The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Shark Teeth (w/ Tony Roberts)

Episode Date: August 24, 2021

Comedian Tony Roberts joins The Bonfire as the gang talks shark-tooth vaginas and review a video of a woman getting her man knocked out at a Steelers game after slapping another man in the face!Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/Bonfire Follow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com @BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com @TonyTRoberts#CrackleCrackle  

I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Ocarson and welcome to the Bonfire podcast. You can hear our full show every day on SiriusXM. Go to SiriusXM.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Dan Soder. It's the Bonfire. We are live Monday in studio. Our guest today everybody, returning. We're having them for the whole show because it was so fun last time. Back on the East Coast Forest, it of course is Tony Roberts.

I just farted. I just farted. I appreciate you all for not even mentioning it. I know you smell it. I'm I'm I'm not I don't I don't. I don't. I'm full of shit. Tony, I can't I can't smell. So you could shit your pants. Oh, so you got malaria. I hope not. Now I'll be worried about that the rest of the show. You even know if you had COVID then. Yeah you did you never smell. I think because I felt it in my bones. You can smell. I have never I think I start to smell really. No I've been okay. You know what? I if I really get my nose into what I can smell. Yeah. But I think it's because I started smoking cigarettes at 12. How many times do you a day do you go let me smell this.

I'll tell you what, I don't want to, I don't want to smell this. I'm not gonna tell you exactly when you need it. Taste is one thing, but smell. Milk or cream, when you need to smell, if it's going bad, stuff going bad. Also, you don't know if trash stinks really bad. I have a smell in the,

the see if it go bad in four years. You just look at dates. I had, no, I don't even, I'm either too fast. I don't, you don't last that long. You don't have like half and half in the refrigerator. Yeah, I go through it. Twice a day, half and half out of there. Damn. I don't need to smell. I don't need to smell. That's what I need to just change. You need to start fucking using my stuff and I'll

let them spoil. Yeah, I can smell them my wife. If she doesn't wash, if she does, if she's been to the gym and I'm trying to get an eye to smell it. So she crack a panties, I go, wait a minute. I smell something. Do you say something? No, I'm going good, I go for it. You do? I just take it, I just go for it, yeah.

That's it, you're just like, when you're in the moment in the heat, you'll fuck a scump. You're like, it's a case of the mornin' to it. But, but it does, but that's the time when you go to the bathroom afterwards and you're smelling your own hand going like the fuck for me. Like, yeah, I know why. I do that. You've already hand going like the fuck right. Like yeah, I know why. I do that. You've already came so you're just like, yeah, I'm gonna have to. One of those ones when you remove, you shouldn't love something that smells like this.

When you remove your face from it, you feel crisp air. You're like, yeah, and you feel like, yeah, you just came out of a cave. Yeah, coming out of a sauna, like a hot stinky sauna. And you're on your way to the bathroom, you really feel like, that's just a fresh air I'ma look at for. If I can tell you're pussy stinks, you have a rank. My wife's stink of musty. It's different.

My wife's stink, I don't mind. I like musk, I like a stint. You like musty like a stint. But she's been doing karate kicks and potty extra pants all day long. Yeah, she did a hundred burpees in this game. Not to start. Give me that wet hand smell.

Give me that, that ham. like you are in a dirty jeans cheap sandwich me Instead of a football helmet right after the game that's a funky sweat. Oh give me those Yeah, give me those now I've been with I've been with them one before that they had no smell at all Yeah, and then just didn't turn me on really? I didn't feel it. I got to have that that that that that that that that that that lusts. She gave you that Android pussy. It was like. Yeah, it's like a mannequin. Sure. In fairness to a little drama. So I mean trying to keep it pristine, smelling all day long. It's a whole to the inside of your body. Yeah. So you can clean all you want.

With several folds before the whole. Exactly. You clean it all you want by With several fools before the whole you clean it all you want But when you walk to abstract try it again is gonna get fun. No, it does it looks like like doomed tunnels inside there It was not a smooth ride There's stalagmites and stalactites and it's been ruling the world forever if you've been blot Yeah, if you blew it up the scale Travelers would get lost yeah, I'm trying to find the way in Like if you get a funky vagina and you blindfold it and you look too underarm pit and a funky vagina, could you tell they both got

hair on it and they both smell like a trap, uh, a bottom of a burdock. It's here. They'd have to have won't they'd have to have. Skit. You know what I mean? But could you tell me? I think I could tell because I think I I Both is kind of musty, but it's so different. I'll tell you if you put it against the cheek You wouldn't have no idea. I don't know

Pussy you were an armpit against a wet pussy or a wet arm You put the back of your hand on you can't tell yeah That's even if it's if it's Jay Jay got no meat It's like a thick vagina hit on the arm. You always want to feel so So it's like under arm, but Jay's like I'm full my armpit. Yeah, I'll be like You get a slap your pelvis slaps against my my top shoulder. I would now do that Jay That's some frontiers maybe in prison, but not here. No, that would a best friend if you go dude You ready you ready for me to saco?

But look at it, put the car in there. Cut that, cut that, cut that, that's not for prison. That's not a terrible idea. You know what? To fucking other dudes armpit, then you don't have to fuck a button and have to, cause that's what happened in prison. Those guys fuck someone's butt, and then they're defending that their whole life.

So like fuck, so what, I'm in prison and they're angry about it. But if you just fucking armpit, you're like, I don't even do anything. I don't have to defend myself. I don't have to defend that. I don't have to do that. I don't have to defend myself. Yeah, that means so funny.

Damn, that's, Singsang brings us in to give a lecture. And I'm like, gentlemen, armpits. That's a new thing. I'm gonna do it too far. I'm gonna do it again. I'm gonna do it again. That was some grease right there.

That's so good. I'm gonna walk in like Steve Jobs. I'm gonna do a turtle neck. I'm gonna have like one of those clickers like a Ted talking. We go gentlemen What if I told you that anal sex has been phased out? Wait a minute. You got a guy right there with a wretched right in front of you Give me to give me the armpit for dad. I go sir. Can you get you? Oh, you want it? I want a teenager you Someone did lat pulls down today. I want a heart and you open your arms up so let it loose

I got now I just rip one of my arms off the fucking turtle necker Bring that dick over here. Just one thing you don't want to see when someone's fucking your armpit You look up to him and go too big daddy. You stretch him out. I go or you look up You go hey, Hoss Monday night football some 20 Just pounding your shoulder. Hey bud. I got money on that browns jet. I got some Pound in your shoulder. Hey bud. I got money on that browns. I got some commissary on that I got a case of twinkies on the commissary I'm the same with that but it's also better than taking ass because But I'm saying about that, but it's also better than taking ass because the butt fuckers in prison are the angriest dudes.

Those are the guys are really fucking, because they hear is they've had to do it. Give them some pit pun. You know, you feel the fucking calm down. They never show that moment. You always know when you're done jerking off that kind of like, although it gets a little better as you get older, but when you're younger, when you jerk off and you were done, you're like, what do I do that? I still do. you have to feel that way after you fucked a guy's button coming You go now. I'll tell you what there's not a lot of ways to spin this you know what in the hood to sound good

I can't tell they do it. I'm gonna miss if I fuck somebody and ask a guy in the ass I feel like shit. No pun intended You I will go for I will be mad too like what the fuck am I thinking about right? That's a edge I get the hell I finish I'm telling you exactly what I do I pull my pants up and I sit on the edge of my bum. Can I think I think long and hard? Yeah, what if you sort of apologize? Maybe you sit on the bunk and you just go hey man first of all get up I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah The clean air can you fucking self off I clean yourself up? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You know, you know,. What are you in for again? All right, that's cool.

You know what, let's redirect this whole thing. You wanna play chess? Hey, do you want to play chess? You know what, man? Oh man, good guy. I'm gonna talk to Fitz and the Aryan Nation and I'll say if we can get you protected. Let's read that letter from your wife again.

Yeah, you're right there. Let me see your daughter. She loves you. Yeah. Oh my God, she is so cute. So don't even think about this. You know what's funny is he's reading, he's reading, he goes, let me read your wife's letter.

He's reading, he goes, you know we're asking him over on this? He tells me the wife's that. He goes, also, that's the funny thing he's, he goes, also, I can assure you this, that's never happening again, dude, that's not even my thing. And then three hours later, you see his head popped down the top and he goes, hey, I'm feeling it again, man. I'm sorry, I lied to you, but I'm gonna need that ass again remember on Wednesday when I said I remember on Wednesday

I said this wasn't gonna happen again. It's just hot out. I don't know man. Look there's no chicks You get it right? I got the Latin King's breathing down my neck in the yard But when you're in prison, you got to get his theater night and every watching the theater movie and it's a sex scene Do they did they say fast forward? Yeah, yeah, they just like don't want to watch I wonder I think they probably give them edited movies They probably know no sex change. Yeah, in the middle like could you imagine for your guy who gets fucked and the sex scene comes on He goes oh this is gonna get them all worked up. Oh my god

Another night of no sleep Why why do we watch LeBomba? Stop! It's a sexy dance movie. I put a knife in my ass. That was not... I'll sharp point it out. You know the one... So it's like a thick egg, it's not bleeding to death. You know the ones, you know those ladies,

you know, ladies can put teeth in their pussies to stop rapists? I'd do that in my butt. I just, I can put it up there and I'd be like, Is that true? Yeah, it's a thing. What kind of teeth? Like shark teeth? Can you google it? We'll show you. Can you, is that real? Yeah, it's a thing. We're kind of teeth like shark teeth You Google it will show you and you was that real. Yeah, it's a thing that women do it's like a tiger lady for pussies

I think right am I wrong? I may get up in my head. I'm like on the shark now. There's a movie. Are we going to shark tank? We should go to shark tank with that. There isn't teeth for a girl's pussy. I never seen that I never heard that before I've heard a lot of super nuts. I make some teeth. I think you made it up. I couldn't see how Can you google it for me? There are movies there's more than one movie that had a Tee's with teeth, but I didn't know you could buy teeth for your pussy dentures I said like vamp You got a polo dent on the ends of it or you just go and squeeze your pussy together

You're just gonna let it seal for a minute or two Your pussy picks up an apple And the bite of a sand, I love you over there and I got a nice smile Just hilarious, just show your pussy bite new an apple and doesn't come out to prove out strong. Paladin is so strong watch this But it's against the law to get into corner cop even competition Just like a woodchipper Wait, man, by the way as it scumbags of South Africa You've been war that makes sense now But you have to read it like that.

You know scumbags of South Africa. You've been warned. Maybe in one later this month, women there will be able to arm their vaginas with the rapes. Divide the products in place. One brain. Rand, that's the money. 14 cents.

Wow. That's a money is ran shaped like a female condom and worn internally. It's hollow interior It's mine with 25 rates of sharp teeth Oh Well, I'm serious So it's lined with them so when you go oh, that's a bad pain. Oh, dude, you're gonna skin your fucking Shfans. I'll say what I've never been happier that I do a lot of

Skin your fucking shfons. I'll say what I've never been happier that I do a lot of Pre-work with my no no not that with my dick before I go on I'm the guy like I take the boner and I I whack it on the clip a few times Yeah, I knock your lips around like I'll feel something if I feel hot on that yeah, I'm gonna look down there I'll be like you got one of those raises. I go hold on hold on It's either the teeth on a car. Yeah, she's like Yeah, go hey, do you do you put corn nuts up your pussy? Change a mess again, yeah, I need to tell you this but I think I'm a bumpy pussy You know somewhere a nun might be listening to this

And if she is what a cool nun say how to God for us Yeah, and if she is what a cool nun say how to God for us Hey sister Mary Todd Sorry, they're talking about Rate teeth condoms for women itself. I'll tell you what they just thank God in the altar boys have those All right, I gotta get it. What if you're a woman just wears it every day nervously and then when you're with your boyfriend or whatever And you forgot take it and he's one of those guys just goes he gets home from work and he goes I don't care if you were jogging the pulls or pants or any as you can come off and she goes oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no just dig a glass of water and all the stuff. He pees. He just goes like, because he got a tooth stuck on his head.

Dude, that's sick. Oh, fuck. Me, myself and Irene, we need to take a piss and they went all the way there. Oh, yeah, that's the best. Christine, just for the argument's sake, next Halloween, can you wear Dracula teeth in your pussy? Does it make me laugh? It'll be on from there.

I love it too. I love it too. By your dick. Just sideways. If it makes Jay happy, does it? Yeah. It will make Jay happy. It will make Jay happy.

It's all you see. The lips are closed. You see the four things sticking out. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I Man, man, if you're in the copy contest and a lot of weak competition and you put your pants on got vagina Faxing of a giant all the kids go to throw the hands up fucking Yeah, I got a chance. Oh my god. You're in a scar I'm using all this goddamn mummy Yeah, and what are you? He goes I'm a stupid fucking incredible Hulk, but you should have had her go last Yeah, why why why should go why should you go in third the last?

I'm a robot and I built this myself look Okay, she's fucking pussy Dracula I can't do that. I can't do that. You don't put the headline in the middle of the show my the fucker And even better though if you van Helsing did and pulled out a dildo crucifix Next year something I'm putting in pan that had got to come out to ask Wow, this is dope. Yeah, I thought it was dude. They fucking got a full go Well, there was a

Wait, what is this this is the teeth movie? Oh teeth pussy. I don't know if I want to see this all right Well, they don't show it and I'm making this shit up. Is this real? No, it's a move now. This is a horror movie Is it called teeth pussy dance? Thought the horror movie was a documentary in real time. Sorry, I get tricked easy. He goes. I was raised by circus. So wait a second.

Jack Nicholson didn't go crazy in a hotel and kills all finally. You're trying to tell me he didn't go on to be the head of the boss of my office. I know. Yes. Yeah. So wait a second.

There's no such thing as a pet detective. OK. So Ace from true, just what? What's around Miami? Thank you, dude. Anything. You're going to look look me in face right now. Everything is real. Everything is real.

Then you lie and tell a story, because yeah, I actually had a drink one time with Ace Ventura, pet tech, dude. What? Why? Dude, no, I live in Miami. My dad worked for the Tony Montana cartel. It was Tony two times.

Yeah, it was. I was pretty crazy my dad worked for the Tony Montana cartel. We got shot in this pool You know this house my dad's a lawyer for who my mom was just it justice We were an anchor man. Yeah, that's fucking great. Yeah, the green lantern used to take my sister before I had the powers You gotta have some cloud. You gotta have you got you got drop some names He actually left his ring for a weekend once and I use it for a whole weekend actually knowing my lame ass I'd be like my aunt was the fat lady in which he didn't go regret To cut my aunt out of a house while my retarded cousin streaked outside with a fire

My dad used to feel up wonder when was playing Invisible fuel My dad's invisible the visible jet mechanics. Yeah. You actually know my dad's identity got stolen for the heist and heat. Oh, great. Love you. We'll know that.

You get in the VIP. Yeah, in the clubs. That's pretty cool. The guy told me this weekend in Tampa, John Jacobs, the kid that was opening for me. Yeah. He was like, we're going to some clubs. If you want to come hang out. And I was like, I dude, not really a club guy. And I was like, you're going to go wait in you want to come hang out and I was like I did not really a club guy

And I was like you're gonna go wait in line for clubs. He's like now he goes you just walk up to the people up front And be like hey man, I was on Netflix and they let you in and I'm a cheese crazy shit Really really that's fucking pretty well crazy. I was on Netflix. What how do they not check? Just seems like anyone could do I was an absolute man was an absolute damn. We were talking about. We were talking about a total of the show last time. Yeah. George Clinton. George Clinton. We just said we would. George. Is it? Come on in.

It does. It's right up front too. That's different though because we know. I don't know. I don't know. When I, when, like when I first moved to New York, Shane Moss was on Conan and I was playing in a softball league in Central Park and we won the championship and I got hammered and Conan tapes it like 5 p.m. and I was afternoon drunk and Joe list was like come watch

Shane Moss do Conan you know what I'm fucked up I went to I went to NBC fucked up like I changed my t-shirt but I still smell I was on you like next no but I I did the thing where I was like I'm here with Shane Moss I'm here with Shane Moss and I just let you in I never met you I knew Joe funny and I just let you in. I'd never met you. I knew Joe Funny so I just came in and then I sat in front of the max Weinberg 7 just hammered just like I watched the whole That's dope is shit. Yeah, I cuz it works when you're just like somebody sober came and get in there You don't get don't even know all these people waiting in line and I was like I'm here I was just fucking hammer. I was like I'm here. Shame. I'm here shame. I'm awesome. They're like oh, okay I always happen to drunks and idiots.

But look at fourth gum. Yeah. Everything happened for that month of the year. Is that idiot? Do you think Faris gum was a real, we got a real person? Yeah, I think so. I think so.

Just bring that to football for us to open out on the air. That's pretty crazy. It was him, my dad served with actually private gum. That's really funny. Sorry, it's for us. Also, just bring it to all the characters you can bring in. You're like, my mom worked with the special needs guy named Sam. My friend, my other one is Bell and Bee in a silent movie. Oh my god, it could be so much fun just to lie. You know,

you know, sharing my inner deformed son were friends with my mom and Fresno. She has no, they're all friends. You know, it's funny. Someone's going to read that. You said Sharon, deformed son clearly talking about the movie mask with her stolt. But some people are going to think you met Chez Bono. No, no, no, no. Anyone that listens to that would make that assumption. Now that I'm saying, I'm not sure what your intentions where they will.

Cancel them. Hashtag cancel them. Oh, here it comes. How does he? Who's that? Chaz? Chaz Bono. Chester?

Oh no, Chep, Chep owner. I don't know, but it's got a beard now and he, uh... That's easy 27. He's looking for... He's 25. 52. Fuck outta here, really? Yeah.

I mean mean shares 97 She's my mom is 74 you like a backpack you check Back in here the backpack Backpack It's free with that Bono did become he's 52 Chas Bono did become a uh you should put a one in front of that Sunday fact that bitch is oh He looks like a track of the pussy Chas Chas Bono looks like a like a not cool guy

Looks like a guy you wouldn't like he looks like he owns a pizza store that rips off its employees Yeah, he goes you know the best part is, no one ever finishes the pie. But he looks like his parents. But by the way, I love it when it's like, you have to figure out guy stuff. So it's like, it does mean to be guys. Like, I'm gonna dress like a young greaser from the outside.

Also if I hold my arms out, always from my body. He looked like the rocks, first doll. Yeah. Dude, yeah, I love the yoke-duck shots where he's doing the fucking football doll. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, yeah. I love the yoke up shots where he's doing the fucking football way. Yeah, he's trying to do that. He tickles his shit, though.

You can tell, look at his face. Ticklish, he's shit. That's the girl we tried. That's the girl we tried to talk to together come on the show when me and Christine went to the share on Broadway. Oh, yeah, yeah. The girl all the way on the left is when we tried to get come on the show and she was like totally, but

bro, it's got me real busy right now. Let me tell you something. She and then Bro, in a long time, and I'm over it. You know, you've seen the, you've seen the share show? Yeah, you're looking to see it. She's a big share. She's a big share. You can't tell Christine's are meaning

because I shave her every week, but she, it's very, very mean. And she shares like their, that's their Madonna. A month and a half, no, no razor. You a German shepherd. Yeah. Yeah. She looks like one of those wolf kids that don't have

My wife tomorrow I got her my legs so leave me yeah My girl's hair leg here. I love hair if my girlfriend doesn't shave for like two days Should I or like if it gets bumpy or whatever she's like don't touch it. I'm like I don't Like to chase like if stubble not the legs no if it's hair if it's just coming out the stumbles That pocket pan feel that that kept the shit, but if it's laying down, I love it I love it. I don't mind if it's like bubbling up. I don't care. I've seen my arm hair since Really what if you let that go would you have rob Robin Williams forms? I have no idea what it would be like. I'm producing a show.

I tend to go with some tight shorts on years ago, man. She has some little tight shorts on. And hair was coming out the shorts up in her belly button. Nega, I was like, I'ma slip something her drink. I would stare at that myself also. I was like watching the the thong coming out the back I wouldn't get into it if it was my chick but seeing on the street. I'd be on the street If you see the hair you see the vagina. Yeah, that's it that counts That's always been Mike. That's all my thing like that if you see the hair coming up and Tony

I'll tell you that's a bit of experience. I found I have found a Rache now for this in my head too when When I was younger, when I was a kid, and you first see pussy, he's like, Harry Pussies was all there was. That's all there was. And it is. And the first ball pussy actually was kind of alarming. It was, and a bull.

And a bull. Yeah, what bums me out about a ball pussy. What bums me out about ball pussy, the bummer of it is that girls, when they, it's annoying, like they wear pants that are low when it's supposed to be sexy but if it's ball it just looks like long stomach. Yeah. That same area if they let the hair go on you're like I'm seeing her pussy. Yes. Yes. I'm seeing her pussy. You know you're not seeing her pussy because when it's you're seeing her pussy.

When it shaved you're almost like what do you have alien torso? Yeah. Yeah. He's going and you're like weird and then it just all all the sudden, it's like, where the slit began? Yeah. And then it's a long ass vagina. This is, how do you get in there? Let's bring some top bush back, dude. Side, I'm okay about that. Now, I see that right there.

That's just a shape, not over here. That's a dude. That's the good, yeah. But if I see that over there, just, just, that's all right. But it's just the surface of hair. That's over it. It's done. I'm in there. Yeah, that's great See sides I like top on the line sides just see depends on the sides. That's not considered That's not all the way to the left and those underwears great. That's great. You can't have it

Look at her hair look like a head The vagina and the afro look just I don't know if it really does. You can put up two eyes in a mouth upside down and then forget like another afro. That's my Siamese twin down there. Yeah, look at she has black cotton balls coming out of her panties. You can't have more hair than vagina. You got to have a vagina.

The hair just covered it slightly. But leg hair, I can't remember. I said, remember when Monique came out on the with the Oscars, whatever, wearing white stockings and like she was just like spiders crawling over her legs because she's just like, that was that's too much. Well, you can't put white stockings over it. You can't look like a vacation sauce quatch.

Yeah. Like you on the beach. Yeah, I'm just trying to son. Oh, walkie getting some son. Oh, lookie. Do we, you know what I want to watch? Newtonie is a bunch of people tweeted at us, but NFL is back.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Preseason. Yeah. I can't believe how many fights. It just because the people have cameras now, or are there always fights at preseason? No, I don't think, I think it's got cameras. But I don't think it's's but I'll tell you as

someone that you know about the fifth fight this season. Yeah. This season I think more than anything is because people are are we've just spent two a year and a half to two years being separated from everybody and being yelled at by different news organizations. Both sides have been being yelled at either you know stay in your house or they're like, that's fucking not real. Well, assessment. And then this is about vaccines.

No, I think this is what it is. With all that shit coming down on people, then they go to a stadium and a thing that used to be something you would let go, like a fight in the stadium, where you're just like, hey, fuck the Steelers, you're like, fuck you! And that would be it.

Now people are like, what's up? And they go all the way into it. I'm seeing more though, that the fights are between fans of like what's up? Well, I'm seeing all the way into it I'm seeing more though that the fights are between fans of the same team That's what I'm saying. I think everyone's irritated everyone's is here like we watch that Rams fight last week Yeah, and now there's this fight that fucking Rams lady someone responded to this tweet with the video of it with the fat Lady from the Rams thing and it was the angle of her looking down Really maybe laugh. I don't know who tweeted it,

but it was just the fat lady from the Ram's brawl. She was giving like a sigh to that lady was trash. She sucked. I hope she fucking crashed her car on the way home. Stupid ass. Yeah, she fucking sucked. She just whistled on somebody. You know, not like a,

it's not a mortal injury, but like her ankle's gonna be walking. Just so much where she can't use her leg for long. You know, I want it like, so rain hurts her joints for like fucking, you know. I hope she grows teeth in her pussy. Oh! But again, the way you got this picture for her, like you played in that cell cat. Yeah.

Like, it just came off Broadway. So this, we'll tweet the video out on, uh, at the Bonfire SXM on Twitter. But what the video is is it's a black dude talking to a white guy sitting down and the white guys wife is just in this guy's face. Right. Finger pointing and then he dude when he does the Malcolm X glass adjustment is when you know you're like, you're fucked. I'll say everybody.

Yeah, or one in the middle of the goes miss. No, he goes, miss. No, he does like that. That's it in the middle. No, what he does is he does this. He pulls them off a little, and then adjusts them, and you're like, you're about to get fucking.

Yeah, he makes sure they all come off. Yeah. Because he's about to knock somebody out. Yeah, so it looks like she said to him, fuck black Panther. Yeah. I mean, you can say it. He was unnecessary to be in the Marvel universe

They could have done a ton of stuff. You didn't even have powers. You just had a sister suit. I mean what the fuck is that? You're gonna make up a metal and Africa We don't even know if I bring it we got gorilla glue There's more Africa. We don't even can't even see No, it doesn't go there. It's just real Yeah, there's more Africa we don't even can't even see I Young this couldn't sleep for a week knowing there was a secret after There's more Africa Mommy why is there more Africa he was scared

Was way more job blazed than Honestly right now I'm Thanos girl I got a stone I had a stone in my head two weeks ago. I could fucking snap my fingers your ass Faperate this fight was so damn stupid man dude the fact if you work with this fucking guy If you work with this white guy and you identify him when he came in today to work I hope you're like how was was uh, yeah, how's the weekend? Carl? He goes, why I was just kind of low key. Check out the chicken game on Sunday. Yeah. You go to Heinz Field on Saturday. It's the weekend. I think that was

a right cross. What you have this weekend? Did you duck? How was your defense? Listen you black fuck you better hope to god my boyfriend doesn't stand up or you're fucking dead She goes oh my guy my guy behind me. It's black dudes like you like grapes So sit your fucking Takashi six nine hair down and shut it. I don't know whatever which one of the megos you are But if you get in my shit, I'm gonna bust yeah, and I was you say oh mosquito Damn and smack the face dude watch She's not a mosquito in the first. Yeah, and that's the wrong shit to do. Yeah, dude. She fucking I think she pushes on his face and then does something in this video should get him to not pay

Alamonia divorce. Well, what the best is Oh, yeah, absolutely. I get him in games free. Yes, but this what you do is so when the white lady touches him He flinches at her Yeah, I'm like he just bought the hitter and he thought well, he knew to scare like he'd be in a plus to her in a face Well, he does everything would have been on him. Yeah, I knew to scare like he'd be in a plus to her in a face. Well, he does everything would have been on him. Yeah, I swear to God, you came. The first shot, if that would have, if the first shot would have gone to her, it would have been a big thing, but he flinches the husband gets you haven't seen this heavy

day. No, I'll play last this shit. The husband had a chance. He's need to duck some more. The same bunch of coming. the same bunch of coming. Woo, see that one right there. He's about to give it to her. Boom. Boom. Oh, he did it. Yeah, one, one, two. He's trying to get my balance right there. He's just asleep in the seat.

Man down. Man down. She's like Roger. La Laorda. La Laorda. La Laorda. La Laorda. See, what I'll cut this thing right nowaird I'll tell you something right now. I'm gonna tell you something right now. Laird Laird Laird And judge me, I'll catch shit for this.

But, he already kind of caught her with a punch so I guess I wouldn't. But if he didn't hit her yet at this point after she knocked after he knocked the husband out when she would just stay like that. If he gave her a good hard crack across the face. Slap, open the slap. No problem.

Like a Ike turn a slap. I got no problem. I honestly feel like crack across the face. Slap, oh, but I'm not gonna crack. I ain't gonna crack. I ain't gonna turn a slap. I ain't gonna pro. I honestly feel like he had enough cash that he could have got away with that. If the, you know, when they got the first one in, I would have defended that guy in the mount house. You know what happened? What happened is after he knocked the husband out, did a hair, I think he knocked something

in his hair out too. I thought he had a hair. Did he? He may have. But when he knocked the hand out. He, she shields her husband. Got no. and then he could have cracked again, but she had a hitting one more time Then he would have gave that blast you talking about yeah, he would have gave her the good night bits good night Yeah, just watch it again because the husband he she hits him and then the husband he flinches at her and the husband stands up

So she's over here in his face. He goes, don't touch his slaps. He flinches. The husband even throw a punch at. Go back. Boom, he hit her to get her out the way so he can deal with the husband. Go back to that glass adjustment in the middle of it. That's my favorite part.

That's the part. Right here. This is him. He fakes. He deakes. And then he goes and then right there. Boom, that glass. Yeah.

I got to see. I got to see the fuck out there. Boom, that's what it means. right there. Boom, that glass. Yeah, I got to see. I got to see the fuck out there. Boom, that's what it means. Right here. Boom, two. Not the husband until week four. Yeah. His husband's gonna.

Yeah, we lost two games. Yeah, her husband's gonna wake up when the bangles are there. You guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys. He got a popcorn in his hand, right there. He goes, keep your hands off my wife. What, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he yeah, he's gonna wake up to Ben Rathlisberger's retirement ceremony. Yeah, they're giving him a ring He goes you're gonna broken nose in his heels since you haven't woken up also you have a zzz top He get up. What's wrong? Nothing dude? Here's there's our infamyans

He won't fuck that me yeah, he woke up. He wrote he rip van winkle that guy. Look at them goddamn is that a hat? Is that his hair? It's a hat. I thought I was like a like a old-em scarves one is not one by the way his punch I You know what it's like you can't be my sitting Jew What are you doing? Get off me. Fuck you What are you doing? Get off me! Fuck you! Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da So, particularly, how much he just takes, I mean, when he hits the check, you have high ground on this guy, he just gets beat up from a dude. I'll say, that's another thing.

You got that high ground. You can leap out your seat and dive on him. Hold on, guys. Hold on, the last three major sports fights we've watched, this fight, the Rams Brawl, and the Suns Nuggets in background. Remember the side ground always loses. All federals. But you leaning in, going up, The sun's nuggets in background. The sun's nuggets in background. The sun's nuggets in background. The sun's nuggets in background. The sun's nuggets in background.

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The kick you might miss. If you in the air, if you leap on somebody, that kick is gonna connect. But yeah, what you gonna do after that? What if you fall? That's the point I wanna say, is just a complete sellout.

He's hitting my wife. Ha! And just a complete sellout. He's hitting my wife Die Any Guerrero fuckers wrong slash Say if my wife first of all if my wife slapped the guy first of all my bitch. What are you doing? Yeah, I just turn it on her. I got to drop my beer hot dog. You made a decision for us. You made a real decision for us. If she slaps another man and your first words out of your mouth as you're getting up isn't half. Fuck.

Fuck. Yeah, look at this. This fucking, I gotta fucking fight this guy. I'd be behind Christine when that big black dude was going. I'd be behind Christine doing this, making those faces like. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Creepy. Wait a minute, wait a minute. What'd you say to her? Big black dude was going I'd be behind her steam doing this making those faces like Way the man and way the man

Would you say to her? I'm fucking here behind you're going to you guys you're doing this all behind him a ball You should see her mom and he's like I get this guy. He was right about the high ground if my woman's smack somebody He bought the it's all now. Yeah, I would leap. I got high and ground. I leap on him. We'll both hit the ground hoping I end up on top Yeah, especially this fucking giant Lennox Lewis look at the fucker Yeah, you gotta get up there double kicks you can't just go blow the blow with him. You know you gonna lose that you ain't never you ain't Fossil I'm gonna I'm gonna look gang bicycle kick. I'm jumping up It's a bunch To English with no hair call me a call me a backyard wrestler because I'm just throwing my body in

What you got a scratch kick spit you got to do anything you can or what happens is you can't beat him You get knocked out in row r seat 12 where you're sitting down like You know what and really just no matter what, the thing sucks is like, you go home, like that couple goes home at night and like they're just sitting there all night going and goes, man, I got beat as both of them, huh? You got knocked out, your wife shield you, she get punched in the face, you get punched again.

Now you have to sit on the toilet and pee. You know it's great, you know? You got to show her, yeah, I'm a bitch too. You know what's really funny about that though, is when they do, after, when this spreads among their friends, just someone is in bed on their phone and they go, honey, do you hear about the delgados? Yeah, I'm in it, they go.

It's on ESPN. They got fucked up. They're out of lines. And apparently Sherry was drinking and she got out of fucking control. Oh my god. That is Laurie's boyfriend Yeah, he walked in and put stakes on their face and went I need chamomile tea like yesterday Do you want to order rascals? How's keeper?

Is Dayton black? That's so funny. That means it's out of there. She goes ah Angie would you in Tyreeke mind leaving right now? We're in kind of a rough place something happened at the game to father Father he comes in he's like Obrilla say I'm gonna sue everybody that was there, but it's only game fight none of the ones that was involved had a jersey on No, no, but we're on a what teen. It was for nothing. Yeah, so what was that fight about? Did it look racial? Well, she said get the fuck out. You need to get the fuck out of here to end.

That's what she says. This is a white-only section. We only cheer for kickers and left guards. It's in this white only. It was only white people in this section. It's in my business. This is for interior linemen and special team players. That's my record. Do you watch the sucks?

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