The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Sit On Your Speaker

Episode Date: June 25, 2025

Jay reenacts a classic radio bit originated by Howard Stern. Back in the day, Stern made headlines pleasuring listeners by humming in his microphone and they would straddle their speaker. In this updated version of radio history, Bob and Jay do the buzzing with their mouths and Bonfire campers put their phones in their pockets. Find out if they recreate broadcasting magic. | A caller requests an update on one of Jay's favorite people, Corey Feldman. Jay takes everyone through the timeline of his obsession and sings a song in the style of the Feldog. | One member of the group Wilson Philips once posed for Playboy, and it's the least likely of the three songbirds. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now, the bonfire with Big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly. I think the coolest sound. You never feel cooler in your life, Jacob, than when you're listening to some Sabbath. Wearing a performance fleece and some reasonable pants. Listening to black Sabbath. Jacob, you cold? I am. You cold?

Yeah. Do you feel hot inside listening to Sabbath? Are you so cold? I'm freezing That's a Thursday Is Ozzy he's got what was he doing concerts is he done last show a big show happening in Birmingham That's no I think it's like black Sabbath reunion. It's July. It's like July 15th 16 15 13 is gonna make it I don't think he's doing more than a couple of songs It's a lot of guest singers. They're gonna wheel him out in the cross

Well, he's doing he's sitting all four Sabbath together and then him by himself by assume was Zach Wilde Yeah, and then Pantera anthrax But it's a bunch of them and then tool of course being their regular old country selves They're not they're the only band that's not gonna be part of the live stream Fucking look the day cooking it. There's such a tickles. That's a day did do it with that fundraiser They did in Boston and there he was like you can't air my stuff Cuz it's new material and I don't want it out there It's like Aerosmith went up. It's like who the fuck you do it

Did ladies look at these guest appearance by the way Billy Corrigan look at their own our lives here. It's Bill Burr's brother David Draymond who hates Dave Smith Fred Durst who knows us peripherally because We were trying they try to keep us out of their concert It sucks that if I was on that, if that was a comedy poster, I'd be down at the bottom with... Wolfgang Van Halen.

Yeah, I'd be that. I just want to see DeLorde play drums again. You'd be David Draiman of Disturbed, you'd be Bobby Kelly from Bonfire. No, you'd be Rogan up top and all those, and then you'd be in the middle with Black Sabbath and that font, you'd be there. Well, it's part of the sphere. Yeah, I know, your sphere.

I have no sphere. The sphere fonts only go so small. Doesn't that make you feel bad when you do a festival though and you- I hate it, yeah, of course. There's no, I remember when Moontower did it and they had banners all over the city on the light posts of the comics faces

Yeah, and they didn't have me and I was like I'll take that hit but this sucks And then they're like come to the doing a ping-pong fest over at the theater You got to come so I went and as I walk in this ping-pong paddles with every comic on the festival And I was I was like hey do they have one of me and they're like no I was like, hey, do they have one of me? And they're like, no. I was like, fuck this place. They put us up on the polls once at Moon Tower, once or twice, when they were doing it. They don't do it anymore.

They don't do it this year. But yeah, they would. That was a few. Yeah, and any poster that comes out, for sure, yeah. And then the only time it feels OK is when it's alphabetical. What feels worse than alphabetical though, is when they do it alphabetical by importance. Like they do it alphabetical like headliners,

then alphabetical who gives a shit. Like pilots, you know what I mean? Like they restart alphabetizing it again. It's- Of importance. If it's all alphabetized and they just go from big font to little font, you accept that completely. The funniest is that, dude, when it's like, oh.

It just sucks that they can let you know what they think of you in a font. Isn't that crazy? It's like, what the f... How did I feel? I know. When you said, let's do this, I was like, let's have fun.

And then I show up, and you put me in a certain size font, and I hate myself. And by the way, it starts making you get upset with people who you don't have a problem with or actually like. So you're like, oh, I guess I'm a smaller font than Eric Griffin.

No problem with Eric at all, he's great. I love Eric, but he was a bigger font than me when you were just laughing. So yeah, you're just like, fuck, man. Oh, I guess I'm a smaller font than Eric Griffin. Is this how I find out? You remember when we did the nasty show? That was like the last fun Montreal we had.

Oh yeah. Me and you did the Nasty Show. Yeah, that was it. That was, uh, and that was all the girls on it. It was mostly girls, right, on our show? We were the only dudes. Oh. Oh, that one? Yeah.

No, that was not one of my favorites at all. Really? No. I had a blast. No, we, that was... Is that the one where Brad Williams was scaring the security guy had a fear of midgets No, that was a different one. That was the that was meatloaf sandwich a year. Oh, that was a good one, too That was a great that was one of the best times I ever had in Montreal

That one's what I'm thinking of know that other one. No way, dude We had Yamanika and Lisa Traeger on that show They couldn't wait to be in a fight with each other or somebody every day Was that the one we yeah where we were doing my podcast in one of the rooms in Yama, and you could try to come in and I shut the door and locked it? Probably. And she was yelling at us,

and she went, seriously, motherfuckers, if you don't open this door, I'm gonna fuck all you up. And we just heard silence, and then we were all scared to open the door. We were just like, you open it. I'm like, no, you open it. Just out there breathing. Yeah.

Was that after the pandemic? Was that going back or was that the 2019 year? I don't know. I can't remember. It was before pandemic. What was the one, oh, I was at the one when they had to put the HR statements up. That's when I knew it was over.

Oh yeah. When the fun was over. Oh, the land acknowledgement. When they had no harassing Back you couldn't say certain things in the green room anymore because it to offend other comedians really Yeah, cuz one I forget one of the comics went up to mrs. Pat at a bar miss Back then she was mrs. She divorced. That's who you know. I know mrs. Pat I know mr. Pat.

I know Mr. Pat too. You don't know him? Yeah, of course. He's a good guy. Yeah, comic went up to her and just started fucking and yelling at her. Mrs. Pat? Yeah. That's balls.

Weird, it was a French comic too. A lady? No, dude, dude. Oh really? And he spoke in a French weird accent that was fake. To me, you're a poop Mrs. Pat. He was being fucked up. To me, you're a poop, Mrs. Pat. He was being fucked up. He got kicked out of the festival.

Miss Pat. And then the next night they had all kinds of banners up, HR banners, like, don't say this, you can't say that. I wish a bitch would. I wish a bitch. I would fuck, last person I'd fuck with was Miss Pat. Miss Pat, a challenge your toy do. Remember when Miss Pat yelled at Yam, Anika did she?

Yeah, man, you go yam, Anika was dressed in a all American flag Spandex outfit okay at the and after the show we're at the ice cream store and she got mad at the dude the French dude Yeah, because he didn't know yeah, I do remember this she's like you gave all these white people motherfuckers prankled motherfucker She's an American flag miss passing shut your fat ass up. You're fucking up America It was fat on fat crime this white boy sprinkles yeah damn I'll tell you what across all race lines when you're a certain weight you should make yourself

to seen complaining about I'll tell you what, across all race lines, when you're a certain weight, you shouldn't make yourself too seen complaining about desserts in general. You shouldn't be like, this is a small piece of cake! If everybody looks over and you go, oh, I mean, no, nothing, this is perfect. This is a little too big, actually. Am I sharing this with somebody, please? It was one of the funniest sides,

you see a big black girl in an American flag tight outfit screaming, calling racist, Canada racist. You racist Canadian motherfuckers. That's what we say. You gave that skinny Canadian bitch more sprinkles. Why I gotta wait? Racist motherfucker, give me all three of my burgers.

Ha ha ha ha. Why don't I get free french fries? It wasn't a mistake motherfucker, I pushed french fries three times. Oh we assumed you just hit the button too many times. Huh? Why, because you racist? God damn. Well, god damn. God fucking damn.

I told this on skanks last night. You have herpes? I have herpes. You do? No, it's not a death sentence though, I'll just let you know.. I have herpes you do know it's not a death sentence So I'll just let you know if I'm not having an outbreak. It's almost impossible for you to catch. Yeah, you've been talking to Joe list I can't believe I don't have herpes Yeah, I can't do you know me girls. I was with that had herpes and I never got herpes Really? Yeah

Never got the herpes. I'd say good for you, but good for them, for knowing not to have sex with you during an outbreak. Yeah, I was kinda... I was like, I was getting prepared to get AIDS. I was definitely gonna get AIDS. Well, that was Patrice when he always told me how funny he thought Cory Holcomb was.

It was that, from a conversation he said they had where Cory Holcomb said that AIDS doesn't exist. And they were like, why do you think that? He goes, because I ain't got it. He's like, I don't know what a motherfucker would have to do to get AIDS, but I've done it all of it. I remember when I went, I was fucking so much raw dog at the time of peak AIDS and I went into it.

Well, you can't get AIDS from dogs. No, raw dog, no rubber. Yeah. It's a slogan. It's a thing. Slogan? Yeah, it's my slogan back in the day. Raw dog, back with Mrs. Pat and Mr. Pat.

Change the narrative to make slogan make sense. Yeah, that was my slogan. Bobby Kelly, raw dog. Can you just go? I said raw dog. Can you stop correcting? I am, I'm with it. I love it You're my you're a micro correct. No, it's your catchphrase and I'm okay with it. Jane goes like this raw dog

Excuse me, but your slogan stop catching shit through your micro now Fucking asshole. I'm the human cheesecloth. I just a fucking douchebag teacher waiting for a mistake Shut up you fat fuck and just let me tell a story just go with it Look at you fucking pale calf all day. I like that, oh, it's so pale. Oh my God. Anyways, yeah dude, I went into the doctor's, I was like, you know man, I definitely think I might have, I did some, I was with a girl who was real.

Aidsy. Aidsy, and he was like, do you get fucked in the ass? I was like, no. He goes, do you share needles with people? Do you hire and share needles? I go, no. I've been sober since I was 15. He goes, you're fine. Did you tell him that you keep needles up your ass?

Because that wasn't specific. I didn't tell him that. Oh, well, that could be the issue. I did do that. I kept my friends' needles. You never took any, you never got fucked in the ass, and you never used needles. Right. But you did put needles in your ass.

But I was trying to help the community. I was storing the old needles in my ass so kids didn't get them. Yeah, Bobby, a lot of people know Bobby's put needles in your ass but I was trying to help the community I was storing the the old Neil's in my ass so kids didn't get yeah Bobby a lot of people knows Bobby's asshole one point was a needle return yeah that's really they started that whole thing yeah you put him back in his asshole and then he pulls to two freshmen's out of your pocket and give them to you a lot about AIDS yeah none of us know a whole lot about AIDS it was shocking to me to have a doctor go, yeah, you don't get AIDS.

You can't get AIDS. He goes, you can't get AIDS from having sex with chicks. I was like, what? He goes, yeah, it's highly impossible to get AIDS. AIDS has gone like COVID though. No one talks about it anymore. No, we should bring it back. Do you even get AIDS anymore, or do you just get HIV

and then you manage that forever? You get HIV and manage that. Depends where you are in the world. Huh? Depends where you are. We get the good stuff here. Jacob, what do you do when you're on vacation in Florida not to get AIDS?

I mean, what do you mean? I'm not picking up a... What do you prepare? How do you do that? It's not difficult. When you're drinking up... To knock out AIDS down there? A lot of Haitian immigrants.

I'm not, I'm not in that area. I don't know if Haitians have AIDS, but it sounded good, didn't it? Jacob, when you're jerking off other guys in a mangrove bush back down in Florida on your vacation. You're separate. Okay. Yeah, look at that. It's pro, right now it's likely that you'll, that you will never develop AIDS if you have

HIV in 2025. It's great. It doesn't even say where, it doesn't matter have HIV in 2025. It's great. It doesn't even say where, it doesn't matter where you're at. It's great. You're fucking African bush people. So you can just have ass sex now. Huh? And not get it.

Yeah. Man. Well, I would say, Jacob, before you get your own subscription, Jacob, why don't you loan them some prep to let them see, guys, you got it right. I mean, the commercials are right there. The commercials. You got yourself a little bit of a prep.

Can I say something? Based on the commercials I have. I might need prep for 5'8 and above, guys. Oh. It's different levels of prep. Tall prep. I might need tall prep. Oh, that's called PT, prep tall.

Prep tall. I think my size is XLT, extra large tall. Bobby needs tall prep. I need tall prep. Yeah, because he's worried that there's still some part of his body that AIDS can get to, because he's taller than the prep that you use. Sorry, Jacob.

Let's talk prep. Let's talk prep. You and Max can use the same prep. Oh, you guys can use prep. Size small prep. How tall are you? How tall? It's boys.

It's boys prep. You have boys prep. But it's cheaper. That's better. You don't have to pay this much. It's true. It is. That's pretty exciting.

That is cool. Boy prep is way cheaper than tall prep and XL man prep. Oh my god, I have to pay so much more for tall things. We have a phone call. What is it? We have a phone call coming in? Yeah, Lou, is this worth going to? Yeah, go to it.

I really don't think it is unless they want to decipher whether this gentleman is drunk or... Well, let's not just put him on. Let's see what the... Was this you, Black Lou, who puts the description in? Yes, sir. I don't think you're the description.

Dana, Northern California, drunk or retarded. Wants to tell Cory film an update. Drunk or retarded? I think Cory has aarded. Once told Cory film an update, drunk or retarded? I think Cory has a new album, right? No. Yeah. In the midst of all this? I think he came out with new stuff.

I believe he said an announcement about a new music. Yeah, he's got new music he's out. I put it in the thing, it didn't get pinked. No. But I put it in the thing. The Joe, oh well, it was released in 2024. I think he's got new stuff. Oh, I think there's something new to celebrate

his entire career. Yeah, something. He's got a new album, talking about new music. Look, can we just hear this guy for a second? You're gonna take the reins if you're asking for it. Let's do it. I don't think I've heard the joke. Dana.

Dana, you're on the air, buddy. What's happening? Welcome to the bonfire Pull up an anirondack chair and put some marshmallows on the fire What's up, buddy doesn't sound you sound normal to me Yes, I'm not retarded or drunk. So thank you. You're welcome, dude Like the rest of this right guys because we're retarded and drunk. Haha. That's our thing Yeah, so Corey's home in yeah He decided that he was gonna do a cover album

And do everything in his Twitter and everything has been Absolutely beautiful. Yeah You should really take your time You're taking your time right now Yeah, he's got a whole bunch of new I guess not new songs that's cover songs no no, it's all cover songs. It's really hilarious. And you guys need to keep the update with Cory.

Oh, you know what, dude? Because Cory, he's going crazy, man. Bobby? He's going crazy. Yeah, what's up, Jack? Let's remake a magical moment in radio history. Remember Howard Stern made the girl, hey Dana

Would you sit on your speaker for me? I could try to make you come with my voice Let me know if you're gonna explode Dana Dana Dana Yeah, okay, I thought he was I thought he was chill. I thought he was hanging and jerking off. Hey Dana, do people still have subwoofers? Yeah. Hey Dana, do you have big house speakers? Do you have big subwoofer house speakers from 83?

Hum. Hum. Hum. Hum. Hey Dana, put your phone in your back pocket real quick. Hum. Hum. Hum.

Hum. Hum. Hum. Hum. Hum. Hum. Hum. Hum. Hum. Hum. Hum.

Dan did you come? Oh, not yet. Oh, I did. Hey. Alright, put it in your front pocket. Go ahead, Jake. Well, while Dan is, oh yeah. Hum.

Hum. Hum. Hum. Hum. Hum. Canada. Canada. Canada. You know what? I don't think he's going, zoo, ah, zoo, ah. Canada, Canada. You know what?

I don't think he's gonna come, but I will say this. Bobby, I like the middle of your theory there. Let's update the bit. No one's gonna fucking house speaker anymore. Nobody does. And if they do, you don't wanna hear that person come. They're fucking 70. Okay.

Let's see if a cell phone, sitting on a cell phone, on speaker, us humming, would work. The first girl is ready to call and let that happen to you. 866-969-1969, 69, get it? Noice. You have to be in panties though, not jeans, not thick jeans, not Japanese, dungaree. Okay, I'm not gonna sit here with Bobby

and start telling you and micromanaging how you're gonna you love micro everything no micro penis stole my little dick joke that I was gonna steal your business dude I'll never talk to you business so we'll watch a little Cory Fowler and then let us know Black Lou if a girl calls up because she wants to sit on her phone while we eat. Bobby definitely you're going to make her come. Listen to these basses. Humm, zoo, wah, ba, zoo, wah, ba, wow, zee, wow, zee, zee. The z's are good.

Wow, zee, hum, diddley, jump, wow, we, scum, diddley come barely do that. They'll come by that point, probably. We just made a kangaroo come in Australia. Probably. Because that kangaroo was sitting on a cell phone. Girl, stop being frigid. 8669 699 699. You gave too many numbers.

I did not. 9 866. There's no 9 up front. 8668. 866 six dude. I have dyslexia. Don't do that. I don't want to call HR, dude Seriously, I have dyslexia. Well, there's not a nine next to it though. I have ADHD I've numbered dysphoria and I don't need this. I have planar spasioid. I have I have a bad toe And I don't need your horse shit today Well, you don't need to say it if you're listening on the app because you just tap the app. That was the next thing I was gonna say. On the app you tap the app. How easy is that?

Get the app people. Get the app. If you want to listen to us in a very new functioning way We can just call in anytime you want push a button bang. App it. Yeah, I want to do it live where we make somebody come through their cell phone speaker while they're sitting on it but just in case for the Apple's is home and just kind of loop that just kind of loop hey let me ask you a question does it have to be girls no guys gonna no guy's gonna come from that. No girl's gonna either, but isn't that hotter?

Bobby, I've spent all weekend trying to make guys come. Can I please... Yeah, dude, this is a problem with me. I don't think sometimes... You just got into this sphere, and I know the first week of being in this sphere, you have to make a lot of guys come. Buddy, I am drunk. I'm up to my neck in guys come right now important men by the way of course Oh people that you thought were dead chomsky chomsky Chomsky is king of my chest I Know I'm in the biblical sense Where this work is everything called when you come a chomsky? Yeah, dude, he fucking chomsked all over my tits

Cory Felbin says one week from now you will get a chance to hear my a magnus opus Is it Magnus opus? I'm pretty sure it's a magnum opus Magnum I think it's a magnum opus. Is it Magnus? Magnum. I think it's Magnum. Yeah, it auto corrects to Magnum when you type in Magnus. Oh god. Oh poor guy. What a dummy. He's written it wrong so many times it stopped correcting him. Chance to hear my Magnus opus called characters and a few short weeks later You will get to experience the 3D Dolby Atmos version.

Okay. What? So here's a look at me producing that amazing Atmos version at Sugar Studios LA as I direct the shred solo. Christine, play this please. Oh, I see. So do you want to do like kind of back right corner, front left? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. And then straight to that corner, you know?

You know. You think the bass is drowning out my vocals? You know. You heard him, Nick. Oh, so he's doing the Dolby thing, so he's trying to tell you where he wants the sound to hit the room. Okay. Because he's that guy.

Yeah. A real school boo. I want to have it fling over here and then have it zigzag over there and down to the flim flume. He sounds exactly like Josh. Black Lou, take a break over there. You getting any data with women who want to come through a cell phone? There is a lovely lady calling, but she wanted to say that she's not going to sit on her phone.

Okay. She's in her car. Okay. But the vibration that you guys are doing is actually coming through the speakers and shaking her seat. Nice. It is nice.

That's okay. It might make her come though. It might if we have a couple more people add into it. Okay, guys. We need you. We need you. We're working in a car right here, okay? So we're gonna have to do our best.

Everybody. This is Trish in New Jersey. My Aunt Trish? Aunt Trish? No, not Aunt Trish in New Jersey my entrance and Trish No, not entrance. Oh, okay. You're definitely an aunt. Yeah, you're not a Trish interest would sit on her phone for me You're definitely an aunt and you definitely smoked in your 20s Yeah, my girl right now turn your speakers We're ready to fucking rock your Toyota Camry. Zombie war. I love her little raspy laugh.

Ready? Here we go. Let's go. I'm going to squirt. Zombie war. We everybody. Jacob. Jacob.

Zombie war. Christine, please. Zombie war. We have a zombie. You see. Zombie war. You see. We have a zombie sea A zombie sea A zombie sea Uh Trish, multiple orgasms or what?

Yeah Multiple orgasms? I don't know orgasms but serious tingles Okay, okay I like that If you're covered in cum, you're not getting with this guy. If you wanted to know.

Trish, how old are you? Oh, 62. Nice. 62? But you know what's impressive is to fuckin', we made a 60-year-old vagina feel something. Yeah. That's fuckin' great.

It's still dry, though. No, it's not dry, it's not dry. It's very special. Is it dry, is it wet, did we get a little juice going? It's a little tingly. Ooh, I like that. I'm a senior citizen. Oh Jesus Christ.

Oh my God. Is the government attacking you? Trish, the government's not trying to attack you, are they? No, no, I'm very scared of the government. Yeah, she's in Jersey. They're trying to attack you, are they? No, no, I'm very scared for the government. Yeah. She's in Jersey. She's not afraid of the Canadian government. Are you in Jersey, honey?

Thank you, Trish. I am. Bye, guys. Don't crash your car. Stop by Jay's new house. I'll give you the address. It's 714 Thomas Road. Yeah.

69 something drive. Wait, wait, wait. I didn't get that. I need Wade. Ooh. 714 Thomas Road 69 69 something drive 69 You're a dirty girl you want a little more trash Oh you make sure insatiable some everybody Good call Lou throat the word throw the name in there that gets him going even more. Oh, we know that from the next time We have for next time sweetie. Thanks for calling in. Anybody else, please call in.

Bobby, there's 50 girls waiting on the line to talk to us right now. How many, Lou, am I right? 50? Am I overestimating? No, we have zero. Zero? Okay, so I overestimated a little bit. I thought it was 50.

I could have sworn you held up five-oh. Was it just the oh? Was the other hand just being your hand? Were you just saying zero and this was just a hand? Because I read that as 50. Happy June 2nd, aka Happy Secret Surprise 22 Day. What? What?

Is two days special? Because it's the second day of the sixth month, making it a double 22 day, so I'm here with some big updates. Updates. On my upcoming single characters read all about what I have in store for this summer here. I can't wait. He celebrates 50 years in entertainment. Aw.

Oh look, they have him as little Tommy from the Friday the 13th movie with his bald head. I think that, I think he's been faking it. All this crazy shit, I think it's all a wrestling move. No, you're wrong, he's a retard. But this is a, he's genuinely a retarded guy. But this is great, go back up to that picture. How are you gonna be friends with him if you keep calling him a retard? We're past that, we're beyond that.

But this is crazy, this is gonna, the song's called Characters. I didn't realize it's about his characters he's played. And you know this guy, when he writes a song about something, he doesn't use any metaphor. this guy, when he writes a song about something, he doesn't use any metaphor. He just use, he goes, I remember when I was on the set of Friday the 13th,

and then the guy who played Jason was really nice. Stand by me was pretty crazy, Will Wheaton became a nerd. We're gonna, Dracula movie too? The Lost Boys was super fun fun hanging out with Corey Hain I got fucked in the bone. Yeah, Charlie Sheen Inspired by the Beatles he said what yeah, what the fuck why is that crazy you guys? Me I know he is well listen you got to work with him with the notes you can hit clearly

He's a Beatles. He's aA's new special coming out next year? Characters? SOTA's, yeah. Uh oh, it's a race to get it out. This is coming out in five days. Oh my God. So it's just, it's just. Remember when I was in the Goonies, that was crazy,

sloth was fun. He writes a song about something it's about something. Now he's Bob Kelly's lawyer. He has no nuance at all. He goes, hey write a song about heartbreak. You broke my heart, now I'm sad, living here heartbroken. Can you write a song about love? Sure.

Love is great, love is grand, makes me happy all the time. What about Christmas? Do you have any Christmas songs? Love is great, love is grand, makes me happy all the time. What about Christmas? Do you have any Christmas songs? Christmas time is coming up, fruitcake presents, Santa Claus, all your family with a tree, decorations. What about the war? The war going on is real bad, both sides could be wrong or right.

Why don't we just bring him home stop the fight this is the album yeah he really is just he's on the nose the song he goes he wrote a tribute to to yeah yeah that's please play remember to to to that's the this is him about him and Corey Haim We would stay up past the dark we would fucking sneak some booze What the fuck? When is this from? When the show was going on, the two Corey's? No, no, after he died. Oh, this is after he died?

Huh? This is after he died? After killing everybody. Now, let me ask you a question. The two Corey's, I remember watching the show. Sure. And I knew it was crazy, a crazy show, but he was singing at that time too, right? Oh, but he's been singing since.

He was in a band, right? Well, there's no band. But when he was singing at that time, I know it's bad, but was it as bad as it became later on? Always. It's always... Always horrific. What was the music he was singing at that time when he was on that show?

Can you find that one, Christine, of him? This is What's Up with the Youth, which is pretty terrible. You can play this one. What about when he was on that show, though? This was before the show. That was before the show. Oh, yeah, this is before that.

Right. This is early 90s. That's when girls were girls. Look at them, just naked in the crowd. What was the Howard Stern Show? Hey, can we get a bunch of Naked girls to show up and just do a show sure that was the Howard Stern show ah the best show channel 9 This is channel 9 Saturday night. I got it in Boston. We used to watch it all the time. I watched it was on phl 17 so good

What's up with the youth? What? What do you he forgets all I know Howard Stern's kind of doing his dance with him He's always been terrible Old white guy the coach until after they just have a black midget next to him There's an old guy with the shirt tuck. He looks like he coaches literally peewee football Yeah, he really

He's been terrible since the very beginning of music So Christine find that video though of him like it was like him and his friends in the house Like they had to like learn a whole routine form to sing to remember that yeah, that's what I'm talking about I remember him singing, but I remember it not being good, but I don't remember being as bad as it became Oh, yeah, no, it's just what it is It turns out if you take a piece of shit and produce it with high-tech equipment Right still just a piece of shit with a bunch of fucking beeps and blops on it It doesn't turn into a diamond it does not I was just still a piece of shit

Yeah, if you smoosh it down and compress it. It's just a little smaller piece of shit, okay This is the that this is one of my favorite all I've watched this thousands of times Yeah, I've seen that I'm talking about when he was under two Cory's This when he was on two Cory's he was not putting music out where you were like seeing videos and stuff like that didn't exist It wasn't the one episode. Didn't he sing on one of the episodes? Yeah, so he had a concert and they were to it probably I'm pretty sure but I don't remember it sticking out Like oh this guy's a fucking tool. I mean my favorite just starting dancing dude Corey Feldman starting dancing is the best thing ever goes. Are you guys ready? Being by the way, it's like starts going god bless them

And no one's reacting in the audience They're watching it like he's on a screen. It's a comedy club though, right? It's the improv They must be losing their mind like what the fuck is happening right now supposed to host and he just did a song That's fake they plug that in there. Yeah They must be losing their mind like what the fuck is happening right now. He was supposed to host it and he just did a song. Look at this man. That's fake. They plugged that in there. They just... Yeah.

Stronger... Something gets me up. Oh, he's wearing the other country's president's jacket. But he also forgets to... All the medals and fucking self-promoted military things. He also just forgets that the microphone's supposed to be near his face when you're lip-syncing He's in the gay military. Oh, yeah for sure Yeah, this guy's an admiral in the gavey

the gavey Stick it back you flip you shit Goddamn isn't it funny the recorded music these he's lip syncing to is equally as shitty as if he sang it live? Yeah. He can't get a good recording of it either. Zubatassin. But did you find the other one Christina was talking about?

I don't think so. I'm looking through everything. Nah, it's a bunch of his friends looking at him like dancing in a room. Couldn't they fix that and post that video? Like, make, they just didn't? No. For the TV show Oh, it was on it was good on your TV

You forget try at your best to watch an episode of like Cosby show or something It still has like that snow just like built-in like snow over the picture because it wasn't ready for high-def shit at all So like it's fun You never realize that when you watch TV at night You were getting the best picture remember when we go bad and you have to go fucking touch an antenna or something Yeah, so it's like it's the network TV was always terrible Reception yeah, we just didn't know it cuz we didn't know just what it was supposed to be. I didn't care Sometimes I would just watch a TV show that had we call them ghosts on them

They would just be like the same thing, because it's just like being presented weird. So it would have like a trail of like the people. 50, what was it, 56 and 38, which was Fox, the other networks, it was NBC, ABC, CBS. That was it. And then I had 56 and 38. Well then they did Fox, 56 and 38, Fox, before Fox came we had 19, or I'm 17 and 57 and those became up and WB channel

Which yeah up and channels, which is like a am radio type thing, but those were worse than network That was like creature double feature Wrestling was on 58. Mm-hmm wrestling. Here it is, buddy. This is it. I think this is it with his friends Yes This is it. I'll put this out on social media immediately. Corey Feldman, Young, top of the world. This is Lost Boys time. But you can imagine he's like, Hey guys, if you want to do my coke and stay at my unfurnished house, then you're gonna have to learn these dance moves with me.

My carpeted floor house. Wall to wall carpet. Hey guys, pay no attention to my dial thermostat. Even in the bathroom, there's carpet. Maybe dude, if you're gonna like want everything to have dancing in it, can you hang out with a black friend instead of having... He's trying to make his white friends have the lack of rhythm he has. He's got a black guy right there. Or did he just make a white guy turn into a black friend instead of having he's trying to make his white friends have the lack of rhythm he has a black guy right there but he's make a white guy turn into a black guy not supposed to be Michael Jackson molesting him is there other is there a lot of stuff playing is that Christine's I tell if it's horrible

or if there's two things oh yeah that's uh there's new edition of my buddies and imagine that we didn't realize we didn't know whether it was this song Do you know how embarrassed these other people are now not Not at all. These other guys in this video are so, their kids are like, dad, is this you? And he's like, yeah. Oh, embarrassed now? They're, yes. Oh no, they're not, I tell the kid,

oh dude, he had the best Coke. But he, no way. He had the best Coke. That kid in the glasses is like, fuck, why'd he get me to do this? And the black guy, the adult who's there, is the Coke dealer for sure. By the way, this is listed as a short film.

Of course it is. Well, he's because, you know why he did that. His thriller is called a short film. This is his thriller. Yeah, this is his thriller. Do you think he was yelling at the white guy in the red sweatshirt because he wasn't getting the moves right?

How many times do you think he yelled at him? Cut! Listen, man, I only have one more tape left. We need to get this shit. He's kind of making- What are you filming? I got a Moe's job. Yeah, I was just thinking that. Look at his need to get this shit. He's kind of we film. I got a most jobs Yeah, I was just thinking that we get a job. That's a totally different face Look at this guy over to the rest supposed to be the zombies

What about the guy behind him in a yellow shirt who has no acting abilities? Yeah, he just got dude That guy that guy actually needs coke to study the one in the. He's like, guys, I really just needed to study. I never picked up that this was him directly ripping off Thriller. They're all doing Thriller moves without the production, makeup, or anything else. Or cohesiveness, or ability to dance. Did he make him move all the furniture out of the room,

or do you think they had it? Oh, no. That's what the place looks like always. On the furnace? Yeah. He doesn't have a a TV because it gets in the way of his music videos He makes every night with his dumb fucking cokehead friends By the way, every guy in this his pants are so The jeans are so tight in the top. It's really hugging their dicks and balls. I miss those days Yeah, it's kind of a similar style of dance, because we grew up dancing together.

Look at this nose. No, he definitely got a nose job. He says he's had no plastic surgery, but I mean, his nose is, like, thin now. Christine, he also thinks he sings good. Well, Michael Jackson had a nose job, so did he. Yeah, he's delusional. He definitely got a nose job, for sure.

And good for him. It looks much better Good job Cory good job on the nose job. I don't know now. I'm looking at it now I don't maybe not know he might have not his face just grow around it finally Yeah, he might have a baby. That's a baby face. Maybe just became a man I think he just became a man because now it looks like his face is shrinking and his nose is looking big again God, he was good elf Whoa

Whoa, let him go Wow um I have Bobby Story to tell you that's pretty nutty really after the break no I don't know Twitter oh yeah, he's got? Nonstop all day. We're spying from my account, cause bonfires. Wait, what? No.

What? Ooh. Did you get blocked? Ooh. No, no, no, no. I've gotta be back on home. Let me switch back. Ooh.

There's no way. Ooh. Oh, that'd be great if he knows who you are. No, he doesn't. He definitely knows the show because I kick myself every day that I had He changed the the album cover because I I pointed out He put every mishmash during covet on the one of his album covers and it was a guy holding up a sign saying

I cannot I cannot breathe instead of I can't breathe and I pointed it out and then they corrected the album cover Oh, yeah, and I can't breathe kick myself for not getting it. they corrected the album cover. Oh yeah, I can't breathe. And I kick myself for not getting it before he corrected it. I have the version that says I cannot breathe. You have that? Mm-hmm. For real?

Double alb, double alb dude. That's a collector's item to me, priceless. Maybe it shows up in your life, Jacob, who knows? Surprising you caught that and not Jay. Bobby, I mean you couldn't not see it. It was just oh he wrote what I cannot breathe This is why I'm still alive being a dad was God's greatest gift to me. That's my boy Now my boys all grown up. Isn't he like fucked up? He's just

Just seems like it's kind of an ass Horace Eisen Horace Horace Eisen Horace Eisen Horace Eisen, right? Horace Eisen. Horace Eisen. What's on his nose? Uh...come. And first of all, that was a tough time of his life because he has a black fridge. Yeah. That's just an old black fridge. Oh yeah. No, this kid didn't grow up. Freezer on top. This kid didn't grow up with his dad. What's on the fridge? I always like to look on people's fridges. What is on there? Zoom in on the fridge see what he's got coupons a birthday party invitation. Oh

Zen I need to get him much closer than that. I Need us I need this right now. I Have to see what's on Corey always had the hottest girl Susie Feldman was so hot to me. I know Watch them all change. It says nipples Christine, please. Yeah What's that? Okay one dollar off of shit One dollar off coupon for it looks like burger. It's a turkey thing. No, no celebrate Celebrate turkeys. Yeah, look at the turkeys. Yeah, celebrate turkeys, but one dollar off Is this a Boston market? It might be it might be like a Panera

Maybe Panera's toe Ferkey toe Ferkey. Oh, he is a vegetarian Viggo, remember he's a vegan a coupon for smoothies and more punch card Two postcard invitations or something save two dollars on, it looks like maybe a Lipton ice tea? He has two smoothie punch cards, by the way. One on top of the other. Oh wow, look at that. What's it say on the top?

Manifesto, Wednesday Manifesto. Wild Manifesto. Health is mostly, that's just a fun little, that's just a fun little sticker. I remember every angel. Oh no, that wasn't a birthday card. That's Zen Feldman was a super student on that day. Oh.

What day was it? 1999. No, 2014. Like I said, 2014. 2014, 11 years ago. Poor his eyes is in. That's awesome. I know.

Good for you, Zen. Well, I think he's a mess right now. Is he? Yeah, I think his life's falling apart or something right? Didn't him and didn't Corey Feldman and his wife come on a TV Yes, it did a zoom and they were like he's off the rails He's all we don't know where he's at and he's but and then it's like then he just shows up rapping places Hey, I want to see him now covered in tattoos Horace Eisen Suzy Feldman, oh the old wife. Yeah, that's busted. So thatie Feldman. Oh, the old wife?

Yeah. Oh, she looks busted now. So that kid's from The Hot Wife? Yes. Wow, he really got all of Feldman on that one, huh? She aged now, it's a fish. No. Yeah, it's a fish, she's a, she's oof.

She's the Florida chick now. She looks like a biker chick now. What the fuck is Corey Heldman, artist, the man behind the love? He put out something after My Truth, The Rape of Two Corys? Oh, how dare you. Oh, how dare you. My truth.

This guy slide a documentary past me? You cocksucker. You've been in the sphere, dude. The sphere doesn't deal with Corey. Dickin' around in the fuckin' sphere. Is this gonna fuck with your sphere, coming back out and doing this? No. You sure?

No, not at all. You think Feldog's in the sphere? No. He wishes, dude. He's not in the sphere, but are you supposed to be around this type of stuff while you're in the sphere? Well, I step out of the sphere to do this. Okay.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, the bonfire? Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. You can't be in the sphere and the bonfire? You wouldn't even be able to hear me from the sphere. I can't stand you. Makes me sick I'm not in the sphere and the bonfire you wouldn't even be able to hear me from the sphere Makes me sick. I'm not in the sphere if I just came here all speared up. It'd be fucking freaky I should be in this fear make a call this weekend

I'm here for it. Oh wait what protest what what the fuck's happening? This is Cory Felwyn's post. I'm here for it. Oh wait, what protest no comeback King Wednesday Jesus he's trying to fucking throw the no Kings thing. No comeback Kings by promoting his own work. That's great What the fuck just kidding, you know Love everybody and just want all of us to stand together as love and light peace and love make love not war hashtag love and light, peace and love, make love not war. Hashtag love and life. Hashtag peace and love. I'm here for it. Oh wait, what protest?

Hashtag no comeback king, no comeback kings day. What the fuck? Just kidding. You know, hashtag love, hashtag everybody. And just want all of us to stand together as hashtag love and light, hashtag peace and love, hashtag make love not war. God bless us all. I mean the whole globe We all need some god right about now hashtag one true king hashtag lord have mercy

Damn what an idiot how much time he has on his hands oh Happy Friday the 13th from Tommy Jarvis with love yeah, remember he was bald little Tommy Jarvis hmm from Tommy Jarvis with love. Yeah, remember he was bald little Tommy Jarvis? Hmm. Tommy Jarvis. Yeah. Well, I guess the new song's coming out in a couple days. Remember when I was in Friday the 13th, Jason was scary, Camp Crystal Lake.

And then I went on, I was in the Gremlins for 15 minutes. Remember me in the beginning. Do you have anything about Jay Ogreston from the Bonfire? Jay Ogreston is really fat and really mean and he can't dance. Look at his Brian Wilson thing he has to point out. More sad news. So sad to say yet another rock legend has passed

and with him, a sound and a generation of Cali Beach music. My hashtag love and heart goes out to the Wilsons who I'm close with. with him a sound and a generation of Cali Beach music my Hashtag love and heart goes out to the Wilsons who I'm close with Daria And Carney and Mark and London who's part of their fam now? Let's say this Carney Wilson fat got it together posed and Playboy look great and Then I went back right to fat. Why does it say Fox News?

It says it says hashtag RIP Brian Wilson dash Fox News What is that? Why is that? What is that? Why is that it's even a hashtag? I know them What a jaguar, you know, there's enough negativity in the world. Brian Wilson looks like Man, Cardi Wilson look good in that photo shoot, huh? These look like Brendan Sagalow He really does it looks like Brendan Sagalow does he? Cardi Wilson looks so good and she was so Fat before? Is that her now? No, she went right back to fat. Can I see that? Is that her naked? Yeah, that's Playboy.

Playboy. I didn't see that. Little beaver. She got, no listen, she got together for this shoot and then went immediately back to fat. She has a nice little tiny little V beaver. Yeah, well they're covering a lot up too. She's definitely all stretched marked up.

You couldn't come down from the size she was. How fat was she? You don't't remember in the Wilson Phillips video when she's holding up the tree on top of the hill Yeah, don't you know change? You know a helicopter or a donkey brought to the top of that fucking mountain they were placed there They had to put it on a poor dog and it snapped They had to eat it at the top of the hill They just get up there she was eating one of its legs. Girls, it's the donkey or us. Don't worry, I'll kill it and cook it.

It's only 10 minutes down the hill, you fat fuck. Yeah, look at her, no way, dude. She was fucking, she was craned up there. Buddy, there's 100% nowhere she hiked up to the top. Did you know things Things could change. What happened to that one with the short hair? China? She's still hot, I think. Is she?

I think so. I think she held up hot. So hot. She's got a big nose. They all have big schnauzes. By the way, Quietly, she was pretty cute. The curly hair one, but no one gave a fuck about her. All you talk about is the hottest and the fattest. Yeah, look at the schnauzes on them Don't you know don't you know? This song probably at one point meant everything in the world to pristine thing

She couldn't wait to be fed on a beach and sing this. I really didn't want to be the fat one though The foul one, but I didn't want to be the fat one dude That's knew I was the fat one but I didn't want to be the fat one. Everything like that that people do with Legion of Skanks particularly when they go, oh look it's the Legion of Skanks and they're just pointing at three other people, you always know which one they mean to me. That hurts always. They go hey look it's the Legion of Skanks. So I guess I'm the fat one.

Which one's Lewis, bald? It makes me sad that they did the beach thing and When she went to wardrobe that day for the video shoot. It was just a big all her clothes are covering everything Oh god, no matter what yeah, they're like, okay Here's your beach cape full button-up shirt long sleeve and thick jeans Yeah, the other ones have a little nice little clothes on she's look at this one. She's dressed like a fucking lawyer Yeah, when you think car Listen, I'm talking to you wardrobe before the girls get here when you think of Carney think layers Lots of layer look at that. She's just like Sam Kittison

She's Sam. Get is an outfit Oh, I got it. All right. All right. I guarantee they exnate her covering her with sand and make her into a hot mermaid He goes all right, how about you girls are in bikinis and we bury Carney up to her and her neck and sand and we bury Carney up to her neck in sand. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, boy. God, every one she's just blacked out. Oh, oh, oh, oh. They had to black her out and every, look at that. Shoulder pads, full suit jacket.

I know. Damn, dude, it sucks. Every day she knew it. Christine, did you cry when they came out of the end of Bridesmaids? I didn't cry, but I was really excited about it. I was really excited they made a thing about that song and then they were there. I never saw the end of Bridesmaids.

They're on tour. They're doing a reunion tour. Yeah, the one's still hot. They're blonde. Oh, you know what? Maybe Courtney Wilson's not a big fat big anymore. I could be wrong. Which one is she?

She looks like she's already in that picture. She's the one in the middle. She's the middle. Bring them on YouTube performing now. Okay. The most recent performance. She's fat. We'll see if this tub of shit was able to turn it around.

There's a weight limit at this party. Don't you know? Things have changed. Tell you what, those naked photos of her are pretty she's pretty cute I got that episode that episode I got that issue When I get microcracked myself, don't worry. She's wearing that thing and it was I call that boosted Teacher just Let it go nobody cares if we fuck up a word here and there you No, you'd be surprised. We don't care. Nobody cares. Oh, god.

Fucking shit. Yeah. What happened? I'll tell you what happened. She ate her face off. Maybe this is 10 months ago. Maybe she lost some weight since then. Nah, dude.

Look it. She has the fat dance with one knee up, one knee down. It looks like she swallowed a tire, but sideways. Do you think the other girls are like, oh, they're surprised too when she shows up? What are we going to get? They're like, this is how you're supposed to look. What if they to when she shows up? What are we gonna get? I think I haven't seen her in like eight months. I hope I hope we're going on tour I mean you look good. I look you look at dude and she walks in just eating a burger. Hey girls

Do what if they were shooting her and they were like, hey, guess which of the three of us pose naked before Nope. Nope And they were like, hey, guess which of the three of us posed naked before? Nope, nope. Why wouldn't they put her in that fucking old fat suit that they had her in the first video? Because you don't have to be ashamed anymore. Now she's brave. You don't have to. Whatever that is, you should.

Do you know? Oh, fuck me, dude. She's going out in the front. Her stomach starts like Peter Griffin. Like, it goes like right to her pussy. Yeah, she has an alcoholic white guy stomach. Don't you know? She's built like Burt. Is that Burt? That might be Burt. Burt's built like Cardi Wilson. Oh no, it sucks. Look at her butt. She has a button down shirt and the top the bottom buttons are

like screaming for help. Oh my god. Look at those bottom buttons are like screaming for help oh my god look at those bottom buttons god damn it just she has she has that neck too fuck dude Oh BG Phillips look at BG Phillips commenting look at her signing in after her husband's in prison forever she's gonna just be fat you can't be you can't be that you either have to say fuck it just go be fat that's weird so weird So be oh cuz the sisters on there, too. That's right BG Phillips the sister with the hot one her Yeah, the hold on for one more day. Oh Is this call her daddy or is that Wilson Phillips is that the other girl from Wilson Phillips? Christine by the way watch the documentary you see the documentary on

Call her daddy now on Hulu. No. It's about the girl. No. Yeah. No. It's called Call Her Daddy, One Woman's Journey to Take Money Directly Out of the Pockets of the Bonfire. Yeah. I mean, directly.

Christine said she watched it and she started to almost like her for a minute and then was like, no, she sucks. We have to pay a Filipino just to get video out on the show. It's insane. It's 2025 and we have to pay a Filipino, hey guys video out on the show. It's insane. It's 2025 and we have to pay a Filipino, hey guys, we need video. It's the truth. Do you know why I said this to you on the phone the other day?

We're not talked about on those like, all like the gossipy comedy things because we have no video. We're the only podcast slash show operating in that universe that doesn't have video. It's crazy. And we do four shows a week. If we had video out every day, we'd be right in the mix conversation of all this.

Yeah, they'd be talking about how much we suck. And we're not. They'd be like, these two fucking assholes. They don't even know we exist. They don't even know we exist, which is worse than them going, these fucking yammering fatsoes. It's like being the redheaded girl from Wilson Phillips.

You're not fat enough to be a spectacle, and you're not hot enough to get laid. Yeah, let us be the fat of the hot chick. Who got a strawberry lemonade? It's a Wawa strawberry lemonade. Black Lou got it. That's just diabetes in a thing, right? Easy. What? Almost Juneteenth, dude.

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