basketball.

And like, it was actually a terrible reaction that never made sense to me to this day. But I was pretty, I was younger than John, he was years older than me and I'm maybe he was like playing with like basketball with like the older like his age people or something and I went over them whatever it was I Slapped like like hit him on his arm with my hand, but not like a fighting thing You know, I mean and he's very Jewish. So he got allergy shots every week. He said He said I slapped him right is that Jewish? said, he said I slapped him right in his ass. Is that Jewish?

Yeah, he said I slapped, allergies are very Jewish. He said I slapped him right in his things. And I hit him in the arm and he went, oh! And just punched me in the stomach with everything he had. And then I walked away and held back tears and just like really sad cried away walking away. I'm like, what would he do that he's my friend? Oh!

Yeah. You got hit by a, a, a, your Jewish pal? My Jewish army friend. And he hit you right in the gut, did it hurt? Oh yeah. What hurt more, that he hit you and he's your friend? Yes.

Or the pain? Friend, hit me in the friend. The friend thing? That's what brought the tears up? That's why I'm bad at that, that's why I'm not a good like, friend? Let's wrestle, no, or let's why I'm bad at that. That's why I'm not a good, like, uh... Friend? Let's wrestle, no, or let's spar

or anything like that with a friend, because I don't like... When I did that with Vecchione, I'll tell you, when I was with Vecchione... It's not that it goes bad. It's not bad. It's not me getting angry at my friend and wanting to hit them more. I won't get over that they're hitting me

as hard as they... And not even as hard as they can, but that Vecchione thing, we were filming something once, and they wanted us to box, like, one-minute rounds. Yeah. And I'll tell you, we came out, tell you, we came out and we took our little fake lessons and whatever for this skit we were doing. And then we got in the ring after 30 minutes of lessons or whatever. And I just wanted to do like three one minute rounds.

And the first time we came out, I'm smiling. I'm with Mike. I'm like pawing at him. And he just send one right up the pike into my nose. And I was like, I'm with Mike, I'm like pawing at him, and he just went right up the pike into my nose, and I was like, why would he do that? And then I was just bummed. You turned into Kung Fu Panda.

I was just bummed, I think I held him for the next two minutes. Aw, man, that sucks. He's such a sweetie. Me and Colin fought in Japan. Fist fought? Yeah. Over what, a geisha girl?

No, we were just, they had a, in the Marine base we were at, they had this big pit, they called it the pit with a... Oh, but it was an organized, friendly thing. No, it was like 12 at night, we stumbled across this, it was all cut up car tires in this pit where the Marines would learn how to fight. And we just went in there, I was bouncing around

having a good time, this is fun. And we just went in there. I was bouncing around having a good time. This is fun. And then he just started throwing. And then we grabbed each other and we started like really fighting. And then I took his shirt and I pulled it over his head and I hockeyed him and then I put his, I put my knees on his arms and I stuck his hands

to his head with my knee until he gave up. And he gave up. He gave up. And then you guys just went about the night? Yeah, and we went about the night. Because this whole thing, I think you're pulling a Christine on me here, which has always driven me nuts about her

and her nonsensical stories from childhood. You guys didn't fight. I mean, was that Christine's huff and puff? Yeah, she's insane, her story. Why did you huff and puff? Because he- Oh, she's a mean old lady, that's why. That's got nothing to do with what I'm saying.

Is it because he's calling you, like he's saying that your story's a bullshit? It's that her descriptions are bullshit. No, me and Colin would fight all the time, dude. No, but not. No, we would fight. He punched me. Dude, I'm driving, I told you this,

we're driving up to Syracuse, and he just punched me in the side of the face as hard as he could, in the head. Was he driving? No, I was driving, and I just took a sip of- Then it wasn't as hard as he could. Buddy, I took a sip of coffee, and he cracked me in the side of the head.

Why? Because he's calling, he's mental. No, these aren't answers, Bobby. That's why these stories are insane. Buddy, I'll call him right now. You and Christine are- I'll call him right now. History I'll call him right now history tweaker If I I'm not a this is your problem. This is your problem

You don't believe anybody because your friend hit you and you don't know why you have a trust issues No, I'm gonna call him right now and when he tells you these are true I want to I want some rationale behind it. No, we used to fight, dude. We fight. Our's was drugs. Yeah, dude, we used to, calling in me fight. We checked into the hotel room, we did a hotel gig, we got in, we stopped at like the store to get like Wheat Thins and fucking Cheez-Its,

and then we got to the hotel room and we fought. He's crazy. That doesn't make any sense. Buddy, he just fights. I'll call him. You don't make that your child's godfather. And Christine's making faces and huffing and puffing her bullshit. Same thing.

Do you hear what Christine just said? What is the input? Jacob, third party, coming to get this. Christine goes, she's trying to say that her and her friends fought. They like fist fought and got into these fights. She goes, ours was over drugs. What are you picturing there? What are you picturing, like over drugs?

Like they're... Falling hair? No, no, no, but I'm just saying like, what's so over drugs? I didn't say over drugs. I said we were on drugs. She said it was about drugs. Bad moods because you don't have drugs.

Bad moods because you don't have drugs. This is never the story she's told. The story she tells is guys would laugh and they'd cheer them, and her and her friend would go and Fight like in the middle these guys for it and then she's got And then turns out she's just talking about like her and a dumb friend like slap-bop like stupid like like ha ha ha We're going that's exactly what she's talking about. These aren't drug-fueled fucking fights in the side of the head For no reason. Why are you friends?

Because I don't know dude, I love him. You're abused. I mean no. Yeah. No really. It was kind of, I, dude I laughed. How's your wife kiss you on the mouth? Buddy.

With that being your history. Is that why? And you told me your wife's hot for Colin. Buddy. She's hot for your bully. Everybody, everybody's girlfriend, even yours, is hot for Colin. Are you hot for Colin? Yes.

I'm gonna say hot for Colin. Say it. You can say whatever you want. Say it. Say it. I'd say take your shot. You, Rebecca, all the women in comedy, how you feel about Colin Quinn?

Well, we all love Colin. Exactly. Yeah, everybody loves Colin. All the women love Colin. He's what? That doesn't mean anything. Everyone loves you. No, not like Colin.

Women don't love me like they love Colin. Well, because they know that he just beat you up whenever he wants How is your Reggie? He's not an alpha he punched me in the head and I thought it was it was hilarious I hope he comes in here right now and blows a snot rocket in your seaweed snacks, buddy I first of all now I'd be calling up in Japan I won in Japan and he won in the car because I was driving Japan in the In the pit in the he won in the car because I was driving. He won in Japan in the tire pit.

In the pit, they called it the pit. Because you guys were playing around and you had the upper hand. Well, it got aggressive quick. You're playing around. Yeah, we played around but it got aggressive. It's aggressive. Like it's not like, look, me and Billy Burry

used to do the same shit, we fought. I mean, we fought till it got serious. Is this what Boston guys do, instead of just kissing each other the way you want, and you have to fight? He goes, hey, I'm having feelings. Do you wanna fight me? He goes, I don't think so.

He goes, you fucking look, you look good, man. You've been hitting the gym. Fight me, dude! Fight me before I suck your dick! Well, you know, remember what happened to Mike Cannon to me? Did you guys suck each other's dicks instead of fighting? I wish. But it is like a weird thing where we fight,

you know, you kind of fight. No. It's not a, I grabbed Mike Cannon because I thought, someone had told me, in my head I thought that he was a wrestler. He was wrestling. So I'm like, wrestlers are very tough. I would never really fuck with a wrestler.

They just have weird strength, right? So he was doing the Calta Cruise. He was staying at Calta's house with Feeney and Sag. Hello. And Sag the God, what do they call him? Sag Daddy. Sag Daddy. So I just want, I go,

I wanna fucking feel your strength, let's go. And he's like, what? And I go, come on, you fucking, let's go. And I started to wrestle him, and I just picked him up and threw him onto his luggage. Cannon. Yeah, and he's like, what? And I go, come on, you fucking let's go. And I started to wrestle him, and I just picked him up and threw him onto his luggage. Cannon. Yeah, and he's like, he hit his chin, and I felt terrible, like, he's like, what's going on?

I go, I thought you were a wrestler. He goes, no, I played poker in college, and I played a little basketball. Basketball. I was like, I thought you were a wrestler. He goes, I've never wrestled in my life. And I'm like. You just attacked him.

I just attacked him. You thought because of his haircut and hair color that he was Mike Vecchione I thought I thought he was like you know I did I thought it was you know I mean like if you grab a wrestler they're gonna wrestle back like I thought he was gonna handle have you been thinking since you confused him that Mike Vecchione seems pretty short for being basketball in college no I would I know Mike Rekyon's a wrestler. You just also assumed because that Mike Cannon looks like him that they wouldn't fight.

I don't know, somewhere I got it. That's insane to just bring those, hey you guys went over for me on the road and then you get in the thing and you power, you jackknife power bomb him through his own luggage. That was pretty stupid. What's wrong with you? That's what he said.

What's wrong with you? In that tone. I've said that before. Why? I'll tell you one of my, what did I, when I took CrossFit the first time, one of my coaches one day just did a weird, started wrestling with me or something.

Or no, I know what it was. He said something about wrestling. Hey, we'll do some little wrestling or something like that. And I jokingly said something about, I was like, I'll shoot for your legs you I didn't shoot for his legs I was like yeah I'm gonna shoot for the legs and whatever and he just put me in some crazy choke hold like really hard where like I like we went down on the ground and I got out of it I got out of it ultimately I was like but I mean that

was like furious the fuck is wrong with you dude expensive to come here you piece of shit what are you trying to fucking humiliate me in front of? I was mad, yeah. I'm like, you're the coach, you cunt. Oh, no, I left Furious. That sucks when you play around and go too far, but you're in the wrong? I wasn't playing around at all.

No, I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything. I said a thing, and then he fucking put me in a chair. It was insane. Yeah, that's what happened with Cannon. I shouldn't have done that. I felt terrible. Just with the blood.

Colin Quinn. Your relationship with Colin makes me think if Reggie was still around, we'd be friends. You and Reggie. Yeah. I mean, you can survive that. Colin, you understand, Colin's crazy. But Colin likes-

Punch in the face and take your lady. I tell you, what happened, we were in front of, when Comedy Center used to be on Broadway up on 50th. I was coming to the park with him and we were walking just having a cool day and he started throwing sticks at my head. He started throwing sticks at me.

He was just picking up sticks, laughing and throwing them at me. And I was like, what the fuck are you doing? So we made it all the way over to 59th, I believe it was, and Broadway, and I grabbed a rock and I threw it at him and it hit his knee. And it just heard a thump and he went, oh! And he just started laughing.

But I remember the Comedy Central execs were coming out of the place and they were looking at me and him. And your behavior? And just threw a rock at Colin Quinn. He's like, oh shit, that was a good one. Yeah, like Colin's mentally crazy when it comes to that shit. Show me the size of the rock.

Probably like that big, yeah. Hit him right in the knee. I mean, yeah, buddy, you can call him. This is all, I'm not making this up. I know that you don't. But you haven't given yet a reason for anything. Buddy, that's the thing. You're like, I was drinking coffee

and you socked me in the face. No, you don't hang with that. Buddy, there's no reason. You guys aren't fucking Johnny Knoxville and Steve-O. I'm telling you, the relationship with Colin. He goes, Colin asked me one time, he asked me if I'd be best man at his wedding, and then he kneaded me in the nuts and clotheslined me.

Yeah, Colin likes to fight. He doesn't, he's an older man. There's a video of him when I was doing my Just a Tip and I was doing the video, the DVD of the making of the audio CD, right? Which is ahead of its time. And it cost them $10,000. I'm still paying for it, by the way.

I haven't made one dime off Just a Tip. Okay. Comedy Central Records. I heard it cost you $150 a year. Buddy, it cost me so much money to make the making, the DVD of the making of the CD. Oh yeah. And it goes all the way up until I go on stage and then you have to put the CD in and it's just audio.

I could have just left the cameras on. I had an amazing. Sure had a special. One of the best sets I've ever had in my life, I would have had on video, but I didn't. I chose to go the art way and you gotta put audio. Also because you went, you gave him some visual, but not all of it, just the tip.

Got it. Eh? Yeah, you know, you get it. There we go. So in that video, I'm interviewing, I'm sitting with all my friends, whatever, you know, you get it. There we go. So in that video, I'm interviewing, I'm sitting with all my friends, whatever, Norton, then with Colin, and in the middle of it, he takes a hatchet out and starts chasing me

around his apartment. And then he puts boxing gloves on, and he starts to fuck with me. And then I run, I literally run down the hallway, away from him, and he comes down and punches me onto the ground and then kicks me in the gut. And you're afraid of him? No, I'm not afraid. I was no, I'm not afraid of him.

Say right now that Colin Quinn could kick the shit out of you. No, I could beat Colin Quinn. I don't think so. I've beaten him. It sounds like you're terrified. I think it's equal. I think we've had I've won and he's won over but fake fights like Christine and her friends But he kicked me in the stomach and you can see it on the video. He literally just kicks me Yeah in the gut as hard as it was it over drugs. No, okay

He just picked up a hatchet and chased me around his house. He's he's fucking crazy now all these things I have when these stories that these crazy stories you guys tell here Sound like if a real person was talking like myself did me and my friends Ever get into a fight like a real fight. Yes over a thing something happened Did me and my friends also? slapbox and And play fight and wrestle and set up a thing and do like wrestling did fucking around like that get serious sometimes Sure, this is why I don't like doing it. Yeah all that said I've never just had like yeah

That's my buddy once in a while he comes over and just sucker punch knocks me out But uh most of the time we laugh and laugh. Yeah Collins are crazy Now being me and Billy burrow have had that we've had we had a fought I think the last one we've ever had got too serious. But you're like, right. Well, he came out and I felt bad. I was like, dude, I'm sorry. And he was like, fuck that.

Now you're going to walk around thinking you're the big dog of the house. And I was like, what? You kicked his ass? You heard it here first, everybody. Robert Kelly kicked the shit out of Bill Burrow. Bobby, we need to get a little more publicity we don't have any controversy really Bob Kelly says it here first fucking beat the shit out of Billy Burr had to apologize to

him he felt so bad I just felt bad the way it went because it was like we got serious out of the blue stupid we were just fucking around and got too serious I heard after the reconstruction of Charizerie he lost a lot of his facial freckles Bob's the best around Bill Burr's never gonna keep you down It was such a weird thing to go look. I'm sorry man. I fucked up. That was too far You don't have fly helicopters get away from you And he was like and now you're gonna think you're the fucking Big dog walking around I was like, and now you're going to think you're the fucking big dog walking around. I was like, what?

No, I'm not. I feel bad. He's like, ah, dude. You feel bad because you kicked his fucking ass, dude. He's been chasing that ever since, dude. He's been chasing that ass beating. And every time he's up there flying around the stadium or going to Fiji, making his millions of dollars.

Passing me in the business 75 times. I motivated him. He always knows though, as soon as he comes out of that fucking chopper and he's back on solid ground with Robert Kelly, he's never quite safe. You know, you have to hover around this earth for the rest of your life if you want to make sure Robert Kelly doesn't come for you.

That's the day that he was like, I'm gonna fucking beat him in everything else. In a possible way. Money, fame, fortune. He really beat the shit out of me. I know, Colin Quinn's just right here with you and just beats you up constantly. Will you text him to call, Christine? I really, it's a weird thing, our relationship.

He is very, he attacked me, chased me in the park one day. I was crawling up. You keep using these words that I love, by the way. Attack. He attacks. These are things, but this person should be stopped, you're describing. He should be.

If you're not describing Colin Quinn. No, he should be stopped. He should be stopped. He should be stopped. And maybe, and maybe some repercussions for his actions, I'm thinking. Jay, I'm telling you, there's something about when he punched me in the face, he laughs.

He finds it hysterically, and his laugh is so, I don't know. Infectious? Yeah, it's infectious. Is it so infectious that it makes you laugh also beyond getting jawed by somebody while you're driving? That's crazy. Dude, I spit all the coffee on the inside,

so we almost died. We're on the highway doing like 70. He punches me, I go, spit the coffee on the inside so we couldn't we almost keep died. We're on the highway doing like 70 He punches me I go Spit the coffee and then said I had to stick my head out the window while I'm screaming at him going What the fuck are you doing? He's laughing? Hosterically the sparrow story one of my favorites from you guys love it You got all the sparrow's might have been Keith was in the car too or something But that was the highway and whoever opened it up to start eating their Sbarro Italian buffet.

Colin just took it and like, huck the whole thing out the window. Now that's funny. That's bullyish, but it's funny. I did that to Keith when he had the, he just got the newspaper. He wanted to read something in the newspaper, an article, and we're on the highway and and as soon as he opened it up, I took it, and I threw the whole newspaper out the window. And then Colin had just gotten LASIK, and he had his sunglasses on, and it was stupid. It was Spencer for hire. I remember Spencer. I do remember Spencer for hire. Robert Yurick?

Yeah, Robert Yurick. Robert Yurick. Damn. I remember on the highway. Come on, look who got impressed with that over there. I took his sunglasses, and I threw them out the window on the highway. Come on, look who got impressed with that over there. I took his sunglasses and I threw them out the window on the highway. He had to close his eyes the whole way to the gate. Hispenser for hires?

That's a good one. See, these are friends going at each other doing shit that I understand. That's great. These fights don't make any sense to me. He likes to fight, dude. He is a fighter. There's no friend of mine, no one who I'm friends with have I ever been in a fistfight with.

Dude, me, Keith Dove, and Colin went to the gym at Crunch after the cello one night and beat the shit out of each other. Sparring. Buddy, it was not. It was, we were... You were wearing gloves. Gloves, no head gear, and really throwing shots at each other's fucking heads.

Gotcha. I know, but they're still boxing gloves. You guys don't know how to punch. Are you crazy? No. I know how to punch. Do you though? Buddy. From what?

From the column teacher. This is what I like about you. The column beat you up and then tell you what. Now you do that snobby weird shit. I don't. Where you go, no you do, you go, do you? And I go, yeah, you know how to punch? Yes I do.

Do you? And it's like, yes. And you I go, yeah, you know how to punch? Yes, I do. Do you? And it's like, yes. And you're like, you don't. You know how to punch, are you like boxing? Yes, I know how to fucking box. I know how to throw a punch. Yes, 100%. All right.

Yeah, do you? You know how to punch. No, you're not going to boxing school. Stop it. You know how to throw a punch? Yeah. How do you throw a punch? With my fist?

No. Oh, you don't use fists when you punch? You know how to throw a punch. Oh, How do you throw a punch? With my fist? No. Oh, you don't use fists when you punch? You know how to throw a... Oh, from the shoulder, you're saying, like that. Your back foot and all that stuff, turn into it. Yeah, turn into it. Sure, sure.

Everyone knows the mechanics. I'm talking about, in a fight, though, I don't know if I'm really going like, one, one, one, two, three. One, one, one, one, two. Sa, sa, sa, sa, sa. Well, you're not gonna count it out because then they're gonna know what's coming.

No, I'm gonna grab his, I'm gonna try to rip his ear off with my one hand and try to throw the punch into the hand I'm holding through his head. Like, I'm just gonna bore it through, you know? You're not gonna throw one, two, three, four? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't have contact. He goes, then he's gonna take a step in, and then I drop down. I show high, and then I come around with a back elbow. I mean, I know how to throw a punch, but you say it like I don't.

I don't know why you would think I don't know how to throw a punch. Bobby, I'm not I don't I don't know why you would think I don't know How to throw a punch Bobby. I'm not the person who raped you of your masculinity. I think you're all man, dude Colin Quinn doesn't respect. He's gonna take your he he allows you to keep your lady No, it's not that it's the way you say things you go You do it's cunty And the reason why I know I'm true because as soon as I said it Everybody's eyebrows in the room went up and went uh-huh you do you have a little cunty way about yourself when you I know you were a boxer. No, it's not that I see this is the other cunty side of you

I apologize. No now you throw me down like I'm fucking Muhammad Ali. I just say Muhammad Ali, maybe Jerry Cooney or something Ali I'm not I'm not saying I'm a boxer I'm saying I know how to throw a punch no see that sing song you should I don't like it stop now I crazy no, you're The whole room can't be crazy, huh you listen you have to what's the lack of Who's crazy? You're not crazy. I'm saying you know how to throw a bunch buddy. Yeah That weird buddy shit at the end I'll fucking buy it. No no cuz now you're being passive aggressive I'm not being any aggressive. No that thing you're doing it. I'm not being any kind of aggressive.

No you know now you're backing it down you trigger you trigger and then you pull back and you go oh yeah baby. Listen you Keith Colin and Dove uh-huh you guys went in there and worked each other over. You said, you said, you said. You guys are my boss. That's not, that's not, that's not what I said. You said, you said it like this to Bobby. Yeah. Do you?

But what you really meant was do you though? No, yeah, no, no, no. That was the missing word. No, he said, you not, no, you not throw a punch? He said it real. And I go, yeah, I did. And you went, do you? It's like, I hear it, I'm a cunt.

That's what I hear. That's fair. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's like, as a friend, you should just go, oh, cool. I'm blown away. I think you're a tough guy. I'm not a tough guy.

I'm not, that's all. Through your life. No, no, no, I've never been a tough guy. I've always been the guy that walked the girl home or didn't wanna fight. No, I don't mean that, but you're not a pussy, I'm saying, you're a pussy. I've gotten the shit kicked out of me

way more than I've ever wanna fight. Oh, I've been beat up plenty. Yeah, I'm definitely not a tough guy. But you're not like a pussy in any sense. I'm not a pussy. I just didn't know that you were. I mean, I wouldn't be passive aggressive to my friend if that's what you're saying.

No, Bobby, you can't get upset with my passive aggressiveness when you accept from another man punching you in the face at random. You can't get me, until you have a conversation with Colin Quinn, you can't question my friendship. I have never sucker punched you ever in my life. I have invited you over with now, I have invited you to my home without ulterior motives

of possibly fighting you later that evening or showing your wife how much stronger I am than you in some way. I know, but like me, but our relationship, you're not, if you were ever to, if it was me and you ever, I would never fight you because if it ever got to the point where it went too far with you, it wouldn't be good.

Because your rage or whatever that fuck thing that you have, I wouldn't wanna, I wouldn't wanna open that can of worms. Colin is always, he doesn't care. You could slap him in the face, he would laugh. He's. Really? Yeah dude, it's weird. I know, it's weird.

Never shrug me, is that kind of guy. Yeah dude, you can, I told you, I threw a rock at his knee and he laughed. He used to always hold my wrist up and go, look at the size of these mitts. He was like, we should get you boxing. Do you think he was just trying to get me into his circle so he could fight me?

Yeah, he wants to fight you. You think he just wanted to punch me in the face? He wants you to punch him. Why? See if he can take it. He wants you big mitts slapping on his fucking old face. This guy's a masochist. Like Lewis, I would never wanna.

Yeah, but Lewis like trains to fight his father every day. Yeah, Lewis will fuck you. I can only assume it's what it's about. I'm gonna see you in hell one day, old man. You too, Mom. You too, Mom. Coming for you. You abandoned me, both of you. Oh, hey, Mom, Dad, it's your orphan.

And I've been training. I knew this day would come. Lace his fist on fire. Let's go. Yeah, Lewis, I wouldn't fight. No, Lewis has been training to fight, I guess exclusively as friends his whole life. Not his whole life, the last, you know,

it's been a while now he's been training stuff like that. He does fight his friends a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We should all fight him. Me, you. As a group. As a group, like get six of us to fight him at once. To see if he can really come out of that.

Louis, would you submit to a possible jumping by some of your closest friends? That'd be great at Skankfest. Me, you. Soder. Soder, List. Who's the good one who lives with inner irate rage against him?

Me, you, Soder, List. Dave. Dave one who lives with inner irate rage against him? Me, you, Soda, List. No. Dave. Dave Smith's probably in there pretty good. Anyone he's ever encountered as a female. The producers of Legion of Skanks? Yeah. Shannon.

Yeah, any producer at Gas Digital. The producers at Gas Digital. This is your one moment, everyone. You get to beat the shit out of Lewis. Yeah, but we bring in Bobby Hutch as the final boss to come in at the end. Oh yeah. Come lay the fucking foundation. Lewis. Yeah, but we're bringing Bobby Hutch as the final boss to come in at the end. Oh, yeah. Come lay the fucking foundation.

Was Lewis the piñata winner? I was just thinking he could be the piñata, and you guys could all go at him that way. He was human piñata, yeah. Yeah, and the money he owes us comes out of him. That's great, dude. Yeah, I don't mind fighting. I don't mind that stuff.

I kind of like it. Like spar fighting. Yeah, like fucking wrestling, your friends and shit. I don't mind it. But don't mind that stuff. I kinda like it. Like spar fighting. Yeah, like wrestling, your friends and shit. I don't mind it, but it does get out of hand, right? It's just, I mean, I think it can only go. And just like you said, like the Bill Burr thing, like over and over again, I understand Bill's thing more on that.

It's like, look, I'm over this too, we're both over it, and you got the upper hand on that one. But I'll never be tight with you again until I defeat you in a worse way. I understand what he's saying, but... That I understand much more than anything. He goes, we can't live together, and just know, like, I'll find a reason in our lives again to refight you

and try to win again. And if I lose, I will then kill myself Japanese samurai style, with my own sword. He did get me back, though. Remember we used to play football in And if I lose, I will then kill myself Japanese samurai style. I was putting my own sword through my stomach. He did get me back though. Remember we used to play football in the park? Yeah, life.

No, he got me back at it all of life. I didn't go to play football in the park. And you want to hear why? Talk about a young person versus how much I would be on your guy's side and laughing at this now. I was going to come up from Philly for Central Park, right? Central Park. We all used to play football on Sundays.

They go, I'm 20. 20's come 20. It's me, it's me, Godfrey, Steve Byrne, all the New York comics pretty much. Yeah. But not like, you know, it was the younger guys. It wasn't like Sherrod, Godfrey, Steve Byrne, me. Tony Rock.

Tony Rock. I got invited. I think Foss played, I think too. I got invited to go to that, and they laughed at me because I was like, they go, yeah, and I was like, that's crazy, and I was like, so and so is playing, maybe somebody older was playing, and I was like, he's gonna play?

And they go, yeah, well, it's just like two-hand touch, and I was like, ow, nevermind. And I was like, I'm not gonna go play two-hand, I mean, this is so lame. Me and my friends play tackle football. Being, by the time I was in my 30s, and if somebody was like, you wanna go play tackle football?

I go, are you out of your goddamn mind? That's fucking crazy. They all laughed at me. I was like, but I thought I was laughing at them. I'm going like, you guys play touch football? I goes, what the fuck do you want us to play? Like, you wanna tackle each other? Touch football always turns into violence.

You start out with touch, and then it very rapidly goes into tackle hurting people. Never had touch football turn into tackle football. You have to really go through your roll of decks of friends and think about things. Billy Burr kept, oh, we're on the line together, he was on the other team, and he fucking made me so mad. He kept pushing me down into the mud.

So every time, hut, and I'd go in, he would just push my shoulders down so I would hit the skid on my face. And he did it three times in a row, and he kept going, dad, you're hitting the ground dude, stop being so angry. And then the last one he did, I grabbed all the grass in my fist and I just went, ah!

I remember that. And I threw it in the ground, in the air, and it just, were you there for that? No, that was, no, but I was at the cellar every night with Keith, and you guys talked about that. Like Bobby had a fucking conniption. I had a breakdown. He ripped some earth out, and then just like, he let it flow, he was soion. I had a breakdown. He ripped some earth out and then just like

He let it flow. He was so angry His burr was so he did it three times in the third He kept going dude look at you you can't you know, you know burr can get under you dude Look at you getting so angry about this settle down its tag Touch football and he kept doing it. And then the last one I just heard hey, and I was like I just grabbed a fistful of earth. You couldn't do anything, just throw it. No, I couldn't. You have lousy friends.

Well, you're my friend. No, I wouldn't do these things to you. You've been very nice to me. I certainly wouldn't just fucking deck you for no reason. Yeah, I know. Jacob, although I am batting around the idea of punching you in the stomach every time I see your hands. I haven't decided yet, you'll find out. Yeah, I know Jacob although I am batting around the idea of punching in the stomach every time I see your hands

I haven't decided yet. You'll find out. I never thought about how crazy it was because I wasn't Being aggressive. I was just You know having having hands Yeah, what you I never thought about it. Yeah, but a bully, you know, yeah, you a guy like you. He's out of his mind. Yeah, that's crazy. I got bullied in individual situations, like times, but I never had like a bully. Like I had a bully like on the street

by people I didn't know at all, like older kids that would come around and like fucking like they see a young kid walk in like, ask you for money or try to take money from you or anything like that. I was bullied. I definitely had a bully like that, but I never had a day to day. Now there was a poor kid, Avi Lazar, big goofy Russian Jewish kid.

He was Jewish? Yeah, Russian Jewish, I believe. Avi? Yeah. Sure? Yeah, I'm positive. But more Russian seeming than Jewish. His thing was that he was a Russian kid, but he was just kind of a big goof.

I think he's successful. I think I've seen him on Facebook before was that he was a Russian kid, but it was just kind of a big goof. I think he's successful. I think I've seen him on Facebook before, but he was a, this poor kid, I got caught cutting school a lot. At one point, that's how I got caught, because I started just doing, I was like, I don't seem to get, because no one was ever home in my house during the day.

So I was like, I'm just getting away with this. They don't give a shit. And then when it happened too much, they got a hold of parents, and when I got caught, I said that that kid was bullying me, so I was afraid to go to school. don't give a shit. And then when it happened too much, they got ahold of the parents, and when I got caught, I said that that kid was bullying me so I was afraid to go to school. I just threw a name. I was like, um, because all I was like,

who's taller than me? Because I was a big kid too. So who's bigger than me in any way? And I'm like, uh, that kid keeps making fun of me so I can't come to school anymore. I think he got talked to. And I was just like, I couldn't do anything else. I got bullied a lot.

Sixth grade, I got bullied a lot. There was two kids. Yeah, by the guys that were, most of your bullies were banging your mom. Cause they were your stepfathers. Got it. Who wouldn't mean to you. Just one.

The other stepfather was good. Oh, so the one, one of your bullies. Yeah, one bully. Bully Billy. Bully Billy, yeah. Billy the bully. You've been bullied byully Billy, yeah. Billy the bully. You've been bullied by a lot of Billys in your life. I had one.

You gotta stop becoming friends with Williams of any kind, my friend. Oh, here he is right here. It's Colin. Colin. Hey Colin? Yes. Hey buddy, you're live on bonfire.

I'm live. You're not live, but you're on bonfire. You don't have to correct that. You can just, it's just, he's on the bonfire. You don't have to correct that. You can just, it's just he's on the bonfire. Jay's in a corrective mode today. No, but he could say, he could speak freely. He's on the bonfire. But he could speak freely because we're not live.

Well, he's on the bonfire. He could speak freely anyways. No, he might not admit to the terrible things you're accusing him of. Did you punch me in the face driving in a car? The face or the forehead? The head. Okay, that is different.

Did you punch me in the temple? No, in the forehead. Well, the forehead is nuts because it's the side of the head you punched me in, correct? Yes, the upper. Yeah, the upper side of the head, right, okay. Did you throw a stick at me in the park when I was trying to get away from you climbing up a wall?

Yeah, oh I forgot about that. Did I throw a rock and hit your knee in front of Comedy Central? Yeah. I told you he's mentally ill. Did we fight in Japan? I like it. He goes, he's in the middle of it with me. He goes, I told you he's mentally ill.

I know, no, okay. I he's in the middle of it with me, he goes, I told you he's mentally ill. I know, no, okay. I'm literally in the middle of it. Colin, Colin. Let me finish something. Please. You're literally discussing us, both acting psychotic, and you go, I told you he's mentally ill. Yes.

Colin. Let's just include no he, we, we, both, two people in this environment. Not one, two, don't he, we. two people in this environment that one kill don't he wait Talon you are completely right. He is here saying that he's sandbagging you this entire time Telling everybody that once in a while you just aggressively attack him out of nowhere with no rhyme or even Any can't he can't and he can't tell any stories sound ridiculous as I've been calling him on. Did you? No that's not what you're

saying Jay. That's not what you're saying. This didn't happen. I didn't say it didn't happen. You're saying that there's no way it could happen. There's no way that you guys just fight. Did you chase me with a hatchet? Did you chase me down in your apartment with a hatchet? Yes. Okay I don't, I don't know what to tell you, Jay. This guy's fucking nuts. Because you're saying... Did you kick me in the stomach? You sound like you were like, hey, can I get a peanut...

Do you have any peanut butter? And then he starts chasing you with a hatchet. There's some build-up. There's some build-up. What's the build-up? What's the build-up to the hatchet? I'll tell you the build-up right now. Yeah.

The build-up is certain people, they like to rough roughhouse they get around each other and they roughhouse And me and Bob always had that energy with each other It's just you know what I mean was there any did I do anything for you to punch me in the side of the head? driving the car Yeah, I think you said something stupid I think it was something that was like you in front you inflamed him inflamed him You asked for it. All right, did I?

I was trying to be funny. Did I? Okay. I thought it would be funny. A guy's driving, you know, and Bob's rambling away on God knows what, and I just said, hey, let's put a stop to this nonsense, this monologue, but a quick shot to that. Okay, so that's not me. Even he knew it was funny.

He knew it was funny when I did it. I laughed. I'm saying Jay doesn't understand this I laughed I thought it was funny when you chased me with the hatchet Did I do anything for you to chase me with a hatchet? I mean, I don't remember You don't just exactly he makes like out of nowhere you go Oh Bobby actually wait here one second and then you just come in the room with a hatchet and start coming after it's on video That's what he did But I'm telling you if you chase somebody with a hatchet you know why you chase them with a J's trying to say is your narrative is trying to be like innocent Bob Kelly walks through the world

No, I'm saying babies and the rest of us is trying to be like innocent Bob Kelly walks through the world shaking hands and kissing babies and the rest of us are attacking him. He's right Bobby. In Japan we fought. We fought. We fought. In Japan we fought. When I threw a rock at you, at your knee, I threw that at you trying to hit your head

and I hit your knee. I'm not saying he's misleading you. I'm not saying I'm not part of it I'm just saying that you chase me with a hatchet and you chase me down your hallway and then kick me in the stomach Did you do that? Yes? Listen but you have told these stories from an angle of like you don't want that I've asked you the question. Yeah six times today already. I go then why are you not? This is the way he's telling the stories Colin that I've asked you the question six times today already. I go, then why are you not, this is the way he's telling the stories, Colin, that I've asked why are you still friends with this person?

Why would you not have brought up charges against this person? Because he's describing a man that once in a while, what was Kato, was that what Kato did for Green Hornet? He makes it seem like once in a while, you just come out from behind a wall and start attacking him in life that's not what the case is listen it's not in all but it's not not the case Colin you punch me in the head because you thought it would

be yeah you punch me in the side of the head because you thought it'd be funny okay you chased me with a hatchet in your apartment because you had a hatchet and you wanted to chase somebody so you didn't. Okay so I mean I don't have to tell you when we were in the park and you started throwing sticks at me when I was running from you when I was hanging off a cliff in the Central Park. Cliff. It was a rock face. Do not call anything in Central Park a cliff. Wait let them finish dummy. First of all you've never been in Central Park. You cliff. A cliff? Wait, let him finish, dummy. First of all, you've never been in Central Park. You've never left your apartment. You've been to the stand and your apartment.

It's all coming back to me. Go ahead, go ahead. Yeah, go ahead. Here you go. I guess, was that me? Let's answer your questions here about the past. Was that me who took your cheap sunglasses and threw them out of the car? That was me. That was me. When you got Lasik surgery.

I had a pair of nice sunglasses. You just got Lasik. He said they were Robert Urick, a signature series, Spencer for hires. They were. Jay, Jay. Yeah? Was it me that threw my sneaker, threw Bob's sneakers on the level? He came out of his house one day with

brown corduroy Converse sneakers, low cuts. I made him take them off and I threw them on the... The wires? The wires. First shot? First shot. That's good. We came back and they were gone.

Somebody climbed up and got them. That was a good shot. He did. They were brand new. I was like, those sneakers gotta go. Yeah, I had a bunch of like, I had all these sneakers. Bob's like a style guy, you know, because he had that kind of, that gay streak where he's really a fashionista. Sure.

And he was mad about the sunglasses because they were cheap too. I was like, those ones are cheap. They were horrible. He was like, you're a star. What are you wearing? $10 sunglasses. What are you saying? I bought these sunglasses because they were cheap too. I was buying these ones, they were cheap. It was one of those, he goes, you're a star, what are you wearing, $10 sunglasses? What are you selling them? Tough crowd, tough crowd first season, the guy has money.

I mean, he's one of the biggest comics in the country. But he just had LASIK, and you exposed him to the sun. Well go to Bauscham Lomb, do something. He went into one of those stupid gift shops, and got a pair of fucking shit glasses It's a good you do. We're about to do a gig where you're getting $20,000 go spend some money Colin Quinn is class the the glasses become classy because he has them on No, if you saw them, you would have smashed them in this face, too

Yeah, I mean look at we we didn't we fought we fought at the hotel room when we got there too didn't you fight me at the hotel room? Yeah, we probably did. No, once again, I didn't fight you. We fought each other. Why do you have to keep twisting it? Well, I'll tell you what's happening. Now we try it.

Bobby thinks the new generation needs this. So very recently, we've just found out out Bobby Bobby confusingly confessed to walking into a hotel room with Mike Cannon and then believing that he was a former wrestler which he wasn't and then jackknife power bombing him through his own luggage and then the guy was like what do you what's wrong with you and left I actually just attack you can't just attack your openers Bobby it's not how it. I didn't do it to Feeney, because I knew he wasn't anything. I knew he didn't do anything except influencer videos.

But I thought Cannon was a wrestler. I thought he was into wrestling. So I grabbed him, I was like, come on, I want to feel your strength. And he was like, what? And then I went to grab him and I threw him. And he was like, what are you doing? And I was like, oh, I thought you were a wrestler.

He goes, no, why would you think that? But also you used to go, I thought you were a wrestler. He goes no Why would you think but also you just go I thought you were a wrestler and so I attacked you Yeah, you invited him to a gig to perform with you. This is how you behave with people But it is true. I do understand what Bob is saying. Thank you like to have a little man. I want man. Oh Playing games that's how you should be you know growing up I'm telling big Jay doesn't do that big Jay puts music, smokes a little, Big J is a hippie guy. Yeah. But if you say. No, Big J is wasting that size. He is.

By not doing it. If I was Big J's size, every comedian from my generation would be like, yeah, I'm actually a dick sometimes. He pushes me in my fucking neck. I agree. He's wasting his size. So you're telling me Colin Quinn, Colin Quinn and Jimmy Martinez are the two menaces of the fucking comedy community. You know what? That's a good that's a good way of putting it.

The stupid thing I ever did, Gary Gullman lived in my building once and I just saw him and I just said, Gary he's a big football player, you know piss you off you're not that big you know. I mean you're not that big you want to be that big. So I just go up to him and I push, I try to push Gary and I guess he's used to that kind of hijacking and he's just getting like a little like a little annoyed smile on his face and just pushed me and I went flying across the room. And he was just big and strong. It was just slightly irritating.

He pushed me. It's him. And that's what he's been waiting for you to do all these years, Bobby. He was part of Boston guy would fight back instead of letting Colin beat him up every five seconds. I did fight.

We fought. I fought back. I beat him. Also, he said that he beat you to having to give up in Japan. You're such a rat. You said that. I know, but you're just a little fucking rat. You said he had you pinned down and you had to say, I give up.

No, I didn't say give up. That's not what you just said to everybody in here though dig in Japan. I did win Did I win? Also college you see you you know, I said, you're afraid of Colin. I said, I didn't realize that Colin could beat the shit out of you. And Bobby said, no, no, no, I could beat the shit

out of Colin. I just wouldn't. Oh, son of a bitch. Listen, listen. It's on air. We have it recorded. Listen, don't, I, listen, don't let this fucking. You just said it on a recording.

Don't let this little two ton Tessie get us into a fucking problem, all right? This little fat fillilly girl is here with his little pink lipstick and his fucking mittens trying to get us into a fight. We don't want that, all right? This Uber to an Uber to an Uber who hasn't been outside his fucking apartment

doesn't know how the streets work, okay? How did the streets work? You tell people that your friend has, you could beat the shit out of your own friend? That is bad. Colin, listen, we can't fight anymore. We're too old. You had a heart attack, I'm about to have one,

it's not gonna happen. Yeah, he's had a heart attack, you're due. I'm due for something. I'm due to be next. Yeah, I think. Yeah, I'm glad we figured all this out. Me and Bobby are both knocking on the door of what the doctors call a cardiac event

All right, well listen, I love you Bye