The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Scolded Producer

Episode Date: May 21, 2024

Bonfire Court is in session as Jacob tries to explain his feelings to Big Jay and it continues to be awkward. They had an on-air argument last week about the temperature in the studio. So they will settle their dispute on the air. Jay revisits the movie Poor Things in which Emma Stone has lots and lots of sex. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf

And now the bonfire with Big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly Mob deep baby mob deep mob deep. That's right, baby mob deep. Oh Yeah mob deep mob deep baby part two. Shook Ones, part two. Shook Ones, part two. Wait, oh, so you didn't know that the band was Mobb Deep? It was Mobb Deep. Yeah, it is. Shook Ones, part two. I said part two.

No, I said part two and then you said part two. Yeah, but I said part two first. No, no, no. I said Mobb Deep, part two and then you said. Oh, right. Yeah, but I knew the song. I don't think you knew it was Shook Ones, part two. Shook Ones, part two.

Shook Ones. Shook Ones. Part two. Shazam. Shook Ones. Shazam. I don't think you know who shook ones part shook one part two shook ones shook ones part two Deep deep deep deep. We'll be right back at this commercial break. See you guys later We only have two ad reads today, but it's more than anybody else in the network and that's all we can hope for Is that we defeat everybody on our own channel we want we want to have More ad reads than anybody we had ads I don't know if it's really the fact we had an ad sales meeting recently and me and Bobby told a lot of dirt on

Everybody else in the network Like you know Eddie trunks got Eddie? Because he keeps kids in a trunk. In his house. Go look. Go look in Eddie Trunk's trunk. You'll see. And then, Stephen Stinger's not going to advertise with that kind of shit. He won't get involved in that. You know Sam's not really married, right?

That's a whole farce. Oh my god, the whole thing's played. The only thing real is Jim. Jim is real. Jim, Jim Norton and this thing is very very real Sam has hair It's gonna pull out a hair. He wears a bald cap every day. It's all bullshit. He hates wrestling too, by the way things bullshit all horseshit Damn, Fennoy is going back to the sphere this week

To go from Grateful Dead now. I tell you what I don't I hate I hate the music to go from Grateful Dead now. I tell you what, I hate the music, but I was watching clips of that experience that they're putting on there. Which, Grateful Dead? It looked pretty amazing. Well, I'll say this, he had me look at one, and is that good?

Because maybe that'll be something, because the thing he sent me was pretty cool, of a video, the music. A picture of his cock? A picture of his cock. No, the music is so like Low and like slow for that like the music's not Yeah, yes, I'm saying it's like they're not playing It's not my thing. No, it's not anybody's thing. No, it's it's all good. It's all those people's thing. Yeah smelly hippies

Yeah Anybody's thing. No, it's it's all good. It's all those people's thing. Yeah smelly hippies Yeah Like they put the Bears up in the hotel and there's like a whole flea market happening outside They put the Bears what like the the the bear logo. There's like statues up in one of the hotels really. Yeah And there's like the whole Outside like market like where there's vendors and artists and all that John Mayer show, dude Look at that. He's all up in there old-ass Bob Weir I Mean visually though if you went to a concert and it was just them on a stage

With the sky behind them. I'd fucking hang myself But it should be there with all that shit behind them actually makes it If you look at it just like oh, this is the sound this is the this is the stupid video This is the sound of the stupid video. Sorry. This is the stupid sound of this awesome video Yeah, you know cuz there's one with a look. I feel like I could play this You could I could just put my fingers on the strings and pluck If you went there put on headphones and played Van Halen to this you'd have a great time Yeah, it's not a bad idea. The sphere is just ridiculous. Yeah, well every show cost millions of dollars

I wonder if they're gonna do another one somewhere like if they're gonna put one in another city Another sphere. Yeah, like a New York sphere one in another city. Another sphere. Yeah, like a New York sphere. That'd be wild. What does it hold? I wonder what the... Seven million people.

No, I don't think it's seven million. Two million. Two million. Two million. Now I think we're getting closer to the actual number. 280,000 million. 280,000 million people. It's infinite.

It's an infinite place. Once you go into it, you go somewhere else. I'm a lot higher than I thought. It's like the portal. It's a portal it, you go somewhere else. Tired than I thought. It's like the portal. It's a portal, oh the portal. They shut that down because a girl just showed her cans. It's pretty hilarious. Yeah, they didn't shut it down

because somebody in the end showed the tower's burning. It's pretty funny. Somebody on that side, they go, all right, you're live with New York and someone held the twin tower. Twin tower's getting smashed into. So bad. You know what blew me away about that

I don't know why I didn't think was a Dublin right? It was Dublin. I don't I didn't think that Ireland had that like nasty of a Of a comedic sense, you know, I mean Irish people. Yeah You talked to column column tile Yeah, I guess you're right. They're edgy people man. Is he Irish or Scottish? He's Irish man. Scottish is the same thing. Scottish is the different accent. Duncan MacLeod from MacLeod. It's not that much different. It's different. It's that one and then Irish is ah tee tee tee tee tee. I looked her name up on the golden pages. Oh, ha ha ta ta ta tee ha ta ta ta. Very simple, you're right. Tee tee toot tee tee tee tee.

Ta ta tee tee toot toot. It's music to steal gold to. Rob. Or hide gold to. He violated a rub. Rob, he violated a. You ever see that movie? Mm-mm. Which was it? Rob Roy. No.

With Liam Neeson. Would've checked right out on that accent you were just doing. That's my problem with those movies. You don't like the accents? They'd be baby reindeer. You throw a gay rape into something, I'll watch your stupid accent.

But there better be gay rape in the middle of that. Gay rape is what gets you? Yeah, if I just watch that, Rob Roy, I bet no one even gets gay raped in that. I don't know the story of Rob Roy. Yeah, you need some action with your ADHD. You need that dopamine to drop. Yeah, and I'll tell you what I have learned though,

aggressive nudity will not get me into a foreign film. Aggressive nudity. Or a period piece. Yeah, like a movie's got a lot of nudity, but like Emma Stone, here's the problem with the internet. Years ago, I had to watch that girl Frankenstein movie, Poor Things, because she's getting fucked and her pussy's being shown the entire movie, they said.

But now, you can just go and look at still high quality pictures of that scene. And who needs to watch that shitty movie then? You don't need the buildup, you don't need the like, you know, the making of it, and then all of a sudden she does some weird shit and then she goes to have tea No, it would have been the greatest thing in the world had I not known any of that and you watched a movie when I was A kid and there's no internet But now before it comes out to go everyone saying Emma Stone's doing some crazy sex scenes in this new movie

And then you go, oh wow, I'll type that into Pornhub And here we are watching and here we are as we speak, watching Emma Stone. Her big Jacob doll eyes. Ugh. It looks like one of Jacob's dolls, doesn't it? It does. Exactly like it. Wow.

Oh, you get the green with that plane too. Yeah. It actually goes good with that movie. I'll say what? That's never made better sense to me. It's just show that movie on the screen. Yeah, while Emma's getting railed show that movie up on the sphere Why'd you get rid of her having sex Christine?

God Yeah, yeah shows her beaver so much and It's Harry. Yeah as it should be be. As it should be. She's Frankenstein. She's a Frankenstein girl. It's a period piece, dude. They didn't trim shit back there. You have to stay authentic. Whoa, whoa, oh, come on. Yeah, this is like a...

Does he have a girdle on? This is like harlequin weird science. Oh, why is he doing that? Sucking her tit? No, but he's licking it like it doesn't taste good. I always wonder in those scenes like that, that was just a titty in his mouth, right? Do they bring in the body double

for the titty in the mouth, or does she just go like, who cares, just lick my tit, come on, let's go, let's film the scene. I had to do a sex scene once. Yeah? Yeah, I shot a pilot, and I had to have sex with my wife, and they put one of those things on me, the socks. Oh.

And it, it, my, my, it kept falling off because my penis just went in my body. Of course. Yeah, you're like, can you put a rubber band on the end of this sock, please? The natural elastic isn't working the best. The only way this sock's gonna work, if you put something in my butt,

while we're doing this. And that's something that's long enough to go through my butt, into my penis, and push it out all the way Do you have something like can you hook this up to a squirt gun and shoot stuff into my butt? Jink jink jink jink. Squawk squawk. Oh, here's the biggie. What is that? She's all tied up Yeah, I think this is the big bush scene. There it is. It's not that big. No, it's great. Is he just humping her leg? Yeah, Christine. I didn't watch the movie. I just told you I know but we're watching the scene right now I don't know the context of this. He could be humping her leg. Yeah. Christine, I didn't watch the movie I just told you. I know, but we're watching the scene right now.

I don't know the context of this. He could be humping her leg, he could be fingering her butt. I don't know, I looked at her bush, I'm not gay. She's doing both. She's tied up to the ceiling and this man is humping her leg like a dog. He's humping her leg.

You happy, Christine? I looked at not her pussy that time. Can I ask a question? Yes, Bobby, of course, this is your show. Thank you, I appreciate that, Jay. It's your show too, and I appreciate you Nice to see everybody by the way Why is a

Frankenstein girl? Why is she fucking in every scene? Why is she having sex at every why else would you make a Frankenstein girl? She's curious about like being human. Is that what it is? Mm-hmm. Oh, I don't know. I thought the guy made a Frankenstein girl so he could fuck it a bunch. And then she just went and banged everybody. A black guy in those times? Tawdry. Wow. No one saw that coming. Could a black slave get killed

for fucking a Frankenstein woman? Yeah, because he ruined the vagina for the rest of the white guys. Oh my God. It's not a racial thing. It's a vagina ruining. On that Frankenstein girl's deathbed, she admitted that she lied about the assault.

Oh, piece of shit. Oh, is this lesbian stuff? No. Is that a girl? That's a man. That's a young man. I don't know if it is. It's a girl.

Oh, well. You fucking racist. There you go. Wow. Mistake number one. Wow. She had lesbian sex. There was two big things that probably

wouldn't be that cool back then. Lesbian sex? Lesbian sex was big. Lesbian sex with a black person? Well, I guess you're right. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. There's a lot of shit going down there. Wasn't that?

There's bigger fish to fry in this town. I don't know if you know this, but there's a nymphomaniac Frankenstein girl on the loose. She's stealing everybody's husbands. She looks like she gets better at it as she goes along. And that's good. That means she's learning. It would've been better if they gave her

big fat Frankenstein feet. Okay. What's that? I don't know, but if I knew about this scene, I might've watched the movie. There's a guy with a weird face. He looks like he was made crawling a goblin guy with his daughter hanging out Yeah, just crawling on the wall girl Frankenstein's upside down mm-hmm I

Don't know why Emma Stone dare. I say Emma Stone's nipples looks like somebody already chewed on them There's somebody chewed on them and then she was like I need those music. I'm sorry like There was somebody chewed on them and then she was like I need those music. I'm sorry like And just gave it back to her. Is this just a porno at this point? You're so classless. Listen, I'm just saying there's stirrups on the bed. No Bobby. Mm-hmm. Okay. This is a fucking a period piece story. It's artistic. It's I'm pretty sure it's I mean this guy Bobby I've never realized more for someone who considers himself an actor.

You sure don't know cinema, my friend. Well, I'm just saying there's a lot of nudity in this, and I don't know why we're supposed to watch this. And this guy... Because they're using everything possible in the act of the moving picture. Yes. This is, oh, God. What, he's pulling her...

He's pulling down her... He's pulling her pants down? That's what's bugging youging you well. No the panties are actually five feet long great now I can't just look at this guy's dick. Oh god his dick is awful penis is a gross The description sounds pretty crazy. I kind of want to watch it now What's the penis is our gross, but you've seen the one that you were like I wish that was mine. Yeah yours I love yours. Thank you. Thank're welcome. It's picturesque. It's awesome. I love it.

It looks so good. It looks great in pictures. It looks like your face. Just adorable and cute. One day we gotta send each other our dick pics. Yeah. You gotta give me a couple days though. I need a couple days and I need a...

Oh, you don't just have the one on your phone? I just got the one. I'm gonna have somebody actually do a shoot. My dick pic is from before I lived with Christine. Just give me a couple. actually do a shoot my dick pic is as far as from Before I lived with Christine just give me a couple of my dick pic is give me a couple days to get homeless pimp involved I Need a makeup girl. I need someone who's good with shadows. She got very small breasts, which I like I don't mind her small Oh god, they're showing this old guy. Come on. This is a porno like the sixth different guy. Yeah, I mean, they're all disgusting

I'll tell you what though. This guy was pretty stoked on this scene. Oh god Yeah, he was pretty spoke. You know when they shoot these scenes where she's getting you know banged Yeah, they're they don't they just she's faking that no. Yeah, he's not fucking her. No, he's not Okay. Yeah, well that is a little nuance that I did not even consider Not fucking they're not having full-on sex not his penis is wrapped up and he does his pump scene solo And she does her pump scene solo. Oh, so they don't have a two-shot of him banging her individual pump scene individual pumps I would argue you got to be actually doing the smack on her button to his pelvis because this is the lady by the way That's the lady. This is lady. All right. Well, you know you couldn't tell

God she looked like every comic male comic at the cellar right now. She really did I'm sorry. Oh, she fucked Godfrey slash already fleshed the other one Edwards All of them? Dude, let's talk what happened last night. It's so goddamn funny. It's so funny. Me and Jacob have not talked,

I said I was like I'm not gonna talk to Jacob until we're on the air next. It's gotta be handled on the air. This is all that happened on air, it's happening on air. And so I said I'm not- Give a little context of what happened. People are listening, that last week we had,

dare I say, incident? Sure. A kerfluffle? Now let's give the whole story that some of this I wasn't aware of. That was on Tuesday. Tuesday you were sick. We did a show with you at home pooping your bum out.

The dust up happened on Tuesday's live show. We had a little thing, and then you were like, why am I playing video games? Let me just go in, I feel a little better. Let me work through the second show, the live show. You come in, but we had a whole thing with Jacob being a man. Right, I was unaware of this in the first show first show right Jacob said he was the manliest guy

Laughing. I'm sorry. I apologize. I mean I am looking at a guy in his 50s Wearing yoga pants me and another guy in his 40s who has dare I say Golden girl fingernail polish on. These? Yeah, that color is just terrible. It's not though. It is. No, it's like a nice gray.

It's actually a old lady gray, which I would say. Old ladies wouldn't do this. Yes, they wouldn't because it's gay. Wait Bobby, watch my fingers on my face movements and tell me how you feel then. Change my mind. You like it, right?

Yeah, it's actually good. Yeah. But when you show on, but my mind. You like it, right? Yeah, it's actually good. Yeah. But when you show on, but this... How do I do this? Uh, that's hot. You know, the lick of the old veg. How about this here? Uh, well, now we're back to gay.

Okay. Yeah. Look at that. That's, what is it? Gunmetal? Oh, that's what I want. I want some gunmetal. You gotta get gunmetal.

That's not gunmetal. Yeah, I gotta change the gunmetal. No, that's old lady bathroom gray. This? Yeah, that's what I want. I want some gun metal. You gotta get gun metal. That's not gun metal. Yeah, I gotta change to gun metal. No, that's old lady bathroom gray. This? Yeah, that's blouse gray. You have blouse gray. You fucked up on the gray. Is this pantsuit gray? Yeah, that's pantsuit gray, dude.

That's a bluish gray. That's not a manly color. I'll go gun metal. I couldn't express that to the Asian girl. I just had to point at a bottle. Yeah, dude. Gunmetal gray, cool. Pantsuit gray, not cool. No, it's too bluey, dude. It's too bluey and it's too shiny. Wait, now do it again this way, now look again.

I'm in again. See, it's weird, yeah, I gotta do the poses. When you make the guns. Or how about this, look. No, looks like. West coast no good? Nah, looks like. How about this? East coast. East coast, not bad. Okay, it Or how about this, look. No, looks like. West Coast no good? Nah, looks like. How about this?

East Coast. East Coast, not bad. Okay, it's back to good, okay. West Coast, both hands looks like a gay orgy with women. Just vag is about to scissor. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Mm, mm, like two fucking Frankenstein girls smashing clams. So we had the, you know, Jacob was saying these, and we were, I mean, everybody in the studio was against this. Yeah. Because the man was wearing a blanket. Now, I've got my thoughts, but I didn't, wasn't here for this.

Right, you weren't here, you were home pooping. Pooping. Pooping, trying to get better. Mm-hmm. Oh, that was the one that, that was the last one that came out that I was like, I think I can go to work now. You were home sending me questions

to set me up to insultate man. That wasn't my move. Well, I mean, one of the questions was pretty insulting. Pretty insulting. But it was my fault for not reading through them. That's my job, I should have read through them. Yeah, I didn't think the, I mean everything was fine. It was fine, I called him, he was great,

he was laughing about it. I got bad intel from. It was bad intel that he was a devout Muslim. He's a Muslim, I'm sure he loves his faith. Devout, no devout Muslim talks about doing 36 shots. So we didn't have anything to worry about. Well, Christine shocked me at the end. I would have to throw Christine on the bus for that

because she's like, he's a devout, in that wife tone, he's a devout, you know in that Wife tone he's a devout Muslim. Yeah, and I on the air. Yeah No after he left. Yeah, he's a devout Muslim and I was like what yeah He said Jacob was trying to give you the thing but the man conversation happened in front of Ali Sadiq. No Ali left Oh second half of the show, right. Right, right. That was the second half of the show.

When Oli left, then we had a whole. Oli left, you guys freaked him out by making him watch gay stuff. No, he was fine with that. And then he ran out of the room. Christine freaked us out by saying he- He immediately ran him and prayed to the east. No, he did not.

He was fine, he had to go. He had a hard out. I bet he did. He goes, hey man, I have a hard out whenever guys start showing me gay pornography. Ollie, I'm sorry if you'd have come in with me, we'd have been watching Emma Stone get banged by fucking hunchbacks of Notre Dame.

Notre Dame. Notre Dame. So yeah, I got a little freaked out, but then we got into the old Jacob being the manliest guy in the room as he adjusts his blankets and his five shirts he wears. It's a fun conversation. It's a fun conversation. It's a fun conversation.

It was good radio. It was good radio, fun time, fun show. And then... But they feel you may have been, like a lot of it was coming at you at the end of the show from a lot of people. They said, calling you out, Christine talked about your blanket.

No, I thought it was in good fun. I mean, I stand by what I said, but I wasn't like... That you're the manliest guy in the room? Yes. Okay, great. Yeah. I'm sorry. It just makes me laugh when I hear it.

But I didn't talk to Jake. Well, this is funny for saying that you're the manliest guy in the room, Jake. I'm not even arguing it other than to say Jacob tried to call me yesterday and I didn't answer and I said I wrote a text back That was like, you know, at least playfully like yeah, we were Jacob you son of a bitch Don't try to call me off the air. I go save it for the show. Yeah, and then I save it for the show. And then I think DJ Lou and Black Lou both liked it and laughed at the tweet.

It was a hilariously worded tweet. I can't take the blame for that. I'm sorry. I can't turn it off. You can't. I can't turn off the funny juice. Not even on the Lord's Day. Not even on the, not even, even God rested for a day.

I don't. It was an immediate text back back to which makes it funnier Timing is everything it was a phone call and an immediate text back Which was hilarious and then so I didn't hear from Jacob Again after that no Going on and Bobby at the same time Earlier in the evening was trying to get a hold of me and I was was like, I couldn't talk right then, so I was like, I'll call you later on.

Yeah, you're hard to get in touch with. So we're both hard to get in touch with. I'm not that hard. You're hard. I'm hard because you're hard. You're so hard. I play hard to get because of you. Bobby, it's crazy how hard you are.

You're hard. You're so hard, it's nuts. You're harder than me. But, yeah, so me and Bobby were playing a bit of phone tag, and we got on the phone, we talked for a few minutes about what we were calling for, and then it went to, I was like, how funny is that to Jacob trying to call off the air? I was like that, and Bobby, please Bobby, you could tell, you had to take blame for that?

Well, yes, I would have to. I would have to, you know me because I'm honest. I don't lie, ever, 100%. Yeah. Well, Jacob would call me earlier the day before and I couldn't talk. I told him I'd call him back. I didn't, I wound up calling him back that night

about some, he wanted to talk about some show stuff. And I said, how you doing? I'm a little... I feel like to talk about some show stuff... Right. ...isn't real. It's absolutely real. You keep putting it in there. I feel like it's something where you were said to say...

Did you say that? Yes. Show stuff. When you called me the day before, right? Unrelated show stuff. We talk show stuff. Yeah, and I'll call him, hey, what about this? I'm not saying for sure. I'm just saying that just in the few times that we've now talked about this outside

and on the phone yesterday, you go, he just called to talk about some show stuff, and that detail keeps coming up. It sounds like somebody went, hey, don't say that I called you about this. Say that I called you. I believe you. The reason why I'm saying it is because Hey, don't say that I called you about this. Say that I called you, I believe you. I believe you.

The reason why I'm saying it is because it wasn't like he was calling me to talk about the incident. Exactly. And then he would say, hey, I'm calling to talk about the incident, but tell that I called to talk about shows. I would never do that, I would never do that. But it's just stupid to do that, swear to God.

He, the day before called me, the reason why I mention it is because that's, hey, what's up? It wasn't about, if he was calling me about, hey, I, swear to God. He, the day before, called me. The reason why I mention it is because that's, hey, what's up? It wasn't about, if he was calling me about, hey, I wanna talk to you about Jay, I'd say that. Wasn't. It was, what's up, dude? Blah, blah, blah.

How you doing? I don't know. You know, I was like, dude, I had said to him, I gave him my manly advice. I had said, dude, man up, just call him. Dude, when I get into something with somebody, I call them directly, I don't text them. I just call them. Call him up.

I go, drop your ego. We're all friends. We're a show. I go, Jay, correct me if I'm wrong, one of the nicest guys on earth, most generous guy. You call Jay up, just say, hey man, I'd like to talk about what happened.

You gave me percentages of how well it was gonna go too. What was the percentage? I mean, you were like, the 80s or 90s, this guarantees this is gonna be 90, I believe. 90% that Jay's gonna be like, yo bro, blah, blah, blah. I get it, but here's where we are. You're gonna work it, it'll be done in two seconds. You won't have to think get it but here's where we are. You're gonna work it. It'll be done in two seconds. You won't have to think about it. It's gonna be over. I know Jay. I fucking know Jay.

I go, my suggestion, this is only my suggestion, call him and be a man. Man up. This is what men do. I go, you're a man. Be a man. Call him and just it's over within two seconds, bro. And he's like, you know what? You're right. I'm going to do it. I go, man, let me know how it goes. So this is it. I think it comes as I paused Joey Ligano's victory last night to do this. Go ahead. He's watching NASCAR.

Manly. I call him, I go, what are you doing? I go, the women's softball finals on tonight? He's like, no, it's NASCAR. Worse. So I hang up, I feel good. I'm like, dude, this is great. I know Jay, I know you, it's done.

Boom. I light up a cigar, I'm in my backyard. Bobby has life experience. I have life experience. That's what I would do that would that would be that's what men do I will say though. It's interesting. You don't recall your life experience when we all left Wednesday the studio and I go I got I said I'm gonna avoid Jigga, I hope he doesn't try to cog. I don't avoid him all weekends. We're gonna do this on the air. Yep forgot about that. That part slipped my mind. Yeah, I mean, I forgot about that, J.J.

I wasn't in the room. Well, you weren't. No, no, no, no. Wait, you weren't in the room when? I don't recall. No, no, no, no. We were all outside, leaving Wednesday. We were all saying goodbye outside, outside, outside.

Yeah. On the 49th Street, and we were like. He didn't tell me that. Yeah, like. He didn't tell me that. Yeah, yeah. Clearly. He did not tell me that. That part, listen, part of being a man is you get a lot on your plate.

You understand? Right. I just did three lacrosse games. I had to do a lot of stuff. I was a little exhausted and maybe that slipped my mind. You missed it, you left out the most vital part of information that you should have maybe floated my way. In hindsight. In hindsight. We all talked about it. You left out the most vital part of information that you should have maybe floated my way in hindsight In the house I bet everyone was like yes good idea in hindsight

Which I don't really know what that word means or the origins of the site behind you behind looking back You can just say looking back. I'm gonna say in behind sight. Mm-hmm. I do that Doesn't it didn't hit the ears properly, but I think it works You could just say looking back. I'm gonna say in behind sight. Can I do that? It doesn't hit the ears properly, but I think it works. So I did forget that, but I still stand by my advice. But he called me back. God-awful advice. He called me back. Two seconds, we talked two seconds later,

he's like, fuck. He was so mad and sad. Two seconds we talked two seconds ladies like Fuck He was so mad and sad he was like your man advice didn't work and I'm like what cuz I didn't see your text yet So he's like, did you see the text and I go, what are you talking about? Dude, he goes you being a man doesn't pan out Being a man's bullshit I go goes, being a man's bullshit. I go, why? He goes, look at the text. So I look at the text, I just thought,

dude, I had everything in my heart to not laugh. Of course. So he's like, and everybody's loving it. So yes, I'm looking at the text. What he means by that is everyone's like, thumbs up, hearts, laughing. You just hear ding, ding, Lou, black Lou, everybody's loving it.

And I go, dude, first of all, I would never like that. And as he's like a dude, ding. I love it, I like it, I thumbs up it, I ha ha. When you first told me that and you go, I told him I didn't love it. And then he said, I couldn't believe it, he heard the dings. Yeah, ding, ding heard the dings. Ding.

Yeah, dang. Oh. Everyone's loving it. God damn it. Oh man. There's nothing worse than realizing that a guy who's regurgitating his dumb therapist bullshit through his mind, to me, is complete garbage nonsense.

Surprise the manliest man here, Jacob. You took your advice from someone else who's not as manly as you. The fact when we hung up the first time, he was like, all right, man, I'm gonna do it. I was like, I'm gonna do it. He convinced me he knew you better than me. Buddy.

Convinced me that he knew you. 100%. That he knew stuff about you that I couldn't possibly know. Sure. And then he. Bobby knows me well. Well enough to know that just days before I was like,

I'm not gonna answer the phone for Jacob this weekend because we can do it on the air. Yeah, I forgot about that part of you. I don't know every part of you. What am I supposed to know every part of you? He was like, all right man, I'm gonna do it. I go, call me when it's done, dude, let me know. I'm telling you, 90%, you're gonna be like,

this is great. Dude, but then fucking, your text, if you look at the time frame when we talked to you, it was immediate. It was just like, yeah, don't try to call me on the air, you son of a bitch. You called him a son of a bitch. Son of a bitch.

I write son of a bitch so much for the cadence of that, that when I write in son-o, it fills in of a bitch. It's rare when your phone picks up your thing like that. Oh, you broke a, it was so, he was like, God damn it. I had no idea until way later when I talked to Bobby. I mean 11.30 when I talked to you. And Bobby was like, oh, that was my fault. He took immediate.

I gotta own up to that. He's like, I told Jacob the whole thing. I told Jacob this whole thing about the call and it's gonna be great. Do you know how bad he did? He did you a victory on my dime. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly.

He was like, no, I shouldn't do that. I was like, dude, yes you should. That's what men do. I had no interest. That's how convincing he was. He didn't want to call at all. No. I knew, I didn't think,

I didn't feel I had to call. So you're set the whole weekend in that I owe you an apology. Yes. Really? Whoa. I'd like to, why, please explain. I think you were- Or how you recollect what happened.

Can you do it in a funny way? We have audio. Honest to God, I don't find it funny. Just do it. We have audio. I don't feel as good. Do it as a hand puppet. You can play the whole thing,

we'll sit here and listen to it. Jacob, this is my suggestion. Do it as a hand puppet to Jay, as another person. What, I can say what I. I know, I'm joking. I didn't know. I can't do hand puppets. I didn't know it was NPR.

Oh, Jesus Christ. I was just trying to. I can't do hand puppets. Now Jacob. Your thoughts. Your thoughts, Jacob. NPR. Jacob, let's get Bill Maher in here.

Maybe he has thoughts on this. Bill Maher could probably handle this. He gave me and Christine the same look, which was. Bill Maher? Yeah. No interest. Yeah, why are you looking my direction? I feel like it was the look.

How about me and Jay walked? Maybe I'm leading into it. I said he looked up. Jay, he acknowledged. We walked the wrong way, me and Bobby, twice, and he was looking at us like, who are these fat idiots? Yeah, they blocked off both ways.

We went one way and then we walked around the other way and we were just walking around the fishbowl around head off in the past both times. Yeah, you felt ridiculous. Yeah Hey, what's up, I'm BK burglar Bob Kelly aka the rooster I'm big Jay Okerson. I only have one aka I'm a cowboy. Look if you love the bonfire, which you know you do you this is just half of the show That's right. There's the podcast version everybody So if you want to hear the whole thing go to serious XM comm slash bonfire to get the whole thing Yeah, you get tons of other entertainment, too

It's not just us you got other shows that you can go to after you listen to our show You go to all kinds of other shows and you know what tell a friend but most importantly this show yeah this show just go to the show do something resembling anything your thoughts Jacob on last week I we wouldn't even go over like the way I saw it work out look how the how it evolved Yeah, but what's your recollection of the events? Okay. Hmm. I took my heads of my Those headphones which are not mine got caught in between The wheel and the housing of the so I pulled them. I had to take my headphones off

And I had to pull those off out of the wheels so that could move my chair, right? And then as I was trying to put them nicely down nicely they They just I lost it and it plopped onto the thing sure and then you guys made a bit out of you went on full attack Mode yeah, no. About what happened. And I didn't have my headphones on, so I didn't realize the noise, so I didn't... I got flustered and I did not... And I didn't... I said what?

Because I didn't get that it made such a dramatic noise, which maybe I should have. Okay, now, can I just back up a little bit? Right. If there is any type of noise in here. Like I said, I didn't have mine on. Right. So you've been working radio for a long time. Sure. You know that noise. You guys made it way bigger than it needed to be. And also, I'll say this.

I don't like being attacked in front of a guest. Right. And who? Mike, I don't care who the guest is. OK, it was column. It was column. Oh, OK. OK. Yeah. Column. Uh, Colum. Oh yeah, okay, okay, yeah Colum. If there's a problem, tell me off air. You'll solve it? But I know everything's a bit, so then I gotta. I started to hook while my DJ revolves. Thank you, thank you Black Lou and thank you Big J.

I'm gonna throw little things in here to make fun of you. No, I'd like you to, please. As we do it. Yes, but here's the thing, Jacob. Right. It was a big noise. Okay. Okay. Hang on. Let me finish. I acknowledge. You made a big noise and we acknowledge it

and we over exaggerated the what the fuck because it was so big we're trying to make it fun. I don't think we over exaggerated. I think we were kind of like, whoa, what's going on? And then what we said- It felt more aggressive. No, right away we were-exaggerated. I think we were kind of like, whoa, what's going on? And then what we said- It felt more aggressive. No, right away we were like, holy shit. Whatever it is we said, we were like, holy shit. And you were like, and you had, what your reaction was like, what?

Like you didn't even know there was something. It's like, clearly the thing that just happened is the thing. Okay, but then I was, I tried to explain it, but you- Yeah, we didn't have a problem with your explanation of it. We're like, okay. Well then it went on to something else.

It seemed like you did have a problem with your explanation of it. We're like, okay. Well then it went on to something else. It seemed like you did have a problem. Not at all. And then that's when you went looking around for another thing to go off on me. No, no, no. And then that's when I think you just picked the thermostat. I was getting, I was feeling warm.

I didn't feel great that day. And I looked over, earlier in the day, I haven't touched that temperature thing in months and months and months. I can't remember the last time I touched that temperature. I in the day, I haven't touched that temperature thing in months and months and months. I can't remember the last time I touched that temperature. I barely touched it. I got you. And let me say something, I would never,

in nine years have I ever adjusted that from my comfort level. You could put a fucking piece of paper how much I will raise it. Because my rule of thumb for me privately is I want to freeze because I know you guys are more comfortable. I just don't want to freeze and get a headache. That's my ground rule.

I would barely nudge it, but no matter what. But the ground rule for what I don't know what you mean. What do you mean the ground rule? My ground rule of how much I raise it. I would never raise it more than necessary. I don't even like it hot. That's become a bit. I like it cool too. I just don't. I don't even like it hot. That's become a bit. I like it cool too.

I just don't like it pinned. Some like it hot. Right. Feel the heat. But then it got on my nerve because the blower didn't even turn off. Feel the heat. Because you had jumped on me

before it even had time to shut off. It was just you adjusted the thing. And. Thank you, Lou. I feel like you picked something. I'm gonna let you continue. In my opinion, and this is what set me off, it could have been the lighting, could have been the thermostat,

could have been fucking potato chips. Sure. You just wanted to attack me. And no matter what, I fucking hate being attacked in front of a guest. Because another thing, and I think you're oblivious to this, you're the world's greatest comedian.

And you're arguing, I'm sorry Bobby. I'm sorry, no, no, there's something in my throat. I just. I'm not on the skanks panel. I'm not even a comedian. Bobby is one of the greatest comedians of all time. I'll take it. I mean, that's all I'm gonna get.

But I mean, what the? But he can argue with you. I'm not a comic. Right. All right? If you wanna, I think you expect like a witty banter. If you embarrass me in front of a guest, I get heated.

I mean, I am now, cause it gets on my nerves. I don't know how to react. My brain works in molasses compared to you. You're working so fast. If you get heated, isn't that a good thing? Yeah, because you're so cold? Not the good way.

There's a different bad heat. All right, I'm just saying. There's a bad heat. I figure if we keep you pissed off, we can crank that air. Yeah, we crank that air, we have no problems. But then. You pussy. Then we start going at it with the thermostat,

and then you said something I still find offensive. I'm a grown man, I'm older than you, and I think this is when I said no, is when you said I have to ask your permission to adjust the temperature. Like, I'm not in high school, I'm not gonna raise my hand. No you do. And I would never do anything to bother you, like I said.

My job is to make sure you guys are comfortable. And if you're gonna put something... Anytime you're touching the thermostats, unless somebody asks you to do it, so it's working to make you comfortable. And I will stand by completely the sentiment of the conversation is, Jacob, you're sitting under the vent because you choose to sit under the vent.

You could be sitting... You want me here. Couldn't give a shit if you're there. You can sit next to me. I don't know where to go. If you guys are sitting there, I'm to sit under the vent. You could be sitting. You want me here. Couldn't give a shit if you're there. You can sit next to me. I don't know where to go. If you guys are sitting there, I'm not sitting in that corner. Okay, but you're not.

Who has to work there? I gotta, oh. Just come on, you have to admit, this is the logical place for me. You can sit here. Can you explain the vent system to me? Is it you're under the vent? The blower's here and from my neck,

I couldn't, I cannot. You're saying it's over there, right? Because of my neck, I can't crane my head to talk to you the whole show. So okay, medically, I kinda have to sit here. So that I don't have to go like this the whole time. No, you don't have to sit there. But it's also the key.

Where would you like me to sit? Louis is freezing there. You can sit in Florida if you want to. You do the show from Zoom on Florida. I'm saying so it's like... Again, you feel like a threat. Tell me, don't be in the studio then. Like, I'm not arguing about the fucking... No, no, but I'm saying...

I think you picked something. It's not. The comfort of the studio... Is for you. ...is gonna be picked for two people primarily. You and Bobby. Me and Bobby Kelly. Thank you, Jay.

Who have to perform the show. The greatest comedian in the world and another great comedian. And one of the greatest comedians of all time. One of the greatest comedians of all time and the greatest comedian in the world. How are we not being paid more? I don't know.

I don't know, but we have two ads. This place really fell into some shit. The fuck? No, listen, this goes back. You're making this about the thermostat and I feel it wasn't. I feel you picked something. Cause you went, you looked around

and then you immediately locked in to go in on it. I didn't look around. I was feeling hot. And I was like, damn, I thought I saw that the thing was pinned earlier. Why am I hot? And I looked over and it was changed. I asked if you changed it. You said, yeah, I did change it. So, you didn't...

Not a hair. Not a hair, Jake. Because it was pinned and then I was... I wouldn't be able to notice a hair of that not pinned. It's what I'm saying. you're making a ridiculous exaggeration. I'm not, because I'm telling you, I've never done it to make you uncomfortable. But can I ask you a question real quick? Did you change it on, when we were in, a little bit,

before Jay came in? Because you didn't think Jay was coming. No, this was like during the break. We just came back when he went off on me. Oh, okay, so, but let me, I'm just saying, did you, because we didn't know you were coming in. I'm just saying, did you change? Because didn't know you were coming in. I'm just saying, did you change, because I don't care, like, you know,

the temperature to me, I like it cold, but if it goes up a little bit, so you didn't change it in thinking that Jay's not coming in, let me adjust it a little bit, because I like the lights up a little bit. No, it was during, like, I don't know what it was, during whatever the last break. Oh, so you knew Jay.

Before we came back. All right, all right, I was just wondering that maybe you did it not knowing he's coming in. No, I was here already. Okay, that's all. No, no, I went over one point and it was pinned. I think you were mocked as you were angry.

I'm just kidding. What? At me, I guess, because I don't know, maybe you weren't feeling well. But what do you think I was angry about? I don't know, maybe, I don't know. No, no, so I'm telling you, so I'm telling you. I think you were in a bad mood.

No, no, no. And you took it out on me. No, no, I'm not taking it out on you, Jacob. You have to go back. We have no, so I'm telling you. I think you were in a bad mood. No, no, no. And you took it out on me. No, no, I'm not taking it out on you, Jacob. You have to go back. We have a bunch of the argument stuff here. I think I said everything I said.

It's a crazy, it's a crazy, well. I don't feel like I denied anything. When you're like, no, but I'm like, when I said the thing, what did you say you said no to? When you said no, when I was like. I have to ask you for permission. You have to ask for, Absolutely, I adhere to that. You have to...

And not permission. I'm not asking you to raise your hand and go like, sir, may I? You gotta involve the crew, okay? And I'm looking around a crew that agrees with this. You gotta involve the crew in your decision-making for things that affect the whole crew. No, no, no, no.

You're gonna do this live and in front of a guest. This is not the first time that something like this happened. We've never had an argument about this. No, no, we haven't had an argument about it. You're correct. And I've never, I cannot recall a time I did anything where you, I don't touch the fucking thermostat.

That you've done anything what, that you didn't go on the crew? That it bothered you, that you've actually mentioned it. We didn't have a chance, I didn't mention it. No, in the past. We didn't have a chance. I'm saying in the past. We didn't have a chance in Los Angeles to have screens in a live show because before asking anybody in the crew,

you just made a decision and said, we're gonna skip on the screens. So things like that. You do have to run everything by the whole crew, Jacob, yes. So in a room where the two people have to be the most comfortable thing, hey, do you guys mind if I raise the temperature? I'm not asking to ask for permission.

Does anybody mind if I do the thing? That's how you have it. Because it means I'm not a piece of shit. So you're right, I don't want you to freeze out and I don't want you to fucking think, but I mean... I don't think you do. But I'm saying, but you complain about it a lot and you're just sitting there adding more layers to stuff. I don't know what else to say. You could go listen from the...

You're saying I don't want you in the studio. I'm fine with you being in the studio, but you're complaining about where you have to be a lot. No, I'm not. And it's a thing. I would never bring it up. I would have... Huh?

I don't think I would bring... I would not want to bring this up again. I would never bring it up again. I would never bring it up not. And it's a thing. I would never bring it up. I would have, huh? I don't think I would bring, I wouldn't, I would not want to bring this up again. Oh, no, no, of course. I would assume you would not want to bring this up again. I'm just saying like, but to say no, when I was like, you have to want to buy everybody

before you start changing temperature and you said no, but that is a fact. That's an unbudgable. I don't like the way you talk to me about it. It's an unbudgable thing. It's an unbudgeable thing. Jacob, you come in with a very, like from the time, I wanna play it all back. I wanna play it all back. I feel like you did it on the air in front of a guest

I didn't like. It was gonna happen wherever it was gonna happen at that point. No, I think you just, you were in a bad mood and you took it out on me. I wasn't in a bad mood. I wasn't in a bad mood. I mean you went off on me.

You say don't do it on the air. You're making it about the thermostat. Jacob, I was, In my opinion, you just picked something. I wasn't, I was oblivious to you in the room almost. The thing happened with the thing, which I forget that that was even a catalyst for anything. I think that started everything.

No, Jacob, I had zero anger about that. We thought it was, it's funny to talk to someone that just did a thing and when everybody goes, whoa, what's up? And you go, what are you even talking about? It's hilarious. When you're talking with a guest, I don't like to get, I get flustered

when you single me out. Bobby. What the fuck, Jay? What? What's wrong with you, dude? What? What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

Dude. Oh, that, I don't know, that was an act. So that's what you're saying. Why are you exaggerating what I did? That was an act, I told you it fell out of my hands. Thank you, thank you guys. Thank you for my acting. You did it by Bobby. I mean, that was. You just I did. That was an accident. I told you it fell out of my hands. Thank you, thank you guys. Thank you for my acting. You did a bop.

I mean that was. You just launched the headphones. Jacob, Jacob, one second. Let me just get a little accolades. I haven't been acting. Thank you, Christine. Thank you guys, appreciate that. I wanna thank everybody involved in that scene.

And without a hearing, I haven't heard this yet. Without arguing, I will argue that the sound is louder than what I just did. I'm not arguing about the sound. I agree with you. I didn't have my headphones on, so you're wasting your time. Let's hear it. No, it's not that. I don't want you to hear how loud the sound is louder than what I just did. I'm not arguing about the sound. I agree with you. I didn't have my headphones on, so you're wasting your time. Let's hear it.

No, it's not that. I don't want you to hear how loud the sound is. I want you to hear your reaction to what me and Bobby did. Let's just hear it. But I think I admit in my reaction, I did say what. Like I didn't understand and I kind of denied the sound. Cause it's like a fight.

I don't even know what happened where. Let's just hear what happened. Whatever. Let's just hear it like a fight. I don't even know what happened where you let's just hear what happened Let's just hear it Chinese hot muscle not the one in the packet the one they give you out of the stash Comes in a little you okay, buddy. What's wrong with you? Why you slamming shit on the table? It's coming through Your honor, please But why you slamming shit down? You're slamming shit on the table, it's coming through. I didn't slam it. You don't know your own strengths? You seem confused. Stop, stop, stop, your honor, please.

That's what I'm saying, I didn't slam it. Hang on one second. This is the thing where it's like, now I have a wife, Jay has a wife-ee, I would say wife-ee. A wife, a fucking ex-wife, a girlfriend. As two guys who live with women, when you go, what the fuck was that? And then you slammed it down and they go,

I didn't slam it down. We have to, in our head, go, oh, I'm mentally ill. I did not hear what I heard. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? If you all you. Pretty chickish for a manliest guy in the room. Pretty girly.

I didn't deny the noise. I just meant I didn't slam it. Let's play it uninterrupted. Pretty pretty girly Let's play it uninterrupted we're gonna hear the thing where it's like we're going like okay And you're like you're acting like you don't even know what the hell we're talking about at one point The Chinese hot mustard not the one in the packet the one they give you out of the stash Comes in a little you okay, buddy. What's wrong with you? Why you slamming shit on the table? What's wrong with you? Something's wrong. Why are you slamming shit down? You're slamming shit on the table. It's coming through. I didn't mean it.

I don't know your own strength. But you seem confused. You're like, ugh. I didn't slam it. What? You didn't slam it. It got away from me. You just slammed it down.

No, I had it by the cord. Why were you fucking aggravating at you if you didn't slam it? It fell out of my... You just closed it. The cord slipped. Well, we just thought... Jake, we're arguing with different things here. You seem befuddled that we were even like,

what you go? No, I didn't understand what your question was. Why you throw out the headphones? Why'd you slam the headphones? I didn't slam them, they got away from me, I'm sorry. This is a circle with a child. This is going in circles with a child. That's gonna drive me nuts.

So now you're getting. I'll try again. As I said what happened. I'm letting you hear my voice gonna drive me nuts. I'll try again. I'm gonna let you hear my voice, let me go, I'll try again, Jacob. I'm playfully doing this thing. When I look back at the temperature, it was simply because I was just feeling hot and I was sick, because I was like dehydrated.

Jacob, I don't think you slammed the thing on the table against me or against me. If that whole situation, there would have been, I think. I don't need to produce a motive. If I did something that stopped the show, like you're talking to a guest, then in my mind there, I'm trying to get it, like stop talking about this because I don't want the focus on me.

I think I heard fuck Bob. Did you fuck Bob? I think he said throw the things and then fuck Bob. I don't know, when there's a guest, it's different to me. I don't like being the focus I want I want nothing to do but but have you guys talk with the guest so if I handle that I don't know the comic guests. I don't think you talk plenty with that. I don't know column. I know he's a nice guy Funny guy he's like one of us, he's one of the guys. He's a comic.

Okay, I don't hang out with him. I'm sure he's fine. I'm not a guy, I like him. But you're part of the show, dude. Okay, but when you guys are with comics, I'm not a comic. You're sitting at the head of the table with a microphone in front of you. I'm not a comic.

But you're part of the show. You have to be, like, I'm part of the show. Jay's part, we're all part of the show. If Black Blue. I don't put myself on your guys' level. But it's not about that. It's where, this're all part of the show. If Black Lou. I don't put myself on your guys' level. It's not about that. This is like a sitcom cast. Everybody has a responsibility on this show.

We gotta go to Black Lou to black us up. We gotta go, you know, we go to him for this. We go to DJ Lou. We go to Christine. Everybody kinda takes their thing. I'll say shit that doesn't make sense. I make up facts that don't. Jay has queer fingernail polish.

Everybody has things that we do. We're all part of the show. You can't be in the show, and then when you are part of the show, say, I'm not part of the show. You're part of the show, dude. Whether you like it or not, you are part of the cast.

Okay, but that's... I'm telling you how I am as a person when you guys have a guest. So, but as part of the show, with a guest or not... I can't... With a guest, you're part of the show. You're part of the show. I want to be part of that show that way. So when part of the show gets up and throws up,

we're gonna ignore... Dude, if you were just an intern, we'd be like, what the fuck? We wouldn't say shit to you. You're on the cast of the show. When the guy at the end of the bar, Norm, does something crazy, we're be like, what the fuck, we wouldn't say shit to you. You're on the cast of the show. When the guy at the end of the bar, Norm, does something crazy, we're gonna go, what the fuck was that?

You're in it, you're in the show. You have to go with that. You have to be fluid with that and understand that now. But even you see, how about the person, I don't think, like hitting it, we go like that, and you go, oh, I didn't realize it hit so hard, sorry guys, or something like that. That's it.

I think I did, I said in the audio, you hear me say, I didn't realize it hit so hard, sorry guys. Or something like that. It was weird. You're just like. I think I did, I said in the audio, you hear me say, I didn't have my headphones on. Well now you're describing how you heard the sorry. Playback, same playback. I said I'm sorry. We can debate how you interpret the sorry.

I meant it sincerely. No, no, I know what you're talking about. You say you were sorry, that's what I say in the thing we just heard. You say you're sorry, I go, no, Jacob, I'm not asking you to apologize for the headphones. I don't care that the headphones hit. It's when we acknowledged it, you were like,

what are you talking about? I didn't do that. I got flustered. I didn't do that. Okay, you got flustered, so that's what I'm saying. But then it went off into another thing. So your first apology would be apologizing for that, getting flustered.

I apologize for nothing because you you went off For no reason on me separate thing. I feel like you at that point You were looking for something to go off on me and that's how I'm taking it So we can agree to disagree because we're gonna go in circles here. I don't like it Have it your way about the thing. I won't touch it. Okay But I don't I don't like how you spoke to me. I'm not gonna agree that you handled that well. Your feelings were hurt the way... Let me just say this.

You talked down to me like I'm a child. Your feelings were hurt because you got scolded... Yeah. ...in front of everybody. Sure. That's the basis of this. Yes. And in...

But on a lot... You don't understand that we're always walking this tightrope of We're talking about crazy real. I know you say I'm not you guys are the comics You're funny, too And you're and you're you you you can speak anytime you want that mic is hot that mic is not erupting But you you're part of the show, dude. Jacob, if you had a question for Colum, you would just start talking. Yeah, dude, your mic is hot.

You don't raise a hand and be like, can I ask a question? You just talk. Your mic is not off. 100% of the time. You're on the show. Yeah, when I'm comfortable, but that's a casual conversation.

This is like, we're arguing now in front of a guest, and I don't want the attention. If I did the same thing. Don't be weird. I don't think I was. You won't get attention if you're not a weirdo. Being attacked, you got the answer you were gonna get. But we never attack in attack mode.

Even when we attack. He wasn't joking. If Jay attacks me on something. Me? No, by the time I... By the time I... We're legit angry. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, by the time I... You were legit angry. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, by the end. I thought it was great when you said no,

when you were like, no, I'll just... You're acknowledging, like, I'll just change the temperature whenever I want. I'm like, well, you're out of your fucking mind, Jacob. And I'm surprised you haven't thought better of that over the course of the weekend. I thought better. I thought, and I'm surprised that...

I felt that you just picked this topic, like I said. I think you were angry, maybe you weren't feeling well, and you escalated beyond. You keep saying you think that I was looking for a thing, but I've explained multiple times what the process was. I've said it several times. Maybe you were heated already because you were angry. The thing was, I thought it was so stupid.

To me, that was a weird Jacob thing thing another weird thing we laughed at whatever when I was feeling warm Which may because I said I was like fucking shitting all day whatever I was I looked over and the thing was changed and I asked do we have it do we have that audio? I said yes, did I deny this no no no, but I said don't do that Stop doing that stop making decisions for the room for Jacob. Don't do that. I didn't do it for myself. I'll say it 6,000 different ways,

6,000 different times. Don't make decisions for the crew without discussing it with the crew or acknowledging the crews, if they're okay with that or not. You can't do that. Impossible. So it's like, it's not talking like a child. It's talking like as one of the two people who run the show.

You were just out of line the way you spoke. Well, Jacob, where's the out of line first, though? Where's the first out of line? Like I said, I don't think you were bothered by this. I think you went looking. I saw you looking around the room to pick something out and go off on it. But you're just making that up.

What was I looking around the room? The lights? Serious? The DJ Lou? That's the way I saw it when I was here. You were aggravated at the answer I gave you with the headphones. You felt that way. Yes, and then he went off.

Feelings aren't fact. Thank you. Feelings aren't fact. Sometimes you can feel something. No, in fairness, do I need to hear? Is this Alan talking? That was Alan. Alan did tell me that.

I got enough. Well, I would have just said it a different way. I had enough of Alan. I don't go to Alan did tell me that. I got enough. Well, I would have just said it a different way. I had enough of Alan. I don't go to Alan at all. I'm saying exactly that because you felt it doesn't make it the truth of what happened.

Yeah, sometimes you feel something. I'm talking a pure physical fact of what happens is what I'm talking about. So what do you think I'm looking around the room? Yes, I think you picked something. Feelings. And I just scanned the room until I found a thing that was Jacob. Why did I look at the temperature?

I looked at the temperature because I was feeling warm. That's why. I think you were mad. I was warm too from anger. How close? What would have been the point? Why would I have looked over there if I felt warm if I was looking? I get it.

I get what you're saying. Lights. This. Now, okay, no speakers. TVs. Can't be anything but with Jacob. And then, oh, nice. I panned over to the thing.

Why would I have looked? I only knew where it was at before. I didn't change it. I think Christine put it down all the way. You said, or Jim. Jim or Christine? I don't know. One of the ones who put, lowered it all the way. You could count on one hand

how many times I've changed that thing, and it's become this running bit that maybe isn't funny. Jacob, that's a crazy thought. That's the craziest thing to say, because how many times have we thought that thing and it's become this running bit that Jacob that's a crazy thought That's the crazy thing to say is how many times we fought about it in multiple studios around this building Black Lou is almost passing out with disbelief of what you just said He's behind you. He's behind you As much as I do just not to you right wrong exactly No, no black Lou. Thank you for not complaining to me about the cold. Thank you

Thank you. That's what you're supposed to do. I just bring my little thing in here Thank you, buddy. Listen you do a show with Count Dracula. He likes it dark and cold If but listen we're going around the circle. I heard you About it, okay So what else do you want to talk about? Listen, you're not going to apologize, you don't have to apologize. I'm not going to sit here and dance in that circle with you all again. Do I like the way I was spoken to? No.

That's the issue. I don't give a shit about that. I don't like the way you spoke to me. So we're going to hit a crossroads in there. No, even. This isn't an even situation, Jacob. Well, even, I'm in, we're, you're aggravated, and I'm aggravated. I don't think there's a solution. Are we, as there is, are we in an understanding that you will not make decisions for the whole room

and the whole group without discussing with the group first? Is that a crazy request? No. That's a very fair request. Sure. Okay. I didn't like how you posed it. That's it.

That's gonna be what that's gonna be. Okay then, but we're good. But Jacob, I didn't like how you posed it. That's it. That's gonna be what that's gonna be. Okay, then. Well, we're good. But, Jacob, I didn't like how you posed the stuff. You know what I'm saying? Like I said, if you would have done this off the air, I would have been, okay, dude, sorry. So it's the on-the-air thing that fucked you up? Of course.

Oh, well, welcome to radio, buddy. No, but you make everything, everything's a bit. Absolutely, but I bet on my fucking daughter's eternal soul, you would have never fucking done anything like that at the Foxhole. Fear me like a black DJ. Fear me! The Foxhole was in LA.

Huh? I was in New York. OK. Whatever the situation, Jacob, you would have never ever, ever, ever. Jay Fizzle? Talk the way you act. Talk like the way you talk to Louis J. Gomez.

Be his producer. Or fucking Obi and Anthony or anybody. There's not a fucking chance, Jacob. It just wouldn't happen. So please, we are friends. Well beyond other people with producer things, relationships. I agree with that. I think that's a good thing. And that might breed a little comfort in you in this thing.

But that's what I'm saying. Let's not get to a point where we have to have these arguments. Let's discuss Okay, well then don't make decisions for the group without talking to the group. Okay. Yeah, please Next time that's fair. Okay. Well, if you have a problem try to do it off air I'm not gonna promise that at all I'm not gonna promise that at all You cannot I think that's a legit you're saying that you can't you're saying you can't promise you won't do things without asking The group I just said so you can't prom your card before the horsing it depends. I guess an ultimatum I guess asking you what if you if you you know how I am

If you have an issue that isn't amongst the group, but you think you're gonna go on the attack, and that it could wait off air, please do. He's saying if you have something real with him, right? If you have a real. But there was nothing real until it got real. I took it that way. No, no, I'm saying there's nothing real until it got, when I said about the thing,

like, Jacob, don't change temperature without asking the group. And you're just kinda like, I'll do what I want, so I was having to take your take on it. No, I didn't mean it was nothing. There's nothing real until it got when I said about thing like Jacob don't change Temperature with I asked in the group and you're just kind of like I'll do what I want. So I Had all came off correct. I Just said do I sound like I'm just fucking and I asked I was like Sure Jacob jacked the temperature back up, too. I Did when I came in because you had you pinned it to the to the floor for some reason Todd outside pinned it Oh, we're not outside. We're in the room

He's got a and I didn't put it all the way up either sick. He's got a bum problem What about the every other day? Jacob you're actually being shitty first at that point. I'm already thinking you're being shitty first This isn't a real thing with the headphones. It was nothing and you're being shitty first. I didn't even hear this yet That's actually why I'm not taking this cumulatively like you've already I did not want to be Singled out for the headphones and now I don't know how to I don't know how to talk to you on the air. There's on air and there's off air. I probably maybe would have not talked away

if you'd not gone off on me in front of a guest. I don't think you understand. Jacob, you're car before the horse again. When did I go off on you? When did I go off on you? With the headphones. Nobody went off on you on the headphones. We're listening to it.

I took it that way. I didn't even raise my voice. Then you went to the thermostat. I didn't even raise my voice. I giggled and I said, Jacob, you're apologizing for the wrong thing. It's weird to do a thing. And then when everybody goes, hey, what's up? And you go, what are you talking about? It's fucking retarded. Why am I over explaining this again?

And no one was mad. I didn't even look over the thing and go, Jacob, did you raise the thing? I didn't even remember it. I looked over and I go, Jacob jacked the thing back. I said, Jacob jacked the heat up again. And you went, yeah, I did it when I came in the room because you had it pinned. That's the first thing you said. And I said, I'm sorry, I didn't even remember it. I looked over and I go, Jacob Jack the Thingbag. I said, Jacob Jack the Heat Up Again. And you went, yeah, I did it when I came in the room

because you had it pinned. That's the first thing you said. And I'm not changing the way you said it. Okay, so who owes who an apology? You're talking to a guy who's not a comic. I don't know how to talk to you. Okay. The best comic ever.

It doesn't matter about me being the best comic or the worst comic. Bobby's one of the best comics of all time. It doesn't matter. Stop saying you're you. Now you're making me feel fucking bad. the best comic for the worst comic. Bobby's one of the best comics of all time. It doesn't matter. Stop saying you're, now you're making me feel fucking bad. You fluster me because you talk for a living and you, it's crowd work.

You can dissect somebody for a living. But this is nothing. So you freak me out when you do that. So that's how I took it. But you're doing Cart Before the Horse. Like I'm not even, your tone in that clip we just listened to, we all heard it, it's not doctored. We just listened to it.

I'm not arguing. You're in the shit, you're saying Jay's in a shit mood. I go, Jacob. I did think you were. Yeah, I go, Jacob pinned, I go, he jacked up the heat in here too. And you went, yeah, cause I walked in, you had it pinned. And then I said.

I didn't go, I didn't go fucking Jacob. I said he's sick, he needs a cold, he's hot. And you said what? He goes, I go, and I said, in this tone. You just played the clip. In this tone, I go, okay, well, pay attention to it. I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, it's hot outside, Jacob.

I go, it's hot outside, Jacob. He goes, well, it's not outside, this is inside. Yeah. That's you talking to me We got to take a break I know we do we'll come back and we'll get to the rest of these clips I Know we got more. This was better than I thought I didn't listen to the clips. I thought maybe I was shitty I'm glad you guys didn't talk last night. I'm glad you didn't take my advice Jay You're welcome. You shouldn't feel better We will be right back everybody this Is the bonfire? I'm glad you didn't take my advice, Jay. You're welcome. You're welcome. You shouldn't feel better.

We will be right back, everybody. This is the bonfire. It's the bonfire. The fires.