The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Sorry For Your Loss w/Anthony Michael Hall

Episode Date: July 24, 2026

Iconic actor Anthony Michael Hall hits it off with Bobby immediately because they are both from Boston. Then Bob gets too comfortable and talks about his family's miscarriage to the horror of Big Jay. Jay feels left out of the interview so he makes a fat joke at Bob's expense. Anthony is promoting "Nation's Dumbest" a celebrity game show on Fox hosted by comedian Jack Whitehall. In a twist on traditional trivia, 12 famous contestants compete to avoid finishing last. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Don't you forget about me? Bobby's getting ready to illegally record Anthony Michael Hall. Can you see everything? Oh, my God. Can you see? Oh, yes. Can you see? What can you see?

What can you see? I see you, and I see the chair. Well, he will be. Okay, you see everything. Now, put one over on yours. No. Why? This is Bobby

This is a bad video It's not bad video It is bad video It is bad video It's like your phone It's like we're all look like It's shooting up It's 4K

It's shooting up How's that? So better Now you're out of the shot Am I out of the shot? Yeah do you're fucking 5-9 Just go up at all Now it's just your face

Really close to your face Shut up dude Are we on air? Yes Dude this is gonna be good We're live on air And while you're fomfring around, how's that? How's that?

That is... You see both of us? Yes, sitting. Okay, great, we'll sit. But you look like you're looking for, like you're giving messages of world domination. Like, you're looming over us. We have our guests coming,

and it looks like maybe they're here. Christine looks furrowed-browed, but that's kind of her jam, looking like it's all going bad already. Yep, that is her face. She doesn't have a face that builds confidence in what you're about to do. Her face is like, all right,

I guess we'll survive. It's a low confidence. face. Yeah. What's going on? We asked to hold till three so we could get this set up. We asked to hold till three? What? Yeah, because he was originally scheduled at three. So we just wanted to I said, can we hold till three so we can

get the cameras? And now we have our cameras the whole time. What happened the Paco? He had told him to come in today and he said that he asked if Jacob could set the cameras, Jacob wasn't here. I didn't like realize he wasn't coming until you just said that. That's my bad for not organizing that better. Okay, well, there needs to be a consequence, Jay, because people learn through consequences not through hey you shouldn't do that again you want to do that thing where you hit the

bottom of her feet with like a stick i don't something a little more like what i don't know like like stand completely like face against the wall for like a half hour maybe not the wall but a corner would be good with no light i thought maybe just against the wall like really like whole body touching the wall. That sucks. Or maybe a wall sit. But there should be something in front of her, like a picture of something that she doesn't like. I say it or one punch

in the stomach from DJ Lou. Do I look like I can punch? I don't know. It looks like you're not going to kill her, but you might, you know, she'll know you're there. You get some of that jersey rage in you, dude. I do, but I don't think I can do that to her. Yeah, we have to, like, Jacob has little man rage. Jacob, you're willing to hit a woman, definitely.

Again. Yeah. Dude, the angry woman rage Jacob must have inside of him that he could uncork. I think his fist would start glowing like a street fighter character. Jacob could take his anger, his women anger rage and turn it into a ball of energy and throw it at you. Like, Haddukin. Haddukin. His special move. Does Jacob not have a girlfriend?

It's absolutely crazy. I'll tell you how. He works out so much. But you have to go outside to get a girl, Jay. You have to leave your apartment. Can you tell you something? I've watched DJ Lugo from an alcoholic, chain smoking mess to an upstanding sober member of society.

He was getting pussy the entire time. Entire time. He never stopped fucking every iteration of that. Because you know what he didn't do? That's the nicest thing I've ever heard. Thank you. You know what he didn't do? He didn't stay home.

He didn't stay home and read. That's guess you're right. Yeah, he went out and lived life, even though he lived it on the edge of death a lot. But he got sober too. Yeah. And now he's not. lives life out. He goes out. He

does things. He travels. He does he goes, this guy goes to Florida and sits in and then goes to Queens and sits in. If he's not in the house, he's underwater or something so. I don't even know if he goes swimming. Jacob, do you swim? He does scuba. Yeah, but I dive.

I dive. I dive. He dives. I do. I do. I did a night dive the other day. A night dive? What's that? Yeah. I've done a night. Oh, I thought you went about you You went down on a black joke.

Jacob, I'm sorry. I do apologize for us. I like us to be righteous when we're giving you shit. And bother. Bobby asking, what's a night dive? I was just setting it up for the joke that you didn't listen to

that everybody else got. I got hung up on the night dive. Yeah, well, if you fucking chilled for a second and opened your ears, I say, would you go down on a black chick? Not only did my ears shut, all my emotions shut off. Because I was like, does Bobby not know what a night?

I don't even know what a night dive is, but I guess I get it. I was setting up a fucking joke. You're right. It was so far-fetched that I got hung up in the premise. You got hung up with the premise. I like the punchline. Thank you, Jacob.

I liked it too. And most importantly, Black Blue laughed at it, which was my fear. I like to go out, Bobby. You're painting me as this... When was the last time you went out? Dancing. Yeah, when was the last time you went out? Well, what is out?

First of all, everyone I know... Waiting in line at a club, getting in there. Fucking buying drinks. Fushing some pussy The last time I was in a line for a club 19 never When was the last time you just went out And did something at night

Hit a bar Hit the jukebox And then just show them your moves Not a club I don't go to a bar I'm not gonna go to a bar by myself I like hang out I'm going to a Mets game with Lou

Boo That's just fucking show shit dude Okay where do you want me to hang out I don't know go the fuck out Go on I'm happy to I'm not Go on an app and set up a rendezvous, man. I'm on them.

Why is it working? I don't know. You never go on dates. Do you go on dates ever? I will if I connect. I haven't connected with any of the... Don't be honest about your age. Lie.

Lie about your age, Lou says. Yeah, lie about your age. What do you want me to lie? Everything. Lie about your hair, color, diet. Your dick size, your age, your gender. Wear a new, get a leather jacket, do something. You get your interests.

Yeah, braid your hair. Do something different. Your car status. There we go. I just want to enjoy Anthony, Michael Hall. He's here now, brother. Oh, my God. Oh, whoa. Turn him up a little bit, dude.

Hi, how are you? Chris. Nice to meet you. Welcome, come on. All right. Look at this. We got everybody. What's up, man?

I did. I did you. Robert. Yeah. Yeah, sit right over here, this is your mic right here. We've got a little bit of phones. We've got some cans for you.

Wow. Wow, wow, wow. A little radio talk. We have some cans for you, man. What's happening? How you doing? You think I would get used to meeting famous people once in a while, but I'm just, it's always exciting. We have, no, no.

If you're my age, I can say very easily, an icon, a Hollywood icon. I mean, for my whole childhood through adult years, it is the great, Anthony. Hall. And he's still kicking it. He's still killing it. I mean, you're still in so much stuff. Reacher, you were in Reacher last season. And you, and dude, you play a really good piece of shit. Thank you. With a heart. I mean, here, talk with the microphone. No, listen, it was a good arc. It was a great role. I really appreciate Nick Santorri who created the show. Give me a great role because the guy's obviously like an arms dealer. He's living like the Great Gatsby, but you think he's a boss, even though he's living like one. He's actually an under boss. Yeah.

But then the full arc was nice with the sun. The whole thing with the redemption with the son was cool. So it gives you the parameter of the playing field to go all in with it, you know, which I did. Yeah, you didn't want to go too far as you had to go, but you had to do it. Right. And he's kind of a despicable guy. But at the same time, I think the redemption is the thing with the son. He grew up without the son.

Actually, it was my story, too. I didn't know my real father. I didn't meet him until I was 22. Really? Yeah. So, you know, there was a lot to draw on for me for that too with the son at the end. Did he come in like happy, what's you call it? Not happy young war?

with the water boy's dad he just came at the end like hey share some of that money with me no i wasn't quite like that it was more of uh yeah he was not not available for comment actually i didn't really know him but i got to me anthony you got money let's go get some stuff together let's go shopping son you uh you were uh you were born in boston i was born in boston like you brother yeah yeah uh roxbury right west roxbury deadham yeah so my family's all still there are they still there yeah do you go back to boston at all i do i'm going this week when i leave i'm going to the Cape. No, shit.

Because I'll tell you, man, now... I'm another masthole like you. Because looking at you now, you look like all the fucking dudes I know. Yeah, very good. A lot of Irishmen. Yeah, I'm Irish Italian. That's it. Irish Italian, right?

That was the great generation of Massachusetts when a lot of Italians and Irish people mess around together. Some of your best mastholes are Irish Italian. Or Mick Niennes, as we call them. Did you start acting and stuff when you were young in Massachusetts? Thank you, bro. Were you acting when you were in Massachusetts and then went out to Los Angeles? I was seven years old, man.

I've had a 51 year career. It's surreal. Yeah, I worked a long time, man. Thank God. I'm just grateful that I've had a creative life. But I started when I was seven. I did a play with Steve Allen. Wow.

And then I did commercials. I did stuff like that. It was more of a hobby as a kid, you know? How'd you get into it? Like, was your mom into it? My mother was a singer at Mercedes Hall. She was a singer, jazz, performer, and raised me on her own until I was 12.

And she remarried my father and they had my sister. So I grew up here in the city. But I'm from Boston originally. Right, yeah. You live in the city for a and then you moved to L.A. Correct, yeah. A long time ago, about 30 years ago. I don't want to jump around too much on stuff,

but I say probably the first things, obviously, when I was young that I saw you and that hit me, particularly a breakfast club, obviously. And to this day, Mount Rushmore comedies for me, weird science. And again, it was maybe my age of something hitting it along with the lines, but it's so interesting to go back and watch that movie again,

even the years I showed my daughter that movie when she got older. Oh, is that right, cool? And, um, but the thing is like the scene, it's so funny, the scene, the jazz club scene. Yeah. Would probably have, probably, people who I have problems with it if it was made a new scene now because of the, because of the voice there, but I mean, it's one of the funniest. I appreciate it.

You know, you know, you came from as a kid, man, I was that kid. Growing up, it wasn't into film or actors or acting. My heroes were, you know, athletes or comics. So growing up as a kid in the 70s, man, I was listening to class clown. Richard Pryor. Right. Carlin and Pryor, man. I'd be in my room listening to them, like, constantly.

So a lot of that stuff came from just imitating bits of prior to John Hughes as a kid and it would crack him up. And he'd be like, go do that, you know. So we're getting high in Breakfast Club. Like, whatever the hell that voice came from. It was inspired part by largely those albums of the 70s of prior when he's in the comedy club. You can hear the dishware and people drinking and eating at the club, you know, his old 70s albums. Yeah. It's just amazing.

So that was just like, so by the time we got to wear its size, to your point, you know, he set that scene up. It was largely written and we just freestyle. It was so funny. It was so funny. That movie in general is like it was fun to make. How old were you when you made that? 17. Yeah.

17 in the movie. Wow. Yeah. Now, did you guys have like, I mean, at that time, you were kind of, you're a star, right? What am I now? No, you're star now. But as a key. My hair, you're a fuck.

What am I now? What am I here? Yeah, listen. Boston comes out. Boston comes out in a quick, huh? Yeah. He's like, what am I now, you cock-sack? Get the fuck.

Hey, motherfucker, what are you talking about? That's so funny. But, no, what I'm saying. Come on knock around guys, these two. You used to be a comic, didn't you? I was like, I did. till I got this job Now I'm called

Sidekick Kelly Don't you dare You're great man You're a great comment Let me ask question Like at that time It's just like crazy to be In Hollywood

In a trailer At that age And it was the time of craziness Where there was no kind of rules for kids The 80s Who remembers the 80s What I remember I liked It was great

No it was great Yeah Right Bob No listen it was a different time man Before everybody was doing this Right around like phone zombies Were you partying, like going out into Hollywood? Oh, yeah, I was a wild kid.

No, I had fun, man. Yeah. It's almost too much of this, bippity pop. That always got me in trouble. It's kind of interesting, your characters when you were young. Your characters when you were young. A few pops goes to bippity bans and you're shot. It goes pop, bippity bop, that's all.

Your characters where you were young were all, like, nerdy, like the outcast guys. Right. Was that a difficult, you know, when you interviewed Jaliel White, who played Erkel in here before, the same thing. It's like when you go out in the world, though, and then you want to, like, girls will talk to you because you're well known, but is it weird to try to like turn to let them know? Did you ever overcompensate? Like, you're trying to be extra cool?

Oh, probably for about 20 years, not to brought it up. Yeah, no, listen, that all happens. No, listen, it was totally legit. No, I was, I mean, the truth is I really wasn't a smart, book smart kid, man. You know, I got a GED by 10th grade so I could do SNL. You know, so I really wasn't. I really wasn't that guy like, hey, we see Ivy League in your future.

Not at all. I think my combined SAT was like 600. Not good. That is not good. Not shining. What's an SAT? Exactly. See?

So what's left for a showbiz? Was there like a difficult thing? Because you were in so much stuff at a time and instead kind of always playing like the outcast character, the nerdy character. Yeah. And then did you feel like a time where it was like you had to make like a... Because I mean the next thing, if it makes sense,

like the other thing I remember is the Dead Zone show. Right, right. And it was like the double look of like... Yeah. Like he's like... And you're playing a serious character. You're a kid, right, you don't want to be associated. No, like, you don't want to be the nerd or this or that.

So absolutely, it was in my head, you know, like I don't want to be known for this or stereotyped or all that shit. So it did affect my decisions. Like I did a movie, I was just asked in an interview I just did. I did a movie called Out of Bounds in 85. And it was a way to kind of depart from it. And it was an action movie and was just a great opportunity. So I took it. But yeah, in fairness, and in all honesty, yeah, I always had that.

You know, I don't want to be known as just that thing. So it kept my ass working for the next 40 years. But you're all, I mean, dude. So it's gas in the tank, essentially. No, you do play a great, heavy, like a bad guy. You can play that guy. Thank you. One of my favorite things you did of all times was...

Industry term. I know that heavy meant something. I don't know what it meant. That was so cool. Not just our lunch order around here. I love it. I'm sorry. I don't apologize.

Jay, we're... Two thesbians are talking about. Listen, let us do our thing, please. Apologies. Change Halipton on the way in, please? Two Thesmians don't need to be interrupted by a lesbian. I don't disrespect the lesbians James Lipton now

No we love lesbians Yeah go ahead One of my favorite things you did And I don't know how you feel about doing it But I'll tell you It was when you were on psych as Harris Stroud It was fun When you came because I love that

It's great writing of that show One of my favorite shows of all time I love it I've seen it every every episode of 55 times Yeah And the thing I like about it Because he always called back to the 80s The whole, the writer Frank Stevens, I think is, his whole life, he was like me. That's cool.

He had Val Kilmer on. He had, he had, he had, he had catch one of the, when I did it, I didn't know that was a thing that they were doing. Oh, yeah, they had, but the writing was great on that show me. They had the cast, they had the whole cast of the breakfast club. Right. In the episodes. Meanwhile, Slowbo didn't figure it out until like three years after.

Yeah, I didn't, I wasn't a hip to that, but I found out after that. Buddy, you came in, I was like, oh shit, I was so excited. You were such. Funny role, man. It was fun. You were so wild in that role. Thanks, bro. It was so funny. The only job I ever did where they had a teleprompter, like in a newsroom there for the lines. So I'm like, fuck, at that point, I'm already a middle-age actor. Shit, I might lose a line. There it is. Okay, so it's going down on the scroll. I'm like, this is great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for the lines. I never experienced that before.

That's crazy. But funny role, you know. What are you following? I guess they knew I was a fuck-up. No, they do it for everybody. No, they do it for everybody, like going slow, you know. But that role was great. You know, he fires everybody. Then he's got the Tai Chi, the mom hang up. The mom's calling. You come in. Then he gets fired. It was funny shit. He puts a whole thing of donuts on the table for everybody. And then he just lets him sit there. Nobody tell you goes, and we have these?

Cool, no? And he just throws him in the garbage. It was so fucking wild. It was goofy character. That and community in recent years, like comedies that I did where the writing was so good. Honestly, I didn't get some of the shit until after I did it. Right. I'm watching on TV two years.

I was like, that's hilarious. Do you have a preference now for comedy still? Oh, I love it. You know, it was honestly, and I want to share this with you guys. It was never my intent to like fall away from it after John Hughes. After John Hughes, I just never fit into like the Adam Sandler-Clickie, listening at him. Will Ferrell. Oh, he is.

All these guys. You know, and I love them all, man. I love them all. Like the last round of press I did for Reach, I asked it. My publicist chill who's awesome got me on Spade and Carvey Show. I mean, I love all these guys, man. I look up to all of them. Yeah, you're funny, man.

You're real funny on Syke. It was, uh... Thanks, Roel. It was good to see. It was such a weird, fucking, just weird dude. Stupid characters. It's fun. It's so funny saying to look up to like, uh...

Which leads me to nation's d'clock. See where I am? The industry is dwindling right before our eyes, boys. With Spade and Dana Carvey, S&L Brethren. You guys did that. And you did it before them. I did, yeah. Even when I was at the SNL 50th, I walked up to Will Ferrell

because I had done a movie for Roger Corman's company. I'm talking like early 90s. He was an extra, and it's how long I've been around. Too long. Will Ferrell was in an extra in one of the movies I made. I was like, Will, remember me? He did remember it. He goes, yeah.

It was this crazy movie called The Death Artist I did with him. and Justine Bateman. You have done a lot of shit. I keep showing up, man. Deccan by decade. Dude, you keep showing up, and you keep reinventing yourself and you're doing all kinds of different stuff.

Thank you, and this new show you got. What's this new show about? What's happening? Oh, this is funniest shit. So the nation's dumbest. First of all, I'm not husband talking shit about reality shows for about 20 years. I've been married for five,

but my wife loves them all. And she gets me hooped in and watching them, like Love is blind, all these shows, right? So I get the call about it. Check out the baddies. Is that another one? Is that you, Jam? Not in front of your wife or kids.

Okay, good. Okay, listen. Is it like naked and alive or whatever that's? No, no one's, well, they do get naked. They blur. It's more just, uh, it's drunken, influencer, ghetto chicks, fist fighting each other. Great.

Sounds like a night in Manhattan. Great. Yes. Yes. Yes. It's like having it, it's like having a bird's eye view of Times Square and three in the morning. Nice. I've been a lot of those clubs.

Yeah. You know what a Tice thing when I went. Yeah. Yeah. No, that sounds fun. Anyway, so I got the call and I was like, this title. Like, it's like, wait a minute. Nation's stomach.

Yeah. Yeah. Then I had to just reframe my thing. I go, how much? Oh, wow. Okay, wait, man, let me just rethink this shit for about a half a day. I'll get back to you. Great experience, honestly.

And it took me totally by surprise, because I really was talking shit of like, I'm usually like watching UFC or the news or whatever they're also at home, right? So you've got two TVs when you're married. That's the first thing. So anyway, I got up there, man, we had a blast. You know, there's ICE tea. There's Steve-O. He's one of the reasons I did.

I'm like, shit, Steve-O's doing it. I'm in. Nice. And he's like a different guy now, man. He's like cleaning everything. He's awesome. He's a great guy. He's got the Fitbit watch. He's doing like skate tricks on the hallway. I'm like, I'm like, you 45 or 50? Yeah, great guy.

Brand of teeth. He was actually leaving to go to clown school in Tennessee when he was done. So he couldn't wait to get the fuck off the show and go back to clown school. You go back to clown school? He was awesome. But iced tea was great. He was great. He's taking continued education from clown college? I didn't really had that. I couldn't believe it. So he moved to Tennessee. He lives there now. Great guy. Dr. Drew was great. It's so funny when I've caught some of these ads. I keep mistaken myself for Dr. Drew. Because I look fucking 67 with the way here now, too. But he's a great guy. Way better shape to me at 67.

No kidding. Who is that good-looking? Now this kid is, this is Chase. Chase Hudson, he's one of the contestants. He's a young rocker, TikTok star. We hate him? We hate him. I know.

I'm asking you, if you hate him, we hate him. No, I didn't hate him. He's a good kid. And there's a little bit of cool there. Wink, wink, wink. I get it. But anyway, this is L. King. She was awesome.

She's all. I know a old lady, man. I love her. We've known her for about a year. She's Nashville. Is the show done out of that? It's interesting. We shot in Toronto, actually.

And that's Rob Schneider's daughter Right, right. And I brought that up and she's like, I don't speak to my dad. I'm going to exit right now. I was just like, oh, fuck me, I got to leave. I found that out of quick. She literally said that. I was like, oh shit, sorry. I guess I didn't read enough shit on TMZ about it. Have you said follow their Instagram? She's awesome. Oh, she's such a good artist. She's her husband and the kids and the farm, everything. I told her something hit you up when I get to Nashville. She's great.

Cool lady. Yeah. So you guys are all, okay, who's that? That's Napoleon Dynamite. John Hater. He's a cool guy. No, it's funny you said that heater, right? I started calling him Hater because he had too many lines. He had a couple things to say during the shoot. He was pretty funny. He was a good guy. But a heater, I nicknamed him Hater, right about the second week, actually.

Well, who's that? Andrew Yang, who ran for president. Oh, really? Yeah, he couldn't believe he was there either. That's the guy. How do you go from president to fucking a show? That's what he's asking himself. Look at me.

I'm in the same boat. Don't joke. Andrew Yang's the guy. Andrew Yang's the guy who jumped out to help Shane. When Shane Gillis, when Shane Gillis was getting canceled, Andrew Yang jumped up. First of all, if that's the guy you want in that situation. He's a cool dude, Matt.

He's a cool guy. I think he was born in a shirt and blazer, though. That's his look. He's a cool guy. Very nice, man. Okay, that is. That's Carmen Electric. She's on every, yeah, she's on.

How is she? Very sweet lady. Who's that guy? That's Matt Linehart, former NFL QB. Okay. Went to SC. That was a lot of people. This fucking guy.

I don't know who this is. Hang on. Stop. Dr. Drew. Dude, you look like a club owner from the 90s. Don't I? Don't I? And I look like Dr.

Drew standing. Bobby, I want you to do Thursday through Sunday. All right? I know you don't like doing it. Listen, if you're not at the cellar, come by. We'll make room for you. I'm going to do time before you. I don't feel like paying you fucking open up. That's all. Because we don't even get fucking Uber money anymore. Anyway, I'm here

are we. Dude, I like that with the leather. Do you look like Dr. Drew with it? Yeah, you do look like brothers. You're dressed like a stickball referee. I mean, minus the doctorate and the glasses. He said he's got 10 years on me in way better shape. Shit, my career is. Yeah, Dr. Drew shredded, right? Yeah, dog. He's a great guy. Yeah, shredded.

He helped Steve O. Get sober, by the way, so they had a nice little reconnect there. That's awesome. This guy is a great guy. Jack Whitehall. We're both Whitehall's, I told him.

I told him that we shot. But any of him. Nice guy, man. I didn't know who he was either. He's a big comedy store from England. Yeah, he's an actor, too. Great guy. He's a stand-up comic from England?

Yeah, we don't. That doesn't count. Okay, very nice. Bob said that, not me, Jack. He's hosting. He's a great guy. He's got a show on Netflix Hall travels with my father, which is really funny.

And I guess his father was like a film producer, Jojo Siwa, isn't she possibly a nightmare? No, she's a rock star. No, she's a rock store. She's super cool, honestly, because I'd heard her name. She literally grew up in reality shows. I didn't know anything like dance moms and all that. I think dance moms and she was a dancer. She works in like a rainbow, sparkly

outfit. I was thinking I was thinking she was a problem. She wasn't a problem. She was awesome. She was on a reality show. I was just confusing the situation when Mickey Roark was a problem. Oh, Mickey, Mickey. Oh, is that her? Yeah, she was one of the original like YouTube stars.

She started her own following. But he was like, Oh, that's the one where you're talking about. Yeah, he's like, let me tell you something. You're an lesbian. God hate you, but I don't care that much. Mickey's wrong. I made two movies of Mickey.

I still don't think he knows who I am. I don't care. Maybe it's for the best. Listen, I looked up to him. I love Mickey. Of course. But she's a great lady, really superstars. When you made a movie with Mickey,

what version of his face? Yeah, exactly. It's a couple different versions. I did two of them. I did one called Exit in Red, and that was interesting. His ex-wife was in a karaokeosis about 25 years ago.

And then we made one about 10 years ago, Western overseas in Europe. And that was called Dead in Tombstone. And that one, yeah. Great actor. I'm always looked up to Mick. He is a great actor. I just, I don't know what's going on with his outfits. Wow, you don't like pink t-shirts with a cowboy hat pairing or whatever?

It's all good. I digress. I just don't like it in the afternoon. That's a nighttime outfit. Okay. Fashion's a playground. You have to live out loud sometimes. You got to do what you can do.

I think we got a good episode here, boys. We were flowing. That's the movie I did. Yeah, nobody saw it. It's all good. I'm going to watch it tonight. These are my favorite movies, dude. I love watching this stuff.

It was me and Trejo. Check it out. Me and Danny Trejo and I are half brothers. Now, talk about a stretch of a story. You got a Mick Nguinea from Boston, and you got Mexican legend. He's awesome. And I go out with him. We were shooting in.

Oh, I swear to God, that's the story. They don't give a fun. Was there no adoption in the old way? No, it was just about getting a sequel to the story. I do love these movies because I've been watching a lot of these type of movies, action movies and they don't give a fuck about I watched one

I think it was called the what was you guys it was called they would go get money whatever and there was the first one the end of the movie they both get shot and killed

and it was such a success the next one was like I thought you were dead I mean too and they just went and did a whole other movie but on the first they literally five bullets

that's so funny there we are so he kept calling me well we made this movie I got a quick Danny Treahoe story first of my character name was Rojo So he kept calling me Rojo, even off set.

They're like, Rojo. And we go out to the clubs at night, and he didn't drink, and I was trying to be a good boy. But everywhere we went, they were calling him. What was that movie he made? Machete. Machete, machete. Everybody knew him, Rochette. Even in Bucharest, you know, he's a great guy.

He's a really great guy. I mean, so recognizable. He told me about his life, you know. He went to jail in 1960 for armed robbery. He came out of jail in 1969. Can you imagine you missed the 60s and came out of jail? And he said, he told me straight up. He goes, all the work he did with the community and, you know, being in a former gang.

banger and he's just a great guy man does a lot of great work with people and it's a great guy well dude all you've done for west broxbury is nice too thanks brother you got it me and chris nileff that's all we got in the burry the berry the berry rocksbury yeah he used to call it the berry that's where new edition or new kids in the block are from one of the two new kids in the bloggers is door chester door chester yeah new additions from rocks barry yeah we used to call it the berry You gotta be careful when you go on the tonight. I'm on the tonight show with Matt Damon. You got Odysseus and Nation's Dumbus, all in one show.

All messholes. It's all good. Me Fallon and Matt Damon, yeah. Matt Damon, is he nice if you met him? I never met him. Really? No. I'm sorry.

Racist. I worked with Ben Affleck once. I did a movie with him. I auditioned for Ben Affleck once. Did you? It's cool. I wound up, did a great audition. And at the end, I wound up to fucking turning on the standup for some dumb reason,

thinking I would just get him to like me. And I told the story. about my wife waxing my asshole and he just went he literally just went like this that's nice that's that's an interesting story tagged the audition with that it tagged it and then he goes that's an interesting story thank you and I went did you almost walk out of the room and then turn around before you left and just do like like you know what I'd be remissed if I didn't tell you this my wife actually waxed my ass or was it were you in the room and refused to leave and tell her I was did you walk out of the room backwards no I'm kidding I walked in I was I was

I was like, he was like, we talked a little bit after the audition. I was like, yeah, dude, I was up in New Hampshire. I don't know why I did it, Jay. I was just trying to kind of, he's from Boston, I'm from Boston. I figured they're funny. He loved the story. Didn't. He got real Ivy League.

Really? He is very, right? He is, by the way. And then I went to the car and then screamed at the top and bent the steering wheel down. Because you were pissed at yourself? I was so mad. I've actually found the most Boston guys love talking about other guys' assholes. I found to be a real Boston trend.

Buddy, it would be an icebreaker if I was like, dude, I got my, you know what I mean? Come on. I'll take the fifth on that one. Let's keep this moving here. You still a Celtics fan? I should have done marshmallows. Honestly, I've been watching basketball since the 80s, to be very honest with you. I'm more of a fight fan these days.

But happy for the Knicks, man. They almost took the city, you know. Boo, Nick. Took the city by your own storm there. Come on. Come on. He gives a shit about these guys. Better have armed security.

We're Philly Boston, folk. Gotcha. Yeah. Yeah, the UFC the other night, what about that, huh? Dude, big Connham fan. I was bummed out, man. And the rest of the car was awesome. It was wicked the rest of that fucking guy.

I think Patty's the next guy. He's the next... He's awesome, isn't he? He lights up the stadium, makes everybody feel good, and then he either loses in an epic way or he wins in an epic way. Every fight he does is great. I love the guy. And Connor's got to wrap it up. Go make movies, man.

Bro, he just made so much money, you know, it's a lesson of money, right? He made $30 million that night. 30 million. Do you know any fighters personally? Tyson's an old buddy of mine I don't see him that often but we're all friends

At the time that he was fighting still? Yeah, yeah, we used to go out Not the time before he went to prison That would be a bad time No, no, no, no, we used to hang out, we used to go Yeah, really, yeah It's interesting, I said, it's a handful But, you know, really that I have

any kind of interaction with like two UFC fighters Ever, and when you watch them fight, it does change, like, you know, the thing about watching a fight is like, I don't care who wins as long as like a good one, but watching a friend fight sucks especially when they get their ass handed to them You have some buddies that are UFC fighters?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I got into it. I was always a boxing fan for years, man, and then I slowly got into UFC. In the last three, four years, I love it, I mean. I watched it all. Yeah, it's great. But I was bummed for Conner.

It was a bummer, but it's also like, dude, it's a, look at home. I always say, when they bring their wife and kid to the thing, they're going to lose. Wow. Because, you know, the fighters are just, get the fuck over there. I'm going to go kill somebody.

But what he did was phenomenal, right? I mean, he's, you know, another level, because the numbers he brought in, He just made so much money in the last 10 years. But great fighter. I loved his career. I wished it ended differently than that. No, he's got one more fight.

I'm with you about Patty. Patty's awesome. He's got one more. He's got one more. He goes him, right. He got one more fight in April. But if he does come back and fight one more time, I hope he... I'm hoping there's like a baby UFC league because I got a three-year-old at 58 and he's

biting my ass. He's biting me, kicking me, punching me. I got to call Dana White about some tickets or maybe a toddler league. Is this your first kid? Yeah? Yeah. And you had him at 50? How old were you?

I had him at 55. Well, my wife did most of the work. Let's be honest. She's younger, right? She is. No, thank God. Yeah. $250.

Having a kid, that's scary when it comes out. I know. I know. Tell me about it. She's, uh, no, he's free eyes. It's got a vagina and a penis. What's happening?

Let me just show you a quick. Let me see. That's great. What's his name? Michael Anthony Hall the second. You mother, good for you. What a great name. I had to.

No, I just want to show you. Nobody wants Bob Kelly the second. That's just a bummer. Robert Kelly the second? That would be a good one. Robert Kelly. but Bob Kelly. How about Anthony

Michael Hall the second? Let me see this kid. My given name is actually Michael. Wow, dude. He's got the locks, man. Wow, look at that, Jake. I'm going for a Frampton comes alive look. I'm letting the hair grow.

That is great. What a pre-year-old. Thanks, bro. Wow. There's a handful, man. He's got my old ass running. Let me tell you. That's all the cardio I needed.

58? You had it? I mean... Yeah, 55. He's three now, yeah. So 55, you just went for it, and you didn't have to hire a scientist? I always not.

You're hilarious. I always thought I'd I thought late in life, but I thought, like, maybe my 40s. I didn't think I'd be 55, but it's funny. I was on The View a couple of years ago promoting this piece of shit I made for Netflix, which will go unnamed. Come on. Anyway, so, and then they set me up because Joey, of course, she goes at it right away,

the Italian lady. She goes, we hear you, you had a kid. I go, yeah, you know what, in the year that De Niro and Pacino had a kid, I feel young again. Don't worry about it. They just both sired children at 80, so I'm like, shit, I'm a young old dad, at least, you know? And then I know Bill Burr bit, too. I watched old dads. That didn't hope.

I love you. Bill. Oh, it is tough because you think when he's... He's a great guy, when he's 20, your kid's 20. I know, I'll be in a fucking wheelchair. I'm lucky. Thanks, Bob. I appreciate it. Is this your father? This is your great-grandfather? Which dorm am I in? You should tell me... I don't need this.

You should tell me you'll put him through college if he takes physical therapy or like hospice nursing. In-home health care. Yeah, learn how to change your diaper. No kidding. That's where it's going, right? You see these? You'll be changing in about 20 years. Great. Me and Bobby did it very... I had My daughter, my daughter's 23. Beautiful.

And I'm 48. And Bobby's 54. And your son's 13, right? I'm 55. 55. So he's 13. He's waiting a little bit like, yeah. He's 13, yeah.

But he's, he's, he's tall to me. Well, how did that feel being, having him when you were in your late 40s or? Um, well, you know, the first one, we were trying to have a baby. He's still carrying the weight. You're going to, you just did it. I just lost a fucking middle-aged woman in weight and you're going to do a fat joke in front of Anthony, Michael Hall. How fucking gear you? I just, you guys are hitting it off so good.

I just want to bring you back down the earth. Buddy, you just had the joke of the fucking interview with the thing. We all laugh. We're in this together. You didn't see the flashing line in the back of the club? You should have walked off with that way. That was fucking great. You fucking attack me in front of somebody for another brother from the Berry?

It's just you guys are such good friends. And I just said the new edition thing and everyone was like, yeah, I guess. And this moved on. Listen, let's all check our girth at the door, huh? Let's not worry about it. You piece of shit That hurt That's gonna hurt for a while

You're fantastic And you know it I do Let's check it out One more time I'm Where the fuck were we now I forgot

I forgot She had the baby Yeah baby Oh yeah No I said how did you feel Having your child Well

We were never gonna have kids We literally said that Like we're just not gonna do it We're just gonna enjoy our life And then Something happened I was like I think I want a kid

And I said to her I go Hey do you want a kid And she went Yeah I think I do Like she's been thinking about, so let's try. And we tried for two years, and it didn't work. I mean, you know, one of them, you know, God rest her soul is gone.

You know, we had a little miscarriage. Not that it was anything, but, you know, that was nuts because I told everybody, I told Bill Burr and Jodoroza, I'm having a baby. And a week later, it's in the toilet. And that was a terrible day of life. So then we had, then we tried again and we had Max. but you don't think about like that age thing

like he did it he did it when you it's just like Wimble point counterpoint volley your side now it's like fucking Wimbledon over here you guys met by the way you have a show on serious

because I said the thing about this garage to you and he was like that's the waxing to waxing my asshole to Ben you know gotcha

I was like I was like I was like you know What, let me let these guys talk. You got some catching up to do. You can still shock each other. Very nice. Next thing I know, you guys are both crossing yourselves.

Good Catholic boys. That's all right. We both. He goes, where was I out of my hilarious story? Anywho, miscarriage happens. How long are they on today every day? Is it three hours? Four hours they're up?

These guys are fucking amazing. Ah, shit. Anyways, yeah. I mean, you either do it at his age where you get it all with and enjoy your 40s and 50s and 60s or you do what we did you enjoy your 20s and 30s and early and then you're fucking I just kicking my ass I'm up at 7 getting making lunch for preschool oh I love it though it's the best it's the best it's the best dude Waitsley wants to fight you oh he already does I told you's biting me are you wait till he's coming you that's coming soon I'm gonna grace's ego gracy for five years oh he's wrestling

for two years wow I came home one day he came home from school one day had all his wrestling gear and stuff and I was on the porch just looking at him and he put his back bags down and he just looked at and went Give it the Bruce League I went outside and I was like Let's go and he threw me to the ground Wow He grabbed my ankle and both my

Both my knees hit the ground at the same time And they went behind me and he choked me out And I tapped him out Holy shit How was the rest of his childhood? Nothing he brought that out? Well here's the thing is as soon as he did that I had nut tapped him and then threw him on the ground

He said I'll step on your neck I'll fucking cheat you think we're fighting fair Grace's jitzu He tapped you out a bunch of times dude Wow Yeah don't see that's say it. He tapped you out. He just came home and did that? He'd tap you out. I think so? If you

went fair. Like, I understand that. If I went 5 foot 8? I'm sorry I'm 6 foot 2. He could tap you out. But nothing provoked it, right? He just came home and said that. No, there's certain boys that like that. Don't make me hurt your boy to prove a point. Nothing would make me

happy to choke you out with your fingernail polish. You have to tap on my son's forearm with pink fingernails. It's not going to happen, dude. Nothing provoked. You just came home and he was like, step into the ring? Like my friend's kid, inside, doesn't come out, computer, video games, all that shit. And then there's him, he's just out.

He likes to, he likes to fight. He likes to fight all the time. He wants to fight all the time. But I can, look, the fact is, I'll fuck him up. I'll hit him with something. Oh, nice back pedal. No, I told him that. But he's studying with the Gracie's, so he's dangerous already.

Yeah, but I'm from Boston. Hey, dude, no, I don't want any problems. All right, cool. whack, and a ting, you'll hit ting, and a fucking shovel off the back of his little head. I don't give a shit. But he's going to become a bigger, I mean, he's going to say something. With my bare hands, I would massacre your son.

I'm over and over. I'm going to have you fight, Max. Add for tourism for the state of Massachusetts. But anyway. If Jay kills my son to prove a point. But that's amazing. He's already training. Yeah, he's great.

He's been training for a while. Yeah, he's been training for a while. Some kids like it. He loves it. He loves fighting. He loves boxing. He loves wrestling, but he loves jihitsu. That's a locker room.

Huh? See, he's always going to, he's going to, why are you going to put my son down? I don't put your daughter down. Do I challenge your daughter? I never said she could beat you in a fight. You did. But guess what? She could.

She's six foot tall. Can I say something? Do you guys go hard like this every day to each other? I love this. Yeah, there's been a good, good, good. I love this guy. We have to let, we have to let him go. We have to let him go.

We got Jacob fingers from somebody. We got Jacob fingers. Okay. Anthony Michael Hall. Check out his new show right now. Nation's dumbest. representing. Yeah, nation's dumb. Game show premiere. I'm in show business. I'm already one of the nation's dumbest. Fox Wednesday, July 15th at 9b.m. I'm going to be checking it out, dude.

Great to finally meet you, brother. One of the best ever do it. You too. Thanks, we'll be right back, everybody. It's the bonfire. Do you guys? Yeah. Peas and carrots over there. Well, listen, dude, he's a, he's an easy guy to get along with. He knew you. He knew you. He didn't know. 100%. Okay, but here's a thing, Jay. your vicious attack from nowhere was uncalled for. I apologized. You did apologize,

but I told you that's going to hurt for a while. I freaked out. Why did you freak out? He wasn't caring about me. I told you to put him on your side. That wouldn't have made him care more because I just sit like this. I just sit forward and look at him.

All you could do is put him next to you do. Over here, I was trying to make eye contact, but I was looking at his ear while you guys were fucking locking eyes and catching up on your old stupid Boston Roe's Bees. It's not right. And then I just hear anything.

I go, Roxbury. I go, Roxbury, I go, Roxbury, new addition and new kids. And you're like, no, they're from Dorchester. And yeah,

new addition to Roxburgh. And I went, yeah. Dude, first of all, you had the line of the show. I don't remember it. Your joke was when we were talking about the kids getting older, you said, yeah,

you got to put you, I'll put you through college as long as you go for health, uh, hospice care, physical therapy. I mean, dude, the room explodes.

He exploded. We all went fire. Oh my God. We added to it. You were the king and he literally said, dude, you should have dropped the mic, hit the button. That's the end. He said that after I bombed on the next thing when I panicked. And then you attacked me. I didn't do nothing. I'm here. But you fat. Not only did you attack me, you fat attacked me. You fat attacked me. You called me. You let him know. He might not know that I was a fatso. Hey, do you want to hear? By the way, I said we do this. I forgot. that I thought another person, if I look up their name, I can show you another, I sent too many texts to a celebrity. Oh, yes. The lead singer of the War on Drugs.

What? Oh, yeah. What? The lead singer of the band The War on Drugs, but I love the War on Drugs. Yeah, they're Philly. They're Philly. They're Philly. Try to.

Can I just ask you a question? When you do this, is there a fantasy response going on in your head? Yeah. So in your head, you're not just doing this because it has to come out. There's a whole storyline that happens in you. There's a fantasy response that's going to happen back.

Buddy, when someone goes, dude, I've been a fan, they tell you the thing, dude, when I was in high school, I saw your half hour special and then blah, blah, whatever. I've watched, I got in all your stuff. Do you know what I mean?

Like, they have the story for you. And like, I happen to see a guy this weekend. I, dude, it's crazy. I saw you, my first got in you, I saw you on Mayhem Fest in 2010. You're like, wow, that's, I take the, I think that's a cool thing here. So I think when I know you, that you,

if you have already reached out and given me your number, you really want to know me. And you also want to know what I know about you and everything I know about you. But not in text. Nobody wants to read it. No, I think they don't want to read it. I don't think they want to be involved with me at all.

But if you walked up to that guy, I was like, yo, man, blah, blah, blah. blah blah blah blah blah blah he'd be like ah man that's cool no man wants to read another man's text about but i use a lot of like smiley faces well let me you know what maybe it's not as bad as the stuff i've read so far maybe it's maybe it's not as bad you weren't here for when i read the dice one i should give you a taste of that didn't we read the dice one did we that on here which one did i think you re-read the dice oh you read the dice oh i was not read i didn't read you Obie from Sons of Anarchy.

I did not read that. That's a bad one too. I just keep congratulating on things he got that he doesn't write back about. Huh? Like, first thing was I reached or I reached out to him for he followed me. And then I was like, oh, wow. So then I reached out to him. And he reached out back to me and said such complimentary things.

He goes, dude, I'm a huge fan. He goes, savage, blah, blah, blah. Hilarious for it. And then it's just me going, we should have. hang some time. Hey, when I come to LA, you should come to a comedy show. We got to get you to a comedy show. Hey, great job on Walking Dead.

Holy shit, the news of you on God of War, being a God of War is really cool. Nothing back for any of those. Let me tell you something, dude. This is why we're a good team, because we keep each other in check with shit like this. The fact that I was sitting there talking to Anthony Michael Hall and somehow I got to, that I had an abortion. A miscarriage. It's a way sadder. And we both did the side of the cross.

And if I looked over at you and you were listening, I would have been fucked. The fact that I looked over you and you were like, what the... My face was like, where are we at? I need you and you need me. Miscarriage. To slinger. I understand. Sometimes...

I didn't know that. I didn't know that till that moment. He does it in text and I do it in person. Fucking Anthony Michael Hall got you to bear your fucking. I told you that I don't think you did I told you that I told you about my poop

Don said it was very personal information you decided to just share Oh I thought you're reading a text from Don right now My heart just sank No it's a very Listen my point was about the miscarriage It happens all the time It's not a big deal

Yo I haven't looked at this one It all the while dude Hang on dude First of all Jay was reading and literally Had laughed and turned away No no I wasn't reading I was just finding the guy's name

But you just saw a little bit of it, right? Haven't read a thing. Didn't have to. What? Oh my God, it's all... Wow, you got a lot of blue. Well, look how much blue is just blue. Look how much blue is...

From this moment on, it's just blue. It's funny to me because, like, if I call you in an emergency, you won't answer the phone. But if I'm Opie from Sonsa Anarchy, you'll just send me as much as I need. I'll send you wiener picks if you ask. If you promise you won't show people. All right. I would love to hear some of this. Oh, yeah?

Oh, oh, yeah. His name's Adam Granducille. What's his name? Adam Granducille, I think you say it. Grand... What? What is that? His last name?

Is that a real last name? Grand U seal? I'd have to assume it is. What is that? Grand Useal? Is this could be like European or something? It sounds like some kind of like, yeah, it sounds like a vampire name.

Yeah, like Grand Useille. Buddy, this is so funny. I don't know if we save us for live. Let's save it for live. Oh, that's not his name, by the way. He was born Adam Grinovsky. There you go. So he changed his name to...

Her name? Can this is a problem with all musicians? They all are just goofy, nerdy Jews that grow the hair and get some fucking Nicky Six. You're like music nerds. Yeah, they're all music nerd Jews from fucking Berkeley. And then they grow the hair and just give a new crazy last name. Lazarus war pigs.

Dude, I see you, I got bad. I got bad. You got bad? I got bad. Can we wait? Let's wait for the live show. I want to wait because I would like another comedian. No, no, this isn't going to bother anybody because they've already heard it on Tuesday's

live show. Right. It's not going to bother them at all. At all. It won't bother you. You're going to be like, oh, my God, it's going to bother me, but you're going to realize it doesn't because of the terminated time. Do you want to see who it looks like that?

Yeah, he looks like a... Buddy, this may be my worst. work. This guy wouldn't respond to you? No, no, he did for a little bit. Oh, God. Then he got sick of reading. I could tell you. I could see something I wrote pretty much in the time he stopped writing back, and I would have to.

Wow. Oh, my God. How does this guy not go? He's married to Kristen Ritter. She's huge. Kristen Ritter, John Ritter's daughter? I don't think so. Are you sure? I'm not. But Kristen Ritter is she's Jessica Jones. The Netflix show, Jessica

Oh, I love her. Yeah, see, it's right there. Oh, the crazy flailing nostrils. They're not related. She's hot. She's hot. I like her. Yeah, Kristen Ritter is beautiful.

It was a good show. Whatever happened to that show? She's back. She's on the new Daredevil. Oh, cool. Is she? Oh, cool. I like her.

She's on the new Dexter. Oh, yeah. That's right. Oh, yeah. She's in the new Seasons of Deli. I heard the new Dexter's really good and crazy. I liked it. I like it.

I like it because I'm just, like, invested in the characters and the stuff. I mean, where it's at, That is so far fed. It's fairy taleish where they're at. It's ridiculous, but I miss it, so I'll accept it. Yeah. Because I heard the one when he went up north blue. It was fine.

It's like, they're all fine. The one with the kid with the sunback, New York, was better. But it's like, it's Jason takes Manhattan Friday the 13. You know what I mean? It's like, Dexter takes New York. It's like New York guy. It's like so bizarre to just shift him around like that. Yeah.

The show is a Miami show. that was always the thing. He's the Bay Harbor butcher. Come on now. Let's get our heads out of our ass for five seconds. Is the sister out of it completely? Is she ever in it? She got killed.

She did. Oh, she's dead. Yeah. She is everybody. The black detective died. He got killed, right? Dokes. Dokes.

And the sister's dead. Mm-hmm. And Lwerta. He's dead. But no, she. La Werta got killed on the show, Dexter. But her character, Young, is on where he was working at a

she was involved they had like a young character of her oh for the young dexter the the prequel show right right so which show are you talking about are you talking about the dexter currently goes to New York or are you talking about young dexter not even

what was one with christian slater young dexter that's young dexter which is over because the new one is more popular so they said forget about the prequel we're going to keep moving the story forward yes with the son in new york yeah talk Interesting.

I had Christian Slater, me and him were friends for a minute. And he literally was like, hey, man, call me. Let's hang out. What happens? You text him? Lou, I don't need you doing, I don't need you being more fast. How are you going to move forward your relationship with Anthony Michael Hall? Well, I was thinking about that as we were saying goodbye is, hey, dude, give me.

At any point, I feel like I could be like, dude, take my number, wherever you need, or you're in New York. But I don't know. I'm going to be away. and I don't want to offer my services as a friend while I'm not here. Are you worried now that he's just, he's sorry for your loss. That's why the only reason he was giving me his number. No, we did the sign of the cross. It's good.

That was crazy. The sign of the cross? Anthony, anywhere, where was I? My grandmother died very quick and tragically. What is Chris? Christine, were you a chicken cutlet in? What happened? What were you just doing?

You're all right? I have an underwire on and it came out and it started poking me and I was trying to shove it back in. I thought you were an FBI agent trying to fix your microphone. I think I believe I could probably follow him as you're hey you know

basically what's up dude blast having you in I had such a good time could we look up his wife yeah I'm looking at her now she's a beauty yeah she's got to be a beautiful he's also sober it says

you got that in common we could have brought that up we would have hit it off even more how old I don't know super young 30 Yeah, she's beautiful.

I mean, yeah, she's beautiful. Wow. Good for him. Aw. I mean, he really did his kicking ass. He's in a lot of shit. A lot of TV shows.

He's like fucking, what do they call that? The second half? Second half is career, yeah. The second act? Well, you never had a, he did have like a, wasn't he had the beginning, then he did SNL, right? No, no, no, the opposite.

SNL was like, he was a fucking kid when he got that. And they were the tank seasons That was the seasons that went bad And like no Dick Orrin Bersoll Just took it over himself, right? Yes And he was like, I don't need

Lorne Michaels for this And then he just, it failed And he brought Lorne Michaels back But that was like, I mean, they cast like talent I mean it was Robert Downey Jr. Right. That was the season that ended

Where everybody died in a fire And they only brought back John Lovitz and a few others Rich Hall and stuff like that Yeah It was like... Wasn't Dennis Miller? I forgot Jacob

Jacob loves him and didn't get to ask him one. It killed me. I didn't ask one thing about Bill Paxton. We all hit it off so fat. You didn't know he's going to about Bill Paxton, and he now knows that Bobby was involved with a miscarriage. I heard that. I wish you could have seen my face when he said.

Dude, we did the sign on the cross together. They fucking double crossed their bodies. It was crazy. Because, dude, he's from the Barry. I'm from Memphis, dude. That's what we were. Irish, Italian Catholics. And I'm over here just saying things like,

Mike's roast beef. And he'd be like, what? All right, I just DM'd him, so we'll see how fast. I think Dick Embersoll was the person. Let me in on this? No, no, no, I'm not going to let you ruin this. No, no, I didn't ruin. You didn't let me in on, like, what you texted?

I'll tell you what I said. You ready? I'm not going to go. I can't offer you help. I'm clearly not good at this. That was great, bro. Thanks for coming in. Anytime you're in town.

Bro. Yeah, of course, bro. With bros. Did you put a comma before bro? It was like, because I was saying like, that was great, that was great bro. Yeah, but dude, here's the thing. That was a great bro. Here's the problem why people don't like your text because you're too, it's like, it's,

you read how I'm saying it. Yeah, but nobody wants to, people want to read like bros. Bros don't do that. Did you, do you know you can do something like you can go, that was fun and you can make the word that, like, get big, like it'll go like, that was fun. I only know you can add seven E's and I go, he. we can do that. Doesn't like it. Yeah, I'm not doing that.

I'm writing the way bro's time. I've been texted several times since now. I pay attention, I notice it. How many people have texted me in recent history with like a and, like a bunch of ends before the D? People do that, so you read it how they're saying it. Yeah, kids.

Kids don't do that. Who? Dude, you're, I'm going to say something about you. And you come off, you play this fucking dumb guy shit. You play this, I don't know. care. I'm crazy. My hair. I love rock and skanks and fucking drink piss and I love life and stay up.

I've said for years that nobody can do an impression of me. And for the first time of my life, I'm about to eat crow and say someone did it. I said no one catches my nuance, whatever it is, my X factor and Bobby. I don't know how he just summoned me. Summoned. I've been working with Dan on weekends. Oh my.

That was breathtaking. Thank you. Thank you, everybody. It was when you got to the, the oo-d-doo, and the fist pump. That was definitely, I was like, oh, my God, dude. Is this guy have a camera in my house? It's a mirror.

I appreciate that, man, because it works. I don't hopped up on acting. with Anthony Michael Hall right now. I've worked out on that. Dude, you're highly, you're very, you're highly intelligent. You choose not to do, you choose not to write or read or do stuff like that. If you chose, if you wanted to write a book, if you wanted to write a script or something like that, you could do it, you could do flawlessly something.

amazing. You just don't do it because you know how to write, you know where things go, you know how to express yourself in words so people are reading it. It makes sense to them. You're really intelligent, dude. I would say, dare I say, high IQ.

You have a very high IQ. I would like, dude, this is the thing that this is that little bullshit humble, I die. This is that horseshit that your fans love. Nah, man, he's just one of the boys. You're not. I would take an IQ test genuinely to see it.

And if I scored high, great. I love to find out of high IQ. I believe you have a high cue. I'm a big dick around this studio with a high IQ. One of your weapons against people is... Violence? No. It's spelling.

It's one of your bullets. Yeah. One of your bullets is spelling. When somebody says something wrong... Yeah, yeah. Spelling, but saying something wrong. picking the wrong word. Right.

You know who those bullets are mainly for? Who? Herds. Yeah. You're a smart guy. You haven't told me. You hide it with all of...

I throw nerd bullets. You hide it with the fim-fram. I've never thought of this before, but you're not wrong. Yeah, you hide it with bangs, colored bangs, and hats sideways. And then I make funny for using the wrong word. Can I just tell you something, though?

Yeah. It's the hurt people, hurt people. It's been done to me. Oh, I know. It's just when I... When I get a chance to do it outwardly, I like to inflict the pain that was inflicted on me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you guys feel like Kurt Metzger.

I was friends of Kurt Metzger early on, and Kurt is a much smarter, well-read, read, read a lot more books and probably has a much larger vocabulary than me. His IQ is so high that he became retarded. It's back to zero. Yeah, he went, one day his brain went, I know what you my old. Yeah, the odometer turned over on his intelligence. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, lawyer X, who you think. said would just like run through jeopardy and things like that. Yeah.

Also, Carla was much smarter than me. Oh yeah. Like, intelligent, like, yeah. Not in picking guys, but... No, no. Not in picking guys. In law? She's much smarter than I am, just like book smart and just general knowledge.

Yeah. She's just knowledgeable. Anything, yeah, much more than me. But like, uh, right, so when I, I mean, Kurt would do early skanks. I still remember the sentence because it hurt me so hard. I went, uh, I went, look, I would, I said, I'm going to tell the whole story, but I'm going to do my best, I said, capsize. And I summarize, is the word I'm looking for.

And Kirk goes, yeah, he goes, you're going to, you're going to sink a boat. You're going to sink a boat, uh, your story? And I was like, huh? That's not what I said. And I lied. I think. I tried to lie my way out of it. Oh, you did?

No, I mean, I didn't. It was on, we're doing it on a show. Oh, man. And it just made me feel so small. And I never wanted to feel like that again. So if I make everyone else feel small, I feel big. Well, you're good at it. I'm gonna feel like a big man because everyone else feels so small because you're all stupid with your words.

Everyone here's so dumb. What did you say to me? What was the dig you gave me in the middle of my bonding with Anthony? He said, I had a baby when I was 41. And I said he's still hanging on to the weight. Yeah, they're still hanging. He's still hanging out of the baby weight. Yeah.

Yeah, that hurt. That hurt. You didn't have a baby, though. No, but I was... He had baby weight. Now, that's mean. That hurt. That's coming from a girl.

She's laughing. She was just scratching her tit in front of you and then hurt you. Yeah, who never had to fill you all. I'd rather have baby weight than just wait. Yeah, nice. No shit. Oh, wait. That's me.

That's you. That's you. You didn't actually have a baby. You had weight. It's just your fucking cheeseburger. Don't get mad at me because you'll never have a kid out of your vagina. She could with Anthony Michael Hall's jizz. Bobby, I probably never would have had out my vagina anyway.

I hope you get pregnant. Oh, God. Yeah, that hurt, didn't it? It's going to come out of her butt. My baby. Yeah, that really fucking, we were having such a great time. And he goes, yeah, he's still carrying the baby weight. And I flustered you, and then you were like, hey, I, by the way,

he said we had a miscarriage and he said, God rest his soul. God rest his soul. God rest her soul. That was a joke. He didn't take it as a joke. He crossed also and then you had to stay serious

and I was over here. You're fucking losing it. I think you're trying to say it was a joke or wasn't it. Can I say, first of all, you don't know what jokes are. I have been watching jokes for a long time. Her whole job is figuring out what jokes are. I have to, I mean, I watch people that don't really know how to form jokes sometimes.

I'm going to say this, Christine. It was a joke that never came to fruition. because I was going to say you can't know what the baby is. It was a weak. You can't know what the baby. I said, God rest of soul. I was going to say her name, Gemma.

I got the name from Bubba. I was just going to go on, but I pulled the... Thank God you're going to say her name? It wasn't going to... So what you did know it was a girl? No. Okay, it was all going to be made up. You can't know it's a girl.

You can't know it's a girl for three months. Well, I mean, some people are miscarry when you know it's a girl. You can't know it's a girl for three months. You got to... You take miscarriages only happen in the first three months? We don't know. It was the first week we had a miscarriage. There's no way I knew it was a girl.

You didn't say that. And you also told people she was pregnant after a week? That was the joke too. I said, you're not supposed to do that. You're not listening. He didn't listen. Hang on the second. You guys crossed together.

I shouldn't have brought up the miscarriage. I know. I shouldn't have brought up the miscarriage. Bobby. I've whimframmed. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby.

What? That was it? You shouldn't have said. You had a miscarriage. I shouldn't have. I shouldn't have. And I panicked. Was it after the fat thing?

Or was it before the fat thing? I'm going to take a little bit of the blame. A touch of the blame. That's fine. I'd like you do. Because I didn't realize that he's holding on the baby weight joke was going to fucking send you in a fucking spiral. I thought it was just a funny thing to say when a guy makes the mistake of saying,

I had a baby, whatever. You always make the joke. Yeah. He's throwing it on to the baby. It hurt. I know, but it's just a general joke. Yeah, but no fat guy who lost weight. But I didn't realize it was a connection on the,

button and Bobby was like he was staggering on the right and he went it back to and he goes here's some of my family's tragedies I would share with you I fucked up I should it came you know it came out and then I was trying to reel it back in we should have flung him at the door the second I the second I you and him were hitting off great and then when I fucking but when I hit the fucking when I hit the put your kid through college joke we should have said Anthony Michael Hall's got a new show blah blah blah and we should have this one we need we need DJ Lou to have some type of thing and that's it every and things go oh you gotta go where that happens make the call i want to be able to see jay's reaction in the video as you're doing what you did can i tell you you don't

have to see it because i felt it oh yeah as i was talking i felt jay that's why i slowly i was thinking do i interrupt and then i was thinking like it's too if any any point any word he says now if i stop him here it's worse and worse i got to let him finish you're also sending it to him How many? Sending it. He was sitting there. I moved my mic aside so you can see my mouth agape. Yeah.

There is, if you miss it, like if you miss it, like if you missed it, like, if you missed it, but you guys fucking Boston bullied me and told me to shut the fuck up

and sit over here. Buddy. Buddy, buddy, God bless Gemma. God bless me, Gemma. She's like,

you know, like, I haven't said four months. It's really tragic. When I said, it's actually really horrible. When I said, Gemma,

I was, when I said, she, when I said, she, I was going to say Gemma, but I thought it was too, the joke was gone and nobody was going to get it

and it didn't seem like a joke. The important thing is... Hey, you don't hit them all out of the park. Make sure you check out Anthony Michael Hall's new show. He's on. It is called Nation's Dumbest. It's the new celebrity game show

and it premieres again on Fox. Wednesday, July 15th, that's this Wednesday, at 9 p.m. I love it. I love it. When it premiered yesterday. It premiered yesterday. I love it when people should check it out.

It's on demand now. Yeah. I love it when people come in and they're fucking fun. like that. You know, you wanted him to be the way he was. He liked you. He liked you too. I had to earn it. No, you didn't earn nothing, dude. And then he walked out of here with a bad taste in the whole way because all he's thinking about is mortality and what is life. And if there is a God, why would he do that? Nah, dude. He's not, he's thinking about you,

that joke, all the stuff. And he's thinking about a little baby Gemma. I'll tell you what he's not thinking about. Jacob. Which we can all be happy for. Bobby Kelly's going to be important. Smith, New Hampshire, July 25th, two shows one night. After that, he's going to be in Saratoga Spring, September 11th, and 12th, Brooklyn, New York on September 26 for tickets in all of his tour dates. Go to punchup.org slash Robert Kelly.

Check out YouTube at Robert Kelly Comedy, and every Tuesday at the Fat Black Pussy Cat Lounge's Comedy Seller. The Best Part About the interview, which is a great... He doesn't even know Jacob exists. No idea. He didn't even know who's here. He said this is the best four-person radio or five-person radio show he's ever

been a part of. I'm also... Make sure you listen to You Know What Dude, the regs wherever you get your podcast. Big J, he's going to be, I believe, in Winnipeg for the Great Outdoor Festival, July 19th, the Funny Bone in Richmond, Virginia, July 12th, and the 25th. After that, he'll be in Long Island, Royal Oaks, Michigan, Albany, Virginia Beach. For tickets and all the tour dates, please visit bigjaycomedy.com, YouTube.com,

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We already gave our live goodbye yesterday. Hey, God bless you. God bless America. God bless Gemma.