The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Sinners with Chris Stanley

Episode Date: June 12, 2025

The movie "Sinners" stars Michael B. Jordan and his twin brother MBJ. Jay and the great Chris Stanley of Ron Bennington fame, give their poignant review of this cinematic try-hard. Sinners has everything Jay likes: evil, sex, and vampires. Actress Hailee Steinfeld has minor role that Chris enjoys because she is married to The Bills quarterback in real life, while Jay abhors her awful accent choice. | Chris schools everyone on the written history behind the movie "50 Shades Of Gray" and reveals that he pleasures himself to romance novels. The Bennington Show is live weekdays at noon eastern on SiriusXM. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now, the bonfire with Big Jay Olkerson and Robert Kelly. You know after 30 seconds, dude, we're gonna have our asses jammed up. You think Wu-Tang isn't checking to make sure Faction Talk isn't playing more than 30 seconds? Are you out of your goddamn mind? I'm sorry, I forgot. What the hell's going on? You think the RZA needs my money? Did anything-

Yes! Christopher, did anything make you feel more cool to be from New York than when Wu-Tang came out? Oh my god, it was the best. Right? Because it was all Staten Island. Oh, I'm Queens, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, it's a borough, right? Staten Island and mostly Brooklyn, to be totally honest.

Most of them are from Brooklyn. They really are. And Method Man comes out? Yeah. And that was back when you could have guns and music videos, like on MTV? I know. Like the Method Man song? Like I think there's just multiple dudes with Ooze he's just flashing them dude Onyx throw your guns in the air is all of them holding guns

and there was that video I found a while back that I forgot I think it was the same source awards where Suge Knight and P Diddy like went back and forth uh-huh P Diddy came with love though on that one freak off freak off love Shook, I was looking for a problem, but later the crowd was so shitty Like after all that going on the onyx went up and performed and they didn't like the other way the crowd was going so Sticky fingers just shot into the fucking ceiling. That's a good idea. Just do that some stand-up show. We should see once I'm strapped. I'm so close to being strapped blue. It's crazy Are you going to the police department tomorrow to fucking... Really? Tell them that Christine's a lunatic.

Dude, just say you carry around large amounts of money. That's how you get a carry license here in New York. I applied for a carry. Did you? I think they said it was more than just applying for it, but... I did apply for it, and it looks like it might be coming my way. A concealed carry? Let me tell you something. When I got two...

fucking biscuits under my armpits... Did you have the blicky on you? Oh, absolutely. I said I'm gonna call it every... Put on the last verse of Talk Shit Get Shot. You know that song by Body Count? That's my favorite. The end of that song goes... You can get twisted with the biscuit, icky with the blicky. And I was like, I'm gonna to call my guns all these things.

Of course you are, man. Years ago, years and years and years ago, I looked into trying to get a rifle license. And unfortunately, I've been arrested a number of times in different places. And they were like, you gotta go to the precinct that you're arrested at and get your report and then to give it to them to even be considered to be considered. Yeah. Luckily I didn't do that. I also can't get a

pre-check because I went in and the cop was like it was a global entry and pre-check. I go into the office and like JFK it's a cop interview on me and I was like being a good boy and I was like gonna tell the truth and I was like I got arrested this time and I got arrested that time and I got arrested this time. He's like, you know the charges? I'm like, I don't know, man. And you're like, whoa, do I smell bacon, bro? Whoa.

And they wouldn't give it to me so I have to stand online like a piece of garbage. That's crazy. It's awful. Because it is. I haven't found anything easier to get than global entry and TSA pre-check. It's almost like there are no you have to go through this Like it's like yes come this way go over there the person's like what you want global entry your huh sure here Well, that's how I got around it. I got clear which is like sort of pre

Global or whatever the hell it's called. We don't know why All your the only way that's shorter is because people don't want to pay for it Yeah, but if you do pay for it, I have to you find well I pay I have it too Oh, but uh, I think there's those a credit card you can get to just comes with clear. Yeah Yeah, and then you like it gets you into like concerts and whatnot just the garden. No Barclays to there's like a side entrance Really and it's never necessary. Oh, it's very necessary to make me feel better about myself. Okay, that's fair. It's like, look at all these poor people. Can't afford clear. You guys don't have clear? Idiots. The process of

the BBL'd already fat lady who comes over to use her fingerprints to turn it on. And then you have to do your eyes. And then half the time, if you travel with any kind of frequency, you're going to have to pull your license out anyway. It goes, you got randomly flagged constantly. It's a slower process than any other line. What's going on in the airport. What I like is it's janky as hell. So like with the clear thing, it's like,

all right, the agent or whatever will like scan your eyeballs or your ID or whatever, and then they'll just escort you to the front of the line. I do like that. That's pretty nice. I like that. I like really looking at the other. Oh, but you're getting escorted to the front of a regular.

Yeah, regular. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm going to take my shoes off. See, now what happens there is like, those people know they're pieces of shit, so they deserve what's coming to them when you jump in front of them. Let me tell you, with TSA PreCheck or Digital ID people,

they don't particularly like when you get brought to the front of that if you go clear. Oh no, God no, because they've gone through the background check. I've got stuff. Yeah, I went to a building, my fingerprints are in the system, and you're gonna let some piece of shit dressed like me walk in front of you? Uh-uh, no, I'm not taking my shoes off and all these electronics are staying in my bag I just when I walk by them now because they bother they hawk clear like they're selling comedy club tickets in times square I mean, it's lol comedy club They go I mean they tackle you by the ankles and they are right at the top of the elevator clear clear

I always gotta get my game like double by getting peace signs. They go. I got it. I got it I got it. That's how they got me. I was on a long line and they were just poaching people from the line of regular poor people he's like look dude sign up but like cancel like in 35 days. Then I get my commission. Oh yeah. Alright and then I've been paying for it for four years. Oh and then when you when you're walking down the concourse to get to the gates, then they have the tall drink of water lady who is seductively trying to get you to get a credit card, but she's just sitting there

in a Delta uniform tying cherry stems with her tongue. I do like credit card points. She goes, do you know if you use points just even at a grocery store, it'll get you another I'm just staring at your mouth It's always a black woman with natural hair, but she's gorgeous of course yeah, they know what they're doing natural hair But like straight natural hair which means they went through the time and excruciating pain and tears yeah to make that hair straight Because it's a combing process that I can only probably describe as trying to pull out the worst fucking splinter impossible it's like trying to

figure out cold fusion oh my god to run a comb through a black woman's hair dry and then makers sell credit cards to travelers she'd give national secrets it's crazy it's the bonfire I should probably say that. Faction Talk Series XM103. This is clear talk. I'm big jokes, this is clear chat with the boys. You're on clear chat with the boys. I know, right? How do you like to travel?

By the way, can I say this about clear? When you walk by and you say you have it, why don't they give you a little more of like, oh cool. They're just kind of like, yeah, then get out of here dude, I'm done with you. They know they have you, they don't care about you. Now there's Clear Plus, which costs even more. Oh Jesus. Which gets you I guess even more in front of the other Clear people.

Yeah, and your eyeball scan. It's tiered system shit that's driving me crazy. An eyeball scan. I think they tried to do that. Very total recall. Yeah, I think Joe Rogan's Comedy Club. I think Technology might still be there but the green room door was supposed to be like all comics can use it because it was like it Scanned your fingerprint. Oh, that's what I want or your eye

I don't remember which one either way is what I know is now when you go there It is a hundred percent open all of the time though. There's no one's they were like, you know what? That's annoying it would a fun idea for the first day next time Tony Henscliffe's in New York. I'm gonna dig his eyeball goddamn green room Hi shit Chris looks like we're not gonna be able to get into this son of a bitch goes Oh, you don't think buddy your top your top pocket. I'm not even performing today. I just want to see this green room I heard there's no insult salts in there and there is

The great Chris Stanley is joining us today Bobby Kelly home Family situation family stuff. He had to do Okay, his wife were breaking up. I don't think I was supposed to say don't dump out of that She's leaving him how long we have seven seconds. She's leaving out of that she's leaving him how long we have seven seconds she's leaving for a person of color I hope only person of color came out really just confuse everyone person of color did you you know it's a bummer I just saw a Christine sent to the group today that uh, Kanye West re-released the hail Hitler song I changed hail Hitler to hallelujah, but here's the problem

He didn't change the one part that I still can't sing. I could say hail Hitler all day long I'm Jewish I think but the n-word still in there. Of course, I still so catchy But I really think everyone obviously is focusing on how Hitler and all my n-words are hiling Hitler however it goes But the all my n-words are Nazis n-word how Hitler that's it. Yes Exactly My that's why I'm not Kanye. You know, I mean But the beginning of the song before even gets any of that talking about being a cock They'd be addicted to nitrous.. Oh yeah, that is weird.

Sure like to watch my girl have sex with another guy. I don't know if I disagree with it as much as I'm like weird thing to pop in a song. But that's the least of his thing. How about the other song that it opened with? That's what I gave my cousin head. I gave my cousin head. Outside of Diddy, Kanye might be the horniest of any person in hip hop. It's good they were enemies, I guess,

because they must have been. Oh yeah, because he released the thing we're calling Diddy a fed, I think, on Instagram. Okay, because they must be enemies, because Diddy, you think of all people that would be named in being part of a weird thing, Kanye would be front and center, his name's not in it at all. No, but like six months ago,

there was some influencer said that he art her. So. Really? Oh yeah, oh yeah. What are they gonna do? I came with the, they have such a long time for these testimonies, do you think they're gonna get down to like, remember the little white guy that used to hang out at Rockefeller?

Oh yeah. There was this little white guy that used to be with him, they called him something, he had some nickname and he was just like a to like, remember the little white guy that used to hang out at Rockefeller? Oh yeah. There was this little white guy that used to be with them all, they called him something, he had some nickname and he was just like a little like a half wigger kid. I saw, so now anyone who's testifying is now getting extra play. And I saw Cameron interviewing one of the male prostitutes

who was just being the bull to the cock situation. Did he use just his regular name or was his name like, it's like, we're here talking a Degaba system. I mean, he went by The Punisher. Okay, I seen this, I seen that name. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He wears an executioner's mask. Yes.

He cuts medieval serfs' heads off. But then he sees... I've heard of some guy named Jeff come in and fuck Christine, then a guy named The Punisher wearing an executioner's mask. First of all, the neighbors are going to talk about that guy showing up. Oh, God. Yeah. Did you guys see him just walking in our house?

Hey, across the street, the new people. I think I just saw a giant black executioner wearing a strap. They're just Polly. Don't worry worry honey. Honey, that's the Punisher. But the Punisher's great because he said he had no idea it was Cassie or Diddy for an entire year of being brought to freak offs.

Really? He had no clue. He had no clue, puffed out, he was there watching him, bang out Cassie. Cause he had to wear that mask. I guess, yeah. And until one day that he got there early, and they put him in another hotel room, and he saw on the TV, what's Puff Daddy's real name?

Sean Combs. He's like, oh, welcome, Sean Combs. And then he's like, almost like the coffee cup dropping at the end of Usual Suspects. It all came together. It was Diddy this entire time. Was she masked, or he just didn't know who she was? He didn't know who she was. He didn't know who she was.

He thought it was some other movie. When you find out, when you find out retrospectively, when you find out that you've blindfold fucked somebody, and you find out who it was on the other side of that blindfold, it's never gonna be Cassie. No shit! When you go, hey you blindfolded, it goes, hey you wanna see what you fucked?

It's always gonna be something hilarious. Not like one of the most attractive humans on the planet Guess who it was? Yeah. Yeah, Cindy Crawford and this guy was like look the worst of it all was, you know I mean he was you know doing drugs constantly, you know banging Cassie in front of puff daddy But his big problem was the Punisher I mean was like, you know, you heard all the rumors about him wanting to be with dudes He just didn't want Diddy to go and he come anywhere near him to blow him or whatever Oh, he says that he was down for it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean all those stories came out of like, you know, uh

Lesser artists like getting you know having to blow Diddy constantly like in random parties Did he's just constantly getting blown by dudes according to other people. I Don't It's the death it's the, it's the, it's definitely why I'm not bisexual is because I don't even believe in it for men. You'll love the taste of dick meat. Can I tell you something? I can see, I can visualize the concept of blowing a guy more than looking down and seeing a man's face wrapped around my dick. I don't know why. Ow! Stubble!

I don't want either of those things. But does it make sense? Like, in my mind, I can process the functionality of like, maybe closing your eyes and doing the job versus staring down and having to try to enjoy a man's face around your dick I'm doing a good job Hope he doesn't think he's not doing a good job is my concern I have to look down I have to give encouraging faces while he's doing it. Am I making enough eye contact? Put my hand on top of his head What do I do more spit?

Shit did you see Sinners yet? I did see Sinners. It was Black, Dust Till Dawn. All right, if this is a spoiler zone, yeah, it was Black, Dust Till Dawn, but here are my thoughts on it, right? Spoiler zone, what's the spoiler? That it's vampires?

I mean, yeah, I think some people didn't know. It's pretty given away in the trailer. I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah. But some people didn't actually, didn't know that. I loved it a lot but the one you know the scene everyone talks about when they're in the barn and it's like the dancing through all the all of the generations of black music I almost had to watch a I

Planned to and forgot last night to watch a video. I Know I'm a dummy. So I whenever I like a movie at all I go that movie explained on YouTube and I let a smarter person tell me know I'm a dummy. So whenever I like a movie at all, I go, that movie explained on YouTube. And I let a smarter person tell me what I'm watching. That scene made no sense to me that I accepted Christine's stupid explanation of what it was. But in here, as I look over at her face, now I'm thinking she saw this on TikTok already and this is the actual answer. But she goes, well, he's a vampire. so it's going through, like he's time traveling, that it's, he's been through all of these eras of music. And I just went, maybe, because I don't

have a better answer. Well, yeah, but that's not it. But so everyone loved that scene. Everyone's like, good God, Ryan Coogler's done it. What's the point of the scene? Just to show their ancestors. And it was, you know, from the beginning, also, the movie when they're like, the vampire is like, I'm looking for you, dude, the guitarist kid, right? Because, you know, you have a power in your music. But the fucking, the future guitarist, did you remember the guy that shows up immediately, he was dressed like he's a guitarist from the future?

Because it was like, it's the future, it's the present, it's the past. I burst out laughing in the theater. And people looked at me like I was an ass. Oh, yeah, fucking Bootsy Collins? Was it Bootsy, or was it Future Man? It's like it's it's the future is the president's the past I oh I burst out laughing in the theater and oh yeah Bootsy Collins he was it Bootsy or was a future man Was it just a few I was just like a fucking stand-in for a future dude everything else I thought I was like a parliament funk person is what a strong maybe yes. Yeah, maybe I got 70s Galactic yeah stupid or like yeah for a second thought was it like sly in the family stone

Yeah, I think ish. But if it was actually just, this is our idea of what a guitarist looks like in the future, it's like, you could have done a lot better than that, man. Like, that looks fucking crazy. That was dumb. Did you like the gratuitous murdering of whites at the very end that we didn't need at all? I loved the murdering of the Klu Klux Klan. They were Klu Klux K clan members who had come simply to

Fishing a barrel these blacks in the morning when they were all gonna be gone Anyway, didn't really make any sense. They actually passed out off hooch and weights Yeah, just unconscious on the floor. I suppose. Yeah The idea the movie is too and also so Michael B Jordan's brother twin gangsters coming back homesters, coming back home to the Bayou. Smoking stack, baby. To the Bayou from Chicago, where they were working for Al Capone, I guess.

Instead of hiring two people to play the brothers, as they did in regular Dust Till Dawn, in White Dust Till Dawn, when Quentin Tarantino and- White Dust Till Dawn. It's now White Dust Till Dawn. Yeah. This one's for whites. Yeah, it's called White Sinners.. This one's for whites. It's called White Sinners. Yeah, it's White Sinners.

In White Sinners, they used, it was Quentin Tarantino and George Clooney. Yeah. They were brothers. This, they're brothers, both of them played, twin brothers played by Michael B. Jordan. And I'll tell you what I didn't like out of the gates. What's that they really want to show you how far they've come along in the technology of this since double impact where one person has to have a full outline around them yeah yeah so the opening scene and it looks so unnatural the opening scene is the two guys sitting there yeah they're showing up to Michael B Jordans are

sitting there think smoke sharing a cigarette for some reason and when he smokes he just it's like a weird like hold out I know a cigarette. Yeah, and then you know He holds it out for too long and then his brother like takes it out of his hand and it's just like she's an obvious like Splicing of something that wasn't necessary. They could both be smoking. I wouldn't have asked too many questions Well, you know how cheap cigarettes were back then Expensive I fucked up Is this the scene I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, Hold that for a second. I don't like when filmmakers jerk themselves off in the middle of a movie Well, we saw that in white dust till dawn too when fucking

Tarantino's like I'm going to have Salma Hayek face fuck me with her foot I'll do everyone that Dave Smith points out all the time to he goes, you know what guys? I know I'm the director here So I don't want to make anybody else have to put a dirty foot in her mouth So I'll have Salma Hayek just come jam her toes in my mouth and I'll look straight up at her fucking hunch Well, I'm doing it. I'll take this one for the team guys. Don't worry. No prob We're probably have to get about 75 angles on this thing by the way. Yeah and use real tequila Yeah, her toenails are gonna be different sizes when we're done

Um, I wouldn't say I love this I liked it I love vampire shit. Mm-hmm Lot of I thought the vampires were great the fuck it the main dude. They were Michael Flatley in the fucking yeah Yeah, the Irish I was annoyed by though was Native Americans never showed back up. Remember the Native Americans that were chasing down They're like, all right your problem now. Yeah, sorry whites the vampires Didn't solve anything Sorry whites the vampires at the end. I thought the very end they like hear the Indian. Oh really again Didn't solve anything Besides like the having very good actors in it and stuff. It was a front-of-the-mill vampire story here. It's been done a lot they Go in vampires show up. They want in the big thing on this one is you have to be invited

And luckily for these black people, they ain't into inviting these white people into their fucking house. Beat it, Whitey. Get down the road. Beat it, Whitey. Fucking take off. Except for Josh Allen's wife. They had to wait for curious blacks to wander outside

to start creating the issue. And I'll tell you what, by no mistake, the real fuck up of the story, the one who really blew it hard, is the dumb one quarter black white girl. Yeah, Josh Allen's wife. Fucking, fucking, whoa Vicky. Yeah, yeah. I mean, whoa Vicky.

Did you see Sinners, Lou? No, I didn't see it yet. The girl, she's in love with one of the twins. I don't know which one. They all look alike. You heard me say it. They're twins. Is this Hailey Steinfeld? Yeah, Hailey Steinfeld. I guess it is. It takes place, I guess, in the 20s?

When was Al Capone alive? This is a great question. I want to say Roaring 20s. I think there was Prohibition, right? Because they were selling hooch. So yeah, it must have been the 20s or maybe even roaring 20s. I think there was prohibition right because they were like selling hooch. Yeah, and So yeah, it must have been the 20s or maybe even the 30s because they did just they say just got back from the war Yeah, they were they were 32. Okay. Yeah, there were so they were like World War one fucking yes, which actually Hold on they would have been out of the military for like what 12 years when World War one end

That'd have been the 20s, right? See breaking this down too much. No, it's okay. These are the these are the questions people have to be willing to ask Wow, I was way off Yeah, this was probably gearing up for dub dub to oh, yeah. Yeah Hitler was rising to power here. Mm-hmm and All my n-words Nazis and we're hail hitler also. I'm a cock who loves And then I suck my cousin's dick Suck my cousin's dick Sample that yay, but so this takes place. We're gonna say in 1932 This one quarter black white girl talks like she's a fly girl in living color.

She's like, why do these white people always come in? She looks like a girl who's going to come out and tell you you don't know her and Mari Povich. I don't understand why she chose this. It's not a Bayou thing. She's just doing modern Wigger girl. We're sorry, Hailey. Stack is the father, not Smoke.

And complains, by the way, a lot of complaining about white people for this white girl. She hates white people. She goes, oh, because my daddy's black, that I can't be here at your party. I like the voodoo lady. I think Smoke's a lady. When he rails her out in her voodoo shack.

Oh, yeah. She has tits that I would her voodoo shack. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. She has tits that I would say are abnormally large. Oh, huge breasts. Yeah, definitely back pain. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Without a doubt. But you know, the voodoo helps with that. Voodoo does help with that.

Someone else is feeling her pain in a picture or something. Yeah. Kind of weird. Hailey Steinfe, who is she? What else do I know her from? True Grit. Remember True Grit? Little Kid.

The Little Kid, Little Girl, yeah. Oh, wow. Then she did a couple of random roles. Now she's getting her box eaten on camera. Hell yeah. She's getting some fucking head, dog. She's getting sloppy toppy. Yeah, don't mind that at all.

And then she started dating Josh Allen, the Buffalo Bills. And then she got this movie movie and then just got married. Really? Yeah. Mm-hmm. No shit. Oh, yeah. I will say it was interesting here. You know where the movie really swayed from like real like before it even got to vampire-y. Okay. Was uh the young man brought his girlfriend in the back and this young black blues player went in the back and just started immediately eating a girl's pussy. What? Black guys eating pussy in 1932? I don't think so.

What they didn't show you ate the ass too, dude. No, not a chance. Ain't a lancus. Not a chance, dude. It's a technical term for it. Nope. Black people just started going down on each other about 15 years ago. The original name for this was rimmers And then someone's like kugler dude fucking America's not ready for this I can't move a movie called that It was good, I mean it was good I enjoyed I enjoyed it yeah I really enjoyed it and then there was a good spoiler alert

Turn it off if you care that much, but before if you haven't turned it off Yeah, the little blues the little blues guy lives. Yeah and goes to his life. And then what you find out was a They just made a truce with Michael B. Jordan's the vampire twin. Yeah, and This dip right? Yeah, it's her also. Yeah, they're the only two that got away and the in that town. Whole Bayou. And then- Delta Slim was playing. No one's gonna be in that town anymore. The town was totally wiped out. Town was completely wiped out. Definitely nobody working in the fields. No, or the Asians running the fucking general store.

Yeah, yeah, there was a little bit too much of a, like the vampires were like, stupid in there trying to convince people. Like the Asian Asian first of all the two Asian people who also spoke like they live in current-day New York City they did none of them had like like oh but my husband is out there she goes I'm getting my goddamn husband their third generation and then when he turned into a vampire he came over he's like come on baby let's go and they're just

murdering chaos happening around them yeah he he's like hey, let's get out of here. She's like no. I think you're a vampire. He's like being stupid come on. Let's go And there's people just flying around it was wacky And then yeah fucking Michael B. Jordan vampire and Haley Steinfeld vampire Apparently escaped and 70 some years later show back up with the blue note I guess. That was the fucking guitarist's own club. Oh because it was named after the girl. Yeah. Who you eat her pussy once, turns into a vampire and burns up. Now you gotta name a place after her. And ass. Oh, he probably did eat her ass too. Now that I think about it. I mean World War I had just ended. Bom banon doom doom. World War one had just ended. Boom bam boom boom boom. I mean they were dealing with mustard gas and machine guns

and like the dead no man's land, you know? What the fuck? This is the least you could do. Boom bam boom boom boom. But yeah, they just called like a truce, like a vampire truce. Yeah, yeah, yeah, cause that was just like his cousin or something.

That was, right? The guitarist was like. Yeah, it's our little cousin. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The brother was like, don't kill our cousin. Yeah, don't kill it. And then you can go fuck vampire Hailey Steinfeld for the rest of your life. Yeah, yeah, but only at night.

Damn, could you imagine if you had to be partnered in vampire life forever with somebody? That's a long time. First of all, every fucking vampire has got to be in a polycule. I mean, they must all be fucking each other You probably have to be but also what you have to do. You have to make a thing like hey Like hey Christine. I'm gonna turn you also. Yeah, but in let's just give the actual run here. Okay We're gonna stay looking like this forever. But when I'm 80 on the books We go our separate ways. Oh

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got I'd like to see you guys make it as vampires. For centuries? Look, if it's centuries, your entire fucking outlook on life is gonna change. Cause just look, there's one thing you gotta fucking worry about. Don't look at the sun. That's it. Sure.

Then you have fucking mind control. You can't be killed. You just have to whack a few people every now and then. Or turn them, like see some chick or some dude who you like and then bang, there it is. Yeah, no you could do that for sure. You're gonna have to have an agreement, at least 20 years in. But eternity.

Forever. Forever, it's too long to be, come on, that's crazy. Don't you want that experience of showing someone a movie they've never seen before again? Just something I'd be so excited if I was a vampire when new movies came out. Oh, no I'm just saying like with Christine it's gonna be what's gonna be the year three thousand and four and I'm gonna go I'm gonna go. Hey did I ever show you heat with the nearest goes? Yes, Jay We've watched heat seven centuries ago and heat to There was a heat too I forgot about he oh no it's coming out yeah I

keep hearing that yeah it's like it's gonna be not a reboot but I'm back in time I can't talk but it's the two of them again I think it's gonna go back and forth from present day with old ass Pacino and De Niro and back to when they were young and like I think also maybe like a young Val Kilmer, but some actors Yeah, Tom Sizemore two dudes from that movie you're gone fucking time Sizemore and Val Oh, yeah, Val Kilmer is now gone, but Wayne grow still with us. Hell. Yeah, Kevin gauge I think that's his name and then who's um, Danny Trey host still with us, right? I think so. Yeah

Yeah, bad health though. I think can't be good. And then who's Danny Trejo still with us, right? I think so, yeah. Yeah. Bad health, though, I think. Can't be good. Yeah. With all the prison and whatnot. He's so fucking old. Tattoos and... Oh, man, I don't know why.

I'm looking at the picture again. It's making me angry the way she talked again all over again. She goes, don't let them white people in here. You're white, bitch. Get your ass out of my back here. I'm like home, bruh. It's not even like her grandfather. She was like, my mama's mama's mama's father was black.

Yeah, it was a stretch. She's like, I think I'm more Hawaiian than this girl is black. It felt like it went also from like good acting to like such ridiculous. When they would become vampires and walk back up to the place and go, oh man, as well, let me help you clean up.

Just go ahead and invite me in. He goes, but you've been here, they'll say that too, you've been here all night. He goes, no man, but it's only polite to ask somebody to invite you in before you can. It was so on the nose. To be fair though, if you're a vampire, you have to have every misdirect to figure out how people to invite you into their home. You have to be thinking about that constantly. They probably didn't have them all figured out by the 30s, huh? No, no, no, no, no.

I'm dying to hear this Dingbat's voice. Dingbat, why is she a Dingbat? Hailey Steinfeld? She's not talking, man. She's great, I love Hailey Steinfeld. She keeps Josh Allen happy, and that's what I'm happy about. Big Buffalo Bills fan, are you?

Oh yeah, love the Bills. Hell yeah. This is their year, buddy. I bet you're happy. What did, how did Ron feel about Barclay being on the cover of the Madden Curse? On Bennington today, he told me to take, so the Benning Lions are out for year-long rushing

for a bunch of players. And it's 1,500 and a half yards over under. He was like, just take the under, man. For Saquon? On Saquon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But also, it's like, A, he already got the fucking, the Super Bowl. It's fine. Everything's OK. He's a god now. He's a god there now. You have to be one of the other ones still.

I mean, you're there. Right now, you have the team to do it. You might as well try to do it again. You have all these young white cornerbacks. You're not a Giants fan? Oh, God. No, no, no, no. Never been. Never been a Giants fan. Bills God, no, no, no, no. Never been. Never been a Giants fan, no.

Bills? I'm a Bills fan, became a Bills fan. I just like to gamble. Oh. But now I feel attached to the Bengals. Not the Bengals, the Bills. I love Josh Allen, he's a fucking maniac. Yeah, and he's fucking this dumb licker.

Banging out. Imagine him running lines with her. Mm-hmm, throw that ball. Make that money That's why I will Vicky apologize in the snoop talk Jerry that oh yeah, yeah I said we didn't even I'm says something like then the guy talks and he goes All the snoop dog out of the main main day saying

I'm on this was fucking soon Didn't she go like swerve hard into Trump Sam Tripoli was fun new kink unlock porn star Emily will is left permanently disabled after California rehab stint new kink unlocked Sam Tripoli that's alreadygy. It's a triple-E. I'm Sam Tripoli. That's already free use. That's already a kink. Do you want to hear this girl talk? Yes. I thought you were saying you wanted to hear some free use porn.

Yes. It's kind of one-sided. Not really. Not yet. At least. I'd tell you it didn't matter as long as you love it, but that'd be horseshit advice. It's that Mississippi shit. I'd tell you it didn't matter as long as you love it, but that'll be horse and advice What am I what come you mean that I'm a human being She's affected with the woke mind virus and later on vampire fire white person had to defend themselves about being white in

1932. What do you, what difference does it make the color of my skin? Aren't we all just people? When's the big dance party with people from the past? Ah, Christ. What's Ryan Cooley directing? He did this, he did Black Panther. Oh really? Oh yeah yeah yeah, Black Panther.

I asked Black Lou what else he did outside and Black Lou couldn't remember. You couldn't remember. Jesus Christ. Black Panther. And then Oakville Station? I think that was his first movie. He's young as shit. Fruitvale. Fruitvale Station. Fruitvale Station. Oh is that his first thing? Yeah. He's like 35 or some shit. That was Michael B. Jordan too, right? I think so. Well, they remember

Was that him that was the funniest movie ever because Fucking Michael B. Jordan's is Leo. Well now I'll say why I don't like Ryan Coogler's Movie fruitvale station was a great movie except for the fact that's what I always point out That's about the cop killing the kid on the bark on the train station in San Francisco I believe was yeah and we talked to people who were I know people who live out there that ran for that story and they go look it's what happened the cop you know he says at least he thought he was pulling out his taser he was on the kids back and then when he shot he realized it was the gun

and he killed the kid that's a sad story way. The kid was in a gang and he was a drug dealer. In the movie, they make it that day, that day he gets up and he's like, man, I'm gonna stop selling drugs, start taking care of my daughter better. And then he goes and meets the drug dealer and throws the drugs in the water. He's like, I'm not doing this shit no more.

And then the drug dealer has like a, hey, good luck. And it's like all that happens, it's like, I'm not doing this shit no more. And then the drug dealer has like a, hey, good luck. And it's like all that happens, it's like, listen, you know, they did the same with Biggie Smalls. Biggie Smalls always, in the end of that movie, he's like, hey big, come on, we're getting ready to go to that party and that car you get killed in. He's like, hang on, let me call everybody in Portland

and tell them I'm things about to change. Also, now that we know didi and his true colors have finally come out How much are in did a biggie smalls do God? I don't know he must have been there for every fucking freak early freak off But now I'm can't I can't believe fucking didi didn't get his head blown off with his mouth on biggie's cock in the car Whatever was happening. Can you imagine all those bullets right out and you just see biggie? In the security footage you see PD's head pop up like what's going on? He's in the back. He just fucking pops like a weasel

Sucking dudes off in the back of an Escalade I'm diddy. I like everyone to blow me. God damn Huh? He did Creed 2. He did Creed? Okay, I'll accept it. He really does only work with fucking Michael B. Jordan, huh? Loves him. He loves his body dudes ripped. He goes hey if you get really in shape, I'll probably work you more Okay He had to play twins Goddamn that cigarette handoff made me furious when I saw it. I'd be annoyed having to remember lines for two people to remember lines for two people. This is ridiculous.

Ryan, come on. Lewis told me also he oversold, he goes, also was really good, he's like, they're two different characters, man. Like, he really, he does a good job of playing two different characters. He goes, did he? I thought it was the same character twice, quite honestly.

Yeah, well they're twins, it makes it easier. Two gangster brothers. I saw that movie, The Monkey, and that was one guy playing twins, the guy from White Lotus playing twins, and they were very different. It was made from a Stephen King short story the monkey fun where I think a Monkey kills your enemies or something. How does he come up with it? I don't know how does Stephen King do a time and time again?

I'd say something anything Stephen King related if it doesn't end in a stupid alien when I thought it was like a vampire or Werewolf movie a lot of aliens a lot of aliens. It's a lot of aliens. Especially latter day Stephen King. I mean, well, it's an alien. Yeah. It's an alien. That fucking clown's an alien. It's an alien thing also.

Dreamcatcher. Alien. Alien. Didn't see that coming at all. Yeah. What was the other one? The one that got me the worst, and I think I'm right about this, when I first moved to New York and didn't even have cable yet, where I had like basic cable.

It's disgusting. It's disgusting. It's disgusting, on a 15 inch screen TV. I gotta go. Yeah, that's, that's enough. It was a flat screen, right? No. Oh God! Tube, tube. Sitting on an ottoman as a table for it.

My mouth tastes like bile right now. It was bad, but Rose Red was a miniseries, Stephen King miniseries that was on like regular ABC or CBS or something. Oh yeah, that motherfucker ran the miniseries. And I was invested as well as a haunted house thing it seemed and it was pretty good. I remember this. And then I believe at the end motherfucking aliens I'm like yo this is a haunted house thing. What was the other miniseries?

It was like eight hours, was it The Stand? Yeah. Is that Stephen King? I don't think that was Aliens. No, that was just the virus. No, that's the multiverse actually, because that guy, the devil in it or whatever, he shows up in... Dark Tower, all that shit. Dark Tower, yes, exactly.

The gunslinger, that's where this whole thing loses me. He's got too much time on his hands. I like his short stories. Mm-hmm. They become better movies, I feel like. I tried to read, I read the first book of The Dark Tower and then I was like, I'm not gonna stick with this. I mean, with the talk, I watched the movie

and I don't know what's going on. Oh no, yeah, like the first book, you have no idea what's going on. And then they redid The Stand. They did? Which I sorta liked. What did that guy say, Moon, like the first book you really have no idea what's going on and then they did redid the stand They did which I sort of liked what that guy say moon, right? That was like Dabur from coach Dobbers Coach yeah, yeah, yeah, he was he was like he would have been on the Down syndrome show wasn't Dobbers girlfriend on coach Judy fucking gold Was it I think so? Hell yeah Dobbers crushing it. Oh

Was it really that's how it's. Dauber. Who's crushing it. Oh, was it really? That's how it's spelled, Dauber? Didn't see that coming. I thought it was D-O-O-B-E-R. What kind of redneck shit is that? Like, doober. Oh no, in the movie he'd be like, M-O-O-O-N, that spells, and it would be any word.

That was in the stand? That was in the stand, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was a little special needs. They redid it again with, what's the guy? Amber was in it? Okay before I think she duked and And the scars guard kid there's a lot of scars guards Yeah, but the blonde the vamp the one that was the vampire and true blood sinners you're thinking Alexander. Oh, yeah Yeah, he was in I think the final season of succession Christine a real big laugh at me Because I did enjoy several seasons of true blood before it jumped the shark. I've never seen one episode of true blood

Watch it. It's just funny how much Jay loves vampires I love magic and vampires How much Jay loves vampires? I love magic and vampires. He saw Twilight. Oh, we have a big laugh at me because I saw a couple. I mean, I saw all of them. But in theaters, I only saw two or three in theaters. I've seen no Twilight.

Huh? I've never seen a Twilight. Yeah, because you couldn't even wrap your brain around the idea of vampire and werewolf fighting over you. You wish, bitch. You wish. They were both so hot, those guys I know I like the picture that maybe a woman doesn't see the real me But if I'm a wolf there's no such thing as a fat wolf no It's a wolf it's like out in the wild you know I mean I'll be muscular as a wolf

Yeah, you'll see and then like sure schlub by day But I think I'm a wolf or a vampire that would be also the worst. What's your favorite vampire movie lost boys? But you gotta say though if you get turned to a vampire and you're fat and nothing's ever gonna change that would suck Dude, you're right. There's your stuck fat vampire. Yeah, it's like someone goes I'm gonna bite you in the neck and turn you to vampire go I'm not even against that but give me like a fucking year to change everything. Like I'm gonna, I will dedicate a year and then I could eat, you can eat whatever the want you rest of your life. All the other vampires are so hot. Yeah, don't make me be a fat vampire. Just, I'm the pain in the ass. I show up for the parties. Yeah. Hey guys!

I just went through this silver security check. Guess what? Fatty's here. He's going to drink all the blood. Hey guys. Do you guys, where's the blood? See, he never even brings any. Just point him in the direction of the trough.

Let that piggy fucking slop it up. Oh, don't mind if I do. You're the pain in the ass of vampires was there a fat I feel like there was I'm sure there had to be one. I mean one of those fucking rave parties Yeah, there had to be some overweight. I know there's no vampire. The vampires always that it's always like heavy techno strobe light fucking Rain wet parties. Yeah, but you rarely ever see like the just to get home like wearing dad clothes or something Well, Twilight kind of brought that in a little bit of that. Yeah for sure. You're right. Yeah Just like a real bad. Yeah, I think I've seen like bits and pieces of all of them and like there's a dad, right?

There's a dad vampire, but they're not actually they're a family but not like related Here's a dad vampire is like a young guy in so many movies in my life Yeah, he was like the I think the asshole boyfriend in a can't hardly wait that you're right This is like when they cast a 23 year old as a milf and porn Yeah, everything's all fucked up That vampire concept lies what is that? That centers on Reginald Baskin a morbidly obese vampire morbidly obese that hurts it looks like it depends on the lore whether it changes your body see a bat flying holding like a Like a jazzy in the air because they know when it turns when it turns back into a vampire. It's gonna need the jazzy

Why make the vampire morbidly obese make them you know chubby I'm watching the scene where Bella is malnourished. That's that's the girl from Twilight Christine. I know Chris Bella is That's not her name. Her name is not Bella in real life. It's Kristen Stewart. They didn't say that It says I'm watching the scene where Bella is malnourished if you're giving birth said and her body bounces back to a desirable weight, so What they're saying is the yes like you will like somehow you'll become like the best version of yourself possible I like that his calm is alive But the vampire not as alive is dead. I think about that too, and if you overeat as a vampire Do you shit has it come out of you? I think you just piss it out. It's blood

You know, it's all blood like if you're I think you just piss it out. It's blood. It's all blood? If you're like on a, let's say like a water fast. Like after like a month, there's no stuff in solid in that tummy of yours. Nothing. Yeah, you're just fucking pissing out your ass. Oh yeah, that's right, just fluids are gonna come out. So yeah, so it's just like... What if you take down like a porterhouse or something?

Oh, I guess they can eat, is possible. So then yeah, I guess they would shit. Well, you think they eat, but you would say you couldn't eat if your body's not doing the functional stuff. Oh, you're right. Yeah, because the stomach wouldn't- Like you're dead, so your stomach's not digesting and producing things. It's just sitting there.

I thought they only eat, like do vampires eat? I thought it was just blood. I think they can eat. You can? Hypothetically, they can like sometimes they have a big meal before they while they're enticing someone sometimes they have like a little tray of crackers and cheese oh sometimes yes they're also big on charcuterie

they are one thing one thing vampires love from at least the movies I've seen apps I mean apps out the ass and if there's a cold and hot apps section on the menu, Well, motherfucker, get me a seat here. They love a seafood tower.

Hahahaha Worst raddish sauce or mines them with blood? He goes, I prefer steamers over raw, but okay. Hahahaha, I'll shoot these. If they consume human food even for blending in, How they eliminate it is subject to the specific fictional rules. Some need to vomit it up while others Might have some sort of waste removal. Well, I'd rather throw it up

Yeah, I think that would be the thing is you make yourself throw it up I think that's it put over your taste buds. Did you can you not what's the point? Do you go this cheese stick tastes like nothing now? I think I just gray. Oh, you're right Yeah, yeah, cuz yeah your taste, everything should be dead outside of your ability to talk and move or whatever. Oh, it says- And you can see somehow. Yeah, you can see, yeah.

And in the Twilight universe, you can impregnate a muggle, a human. A human, yeah, yeah. Well, especially, I mean, got her pregnant. Did it turn her into a fucking raging lesbian? Sure. Did it? Yeah, you've seen Kristen Stewart out there, dude.

She got hairy armpits and shit. She was so beautiful She was so beautiful. She really doesn't give a fuck. She wants to be a scuzz. She doesn't like either She has got sick of the constant producers trying to fuck her Yeah, or it happened or something because she is spent her whole career trying to ugly herself up it seems oh yeah Yeah, she was beautiful in that Twilight Sea like just like facially. She's a gorgeous chick Do you know that that's Twilight? I'm sure you know this is where 50 Shades of Grey came from no really so the lady I forgot her name Ruff 50 Shades of Grey. She was popular in the fan fiction scene Online in the Twilight community and she was writing all these stories.

And then she just replaced Bella and who's the dude? Edward. Edward, yeah. She replaced their names with like Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele and was like, I'm just going to print out this smut. E.L. James. He goes, I'm going to get rid of the vampire stuff and just have nuts dragging across this chick's face for three fucking hundred pages.

Not even, dude. I've read all three of them. I love erotica. Do you? Can't get enough of it. I didn't know that. Oh yeah, love erotica. You're super big on erotica?

Love erotica. Like Nora Roberts? I don't know Nora Roberts. That's not erotica. See, this is what, this is, I got into it because on my parents' bookshelf, there was The Godfather, and there was Jackie Daniels, right?

No, Daniel Steele and Jackie Collins. Sure, Jackie Collins, yeah. And they fucked in those books. Yeah. And that was before I had a computer. This was before I had porn, and I jacked. You would read and beat? Oh yeah, read and beat, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's so feminine. I don't care. It's a good thing. My ex-wife said she used to read and beat? Oh yeah, read and beat, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's so feminine. I don't care. That's a good thing. My ex-wife said she used to read and beat. I think Christine's had a couple of read and beats in her life. That's crazy to me. I always put people, if you wanna get some hot erotica,

so going back to The Shades of Grey, it was very light. It was like not, fuck, it wasn't anything, there wasn't any true kink. There wasn't even any butt play to like one sentence of it in the third book. That was, it's mostly like, you know, a light dragging of cat-o-nines across your back. Pretty much, yeah.

It's sexy. It's light bondage. It's not BDSM where it's like, you have to have an excuse for work tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. But, what it really was that book was, it was like, it was item porn,

because Christian Grey would be like, I'm gonna buy you an Audi And I'm gonna get you a MacBook Pro The movie and the fucking and the book does that yeah He's like getting you an Audi because it's it's the safest car and you can nothing could possibly happen to you on a stash of steel He goes fucking I'll be okay in a second. I just need some yo creightam comm home of the 60-dollar kilo oh and the character of

Christian Grey He was a it was like a billionaire captain of industry Bruce Wayne type But he was also a crack baby and he came out from his mother was a crack head and a sex worker And and he grew the giant you know know, Christian Grey Corporation. And he loved fucking, you know, BDSM or light. He does. He likes to whip them? Yes. He likes to get whipped? No, he likes, he's like, he's like a sadist. Yeah.

Man, do you ever believe a woman really respects and loves her husband when the husband's the guy who gets to have like the fucking tail butt plug in and get like bitched around? That's so crazy to me that at some point in the day you also have to go Have some sort of a god Authoritative is the wrong word, but just have a respect your manhood in any way Tonight we're gonna put the butt plug with the tail in Yeah, the fact this you have to go you go daddy's been bad daddy's been bad it hurts up daddy's but so hang on a second Hang on a second Jennifer

Did you fucking leave the oven on cuz I smell it going don't break the fucking scene Be professional we're all trying to come here now BB needs to be Why is she talking like a baby. You gotta go right back into it. All this baby needs milky milk. Wait, why is she talking like a baby? Yeah, Dakota Johnson too. All I see is Don Johnson in that face. That's why I'm attracted to her. Can't get past it.

She has man nips. Look at this. He's going down on her center style. Oh. But I know from the books he does not eat ass. Classic white behavior. And then she put out a companion book that was like the story but from his point of view, Christian Grey's. And I don't

know if she's ever, I mean she doesn't have to write anything ever again. But if you want some hot erotica, get Maestra. That shit's good. It's a lady in Europe and she's a art history, she works at a gallery and she gets sucked into this crazy world of international espionage and fucks her way through it. Always fucking her way through. Oh god yeah, at one point she's snuck onto a billionaire's boat to steal a USB drive

and she has to fuck, I don't know, the goons. What made you get this book? I was looking for some some I was so angry at Fifty Shades of Grey. I was like I need something some real erotica. Yeah Yeah, and this lady also got like a it was this was right after the books So this one came out shortly after and she got like a movie deal immediately because it was like a boo It's all a lot of copies. So this books gonna have a movie. I don't think so. I think they realized People aren't so but but though well cuz the idea is for what you're looking for. There's the full thing of it if you want to see it There is like real erotica where you can see that with actual fucking or like real like parts being shown

But see the thing with like Twilight and I think for the shades of gray the author purposefully Didn't really overly describe the female character, which people think is so that, and if it was geared towards women, so like women will attribute themselves to that character. You know what I mean? Yeah, women are dumb bitches and. Great imaginations.

Yeah, yeah, great imaginations are also stupid. You heard it first everybody. Christine, you're not stupid. You're just love on the're not stupid you just love on the spectrum Men that want their balls stomped on Not like my balls stomped on you are you are your dicks humiliated I mean men are you guys are sick You are an adult baby though. Oh, yeah, you want to be in diapers I mean, it's always the men. It's never women No, you're right. How their diapers change. You don't see any chicks who are like I'm a baby. Oh, yeah, you do

Oh, yeah, yeah, girl. Yeah, the dog. There's all kinds of wacky shit It's we have to like mainly men have to go we have to go. I know it's a hard What's it called hard time channel? Hard time channel serious Dusty XM faction talk hard time Chris. Thank you so much for being here. Thank you Make sure you check out Chris Daly's podcast high society radio on gas digital or wherever you listen to podcasts YouTube and the like Also noon to tune Bennington right here on faction talk 103 every weekday So goddamn funny Bobby Kelly's gonna be the dojo on Mars planes this weekend everybody Friday and

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