The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Sexiest Quarterback

Episode Date: October 20, 2023

Who is the best looking NFL quarterback of all time? Brady? Montana? The guys get to the bottom it!

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. I love Linda Ross that. Righto. I do. Why do you say no?

I don't. You don't care for Linda Ross that much. I love her. Why do you say I don't? You're just trying to get the older crowd now. Love her Why do you say I don't You're just trying to get the older crowd now You're just trying to connect with the older crowd. Is she dead? Career is voices

Really, yeah, she can't tell anymore Did you know that herself get fat enough? I think as a woman you have to look at fat if you're gonna keep that powerful voice And you get older talk to heart as comics, too. Yeah, you got to pack on a few You're gonna lose your timber in your voice. Yeah, I've become less funny every pound I lost Because this is a funnier voice than this She is yeah Yeah, hey, she is. Yeah, she did. Aaron, has he died from that thing on his head? Yeah, did it ever end up taking over his whole body?

Yeah, did it ever consume his, the rest of his face. What's the hottest chick? Aaron never ever fucked. You got to wander. Isn't it funny when your personal taste comes in the play? And you could be so famous But you still fuck girls up most people think are like What do you mean?

Like he might really be into like a like a big fat elbowed mama You know what I mean? Yeah, and so he fucked the best of the best of those but nobody else would be like damn Yeah, you're famous dude. Why are you not fucking like Diana Rossism shit? I think you fucked white girls. I think he was a country guy. Oh, you think you fucked the other person? I think he was a ronster. I'm pretty sure he was a country guy.

Yeah, he had cowboy hats, cowboy boots, belt buckles and shit. But he was doing that thing. Remember like Joe Torrey, the comedian? Remember he would throw on a cowboy hat and cowboy boots. Some of the guys just went with that look but they're still Down their desk still down with the brown is that he's like black Lou? Blackout like black Lou you black us up on that Lou

Black Lou black me up on us black him up on that Consider yourself blacked up boom a great. You're right agreed. Thank you. You would say that air Neville's in the white girls Yes, what are the chances? Let's think about You're right, agreed. Thank you. You would say that Aaron Neville's in the White Girls. Yes. What are the chances? Let's think about power ballad duos. Did they fuck? John Travolta, a living out in John. Did they fuck?

Yes. For sure? Was that ever confirmed they were dating at some point? Or are you just going like they probably did? Because I agree they probably did. I bet they had to have fucked around. Maybe not, they had to have fucked. Or she pegged him.

No way. He's kind of suspect. Or not suspect. He's gay allegedly. Okay. Being gay allegedly. Well, this is radio, not a podcast. We have to make sure we're doing the right thing.

Yeah, gay allegedly. Everyone's allegedly gay, my own John John Travolta's gay Oh, I got it. Yeah, yeah, they I would think they did though especially during Greece when he was not when he was pretending not to be gay probably didn't even know he was gay yet No, he knew he was gay. He was just hiding it. Oh None of these require winx I just like that. He's all did on it. It's buddy. It is Tuesday, but we're playing for Thursday Let's think Mike Reno and Wilson it's not fair to play this with you because who the fuck is Mike Reno and Wilson?

First of all, you know who Ann Wilson is. From the Fetchix? Yes, the hard work. They're both not Fetchix, but only one still slim. The blonde is slim, but she wasn't slim slim. Slim slim. Slim slim? Slim slim.

Slim slim. Thin slim or slim slim? Downright thin. I say she was thin, not slim. Slim. Karen Carbender. Slim slim. Karen Carpenter was a fucking anorexic. Yeah slim slim That's slim slim that slim slim. Yeah part was never slim slim now did Mike Reno and Ann Wilson never fucking knock it out of the park Is that a lover boy? Yeah, I didn't know it was a singer of lover boy. I know him as lover boy

He's not lover boy the bands lover boy. He is my green now. Nobody knows the band lover boy. They know lover boy Sure, and then everybody also knows my greeno from lover boy. Yeah, but you can't be lover boy lover boy is singular. It's not lover boys That's a band I hear what you're saying lover boy is him. He was the lover boy That's a band. I hear what you're saying, man. Love a boy is him. He was the lover boy up in front with the jacket, jack off in the fucking bandana. Yeah.

Bandana and red leather. Yeah, he was lover boy. Just like fucking delirious in that video. He did. Or Eddie Murphy dressed like him. I think Eddie Murphy was after him. Working for the weekend is a classic, though. But I will say, for my box,, we're going for loving every minute of it

He should have banged Dan Wilson this time. This was the last time she was slim herself. That was slim herself Fat he got fat. He was I was on a game show with him on a VH1. Well, what kind of game show? I was doing warm up for it. It was Mark Marin had a show for a minute called Nevermind the Buzzcocks when I first started comedy. Yeah. It was a Buzzcock. It's something from like a, it was a game in London. I think it's taken from a clash song. And it became punk band called the Buzzcock when Jay gets his beard Trim the Buzzcock Buzzcock Buzz my cock, dude

The name of the sex pistols album. Yeah, so it was called Nevermind the Buzzcock It was called Nevermind the Bullocks the game when it was played in London But they may never mind the Buzz Cocks here, but he was one of the guests on also Sebastian Bach also cool. Yo Cucks here, but he was one of the guests on also Sebastian Bach also cool. Yo Had some cool ones on there, but uh, but Christchurch did a flabber cool. Yo. Yeah, you just been bobbed Christchurch My show respect Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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She thought she was being attacked it was so crazy Just give me a little bit. Little bit. There you go. That is a good girl. Thanks a good girl. Christine, you got to make it warm out here. Oh, it's fucking freezing in here. Christine, you're a good girl. You're a good boy, Jay. Thank you.

Ehh. That's when we have a video we can't talk about. Why can't I talk about it? Can we talk about it? I will. Absolutely talk about it. You made a video of Christine? No, no.

No, no, no. What? I haven't taken a picture of Christine seven years. Because you can't. I can't. Because they don't come up. Yeah, yeah. She's only, he only takes pictures of me to see if other girls want to fuck me. Yeah, like Christine, let me picture. Interesting. This is 100% true. It's just the fucking crazy. And then the girl goes I'll fuck her and I go lady I got to put you You guys have such a good relationship if I've said that about day she'd fucking throw a shit at my head So Video of Christine not a video Christine. Oh yes. So a guy came to me after a show.

I'll leave this all as loose as possible, but just know this fucking happened. I may have told some of you guys, but Sebastian Bach, my arch nemesis, whether he knows it or not, who I would be happy. I'll talk about what you want a carnival combat me and Sebastian Bach, dude. I would love to drop Sebastian Bach. You you know punch him in his barrel chest. He is a fucking Chircle off of an asshole really does he he's fat now, so he's like a he's like a scarecrow At the end of the season when all the leaves fell out of the arms. Yeah, he's been wet. Yeah, he's wet Yeah, everything's wet and gathered in the middle. He sucks

Someone goes this was sent to me by accident by somebody You could tell from the text that it was sent by accident But the guy was definitely trying to do this did I tell you guys this at the movie? Yeah, yeah, this guy's got a video Bobby can't believe that's him and it's him showing a picture of him He looks like my aunts Dottie Fuck it nuts and I'll say I'm saying he had the voice of an angel and one of the best looking man I've ever seen in my life back in the day back in the day. I remember you video I would just kiss him on the mouth in front of people as the Al in the monkey improv group. Yeah, we used to come out to monkey business

Oh, that was our opening is that how you guys would get on the floor and then turn around your shirts and go, yeah, come on gang. Everybody now, put your hands together. We're out on the monkeys. Yep. And we used to hold it back. We used to hold it back with weight.

Weight. Hey, wait, wait, not now. Play it a little bit. This is what we do. Weight. And it's our plan. And it's not going up a little bit. We wait. And we stock it and revs up.'s not going up a little bit. We wait and we stock it revs up

Then we start high punch it this I look over day will be in the corner shadow boxing We're taking big big big big breath Nobody's doing fucking Like Tai Chi. Yeah. Yeah, Jays actually fluff in his hair out And then all of a sudden, well guys ready you ready Turn around and jump let's go Alonemogies Here we go, what's up everybody?

You ready for some improv? You ready for some sketches You want some improv? Give us some stuff you hate. And give us a job title. You're a Jamaican nurse. Woo! That's the first one Jamaican nurse taking away!

Yeah! Hello! Your Ross class bomba club, take your temperature. All right, what else we got out there? I'm just doing move move on you working in Delhi Your Ross Clause Bumble Class sandwich next to else has something crazy You're in the subway and somebody's attacking you Dude dude dude

Every fucking thing I'm doing you have to somehow get in and break a rule. I'm sorry fucking rule I break roles. That's my thing. You don't come out until the song kicks in. Bro, I'm the instigator. I love you. Just know this. I instigate. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you were in Red for, huh? Instigator. You really have to use the the bio that the guy gave. You on the on the gay nudity site as your bio. I forget that. That was great. It was so great.

It was so great. It was beautiful. Yeah, let's get that. I'm gonna use that on my website. That person was very into you. I'm gonna have the host bring me up at comedy on state this weekend. Yeah.

Little plug. Snuck it in. I like it. There's Madison Wisconsin. One of the best clubs in the country. I'm gonna use that to smoke show sisters three Sisters don't forget the mom. Oh, I never see the mom. Don't forget the mom. The mom's all right Dude the mom is not just all right. She is

Beautiful the sisters are gorgeous and they're gorgeous in such a way Jacob these aren't like yeah girls coming in with their tits hanging out They should open business suits almost. Yeah, they're beautiful I'd like to see they're just super hot the mom is beautiful the father is a great god. Yeah, he must be the whole family I don't believe you maybe we'll look it up. Why would you not believe him? Who's the instigator now? You need proof. Yeah, but they're so nice, too. I mean, they're just beautiful. I'm more like kidding. Now, they're beautiful.

And that's the dad who's just this, and you shake his hand and it's like Hercules. I don't know if I can make that. Guys, guys, guys. At the cheeko. Bless you. I try to teach myself kung fu every time I sneeze. I don't mind that at all.

Yeah. If I tell you what, you throw everything you have into that punch last time I punch through an oak tree and the woods by myself when I sneezed Really? Yeah So my Sebastian Bach thing yeah Someone go you know we in him have a history give you a quick little bonfire context context From the gym context machine I'll tell you that app

Machine machine what is my grandmother? What are you fucking just go Jason's? I don't know this machine. She called my computer the machine Just steampunk So Sebastian Bach, a couple of years ago now, I think it was maybe two, three years ago. I did a Zoom SDR show with him during the quarantine. I made a gay joke about Rob Halford, Lee Singer of Judas Priest. He's gay. You know he's gay. I was just dumb.

Don't you stop that. I was being silly Bob. You were a bit. I did silly Bob's great. Silly Bob comes out every once in a while He goes was he gay? I'm just kidding Like naughty Bob. Oh, you like naughty Bob. I like naughty Bob buzzer. It's naughty time so I made a gay joke about a Rob Halford pretty benign and

Sebastian box just pretty benign and Sebastian Bok just crawled into a hole and got weird and started telling me he won't listen to that kind of shit and blah blah blah and then he couldn't figure how to turn his zoom off he just turned his camera off so you just hear a bunch of guys going so bash so bash you know have you heard this ever I haven't heard it but I've heard you tell the story play it it's got to It's gonna be a huge joke. Oh, you have the audio? Oh, yeah, we put the episode out. Dude, I've never heard the audio. This is great.

Oh, this is fun. Yeah, by the way, and this is the point out too. Sebastian Bachwar shirt says, AIDS kills Fags dead to the Grammys, which I would never do in a bazillion years. And he's judging my, I said Rob Halford might not want to tell you what he does to get his voice ready,

like gargling calm or something gay like that. And he was just like, I said Rob Halford might not want to tell you what he does to get his voice ready, like gargling calm or something gay like that. And he was just like, man, you could take that. We told Rob Halford that joke three weeks later. He laughed and said he goes, oh, I'd love a good roasting. I love to be wrote. He was so cool about it. And he just asked the bastion, Sebastian, since that I've never heard a good story about

the guy. I've said this before and I got in trouble old gay guys Funniest funny is people on the planet earth on a fendible Unoffendable and they are hilarious. This is a clip that loud wire pulled, but I think it shows what happens. Yeah You got a gargle jizz, but I'm not I don't want to have to tell you that Sebastian Bach didn't appreciate the comics humor saying, dude, could you not wreck this interview? Seriously, Rob Halford is a friend of mine, so spare the comments.

Maybe you should skip those kinds of comments. Bok sat in disc. Go, you're wet. Keep playing this one. Sure. It's Gus, while the other host attempted to move pass the awkwardness, but the singer simply exited the Zoom call.

Shortly after, Halford himself was on the sex drugs and rock roll show and was asked to react to the situation with Vuck. I don't go. I swallow. How for is currently voting? The funniest excellent memoir confessed in which he gets extremely candid about his life story for the first time ever. Tear old dude. Old gay guys, I hands down some of the funniest motherfuckers. confess in which he gets extremely candid about his life story for the first time ever. He rolled.

Dude, old gay guys, I hands down some of the funniest motherfuckers. I'm going to Phoenix this weekend, a club plug, should tell him to come out. Loody. You going to Phoenix's Santa Blif? Santa Blif. Yeah, get him and Rob Dukes. Yeah. Rob's coming out, but thanks.

Oh, Rob Dukes, 130 pounds down. It's crazy. Looks like a different fucking human being. He really does. Yeah. It's nuts. So like a different fucking human being. He really does. It's nuts. So anyway, we had this thing that's back in front of us. You should get them to fuck. Yeah.

You think? That'd be great. So me and Sebastian Bach had this dumb thing where he's fucking a lame dickhole. And then someone came over to me. I couldn't even tell you who this was or who they, random people after a show. a show They go hey my friend told me I have to show you this and It was sent to me by accident and I do see the text thread says after this video was sending goes oh man Oh man, I was not supposed to send that like to it was I don't know how they made the mistake or maybe it was just you know wink wink mistake Whatever was it's a very candid video of Sebastian Bach. Um,

but naked, dinger out and acting like a dog. And you just see like he's had a woman's feet who's in a bed and she's like making him. She's like, doggy pick up the bone. He's like, and he goes over and he picks up a ball and he brings it over to her and just like he's just arthing. It is so fucking hilarious. Is it present day Sebastian Bach? Oh yeah, yes, the fucking spooky old lady. This is Aunt Dottie. Sebastian Bach. Yeah, he does look at a woman named Ruth.

Oh my God. This is Ruth. Really? This is Ruthie. That's fucking weird, man. By the way, I love that they still sell the AIDS kills Fag's dead shirt. When you look up at this shirt, it also says, I'll say you can buy it if you want it, though.

It's on.comicwarebles.com. On the bonfire thing, you can buy it. 20% off if you say AIDS. Okay. He really, pretty lady. I mean, he was gorgeous. The hair was his, I mean, his thinness. No, but you go to the, I remember you video, you just go to that video and tell me

the between the voice and the face and the hair, the guy had it all. That was a fat rescue dog. That was just a fat breath with 19 tits under his belly. Man, he really does look like a pile of shit right now. But look at that. Oh. And I love that he quivered his lip when he went. You know, always, he was always a lip quiver.

But most guys don't do the quiver in the video. You know? Oh. Oh my God, I love the bottom lip quiver. Yeah, the performance of him at Wembley Stadium, he's big on that lip quiver. Oh, the lip quiver. And it's this song.

Dude, I watched this live performance at Wembley Stadium five times that day I was so stoked to meet him. And you ruined it with gay action. All right, that's not the actual, I thought you were gonna take. Sorry, no. I think I'm gonna be on my side blindly. I'm always on your side. And then you

Reem in there and jade the whole fucking thing up. It's so funny that you're so into him hot form and your girlfriend couldn't give a shit about him because he's so pretty boy looking. He likes a man a real man. You gotta get to the end. Christine. He's so attractive because he looks like a lady. Shut up. What are you saying? That you guys like ladies? You say you don't think? No, we like lady men.

You don't find them attractive in this video. Big difference, Christine. All right, lady men. That's not Christine's type. Yeah, Christine likes them. Like a... It's this guy's undeniable at the stage of his life. Yeah, he's fucking Christine's denying Jay.

I'm sure he would fucking Christine's denying Jay. I'm sure he would make a good question, person. Oh. I'm gonna do it. We need more smile! And I'm for your kids! Thank you. It was close. It's a good job.

Wow. Now cut to the anchor scene, he starts fucking going. Wow, he is so... Oh, here we go. How do you look like a skeleton? Oh, fuck all your balls on Jacob. Blue, are you already hard? Yes. Jersey's finest.

He ain't taking a shirt off anymore. I'll tell you that much. What? He ain't taking a shirt off anymore. He really wants us to be quiet. He ain't taking a shirt off anymore. He really wants us to be quiet. Ah, well I want you to be quiet and observe my punches to the sky. Yeah!

Damn it. I just want everybody to know how much you hurt me. See how much I cared, how much you hurt me, and now he barks like a dog with his little dinger out and I would have Pinch him in his fucking face. How is his dinger? It's fine. No, come on. How was it? It's fine. No, Jay. I heard he's gonna monster piece, but it was soft So it was fine. I could tell from the soft. I'm like this thing gets good. Yeah, but I think it's a long thinny which again Not Christine style, so I'm told She likes to suggest that you with mine. Mm-hmm. She likes it. Suggested to deal with mine. Yeah, she likes a pickle jar.

Yeah. She likes more of a short-sea fatty. Yeah, short-sea fatty. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's a cup girl, not a waffle cone, if you don't want to say it, huh?

I went to you, Jacob. I don't love a big dick. Yeah, right, dude. It's so stupid. Man, I would kiss him right this mouth and for everybody. I'll look at how bad as he knows he is after that song. He's looking at thousands of people just looking at him. Oh, guys, you're still going to watch that. No, I don't. What is it? How's the change on plugged? No. It's so good. Not as good as what we just saw. No, it's not better. Not for me. I'm sorry to tell you that.

That was pretty epic. How do you morph from that Wembley stadium into what? I don't know what kind of life you, just stay in shape, you have the money, pay for a trainer. For good shape, there's a thing, here's the thing. With shape, he's not fat. What are you giving me this look for, Bobby? Because you don't know what it is,

because you've never been where we have been. You don't know what it is because you've never been where we have been you know what it is you never walked a mile my fat ass shit Jacob you never had a change you sized because you you a feet get bigger and swelling on a plane you never lost weight you never lost weight and found out that you weren't as tall as you thought you are you were just standing on two inches of fat hey wait a minute what I. What? What? I think it was me too. I think it was six foot three before I lost weight. I was seven foot last year. You think it was your feet swell up?

It was up on my head. We know how it works for Steve. I'm going to sign it's behind the professor. Is it fat feet making taller? Whoa, that hurt. That fun came out rough. But again, here's my point. Sebastian Bust's body is not his issue.

He could wear clothes that would hide that on stage. It would be fine. It's, his hair is disgusting now. I don't know what else he could do, because I think short hair would look ugly as fuck on him too, but is faced. I don't know what he's done, but his face is just beaten. It looks like hard living, and that's what I'm saying.

Like, what, you, I can't understand how you get that drastically from point A to point B. You can prevent that when I have that much wealth. Can I tell you something though? I don't think he has that much wealth. I don't think he has. How many albums did he have? A three.

One, two, two albums that he has. I mean, two bays. And that wealth goes away. He went on Broadway for a minute. Oh, as what? Jack Owen Hyde, right? I have nowhere near his money. Any, anywhere near the money he ever had at his peak,

mm-hmm. I, I look a thousand times better than him. Did because you have a, He's done drugs in rock and roll. Yeah, you have a, you know what I've done, Christine? No, we're all very aware. No drugs. It's clean living your whole life.

I love, I love, I love it. No, that's what I tell you. High very where no drugs clean living your whole life That's what I tell I protein. I don't tell you fun. I don't tell you every try out an avocado and snort it That would be good Get that good. Yeah, so we see it happen to women all the time we're constantly looking at women just go bad I mean it does happen to men just kind of at a different. Yeah, mostly women though, but I don't again, it's problem is he still dresses. He wears like a bod crane pants and shoes, which does not help the look. Well, he's got a big foot. He's also rocking the tattoo convention. So that's what he's at. I'm on the Rob Lowe path. The yeah, yeah, that's a good path. For sure. A graceful. I decided I'm taking the Rob Lowe path. Rob Lowe is getting a little creepy looking.

He is though. Him and what's his face? It's finally hitting him and Stamos both. Yeah. Now what they're getting is big heads on little thin necks. Yes, Stamos is rapidly deteriorating from what it was. Rob Lowe's still a gorgeous man. He looks phenomenal.

He's really 60. Well, that's a highly filtered photo. It is. Agreed. Get a photo of, Look at the corner of his mouth. You get a get a photo of You're starting to see about also clearly that mouth tells me that works been done also. Yeah, he's sure I mean he's a good looking guy, but there we go though, but hang on, but there we go. That's a lot more Realistic of what you see when you see Roblo. Highly filtered.

Look at the background. No, I'm saying, I'm saying that's not a great picture. Oh, okay. Then I agree with you. Not filtered, that's real. That's his wife? That's probably whoever he wants to fuck at that age doesn't matter.

His face is never gonna get bad enough from the not-crush hot ass. Yeah. Wait, he wanted to become sober to stop cheating on his wife. Oh, so she's been his wife, because he's been sober 33 years. So he's been with her the whole time. You know, you're not gonna let that go.

First of all, to Mario, Mario, woman named Cheryl Berghof, it's so close to Jerkhof. You know what her life was all about? Yeah. All her, all those years, oh, it's Jerk to Jerkoff. You know what her life was all about? Yeah. All her, all those years, oh, it's Jerkoff, Birkoff's here. All right. And then just start whacking everybody.

I mean, he still looks tremendous for his age. No argument there. I'm just saying that it is funny that eventually though, it is just gonna smack. It's gonna go. It looks so old. It's like he's probably 50 also. He's got the Birkoff gene in him.

Oh yeah. Look at that. Yeah. What is his ugly son? Oh yeah, he's got a son that has her genes and Rob's genes. Oh yeah. And that's the wrong one. You got her far apart eyes and his small mouth. Yeah, you got her dad's fucking hairline. Oh my god. And then the other son looks like someone just took a roblo play-doh and punched it. That stinks when you mix the world. There they are. A lot of times ugly parents will come together for an attractive kid. Everyone's in a while. That happens at decent amount. Yeah, when you have a roblo and then a good looking woman but not roblo, good looking woman, And then a good looking woman, but not Rob Lowe, good looking woman, you're going to have fun.

Like Tom Brady and Jazzal, their kids and fuck, they're great looking kids. No doubt. Did you see them? They're great look. I mean, when he kissed the kid, I don't blame them. You wanted to kiss them. I mean, you know, I raped and fucked those children. Jesus Christ, Christine.

I got to be honest, I'm not Christine. That is weird to say. I will say, let's take a look. Look at the hair line. They're not as good looking as the hair and the hair. No dude, I'm telling you they're not. No, and they will never live up. Absolutely not.

Same thing with Demi Moore and Bruce Willis. Like the kids just aren't as attractive as they are. Oh, they really are not. Well, they look just like both of them. What is the, what is the daughter's name? Rumor. Rumor. Yeah, well what a dumb name.

And scout. Ugh, why? Why? Yeah, well what a dumb name and scout. Oh, why? Why? I agree with you. Sparrow and chameleon. I hate the way actors have to name their kids like river Phoenix. That bothered me too. And we're a summer bird. I'll say this to you're a summer bird.

I'll say this to Tom Brady stays a fucking second string quarterback. Or has a short career. No one's over hyped on his looks. He's actually got a lot of strange things about his looks. You know, I mean Tom Brady. Are you? Are you? I'm stupid fucking smiley. They were this. No, he's a square head. He's a square headed asshole back off. Jay Jay Brady. He's no Jay one hurts. Dude. He's gorgeous. We had Carson Wentz for years Who was one of the most unattractive men in all a football who constantly? The helmet bottom was just there to showcase his neck zits. He constantly has Tom pretty does have a weird mouth. What? Yeah, for sure. It's look at that tight his top gums and no bottom. It's weird. Yeah, he's got stupid little thin lips It's look at that tight his top gums and no bottom. It's weird. Yeah, he's got stupid little thin lips

Listen that man right that man right there the goat Yeah, the goat you're a gummy smile. How's that let me see let me see a smile Lot of teeth Big old teeth. Oh, maybe big old teeth listen to me. I got to feed those. Hey keep sharp. He's gorgeous bum chin. His chin is insanely awesome. No, his eyes He's got a nice chin with the with the dot in the middle. You guys are just pieces of shit. I mean, I don't understand Fuck you, Jacob. I don't feel like this is going well for me. Not his eyes droop his whole thing. His eyes don't droop going well for me. Not his eyes droop his whole thing. His eyes don't droop.

Well, that Mark Sanchez was super hot. He's a classically, Mark Sanchez sucks. He's a classically handsome fella for sure. You throw a tuxedo on him. He's always gonna look sharp. I met him. He's he's Kennedy good looking.

No, sure. Yeah, in the same way. I don't think JFK Jr. was even good looking of a guy. I don't know why people love them so much. JFK or JFK Jr. JFK Jr.K junior JFK junior The one that died the plane

The one that died yes, yeah, he was good. You're out of your mind. You're out of your mind. You're out of your fucking mind Jay boring hair whole thing Boring here late 80s hair Young Pete Corielli buddy couldn't give a shit. He looks dude. That hair is amazing. And it would have evolved more. I was better looking than that. You're fucking stupid. You're stupid now. You're crazy. Nope. You're being crazy. Jay. Dude, look at his hair. He's here for a Sam Riles better looking than JFK. You had 80s hair that because it was the 80s. He died in the 80s. And by the way, I died in the night. By the way, the pic. By the way, I used Sam Riles an example because Sam Riles again just has kind of like hair hair and he's got a thick brow like that

thick eyebrows and I'm telling you Sam Morell is better looking guy. You're you're creating your audio mind JFK Jr. was one of the hottest human beings ever created no look at him. I'm looking directly in his face Bring up bring up Twice his small lips you oh Jonas is better looking than this guy. He does not have small lips. Can you please zoom in on his lips? He does not have small lips.

He doesn't have somebody talking about. Tom Brady. Zoom in. No, you can't just point at the lips to go small lips. Small lips are almost perfect. They're small. They're perfect. They're touched inside of two.

You know what? You're tucked inside. I'm gonna come against you on this one right there. His lips are not his issue. Thank you. It's his boring fucking face. You're crazy. No character to that face whatsoever are you out of your fucking mind this guy is an impressive bobby this is showing your age dude dude he is gorgeous and every canon

he's a goofy looking at your case we're looking at javk ugly is shit rfk was doofy looking javk is fucking stupid looking i will give you the that. In fact, RfK Jr. might be the most attractive of a lot. Dude, Jr. was gorgeous. JFK was a little goofy, and his brother was a little stupid too. But for the times, they were good looking. And for presidents, they were good looking. Chris Cuomo, good looking fella. Look at the other, you got to eat.

As ball's brother and dad were the ugliest people ever. JFK was four presidents. You understand? Four a president was one of the best looking presidents ever. Like that, RFK Jr., that's a good looking fella right there. That's him. That's RFK Jr. It's a Robert son.

Yeah, he's a good looking guy. Absolutely. I would say that, yeah. Absolutely. Good looking guy, yes. The rest of them are fucking bunch of scuzzed out in bread Boston Fox Yeah, oh, that's why you have to love these people because they're all Boston Yeah, like Boston here. That's what it is. I mean that's what it is. That's not it what it is

I'm just saying you're saying Samarral is better looking than this guy your crazy FK bring up Samarral's face please I won't accept that. Oh my God. That sounds good looking. Are you all right? Christine. All right, that's not a good picture.

Is this plan? Did you guys have a meeting? No, Christine, get away from all these pictures. You've picked every kind of one so far. He is discussed. There you go. Where? He fell right there.

He's not handsome. Sure. He does not look handsome. His patchy facial hair. Ugh. Nope. Good facial hair. Ugh. Nope, good looking guy. Can you zoom in, please? Better looking than JFK Jr.

Luzo Man, please. I would like to see his, look at his eyebrow, his brow look caveman like. Nope. Just like Tom Brady. Your. In fact, also Samorrel, better looking than Tom Brady. Your, I, you're, you're mentally.

I'm not speaking on bodies, I'm not speaking on bodies, right? Did you just show a fucking movie on that thing? Dude, look at Sam's fucking head. What? It's got a good hair line, strong hair line. He does not. He knows his massive, his ears are weird. He knows his small.

His eyebrow hair and his pubic hair connect. That's true. Well, everyone knows he... Brady had work on his hair. Yeah, look. Yeah. Yeah, he did, absolutely, he did. I mean, go to, if you really want the definitive answer on all of this, all the work he said

had done probably Dr. Gary Lincolfe has done a video on it. Okay. I mean, Jesus, H. Well, I mean, if you show that. I mean, I mean, I just back up a little bit. He's in Tampa on that list when he's on Tampa. Tampa looks good. Tampa Brady's hot.

I mean, listen, first year, look at him. He had his teeth fixed while he was in there. For sure. All right, listen, Ram's win, Brady, maybe not as good looking as Tampa Brady. Tampa Brady, I mean, look at that, Brady. This guy isn't thought about if he's a third string quarterback. You're nuts.

It's what he accomplished to that city. And so all these freckle plus fucking ginger. Can I say something? Yeah. You have to put them in the category of what they do. As a quarterback for the NFL, best looking quarterback. Trevor Long. You have presidents, presidents, JFK, best looking president.

And Jimmy G. Huh? He's better looking at him. He's your op alos way better looking than Tom Ray. Trevor Lawrence. Bring up Jimmy. I mean, Jimmy was good looking and he wasn't a good pick. It bummed me out that he didn't read. They didn't take Brady out and replace him with Jimmy G. Cause that would have been two hot quarterbacks one after the other. But yeah, he's good looking. That's a good looking son.

Yeah, but he looks like fucking JFK Jr. What? He looks like the same guy. JFK Jr. looks like that he's still be alive. He wouldn't have to fancy fly planes to impress bitches. Fancy fly playing. You're crazy. That that Brady right there. Well, the one you just brought up, you're nuts. No, that that listen, that is a phenomenal picture of Tom Brady. It is a photo of Tom Brady,

which he's not showing his stupid teeth, which isn't square in all. Talk about stupid teeth. Can we stop about to teeth? Because you had teeth. Yeah, you had dumb teeth. Yeah, he's adorable teeth. He's got good teeth now.

Look at those fucking fangs. Lou hasn't said a word. Louis, I'm so glad you have a football expert. Who is the hottest quarterback? Oh, it's Jimmy G by far. But I'm fine. Okay, but but Lou. That's so

Brady. Tom Brady's a good looking quarterback as far as quarterbacks go. Well, also we have to take you also to break this down. I hate to make it racial, but you have to take this down between black and white quarterbacks. It's a different look entirely. Do you know what I mean? It's an entirely different look. You can't compare Dak Prescott and whatever Dak Prescott came in here in Christine almost had to change

G. Dak Prescott is really hot. Can I see him? I mean he just came in the guys a statue. Yeah, he's a good looking guy. Does he have like blue eyes too? Oh god no, but you probably thought he did. She made them blue. No blue eyes. He's a good looking guy. The guy comes in. He's just a monster. He's a good looking guy. Yeah, he's got beautiful lips Christy likes full lips. Jalen Hertz is gorgeous What's um who's the Atlanta quarterback with the dogs? Michael Vic but Vic is a good looking guy too. Jalen Hertz great look

He looks like a goofy Wayne brother Aaron Rogers. I'll give you that he could be a Wayne brother Yeah, he looks like a goofy one though that didn't make it the one that like manages stuff Michael Vic was definitely good looking good Michael Vic good looking guy For sure, yeah, all these guys better looking than My Michael Vic looks like I mean that he could be like a like a mobster, you know, he could be a new Jack city He's a good. He's a good looking. He's got kingpin of a dog fighting ring face. Yeah. Oh, he was that.

Oh, Sam. I love me, so Michael Vick for sure. I mean, look, can I see the evolution of Tomb Raider? That one way with a show with these baldens is a little. I'm gonna tell you this too. I mean, he does look like he was made in a basement. I'm gonna tell you this too, even with the trans minds of. He's got shitty hair.

What? He got shitty hair. What? He has shitty hair. Oh, I heard you now. Yeah, he does. No, I don't know, I think you're crazy. He's always got a basic, just a little white guy thing going, listen, Tom Brady's a good looking guy, undeniably, but he is nowhere near the best looking quarterback ever.

I think he's, you think, do you think Montana is better looking than Tom Brady? No. Who do you think is better looking than Tom Brady? It as a quarterback. Is a white quarterback? Yeah, you have to say white.

No, I do. Because I'm telling you, it's a whole different level of guys. Sometimes they look cool. The pandemic, NABB, I would say, was not a good looking quarterback. Goofy, huge forehead. Yeah, just goofy looking. I don't know how they got a helmet to get on that fucking. For sure, Goofy looking dude. Terrible. Randall Cunningham was a good looking dude before that

married Whitney Houston married Whitney what does he look like a random Randall cut I mean Montana was stupid. Yeah, he had a dumb face. Yeah, he looks like he should be working with cattle. Yeah, yeah, he sucks. Yeah, his his boy. Yeah, look at that stupid big nose and smile Nick Foles goofy looking until And I don't like Montana's Larry bird haircut Aaron Rodgers good looking dude. He is good looking dude. I don't know I'm fair better looking dude than Tom Brady. Yes, no, no No, no, no, no more manly than Tom Brady are you crazy? You're you're being can you put okay Aaron Rogers are you he looks Like he's missing chromosomes. Yeah, I'm gonna give you this one. Maybe yeah, dude

It's fucking get him with the long hair though. He look at with the long hair. He looks like a retarded shazam Exactly, yeah, he looks pretty cool there. I mean yeah look Navy seal smoking hot No, even as a quarterback not better looking at Tom Brady. Yeah, yes, no, he's not Christine your thoughts She's gonna say yes, cuz she has a beard. He loves the she's the beard. Yeah, she loves that It that looks like Jay on testosterone That's all I'll inject myself a dick hole Yeah, she loves that. That looks like Jay on Testosterone. Oh, there. Is that old tick? That's all that tickle. That's all that tickle.

All it takes. Black loose sent me some good celebrity gossip. I'd like to say dick picks. So yeah. Black loose sent you dick picks. Black loose at you. It was that time. Fucking trash can picks.

That's big dick. Oh, what? Yeah. Yeah. Should we just be more of sugar? Should we go live with this? Yeah, live show. OK. Yeah. I'd like to throw Joe name it into the pile Yeah, Broadway Joe Broadway Joe fucked everybody. Okay, he did bring up Joe name it

But here's a problem with Joe name his chin was to bum chin. Yeah, I he's too much For the time that's what a heartthrob was look at that chest Yeah, but I understand but literally his bum chin looked like an asshole. Yeah, it's too much Yeah, Broadway Joe wasn't the guy and his nose was look like a fucking elbow on the middle of his face I think they're flustered out care. You can't go back in time too much either because then all those guys all look the same Like the bar stars and everything. It's like the same dude over and over again Foss it by the way not that good looking this same dude over and over again. Files it by the way, not that good looking.

What? Brett Farf does. Not thin lips, thin lips, weird nose. Not for the time she was great. Dude, her nose was fucking gross. As far as the angels, the ugliest of the three. She had so much drugs up there. Dude, ugly Jackson.

Dude, ugly Jackson was not a good, she's. Bring it up. They're way better looking. Carol Ad is the best angel of all time. As the original Charlie's Angels, there it is right there. The other two were perfect. Firefoss, it's nose, and lips, fucking gross. The only thing that gave her share,

her is her dumb hair and it was blonde, because everybody loved the blonde. And she wasn't even blonde by the way. That one in the middle is perfect. The one to the right is perfect. Look at her. He checks like a horror to the right is perfect. Look at him. He checks it is not perfect. He's flat.

Look it. Look at Farfaw's it's nose. Zuma non Farfaw's it's. I'm going to tell you that this in that picture, she's not the best for it. No, she's not. The other two. Look it. Look at K-Jack.

Beautiful. The Farfaw's it. That smile when you can see your big fat nip bump through the big bathing suit. It's a pretty great. I'm telling you right now. It's iconic for a reason. when you can see your big fat nip bump through the to the big bathing suit. That's a pretty great. I'm telling you right now. It's iconic for a reason. Cheryl Ladd came in and made her look like a pig and Cheryl and she's beautiful. I'm with you. I'll roll out is the best looking angel. Yeah, Cheryl Ladd was way better looking the far-faw. Stunning. I feel like Cheryl Ladd had too much of a... Like you had the really like she had a very unique look look at that look at right

there look at right there the the brunettes on the right and I love brunettes more than blinds only to the girl on the left is but she's out of all contention she's just boring looking attractive but one on the left yeah she's boring looking attractive she's your mom's friend hot yeah the one all the way on the right um coming around on around on a lot more. Man, she is smoking. And she kept her, she kept that into her late 50s. She was smoking hot. Fairfos said that dignity to die before she got real ugly. Fairfos was not, I mean, as far as the angel, she is the worst. That's what myth was the hot one, not Kate Jackson. She was the flat

one. She did not have the best body. Farathas did not have the best body. Her tits were weird, small. The other two bring up Charlie's angels in bikinis. The other two had way better bodies. Kate Jackson, you would not like Jay. It's Jacqueline Smith and Sheryl Adder, the two hottest angels.

No, I do like her. Jacqueline Smith, not my deal. The angels in bikinis, Jason looks fucking crazy. Well, now she does. She, that's 80, dude. What do you want her to do? She put her fucking eyes

or like on top of her ears. That would, where can you do that? Dude, can we do that? An erection. An erection. If we're still doing the bonfire when we're fit like 60-something. Crazy eye lifts.

We go crazy face. Yeah, and we should do a thing. We should do a marking. So we know it's like, our eyes started here and now they're up face. Yeah, and we should do a good thing. We should do a marking so we know it's like all right. I started here now they're up here. Yeah, but we both get like get at a here Bobby. We wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. We both get teeth. We both get a t3 place, but we do Joe Koi. We do upper on the bottom. Yes. So they're both uppers. I like that. And we don't get any tone. We get them right out of the box white Christine go down your jumping through here too quick Can you do good pictures?

You can you are good pictures go up. There's iconic pictures of Jacqueline Smith and She'll be right there. Farrah Fawcett looks fantastic there a little older because something's going on their face That's her face, but she is that body is killer. Okay, it's it's a killer body, but go to the other angels In the movies and here's Cheryl, who I will say you have viable. That's not Cheryl Ladd. It is not you. No, it's not. Oh, jeez.

It's Shelley Hack. Okay, okay. It looks like Cheryl Ladd to me. And that's not a good picture of Cheryl Ladd that you're pulling up. That is Jacqueline Smith and Cheryl Ladd. Yeah, but that's not good. That's not a good one either. That's not fair to them.

That looks like the two girls from Guys We Fuck. Cameron Diaz by the way. Cameron Diaz. Cameron Diaz and I'll see you. You just been bobbed up. I'll say it loud. Cameron Diaz was hot. One second, right?

Okay, you just give me a second. Yeah Kim Cameron Diaz was hot for a movie and a half dude. She was half a one-mover Huh, I Well the mask she was gorgeous mask was she was gorgeous something about Mary was But by the way even though she was hot something a Mary there was still a thing of her. She was girlfriend hot. She wasn't like movie star hot it seemed like and then she just became like a skinny baggy skinned old person like one day later. Yeah, I don't get it. But because she was never that they they gave her a pushup rod in the mask. She was a little heavier in the mask. So she had some you know, her face is stunning. Yeah. Well, no,

she's actually, I met her at the Menetta Tav, and she used to date Matt Dillon, who used to hang out, who was in New Yorker guy, and they were at the Menettaver one night, and she has, she has like acne scars. She has, yeah, she has a lot of makeup on there.

She dated Matt Dillon after something about Mary. Yeah, they dated for a while. Yeah. Yeah, they usually have shares. I mean, not- Well, I would tell myself in the mirror, I also bring it back, Brett Farve. Always overrated looks. Yeah, he's just like a pumpkin, plain guy.

This guy just like a guy who should work in a dungery store, a Duluth trading company. We gotta take a quick break, everybody. You know how it works. We'll be right back, though. It's Robert Kelly, Big Jogerson. It's the Bob Fire. Welcome back to the Bob Fire, Faction Talk Series X-M10 Kelly, Big Jogerson. It's the bottom fire.

Welcome back to the Bond Fire, Faction Talk Series X, I'm one of the three Big Jogerson Robert Kelly. We're going through the hottest quarterbacks, which I'll say a thousand times is not Tom Brady. I'm telling you right now, Tom Brady, as far as quarterbacks. There's nobody white dudes, go white dudes. Okay, now we're back on white dudes. Okay, remember you didn't want to play this game before but I'll jump back into the white. I was nervous. Don't be. Black Lou is looking at me weird. No.

You know, you're the earth to take these these gorgeous statues of black men out of the running. You're talking about goofy fucking white guys. Who's better than Tom Brady black loot your thoughts see with Garoppolo There are these things. There's memes that come out where they put women's hair on him in other NFL quarterbacks He's still hot as a war just yeah, do that with Brady probably still hot no they've done it That is a good way to find it if a guy is good looking put make him a woman I am not good looking about tell you what people have made me know a pretty hot chicken a couple pictures. I think you're good looking Jay. But there's some goodies right there. I think you know what I think about you? I think you're adorable. How's that? I like that. I mean I think you're stunning. I think you're fucking stunning. What are we doing? Let's fucking stop. Let's go do this. What's

the fuck we dip in our own time right now? right now fuck that. Yeah. There's a table right here We could both be on at the same time You know It was a Admiral Levine when he's a girl Tom Brady. Tom Brady's cute as shit That's cute. You don't think that's good. Look. I'll say this. Admiral Levine's aging great really I saw a picture her in a bikini the other day. He looks killing it. She looks so good.

I never thought she was hot like young. I should never really stuck it stood out to me, but she's aging fucking phenomenal. Yeah, but you gotta take her clothes off. She's got all those slices on her arms and her skateboard knees. Oh, definitely for sure. Yeah, I mean, I'll go to her in a bikini if you wouldn't mind

because these aren't good pictures. Yeah. Thank you. There it is. That green one. Mm hmm. Not about that. Now you're wrong. I don't know. He just stops egg. I don't know. Dude, come on. It's great. No, she looks pretty great. Can we hang on for a second? Go on. Can we hang on for a second? What? Flatfooted? Go on. Yeah. No bump in the belly. Uh, sexy bikini cut nice tits look full. Fat knees. Okay. She heard. She does have weirdly straight legs. I will say she doesn't have very shapely legs. Yeah. Arms are fucking weird. Why is she why

is she posing like that? What is that a thing? Why not? Let me see another picture of her naked. I mean, in the beginning. She does have very narrow hips. Listen, the point is I would. Dude, I mean, Great news, Avril Lovine. I would.

That's... She looks really pretty. She does look very pretty. Now, if she was your girlfriend, Bobby, be pretty stoked. Yeah. Yeah, she looks great. I like that you got out of that stupid punk, that little, you know,

hot topic buckle store, fuck it. Oh yeah, and like a tank top with neck tie. Yeah, but she became a woman. She's got a, you know, being kind of sexy. Yeah, she got fucked out by the guy from Nickelback and then the guy from Sum 41. I think Flip reversed that. Yeah, and then you got Lyme disease and fucking almost died. Did she live disease? Yeah, do she left the business because she was sick as shit For years, yeah, for years she got sick and then she came she actually came out of her cocoon as a beautiful young woman

That's good. She was married to Chad Kroger from Nickelback crazy. That's crazy. Yeah, she did it that weird dude. What's his name? Derek. Oh, wait a second. She did a Brody Jenner. Let's go to her dating history because she's got a stupid one. Yeah, she always dated guys that spit. You know what I mean?

That type of dude. But it took big longer as first thing. Yeah, I hate it. I hate it too. Just smelly, spitty guys. All right, who'd she go from? Go down. Whoa. she go from go down? Whoa Can I say for rockers and rappers? Can I say something? Yes Kelly Clarkson and

Avila Levine I I like their music. I know you do. I do. This is a good song Skater. Not listen. Let it kick in for a second. You here here. You already you go to Jeep You're in a rubum tops down You know Christina. Here you go, ready? You got a Jeep. You're in a Rubo, it tops down. You're in Christina driving the baby builds. Right? Wind's coming. It's like a Rubo wind, 85.

But you feel cool and hot. You got your ice diet, Duncan. You're Duncan going to ice coffee. Take a sip. Sun's going down. You're heading back to the hotel. You're going to do dinner, but you're gonna take a little nap first Yeah, whoo you fly it speed limits 55, but you don't know because you can't read Dutch

Take going around a rotary now you going over one of those cool bridges Yeah, ah now you're in town. What's your wife looking at you like while this is happening? Like I'm a fucking... A bag? A real bag? I'm a real bag. All her lyrics describe a guy who looks nothing like me. That's not true, you look like that in a second.

Nothing. I'm not her type. You could be. You could be if we get you. She's not into... I want to hear the song where she talks about old men who talk about who's the best Batman Jacob I like the idea of you and a tank top of the neck tie I think you could be her type. Yeah, you should get a wife better. It's suspenders

All right, let's go down and look at her dating history Jesse Cole burn all right looks like an asshole. Yeah. He's definitely an ass hole. But he got her to good time though. I bet she was, I bet she has a traumatized childhood that led to some good young fucking. You know what I mean? I don't know. Yeah. She was Canadian. They look like they had some trauma, but it's just all bullshit. They seek warmth from each other's ass holes with fingers. All right. What band is he from? Oh, he's in her band. Okay. That makes sense though. Like I moved in big time. Derek Wibbley is one of the ugliest people in the world.

Derek Wibbley, who I mean, face just looks like the word London. He really does. And I got just like, yeah, he looks like a like like Gordon Ramsay in a funny mirror. Yeah, she definitely got warts from him. Absolutely. Whatever she got she got it from him. I Think that because he doesn't shower ever he smells after showers. It doesn't matter fuck a year Yeah, in between his balls are yellow. It's yellow skin. Oh Yeah, it's just colored. Yeah, I bet his ass hole is not the right color either. Look at her, she's smiling like she can smell him in the photo.

She smells them, she knows this is good for biz. Yeah, she got little tiny gooby titties on that one. Yeah, I think she got a, did she get a boob job? Maybe, because those are little's, and they did get biggies. Yeah, she may have had kids. That guy always is dehydrated too, because he'd never drink water. It's just alcohol and cigarettes. That guy hung is dehydrated too because he'd never drink water. It's just alcohol

and cigarettes. That guy hung in there. Damn. That guy hung in there for 17 to 21 with her. Dave kids. I don't think she has kids. Really? Just them to taste. So. Okay, keep going. Brandon Davis. No idea who that is. Oh, no, but good looking guy, little weird. He kind of looks like a crumb on the ground off from good looking body. Can I see? Something's wrong with his face. Well, he's very good looking. I bet he's English.

You see English? He looks English. Is he from England? I'm going to say he is from here. He has an English face. Very possibly English. Who is he? I think he's from England. Very possible. I

want to say England again. Can I say England one more time? You can. Where do you think he's from, Bobby? I think he's from England. Okay, that's a good guess. Let's tell him the board. I think he's from LA. England. Yeah, he looks like one of those strokes guys like a New York East Village fucking dildo. Can I say say something LA LA guy and an England guy very somewhere too tight a leather jacket like assholes their shirts are too big under their little jackets and they all smell on purpose did you find it where it's from I'm like it's not loading I feel like if you look at the

different direction I feel like he's the hang out with Paris Hilton. Probably. If he's from England, yeah, I'm checking out. I don't know, it was from England. I think he just trusses like a English dildo. I felt we should get Christian some afferent. I got an afferent. Oh, every one of these,

the ones when they just say source, they get their information from source. Yeah. It's all the same nonsense They're having a good time. They're getting to know each other It's like anybody It's meaningless these sources. Yes, as a source. Oh, they they give no information no information. They're getting to know each other Understood All right, who's breaking the Davis? Kristina was plenty of time.

Let's go up to see the next person. I don't know. I'm looking at this, but it's pulling up info. There's a country star named Brandon Davis. And I'm getting a much information on him. Mm hmm. Okay. Well, it seems like he's a watcher.

Look up. Why don't you look up Brandon Greasy Bear Davis? Because that's what it says. His nickname is Brandon Greasy Bear Davis, because that's what it says, his nickname is. Brandon Greasy Bear Davis. Or Brandon Dildo Davis. Or Brandon Dildo Davis might come up now that I've put it out there in the ether. How Brandon Dushbag, Deboy Davis?

Deboy Dick Bag Davis. Greasy Bear had to turn up something, right Christine? You got it, I already know you have it already. Yes, he plays it from. He's a moronic hypocritical greasy bear. Uh, the case of the greasy pot calling the bumbling drunk kettle, Middle Eastern. We're talking about actually went down at Paris, Hilton's hot birthday party, which her B F, her BFF or her then BFF,

Brandon Davis made an ass out of himself standard. Only this time when he mocked American Idol judge Paul Abdul because of her middle Eastern ancestry causing her to leave early. He forgot a key fact. He's also middle Eastern. Oh, shit. A witness at the party told the New York Daily News at the time. Davis kept on saying their last name over and over again and then would insert his man made up version of an Arabic language.

Classy. Well, it turns out that Brandon Davis' real name isn't actually Brandon Davis. It's Brandon Zareef. His father is Nebils, Zareef known as Bilo. He's a Turkish American wine importer. Christine hates him now. Davis, she's blind to the Turks. He's so dumb.

Davis, who closely resembles a roasting pig that a bear or of Greece uses mother Nancy's maiden name also that it was like grandfather oil tycoon Marvin Davis. So he's just he's a rich kid. He's a rich kid. I would have to give this to Lou rich kid LA. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck him. All right. You win. He wrote the girls come while creator. Okay. Shut up. Greasy bear. He wrote the girls come while creator.

Okay, shout out greasy bear. Recibeir is not from that Dan's out washing to movie greasy bear. And they're hurt before. Remember that movie where he was, um, uh, he, the girl got kidnapped. Man on fire. And she went greasy bear. What is the, what she has a teddy bear? What is his name?

Greasy bear. I named him after socialite Brandon Davis, the Greasy bear. Go down to her next relationship. She really has bad taste. I will give a life. Our life looks like it's crazy bear. Greasy bear. Greasy bear. Greasy bear. Greasy bear. That's right. There it is right there. Great movie.

Wilmer Von DeLambombola that guy makes sense Maybe Christina's a thing For pedophilia lately. Have you noticed this guys? Yeah, she's really against pedophilia. Yeah, it's a her new thing Yeah, she's so woke. She's on a real kick. She's on a real Christine's in a real super anti-pädophile kick. Yeah, like I'd be careful. Christine's in a real super anti-petophile kick, which is like, get over yourself. There's other stuff out there. It's just behind people's backs. She said not publicly.

Wilmer Vaughn Belombelah. I hate his name too, but this guy dunked his dick in all the goodies in the 90s. Everyone. That's actually the trophy she wants. Because he was on a huge show, so he was very wealthy. And he was also the surprise pick because he plays a goofy looking character on the show. As soon as they stop filming,

he grows a five o'clock shadow and uses his real hair and he's stunningly handsome. And he talks in an accent. That trophy she won is actually his cock. It's a tongue. Yeah, his cock looks like a tongue. Ew. Farners.

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