The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Sense Of Humor Required

Episode Date: October 4, 2023

Jay defends the Jimmy Fallon allegations and Bob has an embarrassing promo for his gig.

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. I make whole crew this first. You know it's back first You know it's bad. Get it on me.

Buckle, buckle, buckle. Do the energy in here has been great ever since Jacob got promoted to that big office? Well you know what? Sometimes when you get stuff that you deserve, it gives you a little mump. You do? You put your one foot in front of the other and you grind it out and you're rewarded Jacob. Congratulations.

I'm guessing it's a corner with a view of the park. You have your own bathroom? No. You have access to the executive bathroom. No, but you have a, you're on a little snack bouquet that is there morning, right? And then it's got a machine. No, I'm as far away from the kitchen now as possible in assistant, though, the gabion assistant.

No assistant. But you you did get that new the comfortable chair like the most same chair. Oh, you had to take your chair from me. But the desk is way bigger. You know what Bobby? I forgot to take my chair and now you're telling me that I left my chair in the old office. Well that's but that's old news. That's back for old shit Jacob. This is new office Jacob. Yeah. yeah. It's great. You got that electric desk that goes up and down,

so if you want to stand, you can stand if you want to. No. Oh, you have that button that locks the door in case you want to sexually harass an employee? That they have. Yes. Good, good, good, good. Woof, this isn't promotion at all.

I'm sorry, this isn't even a promotion at this point. This new desk. I've been working here guys, remember, for 10 years. And you saw they treated him? You saw they treated Pete Dominick? Remember, he was just going crazy, sitting in his car, listening to himself while smoking weed with a dog.

That was eerie. Yeah. Remember that video? Final show. Weird. I didn't see it. Pete Dominick just did a thing. He just smokes a joint in his car listening to himself on serious

With his dog and he's just looking at the camera. They it's okay. They should like a spider should crawl to cross his face while he was talking Crawl the crosses eye and he didn't believe yeah He did not like getting removed from that show Yeah, he got pretty wound up. Who are you gonna fight with? Derosa. Derosa, that's right. Yeah.

Derosa was, because she ever had contact. That's my favorite. Because she ever had contact. Fucking Derosa. This is the thing with Derosa when he calls me in the morning. I have to, I have to, like, I get excited. Hey, man, you know, like when Joe calls me.

Sure. But most of the time it's with Keith on the other end. Oh. So most of the time it's a cake. They've already shit on you and they're calling up to give you the business. They've been shitting on me for probably a half hour, 40 minutes, and then they call, you know, he, that's column.

And I, he calls me, hey, Bob, what's up? But I'm like, Dero, so what's up, man? How you doing? And then I just hear, that stroke laugh. They're got a nice hot trashing. Yeah. Deroz likes to give it to you too. And then you just hear that stroke laugh. They're got a nice hot trashing. Yeah, I feel like- The rose of likes to give it to you too. And then you hear Keith.

Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. He called me up. It's nothing worse than being for someone that slow stroke talking insult to you. But you know my problem with you, Bobby.

You're like, oh shit. I know. I'm so worse. The flinger. Hey, but stop.'re like, oh, shit. I know. I'm Thor. The fling our hair. Stop. Stop using so much exposition. Get to it. I think you're a dumb.

They gave me shit. You're taking your clock? They gave me shit for this though, and I deserve it. Did? What is that? You have posters made. You have ads made for your shows. Most influence of all.

And I had my, for William Center this Saturday night, 7 p.m. in New Jersey. What's it called? It's called the William Center in Rutherford, New Jersey. Oh, I thought you were doing the helium. No. Oh, good. I'm doing the, I can't make him fun of that gig

and you're not telling me it's a whole different thing. What can we make it fun of? I think you know, the helium there, the bananas. Oh, you've been in it's not helium. Helium is, uh, it's helium. Oh, they bought it. Couldn't guess why? That said, I'm a helium this week and everybody in Deanapolis. But they bought that, uh, hotel room. It's it, Lou, you've been there to see me before. Actually, you went to the old one.

Did you come to the new one ever? Yeah, and they both suck. Well, the old one I actually liked. It was better than this. The old one I liked and it was the people who ran at the old couple liked them. They always give you a great deal. And at least the sound was good.

Close to home. Close to home. Close to home. Actually, I was so when I first got there, yeah, I stayed in the hotel for the weekend. Like a loser and I bought a pink gun rifle. The old fucking hotel or the new one? The old hotel. When it was like one level.

Like it was just like how they in exactly. It was a half hour from my house. That's when I was a piece of shit. Yeah. That's when I was just a piece of shit, Bobby. You know what I mean? Just doing shows to get purse. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, I don't care. Is there a room that is nice? 20 minutes from my house. I gotta stay. Yeah. Now, sadly, by the way, I always think this gets construed as not loving.

I love doing the shows and I love hanging out when I'm there. But if there's a chance that I can go home after the shows of a weekend, like at three minutes after being off stage if I could be in the car, all good. Buddy, how about a one show Friday? Is there anything better than when? Never even experienced that. I came off, I was in Atlanta

and I did the first show on Friday and I was like, all right, all right guys, that was good. We got, that was good. Good show, good crowd. One more and the guy went, that's it. No, we only do one on Friday. I know I almost cried. I went, what? He's only one on Friday, one on Friday. I almost cried. I went what?

He's only one on Friday one on Friday two on Saturday. I was like, are you fucking getting me? I think what you call did that for a long time. They still do it. Maybe the Comedy connection in Rhode Island. Yeah comedy magic club was always like that one sure Friday, too. So it's nice Yeah, especially when you're like wait, but I saw my guarantee really? Okay, yep. Yeah, no the you're like, wait, but I saw my guarantee really? Like, okay. Yep. Yeah, no, the new helium bananas. It's crazy. It's bad.

The lights come at you from the front, like they're in the front and they just shoot gigantic shadows of you behind you. So I said, it's like, this is the rhythm of the night. Well, you're talking on stage, there's a giant shadow behind you doing these crazy things. And the speaker system is terrible. They can't hear you. They're just speakers on those, it's like wedding audio. But bad, like radio shacking wedding seating as well, long tables, long tables with like

no lighting. I mean, they didn't upgrade, the room is a better room to do comedy. I mean, just because it's, you know, just a ballroom. Yeah, but it's it could be you know, but the speaker system I had people coming out going that we didn't hear you the whole show They're in the back. They couldn't hear you really kind of sucks That's a wild yeah, it's a wild room. I don't know why they put their name on that. They have great clothes heal you Money, baby. I guess money, baby baby. Money, could that be me? I guess the overhead there is probably new.

I'll tell you how much money I'm there. When I'm there, like $3,200. Yeah. I'll tell you how much money I'm there. Probably close to $5K. $5K? $38, maybe? So I don't know.

That's going to be like, what, an eighth of the rent? So he called me this morning with, and he's, I mean, I'm getting a smash. I hear it. They have good ones coming. Because you're a punter. Yep. And on my poster,. Because you're a hunt. Yep. And on my poster, it says, all the dates, it's a really good looking poster.

It says a parental discretion advised. It's kind of cool. I'm sure that's right. I punk rock, right? And then it says, Let him know you don't, you don't play by the rules. Sensing human required. Okay.

I deserve it all. Yeah. I mean, Okay. I deserve it all. Yeah. I mean, yeah. I got by me. I got by me, dude. Yeah. Sense, let me say it again.

Sense of humor required. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks. Uh, boy. I got a nice hot 33 minute smashing from an old black guy with a stroke and an adopted lesbian sense of humor required. Oh my god. First of all, if I can give you two notes on this

that I've done, parental discretion advice should always be in that the the sign like the sign is this is parental because that's, that's what made music cool when they put that on, they thought I was gonna turn people off. But it's all you wanna see. This is written out like it's an actual thing. I know. It's gonna go as seriously, it's up to your parents. That's what should have been done.

Yes. The sticker, like you know you shouldn't listen, this is bad. That's from the Christians, may be, yeah. Yeah, and no, I put it in like it's... Perennial discretion is advised, actually. I actually mean that. That's actually my next hour is called

Perennial Discratchin' is advised. Sensing human required. That's the second one. Also, Perennial Discratchin' advised. The is, that's wrong, too. What is? Perennial Discratchin' advised. Is is wrong, yeah.

It's bad. It's a bad poster it out all please i had enough of my sneaker bashing yesterday i was very dumbfounded that percentage wise people didn't like my sneakers three one two is dog oh really i thought he would did like them or they didn't like them i don't

i believe i got i i hope the percentage was, fuck no. Yeah, black loser was our cool gauge on the show and he really turned on the, I mean, he, I've never, first of all, he influenced. Yeah, he, he really turned on me, but my new sneakers today you like, right? Absolutely. Love the M M M Ds, right?

I did this. What'd you call me? And you feel about these, Luke? Oh, absolutely absolutely love those. We both have red sneakers on. Eh? What do those look like? Just got the hot ones though. Oh, come on.

These are Jordans. All right, relax. I can't have a moment. Of course. I mean, I like my sneaker, nigga. Whip your fancy Jordans up. You're not fancy at all. How much are those?

Buck 20? That's it. My more buck buck 45 the ones you didn't like Fuck you Lou Go fuck you hope all those cans is fuck They'll explode at once. They'll explode your face I'm black. I'm black we'd have take down a case of Rose one day on the show. I love that It's bad news. You've seen it already. Just seeing him like put his fist through a wall,

then he's laughing. There's a person, oh sorry, forget it. There's a, I mean, you said this. There's a military guy that I told him I was gonna buy him like some cases of those, but then I lost his fucking DM. Sure. Can you, if you're listening, can you please DM me again?

Oh yeah, yeah, I'm so, I never said to him, and I feel terrible. Oh, Christine, what Jacob's going, pin that, he, pin that air. Oh, you're, you're a little instigator today. No, Christine, you gotta make it warm. It's pretty warm in here, no? Yeah, yeah, it's hot. I made it cool, he made it warm. All right, so we don't make it cool again.

Oh, great. And he get bundled, look, hey, look, his, don't worry, I thought he was actually here because he's got piles of things to cover himself with sitting in his chair. You know, we should tell him though. It's like when a like Ferris Bure stayed home from school or left on there is bed. We should tell him that sensor humor is required on this show. Yeah, I don't know if Jacob's aware that sensor humor is required and parental advisory is advised. Also attendance. What is more important than this show? What the fuck can he be doing? What the fuck is he doing? You think he's up there screaming? He's on the roof screaming a god about his new office he hates?

Yeah! I don't think his office could be that bad. All the offices are the same. Christine said he skits, he was like, oh, all this all this stuff from the bond fireplace. You gotta have it off my desk real in text Still, it's like he just shut off my desk and it's like dude. It's like memorabilia from the show How bad is is he with a new person to get a new partner in life? No office mate. His name's mark. He's great Play soccer. Yeah, who's he with in the office with now? Madal. Oh, she's cool. Yeah, he's awesome. Yeah. Nice to look at. Yeah, like her sneakers,

Lou. Yes. So great. Oh, okay, great. Thanks. Now I have something to look you like my first step dad. Go. Is Jacob worried that she's going to catch him making his cartoonish wolf who sees a girl faces while she. Oh, he doesn't like to share the lady. Now he can't masturbate in his office anymore. I gotta take, I have to take black lieu of pinned on zoom. Why?

Because his eyes are too magical. They're beautiful. I keep his chin. His chocolatey gorgeous eyes. I can't stop staring at him. But yeah, he's pinned. Yeah, but he's looking right at me. I mean, I feel like he's, he's not low.

He's looking at your soul. Black Lou, please don't do that. Oh my God, black Lou's a good looking dude, man. Oh yeah, black Lou looks like the cover of a just from inbox. He did. Ha ha ha ha. Yeah.

You should do it. I'm telling you, you're going to be like, with campaign, you're going to be like Billy Billy D Williams with fucking Colt 45, dude. Billy D Williams get talked into malt liquor sales. Money, baby. I know, but isn't it funny that Colt 45 is notoriously like put it in a big brown bag and drink it outside while you're getting ready to commit gang-like crimes or you're an old black drunk. while you're getting ready to commit gang-like crimes or you're an old black drunk. It's really nothing and it's somehow the swavvist brother comes in and he's like, hey, I'm Lando Calriss.

You all want to drink some really cheap booze and get fucked up quick? It's probably ruined your family. Flippes is Kate back Welcome to Cloud City's sign. Welcome to Cloud City Sun. Cloud City. Cold 45. I don't think I've ever had Montlucker. Lou, DJ Lou, you definitely have had Montlucker. When you were younger, you were definitely crushing 40s.

Yeah, but more so, there was something called, was it 50-50? Mad Dog? Yeah. Yeah. I used to drink that when I drank. Yeah. That was my drink.

I would get a half a pint of uh, uh, uh, snops. Bobby, you drank so long ago, I thought it was like on Rye or something like that. Pooch. My grandfather don't brown show down from Maine. Yeah. My girlfriend met apple pie ever cleared. Moonshot. I had a what was it? Snops. Yeah. Alan's 101, Pat Munch Knops and uh,

I permit. Then they make peach. I peppermint. I couldn't do peach sucked. And I didn't drink 50. Then they make peach. I, I, Petmuch, I couldn't do pepeach sucked. And I didn't drink it. I just one sip did I, I, I, you know, of course get it down. Yeah, get it down and then, um, and then, uh, 50, 50, mad dog 50, oh, that was great. And I used to have like a rack of talls. That was my night.

Nice rack. I love that. Sit by, sit on the train tracks. That's gonna say train tracks. Train tracks, baby. My friends would get stuff like I didn't drink it, but they get like a mad dog 2020 for sure. Soko was a big thing.

People drank when we were younger, Southern comfort. Southern comfort was awesome. And then uh, and what's the other? I had wild Irish roast. I had Zima. Oh, yeah, for sure Zima. What's the what's the? What's the shitty what's the shitty

Boons farm? Yeah Do they remember Jack Daniel's down home punch? It was just another one of those like Mike's hard lemonade things Girls used to drink Zima. Yeah, well guys used to give girls Zima Yeah, because it tastes like candy. Did knock you unconscious? It's before Bill Cosby came to light. It was a different time. That was the bait. It was a different time. I Never I'm sick. I just I never drank as like a teenager. I'd never like hooked up with a drunk. I don't have any of those stories I love it. We were both still we were both hammered and started fucking around. It wasn't even your girlfriend

It was just a girl like all my friends friends had those. And I was just like, I don't like the taste. I just never got drunk. You were just home having a twinkie. Watch a TV. I'd be there. I'd be there. I would just be drinking like sodas,

something. I just didn't like it so much. And it didn't like. And also when you're the sober person, you've dealt with this for a long time now, Bobby. Yeah. Some people are when they get a little tipsy, like can still be fun when you're sober.

Right, but there's nothing worse than when people are getting teenage drunk and you're just not even a little, I didn't smoke weed or anything. I didn't do any of that stuff to my 20s. Yeah, I don't like teenage drunk. When I was a teenager though, it was fun. But I hung out with men. Yeah, but I hated my other friends being teenage drunk

and being like, you're sober, you're like, ugh. When I was drinking with guys, I was drinking with 18 year olds and 20 year olds and 30 year olds. Yeah. I was like the young, when I was 13, I was hanging out with like, just men, just fucking men.

I wish I would have cut loose more. They taught me how to drink too. They would teach me how to drop my tongue so the alcohol didn't hit it. If you don't taste it, you don't get sick. Damn right. So if you could drop your tongue and let it go to the back of your throat, you could like taste it, you don't get sick. Damn right. So if you could drop your tongue and let it go to the back of your throat, you could like one sip.

We don't get sick from the taste. We get that knowledge. That's what happens to me if I drink it. Like I might throw it back up if I don't have a chaser because I can't, the taste is so but whiskey. It tastes terribly. Whiskey, if I did a shot of whiskey and it didn't have a chaser, like I'd be bummed.

We used to like, I freaking freaking if I drink coffee by accident. I could half sip, uh, Alan's one of one, like a pint. Yeah. Half sip it. Yeah. I was so proud of myself too. I was, man. Oh, when you're bragging would be how much you can drink.

Well, hang on with these old. I'm fighting. Dude, I could drink you under the table because, okay, that's not a thing to brag about. When you're 13, it is. Dude, I got to make, dude, you want to see me get okay, that's not a thing to brag about. When you're 13 it is. Dude, I gotta make... Dude, you want to see me get sick of shit and have a major problem? Yes. I guess so.

What was it? Mad Dog was cheap. That's why it was awesome. It was like 250 for a pint. Yep. And that's all you really needed to get used to. We used to call it bum juice because that's all the homeless people used to get that shit. I've said it on my 21st birthday.

I think it was... That you were by. I've said it on my 21st birthday, I think it was, I was the seller. You were by? I was bisexual. Nice. Came to the seller and. We still love you, dude. And everybody there. I don't think you were back yet.

That was the other show, I'm sorry. You weren't back yet. You weren't back from LA at officially. Oh, you remember when I went to LA? When I met you, you were in LA. You came back pretty quick, though. Yeah, when I went on the row with you the first time. Yeah, LA me sure to that the industry No, I'm saying before I came to New York you were already gone right when I got to New York you weren't there and then you came

Back one time and I said that's when you lived in LA is when you were in town and you offered kev To open for you on those gigs and he was like nah, I could you take J though and you were like sure I offered Kevin Hart. Yeah, wow you offered him the gig and you were like, sure, all right. I offered Kevin Hart. Yeah. Wow. You offered him a gig and he was like, he couldn't do it. And he said like, you should take J and then you went on those three gigs. Those three gigs. Right.

I'm gonna have an eminent. You should have an eminent. It boxed my ear. I mean, the shot was, I mean, we did have a pep dark before we went. We did it. What, what a passenger, what a co-pilot's job is. I didn't do great.

No, man, I mean, I said man, I said you can't fall asleep. Or if you're gonna go to sleep, you just have to ask. That's it. So I'm not falling asleep too. Bobby will go to my slobber on his shoulder. Also, I let Bobby down, we've talked about on this show before, but like I let Bobby down, such another way, and I understand now.

Why'd you got to get older to understand? Yeah. Bobby was a sexy Bob. Yeah. At that time he was sexy Bob big time. But Bobby's always, I didn't know this because I didn't know him before that. Bobby's always had a fat so in him. So he thought that coming with me, and this happens with a lot of people.

Josh had a Myers does this. Oh, dude, we're about to eat pigs. And when we went to that Wendy's, I could tell that wasn't on Bobby's, like daily thing, living in LA, going to Wendy's. No way, we went to where, and his, his, I didn't understand at the time.

I was kind of like, I think he's overreacting a bit. He was furious. There's the madness I've ever been to you. That I've got, that I bought it, that I gotta sell it. And an otaku sale of all things. And Bobby was like Wanted to get burgers and fries and fucking wolf and frosties and I was like now. I'm trying to turn around I'm just gonna get a taco so by the way same calories. I'm sure is anything else on the menu

I was the it was the manus that I can say this the manus that have ever been at you since I've known you was that night I can feel it. Do you remember the small detail? That we got through and then we pulled over to eat. It's fucking. And then they didn't give me sour cream for my taco salad. And then we had to go back. And we had to go back and do the drive through. And I go, this fucking, this fucking piece of shit.

Oh yeah, yeah, you were definitely giving me that you were running me down. Because we had to wait and a lot. It wasn't like we just pulled back in and went right through the window. It was like three cars. We had to wait and it wasn't like we just pulled back in and went right through the window. It was like three cars. We had the way to go get the top. Why do you just get out and go get sour cream from inside?

I didn't see Pock. I don't think it was a maybe close. I think it was just drive through. I drive through, but here's what's talked about this stupid salad. It stunk. As soon as he took the lid off, that open, like that open taco meat in the fucking wild open, it should be wrapped. Because then you know, it think you ate the shell. You know, the bowl was the taco, was the... And I remember him to cr...

I was like, eh. The bowl was taco. Oh my God. I think we went to a strip call. I remember him to cr... I remember him to cr... I remember him to cr... I remember him to cr...

I remember him to cr... I remember him to cr... I remember him to cr... I remember him to cr... I remember him to cr... I remember him to cr... I remember him to cr... I remember him to cr... I remember him to cr... I remember him to cr... I remember him to cr... I remember him to I was like the bowl was taco. Oh my god. I think we went to a strip club and I was so

broken boring there. We left. I think whoever we did one of those shows with took us to like a strip club or something. You know one of those you got to go and I was like all right we'll go and I was just boring there. I know because I just didn't I said no money. You know I mean I just don't didn't even do I was just like hoping the girls never came over to us. I was boring there. And then we went and he's like, Bob, he was like, well, you know, we weren't gonna fuck anybody anyway.

It was just like, so, I guess we're just gonna be fat now and I was like, nah, pull the brakes on that, buddy. I'm gonna get a salad from Wendy. But then we had to drive the fuck home. Nine hours. Nine hours. Nine hours. It was like North Carolina. I guess, then I just, I'm driving.

I feel this fucking lump on my shoulder. And I was like, what the fuck? That was on the way down the Maryland. That was our very first night we drove overnight. And when I woke up, it was hilarious. Dude, I said that was a funny thing. Just re-eizen light. And we all do it, too.

I was so new and the fact that Bobby, like, knew Dane so well and Dane was like a celebrity if you were a young comic at that point. I was giving Bobby so much like, what's Dane? And then, to Bobby, he had to give me like, Bobby just did something and I said, I've done this for other people with other comics. You just described his recipe, like you trivialized his comedy into a recipe and I was like, damn. What did I say? And now I always say that my favorite comics are the people I can't figure out their recipe. You know, I mean, I don't know how like Kurt operates. I can't tell what you're going to do

next. I can't tell what you know, I mean like David Tell is going to do next. You just did Dane Cook. When you just do that thing, but anybody you can do it. Like, when people tell it, doing me, they're always like, you ever fuck a black guy? Oh, I know exactly what you did. You go, so I'm walking down to the refrigerator. He goes, I walk, I put on my fluffy feathery shoes and I walk to the refrigerator. I open the door. I pull out the Skippy extra chunky peon and I was just like damn dude, this is exactly what you have to take the Skippy extra chunky peon and I was just like damn dude this is exactly the only thing that you have to take the Skippy and make it another word I took out the Skippy to do do do peanut butter because I like Skippy to do do do it to do do do Skippy not regular Skippy because I love Skippy to do do do do it was crushing because I think that

week I watched the comics come home where everyone was having a rough time the way in as brothers hosted and he came out the end and just murdered. Again, as a comic now, as long as I am, he ripped his pants off on that set. He was wearing like little underwear. It was part of his bit, but when all you see is a young comic, because you're like, I couldn't dream of murdering like that, especially after Jay Moore just bombed. Wanted to psychest his bomb. The Wayne's, like everyone's like, good comics are having rough sets. And he went out there and murdered and I'm like, this guy's a genius

and Bobby couldn't hear it anymore. He's going to the, he's walking, he walks gingerly, he walks to the refrigerator. I call it the refrigerator. I go to the fridge, the fridge is over here because I like my, most people have the fridge in the kitchen. I have mine in the living room because I'm a fridge guy. I'm in the living room and I get the skipity to do do peanut butter. You ruined all my fun. We make all you fun, buddy. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you, buddy.

You want. Ah, now you won't listen. You've never been hit or hit anybody. Let's just settle down. But you congratulations on the marriage You and Russell Brent. Hey, come on now. It's so goddamn funny man When someone just destroys a comic by telling you the recipe And I do it for so many people if I can't take it anymore or someone's like dude so and so is great. I'm like, are they?

But if I just show you that you could write seven hours of their comedy in 30 minutes. And they're like, damn, it is just like that. You have Patrice with someone like you couldn't figure out his recipe. You know, I don't know exactly what he's going to do. So Patrice had a thing though, he would come out and he'd be like, he ever, he had these pauses, but only he could do them.

I, it's too terrifying as a comic. It's not recipe, it's style. Like recipe where you're like, it's plug and play for almost every bit. You're like, oh, damn. That's like, that sucks. Yeah, damn God bless. God bless. God bless you, buddy.

I miss you. God bless you Jacob for your promotion. Everything's going great. Yeah, dude. bless God bless you buddy. I miss you God bless you Jacob for your promotion everything's going great Yeah, dude congratulations, man. Did you get did they put the the new Pencils and all the stuff with your name on it. Did you get all that? No, I move everything after the bonfire my own But you still have your letterhead. You have the letterhead letterhead. Yeah, no no letterhead They probably they gave you that snazzy S serious XM blanket to wear inside the studio, right? I do have nice nice. They did give me this yes Did you get your leather a serious XM bomber jacket? Did you get that is that coming? I think it should be coming you watch do you get your watch yet? No, series XM watch

You didn't get that with series XM app built it No, here's XM watch. You didn't get that with series XM app built it Series XM application You guys are really depressing me about this move Why why I feel like you were already depressed about the move. We're trying to lighten it a little bit Yeah We're trying to lighten the spirit you got an office Yeah, you couldn't you know some people that have offices in here So what you're the second most important person in that office

No one thinks about it that way Morales more important. Do you do you have by the same spot as your desk or is it a different you by the window or you by the door? By the window no, I'm at the opposite end of the kitchen or you know I was right around the corner from the kitchen right there now on and you were saying before Moral cracks nasty farts all day long yeah poor morale it's an internal problem Jacob you can't be angry but I can't be angry so what dude she blasphemy your ass constantly and she has a high protein done I never saw the I've been in your office a bunch of them I've never seen the person you

share with that's why I have no office now Because he wasn't there It wasn't there, right? It was Paul, same as your Moral That's cool, it's a better to look at a pretty young lady than Paul I love Moral, we're very close Nice, not close Not really close, yeah Maybe this is the beginning of romance

It's possible She's happily married Maybe not for long Maybe you can shake up the system. My charms work on most. Yeah. Yeah. Jacob, I say due to her, what you told Bobby to do to dawn, walk up behind your one bed. Grab by the way, so go today, you're not a one. Yeah. And then jam your hands down your pants and pick her up like a six pack. Yeah. And just go today today you're a sexual object.

You shouldn't use the Jacob method. I don't think it works. No, but it's not in a movie and there were just hot people who were by the way, but like I said, both married. So this is it's a terrible idea to use the Jacob method. First of all, I give you a hot person, dude. Moral is a hot person. Go over there and make sweet love door in the office the way you both Definitely are craving. I was Armenian. She's got that Armenian fire. Oh Christine loves her. Yeah, well Christine's Armenian so it'll bits that's your degree away from fucking Christina at that point like you dream Get on it. Well, do triple date. Well, you got well all going dates will take the wives out Yeah, I just do a bunch of Armenian shit walk in there

I'm just have your headphones on back do you believe in I was just listening to I was listening to share on my way to get a lunch. Oh, I got this Stupid flat bread with ground beef pieces on it. Lama. Sure. Oh, I'm a gin. Oh, hey, I got you Pila I'm meeting Pila off the Christina Christina always said she's gonna make but never does Cuz it's Armenian I still haven't had it in 12 years. What's pila? It's rice. Oh rice pila. Yeah, rice pila. That's not yours. That's rice aronis. Yeah, that's what I'm saying That's a San Francisco treat Armenians a pretty old culture Bobby By the way, Christine by the way when she says about making pila she's just talking about that like a rice aroni type thing

Yeah, it's just talking about that like a rice-errone-y type thing. Yeah, it's just, you brown, brum and chellie and rice and then put it in chicken stock. Sounds good. Sounds crazy. Do you have a little finger symbols? I do not have finger symbols. Finger symbols? We get all that?

Why? You haven't done that yet. You might as well. I see what I said. I'm just addressing like a genie unless like a Jedi. Yeah. Why don't you get some belly bells and some finger symbols and get on this. Yeah. You should cure a walk to everything you do.

Go, did you see? Please tell me you saw. We're gonna get into embarrassing comedians. Yeah. Did you see Tiffany Haddish getting shot down by Shakira all night? No. She was drunk, definitely, at the MTV awards by the way might as well They should just let Tiffany host it. They show her Constantly they constantly show the hold you watch the awards they show her Non-stop on the show and then afterwards and an after party She's drunk and she just keeps yelling out at Shakira and Shakira. Does they skirt her away? They get her away. It's pretty funny. But to sheet. I mean, are they the empty meat? Did they have rock and roll and stuff? What is it? No, rap. She's like hip hop and

and pop our hip pop forties. Hip hop and pop. But there's no more rock and roll. They don't do any monoskin was the only rock and I'm sorry. You don't like them. Oh, I want to fuck most of the band. I mean, do that drummer holy shit big big Mew They're Italian. How do you like them? No, you can't get away from me. God damn right. I am when it comes to that drummer. You see his hair. My lord. Just you know I'm talking about right? The drummer oh the drummer. I mean lead singers are right, see his hair my lord you know I'm talking about right the drummer oh the drummer now the drummer I mean lead singers

All right, but the drummer my lord and this girl musicians right one guitar player the yeah And then there's a redhead that just fucking ruins the whole band you know I know the red headed bass player I think you're off of whole yeah Fucking ginger out of it. It really does look like Ryan Hamilton You get that fucking ginger out of there. It really does. It looks like Ryan Hamilton. You watch Tiffany. Portivity. She's trying to get secure. She's trying to get to her.

Through a crowd of people and they and she can hear Everyone can hear her and they just get she doesn't even look back at her Look she gets right up behind her and start screaming. She won't look backwards Actually Tiffany photo bomb somebody else's picture is what it was That's pretty bad. Wow. That's all court to have out there. Would you turn around though if you heard that? No. Jay. Yes. Yeah, probably. Jay is me. Yeah, he depends on like it's in the level of slur. You're like,

Oh, did you know that she's famous? Did you know Tiffany? She's famous? No, does Tiffany know that she's famous? Oh, yeah, she could have got. Oh, I got know that she's famous. Oh, yeah, she could have got Oh, I got that to her. She's aware There's a fucking story there. No, I think I told you where I came back even I go one of my favorite surprises of the tour Was a how well I got along with Tiffany had I thought she was like pretty sweet like backstay We bullshit a bunch like she was fine, but she's big personality and she definitely knows she's famous and

And this was That's awkward as hell Shakira Shakira Shakira. Did she pull that shit with Merrill Streep and became friends with her? Th-who Tiffany Tiffany at like Mael Street. No, not not quite like that. What up so good No, not that's quite like that. What up so good? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha a metal stream movie. Cream of us is cream of us is cream. Cream of us is cream. Um, she's, uh, yeah, I think she did something at the,

she just, she just sucked her, you know, sucked her off at the Oscars or something. And then it became good friends. Really? Yeah. Oh, yeah, Connor. I was red carpet, right? Yeah, it's from 2018.

I just had to don't know. But I remember her from when I used to work at the Lafactor, she was just like an open mic and they she took the comedy class that Jamie did. She's a great story. She's got a great. Foster kid raised her brother basically. She really, I mean, she came out and I mean, she's been around for a while, but her fame, like they they they picked her. And finally, good for her though. Oh, yeah. She's a new haunted mansion movie. She's she's famous. She's a celebrity. She's been hustling

for her acting. I first became aware of her because of Keanu and I just thought she was like a good actress in the role. Yeah. So the Fetton Reeves. No, the movie Keanu. Oh, about the cat that you're banging on. No, it's a key and Pio comedy movie they made. Oh, it's so funny. You told me to watch that. I just watched you told me I got to watch funny. You told me to watch that. I just watched, I gotta watch that one. You told me to watch Step Brothers too. I watched that on the plane. Do you like it? You never watched it?

I've never watched Step Brothers. Did you love it or you made it? Do you know why? I said this the other day. I can't, what was that? John's the Riley. No, I don't mind him in his face. But when they do, when they have somebody like Dom and Dumber,

they made that movie together, it was classic, and then they put him in another movie, in another movie, in another movie, I can't, I still see them at that for, I can't do it. So I've seen them in Talladega, what is it? Talladega Knights. Yeah, which came after Stepbrothers though. Okay, so now it's like, I didn't want it to see it because I get it like that. But it was it was funny. Yeah. It was funny. The girlfriend and the sister-in-law, the wife. Yeah. I mean, she's one of the funniest people on earth. She was fucking killing me. Yeah. Doing the family and stepbrothers. They're all in the car and the father makes them sing sweet shout of mine. It's and he'sar and he's like holding the pitches.

There's a solo. And he's insulting him while he's doing it. And he goes, come on, you're off pitch. Off key, bring it back. Talking to the wife, yeah, just degrading her. I mean, it was funny. It was funny moving. It was real good.

And he goes terrible, terrible. Please put it on the scene. Because he goes just terrible. Let me bring it up at the end. That's great. I can't believe you're the oldest. I'm counting on you. Come on. She's got eyes.

The kid's such a con-face. He's good. He's good. So high-aid to the sky. Oh, nice vibrato, buddy. All right, all right, Alice, let's go. It reminds me of a boy I've said. Flaps. let's go flat

so the worst thing I've ever heard just $1200 a week for voice lessons and this is what I get okay I'm gonna save it with the solo That was my favorite part. That was my favorite part. When they drive it down the road, he gets so into it, he kills everybody. He drives on the inside of the road. The stepbo is a classic. There's one line Bobby that you

Honey come on dane cook pay-per-view 20 minutes Fucking hilarious honey dane cook pay-per-view 20 minutes Dude that's that's fucking hatred right. When they throw you in a comedy movie, 2008 backlash right there. That is, man. I was torn with him at that time. Well, he did have, I mean, if they kind of sympathy or you feel for him, I mean, it was Rolling Stone, right? It was like two years separation from an article that was like, dang, cooks the next biggest thing

in the world. And then they turn. And then in two years later, it was like, all right, biggest thing in the world. And then they turn. And then in two years later it was like, all right, dang cook, we get it. Like damn. Well, they just did the same thing with Jimmy Fallon. It's like that whole thing last week with Jimmy, where they did this whole article that he's a,

first of all, I know Jimmy. He's one of the nicest guys. He talks like, oh. Oh, oh. I was going in different direction with it. He's the nicest guy in the world. I met him for 15 minutes. He seemed very nice. I've known him for a while. Yeah.

I mean, just every time I've met him, the sweetest guy in the world, and he wrote this big article, they went and they found people. I hate this now. They go and find people. They just interview people until somebody goes,

yeah, he's kind of a dick, and they go, that's what I want. More of that. What else? Super dick. You're like, okay. And you're talking. And? And they got all, they got like six. I've got such a dick. Yeah. Six people or whatever it was. Anonymous, by the way, you don't even know who these

fucking people are. I guess a couple of them still work and they just attack them. What he's a just a, uh, he said, good Jimmy or bad Jimmy. What the fuck is, is he hitting you? Is he, what is he doing? He's not, what is in a bad mood? Maybe drinks a little bit. Maybe as a bad day, five nights a week, the guy has to go on TV against 17 other people. But you don't know, he might be a bad boss. You know, what is a bad boss?

Bad bosses, first of all A supposed to be bad that's how they get shit done It's it Steve Jobs was a dickhead. Yeah, because he he had to make you do your your potential You know, yeah, but I don't see I haven't heard people come out. We don't know how to do radio. He did we've worked hard since Yeah, oh, I still feel this finger. I still feel his fingers on my shoulder. Yeah, I still feel the fun. The ghosting when he looked through me and he talked to you about me. He was like, Bobby, if you wouldn't mind, I'm talking to Jay about the show to you, not to me. Yeah,

he is, his Bobby still looking at me. His Bobby still over there staring at me because I feel the heat. I don't like it. Tell me to take, tell him to take a walk. And he had a, he had a, this is what the work environment wants now. They want utopia. They want utopia. Of course, which is absolutely impossible,

but I'm saying like, not creativity, you can't, look at, to be creative, you have to be mentally ill. You have to be fucked up a little bit. Sure. We're all fucked up. Everybody in this room has issues. That's why we're here.

Fuck yeah, Christine. And you know, I mean, he's supposed to be what the healthiest guy in the room. And you're every, you go in there, it's supposed to be what Google, you know, everybody's nice and shit. No, it's I'm not blown away. I mean, I also didn't hear anything that was like that bad. Again, it's another one of those, it's like the Aziz fucking rape story, quote unquote. You know what I mean? Like it's the same thing. I just feel like it's this one. It's like, I don't know.

I'm not really hearing anything that like crazy about this. I mean, but he had to come out. This is what sucks. He had to go out and make an apology to everybody on Zoom. And now he has to walk around on eggshells at his own job because he's worried that someone's gonna

fucking take him out. So now creativity, or whatever the hell they had there is ruined because now it's a whole different thing job because he's worried that someone's gonna fucking take him out. So now creativity, or whatever the hell they had there is ruined because now it's a whole different thing because of some intern or somebody who's only gonna work there for a year and then leave. You know what I mean? If you don't like, look it, if you don't like your job, leave. Go get another job.

Sure. You know, you don't try to assassinate the fucking guy. And then- Like it depends how like personally fucked you feel about. It's Rolling Stone. Rolling Stone sucks. Well, Rolling Stone to jump on it seems like a little weird. That seems more like a vulture article. It should be or something.

Like that. Rolling Stone is pretty, you know, like legitimate like a outlet that you're like, damn, Rolling Stone really. It's like, it's very opinionated. Johnny Carson. Johnny Carson was a piece of shit. A monster. Yeah. Yeah, David Letomo is an asshole. I mean, I was a people say David Letomo was great to work. I heard, I hear,

I hear people that were what's good for you is good. Some people liked them, but I know people that were like, dude, you're told you can't look at them. You can't talk to them during commercials. Oh, sure. All this weird shit that, but that's just the way it is, man, who gives a shit, moving on, keep it moving. Yeah, I'm still weird though. It's weird, but it's like whatever. You know, you don't have to be a weirdo to be like, well, tell them what you do in between commercials.

And we'll see if they, people agree with that. Well, listen, if I don't give Jacob and DJ Liu a closed door spanking, they don't learn. I mean, yeah, but what if they, it's my job to educate and, and to be funny. Yeah, but you're lucky they like that. Yeah, because if they don't learn. I mean, yeah, but what if they it's my job to educate and and to be funny. Yeah, but you're lucky they like that. Yeah, because if they don't, they'll turn on you one day. Damn, Jay, if you really do have a nice little pink tosy, I'm through with you, give you a little love smacks. Yeah, Jacob, you know who made

you go to the new office? Over there. Big boss. Sarah here. Yeah, I bumped you up, dude. He's tired of looking at nothing. He wants to look at another person have less space It's so fucking weird that they can just write an article like that with just anonymous people It's not even facts. You can't prove it. They just said it happened whoever they are To me it's also like the people just come out like you guys come out like Say it on your own that you know, I mean like you're it's like it's like a weird gathering These people didn't reach out to fucking but can't stone. But can't you say it to them?

Isn't it like an age? Can't you go, hey man, don't talk to me like that. Sure. And do it there. Yeah. Instead of trying to ruin his fucking, ruin the whole thing, you just take him out. I mean, if he's a piece of shit, that's fine.

Well look, if you're doing bad shit. We have a friend who we were talking to yesterday who was essentially saying like, she worked for a, Ellen years ago. Years ago, I mean, she got the gig, it was like, monetarily and like, work wise, like a holy shit thing. She was like, oh wow, this is like awesome.

Right. And then she's like, she worked there for like, months or a year and she goes, she was a nightmare. Like, to deal with, she was a nightmare like to deal with. She was like, so I quit. Yeah, you quit. That's an option. Just leave.

By just when you leave, you also have the ability to go like, yeah, and fuck them. They suck. Do you know what I mean? If you feel that hurt by it, I guess. But like, I don't know. I'm not man rolling, I guess I'm not man rolling still, but I think it's like,

I think it's weird that they jumped into this world. It's like, because this isn't like splash news. Like what, no one's ever heard anything like this before and they really just kind of gave, unless I'm wrong. Everything I read about Jimmy Foun seem to be just like, he goes, some days he was in a bad mood and look out. Oh, I don't want, I don't want. Well, I mean, that's gonna happen.

I don't want to feel bad at work ever. Yeah. I don't want to ever feel bad want, I mean, that's gonna happen. I don't want to feel bad at work ever. Yeah. I don't want to ever feel bad at work. He didn't like that. He didn't do that at, he didn't do that at, you know, he didn't go on air with that. No, but it's just like, No, I'm saying like, every time he did the show,

it wasn't like the show was having some crumble. And I'm like, well, why? It's like, because everyone's unhappy and he's like a lunatic backstage. Everyone's like, because everyone's unhappy and he's like a lunatic backstage. Everyone's like, the show just rolls and makes viral videos constantly. You know what I'm saying? Until this happened, I've never even heard

within the business that he's a dick. There's people you've heard about before in the business, we're like, oh yeah. I heard Ellen was a dick for years. I know people who wrote for her that, because I loved Ellen when she first came out. I thought she was great. And I thought her stand was good. I need to get a shot with her. And I still do. It's not over.

She said you a picture one night me just down on Ellen's box. You're gonna get metal fingers. Yeah, give metal fingers. I put the bonfire logo on it right here at post You get teller. You're the generous you just got bobbed That's my favorite part. Ah, please. That's great. That's what it sound like down there too. Yeah, getting some of that. Oh yeah, cause you're going to be gushing for you. No, that's actually a neck.

Oh. Yeah, the Rolling Stone, the fact that they went out and got, they had to go find people. So maybe one person said one thing, then they went and they didn't investigate it report. Like we really need Jimmy Fallon investigated. Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What the fuck is that?

There's other things you could do Rolling Stone. That's right, me. I don't understand what this thing from just like, this handful of people saying this stuff, like, I don't know, just not coming from anywhere thing from just like this handful of people saying this stuff like, I don't know, just not coming from anywhere else. No, a handful of people got their feelings hurt as adults and that's where we're at in society

where now we have to make him apologize publicly to everybody. Now what? Now what? Now they can just say, now if he has a bad day or something happens, some fucking low tiered asshole can just make him, call him on it and make him feel like shit,

a call rolling stone, take him, I mean, it's terrible, man. Well, also, especially if they're saying like that no one's complaining about like their compensation. Do you know what I mean? Like no one's complaining about their compensation. They're just saying like he treated us like shitty. So it's just like, well, it's either worth the money

or it's not. Yeah, or you want the experience or you don't. Working at the tonight show is pretty epic. Being in New York, getting that gig, going into that building. Oh, it's a high pressure. It's a high pressure gig and it's, you know, to work on it is a kind of feather in your cap,

whatever you do for the rest of your life. You get to bring your kids, I used to work there on the tonight show. That's pretty wild. And what are you going to say? Why would you leave dad? Because I hear it my feelings one day. He was in a mood.

He was dismissive. He was the, he had one day held the door for me. He didn't say thank you. Fuck off. Unless he's sexually a verb, you know, physically abusive, you know. Well, yes or even like verbally like, you know, you can't say things to people, or you know, I mean, it's illegal. Yeah, now, I mean, back in the day,

remember that, the slap of a secretary's ass? Yeah. Go get me a cigar and a pencil, baby. And if she said something about you, slap her in the goddamn face. Hey, fire husband. Hey, sweetheart. Tell your husband to come in here, you whore.

You're gone, Jacob. He said he wants to make it an inclusive space now. Oh, fuck. That was still... Yeah, just those words. What does that mean? I'll tell you what it means. Not funny.

When you say inclusive space, it's funny is gone. It's vacuumed up. Line up trans writers. I think I remember that very big. Well, you know, they trans people get country. You know what I mean? You know, the gay guys are fucking the worst cons. They get so moody.

God, I'll tell you what, if you're a shitty boss, don't hire trans, they're going to tell you. Uh, uh, uh, uh, I didn't wake up at 6 a.m. But it's. Uh, oh Oh god. It's a sucks. I feel so bad for him. I hate that a magazine like Rolling Stone used to be the shit. I mean, I remember getting...

I used to go buy Rolling Stone. I bought it every flight. It was the greatest. And now... Every flight I would go on, I would go buy a Rolling Stone magazine and like an us weekly. And that'd be my flight. Who was the person who wrote the article that we know?

It's right here. weekly and that'd be my flight. Who's the person who wrote the article that we know? It's right here. Kristi Lee and Dolly. More exactly. Yeah. Sounds like a party pooper. Bobby, I'm actually a published in Rolling Stone, but my, it was, I was, uh, my one article was a letter to the editor, telling them how bad they suck now. And they did to their credit publish it no shit yeah wow that's my claim to I actually have some Yelp reviews that I'm very proud of oh yeah yeah that was that was published this is a little more legit I actually have a lot of likes on some of my Yelp reviews she's not even here by By the way, she lives in Los Angeles.

Oh my gosh, she's not even here and she did it. 16 current and former staff members, mental health was impacted because of their alleged mistreatment. But well, now it's a lot more people. I mean, of course, of course it is mental health. What is mental health? Do they know what fucking a mental health is?

Well, mental health is and stuff is one of the lamest things I've ever heard of, I guess. You know, I mean, like, Christine can complain of mental health days and stuff is one of the lamest things I've ever heard of I guess you know I mean like a christine can complain a mental health issues if anybody's gonna complain christine has all fucking by her rolling stone I call me a stupid bitch the amount of stuff Marala and I had to put up with working for a person on the fox hole. I mean, neither of us considered who we just worked with the first. You'd be killed.

But I'm just saying, it's a different. You killed you have a stroke. You play naked basketball. And that's what happens over in the summer. So never they never invited us to play naked basketball. Now, dude, you weren't going to show them proof. They need swingers on that court. Yeah.

What are you going to do? You're a little pudge is bouncing around I wouldn't never I if they offered I would never They give you pom ponds pom ponds you sit on the sideline. Everybody on You would go to anything they invited you to because they didn't invite you to shit you a cheerleader boy I did go to the Foxill celebrity weekend in Atlantic City twice. So they like you there? I was in a huddle with Jamie Foxx.

Did he know who you were? He didn't say a word to me, but I was in a huddle with Jamie Foxx. But Bob, he also looks. But DJ Luz, little sing-songy tone was a little aggressive. And I liked it. He doesn't understand. He's jealous of that I was closer to the big league

What do you know Jamie Foxx what are you in now? Well, I What the fuck is that I work for the fox hole Bobby? Maybe you didn't know that oh, yeah, before you That was better than this no Did they let you dress like an old lady on a couch in the winter in 1842? I dress the same. Do they make you dress like you're wagging west? Yeah.

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