The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Savage (feat.Raanan Hershberg)

Episode Date: October 13, 2022

Johnny Depp stalks the hallways as the crew does it's best to meet him, with no help from Raanan Hershberg.

And now the bonfire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. It's a big day it's serious. I mean it's huge. I've never seen so much security. Man they don't care about us when no one big is here. We really just get killed or hand-facked in any given time. But the B-52s roll in. Big day look old. Yeah, they're doing their last concert.

I bet. They're like ever. I think they're like yeah, not by choice probably Well, I mean Phil Collins is dragging it to death. He really should just let him die We even alone with that crotch. You don't man sit on his lawn and spray the hose at stray cats I really hope today's episode ends up being an all-timer There's an opportunity could be an all-time well tell people we've been on the on the journey Well first off. This is the bonfire Series XM Faction Talk 103. I'm Dan Soder.

That's Big Joe, Crescent. It's Boys Week. But we let a girl into the clubhouse. It was a little alone. Ruse and Birthday is a Bella Ocrescent. Recently, 20 years old. So weird. The princess of the Bonfire.

But your father is king. You would inhale over him. Your headphones on. I didn't even know you were putting you on Mike. Oh drag you know you can say it I was saying I was a dan drags you in for a change Okay, good she doesn't want to be what's funny is I always forget that you know Like when you're talking to your friends kids, you see the reflection of your friends sometimes in it Yeah, she's a smart ass. It's oh, oh yeah. You're Jay and Carla's daughter.

It's the way she'll like say some shit. Wait a cover with Carla. Right, I'm not getting that text later tonight. She's, I'm a comic too, Dan. I'm not doing that. It's your bag, baby. I'm playing. Oh, man, you got that person out here

from your dad and your mom. I've been around enough broken up families out of fucking backhand loaded. Well, I see so much of both of you in. Both of you. Slime to Rindrow. Don't want to get it a weird text from Carla. Don't want to have that ruin a night of Madden.

Can't believe you're not a professional comedian since both of you are bad. I'm sorry. But we, we walk in the studio, down stairs. And this is the whole thing, like B-52 is obviously. That was surprise when I walked in. We were like, oh, we were walking in the studio, well downstairs. And this is the whole thing, like B 52 is obviously that was surprised. When I walked in, we were like, Oh, B 52, but downstairs. I just did. We might be drunk with Mark Norman and Sam Rill and their producer,

Sal left to be a fine with the answer. Were they drunk? They actually were. Oh, um, and their producer got up. It was like, I'm going to shoot Johnny Depp, which, first I was like, you're going to go kill. He's like, I'm a photographer. I'm going to go take photographs without you. I'm going to shoot Johnny Depp, which first I was like, you're gonna go kill. He's like, I'm a photographer, I'm gonna go take photographs with Johnny Depp.

I'm gonna go merge. He'll excuse me, guys. Sorry, guys. I've got a mission. The reckoning is upon us. Oh, sorry guys, I just got me a tree in Kansas. Yeah, I'm gonna go take Depp out. My activate word hit, I gotta go.

So he was leaving, and you'll see when the podcast comes out of my tell, tell him to tell Johnny Depp to come on the bonfire. Yeah. I just completely was like, I'm gonna say I'm in jail. I'm like, I'll be Sam and Mark. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, dude.

Please handle this for us. I was like, get Johnny Depp. And that's it. And I was gonna tell you about that on there. Like, oh man, Johnny Depp's in New York. And then I get to serious, I'm going outside to me, Jay in the front desk, because we got Johnny

Depp coming at 530. So everyone be cool. Johnny Depp will be here at 530. You guys need to be like, it was basically like, I overheard the security meeting. Yeah, yeah. And I'm like, let's jump. I got so excited. Me and you got upstairs and we told Jacob and Black Lou.

Isabelle's Black roommates coming to meet her in the middle of the show. You think you can get tackled downstairs? Yeah, they I'm gonna be like who are you hell are you? She's like I'm Johnny Depp's new girlfriend And I like let it go leave that's my lady. That's my new mistress. Oh, I didn't know you look I like a spot of the chocolate. So we We want to get Johnny Depp and we told them we sent the orders of Jacob and Black Lou, they're just flying out in the space. They're out there right now.

I mean, chickens with their head cut off. They have no idea what that we sent him out to do a mission that no one we know is how to start. It's almost an impossible mission. I don't think I call it a mission of possible. I don't think they're coming back from this thing. There are suicide squad or they just both come back wearing a lot of scarving. That's how we know who they've been close.

And they go, yeah, we didn't run into them, but we have to jam out to a party. Sorry, Jacob's wearing a leather strap. Hey, Jacob, where'd you get the leather strap? What do you mean? Oh, this forearm thing? That's whatever. Oh, just a friend.

So they're gonna try to tell Johnny Depp to come on the show to talk about 21 Jump Street. I will not ask a question about his ex. I'm gonna say her name. We won't even bring up anything past 1998. She's trash garbage. Actually, the only thing we'll bring up past that would be Jumper Street. We don't need a time.

21 Jump Street movie and absolutely nick of time. You can put his guy named Nick. I have zero questions about his legal situation. Don't care. I have zero questions about the pirates of legal situation. Don't care. I have zero questions about the power to the Caribbean. Don't care. Some of his later, I mean, blow. Oh, damn, I got a lot of good blow questions.

Sure. Blow out second roles. It does, Christine. I got a lot of Hunter and Thompson questions. Yeah. I mean, we could roll, but really, he will be inundated with 21 jump street questions. That's how we're going to get Johnny to come on the show.

It's just let's talk 21 jump street. Can we, should we get someone mock us up a quick little waiver that we won't mention? Any, any lawyers listening to why she does, anybody might have said a shoot is over a quick waiver that we want to to act saying that we will not bring up anything. But if we can talk about about that trash bitch, I'm going to keep going with him. Yeah, I'm oversell now you have to. I'm going to oversell. I hate her. Pupin and beds like a goddamn garbage animal. I want to know what deluise was like.

Dude, what was and I was Dustin win. Did he get a little big for his purchase? Some points with a boot him back to being in about three episodes a year. What happened with that? Or what Or did he feel that when the writers wrote that episode about him on 21 jumps? So you go, dude, have that one eye, okay, you got accused of rape. That was crazy. You guys just went with it? He was there 21 jump-streeting.

Do you remember your guys just gay bashing up the zone? Oh, dude, what was the name of the place? Milestones? I got, I got bashed at Milestones. At Milestones, that was cool. That was the show. I know a lot about AIDS. How much about AIDS does he know?

That's what I want to get to the bottom of. I'll remember when he wouldn't drink the AIDS kids milk. I want to tell you what he can leave. We can talk about that episode and then he can leave exclusively. That is the AIDS episode. I'll go pitch it. I go. I want to talk to Johnny Depp about the eight episode I'll go pitch it to talent I go I want to talk to

Johnny Depp about the AIDS episode of 21 Jump Street I need to audience with the talent department real quick that's guys this is it I'm putting all my juice in this one play big jam are you listening please hear listening you're the boss yeah why is there any shop if you make this happen rain come across our thing rain your thunder down James we're running out of our friends to make guests. Yeah, James too big to come back on a regular work. It's so funny how nervous I'd get on people who I don't really have a zillion questions for. I mean, so if they were like, we're sending it. Oh, Jacob looks to give great news. Oh, man, you know what? I'll tell you right now for everyone off my Jacob made a um yeah But a noise more like this. What's up Jacob? What's the good news dude?

Cry babies coming in? Liam from talent coming in to explain this to you. Okay. I Mean I wouldn't hold your breath. He's coming in Liam is that's what I mean yes. Yes. Yes. Yes What is he explaining what is? Are you guys getting divorced? Who's explaining? You gotta tell me why. Why? Has to help us now? Is that my fault? Are we doing two Christmas? What is there to explain besides no? You guys

are on the couch. You're pushing the other. Yeah. Well, you pretty much got it, but I thought you'd actually want to hear it from him. I do. That were the black sheep of the... Unless you're part of the E Street band, this is not going to happen. Oh, I can say we're part of the E Street band. Yeah, did he?

He isn't, though. Yeah. We'll say Dan's nose is lost, Grun. Dude, you know what? We'll just ultimately deep fake him and make him think we're bruce. Oh, how dumb is he? Can we tell him that he lose the big man? Yeah.

Can we tell him black lose the big man? Yeah. We're telling black lose the big man. You ever? You have no sex? He's like, 10th Avenue freeze out, no? You've never seen me beg like I did outside. Ah, buddy. And I've been beg, and I've been doing a lot of the Lewis actually.

It was a hard shoot down. Look, Lewis actually got a hold of Liam. I didn't even, he's the one that actually got on the phone. Can I be dead honest right now? I'm dead honest with you With the company that we work for right now Jim big Jim listening up in heaven On Mount Olympus with the other God Jim as you stood upon Mount Olympus No one is listening to Bruce Springsteen station right now. Oh, is that what he's going on? Yeah, the East Street band. E Street radio. Yeah,

come on. You guys are pissing away an opportunity to make good radio. It's Bruce Springsteen interviewing him. You know what? I'm going to go the extra mile. I'm going to call Big Jim right now and see if he can pull any strings. Hell yeah. Because here's the thing about it. The people, there's people listening right now and listening on demand. That will burn this place to the ground. We will turn them into warriors. We will mobilize. But there's, there's, I'm being very honest, no one is listening to that Bruce Springsteen

station right now. Not a person. When they put the interview out, people might click on it. What it would do here and regenerated with bonfire is more than what they would do. And we have a caveat. We have a specific caveat. We're gonna go have her to pig in those face.

Right there. We'll burn a picture of her and put a Haitian hex on her. I might shit on her picture. You can. We'll also only discuss the AIDS episode of 21 Jump Street. Well, that's that's specifically He's gonna be weirded out by that. I would say that too much now that back a little bit to see We will ask we will ask questions about primarily 21 jump street and the goings on

What if he did something terrible to Judy Hoffs? We have no idea. Yeah, he's gonna talk about that He's like I don't know there might be some I did some things to Peter that he Couple of skilts and that he used to speak about. A couple of skeletons there would like to dig up. Let's just say the 80s were a fast and loose Peter Delewies and I found ourselves alone saying that. I want this as bad as you do. I know.

I know. You're preaching to the converted. I want to. I want to. Jacob, you're our man. You're our company man, but you're our man nonetheless. Lou. Paul, I'll call Jim, but he's got more direct information than I do.

I called three talent people. Oh, black. Liam called back immediately. I called a former talent person to call a talent person here to help us out. Cause they kind of looked at Jacob like it was a piece of shit. But I got rejected by one. You know, it's crazy. You know, it's crazy basketball play wise.

What happened was Jacob got stuffed hard right in the paint. rejected by one. I don't know. You know what's crazy? It's crazy. Basketball play wise. What happened was Jacob got stuffed hard right in the paint. You should be down right in the lobby. And Jacob tried to like, you know, get it up stuffed and then black Lou got the rebound and he's still a ball. He's still a ball. He's a ball. He's got 14 more seconds now on the clock.

You know, they're collapsing in, but what did they say? I mean Liam said he would come down and explain it to you, but I'll be happy. That's happy to tell you. Yeah. No, let's have Liam explain I really am. I think yeah, I think let me call big Jim. Yes, please daddy Jimbo dude big daddy Jimbo get big Jimbo Jimbo on the horn Jimbo He runs this place. He tells me in private that he actually runs this bitch. I just love it. It's like a doctor claw angle, like a very gold watch. Yeah. And then Jim just picks up the phone and goes, I'm listening.

Or he goes, McClure. Yeah. Go ahead. Big Jim here. Go ahead, Jacob. I'm listening. Go for Jim. Go for Big Jim.

Johnny Depp on this show. Would be a better product than him on e-street band. Tom, on the boring interview, they're going to talk about the guitars. Ladies, older women can't get wet to that. I'll buy one of his paintings over other people's paintings. Dude, I will buy so many NFTs. I'll be lousy with Johnny Depp NFTs. Honestly, I might go on the red cousin. He's probably gonna set myself back a little bit honestly. Probably might have to pull an old Gary Soder and steal some of Kathy's money.

It's a big deal. It's an investment in the future. Johnny Depp, damn, that would be a goodie. Dude, if Ronan came on the day that we had Johnny Depp, I'd be like Ron. Oh, here's Liam. Is Ron here? No, Ronan on it's coming on in six second hour Buddy come tell us why mom and dad don't love each other anymore

Why do they not love each other? We have to move again? Yeah, or do we have to go live with Uncle Michael? What's going on? What's here? You tell us Liam? Are they put in turn? I know the sign when they put turntables in the room as we have to move Yeah, the B 52s will be here in just a second. Yeah, I would love that. I would absolutely love that But we're gonna talk to ask for time. We're gonna talk to them exclusively in Fred Snyder voice So I'm gonna say that was the last show Bonfire. Yeah. Hey everybody look who's here Bonfire, damn daydue Everybody look who's here on five. I do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Why will they not bring Johnny Depp anywhere near? I mean, why would they I don't they want good radio?

We want to contest. I swear to you. We did a podcast in the pandemic about 21 jump street That's all we want to talk about right now. I understand you would it would do it. Well look was that breach of contract here? Yeah, sure Could you guys probably drive me through the mud? See the court if we turn that into a big big thing. It was always fears podcast probably not look at images there We did the paperwork They they have him sequestered downstairs away from everybody like Andy cone like every so that's why that meeting downstairs Is there like everything he's not talking about what she going on? He's not touching this floor until he goes on the air

Yeah, he shows you doing so he's interviewing with Stephen Van Zand on underground garage What I mean are you guys aren guys in the E Street band? Like, well, what can I tell you? Well, I just thought, could we say that we could say Black Wheels, uh, the big man? I mean, Hendrix is a great guitar player. It was a great guitar player. We'll be a great player. Man, I don't know.

What if, I'd say what we put a pop-up door on DJ Lou, he is Stephen Van Zand. Yeah, Gideon Gideon's back. Hey, what's up, Johnny? What's it like playing the guitar? Here's what I'm wondering though, because I come from an era of Ron and Fez. Fez Wattley was King Creep who would just dangle around the lobby stalking celebrities trying to pull them on to Ron's show. Really?

And I'm seeing Jacob Creep in the halls right now, and I'm seeing like there's some Fez stuff going on here. This I'm gonna make me a little nervous. Do you think oh you're thinking it's a bad thing. I think you're saying I was very bad reputation. FES would jump in elevators with celebrities to try to like I like it. I thought we were compiling the dumps. That's exactly what I was. I mean I miss FES. But I asked one talent person outside because these gentlemen are the kings of the show said we want Johnny Depp

Look you got to see what you can do. Yeah, you do you do so if it's if it means Jacob go be a creep. I'll do that Yeah, he actually asked Deb from the Thank you so much. Come on show that I super appreciate the idea how about we send Black Lou out to do it with the threat of if he says no, race, definite racism. Yeah, that's fair. He's trying to do an imagery bound.

So tell him first, first start with the honey, first start with the honey, tell him we'll buy some NFTs. If not, tell him he's a racist because he doesn't want to do a show with a guy named Black Lou. Oh, and Liam, since you couldn't come through, I went above your head and asked Jim to call Jared Fox. So please do call me a creep all you want. But I had to go above you. Dude, I love it.

I love it. I've never heard. Wow. Liam, my daughter here. Can I get two tickets for that Drake Apollo show? Black, black, no. Really? I just got shut down on all my ass.

Can I say something? DJ DJ Lou just guaranteed it outside really Probably get one ticket that because I got you one ticket he goes he goes dude This is how I feel today. He goes dude You're one of the hosts on like a big show here like they got you for sure It was maybe only one ticket and then Isabella had the idea to go, well then they can get a ticket too. I go there's your two tickets. Isabella immediate shot then we come upstairs. The B 52s hate us.

Then we find our giant devil coming in here. What is sniff us? Hey, man, we're all hungry here. Liam, Liam, do something resembling anything? Liam, before you go, I do want to ask Rob Thomas. Could you have him call us? Yeah, we can do that for sure. And Cory Feldman, if that would be.

Well, I've tried 10 ways on Cory Feldman. Cory Feldman won't do it. Yeah, he's got a five-point. We made a heck of a pitch to him. We said, unheard of, you can approve the content. We'll record the interview. And if you don't like it, it'll never air. Now, I don't know if that was true or not, but I took the shot.

He didn't write it. That would have leaked. Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah. He has a full G-Hot again. He would not, I tried to slip it through independent publicists and stuff and it just gets to him and he just shuts it down. I think he would have ended up liking us.

Yeah, I think so too. I guarantee we would have had a smiley photo. I'll tell you who would love us. Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp because we Spitter for is a talk exclusive 21 jump Street You think those old boomers are still going to the movies especially because he looks like the lead singer of the war on drugs now He does not look like Johnny Depp really yeah, but so great. So he came here to have Steven Zayn band-zant

Lisp spit all over him all day. You know I didn't and Van Zandt, Lisp spit all over him all day. You know, I didn't, it's the plan. You're... No, I didn't, it came with a little bit of a set theme myself. He goes, I did know that. What you don't know is am I Johnny Depp or a man that was paid to act like Johnny Depp. Could I be Johnny Depp or am I possibly the war on drugs guy?

Man, they won't ever, so he's coming up here, where is the interview that's why I'm saying Jacob's I like you're gonna have a correspondence on Jacob Jacob can't go out there and tell us what he's doing don't don't you want to go out and see him yes I do want break you think I'm gonna do a lap I'm gonna Wayne's world him with my fucking work pass on brink excuse me excuse me on break I say there's a 15% chance I pressed to him the fishbowl. I can't.

I'm gonna miss an impossible one. I can be outside so when I see him walking in, you guys come out so that you walk past him. He'll feel so fast. This is like I'm having a crazy, it's 2015 echoes. I'll text, I'll text to both of you. And you immediately come out and Lou will play intermission music. How about I call an elevator

When as soon as he gets out and then when the elevator door opens to go down to the lobby you snatch his floppy hat off his head No, not Mr. Magusto They were working here. I'm allowed to walk past Yeah, like they were breake I'm working here. I'm allowed to walk past Could go full cold closed the lobby you know Liam maybe Jarrah Fox has something to say that you don't Thanks, thanks for coming. He won't take my calls. I hope he takes yours Can you do something that resembles anything? My favorite Jacob lives in America. I do something that resembles anything.

Well sorry I couldn't be more helpful. No I do Liam, thank you for coming. Well listen you crushed everybody here a little bit today. Yeah, I sure think they should come down and give us the break. You made Lou look like a fool for promising my daughter Drake tickets. So sorry to tell you this but it's full guerrilla radio here on. We're an army of donation you've insulted our friend Jacob And worst case scenario you're probably gonna be cited in this racism charge that we bring up

So understood tag you Liam. Thank you. Thank you for trying to court you fucking pussy Jacob's damn Jacob. You don't hold back Jacob, Jacob, you don't hold back. What a drop. Oh, dude. Jacob, what a big gym say. What a, yeah. Now that we got, now that we got that pee on out of here, you get a big dog somewhere. You guys got your foot soldiers coming in.

No, family. I'm rules. He said he's going to, he's going to try. He's calling Jared. Yeah. I mean, what a pitch to Johnny Depp, just him and the elevator. Like these two comedians want to have you on their show And he's like why would I do that Jared Fox who scootered in the buzz?

No, we're not Not through Jared Jared loves the show, but When those two hot boys getting the room together, they're just gonna start like rubbing faces and sniffing each other He's not asking anything They're both two handsome. Oh, you you like to put to well, you got rocky handsome and preppy handsome Coming together in that world and I'm telling those two if those two kiss this place is gonna fire work The 12 the 12 panel screen out there might it fucking starts sparking like the natural It's like the bomb and it's the bomb and die hard three. They start kissing and you're like, this thing is gonna blow.

This thing's gonna blow this whole bill. The bulbs are going. Damn, damn, they really shut us down with ease here. They really have no problem saying no to us. Just be like, well, Liam's answer is there he goes, we go, why not? He goes, why do you think they're keeping you away from him? Like, I don't know. I wore up to the talent lady

And man she did she did give me the why are you talking to me? Like it was high school. Yeah, like I was getting She gives us that energy until someone above her who likes the show is around because there are people up top that like us You know what a work check if you would have said is there a man I could speak to Damn they love that Damn yeah, you should have given her madman energy Listen listen to you broad listen tits. I want to recipe for for a cake. I'll ask for it Give me Johnny Depp on the microphone

I didn't say I needed my kids wet nurse. Dude, look at me, you know, interviewer Johnny Depp. What are you? Man talking to man, but man stuff. Fix your lipstick and get back to me with it, yes. You know, why are you talking to me? He goes, excuse me, Prince says, you got a gentleman around here I can do it.

Dude, Jacob, I'm going for it. I don't like the cut of your jib. Jacob, I'm going for a 50 massage and this to get to Johnny Depp God damn it little less little less of this and more butt jiggle. Yeah, there's a little more walking Also, why can't you smoke in here see the people are calling people are mad dude. The people listen That's why I'm running for president against Dave Smith. Look at that. Look at those two different worlds coming. Someone on Memphis says they can't stand any trunk and why is he on before us. Another person says, got turned on and was

by listening to any trunk. So you know what? Different worlds for everybody right? World moves and waves my friend. And I think any trunk is a perfect lead in for us. You get to find out who the current base player is in warrant and you get a little information before you get your dumb giggles. I do want to know where seven Mary three gets their sneakers. I'd like to know that. Can I tell you about something while we're waiting to find out about Johnny Depp? Well, we get to know it's probably 90 percent. we're on death row, but we're making an appeal. Yeah, here's Johnny Depp or here probably welcome.

Welcome. Are you guys, are you Jay and Dana want to kiss you? Yeah. Can I come in? Oh, the bottom. Here's what happened. They shot me in an elevator and I drank too much purple. You know, no one even tries to ask.

If they asked him, he might say, oh, I love that show. Cause that's what he knows. Maybe he's heard us make fun of his NFTs or he goes I've actually got a school to settle with him. He's got a weird spanner sword that he smuggled in one of his bandanas. The bandita. Because this thing right here is an ankle knife. I'm going to take out the big headed one.

If the one with gloves comes in me, I don't know what I'm going to do. We should have him on. I think it'll work. It would just be his biggest one. It's the biggest one. We did a whole episode on what would be the biggest celebrity that we could get on one. Right.

It was our dream episode. Did he win? Yeah. I think he won. Who was second Eddie Farrellon? I think so. I think so. I think it That, and then who was second Eddie Farrellon? I think, I think, I think it was Eddie better. Speak and make Eddie Farrellon stand next to.

But I clearly have an update. Can we just send you guys out to do the FESWATLE thing and just call into the show, try to hop in the elevator with him, elevator lobby with him? Okay, Dan, I mean, get attacked. We'll get killed. He's got like Joe Rogan security. That's what the team's for, guys.

Yeah, you guys sacrifice yourself for things like that So we don't like fucking weirdos come on. It's your watch game of throws Yeah, I'm not good at that with anybody at all. I've you know you guys heard my JLo story a thousand times I Panicked took me two seasons to make eye contact with Damien. Yeah, and he wasn't even super famous for that show I mean like famous for sure, like a working, very heavy working actor, but like name wise. Yeah, not huge.

And yeah, take some while. Giamatti, now you guys like grab handfuls of cereal out of the same box. I love him. I genuinely get excited to see that, dude. Oh, I bet he's, I didn't ever get to work with him. Yeah, I bet he rules though. Dude, I talked to when Louis happened when

the Louis scandal happened. That's what I got to talk to about it first. Really? I read it online and then I went to a table read and Paul's face a shitty sounds. No, Paul. It's a great. You're like totally dude. I don't always be in hilarious about it. I was like, what a funny form of sexual harassment jerking off. And he's like, it is weird. It was like, it was like, Jim Odyp, he's like, yeah, it is, that's, you know.

That was the, G Mottie's gotta play Joe DeRose and the Joe DeRose is to where he was. I love it the same way. Joe's gotta play Paul G Mottie and the Paul G Mottie story. But Johnny Depp on our show would be better for his, I think it would, would it endear him more

than just doing an interview about old guitars? Yeah, this would be the best thing that ever happened to him. And he would love this more than anything he's done in years, but he just doesn't know. Yeah, they're not gonna get to him. They're not gonna be like, these guys love you. They watched your first show through the pandemic.

And they just wanna talk to you about how silly 21 Jump Street was. We don't want to act like it was like great or like make, also we don't want to dog it too hard because we love it. We just want to talk to them about it. We don't jump street? Yeah. I'd simply love it.

Yeah. I mean, it's fun to dog on though. Well, the ridiculousness of the ridiculousness, but I find it, I find the show very entertaining. Yeah. Like I wasn't like hoping they'd end half the time I was always like I was in yeah, and this my kick start sixth and jump again Josh on the phone says tell him the show that That show got us through the pandemic. Yeah, it was hard strings. Yeah, there's people who survived a virus They caused dangers here is now with the

The whole things based off is it anywhere else scarves and leather bracelets cuz he's dangerous? He's a bad boy too. Yeah, we're the bad boys of serious XM. J. W. Just that five years ago five years ago. We're five years running no one else in the building Let's make it we'll walk through everyone else this even dance So Jai is telling me you've never seen the sopranos. He's wearing a visor. Jay smells like Johnny Depp all the time Honestly, I think I'm wearing survives. I think you could walk by and he go who just walked by in Dude, I should walk out there with a guitar and four wool I'm holding a Like put a DMX but not cool

Jay we got about 10 seconds for all of these puppies power I don't have to play the guitar Just showing teeth like Just mean wolves Dude it's cuz of savage. This is cuz of savage Savage, so much of us. I Mean dude. This would be the best thing he could go on. I know With savages the thing that makes wolves not attack you

Unfortunately, he doesn't know that's the problem. Yeah, and his people aren't gonna know, but he might know We don't know that he doesn't know, but there might be someone listening that knows Johnny on a very that's got the back line and Can call him yeah, and I'm gonna hurt it with you. I'm sorry about that pig stuff. And don't beat don't you don't reach out to him. No, no, no. Ambi, I'm gonna need you to forget that. Let's say what I mean, is it on a live show? That's what I'm wondering. What? No. It's pretty. Yeah, it's gonna be a pre record. Nice, nice, nice. Problem. I don't think they do live programming on Bruce unless Bruce wants to cut in with the message He's like, all right, what's up everybody? It's Bruce Springsteen. There's an amber alert

He agreed to come in for Steven Van Zantjo. It's Steven Van Zantjo He's a musician Johnny loves musicians. We know that you can follow them. You can follow them. Oh They're probably talking scarves would be my guess does he know? a scoff? Does he know I have a pockets? Oh my god I'm sorry Jay, but I love you to death. There's no way you can outscarf talk I don't know about these days. What if we walk by those are the fishboas is filled with scarves. Oh, well Stephen Vanzato also just a non-stop scarves Stephen Vanzato like he plays both ends of the field I'll go out there and do the suit thing and look the gangster roll and then pop up with the bandan is again and I

don't know if I believe it. Damn it dude. Damn it dude if we could get Johnny Depp. Music interview. That's it. With Jeff Beck. Oh it's an interview with Jeff Beck. And it's him and Johnny Depp together. Oh Jesus. Tell him if he comes in we won't have Jeff Beck. Jesus tell him if he comes in we won't have Jeff Beck Condra Walk by do you walk by him in the hall? To in the on the commercial. I'm walking by a scarf You guys better film me walking by this He goes real quick absolutely do that still almost give like a cool piece. I absolutely when you're in the a chord and you're bending it like a son of a

Who's that in the scarf? Yeah, who's that scarf guy? Excuse me. I'm interested as a show over here called the bonfuckers. I'm interested You know key things to bend the G chord like this need play who's that in scarf? I want to know who that man is Who's that man the scarf and shorts Scarfish is like that's like the Sunday cartoon Oh, Jay you put it on as a gag. I think it looks great. Yeah, no, that's like it does look cool. I'm on you looks great. I like it This whole thing is about thumbs up with thumbs down Thumbs up, dude. That gay scarf looks good on you. Do a chunky scarf, dude.

A chunky scarf. You might be able to pull Johnny with the scarf life. I'm gonna try. God knows I'm gonna try. I look pretty rock and roll. Does anybody have a, is there a guitar floating right here? I could put it around in my strap around myself.

Do what if we get one? What if we loony tunes him? Yeah. What if we loony tunes him? Right? Cause Jeff Beck, Jeff Beck's an old Brit. Am I correct about that? Oh yeah. So what do we getony tunes him? Yeah, what if we loony tunes him? Right? Mm-hmm. Because Jeff Bet, Jeff Bexon old Brit. Am I correct about that? Oh, yeah. So what we do, we get a meat pie from one of these pubs around here. Okay. Go get a hot meat pie. Hot meat pie?

One physical thing we have to do is crack the fish bowl, fish bowl door. It's a heavy door, we know that. Just crack it enough that the stench, the smell of a meat pie can hit Jeff Bex nose. Okay. Luring him out. He comes like a cartoon. Steven Van Zahn is not a professional owner, reer. It's off to the house. What's happening? Five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, whoa, what's happening right here? And then you walk by who's the guy in the short scarf and guitar the man with the red hair and the scuff and the shorts and the guitar and the shorts and the gloves and the guitar and the gloves and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things and the things We hit him with an interview where next thing you know he's reaching out to Holly Robinson Pete They're having dinner in LA catching up on old times. I just did the show It was one of the most fun things we talked about the old times. It was the best thing I ever did Honestly brought me back to a much happier place turns out I wanted to be on the show, but I didn't even know it yet Holly will you forgive me? I'm sorry that they made Huff such an unbearable character.

You were horrible, your job. You were the worst police officer since Derek Chauvin. There wasn't an episode of 21 Job Street. We're right in the middle. Judy Huff didn't go. I'm a cop. Stop. Everyone's there.

Don't touch yet. We had him. I know you're a major drug dealer, but I like you now because I'm a band. I also under cover work. I oversimplathized and I'm a cop. I want you to be away with this. It's a crack. Yeah, that's how we got to her. What a nitwit.

But Johnny would have so much fun to go. You know, it's funny. You know, it's funny. I have for real for the first time Let you go You know it's great about that new episode I like those intolerance so I literally I already had AIDS it didn't matter if I drank the milk or not I was getting that old magic Johnson treat

I got the old lady's cocktail it goes sure for a year I had to have a handful for the pills every morning. Who's calling black losers at Johnny Depp? So Johnny Depp calling, saying, Johnny Depp saying he's ready. I'm hoping Liam, I mean, Jared is working his... I'm putting these glasses on. Using his hot looks action to do it.

Well, hot boys, hot boys can out, that's like rams. You see, they get in there. Yeah, exactly. You want a good time with some guys. That's like Jay and I are silly boys. When we get around each other Especially like when Chris the stuff and I had that hawk all around her we start silly boy I'm like huh? I'm doing voices and Jay's like fucking well tell me your name. Where are you from the next thing?

You know damn she's laughing at that my neck hurt my neck hurt from turning around to entertain this beautiful girl And she was giggling like a child being tickled. I was like I think this problem's gonna be is You know if me and Dan have to split this girl I guess forever because she's now both of our girlfriends and as soon as we got to the hotel So I was like all right. I'm gonna go have sex with this guy. Thanks dummies, and then we saw Chris I saw Chris like two weeks later. I was like did you have sex with that girl? It's like oh, yeah over and over again It's that's cool me and Dan went to find that if they had snacks in the lobby And then I think watched YouTube videos. Yeah, that's exactly what we wore Chris had cool man

Jay, so this is why we need hot boy energy. Yes. Yeah, I'm gonna throw my shades on now the scar I love what Jay's doing because Jay's also hitting from the area of accessories which Johnny Depp dude on my life I'm bringing my I'm bringing a bunch in my wristlets with me to pop on for my special this weekend. I was looking at him this morning and I was like maybe just tomorrow morning today if you think I'm going to go that's like a cash day. All I have today is bonfire really then I'm going to go pack for Vegas or no I have two sk, but I'm packing for Vegas. So I was like, that isn't an easy day.

I was just not dressed down, but just like, not overthink the accessories. Why? Why put it all on when I have to take them off the pack? Sure. Damn, if I was wearing those right now, do the jingle jangle and he comes down that far. He would hear it.

He would hear it the way that, it's the way that my dog knows when we're gonna go for a walk. The jingle jangle jangle. Cause I'll do my pushups and she'll hear me and she'll be like, he's breathing different. And she runs out because she knows. If you hear a jingle jangling, it'd be like, he's gonna go,

someone's gonna go, is there a dog in here? He's gonna go, no, no, that's not a dog. No, a dog sounds different. He goes, just to shut up and let me hear it. Be quiet. He goes, that's a nine inch skull, tight tape platinum bracelet. Am I right?

Son of a bitch, John, you are right. Yeah, that's crazy. I heard that in my other way. It's got a puky shell. It's mostly made of leather and a like a clasp. You're getting me excited. What if the door opens and then you hear Ching, Ching, Ching, Ching.

Coming up, little louder, louder louder. And then, come on, Jacob. Four wolves. Four wolves. Oh, no. Coming up little louder louder louder and then come on Jacob wolves Did what a four wolves to me the elevator? Sorry, these are my advice friends I lock everywhere with a mini amp keep bring it up. I Attach this mini-amp to my

Keep bring up on the screen ears, we can see the wolves. Oh! Oh! Jake. Oh! Jake. Johnny. I hope him and Jeff back. Maybe Jeff Beck has to go to bed early. You know? Look at these.

Yeah. Yeah, JD. Oh. Oh. Isabel, you have to understand something. Johnny Depp was the fucking coolest guy Ever in the 90s like the coolest and we just ladies all through the 90s late 80s all through the 90s like undefeated and then Just a then a great actor Cash gorgeous man in his downtime. Yeah, So, but. Isabel, this does nothing

for you who's walking with wolves right now. Yeah, dude. It's an elixir. It's an elixir. But it's also we put wolves under your control. You'll see in life that that people that are up here sometimes just in life that you'll see there's a time where you might not necessarily be going the same way, but you'll cross paths. This is our time to cross with arguably one of the biggest celebrities of our generation. When I was 13, maybe I can't think of time when 21 Jump Street came out, but it was out. It was wrong. A couple of seasons in probably, and I went to the Philadelphia car show. That's when I met a Lissamilano.

Yeah. And I told you there was no line for Benjamin Seever from growing pains. But because they always have celebrities to car shows, it was like autograph sessions basically, waiting a long line. That was cameo back in the day. When Johnny Depp came in, I mean, it was Backstreet Boys level, whatever that is now, you know, I mean, like BTS, whatever those things were, everyone's crying and going. It's like Bieber. He was like Bieber. He was that big. And he's became a humongous movie star in

major, major movies. Great actor. Dear guy, interesting guy, did play music, married a French model had kids with her. He's just, he murdered on island. Bought his own island? He's like, he did Pirates of the Caribbean and all of a sudden, you're like, oh, so now Johnny Depp has like, billionaire money, because he's just gonna get paid.

He was always cool, but now he's like, buying his own island and shit. Like one of the richest guys. And then, what Dan, what Uncle Dan's talking about is the Bella. Yeah. Is we, Dan on this weird little rocky, slow incline. Step by step. You know, we don't want to get a, we get shin splints.

Yeah. Come on. You take a nice and easy crawl. Johnny Depp's been up here for so long, but that doesn't last forever. And now he's trickling, trickling down. And that whole moment is funneling down to the lobby of this building. Yeah. And if we can get him on, now here's the thing.

We, as we slow instead of Lee crime, he could be coming down, Bink off us. We send him back up a little because he's like, oh, he's down with the regular guys. Is it you right? I should do a season eight of 21 Jump Street boom. Let's do it. Let's do it. Bam. You're welcome. It's forgiven. It's on TBS. That's not the place we wanted. It's a land. But we got a piece. It It's on and you can say a shit after 10 o'clock. Watershift. Jacob.

Hey, Jim has not responded yet, which now I'm getting excited that maybe there's a chance because he would have said no already. Here's the great thing about Jim Accler. He loves the show and he comes from, he's got pull here. He's our boss, obviously, but he's worked with Stern, he's like done shit, where like if he says something's gonna work. He's your boss, he's my lord. But if he says stuff to the very powerful here,

they listen, he's got their ear. I think his young depth's number would be my guess. It's a big jump. Oh yeah. We have the time for our Gakki, who has the time for this? Why you, please? Yeah Project get Johnny underway welcome to the bonfire series XM facts talk 103 on bands So that is big joe Jacinda car life run on harshburg's supposed to be coming on to promote his special out on YouTube I don't know where it is. He'll do I am I haven't heard from him.

I think he would text me if there was a problem. If there was a spot of the problem. Yeah, but guys, it ran into the depth downstairs. I told you forgot that we have a guest coming in. Ron on is supposed to be here. Not here yet. I mean, I didn't forget he's just coming on. He's going to follow in the wake of this Johnny Depp

wait. We also got it. It's what Jacob got it's a busy day. Yeah, we also his bell's roommate coming in the meter Yeah, you got a bus on it. It's another thing for racism now, dude We get another mark for racing who doesn't come in. I'm not going to room with all those blacks Detroit I'm word I already get rid of the turrets in my life. Whoa Terrets in a bed. Whoa Where you said you? Got word from big Jim Where go?

We're not a go Jared's even Jared's Hot guy energy couldn't couldn't pull this off. He said sorry. I love the bonfire, but He's only doing Stephans and andin leaving. Nothing he could do. Where's he going? Where's he going? Is some castle on the upper west side of drink wine after? It's going to vampire ring. He's going to vampire ring store and so how?

Yeah. Why don't you come to fucking New Jersey and play me in Madden. Pussy. Dude, I am going to take a picture. Can we get a picture? They're filing in now. All the people are filing in to watch. So he's not there's like an audience that's

going to watch. How do they select the audience? I don't know. Could it be us? Can we watch? Can we put on the best stuff and go watch? You can watch you can. We ask a thousand questions. Oh my god. Before you guys go on with your stupid

spitty conversation. Oh, run on here. Okay. What I suggest is that you walk behind the audience and that Lou film you casually walking by because then you can get the fish bowl. This is going to be big, Jay. Without getting in trouble. We can't do this real time, you know what I mean.

So you're going to have to go on your mission. You're already depped up. You got the glasses, the scarf, the guitar. I just read all the commercial. Okay. Yeah. How long is it going to be in this? Are we done all of our reads? Probably an hour. No, I got one read. So. Okay, yeah. How long is he gonna be in this?

Oh, we done all of our reads? Probably an hour. No, I got one read. Do we get him both? You know what? Fire it up quick. Run on it's coming. Go.

Let's just do it. Some people use the word game changer loomsley. I mean, did it really change your life? Well, Dan, don't speed through it. I'm not. Really corking. We still have to keep our sponsorships. We only got two left.

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Now we fly when we want. We're not. He's going to probably have questions for me Ron on's gonna definitely we have to catch him up I Don't think do we have the plug of this what's the name is special. It's on YouTube. He's I watched I watched a Goal. Oh man. I don't want to I don't want to be this guy. I'm not on her spirit live in life God or not jokes from the underground from the underground you did it the village underground. Yep That's 15 on it's great. You 50 specials of that place, huh? Yeah, we did

We did the Tulsa blue whale colony festival together got to hang out with run on He knows he's like to his podcast with Joe list. He's like, uh, goes on the road, Louie. Oh, I know. We're not. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I didn't know if you knew. I knew, Ronon. I might know. We're not. And we'll find out. Come on. Longer than any of you. Probably. I, uh, who's down in, uh, Louisville. Yeah. And I, Christine, one of the first things gig she ever got me. Yeah. But let's talk about dogs. It was a funny, there's a funny thing up to this. Yeah, you probably do. I think you do know, I only know I met, we hung out that weekend. He did the shows with me, I think, or was it, and we just like hung out afterwards. Why not to eat and shit? Oh, hell yeah. That's what's great about the road.

And then our guy comes to New York and then like, um, Shane did that with column. I met column in Ireland. Yeah 2016 and then in like 2019 bless you Callum had already been here, but Shane's like this is my buddy column. I'm like, I don't call him from Ireland Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, that was just fun when you have it I said if people started getting no card now John Carden. Yeah When they see him and I'm like, that's cool. So I just met on the road who now like he's doing skanks best this week Yeah, Jeffrey Asmis is in at the seller now. So it's cool to like go there and be like,

Hey, all right. Your other proJ Dean Del Rey. Now work in the seller. Kill her. Kill her. Everything's killer. Dude, I want somehow the universe to correct itself. When Johnny Depp walks in the studio.

And honestly, if he walked in at 650 I Don't care me there six minutes No, I don't care if you it would just about the next show We just have to fight stay on oh we just won't go off. Yeah Pirate radio dude you heard it fire us we're talking to depth dude. It's gonna put us on the map The questions we ask about 21 Jump Street are gonna be groundbreaking. People are gonna not pick up their kids from daycare. Like I got to hear how this goes. Oh my God. He's really getting into it. He's talking about this right now.

He goes, Dustin Winn was a bit of a diva. A lot of people don't know this, but he physically threatened a lot of people on it. What's up dude? In studio. Ron on Hershberg, his special live from the underground. Who's saying it right, me or you? I say, we're non. I say, Ron on. Who says it better? Hi. Are we either one of us correct?

Either one of us correct. I know that's an annoying answer, but you can go either way. It's like, Ron on or Ron on. How do you Ron on? Because it's Hebrew, so that's like in Hebrew, you gotta have that, you know, that, Ron on. He's like Ron on or Ron on. I do Ron on because it's Hebrew so that's like in Hebrew you got to have that you know That's also Jewish you're good buddy. Thank you. You too buddy Well, I look like a jerk off but that's with purpose it's coming up soon

Yeah, how hard was it how hard was it getting in the building? It was like mission impossible when they have to go through the Laser isn't so and they're crazy Johnny depths here. I he me that when I got in, I don't think I saw him. You know what they're keeping him like under and then he's going to come up and talk him and Jeff back are going to talk about Van Zahn. What everyone is interested in. Well, so we made a pitch at the beginning of the show we found out. Jay and I had a podcast in the pandemic. Our fear. Our fear of the podcast in the pandemic. Legally might have been a trouble if we did that. Okay. Jay and I were guests on our isha fears podcast in the pandemic. Legally might have been a trouble if we did that. Okay.

J and I were guests on our isha fierce podcast. Sixth week, sixth and jump, when we watched 21 Jump Street from the beginning. So we followed Johnny Depp's career. And we've been, we loved it. It was very fun to go to the pandemic. So we came in today and we were like, get Johnny Depp on the show.

And then I came in. No, huge disappointment. I don't know. We think you're the reason you might come on. We think you're the reason you might come on. We think you're the reason you might come on. And I say it run on. Is that run on?

I say it like that. You saw the door over here. Johnny? Is that Hersberg? I was just watching a live from the underground. Oh, H.berg, what's up, bro? I love it. We have a lot in combo.

We're both from Kentucky. That's what I mean. So you can talk to him about Kentucky. Can I,? I love it. We have a lot in combo, both from Kentucky. That's what I mean. So you can talk to him about Kentucky. Can I, do I have to use this as a crazy if I don't? Well, it is crazy. You're going to miss. He plays music and sound effects.

I just feel weird with it, but it's like, I'll do it. This radio. You usually do like morning radio and stuff. No, no, I just, I just, the headphones off, but I'll adjust. I'll adjust. But, uh, I feel comfortable. Yeah, but I'll adjust I'll adjust yeah But uh, I feel yeah, if you more comfortable definitely Well, I forget I'll put it on when you're playing something that cool. You'll have no idea. Okay. I just I don't know It's just something you can probably hear it through there. Yeah. Yeah. I don't I feel more than that

Okay, am I this is good? Johnny that might be like this Yeah, I'm trying to have you deal with the quirky diva You guys might throw in some purple curtains Run on's bringing us Kentucky brother. Yeah, I'm trying to rehearse for yeah, can you yeah, we got to get a little darker here and No questions about Amber Um, that's exactly it. We're non- promoting a new special. They did the Vogue Underground. Yeah, jokes, uh, jokes from the underground. Yeah.

And, uh, very exciting. And funny. Dan was like, uh, you know, talking, Dan knows you also. And he was like, uh, he was giving me the rundown of like, he's like, hey, does this, he's up in here. I go, I think I know we're not longer than anybody. Yeah. I know you're from because we did, uh, I know you're from the Louisville. Yeah, I know you're from the Louisville. Yeah, I know you're from the Louisville.

Yeah, I know you're from the Louisville. Yeah, I know you're from the Louisville. Yeah, I know you're from the Louisville. Yeah, I know you're from the Louisville. Yeah, I know you're from the Louisville. Yeah, I know you're from the Louisville. Yeah, I know you're from the Louisville. Yeah, I know you're from the Louisville.

Yeah, I know you're from the Louisville. Yeah, I know you're from the Louisville. Yeah, I know you're from the Louisville. Yeah, I know you're from the Louisville. Yeah, I know you're from the Louisville. Yeah, I know you're from the Louisville. Yeah, I know you're from the Louisville. Yeah, I know you're from the Louisville.

Yeah, I know you're from the Louisville. Yeah, I know you're from the Louisville. Yeah, I know you're from the Louisville. Yeah, I know you're from the Louisville. Yeah, I know you're from the Louisville. Yeah, I know you're from the Louisville. Yeah, working that weekend we had a we had a great time I do that was the place though I think I always remember that Ron and Fez speaking of another time they're coming up on the air today they put you up at a house a condo yeah it's it's it's like an old haunt at a house sort of a weird weird place the sheets were like shitty how do you know you made it on the beds yet had a little backyard it like an old Haunted-E house sort of weird weird place the sheets were like shitty

how do you know you made it on the beds yet had a little backyard it was fine it was so many things from that weekend by the way that was the weekend also that uh while it was going Ari got Aaron Berg's phone what was it Aaron Berg yeah Ari Shafir got Aaron Berg's phone Christine still was a manager at the stand and start texting his like undying love for her. I remember that. And then she was like, I'm actually seeing Big J.

You might not know that. You might not know that at all. And he goes, which is you don't might not know that. He goes, I don't care. Like I'll treat you right and blah, blah, blah, and all this stuff. And it was so funny that there's a moment where Christine

has to be like Am I into air and Suck if she was like okay, let's do it. Yeah, I have big worried the concern about that You told me you gave me some very encouraging advice that weekend. Yeah It was it was me there was some opener and you're like he's not going anywhere, but you you should move to New York You're funny. Don't wait. And then I waited seven years.

It was awesome when you came up to it. I did remember I'd seen your name, like kind of going around and that's, that's fucking awesome. I forget her. The host was we, me and him shared that condo also. Oh, boy. He was also in the, in the kind of nice guy from whenever remember, but that was I know who it was But I want to yeah, but I was again in a room with like the sheets are like stained and ripped in this play I had heard already that

Was April, Macy refused to stay there or something great and And she's not wrong. It would be at say at nighttime odd, odd and creepy for sure. Going back to this haunted house by yourself at night. I think they have video tapes, VHS video tapes in a VCR if you wanted to watch stuff. Very weird. Yeah. She's a real diva for not wanting to get assaulted. Yeah, yeah. But when I was laying on that bed in the afternoon when they playing, I think I hooked up video

games. I may have had to get an RF adapter because it was like red and white. Yeah. You had to go with the RCA chords. Yeah. And I'm playing in the room and I'm listening to Ron and Fesh show and they had Shelby. Remember Shelby?

Yeah. Of course you heard Shelby. He produces Jared Freed's podcast. Yeah. Shelby comes on there and he goes and I'm sitting in this just, I'm going to play making no money for this weekend really. And I hear him go and goes, so Ron Beddington goes, so, Shelby, you have a thing of the comics who are about to, you think comics are about to be the next wave, like the next big wave

of comics coming out. And he starts saying, he's saying names, he's like, you know, just name names like Joe List, Mark, and whatever. And all agreeable things. And then Ron, at the end of the five, goes no big J in there using on the big J There goes big J has been doing it for a while so I hate to say but I feel like if he was gonna Probably what had happened by now and I was just like what the perfect Environment to hear exactly you're like you're like well, they're not wrong. I'm playing a place called comedy caravan

You're getting mugged in the room in the moment. Yeah, no, I don't think that. I mean, if there was the ghost in the house, he was bad for you. Ooh, he like, does it daytime haunting where it's like, hey, I was murdered here. I'm dead, but I feel really bad here. And at that time, I say it was like, you know, 15 tops,

15 people are show, maybe knew who I was. And maybe of those 15, like, seven were like fans that were like, you know, I mean, other than like, oh, I know who he is versus like, I'm a fan of what he does, which is, it was just soul crush that weekend in every possible. And we're not on point being, you were a bright spook. So I remember after the shows, we'd go, you told us to kind of go with some like bars like a little strip mall.

Yeah, the back door. Yeah, and we'd go there and we had a blast, man, we just drank and fucking eight shitty appetizers. Now, the good time. And then funny, it was like year like my career is not going well for me. I was like, oh, I'm doing well, big day. So they should move to New York. Hey, yeah, you were flying after that weekend. You're like, I might be a big New York City comedian. It was like, I should, I should not give up on my dreams as he put the gun back in his mouth. Yeah. That's so funny. You got what it takes, you got what it takes, kid. If, like that, what's it, uh, low-resides nice, but I saw

I finally look around the outer boroughs. Yeah, yeah. What's the, go to a story. I kind of wish you would have told me a such a dark topic. Maybe you would have quit comedy. I was like, God, he's doing well. I'll get advice from him. This guy, this guy, this guy, this guy,

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