The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Savage Animal

Episode Date: October 17, 2024

The guys discover a TikTok rapper with multiple personalities including a guy, girl, and beast! They go through a list of gorgeous lead singers and their rock star hair. The band Great White had a look that was appealing to no one. Jay searches for the clip of Sebastian Bach when he appeared on the show "Supergroup." *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

And now the bonfire with Big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly That was dope dude, thanks dude Now crawl across this table to me sucker cocks sucker cocks after that damn dude who baby would you white snake rule I used to have I just have my graduation symbol from high school on my rear-view mirror mm-hmm and that symbol. Oh, yes the crank in my Toyota Corolla And then I used to hit it and hold it. Yes Can't keep a pen I hope they're gonna tour again. I can fuck to this voice thing. This is straight

Now come on soft parts great for sure right here Just fucking riding up her body with my two stomachs. But the verses are not fuck music. This part's super fuck music. Right here, dude. When it kicks in. Gagagagagang. Gagagagagang. Gagagagagang.

That's when I'm licking her neck and I go into her ear. You gotta hear my buddy Pauly Z sing this song, dude. Pauly Z? I know Pauly Z from fucking... Z Rock, dude. From Z Rock? He nails this song too. Ooh, right here, Bobby, this is you.

That's the electric violin. You can do this with your tongue on her clip. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Tweaking her nipples as I do it.

Now a little butthole. Christine start moaning. Christine mo moaning. Christine, moan please. Squirt! Well bitch, you gonna come tonight? Rudy Sarzo from Quiet Riot was in this band this time. Fun fact, this is good cock rock though. This doesn't exist anymore. There's no more cock rock. We really want to just air guitar your ball bag let it kick in again Lou turn it back up this

is a classic if you don't know you should learn it give me more Lou is this all legit notes They're legit faces. Get over here. Damn, dude. We'd be such a great retired band. It's sad though because he looked 68 when he was in his prime. Oh, dude. David Coverdale was always old.

He looks exactly the same now because Yeah, cuz he was old then Yeah, Tony Kittane went through 17 different phases and died And all the time he was 55 years old Yeah, I saw the was it the great white snake tour. Oh Really? Yeah, that was before I guess Mmm, that sounds like a seven song concert two bands completely before what Jay well before great wife burned alive all of their fans That was before I remember when great boy burned alive all of their hundred fans in Rhode Island Yeah, all hundred of them fan club wiped out in one day. Oh

The money they saved on stamps. Oh No all hundred fans birdied alive and burned alive In fucking Providence, Rhode Island. Hey, I know it seems weird. I know we're about 25 years too late Do you guys mind if we have a full pyro show in this little place? Hey, I don't see why not do I think I? Polyurethane the wood we should be good My next special at the cellar I'm gonna have pyro burn it down indoor pyro into absolutely Actually at the holiday show Jacob or maybe you know what let's put this on somebody else's shoulders Someone else's responsibility for insurance. Why don't we do full indoor pyro at skank our skank fish show we gotta start playing skank fest Yeah, I'm thinking full pyro. Could we do the Bonfire live show outside? Can we do it?

Can we do it outside in the ring? Full pyro? Why don't we do it inside and have an actual bonfire? No, that's right. We do it inside. And then, the first time somebody passes out from smoke inhalation, we will open the doors and stop. We'll take, that'll be our commercial breaks. You point somebody goes time to break this one another one's out. This is it. This is the only great white song. These people died to come see this song on song. They could have saved 100 lives if they would have opened with this. Is this their only song? Yes. There's not another wasn't there one more. The guy

looked like your dad's friend tried to grow his hair long He they never looked cool great white you never imagined You're gonna burn alive if the band you're going to see is this is a sea animal great white is one of those bands And by the way feel free to call if you could tell me another one great white one of those bands They go well. This is what the people look like in rock today So they did it none of these guys were supposed to have this look The lead singer is was dressed for this. That guy wants to have a side parted haircut and wear his shirt tucked into his dockers.

I always wanted rock hair, but I had curly hair. So it would take me 17 years to grow my hair long enough. You get that Kirk Hammett hair then when it happens. I got my hair long at one point, but I had to wet it. And as soon as it dried dried it just became a perm I looked like one of the golden girls I Like when people didn't give into it at all how about the the guitar player from Def Leppard said now I'm gonna pick my adult look right now forever. Yeah, Phil Colin

Yeah, that guy just had a regular haircut his entire career Yeah, never did anything rock and roll about his look except stay in shape look for a shape. He's right five He's yeah better shape than everyone. Oh, yeah, always had a dig at him You guys are very sensitive about your rock stars. Why would you wear a shirt? Yeah, this guy damn it dude. How old is he Wow? Jacobs dream right he's my mother's age. He was born in 57 He was day after me his birthday's day after me. What is that noise? 67 years old it's not my stomach. I thought it was now. I thought it was my stomach, too

Let's see if it stops feed it. What is that? Mm-hmm? My bike A sea monster? It's gone. Nice. Yeah, he never he never got into the look at all. He didn't buy into it. Guns and roses I believed all their looks. Does that make sense? I believed them. He didn't have hair though back then He had that fucking Tom Papa haircut back then when he was like, like, when they popped. He still had that little... No, when they popped, he just had, like, uh... He had, like, a little... he had a receding hairline. Just like a dude's hair, yeah.

Yeah, he had, like, uh, like, uh, punk rock hair. Yeah, but never, uh, to fit the... the hair metal that they were. All my friends had... Even Joe Elliott worked around it a little bit himself, quite honestly. All my friends had hair like rock starsstars though. They had that long beautiful hair Yeah, they could fluff it up. I had gorgeous long hair. I had I had I just curled my hair

I told you my hair went curly in a summer. I Jerked off in a canoe in the fog. I had straight hair and then I fell in the water and then my hair went curly I thought God punished me for jerking off in a canoe. I I had straight hair and then I fell in the water and then my hair went curly. I thought God punished me for jerking off in a canoe. I remember my mom, I was in the canoe in the fog on a lake and I heard mom, Bobby, Bobby! And I got so scared I jumped up and I fell in the water. And then I was walking to the store with my sister and she goes, why is your hair curly?

And I was like, what? Your hair's all curly. My hair just went curly one summer. Oh, is it fucking weird? It just turned on you it just turned John Bon Jovi had curly long hair, but I will say this to John Bon Jovi That's a great example actually Never believed those guys hair. I never believed their hair. What do you mean Bon Jovi? I just never believed his hair You thought it was a wig? No, no, no. I don't believe, I think they took the look you were supposed to do for rock music at the time.

They didn't just look like that. He was like, I'm supposed to do this. And I'm dressing the look. He had the best hair of that. I'm saying, I believe Guns N' Roses. But Cinderella, don't believe Cinderella either. In fact, I think they're one of the bands that say they were victims of hair metal

Just being the thing at the time. Hmm But Bon Jovi had such beautiful hair women took his haircut No, for sure. He had such I mean dude that first Slippery when wet that his hair was so fucked. I was so jealous of that Yeah, you had a good poofy hair a po had a poofy hair, it was feathered, it went back, highlights. Lots of scarves. Oh, I love a scarf.

But still, costume, because the second, I mean, I was still pretty young to be like, Bon Jovi could've kept me, and then one day, he cut his hair and wrote a song for my mom and grandmom to get along to. I don't know what the fuck happened to him. Because he did that sub movie, he became an actor. He had to cut his hair to do that stupid movie on the sub and they made him cut his hair

because it was the World War II and you can't look like a fucking woman on a sub back then or you're gay and they'd hit you. Bon Jovi's chest looks like my above dick. It's like sparse Sparse but lots of hair you can see through it. Oh god Yeah, this is what he wanted to be he didn't want to be hair metal he wanted to be this guy He wanted to be Bruce Springsteen. Yeah. Yeah, so that was I never believed him at all

Poison I believe poison I believe were a bunch of fruit cups that wanted to go out there and tease their hair up. I believe them. Poison would have dressed like that if they worked at jobs like waiter jobs. They were flamboyant dudes for sure. The lead singer at Extreme, what's his name? Gary? Charone. Charone worked at Strawberries at the Metal Glen mall. Really? Yeah, we used to go in there and just look at him Do I believe you I don't know if I believed Warren I? Don't believe the Warrens look I think they were knowing they you think so you believe them

I did not believe them they were the same camp as they were lesser poison mm-hmm What a process skid Row I believe skid Row those guys, that's how they wanted to dress, for sure. Well, that band, Skid Row, was Bon Jovi's cousin, was the lead of Skid Row. Snake Sabo? Yeah. And they, they, uh, Sebastian Bach was up in Canada and they recruited him and that's when they became famous. But Skid Row was already a Jersey band before that.

I just saw the documentary. That's cool. I interviewed Snake Sabo. Hmm. Interesting. Well, I was watching the documentary and I'm like Jay hates this guy. Oh, Sebastian Bach Yeah, is he the one that came out the the A&E biography? Yeah, his is out. Yeah. Oh, I have to watch it It's not a good story about they don't make any good story about him

You don't learn that much, but no you don't learn much, but I bet it's enough to say he's an intolerable dude Yeah, he's a knob Do you remember Sebastian Bach when they did that? Making the suit see if you could find this Christine Savage animal remember when they were you remember this Lou for sure they were doing a VH1 reality show It was like building a supergroup. Yeah, and it was Sebastian Bach Ted Nugent Scott Ian and if you see if I saw it, I'd remember the other people and Sebastian Bach was gonna be the lead singer and it was just everyone on the show hated him Immediately and then he's sitting there. He's trying to think of a name of the band. He goes I got it

Savage animal and everyone around like now he's like Savage animal man Savages how he tries to keep explaining it. I remember when they did Cribs with him on MTV and I remember his house sucked Sebastian box house. Oh, yeah, it's like this is my room of kiss comic books Yeah, it was fucking like just a Jersey. I think was he in Jersey or somewhere He was some it was like a house you could get and it kind of bummed me out. I told you there's a video

I must be on the internet somewhere. There's a video a guy just showed me one night on his phone And it's Sebastian Bach naked walking around on all fours with his bird hanging out and That was my stomach. Okay, he's on all he's like it sounds like Zool I have Zool living in me. Zool inside of you? Zool's inside of me Jay. Bobby's voice goes choose your destroyer. I'm eating too much protein. Where was I? Savage animal. Savage animal. He was walking on all fours with his ding-dong. Yeah with dick hanging out and like kissing the girls toes and and she's like bark like a dog He's like barking like a dog. It's it's

Humiliating the guy goes do you want me to send it to you? I go no because if this isn't a thing that's out there in the world I will put it out there like I'll ruin this for him. So like no, I don't want to be the one responsible for it Whatever it's out there. He's like, I don't know because it was sent to my phone by accident But sounds like oh Well, then now don't send it to me. What is that? Christine queuing with a very loud volume, but you can't turn it down. So can't blame her Can we see the thing Christine said we could all hear it. You have to watch the full episodes to find the drop Oh really where he says it? it yeah my favorite line from behind the

music Bobby is CC DeVille yeah when he's a poison our player poisons guitar player talking about how he knows how is why you side-eyeing me I don't know cuz you test people all the time no he's telling his story besties I want to make sure they know what is I don't know you get me on the fucking road. You're testing. I didn't test you all right Yeah, sorry Jay Jay yes, I'm sorry. Oh I accept so hard Hey, I mean he did so much drugs, and then you know he had a fall

It was on top of the world, but who is it CC De it? C.C. DeVille. Where was he from? Poison. He was the lead guitarist from the band Poison. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I know who he is. C.C. pick up that guitar and talk to me. So his home, like it was just a party central, but he said, it was the House of Whores, then it became the House of Horrors. That's my favorite one.

The House of Whores, I know, he's such a, C know, CC DeVille is such a hilarious voice. Its voice does not fit at the look. At all. You don't expect that voice, that New York, I guess it's New York voice to come out of his mouth. But a lot of those metal guys were just fucking music nerds growing up. You think about all the time they had to spend. They were just skinny guys. They had to spend time learning the instrument,

probably band and shit like that. They're just nerd dudes and then all of a sudden they get into a band and become fucking rock stars. Well that is really funny. When you see, that's also funny things of those times. Like in Ingwie Malmsteen or those guys who are like virtuoso guitar players, but they're coming out in the 80s so it's like, dude you're gonna have to grow your hair long.

So it's a guy who's a classically trained guitar in every possible way, and he's just like, put on this spiky bracelet, dude, no one's gonna give a fuck. You know what I mean? You have to dress to the part of it. When you see guys like that, it's so funny. Yeah, they're just like a Jewish nerd at home

with a metrodome. Right, and they're like, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click. Yeah, and they're like click click click click click click click click Yeah, they're like I'll grow your hair really long and put on this cod piece This thing is tight. Hey, are you rehearsing? Yes, dad, Ingui my friend got into an argument with him Like recently like a couple of like three or four years ago with Ingui Malmsteen. He went to his house. My friend sold sells coat of arms.

Give him his name. He'll look up and put it on a plaque, your whole family history, that was his thing. So he went to deliver it. My friend does not know music that well. He doesn't give a fuck about any of this, any bands. He's a man. Yeah. So he goes, he's let into the house and he

doesn't he doesn't care and he goes yo ing ma'am he tries like 50 different version and then they start arguing about the price of the coat of arms the coat of arms he's so yeah he told me he's battling he's arguing with a J Maumsteinen. Engvij Malmsteen. Engvij Malmsteen. He's cursing my friend. My friend's cursing him. No, the coat of arms costs it too much. I don't like the price

of the coat of arms. He was just making him furious because he didn't say his name right once. It's a stupid name. You say my name wrong with the bork bork bork. The flippin' and the fl flurkin in the herky jerkin That's a Swedish chef Sounds Swedish

In we Malmsteen Yeah, they are fucking nerds the singers Tended to be cool guys in school Who got a lot of pussy already and it was like I might as well do this you got to be Filled with that confidence early to be just a lead singer because you don't have to learn anything I was you got a you're gifted with a voice right just cool But you the the guitarist the keyboard guy the drummer they had a dude. It's so shitty It must make good nerd guitarist who joined bands must get so furious when the gorgeous lead singer guy

When they strap him up for a couple songs per show, and just have him play chords. You know, just like a couple, like, chords. I remember the first time I saw Marilyn Manson, weirdly enough, like, he, for a song, he puts the guitar on, and you can just see, he's just playing, like, a, you know, one chord thing for the look of putting it on,

and you're like, there's such a guitar, the guitar player has to be looking over like, fuck you, dude. yeah when the audience goes oh my god he plays guitar too like no hey he knows one fucking note he just keeps playing over and over again found it what'd you find Savage Animal nice okay ready yes so he's talking to Scotty in and Ted Nugent saying he's found the new name of the band which is... It f***ing rolls off my tongue. That's the only reason I really like it. It's a redundancy. And I like the name. Maybe that speaks to my ego, you know. And to me, Godward, it's almost too depressing.

It doesn't make me happy. I don't go like this. Godward! I go... Godward. Yeah, I understand. Savage animal! You can't have a conversation with this guy. Huh? You can't have a conversation with him

Everything he says is intolerable. He's retarded This guy's a knob. Yeah, I think he's like dumb as shit. I do like savage animal better than God war He did have a point this God wore the other song that also blows Also, they wanted to call themselves fist. I Like that fist would have been okay. This would have been good put a little period after each letter for no reason everybody would put their fists up in the air that's a movie so that's just a long yeah fist fist what was it what movie was that he's he's a team union guy and he actually it's my favorite thing he goes and he's trying to rally all the teamsters. Yeah. And he says, What do we?

Fist! What do we? Fist! What do we? Fist! Fist! Fist! Fist!

Jacob, who'd you share all these things with before you met us? My brother loves when I do that He was my sounding board nice do that in the room full of dolls They probably play that a fist fest Can I ask what this Thing on the sheet is here. What's that person with multiple personalities? Dude this guy introduces itself. Let me tell you something dude this fucking guy Ask what this thing on the sheet is here. What's that? Person with multiple personalities. Dude, this guy.

Introduces itself. Let me tell you something, dude. This fucking guy, he turns into, he has different, he's different people, and as he's talking, he comes up, and he looks like a rock and roll dude. You're kinda like, who's this fucking maniac? And he comes up and he starts talking,

and then he just turns into the other people That he is and he introduces it to these fucking people man. Do you believe him? I want to meet him and fucking hang out with him for a night, but I don't know if you believe him You tell me if you believe this fucking maniac, okay? Hi guys, we are Emily, How are y'all doing? We are also the Beast. Moooo Definitely come check us out and live tonight. We are gonna light it up for our fans. Becoming TikToks literal favorite for a reason guys.

Come check it out for yourself. See what you guys think. We'll see you guys all tonight and live. How is this not a reason to like raid their house? How come we didn't have him on instead of the three homosexuals we had on the break? It would have been better just like that. It's three and one. Yeah, three and one and they don't talk over each other they

can't wait their turn up beast should have beasts yo my guilt is for tick-tock this Jack yo I'm a mo Only speak to the beast To me is there a go we what do we don't have they found who this person is he's I think he's in a band and I Think he's in a band doesn't have a my train handle or anything So there's no finding out Look up multiple personalities as a mole. I'm gonna go go with AMYL, like amyl nitrate, the thing that makes you loosen the butthole if you're not

willing to get Botox up your ass. The only thing I learned from Trans Day on the bonfire, you can Botox your ass so that you can eventually get pounded in your shitter with no fear of pain. You've also learned that one tranny, yes, two trannies, maybe, three trannies. Big no. Big no.

Hard pass on the three trannies. Three trannies. Oh, I'm sorry. Normally I would, but I have a three tranny rule. The new rule of the bonfire, one tranny at a time. Two trannies. Well, you have to learn in life. Life, you never stop learning.

You never stop learning, Jacob. You're right, and that's why I love you. Yeah, I need two trannies at a time, and also neither of them can claim to be fabulous. If one of them's fabulous, we can only have one fabulous person at a time. We have one drama mama at a time. That's the over-talker.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, as long as Both of them aren't fabulous. We need one insecure trans transgender girl. Yes, we need one Insecure I'd like none of them to be fabulous Let's say one's got to be fabulous. The other one's got to take the sidecar What's the what are these? These two came up 26 and 27 year old that have 400 different personalities 400 I just don't believe it. I'll go as far as to say there's no such thing as someone even having two personalities

You don't believe in multiple personalities not even sort of kind of really no And I'll tell you why because it always goes like this who am I talking to now? And they always have their backstory Mikey my dad's mean to me so I live in a little closet Who am I talking to now? My name is Peter Peter. Yes. How you doing? Well, I'm here to protect Mikey. I'm here. Who the hell are you? Well, I'm are you part of the Association? Okay, relax Relax you belong this Association. No, I have a hey, I'm his I'm that guy's wife now kick his ass Relax. Ha ha ha! Relax. You belong in this association? I have a...

Hey, I'm that guy's wife now! Kick his ass! Thanks, baby! You want me to kick your ass? It's gotta be real. You can't... It has to be real. No.

I mean, the mind can be pretty fucked up. Yeah. In their schizophrenia, I just don't really believe in 400 of them. Can I talk to that person inside of you wait here I'll get him Beast what do you guys need? You need to run the store? I like Beast. If you guys go to the store get me a sandwich. That movie was great. Remember he turns into Beast? Yes it's a movie about

superheroes. It was so good. It's great. It's a great movie. And he played it well. You know why he played it well? Because he's doing the same exact acting that people who do this are. It's gotta be a real thing. Who am I talking to now? Somebody with an English accent for some reason.

What was the movie where he played different personalities but he was just doing it to fuck around? And to get away with the murder. Oh, oh. What was that? Primal Fear. Primal Fear. Great fucking movie.

Great movie. Yeah. Who is this guy? I don't know, but I couldn't. A liar? I wasn't, yeah. A guy dressed like a woman who's a liar about everything in his life?

He does, he has the same ass as my mom. Yeah. Yeah, Jesus Christ, dude. Is there more to that? I don't know how much more is. Look at Walmart greeter butt. Is this the only thing? Yeah.

Is this the only thing that he's on? Well, the problem is that this is like a different, you know, this isn't his handle. Oh, it's not his handle? And he's not tagged at all. So I'm like trying to find on TikTok like multiple personality and I'm just not finding. Are you finding anything else of multiple personality,

people, because they're all lies? Find the beast. Find the Beast on TikTok. Yes, I'd like to see the Beast, please. It sounds like he has a show that night. So he must be in a band and the- He does lives. Different personalities come out. No, no, no, no, no, he says he does, it's all this.

It's all this. It's lives, yeah. So one minute he's playing with his clit, the next minute he's just jamming his beat. Yeah this fucking- Just grabbing his- This pile of dog shit is the first person who figured out that kind of control over your multiple personalities. I'm Peter.

I'm Jennifer. I'm Scott. He has to have a nerd in there who actually hooked up to TikTok. Oh yeah yeah yeah. Oh ho. He's Chinese. I'm a Chinese nerd. I haven't thought of a name for myself yet. You never seen I've been here, too

You've never seen a multiple personality with different races though because they get cancelled Dude, if anybody ever says that an accent I do is racist. I'm gonna tell us one of my personalities What a great response. Yo, come on man. You can't be getting down like that. Yeah, that's racist. I go actually that's Leon You're fucking racist. I like Leon. You're racist. Well, actually, it's Leon. You found it?

Lou found it. Oh, nice, oh, there she is. Oh, sometimes I say I have my eyebrows and I'm a wacky ass. Oh, this guy's funny. Nice jacket, though, if I'm being completely honest The bees so it's M. M. All beast and Jack no Emily I'm all beast Jack Emily Emily be a jack so it's girl Emily. He said Emil

We're a more a more is this oh How are you guys we just finished yes, we're not just clowns we can show you we actually just finished we cutting and redoing my mom's entire bedroom ceiling you're a real cutie-patootie I'd fucking boot max out of the house yeah I had you want me to come help you hang the drywall up in the new room no I need the beast to help me cut down a tree. Yeah Yeah, thank you. Stop sitting over your fucking dumb bitch fucking personalities when I need you for construction work. Yeah It took me 75 trips to bring up one bottle at a time. I

Wish I was the beast right now that guy would bring it all in one shot Possession made come in a battle Looks like Christian was your friend Emily has a creepy ex-boyfriend that tries to dress like her now I'm becoming you now Doesn't it? I'm becoming you now. He is a... Wait, wait, Christine. Back up, because you just talked over the switch.

This guy doesn't even... I'll tell you what, he's not being too hack. He's not going to another place first. He doesn't do like the... Hey, hey, hey. Yes? What's up? Hi. Who am I talking to? I'm Eric. I'm a soldier. But from an intergalactic war. Okay.

I am your pre-stylist, the wildest. You don't ever want to try this when I'm wilding out. First of all, pause it it sick lisp for doing rap Think the livid when you come through and come see the place when you rock it out bitch come get some of this Crystal and big ol fettik that's because he has three teeth it does he really does that guy's got fucking That's the human whistle right there problem with this guy is he could beat the shit out of everybody in this room as all three personalities Well, don't send the beast in fuck Emily up We have so many new fans so many new people we're gonna be on live running fashion. We wait as always dude Emily And we also have I love these miss

If you just love that his mother gave him his own apartment in the basement just to keep him out of the house his mother gave him his own apartment in the basement just to keep him out of the house. Of course. There's a stove down there in the fridge. Don't come upstairs. A meal, Emily, Jack, Beast, dinner. Oh, she throws me. So I go up the stairs.

I love that Jack's a misogynist. Hey, yo. We're late because of Emily. One of these dumb bitches for a change putting a makeup on now look at me When she throws parties and beasts starts roaring from the basement must be can we get here? I mean this can we get them on and I mean this honestly She just you could put somebody like this down They don't have a quality of life. Their quality of life is pretending to do this forever. Just stop them just

Dead in their tracks Why. Just stop them. Just dead in their tracks. Why would you stop them? Um, why? I love this person. Do you want to make fun of mentally ill people? Please invite them to Skankfest. And let's have her on the bonfire. We've gotten most of, we should have them on the bonfire for sure. Let's have them Skankfest live invite all four of them To the show and let's let's well. I just want a beast and Jack You know what you're not talking the fucking Emily why she's a cunt

Sweet she does a little little dances. What do they thanks? Glad you like it Jack what I? Mean I'm saying like for sure. I hope, hopefully if everything went right, this guy was abandoned by his parents. Scroll down to the bottom. Or abandoned by his father. Scroll down to the bottom

because you can see when they wouldn't, sometimes you can see when people like that, wrestler who was a guy and then at some point on the Instagram just turned into a woman. The Gabby, whatever you are. You can see the transformation of when they were like, okay, I'm just gonna go do this now. This, he, she makes a lot of TikToks.

It's he, she, them, he. This, he, she, them, he. He, she, them, they, Emily Beast. And it. Did the father leave because he was this or did he become this because the father left? What's that first one right there? You know what happened? Yeah, his son did something was really little He goes I'm not gonna live here with this beast He left he goes dad left because of the peace. He gave him all the names stop acting like an Emily you fucking sissy

Like like an Emily email little meal You're a dumb an Emily, you fucking sissy. Sorry, I'm acting like an Emily. Emil, ooh, little Emil. You're a dumb beast. Like the dog. Now go jack off. This is Merry Christmas from Emil. 28 will be the best live yet. Get ready. Oh man, this guy.

You like me then, you won't believe me now. I hope this guy has intravenous drugs. He has a cross on his neck too, so his teeth say drugs. That's beast teeth Christine I mean this girl knows nothing about nothing It's like a bit like teaching a baby. She has to learn everything in the world Christine. Those are beastie How are you supposed to be the beef with regular teeth? Yeah, you want them to be stout with your old teeth You think Jay could be the beast with those teeth? I'm just Jay, because I don't have beast teeth. I thought they were Emily teeth.

I'm Jay. I'm Jack Hofferton, the real estate agent. Ting. Just a smile. Go, give us a taste of Christmas. Merry Christmas, guys. Ho, ho, ho. You followed my lives.

You know I got four personalities inside of me. So one, two, three, four, let's me. So one two, three four. Let's go Animal what's up guys? Wearing a song And there's me Jack, it's up ladies so yes Back that up by apologize for talking over that over. thought it was over. Sup, ladies. Sup, ladies. Sup.

Who's up? Hey, what's up, ladies? You guys want to come suck my dick in my mom's wood paneled basement? It's very cold. Does he make money from this? What's his living? I don't think so. So he just does this all day long?

He's in a basement. I know, but he has to go through tornado doors to get his money. Well, you don't want to not be in the basement. Well, here's the problem, Jacob. Emil makes money. But I hate to say this, the Beast has a bit of a late night online shopping problem. A lot of things come in the house and they go,

who ordered a, Beast. Yeah, Emily works at Forever 21 and makes most of the money. Yeah, I know, which one of them has a credit card? The personality's inside me, so one, two, three, four, let's go. Hey, what's up guys? It's Emily. Who got this beast? 3 4 let's go animal what's up guys

And there's me Jack it's up ladies so yes, I'm married yes if you try to battle me Married I thought so you see yes. I'm married. He's not married. Oh god Well, I think actually Emily may be married to Jack but but Not sure if that's legal. But under the eyes of under the eyes of the Lord. Oh, beast through the bachelor party. Oh, it was beautiful. TikTok is the greatest platform there ever was. Why do you feel that to be the case because of this guy yeah and there's me Jack it's up ladies so yes I'm Mary yes if you try to battle

me you lyrics have just been buried yes he's got to have music he's got to have songs he's got to have a band somewhere because he keeps talking about playing it you keep saying band but he just keeps rapping but I think he said he He's gotta have songs. He's gotta have a band somewhere, because he keeps talking about playing guitar. You keep saying band, but he just keeps rapping. But I think he said, Emil, excuse me if I could be wrong. Emil's in a band. Emil plays guitar. Gotcha.

And I think the other one raps, right? Yeah, and what's so shitty about it is Jack gets all the pussy. And then the beast kills them all. And then the beast ends up murdering all of them.'s uh listen as far as teamwork goes it's pretty impressive But Emily actually sues them before they get murdered it's gonna be okay when he goes to jail for life He's gonna go, but the beast walk free, right? Sorry beast

But Jack did murder What's another one? And you all suck. No offense to any of you, you use random beats to try to make the words go by quicker. You don't sit with the beat. So he's a rapper. Christine immediately find his rap. These gotta be raps. These gotta be a live something of him singing.

If you can get an audience just doing this all day, like what's your motivation to become good at anything? Because I think like Eddie Van Halen locked himself in his room all day playing. The guitar never left him. And so he actually produced stuff people want to listen to. But what's your motivation? I know it's maybe I'm going too deep with this. No, I like that.

I don't understand. We like deep. We like deep, Jacob. Let me get my deep thinking fingers well you don't understand what what you do if this is a it's an easy route well you know what Jacob where's I'm thinking on the bonfire what do you do what I don't know I don't know what my question is I'm sorry I just guess it's just this guy's just confusing me I think you're

pressing me because there's no talent, there's nothing in me. Why are you depressed? You want Emily to sing your song? I do want to see, maybe I'm wrong, and he has a world-class talent. You don't think that's a talent to go through four different people seamlessly,

without having to go into any, and just go in them and know them? No, I think it's a shame that his, because now he's made himself a lot, like a thing on the internet, that now his parents absolutely can't kill him and just act like he was never born. Yes.

They can't do that now, because this asshole's out there making everyone laugh at him completely. No one's supporting this. It sucks that the circus didn't pick him up. That'd be a great little walk in and see four different people in one little booth. That's the beast.

And you go, that's Emily. People really do need to be euthanized. Oh, does this sit right here? Look, some of the videos, it looks like his largest one is 200,000 views. Wow, Jesus. I don't know, man. Let's get that up.

How could you look away? But one has 814. Thousand? No. No,'t know, man. Let's get that up. How could you look away? But like one has 814. Thousand? No. No, a hundred. Gotcha. Mm-hmm. But I mean, it's captivating.

It's 100% captivating. Yeah, play it. ["Bad Boys and Men"] Here we go. Buh! That's the Beast? Buh! Beast does the intros.

It's like the Deep Voice guy in Boyz II Men. Must be naughty. I keep this ratchet and I don't even study. They don't want to be my body He was about to make it. He's got a shot and he's gonna take it. I never think it contact Why is he not opening for Corey Feldman? He's bad Why is he not on this tour? He's bad at his life's passion has a mole ever? Done any music where it's not just a guy playing awkward guitar next to him Good stage presence by the way to just non-stop finger fidgeting No, try maybe try collab with Jack Here we go again, a lyrical genius who doesn't follow no trends. Me and my friends. Maybe try collab with Jack?

Lyrical, I'm what they could never be. Going off on a spree, come and check out my life. Lyrical genius with so much stride, I'll always fly. It's like making me anxious. Yeah, turn it off. I want other music. I'm looking. What's the one by the pool?

It looks like it's a singing something maybe. This one? Yes. Tic-Toc, we are Amo, we are Amo-y Emily we are the beast and we are also Jack and guys this is by the way that's the first time I saw he had to remember Jack's thing goes we're the bees and we are also Jack watch go back you start Go back. You started over, 20, 15 second clip. Oh. Yo, what's up, JTOK? We are Emil, we are Emily, we are the Beasts, PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU first time in 15 years. Well now there's no excuse. I don't believe that. Well now you have no excuse for your behavior.

That's not true. Oh god. Also wouldn't you say I am Emile, I am Emily, I am the beast? You're aware that it's a we? There's four inside of you? Do me a favor, Christine, would you mind playing the song Duet with Jesus? Thank you. Less yappy and more a mo

So badly mixed he's singing over a track can't stop it he He apologized for the volume. I hate him. He's terrible. He says, sorry man, did my best. Couldn't get the volume for the beat to go lower. Dude, I could actually rap over this too. And that was from Emily by the way, because it has four hearts. Bobby, you wanna hear me do better than this? Yeah, go. Yep, and don't do it. behind that church. What's this? I thought he had an animal and it made me nervous, but no. Why?

He does. That's Emily holding the animal. Oh, he has a little kitten. Be funny if the beast just bit its head off. He goes, hang on, can't help it, but bllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Barbie barbers say hi, baby. I never thought I'd say this, but poor kitten. Jacob feels for cats. You don't think the world's a little safer if one truck comes in one swoop and takes out a meal Emily Jack. The world would be a better place.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is... This person would terrify me walking down the street. Yeah, it's a bad thing. This person, this should be something where police and a doctor's come kicking your door down and take you somewhere until you realize this isn't the thing.

He has the Buffalo Bill hair when he's put on his makeup. When he's downstairs. He looks like Dee Snider when he tries to do Twisted Sister now. Oh, man. That butt is awful, too. Emil's got a nice bicep, but all four of them, Beast included, have a fucking shitty ass. He has a shit girl ass.

Emily's ass sucks. Oh, man Well, we got a little another taste Can I just say fist stands for Federation of Interstate Truckers, okay Just look that up. No, I knew it. I just felt I remembered I Know fist the Sylvester Stallone movie. It's hot as fuck in here. No, no, no. It's hot. No, no, no. Do me a favor. You can just take your jacket off though, right? Yeah. I'm just gonna take my jacket off.

Really quick. No, no, no.. Stop. You look very comfortable take your shit Just take it touch. She didn't touch it. Jacob stop. She didn't touch it. She didn't touch it She was gonna she did touch. She didn't touch it. She changed it back. She changed it back. I watched her Jacob I want to change it back. This is for the room. This is not take Take your hand off your hoodie. I'm taking my hoodie off Everything's okay. Bobby's gonna take off the hoodie? Just relax.

If you're removing yours, mine goes on. Jacob, look at me. No, no, no. Calm down. Nothing's different here. Look at Jacob. I'm just slowly taking, Jacob! The rest of us were all as comfortable as we were two seconds ago. I'm taking my jacket off. Jacob, wait, wait.

It's off? Jacob. I'm fine now. I feel good. Jacob, hands on the table. Jacob, hands on wait. It's off? Jacob. I'm fine now. I feel good. Jacob, hands on the table? Jacob, hands on the table. Jacob! Hands on the table? Jacob!

Jacob. Okay. Holy shit. If Jacob comes to the world, it's too warm. Christine? Shut. Don't stir up shit! Stop!

I didn't like that at all. What next? You were able to buy a fucking 100 Pearl Jam tickets to one show Yeah for $200 All 100 what next you want to stir up? Go hang out with Emily a meal beast and Jack, would you mind if I look at this? You bring up the please the cute little me video. Oh, that's gotta be Emily, right? Yeah

Hi guys, we're Emily and your favorite piece That's gonna be Emily right yeah Now the beast looks like did you guys ever see insidious this looks like the thing that's on the other side that they like They asked to project to see it, but he entered the beast doesn't talk the beast just goes No, no on the last one he gave he goes goes and the beast The Beast doesn't talk. The Beast just goes, RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR to the song! I knew it, he's got the Buffalo Bill hair! Oh god! Dance! And he's in a basement. That's like a... That's a made up room in a basement, by the way.

Bobby, I want you to know that 10 minutes ago you said this thing could kick our ass. I would not fight this thing. Why? Oh no! Oh god. Please take it out. I would not fight this thing why Please take it out, please pull it down and tuck you wiener behind your legs. I this is the worst answer I've ever seen on a human being yeah Bobby's worried to fight it I Would not want to fight it really what would happen if I say one flush shot you could drop all four of them

The beast would kick me to the ground and then Emily would be on Top of me going why would you hit me like that? No, I hit the beast don't do that don't pull that shit on me. I was pretending to be the beast It was Emily the whole time. No, this is come on Wow, that's creepy right there. Nobody with multiple personalities announces it though You guys know me. I have four personalities. Yeah It's J five personalities Okerson in the house who you guys want today Hop sing my little Rickshaw driver. Oh, it's not racist because it's inside of me.

It's nonsense. Absolutely nonsense. Oh, chung chung pong pong pong pong. No, it's good. It's okay. One of my personalities, Mr. Fong. I own a star jacket store. No, this guy's, I mean, it's just not how the fucking disease works. This guy's wildly I mean... She's not how the fucking disease works. This guy's wildly full of shit. There is no disease! This is fictitious! Christine's is spreading mental illness. Listen, the mind's a crazy place.

We know you know. Whatever it is, no one has multiple personalities. It's gotta be a real thing. I just don't know. Well, I know you want to believe that Edward Norton's character was gotta be a real thing. I just don't know. Well, I know you want to believe that Edward Norton's character was based off a true character. But also, I don't know if you remember how that movie worked out. I do remember.

Do you remember the ending of it? Yeah. What was it? He was lying the whole time. He was lying. He did not have multiple personalities. He did not. He even said, that's horse shit.

No, no, I killed that guy. And he didn't introduce his personalities on the stand also Well, there's different personalities Jacob. Maybe maybe this one does maybe there's five The one that introduces all the personalities is Jim Bob and Jim just keeps a back seat because he's the host of the show Bobby, can you ask me questions like a lawyer? I come on the stands. Yeah, sure. Give me two questions Can I I just want to ask you where were'm on the stands? Yeah, sure. Give me two questions. Uh, can I, uh, I just want to ask you, where were you on the night of January 26th at 8 p.m.? I believe that we were home.

And you say we, what do you mean we? We. Whoa, who am I talking to now? We. I'm sorry, I can't hear you. We. Where? Your Honor, could we take a break?

I think we're having a beast day right now. I wonder if you got... I'd ask the jury to strike that last thing. I didn't even write it down. This is not... this is not... This is not just killing ourselves. What... let me ask you a question though. What if you did have multiple personalities and... I wouldn't. No one does.

What if you did and you killed somebody... Yeah. Right. Yes. As Emily. Okay. And then you were actually these other person, these other people in your head. They'd send me to girl jail. That'd be fun. Hey girls, his rate of suck Emily's big old dick. Don't make the beast come out. But I wonder, there has to be be some some case where these real can you type in real people with Multiple personalities it has to be a person. It's gonna be the same shit. It's gonna be the same person. It's gonna be a meal again

I bet it's just a regular chick. Oh, man. Is this great? This is on a today show one Let's see Oh man, is this great? Oh, she's this is on a today show one What see? No, there she's hard Jane when they they're always so stupidly self-aware. It's why I don't believe it She's kind of hot, but you know I'm saying I wouldn't mind banging a chick with multiple personalities It's like fucking a bunch of people at once. Oh, dude. I fucked liars before I don't give a shit. Fuck liars. No, you just shit.

Who am I fucking? Hey, let me ask you, is all the bitches inside of you over 18? Then we're coldin'. Don't pop out in the middle. In the middle you're fucking like a sultry adult. And then someone goes, What the fuck are you doing? What am I fucking doing?

What the fuck are you doing? What am I doing? What the fuck are you doing? Why am I getting harder? I'm gonna finish! Why are you puking up formula? Start shitting? Let's listen to this chick. Their purpose is to help me. Their purpose is to help me.

Their purpose is to help me. Their purpose is to help me. Their purpose is to help me. than she is, for sure. Yeah. But it's not always easy getting all of her parts to work together. See, now she's a baby. And that can impact parenting, jobs, dating. She has kids. It's just a matter of us making it day to day and functioning together.

I'm a part of Jane. I'm a part of Jane. I'm a part of Jane. I'm a part of Jane. I'm a part of Jane. I'm a part of Jane. I'm a part of Jane. I'm a part of Jane.

I'm a part of Jane. I'm a part of Jane. I'm a part of Jane. I'm a part of Jane. I'm a part of Jane. I'm a part of Jane. I'm a part of Jane. I'm a part of Jane. I'm a part of Jane. all of her parts to work together that can impact parenting jobs dating she has kids it's just a matter of us making it day to day and and functioning together and really being on the same page oh boy not things get really they just jump around i'm watching switching is there a stigma about the id that's most hurtful to you the stigma that's most hurtful is the parenting if you married her you should be allowed to kill her. I know what?

You should be like her you should treat her different Yeah, you really treat a couple of them which one of her personalities picks the shape of them eyebrows just fire that one That's the guy. Yeah, we have to get beast back on the eyebrows because mom fangool. She's she's kind of cute You don't mean that I think she's kind of good fat Anna Klum ski no she looks like Kelly Clarkson a little bit you know I'm a big fan of Kelly Clarkson that's mean the Kelly Clark I think Kelly's Kelly Clarkson's much prettier than this girl this girl looks like fucking Ryan Hamilton with long hair no she does not how dare you she's thick eyebrows dimples Ryan doesn't have dimples I'm a big fan of

dimples yeah she has dimples and she has the same laugh lines as me. All right, we're gonna take a break All right, fine. We have to take a break. But who has to take a break? We all of us the multiple personality We are the one we are. Yeah Guys, I like to believe that we are Six seven parts of the same person. Oh right there on Paco. Look like a big old bonfire. It's okay, it's inside of me. What is this guy's tag? Oh, what is the tag of the thing?

What's this guy's TikTok? So we can put it out there? Oh, it is Emily.Emil.Beast.Jack. Nice. Exclusively as questions of Beast.