The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Sandwich Man (feat. Robert Kelly)

Episode Date: October 12, 2022

The great Robert Kelly joins the guys to make fun of Joe DeRosa's commercial!

And now the bonfire with big Jay Okerson and dance odor Oh Just in movie at all, huh? Hey everybody. It's the bonfire you're a Justin guy You're a piece Quarini You're a Justin Goringa here is he now look that up. We're gonna stay Florida. Is he really I'm just guessing that's where all I'm going yeah Yeah, army hammers being hot and weird somewhere we figured out that's all on Thursday everybody on the lost

He's the army the army hammer talk through is the bonfire faction talk series XM 103 on big jail Chris and that's all on Thursday everybody on the lost day. The army, the army hammer talk through is it's the bonfire faction talk series XM 103 on big jail Chris and that's Dan Soder. We got the full cast in the house minus Christine. Doo's week. How could I say that's dudes week to Christine around off early this morning to Vegas to start getting ready for everything together for Skank Fest. It's this is her Super Bowl week. So she's out there kicking ass, but we do have the rest of the crew here.

We got our DJ Lou Jacob Atat, our black tiger, the black king, Lewis John Sonron. And joining us for the whole show, everybody, you know I'm in love with him from Counting Kelly. You know what, dude? Everybody, the hilarious, the dude, Robert Kelly, you know what dude? Everybody the hilarious the dude Robert Kelly everybody I'm gonna see everybody kill box available now Louis K dot com go buy it. It's Bobby murdering for an hour Fuck yeah, unfortunately I couldn't download it in Cleveland because the hotel internet sucked ass

Oh you and that fucking cruise ship of a hotel. Yeah, they put me in the in the main the for the first time ever I was in the main area. What do you mean? Oh, sometimes you end up off the sides. I'm always on the side. I'm always in the main area. Oh, that was the first time I've ever had it. That's the first,

I walk around naked. That's the first in-door mall in America. No shit. 100%. Now it's got like chiropractic offices, no, it's cream shop, no, it makes any sense. And then room 367. Yeah, all of a sudden up one, it's just all of a sudden

up one, it's just hotel rooms. Yeah, all those rooms were like storefronts. Yeah, you can buy a liquor and a dress. I'm gonna go get some rock candy, you'd like to. And then now it's me jerking off and snake bite oil. Yeah. But you are just a little turn of a switch of wooden blinds

from showing your cock to a wedding. Also, by the way, didn't realize all the blinds move when you move one of them. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was in my underwear and I was like seeing the wedding was happening and I did the thing and I was like, all the blinds are up right now. And I was in the, I was right in the middle. So if you looked up, I say, do you hang weiner for the moment? No, I love it out there.

I love that the people are right out there. That you if you walked down the back stairs, all the stairs are worn away from like just thousands and thousands of people over a hundred years, wearing out the atoms. That's absolutely got to be haunted, right? It's a hundred percent haunted. Yeah, 100 percent. Damn.

I should have got, because I, oh man, should've gone ghost hunting. Should've gone ghost hunting. We did a, Bobby and I did a podcast a long time ago in my hotel room in Chicago. We did? And then there was like a noise on it that we, you know, you could probably myth bust it in a second. Sure. But I have, I think I have it somewhere on my computer.

Really? It like makes that noise while I was over. It was just showed a row of so being then you change rooms in Vancouver Vancouver. Yeah, there's probably pipes or something but I was like the spirits are here. Oh, I've heard some weird noises in hotel rooms. I always sleep with like the TV on with no volume in my computer like watching stuff in my computer. It has to be an old hotel like that. You can't be like a holiday and express Yeah, everybody's a good point If it's haunted. It's only been there for like 18 months. Is this Hilton four points? You know, I go on this

Gateway to hell. I go on this I go on this reddit thread called pizza dare which is girls Mostly actually I think it's all girls Answering doors for like pizza guys or delivery guys And showing like their postings are fully naked or they sometimes suck their dicks or fuck them and it's I've yet to meet a delivery person or a hotel worker who's got a story of just that kind of craziness happening of like what the naked person answering that I used to sell sell city delivered pizzas forever. I delivered nothing really he said a row Bladey once but nothing like nothing show anything. I had a lady in a just a towel out of the shower I was delivering for Pudge Brothers pizza and I was never

that pizza sucks dude. I was good. I love Denver. Fuck you. Denver Good. Denver Pizza State. El Peperoni. Whatever. It'll Fuck you. Denver good. Denver pieces. El Pepparoni. Whatever. It'll keep you alive through the winter. Yeah, I appreciate it. Yeah, potato base. I don't know, it's a settler. We're going to cheese a little potato.

Yeah. Squirrel cheese. Yeah. Are you delivering? But now did you feel she did that? Because that was the sexy move. Or did you just get there? 100%.

I got there at a bad time. And she she was like hey, how are you know? It's like in my 16 year old brain. I was like it's happening Who's happening? I fucked a check when I still live at the angelo subs really? She ordered us a sub small Italian, which is weird. It's not even worth it And you know you got the have room for a big half a town. You know She opened the door in a mega J and she says can you come in for a minute? No She says keep what it's how old was she? She was she said how old are you and how old is she she said she was 28 but she looked at how I'm 42

Yeah, you know, I mean she is I'm a I'm a fast and loose 27 She is if you want to judge me on the curve, it's like a normal 43. Yes, she was very blotchy. I said that. But I, she had, she opened the door, I came in, and she came over to me, and she just started rubbing my pack up.

And then I fucked it, right? Did you put the sandwich down? Did you go, she gave me back the sandwich. I ate it on the way back. What a win-win. That is a pretty good win. Because I was. Tell you anyone that was like delivering like gross food So you're like I hope this isn't the girl you tell my the water. I hope this isn't the girl wants to fuck me Yeah, she had come in before

Apparently and wanted to hook up with me and this was her little thing. She she she would come in to DeAngels She came in again, and she'd find out when you were delivering she found out when I was there and she would go home And then order. Yeah. Then there was a lot of times that you bang her. One time she actually got a job. It was a DeAngelo's Dunkin' Donuts. Like Dunkin' Donuts took over a part of it.

She got a job at Dunkin' Donuts. So now I'm working with her. Oh, how many times does she go as bang? We bang the line. 42 year old working at Dunkin' Donuts, dude. She was a real piece of shit. She said, you know, I had my own practice. 28. She was Jimmome. I had my own practice. 28. She was Jimm. I had my own practice 10 minutes ago.

Yeah, as she goes, Alimony stop breaking in. You know I can't get money for the kids anymore. They're in their 20s. Do you know that men can get full custody? Yeah. I mean, I thought I had to be a real loser. Time to take a look at the mirror, you know? But, grab myself by the boot straps. We're gonna dunkin' Donuts. Oh, move Bobby's bending over to get some rules.

That's right. Anyone you want to cram me in the bathroom on break? Well, I fucked her in the freezer. We'll go in the freezer. Just we had a share of freezer. You really? That's right. Was it fat-free muffins?

Came out of the oven? I don't know if you remember that. It was a big thing. Fat-free muffins was a big thing. Because they're still delicious. They're still delicious, but no fat. And she would give me those and then I would go into the freezer and we'd make we do. We should do like a red shoe diaries, but about

fucking with food where it's like every episode is like You being an older guy being like, did you remember fat free muffins and then it does the pan back to the cinematics Which is like a young hobby There's a fact question Was it a Dunkin Donuts basket robins where the freezer had no sick ass basketball? I don't know. It's the angelo's the basketball robins don't can is the classic basketball robbers by the way catches I think a bad rap because there's so much like niche and artisan Gelato and shit now fucking basketball robins is the best ice cream.

I mean, not the best. Brighams is the best. I don't know what that is. That's a Boston one, I guess. Yeah. Brighams is good. Baskin Robbins is a national brand, decent. Decent, you say?

I don't think it's great. I'm a Ben and Jerry's. I'm a lib tart. I'm gonna tell you what, just plain old chocolate chip from basking robins, that's the test. It's good vanilla or they're just plain flavors are better than others Baskin Robbins, that's the test. It's their vanilla or their just plain flavors are better than others. Yeah.

For sure, don't you dare. My grandmother called it 31 flavors. Oh. But there was never 31. I counted every week. I don't think that's where Vecchi and Rgo get ice cream every Sunday. You just, you know, it's like,

it's a basketball. I'm sorry, do you want to go? I'm just, I'll go sometimes. I'm like, I'll get it. It's a PR time, dude. Yeah, yeah, we go eat fucking Baskin. Like, I'll be our time, dude. Yeah, we go eat fucking basketball. It's so weird your relationship with him.

Did you break up with him in a way? We moved out. Oh, God. And it was a conscious on coupling. Like, right? Yeah, going to the palatir. Pouch row. I don't like Ben and Jerry's.

Ben and Jerry's is too much. It's too much. I agree with you. They go to, it's like, listen man, fish food. Oh, there's too much. Oh, listen. They's too much. I agree with you. They go to it's like listen man fish food Oh, there's too much. Well, there's too much in the flavors of the actual ice. That's the problem with you It's like maple ice cream with whatever pieces. I'm like put shit into vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream Yeah, it's like cocaine. I like fentanyl. It's just the different A good a good rocky road from Baskin Robbins,

better than any flavor of Ben and Jerry's. How about late night bananza? Yeah, exactly. Jimmy Fallon's underwear, fairy, tart, treats. What about Reese's witherspoon, his tire-eyer next to Chalka, Corner Copia? There's pretzels, caramel. It's the worst.

They add two much. It's too much. You know what's the best. I'll tell you what that you ever get magic shell. You don't have got magic shell. Oh, the stuff that becomes becomes hard on top of the ice cream becomes hard immediately. I've only got it from ice cream places that do soft serve. You get it. You can buy it

at the supermarket. It puts like a crust. What does it put it in? It just becomes hot chocolate. It just becomes hard chocolate. So you pour it on you get a vanilla ice cream like a Wegmans which is beautiful you scoop it pour it on top it hardens and then you take a bite. Damn. You've never seen it day when they dip a cone and yeah it's definitely the same stuff. Yeah same stuff but you can buy it at the store. As soon as it is they cut out the metal man, Dairy Queen is like, you're hitting my knees right now. Dairy Queen was the only place that had it. Dairy Queen, do the dip.

The dip. Yeah. The dip, how good was the dip? That's what Katie orders when we go. I get a really ice cream away. I'd eat the dip and then toss it fucking garbage. Get outta here. Fucking cone.

C'mon regular old cone. Oh man. I want anybody ever thought about going back to fucking, you have to you're your chocolate magic chocolate. Mm-hmm. You give it back goes to give another fucking Hey, did me again dude before I'm fighting here's a fin You are talking off to me back about a yard 16 years old At that ten bucks

I'll teach you something about a dolphin. Take it in there. Mm. And then we're going to go. I want to also anybody, can people call in the lower? Is it a pain in the ass without Christine here? No, it's easy. If you want to call in, I'd love to hear delivery.

Delivery. So we're going to go to the hotel. No, just that's sensual. It could just be, it grows like a woman like purposely showing you her like butt hole while she's bending over. That's, I watched this reddit thread. It happens. It's in the world. That's you don't think that's staged. You believe you believe messages from people on Reddit, like people writing these

are videos. No, they're videos. Oh, you can see the video. No, I'm so it's it is. I don't know if any of the fucking ones are real. I love to believe they are, but for sure, they're just flashing ones. Absolutely. It's just girls doing it on dares.

Now you could dare girl to do anything. Well, if you get a dog to show it to it's in here for you. I think I'm like, I'm a double dog there. I think a lot of it's girls that are filming themselves doing it for like only fans. For the wolves. But it's still a guy who's walking in being like, holy shit, and I do think when they blow them,

because some of these guys that fuck them are like, shlubby, it looks like a guy who works for pizza You know, I mean dude if that is real that guy goes back and he's like this is a great shift I know somebody that blew Uber drivers for like a year really? Yeah, we just suck their dicks and would say no matter Charge did you have to like be into him or would she just no she'd suck old Cuban guys dicks? He'd like me. What are you doing? Oh fuck where you? For you? Are you now because you want me to do love the game love of the game? You want me to take upper level lower level?

Oh, you want to take wind xc? Okay, there's I know there's some potholes on eighth street Dude driving and getting you that's gotta be incredibly hard So good. I remember getting blown off while driving. Yeah It was such a short amount of time for me being able to get blown while driving before As deep as you would have to get to get to my dick my belly is gonna make you honk the your head honk the horn Just physically impossible right at the sit back like a Puerto Rican or something, but I didn't have a car like that. It was a small, haunted city.

It's a car that's steering wheel in the roof. Yeah. I mean, one of those self-driving stuff bitches, but yeah, this, you want my dick out, head here, and her head not hitting the horn. Bobby, would you just, would you just get would you just, would you just get hit with the vapors

and like just need to suck an uber guy's dick? Like how did it work? She didn't know if there's any chemistry in it. She wouldn't take her hormones and she just became gay. Really? Damn. Is that why she just was all fucked up? Is she just,

was a mental issue? Well, she was, you know, trans, transsexual. Trainging. So she would not take Well, she was, you know, trans, transsexual, changing. So she would not take her hormones and become, you know, when you take your hormones, you become feminine, you want to be fucked. Yeah. When you don't take them, you become just gay. It's a suck of dick. Oh, so that's what is explained to me. So it's technically a guy transitioning to female. Right. Got you. No, no, it's a trans trans sexual. Yeah, yeah

Yeah, but the man a man transitioning to a woman. No, it's a woman. It's a it's a trend It's a profession. It's Bailey Jake and we just I'm sorry. I fucking was trying not to tear an am But yeah, okay, Bailey Jay, which is a couple of Uber drivers. Yeah, she was like I just turned gay for a year She's taking her home and- That guy's like, well, okay, sure. Could you imagine that though? You just get like, she's gorgeous. I mean, you would know, right?

I've met her before, yeah. She's so pretty and then she just- I've heard her name and who she is before. And maybe seen like little things for them. Just back on like, Opie and Anthony fan boards or whatever, like, you know, and, uh, so I never saw, and then I did warm up for some show that she was a guest on when I walked in. I said, I think it was Neil Brennan. I was like, I was like, man, like, that girl's crazy hot out there. And he was like, that's Bailey Jay. He even

said she was trans or anything. He just goes, that's Bailey Jay. And I was like, oh, shit. I was just highly attracted to that guy. You remember when I had on my podcast? And fucking Derozo showed up dressed up for an evening out. Derozo, Derozo, the whole bit about it. Yeah. He had a bit on a special about how it didn't feel. He's so sad.

So sad when he goes, who's this guy? He goes that's my husband he goes what? Can I tell you that we had that in Las Vegas. We were all at a bachelor party. Yeah, and Christopher Stephanie had a girl come and she had a friend with her and we were all in the pool and Joe the Rosa was like We were a Mackener, but the Rosa was really going the hardest and then remember I was like do you have a boyfriend? It's just a way early in the game like very early in the conversation We're just all floating she goes. Yeah, and then the native us like synchronized swimmers like like fell away from her If you saw an aerial shot of it, I bet it was pageantry the whole circle Most place the whole circle just dissipated

She goes the right way friend And the rose just twirled in the middle. I'm still hanging there. I just remember Derose being like, oh, okay. He gets mad. Yeah. You got to love Derose. And why were you speaking to me?

Why would you look at me? Why would you have human contacts with a man if you have a guy at home? Why did you wear perfume? Yeah, it's the most Middle Eastern Joe gets. That's what just Middle Eastern comes down. It's been a woman's lips woman. You have been driving. I'm out. I cut off your hands. I saw your cheeks. Now I can fuck you. I'm out. You are my wife now. you already like sorry dude. Oh fuck it. I was just thinking of a sandwich recipe Guys guys I'm still gonna have a sandwich you say Joe's thinking of you sandwiches Sorry, you know, I think it's like what if Capricola went with he's like I'm home writing and you gotta go

right white writing and you gotta go right what it's your self-series of the ideas I was sad as the driver says he goes I go what are you doing dude he goes how am I doing it's 7th 30 in the morning I gotta go to put a roast in the oven that's all I'm fucking doing yeah I love it dude I love we're supposed to hang it's it's poor cat a week I love that the

people supposed to hang he's like dude I can I gotta go by and take care of the bread oh so you like I never thought I gotta go by and take care of the bread. Oh, so. And you're like, I never thought I would have a friend. I gotta go take care of the bread. That would bail on me. Poor Joe. Makes a good sandwich.

I haven't had one. Was it good? Very good. Very, very good. I gotta go have one. And that place is cool. His restaurant's cool. It is cool.

Now, I don't get it though. How does he co-own it with somebody? Yeah. Yeah. And she's like, well, you thought heown it with somebody? Yeah. Yeah. She thought he owned it outright. It's a Paul. It's a stand guys. All right. Yeah. Um, but Joey Rose and a secret investor, a secret investor. No, it's Bill Burr at the Jacob Baton. Jacob, you call on. Okay. My breath's not growing. I think it's got some points in the back end. Yeah.

You do? You have points in the back end. Yeah, you do you have points in the back end I did some light vio work for him. Oh you did it. We get any promise to cut me in on some point Did you pretend to be one of the sandwiches and when it's me? I'm the salami sandwich. What am I doing here Joe? And I talked to Joe and he goes salami Sam I go Joe. I'm such a delicious sandwich. How did you learn how to make me? Yeah, I hate I hate to do this what what you mean you hate I do want to watch his video of him So on us you hate to do it like you hated to watch a nice video last week. Yeah Now that this is like on our laps and boy oh boy. Jay. This is like it follows what a well It just goes on to the next friend. It just why does this have to happen? I hate it by the way. I know Joe

You had to be serious and sell your sandwiches in this but damn it can I take damn it Well now we know the term for it when you find a friend doing a mission statement It bugs you out every time it does and you know what the day might come where you guys find a video of me being like Hey, I'm Dan Soderoder Do you need several voices done? Hey, this is big jay ogerson former former middle-aged star for general insurance What do you think it's gonna be do you think it's gonna be him trying to tell you the meaning of a sandwich? Oh, I think it's gonna be what a good sandwich really means I think it's gonna be what a good sandwich really means. I think he's gonna get you with the fucking, it's your boy, Joey.

I'm just gonna teach you how to make a sandwich real quick. And by the way, that's pretty chill. I would like to buy a sandwich from a guy with a Death Star tattoo on his arm. I mean, he's definitely not wasting it all his time on pussy. Hi, I'm Joe DeRosa. I here to talk. I can't I'm gonna I'm sorry. Go ahead. I just give me one second I see one second hi I'm gonna blow the

But I can't those out Bobby hi, hi. How are you? I'm a dead soda. It's Joe the Rosie here Sometimes making sandwiches can be a little bit of a hassle and sometimes it can be a whole lot of fun You're on the go work traffic all day Boss is going haggity haggity haggity haggity and you just want a simple sandwich It's 2022 time to make the sandwich an everyday thing With my different designs you'll find a sandwich that you love. I'm a sandwich designer.

I'm top-served. Don't worry about the bread. It's made fresh every day. Every day. Guaranteed in a Mexican guy like points to the oven. Me, you go, wait. St. George, Joe joke where are you right? you know and he goes get out of here

get out of here alright there we go alright we loosened you up right? thank you so much guys hi I'm Joe the Rockhead by the way Paul go back again to the original it's the Billy the old listen he gets to choose

they get to choose where the video starts. Why would you make them before you hit place? You this is a menacing Oh, it goes you Hands were spread like this really looks like this now. I'm gonna tell you right now the Henderson deals gonna close Seven points. Love it is supposed to be oh Shit it really looks like a haunting face. Yeah, like I just love the detective. You're gonna tell me with a body. Oh, by the way, I get Joe's definitely I would do this too. So you can see that there's a there's land between my arms

and torso. Yeah, now listen to it. So if you keep it like this, it's your as wide as you can be. You go like this, you're like, oh no, this is just torso. Here, I'm shoulders up and I always stand like this. You was listening to you, Vincenzo. You're gonna tell me where it's buried. You're gonna tell me where it's buried right now. Look how high Joe's shoulders are.

And where is it now? If you look behind Joe, there's such a gathering of skin between his neck and back. You know how hot, you know how girls gathering of skin between his neck and back. You know how girls know how to like step their leg out. You know that point? So it hides there. This is Joe learning how to get shoulder. But this is not at the restaurant.

This is at a better place. No, this is a stand. This is what he had at the stand. Those commercials. Okay, here we go. Hi, I'm Joe DeRosa and I'm here to talk to you about something that is crucial for your mental, physical, and spiritual health during these trying times. Oh God.

Sandwiches. A state stop. I told you it was going to be a meaningful sandwich. Yeah, like, Of course it is. It's a state. Dude, I love it. And that music, it's like when people try to do history, cool.

Where he goes, Yo, yo, yo. Check it out. The year is 1492. And Christopher Columbus is like, this nation's weak, weak, weak, weak it out. The year is 1492. And Christopher Columbus is like, this nation's weak, weak, weak, weak. And he made the first sandwich. Yeah, Joe's Hamilton.

Yeah, he's like, I'm gonna bust a little freestyle for you right now about how important sandwiches are. Right. Something for your mental, your physical, and your soul. Yo man. You'll give me a little sum. The sandwiches invented when one guy was walking with cheese. The other guy was walking with Mount Adela

And the baker they bumped into each other. There was no such thing as a red light the time come boom And with that explosion of flavor I bring you We rose because then the ambulance shows up and all they had was bread They scooped it all up by the big little business at about a The Earl of sandwich originally invented it the Earl. That's a sandwich I think it's actually that's like where it's from. Yeah, the guy sandwich All right, right these trying times sandwiches a staple of the all-American diet, but you know what try finding a decent one anymore

It's impossible. You know what? Or like this Yeah, you know, it's impossible. Did I love it? Sandwich you never look like this. Or like this. Yeah. You know it's funny though. I bet there's people that thought Deroza was Jared from Subway. The way the way the guys start. Starts own thing.

No but the way the Verizon guy flipped a sprint. Yeah. Remember what it does. It looks like that. It goes, okay. Joey Rose is painting more than here I am. I'm going my real name. It's like when wrestlers leave the WWE. He's like I'm not Dean Ambrose anymore. I'm John Moxley

I'm not Jared Fogel. I'm Joe Derosa and those charges were bunk He's keeping the weight off like very edgy and then he go I guess he didn't touch those kids If he's out so all right, I guess I trust my kids around him again Those are prison tattoo Touch those guys I fell in with some pretty dangerous people behind bars, guess I trust my kids around them again. I know what a prison, those are prison tattoos. You touched those kids. Guys, I fell in with some pretty dangerous people behind bars. But I did my time. And now as a general in the Aryan Army,

the one thing I learned in prison, how to make a good sandwich. Yeah. By the way, the funniest part of that is Joe's bar sandwich shop. Joe quote unquote his sandwich shop is, and I mean this, one and a half blocks away from two schools. Oh, I just like to watch them running around excited for sandwiches. It's a staple. Hey, you kids, I'm going to come in the back and play Neptune King in the sea.

That's how they got Arnold. That's how they got Arnold and Dudley and different strokes. Like this And it should never ever look like this This is his hit a bunch Don't ever look like this Look at these beauties Lushes inviting and Treeing these sandwiches possess the only four qualities a sandwich ever should. Hit them, Joe.

The ingredients, deliciousness, great price, and it fills you up. That's it. But try for me. Wait, do you guys know the four pillows of Dorosa? I didn't know what it is. Deliciousness. Deliciousness. It's quality ingredients. Good price.

Deliciousness. Fill you up. Quality price of fills you up. The two of them are the same, though. I know. It really was. It's like you're... They're two of them are the same though. I know It's like they're tasty So good

Delicious and savory Run by a friend You know it sounds like that he did that on the fly. Yeah, they're thick They're long the beef either strong. They should have stuff inside them It doesn't break it doesn't break your ass It should be filled filled to the brim with meats wink wink saying it without saying it and it doesn't cost an arm and a leg Yeah, and the average minority could afford one We're like right here right near your kids Joey's bar and sandwiches. Don't forget the PBJ with the cheeses That's me a dad a local dad that had to do a double take it Joe walk him by being

The P in J potato. It looks great. Oh my god. Yeah, he is so passionate. It's like he's talking about chicks Well, you're not wrong because I want you to go back when he says and one point he goes there it is Yeah, I mean this is like Puzzle yeah, I mean this is sexual This is like This is sexual you guys want to watch me touch You don't even see white American this town Bring that up Capricola sweating A little fat inside you more to death

Get the pistachio get those nuts Is that fresh bacon Like these big babies right here I already had a sandwich today. I could probably go again Also the way this is shot You could put a sex number up and it would look I could probably go again though. Also the way this is shot. Give me a second. You know what the way this is shot. You could put a sex number up and it would look like a sex number. Not seven, six. You guys, we're looking at call 1-800.

Hot sandwich. Hot sandwich. Hot sandwich. Oh, it's like when Randy calls the place in front of the fresh episode. He's really making it soon. Oh, it's like when Randy calls the place and he comes fresh up so, is we making that soon? For it. Oh, it's a good play. Play him being erotic about things.

That's not dirty. Meets around the world. Do you just have to play with this chest hair? I'm not sure. Oh, you guys party. Oh, and this sandwich can be with this sandwich. Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, meet Turkey. Turkey, meet Gaba Gold. Hey, Ham. Meet Turkey. Turkey. Meet

Gabagol. Oh, let me just my friend a little spicy member of the party here. Society. Society. Society. He's hot. Jerry. Society doesn't want Pepper Jack to party with Provo. But I want it to have. Excuse me. I'm just trying to get a sandwich for our soccer team. For our show. Hey, on. Each one's gotta be made love too.

I'm in the back, kissin' the sandwiches. I hate to watch every one of you go. Just go. It's okay, I thought you were a nice home. You fuck every one of you. I always tell myself this one's gonna be the last one I cry, but. I'm which should only ever look like this Look at the right jeans

And treat these sandwiches possess the only quality of sandwiches ever should quality ingredients deliciousness great price and METH It fills you up. And that's me, THO, and Brian. It fills you up. And what you're changing, it's impossible. And that's why I started. Purposeful stutter. Purposeful stutter, go back.

You can't get it. He goes, it's impossible. That's a reinstutter. That's a point. You got to understand. The way it works out I'm so passionate What I'm gonna say is gonna blow your mind. He says the sandwiches are the best. Yeah, he goes I We're gonna find sandwich this price such with this fill it with this fill you up in this

You don't understand it's gonna be such a incredible taste By the way is the guarantee is the garrard pillar if that's his guarantee well now he says he goes one of them's and fills it fills you up What if you're done he guarantees the sandwiches? So what if you go up there and be like I'm not full I Have that disease one. I have a different one. I have a disease where my mom has to lock my fridge Don't have nerve endings so I don't know if I'm full. I never understand the concept That's it but try finding these traits at a deli or sandwich chain anymore. It's impossible I started

Pop up sandwich shop it's the alcada sandwiches. We're gonna take the fight to the big guy It's the Alcatas sandwiches. We're gonna take the fight to the big guy. We're gonna fuck you big sandwich. Yeah, keep going. We're gonna put style sandwiches on homemade bread stuffed to the brim at a great price. Don't give me that one. Our sandwiches taste better, they feel better, they're priced better. I'm gonna tell you right now,

Subway's moms down there on the street sucking dick cause they ain't done shit with their bread in 10 years, he's calling them all out. Quiz nose, who want a bake away the taste? Cause you toast it. Yeah. Hey pot belly, go back to Chicago, you fucking dirty lake asshole.

Hey Jimmy John, yeah you're pretty good. Yeah, good bread. But besides that, you're shit. Yeah Jimmy John. Yeah, you're pretty good. Yeah, good bread besides that you're shit Yeah, Jimmy I know that it shows up in a time that makes no I like their lettuce wrap sandwiches too if you got it Do they jump? Yeah, but their sandwiches with the bread is great, but it's disturbing how fast it comes Yeah, it jumps the route to make sense Jimmy John's yeah, I just hand you the sandwich and go I was thinking about getting

Yeah, and then go but you're thinking you mean John's? Yeah. I just handed the sandwich and go, I was thinking about getting to do it. Yeah. And then you go, but you were thinking about getting tuna right? You're like, yeah. Yeah. Um, but it's been over yet, buddy. Dude, I love Joe's hit him up.

He's a dissertation. But he hasn't, this is the problem with Joe. He said the same thing again, by the way, he goes, he said again, he goes, the fullness you'll feel, the fullness you're gonna feel also in your pockets because it tastes, Jay take one class at the Deroza sandwich academy,

and you would know that. Double Dell. The film is a thing. Oh, that it out. And more than a thing, it's a feeling. Joe doesn't smile. One, he hasn't, he hasn't. Oh, he's yelling.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like angry. No, he's got sexy all you though, co-done. And maybe he's sex. Maybe he's sex. Maybe he's sex. That's a sandwich. That's a man right there making sandwiches for sure.

You don't take no shit. I'm gonna fucking tell you what's going in your fucking bread. It's been on it. We spit on every sandwich. I'm getting hard. Yeah. I'm hungry too. Don't play it.

Our sandwiches taste better. They feel better. They're priced better because they are better. I mean, you go to a sandwich shop because you want a sandwich. Not a bag salad, dumped on your bottom bread, that you got to pay $17 for. But don't take my word for it, ask some of our happy customers.

And if you still don't believe it, go to Subway, but we know where that can lead. Showy Roses, the classic sandwich shop pop-up. Only at the stand, restaurant and comedy club located in beautiful union square near To make sure at the end there he was He has to make sure at the end there that you did know that he is not Yes for the record. I am not sure he goes on before you make the joke Got you great sandwich though. Yeah, it is good. That's a two big though. It is better as the pepper They're he put a whole pack in that pack in that picture

It did their pepadoues though. So they're peppet dues. It sounds adorable. One of the best peppers. Is that like a like a Pikachu? Little tiny sweet. One of the best peppers. Why is it a good, why is it the best pepper? They're like sweet. They're so good. You know, pepper dues. I need to lose. I know pepper don'ts. You son of a bitch. I'm sorry. You put that up

there. I'm going to take it. Sometimes they fill them with like, somebody's gonna fed a cheese inside. They're bitch, what? They're so good. Wow, they're peppermint. Yeah. We're getting all erotic like Joe. I know, he got us.

What do you get to do? They're like almost spicy, but it's sweet spicy. It doesn't burn. So those are peppermint, but there's nothing in them. Yeah. So they're on top, they look like a little ball. Right. You can't bite into it, but you can.

You can. Yeah, just don't worry. Anywhere is he? Continuous. Oh, yeah. He's the doctor pepper. He's the diaddoctor pepper guy. Oh, yeah. He's the little guy. The sexy guy. From, is he really? Yeah. He's in one of American Elle, the guy that lost Kelly Clarkson.

To answer all questions. So I've any, I've any didn't want to do it first and someone goes, take the fucking money. You don't have much money he's making? No, I'm sort of saying. I've probably got a lot of money to do that campaign, but he was like, it's gonna smudge my my rise and like dude or it's done The girl you were in a teen flick with is a no-be smother now. Yeah, or he he did that too much back in the day and then now

She's a queen how dare you got us. She lost her cabin in Montana. I love Michelle branch. She's a lunatic now There's got the cost called on her husband. She beat her husband up who did Michelle branch. Which one's that her? She's everywhere to me And when I close my eyes It's like it's in the Kelly Clarkson genre. Oh, toads. I don't know her Well, no one knows her turns out none of us know where she beat her husband up Patrick Patrick carny of the black keys. She beat beat him up Yeah, he's got a hitable face though and fairness to her really does he looks like a cartoon. I do when a cave is stupid fucking face

Yeah, I mean that's a little crazy, but yeah Stay looks like somebody beat me to it though, right? But he cheated on her oh How dare you and then slapped him around and then he called the cops on her Which what a fucking place? It's a good song Not as good as Kelly talk. I bet she could nail it. I think Kelly Clarkson would nail it. You think it's in a range? This is absolutely Kelly's range. I don't know. Maybe maybe not. Oh my god

Now she's got those Poverty pipes. You know what I mean? She was already a good singer. Yep. Now she's got a lot of breath behind it. Oh, he's going to do this. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh, what was that? Dude, we should do the fish. Sorry, we're a little refined here. We should take a break, but we'll come back and do the fishing story with Bobby. Because Bobby's a fisherman. I'm an angler. No, dude, we have to go, we have to talk about what we have probably the Adriana Chetrick.

Oh, yeah. Same. Because that's gonna lead to a Zillian Good Story. Then maybe at the end, if we have time, I'll do the fishing with it. Sure. I'm gonna get high, too. Yeah.

Yeah, nice. Really? You guys would let me lose 37 years of sobriety? Oh, right. We were too high to remember. No, I wouldn't. No. I didn't know I was two when you went square We're hanging out Robert Kelly kill box available now on Louis CK dot com go buy it go buy it right now

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