The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Spandex & Pink Nails

Episode Date: November 26, 2024

Bob and Jay blast tunes in the car ride to the comedy club. DJ Lou defends Pearl Jam yet again. Jay gets nostalgic for 80's hair bands and their fashion. He currently has pink nail polish on and it enraged Bobby. Bob takes a vote in the room to see who enjoys the pink tips and who can't stand it. There is a conspiracy theory that Dan left the Bonfire because of Jay's tendencies. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

And now the bonfire with Big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly The poppier side of Marilyn Manson, but I like it. Yeah, it's a good tune. It's uh, I don't think I've ever heard this one It's been using a lot of TV stuff now well, like Psych USA Network shows I actually notice I think it was used towards the end of justified. I want to say oh shit Because I remember shazamming it Even though I had the album. I was just like which one is this particular another song I used to man a Marilyn Manson albums came out. I got it the day it came out

Listen to a front to back, figure out my favorite. I'm sure that this is what Lou probably does with Pearl Jam still, because you trust the new music. I don't trust the new Marilyn Manson music at all, because it's all this form of music now. And so I don't trust it, but now I get the albums and I just like, I dabble through it a little bit, but not like not like I used to know them all. Does Pearl Jam come out with new stuff? No. This tour was a new album. Oh was it? Yeah and they... Sorry don't get mad.

They got three Grammy Awards. Buddy I am sorry I just asked a question not being a Pearl Jam what's the word? Jerk-off. Okay, Sficionato. Projam Jirkoff. Projam Jirkoff. I didn't know. Projam Clam? Projam. Projam Clam. Yeah, Projam Clam. I didn't understand.

I was just asking a question. I knew you were going to get heated. Sorry, I jumped on you too. You jumped on my throat, dude, and I just didn't know if that fucking old band came out with a new album in a long time. Alright, just my life's work, you know. Okay. Was it good? Was it... Be honest. Alright, just my life's work, you know. Was it good?

Was it, be honest, seriously, stop, stop. Before you nod your goddamn head up and down, because you have to, because Eddie's not listening. Was it their best, was it a great album? That's not him, that's Jay, by the way. He's trying to be the voice in your head. That's him, I can't do an impression of him. That's not him. An impression of, by the way. He's trying to be the voice in your head. That's him, I can't do an impression. That's not him. An impression of what, who?

Eddie Vedder? Yeah. No. Was it a good album? I couldn't do that. Come on, don't break my heart. That's not him. Just as good as anything I've heard, ever.

That's, ever? Yes. Oh, fuck off. I'm not stuck in the past, Bob. I'm evolving. Well, let me say what I think Pearl Jam made their career very easy to do, and this isn't even a knock.

They only made one album of classic pop songs. Mm-hmm. If that's what you wanna call it, which was 10. Yeah. They can now continue. I think Linkin Park had this too. First album was so good front to back. It was definitely of the time,

so I don't know if it holds up very much. First album was good front to back. It was definitely of the time, so I don't know if it holds up very much. First album was great front to back. Second album, I bet every album beyond that was as good as the second album, because the second album was such a different thing. Like the second album was the real, this is what we do more. And they kind of leaned into that, you know what I mean?

They started doing that. So the first album is like, okay, this is gonna make you a star, this is the pop stuff. And then once you become a star, now you can go do what you wanna do. You can do that weird. Right out of the gate. Versus is a world's more personal Pearl Jam album, I'd say, than 10.

And better album. Sure, that's what I'm saying. I would say 10's better because it's the songs I know much more. Now because I haven't heard any blip on the radar about this last album, like I haven't, it hasn't like. It's nominated for three Grammy awards. Can I just finish before you jump.

You did it again. Down my throat. Jesus, he's on edge with you. It's not about Jovi, Bob, they like to make speeches. I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I haven't heard, like it's not out there. Like none of their songs have been, look I am not a music aficionado like you and Jay. You guys know music, you're really into it and I love it.

I love how much, I told Don the other night, I go my favorite thing in the world, one of my favorite things is jumping in a car with Jay. Because as soon as we get in, he's got a playlist going. I mean, how fun was going to Story Wars? Driving down there, dude, the other night. Put on some white dude rock. Dude, you were like, you said, this is what we're playing? We're doing white dude rock all the way down.

What did we start off with? No, I remember, hang on, I wanna remember what it was when we got right in the car. Do some fucking white dude rock. Oh, fuck. I know what we ended up on. I get to look off with, now, hang on, I want to remember what it was when we got right in the car. Do some fucking white dude rock. Oh, fuck. I know what we ended up on. I can look at my phone. And I almost had to go to the hospital

for the last song before we got to the club. Yeah, we killed it. I mean. Hang on. It's in here, don't you worry. All right. I'm gonna let you get this. That was not it. 100% not it. Oh, dude't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worry, don't you worryarring. There you go, Golden Earring. I know the song, I just didn't know.

God damn right you know the song. Seven minutes of lip-biting, fucking fist-pumping, two old men in a car rock. And I love when a guy goes, you know the song, you said the band first, I go, who? And then you're like, you know the song. And then it kicks in, I'm like, oh God, I remember this. Mm, mm, mm.

kicks in I'm like oh god I remember this damn dude we are old our friend Lindsey's here she's 21 years old she's staring at the fucking walls like what is this garbage she's actually on the phone on Vaughn's Instagram right now Theo Vaughn's Instagram right now. Theo Vaughn's Instagram trying to fucking pep things up a little bit. Yeah. Theo, get me out of this old man moment, would you? But then... Lindsay, is it not sexy when two old men bite lips and do this? Hmm.

Turn it up, Lou. Let us feel it. It's not sexy when a guy's just playing a... One, two, three, four. This is what we do in the car. One, two, three, four one two three four one two three four one two three four one two three four one two three four one two three four one two three four one two three four one two three four one two three four one two three four

one two three four one two three four one two three four one two three four one two three four one two three four one two three four one two three four one two three four I'm also on head thumps. I'm just on the hi-hat right now riding it. We're putting forward with some gas pedal pumping It's a whole thing. Oh, it's great But then you went to we finished off with I mean the song even on Lou this song affected me so much white lion Wait White lion. Wait. When the boy hits the bone.

This is hand me that wrench music. Hey, can you grab me that three quarter inch? The three quarter inch, you dumbass. And then I abuse him. Yeah. And then you go, we're meeting at Eddie's tonight. Be there around 10 after the game. We're getting fucked up.

If I got to go home and look at that woman one more time, not drunk, I swear to God. I'm going to put her face against the glass. I'll be there. You know what bitch? I'm rolling my cigarettes up in my sleeves. Oh hang on. Oh I thought it was a guitar slide part. Not yet. Damn. Yo, Lindsay thinks we're so hot right now.

Oh my God. She loves this. She does love it. Benzie thinks we're so hot right now. Oh my gosh. She loves this. She does love it. Oh yeah, so after this, me and Bobby, we didn't even roll the windows up,

and we should have for this one. We let the neighborhood know we were coming down to this. Wait. I mean, this couldn't be more 80s, fluffed hair rock, but me and Bobby won a power kick. I love you one more time. Bobby bringing home. Just a moment. Before our love will die.

Dude, I was, so the next morning I'm in the kitchen. I throw this song to Max. I go, Max, you gotta learn this shit. I put this on, dude. I grabbed a banana. Bobby was hyped on this song, I'm sure of it. I grabbed a banana. I started lead singing around the kitchen. Pause it for a second real quick, Bobby, if you would. Sure. Well, well, well.

I guess we just stroll in whenever we want to. I hope you have a, I was attacked by somebody in the subway with a knife story like I did. Were you attacked with a knife? I'll accept that. Were you held at gunpoint? Were you sexually threatened? We have to wait for him to take off his nine shirts and jackets. Oh yeah. And unfold his blanket. Jacob? Yes.

Jacob? Yes. Let me get on the mic like a professional. Yeah please. Well a professional would have been here ten minutes ago. Listen a professional, we were all here professionally before the show started. I was here at 4.30. You know we're live right? I texted you text it who the group. Yeah. Well black Lou's been on zoom since noon. That's how here he was Black Lou was just singing wait by white lion. Yeah part of the show. Don't worry We're gonna come back to that Bobby

I just wanted to have uninterrupted for you to have your moment because when I watched happen in that car Because this is one of those songs Bobby you may have I Worry about this when I hear some songs. It's a weird fear, but I have it. Sometimes I'll catch a song, Lou, you might get this too, you like music this much, where I hear a song and I go, fucking thank God I heard this now in the era of I can Shazam it or just look down and see what it is,

because I may have never thought of this one again and I know it front to back and love it. Love it. I feel like when I brought weight back into your life You brought a whole. You were like, holy shit, strong, that's why you were emotional. You're like, I may have never heard this song again

if it wasn't for this moment right now. No. Oh, turn it up Lou, let him feel it. Look at Bobby, it's 1980s. Bobby's sober but still has the coolness of a guy who's not sober. Oh man, old dudes kicking it. What would you do in a car to this? This is my move.

I'm all lipo. Do you just straight air hump? Are you the guy who goes in the back seat and acts like you're fucking nobody on the back seat? I'll accept that. This song did something to me. I didn't want to do the show. I just wanted to sit in the car. Turn it up, Lou. Oh, sorry. Big J's on a head pull.

This is when I grabbed the mic with two hands. Oh come on Bobby, the best part. Wait, wait, if only all my love could show you Wait, wait, I never wanna be without you Wait, wait, I never wanna be without you going around the island. All of a sudden, Don left a bag of trash that I think was filled with lead weights. Back of my heel hits it, I go horizontal and disappear behind the island. Oh wow. And smash.

You took the stairs down. Smash both my ribs into the fucking new dishwasher. Holy Christ. And then all day, I haven't seen Max laugh this hard in his life. I mean, cracking up, buckled over, trying to get out the words, dad are you okay? But couldn't. Yeah, laughing so hard.

But I didn't give up the mic, I still kept it. Right here, I popped back up, holding my wrist. Oh that's good, that's a good look though for an 80's guy. Yeah. Little Mick Jaggery. Little Mick Jaggery and you were like oh god I love this song oh god damn it love in a professional setting young Lindsey would have been throwing herself I mean I think she I think it's doing something to it, but it's just slowly happening. It's slowly, slowly, slowly happening. I will tell you what though, we should have a spandex day here at work because this one

also, Bobby, another one, Bobby's like, oh yeah, this song. We gotta be in spandex and wet. I mean in an alley with it raining on us. And we're, you can do the drums Bob very Very exaggerated motions, and I'll be happy to snake around with a microphone stand Turn it Lou make make it hurt Damn this is good stuff Why don't you really wanna move me? You know I like to see you Just the simple

Get out of my way Just come on, come on with Japanese cymbals all over it and tassels. Yes. Ah. Bam. Just me and four of my closest friends in a rainy alley wearing spandex. Why does that make anyone uncomfortable in Europe? It doesn't make me uncomfortable. Are you looking at the lyrics? I don't need these stupid lyrics.

I know the fucking lyrics. Ah, one of the greatest rock moves ever the Oz effect the Oz effect zip BAM! This is good stuff. BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!

BAM! BAM! BAM! Yeah, this is back in the day when you could just leave a girl on the side of the road if she wouldn't fuck you in your car. And then society would be like, what a bitch! Hahaha! Dude, remember?

The 80s, dude. What do you mean you're not gonna suck my dick? You're riding in my Mustang 5.0. I assume that's how it went for the cool kids I'm not describing my life. I'm describing what I think my life would have been if I was one of the cool kids God damn it. I was a fatso listening to this and trying to pierce my own ears. I that was one of the greatest rides I mean we pulled up to the stand. I felt like We were rock energized rock stars

We got out of the car slow motion. Not on purpose it just happened. We just felt so cool. So weird too there was an east wind that came up that street and hit our, not my hair but hit the hair in my ears I could feel it waving. Oh absolutely it was flapping around. If I had a coat on it would have flapped. Oh yeah I'll tell you all these bands. Christine bring up the video and show round and round by rat which by the way one of the funniest We have to be talking about this a long time ago I think but somebody either somebody in the band or somebody who made the video their uncle Or real like uncle in life was Milton Berle. That's how Milton Berle ended up in the rat video

But these guys at the time I used to draw pictures of people just looking like guns and roses and rat and thinking, I was like, God, can I just get out of school and have society's rules so I can dress like this, please? I'd never hit a phase though where I was able to do it. I never wore a scarf as a headband in school the way I wanted to. I did have the British flag sleeveless shirt

with the bandana. Oh, so you were, that's punkish though. That's more punk. It was Def Leppard who wasn't punk. Def Leppard made that. It was this shit. That's fair. Tight rolled, we said tight rolled bandana

around your hair. I had it around my neck like a bandit. Oh, I don't mind that at all. I did the bandit and then I had one around my thigh. The thigh was a little, made me feel a little silly tying that, because I had to ask my sister for help because I couldn't get the knot right. Yeah, the triangle, the upside-down triangle on the next bandana was a good look.

In fact, I rocked it 100% of... Oh, you know a funny story about a Def Leppard sleeveless shirt? Christine got one she bought at a store, and then we went and did Bobby's You Know What Dude podcast, and thank God I was the only oneveless shirt. Christine got one she bought at a store. And then we went and did Bobby's You Know What Dude podcast. And thank God I was the only one that looked over at Christine because she was laughing and her whole fucking tit was hanging out.

Yep, that's true. And I go, Christine, your tit! And then everyone turned around, probably saw it. We saw it. You fucks. It's a nice tit. It's a good tit. It's a nice tit.

She has the same nipples as Mike Tyson. Well, no, here's what happened. She buys bras that are like a fucking Post-It note with some string attached to it. They're so teensy and thin. And she goes, I can't feel it. I go, yeah, your fucking tank top is over here and her bra was down here.

I'm like, you don't feel your whole tit's out. There's AC in here. Her whole tit was out, but Christine has a lovely, would I say a B cup? She wishes. Wow. Jesus Christ. I mean, Caitlyn Jenner has a B cup what'd I say, a B cup? She wishes. Wow. Jesus Christ. I mean, Caitlyn Jenner has a B cup. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Even. I think me and you have a B cup. Yeah, more than likely for sure. Christine, give me some Round and Round and Lou, let me hear it. Yeah. This girl has the same bangs you had last week when you had on. Well this is about, this video is a tale as old as time.

A bitchy rich girl is transformed by hair metal into the rock slut she was always meant to be. Did everyone's fathers just think that their sons were gay when they started watching these? Absolutely. They're like, oh, my son's a flaming homosexual. It's a moment in time that never. But this is the guys, I think guys were starting

to wear spandex. Like, it went from aerobics type shit, and then they added all the bells and whistles to it. Right? I think it was, it wasn't ever not cool to look like. But look how silly it looks now. Not Milton Berle, he's great. I mean, he's dressed in drag, so it's a little weird. He's looking fantastic.

But, uh, what's his name? I forget the lead singer's name, Steve. It's not Perry. Fuck. I'll remember it. That's kind of like Canada. It's not Perry fuck I'll remember it But he I thought he looked so awesome, but I don't think Steve Percy I don't Think he looks cool now But this guy had to go into a bathroom to stop having pussy thrown at him for about five years bathroom to stop having pussy thrown at him for about five years. Yeah dude. You know I mean and it was because of everything about the way he looked. It's

such a weird moment in time. What a comfortable way to dress though. Like to wear spandex back then. I would love to wear spandex now because you just pull your, pull your wing. You just gotta pull it out. Well listen. It's nice and tight. I mean the accessory game I try to keep alive. I love we forget now. You see you're not you're not looking at you're looking at the overall outfit I'm looking at the frayed black coming down on his pants Well, people don't know is that you're dressed like rat underneath your hoodie and jeans. I mean You never know when rat needs to break out. You have a low- fucking muscle shirt on right now. It's a band-aix. I go, oh guys, this is a rat moment.

I just got to peel down real quick. Round it. You guys need to do some fucking power kicks? How much do you want to wear a full scarf around your waist dangling on both sides? Buddy, I like the bandana hooked to the belt loop that just swings. I like the, what are all the things? I would probably, I would wear, again, remember we had this conversation Bobby where you have to, whatever you're going to do, in this world we live in, that we chose to come up in, the

comedy world, with the funniest people in the world as our friends. If you're going to do something like that, you got to fucking love it, because you're going're gonna eat shit and that is one of the only reasons I don't wear a Jim Morrison like belt that doesn't go through loops around my hips, but I know Here's the thing though. I know what you're doing. I know what you're doing. What you're your scientific experiment that you're doing right now What with all of us? What are you gonna say that's gonna be awesome Jay no you're slowly you're just like you am I grooming you just like Norton did with the trans who you know Joe I was like a pretty girls dick haha hey meet my wife, right? You, what you, you stupid, listen dude, I love you, but your fingernail polish,

it's out of control. Black pussy pink. No, it's not black pussy pink. Yeah, sure, that's what's inside of black pussies. That's, that's. Christine, bring a picture of black pussy, I swear to God. It's Barbie pink. Huh?

You're wearing Barbie pink. No, that'd be gay. Women wear that, black pussy pink. You're wearing, listen, you, that'd be gay. Women wear that. Black pussy pink. Listen, you can name it, whatever you wanna name it. Christine, please bring up pictures of black pussy so we can show you this black pussy pink. You're wearing Barbie pink, you're slowly easing us into you showing up

like the lead singer rat. I know what the fuck you're doing, Jay. The hoodie thing. No, I couldn't pull that outfit off. You think? You think I can pull that outfit off? I look ridiculous. This whole hoodie thing is like a really nice car

that has a thing over it. My cocoon. Yeah, it's your cocoon. It's my cocoon? Yeah, and you're gonna come out of that cocoon. Like a cicada? Yeah. A beautiful butterfly.

I shall rise one day with a big floppy hat and 75 chains on. I mean a ridiculous amount of chains. Some cheapy, like just, oh yeah, I don't know, I found found this and whatever and how about this one? Oh, that's sixty thousand dollars It's somewhere in between Johnny Depp Somewhere between Johnny Depp and Wigger hang on. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry I'm so sorry. Yeah, listen this hundred percent, right? All right, I Jay right now, there's a bunch of open black vaginas

on the screen that Christine brought up, and he's holding his, what I call, Barbie pink fingernails up to it, which I will now change, because you proved it, your honor. Christine, scroll down. He proved it, that if you open, I guess, a black vagina up, it is black vagina pink.

He's wearing black vagina pink for gonna polish. It is Barbie pink and we called it Malibu pink. But it is not Malibu pink. From now on, it was black vagina pink. It is. That is so pink. That's crazy, dude. That's crazy pink.

I mean, that's a, that's a, is that where they got Barbie pink from? Do you think? Do you think it's from there? I'm I salon. It's called a brach pussy pink black pussy, but they're all Asian rack Brach pussy pink she said Now when you when you asked for that color did you hear giggling did she run in the back? Okay, hang on and then the back

She run in the back, okay hang on. And then the back. Ha ha ha ha. No no no. Ha ha ha. Okay, okay we do the black pussy thing. No. No? Nobody laughed?

No she went, she went, oh bright. Ha ha ha ha. And I went like the mighty black pussy. And she went, black pussy. And I went, black pussy. She went, black pussy. And I put on true crime on my phone and I let her do it. Ha ha ha ha.

She got it. She got it. Wow, you're slowly, I know what you're doing, buddy. What do you think I'm doing? You're slowly. What do you think I'm gonna slide in on? You're slowly easing us into. Christine, by the way, that wasn't the kind of belt.

I know the Jim Morrison belt you brought up. That's a leather pants, no loops belt. I mean like just around the waist belt. I bet right now you have a mesh torn muscle shirt with another white muscle shirt underneath it. I bet underneath that... There's nothing I want to do more than layer sleeveless shirts. Do you have a spandex on right now? No. What you're describing becomes like the Billy Squire video where he was dancing around gay and ruined his whole

career. Right. That's the look you're talking about. I'm not talking about that. No, you're actually wearing pink nail polish and slowly ruining your career. Yes. Black pussy pink. Black pussy pink. I would say he rides around gay. Huh?

Rides around gay. He rides around gay, but also the double tank tops with like Miami Vice colors does not, that doesn't strike me at all the the look. Was there anything more sexy than a guy zipping up his third shirt? Absolutely. Fuck it, Jacob. At least they're all autumn colors.

What would you take? Would you take the earth tone five shirt Jacob look, or would you take the black pussy pink? Oh, black pussy pink, oh, put that up on Twitter. Everyone's gonna say Jacob. You know, why does everybody have to just gay and they're afraid to just let their light shine because you're gonna call them gay?

I'm not gay. No, you're not gay. That's why I feel comfortable with this. No, you're not gay, your hands are gay. My hands are not gay. Your hands are the gayest hands I've ever seen in comedy. No, no, no, no. But it does look nice when I whack off now.

Who's this fucking little darling? Who's this little darling pulling my pud? Oh, it's me. I Mean dude, how you gotta give me a heads up. I won't sorry You gotta call me at least a day and a half before I go. Yo, bro You're good. I can't wait to give you fun goes Bobby. I'm trying out a no belt loops belt I dropped dripped around my waist this week Now it's better to it's better to spring these things on you

and then we get your real reaction. You got my real reaction. I don't like it. Yeah, yeah, I know. I don't like black pussy pink fingernails. Wow. I do like black pussy. Okay, what does it make you think about that?

No, I mean a little bit now. A little bit now, look at black Lou's like, no it doesn't. I'll stop it. Listen, I mean it makes me want to do a little more research than I have in the past. Christine, go get me two Hershey's Kisses, I'm gonna put it on either side of my finger, and then tell me if you like them.

Why don't you just stick your finger through a Snickers? I didn't know what color you were getting, but this is less shocking to me because when I call Christine over the weekend,'s we have to get your your both approval on something should I can't ask Jay right now he's getting his nails done. It's true. Yeah. I'm indisposed. That's that's my hour and a half. Hour and a half? No, between I get my my hair and beard done, and then I go over, I have them put little schmutz on the nails to take the stuff off.

Then they, my eyebrows, then I go out and they finish the thing. And, if I can get past the idea that I'm gonna get ticklish or freak out about my cuticles on my feet and kick an Asian lady in the face, I might add pedicure to the mix. I would like to sit like this for a while I think I deserve as much as I run around for once every two weeks to sit like this

Yeah, my hands in a little bowl. You have the same regimen watching true crime I'm an older lady with all the other old ladies. You have the same you have the same regimen that Norton's wife has You guys just Jay slowly. Yeah, we're both tops You're gonna come in one day without the beard. No. And extensions. And you're gonna be like, listen Bobby, I just want to say something. This is why Dan left.

No, no, no, no beard. No, no beard ever. If you lose enough weight. Never. If you lose enough weight, you will transition into a female. 100%. Did you see what? Did you see Tom Siger shave his beard?

Yeah, I love Tom. Love him. I love him. But I do not. He's a sweetheart. I do not like. Hilarious. Shaving, he looks like he should be selling windows.

It doesn't look, it's a hot look. Yeah, like he has some new gadget for the home. Or he has a nickname like Cappy. Hey, Cappy. Hey, everybody. I have such a, I don't know I haven't seen my Face with no facial hair since I was like an early Teens I guess maybe like 16 17, and I will tell you I'm terrified of it. I worry I have a

Weak chin. I don't know if I doesn't feel like I do but what if I do And then you got one of those fucking, where it goes from like lip to neck. It's not a good look. You don't have that anymore, dude. You had it. You needed a beard for a long time to let people know that there was a space

between your head and your neck. Because it went from nose to tits. Patrice said that. Patrice says, Jay has to have a hair-jaw line. Yeah. Yeah. You needed it. I saw a picture of you popped up on my phone from my barbecue, and I was like, who the fuck is this? Patrice says, Jay has to have a hair-jaw line. Yeah, yeah. You needed it. I saw a picture of you popped up on my phone

from my barbecue, and I was like, who's that lesbian? This lesbian. Yeah, your head was big. Your head went from your eyebrows to your shoulders. Yeah, then we watched last week those Xerox bloopers they have up, and you could see how much heavier I was. Yeah, but now you look great, dude.

You definitely have a champ. I'll tell you what, it's funny. After the initial shock, that picture of him didn't look so bad in the beginning there. Yeah, but they can't call it two bears, one cup. What do they call it? Two bears, one cup. Where they shit in a cup and then smeared all over each other.

They can't call it two bears. They call that a podcast. I don't know, it's not my thing. They can't call it two bears because he's not a bear anymore. Yeah, we should do a podcast. I don't know, it's not my thing. They can't call it Two Bears, because he's not a bear anymore. We should do a podcast called Two Bears, One Cup, and just every week we just fucking take dumps in the cups together.

And then we drink it. And then we bring in fake poop and we smear that on each other. Nice. Whatever gets people off, dude. That's Tom Segura? That's him. You're joking.

No. Nope. No, he shaved his beard. He looks totally different shock. Wow And that is Matthew McConaughey. Oh my god I think what the more I'm used to it the less bad it looks but when I first saw it it was jarring Yeah, it's very jarring Very jarring well

He's sitting next to Burt too and you're so used to both of them having the beards Burt came in the bonfire years ago In LA when they shaved their beard for some reason. Oh, holy shit Does it look bad? It wasn't even, it's just so shockingly different. Yeah. I think I would look shockingly different without a beard. Eh, I guess when he puts the glasses on,

he looks all right. Yeah, yeah. No, he looks fine. It's not that bad. But he was fat. I mean, Tom Segura, when he was first on Netflix, was fat. Yeah, he's also getting like a little stubble

back here though in this. But he's actually in the best shape of his life right now. Yeah, he's also getting like a little stubble back here though in this. But he's actually in the best shape of his life right now. Oh yeah. He looks fantastic. So I mean, does that- Hanging out with black people, everything seems kind of up and up. Yeah. Yeah, but the fingernail polish dude, it's a little,

I mean, this has got to be a point where you get, I mean, you're so lucky Patrice is dead. We're all lucky. I mean, the fact... I think it would be a few years before he got off of Norton's situation before he worried about my nail polish. If you walked in with those fingernails at the cellar, I think he would have more of a problem with your fingernails than Norton's situation. Not anymore, dude. Cellar ain't the cellar. Mm-hmm. I think he would have more of a problem with your fingernails than Norton's Situation not anymore dude cellar ain't the cellar I could walk in there now and paint my toenails at the table

You know, you probably get more spots Bobby that was a good one, dude. You just got yourself a pivot. I said been waiting No, I don't think so Right, you're good that away from me. No, you got yourself a real pivot. Thank you the loner pivin? No, I don't think so. Yes it is. You're goddamn right, you're good. Get that away from me. No, you got yourself a real pivin. Thank you. The loner pivin, you know where that goes. Yeah, well Christine still negative two pivins,

but she could have a chance to, what do you think of my nails? I think they're awesome. She's lying. Of course she is. Because she wants a pivin. And I'm, yeah, I'm not gonna give a shit about that. No, but she also likes women.

She does like women. Yeah. That is true. Do you like it because it makes me more ladylike? Yeah. No, I think it's bold. It's bold? I think you're using the wrong word. She's a...

I don't know what she's doing, but her face shows no genuine... Can I tell you what it is? She's lying. Maybe. 100% lying. I think it's bold. It's not bold.

It is. First of all, you have no power. I live out loud. When you put your hands together and do Jay. When I throw a punch. Yeah. Right. No, wait, look, if I fight though, isn't that scary?

No, it's not scary. It looks like you're holding a balloon in your hand. When I come out scratching. Yeah, you're a gay tiger. Yeah, I have nails. I do, I could scratch people when I fight now. That'd be pretty cool. Listen, when I look at your-

I've never been able to scratch in a fight. Buddy, you can now. It would be illegal. I know, it'd be pretty cool. Listen, when I look at your- I've never been able to scratch in a fight. Buddy, you can now. It'd be illegal. I know. It'd be so great. Your hands are ridiculous. No. They're ridiculous. Why?

All right, I want, close your eyes. I want to take a vote in the room right now. Close your eyes. Squeeze them tight. Oh, secret ballot? Secret ballot right now. I swear, I'll promise I'll keep them closed. I'll put two pivots over my eyes.

Why don't you just put your little fingernails over your eyes? I will. I don't know if you would trust that. I trust it. Right now, and Christine, everybody, I want you to be real. I want you to look at them.

Look at his little hands on his face. Do you like, do, look at his, oh God, I can't even look at it. Raise your hands if you don't think the pink is working for Jay. I'll phrase it that way. I will raise my hand first. Raise your hand. We have another one. We have one more. If you don't think

that we have two, we have three now, we have three. Raise your hand if you don't. I'm gonna give you two more seconds. Four. We have four. We have... Lou, I know you're on the screen. I don't know if you hear what we're saying. I'm saying to you as a man with a son and a wife. Wait, tell me when the voting's done so I can take my things. I'm just gonna give two more seconds to everybody in the room. Raise your hand if you do not think Barbie Pink

or Black Pussy Pink is working. Black Pussy Pink. On a middle-aged man with mittens on. Raise your hand. Is this middle-aged? Yeah, you're middle-aged man with mittens on. Raise your hand. Is this middle-aged? Yeah, you're middle-aged, dude. You're not living to 120. Oh, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah.

I might be late. Close your eyes. This might be late time. Raise your hand. Two more seconds. Two more seconds, enough seconds. Come on, you're goading people now. Okay, there you go.

I'm not goading anybody. Okay, we have four, four out of five people think it's not working, Jay. There's six people. One, two, three, four, four out of five people think it's not working, Jay. There's six people. One, two, three, four, five, four out of six. Lou. And Black Lou. Okay, okay.

Four. Out of six. One, two, three, four, out of six. No, not you, you don't count. Yeah, six, sorry. Now I have to guess. Your pink, your pink finger. Who the people tell me is, well, you're one of. Yeah, six, sorry. Four out of seven. Now I have to guess. Your pink finger. Who the people tell me was, well you're one of them.

Of course I am. You're one. I'm the one leading the charge on your silly fingers. Black Lou probably raises his hand. Okay, well there you go. Let's just move on from there. You say Black Lou, go ahead. black Lou go ahead

Jacob Doesn't like when someone lives out loud and flies their freak flag. That's true. He doesn't but he does it internally so you get to DJ Lou Wishes he could be as fancy free. He'd get more guys in his life if he could yes Christine three He'd be as fancy free. He'd get more guys in his life if he could, yes. Christine. Three. DJ Lou likes Fire Island though, like enjoys it. He does like Fire Island. Yeah, but he only likes it at like spurts.

And then he buries it and never goes back like it never happened. That's right. He's been there a few times. He goes there a lot, but what happens there stays there, Jacob. I didn't go by myself. That's his Vegas. Right. But I mean I'm just saying take it into consideration. He meets Colin Quinn there every summer and they jerk each other off in a fucking sand dune. I think Lindsay. Black Lou. Lindsay. Those are the four who hate it. You were wrong on one.

Who? Black Lou was in it. He was in for it. He was in for it. So wait, so there's still a person, so... Still a person. Well, who was the person who it wasn't? The other Lou. Lou said he likes, he's in.

No, he, Black Lou likes it. Black Lou likes it, DJ Lou didn't. I thought he, I thought he, I thought he, I thought he was raised. Right, but there's still another person. I thought he was raised. I don't know. There's still another person who. I'm confused.

They both raised it. No, one, two, three, four. Did Bobby count himself? I did, one, two, three, four. Didn't like it. Lindsay. Yeah, Lindsay. Yeah, and that's, that's a't like it. Lindsay. Yeah, Lindsay. Yeah, and that's a girl who works in Vegas.

I mean, she sees the silliest shit ever. And she wasn't in on it. That should tell you something. I mean, Christine has to do it. Lindsay, do you like how my nails are painted white as you've seen also? I like the white. So it's just the color particularly?

It's just aggressively pink. Yeah, and you're anti-black person. Yeah, and you're anti-black person. And I'm anti-black person. Also, spread this word. Bartender to the Circus, super racist. Because she does love the white. She only flares for white people. She loves the white.

That's a good question. Do we all like the other colors? No. I mean, look, I don't mind the black is kind of rocking. But now Lewis is painting his fingernails You're starting a trend. No Lewis is like yeah, I do my black so I Because I find the black to be so hacky if you're gonna do it. I mean, can you get that's why I go bold colors They only last two weeks at a clip by the way Jay is not a goth chick. Well, he's not goth is what I'm saying. He wouldn't do black. He's done black. No, I never did all black.

But you did gray, you did dark colors for a long, you eased into black. Right, brighter colors look better on my fingers. No, it does not. It does. It's so shocking to see your hand pop up. It's, I can't. I can't do it.

It fucking freaks me out. I can't, I can't. When you't do it. It fucking freaks me out. I can't, I can't. When you hold it up, I just feel silly inside. When you hold it up, it does. It sounds like you're making a wish. Every time you hold your hand up, it makes, it sounds like, this is what I hear. That's what I hear.

Bobby, anything's possible if you just believe. Is that light hitting me? If you just believe. I mean, I give you credit on this. Ready? First of all, you matched your hoodie, which is just gay. No, hoodie matched me.

He has a black hoodie with pink, hot pink, a black pussy pink outside. Thank you. And it says Nashville pussy. Nashville pussy. Color outside. Black pussy pink.

Yeah, but just because you have, just because you, dude, can you please not fold your wrist over while I'm talking to you? Please stop. Bobby, preach. Listen, he has both his wrists bent like Liza Minnelli at a press conference right now. I can't, I can't talk to you, dude.

Don't hold your pinky up when you take a sip. Well, it's unnatural to hold it like this Please put your pinky down cuz I'm gonna puke listen stop your Bobby I can't stop you stop using your hands. Oh god, dude And I pity Anyone who isn't me tonight. La la la la la la la la la. I can't.

I got to take a picture of these goddamn sissy guys. You have sissy guys. I feel happy. And I feel I'm so pretty that I happily believe I'm real. Da da da da da da da da da da. Oh, these goddamn fingernails are bugging me Were you guys in grove with West Side Story? No hated you. Yeah. No, they actually grew up with men

My grandmother and grandfather showed me this changed everything for me God, your parents hated you. No, they actually grew up with men. Shut up. My grandmother and grandfather showed me this. It changed everything for me. I'm so glad you did. It's when I knew I wanted to be in a singing and dancing gang. I'm so glad your kid is old enough to not have to deal with this. Hey, is that your dad?

You mean the one with the pink fingernails? Yeah. Dad, hey, Toodles over here. You play There's a Place for Us right now. I'll tear up. Oh, buddy. Somewhere, a place for us right now. I'll tear up. Oh, buddy Can I sing a song you and put my hand on your face

Song so sad hey, you know it's sad is my friends slowly becoming an old woman You remind me of penguins mom. Oh stop it, honey Stop it, baby doll Jacob trying to cry during this Gonna think of his weekend at his house watching women's soccer by himself this Puerto Rican her boyfriend was just stabbed and killed. And he's dying in the streets. And she realizes that that was her only chance

to make it in this country, was to get out of that shitty Puerto Rican neighborhood and run off with this white guy. And now he's dead. The white guy's dead? White guy got stabbed by who? Tony died. From a Puerto Rican dude?

Did the cop in them shooting him He killed Bernardo, you know why your brother cuz you're a goddamn man that shoots lizards, that's why Guys we'll find a new He's coming out of his cocoon everyone Phoenix shall rise What Chino shot him Bernardo's friend Chino also liked Maria so he was kind of annoyed that Maria was getting piped down by Tony

Just do me a favor stop talking with your hands. I can't, I feel like something magic's gonna happen. I mean it does do something when you touch it, when you actually touch the pink. I Mean it does do something when you touch it when you actually touch the pink Get in here and touch it. I mean I'm thinking maybe we need to touch it. You have softer hands than a priest I'm getting myself a pivot for that rendition of there's a place for us That was great Jacob you tried to not cry. That's the only reason you didn't. I gave you an out by letting you laugh at my performance. But if that was just playing, you'd have fell to pieces. Is there, now Christine, I know that you know, you love the freak flying stuff.

You don't care about anything, right? Is there a limit to what Jay can do where you're like, well you have to call Rebecca and just be like, yo. Breast implants. Yeah. Is there, have you ever caught him like trying on your jewelry? Get out of my Louis Vuitton box. I'm just trying on Christine's scarves and floppy hats. I bet that's why you bought the extra jewelry box.

It wasn't for you, it was for him. Yeah, I was hoping, I was like, oh, she has one and then we'll just keep this one for me. Why not? Have you ever caught him like wearing one of your necklaces with a key on it? Have you ever come home he's wearing one of your Long Island sweaters just naked with his pink fingernails sometimes reading in a windowsill Is there anything that he's ever done that you like I is a little too far Is there anything that he's ever done that you like guys a little too far? No, he hasn't.

I mean, he's so- Think about it. Well, here's the thing. It's like Jay, so he does the hair and he has the jewelry and whatnot, but I mean, he wears jeans and sweatshirts all the time. He's not actually very, I know he has accessories, but it's pretty basic when it comes down to it. What's basic?

Hoodies and jeans. Hoodie, jeans, and? And then you have the gloves and the gloves. Okay, keep going, keep going. I like this stuff. Hoodie, jeans, and? And then you have the gloves. And the dopass boots. Okay, keep going, keep going. Hey, I like this stuff. I know you do, because you're a woman. A couple of chains.

Why wouldn't you like it? My little chain that says boy toy that I got from a Donna concert. Yes, you're a female. That's why you like it. I just forgot that I have the thing that says boy toy on my jeans. I love you no matter what, bro. All you have to do. What do you think? I'm holding something in something in I think I'm just telling you this I

Love you no matter who you are. It's back pocket that if I have to get away from Christine. Yeah, I am like Christine I'm sorry. I can't do this anymore. I need to live out loud I mean you're living out loud right now, and then you have to French kiss me right in front of her I'll smack it on you right now. Thank you. You put those guys in. You might have to take me from behind for Christine to believe it. No, you'll have me. Look, I'm not gonna like it,

but I'm trying to get away from her. I'm the alpha? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. In this, because I think she could still keep respect for me if I was really working you over, been over something. Yeah, of course you could. She'd like it.

But she would be like, damn, look at him fucking dominate Bobby. But if you have me and all she sees is my pink fingernails scraping down your back, she'll know then that I, that she'll be like, oh, he is gay. And then she'll leave me. She sees me just grabbing that red tuft of hair on your head and she'll get into my bush.

And I go, ugh. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that.

I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that.

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I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I Bought a j-j if that's not a shirt tomorrow Bottom j bottom j with your little pink fingernails. I like trying to stop the TMZ camera. No no no pitches I

Don't know bro. It's uh look man. I love your choices I'm behind you all the well I'm with you all the way, and I love you no matter what but you're getting You're slowly It's slowly creeping further and further Over to the other side. How? Just man bags

First of all, you have a purse collection. Oh no, no, no Oh, you have a purse collection? I don't have a purse collection. He's got one. I have a purse. I Oh no, a momento. Oh, you have a purse collection? I don't have a purse collection. He's got one. I have a purse. I have sling bags, first of all. I have a Louis Vuitton and a Gucci and I have them because- And a coach. You know what?

I figured it out. I figured it out, Jay. It's nothing to do with you. It's this fag hag you're with who, who, she's getting me too. Dude, I had regular sling bags and backpacks until I met your witch that you live with. And then all of a sudden I. She said the other day,

we got invited to an event at Louis Vuitton. I went, what? She goes, for their clients. I went, we're clients? And she goes, yeah. I go, what the fuck? Why would we be invited to like a store I bought something at before? It's wacky.? And she goes, yeah. I go, what the fuck? Why would be invited to like a store I bought something at before?

It's wacky. Yeah, she has power there. I went there. I was going there to buy Dawn's bag, which she loved, by the way. I mean, wears it every day. Oh, do tell. Ah, I will.

Dude, tell me everything. And leave out nothing. I'm gonna throw up if you keep flapping your wrist. I can't, I can't. Yeah, I went there and she was like, I was like, I gotta get this bag, blah, blah, blah. She's like, all right, let me call my guy. She pulled that shit.

And I was like, what? She goes, let me call my guy. She has a guy at Louis Vuitton, like she's in. Dawn. No, that she's in. Don. No, that woman right there. Oh yeah. Yeah, he's who invited us to the event on Wednesday. And here's the deal too, you got me to get the bag,

I got the Louis, you got me into Louis, you slowly talked me into that, you slow, and then you were like Gucci's great too. She already had a Louis that she loved and you wanted her different color. No, I'm talking mine. You got me to get one. Yeah, because you saw Jay's and you saw how nice it was.

And you wanted one too. Yeah, but I went. So you got the Eclipse monogram. You're saying Christine? How do you know the name of my bag? Are you saying Christine mind fucked me and ultimately getting black pussy pink fingernails? I don't think it's your fault.

I think you're a victim of Christine trying to make you into the woman that she's always wanted. Bobby, fantastic detective work. Thank you very much. You got yourself a pivot. And I think Christine wants a full, she wants a full, she wants a bisexual bonfire. And you know something? No, I 100% do not want a bisexual Jay.

That's why she wanted, I bet she's the reason why Dan left. I bet she, she's the reason. Because you're gay for Dan? He wrote me a note about it, I'll release when I die It's in a stack of envelopes that says if I die release do not show Christine Isn't it weird that when Dan got a girl real girlfriend all of a sudden he's gone Yeah, he's gone You know what I mean? And she knows that I'm you you know, kind of my wife's in menopause,

the relationship's a little weak sexually right now. All of a sudden I'm buying girl bags. I'm wearing, look at this hoodie. Look at this little... They're men's bags. Yeah, oh, now you're going, this is what she does. But they're still bags. Yeah, she does.

It's not your fault. Look at me, Jay, look at me. It's not your fault, buddy. You slowly becoming a woman is not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. Look at me Jay. Look at me. It's not your fault, buddy You're you will you slowly becoming a woman is not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not Stop now. Look at me. Look at me. It's not your fault. Look at me We can't bring you home kid. Stop. No you Bob we can bring you home brother. Are you Bobby? Listen to me? No, don't look at her. She's the one who got you here, dude. Not you man. Listen to me, bro Listen to me, no, don't look at her. She's the one who got you here, dude.

Not you, man. Listen to me, bro. Oh my god. Yeah, I love you, man. I'm here for you to bring you back to the man side. You just have to trust me. Just let me cry in your chest. Bobby's going to come in with white fingernails next week.

If you have anything to say about it, you're going to make us both little girls. Oh, hey, Lindsay. I hope you're texting one of your friends you just fucked up royally because I was gonna give you a pivin for being a good person and I was gonna let you be the first person as a guest to take your pivin home with you. No. And now no pivins. It's kind of a big deal. Her mom called. It's my mom calling. Yeah well. I ignored it. Let her know you fucked up.

I told you not to hang out with those sissies. Did I hear your friends wearing black pussy pink nail polish? I don't know why we made her some Long Island lady. Who cares? No, we're going to make her a Vegas lady. How do you do that? No, it's Ohio. Ohio?

Oh, that's not. I don't even know the accent from there. Pop, something with pop. Nobody's ever left with a pivin before. Nobody? You could have been the don't even know the accent from there. Pop, something with pop. Nobody's ever left with a, with a pivin before. Nobody, you could've been the first. You could've been the first. You could've been the first.

I've left with negative three pivins. But you are up to negative two pivins. You can leave with negative. You can leave with negative. Not all of us, one of us. Yeah, you could leave in pivin debt, that is true, but. Yeah, for the weekend, by the way. For the weekend.

I think this is her way of getting you back. What, by saying she likes my nails? Slowly transforming into a woman. What is it, Bobby? Is she trying to turn me into a lady? She's slowly transforming into a woman that she's always been with. So you think she doesn't want to leave me,

but she just wants to dike out with me? Yeah, she wants to scissor you so bad. Okay, scissor. She doesn't want those philly fingers in her. She wants a nice girl hand in her. Yeah, I look like a large woman. You know how wet she gets when you reach around and grab her from behind and she sees those little girl hands?

She has you cover your man tattoos with mittens. Oh, yeah. I know. I have the fingers of a lady who wears blazers at work. She goes, the only way I could come is if his hands look like Madonna's hands from 1986. No way. I think a black receptionist.

Listen, dude. I mean. Ooh, you're striking acrylics like Marc Jacobs. What? What do you mean, like long? Is he gay? Oh yeah. Oh, then no.

If he wasn't gay though, I would have totally gotten acrylics. I'll tell you what, I've seen some designs that I'm like, how do you do that? And they're like, oh, it's like one full piece. And I'm like, no, I can't get a nail put on. If you get a nail put on, I'll bite them off. No, they wouldn't have been like nail. They would look like these, but it's something over.

I'm not doing that. If you get ever an acrylic put on your fingernail, as a man, bite them off. Yeah, I've on air. I don't know it was like a full it was like a Like a Burberry plaid brownish. It was cool looking. No, it's not. It was super cool. It's not super cooling Christine keep picture what I'm saying like the Burberry Uh-huh, but the brown acrylics he's talking about getting acrylic burberry. I'm not of like Burberry. Uh-huh. But it's like the brown. Planned nails? But the brown. Acrylics.

He's talking about getting acrylic Burberry. I'm not talking about anything. I'm just talking about these things I saw. Slow down everybody. That you wanted to get. Please don't. Don't go. All right, then what do I do first?

Do I do the belt loopless belt? Yeah, yeah, yeah, but not that long obviously. Oh God. Those are awesome. No, they're not They're not they're pretty cool for a 15 year old girl from the island and me What are short? No, yes, please. Please don't do what are they? Please don't do that Please don't do that sticker art. You gotta do it myself. No, you cannot give me some zazzle. No, I don't

They have leopard ones Look out world I want so many of these Zebra That's gay You're gay, that's so gay. Give me some zazzle. I mean, I did like the leopard. It was kind of cool. The leopard was awesome. Oh, wait.

Look it. Go down. Buddy, just one leopard on the pointer finger. All the way to the right. Look how cool those are. What is it? The zebra? No, the one above it. Pretty neat. I like that. Are you kidding me?

No. Buddy, that looks like Maud's bathroom wallpaper. Yes. No, that's Golden Girl fingernails, bro. No No, she just didn't want to look at your hand was making her sick I can't believe black Lou you liked his fingernails. I cannot believe I cannot believe you like them Why you wait wait, wait, what are you talking about? What would you go ahead what you gotta understand is that pimps, you know, like Snoop Dogg?

Yeah, get their hair and nails done. Mm-hmm So anything anything that he wants to do as far as his nails I think is a pimp decision really because Snoop Dogg does it absolutely no way There's no way Snoop Dogg and I will bet he does not get French tips he does not get pink he does not get pink French tips that's pretty good what's a French tip right so gay oh the white on the end of it I do from the second we said it what it was you think it made you sound more manly to not know what it was I would show you but this computer decided to

We go it is doing a strange thing on the screen there. Well. We got to take a break anyway We're gonna take a break don't worry if I know this company this computer problem will be sorted out within the month you just Tapped it ever so lightly and everything went ever so lightly and the screen Hang on do me a favor use your fairy fingernails to get it back wave your wand stop banging stuff this works sometimes it's good nope all right we'll be right back it's the bonfire now featuring brat pussy