The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Step Outside (feat. Jared Freid)

Episode Date: August 25, 2023

The DJ Lou and Jacob battle reaches a fever pitch as comic Jared Freid tires to keep peace.

And it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now back to the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. We're back, we're back. We've got to introduce our guests fast because I want them just in the mix of what's happening. I want to jump in the pool. Came on a...

...kid and quay day. It is. It is. It is. It is. It's an intensity going on. It's raging in front of me. Even the music. Oh yeah. It felt like I'm here for a showdown. I like to chore. Yeah. I like to soundtrack score. I like to score my situation. Um, the soundtrack to your life. Well, he has a special right now called 37 single. I watched a bunch of it last night, man. Fucking fantastic. Dude, thank you so much. Streaming right now on that flick. So you can catch him on tour with dates coming up in North Carolina, Kentucky, and Connecticut canadicate it is the hilarious jared freed everybody thank you so much this special came up quick right quick i mean fat it wasn't like a year line a couple months right

i taped it in thecember i you know did the thing where you've paid to do your own special and then uh when i you know got done editing and then we'll you know we'll the thing where you paid to do your own special and then, uh, when I, you know, got done editing and then we're, you know, we'll try to sell it and Netflix, like three weeks ago, three weeks ago, we'd been talking them for a while and then they're like, here we go, August 15th, we're go. And I'm like, oh my God, I gotta get on. That's awesome. Yeah, and it's been like the greatest three weeks of my life. Just like you get to like, you know, it's happening quicker than I'm happy it's having

quick. And then it's like going all the podcast, get to like have the drink, you know, go out and, you know, it's just like amazing. And then it came out yesterday just the messages are too nice, you know, like I, I, I, I don't know how to thank people, but it's been amazing. And I'm just like, I, you know, like I I don't know how to thank people, but it's been amazing. And I'm just like, you know, I'm rambling on and on. And how is there?

Is there, um, how can you tell how it does on Netflix? Or did they, did they give you any analytics on that? They, they don't talk about any of it. All I know is, I think Ari Fennett's a estimated ones, like on average for them. I'm top five in Canada right now. No shit And tops top six or I'm six five in Canada six in the US. Oh, that's great Is in the list you can see it on the page is netflix down on the charts mark normans soup to nuts being knocked off But this week's newcomer 30 single Jared freed. That's right is is it is that fix worldwide world wide worldwide. Yeah, I'm hearing from everywhere

I got you know I woke up. I'm like. Oh my god, you know like messages all this stuff. Yeah, if you like speak Chinese mother fucker I'm trying to watch this What's up with the special To let's get addressing the discomfort in this room. Yeah, what's going on? Well, because I want to drink this wine But I'm not sure if I'm in the drinking mode considering what's going on Maybe she gives plugs to okay something happens He's gonna be in North Carolina Kentucky and can educate for tickets. Please go to Jared Freed Dot com also long island. I want to just push long. I feel like there's a lot of Long Island car people that listen to serious XM

I don't know why this is this is yeah, this is a bunch of dumb Long Island Italians. That's our people wrong Concomo with built-in pulls and above ground That's right. Yeah, I need them to come to my show Hey Melissa listen, but you have another show that he does too. I don't know if you've ever seen it I actually start with the comedy Seller was doing their testing the the movies when they do the movie they used his show To test it to make sure the sound and everything it's it's not my show What is that so basically on the special I have a bit about the Ick?

I was taught about the Ick and from a female front of mine was like I went on a date and got the Ick. I was taught about the Ick and from a female friend of mine was like, I went on a date and got the Ick and I was like, what is that? And she's like, you're going to date with a guy? He does one thing. You never want to fuck him ever. Right. And the whole bit is about how unrelated that is to me. Right. The idea and women, you see women's eyes in the crowd light up. They go, I got the Ick. They all have a story So I was like so while I'm working on the bit I'm like talking about my way through it. I would go to the crowd. I go

Has anyone here gotten the it before and like women would raise their hand and I'd ask them what was it and the more and The best X are the ones that are very specific Where they're like, and they know, you know, there's all these like, in-cellly dudes who are like, low confidence losers, who will be like, whoa, look, they get all mad about it. And it's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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when you call it. Christine, do you have an ik for J? Have you ever gotten the ik? Never you've never ever. Never. No, Jay and IK no, no, have you gotten it? Have you gotten the IK? Yeah, I Yeah, and I still slept with the guy really what was it? I just we went on a date and it was like not good like it was just bad all around like bad conversation Bad everything paid for my own PBRs at the life cafe in Bushwick. That's just that sentence alone. You know, like it was- Fucking boner, Keller.

So you paid for enough to fuck them? Well, he pushed me against a fence and made out with me and I was like, all right, fine. And the sex was not great. You fucked him? Mm-hmm. Wow. I think he attacked you.

And you still fucked him? I didn't consider it an attack so much as like physical touch after not having some for a while. He rebounded off of the neck. I'm sorry, we have to get I mean Jacob is sitting his face is so miserable at his so distracting you and Lou have to make up you have to make up that was crazy You guys streaming shows enough time go outside in the hallway and shadow box if you have to. But what happened? What happened? He had a rough day. He got stuck on the train. He had to change trains a bunch. He got a fan in New York. He's done with New York. And while when New York fucks him and it does, it gets all of us once in a while. He got, he got

the train shit happening. He got stuck and he had a whole day plan and he was coming in, and it screwed up his whole day, but then we made it worse by trying to be funny. And. Right, no one wants to be funny. No one wants to, no one wants to be funny. Nobody wants,

when you put it that way. Yeah, nobody wants. Well, you hate, and then in New York, then in New York shits on you, you are hilariously angry. He can't make it. That's a funny angry. That's me right now.

That's you. If you're like, if you complain about like the governor at home, well, why would anyone go into the city and then you have to go in the city and then the city is like, let me pants you. That's fun. Well, then Lou he Lou Lou was in on it and then he kind of came in at Lou and he And Lou's trying to quit smoking and lose a little on edge too because he quit smoking a week Which is fantastic good job. You're done. That's awesome and then Jacob was like well

I have cigarettes in my bag for you and that was kind of a little mean That's a little dick. I mean and you actually gave true addiction he gravid he actually gave his brand he was like I got marble lights in my bag when you have no no he was lying he still stood up and locked you it yeah it's a 30 year addiction guy yeah yeah I mean that's I can see it in lose eyes yeah lose a little drinking the swathe your addiction I mean yeah we were denying in the sweet nectar that's his his. I want to try and hold it for a break today. Should I or should I not support Jacob's 100% now you support it for sure, it's delicious.

Support it, tell us what you think. I'm drinking the campaign. Yeah, campaign. Wine company, peach mimosa, it is delicious. It is. It is. Yeah. It really is delicious.

And but no fight, no Yeah. It really is delicious. And, but before. No fight, no alcoholic. It's pure delicious. No, no, like, I'm having an alcohol. And you're an expert at this stuff. I'm a drinker. You drink this type of thing. This is the type of stuff I would drink. I would have the fruity drink, the mimos on the beach.

I drink for a mood. Not like, I, drink has to match my mood, has to match an atmosphere So right now you drink black coffee. Yeah, nothing like that's the moon. Yeah, this this room This room is warm bourbon Well, I'll tell you right before from the book right before you came in Before we went right before we went to break. I mean they were at like the jerk off you piece of shit Yeah, like it was getting to

those. So it got real uh it got those outer you know uh suburb of New York. Yes. Jerk off. Yeah. Blue asked me to ask you asked me to fart in here just to lighten the mood. It got serious. What was it that was so bad? Jacob's really you really wound tight. I can feel it. Well, can I get my gripe before it gives is because then I got a bigger focus Problem with the room now because we had to take a break immediately upon these guys Like staring each other down a little bit across the table and then We stopped I had a live read to do I did a live read not realizing Christine and Bobby fucking vanish.

So I'm done the live read. I just sit there as these guys just both sitting across like trying not to look at each other, but I'm gonna come down to angry. Ben Lulees and it's just me and Jacob. Jacob's the, if Jacob would have left him, he's me and Lule would have like laughed about it for a second. Jacob just sat here like, no, because it's just like fucking.

The problem with Jacob's presentation, I'm like, yeah, it was like a funny, like who gives it, we said campaign 1000, everyone knows we love it. So like, it was said a thousand times, he's like, oh, he wants a piece of Lou. The problem with Jacob's energy is that he's in the spot where he can't come back to happy. It's almost embarrassing to come back to happy.

I mean, Mark my words, you were both humiliatingly embarrassing back there Everyone's embarrassed Jacob could you say sorry for the cigarette thing to Lou? What did Lou do to Jacob? I'm trying to figure out I called this product piss We're getting now we're now we're deep in the mix. That was the next apology. Jacob's flow But now we're deep in the mix that was the next apology Jacob's Jacob's Can we Jacob Jacob had top top level anger for piss? He sure wanted a taste of that drink. He sure did

That's good. I want to cigarette too. I want all things that are bad for me. Well now now Jacob's defending The brand which isn't the problem. We have to get to the core of the issue. Yes It is a good product and I do want it there. We've got look at he's come off of his Perch come on you gotta come off your perch and a good product and I do want it. There we've got look at he's come off of his perch. Come on. You got to come off of your perch. And you relented. And I don't want you to smoke again. Jacob, look at him. And you really have marble lights in your pocket. Can I please smell them? Should we get the text that led into this? Yes. Okay, the first one, stuck on train might not make the star show. That's 427. At 5 o'clock, still on train.

Don't mention tasting. 503. I hope this city burns to the ground. OK. That's the moody was in. And then Black Blue was like, drink it. Drink it. Yeah.

Black Blue, I'm sorry, dude. I love you. Black Blue too. Can I just say something? He's no innocent. He's not an innocent because he was... Jay? Jay and DJ Liu was...

DJ Liu was like, no, I don't want to do it. I don't do it. He's all mad. I want to get mad. And Black Liu and I'm gonna throw me into the bus too. We'll both like do it. Right. Well, you can't tell a comedy radio show. I'm having a bad day. May as you walk into the comedy radio show. That's we knew he was having a bad day before he walked

in, which makes it worse. Yeah. But I still have to say, as you've heard the story kind of come together, let's go back to the text he sent, which I didn't see, but I heard third hand when we started talking about it not to bring up the campaign. It still can't quite get a grip on why we could mention. We've mentioned it 30,000 times. I don't know why you think that's so weird. He's right here.

Why did you want to come in the way? Because it was a, like a debut of the three new flavors and I wanted to be here in a good mood because you were coming in. Like you knew I would be in a in a shit mood I was and I knew I wasn't gonna be able to be should be that I'm also also Lou took the thing before he knew you're gonna be late to put them on I know he did that for me also Jacob don't you think that you're probably your mood isn't the greatest

spokesperson for a fun alcohol exprets that someone's gonna get right now you're not with you honestly you're not the person I'm going to right now to find out about the mimosa peach mimosa which is the right which is my point okay which is why I didn't want to bring this up because I knew how it was going to be when I was going to be when I was I was going to bring it to our last day of the weekend we're trying to get lit up dude Bobby you did fart I not. I tried so hard to loosen this room up with my

asshole that I did not. I don't have it in me. It's not fart. I didn't fight. Something with them to hugging help us. No, no, no, hug. I mean, it would that would be I think hugging's a bad idea. I think it should be a full one minute of slow to how about this How will we start with a hand hug Little shake put your hand up come here put your hand up. Oh, this is a thing Okay, now put your thumb around Looking at me was so so beauty in his eyes. I have I mean guys could also butt fuck Yeah, I think the slownance is probably the way to hand hug

A hand hug you don't like that I hand hug as a jet the way into a regular hug That feels like something you teach a kid to like learn about friendship That feels very fatherly well for the signal you give so you know your parents did send that person to pick you up. You're right. It's someone kidnapping you. Your father sent me hand hug. Do the thing. What did you say? No, I mean I don't think Max should learn a hand hug. Like you wouldn't want Max to do a hand hug. I never teach my son that bullshit. Bobby, Jacob was trying to take things in a different direction So he doesn't have to slow dance with DJ Lou please. I think you don't let him steer you away from

I say son a slow dance Sobs a lot of problems make makes a lot of sense makes a ton of sense But what song do we pick? I don't think you should waste your time picking out a song why 90s slow jam something why on a good day I don't I don't know Lou this is how you guys this is how we squash it in the hood Lou this is how this is what we do here in the bonfire we we're a team dude is a family man He's right there and you're right there. Let's bring it home. What do you need to see me and Bobby slow dance to prove that

This is fine. Is that what you want? I'm yeah, of course that's what I want throw a song on I guess I'll show you how two men move together. Yeah, who's gonna lead? You know who's who I got you lead it now. It's Jay Because the total is Man, that's the yeah, the Bobby like also Bobby likes to be a little man-handled. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. Oh no. Okay, he's just ruined everything. No, that's the ice. We're good. Don't worry. Can you put on your headphones to do it? Yes. Well, like Jared too, uh.

Yeah, I'm gonna listen. I like that you're right. Jay is the leader because Bobby's playing Koi. Right now, Bobby's playing Koi. He wants to be approached. He wants to be approached. He wants to be asked. I also like that the slow song choice was age appropriate. This is when they were slow dancing. Wow.

It's not normal that the leader is putting his head on someone's shoulder, but Jay's I'm whispering weird shit in his ear right what you're gonna do tonight Little slower for us. I think you guys got it there we go nice You did get it that was a nervous slow dance. Your hands on my waist and my finger me out. What, this right here? No, don't touch that. That's my chubby.

Don't touch that. That's my knee. I love that Bobby closed his eyes. That is. My eyes were closed the entire time. I'm telling you right now. Christine, you got a man on your hands. Oh, I know.

What a beautiful moment to be around on the bonfire. What a great day to come in here. So what do you think, Jacob? You think you could slow dance a little bit and maybe solve this problem, Lou? I like that Bobby and Big J just look, when they dance, it just look like a moving big pile of old sweatshirts Just a good will pile oh Jesus Christ is Bobby and Jay. Oh oops

Son of a bitch Old zip up hoodies. We look like a Had it and I lost it. Yeah. You're still in trance. You're still taking back by what's happened. I'm telling you right now, J smell's good. J smell's like a stepdad.

It's great. Yeah. I believe today was Savage. I mean, Savage. It's a signature scent. It's fantastic. You smell fantastic. You're a lucky woman, Christine.

This did loosen up the room though. You two dancing kind of Greece. I mean, I didn't like that at all. I mean, she goes, you have got a good guy on your woman, Christine. This did loosen up the room though. You two dancing, kind of greasy. I didn't like that at all. I mean, she goes, you have got a good guy on your hands at Christine and she was in her phone, she went. Yeah. You tell that kid it's time for dinner.

Texting that guy is the wrong offense. I mean, she's, she didn't give her shit. No, she isn't, look. Lou, Jacob, it's time for you to become one. Come on, though, Just play this on. I don't think we're there yet. Just try. You just gotta try. Can you try?

I will also accept the fast dance together. No, no, no. Yeah. Yeah. Put on pop-locking on sunshine. Oh, yeah, the end of the movie. Hold, you know, caskets together to dance it off. I think that would be fun How about you guys both dance to do me by bellbive devote you picked a song there you go there it is go go over there

Come on, look all is right Jacob come on come on feel it wow Jacob, please This is not given to the show the crime has been solved and the gang gets together for a nice little dance What if we all dance together we could all do that. What do you think about that? This is a little in Jacob moment. This is how we heal. This is healing But maybe if we dance together and then we could step away at some point. It's just them to try the other one Jared You think the world's the world's gonna just disappear You got fashion fruit right here. Jay try the mix berry look at this country's taunting me Jacob. I really want to try the blood orange. I mean

I don't want you to try just wait a minute. Just one little said I would say drink it with a little doof. You see what he's doing? I don't care. Take the tablet. I want you to have it. There he said he does want you to have it. Sometimes you get two flavors. I don't want you to have it there. He said he doesn't want you to have it sometimes you get too flavor I don't want you to take it out of spite. I want to enjoy Good all right, we've moved on I believe that I mean Jacob a lot of people believe that Jacob Jacob guys I mean black louis having a fucking blast right now. Yeah, I mean he's having so much fun

I mean this is somehow I'm off zoom Right now, I mean he's having so much fun. I mean this is somehow I'm off zoom You're on zoom. I see you right here. I see your head. I see you Yeah, right there. You're right there. Jacob. Come on. What did I do? He's selling piss water. I mean Blue that's the fucking blue. I give those lungs two more years I give you two more minutes you fucking virgin you want to step outside I'll beat the shit out of you Do you have a lolly pop?

Listen, I think now is a good time to talk about you guys taking that vacation together, what we filmed. Yeah, I'm gonna talk, called Don, and let you guys have the tiny house for the weekend. Guys, Bobby's gonna be gone next week. He can't leave with this kind of, yeah guys, come on. This kind of energy, not knowing what he's coming back to. You know me, I'll let it fly.

The whole, the wheels will come off this next week. I don't have my Bobby here next week, so I got, I need content, so I'll just keep going back. I'm like, so you guys really both pussy jerk offs? Or like what's up with that? Are you guys both pussies? No, listen, neither of you are pussies, I don't think. Or you're both pussies, whatever one it is. You guys are friends, stop this. Low, low low. Come on dude. Shake it off. Come on

Shake it out. Lou. He wants a cigarette so bad. No, he doesn't he's good. He quit. He's done You're done, dude, but Jacob drove him to you. You're not going. Don't say that. Don't say that man Matt Lou you're not you're not you're done Dude you had a little bit more alcohol you had a little burst of anger or whatever Listen alcohol on a motherfucking bender today. Can you take a sip of that please? The goddamn campaign. Tell me take a sip and tell me what you think that's all I want you to do Homemade products it's not homemade everything is homemade All things are weird. That's a weird line in the sand. I don't do a homemade. I don't like real honey

I make this bread. Just put it the fuck out of here. Just homemade bullshit. I will not have a cookie One of my some all natural hippie queer Take your scone and stick it in your ass. Oh natural hippie queer, take your scone and stick it in your ass hole. You must be made an effectory. Lou blows up and gets back to laugh and Jacob is emotionally gone. No, Jacob can't walk it back. This is, I bet this is a, this is a, Jacob did walk it back. No, he did walk it back.

I didn't want to take it. He did. He didn't ask me to be nice. No more about me. Okay, okay, listen, you did walk it back. Go for nice for me. Lou, Lou. No, he wasn't. He did say sorry. He did say sorry, Lou. And you, and, you did walk it back. It was nice for me. For you, Lou. No, he wasn't. He did say sorry.

He did say sorry, Lou. And then you, then you call them a cunt. Which you shouldn't. Well, he was taunting me. Well, I didn't, I don't know what that means. Can you tell me what he was doing? Cause I didn't see taunting. I didn't see taunting.

I didn't see taunting. You said when he asked me to try the mixed berry flavor that he was taunting you. Felt like you were talking to the cigarettes. He was not taunting you. I think you, you imagine the taunt Well, what's done is done. It's fine. I know, but can we just get over it? Let's shake it off. Oh, that's a good song Oh good song good song play that song shake it off

Jacob's gonna complain complain complain complain complain and Lou is gonna be mean be mean be mean be mean to mean But you got to shake it off. I do you shake it off? You're a savant I love it. He just the great Taylor Swift one said got to shake it off. God, there we go. Shake it off. You're a savant. I love it. He just has the great Taylor Swift one said, come on, shake it off, dude. No, can you shake it off? I have never seen like a soft footage of her tour in my life. I've never seen like a crowd react to, I mean, to anyone like that before my brother,

it's like transformative for everyone that goes there. Absolutely. What do you mean, like when Lou goes from Lou to Dickface? That kind of transformative. Get him, Lou's, fight back. Jay, I'm joking, stop it. We have almost had. Every concert you've been in your life,

put them all together, although the good energy, it seems to not come close to one Taylor Swift concert. No, I've never felt whatever's happening there. I'm telling you. I just got a Mara Lamanson shows in the 90s. It's insane. I watched a clip of her. She turned her head to one side of the stadium. They all screamed. She turned her head to the other. They all scream. Then she pointed her finger around the whole stadium and they all did. Everyone's period. Everyone's period happened at the same time.

I'm saying the control. All of we are all synced. Do you know how people go dressed as like deep cuts from her life? Like someone went dressed as Loki because she used to date Tom Hiddleston kind of. Like I think that's the... I went as John Mayer's limp dick.

I never seen my lifeer's limp dick. You should never see it in my life. And I didn't like that. Yeah, I might brother when he said it was unbelievable. He's not a fan. It's at the point where you just gotta go and see it. I wanna go. I wanna go. Not as good as a Pearl Jam concert though.

Yeah, I'm sure. Right, Lou. Jacob. Pearl Jam. No Pearl Jam thoughts right now. Let's have Lou have his moment. Lou, Pearl Jam is a band that you enjoy very much and they are good. Pearl Jam no pro jam thoughts right now. Let's have Lou have this moment Lou pro jam is a band that you enjoy very much and they are good Pearl Jam is good Queens of the Stone Age

Queens of Stone Age was good remember when you and Jacob went there and had a wonderful time together It seems like forever It was it was not a week ago yet. It's a week ago in several days Well, I don't know I mean I gotta take life in several days. Well, I don't know. I mean, I gotta take life cautiously. You don't know how long you have to live. So that was one of my moments on my deathbed.

I'll be thinking of that. What the? Wow, this show gets dark right away. I mean, it goes dark, man. I mean, like, we were talking about a concert, too, so I thought we were moving. Jacob's trying to bring in another direction. He's trying to change his own mood.

I can feel it. He's doing it. I think Luke got it too though I mean because I went to Pearl Jam and he came out and did the same thing Taylor Swift did He just looked at the crowd and in the place with Yeah, Josh Tommy did the same thing really yeah, just looks at people and they go nuts. I saw Berk Krasher do that too Look at it. You're on the cruise. It's coming up. Go to his website, bigjcomedy.com.

You got a blast. He's not one of the big stars on the show. You're on the cruise too? No, I just saw Berk Christchard. He's great. Yeah, I just love seeing him. Just killing it. Yeah.

Just when you're around him, you're just like happier. I do say that we could use a little Berk Christchard here right now. He would really turn this thing around. He would. First of all, he'd crushed all the campaigns. The second he saw them. That would have been over. Let's all take our shirt off. Maybe in his honor, we all take our shirt off. Let's not do that.

Okay. Okay. You know what? Maybe that's what we do. I'm just brainstorming here. I want to turn this ship around. Yeah. Hey, how about that? Have it forget slow dancing? Why don't you and Lou just have a shirtless hug? That's great. No. Just to see you feel each other's hearts through your chests. I don't like you guys fighting to be honest. Especially when Bobby's gonna be going for a week and a half.

He's gonna call me about that. It's gonna be a thing. I'm gonna be sad. Lou, you're doing so good, not smoking. Oh, thank you. And your brother's kicking ass. That's a friend would say it. Your brother's kicking ass with a new campaign that you're helping promote and all the fans

are gonna buy it and support it and what goes better with the campaign. And a cigarette, am I right? Jesus Christ, Jason. Boy, he's not drinking anymore, so he's fine. How'd you just drink it? All you got to do is take one sip, Lou, and tell us what you think. That's it. Please.

Just one sip and just say, this is what I really think. Can you do that? Just one sip. Please No, no, he doesn't want me to have it. He does precious. He does. He does. Don't say it. Don't say it He does just take a sip and just tell us do you guys want to go outside and fight? No, I know. No, no, no, no, Jay. Well sometimes you know 1950s rules. These are a couple old Jersey dogs You know, I mean sometimes they gotta go outside and just scrap it out a couple of J dogs. Yeah, you work a couple of Jersey boys You're throwing some fucking valley and get out there and knock it around go aside and see a little just smash a campaign

Can right off of the I'm a tribal and a scene and like we I'm gonna sing and like we got a fucking thing. I was just Christine is so impressed with the seismic activity on the Taylor Swift tour. I'm so impressed. Can you imagine if people came dressed to your shows as like a like a someone you date for me? I had a girl come to my show. I had a girl come to my show dressed as sister ping.

Really? Yeah, it's where they got. You came dressed as sister ping. That's pretty fun. Call it an eyed. All the women and men that come to my shows are sort of dressed like me Come on that brought the crew now Come on and old big Jason come on from your old pal PJ Take it out of your phone we're having dinner. Come on. What do you Yeah, lose it. Yeah, lose it. Jacob, get out of your phone.

We're having dinner. Come on, what do you got? Jacob, there it is. There's that guy, huh? There it is. You're gonna come over and tickle your tits? Is that gonna get you a little bit? Tickles, tickles, tickles, tickles.

Take us tits for a ride. And then listen, let's get through this show. And you guys go outside and you find a real pussy. Is this jade? No, nobody's doing that. Is this on video? Is this on video, nobody's doing that. Is this on video? Is this on video? Nobody's doing that without getting it on.

So those cameras, and they're doing it on the other side. Without getting that bitch up on draftkings.com, draftkings.com right now, you can take your votes on Lou versus Jacob. Because Jacob goes tight mouth. He goes real tight with a mouth. It like he just had like a sour patch kid. Oh, that's his angry.

It's the queeriest from serious happening outside. 49th Street. And DJ Lugius, that's pushing buttons. You're angry, literally. Literally, yeah, and metaphorically. Dude, he's vaping. What are you vaping? Are you vaping?

It's a natural oil. It's not nicotine. It's not, it's not anything. It's just to get you DM to just suck so hard of that thing. I thought I was gonna go right down a bit through it suck it dude Christine turn me on to it. Thank you friend. Yeah Oh, he's he's he's separating the room right now. I know he's hitting on Christine which we want to know is Jacob's dream lady. I know that's just crazy damn damn Jacob's not shaking it off at all He's no seismic activity over here. He shook it off. He did shake it off and Lou Brown is back

Everyone's at fault. Now I think was over it. I blame black Lou. I think it's black loose fault He's he's just he wanted some trouble. He wanted some excitement in his life. We pitched a long time ago, Jared and Idea, for the odd thrupple in which Lou, Jacob and Black Loo spend like a week, a weekend out, like a cabin together. Okay. Because of this type of thing that will ensue

that you've witnessed here today Is this how the relationship is is this no? No, no, no, no We're usually happy family. I've never walked in here and felt the tension No, no, no, we were like this, but it cage said to bad day I should definitely don't know if loose all the text or not first of all No, because it came through like 503 and we're on air already Yeah, and we said and we were all joking about it and jacob is just in a horrible mood because he had a horrible fucking commute so this is but all of that said where black lucer is a good commercial for the odd

thruple it was not just for jacob and lose part in this yeah but black lou was the one saying and we could probably count a Doesn't times going And that's the kind of influence we need on the odd throttle you got to go in there and mix things up So you go to stir the pot. Yeah, if he goes. Oh, don't do that I don't know if Jacob alike that you're supposed to go what is Jacob your boss? Just right? He now if you know who challenges ego Take a Jacob comes home. I go. Why do you do you without me and then black was like he was hungry you'd lose hungry what do you get to tell him what he's gonna do and then they just

they mix it up Jacob I got your present can I give it to you maybe this will make you happy I hope it's your middle finger you just play it joins the war here you go what is? It's mace for the train. Mace. So when the train stops again or whatever, it's a very nice train. Mace is stranger. This is for you so you can have some protection.

Jacob, are you like the city's gone to shit guy? Yeah. I mean, I didn't like it when it is where it is. You've never liked it. He had a bloom-browny guy with that. I'm okay with that. That's okay. I'm okay with that position.

I've never liked it here. Never liked it here. Stayed here your whole life. Where are you from, Rachel? Outside of Boston. Outside of Boston. Need a mask. A mask.

I mean, he's mad still. No, he is. I didn't even get a thanks. You just took it. Yeah, he just goes. You took it and put it down. You walk around with mace? It's for him.

No, but you didn't. It's for the train. It certainly isn't for a fool. It comes after a mouth mace. It's for him. No, but you didn't. It's for the train. It certainly isn't for a few. After a mouth size. I got it for him. It's not. Yeah. I'm glad. I did lose going to post a picture of his eyes. I actually that is my mace. I use in the train, but I'm giving it to you. You have to the show and loose charge to throw a beer candidate's head. I can't believe you walk around with mace. is i gave it to you is a gadget more gifts also give that's right

they made a coaster what is it up i do love that i'll be for context the jay ludicin campaign somebody made me for a phone and uh... coaster uh... that's great i feel like people have a i feel like jacob's now the king that we're all bringing things to. Well, I gave him a gift and he said, I do love the coaster. He didn't love my mace.

I like mace, but I mean, these are my weapons. Oh, your hands, his roses hand. He held up his hands. I think that's passive aggressive again. He's a passive person. He's trying to get it low. I'm saying it's going to two pieces when they get outside. Why don't you guys, you guys got to walk out on opposite sides.

I don't like being angry. I didn't want to come in angry, which is why. Turn your front upside down. I'm trying to. Tiam, maybe she was just turning around on the train, but I would have been fine doing that. I did compliment plate that. I said, this is going to go bad.

Yeah, I was steaming the last thing I heard before it finally went into the trouble was Lou going do it. And then it went dark. I mean, whoa, hey, you're ready to cut off. Do it. You got mad at the wrong Lou. Yeah, you get mad at the wrong. Lou. You got mad. Maybe you're afraid of being called racist again. Right. So you just went to tack the white man. Right. Which is actually racist on its own. I don't know. You just saw Panter recently and you know how hard they stand for white power and the way you're acting right now is not seem like you can care. The last show you were defending like he's not racist. I think he's an idiot, but he's not racist.

Yeah. Yeah. That's the last video. It's that you might be, may have some racist tendencies. It definitely doesn't like the Jewish people. I mean, they took the mic out of his hand and said, cut it. Cut it. Was he talking shit about Jews?

He did a scene call. You know, panteras, right? I know them as a band. They name it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They've been around since like the, I guess, late 80s or really nine years. I know the name, but I don't, I, if you play this song, I, I got the guy that's pantera. Yeah. Famously, the guitar player, dime bag, Darrell got shot on stage. Oh my god. You know, Ohio, when

the Pantera broke up and him and his brother started another smaller band, he got killed on stage. And know, Ohio, when the Panterra broke up and him and his brother started another smaller band, he got killed on stage and they broke up and they always said this thing. Like this guy just gives, the lead singer Panterra just gives pretty awkward, relatively racially charged speeches. But they're always into the guys like, we have fans of all Cree's and colors,

but if Black pride's okay, what's wrong with why she's gonna be like But this one was pretty on the nose. This will make Jacob feel good Jacob. You'll like my social media guy Just texted me he goes hey dude. What's going on? You're getting thousands of DMs right now from About a campaign Thousands of DMs that mean people are listening in one campaign and they want it and I'm gonna give I'm gonna get you know I'm gonna give two two cases away Wow 24

Yeah dollars all you have to do is put I'll give four I'm gonna do four all you have to do is click on 37 single on Netflix and let it run for a couple minutes I mean I'm gonna watch it tonight tonight. Yeah, I'm gonna watch it. I'm gonna test you. I'm gonna ask you about the last bit. Call me tomorrow. Call me tomorrow and test me. I'm gonna watch it tonight. I swear to God. I have any more.

I have any more. Now I just have to watch the last five minutes. I don't know if this means. The middle bits. I don't know if it's made into this special or I saw you on a late night thing, but I was on the phone with somebody. They tell how much this thing made me laugh.

And I was like scrolling through TikTok or something, but it was your joke about, it just culminated in that you'd be like the two polo shirts. Oh, that's a, yeah, I did it on the tonight show. It was a laugh I had in the heart. When he was in college, he was like four guys. We all brought home a girl. Four guys, four guys, four girls, four beds, six, was like 16 polo.

Because it was like, when I was in college, the double pop polo was still love. That was like the thing. And it was like, and I was in a fraternity where like, we loved making fun of the fact that we were like the double pop polo people. And then, yeah. And so, and then one semester I lived with, we put all the beds in one room, so it was just four of us with bunk beds. King size bunk beds we had.

And so it's like four dudes, King size bunk beds. We called the room Bunkzilla. And then we called room six where we had all the couches, because it was a better version of six we called it six a So we had six a and bunks. Oh, and there was one night when we all brought women home and it's like can you believe there's like Fucking eight of us in one room like Like and we thought it was the funny. You know, I think everyone thought of funny and it's a 16 polos. Yeah

Because all the girls are wearing the ball. But if you know when Jacob's, I'm sorry, Jacob. Jared, you're on my mind. Jared, Jared, when you, you know, if you're at the seller and you see his show going around, it's all chicks. It's all women, yeah. It's chicks, dude. It's all chicks.

And they're all between four and a half, and maybe a seven. I won't comment. I think they're all beautiful. I love all my women equally. No, I think they're all chicks. They're all hot. I mean, it's every type, too.

And it's like, yeah, I did that X-show, and they all announced their X. They came up to the mic like a downhaul meeting. I mean, the big deal with Bobby just said he goes, and they're all different types. Four, five, six, and sevens. Seven and a half. So ridiculous.

No, they're, I mean, it's funny. I know they're hot because I get like the security. They're like, oh my god. You know, like the security's freaking out when I get there for a show. Please don't give our security guards heart attacks We're losing them in tropes every day by day. That's because they they have across you from the 7-11 Little bit better than the 7-11 crew. They your crowd is fucking nuts. They're fun. They're fun. I mean like and like

The best thing is like you know Any material just go up and be fun. That's all they care. You have a girlfriend, right? No, I'm 37 single. 37 single, that's the name of the special that you're watching tonight and I'll be testing you on tomorrow. Yeah, but I thought he was lying. No, this is, you know, it's, that's hard because you go on dates and like I'm not, you know,

when do you, repeat, you know, like if you go further with someone, you know, you kind of have to like be sure, you know, if you get to a point where you're like, well, okay, I want to be with this person, you kind of have to have like a little bit of like a coming out party as far as like, oh, I'm dating someone now. Yeah, but would your fans get mad? No, no. It's very familial.

Okay. And I don't think that's the vibe. They all want to bang you. Did they all? No, it's very older brother, younger brother, that they roll their eyes at. And I'm like happy it's that way. It's a, you know, it'd be like, look at the guy Matt Rife. Like, there's just women screaming at him.

Yes, fucking awesome. Yeah, I don't know that. I think that seems like a genie-wish. That sucks, that sucks too. Doesn't that seem like a wish that you did to a genie that he took too literally? You're like, I want 30 million sold out shows with bunch of women and then it's Matt Rife's reality

where you just have like And they're not even listening to your jokes. I want guys with beers and tattooed faces to cry when you take a picture with me I want middle-aged couples that look like jib me and don't exactly right I know we got to take a break, but I'm telling you we're buddy shake Bobby's gone Bobby is gone next week and he can't have the show ends with Just a quick one. I'm sorry. It thing. Can you just say sorry, just a quick one? I'm sorry, it's a great product. And say sorry back. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

They don't mean it neither the meaner. You guys know what, I'm gonna be in trouble if we don't get these reasons. All right, bye. Read it. We'll be right back. Jared, free it every 137 and single available right now on that Flix. We'll be back, I think. It's a bonfire. Hey everybody, thanks for listening.

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