The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Runaway Lou (feat. Scott Chaplain)

Episode Date: February 21, 2023

DJ Lou thinks he's being spied on before his big vacation! Scott Chaplain guests and Dan St. Germain fills in for Big Jay.

I'm Dan and I'm Jay. And actually we're a radio show that exists on Sirius XM, that's right. For full episodes of the Bond Fire, go to SiriusXM.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. For our stand-up tour dates, go to danzotter.com and BigJ Comedy.com. And now the Bond Fire with Big Jay Okerson and Dan Soder. Yeah, welcome back to the Bond Fire, Sirius XM, Factor Talk 103, I'm Dan Soder, Big J. Ocerson in Los Angeles until next week. Well, it's gonna be in Phoenix, Arizona

for the Super Bowl. He'll be back on Tuesday. Dan St. Germain hanging out. Dan St. Germain shooting his new special Brooklyn Comedy Club March 2nd, 8 and 10 pm. Go to Instagram at Dan St. Germain. Do you have a website? Dan St. Germain on that. You can get him on my 8 and 10 pm. Go to Instagram at Dan Saint Germain. Do you have a website? Dan Saint Germain on that.

You can get them on my website and should it. You also get them on Instagram and my bio. Could you use a follow, guys? Guys, could you use a follow? Full crew in studio, our black king, the black tiger, Lewis, John, at home, feeling sick. That watermelon's really good. Don't do that. Oh, at home, feeling sick.

That watermelon's really good. Don't do that. You didn't say that. You know for a gutter, I didn't say that. He didn't say that. That watermelon's really good. And he means it. Rihanna's doing the half time show. Jage is the series Rihri Live.

How fucking jealous are you guys? Can you bring up the article I sent where Rihanna, she said- She's like a hot baby. Really? Like her persona. It's a hot baby. What you do to do that's me. There's really no way I can dig myself out of that.

No problem. I want to know what you meant. I don't know. She's a hot baby. She gets like, you know, like her old, like she would do, like, like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, baby, baby. Oh, she like have a fucking pacifier me taking away by the by the government Yeah, they go get them out of here

Well, Rihanna said that The couple years ago she was like I couldn't talk about the halftime performance She's like I wouldn't do it in fact. I think the quote it was interview she was interviewed by Vogue and she said I Couldn't dare do that for what? Who gains from that? Not my people, I just couldn't be a sellout, I couldn't be an enabler. There's things within that organization

that I do not agree with at all. And I was not about to go and be a server to them in any way, a service to them in any way. The organization she referred to as the NFL. So she was basically like, fuck the NFL and the NFL. Then Jay-Z did that deal. This's probably before Jay Z did that deal because Jay Z did a deal with the NFL where he was like, I'll help you with the halftime performance for the next couple years. And I think that's why Dre and Snoop did it last year with Kendrick and Eminem this year

it's Rihanna. Well, yeah, like last year was like a history of West Coast hip hop, right? Yeah. And so I bet it was Jay Z that was like, hey, Rihanna, the agreement with the NFL that Jay Z made is a multi-faceted and includes an initiative called Inspire Change that focuses on education and economic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get what $100 million dedicated to social justice. Sure. What did Jay Z make on that deal?

This is all the stuff that... I mean, I think you get one, but you think a Ryan got like 8 million for this. Oh, that Jay-Z got 8 million. No, you think Riyadh, how much you got for this? Oh, I don't know. That's an interesting question. I don't know what you make for a half time of the Super Bowl. Because like, they got J.Lo and Shakira. You think that's at least, gotta be at least 10 million each. Shakira can use that money right now.

So she doesn't go to jail. Oh, she watching them pay taxes? Damn. That's why when you hear a celebrity, you may go to jail, but you don't know the story. It's always taxes. Damn, if you're the judge though,

you're like, I see, I see your butt. Okay. Thank you. Can I just say that I sent Louis the photo? Well, don't say what photos, but I'm just watching his reaction in real time. Right, Black Lou. Wait till Jay gets home. Wait till Papa Jay, because Jay will talk about it.

Yeah. Yeah, we can wait. And honestly, I don't want to talk about him without him, because what a gift. Super. Super. Or save them. No, no, no, I have them. Leave them to me. The great thing about it without them. That's right. Because what a gift. Super gift. Are we supposed to save them? No, no, no, I have them. Leave them to me. The great thing about it.

Do you, oh, you want to show, Jay? I'm the curator here. Oh, and that's, I mean, it's, you know what? It's going to be Jay's present next week. So if you want to show him, you can show him. I bet you make like 10 million, was it a pain, Rihanna? I don't know. I pulled 8 million out of my ass and I just realized that's because she hasn't done

an album in eight years, but I'm guessing it's 5 million, it's gotta be like 5 million, right? Also I realized that was a vicious tease to our listeners about what Jacob's talking about, but I'm gonna tell you right now. Once we talk about it next week with Jay, you'll understand why we held. Well, how about we throw out the the email out there. So if anybody else

wants to do it, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we're not thinking of anything. Possibly being true. Look at this. Rihanna is this year's halftime performance. Despite bitch better have my money being one of her biggest songs, She won't receive any cash. Crazy. The surprise of truth is half time performance aren't paid. Really? I thought they were paid now. I guess they're not. Well, I guess they get such a big boost from iTunes or something like that. That's the, I don't know.

No, I bet it's because you're fucking... It is, everyone's watching the Supermotion. Yeah, it's the ultimate promotion. It's the thing to do. Yeah. We're like, oh oh if you're gonna Fucking promote anything. Well, I was wondering like after Rihanna. Who do they have left? You know like well, they are like big enough to like because I was like a cold player They didn't really did cold play cuz you got someone like someone back. Yeah, like I guess lady god

I could do it again or something Yeah, but that's fact that you're not making any money's fucking nuts. They do have a crazy budget for the show though It seems like it seems like they have to do it all they want well here's the deal they have to do it all in 30 minutes They have to like I set up and fucking take it to and it's impressive when you're there and you see it Yeah, I bet cuz like they like being a super bowl. It sucks. That's what I imagine It's not here's a thing I'm assuming it's way better if you win I've only been to one where you lose that's right that sucks but before the game like during the game and stuff I

didn't like it because it was fucking there's so many things they're more important than the actual game everybody's there that's like it works in tack or you know like they got company tickets and they're like Vikings fans. You see so many random jerseys that you're like, why the fuck are you here? This is the championship. And then the people that are there from the teams that have either cached everything in to be there

and they're hyper fucking into it or they're like the rich people that are just like, oh yeah, I like the Eagles. Like I started my financial firm until at Elfia, but we live in Los Angeles. into it or they're like the rich people that are just like, oh yeah, I like the eagles. Yeah. Like I started my financial firm in Philadelphia but we live in Los Angeles and they're like go birds. Go birds and then you're gonna have people like Jared, Falcons, eagles, never.

Ocks, I don't care. And then there's gonna be Jay who's like, they have to win, don't talk. Jay and Shane are gonna be like, don't fucking talk to me. I wanna watch this game. I gotta feel they're gonna be good for, Jay and Shane are gonna be like, don't fucking talk to me. I wanna watch this game. I gotta feel they're gonna be good for a while,

which is kind of a bummer as a Giants fan. That's the thing that sucks about this. I can't root against the Eagles just because, like, every time I see Jay on her to interview, I'm like, ah, this guy's like a cool guy. I wish he was my quarterback. Yeah, hey, you wanna come over the Giants? Yeah, I get Daniel Jones with this frickin' friar tuck haircut.

Dude, Daniel Jones has got school shooter face on the fucking ten. Guy looks like he's gonna eliminate a nursing school. And he just got that fucking far away stare. Danny Dimes lands a... Yeah, where he's like, you know they're all gonna pay, right? I don't know. I mean, I still... Well, Marjacks is the giant, so I'm starting it now.

Starting the rumor now. You know, Marjacks is the giant? No, it's never I still, Lamar Jackson to the Giants, I'm starting it now, starting the rumor now. Lamar Jackson to the Giants? It's never gonna happen, but it'll happen. And we still gotta see Robo to play, but it really is, it's like, you either root for your division rival, or you cheer for the chiefs, and then you're gonna see a happy Jackson mohomes.

That's the thing, as I can't really, and also I just, something about Patrick Holmes is chicken and dumpling ass, when he like runs up to the line of scrimmage And it's just there's so much ass, you know, she's fucking love it. Maybe I do I just love this juicy butt. We're doing a show show your ass. Yeah, you're like look at Patrick You guys are all looking at like these centerfolds. I'm sitting there. Oh, yeah, oh Fish isn't gravy ass. Scott Chaplin just showed up. Look's gonna be happy. Look at Patrick Homs' butt, though.

Do we have that Google woman, John? Well, she's going to get Scott, but what you get to back. Oh, okay, sir. Damn, he really wants to see my home's ass. Let me just see it. Let me touch it. Oh, okay, touch her ass, Patrick Homs. Please, just my home.

Lou, are you still having cold feet? Moms, where my heart is. Uh, yeah, whatever you want to know. I'm ready to give for the show. Here's the deal, Saint Germain. Both of us have publicly talked about our battles with alcohol. Yeah Have you ever been pulled from a bar by a significant other? Have you ever been at a bar and Your girlfriend or the girl your dating comes and gets you at the bar

And not no she's usually already there not like there wasn't like a call for somebody But I've had that I've had people have had to come and get me and you've had people for somebody, but I've had that. I've had people who have had to come and get me. You've had people come and get, yeah. I've had, I've had, I made you a one person. Years ago I had a girlfriend come to Barcelona bar while we meet Nate Deroza and Lister drinking and she was like, where the fuck have you been?

And I was, I didn't know we were supposed to hang out. Yeah. And this is like way before social media and she just showed up at the bar and I remember being like, hey at first, and it her face and being like, oh I'm in trouble. I'm in fucking bitch. How much longer did that really last after that? Look at year, it went off for a while after.

I mean we got into fuck, she ended up being like, you want to be at the bar? I'll be at the bar and end up getting drunk and then mean her. Yeah. So it was worse. It was like taking home a bobcat. Well those are the two, she's either like, I'm on a Florida, I'm going to be real mean her. Yeah. So it was worse. It was like taking home a bobcat. Well those are the two, she's either like, I'm on a Florida, I'm gonna be real mean. Real mean, God.

Those are those two, those were the two options. She was drinking white wine and just getting fucking mean. And then I remember leaving and being like, why are you so fucking mean right now? And she was like, why did you fucking miss out? You got DJ Liu. Did she come, the lady came and... Yeah, she found me at a bar, but...

Did you, and you didn't expect to see her? Yes, because she lives in Queens, I live in New Jersey, and I just said I was going home, which I did, but then I got a little bored, and I went to my neighborhood bar, which is two blocks away. Yeah. And I didn't tell her about it. You didn't tell her, and then she showed up. She tried to. She tried to catch me, but... You didn't drop a pen or something,

like that, that's usually how they came in. How did she find you? Oh, well, she sent me a screenshot of it, it looks like an Uber map, you know, you've been here and now I know you're here. Oh, you're like that, why Jacob? Jacob thinks it's funny. Jacob thinks it's funny that you got tracked down.

Joining the show, hanging out, our buddy from the WrestleRose podcast Who man Scott chap? It's so good. It's got a haircut bro. Yeah, man. I did it myself very military. I love it dude I was I wasn't going for that but you know, yeah, you got street artist head with that buzz cut Yeah, yeah, you look pretty cool McVey sympathizer here. Yeah, yeah, you're gonna tell us why Terry Nichols was right Have you ever been pulled from a bar by a girlfriend? Pulled from a bar. No, I got pulled from a Bruce Springsteen concert from a girlfriend. What? She showed up to a Bruce Springsteen concert? Well, no, she tried to ruin it for us and then I was like

It's like I've whatever the first song was You know how she trying to ruin it. I was like she was just like pinching me on the way in she was very rude She got drunk before we went in you know Jersey girl Yeah, she was pinching me a lot and in her, you know, pinch his break skin. Was she doing this kind of pinch with your knuckles? No, she wasn't in a orangutan. She's like, I'm gonna rip your fucking teeth off and beat him in the head.

No, she was just doing these awful girly pinches. For what reason, just to be a bitch? Well, I'll tell you what, Dan. I gotta drop bitch pinching me on the way in the screen door slam Right in my face So mad if she kept fucking pinching me I'd be like fucking stop well, so then I I think I pinched her back eventually damn your Dana white Yeah She slapped you you slapped her your Dana white Yeah, well no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no times and then how did you put your back and then I think she started crying damn the just like a woman yeah ladies ladies of your dish and I said oh translate us maybe we were born to stop hitting me fuck was she when you

pinched her back were you at the seats no we didn't even get to the seats yet you know and uh looking back at this this is no representation of me you know this is a you know it is that maybe that may be so very small sample size. Yeah, maybe you know at a time and time is cyclical right, Dan? Yeah, you feel things like yeah, they're at a creepy shows. I know, dude, you're the crowd, dude. It's never good idea to defend out good of a guy you are by quoting true detestive by the way. Yeah, yeah. I think it's by the way, have I been called a yellow king? Absolutely. Do I make them do prayers before I'm earning?

So you're so she's pinching you do you remember what started her pinching you? Was she like you know thing like that? Was it like one of those things where she's trying to be cute? No, like it was pretty much over, you know and She just had beef, you know She's had beef with you. She just carried And on the way there, I remember her making Joe. We went with her brother and his girlfriend at the time, you know, and they respected what we were doing, you know, God bless.

God bless. But she didn't care, you know, like a whore in church. You know, she just like fucked Bruce Springsteen. Yeah, yeah, I guess. And so that's what happened. I didn't want to join Cougar Melanchamp concert, but not a fucking Bruce Springsteen. Yeah, Melanch camp is spendable.

Yeah, you know, no, for sure. Damn, dude. I was born in a small town, though. I don't know. I think it was born in a small town. It's crazy. 45 minutes away from New York City, biggest town in the world.

When they, yeah, I know. You're in the East Coast shut up, Springsteen. You're not from the Midwest. That was always weird. I could be like, we gotta get out of this town. And I'm like, yeah, fucking New York City's 20 minutes away. You're not from the Midwest. That was always weird. I could be like we got to get out of this town I'm like, yeah fucking New York sees 20 minutes away. You're looking at the Empire State building What you talking about? You stand. Yeah, that's that's one of those ones where you left how far into the concert? Did you leave? Oh no, so that it didn't start yet and

then And then it almost you know she wasn't gonna go in and I remember the first song So you like trying to push her in like a dog into a car Yeah, she's like trying to hook it put her arm straight the first song started and I remember her kind of you know It all started melting a little you know Yep, and I said babe we got to get in there And she was like I fucking You grab my hand and it was like you know

It was like any of those movies where man grabs a girl's hand and they run towards a thing, you know, life, right? Oh my God, you guys did? Like, happening. Grab my hand and let's go. And you know what I'm talking about. I haven't run with a woman in a long time. I could run a whole rascal, a rascal with a woman, put her on my lap. To the end of Officer and the gentleman, you're paid, let me catch up. And then it was, it was his record concert. It was like four and a half hours and we loved all of it. Yeah, he did the Christmas one and it was like in the summer, you know.

And yeah, all those pinch welts on your body. Yeah, but you know, it feels good after a while. Okay, God's healing. It burns every time. Like cigarettes when you're in the backseat of Wrangling. Dude, you were a living spring-steen living Supposed to see I was supposed to see the killers in October and it was like I've been on the road I guess a couple weeks ago like you and Michelle so like

Right, we won't go see the killer tonight's fine. That was the one Bruce came out No, and they sang dust man fairy tale and you know like you're the friend I call it was like oh feel better But I told Ari about it. He's like oh, that's terrible. You miss one of the best concerts ever. I was the most thought Ari has no problem doing yeah, he goes, oh, what were you thinking? He's like you missed actually probably the best time ever I fucked up killers are coming to the Jersey Shore this summer as very partly We're right to you know, you know, fuck Bruce may show up Bruce may show up there if he doesn't get a D. Y It was a hotness to you or did or am I getting food poisoning for my lunch?

Check up. Did you turn the heat up in here? You see it's down. Is it down? Oh hell yeah, it wasn't way up. It was way up wasn't it? Can I tell you where that can I tell you right? I had a little bit of a loose lunch So I'm I'm kind of feeling it like there might be a dump coming what you do some sort of pulled something pulled poor my Manager bought me lunch. I got salmon because I got greedy I knew it shouldn't make it choice

Salmon's a great choice, but here's what the thing I have to shit. That's clear. I Started sweating and so that whole time Scott's telling that story. I'm like And I'm like I can feel it to sweat gathering on my forehead and I'm like If I had to throw up and shit on their show as he's telling the story, I thought I was just gonna like You're like yeah, go shit. Let's all go shit. Jay was during the break then. What's that you got to do during the break? Telling the story, I thought I was just gonna be like BAAAAAAAHHHH So that's not a good sign. Trying to figure out what the fuck's going on. DJ Liu, we're not avoiding this situation. It's over. We talked about it. It was a conversation we got now. So you, when did you find out she came to the bar when she showed up at your house? She, I don't know. We realized she was enemy of the stating you. I do. She was coming after me because she kept sending me thousands of

Texas and calls. And she was giving up your location. Saying that I know you're a liar because I know you were with Andy Fury the night of the Christmas show. Oh Andy Fury that guy just need deep and pussy Yeah, you shouldn't be scared you weren't out with Nelly Now you're out fucking me in the Henderson Mom just died Last week, I don't know I don't want it. Saint Germain is so great at doing that. We all have Harry in the head, and he's just like, no, polio. You know the lady that played the mom just died. The trees in that forest aren't doing well,

actually, the bees. They chop, they chop down everything that was around that house. She tends to be a screenshot of, it looks like an uber map of you were here, and now I know you're here with a line connecting them. And there was your house to the bar. And it true. Yeah. And it was like that was exactly the way. You or her dropped a pin on the phone and you haven't taken it off and that's how she's able to do it. Because I know a girl who used to do that too with an ex. Wait,

hold on. It's a sharing location because I know couples that share locations all the time. But he turned his sharing location off, didn't you? I didn't turn my locations off, but is that the key? Yeah, that's the thing. So she gets an app and she types my number into it and she can find me wherever the fuck I want to be. I know, I don't know, is that true? You have to share them with each other. You have to go into your phone.

I'm just picturing her at one of those black and green computers where she has headphones on. And she's like, and it's as low as a red dot. And it's like a bar in his house And then it goes off and she goes dark. She goes oh, I just meal we lost him He got he often he is off the charles She makes you man. That's great. Yeah, that's love. I've never felt such love. Yeah, they are, but their relationship is like a reanna song. There is.

This has tracking information. Black Lou, you got tracking information? I worked with Lou on this. We tried to figure it out. He has never signed in to find my iPhone. All the proms kept popping up like, oh, this is your first time. Hey, welcome.

We tried. You can share location through text message. Yeah. Who my wife and I do so she can see where I am and where she's at. Yeah, that wasn't done either So to be honest, I don't know what the fuck how can we run ship? How can we run your body for a Do you tweet a lot? No

Do you feel like how is she what is the map what do you can find me from Twitter timeout? I don't know she can find my location. No, okay. I see what you're saying. No, I think sometimes though it says it Yeah, I might do geo locations. Do you got what's the map that shows where you are like what was the picture? Can you show me the picture? I can't because I deleted the whole thread because she was ruining my good time I was at the bar without her trying to have a fucking job. You, it's, you deleted it like it was a ghost. I ignored 23 calls in a row and I'm talking to people in the bar. Like, that's my girl.

She loves me. Crazy things. Like, 23 is like, you should have met her for dinner or taken her to the hospital and she needed a ride. It's like if I have free time, do you think I'm going to use it planning an affair? You know what I mean? I'm going to go get fucking drunk at TGF Friday So I'm gonna like do the least amount of work who the fuck wants me Have you apparently a lot of people cuz you're out here getting bugged

The whole thing's very funny your drug meal and you haven't figured out black glue You weren't able to figure out what house like she finds images of him passionately kissing Andy Fury Black Lou you weren't able to figure out why I was like she finds images of him passionately kissing Andy Fury Yeah, I fucking knew it. I knew that furry twink was gonna take my man. I knew that yeah, he's not a bear you met I knew that Dan St. Germain on a couple salads was gonna Yeah, so she just sent you that and was like I know what you're up to Did that make you scared? No, I mean, I wasn't doing anything wrong. If Katie was like, here's where you've been on the last block, I'd be like, what are you doing?

What the fuck are you doing? I'd like retray, so I'd be like, I put a crunch bar, I'm sick. Son of a bitch, I'm sick. I'm sick cat on seven fuck. I think she's tapped into the street lights. I think she's watching me with these fucking cameras. But it's also like New York, so there's like a, like you can have a Chick-fil-A and then there's just

a whorehouse above it. You know what? So it's like everything is just stacked here anyway. So you didn't ask her after it, so she doesn't show up at the bar. No, she shows up at my house waiting for me to return home. Oh, after the ignored 23 calls. Oh yeah.

All right. I'm I get support most of the night and then got to your place before you did. What do you think she was? Stake out? She ferris be alerted back to your house. Yeah. After following you all may. After following you. Go

go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. That's a little much. Damn. When she was out in front of the house, arms folded waiting for you. She was across from my bed sitting at my desk Twittling her fingers like a villain What in the house? She she have a rolling pin. Did you chase you around? What a Benny Hill thing

This is him and then she's chasing his brother because well he is a dancer going all over He's got an identical twin. So that fucking Benny Hill hall thing would be great. Did Will let her in? Yes, but he didn't want to talk to her. So he said, I have COVID, I can't talk to you. You're on your own. Go ahead, go in his room. Dude, that's so fun.

Did you think, does there ever a moment where Will answers the door and she thinks it's you? Or is she's like, stop it, oh, where are you man? And he's like, it's Will. That way when you're drunk and you showed up, you should have gone, it's Will again. I know he's in his room with COVID. Like, that's him.

Did she really read you the riot act when she's pissed? Uh, I was so surprised that I think I came out strong and, uh, how did you greet the, how did, shows up just hands her right in the face. Puck's just wrecking me. This is, this is so film noir. How, how did she break the news that she was in there I'm just hitting the face. You're just hitting the face. You're hitting the face. You're hitting the face. You're hitting the face.

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You're hitting the face. You're hitting the face. You're hitting the face. You're hitting the face. You're hitting the face. You're hitting the face. You're hitting the face. You Paint the picture Lou I don't really want to say that much more. Okay. All right. You've given us enough that you came in and she was at home Waiting for you. Did you jump at all or he told you you walked in. He's like hey. She's here Yeah, did we'll prep you was like oh actually he tried to a warn me But I ignored all calls because I was doing shots at tequila. Oh boy. Oh Warned me but I ignored all calls because I was doing shots at tequila. Oh boy Fuck everybody Sunday night. Oh my god. Who in the morning? That is the most delicious shot you can have though Yeah, it really is no consequences calm down. There's a lot of consequences

Got a better which Dan has a better hand on the sobriety there's consequences. I'm like, but the taste Taste to me like new opportunities a golf me a coffee Did you wait? I mean, would you guys fight until early in the morning if you come home at two o'clock on a fucking Monday morning God your neighbors must fucking hate you now fuck them. They're loud. They deserve what they get What kind of loud are they loud? Fuck them they're loud they deserve what they get She's deaf and she can't hear herself being so fucking loud so that's like the biggest that's the best reason to be loud Should I have to listen to music by feeling it on the ground. This dumb bitch left her walker in the elevator again.

Someone can sit there. Oh, she's sitting there acting like she can't hear me. This goes, I think you and your girlfriend are an intoxic relationship. Sometimes I can feel you guys yelling. He thinks there's a party, but it's just a New York cares volunteer giving her a hot meal. Yeah, this fucking bitch is loud. Without you, I wouldn't eat.

You're a knife saver, do you? And then lose like, oh, shut up. She's loud as shit, too. Well, listen, she has like the biggest TV you could have. I don't know, the size of this wall. Her husband. Shout out, dude. And they play that shit like two o'clock at night, two in the morning, every night cranking it.

And it's vibrating my place. You're describing Jane Christy's house. Yeah. Plus they just had, they have a wall TV that they belay or two new kids who also must be deaf because the TV is still cranked at all hours to go maximum. So I'm like these kids can hear. What? You're a clean at Wembley or? Yeah, that's fucking. Hey, oh, is there a call out? So when she So when she comes home, do you guys have a blowout fight?

When she's like, when you walk in, you're like, I'm gonna go on offense first. Yes, super blowout fight. So you brought the fucking, you brought the Rockist. You walked in and you're like, why the fuck are you here? We're going to Puerto Rico tomorrow and I definitely canceled that trip in my first sentence. Oh wow.

Wait, you're going tomorrow? Yeah. To a Monday? Yeah. Damn. See. Maybe we should have waited until next week to tell the story. I've been telling you this.

No, man. I can't believe solid that you're doing this. I mean, I was wrong. I mean, she's creative. She's a fucking super spy. I don't know what to do. I mean, it is crazy. She's got you tracked.

Like, you're a fucking buffalo. Man, it's good though. She's going to your own vacation with her. It seems like she'll get you in a bad place. Dude, it'd be so's got you tracked like you're a fucking buffalo. Man it's good though she's going to your own vacation with her. It seems like she'll get you in a bad place. Dude it'd be so funny if you just, if you're here. Dude if you, if you, the loot has turned around there's a yellow tag behind his ear. I have no idea she's following. I got zero I'd been. She's like, he's going to his watering hole again Yeah, she's just sitting there like if he bleeds he can die

How how the fact because we all know Michelle and and Well, she's testing. Hey, why don't you give her last name Jacob? I didn't give her last I mean, she's been on the show we set our name oh Bob Michelle wolf is going well. I'm sick of you drinking. I put a truck around you. Yeah, that was like Jerry Wolfe. That was like Seinfeld Wolfe. What's the deal with Lou getting drunk? Imagine Seinfeld's material with Michelle Wolfe's voice.

That would be Jerry Wolfe. Yeah, she gets the tiny soaps. Why do they tiny soaps Uh, when you guys fought like that was it cool by the time you went to sleep very cool Oh I think I listen to the kind of folks. Yeah, he did do that and also that is a passionate thing They absolutely have that fight where she goes like this. Oh, she's thinking you're going is yeah Yeah, they do that there we go

Because you shouldn't have been following me she was you shouldn't have been drinking You make me drink oh fuck you make me follow your You shouldn't have been drinking. You shouldn't have been falling. You shouldn't have been drinking. Oh fuck. You make me follow you. You're either the fucking thing Puerto Rico should be at stake. Oh, I'm gonna annex that pussy. And then next door they go, look like they're making up.

I'm feeling in the wall. They do that, they do the side here. Look, I can't have them. You're fun. You've got to get a fucking hardcore. I gave the sign to break, not the fucking, fucking sign. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the break sign. Yeah, you guys are.

That's our new break sign by the way. Yeah, from now on, that's our break. Hey, guys, you gotta go to break. Guys, fuck it, get it in there. Yeah, dude, go and psycho, at least she didn't do it at the bar. That would have sucked for you. If she would have came to your neighborhood bar

and blown up your spot, that would have fucking sucked. Well, she did. I want to do two bars, because when I had a just super bowl, I had to do a super bowl pool. But she was hurt. You did not have to, do nobody has to do a super bowl. Yeah, nobody. That's something I learned.

Never, I just knew. Actually, you just know that. Yeah, also the thought of you. No one nobody has to do a super yeah, nobody that's something I learned never I just knew actually you just know That's not even as to tell you the thought of Lou hammered on tequila. Who's barrios what times it 115? Super Bowl ball Blackout on tequila. I don't even gamble, but yeah, but I had to do a super bowl pool But she's a little bit behind on her technology because she was out my first sound like it. She was at my first bar an hour after I was already there. Shout out with she wrote.

Do you think she touched the ground and tasted it? She went, he was here an hour ago. She was, the secret bar still warm. No, it's close by. Now he won't get far on foot. She's ready. but still warm. Noah's close by. Now he won't get far on foot. You're doing right. It's so funny when you're coming to your bar

after you were there. This portal of the key to. That was me. She sent me a picture of the empty bar saying, and with no caption to say, like, hey, I know you were here, but you're not here now. And then, so she just made me miss me at that bar, and then she just missed me at the other bar by an hour i think she got a

uh... upgrade her system wait so she's an hour behind your the first bar bar and then you leave the bar and but she's an hour behind you but then how is she at home how is she at your home i don't know how i slept there i just like a dog catcher in a kids movie that all the funnel just decided i know where he's going to end up eventually. And I got to say, man, she and Will, to test each other. So the fact that she just went there and said, let me in.

And he's like, all right. Yeah. They don't go in there. Your brother and her don't get along that well. No. They did a predator handshake. We'll open the door and we, you son of a bitch. Because what's wrong with you?

Shale tracking Lou got you pushing too many dependencies. I actually can't imagine you, because every time I've seen you drunk Lou, you've been very pleasant. But also like very, like, it almost feels like the end of an emotional movie whenever I've seen you drunk. That's a very astute observation on the day. Like, you know, the other planes and trans and on my bills when they're like well I learned a lot along the way me too and then you hug yeah that's I there was a

moment I had a moon tower that was exactly like that with you yeah I just I just want to say really nice to see you do I see you too low and then we hugged really hard and I'm like I'm gonna see him tomorrow yeah what am I did probably saw later that night at the goddamn company I attached a lot of meaning to think I make everything more meaningful than it should be You know that much time you go away I don't want to I don't want to weird you out, but you let me use your lighter That was the spark I needed It was literally like that scene in the wrestler where like Marissa Tomego's I'm here. I'm really here

I love with Lou what's going on? You and Lou you leave your wife and Lou leaves the shelves for each other I'll say what angriest is silly and in Puerto Rican right? I know I can't smell But I wouldn't want to walk into that room after these two had sex after gay sex between I bet actually I know to our defense. I don't think it would be that smelly you know I think it would be just a casual 69 what's watching me ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha holding each other in bed watching Pearl Jam videos on your phone. Is that Paul? Lou goes, Lou goes. Yeah, this is exactly the same thing. It's not going into the St. Germanias.

This is them playing in the market. We should re-enact the end. Wait, what's re-enact me just saying hi to you at Moon Tower and say goodbye with that. Hey Lou, man, great to see you, dude. Hey Dan, I'm so happy for you and everything that's going on with your life. Thanks, man. I just saw you last week with... That's cool. I did saw you last week with this cool. I did I did a fuse appearance but I I pray hey man is

everything alright? Are you good? Yeah give us a hug. All right dude you okay? You sicker. It's a good title. I didn't realize how perfect you guys are for each others. I guess it's not about the destination. I guess it's about who you meet along the way. I'm not letting go. I love you too, and then she shows up because I knew it was him I how you track you eat you bastard Damn dude knowing someone there's another comedian that I wrote on her pilot which you can piece together It is Rachel Flinstein

Her boyfriend had a tracking thing on her phone and it was like Not the firefighter. No, no,er no that's a husband that's a cop no it was a it was a it was the coast guard number she like we have to put her sin but we tried that we spent yana samarilla and i spent a day trying to find out how the fuck you stracking we couldn't do it it's kind of like this is how the fuck he was tracking her. We couldn't do it. It was kind of like this. Yeah. It was like not with the crack detective team of Yannis and Sam

Morrill and man. I don't know what's happening. She's all these voices. Are you pissing on stuff on corners? It was just a toilet paper just attached to Sam. Yeah, it was two Batman voices in a moreisa being like, that's it. That's how it's trucking you. But do we couldn't figure it out? And then it was like, you know,

you know the young Hockerel and 30 Rock where they always like, she helps out with all the technology. That's exactly what happened. The writer's assistant was like this 21 year old girl and she's like, hold on, let me see your phone. And she was like, here it is. And she found it and the app was like hidden from the home screen. Oh, that's cool and the app was like hidden from the home screen

That's cuz you can hide apps from the home screen just like unless you search for them And we found it. We're like oh, oh We're an app on her phone. Yeah, and then was like saying shit about where like where she was Similar to this where she was like I knew where you were and we were like that's fucking crazy That's it. You think blue has a weird app might maybe that's like hidden. No, DJ Lou, I mean, Black Lou is saying no, Black Lou, why not? We searched, we, I think she's a federal agent, honestly. But Lou and I searched for everything, every possible way that she could be doing that. Not even a hidden app, not even like hid from the home screen.

She can't really hide from the home screen. Maybe she's, we should like calling the bartenders of the bars and asking. She's done that. She has done that. What? And they're like, have you been at the bar when she's called? No, but my brother, she's called his bar and she's like, or I mean, no brother, she's your guy voice.

Is your sexy brother there? Is Mike ox? Yeah, Mike ox, what did he call? They figured out it was her. How did they figure it out? Is she pranked phone? She called and didn't answer. I guess I don't know, star 69s to work on.

That's hilarious. He's like, hey, Lou, your girlfriend called and went silent on it. She called 10 times and then she called. To the bar. All right, I love you, Michelle. Stop, let's stop. Let's go find, we gotta go to Puerto Rico. Damn, you guys got a passionate relationship.

You guys are just gonna go to Puerto Rico and fuck for five days or just fight the entire thing. Fight then fuck then fight then fuck. How many calories do you guys taking at that You have to have like a 6,000 calorie me fucking diet to fucking fight the amount that you guys do What's this hope it's a good vacation? Oh, it'll be a great one the weather will be nice I'm sure dude if Luke comes back alone next I'm gonna feed it and he's like and then I just know Jay will ask the right series of questions where Lewis like I don't know she went into the ocean

She come out I ain't fucking asking questions sometimes to see just eat people, you know I don't know who's fucking swimming. I was drinking. I look back. She ain't swimming no more What's the plan for Puerto Rico? What are you guys doing? Fucking fight dude. We're talking about. What are you talking about? I'm the beach of San Juan. Oh my God dude, if she does it, where she's just, it's one of those deaths where she stares at her bloody hands. Look who you made me do it. Oh.

Then we really got to figure out the tracker. Like if we can't find him, we're like, no, she knows how to find him. Well then all of us are careful with this. And the date line lose the one who dies. Luke has a very friendly photo face for a date line episode. Get right up top. Upon the DJ.

Because the very first Keith just being like, he was behind the board, but it wasn't in control of his own life. Perhaps things got too spicy? Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes alcohol can make fires rise. Yeah. Sometimes alcohol can make fires rise.

Sometimes the beautiful beaches of San Juan couldn't hide the fact that something was very long wrong in the Witsky Household. Sometimes vacations can turn into nightmares. The body was found when will his twin brother, called saying that he hadn't returned. I would. Me and my wife wife we watch day one all the time and then they'll have like they'll talk about the murder and then they'll just jump cuts the murder scene where it happened and Keith Morrison will just be like sexually draped on the wall and this is where the head hits he goes right here like walks like beautifully yeah he goes over a

pound of blood was found in this very spot. Do you want to see it? You want me to pull it out of my jeans? And then sometimes he'll like, shit on. Do you want me to make, do you want me to make you feel beautiful? There is this one woman who got another guy to kill another guy because they were all dating. So she would like, she was like, she was like, and then I did this and then they would cut to keep voice over

the big, poor stupid cat. Yeah. He was like, shitting cut to Keith's voice over the big poor stupid Ken yeah like hitting on her and the voice over that's stupid bitch was gonna get caught and she had no idea poor old Hagrid yeah with her weird sandbag tits um Scott Chaffell and Dan Sainterman both on the wrestle roast hanging out big J in Los Angeles, then in Phoenix,

but he'll be back on Tuesday. Hopefully in a very good mood if the Philadelphia Eagles beat the Kansas City Chiefs. Check out WrestleRost with Saint Germain, and then also check out Out for Smokes with Scott Chaplin and Mike Racine and Charm McCarthy, all three hilarious. Dance Age of Maine is taping his new comedy

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If you like professional wrestling, absolutely check it out. It's hilarious and they're both insanely great roast joke riders, so it's fun. They roast a different wrestler every week. DJ Lou, before the break, what'd you do, Jacob? I forget about it. I sent it to some stranger. I don't know what he's saying about. What's your name?

No. Wait, what? Oh, my God. No. Wait, Jacob, what happened? He farted in the picture. He committed a crime. It's his name. I've never had anyone else but his address is email address.

Who's he sending to? Oh no! By the way, through a LinkedIn profile. He's just sent random nudes to a random guy. Yeah, to a random man. The president of Syria. 50% chance will be fine with it Also, you're welcome and by the way, these are absolutely pictures of me used before because the final name snapchat So okay, so you have to send another message saying this is my goal for the surgery That's great or go or go. I want you to fuck my gentle ass

Say these titties, but my butt Yeah, yeah, yeah, say these titties, but my butt Or this right back now you You got to make it about you No, but I sent it through my work. This is the Here's a deal I'm not bad to get serious. Here's the deal you You did it. I did. That's not wrong. Hey, I got you. I did. Here's the deal. I sent it.

I'm a little bonfire. It is work. I know we're going to talk about it next week. I'm going to talk about it next week, but we're going to give a little bonfire context so you guys don't feel like assholes. A fan sent in, Nudes, that we know Jay will really love. Jacob enjoyed him.

She's wearing nothing but fingers gloves. Yeah. And Jacob was going to forward them and then gave the wrong email address. You were forwarding them to Christine to show to Jay and then you typed in the wrong email address. Yes, and that's Chris. Identical name. And it went to some stranger that I have no idea the fuck it is.

It's a very common name. Maybe it's Bergman Goodef, the guy. He's like, your grandfather was a perfect and so are you. You have a good name. I mean, we'll talk about it next week. But he is, that is, there is nothing worse than sending something that you're like, you can't get it back.

We're like, no no no no no Do what if we ever sent it to like just like wish done a well, you know? Thank you, I go some titties just fell into my pocket. Oh look at that. I can't retrieve an email No, I don't know, but I'm still waiting on the one you should have originally sent me if you knew how to type Oh, I was saying Christine to cover but all right it was sending to you Fucking dick Oh, I was saying Christine to cover but alright it was sending to you. You fucking dick. Yeah, why do you do it? What are you doing?

Christine and I just looked at each other like, what are you doing? I was like covering for you. During the break break, how can we get Lou out of this trouble with his girlfriend? We're in my teddy bear. Just wanted to get back, man. I guess he's gonna fuck himself. Who gives a shit? Just to get back right I guess he's gonna fuck himself I can't feel fussy unless I get my titty

Borkers dude I didn't realize I just thought he was trying to say it to her too Jacob is just he's a he's rough for it now. He's in a rough big. Jim is listening. I mean, we're allowed to because it's it's work related. But I didn't realize I was sending it to somebody outside the company. Well, click with that guy. I'm sending it to the real person. Man, what if his wife sees him and then you know, and then that breaks up their marriage? Oh, you just got somebody in trouble. Damn, Jacob, you just got somebody in trouble. Damn Jacob. You just got someone in trouble No, I don't think you could identify those that picture as someone you could definitely say titties

Like it's like somebody yeah, but think about the world of titties Let's add a face actually and send it to no face. There's a high Jacob on the under boob. Stay fine. Let's add a face actually and send. Let's add lose face. Yeah. He goes, you like what you see? Yeah. This is why she follows me around. The only way to save is to make it a bit.

Yeah. That is, hey, I will say in Christina, and we were all talking about this off air. Her calling you 23 times and ignoring that is a problem. Yes, I disagree. That's Michael Joy. Black Lou, what do you got? I just wanted to say real quick before Lou left

for Puerto Rico that Lou, you've been a great mentor to me. I love you. Okay. And if I never see you again, man, I just want to say thank you. The best guy on the board at serious XM. You've been great, man. I just want to say thank you. You best guy on the board. I serious XM. You've been great, man. And that kind of hard, you not around. And a week there only be one Lou, no black or white.

You go black, Lou, you're now a week, Chris, and him. You are now just Lou. You are now, Lou. Jake, have you still thinking about your mistake? Yeah, I mean, I just, Teddy picks to, from my words, to a guy named Lou. But it's exactly, the guy goes like, he goes, what are they?

What is this going on here? I mean, what a cool random email to get. Honest mistake. We've got some Teddy picks that wouldn't be so cool to receive randomly. These are like, all right, fucking A. And they'll probably go to spam. Yeah, good call.

How did it like come up when you were typing? Yeah, show me again. Show me again. How you forwarded it? Show it to me. I've never had this happen because I show me the emails all the time. Show me how you forwarded it. Let's get in here. I think someone hacked the mainframe. This is my girlfriend. Someone hacked the mainframe. What's funny is his name is in quotes Lou Whitskey Like it's like a nickname like he's like I go by oh so it's a dude He's having a good time and he's getting some titty pics got a random yeah, yeah It rained on his crop on a Wednesday. Yeah, dude. He like just ordered Domino's. It's Wednesday

He's about to watch a W. Dynamite dude. Yeah, I couldn't get much better. He goes hold on a good email to watch AEW Dynamite dude. Yeah, I couldn't get much better. He was holding a guy in an email. It was Jacob Adda. Yeah, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he or defending the trio's titles. And I got some titties in my lap. Jacob has luscious breasts.

What's funny is it does have your name and all your info at the bottom of the email. I'm talking, yeah, that's what I'm upset about. What would you at least say? Jacob Adda, and then it says all your your shit. Oh, it's all your shit. Program director. Yeah. He's gonna get a call and he's like,

Hey man, I got those titties you sent me. Like, what do I mean? What? You're gonna start getting Christmas cards every year. He gets it. This guy's bright in my life. I was gonna blow my brains out and then I got those sweet tits in my inbox.

Yeah, this is, walking to the middle of the bridge with that story. Yeah, all right. If one person shows me their tits, my inbox. Yeah walking to the middle of the that bridge for the story All right, if one person shows me their tits. I won't jump. It's the most sexist. It's a wonderful life. Nobody showed me their kids I haven't I the last couple of leeks this guy's been he got a wrong number to keep texting me like hey pussy I'm at the bar. Where are you and he gave me like three of those in a row and I'm like hey, man I don't think this is the right Dan he goes. Oh, yeah, I think you're right and I was like that's so humiliating to be like an alpha Dude like these guys gonna party what oh, we gave him the wrong. No, oh man I've been in this David bus for 35 years. I thought we were friends bro

At first did you think it was your like your see your your subconscious met like reaching out to you? Plus you get off the ground. Dan has reached a level of alcoholism. We've created his own identity Come to the power pussy. It's actually your own brain telling you that Jacob you're not gonna be able to get it back So what you do is you do a follow-up email where you go spank bros follow up email where you go spank bros and a couple extra exclamation points yo spank bro

no i mean like in another this is an uncensored channel uncensored show yeah we're naughty dude with bad boys a serious accent we're allowed Wednesday can we do can we bring back with it out Wednesday or real us all be in the that's property jimnor will come in here and put you in the store. OPC.

OPC. Yeah. My point is the show prep is uncent or two. So I'm allowed to send this stuff. But if I was working at Merrill Lynch, this would be my last day. Yeah, you would, I'll tell you to pack up your cubicle. You're lucky that here, sometimes, you know,

show prep is watching gay porn. Poor looking at these. Should you send like a follow up email that's like, please disregard. JK! JK! JK! Unless you're into it, then, right? I said what happened on the air.

I mean, it was an honest message. Send this to 20 people or you will be haunted. Or your kids will fall off. Yeah, you won't be a lot to have pets, healthy pets, for a decade. Damn Jacob, you were given a gift and then you fucked it up. I was asked from a coworker to send to forward the pics and I did that. I just want to see what everybody was all up in arms about. Yeah, that's it.

It's fan, it's fan art. And I sent it to a little bit. It's a little bit. Not the Lewwoods. I guess. A body's just a body guy. Photography. It is. It was art. Can I say that? You showed me the photo? Can I even say that? That you're showing everybody here? No, no, he's not. Let's talk about it next week. And yes,

I think the lady that sent it in wanted everybody. But that body is art, right? We could say that. I mean, I mean, you could say anybody's art, but yeah, she had a nice body. Sure, we could say whatever we want. Yeah. Sure, we just make shit up I mean yeah, dude that body has caused men to lose jobs and sleep. Yeah, you see that body and you're like Oh, yeah, there's a dude somewhere wherever she lives just punching a fucking wall being like Cuz bud you're locked behind the four walls, but Jacob, you just dropped that in someone's lap because you're such a good dude. I try to be.

Now back to Lou, ignoring 23 calls, which isn't saying first off calling someone 23. Can we just, after five calls, if you still trying, it's not like you're going to change your mind, you know, like you ignore five calls in a row. The six call you're not going to like, all right, it's like Will Ferrell and Austin Powers. We're like, damn, three times. She call me back three times. She calls you 20. How many? I what I'm having fun the phone is off. I would never know until I turn it back on and all this shit happened. How did you know though? Because if you turn your phone on, you can't see how many missed calls. I turned it on. I walk home from the bar. She calls you turned it on my walk home from the bar.

She calls you three times on the walk home from the bar. Oh no, sometimes it comes back. It depends on the phone. Miss calls. I know what you mean. Yeah, miss calls. Yeah. I would still be like, if I saw 23, I'd be like,

psychiatrist would say that that's a good thing that you unplug. You disconnect from everyone and just enjoy your time. That's right. So I'm trying to make this a positive. Okay. But I just phone off. And he's not. So I'm trying to make this a positive. Okay, but shut us phone off. And he's not addicted to his phone, you know. Yeah.

Sure, but you know, it's late at night. Local pervert supports you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Support Saloo Witsky. Yeah. Look at that.

Looney's all the votes you can get, dude. He's just trying to get over. Oh my God. I know that feeling you have right now. I just love a loop before I get there. He's just trying to get over. Oh my God. I know that feeling you have right now. I just love a loop. My whole honor. My whole what's that sign? My sign? My my my name address. You have your title. You have your title. You have your phone number in there that can call you a work. Please for the love of God be a camper that these fucking emails went to and please call Jacob it works. Jacob, are you sure you didn't send them to me on two

different emails? Are you sure that one is not me? Yeah, a guy's face that does not look anything like me. He's about to reveal he has a second email. Oh, God. And really fuck up this trip. He's just giving it up. Wait, are you sure it's not my second email or girl send me Titty photos of love? Oh my God.

I ruined the trip How's he saying it? No, no, no remember to send those to sexy Lew whiskey at giva. Jesus Christ. They gave up my fucking burner Love's jugs hot mail I'm gonna be hearing a lot about this for my second family. You have a second family? Oh god, did it again. Oh god, damn it. This is gonna be the longest playing right alive life. I just want that he's like, he's like, he's like, guys, which, you know, and then we come back from work and the first like,

sound he puts is like, bitch, a lure. Oh, no, it's the time of the show where we find out who's a major bitch on Sunday night. Between the hours. Guys, guys, you blow my spot up. Guys, be cool. Well, yeah, what player are you supposed to pick up? Because yes, we can't take that angle. That is wild, 23, right?

That is crazy. But also, your phone, like, you did turn it off, you said. Okay, okay. That's very 90s of you, man. That's very, nobody's doing that, you know? Well, actually, the young kids aren't, huh? You could have, like, that's a very dangerous thing To the dog park last week with my dog with that I left my phone home by accident and I was like great It's what the 90s were like oh I know it's like walking around you like yeah, well if I get hurt

My little better go find someone like fucking laughing There really was a moment I was like if I go down to it I could immediately I'm like what if I have a heart attack in that fucking... Because I'm at the dog park at night when there's no one there, and I was like, if I die right now, does Katie make a home before Rural Eats me? I think you get 12 hours, right? I think you get like 48. No, how much do they love you? I don't think that's true. I think it's a stereotype that people say

because people are shitty. But I've seen videos of like, you know, like in Puerto Rico I can think, you know? And where a dog will just sit by a guy who is stabbed to death. Yeah, yeah. And the ambulance don't show up for an hour. And then even when the ambulance shows up, the dog is just there.

Yeah, that's like, and the dog just, the dog doesn't start chewing on a man. I bet it does though at a point. And a point. Yeah, because like it's cute when they wait. Street meat, man. I would think the rats would come first and then the dog would kind of be attacked by the rats and

Merle is right rough day for the guy. Yeah, and dog. Well, you're dead. You're dead. You're not you're not feeling it Yeah, I guess you're right. You know who gets it the worst whoever adopts the dog after they've eaten the face or if they don't Destroy the animal. No, because that's a dog. They just have to do what it had to do. It's not like To face you destroyed animal if it eats a do. It's not like It's not like a game that's throwing animal over each face. You destroyed animal feed to face What if it's like a little uh, what a little guy? Wait, what do you mean? No, you I think you legally have to kill an animal if it eats a man's face Yeah, it's gotta do it's gotta be a Work goes like hey, you can't have a dog in this town like you definitely have to tell the next family that he ate the current the previous owner's face Yeah, you know actually this

This dog belonged to old man who died in his sleep and then the dog did munch both cheeks off. You really don't like Yeah, you can't sleep around that thing if it's eating face Yeah, you don't want to be in the house with a dog that you know ate somebody's face. I'm gonna sleep motherfucker. My wife and I are like so the other part of the problem like where if I'm having a bad day, my dog just goes up to me and she'll go, she knows. Oh, yeah. She knows you're sad. I know. You're like, I have cancer. It knows I have cancer. It knows all the dark thoughts are back Yeah, I know what I'm done like a Vietnam better I'm just thinking about a guy said I bombed an O. Cheese Katie's constantly trying to convince me that I'm worthy of love through the dog

We're gonna see the dog loves you and I'm like, what is this? Shit, I trust the middle loves me now See she loves you like bitch better. Love me. What type of dog is she? I got much, she got fat dude. My dog got fat, I gotta get her fucking skinny. I mean, here's the thing, I just got a bunch of shit in the fridge. She's three, oh yeah.

Oh yeah. Oh my, I'll kill all of you, I'll just kill you. That's what I mean. If she asks me, tonight I'll find you. Sun and Sam and John Wick make a lot of sense when you have a dog. Oh, when you have a baby that you love? Yeah. When you have a new dog, you're like that John Wick franchise should have been made

20 years ago. Yeah, they were sitting on gold and then anything you're like, oh, fucking love you. Yeah, well they make like 30 of those movies and then one just takes off. You know, it's like taken like there's a million movies like taken, but Liam Neeson figured out some. Yeah, then made the kidnap movie the movie. Ransom with Mel Gibson. Give me back my son. Did you get an email back yet? No. You have an AOL email. No, it's 2023 guy. Yeah.

You know what he does. No, I do. Oh, you know, you said it to me twice. You did get the other one. So I didn't go to a random guy How do you not know I'm not oh? Honestly, I was what face you have on your I work because in my head I got I think we arrested time out I think we're starting to find out that Lou Witt's. He's got a dark little Jacob's okay, Lou looks even worse Lou goes she turned that heat up in here?

What the fuck? I said, hey, all that you're personally my long record, but Okay, and then you spammed them with sweet titties Like it wouldn't have popped up if you hadn't emailed the address before Yeah big Jim disregard everything you just heard the last 15 minutes deleted DJ Lou I'm not secretive I know you're bad at it you're getting tracked by your girlfriend Go ahead follow me anyone can follow me. I'm gonna fuck So big Chris and the fuck what's his name got you back to their house? That's on me fuck faces. Yeah, they're like

This one's gonna be easy. I've been tracking them for a month He goes his lines are basically like a Pac-Man game. Damn, dude, this was a lot of drama today. I feel like we really got through it. Jay's gonna be back next week. Fuck, those losers super bull Tuesdays gonna be tough. For you or just for Jay? For all of us.

Christine is gonna get the brunt of it. Wait, do you care though? I do care. Yeah, I Really want them to win the black loose thumbs down. He wants I think my home is gonna figure it out I think it's gonna figure him out is gonna crack the code I just think it's fun like it'll be funny if the Eagles lose I want to see all of our friends Care yeah, it's funny to me. Well, I just went through that with the 49ers and then had to do a very public apology

to Drio Deroza who had threatened physical harm on because I was so upset with the 49ers loss. Do you do it? Even a football fan? No, he's not. That's why it made me just like to like his more like opinions on the Star Wars Cantina. It's a bit like it. I got to find a reveal for the next season of fucking Mandalorian.

Yeah, I know. He'll let it be known. Gotta find a reveal for the next season a fucking Mandalorian Yeah, no he'll let it be known, but yeah, no this um this will be a happy house if the Eagles win this will be a tense Place if the chiefs when Patrick's dumpy what'll ask is gonna be walking I love Patrick my home's Anna's brothers ass you have all of my home's Dumpy but dunk it done Patrick my home's Anna's brother's ass. You love all of them a home's boot. Don't be, but don't get done. Dan St. Germain. That's stupid, hey Arnold haircut.

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