The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Satellite Podcast w/Dan Soder

Episode Date: July 8, 2026

Beloved former co-host of the Bonfire Dan Soder returns to poke fun at Big Jay. It seems that Jay wrote a very lengthy message to actor Jerry O'Connell and the guys wish to read it on the air. Jay tries to delay this process with distracting videos of an unique rock band called "Wheelchair Sports Camp." Bobby inherited previous Bonfire beefs when he took the job as new co-host. Dan educates him on the show's history with both Jerry O'Connell and Corey Feldman. | Dan hasn't been around in a while, so Jay tells him the state of the business in which satellites are shot up into space and return to deliver a podcast. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Yeah, Billy Joel got real thin, dude. Yeah? Real thin. AIDS? Not AIDS. Taking the jab? I don't think AIDS made you thin.

Well, it could. I think it made you thin, but your stomach was still fat. I never saw fat AIDS people. No, they were like thin, gaunt, but then their stomachs were kind of bloated. It's the problem with it being a gay disease is you get AIDS, and then at first you just think you're becoming naturally fabulous. And then before you know it, you've had AIDS for years. Yeah. You're like, God knows I'm fabulous, so he's just making me thin.

Yes. Yes, queen. Yeah. Dude, I found the gayest guy on the internet, and I can't stop watching him. He does Word of the Day. He does Word of the Day every day. Is that a gay word? No, it's not, it's gay when he says it.

I don't know why. It's like words don't even necessarily. Fabulous? Yeah, for sure. But I'm even thinking words like pouches. Disco? Disco? Disco is a gay word.

Absolutely. You can just be like, when someone makes you happy, be like, hey, we're going to get some pizza after disco. Yeah, saying the name Susan is gay? Susan. Susan. This is my friend Susan. That's him. That's him.

I can't stop watching him. I can't stop watching him. His name's Tom Reed Wilson? Yeah, he's English. I can't think the English gays could be the gayest. That would strike me. I would sing it's the American. You have to understand.

America made gays no they didn't make gays probably I think the French the French probably made the gays but here's what Americans came up with they're the only American gays are the only gays who designed their who came up with their own like an accent doesn't exist are these are we doing gay facts is that wrong you think I know I don't know I don't know if it's a fact back but I do believe it's true like gay theory we're doing gay theory I like a gay hypothesis I like a gay theory I like that. Yeah. Gay theory is, but I do believe. They came up with an accent. Yeah, like, there's no gay.

It's a, you're gay. I think, was that an old Bill Bird joke or something you just said in the thing where it was like, no matter where you go in the country, Southern, whatever. Like, the guy who decides to be flamboyant is going to just talk like this. Yeah. Even if he's taught when he was young and he was acting like this, we talked before. He's from Mississippi. Well, they say, all of a sudden it becomes loud.

Yeah. Doctors say when gay guys go in for surgery, when they come out, in the anesthesia, they don't have the accent. Of course. It slowly comes back. So they wake up like, holy shit, where's my fucking dick? Oh, that's right. Exactly.

Where's my goddamn cock? I fell asleep by the car. Oh, that's so. Hang on a second. Nice. Pussy me. Yeah, what does that say? A mix of childhood socialization, community belonging, and strategic linguistic signaling.

That's what it is. It's learned up above. Completely learned. Absolutely, it is. Yeah, it's a fun. Let me say something. It's fun. It's funger fun.

It's one of the funest accents to do. It's why gay means happy and fun and all that shit. Let me just say this. I don't do really great accents, but that one, I fucking nail it. I don't say you fall into it. I fall into it. Don't threat me with a good time. You don't do it?

You become it? Jay, just because you put syrup on it doesn't make it a pancake. Damn, Skippy. Damn, I like that kind of talk right there. Damn, we should talk like it all the time. Is this why Fez was fun? It was fun. Is this why Fez was so fun?

Do I sound gay? Yes. But when did gay voice become? I think go back to that. I like that question. The 1920s. Oh, the dandiest of dandies. That's the, what is that?

The roaring 20s. Oh, behave. Dude, we're roaring. associated with the pansy craze. I always forget that one that the gay. You can call somebody a pansy. Pansy's a great one. I'm going to start saying that instead of the F one.

Not getting trouble. You pansy. Oh, my God. Historical slang. Yeah. Covert and coded dialects. Well, there's no covert about that. Don't let him know we're gay.

What is the origin of pansy? Well, they didn't have the F word yet. Yeah. I guess that's... Yeah, the F word. It's an actual thing. It was a period of increased LGBTQ visibility in America,

popular culture and popular culture from the late 20s until the mid-30s. That's the pansy craze. Drag queens. Drag queens. Knows as pansy performers experience a surge in underground popularity.

Yeah. That's it, dude. The fucking industrial revolution came and after that, the gays. Cars. Cars, music, gays. Yeah. If you have music and cars,

gay guys are going to start slurping each other off. Well, before then, you had to walk to it, and you can't be gay. When you drove to it, you get there quicker. Can we look up some of these stars from the pansy craze, including Carol Norman and Ray Bourbon? It sounds like the depression put an end to the pansy craze.

Yeah. It's a 19... Yeah. Yeah, being broke will really make people stop giving a shit about fucking drag shows. Yeah. That's the first thing you're cutting from your budget. Yeah.

You panzy talk. Jonathan, you have to stop going to these pansy shows. All right, I know. We got to cinch our fucking... We've got to cinch our belts for a couple months and get it together. We're going to cinch our little thin belts and little disco belts. Honey, you don't understand. I love the performances.

You're such a bitch of a wife. What's up? Oh, our guest is here? Oh, let me guess. You probably want to go... Do you want to start getting on the floor now? You want to make sure... You want to make sure.

Well, who else are going to get him? I don't know. He used to work here. You want to go do final looks on him and make sure he has nothing in his teeth and tell him he's okay? You know where he is. He can get in here himself.

He's going to walk in the studio. Why are you getting up like the fucking king is here? Studio three. Say Studio three. Sit down and say Studio three. You little fucking pansy. Studio three, come on in. Yeah.

He knows where it is. He was here for eight years, asshole. God damn, dude. He's the best. Dan Soda's coming in today. You jumped up. Yeah. Oh my God.

My friend Dan Sodor's coming in. Look at you. Friend of the show. Friend of the show. Friend of the show. I would say. Of course, you know his podcast Soter, wherever you get your podcast. He's going to be at the Comedy Vault in Batavia, Illinois this weekend.

After that, he's going to be in Stanford, Connecticut, Montserie. Albany and Moore. He's going to go, he's going to get up to that fucking French Canadian pansy craze. He's doing the club soda. He's headlining club soda. Oh yeah Isn't that ironic Don't you think

Soda at Soda Club Soter For tickets and all Other tour dates Go to Dan Soder Dot com He's gonna be joining us here in a second Look at Jacob's trying to

What are you sending hard emojis with it Just fucking send send Studio 3 That's it Why are you fucking typing a whole long thing Jesus Christ The guy said I couldn't come get you Yes

I bet he threw us out of the bus Did you throw us out of the bus? Don't think this was a me this was me guys Studio 3 come on in That's all That's it? What else did you write I don't want to

No, yet. Don't tell me yet. I want you to hear it in front of him. I want you to face it. Jesus. It's not as bad as what you wrote. It doesn't matter. Wow. Wow. You can deflect. We're here for this. You know what I say? I'm not defending myself. You're defending yourself. You're ended on quite a crescendo and we saved it for today. Is it we have to hear the guy, the gay guy. We can't just end that there. Well, we have to hear the gay guy. You're supposed to play the gay guy. This is, this is, I can't stop watching him. This is the gayest guy. You find yourself drawn to him.

A gorgeous slice of Liverpoolian slang. It is boss. You might be right. Boss, but not meaning senior employer, but brilliant, wonderful. This is maybe the most proper gay person. I still think a fucking guy who's chubby but still work. wearing a half top and has a butt plug in his ass in the middle of that parade is gay or the yes?

I look at that is this is the most gay proper human being this is the I would say the probably he's so gay he's almost angelic yes and he's beautiful like his gay transcends gay he's a work of art yeah not some fat slub wearing a fucking halo and wings and a fucking butt plug in his butt in his butt in the way of it. He's doing an Audrey Hepburn impersonation hey sods You're all bundled up. They finally got you some gear from the studio.

I saw you a couple hours ago. Dan Soda joining us on the show. They already gave all your plugs. Don't think we're short in you. Don't think you came in and we're short in you. I was just stuck on the subway for way too long. Oh, no. What happened?

I thought I was going to catch an outside hang. I was so excited to come and hang out. Yeah. I was like, oh, dude. Dude, it was killer out there. 430? We had a break dance contest. I always wanted that.

I hurt my knee, though. Bobby did hurt his knee. Did you scream my knee? And then a family of buskers came and serenaded us. Oh, my God. I was in between 34th Street and 42nd Street getting real surly. Oh, yeah, getting humid with the Hispanics. Yeah, Viva la Mexico.

They're playing tonight. Was the door opening to let you off and maybe take another train, or did you have to make the decision to stay on that train? No, we were out of nowhere in between, stuck with no service just there. And the guy kept asking for pay. Oh, that's how you knew we were. Was he singing it? I would have love that.

I would have love that. Oh, he gets on the mic. A little patience. Dan soda. Dan soda, I'm drinking slow because you're going to be there just fine. Playing solitaire on your phone. Oh, we need. Jacob's getting nervous.

Yeah, it fucking sucked. And I was, I was like getting upset as the pre-show hang dwindled to the point that I went, well, I might as well, I missed the whole show right now. I got, I got like, stop me there. What's the fun? If I can't fucking have a good smoke with my buddies before we go up. It's the whole thing. It's the whole thing. Yeah.

I really was like, well, at least you're stuck between, Steve, have no choice. Yeah. I've been stuck where the, the doors open and then other trains are coming in. And it's like, I could, I just get on that one. Can I tell you how huffy and white I got? was there was B and D trains going by And I go, that's a 6th Express train that's gone by Just to nobody

Everyone was like, okay Okay, great So I'm the crazy one Don't these tracks all intersect at some point I said it only affecting us I'm not joking I went switch over to that one Why can't we switch over to that one?

I bet it's probably has to do with the FIFA Everyone cramming out Oh yeah shit's crazy because everyone's going out there for Sweden France My three crowns are playing today. The train doesn't go. That train doesn't go out there. Yeah, you're right.

It's not because of them. It goes up to Spanish Harlem. It's because we live in fucking stupid New York and they put no money into the trains. I remember what happened to the last train that was leaving Sweden. Boy, we were a neutral country. Yeah, I know. We didn't involve ourselves.

You know what's funny? I didn't fully know, so I just threw it out there and I was like, what if it landed? And then it was like, no, I don't think Sweden really was involved in sending Jews to on trains. I go, right? It's Poland. I think it's a comedy show.

Show. Look at Bobby's eyes. I think if you look into it, sweet. Take these fucking glasses off. What, dude, I like you playing poker during a comedy show. Bobby says, I can't tell when he's joking. I go, we have on dark shades all the time. You're talking to me through a fucking heavy tint.

I don't know if you're being silly or holding pot bases. I don't know what the fuck is going on. I can't read without the glasses. He's waiting to catch it on the river. He goes, that flips coming? Jay's going to shit his pants. I found that I believe is the gayest guy in the world and I can't stop watching him.

He's, but we were gay philosophizing. Well, he's, because this, with this guy, he means the gayest, because I thought he was going to be wrong out of the gates. I was going to be happy to go. This isn't the gayest guy in the world. But when he starts talking, give him a taste for a second. Oh, I can tell you right now by how good his skin is.

He's gay as hell. Yeah, but play for what second? It is tenuously linked to boss. Crazy. No, right? Crazy. I go, that's so, if I heard even a snippet of that, I go, down a little. It's so gay, you're homophobic.

No, but it hits you in a way, though. I understand this is proper gay. This is the gayest proper gay. I'm saying a schlub wearing a fucking silver body suit with a raccoon tail butt plug up his ass in the middle of that fucking parade is gayer. That's gross gay. Can I tell you what I think is...

Stop it. That's modern gay, dude. You're looking at it wrong. What you're talking about is the guy in the parade, his gay crescendo is higher. but this guy's regular output of gay is more than that guy You think that's the only day that he has a butt plug

with a tail hanging off in his life? No, dude. He's got it set up with the Sunday through Monday like the pill case I have for my vitamins. That guy's coaching his son's literally game on weekends. That guy puts his Yankee hat cap back on. And then he goes fucks his own hands in a parade. Doubtful.

This guy is pure gay. Yes, absolutely. He's a dandy. This is, he's a dandy. He's a dandy. Jacob's dream. Listen to his voice. He contemplates, too, off to the distance.

You think Jacob doesn't want to have a snake-skin robe? The notion of being something high-ranking or worthy of high-ranking. Oh, he's British, too. Yeah. That's my favorite gay. That dandy? My favorite. It's going to take away from it.

No, it's real flying umbrella energy. Seems we've got a foggy coral on our hands. I love that Dan could do so many voices, the gay one. British gay is easy. You just go high up here and then you just give it a little bit of gay. It's very gay.

It's prince gay. They're all prince gays. Let the horses tear them apart. Who is his old painting of a guy with a mohawk, though, is fucking weird me out? It's his peepa that fought in Korea. Is that the guy who wrote the Sparingle banner? Do you have a Francis Scott

key painting above you? He does a word of the... The day, every day. This word, I didn't like that much. Boss? Most of the words are very fancy. You love this dude. I can't stop watching.

Sometimes it's made up words, like fantabulous? No, there's no, those are gay words. He uses a regular word. That's sats comethus. You need your gay thesaurus if you're going to watch this guy. Let's go over my favorite word. Pansy. It's sastastastical.

Sass Tastical. I give it five sastastastical. He goes, and it just goes, now the definition of that word is sastastastical. This is. The Left's response to the Costco guys. Sissy. Oh, man. You guys want to dig into some Tom Hardy?

Well, real quick. Speaking of cissies. Tom Hardy put out a rap out. I don't think he's a sissy for one second. Hang on one second now. Tom Hardy rules, but he's going through something. Hang on real quick. Also, you might not want to lose Dan before he has tentacle festival.

You came in. Where they have little handicapped people in wheelchairs, play instruments and sing with wigs on. There's the problem with Dan. You can really sidetrack. Dan with things. Dan, you know why you're here today. You know why you're here today. Bobby, for one second.

Look at me, Dan. Can you give me a second, Bobby? I understand. I'll give you one second, dude. We got all the time in the world. You can get into this. No, but this is. I know. Let me have a little treat roll.

This is what he does. He stalls. No, no, hold on. Hang on, but let me just say, we don't have to even show anything yet. We don't have to play a video yet. But could we just show? This came across my algorithm somehow.

And it's some kind of a little like half person with a wig on playing an instrument on stage and something that's called the tentacle festival. Now, Jay, before we see this video, just know already in my mind, I'm thinking of my next special with an orchestra of these things. Yes!

Playing me out. Absolutely. And probably the... Oh, he! A little terrified? Absolutely. And the conductor's going to be looking the wrong direction.

I need a very, like, sickly, almost dead-looking conductor. You might want this thing here. It's just in some sort of a wheel, a wheel height chair. It's like a... It's like on a... Yeah.

Here. This is the part of the apocalypse that I'm happy we've gotten to. Now, I forgot, I've, from my, I only watched this once. I didn't even watch it. I just saw this video. And I was so taken by whatever's happening in front of that fucking little computer, that little person in front of that little computer with the little wig and the little stuff. Craying.

That I forgot about the guy coming out in Nazi ball bag only covering underwear outfit. Oh, yeah. Look at him. Let's watch it. Let's give it a taste. This is some David Lynch shit. It's a band. I guess Jello Biafra is a guest on the stage.

I don't know if it's the, I don't know if it's the little Quato thing. That thing's bringing air to Mars. Am I crazy or does she have regular size legs? She? If anything should be called a they, them, it's that. Dude. I'll tell you right now what that is. That is a backpack companion.

I'm pretty sure. It's got the face of a toddler and the arm. arms of a 25 year old athlete. Why are the arms like a man's arm? Because the way it can move. The only part of her body of the smell is her head and her torso. Uh-uh. There's full legs there?

Shut up, dude. They're not full legs, but they're not legs that match the torso. That'd be great, dude. She had fucking fray-your-sized legs and just a miniature body into it. Does that exist? Yeah. She's a daddy long leg. Also,

peep the drummer. Pete me in a different universe If the things didn't go, oh, this is me Just drumming That's just mad, he needed a gig Yeah, he could just keep rhythm Can we look into what this is about And what this is going on here?

Look at the size of her fucking Her legs are the regular size legs Look at her hands and arms She's got guns No, her legs are Her legs are tiny Those are tiny Look at the size of that shit

I'll tell you what you're going to be full She's wearing regular tube socks I'm telling you, I could tell by the pressure, the weight she's putting down on those legs, that you think it's necessary wheelchair for life, and I'll tell you, this thing might jump out and start coming at you, you're going to fucking lose it. Bobby, you're going to fucking jump over a chair. I'll tell you're going to react to an Evil Dead movie. 4-640, flat.

That girl can get off the line. But she has to use all of it. For alignment, that's a great speed. But it sounds like when you have a squirrel in your attic. Also, when they diagnose that when she's born, they should instruct her she can only speak at riddles because of that high voice and she's like, over the bridge

but through. She'll never walk, she'll never talk normally, she'll never be able to live on her own. But she will rock. She also knows rock. Knows the location of 27 different treasures. Off the top of her head?

Like a GPS. And if you rub her head, it's good luck. She's like a truffle pig. to lead you to diamonds. And over that stream. Do we have any information on who this is? I know it's in San Francisco, and if you want to

pull up these bands Voodoo 5, Vic Bondi. Well, I think the first name is Wheelchair Sports Camp, I think, is one of the names of the band. Now, they've just started incorporating their disabilities into the thing. Is that right? Yeah. That's his name?

What the fuck? What are you an old fan of theirs? Why are you reacting like this? Yeah, what the fuck is that? Oh, you came along during the second album. I feel Jay's No, go ahead. No, what are you? I want to know why you were sticking up for this band.

Is that right? Is that so? I don't know if he means that he's interested or he's trying to deflect longer about Oh, why I'm here to talk. By the way, I do want to see this so bad. I forgot I was deflecting the start. Yeah, we are. I'm like, now I want to see the thing. This is what he's doing. But, all right, we get, you know what?

We tickle our tits. We don't need to see any more of that, I guess, right? No, I do. I do. You look fantastic. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, sorry. You got all your compliments last night when we had to do Lewis's overnight podcasting to make them more money.

Yeah, yeah. Well, don't worry. Donkeys! Donkeys! Get in the barn! That's time to E-A for my money. Well, I knew that. Tells me, I don't want to do the show.

Meanwhile, he's just talking about how he put his sauna in his house. I'm like, go fucking... And he patted foxes and petted foxes. Fucking, new plus the worst. He's doing exotic zoos. Relax. You can use. his very expensive sauna

while he's on vacation again. But I said you look great. In this light, I haven't sat across from you like this and you look. You're not even there anymore. Wayfish. Oh, let me move the microphone. There you are, Jason.

You do look thin. No. And you're wearing a T-shirt, a black T-shirt. I know. The hoodie, you can't see it. But when you wear just a T-shirt, nice. You can see that I'm fucking shredded up.

I'll tell you what right now. I'll play basketball against you again right now. You've lost your shack down, back down power. Yeah, I just want to get a nugget under there, dude. Oh my God. Is it yelling at me still framed? Can you guys hear that? Can you please tell me it's not two of them?

There's not like a lady had two of these and kept both? No, that's trick photography. Okay. Because if you had a choice between, just kill one. By the way, I would like the hardest way to raise two kids. We'll eventually put this out. But this is what we're seeing here is two for, well, it's a split image It's the same image of both times

Where it's a very, very handicapped person in a chair She shreds, for sure she shreds. It's a forever real chair. She rocks so hard, she broke her. She'll stop it. She's definitely, she fucking shreds, she's done up, she's making a terrible face. It's not her fault, that's God's fault, but.

It's crazy that on the way out God goes, what about a sourpuss face? Yeah, yeah, yeah. How about someone who's always looking? She's like fucking screaming, kill me. Yeah. But it's got two of the same pictures split across the screen.

Like one of my old favorite games, what's wrong with this picture? You have to, like, see one. You have photo hunt. But this one, there's only one answer. It's a circle around the entire thing. You just hit it and it's yellow around the area. Oh, you got it. It wasn't the missile in the back.

That game was the best. It was like... Erotic photo hunt. That's the only one I did. By the way, erotic photo hunt. It's like, oh, first thing you look for always, for me, bush or no bush. It's going to be the thing. It's going to be one of the things.

Bush or no bush, missing a nipple. I will tell you, I would. give partial credit to erotic photo hunt for keeping me in comedy. Oh, yeah. Because when I'd go to laughs and I'd do the open mic, there was an erotic photo hunt, and I'd just drink fat-dired beers and play a photo photo. Me and Kurt Metzger. They went to go up.

Me and Kurt Metzger, 19 years old, would sit there because I'd have a beer. I was trying to teach myself to like a beer because I thought it was so gross. Yeah. And we would sit there with quarters, and we would play a rough fight. And I think we were both. I think we were both playing. I didn't smoke yet. Where are you talking about?

The Laugh House in Philly, where we started, the Black Comedy Club. We would sit there two white guys, creeping out hard, because we kept acting like, isn't it fucking hilarious that we were doing this? Then we also, we realized we did for a long time that no one ever questioned. We thought it was also funny. When you picked erotic photo hunt, it said babes or hunks. Yeah. So for the jokes, sometimes we were just do hunks, and then I didn't realize there was a lot of comedians,

like black comedians in a black comedy club going like, what the fuck is happening here? I'm surprised they didn't send the machine away when they found that it was possible to just stare at white boy dicks wearing firefighter gear all day a guy with a gel wave in his hair holding his fucking pud we had the highest score all of it god fucking christ

oh she could just be in the middle of a really cool word yeah maybe that's not her face maybe or maybe you think she screamed so loud she's split into two people that's crazy oh I think she's doing like a Cartman voice I think that's her voice

I think Cartman got the voice from these people But they had her in a South Park thing. I think they're acknowledging that. Yeah, they have a good sense of humor. Yeah, have to. Yeah, she gets it for sure. She has to. She got it.

I mean, the name of the band is Wheelcher Sports Camp. You know what? I'll say she either gets it fully or doesn't get it at all. She's trying to either way she's fine. She's happy. Can I ask why their hands are the same size as regular people hands? Bobby. That's exactly the thing I've been saying.

This is the same lady. This is the same girl. This is the same girl with something. No, it's I'm saying. Her arms. Dude, she has the arms and hands of someone who's been surviving post-apocalyptic. Do you wonder if she just grabs you if it feels like animal strength? I promise you she can pull you into her.

You'd have to go for the idea of pull back and take the entire body out of the chair. Her bringing you close and be like, do you think I'm fucking around when I tell you? When I say play hard, play hard. And then her tongue just comes out and it's really long and licks your whole face. did I futter I fed her I fed eat if

I'm here to fucking rock and roll and I'm done rocking and I'm frisian rock and rock and I'm fris and rockin'roll I'd get a shirt I'd get a shirt Nazis fuck off no it says Nazi it says Nazi musks I'm not gonna get that

and Nazi Trump's fuck off yeah we can't get that you're friends with a lot of Nazis that are used walking around like hey Bobby if what's up with the shirt I noticed that our last Nazi hang You were wearing a Nazi's fuck-off shirt I would wear Is that something you want to talk about?

I would wear these shirts But I would say I just don't wear the word Nazi The fuck-off part I'm okay with Oh yeah dude you look punk rock No no no I like the Nazi trumps and stuff But when they go They go dude what the fuck is that I go

Oh that's not a stance it's a retarded band I love Yeah You just show a picture like a child you sponsor Yeah he goes no no no this is the merch for this lady's got I guess some sort of feeding device you're gonna get angry at her for being angry I'm sorry that she's mad

I'm not mad I help her pay for the thing that goes and the gel is fed to her I pay for the thing she sleeps in at night all of her albums I'm the one that's on the bill for her fucking womb her robot womb All of our albums and the thank yous have like the guy

It's like names you're like you look it up It's the guy who invented like the lift The van lift Or the guy who invented the thing that lowers you into a pool Thank you so much to Clyde Storgenson The creator of the Iron Lung Without you I wouldn't be living Now

Now it's Jello Biafra who's back in the band After a long That bio is cruel That's a long bio That is a fuck out of here That's crazy. That's crazy. What's her thing?

Guys, listen, we can probably go down this rabbit hole all day. And that's what he wants. Why don't we take a commercial break? No. Do we have any ads? No, not today. How many is Nicky Glegerald? We don't take a commercial.

We have a commercial break in a half hour. She took the ads with her. She goes by everybody. No, they don't advertise it. Seriously anymore, they said. That's what these guys tell me every day. That's what and all that. They said they actually stopped.

Buddy commercials went wayside. They said they don't do commercials. Everyone is. Dude, I went to this thing. Sirius XM sent Katie to France. Oh, you know, it's a podcast company now. For advertising. Yeah, dude, we're up here in the closet

that used to be a fucking radio station. It's crazy. But I had a, we went to dinner and was with people from Sirius. And I was like, just trying to be the plus one. And this guy kept being. like, so what do you do? And I was like, I work in comedy. He had you stand up and he was like, oh, that's great.

And like later in the dinner, he's like, you know, it's Sirius XM? And he kept talking about it. I was like, does it anything? And then finally I was like, yeah, I had a show there. I was on a show there for a year. And he goes, oh, and then just didn't even give me what I wanted where I was like, I blew up. I shouldn't have blown up.

I should have just sat here and took it. It's so funny that it is. It's a satellite radio company, and now their bread and butter is a broadcast that doesn't require satellites anymore. Yeah. By the way, the reason no one knew... They no longer requires satellites.

It's their whole thing that they launch more satellites. The reason no one knew is they were all... They were like, oh, we used to work at Pandora, and now we work at Sirius X-7, and I was like, oh, you guys are you guys... What do you guys? Because what's that satellite doing?

He goes, what does that satellite do? He goes, well, let's the radio let people know that they can go on the app and find the podcast network. Then they can watch a Zoom of two of their favorite people. Another satellite. Can you still go into the part of the building that's Howard Stearns? No.

Well, every time we're like, why don't we have ad reads? They go, like, the podcast is doing great. It's very, very strange. It's doing well. I didn't think they know the internet was going to be such a big thing. That's crazy. Someone in the boardroom went, no, that's not going to go. I think San Juan was.

You're going to keep that dish on your house. Yeah. They were really sure they were like, guys, this fad called fiber optics, get out of here that bullshit. You know what I also? The information highway? Nobody's... The information's out there, man.

It's out there. Nobody's going to be using these phone things. Oh my God. A radio on your phone? Get your head out of your ass. Number two? Trust me, Howard putting no one over is going to do nothing but help the company. I say, when someone goes, I have a very popular podcast.

I go, does it, is it so popular that it hits space before it hits your fucking ears? Because my show has to hit space before it gets to you. We're going international space station. They check it. Fucking thing's been filtered through space. And then they send it back down to Earth. Hang on. Sebastian Manuscalco just got a station.

Now you're telling me, I'm up in the stars. You're shooting my thing. I thought it was higher than I could go. Why would I go to space when I'm already big here? You're going to go. The signal goes to the satellite. The satellite sends it down the earth. You get it on your thing.

It comes in your car. And it sends back here. They do the show It goes out the spook It goes on And on For what For what?

For what? So you could turn your dial Don't forget the kick at the end Hague hand Dude I'm fucking I'm ready to fucking start hanging out With this little pile of putting

In a wheelchair Because look now there's nose rings There's cool outfits involved Dude Why isn't she at Skagfest They It Whoa bro

Not the IT Is that too far? That's their N-word. It is their end. Can you call them it. Why don't you book them at Skagfest? Real quick, though, before we say more nice things, she doesn't remind me of those things you used to,

those spiders you throw against the wall and they'd crawl down. Oh, wacky wall walker. For sure, yeah. It definitely looks like a wacky walk. It looks like if you fell in, if you fell asleep on her body, when you wake up, it would be like the shape of your head in your body. Silly buddy?

I feel like I'm talking on the phone throwing her against the C. Oh, yeah, but I feel like if I was going to bounce her, this is what David Tell is going to turn into. Absolutely, dude. I'm three steps away. Booghally, my legs don't work. Booghly, my hands are big. Is this her talking?

I think, by the way, I think this could be a friend of the show, and I would like her to be. I hope she talks just like that gay English. guy. I hope it's a girl. It's a girl. You know, it's funny. Pause it. Pause it for a second when we heard that high pitch. We both went, oh, it's a girl.

And then we all looked again and went, that voice doesn't mean it's a girl. All kinds of things are going to be different on this. That voice is gender fluid. Yes. Yes. When you're this, Vern Troyer was a boy. Same voice. That's the same thing, right?

That's why him on that reality show, peeing, standing up was a shocker. No, the best was the fucking him having Vern Troier having like a fucking jizz dream when he was drunk. Oh, yeah. You don't remember that? I forgot.

That was a surreal life. You understand what he's doing. No, I'm not. It's already... Streaming consciousness. It's already 35 minutes in. However, do you understand what he's doing, Dan? Look, I know you guys have a thing

and you're connected and fucking, I mean, Jacob is in his fucking glory. We're all enjoying this. In my mind, Jacob goes home tonight and listens to Freebird and jumps off his roof. Listen, I'm just saying. I'm a golden guy. Dan, he's doing it. That's why I wanted one more person here to focus you up because you two together, the thing just goes back, right?

I also might be leading him into a trap because we're talking about surreal life. What level of celebrity is that? Probably when we're going to get to. In around 30 minutes. Verne-choire, we could worry for a hard. Did you see what he just did? fucking hit it. He's good.

He's good. Fertr and Troy are drunk passed out. Show that and then we'll move on. He goes, because that could lead to a new drop. We haven't even heard what this thing says. Well, we'll come back. We'll come back to it.

We'll come back after it. After we're done with you, we'll come back. Because. Here it is. Okay. Byrne Troyer. Oh, no.

It's what he's asleep. He's drunk of sleep. Mm-hmm. Oh my God. Shut out, Minnie me. He's dead. dead, right? Yeah, he died. Is there a lifespan on those things? Like, shit's...

Well, there's people. Yeah, we fired up to the fucking space like a satellite. That's who's actually up there? It's just a bunch of... Vern! Yeah! I'm coming back! One small step! Oh, man! One gigantic step for me!

Because when I stepped into your shoes when you were like, I got to go do my thing, I kind of inherited some things from the show. Yeah, the felt The fell dog beef. Fell dog thing was kind of, you know, I was brought into that world. That's gang affiliated.

Yeah, you got to. That's fucking gang affiliated. We've been, we've been going against fell dog since the jump. But then there was another one. Are you doing it? I didn't know about it. Yeah, you're doing it.

Yeah. The, uh, Jerry. I would say there is no, I would say there is no beef with Jerry O'Connell. Obviously, we're fellow castmates on the show Billions. We already. And what?

I would say, we jumped to this already. Yeah, we did. We jump to it. And I would say, because of Jerry O'Connell, we have Nikki Dinky to celebrate. We have Nikki Dinky to celebrate with. I'm a wonderful celebrity chef. I described on the show that we didn't have a beef with Jerry O'Connell.

I go, if I was going to be friends with Jerry O'Connell, that would be under the stipulation, I guess, that he's going to, we agree to disagree. But I assume the person that I think Jerry O'Connell is, and I mean this. I think he would laugh and have fun at the idea that we were like, hey, remember that little like three, four year period where you lived as a sassy black woman? Yes, I absolutely think he would agree. There's YouTube compilations of it. I would also say he's a good sport

because he's great when he goes on part in my take. He's an awesome guest on that. Huge Knicks fan. But originally you guys saw him do... Well, no, play the drop. Whoa! That's originally you guys heard that. No one's coming back from now.

We saw it. We saw it. We saw it. So, I'll explain the lore of it. Yeah, give us a little context. A little context music if you could, Lou. So Big Jay is a giant Wendy Williams fan. Would watch it, got a little mug with the ice in it.

He knew all the dish. She'd come out firing all the time. I had a fan that said, how you do it and the fan. How you do it? He loves black culture. Revolutionized. Revolutionary. Black people rule.

Yeah, black people rule. We all know that. And he was... Well, you know it now that I've spread the word. Yeah, he was the one of the one. on the mountain top. So Jay, huge Wendy Williams fan.

I would go over his house. We'd watch it all the time. She would just come out and say the craziest shit possible. I wish Wendy Williams was back and still with the show because now it's the baddies. Well, no, now it's, oh yeah, he loves Baddies.

No, Bobby. Now, Baddies is great. Yeah. I actually did watch Baddies with Jay at his house and it was awesome. So I can agree. But Wendy Williams, some stuff started going on and she had to step away from the show.

So she had guest hosts for the Wendy Williams show, and Jerry O'Connell stepped in and guest hosted it. What I will give him credit for, he went Paul's Out. He jumped in. He said, I'm not even slowing down a little bit. He was coming in with the music. He came in and he said, I'm going to be a boy, Wendy Williams. I'm going to be a boy, Wendy Williams, and boy did he do that.

It's an impression because you hear the things. He goes, and he'd be like, and T.I. and T. you're fighting out publicly. What do you want? He'd be like, he goes, he goes, oh, T.I. You got a good woman. You got to take care of a good woman.

Am I right, ladies? And they'd be like, yeah. And then he would get up and, like, fucking dance. And remember, this is, this is pre-COVID when the entertainment industry was still an industry. So you could do your little humiliation rituals, and they would reward you with, like, rolls and stuff. So Jerry's out here.

So he went full? Full. But that's the respect. I have for Jerry O'Connell is he fully committed to it. He fucking went in it. Now. Well, wait, can I say, when I said the other day when we were talking about this, I said the thing I go, what I'd love for Jerry O'Connell

to do would be to come in here because we could have Nicky-Dinky come in. And let's have a fucking mm-off. Oh, my God. Do you think I don't want a sassy black woman with him? No, no, you're going too far. Am I? Hold on. You go into the end. You're going to the end. See, look at this. Look at this. Look at this.

I get it. Look at this. By the way. I mean, Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What, oh, God, so he's just being a, he's just being Wendy Williams. Just jump ahead anywhere. Look at the colors. I mean, bright colors.

He's dressed like the audience. Jump ahead to anywhere. How you, see, and he hit with it how you do it. Oh, there it is. By the way, it's almost like his T.I. behind him. Back up. I'm telling you, the world before COVID was a different place. Yeah, that's not.

He would be canceled for this now. I don't even know what it would be. I don't even think people would go cancel. The cancel is not. even a thing anymore. People just go like this. De O'Humi will tell you this is racist. This is racist. This, 2006, this is racist. Damn. This is racist.

I don't know if you notice he wears a Django hat. It takes a lot of pictures like this. I live out in the wilderness now. I don't hear from it. Oh, dude. Somebody takes pictures like this also. I do remember when he caught the vapors from COVID and collapsed and then I couldn't work at Zanis for three months. It was one of the only

weekends I had on the books and D.L. was like, the spirit got me. COVID, that's the government telling you lies. They were like, hey, the club's not open. Yeah, it goes, D.L. He'll, he breathed on everything. He co-hears. He reckoned Rudy Gaubert the joint. He was like, hey, COVID's not real.

You know what? Bernie Mac never tipped. He's fucking... Focus. Yeah. So, Jerry O'Connell, guest host Wendy Williams, and we make fun of them because it's so ridiculous that we're like... But in a fun way.

Absolutely in a fun way. He should be made fun of it for doing this. This is not him. Yes. It felt, we knew what he was doing, but it felt like, come on, man, you're from Sliders. You're from fucking Sliders. You were in Jerry McBarr. I loved Sliders.

I loved it. I watched YouTube videos about it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Now, I'm going to tell you why I'm here. I see Bobby at the cellar last night. Wait. Oh, wait. He has to tell you from the get-go from Sam Roberts.

Well, here's the thing. Sam Roberts is very close friends with Jerry, and he had him on the show, and apparently he came on the show. And out of the gate, he said, I have a little problem with the bonfire. I guess they don't like me or they're mad at me. He said, read something on Reddit, where, you know, they're making fun of me or whatever. And then he said... Oh, here it is.

He's being poisoned. He's being poisoned by Corey Feldman. He's... Dude, I've got a theory on it. Here's a thing, though. He went to, he's at the doing the thing with Corey at the theater, and he was out front, and there was a whole gang of, what do they call it again? The Juggalo's.

And they were like, they mentioned the bonfire, and he went back. And he said, hey, Corey, you have, you have juggalo fans. Did you know that? And Corey went, the bonfire. Wait a second. Hang on a second. When you told that story the first time, you said, because I think that's another thing showing, like how much were we gotten to his head for something that's not even to do with us.

He's done a bunch of things with the insane clown posse. But he said, he does say that the juggalo said we're here from the bonfire. No, he didn't say that. I'm sorry. He didn't say that. That's almost my point about it. He said that Corey Thumbon goes, that's because of the bonfire. I'm sorry, I misspoke.

It's not because Cory Fulham's done things with the insane clown posse, laugh at him like we do. But he is, he associates, he was like, the bonfire. And he goes, they're after me. I don't know why. They just attack me all the time. So he... And then he went in and found out that you guys said stuff about him.

So it's like, what the fuck? I never did anything to you. So then we go to with Jay's like, this is ridiculous. I love Jerry. I would never do that. I love him on the show. I think I love Corey Feldman.

Of course you do. We've been trying. We've been trying for over 10 years now to talk to Corey Feldman to tell him, we love what you're doing if you realize what you're doing. I can't. But you can't. There's no breaking through. He thinks.

He's got a new song. Oh, man. Does he? We have comedian friends that we could actually say the same thing to, by the way. It's called What Am I? It's called What I? We have guys we know and hang out with him. Dude, we love you.

Just admit what you're doing. If you admit what you're doing, then we can all be friends again. I'll start answering your texts. His new song's called One of My Here. His new song's called What Am I Here for? Well, I'll tell you what, it's not to make fun of yourself. No. You saw the characters one, right, where it's the AI video and the Beatles song?

We watched it out of your house. The Beatles song. It was brutal. That was when we got so high. We were watching the Corey movie, and Katie's not really up to date on the Corey saga. It's hard to catch up to you, too. Yeah, well, it was during the rape part

where Corey Feldman was explicitly detailing the rape of Corey Hame. Corey Hame, not his own. He was in depth. It's in the documentary. It didn't happen to him. Yeah, what didn't happen to him? I knew he didn't have one. He said he had lard.

No Hollywood star has a can of lard. Yeah. talking about you just get lube yeah let's go with an alternative this is in a i saw this online i mean we were a turkish prison yeah but we were at jays and uh we were smoking a joint eating bagels i mean christine put out what a spread she does put out a good spread and you ever been to vases not a good spread we were we were smoking weed and then it was this moment where corey feldman was just in depth like and then corey hame was pummeled by being fucked and Katie goes, I gotta take a break.

She got too high. She was like, I have to sit on the ground. This is too much. We were laughing. Yeah, and we were laughing about it. It was like hellish for her. She was like, what's going on? I was like, I'm a horrible.

But we were laughing at the fact. A boy's nightmare. A boy's nightmare. And we were laughing at the fact that Cory Feldman is just never talking about himself, always putting it on a game. So we could have like a Frost v. Nicarious. with Cory Feldman, an argument about what he does.

It's clear we'll never going to be friends, but we've tried to patch it up. But JOC, there's been nothing but love for JOC. We've just ribbed him a little bit. But love from day one, end of story, period, point blank. I bet if you go back and listen to him when we made fun of him, I bet old corporate Dan was a little intimidated to, because I knew I'd probably be seeing him. You did, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, Jay said the same thing.

You were a little soft on me. I love him and all that. I just didn't realize how much Jay loved him. But the thing is I respect the guy's work And I think he's a very funny guy And I hear of the story Point period, end the story

Well, it wasn't that quick But uh Story, that's it dude We said we put it out there Let it be known We have no problem with Jerry O'Connell I said to Jay Go see if he's following you

On Instagram And he went and he wasn't So I said you follow him He'll follow you back You're telling him wrong I guarantee You said message him Right now he follows you

I'm speeding it up I said well That's not how stories work. Well, stories work that way. They're called... Bobby... I'm being concise. Bobby said...

I see how he's doing it. He's slowing it down. That's not what Jim wants. He's slowing it down. He's slowing it down. No, no, no. Oh, bringing in Big Jim. He's bringing in Big Jim.

Here's a thing. Here's a thing. I said, whatever. Okay, so I said, message him. He said, no. He said, message him. I go, I'm not going to message me. I go, plus he won't even see it if he doesn't follow me.

But I said, follow him, and he'll follow you back. Well, I went and checked if he followed me. Slow it down. Does that answer? I went and checked and he followed me. When you see the button and it just says if you're following them and then you click on who they're following and you don't come up first,

you go, he wasn't following me. Well, I can see the respect isn't a two-way straight with you. Did you know Jay's not following me? What? That's not true. You don't even know it.

How dare you? No, I do know. I see your things. We talk about them on the show. I was just checking. I, uh... There's a couple friends of ours that don't follow me I'm like, really?

Yeah, where I'm like, that hurts. But I'll let it go. So you check if JOC's following you. He's not. He's not following you. So Bobby then goes, well, at least follow him. And I went, okay, on the phone. So I just clicked follow.

I did say, if you follow him, I guarantee he'll see that you follow and that will come up. Because he, in my brain, this is a guy who looks at his Instagram and social media a lot. If he found out about this. I never look who follows me ever. He's on his phone checking his social. If also. Once they took away celebrities, you could check if they followed you, I stopped giving a shit altogether.

So he's going to see that blue check, Mark, C, S.J., and he's going to follow him back. Yeah. So then... Is that what happened? Well, I'm going to let Jay take over from him, because then Jay called me on, I believe, Thursday. This is last Thursday?

Thursday, he called me, goes, what did you say? I have a gift for you. I have a present for you. And I was like, oh, that's nice. What is it? And then he goes, I'm going to text it to you right now. I said I did it again.

Uh-oh, you boom-boomed in your pants? I did it again. And Bobby's like, what'd you do? I go, I did it. I did the thing where a celebrity, there was like a window right there of a celebrity of me on the, maybe on the precipice of becoming family, for all I know. La Familia. Maybe.

La Costa Nostra. Drinking coronas. It's all about family. Racing fast. Just lifting around, having a great time, talking sliders. Living our life a quarter mile at a time. Yeah. So, you know, maybe this was going to happen.

So I come home late that night and then... J.O.C. is there? No, no, no. I come home late that night and I go outside, smoke a cigarette, and I look at my phone and I see, oh, Jerry O'Connell has not only, I guess, followed me back, I guess. But more, he messaged me. Yeah. Out of the blue. Our first message... You see the inbox. You see JOC.

Yeah. See JOC. Are you nervous? Are you nervous at that point? No? Because you know... And also what he wrote was... Extremely... So I wasn't at nervous because very quickly, it was like...

It seemed like it was happy right away. He writes... Can I read it? What he writes? Yeah. Go ahead. I think somebody else should read it. Why?

Have Jacob read it. Have Jacob read it. Maybe Jacob's a funny one to read it. Have Jacob read it. Okay. Jacob. You've always wanted to be Jerry O'Connell. No, you are.

I need you to read this like you're six foot two. And Pipe and Rebecca Romanians. and also piping them Rebecca Romaine. Just make it six even. We don't want you to stretch too long. Ha, ha, Big J. My Sam Roberts interviewer, you did great at the roast.

Now, do that again. Give me one more take, because I liked it. I liked how you started. Stretched out, though. Say, like, maybe there's a little something into it. Get into that mic a little bit. Oh, my God, she's so fucking. Get into that.

The guy that got her. The guy that got her. He's married to Mystique. Yeah, you're pounding her out. Get that confidence. Get into that. that mic jake get that confidence that you can go on wendy williams and knack black tall are you buying you're buying large shirts ha ha big jay my sam roberts interview air you did great on at the

roast we can do one more take you can clear that out it was too much i played up i liked how it started though jake can i just suggest something can you stand up stand up so you feel a little tall yeah stand up you're sitting down and sucking your energy out yeah excellent i sit down i think it's the glasses that stand the end of the chair so you are called no no no no He was talking about my glasses. With your weight loss. Take off your boyfriend's jacket. You look incredibly like a retired ex-game athlete.

At this boy. What guys? If I told you you were a motorcross legend. It would have seen. He looked like you wear fox racing gear a lot. That was just a commentator. Yeah. Because Mike goes, that's a pretty gnar-n-r-n-r-jump right there coming off turn six.

That's Jay Dirt Pyle Oakerson. Holy shit, that's him dressed as mystique. I'm going to throw out. What? What? Oh, God. Oh, he doesn't have a ding-ding. Guys, this is good. Come on, he's fun.

Go back. He's got no ding-ding. He's got a strap to his stomach. All right, back to it. You're gonna make this black woman angry? Jacob, let's go. Jacob, one more time. Come on.

That was all of it, huh? That's the whole text. Ha, ha, big J. My Sam Roberts interview air? You did great at the roast. Great. That's great. Awesome. What a great message.

That's great message to get from Jerry O'Connell. So you got that message and then what? What happened, Jay? What'd you do? Well, I came home and I saw that that message came in about 9 p.m. Sure. What time are we talking about? Did I see this? Yeah. I see it at 1 a.m. Let's call it 106. 106. And you're by yourself outside?

By myself outside. Beautiful backyard. Smoking. Dark. Excited to come over on Friday. Dark. Was it a little lonely? That's fine. You probably got the TV going? No. No, just out there smoking by yourself?

Just cigarette. Just getting a cigarette. Any emotions going on? I look at my phone. I play a game in my phone or whatever, check YouTube or whatever. Let me ask you question. When you saw that text, when you saw the DM come in,

did a little crease turn up on the corners of your mouth? Little smile? No, no, I don't think so. I just thought Oh That's really cool From him to say

So it's like okay So the window is open He doesn't have a weird thing And he like wants us It seems like he wants us to be friendly Yeah So he's great on the rose That's so nice

And then I did it again Now any of you For me A little context for myself I've been away Attending to my affairs Sure No I know

You have to put your house in order What is What is What was the first one? Oh, no, you were around for the first one. My love letter to dice, Clay, that I wrote one time, I was fucking, I was fucking stoned off my... You don't remember this? This was definitely doing the show.

I lived in the East Village, and one night I was home, and I was looking at dice stuff, and I just decided to write them a thing that had started off with things like, you and I basically should work together. Ask Jim Norton who I am. and blah blah Why did I block this out to save our friendship? Maybe This is like one of those things

Where they don't realize Your mom's a serial killer You know what? I hid the evidence for myself mentally This is for sure right on air Yeah And I was like We were getting real high back in the day

I don't fucking I don't fucking remember this bitch at all I laid it out It was so long And it was You were going through cellar wrecks I think when I tell you this. I think when I tell you this.

Is that what he asked you? Oh. I think when I tell you how this ends, I think you will remember. And it's probably why it didn't resonate and sticks so long. Because what happened was, if you recall, when I sent it, I got a message back the next day. And it was not him. It was whoever does a social media goes like, hey, I usually don't do this, but I just want to let you know. This, this, dice doesn't see these.

He goes, but it was such a heartfelt, sweet thing that I really wanted to say. It's like, if you want to send it to him, like, you can email his fan page. you were never and then I went and then I was like oh no I'm sorry just burn it you got fucking burn the social media burn the social media down dude you got the wizard of Oz to come around from the curtain well can I hey hey hey you seem like a nice boy that message that what what it has to exist still no I know dice probably has it there goes I read it as an affirmation that you're fucking gay

Suck big. Was that a drop? But hold on. I haven't had one of those in a while. Where I think he actually did the thing in the room when it was a drop. This is Jacob's hatred of Italians. But a bing! You put two in the back of their brain.

You make the sandwich. What a fantastic drop. What a fantastic drop. Wait, play the Asian one. Black guy bullshit. I make peepee on the street. Black guy bullshit What's the shit one?

He hates Asians too What's the one of no shit? Fucking guy Make me food Black guy no good Black guy no good Say it again Black guy no good

Oh my god That fucking hurts my chest Oh my God It hurts my chest And then our newest Our newest one we get to use in fun ways If my face is fucking cramping up If you got the fell dog

when you simply ask the question, who's the cheeryest boy in the room? First one. Oops. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bump you. Always out of his tits. I think this is. Who really wants to be loved by famous people?

Bum, bum, bum, bump, you. Who would dump all his comedian friends for Jerry O'Connell? Bum, bum, bum, bump you. I, so, so he sends you a nice message. Can I just say something? I'm going to, this is so. It was a little short for my taste, but it was nice. It was a nice short man.

I'm going to show you, because this is, you can get the just of this. This is what she said to me last night. Here's the problem, guys. God damn it, we hit it. We have to take a break legally at the hour mark. Okay. So we'll take a break. Let me just show, because I don't need to, we're not going to go through what he said,

but visually you can see what we're about to do. So there's Jerry's, right? So you can see that. And that's what Jay wrote. I mean, it's, honestly, I can tell you right now, for those of you at home that can't see it, it is a multiple of what Jay wrote. I would probably say times four, times five times.

It's seven, ten. It's yours. It's times ten. Let me see it. It's two lines versus 20 lines. I count it. You counted it. 140 words.

240-something. 140-some word. But you know what? That's the Jay-Okerson way of life. Celebrity gives you two lines. you give him 20. I'll tell you to Dan Soderway Life. Comedy,

Comedy Vault and Batavia, Illinois, in fact. That is this, no. July 9th through the 11th. After that, he's going to be in Stanford, Connecticut, Montreal, Canada, Albany, and Baltimore, and so much more for tickets. And all the tour dates go to DanSoter.com, and of course, listen to Soter.

Whenever. Wherever you listen to your podcast. YouTube.com slash that Dan Soder. What? Listen to his podcast, where he's by himself. Let me get a plug in. Big Jay is going to be at the Comedy Zone. Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, July 10th through the 12th, after that, Winnipeg for the Great Outdoors Festival.

He's going to be Richmond and Long Island for tickets and other tour dates. Big J.com. Robert Kelly going to be at the Comedy Mothership in Austin this weekend, Thursday through Saturday. That's the third through the fifth. With his family. That's awesome. He went, that's awesome. He went, I love it.

Portsmouth, New Hampshire, July 25th, and then you can catch him in Saratoga Springs, September 11th and 12th. Why, you love it someone. Would you get a rob his house while he's gone? I go, I'm going to fuck in his bed like I did in 2011. New York. You fucked in my bed? Let's go to tickets and all other dates. Visit punchup.

Dot live slash Robert Kelly. I told you not to fuck in my bed. He was on the couch. And the shower. He fucked in the shower. I was a fucking Randy little man. But he did, but he wiped his dick on your sheets. Yeah.

No, that's fine. It turns him on that Dawn stuck to it. That's how, that's how Don got pregnant. Max is like, Dad, I want to watch wrestling. That would explain Max's already tall as Bobby. And his massive head. Towers over his parents at 12. We'll be right back, everybody.

It's the bonfire. In case, unless anything terrible happens. Or, guys, a lot of topics still on the table and get to me.