The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Short King Battle

Episode Date: June 20, 2025

Jay shares a hilarious song by Corey Holcolm that expresses his appreciation for overweight, single mothers. | The L.A. riots are raging over immigration and youngsters are making TikTok videos about it. | Jacob contends that anyone with height under 5 feet 9 inches is not a human being. He believes that Bobby is a short king just like he and Black Lou are. Jacob is so driven to prove that Bob belongs in the short club, that he pulls out a tape measure. Jay measures Bob while he pronounces that he is average height and doesn't belong in the lollipop guild. Everyone enjoys beef jerky during the measuring. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now the bonfire with big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly oh Wow, I wanted to tell you of uh, which one of the most catchy things ever were fans of Corey Holcomb and his comedy and belief system He has a song this it's been out for a while. So I'm not dropping any new bombs here But because I hear it sometimes he plays it on his pile Listen, I'm watching the podcast almost every week at this point. If I can, this plays in the background. Sometimes when he goes to like break, and then they come back and do their plugs or whatever, it's just like post a part of the show,

they show his plugs and play music that he makes. He makes like a loungy style like R&B songs that are always like the least supposed to be funny. But he also like croons the way he sings it is pretty funny. So he's a creator too. Very much a creator. He'd probably get in on Flanker and a heartbeat. But ah, white owned. He can come in on the poo part.

Yeah, this song makes me laugh and it's the catchiest thing, the chorus is the catchiest thing ever. Christine, please. This world has an abundance of resources. What? If you have faith, you can go anywhere and find your way. Ain't no doubt.

Everybody out there who believes in the true God understands what I'm saying. I ain't scared of nothing. God has put people out here to save me from all situations. Be obese, single mom will always provide shelter for me. Be obese, single mom will always provide shelter for me. Oh, thank God. That is such a funny thing for a... Back it up, that's the best line. They'll feed you their children's food. The obese single mom will always provide shelter for me. Do you know how I am?

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The obese single mom will always provide shelter for me. Hey. When the Lord don't come through. When the Lord don't come through. They will feed you their children's food. They will feed you their children's food No, me single mom will always provide shelter for me I was down as white when I first made that move to L.A. But one thing that I knew is big girls move a man in their place

There's no need for no school graduation for me to earn my way my way The bugabells got my back in every city that I'm at The O.B. Single Mom will always provide shelter for me Yes they will You can meet them at church or that place Yes You turn off that really tickles me the OB single mom will always Show tough for me. That's great. Did you what I was watching some great footage today? Jesus of people like talking to people that are you know the protesters and like they're it's I mean I don't know percentages, but just for the sake of comedy% of the people are like I just came here to turn up dog

Or what's hilarious is it's people who I mean if they're not criminals, they look like criminals, you know, I mean Are I mean all face tatted up and like, you know tattoos all over everywhere. I'm like, uh, you know, and they're like This was our land first. This is indigenous land, you took it. But you lost it, you should have won. This is my land to sell cocaine on. Well it is funny that they're burning the American flag and they're holding the Mexican flag,

but they never want to live in Mexico. No, I know, exactly. It's like, that seems great. If you're like, all right, go ahead. They're like, no, I'm not going to live there. It's dangerous, man. They got shitty Mexican food. Go back to Mexico and riot into a Cancun resort

and fucking enjoy your life a little bit. They're fucking burning the American flag. You fucking idiots. Why the fuck are Americans running the Cancun and Tulum go dominate that over there I really got to say it is an interesting argument. I mean the violence fucking sucks for sure and also like I know There's all the arguments about the job. I'm like, of course I couldn't like go into a Graduation and pull a grandmother away from a family because we're going to send her back

over the country. But you know, you're not legally here. We don't know what to say. That would happen to me if I was just staying in Italy for two years over the time I was left. 100%. And they also only took back, they grabbed 14 people. All 14 people are criminals.

They're not just going, they're not grabbing grandmothers away from their children. They had to arrest more than 14 people. They arrested 14 people, all 14 people are criminals. They're not just grabbing grandmothers away from their children. They had to arrest more than 14 people. They arrested 14 people. You can look it up on the website. They have, it's public information. You're talking about 14 people from the ICE raids. From the ICE, the ICE went in

and the people that they took were criminals. You're not talking about the arrests made from the protests, you're talking about the ICE. No, the reason why they're protesting is because ICE is going to just reason why they're protesting is because ICE is going to just, like they're getting Mexican people and they're just ripping them away from their families, it's not happening.

They're going in and getting people who are criminals. They took away my uncle Pimp Murder. His real name is Carlos. So people who are sex trafficking, drug trafficking, kidnapping, all this shit. I saw the murder, the Vietnamese guy was a murderer. Yeah, and they're taking them back. So that's the thing.

And here's a little conspiracy theory, I don't know if it's true or not. There are no such thing as Mexicans. No, that's not true. They're the aliens. Throw water on them, they're afraid of water. They're dropping off pallets of bricks. And what-

That was the conspiracy here for Black Lives Matter. Right, but there is video of people dropping, and they're also, there was a van pulled up and was giving gas masks, these kind of gas masks from Walmart, like a whole van pulled up and just handing out these masks to rioters So they're saying that there's a lot of people being paid to antagonize to riot to throw bricks to get people riled up right I could save you the conspiracy there and say

Mexicans are at Walmart and they took those gas masks to divvy up to people who are protesting What was the other one we could dispel all of these The bricks the pallets of bricks being shown bricks showed up and they would take and there's Mexicans are working construction There's a lot of bricks or they would take they would have a hammer and they'd smash the bricks up and put them in Backpacks and that's what they were throwing at cops. Oh, yeah. So take back the streets Mexicans Viva la Mexico. It is funny that it's all like Mexican flags in the air like that's a weird thing that shouldn't you be holding up like American flags? No they're burning those that's the one they burnt the country

that gave them if they if they burnt an American Mexican flag in Mexico they'd be fucking beheaded and hung from a highway. And the guys like still posing for a picture drinking a beer that's what I mean it's all like when they kick the cars as they go by it's hilarious. Just taking their little jab Like did it kick the car people are bragging they're all stoked about their rubber bullet like shots in their bodies They're like they're like they're like oh man that hurt. He's like and this is gonna be like Look, how'd you get that? He's like I was doing some shit Did you see the reporter this lady? I put it in the thing

The reporter lady was just reporting all of a sudden the guy you see the cop took in the leg He but he looked at her and just shot her. Oh, really you think so? 100% to see buddy. He look at this lady. She's reporting Nine news moving them on through the heart of LA The next one she turns and the cop just shoots her in the back of the leg. The cop Dance bitch.

She's holding a microphone, she's in front of a camera. Dance bitch. Watch his face though, he looks over and just shoots this chick. Again, does it make sense? This isn't my, it's not my thing to fucking handle or have the solution to it just like on the cut and dry level of like everyone getting crazy violent because they're kicking they're just enforcing fine just enforcing a policy file that should have been enforced before just

seems like yeah because the argument I keep hearing is that even as a bell you know Isabella's immigrant but they're both legal her grandparents but it is and the one of them doesn't even before just seems like, because the argument I keep hearing is like, even Isabella, you know, Isabella's immigrant parent, but they're both legal, her grandparents, but it is, and one of them doesn't even live here anymore, she went back to Columbia, but it is like a- Ice? Yeah, Ice sent her back. No, no, she went back there,

but Isabella has a little more like, you know, well, well, well about the situation, even more than I'm like, it's like, isn't it just like, I described it as like, I would sneak into a second movie when I'd go to the movie theater I wasn't taking somebody else's seat even I wasn't necessarily taking money away from I was just popping in an empty seat that would otherwise be unfilled but like if they came in they were like hey show me your ticket for

this thing and I didn't have it and they made me leave I wouldn't be like but I was already watched a half hour of it. Like that's the argument is like, she goes, well, I've been here for 30 years, it's all I know. It's like, sucks, I know, but you had to get paperwork. You're so dumb, you're smart. That was the smartest, I mean, that was the greatest. Am I crazy?

You need to go on the news and use that analogy. Yeah, I'm taking it around, Big J does the movie theater, the old sneak into a movie theater analogy. We need to clip that and send that out to all the news, because I think that's gonna solve this problem. Because when they go, it is like the movies, man. I get it.

I do fully understand being, it fucking sucks. You know what I mean, like happening, but it's just like you're getting caught doing the thing. But here's another level of it though. They're not just taking every illegal alien. They're taking the criminal ones. They're saying that's what they're trying to do. But even if they're mostly criminals,

you know what I mean, you can look it up on the website on the whatever fucking. Every Hispanic is in MS-13 I think. That's what I tell myself. Even my daughter I question. I check her tattoos, I run them online and I go Hey, what does this one mean? She's like it says heart dad. I'm like, oh Christ she's in a El Pueblo's crazy local local gals. Yeah

So then they sent the National Guard down and they might send the Marines down because the well by now This has already happened the local cops can't do anything because it's a sanctuary city. Do we talk about this more on the live show? I feel like it's gonna be old news, today's news on Thursday. I don't think this is happening. No, no, no, no.

But on Thursday this could have escalated. We're talking about, and then look at that, they're sending trucks in there and it's already like, half of Los Angeles is burned down. And we're on Thursday talking about, hey, is that a truck heading over to Los Angeles? How about on Thursday though they have someone else came up with, listen, someone else came up with the idea like Lou and the movie theater thing and Lou, one of the Lou's or Jacob sent it

to like the news and they became and they ended everything with that movie theater analogy and they became famous. By that theory, you should definitely consider kidnapping or killing Jacob until you get Flanker out there because he could be playing this coy game. We don't know what's going on with that computer ever. That's true. He's just trademarking Flanker. He could be using AI right now to have a whole business plan.

I bet he trademarked Flanker. No, he didn't. Did you? I bet it's what he was doing before. I didn't trademark it. Oh, what's he gonna say? What's he gonna say? Yeah I did. It's gone Bobby. No it's not. It's gone. It's Thursday. It's Thursday. Not the lake one. Shut up. You don't know the word flanker. You better not take it flanker. Bobby. What? It's gone. He has it. I'm gonna tell Don to get it right now. No it's property of Jacob Batat Industries. Oh He's evil listen to that

Why would you do that I did it did you yes Flunker flanker, that's me. That's what I thought. That's what I am Flunker Flunker Yeah, Bakersfield no don't hurt corn Sending stuff in from crazy north and east Coming from all directions Why don't we get a couple of bulldozer snowplow type things and we just keep moving the protesters keep angling them towards the border And then it's problem solved now. You just bulldoze them towards the border Most of them are on skateboards.

They're destroying police stations. That's what I'm saying, the problem gets like the, there's eight people that give a fuck about protests and the rest of the people are busting into a Louis Vuitton store. You know what I mean? It's ridiculous. Because they're saying that CNN, MSNBC,

it's a peaceful protest and the cops, the National Guard are making it violence. No, it's They're saying that in front of they're saying that in front of a burning car Crazy and here's the way there's a spray paint one of them is standing cops were standing next to a thing It just said one eight seven a cop like a bunch spray paint. It's all fresh shit They're painting on the police. It sucks for the Los Angeles Police Department because they're a sanctuary city They have they can't do anything to these people. I know, you love cops so much.

I love cops, but they're- You do, and firefighters. They have to back up- Met in uniform. I love anybody, anybody who's protecting the weak, I'm fucking for. I know, you like to be taken by a strong man. Yeah, okay. Yeah, okay.

I mean, I was like, yeah, I wasn't judging, I was- I just wanna think about it for a second. Yeah, yeah. That's all. Yeah, dude, these guys deal. I wasn't judging, I was just. I just wanna think about it for a second. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's all. Yeah, dude, these guys, so these guys coming in, but the police are backing up the National Guard because they have to. But they can't do anything against the protesters

because it's a sanctuary city. They're personnel out there. Did you see what they did to the police? As the police were trying to get away, they were throwing the rocks off the yeah, overpass over the pass and and then they hit a cop right in the head. I mean, I don't understand. These are the people that when something happens, they're

going to protect them and they're just fucking trying to kill them. I don't get it. Where how is that just mob mentality? Now, it's some science people out there with scarves over their face just doing like a bunch of listen, you have to have that in you. Do you know what I mean? I really don't have it in me that I wanna blow up

a fucking car in the middle of the street and watch it burn. It's just not really my, it's not my thing. Yeah, I don't like to be hot. But do you know what I'm saying? That wouldn't be the way, if I was gonna think of a way to solve a problem, I'm not even saying it wouldn't be violence, just not like the rain to me

It's like burning a cop car and dancing around it waving a flag seems like that's not my I'd have a problem with Dude somebody or something movie like look at that clip in the middle. That is like a movie. That's Los Angeles, bro Great first of all pray for California fuck, California. I'm sorry, Christine, I know it's your state. It's between the wildfires and all the bullshit that they could have actually not happened. You give it to the Mexicans. It's stupid. It's hilarious to me that the richest people in the world

live in that state, and then the poorest people in the world live there, and they stink. I said this when the fires happened. God couldn't be showing you how much it wants California off the earth. They get threatened every year with like, they tell them, it's like, you know guys in years, California's gonna be underwater, it's gonna break off.

And it's like, no one's going anywhere. It goes, well, every year we'll burn half of it down. Still not going, we need to make movies here. We're gonna have earthquakes, we're gonna shake all your houses we need to make movies here. We're gonna have earthquakes, we're gonna shake all your houses off a cliff. People love, they love 70 and sunny though. That is, can't even argue with that. The weather there rules.

You do learn it's eventually going to break off and end up attaching to Alaska. Please, let it happen. Let it break off and attach to Russia. I would love for all these people to be under Russia rule. Wouldn't that be great? Potatoes and vodka. But this also is, this is kind of segregated.

This isn't happening in Bel Air, Beverly Hills, Manhattan Beach, Redondo, Hermosa, Palos Verdes, like. Because you guys keep your Mexicans under control. That's right, Christine. They had a mega rally. Orange County. They had a mega rally in What is it what's the rich part again Beverly Hills Beverly Hills

They had a what they had a mega March like a bunch of Trump American people Maga Maga Maga Maga Maga whatever mega mega when you said mega March. I thought you meant like a huge March Mega, is it mega? Mega? Mega? Mega? So, I mean look at this say Maggie Maggie Maggie. I'm choking on a hair I swallowed a bug. You don't have any hair Whose hair is it? It's not mine. It's black Lou's Whatever, dude, you were late. Listen the thing you start sucking black Lou's head. No, not his head. Oh Dude, you were late. Listen, the thing is- You started sucking Black Lou's head?

No, not his head. Oh! You say I'm talented, thank you. That's so nice of you, dude, I appreciate that. Probably does have a talented tongue. But it coming from you that makes me feel good. As a full partner of the flanker, it feels good. Yeah, this whole thing is fucking ridiculous to me.

It's just stupid. I do not understand. Burning your own community down doesn't even make sense to me. Oh's just stupid. Lighting, burning your own community down doesn't even make sense to me. Oh no, not a Cybertruck. And people say, oh you have to do it to, shut the fuck up. And here's what, you know what they're doing,

they're actually making more people Republican. So you're getting anybody in the middle or on the fence, and it's just gonna be like, look you guys are fucking nuts, I can't live like this. I wanna get, move out of this state, people are gonna move out of this fucking shit state. Well again, I'm the person that you're discussing. It's like in the middle of that where I'm just going like,

but I can't see a great explanation to be like, why are you burning down things and destroying, even if they go, because they're, they took in people's grandmothers and deporting them, I go, but they were here illegally? It's like, yeah, for whatever many years. And you go, so okay, so what are you burning down this Waymo car for?

Cause of that, this is the grandma thing? I'm not really fully understanding. The looting thing too, like if you guys, if anybody in Los Angeles loots a Louis Vuitton store and winds up getting a black Pharrell bag, the duffel bag. Bobby, you'll pay sticker price. I'll pay, I mean, sticker price, I mean,'ll pay sticker price. I'll pay a sticker price. I mean it's

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I'm not gonna stop 7,000 Mexicans. And Louis Vuitton all have armed people in the front of the store. Fucking Spanish Armada, dude. These guys. Yeah, they could be charmed by one Mexican girl shaking ass. These guys are pretty much,

the mall near you, the Louis store, if you go to Gucci, you walk right in. You go to Louis, there's a Navy SEAL up front with a gun. That stuff all goes into a gigantic safe. As I'm getting older, I'm hating young people's behavior, I think more. It's the worst. Did you, Christine, could you go to,

I hope it's still up. I liked it, his story. Brian Redband put up a story yesterday. He was flying home. I guess somebody died on his plane. What? So, that's not even the story that makes me laugh so much, but that's terrible. Someone died on his plane. Then it has the thing with the cops coming on the plane, the ambulance outside of the plane and all this shit. And then the last thing is he films two black

chicks that work at the airport that were outside by the truck and the ambulance where they're doing the thing. And she goes over by the cop car and the other girl starts filming it and she starts like doing like like doing like dances and like hey i'm like yo that's fucking crazy like to be they're filming tiktoks on the right you're it's like that's gotta be a semi-important job what you're doing out there you're around jets it's, Robert Kelly, and my lovable partner, Big G. Okerson. I tell you, it's gonna come here. That riot shit's gonna wind up here too. Yeah? Yeah. How many Mexicans do you think you could take before you go down?

Four. Okay. Four. I don't understand. I'm actually gonna pretend to be Mexican if it happens. Really? Yeah, my Duolingo is gonna come into effect I can pretend to do but it's just gonna be like they're gonna have to really buy into like Then I'm like a Chicano. It's the only voice that I can do really well. Let me see get away fuckers. I'm here to help you

They took they took me Madre and put her in a cage like a fucking animal Christine could get away She just a slap a tattoo on her upper eye and on her neck Yeah, just throw a little like lip liner on I mean Jacobs dead Jacob you're dead dead Oh, you're dead. I have stuff on me. What? What do you mean? I'm gonna fuck I have my knives. Yeah Yeah, I mean you get how many do you get is what we're saying Bobby says for me Mexicans I've depends we're talking about here. We talking about like a Skinny like gang type guys

What are we talking about? We're talking about that lazy's. Yeah, we're talking about like me and you bodies Mexicans yeah, me and you bodies. Yeah, but tiny little short Mexicans tiny short max is me and you bodies I think four is fair force. I'll stick with four. I don't think you do any more than that. Yeah, what about you? I'm not gonna say I could take as many as Jay To see yeah, even with the knife. Why why as many as Jay? What about me? What as many as me you're one of us even with your always say you did it again where you say, you separated me and you put yourself in Jay's group. Buddy, I'm 5'8". I am 5'8".

You're not. I'm 5'8". You're not, Bobby. You wanna suck me into your vortex of short. It's not happening. You're one of us. I'm 5'8". And even 5'8' is too short.

5'8' is not too short for Mexicans? No, that's not a man's Mexican giant That's the whole basketball team is five eight Five eight and under I keep telling you that you have them five stop. I'm five eight and a quarter. No, you're not It's on my Christine five. I got that app and measure Bobby right now That apps not very accurate five eight and a quarter dude. I bet it's dead on accurate. Five, eight and a quarter, dude. I bet it's dead on accurate. I'm five, eight and a quarter.

Guarantee you've shrunk. What, what, what, what, what? Stop trying to suck me into your life. Bobby, I'm talking you into your life. I'm five, eight and a quarter. I walk amongst giants. No, Bobby. And they welcome me in.

I'm not walking around. You're not five, nine. You're not a human being. Listen, you Lilliputian, stop sucking me into your life. You're not full human. What? We're not, we're not five-nine, you're not a human being. Listen, you Lilliputian, stop sucking me into your life. You're not full human. What? We're not, we're not, I'm telling you.

I'm not you. You are me. Bobby, you know what's funny? You are me. And I gotta say, you're right about this. Maybe it's your personality, the way you conduct yourself. Yeah. I've never really described you as short.

No, I'm not. I mean, you're shorter than me, substantially shorter than me. Well, it's not gonna carry weight, but I'm shorter than you as like short. I mean, you're shorter than me, substantially shorter than me. Well, it's not gonna carry weight, but I'm shorter than you, taller than that. Right, no, for sure. I never overthought short until, can I tell you something? And you should have a right to be mad about this.

Until Black Lou and Jacob, particularly Jacob, started doing what you're saying he's doing. He started lumping you, where I started going like, oh yeah, I guess Bobby, I guess me and Lou are the only tall adult men in here. They have to recruit people. They have to get as many people. I know, it's a couple of virgins like us, right?

It's not like football where it's a game of inches. With them it's a game of centimeters. Do you understand? These little short kings, oh, if you're a centimeter up, you're one of us. There he goes again. But maybe, would you accept that, Bobby? If you're a centimeter over five eight're one of us. There he goes again. But maybe, would you accept that Bobby? If you're a centimeter over 5'8"?

This is the most common height range associated with the term short king. Okay, but I'm 5'8 and a quarter. Are you though? Look at that, yes I am. Cause if you are, now you're saying he's not. I'm saying because of age, you just. Okay, but here's what I'm asking you guys

to come to an agreement here Bobby. Yes, I'm listening. If we measure you. Yes. And you are 5'8 and a quarter or anything over 5'8. We'll say, doesn't have to come to an agreement here Bobby. Yes, I'm listening. If we measure you. Yes. And you are 5'8 and a quarter or anything over 5'8. We'll say, doesn't have to get to a quarter. No, it's 5'9. 5'8 is, you're short.

No, the 5'8 and a quarter is over. Is anything in the 5'8 range until 5'9? That's not what it says. That's not what it says at all. Under 5'9 is considered inhuman. It says 5'8 and. It says five eight and under Five eight and under five eight. So he's five eight and a quarter is over is better than you says hot chicks Or a Google Jacob. Well, you can see Bobby Bobby you have to play in this too. Well, you can seat either of you

Bobby if you are if you are five foot eight looking at me like that I make the rules. I don't want this for you, please if you're five foot eight. You're looking at me like that. I didn't make the rules. I don't want this for you. Please, if you're five foot eight, Bobby. Yes, sir. Or anything below, if that's possible. If you're five foot eight or below, on the nose, you will consider yourself a short king. If you are five eight and anything over, point anything.

Anything, anything over. You are not considered short at all and you don't even understand the world that Black Lou and Jacob are living in. I want him to shut his short mouth forever. And you get to go at him a little bit for being short. Yeah, and any time Black Lou holds the camera, he has to hold it up like at an angle,

because he's short. Right. You understand, like right now. These are the kind of things you get to say when you prove them wrong if you're 5'8". Anything, anything. How could you say that to another short king? I am under 5'9". First of all, both of you. Oh, you guys are three could you say that to another short king? Oh first of all five nine first of all both of you

Are you guys reading my movie three kings? This isn't Lord of the Rings. I want nothing to do with you I'm writing this movie either do I but we're gonna do a people We're gonna beat be do a redo to the movie three kings and that people were when you guys show up They're gonna go I thought you guys were three kings And then you're gonna have to open up your fucking king cape and realize that all of you guys Have been on each other's shoulders the whole time You walk the earth as one king, but you are made of three kings with the short kings three short kings But Bobby do you have that app blue? The app is not accurate. You need an actual there's no

You need an actual tape measure there has to be a tape measure in this building. Yeah Knock on beanoc. I'm sure they actual tape measure. There has to be a tape measure in this building. Yeah. One for a wall. Knock on Beanock, I'm sure they have a tape measure. Oh, right there? Oh, shit. Nice. Yeah, one centimeter over. Take your shoes off. Five eight.

Now, fuck you, you short. No, you should have take your shoes off. You shrimp. Why'd you keep your mouth shut? You should have take your shoes off. I find, but I don't like the shrimp talking to me like that. I don't like these shrimp. Get in while you can.

Don't talk like that. Talk the way you are, short person. Jay can talk to me like that. I wonder if I've shrunk a little in while you can. Don't talk like that. Talk the way you are, short person. Jay can talk to me like that. I wonder if I've shrunk a little bit. I wonder if I've shrunk a little. By the way, it's not 5'8". It's 5'9", and under, so it doesn't matter. Are you arguing with AI?

Yes. Well, that's not even saying what short is. It's considered what a short king is. That's what short people do. Short king is the only thing. There's no such thing as short anymore. You're reading this wrong. What 5'8 is considered a short king, the top of being short. It's what short people do short king is the only to do is wrong What five eight is considered the a short king the top of being short? It's still short

What we just want a bag of beef? What is this I I Brought the best beef jerky in the world. I brought in you know six pounds of it I brought two bags of it because when I see it I buy it because it's so good. It's the best beef jerky You'll ever have do you want to try a piece? My Christian yeah, there you go. Try a piece You're not gonna get that back. Why was she a fucking camel? Yeah, really? Can you see what happened with my food the other day? Oh, were you not here for that one?

No, I wasn't I got a Starbucks. I didn't know they Christine ate earlier in the day I know she did and then I was in a rush running around so I got a cheese and fruit From Starbucks. Yeah, I love those I had a piece of cheese Piece of cracker and a piece of apple and I closed it and I slid it out of the way so I could have it on The next commercial break Christine ate all of it. Really? Like a little rat. Yeah, I thought he was sliding it to me. Yeah, he wasn't.

How is it? It's so good. It's like meat. It's actually like steak. It's so good. And it's called Old Trapper. Old Fashioned Beef Jerky. It smells really slaps you though. No dude, it's good dude. We got one. Alright, we got a tape measure.

What time is it? Should we do this next Monday? Are we gonna do this next Monday? Very tender jerky. How good is it, dude? It's really good. Where's it from? It's, I don't know. Where do you get it in the city?

You get it at 7-Eleven sometimes or CVS sometimes, but people, once it's in, it's out. Like people buy it. I don't, the pepper and the teriyaki, I don't like. I like the original. this isn't pepper. No No, it's just regular. It's like it's like it's like it's like stick Bobby Yes, sir. So I'm trying to have lots of jerky conversation and avoid measuring yourself. I'm Jacob is so excited First of all measure Jacob first. We make sure to take those your works

You don't have to measure me. I know what I am. What are you and I made it. What is it? What is it? Are you sitting down? Are you standing up right now? You don't have to measure me. I know what I am. What are you? And I admit it, I'm short. What is it? Are you sitting down or are you standing up right now? Whatever. Potato, potato. Shoes off, Bobby. How tall are you, Lou? Six foot with my shoes on.

So you're a little less than six foot, you think? No, I'd like to, I don't know. My posture's been improving, so. Nice. Are you wearing shapewear? I wore a back brace from Amazon. Where do you wear it? I wear it at home. Is it working, youwear? I wore a back brace from Amazon. Where do you wear it? I wear it at home.

Is it working? I think so. My back problems are pretty much gone. Really? Lower back? It supports the lower back, but it's made for fixing your posture. I'm going to get it. I'm going to work around this stuff.

Stuff like beef at Christine. Do you want to set this up? I got an idea. Jacob has to stand on a chair to set up a table. That's hilarious. Christine You know he did. Maybe he did. I'm not sure. You told me he's doing this. Bullshit. Hey Bobby, welcome to the club. Drop your heels. Drop my heels. There's no way. Drop your heels.

My heels are dropped. He's pushing on his shoulders. My heels are dropped. Yeah, he's not dropping his heels correctly. He won't do it. We won't do it. My heels are dropped. Jacob, but look what I'm doing.

No, he's still here, 5'8 and a quarter. If not, I'm 5'8 and a half. Sick dude. That's sick. As soon as he relaxes, he drops under 5'8. The wall's down. What? Jacob, take your shoes off. Let's go. Oh, I watch you. As soon as he relaxes he drops under 5.8. When he leaves the wall he gets tremendously short.

It's startling how much he shrinks as soon as he leaves. It's so much bullshit. I know what you guys are talking about. What am I? What am I? A little over 5.8. Thank you. 6.2. 6.2. Yeah, definitely not 6.2 yeah definitely measure Jacob let's see what

I know what I am awful miserable it proves you're you're the top of the short people I'm not I'm 5.8 no what was the deal I said under that's not... I said under five nine. She got it stuck, which she hasn't gotten in a long time. That's a good stake after measuring. I'll tell you right now, it feels good to be part of the man club. Jacob, you said that you'd conceit. No, I didn't. I said the opposite.

Jay, I said under five nine is considered short. You kept saying. No, no, short. Are we living in a weird world? Because anything over 5'8, I am not a part of his midget band. That's not what it says up there. I am not part of the midget theater club. While short king is a subjective term, a man is considered a short king if he's under 5'8. Being 5'8 and a quarter puts you just above that height. Bing. It's 5'9". I don't care what 5-A-I says.

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I'm saying five nine is considered the average height. Under five nine, you're considered short. Then why doesn't Google say that? Why does Google say five eight? I think it gives you a gray area of math There's a good gray area of masculinity between 5 8 and 5 9 Guys Bobby's in that gray area guys real quick this beef jerky is for the tall people the little the little people beef jerky So oh, I got two separate bags Yeah, I got cuz that has less in it cuz you guys are smaller so you don't eat as much

Five eight is a short king right five eight and under yeah. Yeah. But five eight to five nine means you're too short. Wait can you sing it with the midget music please when you sing it, Lou? I'm not I'm I might be I'm actually average height. I would not be I'm five eight and a quarter is average height from most movie stars. you dwell in the gray area of But you're not sure short no much work. You're short. You're short. You're short. Hey, what's up? Hey little guy come on sing the average Jacob How's the internet down there the average height for men in the United States is generally considered to be five foot nine But that's the average you're getting information that travels down here.

You know why Jacob's always... I'm looking for up here information. Hey, do you know why Jacob's always called? Because heat falls. Oh, that's right. Right down to your little, little body. Thank you, Christine. Thank you, AI Christine.

You can't do... you can't harm me more. Yeah, he had it all wrong, Christine. Excuse me. Thank you, AI Christine. You can't do, you can't harm me more. Yeah, he had it all wrong, Christine. I couldn't even micro-correct it. I would have had to correct the whole analogy. What is it? Heat rises. Heat rises. And cold falls.

That's why he's cold. That's what he said. What'd I say? He said, "'Cause the heat falls and it's the line that goes. I said heat? Yeah. No, I didn't. Did I?

I said heat. We have it recorded, did I I said heat it's we haven't recorded. Yeah Somebody please send that to me because I left it completely alone because it was such a flub that I was like They'll get that crazy mistake. Listen, Christine. I knew you misspoke don't ever you didn't want that out You love bespoke Don't ever do that again. You correct me. God damn it Don't do it micro. I'm just, god damn it. Okay, sorry. Don't do it micro. You just correct me.

That would have been a big crack. How dare you? I think some people think that heat rises. And the cold falls. Let me try it again, ready? Hey Jay, Jay, Jay. That's why he's always cold, cause cold falls.

Heat rises. I don't like the, cause heat rises. Yeah, yeah, it's heat rises. Yeah, yeah, it's not a good joke. That's what you were thinking. You were gonna say heat rises and then you started and you panicked in your own statement. Yep, sometimes I panic. Started over again.

So do it again with the heat rises line and I'm telling you, you got this. Take two. And by the way. Hey bro, check it out. Hey, you know why he's always cold? Why? Heat rises. Can't even get it cause he's, check it out. Hey, you know why he's always cold why heat rises? My god

We're trying to drive Jacob into a Midday temper tantrum. Oh, I'd love it. We'll get you buddy. We'll get you. Yeah, look at this guy The guy the guy fucking standing like Mad Max on top of a burning car He was wearing Jinko jeans. We need that guy in this country. You're just going to send that guy out of the country. Another thing I was trying to say earlier, I do not understand Hollywood actors. Waymo. Laying weighing in on this and being supporting this. Are they just stay neutral Kurt Russell's kid was giving a try. Kate Hudson?

No. Kurt Russell. Wyatt Russell. Was it Wyatt Russell? He was out on the. Come on, did he name his son because he played Wyatt Earp and he loved the name? Yes.

No, I think he was born before that. If I ever pray to God, he was. I think. He was giving a speech. Oh man, Christine, look up when Tombstone came out and when Wyatt fucking Russell was born. Ooh, you fuck. Look up his speech too,

because he was yelling, he was talking to the cops, oh, the National Guard, trying to reason with them, doing that. Hey man, you don't need to do this. This isn't what, he was trying to get a movie scene. Like at the end of something. Can't you be good? Can't you be a good person This isn't what, he was trying to like get like a movie scene. Like at the end of something.

Can't you be good? Can't you be a good person? It's so, yeah him. Oh God, this kid, yeah. When was the movie? 93. His dad's the best. He's 38.

His dad wouldn't be out there, let me tell you that. But forget him, it's just, you know, cause I follow all the hot actresses too and they're all. That's a guy, Jacob. Yeah, I'm talking about women actresses. I brought him up, because I follow the hot actors. Oh.

Because I'm not a short king. Just stay neutral, the entire country pays your salary. They're saying it's not him. Oh, it's hilarious. Oh, it's not him? Are you sure? Oh, really? That's good. Oh, good, that makes sense.

I actually thought that's impossible Kurt Russell would have never Raised him better Because he's a real man and Kurt Russell is not a nitwit actor weighs in on everything he just makes entertaining movies Kurt Russell yeah 74 he ain't going out there he wouldn't if he was 20 to 34 he wouldn't do it he's too busy making movies people want to see that everything that guy needed Mexicans to build has been built I don't know I would be I'm not understanding it at all

I'm not understanding the level of like violence it's at on both sides. I mean, I shouldn't even say that. I do understand firing rubber bullets at people that are throwing fucking bricks at your car. Well, back in the day they would. It's why I wouldn't be a cop, I would handle this very, I was like, I would throw a brick at you. Back in the day they would actually shoot people.

The cops would shoot you. Right. So it's like, now they're using non-lethal weapons to get people out, which is crazy. What I'm saying, I see the fear of when you're trying to even retreat, the cops are retreating, which is ridiculous, and then they're trying to, and people are throwing bricks and shit at the cars.

I'm like, I throw a fucking grenade. How could you not? You're like, yo, this is crazy. So let me ask you a question. If you saw a crowd of people being violent, and then just cops came out and just, you know, just mowed them all down, brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr but also, I don't know, I don't think, don't put yourself in a situation where the cops are gonna mow you down. You know what I mean?

You're saying being violent, you're not talking about, I mean there's no way to justify it. People are holding signs and yelling and the cops mow them down, that's fucking crazy. If they're trying to bust into somewhere. I'm talking about the people that are throwing bricks, lighting stuff on fire, and being violent towards police. Yeah, we're asking for that.

If the cops just unloaded, just went, you know, guys stop, or it's going, and then brrrrr, and they took them all out, would that, would you still be on the cop's side? I would think the whole situation is, on the cop's side is, no, I would be, but I would be understanding of like, what is it, what are you gonna do, yeah?

What's it take, yeah. I mean, is that- There's like a thousand people trying to bust into the police station while you guys are sitting in there What's what is yours? What are you supposed to do should be able to you gonna let him get in there and like get to the guns And all this gets crazy And fuck cops by the way half the time, you know, I mean I have such a thing with like I've got plenty of run-ins with shitty shitty cops

Being shitty shitty people. So I'm talking about just like the element of it. You know what I mean? Like the cops in general, like the job they're being sent out to do is fucking crazy. And they're getting attacked nonstop. I just hate the anti-capitalism. This guy does look awesome though. The guy with the flag and the no shirt

and the JNCO jeans though does look dope on top of that truck. They're trying, they're actually, FBI's trying to catch him right now. Fuck you Waymo. Look at all these cop cars that they're hiding under, because they can't shoot back. They can't protect themselves.

So they have to hide like fucking scared deer under these people that are waiting for them to come out so they can throw rocks at their fucking heads. That's crazy to me. It's not that you can't shoot back. You can't even do the same thing though, right? They're not supposed to even be shooting rubber bullets at that or any of that stuff?

Well, no, the police don't have all that stuff. That's all the ICE people. That's the, no, the National Guard and the ICE have the rubber bullets. The police, they're underneath this freeway and these people above are just waiting for them to come out and throw rocks at them like fishing upon them. But cops aren't allowed to shoot tear gas and stuff

at a riot scene? They don't have it. They're hiding. One guy actually ran out. That's why they sent the National Guard. The police there can't do anything. I mean, they all have their guns. Yeah, but you can't shoot somebody

for throwing a rock at you for some reason in LA. I don't know what you're know. Are you sure about that? Buddy, they're not what if someone so that guy again show this guy no back right here No, no, no back if somebody throws a brick at a cop car while cop cars driving I think go back go back shoot that back. I watch this guy. They try to kill you. Look at this guy This guy right here. Yeah has look got him, right? But all the rocks. What did we just see, Bobby? This is a guy on the highway, and as the cop cars are driving by,

or just regular cars. Any car. He's taking rocks, he has a pile of rocks, he's just smashing them in the windshield, which could kill anybody, by the way. Sure. Look at, this is all the ICE cars, immigration cars, all the cops, he's taking all these rocks,

he's got a helmet on too, which is hilarious. And he's just throwing rocks. Look at this. Right there he smashes the front. This guy gets right in the windshield. And this was happening, this was happening on the bridge too. These regular LA police officers, right, which is not SWAT, not National Guard, not ICE. They're just regular cops with a nine millimeter and mace.

They were running back to get to their cars, right? And they were throwing boulders off the bridge, and it hit one of the cops in the head. And you hear people videotape it and go, oh, that motherfucker just got a good one. It's like, how could you? I could never be happy seeing anybody get hurt in any form would would make me,

I don't like any of that shit. Even if it was a protester, except for that news lady getting whacked with a rubber bullet, that was hilarious, but you know. We have to wrap this sumbitch up. God damn it. I don't wanna wrap it up on fucking serious border talk. No, it's not serious at all, dude.

You're super into Mexicans getting killed by police officers. You're super into Mexicans getting killed by police. I know you actually For the police just mowing down Protesters, which is good. I yeah, I mean if you want to funnel it down to brass tacks sure Do you know we're not with that? You know, we're not what sure yeah, but we are not sure We are not from a tall man. This might mean a lot. I hope no one gets hurt I hope there's no violence at all from but also If you don't have paperwork, I think you have to get it

Like I think you have to do you have to be here legally. I think What's up? No, we I think we need to recount. I think we need to remeasure Why I don't know I feel like later on in the day you might shrink black Lou doesn't like being I don't know. I feel like later on in the day you might shrink. Black Lou doesn't like being... What? Black Lou doesn't like being... He thinks his measurement was wrong.

They just... Can I tell you, short people do better in little packs. Yeah, exactly. They always have to be like, you're a tall guy, you can just be out there by yourself. I'm tall, I can just roll, I don't need a bunch of... You mean the short... The short kings...

They gotta work together. They gotta work together. Average height for a man in the United States is 5'9". That's average height, yeah. Yeah. That's what I said. That's my cutoff. Oh, he's below average. Oh, okay. Under 5'9". Oh, Bobby's slightly below average.

No, he's 3 quarters of an inch. But you're actually not even near average. And you're short. You're short, Bobby. You're short. Bobby, you're one of us. You're shorter. I'm not. You are. I'm a quarter. Jacob. I'm out. Jacob don't worry. You and Black

Lou are gonna be able to touch the stars because me and Bobby will pick you up. All right there we go Big J is gonna be in San Diego this week at June 12th Thursday through Saturday. Don't talk over me while I'm doing my plugs ya you friggin' narcissist. The 12th through the 14th, after that he's gonna, don't put your head down like a weak person. After that he'll be in Charlotte, Tacoma, and then Sacramento. Maybe Sacramento, they might have riots there. You should get involved. I'm gonna pick up some more work paper in this hotel room.

For tickets and all the tour dates go to bigjcomedy.com and go to his YouTube page and watch his specials. They're both up there right now killing it and make sure you go to punchup.live slash big J Ogerson and go down his mailing list and watch all his clips up there and see his dates right there. You can buy tickets off of that too so check that out. Also story was going on the road a little bit we have some stuff LA is coming up in August. Bobby Kelly is gonna be at the Empire Comedy Club in Portland. That's a fun club in Portland, Maine.

Is it? Huh? Is it fun? The fun is like a kill box. It's a small place. It's not a big money maker. I thought you told me it wasn't good and then I canceled the Thursday because I thought it was miserable. Oh I mean but you're fine're fine. You're fine. You're fine. Don't. Great club. Kick up and post. 24th or 26th, after that he's going to be in Rochester, Tampa, and E-Mouse PA. For tickets and all tour dates, visit

punchup.live slash Robert Kelly. We love you guys. I hope you loved Bobby and Ron this week. How exciting was that? That was so good. No, not tomorrow. It was yesterday. That's right I fixed it. I had a mouthful of beef jerky. Jerky? You got in the jerky time Bobby's trying to grow before the next measure. Ron is the best. Ron is the best. He's the best

I'll be back. We'll be back on Monday together again for the whole week this time Just a couple regular hype guys crackle crackle