The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Slut Folk with Jezebel Sweet
Episode Date: December 10, 2025A fascinating new documentary about Corey Feldman's musical journey is out next week and one of his former angels called the Bonfire to talk about it. Jezebel Sweet was an angel in Corey's cult-like ...group and is not shy about giving the details of her time with the actor turned musician. She tells of the bizarre lifestyle she had to endure living in the Feld-Mansion. Jezebel had strict rules applied to her because she didn't want to join the orgies. This new doc is not supported by Corey and the premiere is tonight in L.A. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly.
Yeah, it's the Dung Beetles.
Whoa.
Hey, who was that, Lou? The Dung Beetles?
Whizzles, that, so, thin, flams, that day.
I was in Friday, the 13th, part two.
Remember the lost boys and the goonies?
I was also in Kremlin.
I can I say something?
Yeah.
It sounds like the Beatles.
Well, Bobby, I know what you're thinking is,
you're probably thinking it has a bit of a rip-off
is what the young fell dog calls a tribute.
Ombage.
It's a tribute.
You know the tribute by using an AI version of a Beatles soon.
That's literally fed into a chip,
much like the video is just an AI thing.
The song is he just said,
he asked AI to make him like a Beatles to it's it yeah it's fucking crazy how insane this guy you can
even read a book that way turns out um but uh we have a very exciting thing by the way
happening early today we have uh we get some exciting but i just found out exciting news yeah yeah
right now unrelated to unrelated to the other exciting news that we have okay just real quick this is
a this is a flash in the pan exciting news i love it we move on
Influenza Bob
Might have another viral video on Instagram
Doing what?
I mean
It's just going
I mean
It's at 200,000
It's just going nuts right now
Really?
Last time I looked at it was 100
Now it's 200
Oh my God
When did you put it out?
I put it out three weeks ago
See
What does that mean?
No kidding
You didn't put out three weeks ago
No I put it out today
What's viral
It's just a clip
I put out.
On Instagram.
It got into the alga.
I'm in the alga, baby.
Oh, this is my algorithm.
Mike Feeney.
It's a baby,
how'd you get rid of that, Lou?
Buddy, I just wanted to throw it out there.
There it is right there.
The alga.
Not that one.
Dan Sotter's face?
Right there, Christine.
That got in the alga.
I'm in the alga, baby.
You know, sometimes I find the alga as influencer
Bob, and it's a good feeling.
When you're in the Alga, Jacob, you don't know about the Alga?
You've never been in the Alga?
Because it's fucking bullshit.
It's not bullshit, Jacob, it's the Alga, and that's why you're not in it because you
don't respect the Alga.
What are you at? What you've used that on that bad word?
Right now it's at two, but it's going up fast.
And here's the thing with this Alga.
It went up fast, and then they shut it down, which they do once in a while.
Why?
They took me out of the Alga, but someone put me back in the Alga, because in the last few
whatever it went up thousands my my stuff that would go quote unquote viral is always like it's a bummer
for the reason that it is I could tell well that's a good one I have 600,000 on a one of my live
stream clips 700 on a clip from my special that's what I mean it's always like explainable
1.8 on meat saying I got dosed uh on rogan but
I don't say it's rogue.
That's like, yeah, no, that, dude, you cannot listen to me.
Look at me.
You don't fucking question the ALGA.
Are you in the ALGA?
I don't know.
Did that get in the ALGA?
1.8?
That's the ALGA.
I guess so, yeah.
Yeah, this is the ALGA.
451 on me just doing stand-up.
That was in the ALGA for a minute, and then they took it out of the ALGA.
And then me telling Shane about Farrar Abraham's dump video.
How much is that?
How much is that in the ALGA?
1.4.
Yeah.
And then the one where the lady yells out,
free Palestine at my show is 9.7.
9 million?
9.7.
Million?
Yeah.
Dude, that's mega-alga.
You got into the Alga...
You got into the Algaverse.
The Algaverse?
You got it to the Algaverse.
I have...
That's my biggest one, but it was so top ago.
And by the way, what a video that I would have thought
jack shit of at all.
You were there for that, Lou, right?
It was, like, fun, but it was just like a thing that happened.
It wasn't, like, didn't seem like a mind-blowing experience.
She didn't go away crying or anything.
Yeah, she didn't go away.
It kind of ended just sort of like a...
She kind of just, like, retreated to her thing
and went on with the show.
It was fun.
Funny moment, but I mean, like, geez, Louise.
It's great, but you're in the fucking Alga, dude.
That's amazing.
Got that algae.
You got in the Algae.
I saw a guy reviewed your clip.
Huh?
I saw a review of your clip.
Of the Palestine thing?
Yes.
Really?
It's on YouTube.
There's a review?
Is it bad?
Do they hate it?
No, they're pro-J.
Buddy, you can't get in the Alga with hate.
What are you nuts?
Of course you can.
Not the hate.
Probably faster.
No, listen, man.
That's not the alga.
I fucking roll him, brother.
Oh, I didn't realize you were sleazy and easy, Bobby.
I run in the positivity, I'll go.
Let's go to Rich Voss's, let's see what he's got going on.
Oh, why are you going to hurt Rich Vosses?
No, I'm not, dude.
We've got a fucking clip right here.
He does good, man.
The shrapnel.
He does good.
He's got, um, oh, vintage beautiful Belgium made tapestry.
What the fuck is that?
What is happening to, he put up vintage?
I see it.
Oh, wait a minute.
What is this?
$750, by the way, for that stupid tapestry.
God, he's putting up other people's music.
What?
He's put, scroll down.
Is it Jewish?
He's super into Jewish stuff now.
No, right there, the guy with the tie.
What is that fucking tent?
What is this?
I'm sorry, it's Jewish.
Some Jewish, I told you.
Is that Jewish?
Yes.
It says right there.
It says, it's the Jews.
A hit song for all the losers,
grifters, and basket cases.
Maybe you know someone, or many.
to share this with. Yeah, he's really wrapped up
in Israel, Palestine. Ah, God damn it.
Is Vos, did his
family come here from Israel? No,
his family, he's Irish.
Why is Vos
so hyped? I know why is he so Jewish?
No, why is he so hyped up on Israel?
Dude, he's old school Jew.
He's, you know, he's touching the...
He was a crack addict. Yeah, but he's touching the
gates of the old Auschwitz.
You know what I mean? He knows somebody
that was somebody that was there.
Sure. Yeah.
He's just, man, it's a car.
You need something, man.
He needs direction.
It's either out of 17th century Italian art.
What do you want?
Rich Voss I know is funny.
Rich Voss I know is...
What do you want, Jay?
I answer the fucking question.
Do you want to talk 17th century art and fucking quilts?
Or do you want to talk about the Jews and the Palestinian?
The hilarious Rich Voss that I know wouldn't spend time on social media not being funny
to really give you a good talking to about Israel Pallas.
I'm going to tell you something right now.
Rich Voss got caught between worlds.
You understand?
No.
Please explain.
He's trying to figure out where he belongs in the alga,
and he just doesn't know.
Bob, you're too into this alga.
That's the problem, dude.
You got to be into it.
You got to know it, and I respect it.
He's not in the alga.
Look, I'm not on the alga all the time,
and that's okay with me.
I understand it.
He's trying to get, he wants the alga, dude.
He just doesn't have to, he's out there in the summer
doing gardening with Voss,
whatever the fuck it's called.
Oh, God.
He's putting up my news and my art and my music.
Rubbing joint cream with Voss.
Yeah, yeah.
But if you don't like Rich Voss's Instagram,
there's something wrong with you.
He is, look at him without the shirt.
You see him without the shirt?
I tell you what, 68, he looks fucking fantastic.
Sure?
Yeah.
Oh, you hear that Opie's mom died.
Shout out to Opie's mom.
Opie, yeah.
His mom died.
you know that sucks yeah that sucks man um you know that sucks you know all the whatever the
i don't have any shit with them i was gonna say her you bet to fucking lay like i can give him a day off
i heard his mom died i don't know i don't know i don't give me shit no no i just feel that sucks
man i know uh did vosket implants no no those are his uh those are jewish tits yeah they're
fucking dude why are they so why do they have multiple knuckles well what is it a tit knuckle what's a tit knuckle what's a tit
I don't know, but they're like diamond-shaped.
It's the tattoo is an optical illusion.
It makes it look a little weird.
But he's 68.
He looks great.
The tattoos are ridiculous.
He's dressed like a chingling.
He's dressed like he's been in prison before.
Wait, what?
Wait, now I have to hear what he's saying.
This is serious.
It's serious because it's being serious.
Now, turn this up.
God damn it.
Hey, man, Jay, it's serious.
This is fucking nuts.
It's not nuts.
He's trying to find his way in the rhythm, Alga, man.
It isn't how to get in.
What key works?
Wait, no, this is about Skangfest or something.
This isn't.
What is it?
You want to see stuff.
You got to scroll down about the Jewish stuff.
But this is not a, is this, is it serious?
No, this is serious XM-103 faction talk.
Oh, I'm guessing the tattoos are at Skangfest.
What are they?
Grandkids names, maybe.
Yeah, those are actually, yeah.
Then the middle of his tits?
Those are all the Jewish people.
people that died.
Right where the Cox go, by the way,
those are hostages.
I swear to you, I thought
there was going to say something
like it was the four hostages
that he's like somehow attached to it.
These are the hostages that I met
at my shows in Poughkeepsie.
They came out at one time and you all.
I got a game check.
These are Skank Fest hostages.
Four years ago they were at the first Skanks Fest.
I don't know if it's the angles or the shadows,
but it looks like you got a tat,
like you know when people get their area
when girls get their aeriolis tattoo
to be something else?
It looks like Voss got heart nipples.
Doesn't he get a tattoo of a heart
over his nipple.
Well, he's, dude, he's 68.
He looks fantastic.
Oh, yeah, that's funny.
Yeah, he looks.
He was really good.
Anything else?
Hey, you know, Corey Feldman actually did some really good movies.
At one point.
Corey Feldman, he was a good actor.
The only reason I'm saying this, the only reason why, because I'm closer to him than I am
to you.
Do you understand?
So I'm looking at him going, you know what?
Who's the night?
He looks fantastic.
Is this the hair?
I'm trying to say there's a lot of hair for tattoo.
You know,
what, fuck it. Let's go one of these square tit,
fucking loser. You're right. He definitely has
diamond tits. His shadow tits.
He got implants. He does.
He may have got chest implants. He looks
like a woman that transitioned into a man.
I'm not... He's got Elliot Page
chest. Yeah, he's got fucking umbrella company
tits. Whatever that show is.
Apprella Academy Tits.
That's great. Man. You know what? This is
funner. Fuck Voss's stupid
girl guy tits. His body's great. I would
feel fantastic to have Voss's
current body at my age. Yeah, I don't like that his
fucking tattoos are like an old lady's
fucking garden, too. But his tattoos
are hilarious. I know. They're so
gaily colorful. He doesn't even go to church.
He doesn't even celebrate. There he is.
That's it.
Voss has
Ellen Page tits. Yeah, he's got
Do you think they use Voss's
chest to like, hey, this is what it's
going to look like when we're done? That's what the picture.
No, that's what she brought. She goes, give me this.
Give me this old Jewish guy's tits.
Give me an old Jewish man breasts.
That's great
I know what we've talked about before
You just watched
Episode 1 season 5
Of that show
The Umbrella Academy
When she
When he comes back a he
And they're all like
Hey what's up
Well what are you gonna do
You gonna go
What happened to you you're queen
Do they change the thing
Do they go from
They were saying her
In other seasons to him
Yeah
Was her
Yeah she comes back at him
And she's yeah I'm a him now there
Yeah did
Oh she tells them
She does say it on the show
They acknowledge it on the show
Real quick, Jacob, they have powers in the show.
Right.
Yeah, so you can do whatever you want.
They're completely uninterested.
Bobby, I agree with what you're saying.
It's not yellow-stone.
Trans is as fictitious an idea as superpower.
Bobby, now I don't say that.
That is not what I'm saying.
That's not how I feel personally, but I do understand what you're saying.
I am more of a trans person than you.
I love trans people.
I love trans.
I love trans.
Just like it's a crazy person saying they have powers so they can fly.
I want to sleep with trans people.
Oh, that doesn't matter.
What?
It's the reaction.
God, I want to.
it.
Christine, stop looking at me weird.
He wants to suck it.
Real nice.
It.
I'm saying nobody is shocked.
Nobody is at a problem.
At least write one person like, oh God, what did you do?
Let me ask you this.
Was everybody, I don't watch the Umbrella Academy, but were they on drugs on the show?
Because I will tell you this, what I've found from where we pick up our dog from is
Mabebly.
Maboo.
Mabably?
Mabably.
I was going to say probably and maybe.
Maybe.
I like Mabbley.
Mably.
Mably.
Isn't that the mascara that Christine uses?
Maybe it's me.
Maybe it's Mabee.
I use Mabbley dark black, very black.
It's one of the most terrifying corners I've ever seen in New York City right in the heart of
this city.
Why?
It's just junkies and dealers still.
And the cops do not give a fuck.
They sit there too.
They don't give a shit.
But I will tell you, as I see it in those Kensington ads or Kensington cameras,
Kensington photo, which is all drugs, and seeing that drug corner right there, what I will notice,
trans involved out there's an often amount of times, and no one reacts weird to it.
I mean, freaky-looking trans, like, because they're junkies also.
But when you're looking for drugs, you'll kick it with anybody.
There's no racial or gender lines or none of that shit.
And the drug community is the most welcoming community I've ever seen.
When everybody's bent over like zombies, it's like a fucking college ad.
If you took, if you just fucking took their sleepy bodies and put little fucking sweater vests on them,
you can just pose them in the fucking college brochures.
Hey, come to the University of Pennsylvania and just fucking, oh, look at white and black people hanging out together.
All taking naps together in their fucking sweaters.
Hey, that girl, dude guy is back.
on the umbrella academy she's trying to give like speeches look look this is always
and they're one of the guys like whatever yeah shut up about it i'm not interested can we go fight
crime yeah but bro you're watching a fucking woke show i will say this if you're fighting crime
even if everyone has powers you'd still if you had to have one thing happen lose a chick pick up a guy
not a bad fucking straight off that's why no one cared she goes i'm a guy now they go great she goes
I think I was always
Yeah
It's fine
It's good
Right
If Jay came in
Like a woman Bobby
Batman holy jinx
Wonder Woman's a guy
I know
When I like it
It's fine
Don't make a big deal
About it
Relax
Times are a change
Aquaman's a
Haffa
Yeah
Jacob did I'm sorry you were saying
No I was kind of done
Okay
Hey did you see
Real quick
Did you have phone calls
What do we got phone calls for?
I'm so excited
Oh let's let's move on
let's go we have a very special I know we're special guest well yes we do have a very special
guest we were talking yesterday about the new Cory Feldman documentary coming on
Corey Feldman versus the world we I was unaware that it was even coming out or was a thing that
was happening I had my spies on it they sent it to me right away and we were looking for some
insight because it seems like the document documentarian boom the documentarian has tons of
access it doesn't look like it's all like found footage it feels like it's like uh or you know
like a compiled footage it seems like they had a lot of access for what seems like a slam piece
which is what emotionally i'm hoping for i found out a lot about the documentary a lot about the
director i did some research last night and i found a lot about it and this is this is going to be
the documentary that you want jay it is this is going to be that documentary
yeah he cori is not going to like i don't know here's the thing because i don't know and i always
got to remember if he's done terrible enough things that he should go down for something i guess but
i don't need him to go down no like i don't need to i don't know for anybody go down not all the way
i'm almost no but it's like listen i don't even if i want him to have a humbling experience at this
point because like he just keeps going and it gets better every year yeah if he gets a bottom and then
gets normal like dj loo it's not going to be fun i mean we all i'm glad you're sober but this year
GangFest was a little not as exciting.
Somebody got inside of his fucking head.
I'm kidding.
At least to get to knock off the Angels bit because that's what I feel like this is going
to expose.
Maybe.
This was the golden age.
But I'm saying.
But I'm saying this here though, like he stopped doing that thing.
So whatever that was that he was doing with the ex-wife and shit, like seems to have been.
But this documentary takes place all during it.
and a friend of the show, the lovely.
I've never met her.
I'm very excited.
Yeah, we haven't spoken to her since Soda was here.
Bonfire 2.0, she has not been on yet.
But I saw in the trailer that she was in the video.
Yeah.
Or that she was in the documentary.
So I didn't know if she was a part of the documentary
or it was like help with it anywhere
or she just happens to be in it
because that's when they got the footage.
So I hit her up and asked her if she was bewilding.
to call on the show, and she's so sweet.
She agreed to call us in today, and we do have her on the line right now.
All the way, I believe, from Los Angeles, California,
it is the lovely and talented Jezebel Sweet.
Jezebel.
Hey, what's up?
That was a great intro, wasn't it?
Yeah, I love that.
That was a great.
First of all, I'm Bobby.
It's nice to meet you.
I've heard a lot of great things about you, and I just want to introduce myself.
Jezebel is very
talented musician
and she was in fact
recruited by, and let's not say
the guy doesn't know how to scout talent
of Corey Feldman
and she was part of the Angels
in the heyday of the Angels
Jezebel, is that fair to say?
I would say that's fair.
And you lived at Feldmanor
at one point?
Yeah, I lived there for about seven months.
Was that official, that name?
Was that what he called it? Was there a name?
He did call it that.
Felt Mansion.
Oh, Felt Mansion.
Now, wasn't a mansion or was just a big house?
I would say just a big house.
I think he was.
Just a regular house in Florida.
Well, when he would film things like them in the rehearsal room and stuff together,
it wasn't like a, like it seemed like you would have like a, for what he's doing,
like a studio, like an official, like, holy shit studio in his house.
And they were just like in a room.
There was just a guest bedroom.
In the living room?
Am I right about that, Jez Bell?
It was kind of like just in a room.
Yeah. It's just in the living room.
Did you guys have to move the couches out to do your rehearsal?
Pretty much.
All right, angels. Get the love seat. Put it in the office.
Oh, for sure. Oh, for sure.
Rearranged a little.
Yeah, the angels were definitely.
Hey, what a bunch of hot chicks and wings jostling furniture around so you could perform music that no one likes?
I shouldn't say that. I don't know why I say music no one likes.
I like it. I laugh at it enough that what do you say you're not a fan?
I can't call myself not a fan.
So this trailer for this documentary that's coming out came out.
Were you aware this was happening?
I just found out about it maybe two weeks ago when the director called me.
So they did reach out to you?
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
What did you feel about the director's thing?
Do you think the take on this definitely is going to be a look how crazy this guy is?
Did he let you see a version of it?
Did you let you watch it down?
I have not seen it.
I'm going to the premiere tomorrow.
They flew me out for it.
Where, where, where?
In L.A.
Fuck.
Oh, man, there's going to be a premiere for it.
I bet it's going to be so hilariously attended.
I bet he tries to show up.
No way.
You don't think so?
He's not allowed.
He's not allowed.
Oh, really?
So when this was being made, was this the same director that was like there through this time when you were there, like, when they were filming it?
Yes.
So she was on tour with us.
She came to the house to interview us.
Like, she, the entire time that I was a part of the project, this documentary was being filmed.
And did you feel that she come in there with like, Corey, let me help you tell your story?
It was meant to be just like a totally unbiased documentary of the project.
And so he completely approved of the whole thing until it got to the editing process.
That's exactly exactly what I would have pictured happened.
That's exactly what I was.
figuring after he gave somebody a lot of access
that happened to Vince and didn't realize he was being
that he was being crazy
enough and thinks he's being made to look crazy
and then gets mad at it. That's what happened on Netflix
with Vince McMahon. They had
complete access to him for like
three weeks and then that
all that shit came out and he was like
I'm out and he's just walking out not doing this
anymore and they finished the documentary.
Yeah they put it out anyway. So
did she seem like
Marcy Hume's her name
right? Did she seem when she
was there like uh was she like through time for the months that you know you said you were there for
seven months so seeing her over the seven months was she starting to get like an eye roll towards
the end of it did you see or was she really just keeping a good game face she's very professional
she's still very professional she's still really i think she actually did her best to make an
like unbiased documentary i think he's just so crazy like it's just going to show it for what it is
it really is yeah doesn't hold back at all she says like showing the stuff because i mean he
You know, he says a lot of things now are jokes when he goes back.
And I do know those shows are massage.
Jezebel, you weren't there when he did the Wife Swap thing, were you?
No.
The Wife Swap TV show.
He did that with Tommy Davidson.
And, like, of course, you know, everyone knows reality TV enough that it's like they're massaging that.
But he was still okay with the worldview of him being like, I sit here, I look at the girls from behind ass view while they exercise every day.
or that I
you know everyone he claps his hands
and they bring out food to the table
and he's like kind of smar me better
I'm sure they're playing that but he was willing to let himself
look like a guy like a jerk off who does that
I have I just about
I have a theory I have a theory
it's like you know like Michael Jackson they say
that's not his voice you really talk like Shug Night
and they have
like video of him talking like yo what's up
motherfucker I think
I think and
you were there was every time he
broke character of this crazy weird artist, whatever he is,
where he was just regular Corey, like when he was on the two Corrie's,
like just regular actor guy.
Was some of this, was he in on some of this craziness?
I don't know.
He's pretty insane all the time.
Okay, well, there goes that theory.
All right, well, that's out the window.
He was crazy all the time.
Yeah, I mean, we were good friends at one point at a time.
too like he could be really cool and fun also it just you know it it got dark also so what was what was
the weirdest thing he said or did were you like oh this guy's i got to go i don't even know where to go
with that i mean the whole thing ended really badly for me as far as like i wound up having to
file police reports and he ended up filing restraining order against me like it was a whole like
insane thing.
Really?
You had a file a police report
for what? What did he do?
Well, he thought at one point, I know.
I mean, you know, it's funny, I shouldn't say
I know this for sure, Jezebel, but
I've always assumed I heard him
in some interviews or something that
a spy was planted in my home
or something. I think he thinks that's
Jezebel. Really? Yeah.
Yeah, that's definitely mean.
It's just like a sweet musician.
I don't think she was a spy
planted by any kind of a organized
terror group.
Jezabel, did you have to hang your wings up
on the wall when you left this house.
They retire.
Yeah.
Did you have to...
All right.
They're going up in the rafters.
That's goddamn hilarious.
I mean...
Leave them by the door, Jesse.
What she said before, when you called the show a long time ago, you said, like, he, you know,
he sells a bit of a false bill of goods to everybody, even, like, with the good guy shit.
But it's kind of obvious to see.
I mean, I'm sure.
through the years you've watched the videos I mean I don't think I've spoken to you since
I mean the way he could spin something like the riot fest in Chicago video where he comes
out and the song's not playing right and he starts dancing then starts cursing out the
band basically and it's like so he's too dumb to not show his ass but then also dumb enough
to post after that performance and go a lot of people are saying we stole riot fest this year
is that Josh or is that core it's very similar impressions I only have three
voices I can do. Hey, Jezebel, real quick.
Now, mind you, I was on tour at Dan Cook for a while, you know, funny guy, but there
was, you know, he did start singing songs at one point, and he did look at me and go,
what do you think? And I was like, it's good, man, it's good stuff.
No, that's not what you said? What did you say? I said, I forget. Oh, I'll tell you.
Here's what Bobby said. He played, why don't you play in the background? Can Jezebel hear it if you play
Lou?
Because I would enjoy if she could hear Dane Cook's finest ballad
forward.
He played it for Bobby, and Bobby
wanted to stay on the road with him so bad
and wanted to stay in his good graces
that Bobby looked at him when it was over
and went, you did it, dude.
I want to hear it again.
And you sat there while he stared at you
for another four fucking minutes.
Potato potato, Jay.
Nope.
This is Dane Cook.
And can I be honest with you?
And I mean this.
He's better.
than Corey Feldman.
I've listened to this on a rainy day.
I've been at my house on a rainy November Sunday
listening to the song
when I didn't sell enough tickets.
Hey, my question is this, Jezebel.
Was there ever a time that he
like sang something and you were like,
inside you were like,
y'ch, but on the outside you had to go,
play it again.
Yeah, every fucking song, I'd assume.
Was it?
Was it?
Or was it somebody like,
I was as kind as I could be.
We did, like, try to talk him out of doing a lot of things,
like playing guitar, playing drums, like that sort of thing.
Yeah.
The guitar solo, I mean, we got to see that up close and per.
I don't know if you heard us talk about it,
but he tried, he didn't want us,
he tried to get security to not let us into the Loserville,
the Limp Biscuit show he was on.
Oh, we went to the Biscuit.
Yeah, the Limp Biscuit show they didn't want to let us into,
and the security guy was like, he knew who we were,
so he was like, they're not coming to attack you, man.
Like, they're coming to, like, cheer and go nuts
for these shitty songs, basically.
He goes, he goes, where are they?
He goes, the people standing up, giving you a standing ovation.
The people cheering the most will be them.
All the other people sitting down, that's not them.
The five people standing up going, woo.
He's such an egomaniac, too, that I love it.
He knows it's us, and then Josh ran over to go slap five of them.
He slaps five of them.
He loves the moment, like, so much still.
even though he knows it's us
I gotta admit though
like you're in the midst of it
to me you know
I was brought into it
through the Bonfire
Jay
but it's all perspective
once you change your perspective
just a little bit
on what it is
I had the best time
watching Corey Feldman
doing it
so in while you're in the band
was there a
was there a point where you're like
I'm just going to change my perspective
like I'm just going to have fun
this is crazy this is silly shit
or was there
were you like
we're gonna make it like this is gonna be a we're gonna get we're gonna get an award she's not retarded
dude i've spoken to jess bell length she's not retarded i'm just asking a question jay i'm just
conducting my interview to get the facts off of the bonfire fans was there ever part where you're like
oh this is definitely award season i definitely was enjoying it as like a front row feed to the shit
show oh yeah of course that's gotta be great you know it's funny i i want because i you you were in the
band at the show that we went to at the
High Line in New York, I believe, right? His birthday show?
Yeah, you were banned from that.
I know, we got in somehow. And by the way,
thank God we got it in there, because Jacob,
I mean, when they started playing a century millennium
and Jacob just bounced his way to the front
of that stage, he was so psyched for that.
He was so excited, little Jacob.
Did I give you a shirt? I love that. You did.
I have four, Corey Filming. And again, but that's almost the point of the whole thing.
He goes, we're going to play for three hours
tonight. And, like, you know, you can see
the audience kind of have like a, holy shit.
Yeah.
You saw the band also go, what?
But if you change your perspective, it's like, yeah.
No, that's exactly how I felt in that tone moment.
And it was everything I wanted.
He comes out and, like, they start playing Cry Little Sister.
And you're like, dude, this song actually fucking rules.
And he's like, come.
You're like, oh, shit.
I offered the guy at Luzerville, the merch booth, $500 for a Corey poster.
That's, when you change your perspective, it was like, 500.
and he's like, I can't do it.
I need it.
I need it.
Ah, shit.
He's such a bad singer.
Now, how was, when you're touring with him on the road, was it, was it brutal?
Was it, was it fun?
Like, do you guys have a lot of fun on the road?
Was it just like, fuck, this is tough?
It was a mixed bag.
I definitely enjoyed touring a lot more than living in the house because I actually got a lot
more separation from him while we were, like, on the road.
It was fun, in a sense.
Did you guys all have a lot of toxicity?
Did you guys all have to?
sleep in the bed with him like shih Tzu's?
Yeah.
No.
No.
I had my own room at the house and then on tour we had like hotel rooms.
Oh good.
And like bunk in the tour of us.
Was it what you would expect as far as like,
I wouldn't even know what to expect.
Like the money he had when he was younger is like doesn't play out like it would today.
I don't know if he made great investments, terrible, but no investments.
But like, what do you think?
If you're probably bad.
He's wearing a gold hood on stage.
Maybe a family member looked out for him in some way and took care.
You know, it's like the fucking bass player from Guns McAgan from Guns and Rose is like,
he's like one of the wealthiest people in music because his dad took half his money when he was younger.
And he goes, hey, I bought you a little bit of this little Starbucks company and I don't know,
something called Google or whatever.
It's like Apple company.
I don't think it's apples.
He did that.
So he was like a millionaire just off that shit.
So it didn't matter like, you know.
So maybe it was, but did you get treated?
Did you have an expectation?
Like, we're going on the road with Corey fucking Feldman.
Hello, four.
seasons everywhere, and, you know, a grand piano in the hotel room?
We did have five-star hotels for the most part.
That was part of, like, the contract of venues provided that.
Okay.
Let me ask you.
He had a lot of money issues.
Like, we got evicted from the first place that we lived.
Having to look four girls in bikinis and angel wings in the face,
be like, girls back up.
Guys, get you put your angel wings in a bag.
We got to go.
Listen, I know what you're thinking.
I know what you're thinking.
The guy you agree to do this for should probably have his house affairs in order.
Guys, I'm going to go wrap up my robes.
I'll meet you up front.
Guys, I'm going to go grab my 15 pieces of jewelry with a piece of Corey Hamash's in it.
Can I ask, Jezebel, what did he feed you at Feld Mansion?
Corey Hamash is also.
What was the daily life like?
the eating situation was weird when I first got there his wife would make dinner every day and
I wasn't allowed to work so I couldn't buy my own food he bought he let me pick out groceries
like the first time that we went grocery shopping and then I think it was like after he realized
I wasn't going to be like a girlfriend and I wasn't like putting out like the situation got
really weird and they would get like I wasn't allowed to eat any of the produce because that was
all his wife and then it was like if I ate stuff that was his they would
get mad about it sometimes. So a lot of times I would just wait till they were like having
their weird little sex parties and then I'd go sneak into the kitchen. So it was like being a foster
kid. Yeah. Also, listen, you have to not laugh when this little fucking gnomes walking around
trying to get on his tiptoes to kiss his six foot five stupid fucking oak tree dumb Canadian
roof wife. When I was in foster homes, they used to not let me, I could only have certain
food. I like
thinking Jezebel sitting in the thing
of the cart pointing at cereal
she wants. You can have Kool-Aid
and rice checks.
But don't touch
my avocado. Don't touch.
That's my wife's avocado.
Get off her rhubon.
Just weird fucking stupid
can of food. Oh man. Can you imagine the wife
cooking for you? But she goes,
guys, what are we having for dinner tonight?
French fries and gravy again.
We're having
beaver.
did they did they this is his second wife then right not the brunette the brunette's not married to him right now the one
the tall nobody's married to him right now the tall blonde was married to him and they had an open
relationship where they would have uh sex nights wow that must have been like there was another
girlfriend that lived there um and yeah then like random people would be coming i mean that was it any
was any of i think his son was around a little bit too which probably explains the dreadlocks and face
tattoos and that idiot
was there some of the time
it must have been was there any nights that like
that sounds like it would be fun once
and a while oh
not my damn
yeah you know what it was and I said when you hear it
again from even Jezebel
it's like it's so obvious like it's sitting right there
he just like he probably
loved that playboy mansion and he was trying
to make it in his own house just that idea
it's only a five bedroom the thing is the idea of
no grotto no jacuzzi
neighbors right next to you
Hey guys welcome to the Playboy
Townhouse
Now if you guys can
Keep it down after 10
My neighbors work early
And listen you guys got to park
On the other side of the street
You'll get towed
Now there is alternate side of the street
Parking
Now you can park behind my Hyundai
Hey
Hey
So you aren't into that jam
But did you have to hear
Here
There was a few times when we were on tour that I wound up
Like kind of being involved in the stuff
Because we were like sharing hotel rooms and things
I'm looking at his house right now
My house is better than his house right now
Is that really one house?
I'm sure
That fucking house dude
God damn dude that's a very fucking modest home
I think Lisa Laminelli lived there for a couple years
She first started comedy
What the fuck is that?
And then the Playboy house right behind it.
Dude, Feld Mansion.
We can only have six people over at a time.
The Feld Mansion.
So how long did you live in the house for?
Can I ask?
She said seven months.
Seven months.
And was it, so it wasn't hell the whole time.
You had fun times at certain.
Are the guys allowed over, or was he very possess?
Oh, good question.
It's a good answer.
Yeah, for sure.
There was a little bit of that going on.
I think he tried to hide that for me a bit.
Like he would kind of sneak them in sometimes, but yeah, there was definitely men coming to the house.
Yeah, but also wasn't it a real thing like, but you couldn't have buddies over, like a dude that was a friend of yours or something couldn't come over, right?
No, I never had anyone over.
So what you're saying is that every once in a while they'd sneak a couple dudes into that mix.
Yeah, and then there was like a few times that I wound up like watching their little orgy parties because we're,
We were, like, sharing hotels on the road.
And there was, so there was, at least, I'm trying to think,
at least once that I can remember that there was, like, another guy there.
And was it, was it, was it, uh, asked to mouth?
What was happening?
Tyreeks, slow down.
She's Canadian.
Dude, we're not going to donk if you keep pumping away.
Hey, bro, leave some for me.
He was, like, part of a couple.
So I think they were more interested in the girl.
So it was like, we kind of wound up, like, watching that couple.
Okay.
And then, like, Corey and his girls were doing their own thing.
So it was never like, dude, I can only blow you if you have the angel wings on.
Bobby, I would watch, I would watch with you, Corey Phelman, fuck your wife.
Fuck my wife?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'd love to see Corey fuck my wife.
Me too.
I'm sure it could be a rain.
Get this?
Oh, hell, yeah, dude.
She would be like, get this fucking limp dick off of me.
I want him to do it in a tilted forward, smooth criminal style hat.
Don will be laughing hysterically the whole time.
Yeah.
What are you doing?
What is this?
What is this move?
Goni's forever, dud.
Oh, can I get...
And before we get more than the documentary here,
can I ask, did you happen to drink him in on dancing with the stars?
Because, boy, oh, boy, was that...
It was...
I can't believe America didn't find it funny enough
to keep him involved for several more weeks.
I saw a little bit of it.
It was really bad.
he really only can do
that's why I said it's funny
there's people who do
Michael Jackson style dancing
who are fucking phenomenal dancers
you could tell when they had the guy
do it at the Madonna concert Christine
remember the guy doing it behind the fucking shade
that guy's a dancer and he was killing it
Corey Feldman he's just getting too old
to do it now but at one point in his life
can almost do like a decent
Michael Jackson impression
but he didn't know how to do the stuff
you know what I mean he knew how to like mimic the moves
but he has no rhythm and he found
that out so hilariously
fast on dancing with the stars
when he lost to Andy Richter
who I believe is immobile
I think he has
spina bifida
something dude
Jezebel
can we
I'm always fascinated because Corey
would hire really good musicians
it was one girl that really shreds
you can actually
you're you're very talented
what was it like having to
dumb down
you're playing
to
And was the best moment in the world when they made her a DJ, when they made the wife a DJ?
Did it feel like being a singing teacher for kids?
Yeah, I actually did kind of teach his wife how to play piano.
And then I actually learned how to play bass for that tour.
So I was kind of learning as well.
You played guitar already?
Yeah, he hired me as a rhythm guitar player.
and then the bass player that they had, like, quit out of embarrassment
like a month before tour.
So, yeah, so I had about 30 days to learn how to play, like, 30 songs on the bass.
30 songs is too many songs for a concert.
We heard every one of them.
Dude, the cure did less songs than that.
He's like, we got to take him through a real journey.
We got to think of a journey experience here.
Have you ever, because you're in L.A., he's in L.A.
Have you ever just bumped in him at a Starbucks or something?
I was at this Thai restaurant once, and I thought that I saw him, and I almost had a heart attack,
and then I realized it was an old Asian lady in sunglasses.
Nice, dude.
Oh, my God.
I just realized that he looks like a Meldon Arcos.
Is that my saying her name right?
Amelda Marcos or whatever?
Oh, there is.
There he is.
Hello.
That's not him.
That's not him.
I thought I saw Corey Phel.
It turns out it was Kim Jong-un.
That's the funniest thing I've ever heard.
Oh, my God.
So do you know, Jezebel, if he tried to stop this from being made?
You said the editing process came.
So he was, like, involved.
Yes.
And then when it started getting edited, what was happening?
So it was supposed to get finished a long time ago,
and he was freaking out about some of the footage that she had
and what she was going to include.
and then the whole thing got shelved for a long time
so basically she finished it in secret
so I found out about it like a couple weeks ago
before he even knew about it
oh wow he didn't find out about it until the premiere
went public
and then um
they did a private screening for him
I want to say yesterday or the day before
and I was I heard
he basically walked out of it screaming
I don't know if he walked the whole thing even
oh man
I can't wait.
Christmas comes early this year.
That's awesome.
I wonder for a New York City premiere.
What's the name of the documentary again?
Because he has so many about him.
We filmed versus the world.
Versus the world.
Okay.
Yep.
So are you, when you go to all the other angels that were in it before going to the premiere?
Do you know any of the girls that are going?
Have you talked to anybody?
The survivors.
Yeah, yeah.
The survivor of angels?
Pretty much everyone that was in the film, I think, is going besides his ex-wife isn't going to be there.
She's deported.
But the main girls from the band will be there.
Are you guys going to dress as the angels?
He's coming full.
What's up?
You guys should come in and just play the songs that they're supposed to be played.
Don't let him own that.
Don't let him own that.
You are the angels.
That's true.
You guys are the angels.
I would say at the premiere, yeah, he's definitely not going to that premiere at all.
Is it going to come out?
It's going to be available for, like, video on demand right away or something?
So he's not allowed.
Yeah, he's not able to be there.
Well, this director is the real deal.
Like, she's done a lot.
She's got a hold of her.
She's done a few things.
She's not a, it's not like a joke.
It's like she's made a couple really in-depth things.
No, no, she's definitely a good.
It's going to be a great film.
Yeah.
Well, even without having seen it, I already know.
Like, I know she did her best to make, like, a really, like, well-rounded, unbiased, like,
documentary about it.
Yeah, there's no way to just,
if you do a real documentary on him,
he's going to do it himself.
He will do it himself for sure.
Yeah, exactly.
No, she's a genius.
Who was, yeah, there was somebody else that's like,
they just did a documentary on recently,
and it's almost like, why are they going to do it?
They're going to give too much shit,
and they just did.
There was another thing, something like that also.
It's like, you can't just trust him.
He goes, just at least be fair with me.
It's like someone to another, like lunatic
who's like, you don't realize if they are fair to you,
you look crazy.
Yeah.
And that's what he'll never understand.
But he sat and talked to her, it seems like,
hours upon hours. I think this is going to be on Apple TV. It's going to be on Apple TV. It's going to be on
YouTube, Amazon, and Voodoo. Yeah. Apple TV. Excuse me. Thank you, God. I mean, it's going to be
crazy to see. Well, I'm looking forward to the documentary, but I'm looking forward to the
aftermath of social media from Corey Feldman about the documentary. Has he acknowledged
it yet publicly?
No, I think she's been radio silence.
Oh, my Lord.
Is it going to be security at the thing?
Because if you see an old Asian lady
that looks like Michael Jackson,
you know, it might be him.
Are you, when you were there,
sorry, when you were there,
did you, like, involved in the project still?
Was there anybody else there that you were able
to roll your eyes with,
or were, like, a lot of the other girls
kind of bought into the horse shit?
Yeah, for sure.
When he wasn't around, definitely, I mean, we were all kind of clowning on it a little.
Eat in his lettuce?
Depending on the girl.
Oh, my God.
You know, maybe less so his wife and his girlfriend.
But they actually, they opened up to me both quite a bit about, like, issues with him when he wasn't around.
Without any specifics.
Anybody make fun of his weener?
Damn it.
He has a nice piece.
I bet the guy's got a decent weiner then.
Does he have a nice piece?
You know if he has a nice piece.
I wouldn't say that.
No, I was going to say, I would assume...
Wait a second.
What do you consider nice?
I might be in the core realm.
Me and Jay.
Bobby, don't sit you're up for this kind of failure.
That's true.
I did all the time, too.
I got a nice piece.
I got a nice piece.
Yeah, let gravity do its thing.
What was the...
Can you walk through?
What was the evolution of a song
where he came in and said,
I got a...
I was inspired.
This is what I got in my head.
And then it was your job to create it.
no everything was already written and recorded that i performed okay that's good how about like i mean
having to watch him massacre the songs did you ever go to him like you couldn't do you know he
wasn't the personality you can go hey try maybe starting at like a lower octave here and then you
don't have to do that no yeah i definitely wasn't telling him how to sing poorly
there's a lot of things like with narcissists that they do and they wind up like
like giving you, like they'll give you something,
but then they'll give you like something in one hand
and then a pile of shit in the other.
You know what I mean?
Like they'll give you some gift
that you're supposed to be like, oh my God,
and it's kind of garbage.
Where you're like, thanks.
Was there anything that he gave you
where you're like, oh, wow, this is awesome.
Like was there any gift giving or did you just get paid a paycheck?
Merry Christmas.
Watch me have sex.
Yeah, literally.
He gave me drugs.
Yeah, so drugs.
Okay, drugs.
There you go.
A pair of shoes.
He gave you shoes.
Nice.
Nice.
Which I left when I left.
Well, you had to.
It's the angel.
I didn't have to.
No, I actually moved out when he was out of town.
Oh, you snuck out, huh?
Yeah, I did.
And that's when he knew you were part of the rich pack.
They shorted all of our paychecks and went to Hawaii with our money.
And then I talked to my shit and left until they were gone.
That sounds like somebody we know.
Was it Jamaica or Hawaii?
Was it always...
Jamaica came after.
You had to be.
You were all vegans?
You were made to be vegans?
I was vegetarian before being in the band.
Actually, couldn't have been a vegan because I wasn't allowed to eat any of the vegetables in the house.
They were for his fucking Canadian fat rabbit wife.
And I believe it was stand by me.
Was that the one when he jumps on the drums?
Oh, that's in the drum kit, buddy.
Yes.
Oh, yeah, buddy.
Those fills.
Maybe my favorite Phil's
in all of rock music
Why don't we do it in the road
The Beatles cover
Oh did you happen to catch
He's newest song characters
That he says is a Beatles tribute
But he just AI generated a Beatles song
His groundbreaking AI
He made a video
He made an AI video
He was like
Computers man
The futures now
Take all my faces
And make it an album
come come.
It's so bad.
Were you ever at a show where, like, what was the craziest thing?
What was the craziest thing that he did at a show?
Like, Jay said he yelled at the...
Tried.
The sound guy.
Was there ever something where you guys are like,
fuck, man, he's going off where he something was going right
where he yelled at somebody who did something crazy?
I don't know.
I feel like it was just so much like that all the time
where he was always having a temperate change from about something or other.
It's hard to really, like, think of a specific.
If you guys want to live in my modest mansion
If you guys want to live in my split level ranch
Then you got to keep
Two of you sleep in the rec room
Two of you sleep in
Yeah I think there would be a lot of that
Like in the documentary
I can't wait to see the house
This is so exciting
What are 11 days away
I got to know what kind of car did he drive
Oh
It's hard to remember
I want to say it was like a
Mercedes of some kind
I would guess
I guess a Mercedes
It's been a long time
I you know
This was like
Eight years ago
At this point for me
I think
Did you get to meet
The brother ever
That he was on the show with
The Celebrity Boot Camp
Yes
Yeah
How was he?
He seemed
He's cool
He's cool
He's normal
Yeah he's a much better person
Than Corey Love
Yeah
It's just like
When they were on that show together
Bobby they did
A Celebrity Boot Camp thing
With families
And he brought his brother on
and the goofy wife.
That's the one where him
and it completely junked out,
Aaron Carter had a conversation
about seeing Corey Haim the bird
fly by outside.
He's like, you know,
remember you said Corey Hame's name?
Then I saw a bird go by.
And Corey film goes,
and it was him?
Yes, he goes,
oh, man.
And then he goes to the dumb Canada wife.
He goes, he just saw Corey Hame go by as a bird.
She just got to nods.
It's like, sure.
The trailer for that documentary when they said,
is this a Lolita?
I feel like a Lolita.
And she's like, do you feel like a Lolita ever?
She goes, no.
I don't even know what that is.
Saying no first.
No, I don't feel like that because I wouldn't even know how to describe what that means.
Poor girl.
So now this might bring him back into your life a little bit.
Are you worried about that?
I'm not worried about it
You don't care
Are you
Are you and you're in a
You have your own music now
You are you in a relationship now
No
Okay
And you have a
You have your own band
Are you touring?
What are you doing now?
Yeah
So I actually do music
With my older brother
And my younger sister
And we just did our first tour
This summer actually
As like a jazzabelle sweet
Like headlining
Just a very small run
We went and did a music festival
in Oregon and played some shows
like on the way. Get your ass out here
to New York. Yeah, well, come on and see you.
All right. We'll hype your shit up big.
Now, what type of, can I, what type of music is it?
I call it slut folk.
I was going to say techno fuck.
But I just like putting words together.
I fucking love.
Slut folk should be a, uh, a shirt.
I want that as a shirt.
Slet folk.
I want bag slut and slut folk.
That really, it's a good word to have on merch.
I will say, Jezabel.
Keep that in mind
So that must be nice to work
I mean to finally work
with people that you can collaborate with
and actually make music
Yeah
Well in the grand scheme
In the grand scheme really
I mean it was sort of a blip on a radar
Of like a career that'll be long
You know what I mean
Jezbel's young
And you look back on it
It's like
Now that you're out of it
And you're on beyond
It's so great that you have this story
That you were part of it
You know what I mean
That you get to look back at this
And be like wow
That was fucking nuts
I was right in the middle
of that split level ranch
for fucking insane asylum
exactly
Feld Asylum
it would have been a better name
Feld Asylum
Come on in
a weirdo
Jezbelle is there anything else you want to plug
I appreciate you calling us so much
I'm so excited for the documentary
to come out I hope people
I know they can find you at Jezebel Suite
J-E-Z-E-B-E-L
Suite
and you can find our music
at Jezebel Suite.com
Is there anything else you want to plug?
Any live shows or anything?
I don't got anything coming up right now.
Just you can put Jezeba Suite into any dark corner of the internet
and you'll probably find something.
Hell yeah, we love that.
Hopefully we'll talk to you really soon.
If we can get you back on, maybe we'll try to have you.
Come in.
We'll get the director also.
But yeah, if you make your way to New York, please definitely come in.
It was nice to talk to you, nice to meet you.
After it comes out, we might have more questions, so we'll let you know.
Oh, we will.
We'll be calling you back.
Stay in touch.
We'll talk to you soon.
Jezbo, thank you.
Oh, wow.
Wow, it's going to be a good documentary.
When is it coming out?
December 12th, it says, right?
Oof.
That's a Friday, correct?
Is it?
I think it's a Friday or a Saturday?
Oh, my God, I'm home.
It's the weekends I'm home.
I'm home, though, again.
I'm home, too.
Come over.
All right, I'm coming back from Canada.
When?
That day?
I think that day.
So I'll wait until the next day.
Okay.
I'll come.
Yes, okay.
I'll come over.
Saturday.
Yes.
Yes.
What do you look at, why do you side-eye me?
Because you're going to go, dude, my son's weeping while I'm walking out the door.
And I'm like, Bobby, is he crushing pussy or is he cried and holding your foot?
I'd bring Max, but you don't like Max.
What the fuck you're talking about?
He swears too much.
You can bring, it's weird how much he swears.
Eh, fuck off.
Go fuck yourself.
We were giving each other.
Would Max give a shit about the Cory Feldman document?
No, he'd give his shit about being around you.
Oh, he loves you.
Bring him on all over?
Probably his favorite.
Let him wail them drums.
Yeah.
Yeah, absolutely, that sounds great.
Please.
So, let's do that.
Yeah, we have to do that.
She was great.
Oh, she was all, she saw us years ago and told all this and talked about a bunch of this stuff, dude.
She's great.
And I like to say that she, that's why I said when you answered that question, I was like, no.
I said, we know her enough, though, to know.
It's like, from the day she walks foot in that house, she was like, I'm here for the story.
She just went, yeah, I'll roll this out as long.
And then one day she said he was basically.
gone and she was like yeah bye dude this is weird she got her fill of the weird yeah it's weird to
have because i was in the same i mean not as weird but kind of the same weird stuff you ruin all my fun
dude play it again man dude stop talking and start it over because you did it because you did it because you
man you did it if there's one thing i am i'm honest doesn't christine's gut laugh hurt you
no doesn't it hurt you it makes you the honesty of it makes me feel good that was real dude she
fucking sent that witch laugh through your fucking heart like a dagger jay pain is the pathway
of the piece true that's fair enough that's fair yeah um wow this fucking
hey everyone we have a couple things to announce right here we got the bonfire holiday
spectacular happening every year and this year it's happening Tuesday December 16th 7 p.m.
Village Underground and New York City.
Get your tickets to the comedy seller.com, not the comedy cellar.com.
It's comedy seller, yeah.
Comedy seller, yeah. Comedy seller.com.
Get them now because they're going to go and then they're going to wind up giving tickets out to fucking rando Europeans.
Yeah, it's going to suck shit.
Yeah.
So don't do that to us.
Yeah, don't.
Be good people.
Also, you can bid right now.
You can go over to something, some website, dude.
Series XM something.
Oh, there it is.
you can help Sirius XM in the fight to end hunger
and support
Y Hungers
annual
Hungerthon
Donation Drive
if you go to Sirius
XM.com
slash hungerthon
Donation drive
You can bid on a chance to sit in and watch
the bonfire, your favorite show.
Donation drive.
Recorded live.
Donation drive.
It is.
a mean-spirited show, but you can come hang out with us.
You can studio visit the bonfire,
me and Bobby Kelly, for a full
two-hour show, I believe, right?
Yeah, and we'll talk about whatever you want.
We'll talk about whatever.
We're going to have a special guest come in that day.
Oh, the day you come in, honest to God,
is probably going to be the reunion of Dane Cook and Bobby,
but I'm just saying...
And we're going to get opening Anthony back together.
Now, I don't know what Sam Roberts or Bennington have promised people,
but I guess they've been talking about it
for a couple weeks now, and they're getting
people all hyped up because they are dominating.
us in bids
dominating to watch their show
versus watching our show
those are fine shows and I read
and they should get
they should I think they should get
no bids no
hunger should continue on
no I think leave them hungry
I say Bennington and
Sam should be exactly
where they're at getting a lot of it dominated
by Bennington but we won't of cool well listen
he's a legend in the business
but listen but the Sam Roberts show we got a date with destiny
with those fucks anyway
at least Eddie Trump
We have to beat Lady Trump
Eddie Trunk's just easy work
Do we have Black Lou and
And fucking Jacob go high low
On Eddie Trunk
That's over quick
We gotta take on a crew at Sam Roberts
Now I know there's a couple of fluffy Jews over there
But there's a couple of guys who throw
We gotta figure out who we got a double team
Well, it's just one, it's Troy
That's about it
But you got a little chubby
So he's not gonna catch you if you're on
That's good
All right here's what we're gonna do
We're gonna have him beat the living shit out of DJ Lou
And then me and you attack him from the back
Straight Chokes and Sucker Punch
Yeah, we have, listen, it's about the hunger.
We're gonna get a lot of money for hungry people.
It's mostly about hunger.
But it's mostly about us winning.
It's almost entirely about us winning.
Contracts are coming back up, guys.
If you wanna know how much, how shitty it feels to be being doubled by Bennington and Sam Roberts.
Doubled.
I'll tell you how it feels.
It feels not quite as bad as getting beat slightly by Eddie Trunk.
That hurts more.
Fix it!
So we just need somebody to donate $150.
Let me tell you something.
You get to come in here and sit in studio with us.
Now I'm going to tell you something.
This building years ago used to make you put your bags and everything through a detector and all kind of stuff.
You can come up here if you're our enemy and bid highest and kill all of us.
No, we're going to meet you downstairs and hang with you before the show.
Oh, for sure.
You're not coming in at five on the dot.
You come in at four something.
Smoking.
We're talking that shit.
videos, taking pictures.
Jay's going to give you a pair of mittens with no fingers.
They're called gloves.
Okay.
I'm going to give you maybe a hat or one of my bags.
Oh, a wet half cigar.
I'm going to give one of my bags.
You're going to get one of my bags.
Okay.
All right, we've got to throw stuff on here.
You're going to get a bag?
Bags.
From me.
You get 15 minutes to do whatever you want with Christine's body in a closet.
You get 15 minutes to do whatever you want with Lou's butt in a route to the open in studio.
In studio.
Get away from you.
On the show, though.
Christine is in private.
Christine is in private.
That's going to be tactful.
She's a woman.
But Lou, whatever you do to Lou's ass, DJ Lou's ass, happens right here in studio.
Jacob, you're going to get to do a scene with where he directs you.
He will direct you in a scene.
And you get to rub your hands over Black Lou's hair.
And then for the first hour of the show, you're going to sit on Bobby's lap for the second hour of the show, my lap.
Yes.
Here we go.
Now, I don't know if Bennington's offering any of that.
Nothing.
But if you bid to stay at the bonfire.
Yeah, just a good show.
Just a great show.
Just a high-level show
That doesn't rely on nonsense
All right, well, there you go
There you go
We've been to see a jump by tomorrow
Everybody, don't fuck us on this
Bobby's gonna be in point plans this week
And I'll be in Omaha
There we go
Watchup dot live slash Robert Kelly
We'll see you guys
In a few minutes
Hang in there
