The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Sublime Rules (feat. Justin Silver)

Episode Date: April 6, 2020

Jacob shaved his head and refused let the rest of the crew see how he looked. Jay & Dan discuss which exotic animals they would eat if they had too. The gang talks about the hottest kids from their hi...gh schools and later, Christine and Justin Silver argue about just how good the band Sublime was.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You're listening to Comedy Central! Now! Hi, I'm Dan Soder. I'm Big J. Ocasin. And you're listening to the Best of the Bond Fire. Stay tuned to hear some of our favorite moments from this week. You can listen to the Bond Fire live every Monday through Thursday from 6th to 8 pm on Comedy Central Radio. Serious XM95 or on demand on the Serious XM app.
Starting point is 00:00:21 Also, be sure to follow us on all social media at the Bond Fire, SXM. Camper's, what's up? This is Black Lou. Hope everyone's staying safe and healthy. Welcome to the Bond Fire Special. Things were very tense on the show as the crew video conferred shaved head would not turn his camera on to let them see. Come on, Jacob. Hiding in plain sight. From us, his friends, his people. Jacob Batat. Jacob is a blank screen right now on our screen, and it's probably me out because you get a drastic move. He got tired of his husband beating the shit out of him.
Starting point is 00:01:03 Yep. And so he cut off all his hair. He said he's had enough, never again. He's got a pepper spray in his face. He's got about a gun to put under his passenger seat. Rapping his hands in rope and punching wood. He's been telling his daughter that things are going to be a lot different now. Jacob, can you please reveal yourself just to us.
Starting point is 00:01:22 This recording will not go anywhere. Eyes will never be laid on it. But please help us through this quarantine by showing us your new look. Just us, the families. Where your family, dude? I know. I don't want to, I don't like it.
Starting point is 00:01:38 I don't like looking at how it looks. I don't want to show you my, I don't think my winner looks. I'll show you my winner if you really ask. I'll see you in part of all. What do you want to show you my way. I'll be talking to my winner. It looks I'll show you my winner if you really ask. I'll see what you want to say. I'm sure it's lovely. You want to see Dan's heavy hangers? No, just my balls, just my turkey neck.
Starting point is 00:01:54 Yeah, isn't that your heavy hangers? Oh, yeah, please show me your face. Jacob, I love you and I miss you. Help us. How I look now. I know, but let us help you get through it. Even if you get through it. Even if you tell me it looks great, it doesn't, it won't.
Starting point is 00:02:08 Okay, fine. Are we understanding that you're not going to change your look? I got. We understand you hate it. We, you can go hat on the rest of the time until it grows back in. But you went with our suggestion and I'd like to see if we were right or wrong. That's it. That's a great way to put it. Please, Jacob.
Starting point is 00:02:22 Looks so good with the cap. I know he does. You don't understand what's going to rain down on me when I start showing up everywhere with a whole new look and six new chains. When J's, when J's clavicle are covered in different golds and silvers and beads, a varying lengths and thicknesses, pearls, sunglasses, sunglasses hanging from everywhere.
Starting point is 00:02:47 And I'll tell you this, I don't know if I'm going to be comfortable with my look knowing that I'm going to have to solve all these supernatural crimes. It is going to be dressed for supernatural crimes. J.J., you're both lucky of great hair. Okay. I got a receding line. I got a receding line. You got to do my left side's dropping back.
Starting point is 00:03:04 J.J., about to shave my eyebrows off and my ear will get better. Okay, I got a receding. I got receding my left side's dropping back. Back, back, back, back, back, back. You know, Jacob, I would shave my eyebrows off and my ear would get better. But you have beautiful hair. I get lost in your hair, Jay. Thank you. And it's got fantastic. Jay does have fantastic.
Starting point is 00:03:18 But I'll fix something right now. There's a couple of times through the history of the show. I was so hypnotized by your hair. I didn't even remember what we were talking about. It'll happen. It'll happen from time to time. It'll happen. So like basically,
Starting point is 00:03:35 Jay, no clue. I saw a mouse moving, but I didn't know what anyone was saying for a couple of seconds. Yeah. If Jay, if Jay's hair was a cartoon dish, the smell would have picked you up by your nose and dragged you across in the air. Floated you over. I feel the same way. I'm right now. I get lost the same way in DJ lose eyes and dance.
Starting point is 00:03:54 Nick Bulge. I don't even have a dick bulge. It goes in. I turn it out. You're lying. So I just caught you in a lie. I was not sure at all. I also make sometimes I get lost lost in a sour look at all of Black lose Cowboys attire. Jacob just let us see your beautiful face. Oh Oh Come on Dad You're wearing a hat on You're wearing a hat on
Starting point is 00:04:22 You're wearing a hat on You're wearing a hat on You're wearing a hat on You're wearing a hat on You're wearing a hat on You're wearing it. You're wearing it. And you're gorgeous, fellas. You pull the camera and then you still got a hat on. That's like a, that's like a, that's like a, that's like a, that's like a, that's like a, that's like a,
Starting point is 00:04:37 that's like a, that's like a, that's like a, that's like a, that's like a, that's like a, that's like a, that's like a, that's like a, that's like a, that's like a, that's like a, Oh, I don't like it. You're great. It looks good, dude.
Starting point is 00:04:45 I think it looks really good. I know it looks good. It does. It looks really good. Don't like it. Come back. Here's the thing. When you shave your head, Jacob, you need to catch up time with the skin tone of it.
Starting point is 00:04:58 So as you go out into the sun, and as your skin starts becoming the same color, you'll like it more. When you first shave your head like that, it could be a little off-putting, but make sure when you go outside, you're letting the sun hit it, so you're evening out your skin tone, that'll make you feel better about it.
Starting point is 00:05:13 You're gonna be all occupied. You bring up pictures of Merr from Mimpractical Jokers, like Younger, and what he does with his hair now, and the different, I'm telling you, this is the difference that'll be for you, Jacob. You look at the cool difference of this. I'm telling you this is the difference it'll be for you Jacob. Does you look the cool difference of this?
Starting point is 00:05:25 I'm not adopting this for any reason so I appreciate it it's not my thing. You appreciate it. You're breaking up with it. You know I see great things in your future I just don't think it's with me but I want to appreciate it. It's good dude. Yeah good. You look good.
Starting point is 00:05:42 You look clean. You look a little bit more dude. I don't You'll have beard coming a little bit more, dude. I don't want to have to grow a lifelong distraction on my face. Distraction is to look. I don't want to look. I like the way I look before. Yeah, I have to grow a fucking jaw and neckline. Thanks for bringing it up, Jacob. Now you do shave my beard.
Starting point is 00:06:02 I shave my beard and I got a whole bunch of different things happening on my face. I'm assuming jowls and necklumps like a pack of hot dogs. Jacob, you don't think I want to wear a hat like Lewitsky does, but I can't. I bet that I don't want to get silly not to wear on a hat. It's killing him. You're fine. I think you go to bed fine at night not wearing a cap. No, you know what? It bothers me. There's a lot of snapbacks out there I wish I could put on my head Let's the walk around being the guy with with the snapback on the last snap
Starting point is 00:06:33 And you don't see the major difference there Jacob better now We better now Okay, you disagree Guy on the left works for Costco guy on the right owns Costco. Yeah. No shit, dude. You got the beard and the fuck the shape down hair. It's way better looking. Look great, dude. Okay. You look fucking great. Now I'll say this and I will say this confidently. You have a better looking face already than Merr and your hair looks better than Merr's hair for sure. But I'm telling you, it's a look level up, I think, what you've done.
Starting point is 00:07:17 But if you hate it, I'm not going to bully into having it. I've only bring this up because I want you to be happy and handsome and you are. I don't feel like it. I've only bring this up because I want you to be happy and handsome and you are. I don't feel like I look now. No. I like how I looked. I was happy like keep going these Instagram videos that have been posting like throwbacks. I'm seeing how I looked a year ago and that's how I like looking. I'm coming back. There was some video of that that was posted today of how we looked, how it looked at the Maryland Manson concert. That's my look. That's how I like it. I noticed about those videos that I walk like a bitch. I saw that video. I'm like, look at this sashay and fucking tuts. I'm going back to the Cooper hair. You're going to look hot. You're going
Starting point is 00:08:04 to look hot. Christine better fucking learn how to block because I'm coming for you I just want to look like you better get that pass pro up because I'm coming to fucking it's Jay Would you say Jacob your thoughts? I just want to look like cap that's so much to ask Captain America. Oh, well, what are you fucking ahead? We all want to look like Chris to ask Chris that house. It is You fucking lunatic. You kidding me? Is it too much to ask? I'm not going to it's the journey
Starting point is 00:08:35 You gotta keep trying What can I ask what made you come to the decision to shave your head Jacob? Well, I mean I I needed a cut. And then you all said, I'm in quarantine now anyway. So I might as well do it now and to shoot for them whether I like it or not. When I buzzed the only time my life, I've ever buzzed my head.
Starting point is 00:08:56 It was, I used to clean this nail salon. I used to clean their floors. And I was late. I was supposed to do it on Sunday and they weren't back till Tuesday because of a holiday, so I could do it on Monday. And I went late I was supposed to do on Sunday and they weren't back till Tuesday because of a holiday So I could do it on Monday and I went in with my friends and I buzzed my head and immediately was like Oh
Starting point is 00:09:14 Did not get it if Jay told you Dan you got a shave your head and grow beard you wouldn't you you would be bummed Dude, I would I would would I be bummed? Oh, I would I would I would I be bummed? Oh after I'm saying what after I shaved a different shape the different shaped head than you I got a good round head. You got a great round head mines long elongated and lumpy. It's fucking weird Dude, you j. Loo has got a good head for bald head Lewis j. Gomez is a great head for bald head I don't know if Dave Smith does I don't know if, uh, I think if Dave buzzes head, he's got a, he's got a good head. I certainly don't have a good head for shaving. It's like, Shane's got a bad one. I've got a bad one. Oh, my God. You would have a good head for shit being shaved. Oh, it's just my head's not like, uh, it's not symmetrical. You know
Starting point is 00:10:02 what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah., mine's told you man lumpy and long, old lumpy and long, so yeah, I don't know. Black Lou, how's your shaved head? All right. Well, terrible. It's not, it's not good. That's why he's coming back with the fucking uh, corn rows or twists. I'm still having a high top faith. Yeah. Black Lou's basically committing to having much more of a black haircut. He's coming back with blacker hair, bigger and blacker. The longer beard. Becky, Christina, you guys gave no thoughts on Jacob's hair, which did not make him feel
Starting point is 00:10:33 more confident. I'll tell you that. No, Christine told me I needed to have it tanned because it's not looking good now. You didn't say that because here's the thing. We can't tell with the lighting you're under under the, the, I don't know, I guess where you live on the moon of Endor, surrounded by thousands of moons and suns. Jacob looks like a trapped miner. Look at Angel's hair.
Starting point is 00:10:54 I thought Angel's got great hair. You're the astute. Rufall hair. He's got David Blaine trapped in ice hair. Yeah. So nice. Angel looks at you, he's doing up close magic. and tracked an ice hair. Yeah. So nice. So nice. So nice. Angel looks at you.
Starting point is 00:11:08 He's doing up close magic. Yeah. Angel hair cucking you, Jacob. Is this your card? Is this your card? He's just looking cool in the background. It's like a dagger. He's so coin-o.
Starting point is 00:11:18 Is this your card? Oh, no, it's not your card. Check inside of your mouth. Yes, that's your card. It's quietly looking perfect in the background really does Angel almost has Bradley Cooper hair. Yeah Well, I noticed a little bit. Yeah, he just got a nice mop on him, dude Yeah, you can't live your life in envy, bro. Oh
Starting point is 00:11:40 Watch me Hey Oh, watch me. Hey, Cambers, this is Blacklew and welcome back to the Bonfire's Best of the Week. After a discussion of outdoor markets, Dan and Jay pondered what exotic animals they would eat if their lives depended on it. Honestly, I'd eat anything if my life depended on it. Crocodiles, Jack rabbits, that's exotic, right? It's so funny, me and Christina's got a delivery and the male guy handed me the packages and I came inside and disinfected the, I'm gonna leave him sit for 20 minutes, disinfected.
Starting point is 00:12:07 Nice. Smart. That cardboard man, you're gonna hand you cardboard, you're like, dude, why don't you just hand me a fucking bucket of AIDS, dude? Yeah. Because here you go, this is, you go, what is this? It's toxic waste. Why are you handing me this, you know?
Starting point is 00:12:22 You're one of this, yeah, this is the, this is the bat. This is the bat broth you asked for. What? The woolhorn bat broth? Oh, I got some woolhorn bat broth coming in. Our mailman, our mailman couldn't be our agent. I met him before. Lovely. He's a lovely fella.
Starting point is 00:12:42 He has a mask angle. I don't know. I just heard the cardboard thing so I just spray it down and what do you spray it down with? Like Lysol. You should make your own air lock chamber. My aunt has been to that outdoor market. He's gonna world traveler and she did say to me, it's like the Bronx Zoo meets
Starting point is 00:13:06 an outdoor market. Anything you think you could see in a zoo is basically from the menu. Yeah. Oh, yeah, for sure. The animals that you have a nature special film here are just a menu there. Yeah, zebra sticks. That's just Christine's making that tomorrow, but those aren't. You guys are going to barbecue or grill them. Oh, we're going to grill them. Okay. That's not exotic enough for that market. Yeah, because we did like ostrich anus soup. It was pretty good. It ends up looking more like columnari, but you know, you definitely, you know, not like the ack ribs as much as I thought I was going to.
Starting point is 00:13:50 Yeah, absolutely. I found, I'm into humans now. I just eat human flesh. That's where kind of where I've turned on. Do you know, it's funny now. What's right with you? The air is right now. Human flesh is the most dangerous flesh to eat.
Starting point is 00:14:03 It is the most yet. It's got the most fucking viral virus pumping through it. How'd you get it, man? Did you get it from eating a bat? Like, no, a person. You're gonna shit. A homeless guy. I call a homeless guy. I call it the tracks. They, uh, what's funny now is seeing people. There's nothing. What's the first animal I would eat is. What the what? Huh? If I had to eat an exotic animal, which is the. I'll tell you know, gorilla, dude.
Starting point is 00:14:32 Gorilla's too tough. The meat would be too tough. I think hipopotomous. You might get around. I want to eat. I want to eat the animal with spirit. I want the side of me. I want a gorilla.
Starting point is 00:14:43 I want a hawk. I want a gorilla. I want to fuck. I want to be a gorilla like those girls in the Jersey Shore like big gorilla. So you want, would you eat gorilla heart? Yeah, do totally to have the heart of a gorilla. No, not all. Probably just a shit liquid and have like, you know, a kind of enjoyable experience. To Corona J is different. I'm wearing fucking T-shirts now. I'm going to the coolest, fucking Jersey short, dude, I gotta go to T-shirt shop.
Starting point is 00:15:10 Man, are you gonna go full Jersey short on us during this team? Is this what's gonna happen to your personality? Oh, this hat, as soon as my bedazzle gets here, this thing's gonna be different. Man, it's gonna be nuts to meet Jim Laundry, Jim Tann Laundry. However the fuck it works. GTLJ.
Starting point is 00:15:26 Oh, it's hot. Well, it's gonna be go. Oh, what I was gonna say is a lot of vegans are starting to talk shit online now. They're like, if you eat, if you eat animal products, you can't be making jokes about the coronavirus. It's like, shut the fuck up, you dorks. Want a bet, bitch? Yeah, watch me work, queen.
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Starting point is 00:16:52 like literally and start a virus that points out at real life. Hello, Camper. This is DJ Liu. On Thursday's Corona Lost tapes, this is taped a couple weeks ago, and Justin Silver joins everyone at J's house. In this clip, they talk about Christine's high school crush on Danny Zuko. Christine, who was the dude? Who were like the dudes? Oh, yeah. And what do they look like, man?
Starting point is 00:17:15 Yeah, who's the dude? Who is the hottest dude at your high school when you were like a freshman? Show us dudes. Show us dudes. Show us dudes. Show us dudes. Show us dudes. Christine's like ex like Flings and whatever are always relatively disappointing
Starting point is 00:17:28 Yeah, you want to see the guy that was like the man at an outdoor California high school I was probably there's a guy that was like on I'm trying to remember his name But he was like on the football team and he was also like Danny Zuko in Greece Yeah, and I think he got into Harvard. He was like the guy He's a guy shituko. I'm shit. Yeah. Oh, he played, I think he was like, you know, you're the leather jacket and a pompadour. No, he was like the lead in the school play and captain the football team.
Starting point is 00:17:53 Yeah. Super smart. City work part time is down. He's good. Out of your ship too. He's about to go gay guy. Yeah. Oh, he may have been.
Starting point is 00:18:02 I can't remember his name though. Yeah. No one has a cannon and does do go Or you get first down he's like he's having a fuck at a 50 yard catch with somebody going like I got Supply and then and boosts the control. He goes, all right, fade out. He goes, you know what I'm like, it's a, you want to blow, blow, blow, blow, blow, blow.
Starting point is 00:18:31 It's the one that I want. You want the one, hmm. But I've done 60 times Justin will love this now too, and I don't care, because it makes everybody laugh that we do it for. The funniest thing that I believe was cut out of the Comedy Central show was doing, I've done it for so many people since the when they mic up a football player NFL films, Mike's just that's the funniest that we
Starting point is 00:18:52 were doing. I had sal rolling on that. The Rose even. Love it. Plus 45 what 45 blue blue blue yeah. Oh day. Oh day. Yes. He goes. All right. I see you. I see you. Oh Yeah Oh I'll see you I'll see you Oh, all right big man. That's how you do it. He rolling he rolling Hey, right, hey, right, we're gonna work out for better work out for rough better get the man Knocked out that away, baby.
Starting point is 00:19:25 You ready to get that? Go, baby. Go, baby. Go, baby. Yeah. But then you hear the other guy away from him. We go like, Fuck you, baby. Hey, it's DJ Liu again.
Starting point is 00:19:36 And in this little bonus clip from Thursday's quarantine loss tapes, Christine and Justin Silver are arguing over music. And this started because someone said, sublime sucks cock. But listen, Jay and I talk about this. Like, if I never heard the Beatles again, I couldn't give you shit. I know the grade. I just don't care. I just don't care. Not during the teen. Not during the teen. What? I like some Beatles. But I just don't care. I had a really
Starting point is 00:20:02 long day and I hate the fucking Eagles. Dude, listen to this. Sublime fucking stinks and the presidents of the United States of America stink. No, no shit. That's the both true. Those are both. Who are your five favorite bands? Tool plus a fur tool. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:20:18 Perfect. The Rolling Stones. A book of poems that made it wrote once at a cookbook. At a cookbook, he was a co-op. A short movie. No scores. Tool, the Rolling Stones. My favorite A.U's man is probably the cars. A book of poems that made it wrote once at a cookbook. He was a co-op Tool the Rolling Stones my favorite a used man is probably the cars Cars are great
Starting point is 00:20:35 Car is good I'd have Fleetwood Mac My favorite hip hop my favorite hip hop is other Nazar Wu Tang do we brothers? Nazar Wu Tang is my favorite hip hop my favorite hip hop is other nozor Routang do be brothers you know Nozor Routang is my favorite hip hop and they Let me go like a classic rock band. I have oh All right, what's the music? I like that you've been told by others is awful because you've got to have it Oh, I've heard I've heard people tell me how much tools things constantly guilty pleasure guilty pleasure is like No, I really can't stand Drake. I just don't I don't get that at all guilty pleasure And I'll be and I'll be honest it dude It's like electronic music is like a guilty pleasure. I think fucking deadmouses dope. I think some I think some so much that dubstep is great and
Starting point is 00:21:20 Sublime sucks. Oh Christ. Yeah, but I I can put that in a box a category you can't do a coke off a guy's dick to sublime yes you can do I like I'm done up dicks to sublime I love dude Dan some of my favorite dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude That's brilliant music. Yeah, everybody open a little extra their choices and Christine's a free would never a free would max grade I love anything Josh. Hommy really I could go. I love anything out of the desert. You know But Jay likes me Jay likes 80s pop so like stuff that your mom like your stuff a young girl would listen to in the 80s He was raised a little Asia heated the moment. I love it. I take my shirt off right now Dan and Dan. I love it. I take my shirt off right now Dan and I love it. I love course blows Course the chorus of heated the roller no, it's the build up. That's so great pink Floyd's got to be no pink Floyd's in my favorite bands
Starting point is 00:22:15 I would move I would move I would move Zeppelin out and put pink Floyd in there's got to be like a corn-esque band That I don't like that you like Kill switching gauge not a fan that would be one I would say do you know much other shit? No, I can't see a matter of fans a matter of fan like I just never over looked into their stuff I like every genre of music. We're all like three eleven I like I like one three eleven song. I think me to one. Was it Amber? No, that's the worst the one. I'm trying to I'll never do that beautiful No, that's not the one I
Starting point is 00:22:50 Three 11 each dick dude, and here's this you know, I love this I'll look up when it comes to like fucking Feminist chick rock throwing a little ony the Franco and goddamn Tori Amos I will go I'm not I will we will see there. I will go to a Torieimos concert with you fucking tomorrow. She's brilliant. I told you I would go with you. I will watch her take a piss on a wrap. You would breathe coronavirus to go see Torieimos. Torieimos, you would break the laws of society.
Starting point is 00:23:16 Yeah, I think I have a very varied, doing everybody go and row to blind socks. I think I have a great and varied music taste and Jay says everything I listen to sucks. Well, you guys have a blind sucks. I think I have a great and very music taste and Jay says everything I listen to sucks Well, you guys have a no-trick relationship. Great. I took me a couple years to just play music in the house And not be upset that Jay would tell me how awful it was like I had to push through that phase of our relationship There's a good year where I just like didn't listen to any music I liked that I didn't think Jay would like in my own home. I got Christina's take a shower
Starting point is 00:23:44 I was oh no no it seems to go What you called to let's go like oh Johnny Mitch what do you fucking what are you knuckle in your clit in there? Yeah, what why would you why would I be jerking off to Johnny Mitchell? That seems like dyke rock dude Jay you and I listen to bet middler in the car and Barbara Strasen oh and Your point? I don't freak out like you.
Starting point is 00:24:08 I freak out about the fact that I'm dying. You were so good at your sucks, I go, I used Don't Understand music. You're a video. I bet J2 he thinks that everything he likes is great. Everything you like that he doesn't like sucks. And it's obvious, like, you don't understand music. Hey, it's Big J. Algracin.
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