The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Skankfest Recap (feat. Nate Bargatze)

Episode Date: November 9, 2021

Dan & Jay give a recap of Skankfest South with their old friend, Nate Bargatze!Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com

I'm Dan Soder. I'm Big J. Okreson, and welcome to the Bonfire podcast. You can hear our full show every day on SiriusXM. Go to SiriusXM.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now, the Bonfire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. Every time we're in the lobby, I'm always like, oh that's not a show here, like Jenny McCarthy, they'll just show like big pictures of people that you're like, oh there we are going on. Yeah, meanwhile the front desk lady runs me in Dan down like we're fucking piece of

shit fucking custodians. Did I love it? We can't catch a break here. Even now they're like, who are you guys? And we're like, we just please can we have our own studio? You have to get the app or that's it. It's over. She said it today. She didn't say it today. Did you know? I've been working here guys. Remember for 10 years. Ah, remember now. RIP. Christine's getting our guest I believe right now, right? Yeah, a little drop in random guests.

Is it gonna be fun? He's yanking for the whole show? No, he can only hang for like 50 minutes. Oh, he's gotta go at six. Six-thirty. You getting picked up from his hotel? He's getting picked up at six-thirty. Yeah, I don't know what for remember. This is fancy. He's fancy now I don't know what he's doing really. Yeah, he's got to be going someplace high class

You think that's what it is. Do you want to guess I bet he's meeting a celebrity for dinner me too You think he's doing a private party for a Gillaine Maxwell. Oh a private party for a Gilein Maxwell in her cell. Let's start just making up an accusing native doing secretive rich guy things we don't know about. Oh, Luminati stuff. Just really goes, I heard you performing for a 10-go old men and robes. I heard he's meeting fire. I heard he's meeting up with Pete and Kim Kardashian to see Staten Island Squid game. Dude, they're out in the bout now, huh? I mean. I mean, now you're making out in public and shit. Oh, really?

Yeah, yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I don't know if everyone listening will know who I'm talking about here, but for the Skanks fans, you fucking know, you know, Harrington and goddamn Alex have been a couple for months. And it made me so happy. Alex from Skanks, from Skanks and Harrington. I feel like I should have known that.

Well, we've always wanted it for so long. And it was never a thing. And then how is a thing? It's so cool. Oh my God. And also how I'm good to make you feel for Harrington because over in the Gastage Hill universe, Harrington, my Harrington is a producer over there for a long time,

long time, G time guest digital employee. Yeah. And Dylan is a new, we're gonna do, and Plains basketball with me on Tuesdays too. Dylan's great kid. He's like 24 dating current fish. Oh, let's explain this to our guest when he comes in here. Cause this thing is the thing you're saying.

Well, he's like, the Alex Harrington won't mean anything to him. No, you just, no, explain the Dylan Harrington thing. Oh, yes, but I'll just say that like him knowing Lewis, we can explain Harrington as Lewis's new Martin. Yeah, well, it doesn't matter to tell you now that Harrington won the thing, but in front of like, we didn't know it was like, do that.

I had to feel good, dude. And talk, what I do want to talk to Nate about is the funny of Dylan being a young 24-year-old man who's dating 12 years older, a Corinne. Yeah. And I don't even say what you're going to say. It's like the reason I'm with you. It's like having to deal with like, because also how he lost, there's a lot of stuff.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because this boxing stuff, DJ Liu, was very fun during the day. We love that DJ Liu. I called him. I called him while I was there. Alusmania, they did musical chairs fighting, and it's very fun. There's our guest. There's our guest.

All right, everybody. Look at that, dude. Space age golf clubs. Welcome to the show. We got as well be golfing on the moon, people be. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Welcome to the show, Nate Park, Etsy. What's up, buddy? What's up, man? Good to see you, man. I know, I'm so excited. on the moon people. Do do do do do do do She did, I mean, yeah, he saved your life. He saved your life from radon poisoning.

They got multiple fights with land. Yeah, back to back, John Woof style fist fight. I mean, big fights. Did his neck come something as well? Is there dead doves in there? Sorry, we had to have a John Woo fight with the upstairs neighbor. We got a little woo this weekend.

Kurt calls from Kurt Metskirt. He's like, I need to go there, port now. We had to have a John Wu fight with the upstairs neighbor. Got a little woo this weekend. Yeah. Kirk calls some Kirk Metzger. He's like, I need to go there, Port now. In his, I think Laura drove him that day. Whenever, whenever. Whenever I go by the Queens Mall, that's how I was known nearby you guys little place. Yeah. And I was coming home from JFK like two weeks ago

and drove by from San Diego. And just saw the hill that I walked up. That I always think about you falling down on the ice. How are you? Well, you know who walked up that one, who just got married, I saw he posted, Bob Bigger staff. Oh really?

Bob, and then he came over one day and he didn't know about the hill and Bob was furious. Yeah. We got to the hotel. I mean, we're in the car like a- And that hill is- Cause he had to come from the subway. Yeah, well the subway, yeah, the walk I would do.

The subway, you got a hill, then you got to turn right and you have what can only be described as like, your toes might touch your shins as you'll diagonal your walk in. The way to go was up by the gas station where you could walk over the train tracks. No, but that's still, that's the hill. That's still a hill, but that's another one.

No, that's the one. What sucks about where me and Nate lived was once you tackle that hill, you go over the walking bridge and you're like, all right, we're out of the deep waters now. Then you turn right and realize that me and Nate then again live up a very steep hill. Also. And it's so steep that when Jay slid, he slid fast. Fast and far. Yeah, it wasn't like a little like eventually he's gonna stop. It's like he might go into the fence. It's all the way down. It really only stopped because it is the

lack of snow from cars turning on that thing. Basically, it's kind of crunched in asphalt. That's like a water park. You know, when you see those water, those big guys. I think I knew a guy once as a big fella. And he went through the like down the slide with his kids and they went like there's a wooden fence. They went past. I mean way past where you're supposed to be like he just was so big. Oh yeah. And he popped out and just I mean concrete grass wood fence goes smashes through that I made pop out of that so far that they had to they were like where did you come from like that's how if I told this before I apologize or stop me Dana if you remember this but my friend Ed back in uh

South Jersey or live there He was a Ed Jen Tilly great name. He was Italian already, but I mean, really wanted to be much more Italian even than he was. Did he want to go by Eddie? Yes. And he went pro also in this and that like now he's just like a total soccer fan and Tans and just goes to Italy a lot. Does it kiss you twice? I haven't seen him in. I haven't seen him in 20 years probably, but like at least, but he was just like, he's great, he was like, he was our buddy,

but he was like your buddy that you also knew, he's dumb about this kind of dumb shit, he's very big on the treadmill, press people with nonsense, was his personality type, if I had to say, soda, and we went, yeah, we, right here, my mom, we moved, we lived in like, that's a golf course.

You know where my mom lives? And so it's got all these big hills. And she got so sledding over there was great. The one time was like more icy snow. It was like, it was all ice. And we wanted to go sledding. We didn't have a sled. So someone had a boogie board,

you know, like the wax bottom. Oh yeah. And he goes, oh, we're just doing on this. And then we get there and see this ice hill essentially, we go, okay, it's gonna be fun, but here's what we gotta do. When you start getting down like the middle of the hill, like punch, like start punching the ground,

you know what I mean? Like whatever, just step here, just to slow yourself a little bit. So we, at the bottom, we will catch you. Yeah. You're four of us, you know, we'll stop. You gotta think of drag your feet. Yeah, punching the ground. Yeah, you're like, what if we break our, I don't

see the, the, the, the, but if you drag your feet, I did you seem safer than throwing your wrist into the guys jam your wrist into the ice. Yeah, it's snapple mall. You can put your bottom of your feet just to drag your feet. All we really need you to do is grab it with your claw. If you just tapped the ground, you were just slowing you down enough to be, you're still coming in hot. We have to grab you.

And Ed was a guy who goes, and he goes to the top part we were always going to. And then he goes like, fuck, I'm going to go the whole way. And we're like, dude, it's going to be too fast, too serious. Shut up. And he goes, and he comes, and he comes over the ridge. And his face is like, and then we go, go we go always tap him we are he's starting to tap now so he should be slowing down and then he's getting closer we see he's like pushing him he's like giving himself more crank yeah and he's coming so fast that

we're like all of us know like we're gonna hurt ourselves that we try to stop him so he has moved out of the way and he goes in the hedge and and lands under a bridge on a frozen creek. He was head to his all. We had to get to him that a hospital dude his face was all. I'm a real angry one. He's a very vain guy and I remember so funny my friend little Jay. Yeah.

Was over and we had gone to a six years game a couple days before and they get one of the, you know, it was Jerry Stackhouse mask night. It was like a big paper mask to put on and when Ed would like come over it was basically he looked like a Chinese person on one side his eye was like a little slit and he would just sit there and go go hey you guys want to do that and little jay would just be like oh I can't he's put the Jerry Stackhouse fuck I'm a Jerry's I'm all people Jerry Stackhouse. He's a Vandy's coach. Now I'd like to see I'll't know. People with Jerry stack house. He's a Vandy's coach.

Yeah. That's fine. Now I'd like to see, I'll go through the hedges to go down. Y'all just have to be like just climbing through. Nope, we went to the bridge. We went to the bridge over the curve. Talk down to him. Yeah.

Oh, that's so funny. It was he just laying on the ice. Yeah. He's like, bleeding. He's laying on the ice bleeding. And we're like, what's wrong with you, dude? Yeah. What do you do?

Why would you do that? He goes, yeah, come on guys, that was so fast. Why didn't just stop me? Yeah, was that it? Was that the first one? He used to lie and say he had, so that, when little J was holding the Jerry Stackhouse mask over his face and he was getting pissed off, he goes,

he's like, yo, I gotta go. Merlino's outside. Now, Joie Merlino was, you bring up picture, you know, skinny Joey Merlino was was like the head of the Philadelphia Mafia, a young or guy. They were very violent mafia. Like legit. Yeah.

But I mean like clowns, like the Philadelphia Mafia fell apart, but these are guys just like, they just did illegal shit and they were the Philadelphia Mafia and they were Italian and hung out in South Philly. But yeah, Joey Marlino. So he would go, he goes, I gotta, Joey Merlino. So he would go, uh, he goes, I gotta go. Merlino's picking me up. He just always swore he knew him, but never come.

I mean, it's great things like, you know, it was making fun of somebody who does it all the time because I know Merl, you guys want to go to the coffee shop to see Merlino? Like, shut up, dude. Then he was ever excused why we couldn't go But he goes Merlino and the best thing was the next day when we saw him and his face was all out there and he goes His brother Bob was like, oh, hey man. Sorry. I didn't like his brother's like a hippie kid He's like sorry. I didn't pop it and say hi when I picked up Ed yesterday And it's like he's like I thought Merlino pic goes he was supposed to That there's two things number the first thing I'm thinking about is lying about going to hang out with someone

and then not hanging means he's just in a room quiet. Like, well they think I'm hanging out. And number two, having a brother that's not into the Italian thing when you're into the Italian thing is the funniest. He's just coming and he goes, hey, I'm Bob. And he's like, it's Bobby! What are you doing at the mom, Bob?

He kisses on Bob. He's like, I, man. You're killing your mother! There you go. Out there in the streets. What are you talking about? We're in Circuit City. Can you leave me alone?

Bob didn't give a shit. But Ed was the one, I definitely told this story before when he made the video. He showed up him trying to feed his brother Bob had a Burmese Python I'm told yes and Ed with the stupid voice the video this video was covered if it still existed it would be viral But it was a video chess and he's like Ed such a long kid. He takes the big white rat. Yeah to Burmese Python Yeah, and he goes eat you fucking cock sucker Come on eat

He's like and he's taking a live rat. He's like eventually is like gonna hit in the snake with it like you know He's like come on. He's fucking goes. Oh, he's getting fired up over here He's get fucked and then in one of the you know, there's things like they move super slow Yeah, first of all, he's like oh this guy's getting pretty good Take a soap fast and quiet. He goes oh Oh, this guy's getting pretty good. It's so fast and quiet. And he goes, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. And then, and then you, and then it cuts,

like you know, you hit stop. And then he goes, I guess he told him to start recording again. Now, so just in an instant, it goes from that snap to it's coiled three times around his arm. He's like, oh, this fuck is, he's tight. And his mom's going, Eddie,

he was like, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are. I can't, and then he hear Bob, his fuck is he's tight and his mom is going any that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that Please reach out for the first time in 20 years. I've talked to him on social media stuff. Oh, ask him if he has that tape. I wonder how the rat is still alive. The rat's like, I made it. That was one of the best days of my life. It goes, I'm serious. Sometimes you slip right through the bars. Yeah, that was like a presidential pardon. Yeah.

I don't know, just kind of chaos happened. And then I got out of there and I've been living under their house since. I have a family of 48. To not live in a jungle and have a story of a getting bit by Burmese python in a rapture I'm like you just shouldn't like if you're an America like you just shouldn't like that should never be a thing that you can talk about But it'd be a close to be like oh looks like he's getting There's probably a name and comedy for it that I don't know. That's just like the thing.

Like the funny, like the humor of like such a huge impactful thing being so quick and silent. You know what I mean? It's like when someone just gets like, you know, you know, they do a thing like a ninja like swings a sword really fast and you go, you missed and then like the hand falls off and you go, that kind of that's exactly what it was because it was so fast You just going look at his cock sucker you fucking faggin ass pite though like he's just teasing it Yeah, and it's like that so I was like looking at him. Oh, you're getting all pissed off now That's like when you see someone get hit, like watching you have C-Fights as we can,

like, so we got poked in the eye. And to do it in slow motion, it takes a minute for the person to even, you see how to get hit in the eye, then they go, everything's fine, then they're like, slow grabbing the eye. When Cuffington went up for his eye, he was like,

wow, because he took the first one, he's like, that's fine. No. No. I like when they slow it down, you see, because you're like, dude, stop trying to get your breath and just fight. And you see, it's like, the guy's like finger goes to the knuckle like, through a skull.

Oh. Is Lincoln, he like scraped his eyeball. Like, sideways. Well, the crazy, the funny, the slow mo things for me in fight, like UFC fights was when they showed Usman the hit him And he knocks out Covington, but he was still on his feet going to the ground and he's like the same face Frank Edgar's face. Oh, yeah, we got kicked. Yeah, there's a picture of it. He's showing Frank Edgar gets kicked right when he gets kicked his face looks it's melting. Yeah, it's melting

It's like a frown it looks fake Christine look up Frankie I do I'm a mush I'm a mush dude I'm telling you Frankie Edgar a couple years back Philly guy no long on I think Robert yeah same thing the same thing Frankie Edgar was at the seller one night and I was like oh shit dude big fan or I was going over to miss a I was a fan fan. And he told, he was like, big J dude, what's up man? And he was like, he was super, and I was like, oh hell yeah, Frank Yeager knows who I am. Yeah.

Has it one sense? In fact, two devastating knockouts. Did you, when you meet him, did you just hear this noise? Did you hear? It's probably, it's at the very top. The very top was the picture. It was a picture. It, well right there.

So I don't mean you know. There's like a Simpson scare, Jesus Christ. Yeah, it looks crazy. I mean, it will tweeted out the Bonfire SXM. It's his face being wrapped around this guy's front foot. You don't even see his chin. It's like his chin is getting pushed above his mouth. Oh, no.

Yeah. Wow. How do you go eat after that? Like, he's got to go dinner with his family. He's like, Ralph. He's like, uh, what's the soup today? You guys got me, like, potatoes mashed. It looks like a prosthetic character, like face.

Yeah, it looks like a Dick Tracy villain. Yeah, exactly what I'm trying to look like. What does it look like? The whole yellow bastard city. Hey, Pelican face I'm trying to look like. What is it look like? Yeah. Hold my yellow bastard. They go in city. Hey, Pelican face. You have to dig treasure it. Yeah, dude, that's the slow mo thing is always funny

because you're watching, when you're watching UFC, it's like, and then I was like, oh, that's what it is. And then slow mo, you just see their hand coming over and then reoccuing me like, it's the best. I like when they miss. When people cheer in the slow mo, you're like, he missed the whole. Dude, I have it all the time.

That's like Yankee fans with pop-ups. Oh yeah. If you ever go to Yankee's game, whenever there's a pop fly, all Yankee's fans are like, hold run bro, hold run. I'm gonna get caught at the track. Yeah. Come on guys.

Caught in second base. Didn't feel fly roll. You know, like, oh man, I missed judge that one. Yeah, he's already out. Yeah was Dave was Dave sitting behind Rogan at this Dave Smith he went to it. I don't know. I thought I saw someone tweet that Was he not a skankfist? I mean if they Smith left I don't think you go to UFC you're saying you know that he did now because you don't want to believe that no I thought I thought I might have been a joke someone man. I probably as a joke. I'll say what they They have he would have done. I mean he's literally wants to be home

I don't think he's coming back for UFC Because back at the guard did you go to it Nate? The fight. Yeah, I just watch that. I just watch it great. You have see you can pause it like we order it and then you just go Watch it when you get off stage I love it. We miss everything. Yeah. Yeah. I went home after the night of skankfest to watch the fight Yeah, on the SPM plus is very easy. Yeah, they called a night about 8 p.m. Every night really no I didn't I just didn't go to god damn comedy jam last night Because I wanted to watch the 49ers game the replay the 49 the 49ers game, and eat dinner and go to bed.

Oh. And he was bad. I just didn't go. You could just not win it there. Yeah. Save yourself all the trouble. I wish I was there. I was, I was following along.

What is this, Christine? Huh? Oh, I just had that. Oh, okay. He's coming up and I'm like, what's the thing? It's very, very, very, very, very, the, that's the chance, the next thing. They've done a, they've done,

they did an incredible job in Houston. It was like one huge venue, and they blocked off the streets. They had portopodies and stuff. It was fucking cool. Yeah, that's true. That's your fucking first few, take the ways of it.

What? He goes, oh, it was great, huge place. I'm letting me, I'm letting me, I'm letting me, as a friend of, you know, I'm giving them the schematics, the schematics of it shows are outside too Right now there was one in a tent, but it was like a covered tent outside. It was fucking awesome It was amazing every venue was fucking very fun. How many shows?

700 yeah, there was 70 shows total over the weekend, right? I think like 75 Yeah, I mean just that's big and went from 12 to 2 a.m. in four rooms and we had shows like every day would just be going Yeah, you'd go literally you do a show go hang out with comics in like a green room or go outside the streak of food And then you'd go scotered like walk pop in and you have Been beaten enough people are coming in and out that they don't would you do different? I did I did the two stand-up sets that I did I tried I did one joke in both but besides that the other two They were all put how long you do? 15 I did 10 on one and 15 on another. Yeah, that's the best now. It's like the live podcast

I mean, Ellos Mania was like a Twice I would have watched it. Nate, let me tell you right now, Ellis Mania was the most fun thing that kept me there during the day. The first day, Jay and I watched, Lewis dressed up as a pinata, and four fans tried to fight him,

and then Jason Ellis and two former UFC fighters protected at Lewis. Go on, Eddie Jackson. And then Lewis just started going after people. Yeah. He was just trying to walk down fans. It was so much fun. Jason Ellis, as I said, to a one point,

Jason Ellis is covered head to toe and tattoos, face tattoos, gold teeth, and just like that. And he has to calm down Lewis. Like he makes a thing every time he's like, Lewis, these are your fans. Yeah. Why are you showing your, doing like why are you sure you're You're paid for this literally people were saying you go see you yeah you're People paid for this stuff hurting. I think that's what you're paying for you're paying for the Lewis experience

You are and that's where no no one had a problem with it's just saying but Jason It's funny because he's like he's the guy who runs Ellis many and the old like hey don't be a pussy getting here and throw hands A little bit and then he's kind of like all right Lewis But like yeah, what is the reason? You're trying to go with this guy. It's Ellis like a real fighter No, he's done a couple of pro fights. He's done pro fights. He's a former professional skateboard. He's the fucking man We didn't spot. Yes. He's so cool, but we did he rules Jason Ellis rules So we were before you came on the show we were talking about how Lewis

You know my Carr, Lewis's producer, his new Martin, he fought, knew, he fought another producer at Gast Digital. Oh, I think I solved it. Dylan, who was a young, he's like a young cool, he plays basketball a J, he's dating Corinne Fisher. He's dating Corinne Fisher. He's 12 years older than him.

Wow. And he's like, you know, good for Corinne, good for Dylanin. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's just that the dynamic of that is got to be a little rough because Harrington went out there and he's been secretly with his girl for years or years, months, a couple months. They've been together.

No one knows. She works against digital too Alex. Alex. And they've been a couple. But Harrington looked like he had nothing to lose as far as like I bet on them. I bet Ralph $100 because I was like yeah. Hey, this is where he's rocky. Yeah, it's got nothing. This is it. It's got to want to be so bad. We thought he had nothing and everyone was like and Karin's going to be all like slick in the shorts if Dylan comes out here and puts one on Harrington and Harrington just uh one pretty handily. I mean he won to the point that as to these to the right move. He did exactly what I if I was I don't know shit about fighting and I would have coached him the same way. I'm like Dylan's young and all energy's

young. Yeah. I mean and like thin and I'm like he's just like but he's gonna come out and try to swing, and he's just one of like a thousand punches in the first flight. He just hovered up and he was like, and Harrington just literally, you could see him smiling underneath his box because like, I think Lewis told him to do that as a plan.

And I think he was like, oh my God, he is doing it. He's burning himself and then, he's hidden with his wrist. Yeah, he was like, there's videos of it because he's just like, yeah, he's doing had nothing left. And then it got to the point where I get a punch in the dick that one fairness He did get a punch in the dick and then the funniest part was he was so gassed

He didn't want to do it anymore. He didn't want it, but he didn't want to come out of the corner. He was so gas-digital But he made this noise where he goes I don't want like that, you know, oh really? I mean yeah, he like you get that He cropped he was like oh, he's right., really? I mean, yeah. You get that? He cropped. He was like, how was he like? He was like, you gotta come out, mate. You gotta come out, he's like, oh, oh, like that. Oh, it's funny when he got shitty with Ellis.

That's right, yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys are like, what? He was like, you can't take breaks in the middle of the round. He goes, time out, time out. Cause he was gassed. And also Harrington was hitting him in the body. Yeah. That taxes you, and then you can't breathe as good.

He's like, but just your 12 year younger boyfriend when you're current, just there with a cigarette and a holder and she goes, he's losing it. Yeah. Like a wild. You made us look mommy. Yeah. Yeah. You made us look like Nimcompoops out there.

Yeah. Listen, love a young. Well, you could see that's what makes it so good though, is because you're seeing people fight that don't have the stamina and can't do it. Yes. Lewis looked good. Like, just some of the videos, when he's at the piano, what is the...

The pinata? Yeah, the piano. Lewis is learning to fight. Like, Lewis can do it, I mean, he's more skilled in fighting than any average human being he would encounter. He was even Ellis. Like well, it went pretty even. They did a minute and it went pretty even then they gave him a 30 seconds.

Then Ellis pressed them a couple times. And look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look. He just done it more than look. Yeah, but he Lewis is watching your friends face when you when you have, you know, your friends faces. And you know, we took one like the way he had his face when

Alice was stories. Yeah, he scrunches face up. He was like, okay, all right, Doggie. Well, Kim Kong and Kim Kong and Ali Mkowski, both fucking such cool fucking chicks. But yeah, Mkowski, both fucking such cool fucking chicks, but Yeah, Al Mkowski's just sitting there all up. Kim lumped her up pretty good and she quit. But Kim did take it less. No, no, no, Ali Mkowski did it for like a, this is it if I, what was cool to watch? If I, if I was cool to watch in that thing was,

and it's actually so we could tell us together because there was that girl that was next to us, very cute girl, in just wearing like a very girly button down white sweater and jeans, and they were doing the musical chairs, like let's get the girls to do musical chairs. Now the girls that wanna fight, he said we weren't even gonna do this, but there's so many girls here, they're like, I'll do it. They went and they were like, her boyfriend, her boyfriend was like,

all right, you know, go ahead, cute, cute girl. And she got down the wire and she was in a scrap at one point. I mean, taking shots into her and almost like quit maybe. But when the rapper was like, he was like, ah, he wants to quit and she was like, no, no, no, she kept getting in there. When she came off, she was so like, she lost. Yeah. That thing. She was like, it's like fight club. She's like ecstatic. She's like smiling. And it was just like, it was so exited. I saw her the next thing, she was like, it's like fight club, she was like ecstatic, she was like smiling, and it was just like, it was so exited. And I saw her the next day, she was like, it was amazing. She was, I've never thrown a punch in my life

and I got punched in the face like hard, and I felt like there's something about getting hit and survive, like anything like that, you survive it, then you're like, you get the adrenaline, like, whoa dude, that's crazy. Like I saw people start, when I get punched in the face, when I get punched in the face, she's like, oh, it doesn't just knock you fucking being like when I get punched in the face,

you're like, oh it doesn't just knock you fucking silly every time you get hit in the face. When I was watching it, I was even thinking that where you're like, I almost would want to try this. I swear to you on my life, I was thinking about that. Yeah, you want to see like you have the balance to have that like, if I'm coordinated, I know to play some sports like, you know, I'd have to learn how to punch, right?

But I'm gonna fight Lewis in a year. Yeah. If you just showed up with all of your money. And lead up, but no, we don't tell Lewis You know, I'd have to learn how to punch right they are going to fight Lewis in a year You just showed up with all of your money. I know we don't tell Lewis and I come out of nowhere Just working with you start I stand there working with American top team. Oh, yeah You're down in Florida. Just fucking working out If you never show off your body just getting like fucking chisel, but you stay the same size overall And then you go it's like all right. Let's do take off thinking me just getting like fucking chisel but you stay the same size overall. And then you go, it's like, all right, let's do it. You take off thinking, me, just like fucking a box of mobs. Hit him like Brad Pitt and snatch where you take off your shirt and it's all tatted up.

I have no time to shake my back though. Yeah. Loose like all ripped back. You made it. You coups attached to this covering him. I would do it. You should we should get Lewis. He's got a, yeah, we do it where he has to have a surprise fight and then I'll just come out

I'm telling you his ground game is improved. I don't want to go that far. That's where that's where Lewis will But your stand up your stand-ups is terrible man, well, I think my stand-up though would be I'm talking about your actual comedy Stand up you're like what's up when you take a single leg take down and the guy doesn't go because you sprawls and you got a reposition You know I'm talking about sir up front I got an old man with his grandchildren watching show you guys a crowd-work questions. It don't make no one has anything else. What's your MMA record dude? Super dirty now Sprung raw. What do you think about it? You see his head. He just said it's go full Rogan did Rogan call one?

No, no, he didn't come at all Did the I called one I called the round where I would let the call one. It was very fun I was doing that was super if I did like three fights I call I was my voice was gone yesterday Because Jane are supposed to call the fight between Alice and Lewis But I got the call when Lewis was the pin yada and that was very fun. Yeah, just doing that voice of like Lewis J. Gomez chasing them around the ring We got think to and Lewis fault. You're like, I don't know. Does he have any is he on any sleep? Like is he? No, he wasn't like in fighting mode that weekend at all. Yeah

It's like we also have so much adrenaline because it's skank fast. It's it's Lewis it's his thing. Oh, there was his mom. I mean everyone cheering for Lou and everybody way everyone loves Alice That's why that festival is a beautiful thing Like even when they're like booing someone, it's like they're booing like the character of them. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. But they were just cheering for Louis to win it.

Because that's what I was gonna say when I go, like when I do it, you know, because it's like, we always started together. I'm clean though. And so like my show's honestly, all ages come to my show. But I go to Skank fans, like I don't feel like a loser. Now I would be the loser of that group, but they're not, their fans are just the best.

The best. And they're, they don't care. They're just, they be amped for you to be there. No, I, but it's like, that's always very nice thing. That's always the thing that shows me how great of a place that is is because you're like, if they, it's not like you're just sitting there going like, no, we only want this type of comedy. Jay and Dave. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, no, they want all of us man. I'm telling you we're all well you You have to run selling on trust I've been talking to them. I did a lot of everything's got you sit That's why I'm trying to just so good. It was friends. Yeah, that's what people want They want to believe that those people hang out and now no one makes any shows where they believe that anybody's hanging out

Well, because now they cast it everything's cast it and they don't know these people Yeah, now yeah, absolutely that was fucking it was while you also like not to suck your dick on the air hard But like you like transcend being clean, you know I mean, it's not like yeah, it's not in the world like if they were even say like what's like the clean comic like the The top clean cut. I don't even put you in that because it's not like your clean comma, you're just fucking funny cut. That's why, that's why Skank's fans like love you. It's gonna be like cleaner dirty, just funny. It's about first credit was Legion to Skank's.

You and Gaffigan both kill it. Yeah, yeah. It's so weird because the branding, the branding seems so much harsher than what it actually is. Like these people, it's literally the best fans in the world. I think I was personally thanked by every person at the festival. Like they're just the most delicious, polite, beautiful, and they're all in.

Like they're there for the comedy. And they had like these yearbooks this year, the Skank Festival books. And everyone was very polite about signing it. Yeah. And this year down to rapes to eight. So that's what we call. Well, also, we talked about this on Skankfire, which will come out on Thursday.

Was convenient that another festival in Houston this weekend had eight people crushed. And it wasn't. Oh, that's crazy. That was awesome. That was blocked away. So we were making so in Thursday show is us coming in hot making jokes about it.

Yeah. So I'm like, Lewis, how real ask are you? There was at the hotel a black entrepreneur's Convention there's also high school basketball teams. It was like the biggest hilton I've ever seen in my life I didn't see that I didn't see the basketball team. They're like the whites are over there And then why in the that tower in the North tower and yeah kids got killed at Astro This is yeah, it's crazy. Dang. That's 10 year old and a 16 year old. Oh, because everybody pushed forward to see. Why is your, why is your 10 year old there?

Why is your 10 year old? 10? That crowd. Because that kid's cool. That's, no, because his parents are 15 years old. And that's like, you don't, like it's insane. Oh, no, I heard it. That makes me so mad.

I heard that. And I guess that that's wrong because the youngest on here is 14, which is, I mean that that's wrong because the youngest on here is 14 which is I mean I mean It's 14 to 27 pages John Hilgert 14 years old and Brianna Rodriguez 16 or so how are they but look at his Jacob 20?

Yeah, there are everybody's young. They're runs under 30 well like you saw the thing when he comes out It looks unreal. Like it's like, and so everybody loses it. I don't know, John Hilgert is, but his last name sounds the mech. His parents were like, please don't go to it. Oh, yeah, yeah. They don't know he went.

Also, if anyone over would have been over like 35 or anybody would have been 40 on that list, you would have known the amount of griping they would have done before they got crushed. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Yeah, and she went all three days and like she was fine. Thank God, but like it is like scary when they are going I mean, that's just terrible. She'd call me every time she I mean that's It's weird to have a filter in your picture of you. Yeah, I know She got a filter. I mean, that's a filter right. Yeah, the DJ lose laughing at the jokes

I feel like DJ lose laughing at the jokes. I don't want to say. I'm not going to say it's not. You could be a filter or she could just be young with makeup on. I mean, you know, are people going to start filtering pictures now when they die? By the way, look at the drip in that fucking death picture though, huh? Damn, a pink fur and Louis Vuitton scarf. Yeah, she got that drip. Yeah, dude.

You got John Hilgert and ninth grade student. That was John Hilgert up there? and Louis Vuitton scarf. Yeah. She got that drip. Yeah, dude. She had a whole life there. She had John Hilgert and ninth grade student. Ah. That was John Hilgert up there? No. He was beautiful. Yeah. Ninth grade.

Damn, dude. That's awful, man. I mean, I just, I see. I've never seen this. Has he came out? Has that the video of? Has Travis Scott came out at all in bed like that? Yeah, but he, so I watched this,

the, the bar, Kevin, KFC, the bar still minute thing. He talked about it like and he was just saying, so I have no idea. I'm just going off going off what a guy said, but he was, he said he hasn't said sorry yet. Like he's, but he's like, clearly he's not like cool. But it's, but he hasn't like really been like it was like there's he was singing. That's the video I make fun of on skankfire. I saw a video that morning of him with auto to singing as they were pulling bodies out

and he's like I love you. I got a picture with that ambulance going down them trying to get through The crowd she posted a picture and it's insane an ambulance has just people around them. Yeah dancing on it I'm not gonna stop rocking out for them. No, I know Jacob. It's not your thing pretty rude Jacob don't laugh at that the Jacob don't Jacob. Yeah, man, that's um, Jacob's not even on the screen. Man, I would be, I mean, if Mike,

if your kid goes to that and you're, you just can't let your, you know, but I don't think they know, like the parents probably let them go and they don't really know what they're going, you know. Yeah. It's like, you don't, I don't, I know Travis Scott song.

I mean, I'm sure I do, I guess, but I don't know what he does. Like, I wouldn't think is't I don't know Travis Scott song. I mean, I'm sure I do I guess but I don't know what he does Like I wouldn't think is it's this Yeah, no, dude. He's Kylie Jenner's baby daddy Well, that would be the more that's I would know I don't even I'm borderline confused on who she is Like there's just so many where you're like when you're a parent as a parent Come on, but I don't know what she does. I think she's a billionaire She is I like that that she like kind of made her own thing as a parent. As a parent. I don't know what she does. I think she's a billionaire. She is.

I like that. That she made her own thing. As a parent though, if Harper's just like, hey, I'm gonna go to like Astro World. Astro World sounds like an amusement park. Yeah. Yeah. I can't.

It is if you're amused by trampling deaths. Yeah. Yeah. If humans think of clothes, they don't laugh at the mean one. So this was a festival. Yeah, it's supposed to be three days. And then they they cut the festival after that happened. It was done. Yeah. No, they'd one more show after this one, but then they got to follow

it. But they were they been set up front because we're going to wrap up this. I don't know when the image is trying to go through the crowd. You almost I don't even know if it's a real picture. But you go like, why are you not going in the front? Like he's like he goes out get there. He's just in the back Move there's gotta be there's gotta be like there is every backstage has like a total fucking full-fling. Hey Mike You can take the security radius Let's go right through the crowd I mean the person is basically in the ambulance. It's just a little holly, it's just here.

Someone's having a heart attack, he goes, let me get the fibrillator. Yeah. Him just going through, him just boom, boom. Up on the bill. I'm going to be, excuse me. I'm going to be this frog. Guys, excuse me.

Guys, you can get there so much faster if you go around and he goes, yeah, no, all, uh, what's this? I thought it was a little dancing on the end. I thought it was a little dancing on the end. I thought it was a little dancing on the end. I thought it was a little dancing on the end. No, I thought it was a little dancing on the end. I thought it was a little dancing on the end.

I thought it was a little dancing on the end. I thought it was a little dancing on the end. I thought it was a little dancing on the end. I thought it was a little dancing on the end. I thought it was a little dancing on the end. I thought it was a little dancing on the end. I thought it was a little dancing on the end. I thought it was a little dancing on the end. I thought it was a little dancing on the end. I thought it was a little dancing on the end. I thought it was a little dancing on the day. No, that's them getting to the front. How long was the end of the concert? Oh, enough time to have a shirt off. Let me count a sweat shirt.

Well, I mean, Bert Grascher has a shirt off before he walks out. You're not wrong. You're not wrong. I know. Hey! Look at that ambulance. You can see his medics and first responders attempt

to move through the crowd to get to those who are in cardiac arrest. But does he know? No. I think if you see an ambulance in a sea of people, you should stop and say something about that. Yo, that's like, as an audience, and they're on the ambulance.

Yeah, they're dancing on the ambulance. Oh, that's the video I was telling you. Right here? Yeah, turn it up. But it appears to be directly in Travis Scott's line of vision with Travis Scott continuing to perform. Now TMZ is reporting that there is a source that claimed someone was going around injecting some of the victims

with drugs which led to them becoming incapacitated. It's crazy. They wrote a source connected to Astor World, tells TMZ someone in the crowd went crazy and began injecting people with some sort of drug which caused panic. First of all, to say somebody went crazy and started doing that, you can go crazy and start throwing punches or chairs or something. You don't go crazy as are injecting such as I was saying, you have to plan this.

You have to do this move where you That's the one thing. Yeah, no air bubbles That's the one thing they probably went through and they were injecting with the Pfizer shot. Yeah, it's like some just I'm doing this for your own good. You know, you don't even this is good for you And they're like is the J and J the Johnson Johnson he goes sure it's bad What a funny fucking away goes you know, it's just gonna ask real world and check everybody from behind Well, basically here's the deal. We're rounding up about 70,000. Come on man. They go you vaccine not yet He goes you're now. Yeah, guess what? Don't surge, but you just got back. Yeah, he signed his car You do it. You do it. Then you slap him go. Sorry. It was a B right there. Yeah, oh, thanks

Your arm might hurt. Yeah He's for let me know if you feel tired tomorrow. Hey, by the way, you'll feel free to travel anywhere in 14 days. What the needle thing I would want to know is it, I don't know, that's something I don't know if I believe. Yeah. Like that's one that you're like, well,

let me see what, yeah what never happened by the way. See? The apple, razor blades and apple. There's no sign that this has ever happened. Oh yeah. It's just, I don't even, it's got started somewhere. And then the candy too. Yeah, but they x-ray the candy.

But it's, I think it's now, it's like almost like, it just got grew out to be this big thing. But I don't know, I'm not saying that did not happen. I just would be like, let's just look into that. Yeah. Because if that happened, that's the scariest thing I've ever heard in my life. Yeah, don't ever go to a concert again.

I mean, what is that guy doing? How's that getting through, everyone? Also, how many times does he have, cause you need to be scared. And then it's done. Wait, let's see, put something on a tip of something and then... But everything's the scariest thing at a concert now. It's like getting injected by a people getting injected by a needle one guy could just get a hotel room nearby and start

Picking people off in the fuck oh, yeah, I mean the let them in that path. What is it worth to you? I mean there's so many concerts that have like Crazy like Terroristic things look at a skank fast. I stood in the middle of one of these things You're fine. I'm fine. I did it. You got right through it. Right now. We don't inject people at skank fest. Hell no. That picture of you standing in the middle of the wall of death is one of my all-time favorite pictures and I can never find it. It's just the crowds parted and you right there. The truck mates walking through me like what do you guys do with the teams? I

got to be where we find. Yeah, you guys just picking teams. What's going on? What's up? God, what's up, favorite. And I honestly think everybody's so nice that they did go easy. They knew like I had enough people protecting me. Yeah.

That's how great the fans like they were like obviously Nate is from the south and he doesn't know what this is. Yeah, he's not familiar with the wall of death. He's a home. Nate's clearly wandered. Guys, y'all can see better from the middle. I don't know. I'm sorry, it's a really, it's a thing indicative of the show too.

We did like, you know, I did the metal songs like Tony Hinchcliff did toxicity and that whole thing and it was like this metal show and then, um, and then they were having a hard time tuning for a song and Jeremiah just started doing an acapella pain out here in All Star, good game on and they acapella the audience with it acapella sang the entire three verse all three versions of the song they all knew everywhere I was blown away but I don't know I don't know anymore 30 today now7 out here and all start only she's gonna start Besides the whistles I don't know anything else it's cool that

I don't know I don't know join in I Has everyone knew it like that. Yeah, no no wrong. I was I thought that too. Yeah, I could do that And then the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of dumb. Man, that must have been terrifying to walk by if you just lived in Houston. You know, I think some white supremacist groups singing on a Sunday night they go, I don't know what kind of rally was happening over on Polk Street. Do you want to know what we're not the cool people I guess though?

Because I'll tell you what, two people here know this song every word I bet. And that is Christine and Blackflow. I bet Blackflow knows it. I bet Blackflow knows it. You don't have every word of this loop? I was singing right over here. We can't hear you. I don't know every word, but it is one of my favorites. It's a good

one. Also, I think I don't like it also because at some point someone's gonna be like, uh, J. Luke's like smash. I just want to get it. I go, all right, I got it. Jay looks like smash I got it what are you Fuck it the jokes over we got it. What are you? What do you get into tonight? What are you doing tonight? That's the heroes thing At the garden no, I took the Lincoln Center. Okay. And then, yeah, sorry.

Who's on? Just John Stewart and Bruce Springstink. It's like, I did it last year. I did a thing in Nashville with them last year. So it's like, but this Bob Woodrow, Woodrow, and he, it's a thing for veterans and they do. Bruce Springstink is going to play. Yeah, he does a whole concert.

It's tonight. Allos, we all do eight minutes. Nikki Glazer's on it. Don L. Me, Gaffkin. Yeah, yep, he does a whole concert. That's tonight, Alice. We all do eight minutes. Nikki Glazer's on it. Donnell, me, Gaffkin. Oh, thank you. I'll be back in the news, see you later. Yeah. Yeah.

That guy beat you up in high school with the guy who fucked your girlfriend also is on it. That's pretty girl. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, but then Nikki, the guy. Nikki's just really blown up since she lost a dead weight, you know what I mean? the soads

Donnell Rawlings is an interesting thing a Brandy Carlisle. Well, I got a followed Donnell I'm worried that he's gonna murder he's a he's a veteran Oh, yeah, I don't know he said no, I could be making up now that y'all neither one of you know But I know I wouldn't blow my started. No, I could be making it up now that you all need the one of you know. But I think you. No, I wouldn't blow my mind. I think he's a bit. This was the show where Colin Quinn was on it one year in Springsteen was there. And Colin did his Springsteen bit in front of Springsteen.

Oh, wow, that's true. Which I think is Balzy. It's Springsteen loved it. Yeah. But the whole point is just how he's a phony. He's a working class phony. Oh, yeah. He's like, oh, yeah, yeah.

You're doing a seven hour concert on a Tuesday, really for the working man. He's like, there's an iron worker. And Union, New Jersey, missing's like, oh yeah, yeah, you're doing a seven hour constant on a Tuesday really for the working man He's like there's an iron worker and and Union, New Jersey missing a thumb because you did a 36 minute version of Rosalita And he got off its bracelet. Hey man. That's great really Brandy Carlyle rules yeah, I'm doing spots tonight. No, no Me and Christina having slept yet. Yeah. I literally wore this shirt last night. They were supposed to be on Bobby and I as like first flight out at 630 and they missed

the flight and then they just did this kind of flight miss too. It was 410. We were leaving at 430. Our car was going to be at 430 and we're just like watching TV like this and then just like literally fell asleep in our own hands and then it opened them at like five or five 10. You're like, just long enough to work. If we rush now, we wanna make it.

Yeah, let's do it in that flight. And then we got on the 10th. Yeah, say it loud. Why don't you not just take a 10 o'clock flight? Initially. Yeah. We thought we'd just be up all night and just hop on the plane.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we always plan this wrong I Should have stayed I should have been in Houston today I think yeah, I think I should have stayed till tomorrow. I think that's never a bad kind of thing Especially something like this let everybody leave you stay in X-ray and just like literally sleep sleep Yeah, don't I'm not a big. I won't or I'll take the latest flight possible really Yeah, I'll go no, I don't I don't it's a it I won't or I'll take the latest flight possible really yeah No, I don't I don't it's it just doesn't mean and Lars is the same way so it works But like I'll never try that's even something we have a bus now. I'll even just

Drop through the night and you wake up and like noon. Oh, it's great Yeah, you're cuz it's like otherwise you're like dude the whole day's kind of jack the next day if you yeah Four out three hours of sleep. sleep. You go on a plane. If you don't fall asleep on the plane, it's a nightmare. Yeah, you're absolutely right, man. That travel talk is our Wendy's. What's fresh? That's right.

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So yeah, that was our Wendy's what's fresh. You have to go don't you? It's good to do this show. Yeah Damn all right. Well have fun at Lincoln Center always such a treat to be having here. The Lincoln Center. How long have you done? I need tomorrow morning. But they're, yeah, it was just coming in for this. I was so happy you could come by and hang out for a little. You can arrange with the boss.

We will see how the night goes. Nate, you know, and Nate is gonna be like, man, you guys are gonna think this is crazy. Bruce brings things big saying start drinking again yeah yeah after it and also in the East Reban I'm gonna call you and I'm gonna call you and something he got guys I am bad I am hammer this what I'm available for all skinks this is going for I go offering weird things to go hey would you mind taking DJ Lou backstage you want to get drunk and make it weird with Bruce brings to yeah yeah you do bring him. You don't even know. You just soundtrack him my life You're just fucking soundtrack him. I raised cars cuz he was fucking under road.

You the fuck? Under road. For joy, the joy you bring. Oh, no. 10th Avenue frees out. I fucking love you. You want to know how I know Skank Fest was the best event last night? Eight people were killed at the Astral Old event in Houston, but every comic last night killed at Skank Fest. Well Brock's not wrong. Yeah Brock McCrock. Well, by the way, you really set Dan up there Christine You just brought that up almost as to say hey read this and then it's a probably too soon joke at the end Yeah, let me and they goes hashtag probably too soon. Okay. Yeah

Probably should have led with that. Yeah, he forgot He goes, man, don't forget funny way. 10 year old style. So break us. We'll be right back. Don't forget to support the stand up for heroes. Everybody. Stand up for heroes. Also check out the Nate Land podcast. No, I don't know. I'm jugged about that. But I'm serious. Check out Nate Land podcast. Check out the tour dates, which is announced a bunch more dates today. Look at tickets. I bet they're already sold out. Yeah. They're not. Natebargetsy.com. That's great. All the make updates. Oh, you're just all like saying this weekend.

One more show. Yeah. Just added to Royal Oak music theater and Royal Oak Michigan. Yeah. Fuck you, Mark Ridley. Yeah. Sagging off. Missouri.

Missouri. Yeah. All right, going through your dates and cursing out, telling the go fuck the club that I have to go play. Nashville. All right, Zane. What's up? Opera House, suck a dick, Opera House. You for pussies.

Yeah. I got a Zane doll. I got a great theater at the Ace Hotel. Blow my nuts. That's just a hotel room. I'm just showing a hotel room. It looks grander than it is. That's funny.

All he goes, although it is a private event for Jeff Bezos Don't you know weird with me mate a fucking generational town. I've called you recently I'm a generational talent One of the best working And I love you and thank you so much for being here and joy stand up for heroes. Thank you Tell Bruce bring steam loose, you'll fuck yourself. I'll tell him, I'll tell him Crackle Crackle. Way!

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