The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Storytime Bob & Adventure Hats

Episode Date: November 14, 2025

Jay goes on The Joe Rogan Experience and gets into his good graces by mentioning the comet that was in the news. | Bobby fancies himself a storyteller and wants to pursue that unfunny genre. Jay tries to discourage this cringy career change. | Jacob has always thought that he was an adventurer on the inside and wants a hat that reflects his inner Indiana Jones. Bob and Christine also want to adopt new headwear but not the personas that go with it. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

and now the bonfire with big j o'cerson and robert kelly last night i went down to the stand yep and i saw sean donnelly and dan st germane and i went over and i checked this i checked this glass i go this isn't booze is it dude you're not on the sauce because it was just a comet i know you're preparing to be worshipping some kind of uh fucking green god right now but But it was just a stupid comic. It was a comet with uncanny amounts of nickel. Big deal, huh? That's big.

Not for a meth head. Nickel. Copper and nickel, though. I'll tell you. The valor I stole, though, because I remember a few times in here, I told Sean this, Sean, when he was in here, mentioned Avi Leeb. Yeah, Avi Loeb.

Avi Loeb. Yeah. And I'm guessing, too. I think it's what it is. I think it's loweeb. It's L-O-E-B for sure. Yeah, Harvard Scientist. Yeah, Avi Loeb, I suppose.

And when we were sitting in Rogan's studio on the show. Avi Lebe to you, because he's Jewish. Leeb. Lebe. In Rogan Studio when we were doing the show, when I looked over to a stack of books, and one of them was by Avi Loeb. I go, oh, I just a friend of mine

was just talking about him doing the whole thing about the comet and stuff. Turn him right into the comic conversation. Got him right into the comic conversation. Me, I solidified my sphere, for sure for sure i got a parking spot now you know it's so funny because i was you know he you know when you sometimes you crack a joke on there and he and rogan be like no that's not true and you're like oh no no i was kid you know what i mean but you can't because he's so

talk so like deep about stuff yeah i was listening to him and elon musk was just on and elon is a he loves joking he cracks jokes too oh and he uh hail little hitler he's like but it's all jokes like hilarious look you're not going to get this guy to say it's not hilarious it's all it's all like like almost like street jokes or analogy jokes he's like it's like the analogy he goes you know like sausage in government you know you love them but you don't want to see how they're made right and then it was just a little quick little joke and uh grogan went no man i i i make sausages. I make elk sausage. It's made

really good. You could see you and go, no, I know, I was, it was just like a little, you know. I was so, excuse me? No, no, no, I make sausages. My sausages are elk meat and just peck, he goes, it's just pepper and spices

and elk meat. So there, that's how it's made. You need some fat. Just like government. I was like. Anything else? Genius? Anything else Space man Anything else there

fucking rocket boy It was It was pretty interesting Because Elon does If you listen to the podcast He's cracking a lot of the His jokes, his humor Is all analogy-based humor

It's all nerd humor It's not the forum for it man No I did the club all weekend Mothership Which great audiences are fucking Fantastic It is interesting though

It is a place You're selling out But like You know Dave Smith point of that you got to start when you're doing that club you got to tell your fans rush to get tickets to get tickets because you can still tell at its best dude 70 30 people that know you that don't it's like the seller it's like my Tuesday night you can tell when like fans are there yeah yeah yeah but most of the time the front row it's the world yeah they just came in for well it's like where are you from

Taiwan where you from Germany where you from Bangladesh where you from Poland it's like they're just there because it's that the not-American room that's a wacky front row it's a it's a crazy front one night I was there it was no fans it was just the world looking back at me that's tough I don't do great always in front of the world I do good in front of like some world I can even do pretty good sometimes with three-quarters world as long as there's a quarter of me in that room there's some Jersey and some Long Island some Philly just some just some some factory work in truck driving motherfucker who likes the shit I say.

But the club is great. The staff there is great. They treat you awesome. It is, but I will say, I just, the only thing that I would do differently, which means nothing. Ooh, hot topic. It's awesome the amount of security that is there

to make sure everyone's okay. And the fact that everyone who has to stamp your hand and check your ID could murder you with a hand tied behind their back. I think they're trained to do so. the face The face shouldn't show that I think when you're walking to a comedy club

It's weird Just to look up at a guy goes ID please or else I mean their eyes say or else Don't give me your ID Every guy there shouldn't feel like this guy Taking his ID could him humiliate him In front of his girlfriend

You know what I mean? Hey little fat man Give me your ID Is this lady with you? What happens if trouble pops up I don't know I guess it's your problem Get in there, enjoy yourself. Have a good night.

They just whispers in your squats. They're just, yeah, everyone's face is just like... You do a little couple squats, you work that out. Your face, like lines over here, ID. Everyone looks so serious. Yeah, you can't just work your arms. You've got to work your fur arms, too. Your forearms are right.

I love it. When I show up, because that's my... God, if I could live life over, I would just be one of those fucking Delta-Seal team. At least I'd try. Hang on, let me just prep- Let me preference this I would try I mean, of course I'd probably ring the bell

If I could do it all over again If I could do it all over again I would do the hardest fucking thing in the world Ah, dude, I love listening to those fucking guys Man, they're just Fucking men You know, I've been This is buried in mud for three days

This is weird You know, a lot of those guys come back Fucked up They come back No, the adrenaline They're adrenaline, that's their drug you know a lot of these guys have addiction type personalities addict type personalities so when they get in there that that adrenaline dump of going somewhere where you might be killed and then when they come back

and they hear birds chirping and shit and they're raking leaves they're like i got to fucking kill somebody so there was one guy that came back and it was i was against it because i'm not really into it he became a storyteller i know i can tell my face He's a, I know, dude, he tells stories. He's a storyteller. I know. He's an ex-Navy seal that became a storyteller. And that's when I felt myself feeling more comfortable,

covered in the blood of those towelheads. We're going to take a quick break. I'm going to take a piss. You guys mold that over? He tells stories on his podcast, and he does it on TikTok and Instagram and stuff. TikTok. And, uh... Hey guys, you never forget to smell the inside of a body.

All right, peace, piece, smash that, the subscribe button. No, it's not that story. He tells, like, uh, like one story he told, which I was like, let me give this a shot. And he gets, he's a guy, he's a guy, he, the guy was like, tell us a story. So he's like, okay, there was this, uh, family, uh, that a father and two daughters and the mother and the mother passed away really, uh, suddenly from cancer. So all of a sudden the girls, you know, had no mother, blah, blah, blah, and, uh, and, uh, One day the girls got a Ouija board while the father was away.

And then let's try to contact mom. And they went into the basement and they did the Ouija board. And nothing happened. But they go back upstairs and all of a sudden they hear tapping. And they're like, oh my God, what is that? But it was rhythmic. And they're like, is that mom? Maybe that's mom.

Maybe we did get her. And then all of a sudden they were asking her questions. And she was the tapping was answering. Like, is it you, mom? so then they went to the basement and they heard the tapping and then they for the next couple days they were in their house and they were hearing this tapping and they would be talking to the mom like it's the mom and they kept hearing it so much so that they went to their father and they go we we did this and mom is contacting us and the father was like listen you guys are going through this trauma

I'm going to have to get you into therapy they went to therapy immediately and then the tapping stopped. So the father and the daughters came home one night with actually a friend of theirs and they came into the house and there was shaving cream. Oh, no, this is a little thing happened. They came home. They went into the basement and they heard the tapping, so they followed to the basement. And as they were coming back up on the wall, it was written, I'm in your closet, right? So they ran upstairs, blah, blah, blah. They freaked out. And they were hearing the tapping under their beds. They were hearing the tapping in their closets. They were hearing the tapping in their closets. the tapping all over the house and that's why the father was like you got to go to therapy this is

this is took him to therapy the tapping stops they're coming home a couple days after that and the tapping hasn't happened for a couple days and they come into the house and the father sees in the sunroom written in shaving cream will you marry me and all of a sudden he looks in the closet door opens and a guy comes out dressed in the wife's uh nightgown with a clown mask holding a hatchet and he's and he to the father and the daughter says go upstairs go upstairs so he forces them upstairs and he gets into the bedroom and the father's holding the door and he's the other guy's trying to pull the door open and he's holding the door shut one of the daughters jumps out of the window runs the neighbors house calls the cops the cops come they search the house nobody's there

you hang on a second lou it's not paranormal anymore there was a man there was a man in the closet it took me a while to figure that out so it was great when it was spooky you were nailing it but then it went to dark yeah so sad so then the cops come they check the whole house nothing's nobody's there nothing's there where's this where's the setting of this is in massachusetts okay so they listen can you go stay somewhere else we'll watch the house for the next couple days see if this person comes back blah blah blah the father goes away to a friend's house and then he's like look i got to go back to the house and get some clothes for the girls and my I'll go during the day while the cops are there.

He shows up, he looks up into the window, somebody's in the house. So before he goes in, he goes to the neighbor's house, calls the police, hey, I'm coming over. I just want to make sure that, you know, there's a police officer inside. I don't want him to startle him. They're like, nobody's in your house. We don't go in your house. We sit out in front of your house. We've been sitting out front.

He goes, there's nobody out front. He goes, there's somebody there right now. So he goes out, there's a cop out front. He goes, somebody's in the house. So the cops go in, they call backup, they check the whole house. house. Nobody's there. There's nothing there. The guy saw somebody in the window. They go down in the basement. They're checking. All of a sudden, the cop leans on the wash machine and it moves kind of weirdly. And he looks behind and he sees like a hole. He

takes the wash machine out. There's a hole dug behind the wash machine in the wall. The cop crawls into the hole, looks to the right, and there's a guy in a dress sitting there with a hatchet. Apparently, a guy who, one of the daughters, a kid, it's a kid, one of the teenage boy, one of the daughters had rejected. He snuck into the house one day.

He dug a hole in the wall. He was living in the walls of the house for like two weeks. They arrest this guy. He makes bail, gets out, winds up going to another house, murdering the wife, the woman, and

drowning her two children. And now he's been in prison for the last, you know, 30 years. He's got 40, he's got three, three 40-year sentences. And he's actually went up for parole in 2017. It's pretty interesting story, right? Sure. It's true. It's a true story.

Right. What do you mean? That's what the Navy SEAL tells you? The Navy SEAL told you this story? I swear to God, look it up. It's true. What the fuck does that have to do with being a Navy SEAL? I don't know.

He's just a storyteller. I thought I'd try my shot at telling stories. Telling a story? You just want to see if you could tell the story he told you as good as he told it. It was a good story, but I held off. It was a great story, Bob. I held off on peppering it with funny. At one point, my face, when I covered my mouth, because I was like, oh, there's funny things I say here.

But I think Bobby, I think there's a punch come to this because he's telling me what the guy does, the storytelling. I was just giving my shot at storytelling. Bobby, I was riveting. You're very good. You're very good storytelling. Christine? Do you want to do the storytelling show? Can you want to tell this guy's story?

You don't want to tell this story? It has nothing to do with his story. Listen, stories aren't always funny. Sometimes stories. But it's not even about him. He just told you like a spooky story. Yeah, he told a good story and I thought I'd take my shot. I thought he was telling, I swear to you, I thought he was telling a Navy SEAL story.

So I thought that's why he asked where it takes place. No, I told him. I thought he was talking about like in Fallujah, this family, they hear this tapping. Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. They think it's the mom contacting them Well, they don't realize it's me and my battalion Coming in to rape their father In front of them and kill them

Because that's what we were told to do, man Yeah, there it is. That's what Uncle said. That's the music background we needed for this. Daniel LaPlante. Yeah, this guy Was living in their house In the wall for weeks

In the wall And he was going to murder them With an axe and they just by luck got found this the cops found the hole where he was and and they searched the house every time they searched the house

he was just crawled back into his hole here's what I want to see is this girl hot enough to go through all this hubbub definitely that's my question yeah right like how hot is this shit God forbid she's chubby look at the guy though if she's chubby she's gonna have an unstoppable ego

for the rest of her life that guy was living in their wall for two weeks The guy's got a fucking early Dane cook cheeks. He looks like a guy who lives in a person's walls. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. And here's it funny.

He still calls him a stuff. It's like he pulls his clown mask off with a hatch in his hand and she still goes, Ugly Josh. He's like, there was a fucking name. The answer is still no. Yeah, yeah. Fucking a nerd. My God, put the mask back on.

Oh, God, your face is so upsetting. Now I'm scared and grossed out. So I've been watching, it's been, it's, it's, it's, it's, uh, it's kind of queer, like to do it. Like, but I've been watching him tell stories all weekend, like on YouTube. I've been watching his storytelling. I guess that's like, are they stories of, like, are they stories of his time at all? He just tells you local stories. There are stories.

He's a storyteller. I'm, I'm going to have a story every week now. So you don't have, so you're not doing books on tape. You're doing guy on tape. I'm doing guy telling you're hanging out with a guy on tape. Yeah. Well, on YouTube, but yes. Okay.

He doesn't work at the mothership. No, he's on YouTube. Okay. But I'm just saying that it's... We're so far from the mothership conversation. I mentioned that Navy SEALs worked the door. And then Bobby told me a story that a Navy SEAL told him on... Sean Ryan.

On a YouTube channel. On another Navy SEAL. And he sits there and he tells stories and Bobby wants to hear his stories. Because he didn't have a dad to tell him stories. He told man's stories. I didn't have any stories. It's ghost stories. And, you know, now when you meet people who don't know, you can tell them that's the story that your dad said, told you.

Because my dad told me a story once about this guy who hid in the walls. And he said that things were crazy because the girl, he wanted the girl, but he had dinkoed cheeks. You're not a good storyteller. Also, storytelling, like the retelling of a news article. I thought storytelling was more like writing a story or telling a story about your story. I mean, if you look at the way, it's an art to telling a story. If you look the way I told the story, I did engage everyone. No, I for sure.

I couldn't take my eyes off of it. But, buddy, you did. Absolutely. You told a good story, but. So should I do it? Wait, what? I'm not. You're going to look up a story and then tell the story earnestly.

But you didn't know that story. And now you know that story of, of what's his name? Daniel LaPlante. Yeah, but we could have worked with the information. Dude, you could have been like, I heard this story. Look this guy up, and we could have laughed at his cheeks a half hour ago. We could have laughed at his cheeks and then put that in the story. And then we could have gotten that clown mask joke in a little bit earlier.

But you told a compelling story, no doubt, but we couldn't pepper it on this show. What is this? NPR? We're not doing an NPR show. We were running your new YouTube series by us on the bonfire. I was just testing up my storytelling ability. But did you tell it your way or did you literally copy the Navy Seals way of saying? Are you just regurgitating his work? Bring it up the guy telling the story.

Well, let's just stop. Let's just pause. Do you memorize the way he told the story and recite it? I just want to say this. Is this a story like it was a song? You learned it like a monologue? Hang on one second. I just want to say this.

That's what I think. No, I'm saying that every storyteller has his own little twist or own personal thing on it. Now, I added, I made it a lot quicker. I usually when I would tell a story, if I was going to start telling stories, I would add a little more detail but I wanted to I was afraid of engaging you guys I was extremely detailed I want to hear this because I feel like you you tried to tell like

that SEAL Team 6 guy I mean look at he probably did the same thing when he heard it probably yeah no no he researched and made the story a story you you mimicked his story but you call me a story mimicker if that's what you have to do but I was I loved it I just want to know if it's authentic I think it's authentic.

I think I added my own... I think I added my own twist to it. Goddamn dirty mimiker. What's his name? But this Daniel Laplace... It was on Sean Ryan show, storyteller. It's the scariest story ever told. Not that it is the scariest story ever told.

That's the title of it. No, I believe you. I don't want you to do this. Well, listen. I went back out of this. Wait a minute, wait a minute. I don't want you to like start... If I start touring the country, telling stories.

Sit down stories? Is it? No punch? No, that's the Ouija board. The Ouija board story. That's it down there. Right there. That's it.

Yeah, this is his... Yeah, this is it right here. So, yeah. This guy thinks the story is the encounter with the Ouija board is the crazy part? Well, it's... You need a title. When you tell a story, you need a title. I wouldn't call it a horrific.

thinking kind of with a Ouija board. I'd call it clown in the walls. But then they would think it was you. I'd read that, though. I'd watch that story. All right, so far, Bobby said this is totally real. I would like to call myself, I would say, I lack a lot of the details. I am a speed storyteller.

you want to look like that guy that's what's happening you're watching this for gay reasons and you're also getting you're getting captivated by his stories he's a good looking guy but you are in this for exclusively gay reasons it's a dude Bobby loves the room that they're telling it

in that's like a cigar bar and he has graphics oh god yeah and sometimes they are outside by a fire well that's the he did a storytelling night with him out by the fire those are the other stories Oh, the big night. What if I became, I just became, I just moved to New Hampshire and became the local storyteller. And people hired me to come into, like, campsites to tell my stories.

Tell your stories. Tell your sexy, sexy stories. That's just like what you do for fun with your family and stuff, like bonfires. You're my family and I told my story. You're right. I felt safe here to tell my version. Can I add my version? You're not going to make a career out of storytelling around fires.

You don't know that. People are going to hire you for parties. This guy makes a living telling stories. Well, I want to hear if you made it your own. I made it my own. Well, how long is his story? It's a lot longer. He has a lot of details that I forgot.

Well, he's just telling the story about this guy's stupid work schedule. Why his dumb daughters were able to fuck around the Ouija board and let a teenager live in the wall. I'm trying to find a picture of the daughter. yeah maybe maybe that's one of the details this guy left in he goes now he had two daughters smoke shows fat titties thin wastes nice asses yes i should have added a little more uh edge to it maybe my storytelling is i add the edge to it and i add a little don't be classless you're telling somebody else's horrific story of uh of almost a murder in the family yeah yeah you can't put edge into it not on not not on the form that you're trying to lay out there you're trying to get an earnest story

storytelling show. By the way, not stories of your life or your past. You're going to find out news stories and tell them long. You're going to be Dateline NBC without reenactments or interviews with actual people involved. You're not going to research them. You're just going to find somebody that's already talked about it and copy what they're doing. And then basically give my version of that. There's no such thing as that. There's only one version of a true story. Here's the thing, though. With that, I add the element of tendons. I have to fill in the tendons. I have to fill in the attendance that I don't know. The daughter's had fat asses and titties.

I feel in that, right. Don't say that, though. That's classless. Well, I won't say that. I mean, it's okay here to do that because this is a classless comedy show. I could just say. You can't take it's done to the New Eureka cafe. He'll have your ass.

So storytelling's out? Yeah, yeah, no. Is this who you wanted, this is the world you want to dance in, Bobby? What is this? The moth. You don't know about the moth? Oh, I did. Isn't that where...

Do me fair, can you play somebody telling him? moth story? Just play anybody telling a fucking moth story. I'd love to do the moth. I turned down the moth. Why? I don't know what that is. That's what Mike DeStefano Mm-hmm. That's where he did his thing where he became, where people kind of

he popped off because of the moth because he told everybody he had AIDS. Right? No, he has HIV. Well, he had HIV. He gives you AIDS. Yeah, he gets. That's why they were studying him. Not anymore. Oh, go ahead. Turn this up. The phrase, I have the question is funny to me.

It wasn't funny. the audience. Now, I would do something. I would do more of a Matt Rife. Yeah, this lady's, that lady's outfit, that lady's outfit smells like pet. How about you on? I would do a little Matt Rife with the headphone on my side

of my mouth like a theater headphone. I wouldn't use a microphone. You're gonna fucking be a Titus? You're gonna titus it? I would probably sit down. Oh, so you can ham with your hands? Yeah. I don't want you to do this. You know, I like hands. Don't hand with your hands. I know. I know. I know. It's going to be,

But that's different. I should have used my hands when I talked to you guys when I was telling the story. I should have done the Ouija. And some pauses and some winks. There's some walking. Wait,

New Bobby can't take the microphone out of the mic stand now when you do comedy because your hand's got to be active. I have to leave it in. You have to leave it in the stand. I'll just get the headset. Bobby, you can stay.

I'm not ready for the headset. Why? I'm not ready for you to start wearing a headset, too. Why? Listen, my stand-up. I've never enjoyed it with anybody who does it.

I use Christine's AOC hands. It's pompous. Well, there's nothing wrong with being pompous is a different listen there's my stand-up that I'll I do this is my storytelling career

where I come out Bobby that's a different Bobby wants to find an excuse to smoke a cigar on a show Oh that's a good idea I come out I this is what I come out And so apparently there's kids hanging in the walls

I don't I don't talk I come out I slowly sit down I cut the cigar I slowly light it, perfection. I take, and then I look at it and I go, this story starts in a small town in Massachusetts. This is a true story, a true story. About a family who lost their mother.

But you have zero graphics. You have zero case file footage. These are the things I watch, Bobby. If you were like, hey, would you rather not watch Explorewithus.com, Ewu, break down a crime with interrogation footage, body cam footage, follow-ups, courtrooms, drama, interviews with some people because I just want to hear, you're nodding, yes, but I don't think you hear what I'm saying. I am.

You think instead of that, I'd rather watch you slowly tell it. I'm going to paint the picture with words. Why, the picture's available. They didn't have the pictures through most of human existence. They had to use words. The story was told us happened in 2021. It was in the 70s. The picture of the fucking freckle-faced kid, the fuck-faced-up, cleat-kicked-face kid.

Smelly Larry? Yeah. Smelly Dan. Stinky Dan? Oh my God, is it shitpants Dan? The kid who shit his pants? Don't call me that. He's still holding a hatchet?

Shut up, don't call me that. Oh, my God. I can't believe I'm about to get murdered by fucking shit-pants Dan. God damn. The kid who shit his pants and fucking science class. And Jim. What? I had a stomach issue.

Oh my God. You're not going to rape me, just kill me. You're not going to rape me, are you? You're not going to try to kiss me. Just cut my head off, please. God, you're still so mean. Well, the guy that he...

That's how you fucking add to a story. We could have done that 20 minutes ago, Bobby. But I... I was letting you practice your cowboy talk. This is what they used to do. You go, I guess. When you start telling your story, he goes... Oh, howdy y'all?

I thought maybe you want to sit here while I smoke an outlawed Josie Wales cigar? That's a good idea. I have a hat. A biter. I have a hat. I have a hat. Yeah, a flap rim. I have, like, a peeky blinder hat. I was a little more. I have it down.

I was going to make fun. Christine, just got a flapbrim hat, and I was going to make a joke, but I don't want to shut her down because it does, it looks nice on her, and she feels like she's going to be very bold to wear it, but it's nice hat. But it is a hilarious flap rim hat. Is it one of those fucking California tech, like, Cowboy hats. Like all the chicks in California wear it. It's like a cowboy hat, but it's got all kinds of little things around it. No, no do-dads. It's felt. It's felt, yeah. Hats, I have a couple felt hats.

You have to have confidence to wear that out. I don't. I have hats. When I go up to New Hampshire, I wear a lot of different hats. I have a bunch of different. Mother, father, homosexual, C-Clazit homosexual. I like a hat. But I only wear it up in New Hampshire.

I wear my hats. I have my I have like a almost like a you got a bowler hat I have a cowboy hat you have one of those bowlers where you like that when they're show you know I don't have that hat I have the I have the I have like a hay like a straw hat I have a bunch of different hats you wear a cowboy hat sometimes up there you don't know when you're in New Hampshire sometimes you don't know had Bobby hat Kelly yeah Bobby yes when you're up in New Hampshire sometimes you throw a cowboy hat to go outside and do a little Sometimes I go in the backyard and I'll throw my hat on.

Do you wear it leather gloves to move something? I do have leather gloves. And you roll up the sleeves, your flannel shirt? I do roll up my sleeves. You think Dawn is just blast and clam looking at you through that tiny house window outside while you're hauling things from one thing to another place? Don hates all my hats. Hates my hats. Well, everyone would feel like not you except baseball hats.

I've seen you wear it forever. And then also, I thought at one point, I would have said you and also Rich Voss were synonymous with the backwards cango. Yeah, I had a leather can go backwards I wore all the time. Yeah. But then I, but it smelled so bad. Yeah, yeah.

Because it was sweat. It's also pretty pretentious, I guess. Oh, it was disgusting. Fucking leather hat, like your MC Search. I'm one night I got off stage, and I went outside and it was cold, and it was just salt. like white salts you know what they just and some girl was like you have something on your hat and I was like ugh I stopped wearing it I stopped wearing the leather scally cap backwards but I do

one of my favorite hat companies is Boston scally and I wear scally caps all the time is that you know like the piqui blinder hat you see peekie blind those those scally caps I love those but that's like the shape of a can go hat is a thing it's a little it's a little more from The Ireland, it's a little less hip hop. I just got that hat right there. That exact hat. Bobby. I'm wearing that this weekend.

Bobby. Oh, I love it. Bobby. That's a great hat. Buddy, that's a great hat. Oh, I can't see that hat. That's what Christine has. What?

That's what Christine has. You have a fucking dock holiday hat? I saw it. So here, I went to. What are you playing poker on weekends? It's crazy. I went into Louis Vuitton. Hey, we're not done smashing you.

Yeah. The outlaw, Christine Wales. I'll probably never wear it, especially around you people. See, there you go. Now you're bummed out about it. That's why I didn't want to do this. You should wear your hat. You should, listen to me.

Listen to me, Christine. Look at me. Wear your hat, but you got to own it. You can't wear it. That's what it is. No, you have to wear it with confidence, but I saw it. It was at Louis Vuitton on a mannequin. Yeah.

And it wasn't even for sale. And when I was down New Orleans at one of the little hat shops, I just found, like, the same style. And I got so excited, and I really love it. I hope I do, I hope I am bold enough to wear it because I think it's super cute. I'm in my 40s now. Yeah, you are. We know.

We're looking right at your roots. I feel like I can wear bold hats now that I'm in my 40s. We're staring right at your roots. You're getting died before the festival. All right, relax. We're just saying that we know you're in your 40s. We're all fucking great in this room. I'll wear a hat in the festival if you wear a hat.

I'll go hat shopping with you. I can't wear a hat at the festival. Why not? Why not? Wear that hat. Let me tell you. Wear it. I swear to God, you'll...

You should wear it to the festival? In my leggings in tank top as I run around like a lunatic? Like, no. With my earpiece? Yeah. Absolutely not. I also bought feather earrings.

I do kind of want to wear those. Are you, uh... Wear what you want. Are you going to wear a tank top? Is it going to be... It's going to be cold there night, right? Yeah, I'm having a... Ooh, I just got a couple new jackets.

Probably a Skink Fest hoodie. I have a jacket on the waist, but... I don't know if it's jacket nights there, is it? Yeah. I could get down to, like, the 50s. Yeah. That's, that's... I got three new jackets I'm bringing to Skank Fest.

Yeah? Yeah. Oh. I got three new jackets. Ooh. I got a swayed brown, tight. Tight. It fits tight.

Yeah. A little tight. How tight? Too tight? I don't know if I can. I don't know if it gets cold, I might not be able to button it. They don't bring it. No, it looks good.

I know, but. It's right there. I know, but I feel like you're, I feel like you're asking for people to go at it a little bit. It's all right. It's okay. I'm at the age where it's like I'm like fuck it I want to wear what I want to wear

I got made fun of last night I went into the cellar after we went for a dinner and then I went into the cellar and Schultz the little Cuban guy What's his name? Marcellino Marcello You guys are so

shitty people And what's the Ricky Viles Sure And I walked in and I went right Very fashionable Ricky Viles I mean almost too too fashionable I saw him last night to stand.

He was wearing a big, like an orange, like floppy hoodie. Yep. And now baggy, real baggy jeans. And that's the thing of Baggy's back. And he was rocking it perfectly. Well, I walked in last night and went right after Schultz. I was like, listen, you fucking cock sucker. You don't talk about seller comics like that, whatever.

I was just fucking around with them. And they all started, they all just stepped back and started ripping apart my outfit. Oh, wow. And I was like, but they were real. It's almost like they were waiting for this moment for like one of the other lions to be alone and the younger lions were like, he's alone.

Yeah, I was like, where's Keith? This is your naina? I was like, where's Keith? I need Keith. They were like, you know, man, what's up with your bag? And they started trying. They goes, are those purple pants? I was like, and I'm looking at Rick andville's

pretty much wearing a blouse. And I just backed out. I slowly just backed out. I was like, all right, fuckers. Live, fight another day. Yeah, he dresses like a dandy vampire. Then I walked out and What's his name?

Marcello He was outside Trying to trash me by himself I go You're not alone Smasher You need a group Stop staring at me

I go You don't gut it And he's like Yeah you're right I got another I got it I got it You need a group dude

You need a gang with you You're not an alone dude Yeah Nah Nah not like this Not like this motherfucker It's not going like this I mean look dude

you dress and I'm ridiculous. Sure. But it's work. I love it. Like, you pull your pant leg up for some reason. Own it. You own it. And that's what I'm saying. Like, there's a certain point you just got to

like, and I, you get recognized a lot because you have a style. You know what I mean? You know what I love. Christine, I'm not done. Sorry. The thing is, no, I'm kidding. I do want to say. I want to say, I want to jump in on that. It's a little bit of a third mic energy she's coming in there with. I kind of like it. I like third Mike Christine.

You can't. You're not supposed to. I just got excited to say Jay kept his style also all through the trends. He never gave into like skinny jeans. And I think so many men gave in the skinny jeans that shouldn't have. Oh, it's fat. Yeah. It's easy.

A lot of guys, a lot of other guys were fat. I mean, it's hard to buy skinny jeans. They wore skinny jeans. I'll tell you what, she's actually not wrong. There's plenty of fat guys trying to do skinny jeans. But to me, it was always like, oh, I found comfort. in the mid to late 90s. That wasn't me.

That was Christine. I just want to let the fans know. She drank into the microphone. I, Lou, you had to back me up on this because a lot of fans say I'm the one drinking and I'm the one, anytime I drink I hit my mic off. You do do that a lot. And so if you do hear, it's Christine. Yeah, yeah.

I'm just saying it to you. That was a big old gulp too. I got to defend Christine. She's never close enough to that microphone. She just happens to be close to it. Lou, you don't have to do shit. You can just shut your face. and we feel good because you're going back to Skangfest this year.

You want to know you're a good boy? Relax. Hey, Christine is working really hard. She does her best. You guys are right. She sucks. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Now you're back on the team. Yeah. We're trying to convince her to wear this hat so we can call her the girl from Dr. Sleep. Christine, I'm going to wear my, I'll wear my scaly cap out there if you wear your hat. Let's wear hats. Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, I'm wearing it. I don't care.

Bobby. You have your leg pulled up on one side. How are you doing this? I know, but I've always done it. Halloween fingernail polish that is new yeah all right all right wear your hat sorry yeah dude out of all my friends that would say you would be the one that I would think would be like hey wear whatever you want man I just don't know what this hat goes with unless you're going to dress full peeky blinders leather jacket leather jacket leather jacket biker leather but you know no no weird

stuff black t-shirt black pants black nikes it's got to look great i'll wear it tomorrow i'll wear it tomorrow yeah i'll wear it tomorrow i i like i really i'm a bobby kelly kango hat i i mean dude i love those hats those scally boston scally i love scally cap dj loo will sometimes alternate and whip out the old kango hat i wear golf caps because you guys said that i need to changed my look during the pandemic because I wore a Mets hat for 10 years straight. So that's why I wear... It's so funny that a group of comics can make somebody not wear something for the rest of their lives. Now, Bobby, no, that kind right there is okay.

I have a lot of those. Right, but that's also called a scally cat. That's a scally cat, but the one that I just got is the peeky-blinder one. That's insane-looking. It's all... I think that looks good. It looks great. Yeah, you can look great.

Why don't you wear roller skates with it also? I love roller skates. Fucking like the 70s. I love rolling... blades yeah that that some short shorts and suspenders that's actually look see that that that one i don't like see the one that's really sucks to your head the scally cap that sucks to your head i'm not a fan of those the head suck the head sucks scally isn't i'm not a fan but the regular scally i like you'd look good in a scally cap maybe i'd get you one maybe the hat i dream of wearing what a scally cap oh no no is

the um 10 gallon hat like a guide hat the guide hat a guide hat oh it's like a smaller version of of a cowboy hat i know what it is i have one i have a guide hat that i have indiana jones it's indiana jones yeah i have an indiana jones i dream of wearing that why you just say it indiana jones it's not because it's the technically no his is more of a fedora a little more classy looking this is more yeah rugged yeah it's that well okay that's why i'm inside that's why i just say it an explorer because instead you're a story of jacob Because it's not Indiana Jones. It's the name of the hat.

You're a story of a tat. Put it back side by side. You'll see it's not exactly, oh, it is the same thing. That's the same hat. All right, never mind. I have one of those, and I wore that this summer. They call me Florida Batat. That fits my head.

I wore that this summer out to dinner one night, and Don made me go back to take it off. She goes. You're spending, you're doing the right thing. I know now lately, you've been back doing spots. Yeah. Again, I don't do a lot of spots, but my podcasts are at comedy clubs in the city, and I'll come in on weekends when I'm around and do some spots, bounce around. So I get my finger on the pulse, like, a little bit.

But you're lost. No, I'm not. I am found. No, you're not hanging around around comics enough where you're making decisions that are outlandish. You can't go to dinner and adventurer's hat. Well, it's a guide hat. It's not an adventure. But I did feel.

Guide to what? You're guiding people. To adventure. yes yes but what are you guiding them to their ultimate doom but you're

the guide has done it before so you're preventing them for danger like it shows an elevation elevation like you know so you're taking the danger you're taking the danger out of the adventure he doesn't get it

because he's too cool for school yeah he's too school you're right yes you're new yorker you're too cool for school you're worried about you're worried about what other comics We'll think of you. Yeah. You have to worry about... I'm the most made fun of person in comedy.

I've showed up in my adult years. I've showed up from no nose ring to nose rings. Put color in my hair, cut my hair, wear knuckle gloves, fingernail polish. A zillion hilarious tattoos over the course of years. I'm fine with all of these things. I am... I know I'm going to eat the shit, and you've got to pick what you're going to eat shit for. These are complete...

These are complete life shift hats. You're saying that fingerless mittens are worse than that hat. You mean better? I'm saying that they're better? Better or worse, whatever way you want to do it. You're saying as a man in the summer wearing fingerless mittens over the age of 30. I've done that over the age of 30, sure. Wearing fingerless mittens when it's not cold.

You don't need them. Right. Going on stage, grabbing a microphone with a mitton with no finger. is worse, is better, or worse, or better, okay, better than wearing that hat. Yes. This is timeless clothing, Jay. That hat is worse than the mittens. Because I made the gloves decision in my early 30s.

We know why you made it. You tried to mimic a band. No. Yes, you did. No, band told me to do it. Yeah, a band told you to do it and you did it, but then you kept doing it. Yes. After the band.

Yes. in the clubs right and you're saying that's better than that hat yes because this you might have a point this is let me tell you why that was in my early 30s yes and this is a pushing to mid 50s you gentlemen pushing the mid 50s complete personality shift in hat I wanted to wear this for 20 years. But you have, but the problem is you should have. And now we would know you as this hack guy. Now you're making a complete decision to change everything. It would be crazy. You have only a certain amount. I have 25 summers left. Jacob has 15. I'm an adventurer who lives in New York, so I can't adventure here. It doesn't work here. It could be a good

adventure. If you're going to do it, you also have to, you do have to, listen, Tony Hinchcliff moved to Texas, became a fucking full-blown cowboy Texan. Yep. So, and he was all, Also, in his early to mid-30s when he did this. So he still has plenty of time, you know what I mean, to develop his life as this cowboy now. Right. You or guys becoming adventurers well in the year 50s. But you need to stop because I wear mine.

Yeah. I'm sorry I'm lumping you in with Jacob. I apologize. I wear mine strictly in New Hampshire. Yes. During the summer. Oh, when I go up in the fall. Right.

And sometimes in the winter. But the only person there thinks it's funny you're wearing it and hates it. The one that loves me the most, yes. The only one whose opinion you do care about, you let her sit there and judge you. Well, she doesn't like the hats, but she does allow me to wear the hats. But I don't, I try not to wear them with her. Like when I go on a hike by myself or I go fly fishing or I go out with Max, I'll throw my hat on. You live in the shadows with your hats.

Well, no, I live out in the open with my hats. My hats, I have... It's a Sankfest, you're going to live out loud with your hats. I'm going to wear my pinky blinder hat. I was going to do contact, wacky contacts every day at Skangfest, but they don't give them to you anymore. Something's going on with the contact lens company.

Really? Christine said they won't send me contacts. Why? I don't know. They need a prescription now or something? Yeah, I order them. They said it's like a two-step thing where now they have to send something to an eye doctor,

even though they're not prescription. But the form, and I've emailed the girl three times to tell her, The form's not working. If you go down tomorrow to Anthony Aiden and you pick out a pair of glasses that you love, he will have them done before Skankfest. And you can wear a pair of glasses that I'm telling you right now. This guys, I understand what's going on.

You want prescriptions. No, these are his contacts. His like crazy contacts. My fun contacts. Oh. My funsies, my red ones or the blackout ones. Wait a minute. Can we stop right now?

We're getting shit for a hat and he turns into a goth chick. Why, I'm living out loud at Skank Fest. I want to live out loud at Skang Fest. But you're not, you're living like an old Irish gentleman at Skang Fest. That's out loud to me. My out loud is different than you're out loud. Why can't, why does my out loud out loud have to be your out loud? If you had seven face piercings, I'd accept that for Skangfest.

Why? Why can't I live my older. Fantasy. Distinguished gentleman hat. Fantasy. My fantasy hat at Skang Fest. You can. Yeah.

And you be the- Welcome to Bar. Bobby's Irish Cigar Lounge. No, Black Saloud. And I'm not becoming an explorer. I'm not becoming an explorer. I am one who doesn't get to live. I'm Indiana Jones, who's always teaching in class,

doesn't get to go live. You've never explored anything. That's right. Because I work here. I'm indie who doesn't go on adventures now. Can we make Jacob? Why don't we get a job of Jacob at Gate 1 travel? so he could be in this

you could escort people on river cruises dude that would be awesome through Asia I don't want to talk to people I don't understand how you haven't just bought this out and worn in Florida I want it so bad I want it so bad yeah but do what I do wear it in another state

away from people who will laugh at you no my nephews will humiliate me oh nice I want to do it anyway I am going to get that hat get the hat and wear it down in Florida I wear mine in New Hampshire exclusively I'm not allowed to wear my hat's in Catona.

I'm not allowed to wear on the Morales. There's a thin line, Jacob. I want you to know this, between an adventurer and Freddy fucking Kruger. It's also a Freddy Kruger's hat look like. That's crazy. Does it really? No, it's not. I mean, burned up a little more, but yeah. This guy's kid jizz and blood on it.

No, you know, it's funny. I just watched the thing on it recently. A strange Nightmar Nome Street never quite said he was a child molester ever. He just killed them. You're not going to kill them without banging them. That's what I is. say. But was it even ever implied that he molested anybody? They just, I think he killed kids and then they killed him. That's the same hat, Jacob. Same hat, Jacob, by the way. It's the same. It just has

kid blood on it. It absolutely is the same. Okay, so then Indiana Jones is a jerk off too. Indiana Jones dresses like Freddy Kruger. No, Freddie Kruger dressed like a child murder, but now he's taking it. Now he's the thing. Yeah, he just, they just had the same style fashion. It's the repurposing, you know what I mean? How do you know Freddie wasn't an adventurer before he started murdering kids? How cool was trench coat? I know. How cool was a trench coat when the barbarian brothers wore it or when renegade would wear it until Columbine, the Columbine ruined the trench coat.

Now it's only associated with mass shootings. The trench coat has always been traumatizing to me because that's what. Why were you beat up by comic book kids? No, what's his name? Chuck Zito always wore a leather trench coat. His full leather, is it, no, that was a duster. Duster. Full, down to his feet, duster.

And you had to move aside in the hallway Because he wouldn't Dude I met Chuck Zito At the Hard Rock And he literally saw the show And then called me over to the He goes come here Come sit with me

And I was like okay And I'm just sitting with Chuck Zito He was dressed in a He's a Hells Angels guy right He's a hell's angel guy But he was dressed in a It was a fluorescent Pink sweatpants

And fluorescent pink wife beater Tucked in Nice with all gold and I was so bad wanted to go what the fuck are you wearing dude but I was like it's nice the pink makes your face I only met him once I only met him once I put my hand to shake his hand he didn't shake my hand so I slapped him in his face and he just backed off he actually talked to me about that yeah he wanted to actually come on the show and kind of work that out I don't want to okay I'll take my hand the first time boy boy yeah boy bitch shake my hand the first time

Chuck Zito, boy. You know, they might have your, because that town. My hand in print's still on his fucking fat face. Oh, he wishes. They have, they might have your little girly eyeglass ball things down in New Orleans.

Because it is one of those spooky towns. They might just have those. Yeah, but I don't have time to go find them there. Christine can do it. Christine's running a festival. Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. I would say, I'm trying to get them delivered, but I think if you go to Abercadabra,

I'm sorry. You have to go to abracadabra to get your fucking eyes. You're not about abercadabra? No, because I'm not a merry. Listen, sorry, Jay, do your thing. Live you. But you're going to go to Abercadabra. What the fuck is that?

I'm wearing my hat. I can't believe you've never been to Abercadabra. Why would I go to Abercadabra for anything? It's all sold out. I told you this already. That sucks. I looked at abracadabra. Which one were you going to get?

The, uh... Well, if you go there, you can see what they have in stock and pick from the option. What are the options? I want. What's the names of the ones? One of the ones I want the ones. You got pink. You got the blue, you got pink.

You get the Marylandanson ones. I get the red ones and then blackout ones. You just get the same ones all the time. No. That's what I'm getting this time. Oh, why don't you get the pink ones? Those will look cool on you. Well, I always do the Maryland Manson I, though.

That's the coolest. Right. I thought you were fucking... Remember when I thought you were wigged out? I was like, dude, are you high? No, what did I say, though? I go, I mean, I smoked a little weed, I guess. I thought you were.

Did your eyes change? I was like, my eyes were black and they're blue. Yeah. And Bobby was like, something's different. I thought he was doing meth. I go, I don't know, I may take it some bad shit. Why? Is there a meeting?

Is there a meeting around here I can go to? I had to have conversations with him at Skangfest and not point out that he had the contacts. You just had to talk to him. Yeah. And it was a thing. jarring yeah it's a little jarring a little jarring it'll be fun but can i just say one thing about that hat i tried it on and you don't choose the hat the hat chooses you i think you could agree bobby

i do and when i put that hat on it was like the the final infinity stone went on the infinity gauntlet and then you took it back off and put it down why because like where am i going to wear it here It doesn't matter. If the hat's supposed to be the hat, you should have it for when the time's right. We're the hat, dude. I'm waiting for the time to be right. When you decide to do a full-on complete style shift in your life. We had, my dad, I grew up in California.

Everybody knows that, but I, my dad. Everybody? The fuck kind of ego shit is that. We have no listeners. Oh, I'm sorry. I mean, everybody around. I don't know that. Everybody here knows that for sure.

Everybody here. Hey, I'm sorry to waste your time, but everyone knows us about me. But my dad had a, he had a straw hat and a felt hat, uh, summer, spring, and winter, and he wore him every day all the time. And nobody wore hats, but he just, it didn't even seem weird. He was a problem alcoholic. All men used to wear hats. All men back in the early.

And all men were problem alcoholics. Back to that, of course. This was way past the all men wore hats thing. Until like 1960, everyone wore hats. And I always thought about if Jay had to live in the 50s, he would be forced to wear a hat. Because you weren't allowed to not wear a hat. A gentleman wears a hat. I still put a suit on every time I fly.

Yeah Really? Yeah, yeah It's fucking tough, dude Having to wake up an extra hour To get myself suit ready To get myself flight ready So I could show up in a suit?

My grandfather wore a hat All the time, the old school hats He wore a hat all the time And when he passed away Everybody kind of clamored Because he had eight kids And everybody clamored to take his shit And then you found that's because

He had a cock on his head Underneath that hat always He was bald Everybody found out at the funeral Oh my God Did Grandpa I got a cock on his head the whole time? I said to my mom, she's like, do you want something?

I was like, I would love one of his pipes, if you have it, and I'd love one of his hats, because I love those old school hats. And she goes, I have one of his hats, I'll give you the hat. So she gave me the hat, and I used to wear it around the backyard, you know, smoking a cigar or doing yard work, I'd wear this hat, and then come to find out, my mom was such a bitch. It wasn't his hat. She went to a, like a church flea market,

I just got you a similar hat. Saw a hat that looked like my grandfathers kept it and then told me it was his hat. So for two summers, I was wearing some fucking other person's grandfather's old hat with sweating it. On their dead head? Oh, it fucking sucked.

She goes, it's the same thing. No, it's not the same thing, you maniac. Man, your mother doesn't love you at all, huh? No, not at all. Not at all. Great. She abandoned me when I was young. I think it was

JFK was the first president that stopped wearing hats and that kind of started no wearing hats I wouldn't wear a hat if I had that hair too Oh yeah They said he was like the Alan Iverson

of presidents these Yeah He changed everything No hats for this head His hair was perfect Obama was first person That brought the cornrobe To the White House

And a basketball hoop And a basketball hoop Yeah for Duncan Put a hoop in the backyard I appreciate that far more than a ballroom I like Obama's ideas More than Trump's ideas

Yeah the ballroom's kind of fucking cheesy. Ballroom's ass, dude. You give me a fucking nice half court, though, with a glass backboard? Yeah. All day long. What I don't have to put a jacuzzi in? There's no pool. Is there a pool?

Does every president get to, like, put their little do dead to it? Yeah. They get to do, every president gets to kind of do what they want. I bet there's one of those golf screen rooms, for sure. Yeah. For sure. Well, Trump is paying for it. He's not using tax dollars to do the ballroom. He's using private funds.

Yeah, he's fine. Yeah. But it's kind of, but it's like a basketball court. You can just rip up and put something else there. there when the next guy comes in, you're not going to be able to rip off. You look really shitty to get rid of the one black thing, the black president out of the White House.

That'd be fucked up. I think he did. Oh, my Christ, did he really? I think what he did. Get rid of that goddamn basketball court. And no more of that fucking jungle music on the Sonos. Put a pickleball court. Yeah.

I think they did. They did they rip down the best one. They take down these pictures of naked black one with the afros. That'd be funny if they just kept, They had to keep everything a president put in. And it's just going around. There's the ballroom. Yeah.

There's the fountain. And, oh, there's the hoops from when the black guy was here. There's Lincoln's collection of black slave pornography. He felt guilty. That's why he freed them. He's like, yeah, we got to get these bitches up north. Good stuff. God, that's good stuff.

I'm sorry that you're not going to get your eyes. Yeah, well, don't feel sorry for me. Feel sorry for the people. What happened to your old eyes? Didn't you keep them? They dry up. They dry up, and you can only use them for like a couple months. Oh, okay.

Anyway, so you have to get rid of them. I didn't even look at them again until kind of recently because it was coming up, SkangFest. I was like, oh, let me look at my, and they're like, all crumbled up and shit. Wow. They die out, sudden this guy getting in one. They're not expensive or anything. They just won't give them to you. Why?

I don't understand. I don't know. I wish Christine remembered that Abercadabre was sold out of everything before she pointed out that I should go to Abercadabra. I should go to Abercadabra and made Bobby laugh at me. I'm sorry. She sets me up to fail. It's not that. It's the word abercadabra I find silly.

It is silly. When you put them in, do you go, abacadabra? No, it's the name of the place. It's the name of the place. Oh. Jake. What's the Rosa watching WW with Post Malone? He was, I was watching WWE the other day,

And they threw Cody Rhodes, got tossed onto the announcement table, which happens at, you know, big events. They always throw somebody on there. And they cut to Tony and Post Malone and DeRosa was there. Was there in Austin? Yeah, somewhere. I don't know if it was in Austin, but it was a big event, big Saturday night, pay-per-view type thing.

And just watching DeRosa's fake, oh my. my god like everybody else was like what the fuck and drosso's like whoa he was like when you your child's born and you know you're supposed to be excited but you he's like whoa it's he oh god that type of watch ready look at derosa he's pretend he look at tony's oh shit oh he's he's clapping like it's just like why is he there because he's fucking he just goes he's Austin Joe, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's just gone. He's Austin Joe.

Man, Austin Joe is in the scene. Austin Joe's in, Austin Joe said he wouldn't do Story Wars this trip. Really? And then the same night, he walked up to the club. I saw him walking into the club. Let me tell you what Joe's specialty is. I'm not famous enough for him anymore. He is a professional coattail jumper.

Ooh. He sees a fresh pair of coattails. He's had some of the best. Dude, I remember when he jumped on Amy's coattails for a minute, and he started riding a bike and wearing a helmet. Oh, Christ, all right. And he grew a mustache. Oh, yeah.

Oh, you're right. Yeah, dude. Well, what is the one? So he jumps on a burr? Burr's coattel. That's when he was, you know, a little contrarian, argued a lot. And then. Amy.

Yeah. Yeah. And then. And then Sal. Sal jumped on that, started just streaming about snacks. Nice and Shane. Now he's the Shane verse. Now he's the Shane verse.

And that's just the Austin, Austin Joe. Austin Joe, man. Damn, he used to care about us. Yeah. He still cares. No, not anymore. No. He's Austin Joe.

He's Austin Joe. He will literally... Are you from Austin? He would get up and just... Bobby, are you from Austin? I'm not. Then he, Austin Joe doesn't care about you anymore. No, he doesn't.

It's over. No. He's Austin Joe. He never defended this scene the way he defended that Austin scene. He goes to the fucking grindstone for him. He turned on this scene. He turned on it.