The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Shark Tank Ready (feat. Anthony DeVito)

Episode Date: October 26, 2021

Anthony DeVito joins The Bonfire and learns of Jay's new invention for masterbating.Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com

I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Ocarson and welcome to the Bonfire podcast. You can hear our full show every day on Series XM. Go to seriousexem.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Dan Soder. You introduce Anthony I'm gonna do some laughs. Yeah dude, they should have scored Anthony's walk to the studio. Welcome back to the show He's gonna be recording his album and Akmie comedy club in Minneapolis October 27th at the 28th. It's Anthony DeVito

His show is also my dad. It isn't Danny DeVito will be part of the New York comedy festival November 13th November 13th at Union Hall get tickets at Anthony DeVito comedy dot Can't stop bumping. Yeah, man, I love this. Is it that well? There's a common loo. When's the hoot hoot's common? Jeno's every layer of the song, which is better

than pressing the watch and hit it. He's in every crescendo. He hits every crescendo. Here we go. See what I mean? Yeah. It looks like he scored it. If you want to tell me that his dad made money off of ranging this song, other than like, he knows all the parts. She's still this goofball gets to good.

Yeah. So I guess I'll do it. She goes out on like cruise ships and just bangs out these three, man Where those two right a total clips of the heart I need a hero. She has one more. It's a heartache Who's she doesn't do turn around right? I know she doesn't try to clips of the heart. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, what's her third one? It's a heartache. It's It's a heartache. It's a heartache! He's a huckabag!

She makes a turn for that one. She's a guy's total eclipse of the heart. I need a hero. You're gonna be on board. I did not find a hero. I just heard that. Found out a guy that stole my money. That's what I found. She was hot.

She was hot when she was young. I used to take her for Barbara Mandrill. Huh? She was hot. She was hot when she was younger. I used to mistake her for Barbara Mandrill Why don't you remember what she looks like now, but I know I used to get those two confused a lot. Yeah, I just remember the Turn around bright as that video. Have you ever watched that music video? Oh It's intense. it's like, it's her name. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was a, there was a, whoever she wrote that about,

you're kind of like, I'm good. I told you, I think we're just better as friends. Well, you just think she was hot. She was hot in these. She was hot in these, but she was like your mom's hot friend. That's what it was. So when you see, and that voice, it goes, you get so big, Daniel.

Look at you, you get all excited when I hug you. So picture that lady, which you probably had happen. I had my mom. My mom had friends that were in a weird relationship with some guy who'd hear about constantly. Like, I was a little kid. My mom is in her 20s and like, my mom's friends talking about, he goes, it's just like he's not calling. And like, he thinks I'm gonna sit there and wait.

You're hearing that shit from what you think is an adult. That's Bonnie Tyler's that lady. Bonnie Tyler's the lady. Bonnie Tyler. I so tied these men. Engaged three times. I never married one. Oh my god, they love me for the two of us, but they don't love me when I'm on the ground.

Exactly. Can you go to Bonnie Tyler, total clips of the heart video? Yeah, boys is just Harvey Fire suit. Yeah. The one. Oh, you want to be a girl. Wow, it's okay. It's my impressions are very good.

DJ Lou pointed that out. Yeah, he got a, she got a scolding. Wow. to be a girl. That's okay. My impressions are very good. DJ Lou pointed that out. Yeah. Yeah. He got a scolding. Wow. How dare you. DJ Lou said that his voices were shit.

You should be so excited to have our revirstein here for a little bit. You are lucky to have Oscar Schindler price things for you. Oh my god, dude. That TV could have caught me. That's a bad, bad media for your brain. I've already forgot that that was could have got me that's how bad That's a bad weed is for your brain I've already forgot that that was the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life. I could have gotten

Four Jews for this yeah, we were saying just measuring things in Jews How many Jews that Jack had set you back? Is that fur? That was one festive element of the Holocaust that they always overlook Jews were traded for produce. Sorry. Vettis. I love that. What did you start? You saw a shouldn't there's list before, right?

I actually have. Oh, so at the end of the movie, what he does is he saves as many as he can, but he breaks himself financially on it. Sure. But then starts getting upset at the very end because he starts looking around at everything there. He's like, that sewing machine could have been too much people. And that could have been to,

so you're like, just measuring actual things in life. Here's those Jordans. How many of teen Jews? Yeah. What an unforeseen byproduct of that. Yeah, I know. That's the rest of your life you spend like that. Price and like that?

How many Jews is that? That house set you back. And, Mark and I'd be willing to share it with you. Well, it's a buyer's market, so. Here's Bonnie Tyler's total eclipse of the heart already spooky. Are you all so super weird? She's also like this. She seems not in the right place in a castle for sure.

Weird, weird set. Mom, are we going over to Cheryl's house? Is that a castle? Yeah, she's shooting her music video. Tom, her new boyfriend's paying for it. Just Dan, just go over there and have a better. Yeah, she's shooting her music video Tom her new boyfriend's paying for it just Dan just go over there and have the car a tractor and then you can then you can rent a video game on our way home Just go to her just go to the basement and play with your guys on the stairs

Video police is gonna close Hollywood videos Like the video game's 50 bucks. He's like oh, so that's like four Jews. Yeah Hollywood videos close. The video game's 50 bucks. Oh, so that's like four Jews. Yeah. Oh, I'm coming Jews that game. At least a 10-year-old Jew. One child Jew.

Many Jews, I call them tiny workers. Already starting off intense. Only light on in the house. Yeah. I turn around. Lot of candles, firehousers. Already starting off intense only light on in the house. Yeah Lot of candles firehousing By all that drapery. Yeah, so much drapery and candles. Yeah, not a smart move it It she has your friend your friends in the house. Duff got in the house Got him done in the house

Tom's dove don't worry about it Hey Bonnie Tom breach theves. Bonnie do you want to eat or you just want to keep looking at that fucking spotlight coming through the house. Oh my god dude she's such a mom's friend. I had no clue that's what she looked like. God damn. I wish our audience could just watch this with us.

We'll tweet it out at the bonfire. What the fuck is that? Yeah that's what I mean. These guys come in. Space boy. He's bright eyes, Dan. Dan, do this music videos. Does she get to fuck all these kids? Twist.

It's just her and a school, and all these school boys keep looking at her. Her dress comes up past her chanch, and I'll tell you this. What kind of school is this? Private yeah private kids get the throw pigeons at teachers the other guy to me Yeah, the men swim team is just I think French resters nescoes here Guys look these dancing ninjas You know it's fun as Bill Gates actually built a wing of this school. I'll tell you what dude here in a castle

You might as well put weird things around every cool earth It's fun as Bill Gates actually built a wing of this school. I'll tell you what dude. You're in a castle. You might as well put weird things around every course. I mean, would you, Dan, if you were building your own house, real question right now, if you guys are building your own house. Of course. I mean, and you have not bottomless money, but you could do what you want. See, there's nips.

The real wild shit. Yeah, listen, Tyler can get it. Do you of course put in a hidden room? Yes. of course and a safe in room multiple hidden room in a safe Yeah, I'm gonna I'm not going HHU's I'm not trying to fucking It's fun everybody know weird hallways that go nowhere lock from the inside That's one thing too. It's pretty funny when you have secret room though You have to tell everybody because you don't want them to find you have I did this because it's cool. It's cool that if you touch this book I'm gonna show you I touched that book what the fuck's this door?

Where he goes? No, I just haven't put anything in there yet. No, I swear to God. It's gonna be a drum room Do you do? This thing it's gonna be incredible. Don't forget. Don't forget this is catacombs You see this thing it's gonna be incredible don't forget don't forget this is catacombs No, this is what real skulls no, no human skulls now feel You're being fucking weird you're being weird. I got it cuz it's cool. I'm dangerous Well, that's a craze that ancient the ancient jump sorry What didn't he sell like um he sold those skeletons to like yeah to science right what a crazy thing you know I would just kill just straight up get women off the train it good biology class and that this hey the skeletons pretty cool huh they're like

it's immaculate you know the you know the so flesh on that before the video is over the crime of Bonnie Tyler and I believe I'm true in this is that this is the sort of thing she was most famous for the reason she's a basically a three hit wonder yeah only is because her biggest hit which is her thing she was most famous for. The reason she's basically a three hit wonder. Only is because her biggest hit, which is probably this. I don't think she's performing this well live once in her life. It's such a hot. Right, right.

I need a hero. And we're watching the other day and I go, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, so you can't do that to yourself. Yeah, you're gonna be done. You're gonna be done in three years. You're just gonna be like blind in your left eye after one of those notes. I can't see. I can't't see miss Tyler. It's real. I can't see something attached. It's gonna be like the wrestler

It's gonna be like the wrestler where they're like miss Tyler if you do this song live one more time you'll die Oh, they're bringing me back for seeing bringing me back for seeing. Just make a choice out of my ass. Oh, I'm bringing back to big 80s wonky weekend. If you ever seen a one-crick pony in the field, so fancy.

I go on right after finding you canabels. If you ever seen a one-crick pony you've seen me. They want you to follow Rob Base. You go after Rob Base and Rob F' full soul the soul they tell me ever You know what it's like to watch your song become the biggest in the world then die I gotta be out there. That's where I'm alive. That's what happened. It's not a sing fest without me

Don't you understand I'm the hero I Didn't I didn't need the hero that's the moral of the last't need the hero. That's the more of the last dragon, dude. The hero was in her the whole trouble him the whole time. Yeah, that he put it in her. Am right? I want you to show me some moves. Oh, yeah, what a weird way to ask the fuck? Wait, what that's in the last dragon? That's how you when you're the last dragon? I haven't seen seven heaven dancing at the end. At the very end, she thinks he's going again forever,

but instead he comes in in white and his formal karate uniform. Sure. It's formal Sunday. Sunday best. Oh, he got his one is dress key. Yeah. I think that's his Easter key. Yeah.

I want you to show me some moves. And his weird mid 20senty's lack of sexual knowledge, just she's just like, she loves it. Yeah, she's like, I'm gonna fuck that big old dick, you don't know what to do. I'm gonna get run through by pop stars this fucking dumb club my whole life. Excuse me, I haven't, I haven't had a fucking, there it is.

Well, you're teaching me some moves. I'm gonna have it a fucking, get this Vietnamese fuck swing. How about young, uh, member young William H. Macy is her. He starts crying kicking everybody. Poup out for power. For power.

Fuck you. Don't laugh at me. I interviewed him. Yeah, we know you. We interviewed him. And what I would say about him is he was nice enough. Yes. He took himself far more seriously than I thought he was going to So we didn't have a bad time with them. He saw that pretty early. They didn't push right but he did not

Get that it's like a cultural phenomenon for a laughable fact Yeah, he thought it was like he's like no the stunts were pretty good And we're like no they they were but yeah But I was more good was that I was 10 and they were just seeing where you stood in a circle of guys wearing football pads and Hannah Baleckter mask and sweatpants and then a ninja and then a barbarian. It would be like, it would be like,

everything I would draw this, I would draw this. I drew this, I drew this before it happened. It would be like someone being like, like, taking themselves seriously for making Capri Sun. It's a good beverage. You're like, well, it's sugary and stupid and I like it as a kid.

The pouch is revolutionary. Yeah, I guess. Pouch drink? Okay. You're the thought of that. Yeah, they're like, you're the thought of an unholdable drink. Cool, okay.

You drink this on the space station. Yeah, I'm an asshole, cause I created squeezes. Okay, that was the funniest station. Yeah, I'm an asshole, cause I created squeezes. Okay. Dude, that was the funniest one. Sorry, I gave juice personality. Yeah, before me, there was an portable yogurt. Yeah, I'm a goger.

I'm a Robert goger. Jeffrey goger. Jeffrey goger. Maybe you were a kid and you went to the museum or whatever, and they'd show you with a class trip stuff, and everyone would buy at the end. I was like, how big of an order you and your kid? I used to go to the museum. I remember he used how big of an order you and your kid, you just go to the museum?

I'm every year's good museum every weekend in the church. Did you just remember being sponges? My dad was a Seattle radio host. Walking through the heart model. I can see the J-Frasher. Yeah, but when you go on a school trip, everyone would buy it. They'd buy astronaut ice cream, which was,

which almost like a candy land card, because it was essentially a piece of cardboard that was chocolate vanilla strawberry, right? It was just like that bar. And everyone, you can eat it like that. It's dehydrated ice cream. However, they are like, that's what astronauts eat. They go, no, it's not.

They wet it. And then it turns into what you're supposed to do. Like, they really just eat free strides shit. They add water Yeah, it goes. I'm just eating beef strogan off right out of a fucking thing Someone on shark tank said that he goes shelf stable Complete meals you could just grab and go and it was things like chilly

I don't know. I think that was salads where like the dressing is that was on shark tank He's like you just pick up a salad with salmon in it, right? You hit the thing and then you twist it, you pop it and you lock it and it's a salad. And I'm kinda like, dude, that's diarrhea in a pan. No, there's no rhyme or reason to Shark Tank what they pick up and what they don't pick up. Some people are like, I made sweatshirts,

I made sweatshirts out of old recycled oyster shells, which I don't know,'s down like a scratchy nightmare You go mark. I'm here to pitch to use specifically is the shark But I want to give new eyeglass frames that are made of discarded foreskin Just watching yeah, but how are your margins? I go there good use of that numbers 35% and he goes that's pretty good I never understand the idea that What's the seed money and you got two point five million dollars I just got a billionaire It was watching with my daughter yesterday

Like an episode of Shark Tank. It's really like There's no I don't understand half the stuff They've also I think it's like every other reality show I think 80% of what they fucking do when they get down to the board meeting the board room of it and actually like Talk numbers. I bet those deals don't happen a lot of them That's what I've heard but just cuz a friend of mine has this company and like they offered him to go on Shark Tank a couple times And he won't go on it just because he said that it's exactly what you said like a lot of it's just for show Fuck they fuck you their sharks

It's in the name here's funny. I'm gonna fuck you in court. Funny shark tank observation, dude. When there is a girl and a guy pitching or a girl and multiple guy, whatever. And they're doing the guys, or two girls and a guy pitching. No, whatever guy, whatever guy we would just, they're in the girls, the stepsister in their pitching.

Whenever the guy's being silly in the pitch tonight, we're kind of pitch M.M.F. or where's the FMF? He's a girl. FMF? It's an FMF pitch M.F pitch. Straight. No, whenever there's a guy agreeing to a goofy pitch,

where they both dress up like something like, it's always a couple involved. Yeah, the girl goes, honestly, they're gonna like it a lot better if we do our sketch. And you go, honestly, Tiffany, I don't wanna do the sketch and she goes, hi, I'm low prices, and I'm out here, and I'm lost. And I'm affordable underwear.

Yes. I love to when they just hire like an ex NFL player, and they're just like, and Brandon Jacobs is here as well. And Ron Dane's a big fan of our stretchable socks. He's like, I don't know, I ain't gonna get a 10,000 out of there. And nothing to do on a Thursday. These two guys, one of them was an Indian guy with a, turman on and his buddy and they were pitching their company

and then their wives pop up on a screen. And they have what is a rehearsed conversation with a tape. No. And it ends with them all having to go like, uh, like they all do like a weird, uh, and you're like every time you go, but the pitch yesterday was one, they were all wearing like one piece, somethings,

which wasn't even what they were pitching by the way. Ah, why? They all dressed in the same outfit. It was two guys that's growing like doing, I mean, like dance and a rap and a whole thing, they'd to throw things up in the air. It's funny that that's growing, like doing the dance, and a rap, and a whole thing. They had to throw things up in the air. Funny that he said that. I said the Christian I go, I go,

I go, one of them is a boy. And they go, how do you all know each other? He goes, well, we've been together for like eight years. There it is. The Shark Tank would be even better if it just a fucking middle aged man sweaty with a briefcase came in, smoke and cigarettes, all shaky.

And he's like Here's the idea. Here's the idea Oh, come on get it together like Jack lemon and fucking So this right here is Ivan I Turned out the bars weren't gonna go as far as I thought they were Okay, guys, I'm talking to you right now. I'm Bella swords. I got an umbrella with a sword knit pull-up proof suits like John Wick Can we get him made? You're supposed to bring us the product

I'm gonna have an idea guy Grinnear. I thought you know the industry. Yeah, I got this whole briefcase full of ideas We already know it all you they told me you were Mr. Wonderful. So I can't just see you I came to trim the water from the sharks Why are you guys doing what's up? You guys believe they're not yeah, I'll take my ID and get the fuck out of here I'll go to Susie Ormond right now. You guys straight marked you sure is sure here It's the Saturday special in my All right reserved Uncle Alright, so zero

All this ankle gun says that he has probably gonna give me the odds that I want You guys probably guys gonna make a fake one cuz I get a bit friend western over here He's open this suit jacket. He has a little I. I'm a trouble. He's going to talk to my financial partners. Smith and Weston. All right, I'm in my lawyers. The law firm of Smith and Western Weston. I'm in, but for only 10% of you guys, oh, that's crazy. I didn't know I was coming to a gang bang. Oh, I would have

spittin' my ass off when you got you to fuck me. If you're going to broke back mountain, you want to fucking get a lot more I would have spittin' my ass off when you got you to fuck me. If you're gonna broke back mountaineer, you wanna fucking get a lot more spit in that palm? You choking me little, I like it. You're gonna dominate if you don't have it. That would be amazing show. That's what I mean.

Yeah, do you fucking just put it on the peacock? Put it on peacock and just have them go now. It's only what? No, I'm some two sharks now. I wanna go after hours I would actually like to pitch that because two sharks now told me my Auto-erotic X-fixiation I thought that was a the same lives tool was they both two of them have said it's a good idea. They personally wouldn't back it

I thought we developed that on the show. Oh, yeah Public I think you're gonna cut that thing six ways. Absolutely. You're gonna cut that pie six ways. What are you talking? I'm not greedy. I just want to- Well, if that's getting serious.

I'm not greedy. I'm sorry. I just want SoundGarden and Lincoln Park to still exist. Yeah, that's all. And I want no money. I want Robin Williams to be gracious to the store. I want Robin Williams to be back. But I can't do that.

But I could save future Robin Williams to be gracious. It's the whole of Wal-Morris to be back, but I can't do that, but I could save future Robin Williams so he could be able to master B while he hangs without the world fucking having the know. Maybe he was able to do that, he wouldn't be so depressed. You know what'd be fun is if Williams, if we name different models for different people on the show, like the Jay, the Christine, the Dan. You got the Dan's a little lighter.

It's for squatting and jerking not for sitting and jerking So it's squat and jerk and then we have a break Yeah, so our deal is straddled over two Ottomans J J J had a brilliant theory that all these celebrities killing themselves were actually David Carried in caret in and choke jerking Put their fortunes and my culture

but they didn't want to ruin these people's legacies so they say it suicide so they killed myself but in reality it was an accidental death because he was choke jerking so Jay joking was like let's just make something that breaks

and we were kind of kicking it around a little bit on the show but it's a brilliant idea to have people that are into auto or auto or right. You have to acknowledge it every 30 seconds or releases you. And some way, Jay, we set up a book every 30 seconds. You just got to like tap it or just releases you. Jay, we, yeah, like a like a DUI machine on a car.

They have to blow into. We hit a booth at Exotica at the Javits. I just fucking. Yeah, you totally. I just fucking. Yeah, you totally. I don't know. It's just like, do I want a house upstate or do I want a house out west?

Of course. How many homes do you want? Exactly. I'm gonna check as we speak. Then it becomes, do I want a ski chalet or a beach home? Because everyone's gonna be choking jerking and doing it just fine. Spanking with buffers.

Do you have a name for it? I mean, that's something we gotta get in the booth. And also we don't wanna say it on the radio because we will try to mark it. As a shark, as a future shark. Yeah, absolutely. I got someone's gotta take over for those old geezers. Oh, it's gonna be us.

Inventors of the choke jerker. You guys are on there as judges, but you bitch this idea. Yeah, right. Do you have enough nylon to make a choke jerk thing? I have a this, I'll buy a 10% of your company for the three and a thousand, and I'll throw in giving you five percent of choke jerker. Yeah, we don't want choke jerker.

We make baby food. No, but listen, you gotta diversify. You can't just lay down in one thing and spit out. I check out. You never heard of the term streamline, you ignorant cunt. I know. You're G.S. whole.

Sorry, Dan's the Simon of the group. Speaking of Exotica, because she was in town for it, term streamline you ignorant cunt gs whole sorry dance the siaman of the group speaking of exotic uh... cuz she was in town for it i saw on twitter but i try i think it's probably gone now but you get subgirl to come in new subgirl dude this girl that

we found j uh... does a like normal sweep do you know what her twitter name is can we look her up can you give subgirl 80 35? Yeah, she says dude. She says I will literally fuck anybody subgirl I owe eight three one. I love being a gift to all mankind the buffalo bills and sharing my crazy life She gets double teamed wearing Josh Allen trees.

Man, she just made a friend in Exotica and she goes, hey, come gang band guys with me and they leave a door open. She says something like 40 guys the first night, 20 guys the second night. And then other girls just there as support? No, she comes and helps. But what is she, I mean, this girl literally is like,

I love fucking handicap men. She's, I mean this girl literally is like I love fucking handy cat men She's I mean wild so we found a video of her getting dealt with me by two black guys the first week She wanted to get punched in the ribs And she was like getting worked dude like the guys the guy's the guy's fucking her he's going like this But it's the the hits are great. They're like can you take off our jersey? Yeah stop or at least what I am the organization. Can you put a jet swivel on it? But the hits really look like it's like a session to go like, yeah, it's working it.

She was just taking it. But it takes turns and she loves it. And then she said, I need more random men to fly me out to their city and use me. Wow. She would be perfect for a staff. A staff. Get on it.

The invention. Get me to your city now. Yes. You think she get me to your city as soon as you can. I still need for whenever I talk about this girl and anything they always go is she they go is she hot? I go hotter than doing this. Yeah. Shorter than that. I mean this is I was going to try to get her in here honestly and I was going to try to get her a deep long relationship with DJ Lou. God if he if he turns a ho into a housewife She's married, isn't she? Don't you wish she would break my heart? I also Snow bunny hot wife. She's got all of it. She I bet you know, she ever she's never satisfied

Which sounds cool when you're horny, but then when you're not horny, sounds. A nightmare. You just want to feel like, can you just be Patricia, except being subgirl for a second? I want to watch the booze. I see the hotness in your chick being slutty, even fucking other people, I get it.

Yeah, me too. I get it, but I really couldn't get it, where there's like 40 guys, and it's like like if you're getting fuck by 60 guys and in two days. Like you're what's your Go for some like you're not having fun for that many guys if you fuck five if you got gang bang twice and two nights by a couple guys and you go I love it right I get it

But the it's like you don't love you're you're trying to like win something yeah I don't know I don't know what's the fucking also it would be really just funny if you saw your like if we saw a friend tweeting at her that she retweeted where I was like baby baby baby baby I love you back to sorry I was gonna go back to the the joke trick idea just because it is a lot of celebrities you know that you're saying this so i there would be good to have something that like in times of the celebrity

yeah something like but no no you're saying right yeah thanks that's it's got to be that almost a hundred percent of time i think it right why wouldn't you just drugs out right to do that especially if like

and what we also heard the other fun fact on it was, that someone reached out and said, it's a lot of former drug addicts do that kind of activity because it rivals like the high, like the feeling of, I'm like, oh, okay. Yeah, so it sort of makes sense, I guess. Yeah, it's like if you're using heroin and you're having the best high in the planet

and then jerking off must just seem like I like well. This is boring All you found it bad back. She found the thumps thumps in the books. Oh, we don't need the volume. You can just watch you can just show Christine why their ads which is put in DJ lose passwords Yeah, I live it up. I think go to the middle of it. It's where she's getting thumped up get it It is cool dad is that is violent cat cat go bills go bills go bills go bills go mafia that's actually the linebacking core of the Patriots she goes I'm trying to suck their town out of their dicks yeah hopefully if I fucking blow up a real fan don't leave Josh Allen

alone if I could just fuck these guys discuss Bob. Man, you're right man, those are real hits. I mean they, they're enough. If she didn't want that, she would tell the cops you beat the shit out of her. Yeah, that was. Yeah. The punches like that for sure. But that also, you know, if you fucking hit her in the ribs, you ain't doing much because you can take it. My favorite that guy, it's because, yeah.

My favorite the guy, because he does like dips, he like dips out. Like that. That got her. That was in the soloplex. That was in the soloplex. By the way, it's funny when you see him start to get soft because they're concentrating on punching. Their dicks get soft because they're like, I gotta put some juice in these knuckles. I can't have my fucking wiener all hard So I was listening to her podcast does the other day with her dad and mom sure and God they were just saying they're actually pretty excited young purges past and they said they're getting ready to build a suit coach

So fucking funny hard, which is a traditional a traditional building you make outside Dude, I found cornucopia for a fruitful harvest. I found Logan Paul's next opponent Subgirl dude subgirl make more money in the line. She feels no pain when she's done as much as the other she goes You never knock me down Ray. Yeah, you never knocked me down my rings on the auto My heaven knocks me down my rings on the auto I didn't hear no the girl. Yo, yo, yo subgirls after getting killed. Ah she's getting mad It's getting horny. No, she's getting wet You got to see the girl the girl she's with the girl she's with is like

It's girl can't be for real. She's like I guess Yeah, I know no Some girls like if you go down there's one of her meeting a girl on the thing she goes Solves met so-and-so here tonight she goes finally a cool check it. It's just them just getting fucked by 40 black It's it's again It's it's a hot but I for some reason in in in porn. I can't get out I mean it's probably having a daughter who's 19 years old, but I can't get out. I'm just like Stop sharing it with everybody. Yeah, just do like be a whore, but stuff. He's the public or I mean her husband It's just if it gets found out you're like, he's your wife. So you go up the page

I look a lot like Diane I guess Tattoo's are all different It looks like she pulled because I went to all media and it ended oh Yeah, so she pulled It on only fans oh I was gonna say probably the girl that she knew was like hey hey hey hey you kind of here's on Twitter You want to pull that I work it I work at 18T and I feel like that's gonna really get me in some shit, you know what I mean?

What was the city? I was in my told you that where there was like a Really cute girl there with like a guy or that was her friend and her mom and And dad and she was told I'm having an only fans remember came home told you about that was that My fans and I was like what the fuck was that the drug girl lawyers for now? Wasn't lawyers for and they were cool. They were nice people forget what it was I forget maybe texas or something but whatever it was it was so bizarre like the girl

i'm like your dad your dad's like well i just don't go to that web i said the crazy thing was as a crazy thing was like it's hot that this girl her age was uh... but she's like a legal right so hot that she had only fans, and it equally uncomfortable. No, she's either one of those individually. Like, yeah, I talked to a father of a daughter, who has no only fans.

If he says, yeah, my daughter's got what individually in a show, or her, but both there, I'm like, I don't want to fucking ask some of these questions. Yeah, karma, carnically. She's like, it's, I gave my dad a free password. He hasn't wanted it. It was long Island. It was long Island. That now it's up. It dad a free password he hasn't wanted It was long island It was long island that now that's it was long island. It was governor. It's all squares away

I don't make sense. They were all cool But it was like the daughter was hot, you know like that's crazy. You have an only fans like what do you even like do you like a fucking Screen name or something. Yeah, it's like crazy. What's your right it down? I don't even believe you write it down I'll even look at it real. What are you doing like you doing like a hard course shit? You do like you do any like personal videos you do any like So I could like ever request like I like so many like I could you would dress up as you all Like if I had a costume if I had a

Send it to you. Yeah, that's it. That's the leading questions Do you ever do ever do ever cross grapes in your pussy? You got to look down always? Yeah, it's this thing called wine magic. I was like super into it, but I was like heard about it a bunch. It's called reasling. It's like this different thing that they do where you smash green grapes with your pussy. It's a Japanese tradition.

I was just asking like, who would that be? I did teach for America. Yeah, so I was over there. I just, anyways, it's not weird. The show's losing by, we have to take another break. Oh my God. But I will say kudos to subgirl, 0831, and I'll tell you why. Make it affordable for the world.

By the way, she also does it. This is where I think Sierra Sky and and other people get you Her things is right away. No pay-per-view. No, so I think the pay-per-view is like a lot of people get mags They sign up for somebody's only fans and then you're like so only fans you're gonna do nude stuff, right? And then they're like oh, that's like pay-per-view. I think I said a celebrity's gift Well, that's I don't even know how to operate only fan some girl Some girl is old, man. Let me tell you what subgirl is,

as far as only fans goes. It's one of those restaurants that you pull up and it looks dingy as fuck, but it's a fair price, great meal. You go in and you're like, that's unbelievable. $3 for the first 30 day one days and she's like, and by the way, how fuck anybody?

How fuck anybody? And there's something about watching you're going to gang bang by like amputees. You're like, I could fuck this girl. The whole point of porn is you're able to put yourself in the position of the man to have sex with a woman. It all and then if you can do it, if you're missing a fucking wing, watch that, you're like, I'm in this. I know I said, nobody hangs himself, but I'll tell you what, if subgirl turns

you down to fuck Think about it. Just think about it. No hang yourself. I want you to sit there I wanted it to slice to slowly Fabric. I wasn't good enough Look at someone who would fucking hang yourself Do it with me. Yeah, that's a joke. In case you change your mind you could always let yourself hang there Or don't even take a shot at her and you can go get 12 months for 89 91 That's seven Jews That's you're seven Jews to watch this girl fuck for three months. I Can't

I could have came more More oh she has sex with anybody that did that I could have came so much more Dan that's god damn it. I mean my stomach hurt from laughing at that so hard. Yeah, I choose everything cost Well, let's take a break and come back Anthony DeVito He's recording his album this weekend at Acme and Mini Atlas. He's so goddamn funny Go check him out October 27th and 28th. We'll be right back with him. This is the bonfire Anthony DeVito.com Anthony DeVVee.com. AnthonyDeVee.com. Take it, I fucked up.

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