The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Slipknot Problems

Episode Date: August 13, 2026

Kelly Osbourne demanded child support from her ex Sid Wilson after he was fired from the band Slipknot. Jay gives the history of Slipknot, citing a documentary that paints them as backstabbers. | Bobby wears a Wu-Tang shirt on the subway and bombs when trying to small talk about the rappers. | Jay watches a pedo hunter that accuses a set of rural twins of criminal activity. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. I got, uh, I got really fucking, I got hit on the subway today, dude. With what? I was wearing my, uh, my Wu-Tang shirt. Mm-hmm. And, uh. Someone I should have give it to them? No, I got, I, I, I, I was getting on the C train to go downtown.

I just made it through the doors. Nice. And I jump on. I'm like. So how closed were they? What do you mean? If I say I just made it through doors, the gap that was in that door would have fit a lot of other normal people easily. Let's say this.

I made it. But I was coming down and the train was already there with the doors open. So I was like, let me try to make it. So I ran all the way down, made it through the turnstile. And then I'm like, I'm not going to make it. And I ran to the train because it was way too. Like the train comes. Bebing.

and I rant and I jump through the door and then I... Bobby, this is why I've been begging you to train Jim Cotta with me. Week after week I say, Bobby, don't go up to New Hampshire. Stay here, train Jim Cata with me all weekend. I got a guy. And then you're like, I don't want to learn Jim Cotto. When will I need it?

Well, today I needed Jim Cata. And now you fucked up because now you could have used Jim Cata today. I jumped on the train. There was a white dude. chubby little corny white dude. And I was like, how long have I, how long, how long was the train waiting? I don't know why. I said that why it matters.

But I was just like, how long was the train, how long will I be waiting? Because I thought maybe it was stalled. He goes, just a little bit, waiting for the E-Train. And then this older black woman, kind of cool, you know, maybe, you know, maybe 60 or something. New York, she turns, she goes, Wu-Tang. How old? She was like maybe 60, something like a little older than me. White?

Black. Black. Okay, black. Black. She was black. Black lady. But New York black. Like, she was.

What does that mean? You know, there's like, uh... She wasn't wearing a bandana? No, she was just cash. She was cash, you know, she was cool. She didn't call you Honey Child? No. I don't know, she was just cool.

She didn't ask you about the Bible? But she was just like, Wu-Tang. You liked the Wu-Tang? I was like, and I panicked. I was like What'd you do I was just like Did you start rapping?

I just I went I went yeah Yeah Yeah I love the Wu Teng I went to the concert She goes you went to the con Where did they play

And I just started Rambling About the Wutang And I was like And I brought you into it Oh wow I've been here before Bobby I feel very

I feel a lot of I was like I like them You know for a little But my friend My friend Jay really into him He's the one who got me Into him a lot

We went to the concert And she's like, where? I was like, oh, MSG was at the concert. You know, it was great. She said, really? She just kept asking. I was like, yeah, man, it was great. We had a great time.

I got this, that's where I got the shirt. I got the shirt. I wouldn't shut the fuck up. And then I, for some reason. You bore her eventually? I went, I went, yeah, man, they got a movie out now, too. I went to the movie. And she went, who's got a movie?

And I couldn't think of Riza. And I just said, I said, I said, the Wu-Tang has a movie. Oh, no. I said the whole band has a movie. That's a woman's behavior.

And I looked at the white guy and he just kind of went like, like, roll, like, what? And I went, yeah, she goes, the Wu-Tang has a movie. I go, yeah. She backpedaled and said,

no, I mean a TV show on Hulu about life. I said movie and I could, in my brain I'm going, I couldn't think of Rizza. I was just wanted to say Rizza has a movie. It's only three letters. I know.

And I panicked. I've rapped with him, man. You've wrapped with them? I'm part of his band. Yeah, I mean, you guys, I thought hit it off. We hit it off. It seemed like it at the time. Buddy, it was so uncomfortable.

And then she just stopped, like, she turned away from me. And I was like, yeah, it was a good movie. I think Tarantino was involved in it. I couldn't shut it down. I couldn't shut down that. So I understand, like, being accepted in the black culture, how it takes over your body as soon as you think. think there's an inn. So what you're

doing is apologizing for making fun of my black people rule t-shirt. I apologize because I understand what happens. Accepted. If you started in black comedy clubs as me, you would understand the powerful feeling that courses through your body upon black

acceptance. When she said Wu-Tang because I immediately talked to the goofy white guy next to me. I even acknowledge her. I would never interrupt her day with my horse shit white person question, how long have you been waiting? Why would I do that?

You should just start naming other black artist. Smokey Robinson's also good. Tears of a clown, I wish I would have seen him. As soon as she said, Wu-Tang, I just, I knew, buddy, you don't know enough about this band. You should have been like, I don't listen to this bullshit. I was ever run the jewels. I don't listen to this free shirt.

I took this off a bum. I couldn't think of the opening band, too. I really wanted to talk about that. You were wearing that shirt yesterday. Yesterday, I know. I know, I panic. I don't retain stuff. I don't retain.

I don't retain. Run the jewels. And Wu-Tang Clan, you don't retain? Riza? I don't retain stuff when I get nervous. If you couldn't call up Capadonna. What? Exactly.

If you, at your advanced age, couldn't drum up, inspect the deck. No one's getting mad at you. Inspect the deck, I remember. But you don't, you wouldn't recall it yourself. No, I couldn't recall Rizza. Right. Yes. That's the one you, Riza, Method Man, ghostface, Ray Kwan.

Yep. Maybe even you got Old Dirty Bastard. Old Dirty Bastard. You don't forget any of those. I couldn't. Old Dirty Bastard. You could forget Master Killa. Yep, 100%.

You could totally forget him if you want. You God, you could sort of forget. Buddy, I was trying to say who came out with them. And I almost, thank God I did it. I almost brought up. It was funny because when they say the N-word. Nice. And I didn't.

You should tell her the story. I was going to tell the story. And, you know, there's a guy who came on our show. He's a red-headed guy, but I like him because he sounds black. Anyway, this is me. It was nice to meet you. Dude, I fully. Anyway, so this is me right here.

It's great. Great chat and miss. All I had to do is this. Wu-Tang, yeah. I saw him out of the garden. You like Wu-Tang? Yeah, it was great concert. Let me prove.

Now you wanted to prove it to her. You go, I'm not just wearing this shirt. I'm ingrained in the culture. But here's a problem. I am just wearing this shirt. I know. And that's what I should have went with. And that's why I told you, we should get Wu-Tang tattoos together.

So if this ever comes up, no one questioned you. I tell you constantly, let's just get Wu-Tang W's tattooed on it somewhere. And then everyone will be like, well, of course they're fans. No one does that. They're not fans. And then no one's going to ask you about the names. Also, but I could get the names, a couple of the names tattooed on me too. You should have said, if she goes, if she said the whole Wu-Tang clan, you go,

No, not all of them. Which one's your favorite? And then she would say, everybody but Rizza first. She goes, well, I hate Riza. You go, ooh, but that is the one. That's the one who made the movie. Thanks for getting to it.

She's going to go and go. She's like, Little Dirty Bastard? Did you guys know that Wutang made a movie? Like, Wutang didn't make a movie. I actually fucked her in her group of people. Because she's going to pass on information that's not true. I got to tell you, thank God black people have kids when they're insanely young.

Because I have grown to really appreciate the fact that old dirty bastard's parts are done by his son. I love that. He does sort of like an impression of him but it's like great. He has his hair the same

with the things up and he does like you know he wraps just like his dad not by you know that's not by instinct that's just doing the parts of the songs but like it's cool to have him come out and do it I bet it's fun as fuck for him. I thought he was great too

that was awesome to see that. Little dirty bastard. It was kind of cool. Yeah it's great. I watched a whole documentary on Old Dirty Baxter And I wrapped with Rizzo. When I die, Isabel's going to do my whole black cock routine at my Kennedy Center

Costumous Award. Max is going to do my marshmallows and suck a stool at my funeral. Guys, I think we all know my dad said it best when he said, Marshmellios with hot chocopalopalopolis. Oh, hell yeah. But now dad's up there, playing cards with Jimmy Hendricks. Janice Joplin, George Floyd. Don't forget Patrice.

Charlie Kirk, Patrice, Vic Henley, Keith Robinson. By the time I die. Young dirty bastard. Your old dirty bastard. The other one, the guy from Slipknot who died. That's heating up, huh? Did you see? So it's like, I didn't even take it that crazy other things.

I mean, he's the DJ. Visually on stage he was always awesome. The DJ? Yeah. but yeah he's kicked out of the band or whatever no one's really talking about it like why and i'm which is like it's like the third person who's like left of an original one died it's like doesn't really as long as they have that singer corey tip doesn't really matter what they throw together and the clown really and they're all wearing masks you can throw a fucking

whatever mask he was wearing the clown's important it's his band he started it you know i mean the percussionist guy is there two of them though clowns no two on each side wasn't there two There's two percussionists, always, but one of them is the clown. Oh, he started. There are great stories. I mean, well, it's a funny, like, story that's a documentary and still, look at it up again, Christine. It's never come out. Didn't I saw it?

Isn't it called? Isn't it called Stomp? Yeah, no. For a decade at least now, more, way more. There's been talked as a documentary. You can see the trailer for it. It's called a clown short of destiny, and it's all these bands in Iowa where they're from. that like fucking hate slip-knott.

There's a documentary about Marilyn Manson, like this, too, from the Florida scene. But they hate Slip-Nop because they were basically a supergroup. The clown owned a club, and it was the club in Iowa, like, when Metallica would come through, they would play. Yeah. That's where they would play. Or, you know, just bands. Big bands would come through. And whenever it was that, he would be, like, Slip-Nuts opening.

So, you know, Vinny Brand. He's basically Vinny Brand. He's Vinny Brand of, yeah, so it's like Slip-Nuts opening, and everyone kind of like. And they also pulled, like, the best members from all the great groups in Iowa. So there's, like, a documentary that just people being just pit. They just hate them. Like, fuck these guys, man. This guys fucking suck.

You don't even come back for anybody? Turn it up, Lou. This is a great when they do this live. You saw this song live, Bobby. This is a great concert. Oh. Damn, dude. This makes a white guy.

I want to really punch through another white guy's chest. Ha ha ha ha ha. Hulk Smell! Oh yeah, thump it. Drummer's good, though. Dead. Yeah.

Good. So dead. Dead for a long time now, actually. Yeah, really? Joey Jordison's been dead for a long time. And then Max Weinberg's son's just kicked out of the band. Why did he get kicked out? I don't know.

And then like two other main guys left. And then now the, so that brings us to the thing, the uh... Sid Wilson the DJ keyboardist was kicked out of the band and it was kind of just quiet

for a while but then Kelly Osborne came out and fucking lit him up on Twitter or something What is her relationship in this? So Sid Wilson and her were engaged to be married to have a kid

and at backstage at Ozzie's last show thing he proposed and she did like you know yes and it was a big match And I mean, weeks later, it's gone, separate forever. Pretty wild. They separated Kelly and... Kelly and Sid Wilson.

So he got... Yeah, they broke off the engagement. So he is kicked out of the slip knot now. Months after that, I assume he went into some kind of a spiral or something, and they kicked them out. And then she just had not a nice word at all. She went to Twitter and was just like, suck my dick. No, you've got to go to the beginning of it.

That's the end of it. Oh shit. Sorry, I thought I had it from the top. One second. Let's take it from the top. Let's take it from the tippy top. And clear your throat. Bannan-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-a.

You. Nobody wants to hear Christine's chip voice. Well, I'll tell you what, though. You. This guy loved Iowa, though, huh? Lived and died in Iowa, the drummer. It's all right here, sorry. I got you.

She demands child support. It says, wake the fuck. up and take some responsibility I will not take your shit year anymore I'm done she wrote her now deleted Instagram story I want to be happy and have a beautiful son and I have a beautiful son to raise leave me alone let me heal I can't protect you from yourself anymore and then she wrote also while I'm at while while I'm at I can I have my dogs back on my possessions oh yeah and maybe some child support she laid it on geez he took the dogs I guess son of a bitch took the dogs

they're good drug friends Wow. So, yeah, I don't know if there's any story why he necessarily got kids. Hang on, wait. She also writes, Strange how the loudest defense of the guilty is rarely innocence. It's distraction. When the mask slips, they don't face the mirror.

They throw it at someone else. I also heard when you break a mirror, you get seven years bad luck, or is that just karma? This is why I always take accountability. As they say, some are sicker than others. That sounds like a song. Yeah. Mama, I'm coming home. Mama, Mama, I'm coming home.

And then she puts my job is protect my kids. It's not your feelings, not your expectation, it's not judgment. I didn't ask for. My responsibility is to protect their well-being, their nervous systems, their emotional safety. I will choose them every single time over anyone or everything. I think that's just a shared post. I don't think she wrote that. Mama.

It sucks. Dating somebody who has a social media presence? Oh, my God. Sucks. I love it that dawn only hit 10 people from Everett, Massachusetts. And my mom. Keep losing weight, Kelly Osborne. You're not going to be able to hold them kids by yourself pretty soon.

Jesus Christ. Yeah. Her and a mom, just they go too far with it. Too gaunt weirdos. Yeah. Sid Wilson, you may have got out at the right time, dude. You're already rich. Is he rich from being in the band?

Yes. How rich do you think he is? So he can, he's okay. He doesn't have to work anymore? He may have fucked up. I don't know. He may have fucked his life up and spent all his, I mean, they'd have to spend a lot of them.

And there's nine guys in a band, too. Nah, they might not have, he might not have a lot of money, dude. Huh? And he's a replacement. But he's also, they also keep touring. They keep touring. He's also, he's not a replacement. He was never, original member, original member from day one.

From day one. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. So he's been in there for a long time. So he's got, he's one of nine guys. But, you know, one guys leave and they start breaking the money up. I don't think the new guys come in and get like a ninth like the rest. You know what I mean?

I think the money starts going in different directions. Does it have his, money the money I didn't see how much money they can't all get paid the same no no no but I bet OG members start breaking up like the lion's share though

you know what I mean let the other guys kind of like get what they get but he's also like he's a DJ so like he DJs is a DJ Starscream or something like he can get all work is doing that too it's like because it's still like oh it's the guy from fucking Sid from Slipknot is DJing that's like that holds some weight

you know in Vegas 6 to 10 million that's it Yeah. It's not a lot. For all those years? It's a lot of money. It's a lot of money if you're living like me, if you're living like, if you have a tiny house

and a split level ranch without a pool in the backyard, it's a lot of money. But if he's probably his lifestyle that he was living when he's in the band, if you raise it up to that, you might have to downsize a little bit of your life. Look at that question. How much money do Slipknot members make? This is the thing. It was its own question. Corey Taylor's publicly debunk the myth

that they are multi-millionaire rock stars and a level of major pop acts explaining their overall revenue is heavily split and eaten up by massive operational overhead. Yeah, I bet. Yeah, all the shit they have to pay for, the fire and the... He says they make an upper middle class living,

but they do not make as much as most fans would assume. I tell you... I tell you... That's why, like, all these bands, like, you know, even Billy Joel, all these, they go to the garden, and they just have the setup that the garden gives you. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, because it's... So much money you make on that. Yeah, because if you saw Billy Joel back in the day, it was like this big hole. And then you go see them now. It's just these stupid screens that they have at the place. Oh, probably, yeah. You're probably saving millions. That last Kiss concert that you took us to, I can't imagine.

It must have gone into debt with the pyrotechnics. That was the most elaborate show at the garden I've ever seen. Oh, that's that last one, though. So they were going for it. But I'm sure that was the whole tour, wasn't it? Kiss did a couple shows where they toned it down a little bit in the middle there, you know? Dony down. Great show.

So they lay it out that the new members start his fixed salary hired musicians. But it does say that the profits are split nine ways. Yeah. So, yeah, it looks like now they, you know, hire new people as an expense. Well, Billy Joe went through that too because his whole band that's been, he started paying them salary musicians. No, it says that. They were pissed off. It says that the main core guys.

split the touring and merchandise profits. That's just those guys. Now it's... Yeah. And then there's hired guns that they just play, that they just pay. That makes sense. Which is probably still great money for them.

I'm sure. And you're in Slipknot, but that documentary is going to be so goddamn good. I wanted to show you, before we get out today, I got wrapped this morning into a pedophile hunt. One of these ones, again, that makes me question like,

what are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? Like alone watching pedophile hunts? No. No, no, no, no, no. I'm fine with. with that. What are you doing arresting this guy or trying to give this guy a hard time?

Now I get the, there's entertainment behind what this guy is. Wait, but you're sticking up for the, like the pedophiles? No, not sticking up for him. The guy, I guess at the core of it, like maybe this guy could be a psychotic, dangerous person. And I guess in this documentary, in this clip, it says something about he's like done this. He's tried to talk to younger girls before. Right. And this is like another, like this would be the second time.

he's getting in trouble the mom says. Uh-huh. But when you see this guy, I mean, he's 30. But how fast do you just turn him around and push him back in the wherever he came from? Be like, get out of here, kid. Get out of here. So it's after Gino Bisconti snaps. Is this your feed?

After public enemy. Yeah. No, no. Public enemy is all recent. This is all the stuff we watched recently. Go back. Go back. Go back. FBI's Most Wanted Criminal Meets Karma.

There it is. Why did Chino snap? I exposed the people. pair of twins. He didn't snap. I don't know why they said he snapped. I was looking for a snap. Yeah, get to where they walk right up to him. Before that, before, before, before, right there we can go to. This is his little intro. Judian.

I like this guy. He'd be honest with me. Before, her mom wants me to talk to you before you meet her. Oh, okay, okay. Diasale. Hold up, I'm a fart real quick. So, Tom, where did you come to me today? So pedophile hunters now are doing like little comedy things. in it too? These guys, when this guy makes an arrest, he calls the other pedophile hunter, Skeeter

Gene, so he can get a couple of zangs in on him on the phone. They do this all the time. And this one, they do that. He's like, what's going on? He goes, you're trying to meet a 13-year-old girl? He goes, is that because you have a 13-year-old brain? And he's like, yeah, good one, dude. He goes, all right, thanks.

We'll call you later. I didn't even know he walked up and farted on him. That's hilarious. That's fucking crazy. Oh, did she say she was? Untie, huh? Okay. She said, 13.

Okay, and how old are you? On Teddy. Okay. You sent her a lot of pictures, right? After that, I kind of regret it, you know? You kind of regret it? Why do you regret it sending her pictures? I kind of thought at the end it was a bad idea.

I mean, turn this guy around. So what do you? I don't know what you do, though, is the answer. I know if it makes sense, almost like get this guy on the radar for, like, the cops. Put this guy on the cops radar and take this video. I mean, what do you think you get him to say? This guy literally, literally, he's another one of these guys. He keeps catching, this guy keeps catching a retarded people who a girl's like, I'll go to the cops with you, explain, tell him what I did.

He's like, you know, if you go to the cops, it's probably just better. They'll probably just let you go. It goes, yeah, let's do it. This poor kid. I mean, right, kind of. Yeah, his parents should get him like a hooker once in a while. He's 30. He's willing to fuck a 13-year-old.

I get, that's bad. That's a problem. Is he a pedophile by nature? I think he's just a retarded guy that just is like, I'll do whatever. The legs boobs. Yes. Yeah, he doesn't understand that boobs are...

Some boobs are legal. Well, when I worked with the retired... I live with the six elderly retarded men. Mm-hmm. The lady told me that they... You'd molest them? Well, one of them was jerking off to me, like, the first week there. And I flipped out, like, what the fuck?

Like, I was all freaked out. Come already. And the lady was... What's taking so long? Am I not doing it for you, Chief? But she was like, they don't understand sex for them. There's no... gay, straight.

Sex is just sex. They don't understand it. Like, they never, you know, they're, you know, they, right. Right. If you, he, he, she was like, you should take it as a comment because they think you're, you're a good looking person. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Which I did. Yeah, eventually you started modeling for it. I did. I sat in the chair and maybe, we started working the fucking runway, like these guys all pound. Who's ready for their sleeping pill? And he's wandering and start fucking taking your shirt off for it. Hey, guys, I'm going to take a shower real quick, but the door's broken. so don't look

Guys promise you're not going to look And touch your hardness Guys the shower curtain Fell off Are you guys feeling things down there I'll be in the shower Go play this guy Bob

Bob This guy's crazy Yes He did Okay Is this your first time Meeting up with a minor Um

Actually the first time This is your first time Ever meeting up with a minor Yeah Okay And you know that's illegal right Yes Like 100%

Oh yeah Here let's go chill up here man This is the pedophile hunter, the kindness that they give them when they, they're so nice and they pretend to be the friend. And they ease them into that, that emotion. Of course. Dude, let's just chill over here, bro. Like, it's almost like they're going to be like, dude, you really want to fuck some young. I have young chicks.

You know what I mean? Yeah. No, I've watched them do that. That's what they do. They go, I get it. The one guy goes, I get it, dude. You know, when you're 13 years old, you could fight in a war in like, you know, Uganda. So it's like, I understand it.

What I don't understand is why pedify hunters are big guys that wear the tightest shorts. Issues, you know, with everything else, you know. Yeah. So why did you send her so many pictures, man? I cannot really tell you. Yeah. And listen, you can leave whenever you want. I don't want you to feel like you have to stay here or anything.

But I just want to talk to these kids. You live with your mom and dad, right? Yes. Okay. Do they know who you were coming to me today? I let my mom know last day Okay, did you tell her out how old Tay was? Mm-hmm

You told your mom Tay was 15 And your album act I was trying to be honest It's the way to go You know, the line Okay So your mom knows that Tay's 18

This guy should be let out of the house And talk to her This guy shouldn't have a phone Yeah, I knew she was 15 Our mom is sleeping Your mom is sleeping? Okay, where's your brother John at? I'm sleeping at home

He's at home Everybody's dead So what was the interesting The last? The last? long sleep. They're tired. They're tired.

Mom's in a rocking chair in a bedroom. They was angry, but then they got tired. They're not angry no more. No, no one angry at Johnny. I was angry, and now I'm not angry. That could, by the way, if you just told people, because his name's Tom, if that was Tom from Ice Base before the comeback. I love these wearing the same t-shirts Dan Soda wears.

Just a big collared t-shirt. Just a shirt. His facial here is grossing me out so much. It's grossing out because he doesn't, he just lets it grow. Yeah, it's like never been. Oh, he says in the middle of this, the guy asked me, he goes, once he lets me you brush your teeth? He's like, 10 years ago.

He goes, you have a toothbrush? He goes, yeah. What do you shave with? A spoon. I use a spoon. Oh, God. Yeah, this guy is dirty. Yeah, so he's retarded.

If you go to the end, go to the end. Is he retarded or is he mentally ill? What? Like, is he mentally ill? Like, did he hit his head or is he, like, retarded? Man, Bobby, I didn't know you went through the fucking woke car wash today. Mentally challenged. Sorry, dude.

I thought we're doing a comedy show. I'm sorry. I'm grandfathered in. Mentally challenged. Yes, he's what they call in a hospital. A doof. Put him in the doof, they'll say. Go, go corral him with the doofs.

By the way, Maxie, little... Autistic Maxie. Oh, I thought you're talking about my son. Autistic Maxi went to the movies by himself, bought his own ticket, and got him paid for his food. Oh, yeah, that one with a brother. He did? Yeah, Maxie.

Maxi got to go to the movies by himself. He did great. Yeah? He did really great. Okay. I'm happy for him. Okay. You don't care about Maxie.

Wow. Too easy. Too easy. He's so proud of himself. Yeah. Saw a movie by himself. That's great. Was it the chairs that move?

Here we go. Here we go. You just love attacking. Why do you live life to punch down? Bobby, you're starting to ask like a person who doesn't feel black people rule. Can I say something? This black guy really doesn't have friends that like him because that outfit is too tight. It's everything about it.

It's ridiculous that he dresses like a pedophile. But dude, the other pedophile hunter of the white guy that I went out with, His pants are always crammed up his ass crack And they're so tight He's wears tight basketball shorts But they're like tight tight Maybe it's like a pedophile unit Like a pentophile hunter uniform

They have to look They have to look like Like a little boy? Yeah like yeah He's trying to It's kind of like black Angus Young Yeah he's easing him into it Get this guy a little fucking ball cap

He'll see ACDC Yeah you can't show up like dog the bounty hunter You'll scare him You have to show up dressed like a little boy Absolutely Hey Oh is that his mom Look at the fence they made

to keep him in the backyard. Yep. That doesn't work. That's a Tom fence. They should have an electric fence of him. The mom's like, who's fucking him? Come on now. What 13-year-old girl couldn't beat the shit out of him, my son?

Oh, this poor lady. Relax. Did they bite? Just black people. She said yes. If we go to talk over here, I can barely hear myself. So, I'm the guy that was telling you about Thomas and how he came to meet the 15-year-old girl.

So he wasn't arrested for that, but he had a warrant for his arrest out of, Alabama. Are you guys from Alabama? Has he ever been to Alabama? Not out of state. Oh, the mom's retarded too. I'm mentally challenged. He was arrested for that.

He's in a bum-fucked place right now. Yeah, this is a lot of people who fucked each other's family. Yeah, you can fuck a 13-year-old as long as they're a relative, I think here. I think that's true. Jacob? I believe so. Yeah, I believe Jason. You're going to be extradited in him over there, meaning that he's going to be leaving from Colorado all the way to Alabama.

Yeah. Do you know what it could be for, maybe? I don't like to walk over that. Yeah, no, no, it's not good here. Let me block you. He was arrested because he was doing the same thing. He was arrested because what? That's the same thing.

Was he talking to a 10-year-old in Alabama? Yeah, he was online and doing the same thing. What a lot of. I'm trying to figure out what it is. She doesn't even know what the hell she's saying. She's retarded. She's shy, you know? She's retarded.

Yeah, this whole family's fucked. He told me that he told you that he was talking to a 15-year-old. Is that true? Yes. It was. Did he tell you that he was talking to her? Actually? Yes.

He told me that he... Yeah, he showed a dick pick. They're all dumb. Yeah. The whole family's dumb. Yes. You think that kid was going to go home to like a fucking one of those driveways that circles around? You think his dad was going to come out in his second car and Corvette?

My son, what a disappointment. How are you going to take over the company? No, I assume it's going to be a fucking ostrich, like an animal you can't have out there. Yeah, that they're going to eat. She doesn't know enough not, don't talk to this guy. No. You just keeps coming off like he's the friend. Go find that where she's talking to twin brother.

You'll see in the thumbnails. Where are these people from? That's the brother. What town is this? It's like Alabama or one of those things. I mean, it tracks. They said Colorado. Are they in Colorado?

They're taking him from Colorado down to Alabama. Oh, they live in Caucasian summer Colorado. It was a license plate right there. Colorado? I didn't see it. I just saw a license. So there's the brother. This is his twin brother.

Oh, no. He's, he. So your brother is going to Alabama. I just won a pack. Oh, God. What? What happened? What's wrong?

It's all AI. No, this is all AI. Real eye. Yeah. A lot of people are you see AEI. I mean, this guy's smart. He's the smartest one. He is.

Because he went right to him. Hey, do that AI. He's like, maybe this entire situation is AI. No, he's the Matrix. Oh, you must just not taking the red pill. How could you have two goofballs exactly the same? Did you see the mother? What?

Yeah. What do you think her egg is perfect? Twin goofballs she had. Yeah, her fucking weird egg. Yeah, it's splitting the two weirder eggs. I don't think you can have identical twin, maybe fraternal. but I think identical twins are both going to be the same

mental too. Really? That would suck if you had one regular and one mentally retarded. Dude, wouldn't it be, if this kid was just a good looking kid who really had together,

he goes, my brother, he's a little retarded, he loves children. They do have that with like little people. Like one will be regular size and the other one would just be a little person which must suck. Yeah, it must really suck.

For the regular size one to have to. Because you know for sure that God hates one of you. Yeah, You always got to tug around your little brother. I'm going to suck. Yeah. You got to put him in a Bjorn when he's fucking 18 to go to a movie.

Yeah, you got to go to a double date and have like a bunch of books for him to sit on in the back seat. Could you imagine your midget little brother holding you back? Because you got to fucking put an 18-year-old in a Bjorn. Because you guys are walking and it's going to take forever if you wait for his little legs to catch up. I'm totally. Do you watching Nate Bargatsy get frustrated at little Nick Novicki? He didn't care. Like I was never with him that much, so I'd feel.

bad how far ahead of Nick Novicki we would get walking. And then I remember one time leaving Carolines and we came up around here on the corner and was walking to the block and I was like, yo, where is Nick? And I saw, he was running. And he came around the corner and he's so midgety. When he came around the corner, like his body,

he didn't fall at all. His feet were never stopped moving. But he did the thing where like a supercross bike, like his ear almost hit the ground. He hugged the corner so hard. He did a 340 to a faggy? Yeah, and then came up. Like he just came and then he's like popped back up.

He just, the turn was so wide. He was coming in like... Like one of those motorcycle races? Yes, Supercross. What I was saying, like a Supercross bike. He was like, turn the car like that. His knees were sparking? Yes.

Yes. Damn he was fast. I'm wrong. What? You can have one twin with Down syndrome. And the other one doesn't? Oh, whoa. No shit.

Well, guess what? These ones both got it. They're not Down syndrome. That's an actual... No, Down syndrome is a feature. This is... That's what I was asking. Is it like...

Inbred. It's probably some sort of, yeah. I bet it is. That mom is not normal. She shouldn't have been able to produce. Thank God. This is technically what Hitler was trying to stop. I'm just making a pro-Hittler argument.

I'm just saying his plan was to get, yeah. I'm just saying it was a Holocaust. It was for sure a Holocaust. But this is what he was ultimately trying to weed out. Yeah, get rid of these twin types. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just saying, if Hitler won, if, and it's a big if, and it would suck. So many other things would suck.

Yeah. But we probably wouldn't have these two guys. We do have to thank God that we, the North did win. Also, thank God the North won. Yeah, thank God. Also, or we wouldn't have our black clue here. No, we would not. We would have him here, but we wouldn't be getting paid.

Yeah, he'd be to say the least disgruntled. Yeah. He'd be to say the least disgruntled. Yeah. But also terrified to show it. You couldn't wear a black people rule shirt. You'd disappear. Oh my God, a Black People Rule shirt, the race trading that would get to.

I'd be, they would have me hanging outside of Black Lou's house on the cross and I go, Black Lou, fight the good fight, and then they light me on fire. I'll be the Burning Cross. Jay would have to get all his gigs through a tunnel. Oh, my God. Oh, hey, you know if the clan loves more? What do they love more than a fucking Jew wearing a Black People Rule t-shirt? Get away from this retard information. Show me the actual retarded guy.

Yeah. My brother's a little bit on the flow side. You might have noticed my brother is not all there. Look at the fence they put up to keep these two maniacs in. He's like, oh, it's the same color on this side. Yeah. Why is the ugly side on the on the side and the good side on the outside? Hang on if I'm not to be out here.

Are there kids out here? Is that a big wheel? I hope he farce him to his brother too. He goes, oh, hang on. He goes, if you see your brother later, give this. It's such a weird move. Dude, they're just, again, like, these pedifiers, like, I get, at the end of the day, sure, you're exposing. And when you expose people who are, like, of normal intelligence who are just pieces of shit, God bless, dude, it's great.

This is just like, you're doing this for entertainment. This is goofy. But, I mean, I don't know. Is that guy, if that 30-year-old got his hands on a 13-year-old girl, he might do something. He would 100%. And if she... No, you don't know. He might panic and, like, freak out.

Do they're retard? I'm telling you. He would take it. I mean, yeah, he would do something. Maybe. He'd kill her by accident. Could. Because he doesn't know his own strength.

Agreed. I hate to rabbit. But I don't know if exposing... I killed the little girl. I don't know if the whole family being on a YouTube video is necessary, though, for it. Maybe this is something that said the police should probably know of his thing. And, like, you know, things should happen to him, like, that have nothing to do with us knowing. It could have to be, like, take all of...

Like, he can not legally allowed to be have electronics. do stuff like that. He should not have any electronics. No, and they can't afford it. I don't know how they're affording it. He's got dirty clothes. Buddy, I mean, there's fucking bums outside plugged into those fucking things every day.

Yeah. Just a bunch of fucking... But these two should not have electronics. They should have books on how not to fuck kids. And the Bible. Like pop-up books. They should have the Bible or something like that. The mom says...

Yeah, he told me he was going to... Yeah, but what's the mom... Why doesn't she say... Yeah, nothing dawned on her You don't think that's how slow she is Because she was Bart Mitzford Buddy Nobody said

She's a woman now Buddy She was molested when she was 13 by one of these guys You don't think his dad's gonna come on Go, I met her, went there with 13 Girl Hit your bar mitzvah soon The guy tells the mom

He said that he told you That he was going to meet a 15 year old Or whatever And the mom was like yeah totally Yeah totally She's like what you think about that Why not say something to him? She goes, I thought it was a little young.

Families cover for each other. Families don't usually turn their own in. She's just trying to keep these two retards corralled in the yard, dude. One got out. What's he going to do? One got out. What are they going to get, like, those electric collars for them? Yeah, that'd be great, dude.

A fucking invisible fence would be nice. I'd say what, if I had two goofballs this far gone, electric fence all day, dude. I let them graze till they learn. You're right, though. And then you take it off to see if they just embedded them. Oh, yeah. He just goes to the edge of the driveway and turns back and it's not even on his neck.

He knows. This is a good thing, though, like a weekly hugger. I mean, you could. You need some sort of like, you could do that. You could get some type of sexual thing for them. So they help the horny challenge. Well, they also know that this is a woman. She has, you know, pubes.

And this is what you're going to have sex with a retarded person. knowing their strength. Yeah. And if you get... Their involuntary movements and strength. If you get a job, you know, at McDonald's, you maybe you can afford your own someday. Yeah.

What's going to happen? This is my scary part. What's going to happen when the mom dies? And they're just left. We'll start fucking each other. Yeah, definitely. You think they waited? You don't think they've fooled around already, too?

Oh, you know, these guys definitely, if they play with each other's dicks. Yeah, yeah, without a doubt. Yeah, you know what, without a doubt. They definitely sucked each other off. And probably, and I don't want to throw crazy accusations out there, but I'm saying, let me be fair. 99.9% chance that mother also played with their penises at some point.

Yeah, and they had to get rid of all the animals. Yeah, but there's a point... Even the fish. There's like a 0.1% chance that that is not the case whatsoever. So don't just, don't fucking bet all your money on. They can't, they have to buy deli meat in little quarter pounds. They can't buy like a whole pound of it because they fuck that. Oh, they fuck it.

Yeah. Any watermelon? Anything fuckable, that's at least. five inches deep, they're plugging up. Actually, retarded guys, these guys might have, I mean, just fucking bushes baked beans cans down there, man. Any fruit you have to cut up right away,

oh, they'll fuck it. Oh, yeah, 100%. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they have a lot of those, they have a lot of jars that have like the latches on the side of them where you have to clamp it down. A lot of those kind of jars.

They don't know how to figure that to get those open. But they will. Yeah, these are 30-year-old boys who wake up in the morning. catch him doing something where he still go, uh-oh. Mom, Matt. I wasn't supposed to climb up here and get cereal myself.

You're 30, son. Let's hear what the brother says. Mike having a warrant for his arrest in Alabama? Yes. Okay. You know why? Is he talking to anybody in Alabama? No.

Alabama, what the hell? How? You don't live there. How did you go west of Alabama? Maybe he was talking to somebody there. I just wanted to let you know. So you're the man of the house, okay? Oh, here comes to mom

Yeah, I'm not going to lie, Mom, I think You should take away, like, they should not have any devices Anything Because they keep on talking to minors They're really a danger I think you need to get your black ass out of here I think you need to stop wearing khaki shorts That are too tight

You're turning my son on We could all see your throbbing penis Through your stupid tiny shorts It's, uh, the mom is nuts, man Oh yeah She's great though she goes, these two boys are going to be left in that house by themselves.

They're going to fuck everything. And she's on the door. She's any day away from dropping. This is almost like talking to Dan Adaman, by the way. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. We were at the pool in Aruba one day,

and Dan was sitting with Max when he was like, four. That's your fault for allowing that. Well, I don't know. You know he's on the registry. He literally goes, yeah, yeah, Max. He's got a mighty fine torso. I went, did you say my son has a good torso?

And he waited until he, you got to Aruba away from Megan's law. Doesn't hold up there, does it? I literally grabbed Max, I was like, we'll be over here. You can't say my son has a good torso. Making my lips wet. Mighty fine toes up. I will say, Dan does have a retarded person's amount of saliva.

Dan Naterman. He's never spoken to a retardant person. That's why he's dried chicken. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, he adds, exactly. There's no such thing as astronaut food for Dan Adam. As soon as he, it's a freeze-dry. This is a freeze-dry.

dried beef stroganoff he goes I need more it's not I eat tang right out of the job that's not tang yet he goes it is now mm hmm um Christine so hot for Dan Aderman she won't ever laugh at Dan Aderman jokes it's crazy mama bear you know you got to pause this for a second mama bear because I'm gonna forget to say it we're almost running out of time on the show I got I told this to you outside and I saw it I wonder if she realizes she did it Christine's bisexuality came out today. I saw it big time. I saw it big time out front.

You remember if I say it. Let's see if she knows. No, she won't. She won't. No, I don't think she will. Did you see any hot chicks that you were like, anything you liked outside at any point? Anything?

Not that I think. Wait, think. Think. No, no, I think it came and went. I think it was instinctual and it wasn't a big deal. Something you wouldn't think of either if someone said you, but right when you left to go in, when you walked away from me and Bobby

and you started going in there was a girl that was kind of coming across wearing like a half tank top like white she was kind of pasty chick but very like you know crazy bracelets she was almost like uh very skank festy yeah like pink makeup

and like blonde hair and a bunch of earrings and she walked by you in front of you and before you went into the revolving doors you gave a look back to check out what the back was working with and I went I just caught Christine being fully bisexual was great yeah and you you left your umbrella and you're so worked up over this chick you're a little lesbian dingbat she just peeked over to the right was hilarious i was like oh she just did a guy thing i was like see the chick's working with back here and then turn back

back in she objectified completely jay was like oh my god i'm like what he's like i just caught christine i guess christine being fucking bisexual as shit you gay ass girlfriend yeah you really do yeah you really look you really do live with a dyke um yeah yeah go i give his guy a couple more seconds to explain his brother that are uh going after kids and so i know you don't want to see your boys in jail right so the best thing to do is just take away their devices because i mean john how many times have you got been caught doing this get your fucking dog lady only one you don't think they tried to fuck that dog she goes once twice once twice once once or twice with women with

With young women. Once twice. Yeah, just get them some pussy, mom. Save up and get them, get them some lady to go. Listen, there's got to be a fucking $20 prostitute in this area. 100%. A $20. Everybody's looking for drugs and everything.

So you can get 20, it's for 40 bucks. 40 bucks a week. You can save a little girl's life. You can satiate these dudes. Yeah. Put it up. Put it up. Put it.

I think we should I'm fairness, that lady's 40 and that was pretty rough. We should start a fund. To get $40? To get these guys laid every, like once a week.

I don't think it's going to be good. It won't be a great look for us to get two confirmed pedophiles laid to stop them from fucking children. You know what? I'm going to go hands off on it. But the idea is great. I think you should steal head this thing, Bobby.

That's actually a terrifying situation. because you're absolutely right. Like, what the fuck do you do about this? Like, put these guys in jail. They're worthless in jail. They don't need to be in jail. I tell you what, jail might be their thing. I mean, think about all the ass they're going to get in jail.

And then what's the mom's responsibility of, like, knowing they're talking. They're going to get three hots in a cot. They're probably being in the same cell. And they're going to be somebody's little booty bitch. You think that's how it works? You can't split that up. They won't be the same prison. We can get them in the same cell.

We can? Yeah, we'll try. Oh. That'd be great if they're in the same cell. Should this be our charge? Get these two retarded pedophile, twin brothers in the same cell? That should be our charge. I think Sirius X-N would get behind that?

Do you think they get behind that? Big Jim, run that up the flagpole at the meeting next time. We're going to get retarded people. We're going to keep them out of jail with prostitute funds. Yeah. No, we're going to get these people arrested, put in a jail, put in the same cell. Oh, right. And they get to be in the same cell.

And then they get to have as much sex as they want. Three Hots and a cot, sex. No, but they're not looking for getting. They're not looking for gay sex. You don't know that. They never had it. It's true. You know, you don't know that.

And I do feel like anything you feed a goofball, they just accept. Yeah. So if you go, no, this is cool with sex with girls, you'll go, okay. Okay, I like it. Just suck each other off. Mom, maybe that's the answer. Maybe that's the answer we've been looking for this whole show. Mom, tell your sons to suck each other off and stop this nonsense.

She's like, oh, I never thought of that. You know, my uncles used to do this. That? Why, I don't die crazy. My mom told me how to do this. You know, you can comzy on me. I'll comezy on you. Oh, let's see how it ends.

This poor guy is just holding the fence. It ends with him and the mom going on a date. The black guy and the mom. Second? Because I heard that he was talking to four other people. At the first time. The first time. Okay.

If you hear why... What the fuck is this guy? What is that? You guys have a great one, all right? Ah, shit. No more mine on you, John. That's another black guy. brother. I love that these guys come in

do this and then they go, all right, we're just going to leave them up in society. Yeah. Well, they try. They always try to get him arrested. I don't know if the cops are going to come take this guy, man. I think the cops would really be like, are you talking about fucking Tom and John? No, you mean Tom and John? They suck. What's that? You want to put your finger on my butt and swat around

why I masturbate? After this. Show me again? Show me again how it works? Up there. Damn, you just put it up fast. You don't even slow it down for me. Hey, can you do two? You can do both at the same time? Oh, that's in there. Damn, your fingers are long enough to...

I think you're hitting pros, dude. I think you're hitting props. Oh, another fun week here. Enjoy the pre-record tomorrow. Jason Ellis. Jason Ellis is going to be on... The Jay Dog. Very, very fun show.

Always a fun week with you, Bobby. Yeah, I'm going to miss you, buddy. Next week is going to be... We're going to have a great time next week, too. Yeah, you're going to have... I'm not... I'm going on the planned vacation we planned. You're here.

Oh, you don't, yeah. Yeah. I forgot. I didn't mean to bring up a subject. And show was just starting to get over the fact that you don't love show. I love show. I want to be at show. I care about show.

Don't tell me. Tell show. I told show. Okay. But we told show together that we were taking the time off. I did. I came in too fast with show when I said that. I like to make, I take promises the show and I know I can't do it.

Jacobs, am I my butt or what? Yeah. I should sing my dates all the time. On September 11th, oh, Christ. Am I? Yes. You're supposed to never forget. I told my wife never to book me on holidays again.

You forgot. I don't... It's not a holiday. What are you talking about? It's Bobby's biggest barbecue day. It's a holiday for some people. It's not a bank holiday. I'm talking about Bobby, dude.

I'm talking about Muslims. That's their Christmas. Christine, can you just play along? Bobby's trying to get to the Riyadh Festival next year. Brooklyn, New York's after that. September 26. After that, Port Charlotte, Florida, Boston, and New Orleans all on deck for tickets and all of his tour dates. Go to Punch Up That Live slash Robert Kelly.

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