The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Sheetz Nation

Episode Date: July 27, 2021

The Bonfire questions its non- official relationship with WaWa after seeing how much love they gave to Bert Kreischer. Jay and Dan end it with Wawa and officially become Sheetz NationStream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com#CrackleCrackle

Hey I'm Big J. Okreson and I'm Dan Soder and welcome to the Bond Fire Podcast. Yeah it's a podcast and it's also a radio show. You can hear our full show every day on Series XM. Go to SeriesXM.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now the Bond Fire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. We start today on a not so aggressive note I guess. Wawa, the franchise that we have paid a lot of homage to here. Wawa is a whore, and they're fucking everybody but us.

And I want to say this, I called Jay and was so mad on Thursday. But you got me, man. You were like the friend that the person that comes over and goes, dude, dude, dude. We give him Wawa some love, man. Well, you got to see it. And I was like, yeah, I didn that comes over and goes, dude, dude, dude. We give him a wah-wah, some love, man. You got to see it. And I was like, yeah, I didn't even overthink how shitty it was. It is.

I was so mad I almost missed my flight to Cleveland. I like looking out for it. Is that really so? Oh, shit, that's the kind of attention. And they're like, final boarding call for Cleveland. And I was like, man, I was really wrapped up in this anger. So we have spent six years on this show sucking off. Battling on.

Basically doing an entire hokey fest commercial for six years. We had, which by the way, merchandise, FII, will be coming sooner than later. But we never had official merchandise, so we made wall wire merchandise. Through the roof. I saw people in San Diego rocking wall wash shirts when there isn't one in California. I bet we tripled their national sales

We did something we did something because people were buying wall walls. Well, guess what? I was just in Cleveland so I'm feeling this just like when LeBron James left the Cavaliers Go get a safe place to burn stuff and light those wall wall sweat shirts and shirts on fire. It's a those wall wall sweatshirts and shirts on fire. It's a denouncement. It's a denouncement. We're done with wall wall sheets nation. I called Shane and apologized. I said you knew before we do that we belonged

at Sheets Nation. He did, he called it. And Sheets reached out. And Sheets, you know what? Sheets was a cute girl that lived next door all this time and just kept like, she's all that at us. Being our friend to us, but I'm saying, but Sheets hung in there, sent us the things they'd say,

hey, we'd love to represent the bonfire. They sent us, and they sent us coolers of food. They sent food. Wow, wow, send us a care package that you would helicopter drop over a homeless village. That's what they gave us. They gave us unusable, unusable throw blankets.

Yeah, and they also called. A couple of months we already had because we go to wow, wow, unusable throw blankets. Yeah, and they also call it. A few months we already had because we go to Wawaw, you sons of bitches. But, but, but, Bert Kreischer sneezes in their direction and they send him a whole, they rolled right over and presented. And by the way, Bert, a friend of the show,

he's been on the bonfire, this is the bonfire. All right, he's a great guy and you guys just went and fucking, you fucked our friend. You fucked our friend when we loved you. And you fucked our friend because he's more popular in high school. And that's fine. He a stupid quaker bitch.

Yeah. Just learn though that we're fucking out wall wall. Yeah. Go back to making your fucking oatmeal. Yeah. At Berk Rysher right by the way, he didn't even say he said, he said, Hey, filly. Hey, filly say, he said, hey, Philly. Hey, Philly.

Putting it up to the city of Philly. Not to wall. Taking my girls to wall wall for the first time. Any recommendations? Wall wall couldn't have jumped in quicker. Wall wall, I want to see, yeah. Jack Berks tweet to see how fast the response time was on his on wall was response.

My guess would be record. Yours was days later after Lewis made fun of you first, which is what brought me. It was very funny. It's what brought me to the subject. Same day July 16th, July 16th, and it was done at 842 p.m. So they only had three hours. They only had three hours. And then by the way, shout out to Brian at Shack, Shack Foo for saying, hey, Wawa, if you have a soul, you need to recognize these guys.

Right here, it's a shame you continue to ignore them. Brian, you're right, but however, that's what set us free. So fuck you, Wawa. You're fucking, we're sheets nation, baby. Well, let's go down the line here, we're Wawa, just fucking nation. Go to sheets. here where Wawa Jochen nation go to sheets one did Wawa

Oh, then no go to go to win Wawa was responded to Jay because it was days later. So I post the next day road And by the way, it was it was a very sweet your first tweet back was very cute and sweet where it said This is a big day for you and your children mozzletoff He was welcoming you to the Wawa family and then as I tweet I was like damn dude and then BTW Wawa's never shown me this kind of level of love and we have them regularly on the bonfire So congrats five days later five day that's some side bitch treatment Six days right side bitch treatment and we don't do that here at the bonfire ever since faction made us there Comedy Central we were Comedy Central side bitch and then we realized we're too good for them. So now we're over here on faction talk with our with our bottom bitch faction talk one of three and now wall wall sheets nation.

She's nation. Christine. So burn your wall wall stuff. Christine. All sheets nation. Right now from the show account somebody say buy our IP love of wall wall tweet out We don't we don't have to it's too much. It's give them too much. All right. Just right. I'm fired up. Just right Let's see. Okay, so he's a sweet construct this is going the sheets. Yeah, and by the way, this can be a group written even a Fan written, you know, I don't I want to word this right because I'm my instincts are the right things that I was like This is like so we're both raised by mom But it's like so we can get bitchy. You don't want to present this though like it's the end of the night and we're getting ready to fuck someone

We're not attracted to but we're just like all yours get over here right now. We'll do it look at me look at me blue eyes the blue eyes We need to find what made us all the training we had being raised by passive aggressive bitchie women. We need to focus that into one treat, one tweet to sting these quaker cocksuckers. Sheets. Um, because by the, let's go with humility. Yeah. If you will have us at sheets, if you, yeah, if you have a comma we are all yours can I can I just

spitball here I'm spitball I'm gonna we're gonna take wall one sound here I'm wondering if we should maybe use a little Jerry McGuire speech okay with show like a show us the money thing no no with at the end with Renee's hell voice in front of a girl yeah but, but we can, you know, you had a set hello. I just their name. That's a Renee Zell Wedger. Renee Zell Wedger. Yeah. But it's funny, a shepelle show. Wedger. Yeah, he goes, who the fuck is Renee Zell Wedger? And he's a sell Wedger. And he can't shit. Oh, all those vegetable

kids. Oh, no, the white guy can't shit. He's like all this damn fried food. Yeah, I was trading spouses on Chipel show. Okay, so what do you say? All right, so sheets, if you have us, we are all yours. All right, that should, we're playing with this now. That's gonna be the end.

That should be further down the line of the sentences. That shouldn't be the first sentence. Do people listen live on the discord? Yeah. Christine, can you go live on the discord? Yeah. Christine, can you go on to the discord and see if anyone wants to help us? Because we want to use the campers. We're shifting.

This is a big day for us. Yeah. We're moving to the garbage. Yeah. Jacob, go ahead. Is this a real breakup or are you saying I'm breaking up, but you're still in love You can't you're not okay. Am I gonna miss Jacob? Am I gonna miss the Apple fritters?

Abs a fucking loop I'm I gonna miss the perfect amount of mustard and mayonnaise on a on a classic role We to kill little man I'm Jacob of what we were trying to do. What are you trying to get us back together for? You know that she's not right for us. You know that wall was just gonna by the way, the next famous person that we're kind of associated with, you know they're gonna slob their knob, heaven forbid's Nate Bargette asks, where's the wall wall on Tennessee? Oh my f**k. They're fucking build one for him. We're fucked. But we mentioned that we got to fill it out for you.

Jays hometown, one of my favorite cities in the country, and I like to wall wall they don't even send us chocolate milk they send us dick jack up they send us your point Jacob yeah i appreciate i think your answer Dan shows a lot of strength yeah and honesty because it's spitefulness it's all it's all honest emotions you're having it's honest emotions but i'll tell you what i'll tell you what makes the thing a little bit easier and This is like you know When someone gives you a reason here The last several wall walk trips. I've made

Christine if you could back this up You want to go again? Christine back this up They've been missing Out of and not restocked. This is the time on many, many of my favorite products. But also during a pandemic, it's funny to make that

because it's like a total breakup thing. We were like, plus also her tips are getting saggy. So I don't even know if you want to fuck with her. I already ran through that. But we're like that thing. We're like, good luck, Bert. We've already had a ton of apple fritters from there. Yeah, oh, he's and we constantly just tell him the same thing I just used to fucking house. Hope he's right in the parking lot

I just he's like I go back back back. He's like all right Well, I mean, I'm kind of senior now. I go's no, no, no, no, I respect that you guys are together now I'm just saying like I hope as my friend that you're getting this same kind of love and the wall I showed me because man they used to just put it down. Also over at Cheats Nation all we do is snack. Snack and all they just they want me to put ranch on everything they're filthy. They they offer it as on everything. Would you like ranch with that? I know.

It's crazy. You can do specialty ranches. Different ranches? They weren't out of ranch when bird crusian walked in with us now. That's for sure They walked in their family. I bet I bet Joseph while while the fourth was at the store Oh ready there to shake his hand and show him around Hudson Wallopher Yeah of the wallopherds of the wall wallop Pennsylvania wallopherds

Yeah, of the walla furs of the wall walla Pennsylvania walla For the lawyers for Yeah, do you fuck you walla you broke our hearts? I loved you and all you did do you remember the first time they acknowledged us? It was like a fucking wink and a nudge where they're like moons out tonight nice night for a bonfire I didn't fucking pass and they were and they were like we're a quaker business so we can't If you listen and I'm not taking I hope while I hear this whole episode you should love Berk-Rysher I'm not arguing that you shouldn't yeah any reason to not have any reason to not love him we're saying we watch how you

pop for a famous person the reason you wouldn't uh have gotten behind us very similar reasons you shouldn't have jumped so hard on fucking Berk-Rycher. Yeah, listen. I'm just thinking, like, we have some dirty stuff out there. Of course. We've said some risky business. Listen, I'm not being like, hey, children's place coding store, can you advertise with Legion of Skanks?

That doesn't make sense. I'm not doing that. I mean, it almost is a genius idea well Legion of Skanks also a big proponents of wall wall however Under you know expect wouldn't expect to wall wanted to tag Legion of Skanks. I get it The wall wall of on Legion of Skanks is your love of it's my wall. It's fine Which you have brought and full disclosure

I grew up in Colorado and I didn't grow up with Wawaw. But learned about it through you and became remember the night. I remember the night. It was such a, I saw my mother yesterday and mentioned the night that we stayed at my mom's house for a couple hours. Poor her, I just remember that it was such a vivid night.

So it was a long, long day, our first ever like real, like we went on this gig together. Yeah, it was me and you, Richie Redding, set it up. I was brutally hungover. Fruit, I was so hungover that I found my first paid weekend as an MC at laughs and Tucson, and I put it on Vic's computer and it made me nauseous watching it.

That's how hungover I was. I was like, I can't. And then I got you pick me up and clear that. It was probably a fun thing for you to find out that day that I don't know if you knew necessarily that day because I remember your reaction to a couple of the songs was that probably with a hangover you were like, I'm probably going to have to like throw up on the side of the road. Or like grind through aggressive heavy metal.

Get well music. You and I were in the heart. I put on a heart. I put on a heart music and you were like, okay. Yeah. You're like, how do you, this song rules? Yeah. And it was a mellow rise.

I remember that. And then we went down and did an awesome show in a small theater. I opened for you. Which you right. I had a fucking blast. I drank a ton of you, uh, Ying- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y- y That lady's like that's the guy that pays your check and you're like no, she was it was her stepdaughter Yeah, and her it was her husband's daughter and her husband was the guy. It was promoting the show Yes, which ended in an argument where Jay got off stage and then we went downstairs that French lady Said that she goes to the tropicala. Yes. This is not comedy. This is not comedy that was shit

Whatever that is that is shit. I go to the tropical and keeps these goes to the tropical and then Jane I were gonna great place of saying like I have no comedy. I go to the tropical and AC all of a sudden. I know comedy and then Jane I were gonna drive home to New York, but it started fucking pouring and like couldn't see at the window. And we looked up we were talking about we had been YouTube and Nick Cannon stand up the whole night. And then we looked it up and we were like,

dude, the special is out. And you were like, my mom has show time. And we got wall, wall and went to Jay's mom's house and I think watched Nick Cannon. And we just crashed into couch for a couple hours. So we left back in the morning. We left like an island. Yeah, but yeah, I slept on the couch and you like had pillows and slept on the ground.

That's when I learned you slept on your stomach. I do. I was like, I didn't know you slept on your top tongue. That's adorable. And he saw how much I flip and kick every night. The best part was that the reason I brought up yesterday, I was talking to my mom. Oh, my mom's a nice pot. Yes, they was great.

It was so fun. She was so giggle. It was so adorable. It was great, but we were out there. I go, Yeah, it was so fun. She was so giggle. It was so adorable Yeah, it was great, but we were out there. I go man, you know, it's so funny I go I always remember the funny thought cuz I'm and you could have tested this too What we came we were there that night before we watched in the camera. Yeah, we got to get stoned Yeah, so we went out back on my mom's got a little tiny back porch area

You know and we stood there my brother was hanging out my brother was I mean how many years ago is this now? Long 10s? It's 2010, dude. So like 11 years ago. Okay. So my brother was like like 21, maybe 20. Yeah. Something like that. So over 19 and 21, whatever it was, he was still so little. My brother and he was still seemed like such an innocent. He seemed like he seemed like your little brother. He's very much a little brother. Yeah. and he smoked weed with us and he was giggly laughing at me and Dan doing our silly shit and making him laugh a bunch and he, and he went inside and went up to bed and I was like, am I a shitty brother? I'm not a smoked weed, my fucking like 18-year-old brother or whatever. I was like, I don't know, and it was fine. I was like yeah I just I don't know if it's an innocent kid

I feel like I hope I didn't like fucker just send him down some road of the it turns out of that behind He was already snorting heroin stealing for it. I was like I was like oh poor I remember I'm ever a poor little guy He's got him smoking weed now. He's like weed that was a severe dial back. Yeah, that was probably to stop him from shaking He's like hey, I just smoke we be guys. Oh, he had a super new to me. I don't know. Oh, look at that. I mean, we're like, whoa, watch out for this chronic Bobby. Only take one hit, bro, or this thing's gonna send you into.

Beauty, oh, you ready to go to space? And it's like, what's up, Pussies? I need something to stop me from sweating. He's like, my next question goes, is my neck thing popping out at all? Is my neck thing popping out? If? Is my neck pain popping out? If you see a guy named Hector running around out back here, I don't owe him money.

So I gotta go upstairs. He's not listening to him. Anyways, I think I'm gonna get my Z's for the first time in six days. And I was so, I was like, poor kid, we just got him on weed. But we enjoyed a lovely wall wall saying, which and now that food is gone,

because we've grown up wall wall, we don't need you anymore. Most consistent Italian Hogi in the country. But guess what? Not the best Italian Hogi in the country, not by far. It's not in the top probably hundred best Italian sandwiches in Philadelphia. But at the end of the day, it's just a gas station sandwich. Boom! Yeah. But you know what? So is she eats and fuel me up. It's different though. Give me 20 on four and a new pepperoni twist that I can dip in some

rain. Damn, Christine. You know what Dan's saying is absolutely true. The gas is really a bonus on the situation. They they'll thump you especially in jars. Here's my problem too. She's only know if it's in places where they have full service. God damn, I'm starting to suck in guessing. No, don't do it, dude, don't go back to it. Sweet temptress. I just know all those Jersey wall walls, man.

You can go fill it up. I'm gonna pan side with my sandwich and all my stuff. Yeah, they streamlined it. They streamlined it. No, fuck them, no listen. So what, she's hot. There's other chicks out there, man. Five days, Jay. Yeah, it's gonna break down. Where's your hot. There's other chicks out there man. Five days Jay

Yeah, where's your tweet? Where's your tweet? Five days? Where's your tweet? Sitting out there and either being made fun of by Lewis and several one person called Climates to shit on me. They were like Damn he goes you can get acknowledged by them until you get the cloud chase off of Bert And I'm like that's the my entire point. That's why this breakup's happened. You're correct I should have had the cloud chase all of it. I did like that's the mic entire point. That's why this breakup tag is correct. I should have had the Cloud Chase all the hurt I did and it got their attention and I'm like oh so we know him all of a sudden you can say our names in blue. Yeah yeah we need to be fucking tag us finally six

years of us just open mouth kissing your products all over this fucking show. We bring him on a pay service. This is a paid, this is a podcast. It is a podcast. You should go down below the podcast, like, subscribe, and tell your friends, you know, but pay. I may have said this. A lot of people pay for this show, so fuck you, wall-wall.

I may have just said this before. Yeah. I may have said this before, but maybe not with this kind of hostility, because now I'll say it with the real things. I do enjoy it. However, they're mac and cheese, that I'm always sucking the dick about. It's just Stofers mac and cheese. Oh!

Oh! It just makes a bunch of stuff. Yeah, that's right, give me some fucking... I know, that night like Stofers, but I'm just saying it. I'll say I like Crass. It's not wall, wall farms. I'm always like Kraft better. You could go buy a Stofers mac and cheese,

and that's what you're getting. So it's available out to end. I will say this The meatballs. Yeah, say it Jay say it with a chest We fall off. Yeah, they're a little school lunch. They've gotten really school lunch. Yeah, it's to be last time I was there last I was there I couldn't find hers horse radish and cheddar so sometimes we're not there sometimes you got to buy a little bag Everybody down with the ball. I don't know for him, I'll on this. Maybe they're saving the better meatballs for Birdcrisher.

Oh, I mean that would be my best guess. I know something. You don't know. Birdcrisher didn't even go to Wall-Wall. Oh, he decided to go to Primo's hoeties Or genos Anywhere else, but you know what it's cool. It's like your son's a bitch. It's something better Yeah, you fucking George Washington looking mother fuck. I just want you know I'm gonna make them so hot for us right now. I just want you know

You're losing the best thing that ever happened you wall. Ohawa. Oh, walk away, walk away. I hope you enjoy, Bert Kreischer. You have a very enjoyable guy. I'll tell you what, maybe he blows you up more than we did. Hold on, I don't know. I don't know if you can. I know for a bit of the time.

Christina and Black Luke, can you guys Google Basic Bitch saying, you know, the ones that are like, you had me and then you left me, and then can we find them uh just just keep tagging wawa and like in tweets and like you know like find like a motivational Twitter account that writes like I was here and they're gone as well. Yeah. Just start tagging us in wawa and any inspirational breakup things you see just so let them know that

fuck you were gone. We're Sheets Nation now. The grass is always greener when there's not some anchor next to you mucking it up. And big shout out to the Pope of Sheets Nation, Shane Gillis, for bringing us there. We were blind. We were blind, but now we see. Now we see. As we go round, I'm at Ford on my mozzarella sticks and fries. Hey, wall wall, you remember? It looks like shit, by the way, too. Yeah, fuck you.

Also, Sheets Nation, just get a good bakery and start making some fritters. If you get a soda together or a fritter, I swear to God. This is us asking our new wife to get fake tits. It's just that while we're having this great tits. This is what I've got, this big old fake tits. Also, if you could just, and I'm sure it's not a real hard thing to get, man, if you could just get that recipe for soft pretzels.

Yeah, I don't know if you got any pretzel guys. Because if the pretzel's not going to be a thing, like, I'm going to, but then any pretzel guys because it's a pretzel's not gonna be a thing like Do you care maybe sheets or swingers and they don't mind if once in a while I like I go fuck wall wall Yeah, and then I come back and I tell oh I tell a cussholes right I tell all about yeah, I'm like hey sheets Do you want to know I might I guess do I ate so many pretzels? I don't even leave the store I ate them right inside. I might smoke Oh, that's so dirty. I might do some smoking weed and then decide like Maybe I want to have Wawa on sheets together at the same time

Yeah, maybe a tuna sandwich from Wawa and then something Peroni and twisty from sheets. How about this? I'll tell you this Christine stop it We're still in it. All right, girl this. I'll tell you this. I'll tell you this. I'll tell you this. I'll tell you this. I'll tell you this. I'll tell you this. I'll tell you this.

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I'm gonna steal something. Yeah. I'm coming for every time I go. And I, let me tell you something, I look like riff-riff, but I look like enough of an adult, and I'm gonna buy so many things that I am paying for that if I'm just gonna slide a tasty cake in my pocket like oh shit I'm if they catch it. I'm gonna go oh shit. I was like I didn't have enough hands

Uh, and and they'll believe that but I'm telling you I'm trying to walk out with something every time I go there Yeah, every time Just read that sometimes you need to give up on people not because you don't care, but because they don't Yeah, by the way Christine literally if you Google break up saying it's what comes up on all the photos Or it's like sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together. Thank you So would you say Jacob? I'm sorry Maryland I was gonna say you I Think you you loved while one when they were

I was gonna say, I think you loved Wawa when they were normal. When they were not that marital. Yeah, abs of fucking Lutley. And guess what? Jacob, sometimes two people have to fall apart to realize how much they need to fall back together. So this isn't goodbye forever, Wawa. This is just simply, you know, when someone walks away from you, it's not the end of your story. It's the end of their character's role in your story. Look, wow.

Wow, I don't care about you because if you need to fix a broken heart, friends make the best glue. Yeah, Christine, Dan, bitches, let's go to sheets. And guess what, guys, as Mark Twain once said, never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option. That's five days, Jay, five days before you got a tweet back. Dan, I'm going to steal. I'm going to do intervenous drugs in, uh, in their bathrooms. Well, good luck. Those blue lights I heard had do make it very good I'm gonna say something I'm gonna say something right now I spread that word to ever that article but I'm gonna

Say some right now Christine you've been in the bathroom's a zillion times Read this one Jay this one's really you want to stick them? Yeah read this break up there's no blue lights all right one day You're gonna wake up and notice that you should have tried I was worth the fight. Yeah, so yeah, so suck on that It's not your fault for not being there. It's my fault for thinking you would be yeah And then next time we'll learn Never lose yourself while trying to hold on to someone who doesn't care about losing you All right, God. We're just having a full on brunch sash here on the bottom fire. We're just kidding.

Wawa, you are canceled. Christine, two more mimosas, please. Line it up. Also, I am going to do those eggs Benedict. I'm going to call the odds. You know what? I don't care. I'm going to be a little dirty bitch.

And I'm going to have those red velvet pancakes. I lit them over. I literally read online that the saddest part in life is saying goodbye to someone you wish to spend your lifetime with. That's where you could have had Wawa. You could have had all of this Wawa and you just fucking your just a cloud chasing slot. Wawa. Two weeks ago honestly, you could have told me to if I wanted like, outward allegiance from you, that if I would have

had like burned down a sheet's location, I would have fucking kicked in the bottom of a window and thrown them all to off cocktail. But now you realize that's crazy what I would have done to you. You don't even know what I was. Yeah. And you know what? I'm learning a lot through all this wall wall and I'm learning the breakups hurt, but losing someone who doesn't respect and appreciate you,

it's actually a game, not a loss. Well, I'll tell you this. Sorry, hold on. No, it's okay, I'll tell you this. Wawa, or should I say, liars? Yeah, how hard is it? There was nothing I denied you of. You had everything in me.

The one thing I can't get back, I gave up everything for you I loved you with every part of me mm-hmm I would have died for you yeah but it still wasn't good enough so guess what she's you're getting two boys and a whole crew with empty tummies if you have a guy if you'll have us if you'll have us I don't know if we deserve you listen she's you have a guy's if you'll have us if you'll have us. I don't know if we deserve you Listen sheets you have the right now to go like not interested. We sent you guys Pepperoni. I mean they they had the pack dry ice with what they sent us and we were like oh it was good

Yeah, they gave a styrofoam which I'm pretty sure is illegal now Yeah, they sent a styrofoam Then that that transaction they were willing to kill I believe three C turtles. Yeah, right maybe even five or four just a whole Ninja Turtles Clan they sent us two six packs, but they sent us nine of the plastic things that six packs go in It's crazy and they were like don't cut these yeah don't cut them and guess what guys and you found a word you want to say Yeah, I do I might have some if you're brave enough to love someone Then you're strong enough to get over them. That's cool. That one hit home. Yeah. That was nice. That was nice. Yeah. Fucking yeah. And we're going to be okay. That better expedited to come in.

We have a couple of things from the discord. Yeah. What are they saying? Go on. Jesus baked says to sheet, sell it as if the bonfire family coming to sheets family because Wawa tribe has abandoned you. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Wawa never was there.

We thought they were there. We got fucking buried by Wawa. It was the most minimal. You're lucky. You're lucky we had dysfunctional fathers That's why we stuck with you as long as we did wallaw tonight's a good night for a bonfire winky face Fuck you fuck you that we put up with that They didn't even show love on the feed. They said for us to DM them. Yeah, fuck you. Hey side. Hey, come around back

Come around to the side door and I'll stick my dick through the fucking male slot And you get it that woman's mentally balanced. Well, damn. Well, this is taught me What this taught me is Listen, not all storms come up. Well, hold on. Sorry. She's still going through it. Not all storms come to disrupt your life Yeah, I'm coming to clear your path Are you okay? Well? Because you just got straight samurai cut through and I feel like if someone breaks your heart that bad Just punch him in the face seriously punch him in the face and go get some ice cream. That's salt

I wouldn't condone that but I, but I get where you're coming from. Well, you're always one decision away from a total of different life. Well, guess what, Jay, it's amazing how someone can break your heart and you can still love them with all the little pieces. Yeah, well, we're going through it. That's obvious. Oh, but by the way. Yeah.

One day, and wow, this is to you, You're gonna remember me and how much I loved you Then you're gonna hate yourself for letting me go Mike drop Yeah, Dan don't even try to change yourself so that other people will like you I will yourself and the right people wink wink sheets will like you. Yeah sheets nation. We're coming home We'll finish drafting the tweet. Let's go talk about some companies we care about and take our first break. Okay, it's the bonfire. Hey, look, I know we former wallow fans. I know we started the breakup, but like,

I'm still bombing. That's okay. Hey, it's okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. You know what? We're gonna You think that change? No, it's not our it's not our Responsibility to change them Christine Well, could they could they ever win us back? I don't know I Don't know, but I'll tell you this Sheets we're ready to date We're ready to date and do it up. I'm gonna move in with you, but I think you have to send us more food because we're so far from sheets So far from sheets you got to send it to us

Please I know you're Pennsylvania, but that's that's shit. That's far But if you send it to us more stuff. Yes, please. Yeah, one more from the discord Says I'm scared of what I saw. I'm scared of what I did of who I am and most of all I'm scared of walking out of the gas station never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you. Oh God. I get it. I fucking get it, but we gotta move on and we gotta take a break. It's the bonfire. You've been listening to SyriaiusXM's Bonfire! New episodes every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows always on SiriusXM!