The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Serious Comedy (feat. Robert Kelly)
Episode Date: June 4, 2021Dan & Jay revisit Dane Cook's serious music and call his pal Robert Kelly to tell us what was he thinking at the timeStream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the Sir...uisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/Bonfire Follow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com@RobertKelly www.RobertKellyLive.com #CrackleCrackle
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The Bum Fart!
I want to do a very dramatic beginning to my stand-up shows now, where it's just like a bio. You know, it's like Aurora Colorado.
Well, can we bring up the video of I'm over here now, the fucking one died.
When I saw Dice of the Garden with the Norton Opening Forum, it was like an ONA thing.
It was during the subway series,
the subway row series.
And he had a song they played a whole video before
and they done done done done done done done done done.
I'm over here now.
Please, if we can, I'm sorry, he'd go
boke, boke, boke, boke, boke, boke, boke, boke,
I'm over here now.
I'm over here now.
I'm over here now.
Coming out to it, when you get so big in comedy that you think you should do music or even become a little more music like when kinesin
Put out that band while thing at least you to cover though, dude. Do you remember have we ever done this show?
Dude dang cooks emotional song bring it out. Do you remember it? I?
Kind of I remember him putting it out. I don't
I'm back to this every time I come back to this song
I'm like now. I'll do I forgot I did it was so genuine like
You can't be you remember this Lou
High hot dang cook too, dude. That's the height of a hot man
When you are feeling yourself so much, do you put out a serious song?
Serious.
And be like, not man, you know,
I think this is one of the songs.
He's got a couple.
I don't mean to say this, but it's-
I'll never be you as the real.
It's a good thing Bill Hicks died when he did,
because I think he was getting close to putting out music.
Yeah, dude, he looked at fucking that England hype get to him.
Yeah, and he would have put out some albums that are like, thank God Stanhope doesn't have a fucking
no, no, no.
Who's the album?
It's live?
Come on.
No, no.
He played it during a special.
No, this can't be real.
That's not real.
You can't do your own music.
You know what, Pittsburgh, get ready.
Because I'm fucking, I'm gonna premiere my new song this week matter
You started whipping out a guitar at one point Jesus
Jesus God give me a taste. Is this it live no way?
I've been on the outside looking in this is the point where I do like a little storyteller's thing
Everybody's been on the outside looking in sometimes it sucks
It's shitty to be on the outside
Which and they could be with all the cool folks and when I was out there one day
I put the pen to pad and I wrote this little fucking diddy and I'm gonna sing it with you guys tonight
man
Never be you this voice crack too and it waited this is in the round in what the garden Boston garden, right?
Jesus. Oh
My god, I don't do my fucking dick holes clamp shut The garden? Boston Garden, right? Jesus. Holy shit. Oh my god.
Alright.
I don't- Dude, my fucking dickhole's clamp shut.
Did not like the special.
You are the one everyone wants to be.
I am the one.
They say I'm glad that's not me.
When I go to sleep, what the fuck? I dream about you. The one they say I'm glad that's not me
What I dream about you this is like who loves stanks when he starts melting down
Crazy Hard fans are supposed to get access to this like you do realize that
People we're gonna see this oh my god
Dude, and it's it's like fucking it's like angsty 13 year old. I'll smash your head and do I don't know
I'm not seeing something am I missing something in this song?
You know way well first I want to hear some of his other musicals
So it gets even more emotional than this I know that that when I was way, at the black circuit,
if this isn't me singing a song right there.
You put out an R&B album?
No, no, no, no, I wish.
No, but I was, I don't know why me,
because it wasn't about necessarily being funny.
It didn't seem like whatever it was.
It never ended up happening, except the rehearsal
for a guy who was like, I want you to be in a music video.
But like dancing in a music video, but like dancing in a music video
And I mean like I went to a fucking like like a dance room
You know like a mirrored room with the pole like the rail or on the wall and did like a like a
Four-hour day somewhere on South Street of like I'm going back 22 years
So it's like but man it was felt fucking silly.
To do that?
I, yeah, I'm not so happy that I never happened or whatever.
It was that one rehearsal for whatever.
One, two, three, four.
Yeah, it was like, boom, boom, boom.
All right, Jay, I need you shoulder down a little bit.
Good, good, good, let's hit it.
One, two, three, four, Jay, you're missing it.
I need you to pick up your leg.
That is...
It's why I laugh so much of that Cleveland show when
When a hole was drunk when he left the baseball team being like a old man ranger
And he just he loved school so much you just joined the drama club. It shows like dancing
Yeah, you know, I man
That was always the thing when you would go to like school assemblies and you'd see the drama kids
as always that thing that I was it
It felt corny, but I was also jealous that they could do that.
Just be like,
it's the, here's what you're jealous of.
There are no problem being corny.
Yes.
And corny's, let's say it's not corny,
because somewhere in their circle,
it's amazing what they're doing.
But I've always just gravitated towards the kids, the group of friends in my life are
always the group of guys that would call that gay.
Yes.
Like everyone I was when I played drums, when I played drums in the school band, and there
was a kid that forgets the last thing.
I think it was John's first thing.
This is a kid that you would have thought didn't speak.
He was so
Like quiet in school. He was like real like I mean nerd. I guess is the word, but he was just like a
loner kid
Didn't have a lot of friends that I recall
But he played piano
In the band and then he would they would let him at like school talent shows and stuff
He was solo and I mean this guy would play Billy Joel songs with the fuck. I remember he had the fucking harmonica thing on my life.
He was so good. And like, while Pete, when that's over, I suppose the school I went to,
and that was over there like fucking pussy ass bitch like motherfucker that was doing that.
Like, that's how they would see it. But I was way there. I'm like, wow. Yeah.
And he was just like, I'm selling you just like a dark dunga
Rees and fucking the striped t-shirt kid. He was just like nothing but they could just whale
But he could just fucking kill he played piano phenomenally and I was so impressed by that
He's got the skill that now is an adult
He can just walk into a party and do that thing that we always talk about I sit down and he's like
Oh, you guys oh, this is in tune.
And I don't remember his name,
but I'm telling you that kids,
like if he didn't do something with music,
I'd be surprised, some degree.
Even if it's like a wedding band or something.
I remember when they would make it,
when they'd make everyone go to like a school assembly
and you'd see the school choir or whatever,
or the school orchestra,
like whoever had the instruments,
and then you'd see him and you'd see a kid
in your math class and you'd be like, all right, this kid on the cello, he's like,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and I'm like, this fucking kid.
And that's impressive.
What I did was country see I didn't like to sit back and watch.
I wanted to be in the thing.
Yeah.
So I would be in all the things, but I would not sabotage them, but like when it got
time for performances, I was definitely like letting it be known to my friends that weren't in it
And I was like this is stupid right, but I'm just like this wagon out of clay. I would describe that as Pete Davidson's acting style on SNL the first four years
Yes, yes when he started trying you got so good with the first four years
He's like, can you believe all of this? This is a stop up. Yeah, that's like you're saying it where he's like
I think this line sucks, but I'm saying it.
I have that, I have a little of that in me too,
where if I don't believe in something,
I'll be like, this is fucking so dumb.
Lewis is greatest fucking, Lewis J. Gomez is greatest
advice to me, always before that Comedy Central
hour special I did.
Yeah.
Um, at Webster Hall, he came when we were doing the rehearsal
and they had the cryo jets blow blowing the shit all over and the thing
And he saw me go out for the rehearsals and do it with that shit all blowing around and everything and Lewis came to me
Backstage and he goes dude. I know you and I know your thing goes don't come out there and like
Like isn't this stupid?
He's like if you say something afterwards about it. That's fine. He's like, but he's like, live that,
he goes, he gotta go, be cool for a minute.
You are, that's something that we're very similar on.
It's like, neither one of us could have had a sweet 16.
No, I'm just,
because the other person is like,
this is so good.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Totally.
Yeah, you're right,
Accenture of Attention stuff.
Okay, come in and be like,
it's little Prince Daniel.
I'm gonna come in and be like,
eh, yeah, come dancing in on your farm, that's for.
Yeah, I always feel uncomfortable.
One of my friends got married
and they wanted all the groomsmen to like dance in
with the girl.
I couldn't even do that.
I was like, I was just kept pointing at the girl dancing. I was like this sucks. I was saying that loud
I can't let go in that
I did that tuxedo little ring bear modeling from my mom's fucking my mom's rental place
Yeah, get a little with you had a little top hat and cane little flower girl mom
God damn right and my grandmother's telling me I used to
walk them through the ropes like the girls they would come I'd be like yes
pretty thing you just put your arm under my arm because we go down he goes I
open the button I give him a little shout on the inside do a twirly burl come
back and I go and I call this the fourfold bam bam bam bam we're backstage. We're doing coke in 15 minutes. Yeah, honestly
I got some I got some chilled juice boxes
You're learning my ABCs. I'm learning your one two three. Yeah, we're gonna have a first gonna be a blast baby
Scotts easy to work with you just know the director
Scott's gonna be great. We're gonna go out there. I like old things a play
I'm wearing really little kids, but it's just a place to like the fucker somewhere where you're like, yeah, it's cool. But it goes. You know
You got a monster in your basement. Well, we got to work
Parents back and on you all the time. I'm gonna stamp it tonight
What's I think you go to bed? Hey, that's cool. I'm like 930. It's pretty cool. Do you wake up at 5am full of energy?
Scree big.
Yeah, dude.
Are you afraid?
Do your parents give you a stepstool so you can get your own
cereal?
That's pretty cool.
Yeah.
No.
I let my mom know when I got to go.
In fact, I got a boom boom right now. I let my mom know when I gotta go. Yeah, it's in fact. Ma!
I gotta boom boom right now.
Ma!
He even saved it out loud.
Making it move around a little bit.
Also, I fucking, I walk the cat walk way better with a full gut.
Dude, it's gotta make Lewis so weirded out to see Isabella be 18 years old, because
I just distinctly remember
when she was like six or something,
like her sister's age now, five or six,
we were still in the third floor apartment.
Fucking, Lewis was walking by the bathroom
and Isabella was just in the bathroom
with the door wide open, she's a little kid, you know?
And Lewis goes, oh Jesus, Isabella,
and she goes, I'm pooping!
That's a,
he has to have that memory and now she's like 18. Yeah, now she's an adult. She's like, hello
You have only fans page now good. Let's uh, let's go back to this daincook. Oh, please
How did I deal in yourself? How did we've not talked about this?
We may have even years. This is a level of fame that only like point 2% of human beings will ever get to.
I mean any Murphy, dude, but any Murphy ended up back in the hit.
He did it, too.
But he had a hit.
Yeah, because he was friends with Rick James.
Yeah, that's what it was.
He just put out like a, yeah, no one's like, dude, any Murphy could sing.
It was just like, he put out like a pop song.
You know, it was just catchy.
Yeah.
My girl wants to party on the top.
Party on the top.
And in any Murphy fashion, because he's one of the greatest of all time, it, other time, party, other time. And in Eddie Murphy fashion,
because he's one of the greatest of all time, it was a great,
he was so good that song was memorable.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
You got to come down in the music.
Dane Cook was very funny.
One of the most famous human beings on the planet.
This is, this music is it like,
it's also a different time.
Don't you think as a comic, it's interesting.
Like, when you love to hear?
Think about what Eddie Murphy was
and think about how much you'd fucking hate his guts.
What do you think?
I argued with Lewis recently too.
What do you mean, like, if it was...
Because he was the thing.
If it was current legitimately looking at it
from a professional comic standpoint.
Sure.
And I eat shit for this, I eat shit for it.
It's fine.
One when I was a kid, I thought
Delirious was world's funnier than raw. You do. Now raw is definitely the better, the two specials.
Both of them are very dated. Delirious almost dated to the point of like, I could sit there
of stone face to watch it. So, but when I was young, they were huge. And even in my, like,
probably early 20s, I was still like, these are two of the best
specials or whatever.
But Eddie Murphy gets that, could you imagine,
like, what the other comics of his time?
Like the R-Ages had the Eddie Murphy coming at 19,
gets S-S-I-L, and then they're looking at a special,
and they're going like, is he just doing like a fucking,
what if, you know, Norton fucked Jackie Gleason in the
hundred when I heard that when I was a kid,
I was like, this is, that's why you hear that premise.
Of course, but now that you were watching it,
if you got opening for you and fucking Pittsburgh,
is that joke? You'd be like,
I'd be like, Fury, what are you doing?
Like what is this man?
And he goes, what is it?
So what's wrong? What's it? He goes what is it?
He goes what's wrong?
He goes like fuck.
He's got 15 impressions of all butt fucking stuff.
He's so funny.
What's going what's wrong?
He's so funny.
Tomorrow night I just call you at like 1140 and you're like what's up?
I'm like dude, Fiori is just doing honeymooners butt fucking and it's Bari.
He goes and I'll tell you what.
He's electrifying.
It's just a 30 minute play, it's a full episode of Honey Moor's just with butt fucking in front of me.
It's, I-
And I go to the bus deep by one is another guy.
So I fucking-
So I fuck it.
But back to your point, I'm sure there was a lot like, I wonder how George Carlin felt about Eddie Murphy.
George Carlin may have been old enough, but he didn't give a shit to just like accept their success
My other counter argument is or that's kind of why I have
I don't fight with Pete. That's why I'm not like I don't have a bitterness with Pete
It's because he was like the person him and Chey were the people when they got their shit and zipped past me when I was doing it
much longer than them, they were the two.
I was like, first reaction, I was like, what the fuck?
And I was like, it's a whole different thing.
Yeah, it's like just a whole different thing.
That's most of this business is someone
is a completely different thing.
And I was just like, what do I, it's like,
mean P aren't competing for anything
and I mean they're me and Che,
so I could just like enjoy them then. I, he got SNL over mean, Pee aren't competing for anything. And I mean, they're me and Chase. So I could just like, enjoy them then.
I, he got SNL over me.
So it took a good year or two to get over that.
But it's, but Bigley is a fine comedian, you know what I mean?
I'm not even saying like, he's fine.
I'm saying like, he's a good comedian.
Yeah.
But Bigley, a very good comedian, very popular.
But like, he was just a name that resident,
he wouldn't even know that.
Yeah.
I mean, we have no like, but B for anything. But like, he's just a name. resident you he wouldn't even know that yeah, I mean we have no like but beef or anything
But he's just a name. So we're someone's like
Do if someone's like oh dude two best comics working that I do you and Mike were big Lee and you're like fuck you say
And you're like that's fine like why is it a problem? It's like okay, great
I think the things that you have coming up, you know like you were saying about George Carlin with any Murphy
George Carlin probably didn't even give a shit My question is was any Murphy so talented that guys that like would be our age would be like well
Yeah, you see it because you do see it in some people when they blow up where you're like well
Yeah, it's but any Murphy seems to be the one guy that was did everything right like you did everything like you know
BCS and L stuff like does not hold up great for me.
Some of it does, but not great.
The standup doesn't hold up to me almost at all.
And how much is standup?
But the whole top is fucking classic.
Yeah, 40 of trading places.
48 hours.
They're all, he was phenomenal.
So he definitely had an acting talent also,
which is also appears.
But you talking strictly standup?
I'm talking to standup with a stand up world.
It's there were they had to be like, you like, like, you know, like a guy,
like there were several guys who were probably, you know,
what's always a weird one that I think about is even though they became close
friends was keen and ivory wands.
Cause keeping it, keen and ivory wands was like around and he was older than
anymore, older than any Murphy in a really good comic.
Yeah.
And then there's like, there got to be the guy who I don't I'm gonna say a name with Pete Davidson had him but like
Just a guy we have like an older comic who just completely endorses you. Yeah, you keep on the payroll
Just like it. See we're cool. Yeah, as any Murphy Mario joiner probably I mean, I mean, I wonder yeah if you're that
I'm not joining any you weren't like a no that was made more clever
So they could have Chris rock Chris rock emerge, but I think with old when you become that famous that young
That that becomes a lot there becomes also this worry about like probably older comics that are like if I can get to this
Fuckin kid I can get my life I can get my life paid for. You're absolutely right.
But I mean that he fucking, I mean,
went in though, he got so famous so fast anymore.
I mean he was 19.
That's why hilarious is 19 years old.
To come out of that even successful,
that's what's been great about watching Pete
come and do his own and become like awesome on SNL.
And you're like, yeah, good for, you know,
that's got to fucking wobble you.
When you're that young, I was such a piece of shit
when I was 18 years old.
I was such a piece of shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, I didn't start doing stand-ups until I was 21.
I started when I was 19, but like, it was nothing.
No, we're near on that level, you know what I mean?
Yeah, well, I'm also like, I think with that kind of explosion it can fucking warp your brain like
Dane Cook became an arena comic within what like two
Three years who's doing like theater no of his career?
No, no, he had been working a long time, but I'm saying we say from blowing up from blowing up when he blew up
He blew up fast very very but I'm saying he had been around no I he had been like a
Comic-for-fucking-a-while
He probably popped
Ten years in yeah, but is that like is it the fucking how fast he went up the reason that he was like hey guys
You want to hear this fucking jam? I'm working on absolutely. Yeah, yeah, absolutely if
He wouldn't have done so tempting to play wouldn't have done that if he had,
like Kevin Hart would have done something musical
if he wasn't so successful in movies.
He's so like, like, like,
he's much more successful in Dane Cook in movies.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like they had a similar thing with like,
I do some stuff, but.
Kevin put out a fucking R&B album.
That you would have to listen to it.
It was like, Oh my gosh.
Yeah, you're all bad.
He also wouldn't because I don't know.
Dane Cook went off to LA.
He didn't do New York for a long, long time.
Yeah.
He went off to LA and then started to get successful and have money and just like rolling
different circles and kind of have a little more like yes men around him.
Yeah.
Like he didn't have the ball.
Kev was around in this enough and Keith Robinson is his tether to the real world. Yeah, like you didn't have the ball. Kev was around in this enough and Keith Robinson
is his tether to the real. Yeah, okay. That like if he put out a RBM like you hard Keith would
try God bless him. He'd be like, nah, I mean, I was produced by Teddy Riley. So the biggest
I'm like Keith goes, nah, dammit. It's a listen to hook. You got to make the hook. I'm like,
Oh, yeah, I'm it. Listen to hook.
You got to make the hook.
I'm like, mm-hmm.
Yeah, and that is definitely that was what I was thinking
when Dane Cook was playing that song,
because I was like, there's no one in his crew
that was like, Dane, Dane, Dane, Dane.
No, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
Well, because here's the thing,
what they're realizing is like, it's not that they're
super serious lyrics just quite yet,
but like, they're not funny, like like where you're like gonna be laughing at those
So what the audience is realizing of this poem point the song we're in is like, oh this isn't a joke like they're just starting to
Rear we bring that video back up because right now they're like at first they're like, okay?
What's this fun little to be like? Oh that lyric was like maybe it was getting funny when we cut it off when he was doing all the rage the diary rage
Writing oh fucking kill you fuck you go on
Who's the girl
I'd be angry if I was at the show I'm not afraid of you. I'm not afraid of you. Who's the girl? I'm not afraid of you. I'm not afraid of you.
I'd be angry if I was at the show.
I think I genuinely be angry if I was at the show.
What the fuck is happening?
Dude, he can be like five of my dollars, man.
Yeah.
The head is dude.
Oh, that made me feel uncomfortable.
I'm having an accident.
Both of you, both of you, your face in the audience audience when he tells you you guys sing it
Me and Dan will be doing some sort of a weird like pushing our forage together like really hard
You know in sick animals pushed their heads against wall. Yeah, yeah
You know when sick animals pushed their heads against wall. Yeah, that was gonna be like,
with really just ramming and just going like,
I'm trying to like get like fury out.
Dude, when he was just strumming.
I never never.
What do you thought he was breaking it?
I never never.
What do you thought he was breaking it down?
Come on, you down.
In the back, when he was strumming it,
it just sounded like someone strumming a guitar without.
It's two notes he's playing,
but I mean like, please go back.
It's just crazy. It's crazy. he's playing, but I mean like, please go back. It's crazy.
It's crazy.
We should call Bobby.
I want to talk to Bobby about this.
I'm going to be like, what happened?
Who is not Christine?
Text Bobby and see if they'll pop on.
See if he's free right now to come on.
Text him, be like, hey, the guys are watching Dane Cook's music.
Do you want to come on and talk about it?
Please. I would love to tell you that to come on and talk about it? Please.
I would love to tell you that I wasn't around, but I was
there during this whole thing. And Holly would bob, which you
guys haven't met.
I don't know Boston, Boston, Kelly. Yeah.
You only know Kelski, you only know Boston Bob.
I don't know, it's New Nick Baw.
Holly Woodbob was an L.A. at the time.
And he has a little different attitude towards music and the arts.
You're cooler with side projects than fucking Boston. Man, you know, everybody's got to release your art in a different way.
Sometimes, you know, the channel of the comedy comes out.
Something else opens up when you get to a certain level.
And the art, the art, because some people paint, some people carve wood, some people swing.
Some people write love songs.
But Bobby, you brought up a very excellent point that I was talking to Dan St. Germain
about yesterday, which is the best case scenario in a world of comedy is you get so successful
that when you're older, you're just a shitty painter and you just make these
bad paintings.
That's usually, as she was a John Mellon camp or a relax.
Yeah, Jim Pady.
You're like, all right, Jim, we got it.
You were a fucking box office blockbuster.
Well, I mean, yes, I was there during this and, you know, look, Eddie Murphy did it.
Sure.
We discussed that too, but Eddie Murphy, Damien, a good point, was partnered up in
buddies with Rick James, who basically just made a song that you could have shoved
anybody into.
I could have sang Girl My Girl on Sparty all the time.
Bobby was there just because I know you we both
know you so well. Was there a moment where you were listening to that and you just knew
it suck ass and you're like I just had to be like oh do that that lines real cool that
I'm forward into you. Okay listen I gotta explain something to you
These are just gamers I gotta explain something to you
Hollywood Bob
Yeah, I know you guys don't know Hollywood Bob and I understand I saw him I saw him but I didn't meet him
Yeah, oh I remember that he told me that he saw you and he wanted to meet so bad
But he was actually didn't want to he didn't want to step on any toes, you know, that's okay, okay
Hollywood Bob
You know has is connected emotionally to
Passion okay, yeah, and that song if you listen to it has a lot of passion.
Oh, man, I found the word that you grabbed onto when you listen to it.
Did he, did he, uh, tell you what it was about or why his heart was struck like that to want to do this?
No, man.
This is so fucked up. I'm not going to be a fan of you. I'm not going to be a fan of you. I'm not going to be a fan of you.
I'm not going to be a fan of you.
I'm not going to be a fan of you.
I'm not going to be a fan of you.
I'm not going to be a fan of you.
I'm not going to be a fan of you.
I'm not going to be a fan of you.
I'm not going to be a fan of you.
I'm not going to be a fan of you.
I'm not going to be a fan of you.
I'm not going to be a fan of you. I'm not going to would be on the website highway driving home to my son's birthday and YouTube fucking knock the
heads supporting the supporting the master musical works of
day and cook.
We were describing what we were watching his
live. We were watching his live guitar performance at the
end of vicious circle, which I don't remember in the special,
but maybe it was in the extras or something. When he does that song out
there, the funny part of that video is watching the audience. Like they're
pretty sure like, oh shit, he's gonna do like a musical comedy song now. And then
there's like some quirky lyrics in the beginning, but nothing really like that's
funny. And just watching the crowd sort of go to go like oh shit what the fuck is this?
It's like watching a crowd in a magic show when it goes wrong.
I don't know.
He just really saw through that woman.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
That bird's dead.
That bird is dead.
There was an old stage background singer.
A girl when he would go, I'll never be you.
She goes, never be you. Never be you. Never be you. I'll never be you. I'll never be you.
Oh, he takes a mad at pauses, Bobby, and does over the shoulder looks at the audience. He
does takes pauses. And then just comes back to to not it's not a funny pause it's just another emotional part listen Jay first of all let me
say he's got you know if you became that big they would definitely be some type
of virgin that you want a stool going I just need to be me. I know I'm big, but I'm big.
You have some song.
No, Dane Cook didn't have, didn't live with the Christine
and he didn't have, see, I'm, what I love about my life
is I don't have Hollywood Bob.
I got Boston Bob was gonna go,
what the fuck are you doing sitting up there singing?
Dude, if you fat going like foot,
what if I go in fat foot?
You think I would have ever felt comfortable if I came of you Bobby and I went hey
So I'm taking a role in the new movie cats
I'm both I'm fluffer doodle
Comparable doing it was like dude. It's gonna be big Taylor Swift
could be big Taylor Swift. You are.
You are.
You are.
Bob.
The Steinbergs got me, or didn't get me, they got some audition for me years ago, the Steinbergs
to audition to be in South Pacific on Broadway.
And I sang a few of those songs in my house a few times and then I was just like, now
I'm not even going to be audition man.
What if I get it and I have to go tell Bobby and Patrice and those and Norton that I just got I just landed a role in South Pacific.
Oh,
I remember when I would this came out, I really have to after tour guys and I was doing my own
tour but every time every radio station I went in they'd be like, hey man, what's up?
Good to have you. Hey, what do you think of this and that song would
And thank God for Hollywood Bob
Yeah, dude, it's it's a weird spot though. If you think of the psychology of it of fame is like
To think you know that you put that out the people around you nobody said
Hey, dude Don't do that yeah yeah like nobody nobody said and Patrice never said
shit yeah you know none of us said shit we're a bunch of phony asshole because
none of us what the fuck are you doing? Yeah. Just what are you doing? I mean, just like the
scrutiny you know you're about to open yourself up to. It's like it's that the only outcome
of that may be a trivial probably to him amount of money. And then like, and like a few more
young pussies. But there's nothing else. He made a lot of money off that song Really? He made a lot. Oh, dude. You fuck he put that out in his prime
You're talking hundreds of thousands of downloads in that song damn. Yeah, and then that's fucking hilarious
Then it was a prom song everywhere. Yeah
Yeah, yeah
Someone played it at a at a teenagers funeral
Jay if that's not your
On stage song every time you do a show
All right done
I'll be honest with you. It's done every club now has Spotify all of our song. Oh, yes
I promise you we do a thing it's
Can you play Ford from a DC?
Please.
I got it in this flash drive if you don't have it. By the way, DC is
definitely what you called him when you're saying yes to that.
That's the point you're at with him. But that was like, how's
going to go DC? It's gold, baby. Everything you touch. There's a
goal, baby. DC. You were like, I don't know, you were like,
all this entourage.
Well, of course, DC, whatever you need,
that new song really hits the closet.
You got a lot of passion.
Bobby, on my life, from now on,
any club that has Spotify and has any,
like all music available, I promise you,
I will come out to Dean Cook's forward only.
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