The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Slave Manor

Episode Date: July 18, 2024

Jacob devises a history quiz for everyone to compete to see whom is the smartest at the Bonfire. Jay remixes a Deee-lite video with the help of DJ Lou. Bob and Jay argue over the attractiveness of Joan Jett vs Cyni Lauper. Christine's mistake on the air yesterday proves costly today. *To hear the full show and subscribe to SXM go to www.siriusxm.com/bonfire FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf

And now the bonfire with big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly No, you gotta go yeah, I thought that was a cute chick cute chick doesn't look like looks like a chubby English chick No, the one in the picture up there which one make the one big no the one the main one you set up you make me big That one yeah Look like a cute chick looks like you and drag looks like Lisa Stansfield looks like 70 other 80s chicks looks like Lisa Lampanelli Fuck it. There's no way you thought boy. George was cute girl. I did no you're like a little crush on her, right? Oh God think so him her Crush is maybe the wrong word, but I think I just thought it was like oh She was like no my crush was Cindy Lauper all day long. Yeah

Young Cindy Lauper. I just watched her documentary man. It's boring What channel each crying what streaming? I think Paramount Plus. It's called a Let the canary sing or something like that. Was that her nickname? Because she looked like a canary. They don't really reference canary in it all, but man, it's boring. I had a question.

Things just went pretty good for her ultimately, and then she got a record deal. It really wasn't that interesting, but I love her. She's insane. There's no interesting stuff with Lou Albana. Did he try to force her to do something? No, they were just friends. Suck on his elastics and his cheek?

Yeah, I'm talking like the youngest, like that she was famous, like when she looked like she smelled bad. I thought she was so hot. The time after time video is my one. She always looked like she smells bad. No, don't you dare, dude. When did she not look smelly?

Well, now she's like a very regular lady I thought Joan Jett was hot and then not at all now. She's batshit looking yeah, well She's at 92 she's a crazy like Cheshire cat face now scared the shit out of me because I looked away and look back And you're doing her face. Oh, we gotta go see smile two together You have to watch smile one with max and then we gotta go see Smile 2. That's the next horror I want you to see with us. Is it scary? It's not out yet, but it will be.

No, Smile 1, was it scary? Yeah, you have to watch 2, Chrissy. I watched it on a plane. It's pretty good. Yeah? You watched a horror movie on a plane? Sure. It's so dangerous. No, it's a great place to watch it. Other people around, there's life. Look at Bobby, I say it every time I watch this video. look how Maddie gets it her wacky haircut yeah she's just expressing herself yeah she looks like she had a waffle iron stuck to her head

you know what Christine mad at dawn to I throw something at her she looks like an asshole this guy this guy steals her shine I didn't take that's a guy you don't guy wearing a hood just said that yeah you dump her for doing that to her I wouldn't not at all nope I'd embrace her no no as long as her body stayed tight Stays tight fucking whack your hair all up dude who gives a shit hey guys. This is my waffle head girlfriend Yes in the 80s when we were young it no nobody walked around with that only her yes And everyone's like man your chicks fucking wild and cute. I liked it

I didn't mind it when I saw her a little waffle head. I just want to like this video Christine says I took her shine But I didn't she just dulls her shine around me this guy tried to take her shine She needed to be taken down. Not we talked about stupid. It's not 80s I would expect the person I'm in love with to tell me that I look like an idiot Oh now you're stuck around like that and now you're stuck with checkerhead for months feeling an asshole No, you're talking about there's a line on the side of his head and a red stripe down his head So what I did the red stripes. That's his huh. I did the red stripe Yeah, so I mean you're talking you can't really see anything. You're taking my shine Christine. It's gonna happen one day

I'm gonna be walking away like this with my luggage. Yeah Your hat box luggage my hat box my big hat box my wacky hats And then you have to stop me and go look if you want to go that bad, Jay I'll drive you to the train station help you pack your jersey. I'm gonna wear every piece of clothing. I have at once Yeah, she's wearing my kiss jacket I'm gonna wear my summer clothes, my fall clothes, my winter clothes, and my spring clothes all at once because I'm kooky Cindy Lauper.

Christine, first things first, you gotta take me to my mother to say goodbye. She's from the old country, you see. Yeah, she's from the old country. Yeah, she's from the old country. Yeah, she's from the old country. Yeah, she's from the old country. Yeah, she's from the old country.

Yeah, she's from the old country. Yeah, she's from the old country. Yeah, she's from the old country. Joan Jett was a thousand times cuter than Cindy Lauper. Look at that. Right there, click on, I mean, Joan Jett. God damn. Joan Jett wasn't a thousand times cuter than Cindy Lauper. Right there, click on it. I mean, Joan Jett, goddamn. Joan Jett wasn't a thousand times cuter than Cindy Lauper. A thousand, a thousand.

You're out of your mind, dude. A thousand. She was always sweaty, she had fucking bee sting tits. Because she could play an instrument, none like that singing twat you like. With a beautiful voice. Beautiful voice, it was a sweet. Joan Jett's a career of cover songs.

Entire career of cover songs. Beautiful, beautiful voice. Beautiful is not even sort of true. She doesn't have a beautiful voice. She has a beautiful voice. Did I ever show you a video of her failing live, dude? It's so great. Stop trying to take my girl down.

No, this has nothing to do with her looks. Your stupid waffle-hell girl doesn't sing that good. You think Sandy Lauper has a beautiful voice? She's got an amazing, watch her sing like real songs, like at last and shit like that. Dude, I think her voice is annoying. She looks half Asian, half Irish. She still sings actually.

She's got a fucking phenomenal voice. Why don't you shut the fuck up? She doesn't have a phenomenal voice. It's a squeaky weird voice. Madonna girl. You guys are out of your mind. She smells because all she wears is like hot, quilty shit. First of all, you're going back to the 80s look.

She's such a cutie. research acuity little tiny mouth make your wiener feel i was it i was against her and i was against till tuesday i i i was i cited with the swarthy boyfriend who did you know rat tail yeah he beat the share of her ultimately and she starts yelling out an opera you fucking crazy cut this is why you get hit in a beer he just went shut up and keep it down now voices carry do that dude That's the song about getting beaten up by a guy for sure. I guess I never

Shut up shut up shut up. I didn't take the lyrics and I just saw that Cindy Lauper that one always hot not always your clothes at a time hot that look and she's beautiful. She looks you there with blonde hair She's not beautiful. She's not beautiful. You think she's it's not crazy, dude Barbara Streisand, Cyndi Lauper inarguably That looks cute. She's got a phenomenal voice. She's got a weird stomach though Look she's trying to hide her body from the camera

She dances like an idiot. She's still got it. Her hair was always dumb. Yeah. But I like her, Jed. She expresses herself through her look. Joan Jett was smoking hot. She wasn't smoking hot. Leather pants.

Full blown bull dyke, by the way. You don't know that? 100%. Never. You can't prove it? Absolutely. Show me one picture of her making out or kissing or holding hands with a woman. She's nothing like that publicly, I don't think, but there might be something of her making out or kissing or holding hands with a woman. Oh no, she's done nothing like that publicly,

I don't think, but there might be something of her holding hands, but she's a full-blown lesbian. No, she's not. Yeah, but the guy who used to manage them, she's, of course she's a lesbian. She's not, she likes to be a bitch. If she was bisexual, that fucking manager made her a lesbian.

Bobby, a friend of mine, who works here, she was producing a show, and the host is attractive, and Joan Jett was the guest She told me that Joan Jett was looking at her like a piece of veal the whole time. Yeah, maybe she was hungry Yeah, she wanted to eat her. That's the point. We're making about that's not the point Christine do Joan Jett Do you want to touch me there live? Yeah, I'll see the thumbnail which one it is, but this is her failing So this is talk about not getting a crowd to get involved. They're just not, and she keeps asking them

to turn it up to 10. But she does like four times, she goes, okay, now turn it up to 10. It really makes me laugh. Let me see the second one there. She's never confirmed or denied her bisexuality, but is a vegetarian. Oh yeah, she's fucked up.

That means she likes it. That's not it, that's Oh yeah, she's f**ked up again. That's not it. That f**king screen's f**ked up again. She is a... Skip ahead a little bit. I love her hair too. Little punk rock hair. Nope.

The one I'm looking at, she's much shorter. Keep going, scroll down quicker. I'll see it when I see it. I'll note, it might be that one. That's when you've watched. Yup, start at the beginning This her whole band they're trying to get this crowd to do the yeah Oh, yes to this song for so long and then eventually just start start the song

Such an eat shit First of all it sucks to have to be the guy to start the as here we go yeah animated slapping his hands oh yeah oh yeah is going to high yeah oh yeah oh yeah for everybody everyone in the room Yeah, oh yeah. Oh yeah

They don't want to turn it up Lou They're doing it not what she wants well, you did not Mike buddy. No, you'll hear her reaction She's like come on, please. Oh, yeah It's like now I'm turned off I I don't want to do it. Pfft. Hahaha. Why is she turning English? Oh. Maybe they were at eight. She's not enjoying what they're doing. She gave a second chance to turn it up to ten.

Well, they turned it up to nine. They didn't know what ten was. She's annoyed Oh, yeah Jacob come on Yeah, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, just Christine now. Oh, I just don't like working that hard for it. Okay. But I mean, she uh... Every Christine drop is joy. Look at her little nose. I love it. Beautiful big eyes. She tried herself, she tried to make herself though not very hot. That was her move.

Dude, she's smoking hot. What are you talking about? I thought she was cute in Light of Day, the movie Light of Day. The very sad film about Alzheimer's and the effects it has on a family Who's already fractured? Nope Try again. She's the girl Michael j fox dude, that was very close. Come on what? You get the girl. He looks exactly like him

You're right dumbest haircut i've ever seen on her what the mullet? Yeah, same as Michael J Fox well she was mullet almost 100% of her career. Oh was she yeah, she had a spike like a spike mullet Oh, yeah, yeah, then she went to that Bon Jovi transition. Yeah, yeah But um she's cute. She's cute Cindy Lauper is better Yeah, but um she's cute. She's cute Cindy Lauper is better No way. Yeah, no now this girl's too aggressive in bed She was going all fours and sucks your wiener from behind my thing. That's weird my thing Yeah, I love what I love getting milk. You know that she's also a difficult come. I'm willing to bet Christine, correct She doesn't come. Yeah, she's right. She doesn't come doesn't come

She comes all the time Christine. Am I right? Yeah, I'm if she's lesbian. Haha, you'd make her come you put Madonna in a different argument I mean look how hot and adorable she is absolutely she's so much better than all of them She's a mixture of both. No one's gonna argue Against young Madonna young Madonna was the best nobody brought that up. No one's gonna argue against Young Madonna. Young Madonna was the best. Nobody brought that up. No one's talking about Young Madonna. I'm saying my per, listen, this is like,

no one's like, I think Madonna's actually ugly and not hot, no one said that at this time. Nobody. But some people didn't care for Cyndi Lauper. Lauper? Lauper. Lauper? I don't know, she's sure a bitch.

Yeah, Lauper. Why don't you say her name? I know Joan Jett. I go Lauper. real fan say Lauper Yeah, stupid last name for what mine's jet. That's awesome. It's a yeah That's you're talking about you're like you're approachable like this is my crush my jet jet Okay, that'd be my nickname suck it jet. Did you have a weird crush on somebody? How you gonna do it you like Edie Burkell or some shit like that you wanted a very dry long-haired girl

You're gonna go hey Lau, go down on me. Ugh, how fuckin' unsexy is that? Oh hell yeah, dude, it'd be clown makeup on my thighs. I like that. You'd have lint from her fuckin' You're just gonna get your dick sucked by a fuckin' clown? Sort of. You'd have lint and wool from her stupid jacket

and her dumb hat all over your pubes. Yeah, whose hat box is this? It's this chick I'm seeing. I had a real ugly cut crush with the divinals girl because she had her tits out. Well, she was a pig. Yeah, her face was not great. No, she had Chrissy Hines' face.

But I whacked off to that video a million times. Chrissy Hines got that other busted ass face. But she fucked everyone in the band, like why? Yeah, Chrissy Hines, you don't remember? She was never pretty. Where was she in? All of her teeth had spaces between them. The pretenders. Oh, the pretenders.

In pocket. She was more of a guy. Yeah. She was more like- So was Joan Jett. She's so much of a guy, she fucks chicks. Nah, dude, she was hot. She made all the guys wanna fuck.

Joan Jett? Yeah. No, that wasn't her deal. Dude, we didn't even know what a lesbian was back then. I know, but she wasn't doing it for you, I promise you. She was. She's hiding in plain sight, dude. Judas Priest know, but she wasn't doing it for you, I promise you. She was. She's hiding in plain sight, dude. Judas Priest style.

Dude, she was doing it for me, dude. The Vinyl Girls really. I met Joan Jett, you know that, right? The Vinyl Girls does smell bad. No, I didn't know that. I met Joan Jett, she was on sex, drugs, and rock and roll, and she actually came up to me, she goes, I've liked you for a while.

And then she just walked away. Really? Yeah. Well, we can't prove that. Yeah. That's the point. Dave Navarro didn't like me because I said he... I called him Joan Jett as a joke. And he didn't like... He didn't get it.

He can't prove that. We met Cyndi Lauper and she didn't like us. She didn't like us. She didn't like you? Your hair? No. Your tribute hair? No. here

The working day is fun big Jay just want to have fun Big Jay just wanna have fun and he wants He wants to have fun Jay wants to have fun. Jay wants to have fun. Yeah, look at Chrissy Hynde. I'm running with that haircut? No, she's ugly. But she, the thing was, it did look like a girl, though, like it'd be your mom's friend, who like her tit would be falling out of her shirt

once you had nice, though. Yeah, she's your mom's friend who pees in front of you outside at a party. Yes, exactly. Don't tell your mother. Don't tell your mother. Don't tell your mother I saw you. Don't look, you little perv. I can't look a little.

This is a clit. She never, uh, she never... Bobby, look where the piss comes out. Chrissy Hines never wiped past one piece of toilet paper not having shit on it. She's never wiped past that. Once there's one piece that seems like it's clean, she doesn't even do one more test,

like maybe I should get a little deeper. Her toilet paper has yellow pee and shit on it. And blood. Oh, she looks like fucking William DeFoe now. Wow. Dude, the Divinals girl. Was that Dennis Leary or was that her? Dude, the Divinals girl definitely smelled bad

when this happened. She had the bangs over her face for a reason. She's not ugly. The Divinals girl was not ugly at all. What about the girls from B52s? I always thought they were cute. Again, this might be unpopular. I would go, like we were saying about 90210,

I would pick the nerd girl pick the girl you know the nerd girl with the big stupid hair be 52 is I'd go no I'd go the red hair girl yeah the big stupid hair they're both awful looking now yeah I saw them years ago now I'd rather fuck Fred get your fat ass in here right now I'm gonna stick it up your ass and how No, I don't want to fuck her now but shiny happy people she could have got it Well, what do they look like back then? In the 80s the what the redhead was very cute. Yeah, that's what I'm saying I would go for her that'd be my look the tall ones goofus that one down the bottom the left go for her that'd be my look the tall ones goofus that one down the bottom the left yeah that one look like skankfest fans and yeah the girl the tall one it

looks horrible I like the one with the big stupid hair but to the right I think the right right look fantastic job looking things up do you have the video already up for shiny happy people? I have, but wait, this is, is B-52's R.E.M.? What? Well, she's in this song. She's in it, okay. She's back up.

I was like, did they cover it? Luke just knew music better than you. Yeah, he does. Yeah, she was cute. Yeah, nice body too. He's never been a good looking. He's always had HIV face. Yeah, we get to meet him in front of our house once.

It was awesome. Really? Yeah. Is he okay? He was friendly actually. Really? Relatively friendly. He was asking about the store next to our place when we lived in the East Village.

Yeah he was always ugly though. Yeah he was always like, I'm sick of something I caught in Africa. when we lived in the East Village. Cha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a- I mean look at that hairline. He's got to be in his early 20s here. I Used to hang out with theater girls in college When I joined this I was doing a play and acting and we used to hang they used to have part like theater parties And I was dude. I was fuckfests right now. It is stupid. I would go there and You know I was like I had a fucking tank. I had a wife beater skinny jeans You're having a conversation with a guy wearing a novelty hat. Yeah, I had it like guys like that were there Yeah, why are you wearing a suit? You're fucking 18. They were all mad at me because You know I was like what's up? What's going on? What's happened? I told him I was like let's go to the roof you guys want to show dicks and as we're going up

I don't think we're supposed to be up here. It says do not enter. Yeah, dude kick It's bad boy fucking a bunch of REM that bad boy Bobby was Rachel The groove is in the heart girl is a ass ugly groove is in the heart I loved her now, but you liked her body from that video when she's doing the dancing, but she was uh I'd rather fuck the urge overkill boys The girl from Ruby 52 is like old when they came? She looks like she's 40 in that video. I don't know man. They were young. I think she was. She never struck me. She was odd looking. You don't like this girl? I like her. I was so into her. I'm still into her. No. Too pale. Cindy Lauper is the palest human on the earth. No, for a whole time. How do you like Cindy Lauper and not this girl?

It's different. Why? This girl's personality sucks dick so much more than what Cindy Lauper's would be. Cindy Lauper's personality is not great. It's not true. We get to sit and talk music all the time. This girl just has to dance everything. We met her, Jay. She wasn't in it. She didn't like you.

Who do we mean? He wouldn't have hung out with her. Huh? Cindy Lauper didn't like hanging out with her. No! I fucking... Listen. I panicked. Hahaha! I made a jokeper didn't know I fucking I listen I panicked I Made a joke she didn't love what'd you say? Yeah? Wasn't even that bad. She just said that her friends said when she made when she would DJ

back in the day That her friends would always be like like I had such a great trip to your Song list yesterday Cindy and I had no idea I was just because I didn't do drugs. And I got so lairs, you're just picking songs you think are awesome. But other people are like have a needle hanging out of their arm. And she's like, oh, God, no. And left. Yeah. Almost immediately after that. And so no.

But I, you know, now I know the line. Stop being so edgy. I think I was being that edgy. She said the thing I just reiterated. Stop saying edgy shit, Jay. Tell me I'm wrong edgy I think I was being that edgy She said the thing I just reiterated Stop saying edgy shit Jay Tell me I'm wrong guys I just reiterated You can't hang with her I just reiterated what she said

I was a line I was saying Well I can think about what to say next You're a shock jock dude Shock jock Jay How's those needles in your arm Tell me about your penis. Show me your cunt. Did your friends do that? Come on, Cindy. Show me one tit. Come on now. What are we doing here? This girl looks like somebody's charade would bring to the cellar. Her teeth

are too big for her face and her mouth. Hi, what's your name? French. And she's also a DJ. This kind of dancing annoys the shit out of me yeah she's just cutting loose nothing makes me more angry than a white girl cutting loose black me up on this black Lou a white girl really cutting loose yeah it's weird yeah wedding stop cutting loose q-tip doesn't think you're cool yeah he took money so you could put him in his songs you put him in this song I hate people feeling it this yeah, this girl feels it so much Nothing makes me fucking kick myself in the cock more than a girl feeling it

And other people letting you know goes back up dude. She's feeling it Delight you bitch Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And fuck this genre of music. I was so intimidated by this video because they just I was so I couldn't do any of those Like this is what cool people do you can do all those? But I know that at the time every big yellow sunglasses Chinese guy with pigtails and weird glasses. Yeah, and then some nondescript Middle Eastern person does fucking other weird dances That's like the black eyed peas. I just described the blacked peas. Yeah, like does the guy an Indian or is Asian? I don't know Oh, remember the fucking smashing pump is that that guy funky glasses Asian guy James. E ha This kind of did nothing in the band his job was just to have a high ponytail and dance with nothing

He went one two, three four They got Bootsy Collins off the couch though given that oh My god, they had other songs. No one knows the other song click the other one Hey everybody if you're listening to the bonfire as a podcast you gotta know there's a whole second half of the show that you're Not getting to hear look if you love the bonfire which you know you do This is just half of the show go subscribe to serious SiriusXM at SiriusXM.com slash bonfire. Subscribe right now. Nobody knows another song from them.

Well, I'll tell you what. She just had to get out of that goofy 70s look and she looks better. Yeah, but she's just in a pile of leaves in somebody's backyard Which is cool. It's not cool stupid It is my bulkhead Asian friend. He doesn't have to have a bulk cut But he chose to have a Chinese bulk cut I would be panicked like I would actually think when I was a kid like if I walked

Into a room and saw these weirdos Like I would be so uncomfortable If their music wasn't so gay they'd be David Lynch characters I just didn't get it at the time I used to have the set if you just put Christine lower the volume on this and Lou put the sound of a ominous wind playing in the background Now Christine back this up a bit and I'm telling you this is gonna be dude. This is gonna be like Wizard of Oz and fucking Dark Side of the Moon Now Lou on top of that could you once in a while put like like a weird like low hum violin like a low hum violin, like fast, low,

type in creepy violin. Back up a little bit. It makes me so happy you're making fun of them. Back this up a little bit. This band traumatized me. Back up a lot, back up more than that. This is an independent film. This is insane. Turn all the lights off in the room. This is the Jim Morrison independent film. This is insane.

Turn all the lights off in the room. This is Jim Morrison's student film. Kill 100% of the lights. Jay, you do have a production bone in your body. This is a horror movie! Hey, Christine, can you introduce this? It's crazy. It's your high school independent film you made.

Hi, I'm Christine Evans, and this is called... The Moon Cycle. Hi, I'm Christine Evans and this is called the moon cycle Hi, I'm Christine Evans and this is the moon cycle Buddy if I was in a hotel room by myself right now, even if I knew this was d light and Lou doing all this I would turn it off. This dude this is loan for oh dude I just did what Rob Zombie did five times Rob Zombie just did what I did five times and that's amazing perfectly fits this jerk-off video this is insane actually put this on YouTube and all its glory dude I want to I want to do this to more things can you transition back to hear the actual song for a second please this is what's going

on Oh my god, they're in a creepy sort of a spaceship. It's an IFO. Look at those legs and tits. Are you guys crazy? He's amazing. The green. Oh, hey! Say hey!

Go Jay! Go Jay! Go Jay! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Of his eggs, oh no he went into the egg Damn this is brilliant Christine stay what you said again, please. I think the people like to hear it I'm Christine Evans, and this is moon cycle Not that you do have a production bone in your body. I lied I was drunk you were drunk maybe one day we'll release the audio I feel drunk watching this the audio is gonna be great a lot of you don't have that their last day hammered on video maybe do a lot of people do have that speaking speaking of Christine can I I got something what herpes don't let her sit on your face I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, We have enough time. I just wanna bring this up real quick because you had mentioned something and a fan had sent this to me.

You were like, hey, don't give our address out on the air. Like it's not, you know, that's a pretty big deal. And she was like, whatever, right? And then somebody sent you a video tape of my house or something inside my apartment? Somebody went to Google Earth, not in a stalkery way, in a fan way. That's crazy.

And this is what comes up on Google Earth. When they went to, I'm not gonna give away more information because it's already out there. This is the craziest shit ever, Jay. This is what comes up with the information that Christine let out about your abode that you said that was dumb to do. If you had done this, that's what comes up

on Google Earth Street. This is crazy. This is crazy, dude. I'm not playing it, just staring at the screen. Oh, bro. So, Christine, good idea. Someone was able to triangulate you. Buddy, is that, is that crazy? I wouldn't sleep at night. So Christine good idea someone was able to triangulate you You and Dawkins by the way putting up that music it was fantastic during that I

Mean wow How how crazy is it's your girlfriend walking on the street? That's your dog and your chick. With the street that you live on. I mean, one little nook of information and we found her. We found the director and producer of... What was it called again? Moon Cycle. producer of What was it called again? my moon cycle Wait, I don't I'm trying to find it on a

Street view dude. I hope it's Dawkins just has a bunch of other dogs in the apartment What are you doing? I'm trying to find it where I don't really use Google Earth. Yeah, you're trying to triangulate. Christine, zoom in. Enhance. I'm zooming in, but you're going to get to, where's the street view? You got to click on it. Click on that. Down, down, down, down.

Go the other way. Go the other way. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. There, go down. Now, enhance. Yeah, click the blue line. Click the blue line.

Boom, and here you go. Now scroll. Now pull in. Oh my god Christine you're Google there model you are seeing you like this you have you a different time you know it's just a different angle no it's not oh that's you're wearing different clothes that's the same thing no you're not she is she is talking about I read top looks red okay looks red. Okay looks red It's burgundy so wait can you sweep around to see you like in a different way? Yeah, screw to hit the arrow

Yeah, go down the street go down hit the arrow again and now turn left and there you are now zoom in Now go back Look at your butt. Let's go behind you Check your can out on the street. Let's check out your tush. Look at you. Oh my god. There you are. Is that crazy?

I can't believe I'm on Google Earth. You are. So when Google Earth came by to map, you just happened to be outside? Yeah. Can we put that in your credits? Yeah. Christine, you've seen her on Google Earth?

Along with Cedar Moon or whatever movie you directed. So hilarious. My dad loves Google Earth. I have to tell him I'm on it. Christine, do me a favor. The fact that you're walking in that direction, go down to the garage opening and see if I'm in there smoking. It's very possible.

We thought if Jay's there getting a hand job from some chick. And pointing over my shoulder at Christine like dumb ass. This isn't that old. Christine. Yeah. Go. Get up there. Now, make a left. Am I in there smoking, drinking a chai?

What if you saw Jacob jerking off in the vestibule staring at her ass? Damn, it's so weird. Who is that coming up? There is a car coming up. No, that wouldn't be me. I'd stand in there and smoke. The guys over at the building next to me recognize me. And it's fun. I'm always on the phone drinking chai in street clothes. There's a lot of pictures of me in that parking lot

opening Were people like coming out of the parking lot of right? Just whatever is getting recognized, but it's so much like just street You know I mean like bed clothes that I can't inside in is that wild That's really wild from the information that you gave on the show. He wasn't being creepy. He was just... That's flat out bonkers. I mean, he was just stalking a little.

Jacob... We put it in the address of the theater. Yeah. Jacob, my love, I want to do this. It's this week. We have to get this... I want to get this history quiz in because you put together... Jacob's mic's off.

We put together... You put together a beautiful quiz. Is this shooting around the whole room? I was gonna do you and Christine, but I could ask anybody. Actually, it'd be great if we opened it up. Yeah, I think we should open it up and find out we're all dumb,

or some of us are really smart. I read some of the questions already. Okay, fair enough. Oh, and you know the answers already. Yeah. I mean some of the questions already. Okay, fair enough. Oh, and you know the answers already. Yeah. I mean, I have other questions. And his America is different than ours.

Well, here's the thing. His history is different? His history is different. You're like, it was a terrible time. And you go, and the answer is the 50s? I thought the 50s was great. Yeah, that was the greatest generation. Oh, right.

For you. Oh, yes. Oh, oh, oh. Well, now realize. Christine, stop jerking off to yourself on Google Earth. Move on, you psycho. You made it. You're famous. I'm famous.

I'm famous. You going to use that as a credit? Yeah. Give it up. Christine Evans from Google Earth. Just go, it goes, hey, everyone, look up this address, and you'll find me. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Is that the address right there? No. Oh, okay, good. No,

no, that's not. Yeah, help him narrow it down. Are you retarded? I'm not putting that out. Nobody knows what it says. Does it matter? The people already know. They Google Earth it and it says that address in front of it. Is that your address? actually not our address it's one of the other ones what's wrong with you why are you so bad at this jimmy daughter she's shy you say so seems retarded I think it is who I heard like the zoo hey tell that thing back to keep a motion we shit how many times this week do you have to give up she's's all right. She's happy she's on something. Christine, you want to tell my flight time what time I'm getting picked up for a thing? It's middle of the night usually, so it's very empty on the streets.

You could easily kill me, for sure. Four a.m. Add an address. Not that one, but near there. Now you can whittle it down a little bit more. Whittle it down. There's only two buildings in the area. God, Christ Almighty.

Jacob, what was that flailing motion? That'm terrified. What's going on? Jacob computer shitting the bed. Sorry That was a great a pantomime. That was fantastic. Yeah, everything's coming when you're wearing a hood Jacob It seems so much more important. Yes. Oh, no, my which is brew I just lost my elixir to a 12 year old. It feels like I know what to do My last eye of newt just fell in the toilet. We'll just pull it out. Oh, man, there was a turd in there. Ah, dude, I gotta get a magic frog.

I gotta get a unicorn horn. I gotta go way back. It's too much work. Fuck this, dude. History quiz is over. What's wrong with you, Jacob? Nothing. Are your dick pics getting shot out

everywhere? You're air dropping dick pics around? It's all good. Are you good? Yeah. You're good, you sure? Well here let me see. Jacob, use the magic of the hood to calm yourself down. I am. I'd like to think about this. I'd like to think about this for a second. We're all gonna play. Is it just jump in and answer or is it we have to have like... Well I guess I'll keep track now that I was just gonna do you and Christine but I think it's great to do you Lou. It's gonna be boring I think I'm gonna beat Christine. I don't think either of us are gonna do great and I think I'm gonna beat her easy. Yeah we're both you're both dumb. We're both dumb but I just retain much more information. You retain

information of stuff you love. And then also just a weird amount of information do you want to hear every linking verb? is our was were has have had do did may will can must my could should would Shall and be being and been every linking verb Well, I Was one of the greatest things I've ever heard I'm so dumb. I don't even know there was a linking verb. What's a linking verb?

It links other things together. Yeah, it's like the linking verb. You're saying the word before the verb, so it's like John, that's why it's like is, are, was, were. Why did you learn that? How do you know that? When I went to live with my dad for a very brief time in Canton, Ohio, for junior high. He used to make you do that every night

so you didn't talk to him. All right, go do your Lincoln verbs. I'm gonna watch the game. He tied me to a pole and beat me until I learned it. No, he would, no, I just went there with, I went to a school until then, and still an after that for the most part. My school was gonna be kindergarten through 12th grade

There's no switching anything. So going to the new place. I really had like a I'm gonna turn it around this time. I'm gonna do really good now Which is one of the first things they put up there Like lessons they put up was a linking and I just somehow met was able to memorize all of them in some sort of a rhythm Do one more time is our was where has have had do did may will can must might could should would shall and be Being and been I don't even think about it If you ask me with exception of very few if you asked me did I just say is this one of them? I'd have to do the whole thing in my head again to hear if it was in there

It's like you're so secure and I would give us the last four digits. I stuff to the whole thing in my mouth I have the whole thing six months haven't The list goes down you see 23. Let's see if I have 23 is our was were has have had Do did may will can must might could should would shall and be being and been you you got 22 I miss I've always this time missed one linking ver one linking What a dick I'm starting off bad Maybe everything all right, that's why your dad kicked you out of the house Made you live back with your mom and then he kicked me out of the house for being such a geek

So with this game what I did I did I just thought up questions on US history and but I extended it to common world history questions also Like World War two World War one sure, but then Lou Louis contacted me and said you know there's a immigration and naturalization test and He said it turns out a lot of people most Americans would fail this test Yeah, so we can find out if all of you would be deported if we Think this has been done on shows before I think that one particularly the immigration test like most Americans can't buy so we can Give it a shot. I want to do the Jacob quiz too. This is my these are my questions

I only took a couple from the the main one Jacob can ask you a question before we do this How are we doing you? How are we turning this over to everybody? How's there a fair shake for everyone's is just yell your answer if you know it well I was gonna go around the room just one person each question. Okay. Okay. That works. Do you know the answers? Did you know the answers or you did you not know these I knew I knew the answers you know the answer So you're I would say and maybe I think one I have to look up Okay, Jacob should a question default if I don't get it Does Christine get a shot?

Yeah, yeah, I'd like somebody to be able to steal but Howard but it was only gonna be the two of you So I don't know how you could send it down the line for the steal The next person is the neck cuz they're always that always change out one person gets wrong. It always moves to someone's advantage Well, could you just go buzzer hit your buzzer? No, there's no buzzer. Yeah, there is. Watch. Yeah, then someone's got to figure out who went first. What's your buzzer? Just have a different buzzer. That says what's yours? Buzz. I mean, she can't. I can't do anything. What's mine you ask? Yeah. Bobby, I respected yours.

You respect mine. I wish you had just Lincoln verbs. Is there was for as I've had to do, be able to count must my kitchen, but shall I be being a bin and one more that I don't know. I thought you were going to ask us the same questions and we were going to each answer like write down the answers or something. We could always write down the answers and we all get a shot and then we could show the answer you know what I mean everyone can write for a second. The answers are going to be pretty simple. I like that. I think it's funny that all of you I would love to see how all

of you fared on these questions. So that's what I'm saying we get all right so we all write it down. And I trust you. Well, no, don't trust us. We're gonna write it down first. You can't trust anybody in this room. Do not trust us. I've got a pen. I have pens if you need.

Don't trust Christine. She would cheat off of my paper. And I'm keeping score. I have Bobby, Jay, Lou, and Christine written down. Christine, seriously? Don't cheat. You don't cheat. Who am I cheating off of?

I couldn't see anybody's paper. You could see mine. Move your paper over. So we're not going to use our buzzers? Bobby, we're not using the buzzers, I'm sorry. Whatever. It's fine. Can I hear buzzer one more time? Mine?

Yeah. Baloooga, baloooga, ba-ba-loooga. Theodore Roosevelt. Christine, can I hear buzzer one more time? Buzz. Loooga. Theodore Roosevelt. Christine, can I hear a buzzer one more time? Buzz. I mean, it's better. Yeah, where'd you get it fixed? She's a second chance Christine.

Buzz. Now some of these. Christine's buzzer is trans. Buzz. Buzz. Buzz daddy. I'll give you a little heads up. Oh, that's my buzzer.

Buzz. Buzz. Buzz. Buzz, Daddy. I'll give you a little heads up. Oh, that's my buzzer. Thank you, Kevin, for giving us our six gear summer hoodies and shirts. And they're up right now on comagraball.com. I got to do a shirt purge. Shirt purge. We're going to give away a bunch of shirts at Christmas. Yeah, but I got to do a shirt purge before the homeless are going to get these ones.

I also like seeing my local homeless wear my old gear. Makes me feel good. I'm like, oh, skanking out. That was a good episode. Are we ready, gang? But he was so ready. So, you just write it down. Oh, whose alarm is that? Baloooga!

Baloooga! Hang on, they're all in the fritz. Baloooga! Good evening. Welcome to U.S. and World History on the Bonfire. Tonight, four historians will battle it out on their knowledge of American and world events. welcome Christine Marie Evans Jason Okerson Lou Witzke and Robert Kelly and now your host Jacob Batat. Jacob you're such a racist I know what you do is look over there and point and make sure you tell Lou that says four instead of two now or something like that. He does. You piece of shit. He's like oh just so you know you have to say it's four not two. I don't know if your brain something like that. You piece of shit. He's like, oh, just so you know, you have to say it's four, not two. I don't know if your brain could handle that.

Wow. Think about it. Jacob. All of a sudden, out of the top of my head, because I wrote it, I was like, oh my God, there's four now. Fuck, dude. It was terrible.

White man starts wearing a hood, this is where it goes. It's true. Yamanika was right. I feel so powerful with a hood. I know, dude. You'd be the tiny clan. And and you know Lou went like this to me Yeah, you should get a tiny grand wizard. I got it asshole look

You should get one of those hoods You know those secret hoods where you rub it one way and it's one color and you rub it the other way And so you rub it that way it can be white and rub it the other way. I felt the need to do it I have a pillow. See would again Are we gonna take a break? Do we have time? Yeah? Okay, there's no reads. Oh Why would you say it like that? I want an edge in the competition. I want to get in your heads

You don't want to take a break now and then come back with no This is gonna probably be our last week on the air with no ad read So why don't we just do this and now Lou ruined everyone's mood? Hey, do people stop selling stuff? There's a podcast read So be happy with that be happy with that Season I'll have to tell you you're a slow season. Shall we begin? Yes gentlemen and lady How many presidents are depicted on Mount Rushmore? When everyone's in we can turn our answers over improve our answers, let me see your answers, please I said five I

Said five I Said four four four. Okay, so me and Bobby are out. You threw me out. I was like, are there? I want to say something though. If you count the one... I've been there. I've been there too. If you count the one that they stopped doing...

I'm not trusting myself anymore. You said it was such conviction. It was only four. I've seen it a million times. Alright, please write down, because I'm just going myself anymore. You already said it was such conviction. It was only four. I thought I kissed when it was five. I've seen it a million times. Alright, please write down, because I'm just going to follow up. Sure. Write down the four presidents on Mount Rushmore.

Oh, god damn it. I'm going to go cover it because Necrosin's going to try to fucking... Yeah, of course I'm right. Christine is looking blankly at me right now. She's smiling. What the fuck these guys are? Oh wait. Yes you do, they're presidents of the United States.

There's no partial credit, but I do want to see the ones you know. So write down everything you got. Ten more seconds. We got to cut time here. Yeah, no, I understand. I understand. I was trying to think of that fourth one there. No one ever remembers that fourth one. And... We talked about them yesterday pens down please pens down, okay Jason what do you have Lincoln Washington Roosevelt and Joey Bishop? No, oh this wasn't the rat pack Bobby Lincoln Washington Jefferson and Ted Nuget No, she's Teddy Roosevelt Washington Lincoln and Jefferson Fuck yeah no Teddy Roosevelt Washington Lincoln Jefferson correct fuck yeah couldn't get Teddy we talked about him yesterday I got I put Washington Lincoln Jefferson Adams

Adams he's too fat to go to mountain he didn't become popular until the miniseries I also cared about him until the book came out I'd also written what's his face in Snoop Dogg I don't read those out loud by the way way, only Lou got that right. Yeah. Yeah, whatever. I'm a genius. Lou is leading. Why are you saying that shockingly? Yeah. Well, I'm letting you know that you need to know.

You thought Lou was the stupidest one? No. I want you to know who you are. It's one question. I've been here 22 years. I'm no dummy. It's one quote what? Lady gentlemen name the three branches of government fuck yeah America The branches of government Done done. What's this other one? Uh... Mm-hmm. Done! What's this other one?

Mm-hmm. And... pens down, please. Oh, come on. I mean, how long can we take here? Five seconds. We're on the radio. The listeners want to hear you writing? All right, I got my hands around. Jason, we'll start with you. I don't think it's going to be completely writing. All right, I got my answer in. OK. Jason, we'll start with you.

I don't think it's going to be completely right. Judicial, legislative, and light kink? That's wrong. Christine Evans. Legislative, executive, judicial. Correct. Whoa. Same thing, legislative, judicial, and executive.

Robert Kelly, your answer please. I don't wanna read my answers. Read your answer, Bobby. I don't wanna read my answers. Did you say Snoop Dogg? No. I did. Because I wish I wasn't silly, I was serious. I don't wanna read my answers. Well, I get silly until I can think of the real things.

I said the Senate, the Congress, and a squiggly line. Okay, okay. It's three answers. I would have taken that. It's incorrect. Wait, Okay. It's three answers. I would have taken that. It's incorrect. Wait, you guys have no points yet. Hey man. It's two questions.

Yeah, it's two questions. That was three. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever, dude. No, you're three behind. One sub-sub question. Yeah, it was sub like you. I'm letting you know.

Can you tell us who belongs to what branch? That was a follow-up question. Is your mother the answer? Or should we waste time me writing that down? Yeah, one point for me. Market. Congress would be what, Christine? Legislative. Congress, Senate would be? Legislative. Right. All right, we'll move on. All right, we'll move on. But I did have, I was right in a way. No you presidents executive. I was a sub thing Mine was sub like sub what? Legislative like Dom and sub yeah Top and bottom. I'm gonna get fat. Yeah, I'm getting points for that. That was just for me. That was just I wanted to

Stupidity I want to watch you shine presidents executive the courts judicial I'm gonna go eat through my baby stomach. The court's judicial. She was so proud of herself. You're a nerd. We knew you were a nerd in high school. She's not a nerd. She was a nerd in high school.

I'm not a dropout. You were? Mm-hmm. Well, how about? She's a geek. She's no nerd. We need to beat these people up. We do.

I'll show us. No. Yeah, Lou. Get two more of these right, dude. up. We do. I'll show us. No. Yeah, Lou, get two more of these right, dude. I'm fucking putting your underwear over your head. Yeah. Go ahead, Lou. One more round and I'm gonna snap your baby finger. You're not gonna be able to do your DJing.

Yeah, have fun doing your fucking quinceañeras next weekend. Gentlemen, lady, what is the name of Thomas Jefferson's home? Oh, wow. Oh, fuck. That's actually one of the easiest ones so far. I'm trying to think of a play. Hamilton. Though they say in Hamilton? They must.

Okay, that makes sense, I guess. One of those stupid songs. That's a quick one. Jason. You want me to go first? Yes. Slave Manor? Do you have a bigger, another name? Slavery Manor. No, that's incorrect. Oh. I'm sorry. You, is that your real answer? Oh, Team 10 house? Team 10 house? I'll come back to you. Christine Evans? I said something plantation. That's incorrect. Louis Witzke. Your answer please. Fuck.

I don't know. The Brown House. Oh, Baddie's Caribbean? Robert Kelly for the steal possibly. Your answer please. Bobby's watching his water. Wait, I'm going to take a picture of Bobby's face right now. It's a famous thing. My answer is in Virginia.

If you partied there, you called it slave matter. I don't know what the technical term is. Thomas Jefferson House is called the Wheat Thin Estate. No, dude. For real, nobody got this? Dude. That's not it? Isn't my close?

It's the Omega Phi House, dude. Wait a minute, don't tell me. For Black Step teams. Jay was closest. It's called the Cotton Mill. No. It's called Whites Only Manor? Witwitty.

The answer was Monticello. I knew that. Oh, shit. I didn't know that. I knew that. I'll give you another US Monticello plantation. It's just Monticello. You want me to give you plantation? Yeah. That's just a name for a generic name. Every house in. I'm going to go with American soil. That's what it was. Is American soil acceptable?

Yeah. Plantation. Most of this country, except California, where they didn't have a lot of it. How many questions do you have? I just want to know. I have a ton. Oh, great.

OK, exactly. I have more than enough. Sure. We're going to have to take a break, right? Well, in a minute. I think we get a couple more questions. We'll do a couple more and take a break. I want to make sure we can get to a round two, where the points are doubled.

Shall I give you a different US President home, or should I, I'll come back to it. Jacob, you do whatever you want to. I wanna get, I wanna see this. I'm warming up. What was the name of George Washington's home? Very famous. Dude, come on. You all know this.

Yeah, I know. And I'm right. That's an easy one. Yeah. I got it. That's a one-word answer So bang Robert Kelly, you're confident. Yes, cuz this is a trick question It's not the White House You got burned that was his house no buddy first president and that was his house the White House He'd never stepped foot in the White House.

What? It wasn't built yet. It wasn't built yet. Yeah, but it wasn't called... Dude, the house that was there before... No. Bobby, your point, Bobby. Dude, I'm telling you right now...

Don't just let him say that history's cut and dry fact. Bobby, the White House was not built yet. It was called the Whitmore. No. No? I know what it's called. The Biltmore. I can't give you multiple ones until you get it.

Four Seasons? Louis Witzke. I don't know. Williamsburg. No, that's incorrect. Dumbass, this was easy. Christine Marie Evans. I don't know. Wow. Jay looks confident as hell. No, that's incorrect. I'm asked this Christine Marie Evans

Wow Jay looks confident as hell Valley Forge, Pennsylvania Okay, it was in Valley Forge, Pennsylvania the answer was Mount Vernon will move on Money earned in Mount Vernon and you got to write it down or it doesn't count what I've got if I said money earned in Mount Vernon I And you gotta write it down or it doesn't count. What I've got if I said money earned in Mount Vernon? I wrote down White House. I wrote down nothing. I wrote down Valley Forge, but when you said it was one word,

which by the way, Mount Vernon is not one word, but okay. When did they build the, is that a question maybe? Don't ask, don't answer. I forgot that you were, John Adams was president, so this, well I don't wanna give any weight. Jacob, make this harder, let's get some exact dates I'm kidding really no no no let's get some middle names no dates I know around gentlemen lady which European country gave the United States the Statue of Liberty I know everyone's got

it look at the confidence. Well, this everyone's got. I wanted to throw you a bone there. Jason Okerson. France. Christine Marie Evans. France. Louis Witzke. France. Bing bing bing bing France.

Point for everyone. And now is where I come on fucking blazing. You just you guys just got on the board now. I got the taste dude. I saw it go through the rim. That's all it takes sometimes. OK. Who wrote the Star Spangled Banner?

Christine, what are you doing? Do you know? I have no idea. Breaks my heart. It should break your heart, everybody. Jason Okerson? The answer is, sorry Lou, Francis Scott Key. Correct.

You had like Jimmy Scott Key, Lou. Billy Scott? He didn't write it on a fucking banjo, this guy. Robert Kelly, your answer please. Francis Scott Key. No, no, your answer please. Francis Scott. No, no, no, he wrote that after. He wrote it afterwards. I did not.

He wrote it afterwards. I did not. I did not. I did not write it after you. I wrote it while you wrote yours. I'll give it to him. Did you? I wrote it while you wrote yours.

I could have sworn you made a noise that you just gave up on that one and didn't know the answer. It was not me. Bobby? Swear to God. Cheaters. She looked at me. She's a fucking piece of shit

I said I don't know I already wrote mine down before you said that I was you you have to be the watch To make sure that Scrupulous in competition Okay, so so far only Jake and Bobby the Christine Marie Evans. I have no idea. I had no idea I wrote William Scott Key. Billy Scott. Can't give that to you? So are you using a full page of paper

for every answer with a Sharpie? No, no, I'm folding. So I don't get that, right? Yeah. Christine, he's DJ writing. We'll do one more and then take a break. I think this is a good question leading into the break. Lady. Round one, I feel pretty good.

Lady, gentlemen, which countries formed the Axis powers in World War II? Wait, the good guys you mean? That's the whole point of it. The Axis powers. Totally. The Axis powers. Yeah, totally. Christine's not writing anything. Okay, Yeah, totally. Christine's not writing anything. Okay, let's say these ones. Shh, shh, shh, shh. Give you 10 more seconds. How many countries are there?

That's not a, I'm not telling you that. It's an axis, dude. I had to try. Probably three. Mr. Cotter. All right, pens down please. Not yet, I gotta think of another place I need another access Christine it's for you to decide yeah, be access of awesome

I don't know if it's the exit of evil or awesome Just tell me if they're good people or bad people. Pens down, please. Well, I have got US, England, and nothing. Me too. Wait, can you slow down in order? No. Your pens are down. I'm angry I had to stop.

Stop being evil, Jay. Oh, they were evils? Jay, give your answer, please. I'll go last. No, no. I said my answer. US and England and nothing. That's horribly wrong. Yes, so it was definitely so it was. Christine Maria. Can I say something, though? I know who it is, no. I said my answer. U.S. and England are nothing. That's horribly wrong.

Yes, so it was definitely... Christine Marie Evans. Can I say something though? It's technically right for the other people. Christine Marie Evans? I knew it was evil. Who do you have? U.S. and Britain. That's incredible. It's incredible.

Lewinsky. That's unbelievable. Yeah, Jacob, our I stay getting pussy dude you know Jacob but I stay getting pussy though Germany France and Russia what no that was dumb Germany Japan Italy thank you why was mine dumb you said Russia they were fighting on our side. What did you write? Oh, how would I know that? Why did you say you, why did you list us amongst the Axis powers? Why don't you trust me?

Hang on. It says right here, Germany, Italy, Japan. It had Romania and Hungary, Hungary was in it too. But Germany, Japan, and Italy were the main. After Germany took over Italy and joined with Mussolini. I know I would have got that if I decided to go with the evil ones instead of the good guys. I still would have gotten it if I had gone evil.

No? Come on. I weep for the future. I don't have kids. Japan bombed us. We'll take a break and come back. Japan bombed us, Mussolini and Hitler. When did Japan bomb this it was gonna break we'll take a break and come back and bomb this Mussolini and Hitler come on when did you pay a bomb us my birthday December 7th 19 that was a question that I wish you hadn't too easy now me and

Christine easily got it would you have gotten that one I would have gotten the date I don't know about the year please don't give any more days. It's the bonfire. This is why we don't have ad reads. We'll be right back.