The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Skirt The Issue (feat. Ari Shaffir & Joe DeRosa)

Episode Date: November 28, 2023

Ari Shaffir committed such a gross act on Taste Buds, that Joe DeRosa calls him out on it here.

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. You know I can't believe it but I hear it. Christine, don't forget it's me who put you where you are now and I can't believe it but I hear it. Christine. I said, don't forget it's me who put you where you are now and I can put you back there

too. Back to my comedy clubs. I'm a snap away from ending it all. Don't you want me back. I saw my cosmetology license. You know what? Oh sorry. Don't you want me back? I saw my cosmetology license. You know what? Oh, sorry.

Oh, so St. Joe the Rose hanging out with us today. Big joke or sin is the bonfire. In fact, you talk, Siri, sex, M103. I'd like to give a get well to Barry Manila. I don't know if you mentioned. We killed Barry Manila. He came in here to talk to us for five whole minutes and they say in the report

It was right after he did we were this late. He was leaving. Remember he popped in to say hi Yeah, we were his last thing he came in the doing. He's went to the hospital. That's real Am I is it what's wrong with him? Jay are you serious using that real? Was it fake? Did you look at this article? Do you see what the story was? You read this, Jake?

Yeah. It was a picture of. You don't see Bobby on the cover of People Magazine? I know we make a joke thing about the... Oh, I didn't even look. I thought you're kidding. I got to look this up. I thought Barry Manolo actually passed out

or something after doing this. No, it's just questioning a person of interest, and then there's a picture of Bobby arrested. For toxic films. I would have fallen for that too. I wouldn't have read. I mean, this is- Oh, from his fart.

Wow, dude. I feel like a boo. I'm just realizing all this now. I thought we haven't. I thought it's been shitty that we haven't given a get-well to Barry Mannello. There's nothing. Well, Jay, he's fine.

This is the part about the fart is in 2.5. I mean, it's like, it looks just like a People Magazine cover. You never would have seen it. No, no. For sure, I wouldn't have seen it on that, but I assumed all of that was a joke. I thought I saw at one point a real thing. And there was an article I thought attached to it.

No. Maybe it was that. Maybe I read that. Yeah, maybe is what it was. That you, Black Lou? No, shout out to, uh, shout out to absurd moron. Yeah, maybe is what it was. Is that you, Black Lou? No, shout out to, uh, shout out to Obserid Moron, big fan of the Bob Fierre. We're always making fun of him.

I love calling people by their, their screenings. He's, this is his, his master piece. Yeah. This is, that's gotta be your master piece, sir, because I'm telling you, I absolutely took this as real factual news. This is beloved singer and songwriters currently being treated for toxic inhalation. After a recent press tour at Series XM, Manelow became very ill and passed out for several minutes.

No information is known as to what may have been the cause, but authorities are questioning a person of interest. While we were waiting for Barry Manelow to come in, Bobby cracked ass hard and it sent Jacob up. It was so bad. It was so bad. It was a room filler and Barry Manell was on his way in. I had to fan that that three thousand pound door. Yeah you know that fucking fault locker that we have to be in here with for some reason. Yeah yeah yeah. Look just fan it.

You gotta get it to Bobby. Bobby's still doing highbrow stuff after all these years. You know some guys get lazy. Bobby still brings the heat. He was a slip. He has a lot of the slips a lot. It was an accidental fart. I don't know how many accidental farts. Yeah, he must have uncontrollable gas because he farts. This is happening is a 10 year here.

Many, many times he is on control with farts. He throws up of the eats too much. If he's to talk. Oh, and and a half he's got a yarp It's got a dump. It's called it goes in Dude, I'm gonna dump Dude, dude, I'm gonna dump God, David Bobby, was it worth it? You got to ask yourself. Yeah Yeah, you want to see Voltage Shazababi?

I remember. Yeah, I've known the guy for 20 years. What, did anybody help? Oh, I was gonna say something. Yeah. You don't want to be coming very against. And I know that you guys are in this category, so no offense. Sure.

I'm becoming very against dog ownership. Yeah, why? Because I'm getting tired of how frequently in my life I'm trying to make plan. I try to make plans with somebody today. Mm-hmm. Where I try to make plans with somebody and I go, all right, so I'll be out serious at like seven. I'll give you shout and then, and they're like,

God, dude, sorry, I gotta head back. Take the guy dog, gotta do the dog. It's like, Jesus fucking Christ, man. Can anybody do anything when they own a dog anymore? It's just the amount of people that have to, it's a fucking dog, it'll be okay. Get it on your schedule. Why is your schedule revolving around the dog?

Yeah, not you. I'm saying I'm saying I can agree with that as an ultimate thing. We, if we have to get home for the dog, if we say that, genuinely, it's semi-excuse. Well that's the other side of it. How many of these people just don't want to see me? No, we try not to go more than seven hours.

That I get. But I know, I just know more, that's how I was too. I would have a six, seven hour window. I'd be, you know, I would, you know, and the trainer told me to do whatever. But I know so many people that are like, it's like all they, I have to get back to the dog. He's been there for two hours. It's like, it's a fucking dog, man.

I think our problem, our, meaning Chris, these problems would be settled honestly if we could find, I'm sure there is, in our building, like a dog walker that we could like. I'm also really neurotic and don't like, you know. Giving someone a key. And just taking the dog. Well, if someone's taking the dog for a walker,

that makes sense. But my point being is like, we're a dog walker away from time to where, but places we drop off the dog if we're going away. Here's what I'm getting at. As I approach my 47th year on the surf, it's getting harder and harder to find people that have as few ties to responsibility as myself.

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You're even rushing to hang out more. We never thought you'd come and you Ralph dude buying a fucking boat together. You and Ralph should hang out more. We never thought you'd come in. Ralph, I like Ralph a lot. And he's like, I don't really drink. I go for run, so I'm like, I beat it. He's like, well, I'm not running. I'm listening to Tesla and Dockin. So, would does that interest you?

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Ryeshafear in the motherfucking house. Thanks everybody. I hope Barry's getting well. Barry. Damn dude. What? I can't believe I really I ate that one straight up. It didn't seem it didn't seem crazy to me.

The idea that Barry Manolo dropped out as soon as he did our show. What do you mean? eight that one straight up. It didn't seem it didn't seem crazy to me the idea that Barry Manelow dropped out as soon as he did our show. What do you mean? Well, he's an older gentleman. Maybe this is what happened. Yeah. Yeah. And then he got sick. No, it looks like Jeffy Gurry. He does. It doesn't like Jeffery Gurry. He does. Now they made a fake magazine saying that he went to the hospital because They made a fake magazine saying that he went to the hospital because On the show big now because Bobby. Yeah, Bobby farted Before he came in which was true and I didn't read all the jokes I assume when they said get well-barry that he just genuinely went to the hospital after we saw like that doesn't seem crazy

I've met plenty of celebrities where they think they died like not long after could you met him or so? You know, I mean yeah, wait you've met what what did you say plenty of celebrities like as I said after meeting just as I said it as I said it as I said it plenty plenty was a lot it's crazy that's crazy but I mean go get over it Gilbert Bob said no not even but not right after you met them for the first time Bob's second was Bob's second was sure I had to get the first time somebody something's in a hotosomale Wait, okay Gilbert you didn't mean until he died? No, no, no, I met him before but I have no but I need but I knew guilt like new I'm no for two years maybe before he died

Where I was like we'd see each other and he would know who I was Yeah, I was like where I was like we'd see each other and he would know who I was Feel like I might be going. I thought those are drop Uh Bob shimmel Bob shimmel I only met right before his death. Yeah, yeah, I know I got more Richard Jenny you met him right before I think I met him briefly care lines. You're a black widow, dude River Joe I'm gonna visit amazing Jonathan next week I had lunch with amazing Jonathan right before but he was dying already though. We knew that he is dead now

Right he is dead. Yes, but he died very shortly after I had lunch with I hung out to a not-time class With Bernie Stevens right before shortly after I had lunch with. I hung out to a not-time class with Brody Stevens right before. I'm just... Yeah. He hung himself. Yeah. It was like, yeah, it was like a follow-up on the Boy Scouts

to just make sure you really knew, really knew his knots. Yeah, I just said he wanted to go back to basics, but I didn't know what he meant by basic. You see, he gives it to everybody when I went to the memorial they had for Brody at this comedy store. I saw Zach Alfinakis outside and I didn't see him. I don't know him that well, but I know him well enough to say hi and chat or whatever. I saw him outside after we heard and he took it really hard. They were tight.

He was really crying the whole night. I saw him outside and he's like hey man Get we hugged each other. I was like hey, dude. Good to see you man. He goes thanks, buddy He'll look really good. I go. No, I don't I'm getting wait and he goes I'm sorry. I just get really complimentary after my friend kills himself You did look great compared to Brody that moment. Yeah, yeah That moment I look good You did look great compared to Brody at that moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In that moment, I look good.

Who else? What other people have we noticed? What's fucked up with the Brody thing? I like Brody very much. We didn't know each other very well. We weren't tight friends. But when I'd see him, we'd always bullshit out of good time. But my real only thing, like with with him like overlapping in our lives, was it I took over the

small stage slash main stage hosting at oddball tour when he left it. Like that's why I took over the gig, which I'm sure he was much better at. Was that I was going to just ask you was that a tough gig? Um, yeah, it was fine, but I mean more like taking someone with you. That's why. I don't want Jason Ellis to kill himself. We're in his old slot. Please don't kill yourself. I feel like I'm stupid too. Do you think he might? You know, watch. I hope I don't. O.D. I'm come. It's not working. Try harder, Jason. I think he's sober. I think he smokes weed does he not? I think but he just I saw a post Jason

I was put the other day I said four days sober so maybe weed now too. Okay. And unless he was drinking again and was like now I'm sober again. God that California sober shit is fucking incredible. Just weed. Yeah so does every I know somebody

who's in California where they say I'm sober but they still smoke weed or sober They still do coke sometimes That's California. I know people that are like I don't drink at all, but I'll do coke sometimes. I only only in LA I only knew I say that I don't drink anymore. I'm sober but but but yeah, yeah, I don't drink anymore Is the only thing if you're still doing coke? Some people some people looked at it like,

I'm, I think they looked at the coke because it was infrequent. They looked at it the way people look at mushrooms. People say, warm sober, but I do mushroom sometimes. It's like, I'm vegetarian, but I eat fish once in a while. That's a different sober. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Two thought sober is only a map.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah. New Mexico sober. There's different Change of sober and there's like different shades of hot Pennsylvania and eight nine ten. Yeah, yeah, really seven is a Isn't everywhere just why are Pennsylvania eight the first time for some reason that just that words like the perfect like Strike on all those words hit me so hard. I never heard that like any of the whatever number before. Yeah, when I was a teenager, the first time I heard it, I was like, what was it? No, no, no, the first time we heard it, I was with you. Eric Man, I won't say who he said it about, but he goes, what

have it? He was always a Pennsylvania 7. Yeah, it's just like, yeah, it's what I said. Well, that struck me when I heard this. Eric McMahon. God, damn it. when I heard this. Eric McMahon. God damn it. I remember we were in the green room of Caroline's laughing so fucking hard at that. Who's who's it was a tell?

It was the tell week. It was the infamous man. It was the infamous of tell week. I think he or he was either that or he was or McMahon was on with Florentine. Maybe that. I don't even know if Eric was going on. I think we were just hanging out with him, but we were in that

green room with either Flarantine or or a tell. I think it was Flarantine. Yeah. Okay. I'm making specifics over it. It's something that doesn't matter. But I was telling I was telling Joe this earlier off air. But Christine, you look these up real quick.

I was at the Rock and Roll Hall famous weekend. Really? Yeah, the Includeland in Cleveland the GIF shop, pretty good. Are the gift shop they were celebrating 50 years of Hip-hop, that's right. Hip-Moss pop The gift shop on the way out Has a series of Metal detectors to stop them from stealing things. Yeah, actual Like actual golden books, you know golden books the companies kids books. Yeah, they've made

Books for kids about rock stars, right? So it's like the Bruce Springsteen little Bruce Springsteen It's like his three, like drawn, illustrated for kids. And I wanted to look into some of these. So I flipped through a few pages of Bruce Springsteen. I was like, what a jag. There's one for Yoko Ono. And just to see some kids version of it. They're one for Kero.

Dare they make one of Yoko Ono. That's nuts. How dare they make anything contribute to Yoko Ono? I'm curious to see what the story is inside. Yeah, there's the Bruce. Yeah. That's what literally rhymes and stuff. That literally looks like when Ben Stiller

used to do tales of the boss, we'd even do the Ben Stiller, remember that? Yes, you know what's so funny too? It's six bucks. I think it costs substantially more than that in the place. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, go you go. I mean, as an art book, maybe, as a music book,

what's she done? Just destroy shit. What's inside the fuck? The Yoko Uno 1J doesn't look like a golden book. That doesn't look like the Bruce one. That looks like something different. That looks like Shiroda Chodok. Oh, it's a series called Little People Big Dreams,

but it's a kid's book. Okay, that's not- It's not golden though, you're first. That's a little different. I thought you were saying they made a book about the great music. From Shiroda Chodok. Oh, yeah, what? When Shiroda Goldin' not golden though. That's a little different that's I thought you were saying they made a book about like the great musical When she wrote little gold when she wrote little golden book though This is what came up. She's pissed on a book. I think it might still be golden books

Can we see what the inside of that looks like? there to the inside It is it's it's But that's not like that's different. Yeah, it's different. I know it's but that's not like this. That's different. Yeah, but it's little golden project. So what do they show just they just make them kids and like in these things? We're not gonna find it. She does.

This is is this her project? Is this Yoko Ono's project? Ooh, it's a good question. Little people, big dreams. Hope you have a big dream series. Discover the inspiring story of Yoko Ono. The fact that they've got a Yoko Ono one next to a Dolly Parton one is so fucking batshit next to a

Million-air heart and dolly partner and then yoko ono what the fuck are they talking about? And John Lennon check if you should have one By the way, you go by I like to combine on a kindle It is yoko. No, okay, he's just lady Oh god. What is Yoko? No, okay, he's just lady. Oh. Freddie Mercury, that's gonna be a good one.

Yeah, you can dance to this. That's a pop-up book. Yeah, every one of these is... Florida Glorious Steinem. But every one of these is somebody accomplished except Yoko Ono. All she did was Mary John Lennon. No, she was a well-respected artist. Marilyn Monroe.

Well, Marilyn Monroe should put you in 21. Marilyn Monroe should put you in 21. Marilyn Monroe's a great actress. Was she great? Yes. Was she great, though? Yes, honestly, we think that she was just a pretty face because we weren't alive back then.

She was actually very... She was a nice text. Yeah, and she was also stunning, but... Rosa Parks. Rosa Parks. She didn't get up. Yeah, I mean, I don't also stunning, but. Rosa Parks. Rosa Parks. She didn't get up. Yeah, I mean, I don't know that I would say Marilyn Monroe is Rosa Parks worthy, but, you know,

she's certainly had talent. Yes. Prince, absolutely. Maya Angelou, Vivian Westwood, I don't even know who that is. So the fuck is this old-fashioned designer? I don't know, they're good. Bruce Lee, who is awesome. It's just funny, but it's like,

I'm building a heart. Bruce Lee. Jane Goodall. Brusely, it's awesome. It's just funny. It's like, oh, I'm gonna get it. Heart, Bruce Lee, Jane Goodall, Simone Debubier, Georgian. Harriet Tubman and Frank, the little story of Anne Frank. It's a very little story. Little people, big dreams. Anne Frank, nearly years.

Oh my God. Elton John. And somebody to put Salahjell John between Anne Frank and Roastle Park. It's Blonde's blind Stevie Wonder. Greta Thunberg. Greta Thunberg. How dare you?

Who took Greta Thunberg's virginity? What a fucking pressure move that must have been. Did somebody? You think already? She's like 25 now. It doesn't strike me that she spreads it I'm gonna buy that she masturbates in public. I'm gonna buy this whole fucking series Yeah, for like till we stop putting oil on top of goose or something

I'm gonna buy this whole fucking serious She's 20 20 20 I'm gonna buy this whole series. I want this whole set on my shelf pay lit. It's a good set Do it harder do it harder now stop now stop now. on my shelf. Pala. It's a good set. Do it harder. Do it harder now. Stop now. Stop now. Wait, wait, wait. Go back. Who's all of Morris? David Horn's, oh, that's that David Horn's being. I was like, what? Bruce Horn's being brother. No, David Horn's being a writer for TV.

I thought that's where that was. To take into a social justice activist children's story, that's a funny thing. Well, that's he teach the kid about what the person did. That's nice. Because they were repeatedly kicked in the ground while the N word was yelled at them. Flip page foot. Jay, you don't write it. You don't write it like that. Jay. That's how you would say it. What's going on? That's really made me laugh. Whoever said, be right. It looks like Greta Thunberg cosplay is pretty funny. That's great. Wow. Cosplay, Lil Wayne. Cosplay, it'll ruin my day. That's really fucking funny. The

All right, I got a R.E. please do R.E. yeah, I've got to address something with you. Okay. I can't stay mad at you as soon as I saw you I was happy I was irritated with you earlier. It's the only today. I don't want to get to into it But I'm only bringing up on the air not to make a bit out of it But because if I don't bring it up on the air, I'll never bring it up in real life because it's gonna be too awkward. And so it's less awkward in it. Yes. Are you gonna dock that into my life?

I understand that. Yeah, this is where we feel comfortable. I can talk to you right now. Hold on, let me get a sip of water for a spit take. Go ahead. It's been cut out of the episode, but I saw what you did when I was out of the remote taste buds. It was disgusting.

When you co-hosted with me on the answer, I'll tell you this. I know. I remember. I didn't remember. I do remember now. I think for so fucking disgusting. Yeah. I think that you should pay for the cleaning we had to pay for to have the chair cleaned. He's done with the office. He's moved. You got to move out of the office. No, those are our chairs. We bought those. We're apologize. And we're not. We got an extension in the office now, so we're going to be there longer. From what today? No, we're there through next year.

They got notice. Got them Monday. They didn't. Got them Monday. It's not. Listen, don't skirt the issue. Why? I love skirting.

What do you mean? Why can't skirt now? I think you should pay for the cleaning we had to pay for. How much was it? $200. Joe, can I say something real quick. Let me say something real quick. Yeah. Thinking he was gonna just give him that right away.

If you do another one of these fucking, fucking, fucking reads. Fuck off! Fuck off! You can't curse during this. It's time for rookie mistakes everybody brought to you by Snickers. Rookie mistake, maybe you just need a Snickers Joe. Snickers, the official chocolate bar at the NFL, check out Snickers dot com slash an FL to learn more All right, I'll absolutely pay for it. Let me ask you a question, but let me just what let me say this to you

What I'm taking back my obsolete There's much got how much we're imp and vetted teary or whatever the fuck to blame for doing nothing and allowing you to be quite the cook? Oh trust me. I yelled at Pimp about it. He said he really ripped in the hand. I addressed it. I addressed it. And I said the fact that you let me sit in that chair. I go I understand if you felt so awkward you couldn't say I'm so funny. Sorry. I go I go I get if you thought so awkward you couldn't say Ari don't do that that's not what happened I know I saw the clip yeah I saw I've seen the footage it's yeah but I said the fact that you just let me sit in the chair like what the fuck dude so it was a dread it's not in

the episode it's been cut the loser sure yeah anyway here's my here's why here's I'm not mad here's where I'm gonna have a word. It's picking up. Here's my ears, I'm not mad. Here's where I'm disappointed. I said to you before I left the room. Yeah. Please don't do anything gross when I'm gone. Just please just don't. I thought we, I thought,

and let me support, I thought that was always. Yeah. The thing was if you say like, I, if, if already goes, can I see your phone real quick? If I go, dude, don't do anything exciting. I need to hear the specifics of what you're gonna do. I'm gonna do anything gross. I go, hear me, I go, I'll use it, but don't do anything.

Like don't fuck with the pictures or social media. I'll need to hear the specifics of what you said. I'll leave it to him and then I have full trust that he's gonna, and that's why I'm disappointed. Because I've said to you before, I've walked away for my drink, for instance, next to you. And I've said, please don't do anything to my drink. And you've gone, you've I've walked away from my drink for instance next week. I said please I'll do anything to my drink and you've gone you've actually got upset with me and been like dude I don't fucking go around just dosing everybody's drink like I didn't one time, but you know what I mean?

He did it at times two times so so my point is Afflection tip put back tip. Yeah Point is I felt like we all had an understanding of like, hey dude, I mean, we're not on jackass is my point. You know, so it's disappointing. That's fair. And also too, that thing that you, I'm not going to get into it, but what you did on the chair, I'm like, you literally like hepatitis, it's just gross dude.

For me, you mean hepatitis is the last thing you're going to get from that butthole dude. What was it comfortable, was it a piece of my tissue paper came out. I mean, what is it? I'm like, oh damn it. I didn't even really have to stay there. Oh, the tissue paper coming out tall. So yeah, that was it. Okay, I'm just not my proudest moment. I mean, if I did that to something in your home, or you'd be pretty upset. No, home is different. No, I'm telling you, are he's are he's a No home is different. No, I'm telling you, are you sorry?

Are you, are you good for the goose? Yeah. Good for the gander. Good for the gander for sure. I'm not a good for the goose, girl, they're gander. I, I'm like, if I don't do, if I wouldn't do that, you don't do it to me. I'm very much a bad girl. I agree.

I do it to L.A. once in her car. She pulled her car up at the comedy store and I jumped in there and just sat bare-ass on her car and there's car seat. Who is it? Alan or Karrigan. Let me be very clear. Let me be very, very clear.

Sitting bare-ass is one thing. You vigorously rubbed your asshole up and down the arms of the chair and the seat. Which we also know your asshole will oftentimes be bleeding. There I say weeping with blood. Yeah. It was disgusting. Especially when I pleaded with you before I left the room going,

Ari, please don't do anything. I want to see if I can get out. Honestly, the pleading could be let up. It's in the episode. I don't, we're going to waste time trying to find it. Oh, I'd like to try to see what you say. I'd like to tell him not to do. I'd like to see.

You know what? If, if Evans, if you, you know what? What, let me scroll through it. I can find it fat. I can find it because I'll show this guy. He's doing four years right here. So you go. If you scroll, there's I can find it fat. I can find it, because I'm... The show's just going through it for years, right here. As soon as you go out, I'll be there. If you scroll, as soon as you see me stand up...

It's probably most replayed, podcasting. No, because... You're gonna see a spike. Yeah, the spike. Yeah. He's going. I actually don't know if you... Yeah, oh, that's right, because I stand and then I say,

you put me in a position to have to buy time to fill time. I had to pee, Ari. I know, but that's right cuz I I stand and then I say you put me in a position have to buy time to fill time I the P.R.E. I know that's what I can tell you're a fucking maroon that next home that's the next I agree it's got to be the next hump while so there'd be a spike there no no you pass it you pass it I saw it you passed it you see me stand up no I don't think you passed it I saw myself stand up I saw it don't think you passed it. I saw myself stand up. I saw it No, it's after the other way. Oh, the way hold on hold on. I'm holding but I'm telling you it's gonna be after that most replayed hump See there it is where the chair is empty. J. U.L

Sorry, I'm right here. Okay, Joe. I'm here. What I say. Let's hear it. We gotta give it a few seconds I mean now I have to be so bad. I can't hold it is popcorn a good fiber source. All right for the first time ever in the history of taste buds I'm giving the wheel to you to another to person that's not me or shall That's your fault. You're the ship for the next three minutes while I pay Oh my god, well, I mean out. I have so many pranks. Please don't do anything horrible Just don't do anything horrible. Just talk about the food, please. Okay, that's all right. All right. Folks, let's talk.

What? The way he said, yeah, it's fine. Okay. I would have been, I would have come back with one more like, I'm dead serious. No. It's like, he's like, he's like, yeah, whatever gets you out of the room.

He was giving he okay to you. I'm gonna play some pranks. No, no. I said, please don't, and that's it. I understand why you would believe that's enough. Yeah, but you gave full belief without Reading the way he said yeah That's the reason you were made in there was cuz the people's life

But I mean what what what are we doing at this point? We can't leave the room if you're in the room You're just in this Joker mode 24 77 now? No, just that day. I had come in naked earlier. Yeah, that was the other thing. You walk in naked, we have a female producer. You walk in with this dick out. Full naked, no, no, I had socks on. I was dick?

No, I was a speed. On a speed. Yeah, I didn't know she was in there, but she didn't mind. I already have to apologize to a lot of, I showed a girl my dick by accidents I've never had that problem. Here's what here you know what? Here's such as the glory of not having a show or here's why I'm disappointed Ari. Okay. I have

Let's call it dozens of times. Yeah had to defend your honor When you're not around the people go that guy is a fucking asshole. I go My best friends a great guy and if you if you tell him that something's not cool He won't do it. He you know, I'm not saying he's never slipped, but with it You know, yeah, I gotta be honest. I'm looking at this your eyes when she said don't do anything horrible I shouldn't do anything. I think it was in a blackout of prank as soon as you left the room I'm just like oh so many things to do classic prank and then you're like hey, don't I'm like all right, but I'm sorry I'm willing to thank you. I appreciate that. I appreciate you. Well, I put it on the arms

It was just it was exactly on to I Trust me. I had a few words. I had a few words with him He told me that I should do it. I said probably I shouldn't and he was like, it'd be better if you did. It's for me with his eyes. It's a cloth chair. So it's absorbent. And yes, we had to have it police chair.

That's the chair. I am today. If that was a leather chair, this is a leather white white for me. Today, this is like a month ago, a major problem but I would feel like Ari's asshole was never out of that thing. I've been out I would the thing and I'd tell you the place offered to do UV lights You don't want to see that yeah, you know what you should have taken that I bet there was like live stuff on there cultures

bacteria Cell cells come Terria Sal's calm just I don't have time for this South shoot loads on it sleep into that office shoot loads on the chair Boy, all right That's just great. I appreciate the apologies. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Glad I brought it up. Ari. Yes, sir. I had almost had great news for you. What's that? As your first delve into producing. Yeah.

A special, as you produced mine. Kevin Hart had hit me up last week after a series of back and forth joke stuff with Bobby Kelly in the show. He texted me, sent me a uh, a link. Send me a link to the special. Yeah. And like a picture, whatever the artwork you have for it is. And I'm going to post it uh, the next morning. So I sent it to him. He, he didn't post the next morning. Okay. But he did post the next evening. Okay, and That's actually when he texted me and goes I'm gonna do it. No, I sent anything already goes send me the artwork to Whoa, so I go okay send me artwork and then I have to have a feeling this ran up the flag pole Or somebody was like before we post from I bet he's got a thing now

We should watch it because when he posted, which is still very sweet by the way, it was just like, hey, didn't know my boy. Yeah, I'm watching Big Jokes in Special Night and we'll show my guys some love. I didn't know that he recently dropped new special, but now that I do, it will be watched. Love my brother for life, fuck you, Robert Kelly. That's nice.

It's funny. That's funny. However, it's a great tweet. It's great, but I gave him the links and everything, because that's what everybody has to go. Did you get that bump? I go Nothing I think you're removing that got that tweet. It didn't post

178,000 views Link he didn't post the link So bumps there was no bump Even like this is Twitter and my Twitter didn't go up. Oh Jay you might actually have a point you actually have a point what you just said I think it's very insightful because he asked me for the stuff. Yeah, it's he's at a level of of a brand where it's like Dude, I can't just if you say something fucked up about Indian special guys he said gay thing and you had the whole chunk of gay should get killed and stabbed I did that too I was very pro homo so gave you love but he can't endure it. But I was doing a character yeah it's the same reaction that all law has to be

he forgot a link that's what law what does they go we acknowledge you exist we can't say we're into it yeah he's also at another level where he's like, why would there be a link to a special? You just go watch it. Oh no, yeah, he's not wrong with that, but no, but he asked me to be for the stuff and then didn't use any of that. Just claiming it's on something called YouTube. I mean, is that a poor people videos?

And I was like, do they give you a gazillion dollars to go do an hour of comedy? He goes, no, you got to pay for yourself. Yeah, you got to pay. I don't understand. Where's the YouTube studio at? He goes, there is a pool. Helping Jay Howe.

He did a special. Isn't it raining cash on him from that special? No, it cost you six figures. Oh my God. That's fucking funny. I am also, by the way, produce my next two specials, Salvo, Connolly's weekend, Friday, and Saturday in Chicago.

If you're in Chicago, creative Chicago area, you're done stabbing. Take it here. Then come on up there to the Vick Theater, put those stab weapons down until Sunday, and then come on out on, and speak.

Can you do a street exchange where if you give your guns and you get tickets? Yes. If you give your guns, trade guns for tickets. Who else are you producing? Adrian Apalucci here at the Comedy Cellar in New York City on Sunday and Monday get tickets.

Right now, it's Sunday and Monday. Yeah, this coming. The 930 show on Sunday, 930 and 1130 on Monday. I think the first two are sold out. So get tickets for the late show. If you're a cool enough person, be up at 11 30 in a Monday Are you that cool nice? I don't know very nice. I'm gonna come after skanks very Monday. Yeah, be very good

Combined so rats Yeah, that's great. That's great. That's a great thing I know we don't have a lot of time left, but I do want to see what we got to call bear man look at him on the phone T.I. reveals he lost money while pursuing his comedy career. I learned to chase the dream, not the money, but it's a while pursuing his comedy career. Are they saying he's not? Is he done?

I don't, I didn't even know he was fucking doing it. He lost money. That's not true. You're right, you're right, you're right. You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right. I forgot. And Philly, does that mean he lost money? Is like his net worth is lower than when it started?

Or he had to pay $5 for a drink in an open mic? He was, I think he was paying, he was making, you know, his whatever's world bag, I guess he was saying on his regular pay. T.I.'s version of I lost money is I didn't make a million dollars doing this. Yeah. I only made 300,000. Let's see. I learned something after the, chase the money, Let's see, I learned something after that.

Chase the money, not the women. I learned something else that I learned to chase the dream, not the money. I do it every time I choose to do comedy instead of go and do music every time I chose, choose, choose. This could be a misprint or it could be a bad quote. So is he still doing, check T.I. is comedy dates. He's like, Chase the money, not the women. You check Tia check T.I. is comedy. He's like he's like chase the money not the women

You lure the women I've learned. Oh, yeah Stupid to chase them. It says he's still dedicated to his comedy career dedicated dedicated He means he lost money because he wouldn't be making more money But the music yeah, he's not filling up a fucking a really good question and dedicated to his comedy career Is he like no? It's it's dedicated but by just just by just by the average is how it works though if he dedicates himself to it Yeah, he will get better at it. Yeah Do you know how to it true it to a level?

How do you want that no? Absolutely not I'm a saying he's gonna saying he's gonna get good at it. No, you'll get better than that. You'll never get better. Better than terrible? Dude. Yeah, you know what, dude, I can see a lot of people who never got better at it.

I can't, dude. I did two hard years of open mics with guys where I was like, this fucking guy has not improved the shit. I'm not getting it. Like, son of a bitch, he doesn't figure it out. I Wish we name names I won't but I got some funny ones So there's cuz it's like arenas and whatever he's going up with ha ha mafia What is the ha ha mafia? I think it's a person if I guess that's him not him not to who's ha ha mafia comedy show with ha ha mafia

It's his opener It's I promise you it's not a person. It's a night at a rush. It's a night at a place. JPEG mafia is a Ha ha mafia. It's got to be a group of comics. It's got to be like these are his this is his crew I'm always with oh see it is so it looks like it's that comedian a bunch of friends hanging out making people that oh Ronnie George I love Ronnie Jordan actually and T and T oh well so I know Erica

Duchess I think I think I know her to right Ronnie Jordan's really yeah Ronnie Erica okay so he's got some real comics out that's it what is it's the Atlanta guys and he just does a weekly show that's it he's doing weekly show them because tip I assume is that's T.I

No, I don't think he's no, no, no, he's not part of the ha ha mafia. I think he is no, it says he's with the ha ha mafia No, he's they're just with them. They're opening for Jay. This is this is like he's biggy and this is junior mafia Yeah, he's not in junior mafia. This is his they roll with him So wait, where's the show happening? Tip why was happening in our hearts? By the way, he would never, Jay, he would never write tip. He would write ti. Yeah, yeah.

It's hip ti, I hit him. Damn, dude, that's good. We could be more wrong. It's not going to be more wrong. Tip ti, you just sunned us on that. I was going to make it a big thing. I was gonna make it old. There it is in writing in the biggest words ever the studio. Tip. It's really he's there on Tuesday Wednesday and you get there Thursday. Houston improv. Oh really? Yeah. Damn it. You're trying

to get tickets? No, that's a picture of future. That's not TI. Tip TI. That's it. That's him. It is for sure. He just says a stupid thing on his head. He's got dumb rap and a stupid hair. He used an improv. Oh, yes. They move on. I'm telling you, it's his crew. They call it crew though. He sells tickets on his name

and then Ronnie and then get like a big crowd going. And they help him write. Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, look, I bet you he is passably decent at it. Look who turned it all around. Wow. Wow, what a sucker. No, given what you're, I bet you he is passably decent at it who turned it all around Given what you're given what you just said about like I bet his I don't know yet a ha ha mafia first of all Who could have known so the ha ha obvious writing Joe's for me is probably passable But like I'm just I and what I said before is not directly in him

I'm just saying you could do comedy for five years and never get better at it Do you know do you get the harm off has a secret meeting like behind T.I.s back my guys. This is a money train We have got to get him some jokes or some give up oh my god, we need to make him Pass but here's the you know what I'm not gonna give you the best stuff you have to make him pass We go because he will get a break from the crowds most of the time. I give him some assault I'm do the summer so you know it's actually a From the crowds most of the time. I give him some assault.

I do the summer assault. You know what I'm actually a rapper who's funny? I'm dead serious. He's cold dude. No, Freddie Gibbs is funny. Freddie Gibbs does show sometimes with Brian Moses in Austin. And I thought he was funny.

Yeah, he's funny. I'm like, fuck, Freddie could actually do stand up if he wanted to. Like, instead of rapping, I mean. We have to take our final break here. We'll be right back. I think we'll have a minute or two when we get back. Yeah. Are you leaving your chair? What we do? Yeah, no Joe stay with your sitting. I'm like

No, no matter what no god damn it. See you've done. I won't do it again Joe the Rose is to you to you. I never promised you a Rose Garden with dates coming up in Denver Phoenix and Salt Lake That's this weekend this weekend. Yes, please come out of those dates the New York Nashville and Charlotte for tickets and all tour dates Joe de Rosa calm Are you should fears the tempi in Prove December 14th to the 16th after that Tucson Los Angeles Bray a San Diego San Francisco and Sacramento the whole fucking West Coast Get tickets at are you should fear calm right now Bobby Kelly is gonna be in Danyabeech, Florida, 15 to 16th. And then of course, he's going to be in Fort Wayne, Indiana, New Year's Eve. Two shows,

One Night Only, Sarah Togo Springs, Wisconsin. For tickets in all two weeks, go to robbercullylive.com, get tickets, free tickets for our holiday show. December 12th, 7pm at the Comedy Cell or go to Comedy Cell or dot com for those free tickets. And I'm going to be in Houston, everybody, right after TI, my birthday, December 7th, through the 9th. So come check me out there, Mike Finolegana be with me. After that, I got Providence, Pittsburgh, New Year's Eve weekend. For tickets and all, tour dates, go to bigjcombie.com. We will be right back.

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