The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Sexy Re-enactment

Episode Date: January 30, 2024

A famous comedian is slandered and the guys try to re-enact the facts to see if this accusation holds water!

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. O'Kersen. We're actually a full radio show on Serious XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of The Bonfire, you can listen on the Serious XM app. Go to seriesxm.com.com for a special offer. And now, The Bonfire with Big J. O'Kersen and Robert Kelly. I'm not your bitch, don't hang your shit on me. Robert Kelly. What a treat. What a treat. What's up everybody?

Little Christine Sings to bring us in. We're back. It's Monday. Robert Kelly, Big J, Lou Lou,, and the beautiful voice of Christine Evans. I'm not your bitch, don't hang your shit on me. Don't do it, don't do it, don't hang your shit on me. I'm not your bitch, I'm not your bitch, don't hang your shit on me. I'm not your bitch, don't hang your shit on me.

This passionate voice. Lou, is there any chance you caught up with Love After Lockup? Yes, I did. Good, how about the guy? There's a great, the hottest girl that's ever been on Love After Lockup. What is this? It's a young, Love After Lockup is a.

Oh, I think you told me about this. Reality show where it's like, yeah, it's people who talk to prisoners while they're in jail. And then when they come out, their lives together. You know, me and you a hundred percent different stuff. Yeah. I can, I would love to talk about young Sheldon. No.

If you have a shot. Nope. If we have a segment on the show, we can talk about young Sheldon. I don't have any young Sheldon. What about Tacoma fire? I do not watch Tacoma P F D. Okay. F D.

That's a good show. I'm into with no. Okay. Well, blue bloods. Swat good show I'm into with. No, okay. Well, blue bloods. Swat. Swat. Swat. No.

Sometimes the sun sets, and sometimes it doesn't, but we got to deal with it anyway. I'm Hondo, and my goatee doesn't make sense. Guy's so handsome, though. Ah, he's fucking gorgeous. Perfect bald head, that guy. So this show is, I think I love watching one of them. Yeah, Love After Lock Up is people who are hooked up while someone's in jail.

And then when they come out of jail, it's them meeting up and getting there, you know, seeing how their relationship goes. This pretty girl, Lindsay, well, the prettiest, she's pretty actually on the show. She is, you can bring her up Christine. Lindsay came out of jail first thing. We talked about that saga years ago with Burger Lip. She came out and hooked up with this guy who was just like an old guy. What was his name? Burger Lip? Bring that guy up first too. With her. She had this guy, what we call him,

because I don't know, something's wrong with his lip. He's like... Permanent cold sore on the front. Yeah, maybe it was like a hair lip or something, but he moved in with her, or he moved out to be with her when she came out of jail. And he did, and she just was... She didn't want us to have sex with him at all.

Then I think they finally did. Then she found out he talks to like a bunch of like prostitutes and stuff online and Then she carved Her name yeah, there is burger lip. He's not in jail. He's the he was the guy outside of jail So oh, I didn't know there was a reverse. I always thought it was women Hooking up with guys in jail. So there's guys regular dudes who like women prisoners. Yeah, ooh So there's guys, regular dudes who like women prisoners? Yeah.

Ooh. The psychology seems to be all the same in all of them. When there are people who have been in terrible relationships, I guess, and their mindset is, and they don't think about it, is you know exactly what they're doing. At least physically. Right. They could be talking to 16 other girls,

but if you're getting your hour talk with them a week or you're 15 minutes a day and you feel like satisfied in that way, you're like, this girl's just with me, you know what I mean, there's nothing you have to worry about. And also don't have the headache of like someone right there. You know, that you have to deal with all the time either.

So they come out and it always goes haywire for the most part. This guy, Burger Lip, Scott, was that his name? Scott, so she got mad at Scott, Lindsay, and she carved up his desk. He had an expensive desk and she carved it all up, went back to jail for that. Then she got out of jail on the show

and started dating a guy who was hooking up with another girl on the show. That didn't work out. You can go back to jail for carving up a desk? Yeah, especially when you're on probation or parole. But what if on the desk it was like a bear on a mountain? What if she carved a nice little- A beautiful picture?

A beautiful photo. She didn't do that. Oh, so here's when she comes out of jail the second time. She's hot. Yeah, yeah. She hooks up with this guy. Who, she should have been with the first time. No.

Really? Deontay is a lunatic in his own right. You just solved the riddle. Deontay. To everybody listening. Why? What does he look like? Deontay.

Oh, these, the audiences followed the saga of this. Deontay is a waiter. He lives with his mom, and while he waits for his jailgirl friends to get out of jail, he has sex with like a little fuck doll thing, and then puts it in the dishwasher of his mother's house to get the come out. He bragged about that. Then they hooked up when she got out of jail the second time,

because the other girl he got out of jail didn't work out. They were together for a couple weeks and then she was just like, she was just over him because he's a weirdo. So she's like, I'm done with him. She started hooking up with her friend, Blaine. Blaine actually seems like a pretty alright guy. They're hillbillies though.

But he's got such a, what, they're Louisiana, right? Yeah, he's got such a goofy voice. So the situation there and now is Lindsey. She likes our rainbow dudes, man. Oh yeah. She's all over the fucking place. Yeah, yeah, Lindsey. Yeah.

Is fucked over here because she is on parole, so you're following, now you know where we're at, Lou, with this. She's on parole, and she's living with him, she's gotta prove to live with him, they're gonna get married, but he says that he's stressed out and needs a medical marijuana card now,

and she has to call that in, and they're like, yeah, you can't live with somebody who has a medical marijuana card, like it's against your probation or whatever, it's parole, and you'll go back to jail,, you can't live with somebody who has a medical marijuana card. Like it's against your probation or whatever, it's parole and you'll go back to jail so you can't do it. When they got in the argument with him, his voice, Lou, I'd be surprised you didn't remember this. She goes, and you're talking shit about me to my family

and then you're gonna do medical marijuana? He goes, I'm depressed. I live for a half hour. We do this, I'm depressed. I live for a half hour. We do this. I'm depressed. He speaks with every part of his mouth and neck, like everywhere. He goes, come on, Lindsey, I'm depressed. It's really, you got to hear him talk. Give a little, give him a little taste of Blaine Blaine Mac Bailey. That's them coming out of a law firm. Wow. His hair is fucking...

Oh, here's when he flips out. This is good. He has boy band hair. I mean, that's what you just said. Nothing. Like, you literally, like, literally do nothing. You know what, Lindsey? I'm about down tired of you sitting here belittling me.

I really, really am. Little boy. What was your intentions on even calling me back here so soon where you could do this? Where you could try to make me feel that tall again? So you don't wanna deal with it, so let's not deal with the issues. Let's just, let's just not deal with them.

So I want it to be handled. I'm tired of having to do this. I'm tired of this back and forth crowd. Damn. I see you ain't got none of your stuff. Well, I mean, where's the animals? They're at mom's house. Fast forward this.

This is to, I just wanted to really hear his voice, but is this the one thing where he flips the pot though? That's pretty funny. She was like, before she went to jail, she was like a drug lord and he worked for her. Yeah. He did? Yeah, that's also, yeah, she was.

She was a drug lord? Well, she was like that It seems like she was the top of the chain in her little town. Yeah, but oh yeah No backup Christine because whatever he's yelling right here is gonna be good. He has a comb over. Oh, yeah Because Brenda didn't want you there. I was when you needed work who helped you with that I did was when you needed work who helped you with that I did He really does use his whole face if you can't wait is that it right there their marriage might be on the rocks Go to that clip. I think I went to that. No it ends before it gets to it's just that's just her home and fight I'm gonna find the episode the full episode. Yeah, okay, it's worth it. You can find it. I mean him

Cuz I'm depressed episode the full episode yeah okay it's worth it you can find it I mean him because I'm depressed he's so genuine when he says it you want to have you want to have medical marijuana mouse I'm depressed so funny um while Christine looks that up there's so much going on here you said it's a fantastic video right before work Bobby I mean it's it's fucking weird you know because I'm in I'm getting in all these conspiracy theories I'm following Sam that's what killed Christine or Christine whoa that's what killed Patrice I'm not sure why I said Christine he was actually killed by the government no he was too was too funny. How many Central killed Patrice? They took him out. They took him out, because he wouldn't abide by the...

He threw their roast jokes away and did his own. But don't you remember, as his friend, I felt this way very much, Patrice was a guy who always preached live surface happy. Remember, he had all the bits about it, that whole thing, live surface happy. Stop digging, stop digging.

The year before he died, super, he got super interested in like the Federal Reserve and Ben Bernanke and all the bullshit with that and Aspartame and our shit and Alex Jones stuff and all. He got like super into that. He just didn't want to pay taxes. All that was, he was trying to find a loophole. That's it. He was going to show me sovereign nations be sovereign nation. He was trying. Yeah. Fuck yeah. He would have definitely tried to get reparations now. He's not. He's that's all horseshit so he can save some more money, dude. I think you get all stressed out caring about all this goofy shit. I was trying to find loopholes, dude. He's a loophole.

But yeah, he I mean, he would talk about that shit a little bit. But now it's getting like Sam Tripoli. Have you do follow Sam? I love Sam Tripoli. We have Sam is going to do, uh, this week's pre-record of the Friday night hang with Legion of Skanks. He's, I like that. We're talking conspiracy. Yeah.

Conspiracy. He's deep into it. Sure. And he'll post shit that is crazy. And he posted some today and I watched it and, and I'm watching this is Sam. The post of this, I'm pretty sure Sam posted it and I'm watching. This is Sam the post of this. I'm pretty sure Sam posted it and I'm watching it and I'm like, oh, this is.

It's not his content for the record. No, it's not his content. It's another guy, I suppose we had a comic. I don't know him, but he said he did comedy before and he's talking about the business and that you have to basically Cat Williams stuff. And Cat Williams, if you look at it, a lot of the stuff that he said, yeah, has some truth in it.

Just have the Kev stuff. Um, of course, Jesus Christ. Of course, not the Kev stuff. No, the Kev stuff was like, that was way off base. Yeah. Of course it was Jay because you're friends now. What? We've always been friends.

Well, not really. Okay, that's fair. That new guy. Yeah. All right. Maybe you're right. I'm telling you right now, you might have sucked some pecker over the last year because you're doing good. Definitely. I've already told you my mouth's always salty and you were like, what does that mean? The reason why you had to get new teeth, because those guys who wanted those higher ups that wanted to get you to suck the dicks didn't want to get sucked in with old teeth. They said my, they said my, my crowding teeth in the bottom were scraping. They were like, make sure he gets new teeth before he sucks my dick again. Yeah. So this guy, I don't know, what is his name, by the way? Boogie Loso. What is this? Is that his name, Christine? Yeah, Boogie. I, I this guy, I don't know. What is his name by the way? Boogie Loso? What is this?

Is that his name, Christine? Yeah, Boogie. I asked Rebecca. She'd never heard of him. I've never heard of him. So this is not fact. This could not be true. This is allegedly with a capital A. Yeah, allegedly. I bet all capital letters because I'll say this also. I don't know this guy. This guy says he was like a historic comic. He says that. In LA. And I just feel like so

Anybody said they know who he is if I asked you who the guy he talks about in this two years ago who that was you Be like I have no idea. Nope. That's not true. You knew who he was Matt Rife We said it already Wow, we did say it already. We did not no no we didn't you fucking drug addict. We did not Wow did not. No we didn't. You fucking drug addict. We did not. Damn dude. I'm gonna hang on Christine too long. You didn't leave me. Wow. I've been hanging with Christine too long. Holy shit. Christine only knows that term from her doing it constantly.

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Great. So anyways. Great. This guy. I was hoping we had no way to move on. I was watching this and when he said the name that you said that you weren't supposed to say. We don't know what this is about yet.

No, we don't. When he said the name and he, because they don't know what it is. Surprise is really what it's about. Not so much who it is. He sucked it. He really sucked. What is Sam Trif? When he said the name and he because they don't know it's a prize really what it's about You're the same triple he put me here Your your management was like you need to fucking derail this That Kelly who's not in the business. He's going too hard. He's going too hard

Boogalos Boogalos said he's a comedian. So just play it. We can listen to it now. This shocked me. I want to know who this comic is. I do too. Lou found him on a TikTok. So I have his profile. Okay.

Boogie Loose? All right. So this, and you can't just say stuff like this, by the way. That's, I believe it's illegal just to say something like this. You can get sued for this. Boogie Loose is alleging this. We think it's complete. Well, it says Boogie, but thening this. We think it's complete. Well it says Boogie but then

also his handle is Alpha King Nima. Yeah. Totally. But this is wild to just say something like this. Well not if you're an Alpha King. That's true. Not if you're a Boogie Los. He also has a 2-1-2 in there so he's a New Yorker. Noice.C? Oh, I probably do know him then. We don't support this. This is just somebody posted. No, DJ Lou actually says he completely follows everything this guy says. Actually, one of us, though.

I said this to DJ Lou, he was like, exactly. He goes, I've been saying it for years. I saw the same thing. Lou actually claims he saw the same exact thing. Yeah, actually Lou had the same time. Lou actually had the same situation and he walked away too. Yeah, Lou was an up and coming comedian. Yeah.

Boogie Lou. Lou was supposed to be, Lou was supposed to be Cipher Sound, but he turned it down. Now he's Cipher Drops. Lou wound up here and Cipher wound up on the number one radio show in New York. Yeah, that's okay.

So Bob, just to, so this is from Sam Tripoli's I believe I got this from Sam's He posted it. Oh, he just put reposted it. It was like what the fuck he didn't comment it at all I just really like his stuff because he's he put some crazy shit out there And he when I saw this it shocked me that somebody would just out there. You know what I mean? It shocked me that somebody would just out there. You know what I mean? I know people that have done weird shit. I would never go on a social media post and just say it It's absolute slander. It's slander. It's complete slander. Yeah. Yeah I mean even if it's true, but people do it all the time There's that girl who goes after Chris Delea all the time. It's just like her whole page

It's just like, her whole page is just like, accusations on D'Aliah. Well, I don't know if it's her whole page. And it's weird because when he said it, I was like, that's hot. Like, kinda did something for me. I know, when he says what he was doing. Oh, I wish I was an exec.

We all wish that. All right, play it. The side of Hollywood is finally being exposed. Thanks to one of the true kings of comedy cat Williams You know before I became wealthy in business. I actually had a somewhat successful career and stand up comedy stop I was on the way. That's a lie. So that's a lie. Well before he says let's look it up. Blackley found this thing Was he successful? I don't know him. I think, here's my rule. Fucking boogie loose from the block?

If I don't know him. That was his full performing name. If I don't know him, you're not successful. That's my rule. I think you two would have known him. I think we just would have known who he was. Yeah, if we don't know him. There was names before I went to LA

with any kind of regularity, and the guys were out there, like I knew already going out there who a kinchcliff was, like the people that were just kind of coming up. Yeah, but you didn't know sassy Nick. Nope. You didn't know, uh, uh, Freddie Funface. No.

Yeah. So I mean, you know, as well as boogie los unaware. Way up. I was invited to a meeting with some Hollywood executives, along with some now famous comedian, and we were offered the chance for a deal at Online Stardom. What does that mean? But the online...

Online Stardom? Well, it means you're gonna be famous. Going to a house and house or something? Yeah, like, I mean, look it, there's people that are hugely successful online, social media, and it happens, and you you're like wow, what do you do? What the fuck did you do? How did you get into that algorithm? I mean look at the content that we put out like Jay and you know people I know is hilarious

But then you look at the views and you're like How does it not get over that thing you look at somebody else's who's you like that's got 14 million fucking views that thing, you look at somebody else's who's like, that's got 14 million fucking views. And you're looking at what, 80,000, a couple hundred thousand on some of them and you're like, okay, how do you get into that? So there is some way in, I believe, there's gotta be a way in. You're saying these executives are the ones pulling the strings?

Well, I'm sure, look at- I think this is a completely horseshit story, if I'm being completely honest. But it shocked my world when he just said what he said. Well, yeah Let's get to back it up a little bit. I don't think you can okay. It's fine Only way to receive the contract was by sucking both of the execs off I Immediately got up and walked to the door. Good day, gentlemen But before I could

even exit the other comedian was sucking both of their simultaneously that guy's name was Matt Wright oh truth bombs just because someone is more famous than you it doesn't mean they're better they're better at head they might at head. They might just be gay. They might just be gay. They're better at giving blow jobs.

Let's say this was a 15 foot room. Right. And he's in seven feet away from the door. Right? And now he's heard the ultimatum. And he immediately. Good day, gentlemen. The seven feet to the door, Matt Reif is already on his knees.

Already, that's what I'm saying. Matt Reif could have casually waited for it. He goes, he can just watch that guy leave and then been like, I'll do it. While the guy who's made a scene already about like, nah, dude, not my thing. He goes, my thing for sure. And started pawing at their cocks, both of them.

Can I? Cocks and they go, they don't even care that guy's walking the door. They go, make sure you close that door behind you. We're currently getting our dick sucked by a young boy. I want to I think we can prove Matt right innocent of this I think yeah, I think we can reenact the crime. Uh-huh. I'll be Matt right you be the guy Right. Yeah single blow job. You do the execs and we'll sit here and talk and Lou sit over here and then you say we'll time it And you make it to the door and I'm gonna try to get over to them and start sucking both of them off

Before you make it to the door. Okay. I think we have to change this so Bobby you come over here. Okay Him and Matt would be sitting together. Yeah. No, so this is gonna be yeah, this is I'm the guy leaving, right? would be sitting together. Yeah, yeah, no, so this is gonna be, yeah, this is, I'm the guy leaving, right? You're the guy. Okay. So you're Matt Rife. And you're Matt Rife.

I'll even make it, you're closer. I'm at my power desk over there, or one of the two. Jacob, if you would please. If you and Black Lou. Just stand up though. Let's give them the chance that they're already standing. Let's, we don't have them sitting down. Unless you're already standing up.

So give some room for, make some room. Move that chair out. Move the chair out. Remember, a double blow job has to happen back there. Yeah, this is, I'm sitting down. Okay. You're already standing up. So give some room for make some room Remember a double blow job has to happen. Yeah, this is I'm sucking both of you off The exec is not gonna work to do no, I have sitting in his chair I'm gonna have to go over you have to push my chair out. Yeah, so you got yeah You're gonna say it he's gonna get you have to get up and leave right when they say it I'll tell you something Jacob. I'll even go with the idea like he's saying yeah, they're not standing yet But when I get up to leave

You should get up to let's even say you're Helping a little bit give us a pantomime of an undoing zipper Okay, and then what's assumed both guys be doing at the same time Luke. Can you time this? Okay, and then what's assumed both guys be doing at the same time Luke. Can you time this? All right. Well the timing all that matters on the timing flat out is that I turn around have to be out of the room, right? Okay, you ready? Okay, ready. Okay, so you guys got to be like give us the whole spillway we introduce us. Hey, hey, I'm I'm Matt Hey, what's up guys? How you guys are up in Tom coming on my son. I'm boogie loose. I'm Matt Rife Nice to meet you guys. How you guys doing up and coming comics huh I'm boogie los I'm Matt Rife nice to meet you guys how you guys doing how good man nice thanks for

having us in here so I understand you guys say that we could become internet famous yeah yeah absolutely it's definitely possible yeah but you know it takes a little effort on your part oh that's yeah we got to work hard I've heard hard work a man that's my thing I like to hear that that's what we want okay we want we want to know you that you guys will work hard I mean, yeah, we'll work. Where's the papers man? This is great. We want to see that That work ethic of yours right now if you could show us Do a little like like improv. We already know how funny you are. Maybe no, sir

I'm good at hands. No, we're gonna to need you to suck our cocks right now. Oh, no. Double fisting. Jay's out of the room. It's impossible. It's impossible. Myth busted. That's what the bonfire does sorry boogie los the story's got

horseshit written all over it that's bullshit I couldn't even get to Jacob's belt Lou already had a zipper down yeah but that's fun but either way he said he was simultaneously sucked that means they were wall with they were walrus tusking them yeah before the guy got out of the room a deep blow job move a deep double blow job move You don't just start to cox in your mouth. You got a work come back and forth a little bit Eventually the guys get comfortable and put it in your mouth together One is gonna be flipping his dick around Well, the other one's getting sucked off and then when that was hard enough then you move over to the other one's getting sucked off. And then when that one's hard enough, then you move over to the other one.

The only thing I will say that you didn't do right, that might have affected the time. I think you were supposed to say, good day, gentlemen. Okay, let's see if it changes anything. You just said I'm out of here. Let's try it. Let's see if it changes.

Let's try again. Back to first position. That's the first positions. Speed. Sound to first positions. Well, Mark, that's the first positions. Speed. Sound speed. Sound speed. And market. We're going to need you to suck on our Packers right now.

Good day, sir. I can't believe this is the world that people live in. Get this off. I can't. I'm out. I can't. I can't. I mean, both these guys are soft. I mean, you're mid-fump for an around with his belt.

In this story, Matt Reif was going back and forth on two cocks before he got to the door. Simultaneously. That means at least his hand was on one cock, mouth on another. Simultaneous to me means he's getting the walrus tusks. But unless he had like a like a Tony Stark office where you had to walk. It was like a five minute walk. I like maybe a five minute walk to the door and just, you know what I mean? I mean, show me the per like, he didn't even look over to the guy and go are we about to do this one guys one guy made it clean even if Was going to do this and he looked over to smile. It's all the other guy turning it down. He'd probably be like

Let me wait all this guy leaves and then I'll tell them I will do it He goes I don't care who knows dude stay and watch leave freak out. I don't get He would have to speed suck I Mean speed suck the half face would have a he would Bobby look there's too much stuff here I would say perhaps you tried diving over the table at their penises. Maybe Maybe if we oil up the table and Bobby shirtless slides across the table onto your penis I'm gonna say the only way this would work is if they were both wearing skirts.

How about no underwear like kilts. Okay. They were both wearing kilts. One more take. I bet it's one more take. These guys are doing that funny thing where the whole talk, we don't realize they're not wearing pants. There, there's a desk.

There's a desk. They're already, they're not even wearing pants. Good day, sir. Maybe by the time I get out of the room then, you could be simultaneously sucking two cocks. And maybe you're on the other side too, maybe you're in that chair. Maybe you're not that close. That would be a more,

I'm trying to give as many possibilities for it being possible. That would, if you were a little further away, because he had a little further away. A little further it might be more possible So why are you why don't you guys stay right there? First you want to stay right there? Let's move the positions a little bit. Maybe you're across the room for me Maybe we're not friends. Maybe you're over there. That's not how they would do it. Maybe I was closer to them There's one let's say there's one executive desk

That means another executive is just standing because they're not sitting at a dual desk Lose standing you're sitting. Okay. Okay, but I'm saying I'm my content I contend that there's not even enough time to get that oh Anticipation hard like oh this is about to happen. This doesn't work if they're both standing though for me My thing is that they're they have no pants. I leave both sitting there's slightly they're already standing though for me, my thing is that they're slyly. They're both sitting. They're slyly. They're already working themselves up. Sit down, Lou. I'm rubbing while I'm talking.

You have no pants on. No, you don't have to rub while you talk, but you've already, like, first of all, you guys know you're about to get your dicks sucked by the beautiful boy that is Matt Reif. I mean, his lips. Well, I don't know. I'm guessing.

You're making the assumption that you're about to get blown by both these guys. You figure you're about to get a fucking boogie lo slash rife twofer. A rifey. But you're not. So you guys both have your dicks ready to go. Like, you know, they're not completely hard, let's say, but you've been working them.

So you're half. When he comes over, you could present. You'll comfortably present to these handsome young men. You've been edging for a little bit. No pants on. You've no pants. No pants. Then it might be possible.

All right, well, let's see. Simultaneously sucking both of your dicks, keep in mind. It's not saying that you guys start getting over there and he's touching or not like that. This is, by the time he turned around before he walked out. Good day, gentlemen. Good day, gentlemen. I'm simultaneous blowjobs.

By the time my foot steps out there, when I look back, and say good day, gentlemen. Bobby should be two cocks in mouth. okay let's go right Bobby slash and speed where do you want me to be be right there we're playing with it a little bit and action gentlemen hey how are you good so just to be sure, we're gonna need you now to suck our cocks. Oh, good day, sir. I mean, it's possible. Okay, okay. I didn't get out of the room.

I didn't get out of the room. I mean, he would have to really... I don't want to say. Oh, we had to find out this shit that he set up in his office. Because I'll tell you what, in that scenario played out, Matt Reif was chucking cocks. I turned back and Matt was going to work on two dicks. Allegedly.

Allegedly. Allegedly, you're saying two businessmen only had buttoned down shirts on and nothing else. So I'm assuming he's executives. Yes. But naked on their shirts. He got invited to a meeting with executives. They have no pants on. They're wearing no pants behind a desk.

Behind a desk nobody sees. Nobody sees. Yes. It's at least a seven to 10 foot walk to the door. Yes. And I'm further from the door than you are to the dicks. I'm closer to the dicks than you are to the door and you say good day. Boogie Loose, I'm prepared to say with all those factors playing up

perfectly it's possible it's possible Matt Reif blue two got two executives that day he did something he did something he did something got caught that's what this is they didn ain't sayin' what, but you did something. They didn't have no pants on. This time he did it, they ain't got no pants on. There's time to get to the door. They want their dick sucked simultaneously. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I wouldn't do, I would've walked out too. I would've been out the door. I'd have left. Ha ha ha ha.

Damn, damn. Next scene though I look back, that rife's slurping about him, ding dong. Slurping. Ha ha ha ha. He's slurping. He's got one in one hand and the other in his mouth making it warm like tea.

Bobby, could this be my quick little apology? I play the funny thing thing Christine found it? The funny thing Christine found? Yes. This is Blaine again telling you why he needs his medical marijuana card. Okay. Vicious is that you can't even live here anymore, boy. The what? They're not approving us to live together with your medical marijuana. Why you have to call and tell them?

Because I'm supposed to! I have to tell them that you live in my household it's not federally recognized I'm depressed they take five words and make one why you have to tell them then he makes depressed last four minutes. I'm depressed! All right, I think it's official.

Matt Reif blew those guys. Well, it's not official. Oh, I'm sorry. But we did not. We proved him innocent. We proved him innocent more times than not. But then we did. I'm just saying, unfortunately, where I thought there was not even a little glimmer of light behind that brick wall of reason we had. There is a circumstance,

albeit far-fetched. There is a situation in which, by the time you angrily leave out of a room and look back one last time before grabbing the, and also had in here, couldn't guess that the office doors as heavy as the studio door. This is a heavy studio door. I look back, but, but other times before you even had wieners out of one pair of pants, I was already out in that hallway.

The second time when I look back, you were on your knees, you had a cock in your hand and a cock in your mouth, and I saw you make the transition from one to the other. You were sucking both cops. You were on your knees, you had a cock in your hand and a cock in your mouth, and I saw you make the transition from one to the other. You were sucking both cops. You were simultaneously sucking two. You saw suck one, and then you went and sucked the other one.

And the door wasn't fully open yet. No, the door wasn't fully open. And there's no secretary. There's nobody else, because you can't open. I'm starting this as one of those, it's just a fucking empty office space they're squatting in. They weren't even, they weren't even, they didn't even give him fame.

They were not exact. He just, they weren't anybody, they were just other comedians. I do think we need to take a moment to appreciate a man that calls himself an alpha king, who also wrote a book called, How Not To Be A Bitch. Dude, oh man, what happened? Please, please, purchase it.

You almost went full-blown bitch, but then you discovered Alpha King Neema. Download this vital lesson, meditated on my emails, and read How Not to Be a Bitch. I was too alpha for comedy, dude. I mean, he was obviously too alpha to be a successful stand-up comic. Damn it, I'm the preast

He was too alpha for his hair. What do you mean? It's free. He's uh, it's a where do we send this game changer? Oh, should I send it to us? Yes 100% It's gonna be the book Yeah, does he have a chorus I can take I don't have to be a bitch. Here's I guess Bitch sucks the executive digs. I mean, he's like a disabled. Alpha dog walks out of the room and makes 140 view TikToks. How funny is this?

This is 100% true. That's great. Matt rips, yeah, suck the dicks. Look where I'm at now. Millions. He's like, yeah, he goes, those guys actually did pretty good for me on TikTok after that.

They were true to their word. You're pretty true to their word. They were really true to their word. This fucking loser had to write a dumb book. So he's in real estate. He's in real estate. Please for the love of Christ. Nima Yamini. Please show me his stand-up comedy.

Okay, let's find him. He was a rising star. Rising star, what? Let's see what comedy. Who just won? What? Christine. Just somebody we know follows him. Hell yeah. What? What? Let's see what comedy. Who just won? Christine. Oh, it was Christine. Just somebody we know follows him. Hell yeah.

Tanks and Atra. I just got looed. Fine Sheen. Is that Michael Che? No, that's Chet Hanks. Oh, Chet Hanks. Follows him. Nice. I mean... He's got more followers than me. Well, if you put his name in YouTube, he'll... No, he doesn't. No, he doesn't.

If you put his name in YouTube, it will... Yeah, he doesn't, no he doesn't. If you put his name in the YouTube, it will stand up. Yeah, that's what I say. That's what I'm doing. Yeah, it will come up. Nimi yama, meenie, meenie. Meenie mama, meenie. Nimi nama, yaman, meenie. This guy hates Israel.

How to become a ladies man in 2024. Come on. He's got a kid. How to use these tricks to raise your value. Christine, stop talking about it and start playing them. Do tell. How to become a ladies man, do tell you hear from the alpha dog We would call that day game I don't know what LA guys called up

You know, right shirt, you know, say this goofy it never works I don't understand a word they said that could have been all been in another language. I don't know what the fire That was they were speaking jive Played boxes. He hangs out in boats Is that his boat now, it's probably not his boat might be special guests here og og Legend YouTube legend McQueen. How you doing brother? How many you doing, brother? How many views this is? I see you in person finally, bro. What do you call? It has three likes.

Black Blue, what's the term to call this guy? 102 views. What do you call whatever this guy is, wigger? A sand wigger, as I was saying. Sand wigger. Christ. I'm taking my gloves off for that, Clav. Ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. A sand wigger. Ha ha ha. I can't find a sand wigger. I love Geez that was a fucking homerun This guy's a real That's really good There's no way he was stand up. There's no way he was stand up. There's no way. If you go to YouTube, is this YouTube?

Yeah. Type in his name and stand up. That's what I did. You did and nothing comes up. Type in just Neema. Yeah, just comedian. Can I ask also, how long ago was it when Matt Reif broke through? So this is two years ago, the story.

I remember they made it a big announcement. He was in the back wiping cum off his chin. Yeah. So two years ago, this guy was a big up and comer. I don't know. Maybe it doesn't, look it, I don't think they promised them immediate success. Well, minimum two years.

I think if you suck at dick, it takes six to 12 months to get the success. It's true. I'm pretty sure. For every Dick you suck. Yeah, for every Dick you suck, it's six to 12 months. So then two and a half years would have been the point when they had the meeting.

Yeah, but he might have had to go back for, you know, hey, you gotta suck another Dick. You know what I mean? He might have to go back in for more, like, you know, you bring your car back in for a tune up. He might have to go back in and suck some more you know you bring your car back in for a tune-up, he might've had to go back in and suck some more dick to get more fame. It's how much fame do you want, Jacob?

No, I'm not talking about Matt Rive. I'm saying his career, his comedy career died two and a half years ago. Because that's when the meeting would have taken place. Probably something like that. So then you should know him. No, no, no. You don't understand. Yeah, we should know.

You don't suck a cock. You've been in the business. You don't suck a cock at a meeting like that. We don't know you. They take you away. Yeah, we don't know you do. You're gone. Me and Jay, we didn't suck digs.

No. But we've given hand jobs. I would have sucked. I would have simultaneously sucked you digs. Dude, I had to do a couple of things to people in this building. I, my integrity for money has gone down as I've made like more money in my older years. But now it's down now for another million. You got slap a guy's dick around a little bit. Don't tell nobody.

Dude, I make sure fucking boogie loose leaves the room first. Yes, you guys can get rid of this fucking this dude before I start chucking your dick So I got doing in front of them I had to hold jack Vaughn and big Jim's hand and skip down the street to get this job Yeah, how do you know that? Oh, yeah, no, yeah, it's not wrong Bobby had a whole song and dance They said they gave one they gave Bobby they put a dress on him and gave one of those giant, swirly rainbow lollipops and they told him, don't stop dancing until the lollipops done. And I did it.

And I did it and Jay walked out of the room. I walked out of the room. I wouldn't be a part of it. But I tell you what, I looked back, Bobby was still dancing. That was Dick's route. So this guy's never done stand-up comedy ever. He just hangs out with other dudes. He said that he did do stand-up,

but it looks like somewhere around the Dick's sucking incident, he decided to become a motivational... But not Dick's sucking incident. A motivational chauvinist. Okay. Well, maybe you'd call him that. We call him a king. Yeah, I'm sorry, an alpha king.

An alpha king, not a bitch. Not a king. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm a king. I'm an alpha king not a bitch Not a bitch wait look we hear the guys dropping truth problems on chicks because I've been this guy's a lot like sharp Remember the guy's sharp I brought to the show. Oh the pimp What's this guy's name again? Neema alpha king Neema Neema. How do you spell it? Neema Neema. I am a Why am I Nina? Yeah, Meanie? Yeah mean me? How do you spell it? Yim and the mini? N-I-M-A. Y-A-M-I-M-I. Nina, yamini, yamin, ni, yamin-i. He's so famous.

Yami, on your knees. I think I'm conspiracy theory. Yami, on knees, yami on knees. Yami on knees, no, yaminonies. Yaminonies. These guys just find these poor dummies Yummy on these yummy on these no yummy. No knees. Yeah me no knees These guys just find these poor dummies and then have them on and they like think they're like they look smart because the girls are so The only thing that makes me furious by these guys. I didn't think of it at first To get dummies who are looking for internet and go you dumb bitch

Stop sucking everybody's dick or suck everybody's dick. I give a lot of mixed messages. That's what these guys do, they yell girls, no matter what they're doing, it's the other thing. You start sucking more dick then. Well, I did suck all the dicks. Why are you sucking so much dick? Stop sucking that dick, girl.

I'm trying to kick you to game. I mean, look at these poor girls. She's gotta be like 18. I'm gonna say, I said. Yeah, this suppresses me to look at these two young girls. Why, is it like fetal alcohol syndrome case? Both of them are pretty wrong. She's gonna be like 18. I know, sick guy. This suppresses me to look at these two young girls. Why? Is it like fetal alcohol syndrome case? Both of them are pretty wrong.

It looks like they're in funny mirrors. Yeah. So this is two, what has to be, 18, 19-year-olds about to be dressed down. No, no, no. I like to think they're 14, 13. They look very young. She has volcano boobs. Like, not develop titties.

The one looks like the nipples haven't separated from her boob yet. Yeah, the one on the left had her face is naturally the V for Vendetta mask. The one on the right has sunken eye sockets because her father fucked his sister. Actually, no, she looks like the girl. The girl on the right looks like Andy circus the guy who plays all Goblins and ghouls in movies He plays Caesar the gorilla he plays or the ape he plays a golem Yeah, Andy circus he plays every ghoul in Goblin let's hear them talk about it's great So what do you guys do for money?

Currents? What's that guy's name? Churdly's. Churdly's? Yes, Bobby. Churdly's. We need names. We really do. You got Big J. I got Bob.

We need names. Can we alpha team Bob? Alpha team Bob? No, it's too big, too big. I know what you're saying. Yeah, we need names. Yeah, like sloppy top We sloppy top sloppy top Jay. Yeah, you're on the floor with sloppy top

And then bimbo sloppy top and bimbo bimba Well, I own my own business actually Why don't you tell them what you do? I you know? I think you guys should learn from the best. Watch Matt Rife's segment. Yeah. Whatever your little hobbies are. That guy, Chard Lee's looks like a bad smell.

Yeah. Hey, that can't be, like his whole outfit is ridiculous. It might be, I don't know. This may be it. This may be a... He's wearing a $30,000 necklace supposedly, probably very expensive designer glasses, and then his shirts wrinkled. No, but I think- It doesn't make sense.

This- Let's see if this is a skit. This is a skit. It might be. It's a skit. This- that mustache is fake, by the way. Maybe. It's a fake mustache and goatee.

I think so, maybe. Yeah, it's a- it's a- it's a pasty. You can tell. This is bullshit. Tell you guys how to be successful You know you guys came over here to this podcast. We should actually inform you of What we do? Yeah, I mean, you know often I'm asked a question that I'm often asked it's a joke This is just the music playing in the background stuff.

What is your secret to success? He's extraordinarily unlikely. And I actually attribute my success to one thing. I'd rather get blown by Matt Reif than hang out with this guy. I would. I'd rather blow Matt Reif than hang out with this guy. I'd rather blow Matt Reif than do a lot of things. The guy's got a smooth, lovely penis.

I want to blow Matt Reif while he's blowing you I don't know if his penis is so big but it's really pretty I bet it's only one color oh I said that color is nice yeah the whole way yeah shave bombs are yeah just a sweet dangler just a blue like his veins a blue blue it's always like the ocean It always points down over his balls like a gonzo nose Jesus That grows and then it grows like it grows up and bounces it bounces up I don't know if how not to be a bitch is a real book

Come on. I think this guy might be trying to be funny. Is this whole thing bullshit? Is this whole you can't say that It's completely slanderous thing as a bit. No, you can't. You can't go, I mean, that's out there. I mean, people are- I hope when the arrest me is going, satire. Oh, I guess satire is illegal now to say that I actually witnessed

that right sucking off two guys. Okay, that's slander? I think this is a bit, this is a bit. What about if it for sure never happened? Is it still slander? Who's, can we look in the chardly now? Yeah, cause this is an email. And it's not like a link to a book.

Let's say this kid, this is part of the book. A young man once asked me, Alphanema, how can I be like you, make millions of dollars and party with sexy women every day? This kid was like a son to me. I had known him my entire life, but he's a pussy. He literally cried for 15 minutes when I accidentally punched him in the face one day. I told him, son, if nothing changed,

you will stay a little bit. This is trying to be funny and he's terrible at it. Yeah, this might be a gag. Hey, next time we do a blowjob act out, can I be the guy that leaves the room? In defense, and I think we can go back on this, anyone who's listening live, I'm pretty sure Bobby asked to be Matt Reif the entire time. I just wanted to be Matt Reif for a second in my life. Would you suck two cocks simultaneously to be Matt Reif now? Yes.

To live his life currently? How many dicks? Jay, if you're in a room, two guys, execs, and they say to you, we're going to give you unlimited success. We're going to give you, for the rest of your life, unlimited success. You are going to probably win awards.

You're going to do movies. You're going to be, you're going to change the game for generational success. Right. But all you have to do is suck us off. Simultaneously? No, you can, whatever way you want. I can do one at a time.

You can do one at a time. You can do one at a time. I suggest I have to get it over with. Well, I think I'd finish faster if I did each one, if I really put a lot of focus in each one. Would you? No, not for the things you said. If you were just like...

You'd do it for like, fuck, a Swedish fish. It'd be less. It's less. It's far less than what... And the Phillies win. If the Eagles can win a Super Bowl in a whole box of Swedish fish. Maybe. No.

Do I have to do movies that are really like acting? That's what I'm saying. Can it be the things that I want completely? Can it be like multi-millions of dollars broadcasting and doing stand-up comedy at a pace that won't murder me. Okay. So, so you just get to do, you'll do a radio show, you'll get millions, millions, and you do the skanks. Well, you do just skanks and the bonfire. No need. Just where's the millions coming from?

They're going to pay you millions. You're going to be the biggest you're gonna be how the bigger than how it's Sturned skanks goes to one day a week one day a week. No Patreon we scrapped the pre-record no No, no pre-record dude. No not at all. You're a fuck dude. You're a gazillionaire. We scrapped the pre-record. It's gone No pre-record So all it is is is I've got, I don't have to worry about money the rest of my life. Nope.

Skanks once a week. Once a week. Three bonfires, no prerecord. Three bonfires, no prerecord. On the road, twice a month. Whenever you want. Once twice a month. Once twice a month.

But only Fridays and Saturdays. Uh huh. Yeah. Yup. No, that was my, uh huh, was yes. I said yes. Oh, you're in. Yeah. Get over here. Get over here you sloppy bottom. Are you gonna make a sloppy top? Sloppy top. I'm gonna be rude to not do it for the family. Sloppy top. Yeah, I got a lot of people that rely on me, so I'm doing it for them mostly. You come home with Christine's waiting at the door

at little baby wipes to wipe the corner of your mouth. Ooh, baby, you had a hard day at work. Do you think if you blew a guy, Bobby, instinctually at some point, if there was no sound in the room, that you would eventually go, hmm. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Like, you're not, you're just getting, you're doing a job done. Would you at some point go, oh. Like, would you throw a little oomph into it, or would it just be a silent, like.

Because that might not be, that might be not an enjoying thing. That might be a, like a yawn type thing. You know what I mean? When you're tired, you're, ugh. Nah, I make it feel like a man. When I pull back the first time, when I pull off his dick, I do the thing where I look him in the eye

with a cock in my mouth and I go, ooh. Oh. Ooh. Oh. Oh, God. Ooh. Oh, God. Ooh. Damn, daddy. You really fucking buried that in my throat.

I hope there's some weird, horny exec listening right now. Next time Jay goes to LA. I think I offered me five grand to say he wanted to suck my dick. Really? I think it was DMs always. Yeah, but that was Wayne. That was Wayne.

That was your manager. If you suck my dick, I'll have a barbecue on my roof. Yeah. Every time me and another person sat in front of Wayne, he would make us suck his dick and promise us favorite fortune. Ah, pal, you gotta suck off me and Ray if you want to get famous on the internet. Dude, I'll get you into the improvs's whatever one you want. Whichever one. You pick one. That was his annual party. At the end of the year dick sucking with Jay. You guys missed a great party. It's a

weird thing that because it does happen there are guys. Sure. Because it's always girls but there are a lot of guys that wind up doing sexual stuff to get ahead in the Hollywood man. People do it for drugs. I watched, I haven't watched, I watched about the last hour of Less Than Zero. Do you wanna see that movie? Great movie.

Oh yeah. You know what's funny? Go back and watch it again. Not that movie. It's not great. Really? I thought it was great. It's pretty bad. Actually, I thought it was great. It's pretty bad.

Actually, the concept of it is so stupid. The acting is very over the top on everybody's part. Jamie Gertz, I'm starting to think, was never really good at anything. She just has a good worried face. Is that the chick from with the big boobs? The brunette? The big boobs. The brunette?

Yeah. She has huge boobs. She's got jugs, dude. She does have jugs. She's got jugs. She's got jugs, dude. She does have jugs, you're right. She's got jugs. James Spader, so he's a rich kid. You know, Robert Downey Jr. is a rich kid who got cut off, I guess, by his dad

because he was a drug addict. And then he goes and he's got a drug debt with James Spader, who's the big time drug dealer. That's not real. That's not her. That's not her. That's not her. It's just random. It's just random tips.

James Spader's the drug dealer, if you remember. Sorry. You remember that, right? James Spader was great. James Spader was great in it. He was great and down he was great. Sure, he was great. But the concept, like very quickly,

when he came back one time, he's like, I'm sorry, I know that drug money, he's like, well, you're gonna have to go suck guys' dicks now until you pay me off the money, you owe me. And it was just like an organized, like a guy would drive him to suck dudes' dicks, and then when, was it Andrew McCarthy, comes to the room at one point, then he's like,

where's he at, where's Julian at? Robert's at Julian, where's he at? And he opens up, and there's like him and another guy just naked, he was getting ready to Matt Reif, this executive dude. How was the prayers? It was a disturbing scene though. For that time to watch that movie.

Well, I don't know if I was fully getting what the work was he was asking him to do. I thought he was asking him to sell drugs or carry your drugs for him. And then at one point, they bashed up his house and it says Julian gives good head on the wall in spray paint and I was like, that's pretty funny thing to write.

And then I was like, oh wait, is that what he, I even, did I ask you Christine one point ago? Are they implying that he's like blowing dudes for money and then they just flat out showed it. With his little naked butt. Robert DeGeneres all down on the corner. With white on the inside of his mouth. White on the corner of his mouth, which was gross.

Yeah, yeah. That's almost what I'm saying. They made his thing a little, like one of his last, when he comes into the house, or they find him like all fucked up and they bring him in the house, his like, I think Hot Rod kind of made fun of this. Like he's like, leave me alone, I can do it myself.

Like crying and like, it's really over the top and stupid. He's like, let us help you, Joey. It's just so, it's pretty corny. Well, it's, cause I went back to start watching Miami Vice too and those, I think it was 80s movies and TV shows with Hollywood and That type of shit. It's kind of cheap. It doesn't it doesn't so realistic at the time of now you watch it It was so bad, but that but that was the 80s. Yeah, the 80s was cheese

Oh, sure The 80s was cheese. We were fucking cheese. Yeah, I remember before that it was all, there's always been a sense of not realistic behavior and acting. Even though they say it's trying to act like natural, I mean, if you go back to every movie... Terrible. Like black and white movies,

it's always like, how could you say something like that? Everyone's gonna leave with a huff and like a head turn first. It's so not how people act. Acting changed in kind of in the 70s like De Niro and with certain teachers changed that. Like, Marlon Brando, his teacher, they changed it to a little, that's when acting started to get differently.

But all the acting before that was that big over, it was almost like theater type shit. The Broadway, yeah. Yeah they they they changed it those acting kids Mammoth that was a great he changed acting you see like Mammots weird though, because that's fate like everyone's a favorite like the old like Famous actresses like the Betty Davis knows are the worst. How dare you talk to me like that? Like every character. Didn't matter if they were poor or not.

They always talk like high society rich people. I was talking to somebody about that Bonnie. I was breakfast at Tiffany's. Actresses had, it wasn't an English accent. It was a weird. A rich accent. Rich, weird accent. High society.

Yeah, that women had back in the day. Well, darling, well, that's the way we do it here. Darling, I don't think it's what you want to do right now. Can you take the dog for a walk? Thanks, love. But Miami Vice, yeah, I love that. I'm feeling if I'd go back on that one, I wouldn't love it. Also, it just became hilariously laughable that, uh, I mean, if you were a woman who had a crush on Sunny Crockett,

you were certain to die. It didn't make sense. That guy, Jay and Hammer, couldn't write enough instrumental sad music to support this guy's sunset stare-offs looking at the ghost of a dead woman that he just loved for a week. But not even that. You went to Sonny Crockett's house for some sex, you woke up in the morning to go get a bagel and then you get your foot lopped off

by a fucking pad alligator. Yeah. Doesn't make sense. I'm watching him like this, why does he have an alligator on a boat on a chain? Yeah, I know at the end of the day he goes like, is this guy a fucking loser? Like the girls are like,

I think I'm gonna get out with a fucking loser. This guy's got a beach bomb with a fucking job. That guy's an alligator what a fucking asshole. And what's his name? It was a terrible actor. Tubbs. Tubbs sucked. He's insane. Philip Michael Thomas. So good looking though good looking dude. Then whoof he aged he looked like a cigar story Indian by the time he was done dude. They't do. I would love to see a remake down now because I think TV now would be able to make it a little cooler. The movie was pretty bad.

Movie was terrible. The movie was terrible. Jamie Foxx and it was Michael Mann. Yeah. What's his name? Jamie Foxx and Colin Farrell. The movie was really bad. Yeah.

We got to get break. I know the movie was terrible. A new show. I don't know, man. Those things don't do very well. When they bring back those, the things don't need to be brought back. Don Johnson, I love though.

I love it, he's great. Don Johnson's the shit. Are you think bring back Don Johnson? Sunny Crockett lives? Sunny Crockett, yeah. I would love them to come back for a limited series. I wanna see Tubbs. Bring it back, but no, Tubbs.

I can't get on a boat with my stomach. Have tubs be dead. He's not in shape. That's true. Yeah, tubs is tubs now. Tubs is tubby. He owns a cigar store. He just sits out in front.

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We have a big announcement tomorrow. We're going to make it a big announcement tomorrow, which we're excited about. Big Jokerson. He's going to be Laugh Out Loud in San Antonio this weekend, probably with Mike Suarez. Mike Suarez and John Cardin are going to be with me on that. There you go. February 2nd and the 3rd.

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