The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Shadowboxing with Sam Jay

Episode Date: January 29, 2026

Sam Jay is back and walks into a studio filled with chaos. Bobby sits in a chair full of chocolate and all clues point to Jacob as the culprit. | Just like Jay, she watches Baddies on the Zeus Network and turns him on to a male version of the show. | For a tv shoot, Sam once drove around Queens in a Mercedes while shirtless. | She has slimmed down with the help of Ozempic and makes fun of Bobby's old-man workout routine. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. There's chaos in the room right now. There's chaos in the room. Bobby, we don't know who the culprit is, but we're certainly to get to the bottom of it a little bit. Yeah, but our guest figured it out real quick. She may have. She very well might have.

We do have in studio with this, everybody. The great Sam Jay! What's up, y'all? She's going to be at Wise Guys in West Jordan, Utah this weekend, January, 23rd, and 24th. After that, Tempe, Arizona, San Diego. For all of our tickets, go to samjcomic.com. Thank you so much for being here. You came on a good mysterious day we found out.

We thought Bobby shit his pants, but he sat on chocolate again. No, I'm not. Fatto, fatso, fatso, fatso, fatso, fatso, fatso, fatso. I came in. I came in early. I sat down. I didn't see nothing on my chair. And I sat down.

I get up to go to the bathroom. It's weird that we have a conversation about the concert throwing shit at teal tequila they were throwing shit at her and then we were talking about Jacob and then I leave

I go to the bathroom I come back and I look at my chair there's a nugget of shit you did insult that little girl Jacob has a crush on there's no reason to shit on my chair well I don't know you made him feel like a pedophile

now I got chocolate all over my favorite hoodie yeah and who but who who Who, yeah, is my favorite hoodie. One of them is such a good hoodie. Well, you were sitting on it for a while. For a whole hour. Right.

So as I'm saying before, so you said it wasn't there before the show, but that's impossible. I didn't say that. I said I didn't see it. You didn't see it at all. I didn't see it. You don't see it. You don't see it. You don't think that might could be Jacob.

He is eating a protein bar. It's weird because he's the, you were making, you, you're helping, but the way you help is you make fun too, which I appreciate. That's all I have. You, you let, you add levity to the situation. Well, I didn't have club soda. You're two choices I can give you club soda I can bust your balls

and try right on water And then Jacob jumped up Real fast Which I thought was nice No Until He's guilt He's a little

He's a little sleazy right now He also was like I'll clean it Why is he volunteering to clean it Yeah and then Sam J walks over there and finds a Salted Salted Carmel Who

Wait a minute Where's the evidence Where's the evidence that was on my chair. It's right here, yeah. We pulled it over in. No, the actual piece of nugget that was on my chair. Oh, it's right there.

Is it the same chocolate bar? I don't think so, huh? You come in too hot, dude. Everyone's here working with you. Buddy, I just got chocolate on my favorite. You're coming in mean detectives, though. You're going like, where is it? We have it.

We're on your team. Buddy, I'm that. You always need a mean, angry cop. You watch Hill Street Blues? We're helping you. Hill Street Blues. No, my mom watched that. All right.

Bluebloods? Boston version? We get a little better now. Buddy, you always need an angry cop. There's nuts in there. Is that the same thing? Let's see a picture online of the, what brand is this? Paco.

Barbell, Bear Bell. Paco, I'm sorry. Pago was looking at me going, it's right here. I went, where's the chocolate? He goes, it's right here. He actually got sadder. Four of us said it. Jay did the response of man would do.

Like, dude, it's right here. You got sadder from your childhood trauma. from your dad. There's peanut and chocolate. There is. What's in the ingredients of the chocolate bar that? Well, I'll tell you, it's called a salty peanut bar.

Yeah, salted caramel and peanut. And then if you look in the wrapper, which I did, there's some remnants of chocolate. There's a little chocolate in there. I'm not sitting down anymore. Like on the wrapper, like it had me. Jay. Jay, if you pour water on that,

if you pour water on that. That was going to. Glasses is so perfect. Use your glasses as a magnifying glass to see if it matches. It's a milk chocolate base, Robert. It's a milk chocolate base on both. It can very, very feasibly be the same chocolate. Where's Jacob right now?

Washing the evidence out of my... Absolutely. Taking his fingerprints out of your shirt. Why would he do that to me? He came over to clean your... He came over to clean your... Your microphone. I was in the chair when he came over.

And he slid it behind you. Oh, wow. Smooth. Fucking slit it behind you, dude. He flimflamed you. Why, though? What did I do? Well, he's your enemy.

I never thought. Is he that? He's the greatest enemy of the show. Jacob, he's getting me of the show. He hates fun and smiles and laughter. You know what? He got it right by me. Don't you remember?

I said it's my favorite, Christine, where I was like, man, Roxanne Chante is so happy on her show. I listen to her and I want to be in that studio. Why is she so happy? Christine said, you don't have to look at Jacob's face in that studio. They just freestyle rap.

Everyone rap, nonsense rap. Roxanne Chonte. She still rapes like it's 1984. She's like, we're having fun up in here. We're letting everybody in here. She's awful. That sounds like an awesome time. Yeah.

It sounds so fun because there's no Jacob in there, fucking planting fucking salty caramel dukees on the chair and i started praying when i joined the show because of jaco's face brought me back to god the only way i could get out of it the funk i was in i didn't know what it was and then it was jacob's face and i jesus saved me and maybe that's why maybe he maybe maybe he hates me maybe he hates you and me maybe hates both of us because we're losing weight and we're getting into shape and he likes to be the only one maybe because he put the chocolate on the thing Maybe that's like a, hey, fat, so he'll always be fat.

Oh, he's short. He's short, so his thing might also be, yeah, he's like. It's interesting you think he's in shape because I don't, I didn't find that to be in shape. God damn it, why wasn't he here? He's not. Can you replay that for him? He's healthy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he just looks like he could survive.

He's healthy in the 1800s. Yes, exactly. He's exercise that require you saying things like, oh, healthy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Hop. Everything's just like maybe some body weight, like jumps. Yeah.

A lot of form things. Right. He's healthy that you eat once a day when you hear a bell. That type of healthy. Hap. Yeah, no, Jacob's a pretty healthy dude, but yeah, he's not... Why would you think he would do... I mean, is he that evil?

That he would just throw a chocolate bar on my seat? Sure. Yeah. Why do you think he's above that? You think they planned this at the Dan dinner? Yeah, Dan, you know, Dan used to be the co-eastern. host with me here he still takes the whole crew out for lunch once a month oh wow not us these guys oh wow and then they go there and they bitch to Dan like fucking chicks yeah yeah like a couple

of fucking broads yeah mainly about not black Lou black Lou tells him that the restaurant subpar for Dan's bank yeah for Dave's bank account it's true he goes why are we at this franchise horseship place when we should be somewhere else you're doing good work he's doing great work but these guys over here just look at him like this the whole time like oh I'll have the Salisbury steak please and the fucking canned mushroom gravy. Oh my God, you were on billions. They were up in his shit. You know what's so weird about that

because I was thinking that he takes out the three guys on the show. But the real person you should meet once a month or once every few months to go to lunch with is his co-host for eight years? Yeah. You think that you would be the guy that you'd go, hey man, let's get together

once every couple months. That would be weird though if Dan took me to lunch once a month. I think it's also like an ego thing for Dan because he's like these guys are poor right that's it and he gives them he says he takes them right here half of them Sam you're not wrong but he doesn't take them

and show him the other side of life he takes into the fucking franchise shit steakhouse yeah he keeps them poor like the government before they start charging full price for appetizers 2 p.m. yeah yeah

Ted Montana Ted Montanis we have a Del Frisco's downstairs Never been. Look how many goddamn locations there are this shithole. Oh my God. Is it always 10 Montana?

Delaware got a few. Kentucky has one. Yick. Yes, it's always the same place. It's always the same place. And you guys keep going back. Jacob keeps saying out loud, he goes, I love it.

I absolutely love it. He loves it. No, no, Jacob. This one. Oh. No, Black Lou says flat out. We should go somewhere else. Black Lou's begging to go anywhere else

Some seafood some shellfish Come on, Dan You're doing all right? Ted Montana served like bison Yes, that's the thing Isn't that the whole big deal? Yeah The bison is just fucking hambrose

Bison And how do you know if it's bison? That's what I'm saying Yeah I don't Franchise bison is not good While we're talking food, Sam Can I ask you, when you are in Philly

Do you differentiate between your Massachusetts, obviously, steak and cheese, cheese steak? Hang out. Is there any difference to you? What's it called? I think in my mind, the only difference is, like, y'all will do that whiz thing, and we won't, we don't ever do that whiz. There's no place in Massachusetts you can go and whizz anything.

Always American or pro bono? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's the only difference. And I kind of stay away from the wizzy places. So what you... Jim Norton actually only goes to Philly. ask for a steak and cheese. Oh, fucking psycho.

Oh, no, no. I'll try that joke later in the conversation. When I go to the, uh, I think I'm conforming. I think when I'm there, I'm like, can I get a Philly? You say cheesecake? Yeah. Not steak and, not, I don't say steak and cheese because I just don't believe you can get a steak and cheese outside of Massachusetts.

But in Massachusetts, it's a steak and cheese. Yeah, for sure. But when you go to Philly, you say cheese steak. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that's where I'm at. Right. You assimilate. I do.

I conform a little bit. But also, I don't think it. It's a steak and cheese. It is a cheese thing. You're like not making it how we make it. Do you like Boston steak and cheese better than food? Yes. Thanks.

No, that's regional. That's where you're from. That's where you're from completely. I used to work at DeAngelo's. The Angelos actually makes a good and a good pastrami pocket. I've never had a better roast beef sandwiched in that place. I love it. Oh, Mike's.

He goes, he went to Mike's. Oh, Mike's. Yeah. Mike's is good. Even their shitty fried seafood at night is fantastic. No, it is. It is shitty seafood. But it's good.

It's so good. Do you get yourself a frap? No. Oh, they look at their frats. It's not a frat. What's that? A frap is like thicker than a milkshake. Yeah, it's not a malt.

But it's not a malt. And they make them there. They make them there. Yeah, it's not a malt. It's in between a milkshake and a malt. Yeah. I love that, and they have the pictures up on the wall that place. It's like a bunch of Boston comics, but just Boston comics.

And they're like front and center head shots of everybody. The guy who showed me, Dave Rousseau. Is that I mean? Dave Rousseau. Yeah, yeah. Scally Cap, yeah. Oh, yeah. Rousseau brought you.

Yeah, Steve Sweeney's big head. Rousseau's cool. I love Rousseau. He's a good guy. That guy shredded, too. Yeah, he'll beat his ass. Jacob? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

You could beat Jacob's ass. Yeah, the guy's not a fighter. We've had to stop Bobby's son from beating Jacob's ass. Would you... It's a child for Christ's right. Yeah, I know. Would you give me a favor and slap Jacob when he comes back in for me and just say that's from Bobby? Where?

Right across his stupid dumb face. Yeah, right across... We had to stop, like a dog, like a puppy. Like a puppy we had to tell Max He was playing too rough with Jacob We didn't tell Bobby sound We go, no, you're hurting him You're hurting him

You're hurting him He's like twisting him around by a story You're hurting Jacob I wish that wasn't true And he had Bobby to pull Max I go Max I'm picking on Jacob He's a grown man

And you're making him feel like shit Yeah he almost made Jacob Hold onto his belt hoop Walking down the street Well Well, well Well Well well

Well well well well Jacob this doesn't look good for you dude did we look up

the bear what that looks like out of package the brand thank you bear bell bear bea

bear bella thank you bear bells salted peanut protein bar let's take a look at this thing

out of package because Jacob I got a strong feeling your salty peanut thing is the thing it's on

bobby's jacket on Bobby's shirt. I can't even look at it. Is that what you've been conspiring against me since? Oh my. Let's see it. That's it. No. It's not. I opened it up during the break. I ate it in my chair. Okay. This is what I get. Yeah, but I mush the lines out. I mush the lines out. You know what I did downstairs for you? I know what you did up, but I don't know what you did up here for me.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying because it was getting crushed. Listen, I'm just saying I had nothing to do with that. Okay. I went from the bottom of my heart, washed it with Dawn at the kitchen sink. You bringing my wife into this? No. My wife's down, you're cheating? No. Keep your wife's name out of his mouth.

I went into the bathroom and breathed in somebody's duty because they were taking a shit while I was drying that for 10 minutes. So now you got shit air all over his jacket too. It's in my lungs is where it's in. But blame me for it. You have hepatitis F. Listen, we're not blaming you. Oh, you were.

We're not blaming you. I'm just saying that it was really strange. When you left, there was a nugget of chocolate. And then Sam J went over and found a rapper of chocolate and said, whoa, what's this? I was eating it when Sam came in. Also, you were eating some of it. And also.

We found out, you went over there to clean the mic at some point during the show. So you had access. You did. And you go to dinner with Dan once. every couple months. And betray the whole community. Yeah. For mediocre food.

Lunch with Dan is special. That has nothing to do with this. Not to Dan. It's not. It's a burden to Dan. You son of a bitch. And I cleaned your station in front of you. Sam, are you familiar with the Zeus Network at all?

Bonfire news. No, Zeus Network. Yeah, we have known. We're going to do that. No, Zeus. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I am. Baddy's Baddy, shut of God.

I'm on, unfortunately, I'm very familiar. No. Oh, don't say it's my favorite television in the world. What are you what? The baddies. You're watching the baddies. I don't know that I like that. It's terrible.

I mean, they're awful. They're awful. They're awful people, all of them, yeah. The whole thing is bad. I'm with Sam. And they're all rappers. It's pretty great. I'm with Sam.

You love it. It's bonding with his daughter. It's bonding with my daughter. Oh, that's good. Who's her favorite batty? None of them. No, no, she gets it. She gets to this ridiculous.

But she also went to their live show and they came because she likes the chaos. She's always been like reality TV with me. And so she like, I mean, they don't, they unironically love the opening theme song by Natalie Nunn, but they're kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's 22, 23, 23. When the baddies went to Africa,

I was like, this might be worse than colonization. They did, you're right. This is very not good. You're absolutely right. It's better to steal black people than bring those girls to Africa. I agree. You can make a strong argument for that.

That would hold up somewhere. I almost get kicked out of the country like every day. They almost get it. Brazil and Africa, they almost got kicked out of several times and they were saying like, yo, this is bad.

Like, we come here and act like this at like a wine bar in like Cape Town, South Africa. Those people would rather be trampled by elephants. You know what they did it? They did it for the legality of it, for sure. And they did it for the, so you can get the girls on there like, Nikki Minaj's like sister was underage.

So you can get her drinking though if you take it to Africa and stuff. So that's why they do all that. But I'm curious about this right here because I don't, this is Sukiana. And, well, no, she's known a little bit. Like, she, I tell you, she performed when I did the Porn Awards. When I was at Porn Awards, she was the performer.

She also was having an affair with Ray J for a little while. Perfect. Yeah, yeah. She is the only person to speak, everyone seems to be okay with it, the Big Gretch, who's definitely, what is her background? It just makes me laugh that you know all these girls. Just a few. But you know them like their cousins. Big Gretch.

No, I know their names. That's Big Lex. Big Gretch, Sukiana. I don't know who that is right there. But Summer, and then Summer's a motherfucker. So she's arguing they just really is performed in New York. And Big Gretsch got booed because she is definitely not black at all. I don't know what she says.

She's Puerto Rican and White. Okay, Puerto Rican and White. She says the N-word a bunch. And it's like one of those, like, she doesn't understand how everyone doesn't just understand that it's cool if she does. That argument is like, it's such falls on deaf ears. She's like, it's fine. I'm not white. He goes, I still.

It's just weird. It looks like you are. So she's just, she has Lewis-Nomez disease? She's not the right Puerto Rican to do it. She's definitely the right Puerto Rican to do it. Yeah, like she's not giving Cardi B. No, not at all. They're like, you know, their whole thing is like being like Ritzy bitches and shit.

It's fucking, God damn it is a good show. But it probably is bad for people overall. So I think they call these people their fans. Like, oh, all of our fans are out there. We shouldn't be fighting in front of the fans. Like, fans is a wrong word, though. Yes. It's bad for like the whole thing.

Also, like, they just get beat up. Because now that, because they, like, beat each other up, and that's how you get on the show and get, like, some level of fame or infamy. Now, like, when they walk down the street, random bitches are just, like, punching them in the face. It's a pinfalls count anywhere match. That's a short.

Hardcore championship. Pinfalls count anywhere. Yeah. Just for, like, props and how, like, it's like a pre-interview to get on the show. They're like, I just knocked one of your baddie bitches out, let me on next season. And it's like, but we're at Walmart.

They just fist fight the auditions. It's so wild. But they, yeah, I don't know exactly what is the kind of fame. I mean, I guess they get like brand deals and stuff, but it's all very short. It's short money. It's not, well, it can't be any reputable brand because they're beating bitches up.

So it's like not even like Hennessey. It's like. Yeah, Nike's not gonna have the N-word in one of the commercials. It's like, come to club invo tonight and see what it. Or like Steve's hard, Steve's hard seltzer, some new upstart brand. Brooklyn Girls Fight Club and like, you know. The fact that they are, well, I am impressed with their, I've been in plenty of fights in my life.

Never ever planned one, never walked into a situation for any kind of length of time where I'm like, well, I'm going to be in a fist fight here. And these girls are so willing to, like, they're having a good time. And then one girl comes in and she goes, I got a problem with you. And she'll be like, well, then bitch, let's fucking stop. And they just go. And I'm like, wow. What's so crazy to me is that they also don't have any real problem, but they know that they have to fight to stay on the show.

Like, that's where it makes, like, the people who run Zeus, like, more evil than Mona Scott who started loving hip hop, which I thought she could possibly be the most evil woman. But at least she would create fake drama. Yeah, yeah. Zeus is just like, if you want to stay here, find a reason to fucking punch somebody. So they'll just come in and be like,

you said you don't like champagne. But then I've seen you drinking champagne. I don't like bitches who lie. Yeah, yeah. It's like, who, who, who,

what? She goes, she goes you know. Sam Jay. Slap Jacob was fucking in my hoodie. So he let him up. They go,

they go, so what the fuck? So what else you're lying about, bitch? And then before you know, they're like, Chrishawn Rock's sister

is a bruiser, dude. She fucks people up. They're from Baltimore, man. Is that what it is? Yeah. Yeah.

They're from Baltimore. But the new season is going to be guys and girls and it's got, I thought the exploitation of it to be called that as Orlando Brown. What's that?

The South Central baddies? You know that Jocelyn Hernandez has the cabaret. Do you watch the cabaret? That's on Zeus also, yeah. Yes. Okay, so now she's leaving the cabaret and she's starting her own show on her own network. This one is just like the cabaret, but with men.

So it's male strippers, like taking their dicks out, slapping ladies in the face with them, but also beating the fuck out of each other. I'll be watching. Yeah. I'll be watching and jerking. They put out an even more like, like the most ghetto one ever now is

where's the South Central baddy? You started another, it's another, and that's like there's not even, they're not even getting glamored up. This is straight up rap and beat the shit out of each other. Did you see the gay boys? No. There's bad boys. They had one season on Zeus and then they tried to take it up their own.

Plus, they're bringing back with the guys, but they're doing just guys, blue face and Orlando Brown. Who's going to stop exploring this poor Orlando Brown? That kid's so fucked in the head, man But he just needs help I'd like to believe that Orlando goes home And like wipes his face off

And he's like a very sane man Who's just like this is what I gotta do They just keep interviewing him He'll be wearing like a fucking like a Like a spinning fucking hat beanie And just talking about like Nick Cannon Used to suck my dick all the time Yeah yeah yeah

And you're like is there anything to back that up And I go no I love that though I like that he's kind of making a mockery of what we've become entertained by Sure, but I mean, I think he's genuinely troubled. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's fucking. Can we get back to the show where they slap chicks in the face with their dicks?

Do you, now, to be on the show, do you have to be able to slap somebody in the face with it? You mean there's a dick need to be long and girl. I'm just saying, could I mush it into somebody's face if I wanted to be on the show? You won't get hired. No, no, no, no. You want to hang your hard. They want good slaps. They want a slap slap.

Yeah. It's got to be able to fit in that weird, like, sleeve thong. Yeah, exactly. Because I was going to say those shows, what I, the bummer. of all the things they show and the fights and, I mean, hitting each other, leaking, like fucking cutting each other up. All kinds.

The girl got her, that girl who said the N-word got her neck, like, cut. Last week, it's, I've never seen the guys thought, I couldn't imagine that, but the legality of it has to be. Oh, yeah, they sign away their lives. Oh, yeah. Yeah, for sure.

There's just, like, anything happened. Did you see the one with the girl dislocated her arm and she banged it on the wall so she could keep fighting? Like, fucking rigs? Like, fucking lethal weapons? Jesus Christ That's what Houdini did to get at us

Ticken straight jackets They're tough Bring up the commercial, bring up the trailer for the baddies South Central Baddy South Central sounds nuts It's just, it's worse somehow It's in South Central I guess

Well these girls are from all over the place On baddies They're like known to fight They have to do exercise and shit? Well they gotta make them do something But all the blood shit All the bloodshed they show. No one censored nudity, which I find strange.

Of all things, they would stop. Even on the strip club one, they censor the nudity. You know what? It's a lot to show a titty. Yeah. It's a lot. There's a lot of rules around tities coming out. Really?

Not that many rules around. Did you have any tities on your show? Was it a thing? Yeah, I pulled my tities out on my show. It was a lot of red tape to get those tithes approved to be out. Is it more to cover that you don't later on go, how could you guys have put that up? No, it's just like.

rules to it all like even we had to go through like the city of New York and they were like if these tithes are going to come out they got to come out in Queens and they got to only come out for these two blocks if the titty's past these two blocks there's a titty block in Queens? There's a titty ordinance 17 yo I didn't have a police escort they were like these tities got to be monitored all the way down the body it was like a bit did you did you did you walk outside did you walk outside naked with your tities out I was in a I was in a drop top bins and like in 1980s bins with gold rooms and Jack Knight was driving

and I had my titties out and it was because that was always something I wanted to do. Feel the wind on your tities? Feel the wind on my tities like a real boy. I understand. Sometimes I've recently started sleeping without my tank top on and I really do. I feel masculine. It was pretty fire. I had my du rag on. The flat was out.

I have the exact opposite. I want to swim. I want to swim without my shirt on, but I'll never do it. You can do that. No, not now. You do it in my house. Yeah, in front of you. You're the same as me.

Oh, you mean like at the beach. Fat, fat, fat, so, fato. He's fat, too. It's okay, he's fat, too. It's okay. I'll take mine off this off. We both probably convince ourselves that we look a little better than the other one.

Christine's seen this before. Christine knows what it looks like. That's what you do? We both convince each other that we look a little better than the other. He goes, well, Bobby's doing it. I look a little better than that. Bobby says the same exact thing probably about me. I look a little better than J.

So I'll take over there. That's the problem with, like, obesity in America is, like, there's always someone fatter, you know? Like, when I first started losing weight, I was like, I had a problem with my way for a long time because I would always see a fatter-nigger than me. Like, there's always, so you turn out my 600-pound life and you're like, well, I have a neck, you know, so I'm going to keep going. And, like, there's always a bigger person.

I did the same thing with Ralphie Mae and John Panette, and then they died, and somebody on Twitter went, How does it feel to be the fattest comic alive? Damn, we were on the top now. It's not talked about often, but one of the worst crimes is fat on fat crime, because, I mean, we can go back to school as a fat kid. If a fatter kid came to school,

I'd give that kid as much shit as anybody because you're like, ah, because it's not me, right? Hey, right, right. That guy's a little, and it was like, you'd be meaner than anybody because you were just trying to deflect from yourself. So weird. Yeah, I think that also happens with ugly chicks.

Yeah. Same thing. Bad attitudes? Like uglier than anything. Like, there's an uglier one, so now it's time to go at her. Oh, yeah. Yeah. How'd you, you lost the way, because you look great now.

Yeah, yeah, I figured it out. You figured it out. Yeah, yeah. Little O-ZMPIC. Once that weight started coming out from the OZMP, it was easier to, like, move around in the gym and, like, walk and, like, do stuff. You don't exercise more, yeah, when you lose. Yeah, and I was, like, motivated to do it. Are you still with that girl?

Yeah, man, don't be, well, that's a motivation, too. Don't be, you know, worrying about. I got going on with my stuff. Sorry, I fucking blew up your spot. Bobby had the greatest weekend of his life with you and Shane a couple months back. We had a good time. My girl said she said. Oh, shit.

She saw you in the gym. Well, first of all, I got to tell you, I was in the gym working out doing my little old guy workout. That's what she said. She came in and was doing this fucking crazy workout. Bro, I do not go to the gym with her. She's like a real gym fucking girl. And she's always like, workout with me. And I'm like, hell, like, she jumped.

on the shit, it jumps down. It's like, no, dog. You guys. But I had 20-pound dumbbells and I was just going up and down. That's what she said? I saw that guy. And I was like, what guy's with the white one? He was working out like a lady.

And she was like, he was doing his like little tie bow stuff. Oh, Jesus Christ. Here's the worst part. Here's the worst part. I chose, no, no, no, it's worse. With five pound weights? I chose that day. I didn't know she was in the gym.

And I chose that day to do shadow boxing. I was doing shadow boxing. Chows that day. And then I looked over and she's like power lifting like 500 pounds on the leg machine. And I was like, I got to keep going. No, it's like intimidating. It was the worst. You go, I did chest and vies yesterday.

Today's jazzercise. And then tomorrow I go back to heavy cranking again. Tomorrow's deadlifts, squats. I had my band with me. It was fucking terrible. It's intimidating because I'm still like, I'm like flabby still for sure. Me too. She is like fit and cold and hot and it's like,

I mean, just go do that on your own. You have a hard time? Are you have with insecurity of yourself at all? Like, look, what? Do you have a hard time believing ever that she's into you? Do you know what I'm saying? Like, do you have to get over anything? No, because I'm like, I know I'm cool as shit.

You know what I mean? I don't know. I'm like, I'm hella cool. You know what I'm saying? So I know, like, my charisma and, like, my sauce. I'm like, you're not going to find this sauce nowhere else. I'm saying a bit. But it brings, like, where.

where like the looks or like whatever they're like they find themselves attracted to whatever it is you are it's interesting yeah yeah no there is there is a little bit of like like when we're like fucking you know and i take my shirt off and i'm like she could definitely be with someone that has abs and shit for sure christian why are you nod in your head and then i consider it and i'm like maybe i should like care about abs and then she comes and i'm like i think it'll be fun I wouldn't know what you'd be about saying When I was younger I really had I really thought that I was like

Well if a girl who I think is physically out of my league Likes me at all I'm like it's nefaria I was like she's doing it for like shit reasons She's just trying to get some Or it's because being there's I think you have to get over a little of that After a while and be like

Now they're just like they're past whatever That thing you think She's also Cuban So I'm like she wants a little She wants a little poppy gut Yeah that's right Big poppy Yeah she's uh

She's like one of the prettiest people Hey, you fucking calm down. You told me she likes chubby stomachs. Don't get me all worked like that. She likes chubby stomachs and the absence of penis. I think me and Bobby are in play. I think we are. I don't know if you know it's seven degrees outside.

Right now, me and Bobby are chubby chicks. We can just get into shadow boxing and maybe some rubber band workouts. Are those Cuban friends out here? That weekend was probably one of the greatest weekends. You know, it was hell of fun, and she was excited to see you again at a Skangfest. She was like, oh, it's funny. She's awesome.

It's always such when you meet a guy, a girl, somebody who knows's girlfriend. You want him to be cool. Yes. And she showed up, and she was, there's so many guys I know date, like hot chicks and they're just dumb, just duds. She was not a dudge. She was great. You said also the strip club, Bobby was just like. I'm speaking of Lewis Golmes, by the way.

I never seen anything like that. There was money just covering the floor. Yeah. I talked to you in private about this. You told it literally on the show. No, I did not. 100%. All right.

Well, let's talk about it again. It was a fun time. It was a fucking wild. It was the craziest night of my life. It brought old Bobby. Money on the floor of a strip club. Isn't that daunting of a story? It was, uh...

It wasn't your fucking money. You didn't have no goddamn money? There was a point where we could have... We could have... I'm so glad you. with Shane, because there's a point where it's like, it could have went another way, and he was like, let's go, let's get the fuck out of here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go. Let's get the fuck out. Yeah, yeah. We felt the, we felt the spirits swirling. Yeah, the spirit. They were swirling. Yeah, it was swirling. It was swirling. How old are you, Sam? I'm 44. 44. So what's your like, are you still, how long could you ride it out after a show? Oh, I can still go pretty, I can, all night.

Really? Yeah, five, six. Out till five, six? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really? Still. Dude, I was done last night at 1130. I was driving home trying to keep my eyes open. You know, I can do that too.

You know, I can do that too. I'm there now where it's like I can take it in hella early if that's necessary. I can do a hang late, but it's got to be like, if it makes sense, like it's more likely that I would be backstage or in a green room until four in the morning shooting the shit with five people than I would be going to another bar. At that strip club, my plant a fasciitis was killing me. I sat down. Last night I went to the strip club.

It was just me and one other common cool show remained nameless. it was pretty empty because it's Tuesday. We were there to like four. Pretty empty. Ryan. Ryan Hamilton. Just having a good conversation. I guessed it right out of the gates.

Having quality combos, you know? Kevin Brennan. And I wasn't drinking, which has been like this new thing where I'm like, I didn't know that I could do it not drinking. I was like, oh, I need to be drinking if I'm going to be like up, up, up. But I haven't been drinking. Still, I can go to like 5 a.m. You took a break from drinking or stop?

all together? Just like doing a lot less of it. You know what I mean? Tar, when you're on the road, it's trying to find it's the easiest time, too. Yeah, yeah. Also, if you don't drink, where you get super fucked up,

like drinking, because I never really get super fucked up, so I drink on the road because I don't drink a lot. I never believe that I'm super fucked up. You know, like, I'm always like, I'm good, but I think if you don't drink like that, you'd be like, hey, man, you're a little fucked up. but never fucked up to the point where you're like,

we got to worry about Sam, if that makes sense. That's the baddie spirit. I know I drank, okay, but I'm not too fucked up to know what I'm saying right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll kill every one of you and your parents. It's one of those like, I'll be like, ugh, and then you're like, you're fucked up.

And I'm like, actually, no, I'm not fucked up. I heard what you said, I heard what you said. You know what I mean? It's like I go into like, zzz. Oh, my Lord. Sam Jay, she's going to be at Wise Guys in West Jordan, Utah this weekend, taking it to those more mans. That's January 23rd and 24th.

After that, Tempe, Arizona, February 4th, San Diego, February 5th through the 7th, for tickets. And all of our tour dates, go to Sam J., J-A-Y, Samj Comic.com. And, of course, punchup.com. Slash-Up. For all of his dates, he's got laughed at on Poughkeepsie this weekend. This weekend, I'm in, uh, where the fuck am I this week? You're in Chicago. You're in Chicago.

Only one show at tickets left. One show left. Go to Big J-Comedy. com for all his tickets and tour dates and uh enjoy the pre-record tomorrow thank you so much sam for hanging out it's always a great to see you sam and uh enjoy the pre-record we'll be back on monday monday maybe maybe big snowstorm coming in oh we got i don't might even get back from chicago oh no