The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - So It Shall Be Written (w/ Shane Gillis, Brian Six, Kilah Fox, Dante Nero & Justin Silver)

Episode Date: August 12, 2019

Shane Gillis on his sister’s Eqyptian husband and Coptic Christian wedding. Dante Nero tells the story of how he had to defend himself sexually against another man with knife. Jay describes to Dan the proper way to show your package in underwear.

You're listening to Comedy Central. Also, be sure to follow us on all social media at the Bond Fire, SXM. Hey, Cameras, it's Black Blue, and welcome to the Bond Fire's Best of the Week. With Dan Soder away, Pennsylvania's own Shane Gillis guest hosted with Big J. With fan favorites, Kyla and Beezer sitting in, Shane talked about his sister's Egyptian husband and their very traditional, coptic Christian wedding. Yo, did I tell you my Arab brother-in-law posed a... This is great. He took a picture on top of a Jeep. He drove his Jeep down to the beach and posed in the sand sitting on his Jeep.

No. Classic Arab, dude. He drove it onto the sand. He drove it out onto the sand and posed in front of it. Was this sister in the pictures? No, that's her. That's her. No, this is before he met my sister.

This is back when he was playing a days when he was posing on a beach. That's a strong move, dude. Posed on a beach with a Jeep. That's how he snagged your sister? My sister saw This is back when it was play a days when he was posing on the beach. That's a strong move, dude. Posed on the beach with a jeep. That's how he snagged your sister. My sister saw that and yeah, it was over. She loved that, dude. Locked it down.

Uncircumcised dong. Rock and chill, chill, chill, chill. Well, just saying your sister loves uncircumcised dong. Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill. What's the problem? Yeah, she likes soft Persian dick fur. And she likes to be tucked away behind

weird olive,complexed mucky shout out me. Shout out me. What up? That's not me. Meen is the one who owns Riggins. Yeah, shout out Riggins. Shout out me. Shout out Arabs. Shout out Zeus. Shout out Zeus the dog. Father Riggins. Shout out Arabs. Shout out Arabs, dude. You guys are chilling. What kind of Arab is your brother-in-law? Egyptian. Well, that's not. That up Arabs dude, you guys are chilling. What kind of Arab is your brother in law? Egyptian. Well that's not, that's full Arab bro, what are you talking about?

No I know, but that's more like biblical scary, it's not scary now. Are you serious? Egypt's violent. Shhh, thank you. Egypt's violent right now. It's violent? Yeah.

No but he's not from Egypt like, while this shit's going on now. Yeah, he moved when he was younger. Yeah. His parents are he was younger. Yeah. His parents are just over there. His parents went over there and just hung out. They literally? Yes.

Their dad like barely speaks English. They went over to Egypt and just sat in a living room for like three months. Speak English. Just, Classically speaking English. Arabs just go over and hang out on like bean bags and rugs and shit.

They love sitting on the floor, dude. Get whacked off by floating eyes. You would get whacked off. No, no, they have to have places for that. In Egypt? Of course. I doubt it. You don't think there's like a sick,

all those countries have a crazy subculture of like banana shit. All of them. You get, you get your fucking, you get hit with a stick if you get caught though. Yeah, you get, you get publicly hit with a stick. You you get hit with a stick if you get caught though You get publicly hit with a stick you might get hit with a stick but I'm telling you there's definitely like boy fucking and Hors and I mean that's everywhere. We did the whole episode on the the

Ganny boy We didn't do the whole episode on but we brought it up on episode. There's always weird shit. Well, I get cultures Of course, but Egypt's pretty far from Afghanistan. Is your sister going over? No, I don't want her not to ever since the Muslim Brotherhood took over after the Arab Spring. We said Avoid Egypt unless everywhere they go. He has to like rapper completely enrope and throw over his shoulder He's just taking out to the dump He's Christian though. So he's a cop to Christian. Yeah, it's no good when you're Christian. So no, they're not big of they're not the police. Yeah, not big fans of him either. But isn't it like a large percentage? No, it's like less than 10% I think. Really? Yeah, they get fucking rocked over there. Where's he from it over there?

I'm not sure every once in a while that guy. No, I was gonna say if we sit from West Kaira I'm not sure. Everyone's wild though. I know. I was gonna say if we sit from West Kaira, that's how it's gonna say. It doesn't matter at all. You live by it, Muhammad. Muhammad at Banyan. Muhammad at Banyan.

Muhammad. It's just Muslim townies. It's like, you know, Jack Muhammad. Oh, you're fucking Teddy's kid over there. You live down on El Bahrain. But there's definitely, Egypt definitely has good underculture of like crazy shit going on. I bet I bet but again I'm sure when the musk like they're pretty strict. Yeah, I don't think what your brother-in-law like he's a man He's awesome. I'm saying he's awesome in like a very American way. Yeah, he moved over when he was or is he awesome

You're like can I borrow like 20 bucks and he's like so it shout it be written. So it shall be done. Yeah he's pretty much too far. That's what they had to dress like when they got married. Did I ever talk about this on here? No. Those pictures. You'd have to have an Egyptian wedding. Shut up dude. So my sister had to wear a giant tiger. I was the one like I, of all the, the groomsmen. So it was me and Josh and ass. Eight Arabs, yeah. And linen. My sister had to wear like a cape and a crown.

Were you wearing linen? No, I was wearing a ballerass gray suit. I'm not to wear it at every funeral from here on out. And the whole fucking wedding, the women, the Egyptian women would be like, boom, boomlu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu Yes, I was laughing the entire time. I've heard of a roll your peasy Did they do it like a best man's speech? Yeah, like traditions now they kept it after that it was good at for but the The Sarah there was no best man's speech there was yeah, I was in hilarious. They handed me a mic and I Did a racist action. No, I was like just do indian just do the wrong one. Thank you. Don't fuck coming very much my friend And like that's not even the right racist.

What's the difference with the wedding? It was long and they, again, the guy dressed like that assholes there. They had to dress like they were royal. So like, they were wearing a crown and like capes and shit. And then they, like the fucking vows were great. It was like, do you promise to fucking do whatever he says forever? It was like yeah, okay So now your sister lives a weird Egyptian life. No, no, they live a normal hockey life

But when parents come around they got to do like crazy like put out like baskets with snakes and shit Charm a cobra I mean Seeing Philip that wedding was pretty great. I can like I'm in a... Yeah, I mean, you... Seeing Philip that wedding was pretty good. I can't imagine your father paying for any of that. Just being like, no, no. No, we're not going to... There's no caveats.

You're dead at the pay for a Egyptian ship? Well, we had to barter. We got a couple goats. And a jug of milk in return for... Oh, yeah. She was not a prize to the Egyptians. Were they not happy that he was marrying like a white American girl?

They were... Like, was that a struggle? I think they wanted him to marry an Egyptian, but that's tough to find. In central Pennsylvania. Nothing that couldn't be gotten over inside of us Finx themed moonbounce, am I right? No. You dad pay for that?

Well, I mean, that was on the house. The moonbounce? Yeah. They sent that along. I came with it. Was it multiple days? No, it was just one day. I mean, it was present in fucking, was it multiple days? No, it was just one day. I mean, it was the Indian weddings

are multiple days of just horrifically asshole destroying foods, I believe. And an elephant. Yeah, they ride an elephant in. Yeah, if it's super traditional, you got that kind of pull, I don't know. Or just have an elephant pull. If you're in India, easy to get an elephant

in your wedding, if you're here, probably more difficult. It's Black Louigan on Tuesday's bonfire Justin Silver and Dante Nero guest hosted with Jay. Dante revealed to the crew that back in his male stripper days, he was almost raped at knife point. Tune in as big Jay provides color commentary for this harrowing tale. How the gay dude had pulled a knife for me? Try to rape you?

I don't think he was trying to rape me. I think he thought I would be into it. On the list of rapable people, I feel like you're home in the bottom. Wait, he pulled a knife on you to get you to like pull a knife on you and threaten fuck people. I didn't really know you. You were his moby dick, dude.

I didn't really know you were his moby dick, dude. You're gonna try to rape somebody, do you see Dante? I'm gonna show you, he goes, guys, I swear to God, the next guy that walks down this street, I'll try to rape. And You see Dante wants you to go guys. I swear to God, the next guy that walks down the street, I'll try to rape and then you unluckily have Dante lost in the wrong neighborhood. I've come over here.

That's how you rape a ball. I was rapable when I was 20. What? The same you go in a hundreds lodge. He's got a tyrannosaurus rex head on the wall. That was a beautiful one. Like, male straddle Dante. Yeah, I see Dante stripper pictures. They're great. Yeah, it was male stripper down. That's not rape,

but you're still jacked. Yeah, but so the guy I like I didn't think the guy was gay and then and he and everybody and some couple of people like I went to this club called the world and the guy and one of my boys was he was going to hang out with this gay dude. I was like he's not gay. He's like yeah he is and I was like no, he's not he was like alright whatever and And then she could call him like what's up? Faggot. He's not gay. It's fine. He gets it. So He's like say it one more time. I'm gonna play on a knife and split you from butt to nuts And he said oh you so we went up to his house and he had like eight locks on the door It was like a whole bunch of locks,

but that's not, I mean, it was Brooklyn in the 90s, so you could have a lot of locks. And he, he, he, he, he, he. Oh, thank God, I hope you're not in trouble in the hallway ever, though. He hit the opening lock. He said, clack clack. I'm almost in my house.

I'm 13 minutes away from being in touch. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I forgot the secret knock. Fuck. I'm in my house. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my house. I forgot the secret knock. Fuck. I'm in my house. I'm in my house. I'm in my house. I'm in my house. I'm in my house. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. I'm in my hallway. he was like a designer. I don't know, I think back it's like really, this dude was heavy in the fashion and, and he was like, it all made sense to me to think about it. And he put the problem on my lap. He was a stripper too.

No, no, he was a designer. Okay. And he, and he would like flip the page and then reshift the book further up. And I was like, you know, you were like, is playing the trust game with you? Did he just snum?

Did he just snum? Then he would flip the other one and he go, I'm like, he did fight you and you don't want to be a dick and like, oh, you try to, sorry, Dante, did I grade your pecker? Just trying to show you some styles and textiles. Can you hold this page? No, not with your hands. Can you hold this binder on your lap with your wien? It's fucking hot in here, Dante. Maybe take a little pump it off. You feel like dancing. I feel like dancing.

Just slow dancing, not anyway. Just slow dancing in his apartment. Dandana, dandana, dandana. I'm going, I got a love disguise guy. He's like, bend over and touch your toes. Are we trying one shoes? Touch your toes. Jase's gay too sounds like he's from the producers.

No, yeah. No, I go super flamboyant. I have a fucking cockatiel on my shoulder. My gay character has a cockatiel on the shoulder. And I've named him Jameson. This is Jameson. Superkate. That's a bitch. He sometimes he gets messy.

He hates people who are fat. So wait, what happened? But so do I? This guy was going to touch your dick And I and I he removed it was trying and I was like, yeah, let me get going and I get up right and then all the gay comes out of him right and he pulls a knife and he stands in front of the door and he locks all the locks And I'm like yo, don't you disrespect me in my home don't ain't here Put the saran wrap around your body like I told you

We're about to have a homosexual knife fight one and two and stab and switch and turn and do Why can't I paint you with yoga? Dante you've seen the beat it video learn the steps five six seven eight Step 5 6 7 8. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, and I'm like knife fights are gay tickles. I grab I Grabbed about a wrist and I twist his arm and I take the knife from it I thought behind the couch and then he runs to go get the knife and I start trying to get the right just for the record By the way that also would have been a great moment to just start kissing hard Be great if you hold a knife and then you're not face off and then it's you just make eye contact just Basic instinct It'd be great if you hold a knife and then you're gonna face off and then it's you just make eye contact It just starts He reaches for the knife and I just flopped on top of you

And and so I'm trying to get the locks open And I get like six of them and then he comes back with the knife and he's back up back And he's like playing with it and I'm like yo, so I I'm like for it yo, I'm hurt you and he goes why would you hurt me and I Like hit him like a straight right hand in the chat and like in the solar plexus, uh-huh And he hit the wall and he slid down the wall Um, like Apollonia didn't purple rain I And I was like I'm trying to be fucking liberal. I know you I told you I'm not reading a knife point

I'm not gay why would you hurt me? That's all semantics sister K did my chest That really like another man tried to rape you at knife point like that's what it that was the scenario if you I Nice point like that's what it that was the scenario if you Oh my pectoral I would have been it would have been was he a big dude crazy we he well his Okay, I forgot this part how big could you have accepted all of him? But I when the first time when I do threw the knife behind the couch and I started getting

the locks, as I got the locks, he grabbed me around the waist like my hand around his hand around my dick and picked me up. Oh shit. And I pushed him away and fell down and then I fucking stepped. So it was like a little bit of a fight. Like it wasn't. It really wasn't. Do you remember seeing him again after that. Yeah, yeah, I have seen and you chose to fight back.

There's a message for all the women out there. Fight back. message for the women. Catch the knife and throw it behind. Why didn't you get the knife back if you unhanded him? That was one of my favorite. Go get it over there, gay guy. Go get it over there. You're trying to open on mocks? What are my favorite Lin cop? It's joke she says that like 40 years old she lies and Ben thinks about how she'd fight

off a rapist. And it really is. It's like you think about it, but it really is a woman you go, I'm going to get fucked and beat up. And so that's kind of like the struggle, but it's like, you can stop fighting and just get fucked. Let's exactly where you go. It's kind of like the struggle, but it's like, it's like, it's- Well, you can stop fighting, you can just get fucked. L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L Big J finally shows his penis to everybody Jacob baton hates Mark Walbert Across the board. I tell Dan if it wasn't for buggy nights. I'd have no use for him

What a body though, huh? Yeah, dude guys good guys built like a brick shit house great shape great shape Even the way it looks in those boxers like yeah You're gonna really get him on the bulge into boxers though He's using the the white boys trick on boys trick on the boxers bulge. If you can run it, let it run through again. Yeah, what's that? What's the white boy trick? It's, if you want to show off in black loop,

please pack me up on this. You want to show off your fucking meat and underwear? Yeah, heavy down. It's got to be riding down the saw. You got to be seeing the cylinder. Yeah, yeah. What he's doing is that thing where you bunch up balls. He's ramping.

So it's what it looks like it's hanging over like Gonzo knows stuff, but it's just, it's your whole package sectioned off. Yeah, I see what you mean. It's like I forward and down instead of like, it's isolated. You go back, you remember the game's fucking dick picture? Yeah, yeah. That's a fucking big fat dick, John Ham. Yeah, you know what that is?

You knew what he's doing. He's not, he was doing a sin. Yeah, I see what you mean. He know what he's doing. He's not he we live in a sin Yeah, I see what you mean. He's standing on his tippy toes. It's exactly what I would do. Yeah, it's exactly what I have under We're on and and you're about to see it front load front load man front load that all part stuck in the front So you're going oh there's bulge now if she starts grabbing it That's the nerve wracking thing because now you're like well, you're gonna see this as a pile of nuts in my dick just sitting on the top. However, yeah, it hard little first. Do your part, bitch. Yeah, well also unwrapped the present to see what it is. Sure, sure, I think you think that one is.

Do your fucking part. That's how we feel when you guys say get loob. Oh, man. Get loob. You gotta like get loob. Get loob. Get loob. Get loob. Oh man, get him loob. You got to like, get loob, get loob. Oh, get loob, get loob, get loob, get loob. But you're right down the side of the shorts, down the side of the pants is the real dong action and they always teach you that in porn.

Bring up the games. Because the ladies always go, but when the ladies in porn are rubbing, they ride to the side. They ride to the side. They ride to the game and the zander. Or just look up big dicks and underwear. You'll see the difference in what Mark Walberg's doing you stack it Look at that. I mean jeez that's a cannon. I mean that now that

They wouldn't put that in the commercial. They're like this. This is what is this France? They'd rather put Mark Walberg's entire dick balls and fucking you guys want me to make you guys want me to make weenie Mass potatoes That's why I stack them up. Yeah Tired dick balls and fucking you guys want me to make you guys want me to make weenie mashed potatoes Because that's why stack them up. Yeah. Oh, oh she got fuckers Wait, you want to mush this all up in the front so you get a little something it goes I'm thinking about maybe we do a front ponytail with my balls and dick in front ponytail I mean Jesus. That's hilarious Set you Jacob doesn't it looks like he's pulling it's a glee large. Yeah black loot just thought those were dicks Yeah, he's like what are we showing here the game has a dick? So what black loot that we were talking about the tattoos?

Yeah, some good ones on the stomach you're like down It'd been great. We find out that black lieu if he goes oh shit. I thought the game had a big dick I don't know what are you gonna do man? Well, he's got a personality though, right? Just a slow head turn. Yeah God go Jesus What are you gonna do man? Well, he's got a personality though, right? Just a slow head turn. Yeah God, I got go Jesus That is hilariously big and by the way if it's hard so what yeah But there's no way it is. I'll tell you if it's not hard. It's not God bless whatever woman Can consistently take that and not have her ovaries to shot out her ears.

Oh man, the game. I guess that's his game piece. I guess you could say he got one of his dreams. Look at all the pictures of him holding his fucking underwear dick. I mean, he clearly knows that's his shot. Oh yeah. Yeah, that's he knows how to do big dick underwear. Big dick underwear. I mean good god, that guy in the bottom row.

God! Now by the way, that's front loading, pornographically. Yeah. That's not what Mark Wahlberg's doing. Hey, look at that. Oh man. Look at that fucking string cheese.

That's gonna make me stop learning those same exact underwear now. You have those? Yeah, is that how you're supposed to look at them? Oh my god. There you go. Stop wearing those same exact underwear now. You have those? Yeah, is that how you're supposed to look at them? Oh my God. Oh my God. There you go. The biggest and smallest penis is ever recorded quite impressive.

The smallest recorded human penis is measured around 0.3 inches, one centimeter. I want to see that guys grave. Is it small, stick ever? Is that a picture? Is it a picture of the smallest together? Well, the largest is 13.5 and 6.25 inches in girth. The blue whale's penis is the largest

in the animal kingdom averaging seven feet 10 inches. Where you go, Christine? You were saying is anything ever gonna make me happy and fill me up? It turns it all you need is a blue whale. You got a white whale. Ah. After his big photo scale,

just some of your penis falls on this scale. Ooh, yeah, he's got a thickie, huh? Small penises are generally not considered After his big photo scale just some beers penis falls on this scale Yeah, he's got a thickie, huh small penises were generally not considered a medical concern. Oh, I found that out the hard way Found that out from up tripped my mom booked for me to the doctor Well, no medical concern your son's just got a what-eves dick Penicides is only a concern if shorter than 1.4 inches at birth and three and a few thirds inches in adult males. Penis is the size of known as micro penises man. Christine, can you see hard micro penises?

Thank you. It's why we do radio show together. Because I think it in you. Say it. Oh man. How many, what's the suicide rate of micro penis? I don't know, but something's got to go. Oh man. How many, what's the suicide rate of micro-piness? I don't know, but, so let me see how's it going.

I just know my feelings about my very average penis, like there's no way. It's just no. I would have done something drastic, man, I think. And I'm telling you, these people are stronger than me. How did it ever get photographed? Although I think still, at my weight, I said it's the Christine last night.

I think if I lost weight, my dick would probably be close to closer to seven inches But it's just like I have weight around my dick. Then what are you complaining about? You're saying if you're my size you know I'm talking about the fat that swallows up that extra inch. You're saying that if you were my size you would have You're barely yeah, what are you talking about? You don't have a small dick. You've complained for years You have a small bit show Dan my dick pick you talk., you're barely, yeah. What are you talking about? You don't have a small dick, you've complained for years, you have a small dick. You can see the show, Dan, my dick pick, you talk.

Are you looking at it? Yeah. It's a dance, I haven't looked at it yet, I won't look at it. Will you show, Dan? He'll look at it. Shot. Shot there. Yeah, shot from there.

Good way! Great, take. You got a great under dick. She made me take it under a pick. I was holding it I go good. I go. Does it look good like this she goes. Yeah, it does I go get I'm so listen to show me on that I go. I don't want to see it. I don't want to see it That's a good pick good pick Jay you can play in too much dude. You're fucking Casey. I don't even think you saw it You're definitely look at your cases thrown out This is Jacob. Let me see if it's mouth. We've been dealing with this we've been dealing with this with this case for four years And it's a big a big shake. I'm just saying show Jacob

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