The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Skankfest New Orleans 2025

Episode Date: December 4, 2025

Two Thousand campers gathered in New Orleans to witness the beauty of Jay & Bobby performing a live episode of The Bonfire! Joe DeRosa surprises the crowd with an appearance and a possible liaison with a trans woman named Kerri. Philly greats Tim Butterly and Shane Gillis jump on stage along with the hilarious Yameneika Saunders. This is Skankfest's 9th year and the first time they have invaded NOLA. This is only a portion of the performance- *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Ladies and gentlemen, Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly acknowledge the city of New Orleans is situated on the unseated traditional territory of Balbancha, or Place of Many Tongues. They honor the Chittamacha and other nations who have been caretakers of this land for centuries. Thank you. And now, the bonfire, live from Skankfest, New Orleans, with Big J. Okers. And Robert Kelly. What's up Skankfest? Welcome to the bonfire live from Skankfest, everyone.

Series X-Mfection Talk 103. I'm Big J. Ogerson. That is the great Robert Kelly. Ooh, boy, this crowd's hot. 25-Hundo deep. Jacob's shitting his pants. Yeah, Jacob is fucking panicking. been fucking panicking for fucking four months

look at little Paco look a little Filipino Paco run by he really committed to that fucking train car Asian look good God thank you guys all for fucking being here man this is an amazing

are you guys having an amazing Skang Fest so far everyone's getting laid you think who's not gotten laid just fucking sad dudes I haven't even seen a tit

What I haven't seen I saw Yamanika's tit in the back What? I thought I'd see more tits at Skankfest You haven't seen a tit? I haven't seen a tit There's one L.E. Stockholm just walking around with their tits out I haven't seen a tit What? Like a one-on-one tit Like hey-ball, what's up?

Zach sat with his tits on this couch for four and a half hours last night That was a I was here for that That was crazy I was watching Zach Dott Yeah, was that unraveling? Was that a person unraveling? What the hell happened?

He actually turned a different shade of green while he was up there. Everything's so beautiful. We're watching Zach die in real time. Aww. Yeah, he kissed another man's penis last night. By the way, that's something when he did it,

he was like, whenever that comes up, everybody was going to cheer, like, yo, that was nuts. Remember Zach did that? And 15 people and 2,500 went, that was the guy who got his dick kissed that's why is the guy who got his dick kissed here oh it was a comic it was a comic that is the worst to be it's not bad for zach to kiss yeah just walk by confident anyways it's cock sucker gee mark he plays by his own rules he walked by like he owned the place yeah the guy who got his dick kiss i think it's worse for him you know what

i mean zack zack kissing a dick is like all right i get it oh this guy has a family oh he's a guy who's a guy who who's had his dick kissed that's worse so therefore he's got to face life in a different way yeah yeah i no but you could always show the picture who kissed your dick and be like this fucking goofball clown yeah he was painted green one of me gonna not him kiss my dick it was out it was not the dick i would have to kiss by the way if you had to kiss the dick of this festival who would it be let's go to the callers both of our dicks you have to push our belly button so they'll pop out what no don't say that to people out loud.

I told you, that was pillow talk, dude. These guys are dressed up. I like the fucking crowd here at Skangfest. They come for the fucking festival. I love I love that dressed up at Skagfest is just his characters. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, no one's wearing a suit. Yeah, why would you fuck would you wear a suit here, dude? You're

going to get puk and come on you from somebody. What's this look? White trash? Is that the theme? Joe Dirt. Oh, I was in funny. I was like, what is it white trash? And they were like, we're not wearing costumes dude fuck off they're just from New Orleans these are my short shorts

are you from here you guys fucking hunt gator and shit like that now what you do you do any weird shit you ever show your tits I'm talking to him honey back out of this you have a Louisiana tattoo on your ass

on your ass why what pot of your ass what are you a fucking black NFL player right cheek. Really? The whole state? Yes. Really? Can we see it? I guess. She has a wave

in the middle of it. She has a wave and a pile of dead black people on Katrina. No, it's good. I don't agree with the artwork, but it is the detail work. No, shut up. The line work. Do you guys even care about tattoos? By her pussy is the flood zone. That'd be great. If you could squirt Katrina onto your own fucking butt tattoo? If all your jizz came out of Ward 5.

Hear me out, dude. Fucker Pile Driver style. And then fucking really dig in there for that squirt and let it fucking wave over one part. There's a star he aims for. There's a star he aims for? Yeah. Was it J?

For New Orleans. Where New Orleans is. It's in New Orleans. That's where you have the star. And you try to come on the star? Yeah. That's not a lot of cum. Are you Jewish also? No.

Is that a Jewish star? on your arm? No. Huh? No. It's not. What is that? It's a sign. It's a bad. Just a son. No, on that side. That's not the Jewish Star, am I crazy? Let me see it real quick. That's not your Judaism here. No, that's a fidget spinner. Very It's a smiley face flower and it's not even a real tattoo. Yay. It's not a real tattoo. You can put on press on tattoos on this guy. You guys aren't, you probably have a fucking Bernadoodle, you have all kinds of shit. You're not even real rednecks,

are you? No. You guys don't even fucking belong here. Get this fuckers out of here. I bet your pussy hatter doesn't even go down your legs like a lot of the girls here. I think you wear slip-ons with no socks, don't you, you a pussy?

I have a master's degree. And I work in a master's degree. I work in it. Both these people are fighting, trying not to take meth this weekend. I work in HR. You work in HR. You fired half this crowd. Hey, these two chubby guys, get them the

fuck out. You can see down there. Seeing him down there is making me think we need to introduce our fucking crew. We got our crew in the house here at the bonfire. Everybody comes out. It's not just me and Bobby. We brought it out. Where's our illustrious?

The reason we're all allowed to laugh in the room. Black Lou, where are you at? Black Lou. Where's Black Lou? Here he comes. Yeah, what's up? Yeah, what's up? Yeah. Oh, man.

You guys didn't guess he was so black when you here. hear him. They do. We have our, where is he? Where's our little guy? He's right over there. He's right behind the curtain. Wait. Oh, he wants to come out of a stage. Oh, he's going to do a stage. Oh, okay. Everybody, you know him and love him. How could you not,

everyone? The Mousiest little guy in the whole land. It's everyone's favorite. Jacob Battott. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. You're going to cry. Yeah. How does it make you feel, Jacob? I mean, it feels pretty good.

Put Jacob's microphone on. What's that? No, it's on, Jay. Oh, oh. Sorry. Yeah, it feels pretty good. Pretty good. Project, dude.

There's 2,500 people here staring at you. I mean, I don't, yeah, it feels great to be here. I don't know what to say, Jay. All right, Jesus Christ. How about the, I'm afraid Bobby's going to be upset. You think Bobby's going to be upset? Why? We'll get into this in a few minutes.

Oh, Jesus. There's something we've got to talk about. He's got me on edge. Bobby's got you on edge? You got me on. All right, we'll talk about it in a few minutes. We got to introduce everybody. Don't be going to fucking sick in the mind.

You got the person that none of this. would happen you wouldn't be here unless she did all the hard work Christine Evans everybody she fucked up her intro she's taking a sip of Diet Coke Christine get up here she was drinking a soda the fuck are you doing there she is Christine Emmen! She brings you Skagfest with Rebecca and Lewis. Look how beautiful you are.

You look so good. You look great. Your hair is great. The outfit's great. I love the little Gucci Uchi, your bag slut. It is Gucci. It is?

I got it secondhand, but it's Gucci. Yo, it's like listening to Two Bitches talk. Christine Evans, everybody. You know. You know what she does. General Christine is sexy. Huh? General Christine is sexy.

General Christine? Yes. Oh, and she's like working the festival? Gangfest Christine. Yeah, I know, dude. She boned you up nice. Yeah. Jacob says Festival Christine could get it.

She is. And the show, the bonfire, of course, doesn't happen, or you would like it much less if he wasn't here, everyone. For the first year, Stone Sober at Skangfest. Yeah! The great. DJ Lou returns. If you suck my pussy, baby, I suck your dick.

I do it to you, honey. Tell I make you shit. She's a pig. Make him say, uh, uh, na, na, na, nah, na, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, hell yeah. Yo. Stone's sober.

I had no fucking idea that Jacob was no limit man That's crazy Jacob's a no limit soldier Also it doesn't get said enough here Because he's been doing it all fucking weekend But the amazing artist Chris Rogers Always live painting out I love it

I love it You're about to announce Chris And Paco thought you were going to say his name Paco Give it up for Paco everybody Come here Also Paco But Chris didn't even get his full thing

you gave Baco in the middle of Chris's thing because Paco almost cried Paco hang in there Chris Rogers everybody the amazing artist and yeah dude fucking Filipino All-Star fucking Paco everyone

makes a noise for Baco he cuts his hair super Asianese so we can laugh at him dude when you started announcing Chris Paco's eyebrows went up and he started to muster up like he had to make a speech that was Rocky 5 remember in the ring Rocky 5? I want to thank someone with an angel on my shoulder.

Chris Rogers, the artist. Fuck you, Paco. Boo. Paco is a part of the bonfire. He comes in every week to film us with his Chinese talents. He'll do anything you want. He's What the fuck was that? I'm thinking about it, dude. He drank. You haven't done fat guy shit in around eight months. You had late night burgers, didn't you? No, I didn't. No, it's, I'm thinking about when Paco spit

dude you oh dude you spit coffee in the Paco's mouth and he just swallowed it yeah that's actually gayer than Zach kissing that guy's dick it's definitely tells you how bad Filipino food must be

Pacca why do you have such an iron stomach that you're able to sustain like swallowing spit from another man and all of his innards one of them had mouth wash in it do you remember that do you go home and throw up afterwards you just keep it down and then what just shit it out with all the

fish heads another nonsense sheet fish head 11 toothpicks oh there's bobby's mouthwash don't forget my zins you fucking zins are gross as shit what's been your favorite part of the festival

so far I saw you riding a ferris wheel with uh Mike figs so that's safe so that rides I did. I rode the Ferris wheel last night. It was fun. Nobody's riding the fucking rides. I like the rides. I'll tell you, I run on the Roundup. I'll go again. I'll go right

after this show again on the fucking Roundup. I'm not going on the Roundup. I was on the Roundup as a little kid and one of the kids puked and it just hit all of us in the face. On the Roundup? No. Pute's supposed to fucking whack. Should hit you right back. Maybe the person there. Dude, it went

and it went around. And everybody got a little spittle of puke. And then it smelled like puk. And then we all puked at Canterby Lake in New Hampshire. It's a fuck. What's up, motherfucker? This is a short story you wrote in high school? That sounds crazy. What? You know what I'm talking about? The Turkish twist.

Yeah, baby. I don't like spinny rides. I like rides to do this. Do that guy's an all-school fucking Patriots fan. Look at that right there. Big Patriots fan? Dude, talk to Bobby. You know what? It's fair. It's football Sundays tomorrow. Talk to Bobby about the upcoming game and what's going to happen in it.

You're an asshole. You know. Listen, you're a big Patriots fan, right? They play on Thursday, dude. Talk to Bobby about the game, and what happened? It's called the buy week. No, this is not fair. Get over here, sir. Stand up.

Please, if you wouldn't mind, if you wouldn't mind standing up for me. I just have a little back and forth, Bobby about the game. I'm smoking and joined anyway. It's fine. What's up, dude? Drake May, right? Yeah, Drake May, the quarterback. He's kicking ass this year.

Very unexpected. We didn't think he was going to do that good. Games have been close, but the last couple of games fucking nailing it. 100% throws a lot of interception though he's got to get that out of control he's not number 12 Bobby tell him what was your favorite part of the game

on Thursday? Favorite part of the game on Thursday was the the D route that he threw that was to the touchdown the D route to the touchdown was to the touchdown yeah to the touchdown all right Bobby I know you don't understand football words I didn't know you're gonna fucking fall to pieces on me yeah they did the uh they ran through the line where the where the end of it is.

I don't like that a man with fingernail polish and eye shadow is fucking with me about sports. I'm so confident by masculinity. Sure I wear nail polish, but I lays down that dick. You know what I'm talking about dude in the green. I think I can tell I lays that dick. Bob, you still lays that dick, I bet.

Does it suck for you that you're married and you can't even have wonderful flirtations with all of the sluts throwing themselves at you here? No, I've had some flirtations. I can flirt. It's not a bad thing. Where's the flirting stop for you? Can you suck a tit? Yeah, I think I could suck a tit. You can suck a tit?

It depends on how I suck it. I can't put two tits together and suck them, but one tit at a time. Your marriage is fine. I'm fine, I think. One tit. One tit, kiss it like a child. No, no, that's too intimate, dude. I say maybe if you do like a milking motion burger, it's funny. He goes, oh, it was in the moment. Everyone was laughing.

The titties were out. I can't turn into a monkey. I can't do that. Well, that wasn't a tit. That was a cock in your mouth. What was that pantomime? That was muscle memory, no? What the hell was that?

That's not how you suck tits. That's not how I do it. No, Bobby. That's not how I part to do it. I'm a two-hand, a lot of base work. And then just like a thumb under the helmet. thing do you bite the nipple or do you do you bite the nipple a little bit and a little gnar and on it oh but chick I'll go back on that I'm sorry do I bite a chick's

nipple a little bit yeah yeah like a soft little bit no not like that what are you doing trying to saw it off I I call this the Hellraiser yeah here's a noise you never want to hear when you're fucking do you bite nips I do this I bite him on the side, like a cigar. I go like, ah, cha, cha, cha, cha. And that way I can look up with them like this, side eyes. Yeah? You want to do the other one?

I had a girl one time, really thin, blonde girl, hot, and we got, we were getting in bed to fuck, and she goes, I want to tell you something, I got weird nipples. I was like, what are you talking about? They're big. I was like, they're fine. She took them out, and they under.

folded like a fucking oh my god like one of those things in front of the car salesman place no shit but there's a thing it looked like little light switches but oh but it came on it like dude but did it come alive like when you like when you open an air mattress yeah you let it like it breathes and then like it becomes nipple and then they just stood up and I was freaked out for a couple of minutes sure but then I liked them a lot I like that really yeah you got to chew on those bad boys I probably can't feel the last half finch. I put one in my ear and I just fucked my ear. I assume

if a girl's nipples are too big, the ends of the must be chafed to shit. Just raw, like fucking weightlifting scows. I like the nipple that just fades into the tit. Aw. You know what I mean? Yeah, a child. I like a big chubby girl nipple, you know what I mean? Where it just got so big, it mushed out the nipple, too.

Like it was supposed to be a small tit, but it fatly stretched the nipple out over a small tit to be a big tit. Yeah, it's like a... Everyone, the crowd just hit too hard to home And here, everyone's like, all right, we're doing the best we can with what we got, motherfucker, okay? I thought this is like jugglers.

We're supposed to all feel sexy here. You're being Bobby throwing stones. Look at all these fat pigs, right? High five. If you're lucky, I'll let you suck my dick. What's your favorite part so far? That last thing I just did about let everybody suck my dick. I like riding that roundup, right?

The fights have been fucking great. The fights have been fun as shit. Who won the fight, by the way? Harrington won the fight. He did. Yeah, pretty decidedly. Like convincingly? Pretty fucking convincingly, yeah.

Jake was in another world, and he was blocking with his face mostly. They had through a couple body shots. And then they would hug a lot, and I think he would get tripped out by, The amount of back moles Harrington has it. I don't say you should go to see a doctor, but I'm going to get them a dermatologist, I think, for some of those.

It's bad if they change, right? Yeah. I thought I saw them change in the fight. One of them grew hair during the fight. It got older? Yeah, but no, Harrington won pretty easily. It looked like it. I mean, but they went through the third round.

It was pretty great. Then they stopped it. Paco stopped it. I say early stoppage. Did he stop it with a spinning back fist and a hot-cha? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He went, no, no, no, it goes, trouble, trouble. Trouble, up ahead, Indiana.

You guys, don't fight. We love each other. Yeah, everybody don't fight, everybody, dance. And he just stuck up there doing a weird thing. Is he the only Asian in this place? Huh? Yeah, I haven't seen one other Asian here. There's four?

How do you know? You guys getting together for a dim sum tomorrow? Yeah. What did you guys all meet in the dojo stage? You've seen the four other Asians? Do you guys do something when you see each other? you bow get the fuck out of here that'd be great

I love a bow have you met them actually where are their names any good Asiany ones you called one Fatter You I know you're talking about no I know you talk about I saw him I literally said oh I know Fatter You

he's from Austin I think Yeah I've seen Fatter U's gotta be here Yeah Fatter U is here Damn dude Black Lou you're scaring the shit Of this fucking white hillbilly in front of you You guys never seen a doo rag before We had a gun in his face too seconds later

Hey son you got extra tickets for that Saints game No there's just one guy that his friend said like Oh you're just a fatter Paco So that's I met him he's like I'm fat Paco And then what did you guys fight? I said oh that sucks dude Good one yeah wow Wow I really lit up the crowd on that story I know but you know make something up something Chinese he happened

Then we met on the fucking battlegrounds we fought in that karate kit two castle do a flip in front of the stage do a fucking flip dude do that dance move i love that you do dance paco come out here and dance paco get up here and dance for people come over and dance paco you'll do anything get up here and dance paco paco oh fuck you're an asshole fuck you get off the stage and come around the stairs don't make me and bobby feel like shit you fucking cunt A piece of shit. Fuck you. Oh my God, look who I see.

Look who's over there in the wings with just an angry face. Oh, Christ. And it's not Jacob. It's Pago. No. Paco dance for everybody for a second. For 10 seconds straight.

Nothing drops panties for a disappointing Asian penis like breakdancing. He just lost. He just lost his phone on the chest. Oh, I thought he was still doing the worm. That really bugs me that you can do that. Paco, a jump flip off the stage. Oh, I hate that. Everybody, who do I spy with my little eye?

Is it the man himself? Joe, motherfuckin de Rose in the house? Joey! Coming out to hang with your boys. Thank you. Hi, guys. Hey, buddy. Go, hey.

Skag Fest. Nothing. It's always a pleasure to be here on the It Should Have Been Me Show. The, uh... Yeah. Well, you should be a nice at a jay, asshole. You sound...

I don't miss the six-figure a year salary to come out once a year for seven minutes at Skagfest. Oh. It is nice. You're getting six figures? Oh, no, no. How are you guys? We're doing good.

Are you enjoying the festival? You're like one of the princes of this festival every year. I love this festival. I love all the skanks meeting all of you. You guys are fucking amazing. This is a beautiful experience. You've had a sexual awakening at this festival. You've had so many legendary moments. What's going to happen? How do you turn it up this year? You don't turn it up. You don't turn it up. You just turn it on and trust the process.

That's the problem with Pink Floyd. They kept going. They should have stopped after the wall. That's it. No more. I know when I had a hit record. So that's it. No more boozing. No, I'm boozing. No more hard drugs No I think Joe is the own One of the only comics

That does the festival right Because you get fucking trashed Yeah You get as fucked up as them God help this 8 p.m. show I'm on Yeah he's been drinking since four I took two naps today Two naps, that's elderly

Look you're smoking a full joint drinking a white claw You're doing it I'm not judging you No no no I'm not saying judgment I'm saying you're you're putting it in Yeah but no but I'm not go you go Hard yeah

I gotta keep talking to a fucking microphone I like it about you dude I like it about you dude You got jacked off by a trans Last year on a show Two years ago, sorry And last year but not on a show And then last year but that was just for funsies Why is it enough to stop two years ago

I don't think it does dude Are there trans here this year there's got to be There's been a reason I'm accused of behind their backs There's a lady That guy has a blonde wig on, what about him? That's a trans lady That's that Carrie lady, I believe Is that her?

Get up here Get up here, trans carry You trans son of a bitch you Is she trans, really? Come on down No, no, we met her last night What's your fucking deal? Oh, trans Gary

Hey Oh, I thought she was gonna paco on to the stage Yeah, she jumps up Go for it, show she's still a guy Bruce Jenner? Yeah. How you doing? We've got a microphone over there.

Yeah, you should grab it. I mean, the microphone. How you doing? Come over here, so everybody can see you. Carry. Move up a little bit. I'm asking for a friend. If you would fuck a girl, would it be Joe De Rosa?

Yes. Yay. I'm flattered, Carrie. You're a comedian. No, God. You're not a comedian? No, I make TikTok. You make TikToks.

It's pretty low bar. All right. It's her. I know. I bet if you go right now to her TikTok, it says, followed by Robert Kelly Live. I have to change my Bobby to Bobby I.e. at the end. So do you like, is there any comics you think of Hot?

I mean, obviously, I love Jim Norton. Why do, why do, why do? What is the attract? Do you like fucking worms that live in apples? What is, what the fuck is the attraction with him? I know what it is. Because he looks like a post-op vagina. Oh, that's right.

He looks like a cut-off penis. Why? There's something hot in his self-confidence. About who? Jim Norton that goes, I suck. You think he includes self-confidence? That is a weird take. Yeah, like he likes it.

He's out and proud. Oh, that part? Yeah, I love it. Okay, great. I think it's amazing. So if you're out and proud, that's attractive to you? What if you were out and not proud of it? What if you hate yourself, secretly?

Hideous. Have you ever been with a comic? No. Name names. Name names. That's a fucking... Three names went through her head during that pause. I can only dream about Joe DeRosa.

Really? We can... She said she can only dream about Joe DeRosa. Oh, you can't? No, you can't. you can have. That's a fucking reality. Free attainable. Yeah, around 9.30, you could have him.

930, 5.30. Before the show. Joe's going to be fucking sleepy during that 8 o'clock show. Hey, guys. You're going to start doing the Chappelle talking to your cigarette? I don't know, guys. Wait, though. Wait, wait, wait, wait. We got to make sure, because DeRosa's not going to be interested.

Do you still have... Oh, yeah, I'm keeping it for a friend. Oh, good. All right. Joe's back in. Yeah, don't you dare ever get rid of it. Do you... It's what makes me special. Do you... That makes you a unicorn.

Do you hope it's bigger than yours, or do you not care? It's bigger. The bird? Yeah, her bird. The bigger, the better, I think. Yeah. It's like, if I go to a restaurant, I don't want a meal I could cook. Yeah.

Buddy. Can I bear... You just got black love from that. That means you're all right. You're all good in the hood. I'll tell you something Thank you Can I bear my soul

Can I bear my soul to hear it bitch Not I'm not into it But if I was I'd be like yeah dude Bring on the heat Yeah Yeah yeah

We're gonna get wet Let's go swimming How big your weas I know that you would Would you have a Would you ever go down On them Yeah you know what

In time I would But it's a thing You gotta build up to That's gonna be at least seven, eight minutes in. Yeah. Yeah, you don't run straight into it, you know what I mean?

But, like, yeah, in time, I probably would. Would you treat it like a vagina, or would you treat it like a cock? How could you treat it like a vagina? I don't understand. Looks like you're treating it like a cock to me. Just like eat out the dick hole? You know what I mean?

Is that any three pussies? Yeah. Are you going to get down, or you're just going to... I wouldn't want to go... I wouldn't want to go straight into soon. You know what I mean? Because, here's why. Because I'd be afraid I might gag.

You know what I mean? I don't want to go, because I'm not ready. If I'm going to gag, I want to go like that. I wouldn't be ready for the, you know what I'm saying? I'd say the move would be, if I can suggest. By all I mean. You would start, you'd be laying down.

Here's what I'm picturing. Can we do it? Yeah. Can we do it? Okay, if you'll lay down for me, Joe? Here's what I'm picturing. Do you want to? Here's what's said.

I swear to God my bird just moved. So I gave you a little bit of that fucking dumper, dude. Oh, yeah, look at you. No, who's who? Who's who? Drink it in, buddy. Fucking. Yeah, you got a little.

No, no, no, no. No, no. He's self-conscious about his really small. Where are you going? No, I don't want you to see. Wait, so what am I doing? I'm laying down here? Yeah, yeah.

I'm stuffing. You're laying down? Isn't this where Uncle Lasers' cock was last? night. Jesus. All right. I was there. This is nuts. Look at that load patch. This is nuts. So here's what I'm thinking. Now what happened? If I were and your name again, Kerry,

what I would do is I'd say I'm going to start by sucking your shit, right? I'm down here sucking your shit. I'm going to work on it. Okay. But slowly I'm swinging over. Okay. Slowly. Yeah. Get used to it. Now you're tugging me

off a little bit. Oh, of course. Yeah, you're tugging me off a little bit. And I'm fucking pound you out like this. Okay. And then I'm coming around a little bit more, getting it closer to you. Yeah. And then eventually I just flopping in your fucking Oh, get up. And then he jit. And then

we're fucking 69ing. Yeah. That's how fast I would have come. And then Joe spilled quick. Exactly. I'm impressed with that game of Twister gay twister. Thank you. Thank you. And these are my tightest jeans. I was actually, were you not amazed that Jake kept himself up for that one? I mean, look at it. He almost died

but yeah, it was fucking wild. Don't make me get that into my tank top, dude. Yeah, no. So, if Joe wanted to hook, are you attracted to Joe at all? He's a stud. No, that's a fucking lie. That's your first lie tonight. Are you even

trans? Joe's. He's legitimately Let me ask you a question real quick. Out of the three of us, who would be your first pick? If, you know, just sex, not related. Just know it's going to hurt no matter what. Yeah. So, I'm a huge skanks fan, so it would have to be, it would

be Jay. But he doesn't, yeah, yeah, yeah, I would, sorry, bro. Sorry, Joe. Sorry, Joe. That hurt, didn't. Whatever, dude, I don't even like her anyway. Dude, when you're sucking her dick, she's going to be seeing my face.

Jay. Yeah. That's the fuck. That's true. that would really ruin it yeah who would be your second go ahead who would be your second

you know I'm sorry I love you holy shit dude you're a fellow New Hampshire person but I would go with wait who's the second I would go

Bobby Bobby you know what fuck you bitch dummy whoa wait wait stop stop she said listen she said sorry Bobby I'd go with Joe you fucking sissy

relax Oh, I'm a sissy just because I want to suck some chicks, cock. Oh, is that who you are? No, I'm saying... You're that guy now. I'm saying that she picked you. Oh, okay. She picked you.

Okay. It's too little, too late out of you. Oh, no, I think it's big. I bet it's not too little. I think it's big in the time is now. It doesn't. It's, you can't fuck a girl after she picks Jay first, because I'm just going to think of you the whole time.

Yeah, it's... You're welcome. All right. Do you remember, Joe? Come up, come on. Do you remember, this reminds me, and this is how you must have felt, dude, because I saw. Wait, wait, wait, Jacob, what's up?

What's wrong, buddy? No, I don't want to break up this new love, but we have to go to a break. What's up? We have to go to a break? Why? Let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question.

What the fuck is wrong with you, but what's going on? There's something out. I heard you guys. Nothing's wrong. I heard, there's, by the way, rumblings at the hotel. Come here. Can I tell you there's rumblings at the hotel? that you and Bobby are fighting in the halls.

I've heard more than one people outside of the hotel be like, Bobby and Jacob, okay? It was a bit one-sided. Oh, what happened? Jacob? What happened? It wasn't just the halls. It was in the parking lot.

It was in front of the hotel. It was in front of the hotel. The parking lot? We don't even have cars here. You guys don't understand. Jacob gets very nervous, and he gets very neurotic. And he's like, Bobby,

when are we gonna what are we and I'm like dude we'll figure it out we'll figure it out this is weeks of this and then out front I was like he's like Bobby can we go and I was like dude I got a lot to do I'm I'm gonna get to it we're good everything's happening you just get to give me a beat I got to go do this thing just give me a beat and he went so 11 a.m. tomorrow I went what the fuck you got to stop I know what it is I know what it is I know why you're all fucked up I'm a professional no That's the reason. Jacob, Jacob, Jacob, Jacob, Jacob, Jacob.

There's been, there's been, there's been tension in the studio for sure. I'm going to tell you why. You know why? Why? Because you haven't seen your guys. You haven't seen Shane, you haven't seen Tim. Oh, Dan's not coming until tomorrow, and you leave tomorrow. You don't know that.

You've seen them? No, I have not seen them. Exactly. They haven't sought you out? No, and if you must know, I'm going to be flying home as Dan is flying in. I liken, this might not be the crowd for it, but it's kind of like the Titanic and the Olympic passing on the Atlantic on that fateful night. Except nobody's drowning, but I'm not going to see him. I guess he's not going to be able to take you off for franchise stakes.

But it's cool. You're so bummed that. You haven't seen anybody. Shane, not once. You miss your guys. You know what I think this calls for? I'm here for you know what I think this calls for? A live episode of Jacob likes Guy

instead of a live student audience right now at Skagfest. Jacob loves guys. Jacob loves guys right now. Are you ready? Let's do it. Can I say something? Yes. We got to take a commercial break, Jacob.

That's correct. So we will come back. Are we letting this lovely couple go suck each other's dicks? Yeah, right now. You go suck each other's dicks right now. Let's go. We've got to take a break. Come on.

What are you doing? No, Kerry's raping you. Let's go, Jay. Are we leaving? We'll be right back. Want me to stand kind of supportively? No, no, no. I get to sit on the stool next to Big J. O'Gerson.

Shut up. Whoa. You didn't know we were stool buds already? Wow. Huh? Shane is here? Oh, how about it for one more? And the final Jacob and top player,

Shane Gillis. Coming back to the playhouse. There's Yamanica. Hey. We got Joe de Rosa back there, too. Get Yamanika. Didn't we go over all this? Bobby just keeps inviting more and more people on stage.

Yeah, you want to see. What? You look a little weird. You want this seat? I look weird. Yeah, you look, it's short. You look short. Oh, no, that's all right. You good? Yeah. Fuck stools. I got to say, Tim, you fucking killed it.

Did you guys didn't know I could fucking sing like that? I did know. I mean, I didn't know, but I knew. I knew when I see you could sing. Oh, Yamaneke, everybody. Hello, thank you. What a blessing. What a blessing. Did you guys enjoy my acting? I was so... Thank you. You took us there.

I know it took a lot for you to smash Jacob's stupid face between your tits. No, I want to, next year, I'm going to do the naked comedy roast. Are you? Yeah, I'm going to get down 20 more pounds and then have to have the skin removal surgery. And I'll do it. I will, I will. Well, it might need a host if Zach doesn't make some changes. Oh, no, I love Zachie.

Don't do that. Yeah, we love him too. I love him so much. He's going to have a Charlie Kirk funeral. I promise you. Oh, my God. we're all coming out to pyro I'm sorry I think I'm phasing out Bobby over here

Shane have you been having fun at the fucking festival dude Yeah Yeah it's been great Have you ridden the ride yet I have not Will you ride the roundup with me? I'll get on the Gravitron Yeah

I mean Lewis needs to stand On the Gravitron Lewis is afraid of it He went on once with me yesterday But he'll go on if you go on You want to go on for this Tim Butterley will you go on I'll stand on it

What do you mean You'll stand on it You stand and get sideways You stand up It's not a gravitron Tech thanks a lot professor It's a roundup It fucking spins around

And you get stuck to the wall How the fuck is it not a gravitron? There's no roof It's not an official Inside with a TV With a DJ What the fuck's this? It's not a Gravitron brand

A Roundup Yeah So it doesn't go as fast as a Gravitron It does go as fast as a Gravitron It does go as fast as a Gravitron It does you guys not grow up a carnival What, everybody here's Silver Spoon at their whole lives? Come on, man.

Yeah, 9 p.m. We're all meeting at the fake Gravitron, and I want every dude in here trying to stand on it at the same time. Okay. Actually, I'm sorry, those of you able to fit on the ride. I want us all trying to stand at the same time. And get up the steps to the ride. This whole front row is out.

Yeah. A lot of us are just going to have to stand on Earth. And that would be impressive. Yamenica, me and you ride the Ferris. Will. Oh, somebody said, okay, let me not say what I heard. I want to say this. Oh, shit. In all seriousness. How does this turn into

Oprah? I know. I like it. Shane, what makes you afraid? No, wait. Stop. As I look around this room, I see, like, since the beginning, I've been a part of this nonsense. Every year, I've been trying to get the

fuck away from y'all. Like, every fucking year. And it doesn't happen. And I'm just so... No, you can't get away. Yeah. Anyway, I'm just so happy that you guys came and you support Skank Fest and you come out and you guys are such awesome fucking fans and

you know, even when we have to deal with the shit online, no one's ever come out and been disrespectful to me here. Nothing but love and kindness. So I just wanted, I felt like that. I really love that. Thank you guys so much for being here. I thought you were going to say every year, I'm like,

I'll come back and I go, there's going to be more black people and every year. No, every year, gotten less. It's less. Yes, the reverse. You get DMs when they announced Gagfest and go, you know,

I'm telling you, I'm going to have to do a Black History Month show here one day. I'll do it with you. Nice. Nice. You get back on that. Just give another side of history, you know? We can, but yeah, we can talk about it.

Yeah, of course. Both present arguments. Man. Fucking, Jacob is so hard right now he got to touch both you guys Jacob, he was hard on my back I can feel it. No doubt He was definitely, he hasn't even popped back out on stick

Where is that little pervert? He's jacking all He's finiting, where are you, a little weirdo? He's a little weirdo He's in the yokelyum Jacking Off tent outside He was so nervous all week for this whole night He was fucking freaking out

He toils over these shows And it's like, buddy, if it goes shitty, it's funny It doesn't matter, but he's like, no, I want to be off page. He says, off page. Bobby loves plays. Don't you? You should have heard him trying to explain the play. No, Bobby, Bobby is, above all else,

Presbying. Yeah, yeah, sure. There's nothing to do with that. No, Bobby's a lesbian. Bobby's an actor. Bobby likes it all. I know you do. I fucking love it.

I was typing away. Dude. If I had a typewriter, I would have did it on a typewriter. Your gay impression? Like, when you act gay on stage? Act when? One of your... What was that?

One of your bits, you do a little gay act out. And you're so good at it that I was like, what the fuck? Yeah. It was like mad. I'm fantastic. Maybe you should have me on you... Bobby, are those...

Bobby, do you have transitionals on or are those shades? No, dude. This is fucking the pants are baggy. Those are my glasses. Your glasses. Yeah. Joe has transitions. No, they look bad, Bobby

I'm just saying from here they look awful They look cool You look bad You look like Paul McCartney is doing really bad right now I don't know Say it I want you to say something back to me right now My party

Let it be Let it be Let it be Let it be We're on a podcast they do it Not here Yamanica We can't let you see the standing ovation It would have gotten

No Bobby hold back I want to say something about a hair What? That shit's dope Yeah I wish I could do that with my hair But society wouldn't allow it outside of the Juggalo fairgrounds But within those fairgrounds

I got to have dreadlocks for four days They would have put me on their shoulders like the May Queen All right you ball Bobby plenty of time For the hair comment and from the top Go ahead Bobby Take it from the top Oh shit are you drawing a picture of Dane Cook over there Chris you piece of shit. Damn, dude.

That's Bobby's a long-time enemy. Who is that? Tim Dillon. Tim Dillon. Damn, I mistook Tim Dillon for Dillon. That says something bad for Dane Cook. Something good for Tim Dillon. Isn't that crazy? It's an insult to one and a super big compliment for the other?

I didn't know Tim Dillon has Dane Cook hair, man. Fuck. Are we going to ride this fucking ride? Are we going to go out there and fucking ride this thing right? I can't do it. I can't do. I'm not. Why would happen? Right now? Yeah.

Did you leave your balls back in the hotel? D-A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. No, don't make fun of me. Don't find me. Hey, shut up. The fuck. No, I just don't feel like doing that. No, I had a couple drinks.

I'm not going to fucking puke on the Gravitron. Yeah. I feel like I'm going to puke. Everyone's going to puke on this Gravitron. Everyone here was going to puke. At some point. Oh, yeah. Gravitron or nay.

Grab her trying or not, it doesn't fucking matter. I just saw Tommy Pope back there. He goes, hey, buddy, I go, what's up? What are you doing? He goes, I just threw up. Yeah, and smiled like a child who was able to get back in the game. I'm good now.

Can I sleep in your bed? It's 4 p.m. Let's go out there and get fucking hemmed up. What do you say? Everybody, how about it for our fucking guests tonight? Joe de Rosa. Tim Butterley. The great Shane Gill is joining the show.

The great Yamanegas Islanders joining the show. Crack and give it up for Jacob. You guys are the best. Thank you so much, everybody. I'm Big J. O'Cerson. Robert Kelly. Crackle, crackle.

Do the rest of the best.