The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Shadow People w/Sean Donnelly & Dan St Germain

Episode Date: October 8, 2025

Sean Donnelly and Dan St. Germain are back to get to the bottom of strange happenings and supernatural wonders. The host the number one U.F.O. podcast in America called "The Burbs Bros." Bobby admits that his space saucer sighting may have been a cluster of balloons. | Dan shares the news that a meteor may be headed to earth by the holidays and shadow people exist in Florida. Follow The Burbs Bros anywhere you get your podcasts! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. We have guests here. Feel free to help yourself this amazing, delectable bento box of treats or lose girlfriend's stupid cupcakes. I got to be honest. The bento box does not travel well. Does not travel. Fresh at the house, hot.

Oh, my God. the bento box it travels like clams okay just want you to know you're throwing blame at the bento box and not at your deli buffet brisket you had not an hour ago you have a valid point

I probably should have held off on the brisket and the cracklin have you ever had crackling Sean I haven't but I've had brisket and it doesn't travel well either you're right I didn't it just travels across the street and in my bedet Not good on rice What was the meat that you just said? What's crackling?

Jay, would you like to explain it? Is that like Liverworth? He tricked me and eating it. He tricked me and eating it. Oh my God. It looks like pork belly. It is. It's pork belly.

But it's with the skin on. Pig skin. You're supposed to practice tattooing on that because it's like human flesh. Yeah. Either the fattest whites or the skinniest Asians eat that. There's no minute.

That is a very, very well thought I'll thought. It's a stute. It's a student. My God. That is right on the money. If you go to any Chinese restaurant where they have that, it's skinny people and fat guys like me trying to use chopsticks. It's like Eastern Asian.

If you have crackling in moderation, you're a skinny Asian guy. It was gross. You know what? Because they eat crackling. They walk around the block 76,000 times. Yeah, exactly. That's all they have. That's how they keep warm.

I live near Chinatown. I know all the train. Oh, this is disgusting. He made me eat it. Well, he asked me, he goes, try it. It's really crispy. And then I've been into it, and the skin pulled off of it like human, like arm meat. It was crazy. What, you army hammer?

Yeah. I felt like it. Because we got, we got, we didn't get fresh crackling. And now I have the thirst. I feel like if you get crackling, it's got to be fresh. Got to be crackling right out of the fucking crackle. We got, we got, we got. Crackle Crackle is the, is the slogan of the show.

And now I stalk the night for my prey Because I have the thirst now How old was this crackling I need to find out? It had to be from this morning in a buffet I got the last few pieces of the crackling And the one that I gave him though Looked like it was the best piece But sometimes looks are deceived

And that one It was as hard as you would think to It made me appreciate what Mike Tyson did do A Vanderholy feel It's not easy to take flesh with your teeth I agree I agree Oh let me give a proper introduction to our guest

everybody at the podcast the burbs bros is available wherever you get your podcast it is the great dan st germane and sean donnelly joining us yay thank you for having me man you guys appreciate it a lot of news since last time we talked guys a lot of news a lot of things going on let me ask really quickly before we start on the on the UFO news jay have you have you come any closer to the fold here have you anything that you've seen considering how much information is out there now are you closer to believing that something is going on with with UFOs and aliens in the in the public public domain no but i always i like to listen he burped and said no at the same i like to listen though i do like to listen to it i tell you i tell you i tell you i tell you i have been following something that's been going on oh i thought bobby was going to tell you that your wife's having an affair i don't follow that anymore I'm going to initially set that up

I actually set that That guy's an alien but he's an illegal alien Once it happened I got to step away and let her do it again I did ask my friends I told yours He goes Hopefully having an affair man

Yeah I would love it If she was getting banged out I was doing this show That would be me so happy But she's not Because I show up and she still has the same face No

I've been You know because I have had an encounter myself on the West Side Highway, which I, this last weekend, had shown Shane and he said it was balloons. Shane, who? Shane Gillis.

I'm not going to name drop. The foremost, Shane McDonald's. He's doing too, he's doing, he's too rich to think this is real. Right. He's right. Is he completely, he does not buy any of it. Now listen.

Not with all that money now. I will give it to him. He doesn't want this to end? He did tell. me to Google cluster of balloons it looked very similar but I said

are there a gray metallic cluster of balloons which they have Bobby can I ask you a question those are hard to find Bobby can ask you a question what size of a venue do I have to sell out

before you were listening to me when I told you it was balloons did it and that was only I guess I don't know what let's call it a year ago exactly is that what it looked like it looked like a bunch of those

together with a string. Christine, it's boogosphere. It's like, it's B-U-G-A. It looked like a bunch of boogist spheres together. You mean, in a cluster or separately? They call that a murder of boogospheres.

Maybe yours was a... Maybe it was a cluster of balloons. The thing I'm following now, which is intriguing me, I could have seen that. This is a real thing. Oh, the phantasm? Well, if there's controversy now,

because the University of Georgia says it's true. 12,000 years old and other people don't, and I think if it is 12,000 years old, no one's going to care. They sent it to get tight. It was in Columbia first, I believe, from Mexico. Where did they find it? The boogistphere

in South America. Just you know, the boogistphere sounds like what you should call David Tells Rogan's Fear. Oh, I'm not in the Rogan sphere, but I'm not in the Rogan sphere, but anyone David tells Boogistfeer. Bougar Fierre!

It's not making much of a difference. I mean, it's funny, but, yeah, Nobody's fucking subscribing. Anybody can join. Just smoke a cigarette on the step to the cell up. That's how I got in the boogistre. I started smoking cigarettes to get the boogosphere.

What's the new thing you're following? Okay, Christine, bring it up. Now, apparently a meteor hit the ground, and a guy found it, and inside something came out, and then it started to grow over time, and then he took it and released it into water. Yeah. And it's getting bigger and bigger.

Yeah. And people, and it looks like a, uh, like venom. I see the symbiote. It looks just like, yeah. Looks like a symbiotic from another planet. Yeah. And one of the comments on one of the videos says, it's two fish tied together trying to get, trying to get loose.

No, because if you look, this is the first. It's creepy. Look at this. It looks like stranger things, too, like what takes over them in stranger things. Now, there's nothing on this planet that you can't, this is nothing that we know. No. And, but my thing is, you know, the internet, it's monitored. If this was a real thing, these things would be off

and this guy would be disappeared. That's, I think, that's kind of what I think. He'd be gone. He'd be, be in the wind. Why would he be disappeared? Because if this is a real actual alien, this guy got this far in posting his videos, the, whatever you want to call it, CIA, would have be right on this.

Too many people have died for him to have survived. Listen, that I don't believe it. I don't believe any of this, and I didn't see anything. It was balloons. It was a cluster of fucking balloons from some kid in the Bronx. I blame Comey. It's very creepy-looking.

It's really terrible, but my only, my thing is, it is very creepy-looking, but it is something I think AI could do, but I don't know. I mean, but play this clip. Jay, look at this. AI could make you Rambo in a fake trailer. Can they? Yes. Can we do that? It's been done.

All right, let's see this. All right, so we found this meteor. It's a rock with a face on it. It fell from the sky, Jay. It doesn't like it has a smiley face on it. It looks like a potato, but yeah. Potato. know and then all of a sudden he he he it starts something's inside of it okay okay no it's not a leaf

he's put a leaf over it a leaf on the plate and the leaf was actually burning up like this thing was actually burning the leaf in real time by the way you see that right yeah you know it's really crazy now look back go back to that please Christine I'd like to go back to that please I can't rewind because I think what was happening was he was magnifying glassing um magnifying glassing the leaf from the top, because if you saw there was some harsh sunlight coming on that. Okay, well, now watch this. Now watch this little thing coming out of it. Right.

Watch this. Okay? Yeah. This little thing is moving. How do you get something to do that? Oh, you have to raise a grout. No, that's not that. So you do believe.

Yeah. I think this signal is here to save us. He's our salvation. So now, look at it, it becomes this. Yeah. It becomes this. What is our yellow? Now go to the other video.

What does our yellow sun do? This is the one that's... This is the video. Now, that little thing grew into this. This thing, and he put it in a thing of water and just let it go. I think that Instagram figured it out. Yeah. That's what I mean.

I think this hasn't made its way to, like, you know, anything else. Look at this. Watch this. So somebody said they think it's two fish tied together with crap on top of it. And if you look at the bottom front, it doesn't like two fish. Where? The bottom front where it's flashing around. Guys, I'm trying to help you a podcast here.

And you guys, it's like, you're sitting in a gym. Do I have three Jays? I mean, let's make this happen. Bobby's got a point, Sean. That's an alien, if ever asked him. Yes. What the fuck. Perps. Burbs, bros, everybody. Perps is our next guest.

No one's ever seen, nobody's ever seen an adult beta fish because they always die from a carnival bowl you got them in. But maybe that's what they turn into when they get bigger. But this thing is growing. Every day it gets bigger and bigger. And you've got that from devil's gazing on Instagram. you're making my eye hurt you're making my eye hurt

they have they have a new one that's like it's even bigger right yeah I saw a TikTok user Kin Panama posted it so so it's got to be true so yeah we should probably run this up the TikTok ladder let's compete with elderly Chola's dancing guys I'm trying to I'm trying to be a part of this

I appreciate it for me why is that alien suddenly pro-Israel Wait a minute, where do you see fish, by the way? I want to see where the fish is. I don't know. Somebody said that. I don't think it is. By the way, this thing turned down the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

It's. I got sipping my eye on it. It's actually. I can't be all that bad. It's the only one that did. It can't be all that bad. Bulkutley and this thing. Yeah, it'll take, it'll body.

snatches, but it's got principles. Riyat, Riyadh's Festival Wayne Brady and friends, and this comes out. This thing is great at improv. You give this thing a job and an accent. It's going to go to work. Oh, my God.

You got to let him cook. Is there another video? I think there's another video where it actually got bigger. It got even bigger, yeah. Really, I'd be surprised that it's not seven bazillion videos of the only alien video we have. now now there's a lot of things going on there that's how it is now which now that looks like venom or looks like the tree things wall okay that's out of the water that it couldn't be a fish

it's a crab it's not a crab you have crabs yo it looks like the thing from uh return of the living dead this is just the water in flint i mean look at that thing that's crazy oh kin panama King Panama figured it out. And he only follows five people. I can't even notice it. I just knows how much more of a following Kim Panama has compared to me. And I'm like, fuck this guy. So what is it saying?

But also like... I mean, it's a crab, all right? For something that looks terrifying. It's not a crab. It hasn't killed King Panama yet. Yeah. It's not a crab. Well, he raised it.

Now what we have to do is leave this thing away from Kim Panama for like 10 years and see if when they are reunited if the thing goes to it. Like that lion? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's from England? Look how big it got. Oh, my God. It's terrifying.

I'll give you that. It's going under the, I mean, it's getting bigger and bigger every week. But then why is, but they don't have anything, like the boogersphere thing he said, like they went and they had a carbon dated 12,000 years old. Oh, so your alien sphere is real and my fucking venom's not real? Okay. I hope mine's real. Because when it comes, I'm going to say, you didn't believe.

Get them. What a problem? with glitter on it. It is. He tortured a crab. You think it's a gay crab? If this is special effects, this guy's amazing.

This guy should be a prison for what he's done to this crab. He starts co-hosting a podcast with it and just destroys ours. It's not a crap. Do you think this is what the Exxon Valdez disaster caused? This is a very BP oil. They just put oil over kittens.

This is a big oil. This is big oil again. They wash it off. It's just a duck. It's a pure white duck. They'd rather tell you it's an alien than that. I think it's terrifying and I don't know why anybody has nobody else has been like why isn't there a thousand people outside Ken Panama's place yeah he's where is it where is he's in like he's in South America's yeah you can't get

there with the tariffs and all the shit going on it it's hard to get down there oh the alien tariffs we need to start making our own aliens I don't know what that became JFK 100% tariffs on aliens Dude both of them are going to get taken by ice Wow that would be great If they deported our aliens There is something we didn't cover on our show That's become like a big news thing

And this was like eight months ago I don't know if you remember this Sean Maybe you guys remember too What is it that we have our first show On the Fishbowl next week? No it was Miami And all these people were seeing like 8 foot 10 foot tall shadow people

It's Miami Mall And there was a huge ton of cops there I remember this People still swear by it. There's still like, still like regular-ass people swearing by it. There's video of them. It's the Miami Heat. No one knows the players anymore.

There's videos of all the cops there, which could be anything. Since Jimmy Butter left, they're just a bunch of tall shadow people. Miami Heat, there's no names in the team anymore. There's giant tall shadow people. And I think five below starting to half pull down their gate. Upon further inspection, it was actually Chris Boschville. Five below. They had to pull the gate halfway down.

I know. We still have five minutes open technically, but we're just letting the people in, out. Now, this sphere, I want to know about this fear. They found this in the jungle underground. They dug it up. Oh, the sphere? They just find it. This guy found it.

Underneath the ground. Did he like... No, he found it on the ground. It was just out. It was like deactivate, whatever it was, but it went from, from, it was in, I think it was that one was in Mexico, and then it went to Georgia, and they had a test at the University of Georgia, and they had all the payable. work online. You can see multiple videos of people describing the paperwork. You can check out the paperwork online. And it was carbon-dated. The metal from the object was 12,000 years old. Like, it was like from way back in the day. But now universities have become so politicized, either left or right, that it's probably going to be impossible to get an accurate read on this.

But it's metal. Did they describe what? Harvard's not going to believe the Jewish theories. Either Columbia or all the other ones. The only one that's going to believe it is Bunker Hill Community College. He had to pretend it's a Christmas ball just to get it through that. Harvard hates you so much. They turned on Brendan Frazier, and he was walking them to a championship that year. He was walking them to a championship. He was the best player in all of white football. And they fucking, what did they do?

The second they find he's Jewish, Jew go home. Swastikas everywhere. This player in soft helmet football. Philadelphia is such a racist place. They would celebrate all of their black athletes as long as they win championship. What was that? What was the He was in with Joe?

What was it? It was Joe Pesci and Brandon Frazier. That was, uh, honors. Honors. With honors. With honors. Yeah, that was the worst. No, he's speech at the end.

Let me tell you something. I'm Joe Pesci and I'm doing a character, but it's the same character with the little oops on the end of my words. You don't think I'm smart? Maybe I'm not. But politically, I can't say it. Shut the fuck up. He's homeless time.

Just be a mobster, you fucking short shit. I call that. that a Lara Flynn Boyle vehicle with honors the Lara Flynn Boyle vehicle because you forget like Joe Pesci who's so great and like a couple movies that like you're like why this guy disappear and then you like go through the 90s

you're like oh rap album R&B album with honors like you can just keep seeing he had like a crooner one too he wanted to be like a Frank Sinatra type yeah that's right he got the four what is it the the Valley brother

what's his name the Frank Valley No, no, no, Frankie Valley Those videos are crazy He actually got, he was supposed He was a crooner to begin with Oh, he really was, I think What's that Broadway show? We all are for the record

Frankie Valley Jersey Boys Jersey Boys That he was the guy That got that band together Really? Yeah Joe Pesci was?

Joe Pesci Four seasons I'll tell you this again though We're all crooners in here Everybody in this room is a crooner Hey, you say tomato I say tomato Tomato

Tomato We call the whole thing off that easy. We just crooned. That's how horrible of not a yes. It had to be talent that people can do while drunk. It's like crooning is the bowling of music. It's like bowling of athletics.

It's really, it's, you don't have to do anything. You ever see the Frankie Valley videos now? When he goes to those shows now, they just play the record. And then he just stands there and moves his mouth. Talk about aliens. Frankie Valley now. They have the son of, have you seen son of Chucky? the son of Chucky

looks like Frankie Valley now like there's the same vacancy in the face Christine can you find out if Joe Pesci really started that he just made that up Yeah yeah I did that and I found the boogersphere You fucking guy should be singing together

But the boogersphere That's a real thing But I don't you know I've been in it since 2002 The boogers view I've never been in it You open it up It's a box out of stakes of memory Well what is it?

My first day in the booer fear Hang on a second Really, this just didn't Bebe, beep, beep, beep, beep My, there was balloons I saw And Joe Pesci did not start the four business Me and you The way they said it

It's like they're responding to Bobby No, and Joe Pishy did not start the first thing No, Bobby But he was instrumental In their formation By introducing his friends Frankie Valley to the songwriter Bob

G word Guadino Guadio You don't say Guido Guadio Gordio Gordio So all right

But this thing that they found This sphere Yeah That's not even the biggest news guys It's not All right hang on We'll get the other one Is it metal?

Yeah So it's metal from this planet It has those designs you saw But it's from this planet It's not from another planet It's metal we know It's metal we know No it's metal we

But it's in formation Real quick Did it say Made in USA anywhere on it. So it says made in Taiwan, Bobby. And it had a Trump tie inside. No, but it did, the thing that's different about it.

Was there a swastika around? But the thing about it's different about the bugosphere and also some metal they found. I don't know if it was Uamua or something like that. They're just saying words now. He's all sound like offensive linemen from, can you Google if I know what the fuck I'm talking about? This is Gordia. Just this Gordio.

Toahama wooahua. It's a formation we haven't seen before. So it's like metals that are alloyed together. I'm sorry, yeah. There's no earth's explanation. Is there a way to like reverse, is I was trying to reverse engineer that or something? It's put together.

Like, you know, they have, like, you know, when you put together these metals, they have like, you know, the isotopes and like the atomic arrangement of it. These, this one, the sphere and some other things from the past have been set up in a way for us to do. We don't have the wherewithal to do it. do it on this. Now, the humans don't have the ability to do it.

Was the, the wheel or the sphere invented back then? They don't know what, they don't know what. I think it was right around when Rogan came back

for a second run. Not that's fair. Okay. Pardon me. It's, well, with the oldest, like, human civilization,

we'd know, I guess it's like 4,400 B.C. I'm not totally sure. The first was, Samarians, right? That's the first one that we know. So, basically,

12,000 years old, where the hell did it come from? Well, the theory, there are theories, what I'm trying to get at it is that there's theories that, like, this isn't the first time around for humans, and there were other societies that were wiped out, and, like, it's a constant eugenics experiment, and essentially, every once in a while, these super beings just kind of flatten the field and start over. Well, could it be, though, that... Are you saying Hitler was right? I'm sorry, I'm between the lines, I think, a little, a little, but I think,

Densie Trin. It's co-signing the work of Hitler? Here you go right here. Here's all the info. I'm never going to get on the note, boys. It was Columbia this year. It has formations, unlike anything seen before, its composition and advanced internal architecture, discovered through scientific analysis.

It led to speculation about its origin and defied conventional manufacturing methods. So that's what they're talking about when they said it. Like, how it was built. They don't know how this thing was built. And now that they have the carbon dating, it dates from 12,000. Is there a Pokemon inside? It's a char d'ar. I don't know what the Pokemon.

Char dar. No, but it's good that you don't know. Don't look at me. Like, I don't even have kids. You have like a stepson. I don't know. If I knew, it would be a problem. Sean, what's that new Japanese toy all the kids like?

All the girls in the school outfits like? You know, the ones that you say are going to be really pretty when they get all? You know those ones. Not hot, but like pretty? Really pretty. Like, you think you'd make a good husband for them? What are you say you have something bigger than this? Something better, bigger?

Well, it's a big. It's a bigger news. Well, it's been going on for a while. It's a three-eye atlas. I don't know if you guys have heard about this. It's a meteor that is headed for towards the direction of Earth. And there's a sign, Harvard scientist named Avi Loeb, who has been quoted as saying,

he's like, we have to think that's like... The Holocaust never happened? What? He was going to sing the Holocaust ever happened? No, he's definitely not in that kid. He's Israeli, so no. Lisa Loves brother, yes. He wrote the song, actually.

No. And he full on says that we had the thing outside the box, and this thing that's coming towards us seems to be, like, intelligently operated. It's been changing path on its own. It's not natural. It's bigger than most media. You know what's weird. I'll tell you what's weird.

Is that somebody was explaining Elon Musk, all the stuff he's doing right now. Now he's the richest guy in the world. Yeah. He knows stuff we don't know. Right. Everything he's doing is tunnels, batteries, Twitter. Space.

Yeah. Everything he's doing is. to figure out a way to get the fuck off this planet and get to another planet because he might know something's about to happen to us in the next 50 years and he wants to be out.

That's very... I just made that number up. I literally think that's very optimistic. He literally just made that number. He thinks 5 years. Something's coming. Everything he's doing is to live on another planet under the ground, get there, go under ground, use the

sun for energy to I mean, if you look at all the stuff, he does. I agree. And you see the other billionaires are setting up, if you might stay here, you're setting up... Amazon? Yeah, they're setting up bunkers in New Zealand.

Yeah, they're doing all these crazy bunkers. They're not telling people. They know something. I have a man cave. It's not going to protect you from what's coming. What do you mean? I got dry cereal and video games. How much dry cereal?

Like Costco boxes. And a foosball table? Yeah, I got a food bowl table. electric drums. Is there going to be electricity? I don't have a generator. Is there going to be electricity involved in this? Jay's going to be just a thin thing

with a big head in the chair playing video games. I am the Oracle. So what do they say this thing is coming? Is it a ship? So they don't know, but Avi Loeb is saying we have to be open to the idea that it is a ship.

And the idea that he says, the trajectory that it's on, it naturally taking this path, there's like a point zero zero one. He does the whole math. You can just countless interviews

he breaks it down. You can literally say the math to us right now and we'd accept it. Right. Same thing. Well, that's what he did with us and we immediately accept it.

But he also, he's legit. I'm not so fast, guys. You crack your knuckles? I've been waiting to use this. I've got some formulas in my man came. You did the fucking Goodwill hunting thing? None of this makes sense, yeah.

You know these video games have loading times. I can't just play video games that occupy my mind between. I can't just crush candy. But, yeah, there's a couple of things. Well, that's the, there's one actually. That's from, he's been releasing an article like every day. But the one from three days ago, Christine, is like where he really breaks it down.

The one about bad bunnies is weirdest, but everything else is pretty much. Oh, Jesus. That is. He's upset about the Super Bowl. Yeah, that's one way of the nature of reality of reality. That would be involved. That probably would get aliens pissed off enough to come here to find a bad bunny. Come on.

Who's a halftime show for? some other things about it. It is emitting way more, it's emitting way less water than a normal comet does. It has changed colors and tilted in the direction of the sun. Does it have truck lights on it? Tiny balls. It changed colors. What was it?

Post Malone and Michigan Kelly's music. Hey! Am I don't get it. To find out comets emit water? Yeah. I didn't know it to last. Guys, ignore Jacob. I'm sorry. You even waste your time. They have limited time here, Jacob.

You want to fucking pull the brakes every five seconds with fucking common knowledge, you dip shit? Fucking idiot. Eat one of lose girlfriends' shitty, shitty stupid cupcakes, please. I think they look pretty good. She didn't make them. I'm sure they're fantastic, but it's in the way of our super expensive bento box we brought. Of course she didn't make them. Oh, I didn't make it.

She's a big Indian. She's black and Indian. We're working on a racist name for that. We can't figure it out yet. Christine had to go on Bligindian. Well, the problem is if you put Indian in front of the N-word, it's just mostly the N-word. Maybe we can ask the aliens when they come. All right, so what's going on with it?

So basically what I was trying to say before is like the math. Avi Loeb's saying the math of it is like, for it to be taking the path it's taking on it's like a natural object, and it'd be a natural object, there's like a 0.00-10 chance that that's even what happened. There's like very minimal chance of this thing It's like me selling out the garden In my comedy career If you kidnapped AOC, maybe But

You should keep that in the back of your mind As a possibility Hey, don't get political on the show They don't like it No, Bobby, don't seek her out But if you cross paths It's got to be heavier It's actually heavier

than a normal comment That's why they're saying Can I, this is what fucks me up I know How they know Listen, how do you know How do you know how heavy it is Instruments

The James James Webb Telescope. The James Webb Telescope. Oh, sorry. Don't look at it. You mean me to say it? The James Webb Telescope. I'm sorry.

What was it? The James Webb Telescope. Instrument. It's an instrument. It's not. How does the telescope know it's weight? Because it's, it's. Guy, wait, stop.

Go ahead, Jay. Listen, I could just tell you this, but you drag these guys out of bed and you make them come here. I guess they'll tell us. you. We just got up an hour ago. That's shit. It's six o'clock. I'm pretty sure it's based off the light that's given off the speed, the size of what the object's being shown.

Like, they can just tell, with area space it's going through, they can tell how fast it should be going. So, really? So if I have... Oh, you say it like this? Did you get it now? I got it. Thank you. I didn't know if you probably understand when he said in those normal words.

When you said it, it made sense to me. Can you translate for the rest of the show? I speak Bobby. They're nervous as a Trojan horse that this thing has a bunch of little ships inside. Yeah, but what if it's just made a cheese curl stuff? That'd be amazing. It's a moon cheese? If a Cheetos viral campaign, that'd be fucking awesome.

Cheeto dust. Oh, I know is there's a lot of news coming out about this. We're talking about nuking a comet that may be coming into our orbit. That was another story. Like the movies. Oh, Jay, we should sign up to go. I don't know if they use oil rigors for that. Yeah, we could be oral rigors.

You just show up and you say your oil rigors. Yeah, dude. We could just show up and see your oil rigors. You're going to have to grow a little more of a beard, if I'm being honest. And I'm going to have to get mine a little more unmanicured. I can't show up with these popping club eyebrows. They're not going to believe I'm up there getting ready to do some grunt work. Hey, why do your work boots only look like their first style?

Because they are. Method Man's boots are clean, too. That's why he's not up here on this meteor. I'd love the flight of the meteor. Nobody was a professional last time they did it. No, that's true Nobody's professional That's the best types to get

Well, I mean the pilots were But besides that it was Michael Clark Duncan Who, let's be honest Right there I know how they move us around On an airplane for weight problems That's got to be a hell of a fucking

You figure out on a spaceship Yeah, for sure Steve Buscemi Who they knew was gonna get space dementia He's making a back heavy Last time he just Excuse me Mr. Duncan We got to move you to the front of the space channel

I don't know this day It's a space ship Doesn't it matter? Doesn't even mean to you? Ah. Let me take away your fear. Ah. John Carvey, like to drink, but spell different.

So you, this thing is coming to Earth. It's on its way. Can I ask you a question? They know how much it weighs. They know it's admitting less water. They know the size of it. Now, when is it going to be here? In time for the holidays.

They say November. It's guys, it's not coming in November. It's a Black Friday sale. Well, if it's a... No, the Eagles play on Black Friday. Ooh, I died doing what I love, watching the Eagles. So it's going to be here that fast. That's what they say.

So what are they going to do? Are they going to try to prevent it? Are they going to go meet it? Well, there's another threat to the story. Is somebody on an organ going, this is why we can't. This is why, I mean, the UAP, to be, the UAP community is kind of,

kind of like the defense community, defense contractors where there's different camps in it. You guys have your own flag? But there is a belief that by Jeremy Corbel, who's John's friends with and George Knapp, who has been on Burbs, Bros, and our archives guys. But there is a belief that our government could be setting up a false flag attack with a spaceship. And the good thing about doing that is if you have enemies in space that we can't see, then we can fund wars forever. Well, that's true.

They bring us together to fight one enemy as a world. I don't think that's what the plan is. Remember when Ronald Reagan said it when he was talking about Star Wars? Which everybody made fun of him. Yeah, he was like, win one for the Gipper. All right, well, this tells me one thing, and this is why I don't like to believe in this stuff. Christine, our days are numbered.

Every day we have right now is a gift. So before you regret it, in your last moments, when the ray beams are coming down. This Halloween, I think you should definitely wear no pants and just a shirt when you're giving out candy this year and show the neighbor kids

because now you have limited time to make a stamp. You understand? No clue that was going. And guess this? I'm bringing Max to your neighborhood if that's happening. Thank you.

I want to see Auntie Christine's cooter. Yeah. Just your cooch hanging out just a little bit, just a taste. And then when you bend over to reach into the jackland and get them their candy, a little taste,

just a butthole. And I'm telling you, you make those kids, are never going to grow up and get to experience women in love. Yeah. So, fix that for them. They'll die happy. God, why do they... There is a belief that some of these beings run off sexual energy.

Oh, there you go. Christine, maybe you'll be saved and brought on the planet meat move. That's an occult thing, too. Which is all connected. So they're sexual energy. Christine, don't forget to work the boogospheres. So if they run up sex... Don't ignore the boogist fears.

I'm going to go motorboat Christine's boogist fears. If you're down there Don't you get the boogospheres while you're down there If they run off sexual energy Me and Jay's houses are safe Oh yeah We're fine We're not going to show up on their radar

Jacob's safe Is it a heat radar? It's not going to show up Jacob is safe as pie Jacob's house will deflect the fucking thing We're the only Survivors So most of the show will be here Black Lou is going to be possessed by that venom thing

by the end of the week. He never not fucking. That black, that thing is black, I was going to say, Lou, relaxing. Hey,

whoa. Hey, come on. Man, swing in a minute. All right. Well, listen, the podcast,

what's the name of the podcast again? Burbs bros. Burbs bros. You should both do it sometimes. I'll come on. I would love to come on. Monday's at 5. Whenever you're doing the stand,

just come, we'll record right before you come to sit. I'm 100% busy every one day. God damn it, Bobby. next time you're doing the stand just let us know and we'll get in there beforehand he's not going to let us know what time Monday night

it's usually 5 r.5 a 5 p.ms we're here I do this show 5 to 7 I know this is I mean anytime we'll do a special recording at night before yeah before your spot should we do it together in the stand yes that would be fucking crazy we'd love it I mean I'll go through Christine because I know you guys

You're getting you're getting a believer and a naysayer Who's a naysayer That'd be the most fun I believe it's coming I just told Christine the flash all the kids are pussy You would have said that whether there were aliens or not

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I'm bleeding. Christ. You want to suck it? Yeah. Suck it. Crackle crack. Get that alien here.