The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Stinky Trojan Horse

Episode Date: August 6, 2026

The Odyssey is a new action fantasy film written and directed by Christopher Nolan. An adaptation of Homer's ancient Greek poem and Bobby's new favorite movie. The story revolves around a Trojan horse and Jacob wonders about the smell if all the soldiers have to relieve themselves inside the structure. | Jared Leto is in the news because he is being accused of running a cult and abusing women. Bob thinks that there must be a female version of these accusations, where a woman is the cult leader. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. You see that? I see. I don't know what it is. What do you think it is? A tiny paper towel? Am I right? And now it becomes a big paper towel because you wet it. Yeah.

I used to have a little dinosaur you could put into a two-liter bottle that was empty, and it would turn into a big dinosaur through the same technology. Yeah, same technology. I am the science. Don't forget. I knew you know it was. I have 10,000 of these. I know you gave me piles of them

Did I? That's why I'm aware of what they are I love these Case I've ever had to wet it And make a giant paper towel Out of a little fucking certs When the world ends And you run out of paper towels

Oh I'll be so happy I have those somewhere I'm telling you right now Remember everybody ran out of toilet paper During the pandemic? Yeah I had a box of these thousands Did you use them? No, I had paper towels

It wasn't that crazy Yeah, it wasn't that crazy But I did I had the security of knowing that I if I did run out of paper towels There they are. I could use these. Do you remember the fucking bullshit of that?

That's like whatever product they would just say is going to run out. It's what ran out. Because then when they were like, actually the toilet paper was going to be fine and then it just wasn't a problem anymore. Remember one day it wasn't a problem anymore? Well, remember when masks were going to run out and then they were like, hey, not everybody needs to wear a mask just to people in the hospitals because they couldn't get masks. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because some stupid fucking old guy bought all the N-95 masks. 95 masks. And then we're like, okay. And then as soon as they got enough, they're like, okay, you need to wear a mask. I still wear a mask. You what? I still wear a mask every day on the bus. Why?

Smells. Well, why don't you put something? Is it smells or are you worried about getting sick? I'm worried about people's smells. B.O. is the number one offender. Number two, bad cologne. Okay. All right.

So it's better just to wear the mask. I'm happy I still have my mask. And it makes you look like you're just doing it for safety. So they just think you're a psycho. They don't think you're an asshole. I love that we're back to people wearing masks in public are psychos again. Yeah. I judge it again all over again.

I actually have a photo on my phone. I took a plane during the pandemic. A guy had a mask and then he had a SWAT helmet on with a plastic. A plastic visor. I was like, this is fucking. That's too much. And then he would lift the mask down, the visor up and the mask down to eat his little meal. I will tell you what, though.

I didn't mind. After a while, I did get a little used to the idea of always having a bandana around my neck like I was in Deaf Leopard. Which that thing stopped no germs. It made me feel, they didn't stop any germs. In fact, on planes, it was hit or miss if they would let you use it. But I just wore it every time. And then if they said I had to put a mask on, I'd put the mask on, still put the bandana over it again. So you look cool?

So I always kept it pretty cool. I didn't look cool in a mask, that's for sure. I ordered the Rock's mask. he had good masks with a little brahma bull a little silver brahma bull you ordered his brand he had a brand of mask oh my god a little silver brahma bull he sees you come a mile away you're a sucker oh i'm a fucking big sucker you smell when i'm cooking bitch i didn't get it was funny we did it long enough the mask so that people did start thinking about getting the ones it'll have like a mouth on that that's a cool mask what that's a great looking mask

look at that mask it's like a ninja mask is it that brahma bull in the side it's it's it that brahma bull in the side it's silver too it's got a little silver it's got a little flare a little pop I popped but releasing the mask is still pretty lame what do you mean releasing the mask like him stamping his thing on a mask at all stupid I disagree I'm opportunistic I'm a big fan of the fucking the rock I'm a big fan of it man he's the uh it's the rock

brother yeah yeah yeah yeah dude well the rock also had his own uh vaccine you enjoy that also did he Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, really? It's got a brahm a bull on the side of the syringe. I'll try it. So you know it's dope.

I'll fucking try it. You like my Kelly Clarkson shirt I'm wearing? I do. It looks like an Aussie shirt almost. Liz and Esty went to Vegas and they went to her live show. Really? She's doing a residency? No shit.

Esty was up that late? I think it was an early show. Oh, okay, good. And she called me, Liz called me from it. I'm like, you bitch, I want video and I want a t-shirt. And she got me the shirt, which I love. Big a video for you? you they gave me sent me three videos and god is she good from what breakaway um what was this

song no it wasn't breakaway it was so good didn't she someone said she just shit her pants was that jacob saying all right yeah she should all right whatever i mean listen was it at that show no it wasn't at that show i think was it was it one of her shows she should her pants on her show she she she was during the show she had a dude what do you mean ooh that's that's enough that's all of it right there she had muck butt yeah well she no she didn't shit in the show she went backstage and shit her pants. Okay. Yeah.

Dude, we're humans. Yeah. She's a human. That actually endears her to me that she's such a big star. Would you clean her out? Let's say it was a nutty, corny one. Yep. Would you wipe her up?

I would wipe her up and if she was like, hey, I like to keep the corn to make necklaces, I would clean the corn off. Wow. And dry it out. You'd clean the corn. And I would put the sun for it to dry out for her. And then when she felt better, I'd be like, hey, the corn's dry. Yeah. Would you do that for,

on? No, I wouldn't even, no, I'd leave Don if she should have pants. If she should her pants, you just move. I almost left her last week when she fell off that bike, you moron. Yeah. Yeah, I understand that, dude. What are you doing? You definitely can't go back to that fucking can't go back to that place where the bikes are. No, not on a bike. That was by the lake?

Dude, that was... That was by the lake. That wasn't up in Nomes. That was... No, not a Nome. That was by the lake. Oh, no, I was only saying that because if it's by the lake, you're going to see these people again. She's now the lady who got dragged by the bike. Yeah, where the And you're the guy who snapped at people that were trying to help. No, I'm the guy that got bitched out by the other guy.

Oh, yeah, that's right. I forgot. You're the guy who wouldn't stick up for himself in front of his boy. Yeah, I'm that guy. Oh, right. I'm the guy who has no confidence. You think that town's just trying to funny farm you out of there? You know what I mean?

Where they're all just like fucking, they're just being as awful as possible to meet you? You know what's weird about it is that these people all have been up there since it started. It used to be an old camp and they bought it. And you're a newcomer. They don't like you. They parceled it out, right? So the people, then they, it's generations of families. But I've been going up there for 30 years with my uncle.

But now that we own, when we walk down to the beach, it's these big cults of families. They're nice, but it's this, it's not like, they're not our type of people. Like, we don't go over and talk to him. There's one family that I like, the diamonds. He's great. Jewish. No, Greek. No?

Diamond's Greek. Jewish. No, he's Greek. Pretty sure Diamond's Jewish. I don't know. but he's Greek he's Greek 100% Greek not 100% you don't even know I don't understand

when you do this because his name's not Diamond Obolus He might have a little Jew at him he's yes whatever diamond Is maybe Diamond is Sure for something else how many different ethnicities could Diamond be Is Diamond is Diamond

Irish English and Jewish Maybe it's an Ashkenazic Surname Well maybe he's a Jewel Greek. Maybe you're right. Yeah. Can a Greek be last name Diamond?

Is Diamond the Greek last name? He might have cut it from Diamandas. Yeah, it has to be Siamondas. Yeah, it might have been Diametes or some shit. Diomites? They might have shortened it from Diamies. Oh, yeah, yeah. Dude, I saw Odyssey.

You did? Yeah. Yeah. When? I need a business. I mean, where did you find the time? I have the VC box. Oh, you watched it at home?

I watched it at home. Really? Yeah, it's not a good version of it. And I'm going to go to the theater. Why? Because I want to see it in the IMAX. We won't make this the clip. You can say, you'll pick freely.

No, it's fine. I'm going to go to the theater. You're going to watch it again? I'm in the union, the writer's union, and Sagan after, so I will go see it again. It's that good. What? I would go see it again.

Because I want to see it the way it's supposed to be done in the big theater. It is fucking great. It is? Dude, it's, it's great. And you don't even get bumped by any of the shit. that the the what's her name did you go in 40x where the seat jerkshire around slap you in the face of water

I would definitely see it there it's it's such a good movie man it's really good Matt Damon kills it everybody kills it even John Linguizamo is fucking great who does he plays Diomocles yeah I'm telling you I think that's his name I think that he's one of those it's a lot of those names

Diamond Diion Leonekees Oh we're just going with the Greek Diamond is not a Greek-class thing. It is not. Can I text him right now? Sometimes it is, yeah, Americanized form of Greeks are names like Diamantus. Yeah, it's probably Diamantus that they named Diamond just to be cooler.

No. Maybe, maybe they moved to a Jewish neighborhood as Greeks and were like, let's name it Diamond. Can't you just ask him? Huh? Can't you just ask him? I'll ask him right now. Neil Diamond's real name is Diamond. He's Jewish.

He's Jewish. So Jewish. Barry Diamond, the comedian. Jewish, I think. But it might be like what the Jews did. What? Invade Palestine and start blowing up hospitals and killing children? No, not that part.

That's what they do now. That's what I read this morning. What they did? What's your algorithm? What they used to do? What are they blowing up hospitals and committing war crimes constantly? And the leader's going to get... That was the lamest thing to be in the news, to me, at least.

I don't know. Maybe it's awesome. It was like, Mom, Don. He says he's going to try to arrest that. And he's going to war crimes when he gets here. Shut up. Sit down, Aziz. Relax.

Fucking settle down. Just get bum shoveling snow. We got you. Chill out. I know. Aziz. Yeah, he did. He wanted to arrest them for war crimes.

He just, but he actually said it. He knew he was never going to do it. He knows nothing. It's just like, that's like, look at me, look at me, shit. That's gay. Yeah, but it's also. Not in a homosexual way. in like a men having sex with men kind of way.

Relax, honey, I don't bite. Oh, Jacob's in town. Yeah, he's saying a lot of crazy shit. They asked him about Hamas, and he's like, they are definitely a terrorist organization, and so is Netanyahu terrorist committing genocide. Well, listen, I don't know, but maybe all that's true. I'm not even saying, maybe Netanyahu is a war criminal,

Maybe he is completely righteous. Either way, Mamdani was never going to arrest him in fucking New York. That's the thing I'm saying is fucking lame about it all. He's doing press conferences about how he wants to over. It's like, shut the fuck up. He has diplomatic immunity. Of course.

Wherever he go, wherever he is in America is Israel. Yes. You know what right? And his Hamas, his, what are they, what's his people around him? What are they called? Not Hamas. Masad. Masad was like, let him try

we'll fucking put a bullet through his head Oh yeah Fucking lay out there The terrified NYPD really quick I'll Krob Maga All these motherfuckers The Mossad was fucking 18 fucking copsling on the ground With throwing knives in their throats

Yeah All their phones blow up But it is funny that if you watch Because I was watching Sean Ryan And he had He had a CIA There was a CIA guy

He was a CIA guy He's just a podcast guy, like a Rogan type of dude. He was in the Delta Force. And the UFC? No, Delta Force is actually the tip of the spear. It's like you have the seals and above that is Delta Force. Yeah, buddy, I know. They don't just let Lee Marvin and fucking Chuck Norris into some old bullshit faction of something.

No, Jay. That's not. I mean, that was Delta Force in the movie, but... Absolutely, dude. It's not... First of all, they had the... I don't know if you know this, but at one point, Robert Forster and Blackface, was a terrorist.

In pure blackface. Yeah. They don't have... See Thomas Howe and Soul Man. And they don't have motorcycles with rockets on it. What? They don't. That's not true.

I swear to God... I guarantee you there's a motorcycle with rockets on it. No, you don't want to drive a motorcycle. It's kind of noisy. I think their whole thing is being stealth. Yeah, well, not if you're going to shoot the missiles from far away, like he did at the very end. I don't know if you remember at the very end, they gave us the final, the money shot where he did

use... The missiles. He used the fucking, they teased him early in the movie, I think. Yeah, they had him on the bike. And then at the end, he fucking aimed it, and then they moved and it shot.

It looked so lame coming up. It looks like when you shoot like a water rocket off your lawn the way it takes off out of the thing. It's like, it's like a firecracker that goes off and then goes. I think you can see the rope that is attached to it.

It's like riding, yes. It's like, that's what it is because it takes off like an unnatural like, it starts curving. Yeah, it's like, it's like, it's like,

it's like, uh, Oh, dude, is that good gaffing right there? That's not gaffing. What is it? It's Foley. Foley work. No, what a gaff that was.

I mean, it was a gaff if you want to make a new word. Yeah, we're gaffing the whole show. Gaff's the word. Let's gaff the whole show, baby. Dude, what a gaff we just shared. No, I watched The Odyssey, and I was totally, like, you know, they tried to make it some woke, and you're going to hate it, and how is she? it's so good and you don't even i didn't get bumped one time by anybody everybody not killed it

and you've seen this movie before the trojan's good huh were the trojans good that part the actual trojan part was the it was so cool the way he did this was it a ribbed for her pleasure are we gaffing again dude guys gaff alert gaffing j's on gaff alert today um the christine like it. The Trojan... She's just coming off a big birthday. The Trojan thing in all the other movies is this huge, massive horse that they wheel in?

Spider-Man's in it? Yeah. I don't know what's the problem? Everybody's in this fucking movie. Why is he just fucking solve whatever the thing is? He doesn't play Spider-Man. Oh. He plays Matt Damon's son. Oh, it's Christopher Nolan, so Batman's in it? No, Batman's not in it.

There's no Batman. There's no superheroes, but it's Greek mythology. So it's all bullshit still? It's all bullshit still. Gotcha. Yeah, it's all bullshit. Which was one of the points that a guy was making,

he was like, you guys are all pissed off that this guy, this trans person is playing a man when there's a cyclops in the movie. You fucking idiots. I would say, it is funny.

It's something it should be called fantasy and it's all fictitious. So why did they decide to make all of these fantasies where the, all the men are a light, like brisk walk away from their wangs just flapping around?

They all wear little, tiny, like, short skirts. They're dressed like hoars. Well, back in the day, they did wear that stuff. You didn't have pants for dudes back then? Why? Because you're going to take your shit out and take a shit. They figured out swords. Yeah, they figured out steel.

Yeah. Beautifully fucking manufactured helmets. They couldn't figure out pants? No, pants was like later, dude. Clearly. That's not your fantasy. What was I going to say? Shit.

That's not your mythology. I had a point I forget it Anyways It was the horse Oh the horse thing Because I actually watched There's a

There's another movie Called Odyssey And bring up the other movie I think it was done in the 70s Or 80s No, with Armand d'Azanti With Armand de Sante And he kind of

It's so weird Because in a lot of the scenes He has that little Like the little Cupid outfit Like I wore And it looks like he has tits He's not like in shape It's like when actors

really did they got into kind of shape they didn't get like Matt Damon lost 40 pounds to play this guy Amman Desanti didn't lose an ounce of weight and just put the outfit on and his at one point he's holding a baby and it's like it looks like he has tits do you remember were you and Lewis

were you and Lewis like friendly or tight when he was banging Armand de Sante's daughter for a little bit no really he was one of those girls that came around for like two months and was just like this Armand de Sante's daughter again like what a weird like random person I know somebody who's

banging Montel Williams' daughter for a minute. Who was that? I don't know. Somebody was banging her for a minute. I don't know. I know Jason Andor is one of the funniest, the comedian of Jason Andorrs, who's a white comedian who was in the black circuit,

who then eventually, he's Jewish, who then eventually moved to Puerto Rico to become like, you know, Hassone Unfuego, some kind of weird, like. Right. He does like aye aye, aye, yeah comedy now, even though he's like a Jewish kid from New York.

How does that go? How does it, I, I,ai, yeah, comedy go. Huh? Can I hear a little? I don't know Spanish Brie's like, he's like, Estura best et de el blanco. Ha, y, y, y, aye, y, aye. And they love it. Dude, let me tell you something. I'm going to start saying, aye, aye, aye. The one on the left.

Oh, she's hot. Yeah, well, she's actually kind of weird looking there. It's so funny. She was definitely, she was definitely, you know. Aman Asante always purses his lips in every photo, too. Even while he's acting, he does his little lip purse. You see it? Yeah. Yeah. He puts his lips. together like he's about to kiss you. His name's Armand.

A mom. Look at her. He wouldn't hug her if he knew what Lewis did to her. He goes, hey, Armand is none. You put her in the best private schools and probably took care of her with all that shit. And then she just bangs some fucking Puerto Rican with a lip ring selling tickets to her and her friends on the streets.

If we're friends of Lewis, if he ever dies, we should immediately go get him and step on his phone. Oh. If we care about him at all? Or we just let it free to the world. Like we are also. now, like, released all, so we're like, we're like, guys, we can finally tell you.

Look at this. Look at his behavior. We just start a company, and once a month we release a new photo video. And then one month it's dawn. We were all shocked. None of us could believe it. Yeah, this movie, I watched this whole movie the other night. It's on the VC.

It's so bad. You watched two odysies? Watch two odyses. Were you alone? Yeah. I've been alone for three days. Oh, okay. I come home at night, nobody's home.

The whole house is clean. It's perfect. I don't mess anything up. I just sit on the couch and I watch that the other night. And then I watched the real one. And, oh, the Trojan horse thing. Like, in every one you've seen, you've seen this movie a hundred times. Sure.

And everyone, the horse is huge. This one, it was so cool. They actually did it where they had the, the horse. horse, they got it, they were all inside of this horse for a long time. And it literally was on the beach and got like sucked into the sand and then they finally came. And what's the trans actor's name? What's it? Elliot Page. Oh, Nikki Norton. Elliot Page, the way they did it. Ellie Page is in it? Yeah. What does, she plays a, what the, what does? He, he, he He plays, sorry.

That plays. No, he. That. No, he, he likes to be called he. It plays. He, he, he, he, he, he, vitt, vit, vit, vit, that plays. A really, the role, the way they casted, he's, they show him as a little kid. It was John of Arc.

It was Amelia Earle Hart. They casted well because the man that he does play is a little man. A little lady man. A little thid. He was actually good. You don't even get bumped by it. His voice sounds deep. It was actually good.

Come on, man. You'd be nice. Do the right thing. They were in the horse. And one thing nobody ever thinks about, they had a piss in there, shit in there. They were running out of food. Well, they didn't have to. They could have just bailed on the plane.

I would have been saying that the entire time. First shit in front of everybody, I go, guys, let's just go back. We just didn't think this through. Do you think they would pick me and you to be in the horse? You don't think there would have been like a pile of rocks

with a rope that we'd have to hold and if we're heavy in the pile of rocks? We're definitely the guys had to drag the horse. Yeah, we're not going in the horse, dude. The Trojan horse actually wasn't that big, you're saying. It's not that big.

I will say it does make sense for it not to be that big because you're accepting something as a gift. You're like, I'd be afraid that would be terrible. turned away at the gates and go like we don't want this this takes up every bit of space we have why do we want a giant fucking whore like it's the whole every time they show it it's like the whole internal square of the castle is the whore i'm like well get this thing the fuck out of here we don't want

leave or leave it outside we'll check it out there's like somebody gifting you a credenza it's i don't know i have no room for a credenza it's like literally somebody gifting you a fucking uh a clydesdale yeah hey you want a clydesdale horse look how big it was it was in the other movie. It's just so massive. Yeah, there's a problem. That's a problem. Blocks everyone's view. Yeah, it takes up the whole market. You gotta kick out the tomato and the lettuce guy because that's his spot.

It's always, look it's bigger than the whole fucking place. Yeah, the one they had was it was actually really interesting the way they played the horse. And then when they brought it, they had like... Was everybody just like fucking like cheek to cheek, ass to ass, nuts to butts?

They were just, I mean, just jammed in this thing dealing with pissed shit, no food See again, why I would be saying let's go back I'm like guys, we're going to get out of here, we're going to be all delirious and covered in shit and piss and we're not going to be good at fighting. Well, the only thing that they were supposed to do is come out

and open the gates. Because the thing with Troy, you couldn't get in. Yeah. So their whole thing was go out, open the gates, hold people off, and then the army would be there, and that's what happened. I thought they'd tell it as the entire army was in the horse. No. Question? No.

Yes. In the movie, do they address like why does the horse think like the people outside they smell like who shit themselves it's an authentic horse well the guy did one of the guys they had like

and had like 20,000 guys dragging it through the sand back to the which was I'm glad they did that because in my brain I'm like how the fuck are they getting that out of the sand you know what I mean? 20 thousand of them I would have just left it I'd say not enough we can't get it out but they had

that's what I would have been saying too me and you have been those two guys I was like I just leave it here the Diamond brothers I don't think I think we're using our best stuff here. Should we put some cardboard under the wheels? Maybe we leave it for a beach monument.

We're fighting against the traction of the oceans, dragging it in. I think it looks pretty here. The sun, the ocean. Guys, we need to work smarter, not harder. Smarter, not harder. So the guy, when they brought it in, a guy went up with a sword and stuck, was sticking the sword in, and it actually hit one of the guys. They were just, like, testing it to make sure nobody was in.

Yay. Nay. Wilbur! Just yell anything. As soon as the sword hit the guy's back, they all just grabbed his mouth and held it. Don't scream, you bitch.

But it was... Don't scream, bitch. I just got stabbed with old-timey swords. They're all thick and shit. They never showed... They're all thick, fucking dense. They're not even sharp.

I know. Somebody smelled like 20 guys duty. No, they all were fucking, there was a funny skit I saw. Somebody made a skit where they were in the, there were two dudes in the horse. They were like, yeah, we've been there for a long time. It's like, hey, dude, I got a real small bladder. I'm sorry.

And he just starts peeing on the other guy's faces. I'm like, come on, man. What they should have done was they should have a human centipede and had the last guy just have his butt hole at the horse's butthole. and then it's just like they're like a functioning like they are the intestinal track so one guy's shits in the other guy's mouth then that guy's shits so all the shit gets swallowed and shit out eventually the guy at the end who definitely drew the short straw right is even though he's only eating one guy's shit eventually that last guy depending on how long they're in there right

is going to be eating they're not going to be able to go in order like that that's crazy right even when the middle guy shits first the guy behind him it gets the shit it's always ending at the last guy and then the last guy will take I can only assume horse size Trojan horse size shits and if his asshole is just like out like a little opening in like the back of the horse

and he's you'd always be like it's a really this is like a very realistic piece of art we got you and that's why you're the science that's why I am the science you're the science weird human centipeding would have uh well there wouldn't have been that problem Jacob had they chose the human

centipede instead of going in there all fucking dick to face. Are you listening to the science? Yeah, but I don't think... The science is spoke. The science spoke. No more questions. That would have been perfect, but I don't know.

Like, can you die from the smell? Of shit? Yeah, like, if... Inside a little. Ten guys are... I don't know how many are in the horse. They're all shitting in basically a 10-foot space. I might puke to death.

Can that happen? I think they're probably... They're shit. Me and Ari were talking about this other day. Why? What do you mean? Not this. about shit.

Why did this come up? Well, he was talking about... He went away to London, and you call him for this? No, we were talking, and he was talking about how homeless people, like, you, when you see, like, you know it's human shit on the street, but homeless people shit is, like, really good. No, it's not. It's the worst.

Every homeless person I've seen shit is, like, nice and form. Like, I shit, ugh. Like, Ari's like, I've never shit as good as a homeless person. And it's like maybe not eating as much, you know, makes you shit better. Like the food, we eat so much breakfast, lunch, dinner, all the food we eat. Maybe that shit, our shits are never really good. You should go on like a bum diet. That's what I'm thinking.

Just like just eat stuff that's like left in wrappers, like wherever's left in wrappers. The leftover diet. Exactly. It's like you open up someone's like McDonald's wrapper, but it's because they don't like onions or pickles. Just a little pile of ketchupy onion and pickles. If you just eat that, your shit's to be nice. You can only eat stuff that has bites taken out of it. Yes.

Fiberous. Lewis and I can attest that we smelled homeless duty in Austin, and it's worse than anything. And now, so magnify that inside or contained horse. You're not talking about the smell. I'm talking about the formation. The loaf itself. But why do you care about if they're regular or not?

I'm saying the smell. Because the loaf. The loaves are beautiful. The loaf of a homeless man is a gritty, they always have good loaves. When you see, When you see shit on the street, you know that's human shit. I will say, I've never felt as satisfied after a dump,

I assume as when I've seen videos or whatever of homeless people taking shits. Like when they're done, it does. I'm like, that's all of it. Yeah. All of it came out. And it's also because, and will I say this, a lot of homeless people do, I know it's a little thing to say they're a little hoity-to-dy, and a lot of homeless people will shit Japanese style.

Squatting. Yeah. That's the way we're supposed to shit. We're not supposed to sit. I know the homeless did figure that out. Well, we are supposed to squat and shit. Mocko, you can attest to this. And eat fucking fish bones and whatever.

Yeah. But I think you're missing the poem. I'm saying, I'm concentrating on the smell and you're saying, oh, if I was in the horse with you and I watched you shit, I would say, oh, but that's a beautiful log. Can I tell you why? You look regular, Bobby. Back then, what they were eating didn't have all the preservatives and the corn syrup and the enriched flowers. back then they were eating regular stuff like goat meat shit

probably once a day I'm saying they're shits have you ever shit where it's perfect fluffy loafy and it doesn't smell almost exclusively okay there you go so you would be the perfect guy

to be in the Trojan horse not in years they'd have to weigh you and then smell your shit before you got in the horse I think my body is now adapted to when I sit on the toilet I don't even

unless it's like it's an emergency have to go to the bathroom I'll almost purposely not push at all and just hit that bidet first and just get it all wet up there. Let's just get the pipes going. You mine your asshole. I mine it. Yeah, you water mine it. Immediately.

Yeah, I don't do that because. And then the fun's like trying to hold it from coming out while the thing is still out shooting the water. And then you hit stop and then you hear it retracting. You're like, come on, get back and back. And then you can go, blah. I like doing the first one and then getting the other one that doesn't want to come out. I do that a lot. Well, sometimes that's my second trip in.

Just trying to get that one little nug. When I get that little... I'll say, what, that nug would possibly not come out until the next day without even causing you a problem. Yep. Where it doesn't even slow your day down at all. But when you get it out, you're like, that's awesome. Yeah. Because that was it.

That was the last couple. But the problem with that is that you can't stick around with the water too much because then you'll walk around and some of it's in there and I got to go back in and release that water. I've never held onto the water like that. because I... You haven't trained your asshole like me. No, no, I think I have where it's like I know how to... I know everyone doesn't like this term. I blossom.

I kind of bloom and let the water come out. I hate... I bloom a little. I hate that. I hate it. But I'll tell you what, if you bloom is the best way to take the water in. My asshole. If you push out a little tiny bit and you feel like your butthole starts that pucker is somehow,

even though it feels in your mind, I feel like I'm tightening the whole. by doing that in some weird way because it's pushing and then uh but for some reason that's how the water shoots up there the absolute best and then when you feel it in your tummy you're like I'm doing good my asshole I've trained to

like almost sip it like a Puerto Rican girl at a fountain yeah just like over like in the middle of the arc right just like that yeah I can open it and and then I can shut it down and kind of swallow a little bit of it but the fact that you can leave with water still up there is surprising to me

well I don't know why it happens but it does happen well i'll go walk around and i gotta go i i swallowed a little too much water yeah yeah you gotta throw up a little bit yeah i'll go throw up a little water christian is they is it cold in here i'm hot why am i hot you almost drowned your asshole i'm hot i don't know what was it all the way down well we're talking about all the sexy as shit yeah i didn't think of that i'm thinking homer Homer didn't think through the Odyssey now. I never contemplated. This isn't his.

This is a woman. There's a woman author rewrote the Odyssey. He used her version. And she talks about making, like having to shit inside the horse. Yeah, this is not that odd. This is a... This ain't your granddaddy's gay-ass Odyssey. This is different, dude.

There's fucking Duke in this one. This is a different book. Yeah. This is a remake of that book by a woman. The women all have landing strips. They all have landing strips. strip pubs. It's fucking great, dude.

Breast implants, this is a different Odyssey. This ain't your old fucking dumb-ass Odyssey you grew up with, Armand de Sante. This is different, dude. This is guys swinging dick. Black Spartans. No dicks. But black Spartans. They have a black queen.

There we go. Twins. They did twins. Oh, I don't remember seeing that on Mount Olympus. No. Yeah, what's her name? Emily Wilson. Yeah. She rips apart the film.

says she'd be ashamed to have written the script. Well, that's where he took it from. And she hates it. She hates it, yeah. I love that. I'm telling you right now, it's such a good movie. But she just, it's a translation of it, though. She didn't rewrite it.

Yeah, it's a translation, but it's her translation of the book. It's not his. It's not the original. It's a poem? Yeah. Whatever it is. His poem. No, it's a book.

It's an epic poem. It's a, yeah, it's like a book. Bay Wolf? A poem? Yeah. An epic poem. And it's not... Say epic poem again.

Christine. It means long. Christine back off, right? Just means long. Epic? Oh, really? Would that explain my epic weiner? Yeah.

We've got epic dicks. Yeah? What does with mean? Mondo. I have a Mondo weiner. That means wide. I have a Mondo epic cock. We all wish.

I think it's Mando epic. Yeah, there was not really that much sex in it. But everybody in it was great. There wasn't that much sex. Christopher Nolan, you let me down again. I noticed that in Batman there was also no sex or nudity. Wait, this guy sucks. Was there sex?

Inception's all about dreams. No pussy. I did watch a movie the other night. It was a French werewolf movie. Why? I don't know. It was three hours long, too. Were you shaving your legs during that?

I don't know. It was a werewolf movie, a French werewolf movie. Black and white? They had a lot of sex in that one. No, it was color. A lot of nudity? But it wasn't a werewolf. It was actually, at the end of the movie,

somebody went to Africa and got baby tigers and trained one of the tigers to attack people, and then they just put like a costume on it. I will say, you don't have to train tigers to attack people. Well, they trained it to not attack them, I think. Gotcha. Yeah, domesticated for them, and it set it free on the world. They trained it to just, hey, come here, like that.

It was the dumbest three hours in my life. But I couldn't stop. I had to find out what the fucking wolf was. It wasn't a werewolf. It was just a tiger. He's saying this is, he's calling this an Oppenheimer prequel. I guess it is technically. What this?

No, it's, it's the Times critic is saying that it's like, she's saying that. That's not from Christopher. God, damn, you will defend Christopher Null until you're fucking nice breath. It's just one thing about her. I fucking hate. Yeah, it's a good movie. I went in it like thinking like,

this is gonna fucking be weird. Not one, I wasn't bumped once. Not one time. I would watch that this weekend with my dog just to like kill time, but... Go see it. I don't see it. I can't.

Oh, you can't? No. Why? Oh, you don't have three hours to kill? No. It's a long movie, dude. Yeah. I was up till five.

Five in the morning, yeah. I didn't know it was that long. I just thought it was going to be like an hour and a half, two hours maybe. Why didn't you just stop it? I don't know. It was so good. I just kept watching it.

Was it? Well, I mean... You thought you were falling asleep and it's like, everyone's duking on each other. You're like, hang on. Let me go make some microwave popcorn. I'm going to finish this, actually. You know what?

I'm about to finish this, I think. And I'm glad the ending could have ended. You know when movies end and it's all... They just fucking make it like the hero wins but doesn't win type shit? It's the ending you like, good. By the way? Yeah.

You did a pretty great move also. And I've noticed... Oh, I love compliments. It took a while for me to figure out what you've been doing. I love compliments. You've done it great. Yeah, what's up? You have everything to crossing your arms to block your shirt to jumping into a three-hour long poem, The Odyssey.

Epic. Epic poem, The Odyssey. All to distract because we were about to dig into Kelly Clarkson shitting her pants. Listen, here's the thing about this. And you go, I watched The Odyssey, everyone in the Trojan Horse, was ass to mouth and they were all shitting on each other. And then you know that gets me. You know my subjects.

You know my passions, dude. You got to get me talking about something else. Kelly Clarkson, dude, I love that she's so honest. On stage, she said this. On stage in front of a live audience. It's got that young Jenny McCarthy thing, though, that I don't like, where it's like the, you know what I mean? Like, sometimes I eat my boogers, whatever.

It's like, just shut up. Don't say that. You don't have to do that. I'm a regular person. my buggers. I don't know. I think, I think Kelly Clarkson right now is probably one of the best pop singers out there, and she's

also adorable, and she's also hilarious. What? You are smitten, dude. I am smitten. Hilarious. Manifesto. Kelly Clarkson reveals she... Hilarious.

She once destroyed a trash can while pooping backstage. Dude, if a comic was going to describe it, we'd use destroy. trash can. Those are good words. Destroyed's pretty linked to... Destroyed. Destroyed about with shitting. Dude, I destroyed a trash can. I destroyed a bathroom.

It's pretty good. She's shit in a trash can. You know she has a dressing room. She just went backstage and shit in a can. How do you not love her? She's an animal. How do you not love her? She pulled down her wranglers and just shit in a can. Oh my God. She didn't wipe either. She probably wiped. She has an assistant with baby wipes somewhere. Hang on, while I'm standing over this can

I'm going to wipe. No, she walked with fucking doo-doo butt. For at least a little bit to get to an actual bathroom. Well, maybe, but she probably has a different outfit she put on. She's not a savage. She's not a savage. She's not a savage. She's shit in a trash can.

No, she's a fucking down-to-earth person that cares about people and is a beautiful voice. She's a drunk. She's not a drunk. She doesn't drink. That's drunk behavior. That's not drunk behavior. That is fat, little chubby girl behavior. Maybe she ate a little too much at the craft services.

Who eats before a show? Maybe Kel. Shut up, Jacob. You're an asshole. She probably just had a little snack. She had the run backstage for. a quick change, grab this poor trash can, and boy, I destroyed it.

It was bad. You were backstage for a quick change. There's a bathroom somewhere. She said it was, so it wasn't at her talk show. It was at an arena show. Yeah, she was doing an arena. And she called it a lettuce shit. I got some kind of wrecked up from some kind of food, wrecked up. Yeah.

And I literally, we were in an arena. I shouldn't tell the story, but I like said, I don't have a filter. Good. I had to run backstage. To my quick change, I grabbed this poor trash can and I, boy I destroyed it it was bad it was bad Clint Eastwood and we might have to edit this out but I'm just saying it happens what are you supposed to do sure yeah I'm just saying keep it to your

that story's enough yeah that there's the sexuality of Kelly Clarkson is gone now not for me it makes it makes it mix it makes it me in that video because she winks at me in that video I go beat it turds you think she winked because she's like I just shit my pants yeah get out of here loaf hey guys I know something you don't she says in the article no guy would ever be with her if they smelled it or something like that yeah I mean look

I mean I would I mean I would have been throwing up you try to bottle it I would have thrown up but watch when she tries to do this again I love it I don't want this what God

she just looks constipated to me now something wrong with your eye you fucking pig what's wrong with you no that's right when she realized she had a shit yeah her I went, oh. She's like, oh, she goes, I get a fucking turtle prairie right now.

Play it again? Can I see it again? Yeah, she winks, she laid out a little fart. Oh, that was probably her little fart when she winks. Oh, I fucking love it. Don't ruin the wink, dude. Don't ruin the wink. That was her letting a little air escape thinking maybe that would buy her another 20 minutes.

That was just like, oh, I'm like, oh. She goes, and then she went, no, no, no, no, it's like right there. It's right there. That was her little tail sticking out. Right on that way. A little something. Like a little, like a sliver just came out of like the, all those tight lines. Yeah.

Like a little fucking, like Play-Doh piece came out. Yeah, she felt it tap her nylons. Her toes curled a little. Can we talk? I wanted to get in this right away with the Jared Leto stuff. He's a lot of accusations. I saw a piece of the documentary. But I say, I want to be, I told the outside, too.

Yeah. I want to be, I want to listen to both sides of this, and I'm going to say why. I immediately, Jared Letto is a great example of a person. Like, what, everything about him that I go, ugh, ick, are all things that I actually am probably just envious. He's a fantastic actor. Gorgeous. He's handsome, in shape, all the time. And then he even does the fucking stupid, I'm going to start a band, and they're huge.

Band first, correct? No. No. No, because he was like on my soul of life. Sure, maybe in the way they say Johnny Depp was a musician first, like I guess, but no one knew he was. Didn't it become popular, like, famous, famous from that song first? No.

He was famous before that. He was like, he was an A actor, but not like, in crazy, he was in that one, like, I love the first thing I remember him from when he was young. I know he was on TV shows and stuff, but it was a movie where he did with Danny Glover. And Danny Glover, one of those two, one of the two of them were a killer. I forget what it was, but like he's a doctor or something. Jared Leto. He was like a young doctor. But I just always thought he was a good actor.

He's obviously handsome as all hell. He's just gorgeous. And then so you know, like, his life has just been a series of, like, having to, like, spin-kick pussy off of him, you'd assume. He's what Josh wants to be. Right. So when you hear the demise, when you hear it's like he's an awful guy who does his terror. And by the way, also, hateable enough when you see him, even his fashion, you're like, oh, dude, fuck you. Showing up to a thing wearing lace fucking gloves.

And then you're like, you know what? It's just because I wouldn't think I could pull that. Do you get what I'm saying? I watched a video of him at a restaurant eating just like little slivers of peppers. And then they got him a blanket to put over his shoulders because it was a little chilly at the restaurant. So then he has just the blanket. It's like, fuck off, dude. Yeah.

Just want you put a shirt on? Stop wearing a cape. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, but at the same time, you're like, he's in his world, pulling it off. Would you ever think to ask for a blanket at a restaurant outdoors? I sure do. No, I wouldn't. But he, yeah, but I'm saying so everything, so I start to feel like every of my prejudging

comes from pure jealousy. Envy, jealousy, yeah. So let's see if he did it. Well, Jared Leto himself says, let me see a sexy face while I read this? I have, no, no, I have never sexually assaulted anyone amid new allegation. These claims are categorically false. I'm looking in those eyes. I believe them.

Well, one of the girls was 17. Yeah. And she told him he was 17. She also said that my father is in law enforcement. Okay. And they were talking about the legal age in California

and she let them know, I know it's 18 because my dad's in law enforcement. Is it 18 in California? 18 in California. She goes, it's less in New York. She said, yeah. Weird. Because we're better.

What the fuck does that mean? We have hotter young chicks. Oh, my God. We've got to bring that down a little. Holy shit, I have a daughter out there, Bobby. I know. But, yeah, so she was saying that she went to a party with him at Chateau Mon. Is that what's called?

Yeah. And it was all his friends. And there's a documentary coming on that place, too, by the way, all the fucking nefarious shit that went on. Really? Really? Good table bread, though. It's all rock and roll bands and singers that they used to go there because it was the only place that you could go. And he goes, there wasn't threesomes.

It was 12sums. Really? Oh, you'd just be walking. Oh, that's right, because you could stay there. You could stay there. And they were like, dude, you'd walk up and just one of a, they wouldn't say it in his name. You'd be like, you just see a famous guy getting a blowjob on the stairwell and be like, what's up, man. What?

What years was that? Because that's not what happened when I went there. When I went there. You got eggs Benedict? I thought it was going to eat. You could smoke outside. Yeah, you can still smoke. Yeah, it was pretty crazy back in the 80s, early 90s.

That place was the place to go. And all rock and roll people went there, bands to go and fuck. The documentary looks really good. Food was good there. But yeah, she was there with them, and he was with all his friends. I think what he did was he... A motel bathroom? A motel.

He got a lot of these girls in a weird way. What bothers me about him? Check into a motel? What bothered me about him is that he's so good-looking. He's so famous that he doesn't have to send somebody out into the crowd to get some girl. You know what I mean? Is that what it says happened? That's what the girl said, that someone came up and said, hey, he saw you and he would like to meet you.

And then they said where they're going to meet, and then she went and met him and his friends. I do. I mean, the amount of like, like, you think he would marry the girl that he said, I have to meet this woman from seeing her from the audience because exactly when he gets off stage he's going to walk back and the the cute girl who comes in to fill the sodas in the fucking fridge would go like, do you want me to wipe sweat off your dick, sir?

He doesn't take a step where there's not a girl going like, yeah, I mean, he's one of the, I bet when he walks by the fat black lady's security guards are even like, all right. You think Liz blew him? Oh, I'm just a little. You think Esty? Esty would suck his Absolutely

Esty would fucking drop to her knees And jaw that thing Jared, hold my WWE Ferris Leslie Jones Hold my hair You hold my hair Motherfucker

Take a beadie of this Yeah I think That was what's funny dude When you see these girls That he hooked up with That are accusing them I guess when they were young They might have been cute

but they're all just dumpy chicks now. Yeah, well, that's also the thing, too, is like they say all this kind of stuff is, like, not about, like, getting hot chicks. I mean, if you look at the thing, I mean, like... One of the chicks that he was with was a cute little Mexican girl, and now she's just a fat little taco lady. You know what I mean?

Well, dude, that's... She's like, he took me back to the room. Well, I got to say that, that is probably... This is fucked up. I know this is fucked up, but I'm saying it. But especially... Let's go on the idea when they make these documentaries He said, innocent and proven guilty, we'll say, right?

And that is the thing like... That's what we're supposed to do, by the way. No, I know, but even like the thing like the Marilyn Manson, I think had a lot of these where it was like... And then, uh, Marri... Like, I wonder if Marilyn Manson's watching that, and they go... I thought you were going to be a Chinese star at me. No, he's just like, no, I didn't...

Even if his mind's going, like, I didn't do anything to that woman in art there. He goes, oh, God, look at her now. It's always like a morbidly obese lady. He's like, and that's what my... In the back room and told me he's never seen any one of his beautiful as me. had to chase me. And he's like, oh, God, please. He's begging.

Please, someone show a picture of her when she was at the concert. It's years ago now. Yeah, they, it's, do you have to go on Facebook and look how many bullets we dodged? You ever go back on Facebook? Oh, God.

I almost, that would have been a nightmare. If I didn't wear a rubber that night, fuck. My, like, right after a high school girlfriend is like, I think looks every bitter age. There was a girl I was in love with that looks like my mom. mom now.

One of my girlfriends are like, fuck, dude. This would have sucked. No, it is. It is pretty fucking hilarious to see that. Yeah. But he again, like, so he's got, if he's doing this stuff, I mean, that's a real picture. Like, he's a broken dude. He's a sex cult.

It's like, oh, surprise, surprise guy that ran sex cults doing weird stuff sexually. And I think he doesn't think there's anything wrong with fucking teenagers. Can I ask a question? Can I ask a question? Why become hugely successful? in a band and as an actor and be a millionaire and be gorgeous and have long beautiful hair what's the what's the point of being that getting all that if you can't just fuck a lot

because that's not he's over fucking a lot are you supposed to are you supposed to not do weird sexual stuff well yeah but the thing is when maybe when it's going that great yeah when it's going that great the thing is like what's the next thing is like Charles Manson like kill for me. One of the girls was like, you know what I mean? You have to do something like more like that's what it is. It's like now it's like you can't just be like I can fuck anybody. Now I need like a bunch of women around like literally worshiping me.

And then it's like, well, let's see how far they'll go worshiping. One of the girls said that he was weird because I was 17 and he was making me call him daddy. And I was like, I've done that. What? I've done that. What? I've made a girl call me daddy. Why?

I mean, look, she was 48, but I've made her do it. No, I believe that. But even like any, if a woman's older, younger than me, anything, just with the line, Daddy does nothing form. Yeah, the Daddy thing. I guess it's because I'm a father of a daughter. Yeah. Like, that just doesn't strike me in any kind of sexual way at all.

He was 30-something, and she was 17, and she was, like, calling him Daddy. He wanted that, which was, and then there was another girl he was into squirt. He's like, do you squirt? He was really trying to see if she squirted. I guess he was into some squirt and stuff. That's pretty cool. Yeah, you like that. That's a chill.

Yeah, it's chill. I mean, but here's the thing, though. When are they going to come out with a documentary? When is the documentary going to come out of a famous woman who's sexually abused men? Because you know. What happened? We know. We know.

We know it's happened. We know. It's teachers. It's teachers fucking students. Now, we know famous women that have done crazy shit. Do I? I'm just saying that for the camera so we can get some clicks. Oh.

I'm influencing. Tune in next week when we start naming names. Yeah. Next week when we name names. I'm looking at you, Diane Keaton. I'm looking at you, Olivia Newton, John. I know you're dead, but it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Your crimes still live on.

The people you've hurt still deal with the pain every day. Oh, NJ. Sally Fields. Oh, you bitch. Sissy Spac. The people you've left in your dust and your wake. No, but there are, there has to be women things. Slampinelli.

I mean, my point is just being, even if you said yes, even if you agreed at some point in the middle of it, you feel like you're being abused. Just teasing. You're actually 10 years older there, and she's... No, but there has to be a woman,

famous person, actress, singer, who's done, a comedian, who's done... Who's done... Whoa. No. No, that have taken advantage of younger people underneath them and made them do stuff. I'm just saying.

Here's say. It can't be just all men. Women are pigs, too. Of course. And women get power and like sex and like dirty stuff. It's not just, it's not guys are just the dirty pig. No, no, I agree. There's women that are dirty.

It's just the problem. The problem is, like, even with the power dynamic thing, it does, it's not like, if you're the CEO of a place sitting in your desk and you're like not a very like good looking guy you're like fine average looking at best whatever and a beautiful fucking like cleaning lady comes in

you start really throwing like hard like hey we should fucking hey you want to hook up you know it's like you're probably going to get in trouble it might work out maybe the girl is like attracted to you and you have that she's being hoary in that moment and you go for it It's my genre on porn, by the way. Real maid walks in. I like that, too.

Oh, you like that one? It's not real most of the time, though. I know. But they do good acting. Sometimes. Yeah. And they give you the story, which I like. You do love story.

I like when the door opens and they, oh, I know. But the point is, the odds of more of, like, a female CEO who's, like, again, average together, body's fine. And the guy comes in to, like, fix a chair in her office. And she was like, do you want me to suck your dick or you want to fuck your dick? or you want to fuck me over this thing? Like, you got probably like seven out of ten shot of the guy being like... There's...

Yeah, and the other two of the three percent that's left is not him turning it into a fucking, like, civil case or anything. You're going CEO. I'm going actress. I'm going singer, musician, comedian. There's got to be... Keep hammer that comedian. Well, I'm just saying there's got to be...

There has to be. I would love to see that documentary go do the research. There's got to be guys. Here's the problem is guys will never, ever, guys don't feel abused. Guys feel like, oh, it was just an experience.

You know what I mean? Sex. Right. Guys don't feel abused. It's like, there's no guy I think I was taking advantage of. I think Bill Burr said it to me best. We were in a car ride one for a long time ago. Anthony Cooney is a racist. It always stuck with me when he said it

because I was like a good. And it wasn't about like, it wasn't about sexual abuse or anything. It was talking about the decision of sex, basically. It's more of how I remember the conversation, just about the idea of, yeah, but it's always kind of like more intimate to the woman because they're the ones getting fucked.

You're fucking. And I was like, you're putting your thing in something, but they're like accepting something. And it's like... Dude, their vagina, dude, it's inside them, dude. It touches their liver, dude. It goes all the way in their hot, dude. Connect to their hot bone.

Dude, they're hot, dude. Your penis is like a... It's like a... It's like a missile, man. There's nothing to getting in there. I think women can turn off that thing and just like fuck because they want to fuck. That doesn't like blow my mind at all. I'm saying abuse-wise, though, is still going to be more.

It's like the guy like abusing a woman. It's like putting things inside of her, making her do whatever. And if a woman's abusing a guy exactly that, it's like, eat my pussy or get hard and fuck me. It's like all these. It's just always hits the ears different. There are guys out there who have done stuff with women because they were. They had to. Of course.

Well, they thought that it would get them something. Right. I mean, that's why. You know, if you girls do it, you think it's going to get you something. Or it's like, look, you do this or you're going to lose your job. You're going to lose something. It's not you're going to get something.

You do this or you're going to lose something. There has to be those stories out there. Of course. But I would love to see a document. I would love to, I mean, you know. Reader Rudner. I know you'd love us to be as awful as you guys are, but we're just not. Christine, first of all, you are.

I know he really I'm gonna hire one of these journalists to fucking go on you to find out about you I bet there's a couple of comics at Skankfest that got in I think Brett Butler was a rapist

Where's my camera? Brett Butler It's right there Your crimes will never go away I mean like they took out Ellen for being They take out women for being assholes

Mean Mean Yeah But there has to be Something somewhere Where a woman did something Well, again, when you read the story, you're like, I don't know. Like, do you remember Lizzo when people came at Lizzo?

Oh, for fatness? No, no, no. Oh, sorry. Yes. Okay. But no, the big story on her was like she took her. It sounds to me, again, bring the story up, and we'll talk about when we come back. But it sounds to me like she took her crew, like to her background dancers and the crew when they were in Amsterdam to one of the live sex shows.

And was like, like, teasing, like, her crew. And like, we didn't want to watch that show. It's like that kind of shit. It's like, so we were like abused and it's like, yeah. It sounds like she's like saying like let's have to do a fun stupid thing and some people are up tight.

Like, okay. Yeah. Relax. But like... But maybe she fingered people for all I know. But there's definitely a situation somewhere where... You want that so bad. I would like to see,

because it seems to me... You're wondering when no one's ever just sexually abused here. You could go... You could probably take out any famous singer. You could take out... You could take out the guy from the red hot chili peppers, the lead singer of Aerosmith.

All these guys have allegations. All these guys lived in a time when they, this stuff was crazy. No allegations. The guy of the red hot chili peppers, I think in his book was like, she was 16 long and lean. I was 39 and looking fine. He's really like, you don't give a shit.

He went to the parents and had them hand of a custody. Is that true? That's true. Anthony Keatis? No, that's fucking disgusting. What? Is that real? He went to the...

Is that what Californication is? This is allegedly. He went and had them give custody to him, so he was her legal guardian. Duba, living with your daughter. She's going to pack her back and live with me till she is 18. That's when she's ripe on the vine. California. Oh, it says we're mixing up Anthony Keats with Stephen Tyler.

Well, Stephen Tyler has allegations now, too. But about the taking custody of the 16. your home. Oh, was it Stephen Tyler? Okay, yeah. He's got stuff. So, but you could, if you wanted to, I think you could go back and take out any of these guys in bands. You could take out Motley Crew. Money, the girl that went on Stern years ago, one of those things was like, I got gang banged by the Allman Brothers backstage when I was 15. And she's like, but she's like, it was awesome. So for that reason, and then when it looks into it at all, it's also a bazillion years, it's too late now, but I mean like

so it's like but the almond brothers are psychos for doing that yeah yeah Jimmy Page lived like a live with like a 13 year old or something yeah

Jimmy Page is that's what I don't understand I'm like was it just like it seems like back in the day high schoolers like 16 year olds being around like that was just way more accepted and normal

in a completely different way than it is there's a video online and it's outside at a Judas Priest concert and they're interviewing all the fans and it's like these dudes this is the most heterosexual sexual thing I've ever been a part of.

Halford is Cock Rock, getting pussy doing drugs. And this guy is sitting there going, fucking Judas is the best man and he's hanging with this chick. And they were like, how old are you? And she's like 15. And he's like, how old are you? He's like

22. And like nobody cared back then. I mean, I would have loved to hang out with my favorite bands when I was 15, 16 years old. Like, I would have, if I was hot enough to be a groupie, I would have been right there. You weren't hot enough to be a group. No. You'd be surprised if you're sucking in fucking you'll get back there or so I mean these weren't like hot ass band you're talking about you wouldn't go meet like penny wise You could definitely gone backstage that shit

Our rest of each girls are so hot It doesn't matter but if you were going like by the way I'm gonna become a pin cushion for Cox You'll get back there are all pin cushions too No Some of the hotter ones be a little discerning maybe If you say I'll just take any in all comers you're good to go We gotta take a break I know

We gotta take a break before Jacob tries to jerk us off. Yeah, absolutely. Who's that girl? Who's the comic? Who's got the Netflix show now? I don't know. All of them?

Leanne Morgan. Okay. I heard she has a harem of 15-year-old boys at her house. Look into it. I call it Morgan Gate. Morgan Gate. Nikki Glazer raped Ryan Hamilton. It's absolutely true.

It's true. You heard it here first. That's why he became... He wasn't a Mormon. He is now. Face your accuser and accept your face. Doesn't Jacob have to watch you masturbate to completion twice? Absolutely, he does.

We're going to keep that on the calendar. I might make it as Christmas present. Oh, that's good. I might go back to back so the second load's not so big. I don't want to cover the poor guy. Make sure you check out bigjadcom.com and check out all his podcasts. And make sure you go to punchup.com. Robert Kelly for all my dates.

Enjoy the pre-record tomorrow. Enjoy the pre-record. And we will see you guys next week. Until then, keep on a crackling. Oh, I like that. Thank you.