The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Sick Jigglers & Happy Hangers

Episode Date: September 10, 2026

It's a rainy day in Gotham and Big Jay notices something about the ladies on the street today. With the song "A Girl Like You" playing in his head, Jay gets titillated and the catchphrase of the summer is born. Bobby and Jay take callers and ask them when was the first or best time you've ever seen "sick jigglers?" A peticularly amorous camper slides into Bob's DM's with lude photos of herself as Jay directs the poses. They also create a name for the fellas. If one is surprised by the nudity of a man, it's because they saw his "happy hanger." *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Something happened to you that this song came up? Yeah, it was going to be this or time of the season by the zombies. It's my swinging heavy tits song. It's a song where I picture the other song and that song I picture a silhouette of a girl with long hair. and I mean swingers just fucking moving around while she dances. Like in the 60s.

Yeah, Jacob, thank you for nodding at that. Like I was talking about changing policies. That was great. I liked that. That felt important. I said something so unimportant. Jacob turned around and he went, yeah, man.

I love those go-go dancers. They just have them on stage and they stay in place. Yeah. It's so hot. And they just, they're swinging those heavies. And I got to tell you. You like silhouette titties?

Something about the walk over here today. It's shitty out. It's rainy. Yeah. It's humid, but today, I don't, did anybody else notice the amount of sick fucking jigglers just out there today? I mean, brawless, things that are so tight or loose covering their big, huge titties that the aureolid shift is visible.

Did you listen to this song before? I didn't listen to the song at all. Okay. I just said, when I saw those sick jigglers. Wow. when I saw the six jigglers I'm working on making that a thing when I saw those sick jigglers

you'll be careful with that one why you'll be careful unless you're an animal fuck that up sick jigglers easy yeah I mean they were just

and I usually am like not impervious to it's the wrong word not that I don't look or don't see but I mean I just feel like today it was like nonstop like I was being forced to see and I was here for it. Yeah, all like these. 70s had, I think, the best tit error.

Absolutely. Yeah. It was, they were a little too chaotic with the bush still. A little too chaotic with the bush. But they had those gazubas. But those fucking sick jigglers. Sick jigglers. Jacob, what do you think of those sick jigglers?

If you can please start by repeating the question. What do I think about those sick jigglers? Thank you. Awesome. I'm a big fan of sick jugglers Yeah Yeah I do Christine even as a girl

You can admit How you feel about those sick jigglers Why don't you tell us how you feel about them Start with the question please Wait what was the question Oh God How do you feel about these sick jigglers out there Lovely

No no no You bet to say the question within the You just want me to say sick jugglers Yeah I want everyone to have sick jigglers In a drop thank you for Thanks I'm very jealous of everyone's sick jigglers Jugglers.

Well, that'll make it sad. Yeah, why? That's a bummer. You're not jealous of the sick jugglers. You like your sick. Bouncers? Just thick. Probably bouncers.

I don't know if they bounce. Or at least like they, like, I figure it's my leaner does. I would say, always vibrating. How about this? Sick tinglers. Sick ticlers. Sick ticklers. Yeah.

Sick ticlers sounds like something you get from a girl. Yeah, I got sick ticler. From some fucking slut I should have known. That was fun. Do you remember in the East Village one year it was just a year of the side boob? And you'd sit and every girl just had no bra on and just open t-shirts. I'm not seeing that so much as it is. Look at my fucking sick jigglers hanging out. DJ Lou, your thoughts on sick jigglers? If you wouldn't mind repeating the question within the answer?

What are you? VH1? I've been noticing a lot of sick jigglers in the neighborhood. And I try not to look every time. I see some sick jigglers, but man, today, wet, sick jigglers. Wet, yeah, wet, sick jugglers. Fucking jigglers. Yeah, wet, sick jugglers are the best.

Yes, they are. Yeah. It was a good day. When you see sick jugglers, sometimes it's tough because you've got to look but not leer. But man, when they're nice, it's like there's weights, they're magnets on your eyeballs. Can I tell you something? As a guy, as a guy who is about, I don't know, what are we going to say? under 10 years, seven years into even acknowledging the need for sunglasses.

I mean, what that has done for my walk to work? Yeah. It's been night and day. I can go, and the days I don't wear sunglasses on the walk, like today, because all those sick jigglers, I either really look like every other fucking schnuck. Yeah. Whereas I could have really taken a walk with them down the street. Yeah.

If I had my fucking shades on. Yeah, you're a sick jiggler peeper. Yeah, I like to look at sick jigglers, but I'm not going to stare when I'm just wearing regular glasses. No, you don't want to go. Sometimes I wear regular glasses and forget they're not my sunglasses and I stare too much as sick jigglers. How do you forget that they're not sunglasses?

Huh? You forget that they're not sunglasses? I just feel glasses on my face and glasses are newer than sunglasses to me. This is newer. Why don't you get glasses that you can, why don't you get sick jiggler glasses that you can turn into sunglasses? Oh, that they turn dark? Yeah, so when you see a pair of sick.

Because I'm not a fucking disgusting pervert, Bobby. That's why. I don't know. Whatever. I'm not like you and Jacob out there. I forgot my train. Look at those. Sick jigglers. What else would you call those? My God, those are... Put this out on our Twitter and titled Sick Jigglers, ask if anybody has a better term for it. And that's what I mean. You see how, like, you'd see the transition of area, from tit to ariola.

Yeah, but it's in the shirt. Does everybody understand what I mean? We all do. Thank you. I had that happen to me last week, Bobby. Because I always wear my transitions now, but they're identical to my old pair. and so but by accident I wore my old pair which don't transition and you got caught looking at a guy's package this girl was walking past me and I went like I gave the worst stare well Jake but that wouldn't help the sunglasses wouldn't help the tunnel yeah your neck turning as she's going by yeah you but yeah she gave me a stink face look oh I did get caught that time by and then I looked in the in the in the window passing by and I went oh my god

she sees my eyeballs and yeah you creepy piece of shit I didn't mean to I know usually I'm very good with that Don't ever apologize for looking at sick jugglers You can't help it No dude

Beyond your control What are you not human? Normally a guy you train your eyeballs To move independently Like they're robotic Your body's going straight But your eyeballs can go Doo

And follow the Like tracking You see a sick jiggler hang out. It'll like be something. You remember that moment for a long time. I opened for Patrice once or twice in Houston, Texas. Yeah, he had some sick jugglers. He had some sick jugglers.

He had some sick jugglers, man. But I opened for him in Houston one time, and the hotel we were at was at basically the base of this street where it's all the bars, the college-e, whatever, bars let out. And at two in the morning, when it closed or whatever, or one in the morning, we just went out there and just stood in front of the... of the hotel and I mean just one girl just came by she was so hot yeah just a hot young chick and just drunk and just no idea that her fucking whole right sick jiggler I still remember that I can tell you the way the shirt looked it was such a moment I was like whoa dude this girl has no idea her jiggle was out it's a sick jiggler just hanging out completely oh my god but didn't know and I've seen that 30 40 times in my life now and it's always like it's a day brightener

Yeah, but it's such a... When someone doesn't know their big, fat tit is hanging out, or little tit. Tits hanging out is great, but a sick jiggler hanging out is a whole different story. You're right, because in Starbucks a week ago, I saw a girl with a sick tickler. What are we going with? Sick tickler. Sick tibler? It's still a little weird.

A little nibble. What if you used to call them, like smoking a joint with a chick with small tits? Roaches? Little roaches? Little roaches. Tony Roberts had my favorite. He goes, I don't care if you'd say, I don't care if you'd, you'd say, I don't care if you you have small tities, they just gotta be there.

He goes, I fucked a guy, I had a girl with, she had nothing. She was, I tried to suck her nipples, like trying to bite a nail out of a wall. He's like, oh, my forehead hurts. I had a chick with really small tits, but before she took her shirt off, she's like, I have to tell you something. I was like, what? She's like, my nipples

are really big. I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, because she had small tities. When she took her bra, her nipples unfolded. Yeah, it's disgusting. I liked it. After around 10 minutes, I was like, mm. Yeah, dude, you'll suck anything. I like a little light switch tit. Anything that looks like Shaft, he'll suck it. Guys, call...

We have no call screener today. I was going to say, call on the show and tell your best story of seeing a sick jiggler just hanging out in the while. It's the best. They can still call in. We just won't answer.

Oh, okay. Well, I just like, you know, because there's always got to be a good, like, sister-in-law comes drunk out of a bathroom. Those stories got to be fucking killer. Or at a wedding, like, your aunt's friend. I had one of those. At my aunt's wedding, her friend.

friend had her tities hanging out. Yeah. And then she actually made out with me, which was weird. Yeah. I was, I wasn't illegal, by the way. No, you were molested years before that. I was not molested. By family members. I was not molested by your whole family. It's a ritualistic thing. Oh, my God. I know. It's disgusting. Those people they did do. What do you find out that's true? My sweet, sweet Bobby. I'm convinced, I've convinced myself it is true. I know. You try to convince the world it is. I'm trying to convince you it's true. The hard part is convincing you yourself that it happened. That's going to be hard. As the person who knows it didn't happen, you do seem to be the hardest egg to crack on this, getting people to believe it.

But you're doing a good job trying because last night I was in bed. I was like, did I get my luck? Yeah, you got to start thinking about it at some point. Maybe I think he was a good guy because he was gentle. There are times a hot girl walks by. And like I said, you know, I have the rule look, don't leer. And now I'm good at it. But then there are times when they're so fantastic when they walked by, all right, you didn't creep her out.

But then I go, I want it to look. You know, you get mad. I want it to look more. You just get mad, but I didn't. My rule is, my rule is, my rule is look, but don't lick. That's my rule. That's a good rule. I think you should call in, and by the way, the numbers, I think you just slap it on your fucking radio.

It's 8669-1969. Or tap the app. Tap the app. That's what it is. Tap the app. But there's a... And by the way, I think ladies are calling, too. accidental nudity in general.

Accidental nudity, if you've seen a guy, if you've seen, if your dad's co-worker came out out of the bathroom and his cock was hanging out of his pants, that's got to be exciting for a young lady. What is that called? Oh, that's sexual molestation, harassment. Is that, no, but what is it, does it have a name like a sick, a sick juggler? Oh, oh, a sick dangler. Yeah?

Sick's not good for that. No, six not is good for that. The lines are full. You want to just take them willy-nilly and drop them if they're, No call screeners? No, let's just go willy-nilly. Okay. Let's fire it up.

Jake, you're going to get over there and start screening dog? Is that what you're going to do? All right, Kohler, you're on the air. Pull up a chair and roast a marshmallow. Pull up a chair, roast the marshmallow. You're on with the bonfire. You're cooking with the bonfire. Ooh, that wasn't bad.

That was pretty good. Let's hear your sick jiggler story. Or any accidental nudity. Oh, they don't know. Yeah, we can hear you. Oh, hey, sorry, I wasn't sure if I was being screened. Hey, man, my name's Dale. I'm in North Carolina.

Growing up, I saw some awesome sick jigglers on my best friend's mom when I was about six years old. How old? How old? I'm trying to stay. About six years old, seven years old. Core memory. I still remember them to this day as, like, the best hits I've probably seen. Is she still alive or she dead?

You know, she's alive. She's probably 70-ish. Yes, I'm saying she's an old lady now, but you remember them still. still like, you still picture her that now she became a hot mom immediately, I assume, right? Even if she was chubby. Yeah, she was kind of chubby, but she was not bad. And, I mean, I, um, flying the stairs to go over his house to play. He was up his room, and I turned left, and she was getting out, so she was fully naked getting

out of the shower. Oh, damn, that is huge. And she said, my name is, she goes, oh, hi, Neil and just shut the door casually. Oh, what a fuck. Oh, she loved it. What a slut. She did that on purpose. To tell her, tell her you remember that.

He's a piss, sloppy pig. Yeah. And your name's Neil. I know you guys have... I almost called in that day when you were talking shit on the Neal's, but I'm a good one. Hey, Neil, let me ask question. How many times have you used that in your life?

To slap? Yeah. Sick jugglers? Yeah, I don't know. How many times have you jerked it off to the sick jugglers? That you're your best friend's mom's naked body. As I've gotten older, you know, it's less imagination and more porn, but as a kid, I mean, that was the formative years a lot, man.

Yeah. That sucks that he was only six. He had to wait like six more years to get jizz in his balls to enjoy it. His best friend killed himself because his mom fucked all of his friends except Neil. Where's this best friend now? He's still in your life? I mean, acquaintances. He's in Ohio from western Pennsylvania.

Yeah. You should message her on Facebook. I bet you'd love to remember that moment. Like, hey, you were my first and favorite tits I've ever seen. seen you old bag of shit um thanks for calling neal that was a goodie that's good a best friend's mom dude that's huge if that happened in high school you guys have to like fight yeah but she well she was cool about it which is hot she loved it she was like oh hi neal and just shut the door slowly well she was definitely fat or and uglier and he remembers so it's like do you know i mean so but again it doesn't

matter no not when you're six it doesn't matter yeah it doesn't matter at all go ahead just fireblind dude Boston. Who? Lauren from Boston online one. She's got sick jugglers. She has sick jugglers. She has to have sick jugglers. But I hoping that she saw a heavy swinger.

Mm-mm. I'm working on it. Well, actually. Lauren, please. I'm trying to think of a title. Lauren, please. Let's think of a... No, I'm just kidding.

I'm cheesy. What are you, please? Go ahead. I'm sorry. No, I've seen you, Jay. I've seen you perform about a dozen times, and a handful of times, either during the show or after this show, you've always commented on my jigglers.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, stop, stop. Excuse me, stop. It's not a juggler. Yeah. It's a sick juggler. Sick jugglers. Oh, sorry. You have always complimented my sick jugglers,

and it's always, you know, like the highlight of my week. Oh. I'd like to see them. Congratulations. Well, Bobby. Yeah. You got to get your Instagram, Bobby. I'll send them to you in the next couple minutes.

I will get in a couple minutes. I will immediately. Sick jigglers. Before, in the next minute or two, okay? You're going to make me have a good day, and my autistic guy who does my Instagram, Danny Braff, is going to lose his mind. I'll make sure I get it off there before he sees it.

Oh, dude, yeah, Danny Brass is going to spill to those sick jigglers immediately. Oh, God. Keep them out of your DMs, bro. I can't wait. So that wasn't even about seeing them. I was just informing us as she had them. And you just got yourself a set of tits in your email.

I didn't get tits? Sick jugglers. Yeah, I got a set of sick jugglers. I'm an idiot. Yeah. What the fuck is really? wrong with you um who else we got oh there's definitely the lines are full ivy oh wait wait wait wait wait wangwiggler no no that sounds like a something like somebody like a thing somebody does it's a job

a wingwinger a dude you see a sick wangwinger it's got to be adjective adjective maybe uh what an adjective adjective adjective is an adjective adjective or adjective adjective adjective yeah oh not adjective did i with it You whiffed it. It's possible. I get one once every five years and I'll fucking take it. Savor the flavor, baby. It doesn't happen often. Fucking stupid adjective.

I also say yesterday. Every time I say yesterday. I got a couple of voice foibles. Foibles. Was there a pin in that, though? Because I have no idea we're talking about. Oh, yeah, sick jigglers. Sick jigglers.

And we were trying to come up with a dong wangler? No, no, no, no, it's, it's The thing first It's have to be like a fucking like a Like a sick jiggler Like a dope like a dope rope You know what I like? Dope rope's good

But sick jiggler Dope Roop dude is also a dope rope That's kind of cool, it works Yeah, you can see a chick saying it too That'd be cool if dope rope dude That's such a skeezy skater chick chick way to compliment I think you need dude at the end of it though

You do need the dude Dope Rope dude Or broop dude Good. Or bro. Bro. Bro would work, too. Dope rope, bro.

That's how to say. Dope rope, bro. Dope bro is hard to say. Try bro. Try bro. Dope bro. Dope bro. I like dope rope, bro.

Nark rope bro. Narlly rope, bra. You like, dude. Stoked rope. Who else do we got, Lou? We had Ivy. Callback. I don't know what happened.

Ray in Georgia. Oh, Ray and Georgia. That's where, sick jigglers come from. Yeah, that's where they're born and bred. That's where they first had him. There's human milk farms out there. Yes?

How about a dangerous dangler? A dangerous dangler. He's in the right path. He's in the right path, but a dangerous doesn't make. Dangerous implies that it's like, I don't want anybody to call in that they saw someone's dick against their will, like it was shown to them. I'm talking about you went over. Same thing like that.

You went over your friend's house. Friends dad was getting out of the shower, didn't know you were coming over. you see his fucking dingling what that would be called. I lost him. Oh, he was hoping it was more aggressive. He was like, wait, you're not showing it to them against their will?

This fucking shows gay. You know, I'm out. Cameron in New Jersey. Cam! You're on with the bonfire. What's cooking with the bonfire? I don't know. No?

Lou hates it. I don't love it. Yo, how's your toes up against that heat on the bonfire? No, too worried. That's really wordy. That's really wordy. That's crazy wordy. You put another, hey.

Put a calm on it. Give me two thoughts. How about this, ready? Hey, Cam, put your log on the fire. The bonfire, baby. I didn't mind that. It's all right. Cam.

Cam. I hope everybody just bails. Cam, I hope everybody just bails. We get them. Cameron? Does that help you? No, no. We got the name.

Fuck screen in the calls. Just let them come in. It doesn't matter. No, let's not screen. It's not working anyway. What's happening? Do you hit that button again? No, I'm doing good.

If you don't screen calls, people start calling in with, like, you know, anti-Jewish propaganda. I think she deserved to get shot. Are we having Mayhem Miller on soon? Is he coming on the show soon? They said that it was virtual. They think he's not coming to New York soon. Virtual? It's virtual.

Yeah, so we're going to see if he's coming into the city. What is it, the pandemic? No, he's doing, well, he's doing press because he's the new Dark Side of the Cage episode. For him? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, wow. You were watching it was really good. Is it good?

Yeah, his story's fucking fascinating. He's very charming. He's very charming, but he's also as a badass motherfucker for a while. And also kind of like a badass, like bad guy a little bit. Yeah, yeah, fuck yeah. He had some cop incidents that were on... He got out of him. Yeah, pretty fucking wild watching those live.

Well, he did something that is so... I mean, if you could dream to do it, we're going to take... Don't worry, we're getting more of these fucking sick jigglers calls. But he had something that's so like the fact that he didn't go to jail for this you're like dude What did that feel like was that the awesest thing in the world? He just got fucked up one night In Hawaii and went to his ex-girlfriend's place and he's like I didn't have a key and I was out of my mind So he kicks the fucking front door and went and just beat the living shit out of her new boyfriend Oh shit

Yeah, but I said that's the funniest thing that that guy's asked her so many times He goes hey you fucking ex-boyfriend is not like it's like an m-ma guy's not gonna ever like fucking come over in the middle of the night and beat the shit, I mean, she goes, relax, that's so over. Oh, God, it's happening. I don't even know if he's here. Yeah, he goes,

I don't even if he lives here anymore. That's the word. To see, Jason Mayhem Miller kicks your door and starts beating the shit at you with silver teeth. He was wild. Oh, he was wild.

I'm sorry, what's our next caller? Mike in Texas, saddle up. Mike, saddle up. No, no, hang on, I got this. What's the name again? Mike in Texas. Mike. What do you say what you do with the horse?

What do you do with the horse? You don't park it. What do you do? When you tie it to the thing? I don't know. Like post your horse. We have a cowboy right here. Something your horse?

A cowboy. A cowboy. Stop screening calls you, weirdo. Guys using modern technology. It's not a cowboy. What do you call? You call something with your horse. You do something with your horse.

Lace it up? No. No. No. What is it? What is it? You hit it. Hitch it.

Hit your horse. Hit your horse. To the fire. Hit your horse and sit down by the fire. Go ahead. Mike is it? Yeah, it's Mike. So I got, too.

I had a sick jiggler's sighting, and I also got a submission for the name you're looking for. Okay. When I was about 14-15, my best friend's older sister, I was walking in to the house, and she was putting on her bra on her room with the door open. That is. Yeah, but stop. Were they sick jigglers? So they were petite, perky, pretty ones.

Okay. So they were... They're tits. You saw some titties. Yeah, they were... Titties. They were... That's all right.

Titties works. Yeah, Titties works. And you have a name for the best friend's older... Was she hot or it didn't matter? It doesn't matter. Oh, yeah. No, she was hot. She was smoking.

Yeah. It doesn't matter, though. When you're 12? When you're 12? Seeing tits? Oh, man. It was the highlight of my life. And you have a submission for what we should call accidental cocknudity.

that isn't aggressive and rapy? It's a happy hangar. What the fuck? Wow. Texas comes through. Once again, it's the biggest state for a reason. Fantastic work.

And he knew it. He knew what Hitch was. He really... Yeah, dude, he got me. That took me back to my friend Glenn's kid's mom. We crashed at her house one night. I thought I was going to hook up with her friend.

It almost happened and it didn't. But almost better. because I don't know if this would have happened if not. Same thing. In the middle of like all of that and nothing was happening on my end, the door opens and it was her older sister came in and like she's wearing a dress. She was cute. I mean, I don't know what it looks like now, but she was very cute back then.

We're all teenagers. And she lifted her fucking dress and changed her fucking panties. Lifted a tight dress, took her panties off, put different panties on and left the room like, sorry guys. And I was like, what are we backstage to the theater? Why was that so comfortable? That was fucking awesome. I just fucking happened. I walked into my friend's mom putting her pants on and her underwear on.

And underwear. I saw her, then you stayed for a while. I saw her bush. Yes. It was weird because she had a square bush. Oh, I like that, though. It was weird, though, because to me, at that time,

bushes were always V. Yeah, like a rectangle. And it was a square bush. I'm a big fan for a rectangle. It was almost like kid and play hair. Oh, really? Yeah. Came up.

Came up. Nice. Carlin fade. I stared at it. but I remember I was like, oh, I'm sorry. She's like, it's all right. And she just pulled her pant out. Oh, God.

I'll never forget it. Those are biggies. It's a big one. There's a big moments. I'll never forget that square bush. Did you ever, DJ Lou, you got to have an accidental nudity that changed your world? All them fucking drugged out Pearl Jam shows? I was thinking about it.

When I was super young, my aunt leaned over the table to cut our peanut butter and jellies. And both our floppers came out. Oh. I was hoping there was going to be a sad story of like something you have to talk about in a therapy of some sort. Oh my gosh. She's not with us anymore, so I feel bad. Oh, it's a video. Oh, wowie, wowie.

What's up? I mean. She's saying to sick jigs? I mean, they're sick jigs. I mean, they're sick jugglers. I don't want to say jigs. I think we're taking that back. It's a shortening of jigglers.

I can't say that. I have a Boston accent. Sick jigs, lady. Dude, there's fucking sick jigs over here. I can't do that. I got to say jugglers. It cutens it up with my accent. I can't say, I'm sorry.

That's what you used to say about Africa in the 80s. That's what I said about Patrice when I first met. This guy, he's fucking hilarious. Dude, yeah. He's a real good. Are you ready for these? Yeah. Man, and she's cute, ready?

Bing. Those are sick jugglers. Oh, yeah. Look at those things go. Those are sick jugglers. I mean. I thought she was going to send him without the bra, but I think she's somewhere...

She's classy. Well, I think she's somewhere where she can't do it. She looks like she went into the room. No. Buddy, wherever you can't show your nipples, you also can't pull your bra out. Yeah, yeah. And there's a fridge with a bunch of kid shit on it. Oh, neat, dude.

That makes it even hotter. Yeah, there's like a report card and a fucking family photo. All right, do it again with your nipples out, and then put a kid's toy inside of you. Yeah, do it again. Go on the bathroom and shower. Go in the bathroom. Squirt. Bobby, let me take it over.

Squirt. Write this. Squirt. Fist your asshole. Man, those are perfect. Oh, those are exactly what you're talking about. P, pee on something. Sick jigs.

I forget how much I love sick jugglers until you brought them up today. Yeah. I love them. I recognize those big, huge tetees. Nice sick juggler. Who else we got? Let's go back up. Buddy, we have non-staffer.

Everyone wants to call about the time they saw sick jugglers. You should make it, you know they have, whip it out Wednesdays? We should have sick jiggler, we should have sick jiggler. Wednesdays? Ah, make it Thursdays. We got sick jiggler Tuesday? Jigler. We have to change the word to have it match a weekday.

Sick Jigler Mondays. It's got to be, well, it was like Sick Tit Tuesdays. How about Sigler's so fun. I'm really trying to start something? Yeah, you did. He did. Jacob, I trust you were on the phone with the merch guy, getting sick jigglers put out there.

You're getting our bumper stickers? Kevin's on it. Kevin's already on it. Kevin, we love you, by the way. We love you. Kevin got a little bummed out when we were talking about me a couple weeks ago. Why? I don't know, because we were like,

we were trashing about the church. check check out these sick chigglers oh that's pretty hilarious we forget that we we he's a fan first and he was listening and we're like yeah fuck you check stop feeling bad keep your fucking fifty three dollars no one buys our shirts no they do you can have it no you can go to wearables comaguerables dot com and buy a lou shirt i love given you can buy the new keep the money is what i'm saying you can buy the new sick no he don't keep my money you can uh you can uh you can uh buy the new sick jiggler shirt new sick jiggler shirt yeah i'd like to have some creative concept isn't that one though.

Look at my sick jigglers with a point with an arrow. That's a good one. But the arrow should be a cock. Right? Or a low cut, like a low cut and across the thing like it's a chest hat. It says sick jugglers. Yeah, with the cleavage. Yeah, that's a good one.

How about for the guys, though? I'm a sick juggler. Yeah. I like that. I love sick jugglers. Oh, yeah. Or I break for sick jigs. Yeah, that's good.

No, Jigs. I can't say Jigs, dude. Why? I can't. No, no, no, it's two G's and a Z. I know, but it just comes out wrong, dude. It's different. Dude, look at those sick Jigs.

It's different. If you said that, I would look over and expect to see tits. Yeah, all right. Not what you're thinking. My friend from boss would be like, I know, dude. It's gotten crazy over here. Used to be a good neighborhood, dude. This place is lousy.

sick jigs. Remember the Celtics when they were, they had like only two sick jigglers? It's so funny. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, God. Did she send another one?

She's home. She could send another one very quickly. God damn. I actually opened up the wrong girl. Does she put her fist in her ass? I suggest? No, she did not yet. But she, you know, in this time.

Is there a child's toy inside of her? Yeah. Yeah, she has the, you know that evil-ceneval one where you zip it and shoots over a ramp? She has that in her asshole. Is that hanging? out of her snatch by any jac? She actually, she has a video of her shooting Evil Can Evil in the asshole.

I wish the shit would grow up and put a child's toy inside of her. It's back to school day. The kids aren't there right now. I opened up the wrong one. It was a girl with cancer with GoFundMe. Did you look up the word sick jigglers? Oh, we're back. Way back. With what? Oh my God. She listened. Really? Fist in her butt?

No, but I mean, she sent a whole new thing. Okay. It's respectable. I appreciate that. She's getting there. Oh, so now she's got a ball gag in her mouth. Yeah. That's fantastic. That's crazy to just have a ball gag around. Have your boyfriend punch you in the face. Choke on his cuck. Throw up on his balls.

Punch him in the ball bag until he comes all over your face. I mean, if you're going to send a picture, send a picture. I wish they made ball gags for just everyday life. Functional ball gags? Functional wife ball gags. Yeah. Look at those. I'm not a big fan of the muffin top.

Yeah, I don't know. That's not a sick joke. That's a mush. That's a mushy. That's a mushy tit. Yeah, that's bad. I mean, she's got, no, no, she's got sick jugglers. Yeah, now they are. Just squeezing them up the way she was too tight.

Yeah. You can make them not look good. I wish I was, did a show, and at the end, all girls applauded with their tits. Me too. With their sick jugglers. They just took them out and slapped them together. Who else do we have?

Mark and Boston. Nah, what's up? Oh, oh, here he goes. Mark's seen some real pasty jiggers. Yeah, make sure you say jiggler, not jigs. Sick jigglers. Hello? Yeah, what's up, buddy?

Hey, guys. Hey, it's actually not about jiggles. It's about my first pussy that I saw, actually. When Jay was talking about seeing that girl with a tit hanging out, this reminded me back in the day. Love it. Going on a field trip of all places to Walden Pond, 14 years old, freshman, end of school year.

I love all the time. I get to go to the field trip. And Little Hanna was kind of sitting facing backwards across from me and the ride up, and she had these, if you remember, I'm going to be 60s, this was back in the 80s when we used to wear those kind of shorty shorts. She had these little shorty shorts on, and boy, I could catch a little glimpse of that beautiful pink.

Oh, God. Yeah. I couldn't think for the rest of the day. I can't even think now thinking about it. It was unbelievable. I understood. It's a game changer. That was a big thing, a nice pair of Umbro's.

Yeah. A girl on some Umbro's, you see a lot of panties up some Umbro's. It was hanging right out. It was hanging right out there. It was just going on a start. I swear. Nobody else on. You're not blame yourself.

Do not blame yourself. You did nothing wrong. You were just there. You were in the line of fire. You were a victim as much as anybody. Are you married with kids now? I mean, I still use that. No, no kids.

No, never had children. Married, but never had children. But that's still on the bank, that one there. God damn right, it is. You've seen your wife's vagina a bunch of times. Not as good as that 14-year-old girl. It's not a memory like this. No, not like that.

Mike, I feel guilty kind of thinking about it. But I was the same age then, too, though. So it was okay. All right, do me a favor. Just say sick jigs for one. Just say sick. Jigs over there. Sick jigglers. I love a sick jiggler, too.

Hey, I'm going to say you guys, I see you with the comedy connection when you guys come, and you always kill there. Both of you guys always murder. It's always a blast. Hell yeah. And you guys are cool athletes, too. It's always nice to talk to you afterwards. Thank you, sir. No, I want, buddy, real quick, just say sick jigs. Sick jigs? Yeah, say, hey.

You're happy. Look at those sick jigs. Thick digs. You can't say it. Bobby, you kill, Jay. You're the best, guys. Thank you, Jacob, you guys do. Lou. Black, you know, you know, not. I love to show you guys. I'm part of the family. Thanks for making me laugh.

Christine, go fuck yourself. Hey. Oh, no, fucking joint titties. Yeah. Those are sick jigglers. Yeah, they're not sick jigglers. Today shows about sick jigglers. You should have called in sick.

All the men in have better sick jugglers. But I guess I'll go fuck myself. Maybe not better, but definitely, maybe a lot of us rocking bigger, perhaps. We have bigger. But Christine, that's perfect, I would say. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good, it's a good backpack.

I know, I really believe it. They're perfect for her. Why do you keep adding words to it? Because I have to. Because I'm so masculine, I don't have to word. Perfect for her. If she lived alone with just cats or whatever. You're not masculine at all.

Are you crazy? I think you're, you remind me of a sexy Indian. Ew. Not the, not Luz Indian. Oh, okay. The Native American Indian. No, she's sexy too. I'm just saying.

Just, you know, that Indian voice saying all those black things. Six jigglers. I don't have sick jigglers. Sikh jigglers. Who the fuck are you talking to? Watch your mouth. My father wouldn't talk to me like that. What's up?

Oh, you piece of shit. You are like the Pied Piper of sick jugglers. Why would happen? She just sent me another video. Oh, the fisses up her ass, I assume. Not yet, but we're getting... Don't even bore me or waste my time with anything until her fist is in her ass. No?

I can't see what's happening. Really? Okay, now she's writhing around. Yeah? Still, I don't see any nipple. Her butt holes covered. Her mouth is corked. It's heavily filtered.

Is that AI? It's not AI. That's all right, Lou. I just don't want you jerking off too much. Look at Lou trying to get brownie points with this fucking girlfriend. I don't even want to look. She's all AI. That's not even a real woman.

You're a real woman. That's right, motherfucker. I'm a real woman. I am real woman. Show me where this bitch lives. I'll fucking take her out right now. I'll run that fade. I might not have sick jigglers, but they're fine.

Yo, bitch, I'm gonna need that. I'm gonna need that. I love this girl slowly starting to send dirtier and dirtier videos. Yeah. You really are an awesome piece of shit. Don't even waste my time, Bobby, until... I get you. There's a child's toy hanging out of her or a fist and aside her own vagina.

What about if she shows her sick jugglers and jiggles them around? I'll take a peek. Yes, fine. I don't want to force you in anything, bro. I'll fucking take a look, but I mean, like, if there's no pussy, there's no story, am I right? Jacob, we even have always agreed on that, I feel like. You're damn right. Damn right.

God damn right. What else you got? Mark and Wisconsin loves tits. Hell yeah, he does. They're not tits. Sick jigglers. And this is the home, dude. You know, nothing produces sick jigglers better than a big old hunk of cheese.

Yeah, dude. Wisconsin cheese. Yeah, those cold winters really get those sick jigglers. going. Oh my god, you get hibernating under those jugglers. Mark? Is it name Mark? Hey, yeah. Yes. Hello? Hey, thanks for letting me pitch a chat next to the bonfire.

Of course, that's good, too. I love that. That was great. Man, we are off and the callers are on. This is a story about six jugglers that I had my kids see. Whoa. Nice. It was in public. It was at a concert. Yeah, it's a coming of age story.

Oh, yeah. 13. Nice. So we had a Jimmy Buffett concert. I didn't see that coming. I think those are just jigglers. Oh, no. They were actually sick.

They staged four jigglers. It was like 25, 27, a couple of hot chicks. Oh, yeah. They were wearing those coconut bras. Oh, yeah. And this is during the first set, broad daylight, and they just took those coconuts off and were dancing around, and I looked over at my

son and he was mouth open. Oh, so great. I mean, he could have put lasers on those. How old was he? 13. 13. Oh, my God. That is, I mean, by the way, talk about how you make a Jimmy Buffett fan.

Yeah. Because you're like, well, that's what you now expect from the concert. That's awesome. Hey, do us a favor. Put your son on. Let's talk to him. Let's see if it's a core memory. Oh, it's definitely a core memory of his.

He's been jerking off into coconut shells ever since that. Oh, yeah. He's had a real problem. Yeah. He used in a mental institution. He's called the coconut killer. Absolutely, Mark, thank you. That's hilarious.

So that's a thing they wear at the Jimmy Buffer concert, coconut bars? I guess it is a stupid concert of shitty music. Might as well enjoy some coconut tits or something. It sucks when the coconuts cover the whole tit, when it's not even like any side tit. When I brought Isabella to my last date of Mayhem Fest with Slipknot and them, and her and Carla came,

and I go, we'll watch Slipknot from the sound booth because it's a perfect sound and visual. That's why they put the sound booth there. And I was like, and I took the weeks I was there, I was thinking about whether I should have Isabella come or not. Because I was like, I think it's a cool experience, but she might be a little young. She's like eight or something, right?

No, 10. She was 10. And I go, yeah, you know what, it's mellow enough. And backstage is like pretty mellow all around. So it's like, yeah, bring her. She'll have a good time getting to meet people and see all the stuff and she did and then when we were watching Slipknot in the soundboard I just happened to look up at one point as she was looking up to I mean there was a guy just hand down the front of his chick's pants I mean like you can almost hear like though and I just was like ah I'd like turn her head forward and then also me wanting to keep looking

Dude, he was blasted. Like, right in there. I was like, yo, dude. I'm like, of course. I didn't see anything like that, any other day to that door. Yeah, finger fucking in public, which is a weird, a weird thing to see. I mean, because you can see his arm, like, he was in her pants, but it was a real, like, motion of like, yeah.

He's trying to pick her up like a six-pack. Trying to find something that's up there. He was, I swear to God, I lost my ring up there. Are you sure the keys are not? up here. Come on, I looked everywhere else. Let me just fucking is a little bit further. The funny thing is always their face, because they're in another planet.

Florian and Florida's been on for 20 minutes. Florian in Florida. What's up, guys? What's up, buddy? What's up, buddy? That's a real name, too. I love hearing you guys, listen to you guys all the day, every day. And speaking of coming down to Florida, I haven't seen your schedule for a splitters you guys usually come in like November or something is that I am in the book um yeah I'm

coming to Vassanis in a couple weeks and then uh no no uh Tampa right yeah I'm I'm booking that I think uh this week I'll be coming back down soon yeah sweet yeah absolutely all right so my stick jigglers uh first experience encounter was in Jamaica around 1989 I was living there as a kid with folks. And my dad is going through his midlife crisis, I guess. So he had... Your dad had to get his groove back?

Yep. That explains Lewis. Too much seen. So he ends up with his big 20 years younger who's some kind of aid that was helping him at work. So my mom had left the country for a bit said like, you know, before she realized

she didn't take me with her. She came back. But before then, This chick just comes to the house and stays the night. She was my babysitter, too, but I didn't see the sick jigglers back then. But she stays the night. And, you know, I'm nine years old at that point, eight or nine. In the morning, I'd go see my folks on the weekend and just going to hang out with them on the bed, just chit-chat. So I do my little morning kid routine.

I go on the bed, and here's this girl. Sick-ass jigglers out sitting in the bed. No, no filter, no shame that I'm there. Kids looking at her. I couldn't stop looking. I'm not in my small tips. So the difference, I'm like, holy shit. So they grow that big, you know, was my first thought because I didn't been exposed to porn yet.

It was all good news. Man, that's fantastic. Women are such pigs. Women are real just pigs at heart. The fact that a kid sees, if I was in a little girl came, I would be like, oh, my God. You're supposed to. I would be like, oh, my God. Girls are just like, hey.

Women are allowed to be trash garbage. Hey, you want some breakfast there, big point? It's why they're so puzzled when they get arrested for fucking students. They're like, I am. I thought I'm to be in the coolest person ever. You don't feed kids with your dick. I mean, they're just tits. Who doesn't?

You're not supposed to do that? Oh, God, Max is in trouble. Oh, yeah. He's been doing it wrong. That's why he's so tall. They're spread eagle. Oh, dude, that's great. Man, a teacher would be big.

Isn't that great that tits, sick jugglers, they get you horny, and you can jerk off, but you can also live off them. Well, for a couple years. God's amazing. God really gets you in right early. God is great. You're going to want to suck these later, so get on it now. And come.

He put our food in there. Yeah. And then cum is protein, which chicks always need for their weak bones and minds. Yeah, they do have weak minds. Man, people can't wait until there's sick jigglers. Not a lot of happy hangar stories, but sick jigglers all day long. I thought I had another one in my mind that I couldn't remember just now. It'll come back to me.

It won't. You think? At some point, yeah. Today? Yeah. Okay. Within the show, within the body of the show, I believe. Call me up this weekend if it comes back.

We'll jump on real quick. It's going to come back. Someone's going to say a story and I'm going to go, oh, yeah, that's what I was thinking of right there. That's it, that's it right there. Happy Hangers. Happy Hangers is good. That's it, right? I think it's a great one.

It is a happy hangers great. Because it implies you're happy, you're seeing it is like. like, oh shit, that guy's dick is out. You're not going like, this guy's showing me his dick on purpose. But it's also hanging. It's not hard. You know what I mean? Yeah.

It's a hang. I'm not going to get mad. It's hard. Again, it's accidental thing. You're staying at your friend's house. You go into the parents' room because you're scared of something at night and the parents were fucking and dad retracts. He's got a full boner.

Why am I so vivid with this? Because you were molested. Oh, fuck. Yeah, you were molested. Maybe the whole time I was the one who was molest. You're actually speaking from your inner voice. I'm just going to throw a dart and blame my mom's old boyfriend, JR. He was a DJ, and I think he wanted me.

That would explain that photo when you were dressed in that blouse holding those kids. You were all just molested. J.R. is the guy in the picture where I'm holding a Millennium Falcon. He's tickling me on a bed. It's you, Jay. It may have been J.R. It's you. You were molested by your everything. By J.R.

J.R. got a piece. It's all right. He was a good guy. and he used to say my name on the radio and he would dedicate thriller to me so yeah that was worth that may have been worth getting my or sucking his dick

that's funny that he dedicated a Michael Jackson song to you absolutely he did he had the inside track he goes hey Terry why don't you send Jason down for the weekend wait I thought I was going to come see he goes I want to spend some time with the boy

just you know get closer with him he explains tummy time it explains a lot oh yeah always be available Yeah, there you go. That's right after you got tickled by JR. If you live on your tummy, you're always available for molesting. Hey, Jay, you know that you could have took the outfit he made you wear when he molested you off before you took the photo. No, no, no, no. That's my attention grabber.

That's you peacocking for JR? Dude, good or bad attention? I'll take it. My dad left, and I just wanted JR to fucking do whatever it was. If I had to get him off a couple times a week, JR is a great dude. I think we lost, Lawrence. No more. Huh? She tapped out.

No shit. With the toy in the ass. No, she's having a hard time getting all five of her fingers in her ass. Or maybe, yeah, getting Legos. What are you? Some miracle worker? Yeah, you're right. Give her 10 minutes.

Jeez, this guy fucking show you're anxious about it. It's so funny. You just go, hey, man, fist your ass, or don't bother sending me any stupid pictures, and then you walk away from it forever. Or some sick jigglers, jiggling. Or some sick jigglers. Yeah, well, listen. anything before

a whole fist up her ass you're going to accept and be happy with I say swing for the fence and then put it in their court and then what you do is you manipulate through no love until it gets to so everything they show even though you love it well oh my god it's a picture of her

putting something in her pussy you still have to go like yeah I don't know if I if you heard me I said hand in your asshole and then you leave it alone again and maybe you're never going to get it but you're going to get something else weird You were 100% molested by J.R. What?

No, he wouldn't. Why? To thriller? These are all the things J.R. said to you. No, no. Jay. Get off me. My mom's going to be home any minute.

Jay, don't fight it. No. Get on your tummy, Jay. I know. I don't want to. Jay, get on your tummy and just watch that movie. Oh. Hey, look, my Sesame Street sheets.

They have math problems on them, distract me. Jay, get on your tummy and watch this documentary. Oh, no. Oh, God. I'd rather get butt-furt. Fuck, then watch more Joe Matterese. Oh, shit. Oh, God.

Inside a... Theta, da-da. Baby, juicy. Are we got any more? Who else? Who else? We got Johnny Cakes on Long Island. Oh, Johnny Cakes.

Nice. Johnny Cakes. What's up, buddy? Hey, guys, thanks for letting me pull up to the fire. I appreciate it. Of course. Simple. Like it.

Great. You liked it. Jake's like. Hey, warm yourself up, buddy. I'm home from college. Okay. So I'm home from college in 1995 in the summer. I get a job at a place where you dress up for birthday parties.

This particular party was a pool party. I'm dressed as Barney. Nice. Doing the stupid dances with the music. I've been a Barney before. The mom says, go inside. Take the head off, cool off. I'll get the cake ready.

Come outside in a minute. The mom walks me in, points me to this room. She goes, go in there, take the head off and cool off. I open the door. What am I greeted with? A beautiful 20-year-old brunette with sick jim. I'm right in front of my face. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no, that's totally fine.

I don't know if it's sick jiggies. No, he's from a different time. I'm getting jiggy with it. Okay, all right, listen. If he's grandfathered in, I'm fine with that. Sick jiggies. Sick jiggies. I love it.

Now, what did you? This girl has a, she has a memory of Barney walking in on her and seeing her naked. Oh, she was full naked. How old was she? I didn't see the bottom because she was covering herself. She's about 20. She's probably like the cousin. Oh, I just saw the jinggy.

I just saw the jigglers. I just saw the jigglers. Wasn't one of the kids you were performing for? Attractive, ugly, fat, thin? Beautiful, but I felt like I had a force field because I didn't make eye contact. She doesn't see me. She has no idea who's seeing her, right? So then later on, we go out to cut the cake, and I'm out there with them taking pictures

and I see her telling everybody the story about how Barney walked in on her. That's nice. Did you get hard? Did you get hard in your Barney suit? Think of you were Barney and not somebody wearing regular pants. That would have sucked if you just went there. If you just went there as someone who wears regular pants Like, you know, like I'm gonna go wears Waldo or something

Like, ah shit, Waldo's got a boner Yeah, if you went there as a clown, you'd have those silk loose pants that would just show your boner Damn, dude, I had to dress up as characters in black neighborhoods and they would threaten to fight me And then not pay me sometimes. What characters? I, about Winnie the Pooh, Elmo.

I've told those stories to you before. You were 100% molested. Oh, I told you those stories before, dude. I've never heard this. I almost got beat up, like, several times doing that show. As you should have. But not by the parents of the children. The parents were going to beat you up?

Well, one time, yeah. Why? What did you do? The owner told the guy I was going to bring presents and balloons, and that's not even sort of the deal. But the guy was just like, he worked it out of his house. He just said whatever he needed to. I didn't give you a trash bag full of shitty uniform or an outfit. And I went to do this, and the guy was like right away, like, you know, where's their thing, balloons and presents?

I was like, no, that's not a thing we do at all. And so they were angry at me, and I went upstairs. I know I've told you before. I told it on things, but I went upstairs and I locked, I closed the bedroom door to change into the outfit. What outfit was it? Winnie the Pooh. And the guy said, don't, the guy was like, don't close the door, but I closed it already.

And then the door was broke, so they'd take it off the hinges. Oh, no. To get me out. Then they got me out, and then they wouldn't let me put on, like, the kids' music. There was only two babies in height chairs. There was no children. there. Everybody else was playing dice and drinking 40. It was a house party.

And I danced to the Chronic 2001 with while these little kids ate Cheerios in their high chairs. And then when I was leaving, the guy wouldn't let me go upstairs and change. And then... Made you leave as Winnie the Pooh? But he started

kind of getting into it with me and I took the head off and then the kids freaked out and then he threw me outside and then told people to chase me in my car. You took the head off in front of the kids? Yeah, I had to get paid. Oh my god. Well no I got paid already they pay you right when you get there it was that he He was something I couldn't change he was just get out of here here I'm like buddy I can't walk through So their memory of Winnie the Pooh which they probably loves is

Him yell at their dad taking the head off those kids face bigger problems in that I promise you that party was dangerous that was probably the beginning of it though Yeah yeah yeah that party was dangerous without me being there did you have to go back in the car in the outfit and sit down and try to get the seatbelt on? Stick, shift, Chivet. Stick, shift, Chibet. Oh, fuck, man. Yeah, I ran to my car.

Elmo, I got kicking the nuts when I always dressed as Elmo by a little black kid. Why? Because he's told the girl, he kept looking into the mouth. Because it was a shitty costume. He kept looking in the mouth to try to see my face. And then he goes, and he goes, and he lifted my sleeve of the Elmo costume and screamed Elmo's white. Elmo's white.

And then everybody started freaky. out and then uh could you imagine doing that if it was a black Elmo at a white party oh no and then he goes he goes let's see if Elmo has nuts I remember that the word nuts and then I couldn't see him in my mouth so I was like spinning around and then he just got me from behind like he got me like the top of his foot was in the front of my dick why is this not a skit why did you not put this in something this is hilarious I told it a thousand times god damn I guess you didn't see his one-man show in Montreal in 2011?

No, I barely knew who Jay was then. Oh. Yes. I know. Same year as cheat. Yeah, I was too. You were nuts deep and cheat. I was a filmmaker at the time with the great director Joe DeRosa.

Let's take one more before the break. We'll take him after the break, too. It was a day of sick jigglers out there, and I'd be honest with you, I think it's catching on great. What is it? Hand in the asshole? No. She just wrote...

Is there a restraining order? No, she just wrote Still Here. Oh, okay. With a heart, which is cute. Gotcha. But no sick jugglers. She said no sick jugglers. Well, no, she didn't say no sick jugglers.

But I don't know if she's listening. I think. All right. Take a note for me. Yeah, sure. Right. Hand in the ass thing happening anytime soon or what? Or what?

Or what? Comma. Comma. Or what? The question mark. And maybe an exclamation point after the question mark. Okay. I don't know

Is she Latino at all? Should we put an upside down? Should we put an upside down Exclamation point before the sentence? No, she's white. So she knows I'm screaming? That's good. Or what?

Okay. They like that? Do they like that when I scream? Comma after happening or what? Exclamation point. Question mark. Exclamation point. A question mark.

Yeah. Okay. Comma, bum. She'll understand. No, she will. All right. This is honest to God. I've seen this is the way

that Christine sends fist in the asshole pictures to any fan that reaches out to her and bullies her enough, she eventually sends a picture of her fissing her own ass to. I've gotten one. It's crazy. Oh, really? It takes around ten minutes to bully her, but yeah. It's it. Ten minutes. First, you get the ball gag picture.

Me and Donald laughing. Then you get her sitting with Dawkins on steps like this and then eventually the hand in the ass because she knows you're not playing games. Yeah. It's pretty wild. You're very, very flexible. It's the same picture over and over a game. She says the same time. She goes,

She's at the new house. Same one. Everything's just for them. Yeah. She goes, Christine's got what they call in Armenia a super elastic asshole. She said, she said, I'm not gaped enough. Apologized to Jay on my behalf.

No, no, no one's gaped already. You gape yourself now to get the hand in there. Do you want this or not? I think I'm being inspirational. If I'm being honest, I think I'm being inspirational. Yeah. Tell her nothing a little. kick that back nothing a lot of spit couldn't fix okay all right how big is your hand and then

tell her to take a picture stuffing it in her mouth how big is your hand put it in your mouth completely nothing a lot of spit wouldn't fix yeah okay um so let's warm it up stuff your hand in your mouth go on i said what i said and i stand by what i said it i stand by done said it but not did it before why wouldn't i not say it if you won't say it i want to say it that's how you say it that's how you That's true spiel. That's juice feel right there. You put that hand of your butt. The fact that he said it's

Chewispeel, like it's a thing. That's fucking... You put that hand in your butt. That's how you get them butt hands. That's true spiel. You're going to get some butt hand. You ought to pack another man's doodoo. That's your business.

That's your business. All right, give us one more, Lou, for the break. We're going to go to Victor and San Diego. Oh, San Diego. This is already going to be a great story. There's no way to an ugly person. I bet there's some happy hangers in there, too. No, not from Victor.

Maybe. Victor? Hey, you guys, do you hear me? Yep. You guys fucking rule, like black people? Yes. True. I was just going to say, I saw some sick jigglers from a turd in the punch bowl in a lake in Nebraska.

Really? Yeah, my stepbrother's cousin, she was, I was a 14-year-old boy, so I just let it rip in the lake. But she, yeah, she did like a butterfly stroke bikini top straight to her stomach. Nice. Hell yeah. And how old were you? You were held? I was like 14, so I just, I rubbed one out right in the lake.

Oh, fantastic. You actually made fish food? Yeah, you got to be careful. There's like those little things that will swim inside your dickhole and fucking, like, monsters in the sea, or they call it, monster inside of me? That's terrible. Some poor kid caught a bass ate it and pretty much ate his jizz that day. Oh, yeah. Or was a bass?

that had this kid's hair. What if they felt out that's how you catch a lot of bass? How old was the girl? Was the girl your age? No, she was probably 16, 17. Oh, older, too, is even better when you're young. You can't believe it. Jacob, get out of the lake.

Bobby Kelly. We'll come back. We'll take some more of these calls. Yeah, I got a big announcement to make. Oh, yeah? I have a huge announcement to make. What, you're coming to Iron Maiden on Sunday Saturday. I'll let you know about.

that to when we come back. I have a huge announcement to make. Really big one. I'm very... Bigger than Iron Maiden? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. A big announcement to make and I'm very excited about it and I'm very nervous

about it too, but I'm very excited. When we come back? When we come back? You're going to get the operation? No. Oh. I can't afford that. Oh, I thought you were going to just fucking do it. I think you're going to go full trans. I thought you were talking about getting a bigger dick. No. They don't have that operation yet. We'd both be taking

a leave of absence. Buddy, I'm not getting a change purse. Dude, if me and you, if they had bigger dicketing surgery, me and you would be holding hands in hospital beds. We'd be happy hangers. Counting backwards from 10. Oh, yeah, no, I'm going to be one of the aggressive ones. I make you see it.

You're going to have to look at mine. If I was getting a big dick, I'd actually do it all. I'd get hair. I'd do everything. I'm going to ball gag. By the time I get back, I assume this girl will be gaped. Mm-hmm. She's typing right now, so.

Good, good. That's probably the gaping part. Bobby Kelly's going to be in Saratoga, Spring, September 11th and 12. Brooklyn, New York, September 26th. After that, Port Charlotte, Florida, Boston, and New Orleans, all on deck. For tickets and all other tour dates, visit punchup.com. Live slash Robert Kelly.

Check out his YouTube channel. Are you bored? No. Check out his YouTube channel at Robert Kelly, Comedy. And you can catch him every Tuesday night, 7 p.m. The Fat Black Pussy Get Lounge at the Comedy Cellar. And make sure you listen to You Know What Dude and The Reg's his other podcasts. She came through, baby. She came through. Hand in the ass. No, God. Big Jay O'Cerson will be at the first.

Funny Bone. I don't even care. Don't even bore me. In Virginia Beach, September 11th and 12th, and Magoobes in Baltimore, September 25th and 26th. After that, it'll be in Cleveland, Seattle

and Denver. For tickets and tour dates, visit bigjay comedy.com. YouTube.com slash at Big J. O'Kerson. And be sure to check out Legion of Skanks and Story Wars. Two of the hottest best podcasts

out there right now. wherever you listen to it. We'll be right back with sick jugglers. It's the bonfire.