The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Serious Comedy (feat. Robert Kelly)

Episode Date: June 4, 2021

Dan & Jay revisit Dane Cook's serious music and call his pal Robert Kelly to tell us what was he thinking at the timeStream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the Sir...uisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/Bonfire Follow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com@RobertKelly www.RobertKellyLive.com #CrackleCrackle

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, it's Big J. Okerson and Dan Soder. Welcome to the Bonfire Podcast. We'll have new episodes every morning, Tuesday through Friday, you want more bonfire. You can hear our full show every day on SiriusXM. You can go to SiriusXM.com slash bonfire for a special three-month offer. The Bum Fart! I want to do a very dramatic beginning to my stand-up shows now, where it's just like a bio. You know, it's like Aurora Colorado. Well, can we bring up the video of I'm over here now, the fucking one died. When I saw Dice of the Garden with the Norton Opening Forum, it was like an ONA thing. It was during the subway series,
Starting point is 00:00:45 the subway row series. And he had a song they played a whole video before and they done done done done done done done done done. I'm over here now. Please, if we can, I'm sorry, he'd go boke, boke, boke, boke, boke, boke, boke, boke, I'm over here now. I'm over here now.
Starting point is 00:01:02 I'm over here now. Coming out to it, when you get so big in comedy that you think you should do music or even become a little more music like when kinesin Put out that band while thing at least you to cover though, dude. Do you remember have we ever done this show? Dude dang cooks emotional song bring it out. Do you remember it? I? Kind of I remember him putting it out. I don't I'm back to this every time I come back to this song I'm like now. I'll do I forgot I did it was so genuine like You can't be you remember this Lou
Starting point is 00:01:36 High hot dang cook too, dude. That's the height of a hot man When you are feeling yourself so much, do you put out a serious song? Serious. And be like, not man, you know, I think this is one of the songs. He's got a couple. I don't mean to say this, but it's- I'll never be you as the real.
Starting point is 00:01:53 It's a good thing Bill Hicks died when he did, because I think he was getting close to putting out music. Yeah, dude, he looked at fucking that England hype get to him. Yeah, and he would have put out some albums that are like, thank God Stanhope doesn't have a fucking no, no, no. Who's the album? It's live? Come on.
Starting point is 00:02:11 No, no. He played it during a special. No, this can't be real. That's not real. You can't do your own music. You know what, Pittsburgh, get ready. Because I'm fucking, I'm gonna premiere my new song this week matter You started whipping out a guitar at one point Jesus
Starting point is 00:02:29 Jesus God give me a taste. Is this it live no way? I've been on the outside looking in this is the point where I do like a little storyteller's thing Everybody's been on the outside looking in sometimes it sucks It's shitty to be on the outside Which and they could be with all the cool folks and when I was out there one day I put the pen to pad and I wrote this little fucking diddy and I'm gonna sing it with you guys tonight man Never be you this voice crack too and it waited this is in the round in what the garden Boston garden, right?
Starting point is 00:03:01 Jesus. Oh My god, I don't do my fucking dick holes clamp shut The garden? Boston Garden, right? Jesus. Holy shit. Oh my god. Alright. I don't- Dude, my fucking dickhole's clamp shut. Did not like the special. You are the one everyone wants to be. I am the one. They say I'm glad that's not me.
Starting point is 00:03:24 When I go to sleep, what the fuck? I dream about you. The one they say I'm glad that's not me What I dream about you this is like who loves stanks when he starts melting down Crazy Hard fans are supposed to get access to this like you do realize that People we're gonna see this oh my god Dude, and it's it's like fucking it's like angsty 13 year old. I'll smash your head and do I don't know I'm not seeing something am I missing something in this song? You know way well first I want to hear some of his other musicals So it gets even more emotional than this I know that that when I was way, at the black circuit,
Starting point is 00:04:06 if this isn't me singing a song right there. You put out an R&B album? No, no, no, no, I wish. No, but I was, I don't know why me, because it wasn't about necessarily being funny. It didn't seem like whatever it was. It never ended up happening, except the rehearsal for a guy who was like, I want you to be in a music video.
Starting point is 00:04:22 But like dancing in a music video, but like dancing in a music video And I mean like I went to a fucking like like a dance room You know like a mirrored room with the pole like the rail or on the wall and did like a like a Four-hour day somewhere on South Street of like I'm going back 22 years So it's like but man it was felt fucking silly. To do that? I, yeah, I'm not so happy that I never happened or whatever. It was that one rehearsal for whatever.
Starting point is 00:04:51 One, two, three, four. Yeah, it was like, boom, boom, boom. All right, Jay, I need you shoulder down a little bit. Good, good, good, let's hit it. One, two, three, four, Jay, you're missing it. I need you to pick up your leg. That is... It's why I laugh so much of that Cleveland show when
Starting point is 00:05:07 When a hole was drunk when he left the baseball team being like a old man ranger And he just he loved school so much you just joined the drama club. It shows like dancing Yeah, you know, I man That was always the thing when you would go to like school assemblies and you'd see the drama kids as always that thing that I was it It felt corny, but I was also jealous that they could do that. Just be like, it's the, here's what you're jealous of.
Starting point is 00:05:33 There are no problem being corny. Yes. And corny's, let's say it's not corny, because somewhere in their circle, it's amazing what they're doing. But I've always just gravitated towards the kids, the group of friends in my life are always the group of guys that would call that gay. Yes.
Starting point is 00:05:53 Like everyone I was when I played drums, when I played drums in the school band, and there was a kid that forgets the last thing. I think it was John's first thing. This is a kid that you would have thought didn't speak. He was so Like quiet in school. He was like real like I mean nerd. I guess is the word, but he was just like a loner kid Didn't have a lot of friends that I recall
Starting point is 00:06:15 But he played piano In the band and then he would they would let him at like school talent shows and stuff He was solo and I mean this guy would play Billy Joel songs with the fuck. I remember he had the fucking harmonica thing on my life. He was so good. And like, while Pete, when that's over, I suppose the school I went to, and that was over there like fucking pussy ass bitch like motherfucker that was doing that. Like, that's how they would see it. But I was way there. I'm like, wow. Yeah. And he was just like, I'm selling you just like a dark dunga Rees and fucking the striped t-shirt kid. He was just like nothing but they could just whale
Starting point is 00:06:49 But he could just fucking kill he played piano phenomenally and I was so impressed by that He's got the skill that now is an adult He can just walk into a party and do that thing that we always talk about I sit down and he's like Oh, you guys oh, this is in tune. And I don't remember his name, but I'm telling you that kids, like if he didn't do something with music, I'd be surprised, some degree.
Starting point is 00:07:12 Even if it's like a wedding band or something. I remember when they would make it, when they'd make everyone go to like a school assembly and you'd see the school choir or whatever, or the school orchestra, like whoever had the instruments, and then you'd see him and you'd see a kid in your math class and you'd be like, all right, this kid on the cello, he's like,
Starting point is 00:07:28 yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and I'm like, this fucking kid. And that's impressive. What I did was country see I didn't like to sit back and watch. I wanted to be in the thing. Yeah. So I would be in all the things, but I would not sabotage them, but like when it got time for performances, I was definitely like letting it be known to my friends that weren't in it And I was like this is stupid right, but I'm just like this wagon out of clay. I would describe that as Pete Davidson's acting style on SNL the first four years
Starting point is 00:07:55 Yes, yes when he started trying you got so good with the first four years He's like, can you believe all of this? This is a stop up. Yeah, that's like you're saying it where he's like I think this line sucks, but I'm saying it. I have that, I have a little of that in me too, where if I don't believe in something, I'll be like, this is fucking so dumb. Lewis is greatest fucking, Lewis J. Gomez is greatest advice to me, always before that Comedy Central
Starting point is 00:08:18 hour special I did. Yeah. Um, at Webster Hall, he came when we were doing the rehearsal and they had the cryo jets blow blowing the shit all over and the thing And he saw me go out for the rehearsals and do it with that shit all blowing around and everything and Lewis came to me Backstage and he goes dude. I know you and I know your thing goes don't come out there and like Like isn't this stupid? He's like if you say something afterwards about it. That's fine. He's like, but he's like, live that,
Starting point is 00:08:46 he goes, he gotta go, be cool for a minute. You are, that's something that we're very similar on. It's like, neither one of us could have had a sweet 16. No, I'm just, because the other person is like, this is so good. What are you doing? What are you doing?
Starting point is 00:09:02 Totally. Yeah, you're right, Accenture of Attention stuff. Okay, come in and be like, it's little Prince Daniel. I'm gonna come in and be like, eh, yeah, come dancing in on your farm, that's for. Yeah, I always feel uncomfortable.
Starting point is 00:09:15 One of my friends got married and they wanted all the groomsmen to like dance in with the girl. I couldn't even do that. I was like, I was just kept pointing at the girl dancing. I was like this sucks. I was saying that loud I can't let go in that I did that tuxedo little ring bear modeling from my mom's fucking my mom's rental place Yeah, get a little with you had a little top hat and cane little flower girl mom
Starting point is 00:09:42 God damn right and my grandmother's telling me I used to walk them through the ropes like the girls they would come I'd be like yes pretty thing you just put your arm under my arm because we go down he goes I open the button I give him a little shout on the inside do a twirly burl come back and I go and I call this the fourfold bam bam bam bam we're backstage. We're doing coke in 15 minutes. Yeah, honestly I got some I got some chilled juice boxes You're learning my ABCs. I'm learning your one two three. Yeah, we're gonna have a first gonna be a blast baby Scotts easy to work with you just know the director
Starting point is 00:10:19 Scott's gonna be great. We're gonna go out there. I like old things a play I'm wearing really little kids, but it's just a place to like the fucker somewhere where you're like, yeah, it's cool. But it goes. You know You got a monster in your basement. Well, we got to work Parents back and on you all the time. I'm gonna stamp it tonight What's I think you go to bed? Hey, that's cool. I'm like 930. It's pretty cool. Do you wake up at 5am full of energy? Scree big. Yeah, dude. Are you afraid?
Starting point is 00:10:52 Do your parents give you a stepstool so you can get your own cereal? That's pretty cool. Yeah. No. I let my mom know when I got to go. In fact, I got a boom boom right now. I let my mom know when I gotta go. Yeah, it's in fact. Ma! I gotta boom boom right now.
Starting point is 00:11:07 Ma! He even saved it out loud. Making it move around a little bit. Also, I fucking, I walk the cat walk way better with a full gut. Dude, it's gotta make Lewis so weirded out to see Isabella be 18 years old, because I just distinctly remember when she was like six or something, like her sister's age now, five or six,
Starting point is 00:11:29 we were still in the third floor apartment. Fucking, Lewis was walking by the bathroom and Isabella was just in the bathroom with the door wide open, she's a little kid, you know? And Lewis goes, oh Jesus, Isabella, and she goes, I'm pooping! That's a, he has to have that memory and now she's like 18. Yeah, now she's an adult. She's like, hello
Starting point is 00:11:47 You have only fans page now good. Let's uh, let's go back to this daincook. Oh, please How did I deal in yourself? How did we've not talked about this? We may have even years. This is a level of fame that only like point 2% of human beings will ever get to. I mean any Murphy, dude, but any Murphy ended up back in the hit. He did it, too. But he had a hit. Yeah, because he was friends with Rick James. Yeah, that's what it was.
Starting point is 00:12:13 He just put out like a, yeah, no one's like, dude, any Murphy could sing. It was just like, he put out like a pop song. You know, it was just catchy. Yeah. My girl wants to party on the top. Party on the top. And in any Murphy fashion, because he's one of the greatest of all time, it, other time, party, other time. And in Eddie Murphy fashion, because he's one of the greatest of all time, it was a great,
Starting point is 00:12:28 he was so good that song was memorable. Yeah, you know what I mean? You got to come down in the music. Dane Cook was very funny. One of the most famous human beings on the planet. This is, this music is it like, it's also a different time. Don't you think as a comic, it's interesting.
Starting point is 00:12:44 Like, when you love to hear? Think about what Eddie Murphy was and think about how much you'd fucking hate his guts. What do you think? I argued with Lewis recently too. What do you mean, like, if it was... Because he was the thing. If it was current legitimately looking at it
Starting point is 00:12:59 from a professional comic standpoint. Sure. And I eat shit for this, I eat shit for it. It's fine. One when I was a kid, I thought Delirious was world's funnier than raw. You do. Now raw is definitely the better, the two specials. Both of them are very dated. Delirious almost dated to the point of like, I could sit there of stone face to watch it. So, but when I was young, they were huge. And even in my, like,
Starting point is 00:13:23 probably early 20s, I was still like, these are two of the best specials or whatever. But Eddie Murphy gets that, could you imagine, like, what the other comics of his time? Like the R-Ages had the Eddie Murphy coming at 19, gets S-S-I-L, and then they're looking at a special, and they're going like, is he just doing like a fucking, what if, you know, Norton fucked Jackie Gleason in the
Starting point is 00:13:46 hundred when I heard that when I was a kid, I was like, this is, that's why you hear that premise. Of course, but now that you were watching it, if you got opening for you and fucking Pittsburgh, is that joke? You'd be like, I'd be like, Fury, what are you doing? Like what is this man? And he goes, what is it?
Starting point is 00:14:04 So what's wrong? What's it? He goes what is it? He goes what's wrong? He goes like fuck. He's got 15 impressions of all butt fucking stuff. He's so funny. What's going what's wrong? He's so funny. Tomorrow night I just call you at like 1140 and you're like what's up?
Starting point is 00:14:16 I'm like dude, Fiori is just doing honeymooners butt fucking and it's Bari. He goes and I'll tell you what. He's electrifying. It's just a 30 minute play, it's a full episode of Honey Moor's just with butt fucking in front of me. It's, I- And I go to the bus deep by one is another guy. So I fucking- So I fuck it.
Starting point is 00:14:38 But back to your point, I'm sure there was a lot like, I wonder how George Carlin felt about Eddie Murphy. George Carlin may have been old enough, but he didn't give a shit to just like accept their success My other counter argument is or that's kind of why I have I don't fight with Pete. That's why I'm not like I don't have a bitterness with Pete It's because he was like the person him and Chey were the people when they got their shit and zipped past me when I was doing it much longer than them, they were the two. I was like, first reaction, I was like, what the fuck? And I was like, it's a whole different thing.
Starting point is 00:15:13 Yeah, it's like just a whole different thing. That's most of this business is someone is a completely different thing. And I was just like, what do I, it's like, mean P aren't competing for anything and I mean they're me and Che, so I could just like enjoy them then. I, he got SNL over mean, Pee aren't competing for anything. And I mean, they're me and Chase. So I could just like, enjoy them then. I, he got SNL over me.
Starting point is 00:15:28 So it took a good year or two to get over that. But it's, but Bigley is a fine comedian, you know what I mean? I'm not even saying like, he's fine. I'm saying like, he's a good comedian. Yeah. But Bigley, a very good comedian, very popular. But like, he was just a name that resident, he wouldn't even know that.
Starting point is 00:15:43 Yeah. I mean, we have no like, but B for anything. But like, he's just a name. resident you he wouldn't even know that yeah, I mean we have no like but beef or anything But he's just a name. So we're someone's like Do if someone's like oh dude two best comics working that I do you and Mike were big Lee and you're like fuck you say And you're like that's fine like why is it a problem? It's like okay, great I think the things that you have coming up, you know like you were saying about George Carlin with any Murphy George Carlin probably didn't even give a shit My question is was any Murphy so talented that guys that like would be our age would be like well Yeah, you see it because you do see it in some people when they blow up where you're like well
Starting point is 00:16:13 Yeah, it's but any Murphy seems to be the one guy that was did everything right like you did everything like you know BCS and L stuff like does not hold up great for me. Some of it does, but not great. The standup doesn't hold up to me almost at all. And how much is standup? But the whole top is fucking classic. Yeah, 40 of trading places. 48 hours.
Starting point is 00:16:36 They're all, he was phenomenal. So he definitely had an acting talent also, which is also appears. But you talking strictly standup? I'm talking to standup with a stand up world. It's there were they had to be like, you like, like, you know, like a guy, like there were several guys who were probably, you know, what's always a weird one that I think about is even though they became close
Starting point is 00:16:56 friends was keen and ivory wands. Cause keeping it, keen and ivory wands was like around and he was older than anymore, older than any Murphy in a really good comic. Yeah. And then there's like, there got to be the guy who I don't I'm gonna say a name with Pete Davidson had him but like Just a guy we have like an older comic who just completely endorses you. Yeah, you keep on the payroll Just like it. See we're cool. Yeah, as any Murphy Mario joiner probably I mean, I mean, I wonder yeah if you're that I'm not joining any you weren't like a no that was made more clever
Starting point is 00:17:27 So they could have Chris rock Chris rock emerge, but I think with old when you become that famous that young That that becomes a lot there becomes also this worry about like probably older comics that are like if I can get to this Fuckin kid I can get my life I can get my life paid for. You're absolutely right. But I mean that he fucking, I mean, went in though, he got so famous so fast anymore. I mean he was 19. That's why hilarious is 19 years old. To come out of that even successful,
Starting point is 00:17:57 that's what's been great about watching Pete come and do his own and become like awesome on SNL. And you're like, yeah, good for, you know, that's got to fucking wobble you. When you're that young, I was such a piece of shit when I was 18 years old. I was such a piece of shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:12 Yeah, I didn't start doing stand-ups until I was 21. I started when I was 19, but like, it was nothing. No, we're near on that level, you know what I mean? Yeah, well, I'm also like, I think with that kind of explosion it can fucking warp your brain like Dane Cook became an arena comic within what like two Three years who's doing like theater no of his career? No, no, he had been working a long time, but I'm saying we say from blowing up from blowing up when he blew up He blew up fast very very but I'm saying he had been around no I he had been like a
Starting point is 00:18:46 Comic-for-fucking-a-while He probably popped Ten years in yeah, but is that like is it the fucking how fast he went up the reason that he was like hey guys You want to hear this fucking jam? I'm working on absolutely. Yeah, yeah, absolutely if He wouldn't have done so tempting to play wouldn't have done that if he had, like Kevin Hart would have done something musical if he wasn't so successful in movies. He's so like, like, like,
Starting point is 00:19:13 he's much more successful in Dane Cook in movies. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like they had a similar thing with like, I do some stuff, but. Kevin put out a fucking R&B album. That you would have to listen to it. It was like, Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:19:25 Yeah, you're all bad. He also wouldn't because I don't know. Dane Cook went off to LA. He didn't do New York for a long, long time. Yeah. He went off to LA and then started to get successful and have money and just like rolling different circles and kind of have a little more like yes men around him. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:41 Like he didn't have the ball. Kev was around in this enough and Keith Robinson is his tether to the real world. Yeah, like you didn't have the ball. Kev was around in this enough and Keith Robinson is his tether to the real. Yeah, okay. That like if he put out a RBM like you hard Keith would try God bless him. He'd be like, nah, I mean, I was produced by Teddy Riley. So the biggest I'm like Keith goes, nah, dammit. It's a listen to hook. You got to make the hook. I'm like, Oh, yeah, I'm it. Listen to hook. You got to make the hook. I'm like, mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:20:05 Yeah, and that is definitely that was what I was thinking when Dane Cook was playing that song, because I was like, there's no one in his crew that was like, Dane, Dane, Dane, Dane. No, what are you doing? What are you doing? Well, because here's the thing, what they're realizing is like, it's not that they're
Starting point is 00:20:21 super serious lyrics just quite yet, but like, they're not funny, like like where you're like gonna be laughing at those So what the audience is realizing of this poem point the song we're in is like, oh this isn't a joke like they're just starting to Rear we bring that video back up because right now they're like at first they're like, okay? What's this fun little to be like? Oh that lyric was like maybe it was getting funny when we cut it off when he was doing all the rage the diary rage Writing oh fucking kill you fuck you go on Who's the girl I'd be angry if I was at the show I'm not afraid of you. I'm not afraid of you. Who's the girl? I'm not afraid of you. I'm not afraid of you.
Starting point is 00:21:05 I'd be angry if I was at the show. I think I genuinely be angry if I was at the show. What the fuck is happening? Dude, he can be like five of my dollars, man. Yeah. The head is dude. Oh, that made me feel uncomfortable. I'm having an accident.
Starting point is 00:21:20 Both of you, both of you, your face in the audience audience when he tells you you guys sing it Me and Dan will be doing some sort of a weird like pushing our forage together like really hard You know in sick animals pushed their heads against wall. Yeah, yeah You know when sick animals pushed their heads against wall. Yeah, that was gonna be like, with really just ramming and just going like, I'm trying to like get like fury out. Dude, when he was just strumming. I never never.
Starting point is 00:21:49 What do you thought he was breaking it? I never never. What do you thought he was breaking it down? Come on, you down. In the back, when he was strumming it, it just sounded like someone strumming a guitar without. It's two notes he's playing, but I mean like, please go back.
Starting point is 00:22:04 It's just crazy. It's crazy. he's playing, but I mean like, please go back. It's crazy. It's crazy. We should call Bobby. I want to talk to Bobby about this. I'm going to be like, what happened? Who is not Christine? Text Bobby and see if they'll pop on. See if he's free right now to come on.
Starting point is 00:22:20 Text him, be like, hey, the guys are watching Dane Cook's music. Do you want to come on and talk about it? Please. I would love to tell you that to come on and talk about it? Please. I would love to tell you that I wasn't around, but I was there during this whole thing. And Holly would bob, which you guys haven't met. I don't know Boston, Boston, Kelly. Yeah. You only know Kelski, you only know Boston Bob.
Starting point is 00:22:46 I don't know, it's New Nick Baw. Holly Woodbob was an L.A. at the time. And he has a little different attitude towards music and the arts. You're cooler with side projects than fucking Boston. Man, you know, everybody's got to release your art in a different way. Sometimes, you know, the channel of the comedy comes out. Something else opens up when you get to a certain level. And the art, the art, because some people paint, some people carve wood, some people swing. Some people write love songs.
Starting point is 00:23:30 But Bobby, you brought up a very excellent point that I was talking to Dan St. Germain about yesterday, which is the best case scenario in a world of comedy is you get so successful that when you're older, you're just a shitty painter and you just make these bad paintings. That's usually, as she was a John Mellon camp or a relax. Yeah, Jim Pady. You're like, all right, Jim, we got it. You were a fucking box office blockbuster.
Starting point is 00:23:56 Well, I mean, yes, I was there during this and, you know, look, Eddie Murphy did it. Sure. We discussed that too, but Eddie Murphy, Damien, a good point, was partnered up in buddies with Rick James, who basically just made a song that you could have shoved anybody into. I could have sang Girl My Girl on Sparty all the time. Bobby was there just because I know you we both know you so well. Was there a moment where you were listening to that and you just knew
Starting point is 00:24:31 it suck ass and you're like I just had to be like oh do that that lines real cool that I'm forward into you. Okay listen I gotta explain something to you These are just gamers I gotta explain something to you Hollywood Bob Yeah, I know you guys don't know Hollywood Bob and I understand I saw him I saw him but I didn't meet him Yeah, oh I remember that he told me that he saw you and he wanted to meet so bad But he was actually didn't want to he didn't want to step on any toes, you know, that's okay, okay Hollywood Bob
Starting point is 00:25:13 You know has is connected emotionally to Passion okay, yeah, and that song if you listen to it has a lot of passion. Oh, man, I found the word that you grabbed onto when you listen to it. Did he, did he, uh, tell you what it was about or why his heart was struck like that to want to do this? No, man. This is so fucked up. I'm not going to be a fan of you. I'm not going to be a fan of you. I'm not going to be a fan of you. I'm not going to be a fan of you. I'm not going to be a fan of you.
Starting point is 00:25:50 I'm not going to be a fan of you. I'm not going to be a fan of you. I'm not going to be a fan of you. I'm not going to be a fan of you. I'm not going to be a fan of you. I'm not going to be a fan of you. I'm not going to be a fan of you. I'm not going to be a fan of you. I'm not going to would be on the website highway driving home to my son's birthday and YouTube fucking knock the
Starting point is 00:26:07 heads supporting the supporting the master musical works of day and cook. We were describing what we were watching his live. We were watching his live guitar performance at the end of vicious circle, which I don't remember in the special, but maybe it was in the extras or something. When he does that song out there, the funny part of that video is watching the audience. Like they're pretty sure like, oh shit, he's gonna do like a musical comedy song now. And then
Starting point is 00:26:37 there's like some quirky lyrics in the beginning, but nothing really like that's funny. And just watching the crowd sort of go to go like oh shit what the fuck is this? It's like watching a crowd in a magic show when it goes wrong. I don't know. He just really saw through that woman. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. That bird's dead.
Starting point is 00:26:59 That bird is dead. There was an old stage background singer. A girl when he would go, I'll never be you. She goes, never be you. Never be you. Never be you. I'll never be you. I'll never be you. Oh, he takes a mad at pauses, Bobby, and does over the shoulder looks at the audience. He does takes pauses. And then just comes back to to not it's not a funny pause it's just another emotional part listen Jay first of all let me say he's got you know if you became that big they would definitely be some type of virgin that you want a stool going I just need to be me. I know I'm big, but I'm big.
Starting point is 00:27:45 You have some song. No, Dane Cook didn't have, didn't live with the Christine and he didn't have, see, I'm, what I love about my life is I don't have Hollywood Bob. I got Boston Bob was gonna go, what the fuck are you doing sitting up there singing? Dude, if you fat going like foot, what if I go in fat foot?
Starting point is 00:28:03 You think I would have ever felt comfortable if I came of you Bobby and I went hey So I'm taking a role in the new movie cats I'm both I'm fluffer doodle Comparable doing it was like dude. It's gonna be big Taylor Swift could be big Taylor Swift. You are. You are. You are. Bob.
Starting point is 00:28:25 The Steinbergs got me, or didn't get me, they got some audition for me years ago, the Steinbergs to audition to be in South Pacific on Broadway. And I sang a few of those songs in my house a few times and then I was just like, now I'm not even going to be audition man. What if I get it and I have to go tell Bobby and Patrice and those and Norton that I just got I just landed a role in South Pacific. Oh, I remember when I would this came out, I really have to after tour guys and I was doing my own tour but every time every radio station I went in they'd be like, hey man, what's up?
Starting point is 00:29:02 Good to have you. Hey, what do you think of this and that song would And thank God for Hollywood Bob Yeah, dude, it's it's a weird spot though. If you think of the psychology of it of fame is like To think you know that you put that out the people around you nobody said Hey, dude Don't do that yeah yeah like nobody nobody said and Patrice never said shit yeah you know none of us said shit we're a bunch of phony asshole because none of us what the fuck are you doing? Yeah. Just what are you doing? I mean, just like the scrutiny you know you're about to open yourself up to. It's like it's that the only outcome
Starting point is 00:29:52 of that may be a trivial probably to him amount of money. And then like, and like a few more young pussies. But there's nothing else. He made a lot of money off that song Really? He made a lot. Oh, dude. You fuck he put that out in his prime You're talking hundreds of thousands of downloads in that song damn. Yeah, and then that's fucking hilarious Then it was a prom song everywhere. Yeah Yeah, yeah Someone played it at a at a teenagers funeral Jay if that's not your On stage song every time you do a show
Starting point is 00:30:33 All right done I'll be honest with you. It's done every club now has Spotify all of our song. Oh, yes I promise you we do a thing it's Can you play Ford from a DC? Please. I got it in this flash drive if you don't have it. By the way, DC is definitely what you called him when you're saying yes to that. That's the point you're at with him. But that was like, how's
Starting point is 00:30:59 going to go DC? It's gold, baby. Everything you touch. There's a goal, baby. DC. You were like, I don't know, you were like, all this entourage. Well, of course, DC, whatever you need, that new song really hits the closet. You got a lot of passion. Bobby, on my life, from now on, any club that has Spotify and has any,
Starting point is 00:31:19 like all music available, I promise you, I will come out to Dean Cook's forward only. You've been listening to SiriusXM's Bonfire! New episodes every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows, always on SiriusXM! you

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