The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Seal Team Bob

Episode Date: August 11, 2023

Bobby gets called out for sneaking military terms into regular conversation.

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. There's rumbling in the... The Feldhog world. That Bobby.

You don't have this deep a catalog of Corey Feldman. Well one, you come into this wonder flea because you... He doesn't know you, Corey Feldman, or at least in the context of this show. Right. So you could probably be a spy in many ways for us in this, but he does not like us. We have followed him for years. We've laughed at everything he did, and I'll be honest with you, the first couple of years we didn't know he was going to be mad because we thought these were comedy things he was releasing.

But it turns out it's his heart and soul. were comedy things he was releasing. But it turns out it's his heart and soul. Is he doing like a Michael Jackson impression? Is that his... Is that like a... Bobby, what are you talking about? You think Corey Feldman holds some strange resemblance to Michael Jackson? Is that how you get...

If you run the show longer, maybe you would know it's because they grew up dancing together Doing the learning those moves together Bobby. I thought that's what happens with Michael Jackson How it comes in you He swear is never molested by Michael Jackson. I think at one point he finally just had to say when there was like 800 Accusations he had to go it is a little weird hundred accusations he had to go it is a little weird. Is that Justin? Yes, it's also my Corey Feldman. I only got a couple voices but they cover a lot of people. We have two voices on the new bonfire but those two voices are rockin. Those two voices are rockin and rolling. We're killing it.

He always claimed to be brand everybody. That was it was coming through for our same same voice. Our voices reach many different people That's what I do. I said I have five impressions, but there are a lot of different people or slight tweaks my Charlie Sheen is just my Justin and Corey Feldman a little change let me hear it Yeah, well, you know tiger. I'm winning winning. It's just all the same thing. I love it. Yeah, I love it It's on the money, but yeah, it's just a tweak of Justin Yeah, and whatever. Yeah. And then I need you to be there at eight. I'm only going to do 45. Ray Romano.

Cover the frog. You're the therapist, Alan. Alan. Be weak. Apologize. You are a queer. Isn't it beautiful? And just if you just tell everybody who you're doing,

don't just believe it's a good impression of that person my Justin's my Justin's over like oh that's so good dude I just Corey Fowman so this guy has had a young lady under his control for quite some time. An angel, right? Is she an angel? No, this is no angel. What is it? God wouldn't put an angel through this. She was one of the angels.

In fact, he called her the angel. Oh yeah? Oh yeah. I get it. Dude, I get it. Yeah. Because the main angel, if you put the, I got it. You did.

This guy's, that was good. This guy's pretty good. He's as an influencer. I see what he's doing. He's branding. Well, I watched a thing earlier. Somebody, Jacob, please laugh at the mic so people can hear you. Please, Jacob.

And they know one to laugh too. Thanks. I watched a thing the other day that was going again. It was just a Corey Feldman's slam piece about how he treats women because again, that wife swap episode he did was before the times we are in now. It's actually was a gonna weird changing of the times Jacob. Do you remember the wife swap with Tommy Davidson? And now they're really coming out against him like Corey Feldman's a piece of shit. Look how he talks to these girls. It's all like the Tommy Davidson from in living color. Yeah. They did a wife swap.

They did a wife swap and his he makes his wife walk around his wife's got a killer body too but she doesn't want to walk around in an angel outfit. And the way he talks to the girls he's like we have a very special diet here you have to eat the things and you have to work out in front of him while he sits on a lawn chair. Jesus. He's going to do like pussy ups. Pussy ups. Yeah. Pussy ups. I don't know what else you call those things.

They were doing pussy ups in front. They were going, he was making new angels. Yeah. And he goes, he's like, very nice girls. Well, what? Very nice. And then the one that Christina always references it makes me laugh was when he sits down the eat dinner, his vegan tacos they were having he goes, ladies, what we'll be

having something to drink with our dinner this evening because I didn't put drinks on the table right away. It's just like so passive aggressive and conty. All right. But she did celebrity family rehab or whatever with him. What was that show? A celebrity bootcamp. That's it. Marriage bootcamp celebrity edition. What does that do?

Him, his brother for some reason and wife went on the show together to repair the brother and his relationship. Oh, yeah, it wasn't marriage because it was also Aaron Carter and his mom. I think it is called marriage bootcamp and they're calling it celebrity, did you think? Aaron Carter's just FYI,

their marriage didn't work out. They're mad, he hit him in his mom. It didn't work out. You got a reanna face tattoo and jerked off to death. He only fans to death that kid. Good Lord, he really fell in pieces. And that was funny because on that on that show Corey felman made Aaron Carter look almost more normal than he was

Because like Aaron Carter is a lunatic, but he's not wearing a gold studded jacket in the morning He's not he's not dressing like an asshole breakfast Just comes down to t-shirt shorts like you're supposed to Not dressed like a fucking yeah, he's not just like a gold lame ninja. I gotta see this This is wife swap this is wife swap so oh my Turn up a little bit. He's a terrible drummer Bobby. Yeah, I could tell he loves drumming He loves drumming. Okay. Here's where he makes them work out in front of him. Who's girl who's girls of these? That's so that girl right there is that's Courtney Tommy's wife. No, that's the

you know that's the one that goes with Tommy Davidson. Wow. How psyched is Tommy? No, his wife's smoking hot. So she had to stay at the projects for the weekend? Where was she? She was at Feldman. No, where are you? She goes to Tommy Davidson's house. Okay. I can't much now, I was gonna wish them if I do it for her. I really want her to go out there and learn the craft and learn the business herself. What do you say, Joe? Yeah, he's doing like more of like, you know,

you don't have to be like this weird subservient lady walking around the laundry room in your house and she's like, I like it. Also, we're only eating fruit this whole week. She's a fruititarian. She only eats fruit, which is so bizarre. I was gonna say so, it's Justin. Yeah, for different reasons.

I think you would die. What? If you only eat fruit. Yeah, we'll tell that to the dinosaurs. Oh, wait, they're dead. Yeah, what do you think the dinosaurs would say about that? Nothing's a dime from being fruit there. Yeah, fruit.

So, yeah, she goes to Tommy David's house and the other one has to walk around and lingerie. They kind of argue at the end. He's like, you made my wife do what? Is Tommy's Davison's wife black? No. She's white. Bring her finer.

She's hot. Who's the black girl on the back seat? Oh, probably a Tommy Davidson person. Oh, okay. So that's the guy. One of the kids. That's his wife. Okay. Oh, she's hot. They look similar. Yeah. Yeah. Sort of. They're both big, fake-titted blondes. Yeah. Yeah. You're not only not appreciating or respecting what we're doing here, but you're coming in and trying to alter it behind my back. That's what I think she told the girls like, hey girls, you don't have to wear a butt plug horse tail all day long and do laundry. You can like, you know, live your own dreams. They're like, they're like, Cory's gonna find out you're talking. There's one of those other knit wits, I think,

right? They'll get her faces. They're like, why are you telling us we shouldn't serve Cory? Why? What do you mean I don't have to live under the stairs? Yeah, but I think I've convinced myself I like wearing a butt plug all day. I love Kimmy for three times today. I play the bass. Do you know how to play the bass? No. No. This is our intro marriage bootcamp.

Please. How did I not see this show? Oh, I know how. I was going on, everyone. What's up, Corey? It's out there. Hi, I'm Corey, and this is Courtney. Oh, this is for second Bobby,

I could get you into some good trash TV. I mean, your person, I love after lock up, would be a fun jump in for you. Listen, our TV. I know I know I know you go for the for the hour dramas, but there is the in between times where you don't want to you know, thanks so much about something so heavy as seal team six. Well, listen man, I love this country. Roger that. But I copy. Copy. I love this country. And I love watching shows about this country and the men and women who serve mostly men But new lioness show to Taylor Sheridan's new show fucking great. Yeah great

Love a good drama. Oh, you look at action drama. I like a drama with the fucking the the special forces I mean this new one drama with like Does it lead there's a lead girl woman special ops lion special ops lioness the special ops leader is a chick I mean she has an ass like Val Kilmer. Mm-hmm. I mean she does she looks like good. She no Depends on Val Kilmer. Yeah, from the neck down Val Kilmer. Yes, she looks like a dude But and she has a short hair, but she's had a something sexy about that to me. I like it But it's a good show man that new lioness is pretty fucking wild Did you do like it? It's a woman show. It's not like all the leads are fucking great the only thing that that's bothersome

And I all women and I that that I thought it would, but Taylor does it really great. But the only one, the thing that bothersome, which I love using that word twice, bothersome. bothersome. I like it. Is Nicole Kidman's face, is fucking disturbing. Which channels is on? It's on Paramount Plus, I believe. Okay, that's what I was gonna ask is that's a good yellow stone the guy who wrote yellow stone and all the

This is one of his new shows and it's pretty much a female dominated show But he does I know dude. I agree, but he pulls it off a lot of nudity though There's some nudity some nice butt and the lead girl. Yeah, she's a badass. They show a little beaver. They know, they show a little bit. They show some bum. It's good. Are they fierce? Dude, they're fierce. In a Goldman's face is starting to melt. Dude, her ear, you have to go in on her ear. Her ear is like my grandfather's ear went before he died. It's just this long.

I can't. Her lobe is huge. Her pretentious face and attitude talking to me at the movies before the movie starts about the wonders of a movie theater. While there's two fat black women braiding each other's hair behind me. Scrolling through TikTok. You can subway sandwiches. I pulled that up a fucking purse. They have Chinese food. And he goes, the glory of the moving picture. You got that duck sauce?

Pass that on over here. Motherfucker, you do sell this food here. Get a manager. Let's go, girl. Yeah, this show, fucking great. I don't know if it may maybe right there to the left. There you go. It kind of answers the question I was going to ask you was, do you do all like the just network-y? Like you can watch him with your, do you want to get one as a little darker?

Like an ozark or something? Do you watch ozark? I did watch ozarks but I bailed out of it. It got a little ridiculous on the last season. But I- There are tickets but theels, but what? These CIA shows you think are not ridiculous? I like, I like authenticity. Okay. I like authentic shows. Where to get crazy for you, Ozark.

I don't know. It was like, all right, listen, dude, you had nine times to get out of this fucking jam. You got yourself into and he just kept getting himself back into the jam. You know, and who's gonna walk into that awesome mid-century fucking House that he got right on the lake. I mean I've been looking for a lake house like that for a long time This cucks. I could just walk right into that place lake house a nice lake house

Do they just go to somebody big will just take it? Yeah, some old guys in the basement with a fucking heart condition ready to die You just ready to die That kind of through but it was just I don't know I mean the girl the redneck Checking that show I love her fantastic. She's fucking great should be for before Yep, yeah, a little beef it is right Jacob. You probably wouldn't know because you'll never look at it. Yeah, no I do like naked vagina I mean at least you know we. I do like naked vagina. No, I mean, at least you know, we know you're like naked vagina. I've never seen it. Yeah, I like shows like this. And the shows that

you like, I don't know, I used to like them. I used to watch Flav of Flav. Yeah, I used to watch all that shit. Brett Michaels. I know you can't watch. There's seven million of them now. Yep. You have to streamline. Now, you could pick one of the ones I don't, that I'm not into for sure. Yeah, there's a, there's a beaver. You could pick one of the ones that I'm not into for sure, but I'm just saying you gotta have at least one, if not two.

My two, 60 days in and love after lock up. But, what's 60 days in? Oh, that's where it goes into jail. Several people go in, just like civilians. A lot of them ex-fellens though, but go in there to kind of like expose what's going on inside, like how they're getting drugs in and all that stuff. And it's, I didn't watch that for like seven seasons.

And then I binge it on Hulu when I'd be on the road because it was so good, it's so real, man. This show, like this show, they need to set up the context better so I understand it because every time I turn them on, I don't know, is this guy, did he commit a crime? What the fuck? What's the fuck? I don't know what the fuck it means. Does he come out after 60 days?

No, it's a volunteer thing. Me and you can submit and say, we'll do it. What? And then, you know, if you get picked, you can submit and say, we'll do it. What? And then, you know, if you get picked, they pick you and they said, but people leave day one. They're making excuse to get out. But has anybody just been chanked? No, but there's been a couple fights.

Some guys started taking drugs. Do you watch it at all? No. Yeah, some guys started taking drugs. There's been a several fights. So you got to attack once. I volunteer to go to prison for 60 days What do you get out of that sag plus fucking 10 maybe sag plus 10 wow? I don't know I think it's like

The daughter of a radio I think maybe afterwards it can like do something more with it or something or go in more But sometimes they come out like there was one guy came out and actually committed murder. Oh great. Just like a lunatic. So there's no, there's no, the upside to this for me to do it. It's not like, like, no, there's upside isn't a female upside is pretty good. If you're remotely cute, you actually don't even have to be. It's just like flavor of love. You throw up in only fans. There was a married couple that went on separate, that was separate seasons. Like the guy did it first and then his wife did it. Now she has like a full on like look at my pussy only fans. She was cute.

So they go in for 60 days and if you last the 60 days, you did it. I don't get what the fuck? It's a pretty gang of money. If you can like make it through. Oh, if you make it through the 60 days, you get money. I mean, if you can get paid per like the episode, you know, it's like you're hired for the show, but the only people who know you're going in there as like a plant is the warden and the production.

Everything else says the production is there to do a documentary, but what's fun watching that show move along is, they're, uh, everyone's aware of the show now. So some of the people come in and they go, you know, them cameras, them cameras over there, every time this dude walk around, like it's following him, every time it's walking around, and they start figuring it out and then like, and then they rape him. Sometimes they do try to fuck him up and they get him out of there,

like they all have to get him out of there, but like some guys just, and I, you know. Sometimes I do try to fuck him up and they get him out of there. Like they all have to get him out of there. But like some guys just, and I, you know, they don't wanna do it. They definitely sign everything you have to sign because they look like pussies because, not that I would do it any better, but a lot of people go in, they talk like, yeah, I'm gonna be a prison guard actually,

so I think it's be a good thing for me to, do to get experience in like, first day. One guy didn't make it out of the first day of quarantine because when he walked in, they were doing all the, same as what they do. They walk in and everyone's like, oh, hey, look at that pretty one right there. That one's gonna be for me.

They just do it. It's almost like, like the joke, you know what I mean? It's like booing at the Apollo. I would play Coy if they did that. I'd be like, shut up. Shut up. No, I did lose some weight. I did.

I mean, I feel better about myself, but I did it for me. No, I'll see you later. I'll say what I'm telling you what I don't like about some of these prisons. Some of these prisons have their jumpsuits. We would hate this, Bob. The jumpsuits have the sizes just the whole shirt is the size you are. I'd be walking around with three X on my body all the time. Hey, everyone. That's a new nickname. Three X. Yo, triple, triple fats here.

I think I think I could be intimidated out by that first day of walking in. But if you go in, I'd be in like, you got to try to do something. I just don't know there would be no reason for me. And like the show alone, where they throw dudes out, that's it, I love that show. That's one of my favorite shows on TV. What's that?

Alone. Okay, yeah. They take 10 guys, you get 10 things you can bring with you. And they drop you off into the fucking wilderness. And whoever lasts the longest wins like a half a meal. Yeah. Okay. That. What would you bring? I would do a flashlight nine batteries.

Hey Jacob, I winked after that. You didn't see it. Fleshlight nine batteries. I would bring, I'll get through alone. I would bring a bone arrow with all the stuff. I bring some cordage and I bring a photo of Jacob shirtless with that necklace and bracelet on just to make it by. Okay. He went there again.

Oh, nice talking to you. What would you do, Bobby? I would I would suck myself off. I'm not getting. When you said cordage, you meant like stuff to hang myself with from a tree while I was masturbating to Jacob's photo. Yeah There you go. I Love it. I missed the wink. I want the wink in my life. I know. I was I was with I was good satisfying when you hit the timing right too. Well, I was a dawn this weekend saying a bunch of winks and and I wish I was just like, Ting, I wanna get like a little audio thing I can do.

Ting. Louis, hang with me this weekend. I'll be cause I'd have to maintain eye contact and I just can't do it. Wow. Why? With anyone, I just don't. Dude, that's not true.

Soul Bond will be right now. Go ahead and wink so I can stop looking at you. One, two, they're looking, come on. Oh, look at me right now. Try it with me. They were doing it. I had a wink so I could stop looking at you One two they're looking oh Look at me right now try with me try with me look at me look at me. Look at me. Just look at me. Look at me Let's do it. Look at me. Just do it. Do it. Stay with me. I got it. Look me though. You can't talk. You can't talk Let's let's stop you guys can't talk. We just look look at it. Just try one more time go start a sweat You guys are doing so good Human being blank Go start a sweat. You guys are doing so good. You're so bombing. Blink like a human being.

Blink. A lot of them. Blink. Yeah, you're not the blink. It's not a staring contest. It's not a staring contest. She's blank. You're done.

He's done. I can't do it. Alright, let me try one more time. Why I'm in radio. So I gotta look at nobody. One more time. One more time. One more time.

Two, three. There you go. You doing a good job. Keep it up. You're good. You're good. Stay with them. Don't you don't.

Oh. Oh. Can't you, don't, oh. I can't do it. It's, Jacob's giving me a little, you're with taste, what's your fun is? Take off your glasses, Jacob. Let him see actually into your eyes. Look at me, God damn it. Take your glasses off, Jacob.

Let him see inside, inside your soul. I could go three seconds with anybody. I got to know that. Maybe you feel gay by this. Try it with Christine. Christine. No, I'll turn away from her. Christine, I would turn away from Christine's face too.

What does she do? I don't know. Yeah, Christine doesn't blink. She's like the poltergeist clown doll. Yeah. Her face. I mean, I've never seen that face from Christine before. Christine is always doing a hacks on me.

Yeah. It's why I hold it out. Catch with that, a cabbie. Hoover Wow. I you. I hold it. That's what that uh that cabbie overdrivers. Oh man. I alone. So we're going to overdrivers today alone. We're going to talk about that alone. So they send these guys out. I like that because they have to survive this

bears and fucking mountain lions and all kind and plus they have to get their food. Um and whoever wins have to get their food um And whoever wins yet you get life changing money for these people how much is it 500,000 dollars But these people living in the woods of a lot they're out in the they surviving anyways The world is just people yeah, so that's getting they're gonna buy three horses and a fucking farm and an ATV That's life changing for them and I love that with the outcome. I don't like a show where you just do

something for nothing. Love after lock up, their emotional, their emotional wealth is on the line. Because really ugly and fat and weird people believe that when someone's incarcerated and telling they love them, because we're the only person that keeps sending the money and mailing them letters. They think that's gonna translate when they come out of jail and some muscular guy goes to live with some kind of I don't know, land shark of a person. And it's just it's always far. I mean, yeah, this is the classic. Fails every time. Monique.

Are you watching the New York? Are you watching the New Batch? Are you? Yes. I don't because it's love-during. I don't give a fuck. Oh, you watch when they're in jail. See, I don't like this, Bobby.

This is where me and Lewis separate on this one here. Love-during lock up is boring to me because one's in jail. I don't like the lovey-dovey. Now, you like the potential of him stabbing her if she gets a little mouthy and she doesn't turn around. Yeah.

And do it from behind because that's the only way to get off now. I like when they go to meet the parents of the person who was it in jail and they're like, I don't really like that my daughter is dating you and he's like, fff. Man, even though why you ain't be digging it when I be up in your daughter's goods. You don't like when she has to sneak a carton of new ports in a vagina up to the prison? They don't do they show that? Does she ever sneak new ports in her pussy?

No, not a lot of visiting. You're getting to know them so they can set you up for the next season of love after locker when they get out. That's right. But here's the thing when they start that season, they give you a nice recap. Always. So every show you get a recap, you can tune in at any time. Because there was a love during lockup couple that got out last year

Second, they got it a jail His sister picked them up with his girlfriend. Do you remember this? They went to a street corner and got married Outside on the street and then went into a bathroom somewhere and got kicked out because they went in the bathroom He's fucked during the bathroom with camera with nothing camera, but the microphones on still right of like a public building Yeah, and then they got kicked out by security and then got back in the bathroom with camera, not the camera, but the microphones on still. Right, of like a public building. Yeah. And then they got kicked out by security and then got back in the car with his sister. He cheated on her, spoiler alert.

I mean, what a piece of cheating on that, is that? He ended up cheating. Yeah, they're living with someone. All right, so which show, tell me, I'll watch one of my shows. If you watch one of, if you, I'll watch one of your shows, if you watch one of my shows.

That's fair. I'll give you my shows, if you watch one of my shows. That's fair. I'll give you my suggestion. I watch J-Shows. I only watch one of these type of shows. Sure. Below decks. I've watched Below decks now. Fantastic.

Well, I don't know if it's fantastic, but it is creepy, creepily addictive. Yeah. I don't know why, because it's just... Looks playing the show, what's Below decks? Below decks. Below deck is a cruise ship, addictive, like you, I don't know why I'm because it's just looks playing the show what's below deck below deck below deck is a cruise ship, but they have a different captain and different crew. And it's basically showing you these rich people were rent this yacht and with the yacht comes the whole crew. A chef, all the people that take you on excursions, you know, just like a mini love boat, right?

that take you on excursions, you know, just like a mini love boat, right? And the captains, it's basically the same thing as a love boat in real life. Eyes X bar tending, same old things there. Super hot people, the crew are all super hot and they're all banging each other and fighting. Yeah, they hate each other, but the people that come on the boat and just fucking just reach the worst type of rich people ever. They treat the crew like shit Wow, they don't treat them like shit. It's like they do, but it's like they're very dumpy You know, it's never what you thought rich people would look like. It's always what rich people are

Just a bunch of you know is yaja gabor over there No, she wouldn't make an appearance on love I'm rewatching the loveboat. I just loving it. She's on yaja gabor So in every other episode of the love boat you're rewatching the love boat. I just love it. She's on Jagega Boer and every other episode of the love boat. You rewatching the love boat? Where? Wow. Paramount Plus.

Just one of my, you know, I just free time. Get some hookers, dude. Yeah, get some hookers and do drugs. Episode three. Yeah, I don't like you going back on the love boat. Yeah, dude, you need to get laid. You need that. You need some stuff coming out of your body. Yeah, episode three of the love of the first season. Yeah, 12 year old Scott

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They could have just made Morgan Mindy and just make that the backstory. There's no reason to try the, could you imagine if you worked in Happy Days and they go, we're shopping around this idea at Robin Williams, but we gotta see how the character plays out. Do you mind if some for some reason the middle of Happy Days and Alien just comes down? Yeah. And Alien you said,

cause this is supposed to be like sort of a realistic comedy, high school situation, you go, yeah, and then just like, more from more comes, you go yeah and then just like mork from work comes you guys and everyone just like fine with that I can tell you why that happened uh Gary Marshall who created happy days his son star wars was out and his son wanted to see an alien on TV so he said can you put an alien on to happy days and that's how mork came into it and you know sucks to have everything be under one guy's hand.

And you're like, what are we doing? He goes, uh, shit heads kid said that he was seeing aliens. He threw an alien into this do-woppy high school comedy. Yeah. And we got to give his cousin the big raguah show too. He's an Italian dancer. That's that's a thrilling. When it's a kid though's that's a thrilling.

When a kid though, it was a sex to riches shut up. I hated that guy. Hansi's two old brawl of the salsa with all the good Fanzi. Get your own place, man. I know he lived above the morage. It's creepy. Cross over his back then was huge though. But more happy days was in the 50s, right?

And more from Ork was contemporary. 80s, I think, when it came out, right? So yeah, it's like he was in the 50s and this was in the 80s. It didn't line up, right? Well, I guess you say he was there for a while because he met Mindy along the way. There was no Mindy when he was on Happy Days.

That was the 50s. He was just more from Ork. We probably just time traveled. What do you guys crazy? I, right. You're right. What are we thinking? You know what?

I was thinking in the regular universe we live in, not the Happy Days multiverse. I'm more and more from the dimension. He goes, well, that's a funny wrinkle in this show. What do you think Potsy feels about the fact that we've made contact? First contact. Ralph Malfon potsy have made first contact. Le Verne and Shirley was a spinoff from Happy Days 2 right? Yeah. They just try to get everything out of that show. She was Gary Marshall's daughter. Yeah. She's dead right? She died? No, she's dead. Levern?

Levern. Penny Marshall. It's dead, no. Yeah, she's dead. I think Cindy Williams died too, didn't she? I think they're all dead. No, she's not dead, is she? She's like, she just doesn't.

Cindy Williams is one of those ladies who hosts like Dildo parties at her house. Not like where you use them, but where she tells you like the how the great they work and if you'll buy them. Yeah, did you see Levern later in life the way she talked? Penny Marshall. Yeah. Like she had strokes on both side of her face. I'm going to die from black cloud that follows me around. Although I would have given it to Lever and could have got it well before.

Surely. Oh, yeah, big boobs. For sure. Yeah, she like Pepsi and milk. Someone's like, how was starting to play that a long time ago? Like Penny Marshall. Her first gig ever was a commercial where she was playing like the frumpy ugly roommate to like the hot chick.

And that was just like, that must be so difficult. When we were watching Gilbert Grape yesterday, like that lady had to get cast. And they had to tell her like, this is the part of the movie where you decide to go rescue your retarded son from the police station because they arrested him and you're finally coming out of the house. Now, when we have you driving there for no reason, we're going to show that the car is tilted completely to the passenger seat where you're sitting and that's going to be kind of funny. That wasn't in the script they improvised that Those like you know what you shoot it. He was the car's dragon goes

But I mean the way they made it like they did like Jurassic Park effects when she was like walking upstairs the first time They should be screaming the dust coming from the like ceiling floors coming from the like ceiling floors. The reason they burn the house down anyway is because I forgot right before the movie ends before she dies. John C. Riley's character comes over and he goes, your foundation's destroyed, man. The foundation of implying very much that the mother sitting in one spot has destroyed the foundation of the home. Was there a glass of water and just a ring? Yeah. Get me.

Yeah. But they really made all of that like when she's coming in like, oh, they'd shoot it from low. Like big mom is coming in and she had to accept that role. What do you get to do? Is the only role she got? Have I ever told you about the Louis thing? That Louis what?

The first episode, the pilot of Louis. No. I was in the pilot. I don't know. might have yeah but I was the pilot episode and When I got a call was driving a gig and it's they go hey, we're calling from was pig Newton yep, right? We want to know Louis wants you to do this part On his new pilot for his new show and I was like wait you mean he wants to be like audition he goes

No, I want you to the part like he wrote the part for you to do I was like, wait, you mean he wants me like audition? He goes, no, I want you to do the part. Like he wrote the part for you to do. I was blown away by that. And then when I they sent me the script, it was like, you know, whatever Steve sloppy fat gross, drippy, tipped piece of shit. And I was like, okay. And then I saw Louis the first day of that shoot. He came over and we were right away.

He goes, I don't know how he heard that was said like that. But he just came up without even knowing that I didn't say anything anybody. You know what I mean? And by the way, dude, I did not write this for you. He's like, I auditioned a lot of people. I just figured I thought you'd get the line funny. I auditioned a lot of fat, titted, frumpy, fat shits for this part. And I was like, there's only one fat, titted, drippy, sag bag, hunk of shit I know left.

Big J-Oaker said. Yeah, well I was around. I was on one of my fats back then. It was the worst. When you go on a audition, it's just a bunch of fat dudes like, fuck me. Because you don't know how fat you are and so you see other fat guys that you're auditioning with.

And you're like, god damn it, me and fucking Billy Gardell in the office again. Fargan. When I went for this is us. I told you you would have been great. I told you it was me Ralphie May and Ramsey Moore, if you remember Ramsey at all. And I mean, those guys are both like, those are 400 plus plus pound guys. Yeah. And I went and I remember seeing that thing and I go, this is what the world thinks of me, huh?

It was a screen test even too. And I was still like bummed out. I went there. I was like, this sucks. Oh my God, is that him? That's Ramsey. Wow, he's big. Yeah, he's passed away.

Oh, wow. I'm the only one who stole a life and that thing. And the girl. I had the scene ended with me making out with that girl. He's dead this guy. Oh yeah. From fatness? I mean technically, I mean some say it was

the effort of walking to his car one day. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ralphie, but yeah, I mean they're there. It's all gonna happen. Oh shit. What I forgot look at that what back We're back to you scared the shit out of me. I don't know you went. Oh shit. You turned around. Oh everything's perfect My cell phone my seal team instincts went off Jacob Roger that Roger that copy Tactical someone called me a tactical asshole One of the favorites Favorite email. Yeah, read the email. We'll break into the core thing core thing and going nowhere. Let's go break it What this email why should set this up because we had I'm forget to the guess word but that we had guests on last week of the week before and I'll just read this guy read it. Is any email from the middle of the yes, and in the listener. Yeah, so listen. Yes

Here's this I'll give us first name bread Be red crackle crackle buddies Crackle crackle crackle Tactical lobby is watching too much Navy seals and he keeps shoe horning in seals terms into conversations with guests laugh out loud in seals terms into conversations with guests left out loud. This week I heard them say spin up multiple times to guests which means leaving on a mission and they have no idea what the fuck he's talking about. Roger that. Actual seals have a term for this middle-aged cosplays tactical assholes. I'll take that. I'm gonna get a patch and put it on my my my vest tactical asshole

I'm gonna do that Roger that. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir Jacob I'm running the bathroom watch my six Copy that Jacob copy that mash Bobby Baby on Bob. Corporal. I'll take a couple of call. Corpor Kelly. Corpor Kelly. I really I really was shooting it.

Spin up. I was really. Yes. And you call yourself civilian seal Bobby. I call myself a regular seal. I'm a real. I'm a regular. Yeah.

Ocean seal. I was like Bobby. When you come over for the metallic concert He goes wheels up oh 300 I kept calling ETA Five minutes Roger that music what and then when the music was playing really loud I asked Bobby if you wanted anything from the concession stand He just gave me a series of finger gestures and points and fists. I won't like this Yeah, he gave me a close fist. Two attacks to the right, a thumbs up, and then wave me forward. The problem was I had max,

and it was probably around four clicks to the bathroom and around another eight clicks over to get water. You know what I mean? Yeah. We were several clicks from the entrance. You know, we were actually 50 clicks away from the fucking snake pit that we never got into. Mission failed. Mission failed. Mission failed. Jane Metallica won on 1900, right? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, they won on it 1900. Yeah, we made our way to the front line, but then we fell back. Chapicle assholes. I say, and then we all went home, got some shut-eye. We actually went up to the front again and we used Max as a decoy. I tried to use Max as a decoy, but then Jade... Well, the issue is, I walked down, to I'm trying to get into the snake pit And I'm flanked by five people. Yeah, they're flanking me from

North and South. Yeah, master master sergeant Jay was flanked, but we had you back Yeah, I had to go I had to go give a private Maximus of pep talk Because I he was going through some Pete Pete PTSD. What is it? Yeah, we moved to the state man We're never getting in the state pit. We moved as a squad through the thick brush of the parking lot Yeah Tactical assholes I really middle-aged cosplayers

I really middle-aged cosplayers woof. I just love it. I I'll tell you right now if I can get up to this weekend You're gonna have to get so much need in our right. I'm a little R&R. Yeah, a little rest little R&R I'm still gonna run some you know, I'm still gonna run some beauty lady. Don't lose focus. I'm gonna lose fight never Look focus. I'm a seal. Yeah, I'm a regular. I'm a regular motion seal No, Monday you shaking bake with the bon I shake it big. I come back in. Absolutely. I drive through the night. Yeah, you throw your suit, you throw your backpack over your shoulders and you kiss your family goodbye. I kiss him. I'll be back, hopefully. I'll be back. A country needs me. I'll be, I'll be back, hopefully in two days. I'm going to halo in. Guys, shipping off. I love you give them on a deep kiss

Remember we keep it warm for me baby. Yeah, like real life she winds up fucking the neighbor Senging with video. Yeah Look how big it is so big I gotta go sleeping your room I Start using Christine's gift that she never uses that we got her and she hasn't said hasn't seen it yet because it's still in the fucking room downstairs Damn I know we had to tell you what it is because we sent it a week ago and you haven't popsicles me To box a box of rare popsicles

The box of rare obstacles. We said, listen, when you give somebody a gift, one of the greatest parts of the gift is the phone call you get when they get the gift and you go, hey, oh my god, it's so, and you're like, oh, and you make you feel good. You want to feel, when you get somebody a gift where you're like, you know what, she's going to like this. I've never sent a gift in the person goes,

what is this? Yeah. It's, yeah. The thing I made, the thing I made, I thought. But it was cool. When I get home late at night, when I get wheels down and I go home and I get in and my wife comes out

and I present her my penis and she goes, what is this? Gift from America. Dude, I sent her a gift. And she goes, go on to bed and you go, I'll take first watch. Yeah. Ha ha ha.

Yeah, we sent their gift. I love the gifts, but you told me what it is. Yeah, I told you it is, because you were done both, I called her three times. Hey, did you get it? Oh, I haven't checked my packages yet. She's acting like the packages.

It's in the same building. It's not like that. It's intimidating here. Sure. Well's not like that they was intimidating her. Sure. Well, we're going down for packages now. We're ignoring this drum kit because we don't know what to do exactly. Oh, it's there. Yeah, it's been there. I said I can bring it to you whenever you want. I just don't know when you want to do it. No, I think thought you said it was coming. You said it was like a week or two away. No, no, it's been there for like over a week.

I just don't know. I should all get on that. Yeah, I was like a week or two away. No, no, it's been there for like over a week. I just do not get on that. Yeah, I mean, if you want to pick it up, do please. I'll be happy to take a picture. I feel good. So you're, okay, this makes sense now. So you have, you're literally taking up the package room with this truck. They have an extra storage space and it's in there,

but we are taking up a lot of space in there. So you're taking up a lot of space, but the package, how far, so let me ask you question, from your apartment to the package room, it's gotta be about like a half hour. How far is it? Is it a half hour and you have to walk downstairs? It's an easy three minutes.

So you have to walk downstairs, you have to go downstairs, all right? How many flights of stairs, like seven? No stairs, it's an elevator. No stairs, it's an elevator. Or you just take the elevator and thing thing and opens up and you walk. You know also we haven't had dockets this weekend because we center a way to camp. We don't have to have a present.

So I have a go to an outside that much. What about a present? There's a present. I want my present but I have to order. I have to redeem the gifts or just get it because there's actually two presents. And I'm very excited about. You see Shondra present. I mean I'm not shundered but

Paid it no mind I mean paid it no mind. I shall get to it. Oh when I mean it's annoying because you just we were like we're gonna wait She's got and then don't I was like I you know gets the point was like did she get it like it's Christina Kant? No, I have that we have a present from Rebecca and her boyfriend Justin that has been at the house for a week that hasn't been opened in Are you kidding with him with that robe? I wear it every day. It's my second skin in the house I think it's in a bag still The next gift I'm sending you is gonna be perishable. It's gonna be a puppy The next gift I'm sending you is gonna be perishable. It's gonna be a puppy.

With no holes in the box. No, no. It's just gonna say on a time sensitive. A time sensitive and then you're gonna open the box and it's gonna smell like shit, cause it's dead, cause you. Oh, no. Cause you.

Yeah, cause you don't know how to receive presents. I'm gonna send you a puppy in two kittens and a small child. You're gonna be responsible for so much blood on your hands when this is over. I'm just gonna keep sending you living things. Yeah. Oh, Christine, we got a box of,

it turns out it was dead hermit crabs now. I don't know if they were alive. Christine, I don't want a turtle. Yeah, I'll send you one. I'll send you one. I guarantee you don't open a tortoise. Yeah, you're gonna have soup by the time you get to it and an asterisks He's gonna scoop out the turtle it's driveled up how long has been down here when they open it up to go I think it's a turtle

And just fingernails fly away little turtle fingernails I mean it's just crazy. Okay. Christine, by the way, we watched, what was the show we were watching? Oh, was it, it was that secret to playboy episode. There was a girl painting her dogs, toenails, and the one who married Lorenzo Alamos, talked a lot yesterday. She is a bucket of feathers. I mean, she is brain dead. That's a great artist.

She has the shittiest tits I've ever seen on a body. She just stick thin with like big monster cans where it looks like it's all stretched out. Yeah. But she was beautiful face at the time. But at this point, that show I told you again is going so off the rails of secrets of Playboy. This last episode I thought was very positive playboy.

It was like, this one was almost like No, I don't regret it was a lot of fun. It did a lot for me actually. It's pretty great There's nothing left to report about half it's over You know one carer. They got to put a ball out for him Not to swing it around but that is a is that a term? Which kind of brings us back to Fel dog fell dog I got to get into this guy you know what it is about this show that scares me What's I was into the Corey the two Corey's really yeah, dude?

I watched that all the time. He was like falling the pieces. I watched it to but I mean one guy was like Doing heroin his death. Well the other one that's when Corey It seemed like had a good life. Like it seemed, I know he was a little crazy. Feldman. Feldman, he had a wife, like how old? Mary the woman they had a kid. He had a kid, he had a house, he was,

I think in Canada, or somewhere. No, the other one, Corey Haymes from Canada, he actually, he may have moved up to Canada for a while, and I think it was all L.A. though. Yeah, but he had like a life. He like was separated from his other life, and now he had this life up here And he and then the other Cory was a piece of shit and fall apart

So it was he's turned into quite a mess, right? That's why I was quite a mess. Yeah, two Cory's was crazy He's dead now, and this is his life moving forward where he honors him with terrible terrible music and Terrible lyrics. I mean you heard how we opened the show Remember back when we were kids laughing at the things we did. I mean, it makes sense. Does it make any sense? Well, they did laugh when they were kids. At the things we did. Yeah, the things they did. They got my last dig.

They got my last dig together. The thing at the things we did, sucking on an old man's cock, just so we can get a part. I'm hate as vampire killer Then they used to make us go as to asset there are luminati parties We would slam our asses together with the double deal though up our butts where were our parents no one knows No one seemed to give us shit man was I in the Corey's Feldman's wife, the silly yeah, that, that the two Corey's her. She was sexy.

There is a really pretty vagina. You've seen it? She did a playboy. When they were together, I think it was with the thing that he shot the pictures or something, but she was, she came off now looking at it, back at it. She came off back then like she was was kind of an asshole, but she was really had her shit together, and these guys were fucking mentally ill. Her husband was a fucking asshole. You know what I mean?

Of course, Feldman is out of his tree. He was crazy. Yeah, but I thought she was just being a bitch, but she wasn't. She was just a normal person. And she's like, you're like, babe, I know we're going to parent teacher conferences today. Does this buckle jacket and Michael Jackson hat make me look weird? Yeah, does this fruit salad for the military fruit salad?

I'm wearing on my fruit salad. On my shirt. Christie, please bring up the girls name and the word, nude, please. Do you think I should wear my general hat? I got from Kudoffee to the parent teacher meeting tonight. Kudoffee had. So I bring my twin golden desert eagles, where's that too much? That's what I call my harmonicas. We're looking at photos of her naked. Is this back then?

Yeah. Yeah, dude. I mean, that got out of you. Life is crazy. Christine, can you please zoom in on her vagina? Christine, you be good. I just want to, for technical reasons, I would like to see if that's hair or if that's actually. It's hair.

Okay. But I mean, no, you're gonna see split. This was the time where they started showing a little bit of the split. What's the split? You know, I mean the mouth. The mouth, what the way you mean the muppet mouth? Yeah, the muppet mouth. It might even be pierced, yes, see.

Okay, now that goes up high. Well, her clit hood is along her clit hood. Sure, I'll give you that. That's a long clit hood. But she's wearing a weight on it. Yeah, but it's also, it's a pretty, it's a pretty pussy. Yeah, she's beautiful. You know what, the French manicure does it for me. Right next to the vagina?

Yeah, that's what this class is. Let's see, it really takes care of herself. She takes care of herself, her hands are nice. She's very pretty now. That's his kid's mom. I think, yeah. Look at my dick, dude. It's like rock hard right now.

I mean, that's what kind of. I don't. Thank you. So now he, but he took these photos. I, she made that it more than once too, who knows. Do you got her, do you got her bum? Her Turkish, can I see her Turkish? If you could buzz him in a little, just, just, it's a little, it's you could buzz him. Just a little.

It's a little narrow. I like a little bum though. You know me. Of course. Listen, no one's going to argue with Tom just saying like in the world of asses now looks like she has like a very small one. Dude, I like Gaias. Wait, is that possible? Was that Louis me? Like that was a little. That's not her.

That's not her. No, that vagina is weird looking and well, they all look a little weird. They get in I mean, that's her. Yeah, that's that's the one. It looks just a mistake. Looks like Nicole Kidman's earlobe. Hello, come on crackle crackle people wake up you driving home here for you get home safe, okay? That's my new thing. She's hot for sure. Jay, you might have I do that after every joke. Nope, not at all. Hey, all right.

Hey kid. Look at that vagina. It looks like a mouth. They're Sean and sand. What's up? So when she was in playboy, she was stunning also. But that was a long time ago. She did Cory's wife get old.

What is she up at it? Maybe. I like to see what she was up at. There's the point. I don't see there's her doing the point. Shauna sand. I mean, I wait late in the game. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She look crazy. You sometimes say this, like you'll say girl as a flat ass, but you're comparing it today's asses, which are basically artificial. Like, I mean, you literally have women have beach balls put into them. No, no, but I'm saying there's still a little stuff. Can we, that's a normal, great ass. Yeah, I agree.

That's a human's ass. I agree with you. I agree with you, guys. Now some people just have a naturally rounder ass. She has kind of not a very rounder. Her body's killer. Who's arguing? I'm not arguing that at all.

I'm just saying she doesn't have an ass at all. She's got a very small ass. I don't know. Yeah, I don't, I'm not looking she's got a very small ass. I Don't know Yeah, I don't I'm not looking for like a Lizzo asses or Beyonce, it's not like my thing at all either. I'm fine with a small ass. I'm just saying there's different between like Kind of like there's no like hip to it all like her spot her back Went like straight down like that. There was no like hips at all. Yeah, that's the way Jacob is like, he likes a nice Matt Dillon hip.

I don't run away from that at all. Yeah, he like a woman to be built like Matt Dillon. Yeah, he like, yeah, yeah, he like, understood. Yeah, you like a girl to have like a shaggy from Scooby Doo body. Yeah, you want a girl to look like the cast from the outsiders from behind. That's it.

You're gonna be like. Is that soda pop? Oh no, it's a hot playboy, chick. That's soda pop. She's on a stand was hot. Who is this? This is Lorenzo Lamis's wife. Okay. And her big story against half was, she was like, at one point, hustler came to me after

I did playboy and said they would offer me a ton of money to host their shows and something like this. And then she went back to the half and he said, no, that's porn. Turn it down. Turn it down. So she did. We said, yeah, you can't do, if you do that, you can't be a playmate anymore. You can't do anything Playboy.

You're going to be with Hustler and Larry Flint. Yeah, you got to go, when you open it up, when you open it up and you put stuff in, you gotta go over to hustler. Yeah. You gotta go, yeah. Flood publications. Yeah. Right.

So they were saying that girl, Victoria's a drunk who is a doof. Victoria's a drunk, I interviewed with Ralph before. That was the girl. Her and her daughter came in. She was trying to convince her daughter to do like, oh yeah, she was fun. Only fans and stuff. The daughter, I mean, I'll excuse it because she was a mother and daughter. This is how dangerously

Doofy these girls were we were doing a game Like a back like where you have to guess what you your partner is gonna say and it was you know them versus me and Ralph Mm-hmm and Damn, I should have brought some rough rough came in on Tuesday. Maybe I did bring it up But they maybe I did who knows you know, I actually I think you might have yeah, I think I may have Maybe I'll bring it up and wait for that then maybe Jacob will take a note right now Maybe somebody will take a note maybe turn on a note or something no, right Jacob copy Stupid is her editor wait from what sure the mom I'm wrong wrong no Victoria's a drug ZDR OCK

she um but now so just Victoria's drugs like a doctor they always call her a doctor because she went to school I guess doctor of what yeah exactly that's the quite I think I think I think it is like sexual studies it's like shit like that oh that's Ukrainian girl she went to law school yeah but she didn't school. Yeah, but in the Ukraine which is not the same. No, it was here She like married an old Ukrainian guy to stay in the country and that was a lawyer and he convinced her to go to law Really, yeah, wow, that sounds like a but she was you were playing this game and by the enemy and Ralph just in front of them I was like Ralph number three my answer is this and then it'd be like all right Ralph What is Jay blah blah blah? Then he would just answer the answer I just said and they'd be like

How are you guys doing these like they were just it was the foolish But it was one of the only shows ever on SDR. I was like dude. I don't know what we're doing here We just got out of here. This is nutty. I'm like this girl trying to tell her I mean This is nutty. I'm like, this girl is trying to tell her, I mean, doofus of a daughter. Like, you should do porn. So, oh no, oh no, curl, doo, oh girl. She's Vinny Bobberino?

Yeah. She's my age. Who's this? Is that not the daughter? That's what Google gave me. Oh, yeah, probably. Is she doing porn finally? I just have a hard time being around people like this.

Yeah, there's the daughter. You know what I mean? Because I don't have that thing to not tell them to go fuck themselves. It was not this Eagle fucked them so it was just like... It was just two dollars like talking to each other. Yeah, it's weird to be around those people. Is she hot? I couldn't imagine marrying one of these issues hot.

Because you imagine if that was my wife... I couldn't imagine spending any kind of extended time. hot. Because you imagine if that was my wife, I couldn't imagine spending any kind of extended time. Well, you know what, she's kind of cute. I think about this very cute. Maybe a week and a half. I'll take her over the, up the tiny house for a weekend.

She's hot for sure. Ask if she likes foliage. Dawn should be down in the October. Uh oh, wait, what's going on here? Steam punk, a little steampunk action. She doing a little pornography? Yeah, I'm smelling dry. She was doing porn or just like cosplay stuff.

Well, Christine, that seems like it's a Google away from finding out if she's doing some pornography, please, thank you. God. There's no way she's doing pornography. There's no way she's doing pornography. The full body picture is very... I don't know why I said that twice.

I don't know why I said that twice. Ha ha ha ha. Bobby, two times? Yeah, Bobby, two times. Full body picture is I don't know why I said that twice. I don't know why I said that twice Bobby two times yeah, Bobby two times well for isn't Bobby two times. She read had I don't know what she is She's an empty head Google Porn the first thing that comes up is SDR show Mother daughter bottles. Oh, yeah, yo, yeah. Yeah, I don't know.

I don't get it. I don't get pushing your kid into doing it. Yeah, well, my kid's a talent. Oh, sorry, you know, talking to me. I thought you were talking about Max and his new pillow cube campaign. We're working on it for December. Yeah, it's different. That's different to you.

Like we're installing a stripper pole in Max's room. We said if you can go to the top and come down with it behind his knees, then we'll get him a car when he turns 16. That's bizarre. Yeek. Go back to Cory Feldog. Felly.

We got off track again. This is him on celebrity family marriage boot camp. Their introduction. With his front rat tail. Yeah, his front rat tail. He said that's for a. Was that his, that's his thing, right? The front rat tail. Well, it was his lock. He said for a Corey Hame, but with no real end game to it. It wasn't like, I'm not going to cut it till he find his killer.

He's like, heroin killed him. I jerked off Curry just before he died I took the jizz and I made that town in the front. I something about marriage. It's my aim lock. I never wash it Yeah, we're open the same house. Oh, he's like he's like yeah, dude mom sucked, but why are you dressed like an asshole? Yeah, I was molested to and I wasn't even chill business Yeah, I was molested too, and I wasn't even chill business. Yeah, I was molested. You were a millionaire in molested. Yeah, I can't get along with him because he's sensible. Yeah. He's also a Feldman.

I'm even Feldman. Lost boy. Damaged children on board. Never stood by me. Never stood by me. Oh man. Cory is a jack of all trades. He's an actor.

He's an artist. He's a singer. He's a producer. He's a director and running on and on. And the rate. Yes. And he writes. Ah, what an asshole.

She didn't forget that though. She did. I mean, not cool. You had to. You were told to memorize the list weeks ago. Yeah. I mean, I've been on Torgasm opian Anthony the tonight show

Louisie. I mean don't forget you know you go and a lot of rest for you, but don't worry about it on all four Hey Don don't worry. I'm on the bonfire now to crack. Oh, I took over for damn sorry guys. Sorry, I read it Christine Christine can you wear your headphones like that? Like you're on Star Trek? Yeah, hey, Jordy LeForge. Nice pole. You are genius. Trying to get my career things changed.

Why are they coming? We're Bobby, so I'm a genius again. You're a genius. And I write. It's going to end on and there's not forget I write. And I write. Hey, everybody. thanks for listening. That was just a portion of our actual serious XM radio show.

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