The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Springsteen Loves Rogan?

Episode Date: February 1, 2022

Jay tells us about his weekend in Milwaukee and Dan talks about the end of the 49ers season. The guys talk swingers and discuss the Joe Rogan/Neil Young Spotify controversy.Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com

I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Ocroson and welcome to the Bonfire podcast. You can hear our full show every day on SiriusXM. Go to SiriusXM.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocroson and Dan Soder. Park Crew is here everybody. We got DJ Lewin the House along with Christine Murray Evans and then at home our black king the black tiger Lewis John and Jacob and Jacob and Jacob and Jacob. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. Jacob you can't hear the music can you. Oh man I heard what song it was. It was okay in my book. Yeah it was by maiden. Yeah, good interest. It was very fun. It felt very a very energetic start. Yeah, look man. Everything I like is rugged. It was gonna be that or he's so shy by the pointer sisters. I love it. I like that. It might be what we're gonna come back with on the break. Now I want to hear that song so bad. What a change.

What a change of energy that will be. Beer! Have you guys thought about the possibility of bringing back an old intro song? Can't do that. I almost threw my drink at you. Can't do that. We only move forward. What?

We never move backwards. We get to already a lot. You have a galaxy of music out there and you think to start over again. We're back oddities at think to start over that's it shut up we do ticks and leeches it's like a show or you know it's oh no not six minute abs I say no no I wasn't Milwaukee oh we can how was that how cheese yeah there's a lot of dairy, big fan. So much cheese.

I had a Culver's burger. That was supposed to be a big thing. It was good. It's called a butter burger. It's made in butter. Yeah. Damn, it's a fat place. That's why they produce so many great offensive linemen.

The weekend went by so quick. It really was good, so cold. Yeah, and that mall. Just inside. How funny is that that clubs in a parking garage? It really is. He was gonna seriously like damn all right, so that's it here we are But you can really dip in the back which I like the what you could dip in the back of the club though Which is nice. Oh, yeah, dude the back is it's a beautiful club

Probably you'll be a brand new futuristic Yeah, the front bar the menus all digital all didch There's a placard up to Steve Burn as the first comic who ever played there. Oh yeah, right next to the green room. Yeah, nice little plaque. I kissed there until I walked in like the Notre Dame sign. I'm doing this for Steve.

No. Rest in peace, we can. God damn dude, I'll never forget when we were watching a comic at the seller. And he was doing the purse joke of you never see a guy carrying a purse is right after the Tracy Morgan accident and Already was forgive it already was in the hospital, but he was okay He had you know and you were wait somebody not already was doing the purse

Yeah, and that's when you go you and I are sitting in the back watching it and you punch the door frame and you go You son of a bitch that that's already through a clause joke and you point up and you'll see you are one love to that got me out of nowhere I just think they remember that just being like a fact long with long live already yeah dude RIP 49er season good run great run great run got seen McDaniel they never have cut to him. If you've never cut to him, I think if cut to him maybe twice this entire season, so that was pretty cool during the game. Christine goes, he doesn't look half black. Would you see Deadspin put an article out? That was like... We're not breaking stuff? We're not breaking stuff already? No, I don't think we're bundled up. Yeah, that's great.

Yeah, Deadspin wrote an article that was like, pump the brakes on calling Mike McDaniel the next head coach, just because he's some smart white boy. It's like a genius because he's not a genius. He's just good on, he's had a couple good press conferences and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, stop trying to crown. He's, I think the point of the article was, he's another white guy.

He's another white guy taking away a coach, coaching job from someone who's black. And that was the whole crux to the article and then they had to be like, Hey, so it turns out Mike McDaniel's by racial and we apologize. Sorry. We're dicks by Sorry, so we really I think there's right that an italics and move on. There's no no one's held like no one's of it No one's ever held to the standard of anything. They read that article Galker Galkers don't want to got it from hoax. Yeah hoax. They're fucking Drop me a hook. I mean he's stronger than the internet. Yeah, dude. You publish that fucking pinfall

When you watch me have sex with above of the lung sponges brother's wife brother. I sister I went too many so much it was much. There was so much there. It was Bubba the Love Spunges wife at the time. That's what I told you. I was watching an old Stern interview and he was talking to Hogan and he's like, your friends with Bubba and he's like, yeah, he's like your friends with whatever her name is

and he's like, they're a great brother. We're close friends. And you're like, oh, good. Everything's awesome, brother. And you're like, wow. That's a leap out of even my understanding for being a pervert myself to some degree. I don't care. I don't get wanting to have your friends,

your friends tee off on your chick. That seems weird. It's gonna be weird to game night. Yeah, that's what I mean. It's pulling a jenga piece and you're like, hey, remember when we double stuffed you also someone who you're like Friends with and there's definitely there's definitely I'm sure in their friendship whole coke and a bubble the love sponge There had to be

Clear line strong of like who nothing alpha, but like do you think he was like when I'm whole coke and I bang your wife on I'm Terry Bolia. I don't know. No, No, I'm saying I think Bubba Loves Punch is like psych to be Hulk Hogan's friend. Hulk Hogan just is Bubba Loves Punch's friend. 100%. Like, I think everyone is psych to be Hulk Hogan's friend. Exactly my point from the 80s. So I'm saying how the bad read on that is to me,

it's like, it'd be like me going out of nowhere you go. Hey, do you, Jake, just keep trying to get Sal to fuck Christine. Yeah, and you're like, why? It's like why he goes, I don't know, he's just like a cool friend. And now why, dude? How much selling of it? And he goes, and Dan goes, hey Jake, I banged Christine ago.

I mean, give me your list of credits, dude. Yeah, I mean, what's that gonna do for me? What am I getting points on your next thing? Yeah, are we making like headlines? It's the box-up thing. It's the box-up thing. If I'm gonna secretly film you fucking Christine, it better be something that's gonna like

raise eyebrows. You wonder what the cuckold dowry was. He's like, all right, you can fuck my life. I'm gonna watch a little bit. I get to wear the old iron winged belt. I don't want that big gold. I don't want the big WCW on. I want the winged eagle belt.

He goes, teach me where to cut the shirt so they rip. Yeah, also I wanted to know if you can cut one promo against my old roommate Just about how big is a big piece of shit and then honestly, I'm gonna let you in there and you can Answer this bigger dick snooker Piper just I'm gonna I'm a rapid fire Look I'm just gonna throw. Just give me about five minutes. It's just fucking zinging to match it. And you give back quickies. I need you to open your brain

and I need you to take me there. What is on to the giant snow like? Then you can go in there and put that. I'm sure Majestic Cock and just split her into, if you'd like. Yeah, you can untie that yellow boot and let it out. Yeah. Yeah, your way more stoked to be Hulk Hogan's friend than he is to be a DJ right and warning show guys friend and operating under the idea because there's people and Bob is the loves bunches life

Who are stoked to be his friend if they're it wasn't if they're swingers right? Yeah, if they're in a lifestyle Let's assume they're in the lifestyle That's her that's it's no fucking hilarious. I always think about gang members too. Gangster lifestyle dude. Oh, um, oh. Um, but yeah, if they're swingers and they go and they're like in that community with that, mm-hmm.

And it's like whatever people they meet in that world, I guess, whatever. It makes it like I put a holster in there. My thought is that's not what they do. I feel like she's probably a girl's in the girl. She probably hooked him up with like three sims of bunch. I guess. And she only fucked Hulk Hogan. It's like, did I'm saying?

Like, it seems like he broke. I'm wondering, I don't know for sure. If he broke his boundary of comfort because it was like, no, no, that's Hogan and you're gonna fuck him. She's like, I don't even know if I would have fucking this. It's fucking hogan in there. Or it would be way cooler. She would be like, oh, we never break out of the camel clutch.

She goes, you, you gotta let me. He goes, come on, he's our friend. She's like, I am a whole comeinean. She's into it. That's what I'm saying. Now you gotta let me, you gotta let me. I am a real American fight for your right. Come on.

Buh, buh, buh. You're just gonna go go go I mean, gotta let me I am a real American fight for your right You're gonna come in and stick his dick in the most famous arena and the But being friends with the world's most famous arena that kind of friendship thing is gotta be weird when it gets serious like that And you do some fucked up shit like leka tape Did someone leak it someone stole it what was it? Someone got it to go her and then Hogan sued him. Yeah, he just told it on Arty's blank show. I don't want to misquote it because like whatever it's fucked up, somebody took it though. Like one of his guys. Damn. See, like the Kevin Hart thing, dude, and like someone

tried to film him in a hotel room or whatever it was his boy, whatever the shit Kevin got into that one time, it was better as boy. Oh, we just realized we forgot to play the Kevin Harden show. Mm, the show today. God, that commercial is crazy. Where he's just listening to his own standup. It's what, the commercial. Yeah, came on listening me and Dan,

we're texting about the game. And during the game, there was a serious commercial. It's a golf cab listening to his own stuff. He fights, he goes out, or people who show him that he can listen on different devices and he just keeps listening to his own standup. Never goes to the 60s on 6, the 80s on 8. Now, never goes to the Foxhole radio, shout out, Foxhole.

Shout out, Foxhole. Shout out, Foxhole. Or even call it 4J's Rocks of Bells. And you don't shout out DJ Eps, who by the way, DJ Eps just keeps coming with the hits. I've... Keeps coming. First of all, I've actually shazammed several songs that he's played. You're learning, you're growing because he gets, yeah, DJ's rules. That's

so good. Oh, man. I've never enjoyed listening to a DJ, DJ so much on the radio. You just sit there. Do you turn it on into a house or only in the car? No, but whenever I'm home in the weekends, I'm in the car at that time. Yeah. Because I'm doing spots, you know, just listening to them fucking speak. Or sometimes they replay and I'm driving home from a weekend road gig.

Yeah. Aw, hell yeah dude. Let them go get those crates. Your apps to get me through about two hours. DJ apps through those crates and records. Where would you at? Where? What was you at? Shout out LL

I think you were born to do it. You should shout out Hollis Queens. You should give you a you should let you give the guest set in Yo this Friday ladies night down the club envy. Where was you at when the song came on with your biggest change? She sent someone tagged us for a bunz' ball. Oh, but the white girl? Did you see that thing? Someone's there. No, there's one in Philly coming up.

Is it really? Like, I think I'm out of town. I think I'm in Denver, March Yeah March there. I think I'm going to hit buns and ball. What is it? Bob Bunsen basketball. Yeah, Bunsen basketball. Dang the leagues spreading out. Yeah, dude. No pun intended catching on you're a hipster Black fluid you go meet a bunsen basketball, you know, heartbeat It's work on what do you want me to do? I. You know, heartbeat. It's work, huh? What do you want me to do? I gotta go watch.

I love the sport. March 5th in Philly. Damn. What's March 5th? What day of the week is that? Newark, NYC, they need a gym. That's also on the poster. Oh, yeah.

We need a gym. We need a gym. In Newark? Oh my God, guys. Can the in Newark. Oh my god guys Can the bonfire bring buns in basketball serious Jim? Could we bring buns in basketball some or a commune Dan? Who's the basketball? Can this be more please? Please I promise we'll still go to school tomorrow Two of the widest guys hosting buns in basketball would be very funny. Yeah, totally down. Please

Huh? That be awesome There's no I'm gonna talk to my building Dan Okay, I'll bet you money that I'll let you do that. I pay my rent on time. You don't think I can host the boys a basketball I'm gonna childlike thinking of that. Yeah, I pay my rent. You're gonna let me have an event in my You get out you're let that barbecue's on the roof if you if you book it Okay, you let it fly dude running up the pole if you got me to get embarrassed when they say no What if I show him like a game again? Yeah, look guys. This is buns of basketball. You have a PowerPoint guys guys these are buns basketball

Bonds who don't love them? I started off with a bunch of people on peach baskets playing in their backyard Dr. James Naismith But we're enter spalding spalding says hey, I think I can make a better ball I don't know if you're like me, but I'm a tit man strictly from the 90s I can make a better ball. I don't know if you're like me, but I'm a tit man strictly from the 90s That's what popped up in 2006 J. Lo and the booty the booty butt everyone now Buckeye demands now. What if we took both what if there was an explosion the flavor factor And Building Paul You buildings can like get the fuck out of this. Doesn't sound like something Lewis would have thought of and thought that he was the only person Who could have put those two together?

Was the fun of you? Lajorite football people of buns. They love sports buns and sports sexy babes hard NFL hits Lajorite Now that I've watched Lewis gain some success with some of his ideas you you kind of understand who is behind all these things Yeah, there's just other louises oh yeah oh person basketball has their own Lewis for sure guys I would I would look for I would sir mr. McClure Lord McClure Lord McClure Duke McClure we I prostrate myself is that the right word I don't know prostrate. You're looking at me for words Let's make a black blue cough. It was such a big word

I laid my I laid myself before you I she's like please Look at that dude prostrate dude, I can't be stupid. No, I mean You know, I can't even I can't even be stupid if I try you know it's funny I thought you just hail married that as I do with most words and I was like Nice shot downfield dude. I brought far of all my words see it's got it's things like that that keep Neil Young still here at Serious XM damn dude. That's right. He hasn't pulled over here The true patriot that's right you heard it here first bonfires going real pro Neil young Cortez the killer fucking absolutely jams

Dude what a funny information the spreading of misinformation from Rogan is one of my favorite things I go do you know I never looked at Rogan for my science before I actually strictly was So it's kind of a bummer to find out but their problem is they go guys people are so stupid that Some of those 11 million people were gonna fucking just start taking over the counter stuff because Joe Rogan's I was okay, who cares? Isn't that natural selection? This isn't also this isn't something that we saw coming with the 60s Generation in the pros and the like everyone protesting and stuff like that You didn't think they're gonna get old and get weird and crotchety. Or Neil, you know what I'm saying?

They still think they're protesting, but they're just being like, oh, I am, you're not gonna be able to listen to my music. And everyone's like, thanks Neil. Bye, and he's like, okay, well I'm leaving this time. And you're like, Neil, it's not that big of a deal. Ah, Spotify took a whack, dude. That's what they're saying,

but I feel like that's an article that Spotify puts out. Maybe, but here's the thing also, Spotify will be fine. I don't think that matters if that Spotify if it happened quietly I don't know if two letters will be written about it. Yeah, dude. They're tossing out fucking a lot of money They're they're okay. I'm sure Spotify will be absolutely fine with that Neil Young, there's no way those were like the most Downloaded thing they'd be there's probably sadder for them to lose Cardi B What's the story if Cardi B you didn't know the story, Jacob, you haven't been just absolutely fucking page after page reading about this. I don't know what you're talking about. I've been upset. No, I haven't. I've maybe read two articles about it.

Oh, Robyn's post on Instagram. Neil Young and now Jody Mitchell and I think a few others. The monkeys. No, no. They missed the captain to Neil. Captain to the singer. Christopher Cross, give me a listen. Yeah, you taking off Christopher Cross music? I'm not going to go by a fucking album. Yeah, it's Joni Mitchell, Neil Young.

Oh, Noes Loughgren. No, who's Noes Loughgren? He's an E Street band. So it, but Springsteen 8. Now Springsteen don't give a fuck about that. What? Leave it on man, who gives a shit. Oh man, come on, everyone knows the virus ain't real.

Yeah, don't you guys listen to Rogan? Rogan says man. Man, I take my alpha brain because of Joe Rogan. I do jujitsu because of Joe Rogan man. Fuck, damn man, I'll take fish oil because of the sun, bitch. I'll tell you right now, I'm busy cocking my inner bitch. I'm cocking my inner bitch. I love Rogan, man.

I love three hours of podcast. Comedy is verbal jujitsu. I wanna watch a fighter talk to Neil DeGrasse, testing about things they both don't know anything about. A guy that's seen early in the talking to the guy who host a deal, people eating well dick. A racist in a Jew. He made millionaires. We're never gonna get the president to next Tim Dylan.

Yeah, man, it's so Jacob Neil Young. This week we have World Renowned Chemist, so and so, and Jeremiah Walkett. It's me. Yeah. Um, you're all gonna do anything out there, man. Oh, really? Everyone thinks you're going right, and then you go left and bring on someone like Mark Norman. I love it when you were sitting around with Shane and Orange, and Drinking Beer's being

bullies. I love them. Instagram posts when you make monster faces at the camera. Oh. Tell me I should eat elk. I bought a couple gorilla-faced kettlebells, cause of you. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's the thing. It was pretty awesome. Well, you guys don't have a half million dollar gym in your place. Oh, man. Stay hungry.

You guys are lucky that old Bruce ain't putting up my thigh kick videos What you guys it's good advice. I remember when Rogan told me I should buy a freeze chamber To freeze myself Cry you freeze And then a floaty tank. Sorry. I got this cook in the history band that doesn't want to be on Spotify anymore. No, no more. The more you do.

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Your older clearance. That's what I have you in my phone as. He was our only black guy man. I really hurt the rhythm section You're one of a mill Domma doesn't sometimes I think you're Steven Vazette you both like a lot of scarfie things even if he is at you both like a lot of scarfie things to him being super in the room he has her bitches which are oh man I love it I love when Alex Jones is on and he just gives it to Rogan uh so yeah

so to everybody I woke up just like Joe Rogan I didn't want to work out but I said fuck it man time to conquer my inner bitch put my head down and I did it that's the difference between Joe Rogan a lot of you. He does it. He's got asbury park energy hit me It's an experience It's a Joe Rogan experience So Jacob Neil Young said that Jamie go to the video

My big man Jamie plays the computer like a sex What's your name Jamie? Jamie plays the computer like a sex. Ha ha. Jacob, so Neil Young said he wanted his music off the same platform as Joe Rogan because he said Joe Rogan was spreading misinformation about COVID-19 and vaccines.

So that's the boring explanation. And then Johnny Mitchell followed. Dave, I would have thought that Neil Young was against vaccines. I don't laugh the government how you want to do. You're gonna stack you in your arm. Darrell Hannah is married and Neil Young. Did you guys know that? Yeah, I didn't know that. She is blind in love.

Well, she has never liked an attractive guy in her life. Can I also tell you that's got real Neil Young. I'm with a hot girl energy where he's like, I'm gonna pull it off Spotify and then you guys tell it. Well no, Darryl Hannah looks like a fucking, looks like somebody sucked the air out of her or something. I still got it. She's now, she's, what that face you knew was gonna become? Stone Cold Crazy? Dude Neil.

It became. Neil Young looks like the Irish assassin from Austin Powers. Oh, he really does. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What that face you knew is gonna become stone cold crazy dude Neil it became Neil young looks like the Irish assassin from Austin powers He really does That all Hannah's a face like she laughs at everything you say She nervous laughs at everything to cook children and stew

What do you want to get for dinner? Just give me a goddamn answer Stop smiling. I'm an old man. I need to go to bed smiling at me. You like I don't know this weird meal young is but Irons they were I think he was here. Yeah, dude, and I was doing it Look at my yeah, blue is that me or did you play the drop? It's crazy old man? Is that me whoa? Oh my god, you're it. Jay. You're doing it. You're flying Oh man, then you click go now. Oh look at mine. I've already let go son. I respect his commitment to sideburns You she's pregnant wait what yeah, let's put on real

She's nuts. 60. 60 years old she's having a baby. Can I say something by the way? Is that Neil Young's hand? Because it's really tiny. No, I don't think it is. That can't be.

That's a crazy teensy hand. Oh, I've got little carnivore hands. At this point, the abortion's probably as dangerous as giving birth. She can't go under cause of her rage. Anastasia chances of survival are one and fifteen. 75 years old and she's 60 damn dude. So what you're gonna be dead when your kids eight Yeah, what would you orphan your kid while you still what the fuck and can barely speak? Hey dude, he's gonna be best. All right. Don't worry. You're gonna live with Uncle Graham Parsons

What of the newbie brothers What does it do, brother? It's all the kids. Just having a kid when you're 60 and 75, that kid's gonna be 10 years old, and you're gonna be 70 and 85. Oh, and then he's raising this thing. Yeah, of course. Are you kidding me?

This baby might just kill her, having it. And this is from December. I have black jub. Where's the baby get a can out of her fish skills? Is she not actually a mermaid? Yeah, dude, I hate to break this tea. I didn't know. I stuck with it.

What? She's a human being. No, no, she's a human when she's out of the water. But if you get her wet, right? Listen, dude, I just, so the chance to stay really dry when she gives birth. I just want to see real mermaid. I just want to be square with you on this one,

because it got me into a little bit of trouble with Kim Kertrel when I kept thinking she was a mannequin. So I just want to be square. I just want to be square with you on this one, because it got me into a little bit of trouble with Kim Kertrel when I kept thinking she was a mannequin. So I just want to let you know, that those roles that they play, and they are not real. Back off. Because I'll tell you right now, you run up on Kim Kertrel and fix she's a mannequin,

you're just gonna lift her over your head and run with her? You're not. Do you know speaking of stalker shit, I don't believe we revisited this. Have you seen it Tiffany now is like performing like a bliterated shit? Poor lady.

Oh, that's Dean, bring up. She got that fame CTE. She forgot, and then she speaks out about it afterwards. She was like, what? I was just like, famed. I'm Brittany's got fame CTE. You see it.

Oh yeah, all these famous people get this fucking zapped. I do love though, that they were like, they were like, okay, you're out of your conservatorship. Finally, it goes, you're allowed to be your own woman. Now, congratulations, British. Great, look at my snatch. Yeah. A trench coat with three chips should have opened.

And like, oh no, what did we release? Oh god. Wow. I got an only fans where I pick up stuff with my butthole. And then, oh god, dude, it's basically what she did Basically what she did you so what everyone look at my tits Yeah coming in like a hot Tampa 40 Yeah, she didn't fucking around did you find it? No, what is it Tiffany what video performing?

drunk Man I think we're alone now hammering. And she yells at fans. Oh, hey, hey, Christine, 45 plus you know what you are. Dude, just to have that one song, though, Jay, could you imagine if you're like, if one of your bits from early on would have been the like massive West Side story, Jerk and off karate West Side story karate, that would have been like like massive West Side Story jerking off karate West Side Story karate that would have been like your biggest hit you go on to do other stuff But you fucking pack it out

And then you're just older and hammered and you're like Crotty Trying to get if like if I did the Russian joke all the time Here's this of a severe difference in what you're describing by what's happening here. That song, I believe both of the songs she did are covers. I didn't know that. Pretty sure. They're both covers.

I think we're alone now. That's a definitely covered. All right. Well, locomotion was her other, not locomotion. Could have been. Could have been. Now what was her other hit?otion could have been could have been now what was her other hit I think we're alone now I thought was a or the hit was a was a cover I just can't recall it you know right that locomotion amazing grace now swing low switch her it keep going swing that sweet

chair I saw him standing there she did that's definitely a fuck if love is blind from 93 you're like I Saw I'm standing there she did that's definitely a fuck if love is blind from 93 you're like okay, but what are we trying? I think we're alone now, but I guess that's a cover though, right? Look that up Christine. I think we're alone now Who's the original person? I don't know I'm gonna say I'm just gonna say name Tommy James. I'm just gonna say that because My mind will do this sometimes might look it up. That's the answer. Remember you said prostate. Oh straight Do you have it who would sing this song originally? Christine yeah, I think it's right here

Um, Tommy James and the shondale I'm gonna sing this song originally. Christine. Yeah, I think it's right here. Um. Tommy James and the Sean Del. DING! Dude, come on. DING! Come on. Tommy James and the Sean Del, 67. Wouldn't have bet money on it.

Wouldn't have bet money on it, but it's just one of those things that was buried in my head. That's why. Dan, sometimes I can't remember what I'm saying in the middle of a sentence. Yeah, but music tricks it. Who's a pot, but some of these weird things just stay there. No, your music knowledge is, I would say your music knowledge is on par with like Joe lists ability to call up sign-filled quotes.

Which is, that's autism. So it's, but you're just like a little cooler. You're just autism with shades on. Don't say that. I don't think there's three autism. I'm six. I'm six. I'm six.

I do this thing now. I'm six. I don't say that. I do a thing now. I do a thing now where I slam my hand whenever I scrub with the baby. I go, aw, aw, I'm just gonna stop. Also this weekend we premiered a new character in our house called Intimate Wigger. And I'm only able to achieve intimacy when I'm talking like a wigger, when I'm like girl, for real though. This is a real connection. P yells at fans. It's...

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Man Fuck I Guess when you're a mall act like that to she acknowledge it. See there's a video for acknowledging I think she says something about really she's like sorry about that. I was I think she's like what are you talking about? Dude I nailed it. Did you enjoy it? Yeah. You're welcome. I just came on to give you guys a nice video. You're welcome for that.

That was a lot of fun. He can catch me in the back, have another double vodka orange. To one of the greatest and the beef, she's the air walk on stage. And you saw the guy with the helmet that he built the helmet to connect to. He just goes and puts a rope around her back. He's like her tour manager now. That's where she's just down the dumps totally. She's actually my husband.

We interviewed her on the SDR show. She was sweet. She looked like her life was going good. She did not look like that. She's like, all heavy and shit now. Was she one of those people that was on like a celebrity rehab? No. No, she just did Playboy.

I panicked big time. Oh shit, sorry. But why would they meow? I couldn't even follow along with the song because of the shrieks. Tiffany, I got panicked big time during onstage meltdown. Uh, good. She's apologizing for yelling fuck you to fans while struggling through her hit song and she's chalking up the strange behavior to a panic attack maybe Her side of the story from last Sunday show in Melbourne Florida

Tiffany had a tough time hitting several notes before losing it and cursing out the crowd So you think below that? Go down. Tiffany admits she lost her voice, okay? I mean, that triggered the panic attack, but she still got on stage and ended up having the meltdown. Is she not acknowledging she was drunk? That's for the cursing.

She said she didn't really mean it. Apologize and thanks to fans who have been supporting her. She is sounding better now and wanted to prove she can still about build out her signature tune. So check out the video while there's some speculation. Alcohol played the factor. Tiffany never addresses it and says she prides herself on bringing it at her.

I got my bottle of bringing it right here. I got a nice bottle of daquila. Did that girl was fucking hammered? She was obliterated up there. Fuck you guys. My song. Whatever. I'm sorry, did you shake Johnny Carson's hand? And I went.

It's Tommy James and the Sean Delson. Who's that? Who's that? Who's that? Is that one of his family members? I mean, we settled out a court with you for a couple of years. It's a fucking right. You already got me a civil court you're feigning shit?

I got nothing. You blood me out in the civil, you fucking bitches. I got nothing. You blood me out in the civil with you. It's too fucking right. You already got me a civil court you piece of shit? I got nothing. You put me out in civil, you fucking bitches. I got a tour bus with a trans and another lunatic. That's... You got a rule. My stalkers were driving.

My stalkers are my crew now. Damn. What a call to get though if you're that stalker. You want to go on the road? And he's like... Yes. I prefer the Britney. I prefer the Britney fall apart more because Tiffany did playboy in her prime. So you don't really get this. She looked phenomenal. Bush and everything. But that was the most you were going to get out of her. You know what I mean? Whereas like Britney Spears is already, like I've seen her plus lips already.

Coming out of that car. And now she's, you know, from 2002, right man. Yeah, that's why I met her the first time when she was on that VH1 show I did warm up for, never mind the buzz cocks. Were you like, were you Starstruck? Because she was promoting that playboy that I'd already gotten and waxed you. Yeah, I'm certain of it Yeah, I'm sure of it because Tiffany shake hands with all of you

Mm-hmm. Just shake her hand with one. Yeah, probably of course. I'm a righty. Yeah I do left and I go I make a check. I go hey, Tiffany's nice to meet you you You feel my sploge that I spilled to you. This is what connected us romantically this. Oh, I produced a gift for you Oh, I got here's a little bag a little coke bag. He filled with my My butt. Hey, Tiffy has to meet you. My body made this for you. This is my nectar. I wanted you to have it You can hold on to it or you could put it on stuff. Can't always have a bar to me. Oh Want you to have me at my most friend me at my I've kept it room temp so Just you know, honestly you could freeze it and probably unfreeze it and still get some pop out of it like a battery. I don't know if it prolonged it I gave you something like that's a that's cool hop on the bus. Yeah, that's a bag

That's a little plastic bag a chunky soup if you know what I mean damn I had a panic attack and I forgot how to sing This is Brittany. Yeah, she'll give a fuck Was it it was saying like a Was that or Lewis? I'm kind of blood out. She doesn't look good, but I'm like, I think she fucking does. Looks great. I think I have a small bug.

I think that was going to go, I was pregnant. It's the nausea. That's the worst. Dude, yes. Those, I could tell you right now, she's mentally unwell by how much is, her caption is on her picture. It's insane. That's a person that has been in captivity.

She's... Gaga, she's bonkers. But I do think she should be able to have a lot of her money. To God, they didn't have Instagram with Nelson Mandela, God out. He's just like, I am just hugging that here. Having fun with my boys. I was in captive for 34 years.

If nobody takes away Kanye West money, that's the best example that you can't take away Britney Spears money. Well Kanye? Yeah. If no one could take away his money and get it where he's. How are we not talking about the fact

that Kanye is out there spreading a rumor that Pete Davidson is gay? Is it happening like Thursday or Friday as well? I know. I saw that and I was like man, God damn it. Kanye, that is very funny. He's like, he's gay and he has AIDS. I mean, it's like, what? Yeah. Who is that? Says the guy wearing fucking waiter boots as style.

Well, you know what? They showed a picture of him right there. I mean, he looks, he looks like what we thought moonman, we're going to look like. He's dressed up like Frankenstein from a big daddy. Yeah, I have my earth magnet boots on in case we lose the atmosphere Gravity stops you never know when a levy could break His boots look ridiculous. Yeah, so wait to to to why is he pumping up to to to to Is it weird that Kanye, oh, Donda too, Donda. Oh my God, already a whole other album in another month, executive produced by future. Oh my Christ. Bruh, bra. I'm

gonna start saying that a lot. Yeasiest. well. As a poster? Not, the panel that these people are. Yeah, everyone's gonna be excited. It's gonna be a big album, it's gonna be crazy, it's gonna be such a big album, and he's probably gonna talk shit about Pete on it. Yeah. This is the closest I've ever known anyone getting on a fucking album to have shit talk.

It's crazy. His song came out, he already has one. Oh yeah, you saved me from the crash so I could put Pete Davidson's ass, which is like Issue you shoe her now and then he goes oh really nice, do you're gonna beat up a gay guy with AIDS? Yeah, real cool dude. Hey crime. That's a hey crime. Oh real nice Kanye. That's gonna look good You're gonna beat up a gay guy with real cool real nice bro. I wonder who Pete talked to about that. He's like I don't have ads Real nice bro. I wonder who Pete talked to about that. He's like I don't have ads

Oh, it's not tall people They said at a respect for her. He's not saying it. These are all his boots. I Just googled it. Oh my god. Yeah, West boots. There's like Batman boots. Yeah black diamond boot three four hundred three hundred $340 they're fireman boots. You look at an asshole in those no one There's no way to make those cool in any way ever Girl guy or otherwise unless you can walk on the ceiling Yes, if they had a function if they're like soup soup if they made that noise Oh, you never know when I'm gonna be able to steal a Kawasaki ninja bike always always ready to ride on the side of a freight ship You never know what if I got a deep sea bass fish of something Jacob tell me right now that ain't a perfect boot for a big old knife to have a boot knife How do you want to get you some yeasies, but you have to wear them every day. Oh dude

$400 boots 1800 Jesus Christ Jacob some of these you can't bend your knee in because it goes up to your thigh However, you will be able to take a shin kick like a motherfucker. You take a shin kick like a motherfucker for sure. You could probably, no one would ever be able to let sweep your leg. You could easily kick through a door that's bent on fire. Look what he wears them is even the most ridiculous. Hey everyone, do you think they're comfortable?

That's my, my, my, my, my shoes are up to my fucking legs. Oh, black loose as they are comfortable, as they are gonna be comfortable. I would 100% go puddle stomping. Why wouldn't you? You just see me all the popper, you pick popper-otty pictures of me me, the whole jumping into a puddle with us. I could splash and splash and splash.

I mean, Jesus Christ, it looks so stupid. The level of comfort though. What are we talking here? Why? Because I like comfort. Okay. I wore a dress. You give it by some $700,

can I need boots of your house shoes? I do, you won't know. I show up one day and you go, oh shit, you're going to answer the door and you go, oh no. You're going to take them off real quick like an 80s movie. But I got to pull them off by the bottom of the shoe

because they're big boots. You can't just slide them off. Oh, you got to lay on your back to take those off. For sure. Like a slutty lady coming home from a club. Unzip me. Oh. Oh.

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