The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Sexy Banshee

Episode Date: July 9, 2021

Technical problems interrupt the group's Cosby reaction. Jay and Jacob go goo goo for the sexy starlets on the show "Banshee."Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com#CrackleCrackle 

I'm Dan Soder. I'm Big J. Ocroson and welcome to the Bonfire Podcast. You can hear our full show every day on SiriusXM. Go to SiriusXM.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocroson and Dan Soder. Where's Black Lou? No Black Lou's out today. He's out today?

What's going on? Is it because of Cosby? Is it a mommy? Oh, is it a mommy daughter dance he has to go to? No black loose out today. He's out today. What's going on? This is because of Cosby. Is it a mommy? Oh, is it a mommy daughter dance? Yes to go to? Come on, why don't you guys laugh at my jokes about Lou having to do girl stuff with this kid? Thank you evil Jacob. He will Jacob loves it. I don't like the energy this. I was letting the joint aerosol I would have laughed this crowd's all spent from being upset about Cosby getting out. Oh, and now I'm free and I'm gonna take all the pussy. It's time to get back to the zippin' and the zippin' and the bipin' and the bipin' and the bipin' Oh, if you, Jenna, fire up the copter.

I'm gonna rain down old blind dick on all these people. The zippin' and the zippin' and the zippin' he came out, he should do a full super villain take over every screen good evening My name is Bill Cosby and I am a rapist Your buzzer. I'm kind of all the buzzer. He got out of technicality. I didn't know that. I was Technical from a civil case in I think like 2008 or something. Yeah, he fucking popped out man They got he got that call he was he was working on material in a cell

You ever known to the D block and you realize that them motherfuckers don't play around and then someone's like bill You have a visitor have Have I was like Cosby show shit like another old man shows up challenge the wife of the people he molested Oh, you're all 80 also. Yeah, I know I'm saying these old men coming As you put your hands on my damn wife you shot him a bitch Man, they should let him that would be awesome old fights get it on the next trill card trailer Yeah, it's gonna nice bracket system going with some up don't say the B word around Jacob. Oh shit Sorry Jacob. Get a nice tournament style. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, all. Bill Cosby, again, this happened like legalization

of weed recreationally in New York. It just shows up one day. I didn't know Bill Cosby was in the works of getting out. I don't think anyone did. Just today, all of a sudden, they're like, oh, messed up, never mind, you're out in a couple hours. In the Bill Cosby Bayo that they write in 10 years. There's going to be a hungry young lawyer play and then being like, we got it.

Call up the cause. It was, ah, it's not going to work all you zip it and you zoom in. It's a Zammett and you're bopping. It's, it's a difficult process with the navigating in the laws and the bylaws and all the counts and all the amendments to the laws. Well, I can't leave my junkyard band that has started to sell block me. So I got some young men that I got to pull up their pants. I did much Malfan, the other one, and Crazy Bill, and the other thing, it is it, but it

a boop, but it a boop. I'm guessing Bill Cosby doesn't have a lot of pull with young inmates. Oh, no, they loved them. Are there any reports on how he was treated in prison? Oh, he was kicking ass. I think he was teaching classes. He was giving Bill Cosby talks. He put on a sweater and sitting in a circle and he'd be like, you guys are out there with guns and knives and you zip it and you boot. You might notice I only got three words I do for Bill Cosby.

My sweater was made of phone book because I am not allowed contraband. Technically, a sweater is contraband. Now, I'm shopping the spoon so I can stick it into an MS-13 members neck to get my respect. Now, an alienation captain comes into the yard and I got to show my respect. There's an area now. An area nation captain comes into the yard and I got a show on who's who. Next thing I know, I'm dropping this open to show and the guy is keeping on me and the zippin' and the bopper and the boopper and the zippin'. You're in the lunch line and when you stick on my whisper

and do it, you're gonna see my son and the zippin' and zippin'. He took my manhood from me that day with the boopper and the bop and zip it this happened in their decision Wednesday the judges wrote that caster felt that quote he would not be able to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that cause be drugged and raped constant which was that one of the sixty cause be sixty I want to see her

no man why judge wrote that they were I want to see her. I want to see her. No, man. Why? I judge wrote that they were. Oh, I was just kidding. I'm trying to come down. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I say things. That's good. How's that? That's perfect. On many levels. Great. Well, I guess everyone else just peel outer than me. Huh? That's the best troll. What did you say?

I'm going to be a lot of misjokes and be like, God damn it, Lou! I can't. Is Danny even in am I monitors? Because if I'm either Danny, but am I monitors, please? I'm voice busting. It's hard for me to wear the same tops as you go. Man, is he gonna do comedy again? Yes.

What if he came out with an hour? What if he came out with an hour that was just undeniable? What if Cosby came out with a front to back 60 minutes? That's the girl he got Scorney weaver. Yes, the one you weaver goes bus Zool He fucks all he goes she will not stay down with the sleeper pills. Oh, man These pictures are not for her current pictures. Not very good. He goes now keep them on I was accused this right back in the 70s when

Body was bippin in the backappin in the zippin. He's defending his allegation. Yeah, I didn't do it. But if I did, it would have been a long time ago when she was young. Girl, everything was up in the pop out of the boopin. You never know how the balls go

to bounce all the women of the night. I always say, take a good look at the mother. You can see from the mother. If the nose going to go zippin, then he's going to go zippin in the popin. He's out. What are the first thing that you do fucking had a putting pop yeah secret stash dude they don't make him anymore they open the briefcase there

is one putting pop it's lit up it's the celebration put a pop a set if I ever get put away in jail going when I come out I'm gonna suck it. Are you impressed? I made a myself as well When it like top you see it's the soul and then it goes on yeah, and then my soul's time to put I love the point I the soul and I get to the bed. Yeah, dude. It's it's a Has anyone big publicly been like yes? Theo Yeah Vanessa Rudy the whole family probably pretty stoked he goes yeah, Felicia Rashad your next soul, but hit list I'm gonna move you have

On the turn on me and you boobie you bobbin this is similar to one of mafia boss gets out of prison I'm gonna murder everybody. I got a lot of things to put in order back in my house Do you think it do you think his wonky smoke eye goes normal the second it comes out? Oh, yes, this guys are so sorry, but it just with his eyes focuses in. I've been I've had slightly entire time. I've been doing some thinking to be continued. Um, what's this? Fliessery shot says something?

No, this is him coming when you're great when he got out. Oh, it's this we're shot. Oh, Okay, everybody We want to thank the Pennsylvania State Supreme Court as I mentioned earlier for Rebuing Mr. Cosby's appeal, but also seeing the life seeing the lies seeing that Mr. Cosby had immunity this US citizen who served our country in the Navy. Not just in the Navy, but he served our country with so many different

ways to live with him. Hold on, it's so funny when you add stuff into trying to cover up a rapist. You're like, he also would, it was so nice to everybody and using the Navy. He was a scout master for years. That's something. Oh, he's gonna go home tonight. He's gonna put that big fucking bee pen inside cameo. Remember the bee pen? What's the bee pen from? Help me out, though. You know this for sure. What's the bee pen from help me out low? You know this for sure Was that was reading not reading rainbows that on Cosby show and he would come out and tell I need to connect things with that giant bee pen I don't know dude That was the best my I didn't grow up in a racist household whoa

James pretty done a lot Jay doesn't see color my family watched Cosby show my family only watched the Jefferson's because we wanted to get on up I saw myself in Theo. Yeah, no, you see you're just Rudy and now I saw myself in Peter actually remember Yeah, fucking fat Peter who just wore the same color sweats And then you wanted to get on the knee ride with everybody else, but he could and then he's fat and that was the big joke to Bill Cosby Yeah, body shaming a child by making it the joke that he couldn't lift his fat body on his fucking knee Yeah, you Bill Cosby you should be in jail still I know them all you know that you don't think I know Shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, shabu, me and Jacob and Chris Yeah, and then like Jacob like solos and we just look at him like that's Jacob. Oh How much do you think they're cost

Re-shoot the costume showing show with us with bonfire nothing at all Gast digital Teemo shoot. Yeah, but got to make it like I want to make it look exactly the same. Damn dude you came at Gast digital studio. Yeah I did like that. Damn I want I want to recreate it. You can't do it. Yeah I know I agree.

Shabbat, abat, abat, abat. I want to use that one too. It's got to be that one. Or I'll do the extreme like dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. When they had like the like they're doing a stage play. Yeah. That wasn't the later and everybody pulls on both sides. Or I'll do the extreme like ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt believed that Dwayne Wayne was trying to bang her. He never, she never gave in. Sinbad's fucking the other, the resident advisor. The whole cause of the fucking house. It was born apart.

They let us be the universe. Marisa Tome, did that hurt her in? Is that how? Never mind. I was thinking Marisa Tome, that was 91. When was my cousin Vinny? Did she go right from Cosby Show to Oscar? Hmm.

That's a good question. That was definitely her coming out. That was definitely her coming out party. Yeah. Also known as Pete's Mom in the King of Staten Island. Yeah. That's right. Oh man, that's gotta be exciting. It's gotta be exciting to work with a celebrity who you have seen naked before.

Yeah. I mean, I love your criteria on your couch with your leg crossed like that is perfect. That is fun. I like to work with Starlet who I've seen in the nude. Well, haven't you, you've definitely banged out to any porn star you've ever been to. Or at least give it a shot. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely.

You're like, that's standard. Oh, well, I met them like, we shook hands. They said things. Yeah, I similarly will do that with athletes in video games. If I meet an athlete and that teams on a video game, I'm playing with that guy. Oh, really? Yeah.

I told you that back fired on me, remember that story? Which basket? Oh, yeah. And I was like, your number one receiver on my team. If some reason that slot stays open for me and you're my leading receiver in team, because she was like that in number one receiver on my team. If some reason that slot is stays open for me, and you're my leading receiver team, which was like that in real life. You know, no, and then you like,

you know, we both should have forgot more seconds than you went to Best Biz, and then just later, like an hour later, not even, we were leaving. And when I was leaving, he was like, Hey man, you guys, you sound on the number one guy and you're hammered on your med team, huh? And I was like, oh yeah, dude completely And he was like

Wish it was like that in real life. Oh, it was like a whole different like tone to the other sad tone Shibu Where's the theatrical one low? Yeah, his numbers could be in the hundreds Crazy of victims then. Yeah, his numbers could be in the hundreds. Crazy victims. Bill Cosby. I mean, you're talking about decades. Yeah. Yeah. I'll get all that uptown Saturday night pussy. He got all this Cosby show rapes ghost ad put cause be yourself Leonard part six

plus. You know, many girls there are to give drinks to you know me thirsty women there are literally on all those sets if those were filmed in the summer These numbers can be triple Do you know it's a perfect it's a perfect storm if you can't as flirty years the humidity down there Oh my god You can give so many people drinks what we're saying is we can't as flirty years, the humidity down there. Oh my God, you can give us so many people drinks. What we're saying is we can't track the numbers. It's too big. It just goes all the way to the top of the ladder.

What if I told you that his rape radius was larger than anything else? Yeah. A total planet killer. His rape, everyone. Oh man, Christine, woman's opinion, true story right now. Planet killer He's raped everyone Oh man Christine woman's opinion true story right now. There's a guy who's raped a lot of women You're one of them. Does it make it better than it's a celebrity? No Well, I mean yeah, but then you can at least point a finger to who it is easier to the layman. And then you're Christine. The girl got raped by, I don't know.

Fucking John Goodman. Oh, you put that out there. And Connor would never do such a thing. Nor would King Ralph. You're right. I imagine that's when they rape you to show you what a homo you are. Oh, Christine. But this is different.

Bill Cosby, anybody try to take his butt and jail So I bet one I bet one guy took a shot. I bet there was one loose kid Why are you grabbing on my hips then you guys you dick all bounce it on the butt with the pop it is a bipin Get your soapy weenie out of a butt hole Closer to damaging me not gonna suck you putting pop with the thing in the bipin the bomb. Hey bill Here's how things go around here, here's how things go around it. Now here's how things go around it. You're gonna get on your knees and suckin' on that.

Christine, you can get raped by just some dude. Or you're one of Paul Giamatti's 700 victims. Doc, why you gotta be Paul? Paul's a good man. It's just hypothetical, Dan. Okay, we'll make it someone that I don't have to see. Ugh. Okay. Hypothetical Dan, okay, we'll make it someone that I don't have to see Okay, it's you get raped by some dude or Mike Vecchion That's a My house has been tense I'm giving it to somebody now so I told Josh yeah, I go I don't want to yell Christine anymore for anything when we I don't want to fight with Christine this summer

Yeah, so I go I just get somebody though, dude. Someone's got to get it. So will you judge was damn Hey, you're being so negative on me today. Yeah, I got to give someone the shit Well, I can't give it to you anymore. Okay, fine you Are we raped by a serial rape as he was just some dude? No, I just say Dolph Lungren went back to some dude. No, well No, it has to be some dude or or Dolph Lungren. I don't know. Okay. Dolph Lungren. That's not big enough. There's no money There was no money. I don't even put yourself to that Exactly

I'm furious at the answer you gave but That's for another time. Oh, damn Spark my number. I'm sure if you tell me he's Ivan draggo He's a but she said oh, but I also think she knows who I've been draggo is no, I know rocky for the big Russian. Yeah, give it all to her You give it all to your things you're dancing on his legs on cross Colleo creed Yeah, the one who murdered during an exhibition. Yeah, and it was supposed to be an exhibition Christine easier one you just brought me right to the main thing here. You can get raped by a zero-way pest You're one of many who is just some dude or

Slice the loan had you in one of his Daliens is When he when he was filming stopper my mom will shoot stop my mom will shoot so he's dapper at this point But still I mean just ripped from head to toe shredded shredded peel leave it and Peel, leave it. And I think he's got a thickie on an upswing. Go ahead. All that. Getting raised by somebody everybody loves seems like the worst thing. The war. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I'm not saying, you know, I said, what? I said, poor Dan's going gonna be a mixer now on the ones and two Dan's fine Christine. I was just saying get a little closer. Oh, yeah, I'm seeing you closer

Dan down Christine up Jacob down J up Cosby out Cosby out I Go see them sorry being raped by someone everybody loves, but you're one of many by the way So everybody loves them, but he's going down because he's a bad person I think I'd still take that unknown come on just because of the public I don't even know I don't hear it all now now you're off

Your microphone is off Success I hate this I hear you great. I This is fine. I think your headphones maybe my headphones stick my headphones going out They might be they might be eating shit. I think you're good now Sorry, yeah, it's gotta be that it's gotta be Think it's the headphones got to be got to be the headphones got to be headphones Christine I think what you're saying is foolish one again zero civil case Well, now you know what you've already chosen yeah, you'll be right by some dude Who lives in a fucking some guy who pays a weekly rate at a shitty motel?

Fun civil case? Can you believe I got away with all of those stop-a-mama shoot ribs? That was a good time for me girls were pretty dumb. I took what I wanted They think they want to be raped by just some guy Cosby's out there just lurking Christine we go to Pennsylvania at Eastern and are you gonna be worried? You love taking drinks from old black strangers I just made some fresh lemonade and boy, I'll tell you with that sour get you to mouth Talk to the book and the beepin of the bopin moustache old man. Of course. I'll have it

Then she drinks it you were really it was me milk I'll be takes his he takes his regular eye color contact out There's a milky I am a weight Yeah, I am a way. Oh, no, no. Pink, pink. Pink. Little solid glass. I'm like the bad guy in last action.

Now, I'll go to sleep and then get prepared for the boop and the zippin' and the beep and the bop. Did we already make that joke that he puts in different eyes for different rapes? Like, no, like the bad guy in a golden child? They're like last action hero. I was out of my eyes, yeah. It's like, fuck.

He's like, I think I might be the same guy. Yeah, maybe. Who knows? It's the same bad guy in golden child was out of was yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah So I can't wait to be back in studio. Yeah, there was almost now I was starting to think that they they got us all fucking Wild and fucking I don't know that they just up and I will tell you this that day was fantastic I can't believe the lack of equipment fixing that has knock on on there I Mean it's insane that I put those headphones on every headphone sounded like straight bullshit garbage It's the New York hub of serious XM, Pandora, Stitcher, Stitcher mid-roll.

L.A. has coffee machines that'll write you a pilot. That's how nice their studios are. Our headphone jacks don't work well. Yeah, at a radio place. It reminds me of in action movies in the 90s when they would clearly film an LA They did this in Lionheart, but then to make it New York. They just made it shitty. Yeah, that's what Studios are though like really L.A. Studios, but just you know, it's New York Damn, L.A. Studios are fantastic now. Yeah, but they used to blow they did used to blow but they upgraded

I guess New York can go fuck itself. Damn. They just covered the whole floor below us right before the pandemic. Yeah, there were nail. They do LA trip as a family. Yeah, at some point, go out there and do a week out there because I'm telling you guys, Lou, you're

going to be blown away by what's happening up there. Right out there. Oh, yeah, dude, the board's got it. You're gonna be like Doc Ock, you're gonna get like arms, can I plug myself in? Yeah. You're solving future crimes.

Remember that computer? That's what the board looks like. Yeah. There's holograms in front of you. It's crazy. You could fog the glass that like so. You can also watch how Jacob dies. Yeah, you can.

You can find out how Jacob dies. I don't know if you want to find that out also better chance of finding your loopers there Real quick they do have a looper policy You see him you got to take him out you got to kill him or that is gonna start a whole windfall a promise for everybody I saw that preview for the supremeos movie that's coming out. Yeah, it looks so boring What the trailer was boring to me? I don't give a fuck I watched the pranos movie that's coming out. Yeah, it looks so boring. What? The trailer was boring to me. I don't give a fuck. I watched the pranos.

I liked it a lot. Am I saying it wrong? The sopranos. And I don't know. And I, I, I'm, I'll see the movie. And like, I'm even willing to like, because I didn't jump into like season. How many seasons the pranos were there?

Nine. Nine, right? I think I jumped in for the last six. Six. Oh, I overshot. Is there six? Six seasons only. It, I overshot is there six six seasons over It was it was filmed in my hometown guy. All right. It was six. I got something Nick Yes, yes

Six seasons so I probably watched the last Two or three and I like I like I looked forward to it every week when I went I didn't go backwards on it ever So I'm almost willing to do it again to watch movie But that movie for if you know the things you know I Know it's like Christopher's dad is his mentor In the movie maldassanti or whatever dickie maldassanti, but besides that that nothing in that trailer was giving me I know if someone watches the show there with there was a dexter movie the trailer would have things and it don't make me go I do that they're talking about that thing. Yeah guys come back or I had nothing in this to made me go well except for

To realize that Gandalfini's kid is unfortunate looking To go on. I think it's gonna be a great actor either. Yeah, he's really good. He was in the juice on HBO Yeah, it's a little wooden for me. All right, wow, we're getting really torn apart. I didn't realize it was going to be such a it's just one of those things that listen, I wanted to talk that shit when ice cubes on play ice cube and straight out of the content, but really helped you sink into the movie more. How much you look like him. Yeah, the eyebrows of Gandalfini's kid look just like I mean

It looks like Gandalf. It looks like young Tony soprano for sure So the casting is fantastic that way I was my assumption is more that they gave him the part because he's his kid more than he's a good actor That would make sense and I'll tell you what they got pictures. I'm here in real life not a bad looking kid at all But not at all, but that look they make him do is awful. They look like a little fat Jack Black. It looks like the tenacious D prequel. He's like, he ain't gonna sit with my friends sometimes. Hey, I like, I like getting speakers.

Damn, of all times we need Joe Madarice. This is it. I haven't, I didn't watch sopranos all the way through. I did like season one, I've watched, and then I think three and four, and then important episodes. So I want to watch it before I see it. And the ending, I did what everybody did with that ending, I was like, sure, like once it happened, I was like, what? That's stupid.

And then they were like, that's his life. Or they did the throwback to like the lights just go out. They were talking about death a couple of episodes before, maybe a season before or something. And he says, when it happens, like, what happened? There's like nothing. There's nothing. But the lights just go out, like at one point. Yeah. These are some of the screen just goes black. And it's just like, there's nothing. The lights just go out like at one point. Yeah. He's sort of like the screen just goes black. And it's just like that's the thing.

So the idea is either he died or like, they were just showing it. It's like his life will never be not living in pure paranoia of everybody walking through the door and coming up on, you know. I just loved his breathing. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, that's us. There wasn't quite enough graphic sex in it for me. I gotta tell you this banshee show is if Christine wasn't next to me, I'd probably just start pounding dick in the middle of these episodes. I mean, everybody dicking down everybody just by mean, they don't have a sex scene. There is not a girl on that show that's not hot. And then at some point you're gonna go, I'm talking about we're in season three now.

So I'll tell you by season three, we could also tell is the other actors who aren't homelander, just like the other random slubs and new guests that come on the show, they're definitely saying to the, and their contract like you know on some of that let me guess some of that because now everyone now the bald cop is is going

back and fucking his ex-wife constantly and she's out of his league pretty with a great body they show her getting railed the main girl gets real constantly the omnisgross fucking her own uncle and that's got somehow was fucking her own uncle and that's got some hell haha all right well now i look i know to look for that what is your own on michael she's so hot

jake of those are real name i bet haha jake what's her real name i love niki denky follow her on instagram now i can't remember why Why am I blanking? Hold on. Because you're a liar. No, no, no, no, no, I watched the show. I watched the show when it was on. Yeah, this would be a hard.

That would be a hard show. Hit it with that hipster. I'm happy I can binge all four seasons because I'm glad I could binge watch all four seasons because this one has cliffhangers where I'm like really have like I got to watch the next step they they it's dark I mean forget all the section aside. It's like a really good like fucking dark crazy show. I don't want to say the now It gets I don't want to I don't want to give you my opinion of the last season. It sucks Yeah, it gets really stupid. Yeah, but I mean everything

does, but it's only eight episodes last season. I'm enjoying see I'm enjoying these. I'm enjoying these. God damn it. Lily Simmons. Yeah. She was a guest model. Oh, that makes sense. But dude, I'm telling you, this girl goes pussy lip snake it in a few scenes Yeah, like the shit like the silhouette of her butt naked, but not a full silhouette and the fucking the M dude They get to see the M you can see that M. You can see that medium You see that meat W Meat down We're gonna meet Yeah, and that's not a term, the meet W.

You're gonna throw up the, you're gonna throw up the ice cube, what's I connection? No, you don't cross it over. No, it's just next to each other. That's the fucking meet dub right there. Yeah, kind of like water burger. You got the camel toe in the middle, and then the thighs touch. Go get a water burger.

Get a little water burger. Yeah, she gives pussy lip in it. The other girls got tits and beef. Now, Dan, I will tell you this. I don't want to shoot shy away from the show. It's why I'm telling you. It's also very violent and good and dark. Because I got to tell you two seasons and like three

episodes in. There's not a big titty to be seen in this town or on this cast. Everyone's got parking small tits, but they're great. But please, they're great. I don't want to walk away from show before great. All right. All right. I'll perk you. The titty's are so lovely. They are. But I'm telling you, dude, they're little. You're going to have to really be into ass tight stomach and gorgeous faces because the titshow this is not. Jacob any word of a set of big ones in season four? Uh, no, but I thought Lily Simmons was was pretty good, Jay.

No, no, Dan, I haven't want. Dan likes tits. Jacob, that you would probably call gross. What? The kind of city that if like, if they, like if they if they laid him on a newspaper the funny papers would come off under their tit That's a tit sweat that's it. Yeah, that's what Dan. I'm gonna agree with Jay actually in that case Well, I'm still on board. I don't I don't like you guys we can make the very the deputy he's like the deputy he's with She has a face at least,

she's gonna have like a boring body. And then she's got an unreal body also. Yeah. When was the show? And they all fuck constantly. That's gotta be a discriminately fucks every character comes in the show. Even there's,

there are the enemies on the show and a lot of ways are the native americans such are imitating life uh... now the native american and there's a girl a native american girl who is stunningly hot and i think even just on a one-off fucked him also

that does it look like he wrote the show yes if you said he wrote the show where he got to call the sex teams i I would say that Anthony star homelander. When he got that role, he was like, you're just gonna let me get to do this. That's about that Annabelle from Cloverfield. Huh? That's Odette Annabelle from Cloverfield. That's who that is. Oh, the Indian. Yeah. The native girl.'s gorgeous gorgeous she's been pussy outnaked Dan that's gotta be but I gotta be honest with you Dan stressfuls fuck to know you're gonna be

filmed naked all the way down the little lips I'm telling this dude I just another set of coasters for tits I mean they're not big at all but they're delightful she looks like a young bd1 no not so much but I see what you're saying Jacob and that they have very ethnic eyes. Oh Wow, it's beautiful. Is that her? Did you type her name with nude next to it? Yeah W's Walker now. All right. Wait, Walker, Texas Ranger. They bring in that back. They rebooting it. Oh, there she is. There's that wait, they really did. Yeah, you didn't know that. Oh, yeah. Wait Walker Texas Ranger they bring in that back. They rebooting it Wait, they really did You didn't know that oh, yeah, what buddy? There's super natural drama that's actually been going on

I can't wait. I said it on this real quick But do you want to do this for you? Walker Texas Ranger has been rebooted We on the CW season one's happening right now I mentioned this a while ago dad.. I do drugs, Jacob. Well, listen here. Listen to your chong. Yes, Cheech Walker, a text ranger, came out as a show. Yeah. Then it was announced on Twitter by Jensen Eccles. I can't wait until any of this. That they're now starting on CW in production now, pre-production is a show

called The Winchesters, which is going to be Jensen Eccles narrated about John Winchester and the mom, I forget her name now, but Mary. Mary, yeah, John and Mary Winchester, like meeting in their lives, like, they're giving it at the wonder of years treatment. Yes, and You know, maybe that'd be good. Maybe it won't but he announced it on Twitter and then Jared Paddlecky Walker Texas ring Walker Texas Ranger tweeted out. He goes he goes dude good for you. I guess it's like would have liked to find this out Not on Twitter and then someone wrote something to him and he was like, yeah, I don't

know. I find out they're doing this without Sam Winchester. He's like, I mean, that's a real, he goes kick me in the guts, man. So I'm like that. He was like, really like, but then they had to come out and say that they, uh, they talked and they were, and they're fine. They talked and they're absolutely fine. I'd be so mad. If you did a fucking 15 seasons of a show and then they do a spinoff of it And they don't even let you get a little cash. Uh-oh It's gonna really hurt you that me Lou and Jacob are seeing a show called the candle. Oh

No Little side project. That's not a big deal. It's no big deal. Well go fuck yourselves because I'm re-bootin brisco And I'll be Brisco. Yeah! Yeah! So suck my dick. You've been listening to SiriusXM's bonfire! New episodes every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows, always on SiriusXM!