The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Summer of Sweatshirts

Episode Date: June 8, 2021

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Hey, it's Big J. Okerson and Dan Soder. Welcome to the Bonfire podcast. We'll have new episodes every morning, Tuesday through Friday. You want more bonfire. You can hear our full show every day on SiriusXM. You can go to SiriusXM.com slash Bonfire for a special three-month offer. The Bonfire! You're saying you were batting around the idea of, because're talking about wearing shorts enough. Yeah, I'm wearing a T-shirt tonight on the skeins. Do it do it do it Christine just got me a new t-shirt a plain black t-shirt. I'm happy I don't I haven't tried it yet. You haven't tried it on yet? No, man. I'm on t-shirts. I found this shirt at a,

not as much heavier I wore a lot of t-shirts. Yeah, you swear to yourself all the time. And then, what is it now? Is it the way they fit? You don't like the way that the tightness of them? I don't know. I don't know what it is. Because I, I don't think we're the same,

but I think we suffer from a similar thing of body dysmorphia where there's like, I wear double XL t-shirts. I'm a monster. No you're not though. No you're not. And then you know what's you know what really helps when you're out in the city? Just start checking out men's tits.

Yeah, a lot of men have tits. Because you don't realize most. And then you see it and you're like, hey, oh that's how shirts look. Yeah. And then it makes you feel better. I know I do. It does stare me. It does stare me. It's a men's tits. I really I get I feel so good for people when they're

brave to me. Yeah. I'm like man this guy's hot and he's just wearing a tank top. So brave. But that is a different kind of tank. That's a tank top confidence. You have to have a good body to wear a tank top. T- everyone's sleeveless shirts, but only to go run errands. I Wouldn't even do that. I don't wear sleeveless shirts. I wear always a full-tank. Oh cruise people what's going on here? See, I mean look at you take a take a piece dude. Go ahead black loot. Don't act like you don't fucking love it Me you you're not even gonna know what's going on in my torso look at at what Christine got, looking at my fucking arm tats on camera. Yeah, I wear a crew neck. I'm like a, I'm like monarchy.

You'll never see me without a t-shirt. I might do a t-shirt. I would be like, if a t-shirt, t-shirts will show my tattoos a little more, which I like that. Yeah, but I don't know. Listen, I miss hoodies already. Yeah, I already miss it And I'm excited for their colors got a whole batch of crew neck sweatshirts. Yeah from Johnny Glover Awesome. Yeah, and I got a new one and I was excited and now you just look Christine already through the first one

I only wore one so far Christine already threw it in the dryer for hot men. So welcome back home Christine Oh, why to shrink it? You think think it's gonna shrink? Do those shrink? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you can't drive them shit. It's all I had a cool purple. It's merged. It's still merged Yeah, I had a Queens of the Stone Age purple one that I ordered that was like I think I wore it on a Like you've seen me wear it at home. It was baggy and big. It was like the perfect stoner sweatshirt Yeah, and then Katie was being very nice. Yeah, it just did the laundry and then dry that hoodie and now it looks like tight And I'm like no no no no no you took away all of the I For Christina to go on her trip. I she had to do all of her laundry because I

I know what it's like to have something dry that you don't want to ride yeah, and I just I Want to do it to somebody I love whoa? Doesn't go both ways in this house. It's fine. What something dry that you don't want to ride yeah, and I just I wouldn't want to do it to somebody I love whoa doesn't go both ways in this house. It's fine. What are you gonna do? so I was in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania this weekend Thanks to everyone that came out to the improv had a wonderful time. Did you go to Pemantie brothers? Yes, really was it awesome? well We got it we ordered out so we had it because the nuggets nuggets were playing the blazers and it was the fourth quarter. And there were a permanent brothers was about to close and it's next to the club.

Oh, it is. Yeah, it's right in the not the original one. Oh, they put one in the pool. Okay. So I was like, I'm not going anywhere. Yeah, this game six. And I want to watch it into this game. And they were and Paul the GM was like, oh, we can just order it. And so I was like, fucking yeah, I know, I mean, you know, I brought joints with me. So I was just smoking in the green room watching the nuggets beat the blazers. And then, um, uh, Mercface, Andy and I and, uh, Seneca, who is MC and had an awesome time, but that was Thursday night. Friday night, Saturday I always eat really early

because I know I'm gonna wake up at like four in the morning so I don't wanna eat at midnight when I normally eat. So Friday I was like, oh I'll go with the morning fear flight. Yeah, for my flight, to fly back to New York on Sundays. So Friday night I usually eat late after the second show. Usually you can find something.

I kind of like there to be nothing open except fast food because then I have the excuse. And so I was like, well, I'll do a little Wendy's. So I found a Wendy's that was open until 2 a.m. We went and sat in this Wendy's drive-through and Merc Face Andy will testify to this for 35 minutes without moving. And we're like, there's clearly a problem.

We were like the fourth car. We were the fifth car, but back from the ordering station. And we're like, well, there's got to be something going on or else that person would have moved. Someone would have moved. That kept being my rationale. Someone would have moved. Finally, we're like, dude, let's just do McDonald's.

Let's just go to McDonald's. We pull out and they're shut down. The Wendy's is completely shut down. And these cars are just sitting there. So I was like, I felt so dumb Dota McDonald's, we pull out and they're shut down. The Wendy's is completely shut down and these cars are just sitting there. So I was like, I felt so dumb that we just blew that time because by the time we got to McDonald's, it was closed. So then we drive over to a Taco Bell.

It's got five minutes until the Taco Bell closes and they shut off the line. So sheets was too far away, and I'm in Pennsylvania, so I was like, I can always do sheets, but I tried another gas station sandwich called Get Go. It was to bad name. Yeah, it's not a good name, and it was like if wall wall was on drugs.

If it was on really? Yeah, it was like, you could order the sandwiches in there, the bread on the sandwiches? Phenomenal, come on really yeah, it was like you could or use order the sandwiches in there the bread on the sandwiches phenomenal come on Loved it stop it. I tell you the bread that I had a regular deli sandwich grab and go no get and go Get go I think it's just called get go Get go get go get go get go get go where yeah, but I got a I got a turkey sandwich. It's obviously clearly not even in the ballpark of all while but it was like a

Cheap not a deadly meat quality Not terrible It was it always wet? Did it look like your turkey ran there? No, there's no sweat. There was very little sweat on the meat. No turkey sweat, but there was some there was there was a Musk did it have a shape that was be unnatural turkey? Uh, I don't know because they really fucking rocked me with mayo and mustard which I appreciate. Okay. Well, I'll tell you what It's it talk talk about a smoke screen that works

Is there a bad ham sandwich if it's slathered with mayo? No. I was just holding it and it was dripping. And as I'm eating this get-and-go, just so happened to be watching the flippin' channels in the very end of Fus-bud.

So I got to watch the song. The song live. It's a hard road when you're freaks to loan. When you're eating a get-go. It's a long road. Merc Face got it. Merc Face got a chicken parm. And it was like it was terrible.

Wow. I'll tell you what. I've been in a quick trip. Quick trip throws. This is probably all in the realm of quick trip. Yes. Why would you say it has a little extra zip in their step because want to say how much culture where they come from?

Yeah. Two, it's, you can't argue with the baked goods. Where would they get their baked goods from? It's right to them. There's not those apple fritters somewhere else. No. And by the way, they're what it didn't even Conquer plate trying to look for an apple fritter or anything of the sorts I'll tell you's coming up and I've just looked at them. I've never I've never jumped in there

And can't be that good because it's the quality of the place, but 7-11 really they have it they have a baked goods little cabinet there that makes me every time I walk by I look at it and I go Look similar, you know it is. it's a it's a homeless check with night tits what it is isn't it yeah you know I go down here oh what's up oh you're going to struggle those into that fucking party you probably do anything for a warm place to sleep oh you're got jelly filled alone at 1.30 a.m. here in a 7-11. He's going on. Yes, 7-11 is a good brand recognition? Sure. Well, I mean, Christine got something from 7-11 once, right by the counter.

Did I gotta tell you? Top notch dessert treat. They're brookie? What is that? Who? It's a brownie with a big old cookie baked into it What like in the fly when the when the breed when the two things mix and they got like the grumble fly of desserts To now these two went through the fly machine perfectly. It's the perfect merging

Well, I've seen some bad mergings. You shouldn't mix her into. I'm still not bacon and chocolate. Go fuck yourself. Can I try it? Can I say? I'm seeing a lot of doughnuts as bread on a burger. No thanks. It's insane. Now Last night me and Christina Froyo, yeah, yeah, I'm bragging a little bit. We have fro you in a place that offers delicious delicious ice cream Ice cream sandwiches and the sandwiches are fresh baked doughnuts Now you're talking something makes sense. Yes. I never understood the doughnuts outside of chicken

Donut meat. I think you're an ass if you get that. I don't like donut meat I'm gonna go chicken and waffles all together. Yeah, I'm talking to you, Black Lou. Chicken and waffles all together Yeah, I will I might turn the entire carnival community against me when I say this right now, but I think fried Oreos suck Well, that's now I'm having a problem with you there. That's crazy. I would rather have a regular Oreo Okay, fine crazy I would rather have a regular Oreo. Okay fine. You've had a regular Oreo, but to say the fried Oreo's it's now it doesn't. It's not only just suck. I was being divisive, but it's a great device. Yeah, we're not even talking about it with a powdered with a powdered sugar. It's on. But it's not even a similar thing in that that's funnel cake wrapped around. Yeah, you're right.

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You better make it a batch. Some tone you want while you guys are just sitting there. When you guys are all full off your cake Oreo. Yeah. When you guys are bloated from all your fucking bread. Now you listen, you can mix all kinds of sweets. And then the salty that gets in there has to be, I gotta be able to see it

do you know what I mean like I love the crunch of a pretzel in ice cream wouldn't love the crunch of iceberg lettuce that makes sense like dude lettuce I want that I don't want carrots in my in my ice cream it sounds ridiculous yeah they do it no no no please god is there someone look at it so maybe veggie ice cream I'm not talking about veggie ice cream like it's made from like you know blend it up fucking broccoli I'm talking about like instead of delicious that a felons and chocolate and brownie bits and broccoli broccoli Oh, this is my this is my broccoli and split pea fucking vanilla ice cream if there's nothing we should take this to shark tank by the way Throw together just let's get a basic ice cream recipe

Let's make it and then let's just throw in lime abeans and shredded carrots, and maybe iceberg lettuce Now that's it for some snap of hog and don's Japan and also real in tomato ice cream. Let me tell you this if it's Japanese It's real because they do while we as we know with the Kit Kat flavors I know do but this is that's now on a different level tomato ice cream Hogan does flavor combos veggies are to eat the peas what? Here's what's gonna happen. It's called spoon veg. She's what happens with something like this It's gonna it's just a basic it's gonna be some kind of coloring in it

It's tomato cherry and carrot orange. Oh Yeah, veggie spiked scoops Japanese are nuts dude just look at it guys unblur your dicks and all this will um it will stop Just show each other your penises and it's okay. Yeah, man. Just do gays stuff. It's pride month No, I didn't say do gays up because you know they blur it okay. Yeah, man, just do gays stuff, it's Pride Month. No, I didn't say do gays stuff, you know how they blur it out. Yeah, yeah. Just look at it, it's dick.

Yeah, just look at it, and then do gays stuff with it, it's Pride Month. If you want to, even if you don't, just support this month. Just do. It's just a lot of stuff. Oh, did you guys see the tweet that someone tweeted at me that Feldman said that we're the work of the devil?

Did he really? Yeah, yeah, that were the work of the devil did he really yeah that shows the work of the devil there are they are low-life hashtag stalkers who have been obsessed with trying to destroy my music career with a decade of slanderous episodes i'm gonna cut right in right here and say so i've been six years but yeah strapping we haven't been around for a day.

And it hit fairs to him, it probably is felling a deck. Oh my God. I work in here, guys, remember for 10 years. I could really care, dude, he uses my, he does the, you hashtag stalkers is pretty hilarious. I could really care less what they say or do. They can laugh now, but when hashtag judgment comes,

the smiles will be gone as you read what is that a shirt but it's just him being cool also he does the biggest everyone does this where they they're trying to say I couldn't care less yeah and he says I really could I could really care less oh so you you're mad about it. I could care less I don't make me mental I could really take up nuts Well, it's a You're putting less

There's most say I couldn't care less. I couldn't care less. Yeah, you're right. I could all right Corey care less Yeah, you're right. I could. So all right, Corey care less. Yeah, if you could Wait, you could care. Yeah, care less. It's just care less. Dude, take the weight off yourself. We just love you as an actor for on. I just see what I do Yeah, I can't with the problem with the problem child for un For un unmemorable reasons. I can't even think. I've watched his performances again, like several times recently. We brought it up on the show again. Yeah, dude.

Yeah, and then I- We have our DVD- Oh my- Just all my own, man, sometimes, because I'll say what we don't go to on the show enough, because the second performance of Take a Stand, that's a- But before we found that, that's the gem of the two yes but sometimes you do forget about the baby baby let's go for it and just like the weird like the date like his robot dancing in the beginning I don't

know how we've ruined we have ruined his music career how's that we purchased we put asses in seats we also I think we've purchased albums Yeah, fuck you dude. Yeah, we did you know I'm firing back at you now, man I also if you here's the thing about ego if you would have just listened to our show and heard us be like dude We're actually fans of yours just admit that maybe your music isn't as good as your acting Yeah, but who are we to tell I guess you're right I mean, just a consumer. I just think it acting. Can I still do it? Not your great actor.

You're a thespian, dude. He's a great actor. I'm still in the role. Sorry, I'm still in the role. Sorry, I'm still in the role. Oh, wait, his music. Because he's acting. You mean him to me?

No, I don't. To his acting? No, I think he's a better, he's a much better actor. I would. I don't think he's more. If I go, I'll be honest with you. I don't think any more, man. I think he's a better he's a much better actor. I would I don't think If I go to be honest, we I don't think anymore, man. I think he's I don't think he put off I mean you've had the redemption story you want to see have him get back into acting and pop up in a thing where he can get over They have a great role and do a good job at the role. Yeah, I don't know if they did

If they did if they did a goonies reunion, so I'm saying like he would probably it would probably show how bad He actually I don't know if he can do the part, but it'd be great if he could what if he just came back and nailed it Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I mean this is just I mean come on. Yeah, I mean that's really go for it's It's in the fucking down the fucking put you down. Yeah, but then they put you down Everything is down. That hoodie is, I mean, I don't know who's talking about it. At length, that hoodie is awesome. It could be bad to it, ew.

I'll do it. It's the hood I wasted, it came with my things. Unfortunately, none of his hoods are connected. Just hoods. Who does hoods that you zip up? Yeah. It is, I was, we can change topics now. It's like something Godfrey would have worked 10 years ago. But topics. I'm a god for you when I wore ten years ago

But something that I saw that he went you know when you see someone wear something. Oh, this is manjil. Yeah When you see something cool like if I could rock Fell dogs hoodie right here if I could get away with wearing it I absolutely would now you gotta try to you gotta make a big life would you say I do? You just have to go for it Yeah, dude go for it. Yeah, I mean when it comes to picking out your outfits Take take a stand take a stand Now you should go you could do a good reinvent if

But you don't like change I don't I reinvent if uh... but you don't like change i don't i absolutely getting used to it i do i like change like to to like fun wacky ship like when you came in today you said that uh... billions like we're gonna try new hairstyle for you and you're like no way and i was in my mind when you said that i was like so they said to me i'd be like what are we gonna try otherwise uh... yeah well no they weren't like

they were like uh like mean about it. They're like hey, we want to we want to make it your hair look like this for a scene and I was like, ah look what about this? And they're like, yeah, we'll do that. It wasn't a thing. So I but I thought it was going to get a haircut. Yeah, that was the whole point. And then they're like, no, you'll get a haircut in a couple days.

So I just can't left the house with crazy hair. I'm excited. You should learn to do a new style, dude. Yeah, some fun. Get a tray young, dude. No, do tray young has the worst hair and face What? Yeah, face now. That's a good looking dude. What? Trayon is ugly dude. There's no way you could think he's ugly black Lou is tray young you made a face when he said I think I think he's a good looking guy. It's stupid. Thank you

Bring up tray a Christine you why you gonna make me do this to a guy who I hope I hope is fucking Clavical breaks The next day fucking beats the sixers who still want to kiss him He's a good guy. Yeah, I think he's got yeah if he was on the sixers I'd be like good because he's cool looking but his hair does his hair is ridiculous You gotta do something with it. He's an ugly dude. He's got a crazy fear of his balding look at that. What that's weird No, these are He looks like one of those things where they show you what your kids are gonna look like and you're offended by it

I'm gonna picture him and chill. I'm gonna make him make gain faces and shit You're telling I mean he's one of the most dangerous players in the NBA But you're not telling me that's not a night manager at a gas station Can you just get him like a casual? Not at the NBA Can you just get him a casual, not a D.M.B.A. What do you say? Do you think he's better looking off the court? Well, she's out of uniform. She's trying to catch a dick pic. Yeah. Look at that. Look at that middle piece when he's giving the show.

He only brought you and only read the word uniform. You think this guy's hot, Jason? Come on. Type tray young, type jeans. I want to see what's breathing on those legs. I want to know if he's got a tremor. He's ready to cut through some dead of them. Trey young jeans. A light top.

Speaking of men's body parts, I never knew how big Jake Paul's nipples were. Logan Paul. Logan Paul's got some same thing. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. Logan Paul Logan Paul's got some things because of pepperoni nips. Got some massive nips. Yeah, what? Dude, he's not better at all.

He's got nice. He's talking about structure. No, his hair was thinning. He was close to 300 pounds. Um, he's he's like, you know, cooking guy and he's fucking up. He's so good at basketball. Yeah, he's like stunning, but he's like you know good looking guy and he's fucking up He's so good at basketball. Yeah, he's very good. I mean until you put Matisse thibal or Teresa Maxion Shut that shit down right quick instead of putting the old ass Danny green on him, but that's this is personal

I gotta get the doc they would put Danny green when you have Ben Simmons who will shut his shit down and then put Danny Green when you have Ben Simmons who will shut his shit down and then after that thigh bowl and Maxi that did shut him down. So he's just listen and don't listen. Trey Young though sparks such like anger and people because he is he's that guy he hits the half court shot and then also hits the fucking stupid float or it looks like it shouldn't go in or maybe It's also an alley-yup dunk. Here's the here's the thing of why people while he why he draws hate is because Dame Lillard was doing that to us the whole series. He's nailing these like fucking 40 foot shots But he's just stone cold about it. He's just always his face is the same Trayoung puts a lot of like

Shushes the crowd tells him to shut the the fuck up. He does like, he like taunts him in a way that for some that doesn't care about that series. He took the bouch. He took the bouch at the end of the end of the next one. But if you could bring up that next video, it's a guy and I spider-bent thing. This is what Dan, you didn't see this. I didn't see this. You've seen it, little black little you saw this. I'll do this is is it's not even about what they're saying But Trayon just realize you're gonna heat something at one point and watch a guy's reaction to himself He just yeah, this is it. He's trying

This is so funny good play Fuck my dick Fuck Trayon Trayon looks like my dad's dick The whole video is great, but that's the thing this guy he just couldn't think of any there is got his not work well off the cuff That is the best guys improv skills are not it's like not to trusted. Whatever, he's fucking, he looks like my dad's dick. I mean, I never see my dad's dick. But if I did, I bet it's ugly. But yo, it's my dick, so I did, I didn't want it.

I didn't want it. Maybe I was asleep and then all of a sudden my covers got lifted up and it felt cold. He made me be a lady. He made me be a lady. He made me be a lady. One time my assistant cried at the Shutter Cup. Fuck you, Trium. Fuck you, Trium.

One time, my dad. My stepmom made us elephant walk around the living room. She was naked too him laughing at our pieces slapping her Fuck you try Try on he looks so visible what I don't know I think a lot of weird stuff This my dad use a gun in my room and touch my Tussi Yo, Trayon you ugly like that dead kid I found and then I would come back

And I would sleep with him cuz I knew that he was alone he wouldn't tell One more time Yeah Oh He's so great Oh My dad's dick I better not catch train. Thank me. I better not catch train. Thank me. Oh, yo, give me a shot New York, oh, New York Oh Is

JL valley I Young Fuck that That would have been the best if they're like I always want to see them just unveil the person We've talked about that before you'd be like will these right there? Oh, that's good. He's all he's all taped up and ready to fight man The next one of these videos if the person ever listens to this, I hope they do the thing where they're like, well you say to them, fuck you're up, he's coming right now. He's just stealing his videos. He's coming from my little way.

He's coming from so far away. Looks like my dad's dick, but anyways, that's a, it looks like my dad's dick. You would have you guys think that's not it me, I didn't see it. See, my people think of me differently because he always fucked me in the dark. Oh, God. Man, that is a smart idea though, just to get great internet clips is to stand outside of a Furious people after a bad game and be like hey, what do you think of this guy that just hurt you Like if they would have caught me coming out of the Super Bowl

And then I go to about Patrick my homes. I'm like oh fucking tell you what I think about that fucking The journals in the face Just making random noises. Start clacking my feet. Katie's like, hey, you might want to get out of here. I got to say this. I got to spider my costume is fantastic, right? It is.

That is movie quality. You're telling me that's not Toby McGuire movie quality? Fan film. That's Toby McGuire, fan. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Toby McGuire, there was textured on the arms That's clearly just like this is just a play a play like a super tight suit and the guys in shape and all that shit so it works Also, I just my anxiety about going my anxiety about going wait, I want to kiss him. I would kiss him

I got to hear what this is. I would I would tell him he's a very good basketball player and that was very frustrating Watching you beat my team good Trayon was here right now. I put it in here. Fuck. Jay Young's book. Jay Young's book. Oh, hey, fuck my dick, great young. I mean, that level of anger. Oh, now go to the video though. Show him bowing.

We doesn't think in bows. It's it's pretty bad at sports. It's very Iverson stepping over. Toronto. I love it. Do you think he's going to get under your skin during the six year series. He already did. Yes, oh, you mean with his attitude towards shit?

No, dude, the Philly fans are fucking vicious. So like, if you want to antagonize them, fucking go for it. Are you guys gonna get somebody from Atlanta killed in a parking lot? Yeah, it's, yeah, someone's gonna get a battery whipped at him. Because they're coming. There's some Atlanta fans there. They were showing them in the audience. No, you know, this one's saying, I'm like, oh, I saw a tweet of a guy standing on the

hand full. That's what I was like a handful. So it's like that guy like that guy last night is lucky to the sixers made it a very exciting game by the end. Damn, I watched the end of it. It was so they were done by almost 30. Yeah, and then I saw that I saw you guys were down by six and I was not even a slight stress. Not even a slight stress. It's fine. They bad defensive plant and they also will not miss three pointers like that again. They missed so much. They were cranking them and they were just taking bad shots. It was, we was Danny Green's got to step up. It was his fault. Sort of they lost that game. But love Danny Green. They're going to take the series. No worries.

So this tray young taking about massive square guard after he knocked the nicks out of the playoffs Yeah, making the bigger screen And here it comes there are super star away as tray young easily one of the undiliest players Yeah easily one of the ugliest players. Oh my god. Oh man, he just carried three into fucking. That was great. Yeah. I think I show back. The pregame show presented by

the show with the battle here. here show here hits it Man, damn that's great. That's got to feel just a silence in an arena like that just being like I just ended your whole Fuckin in your season in your house in your house, and then you bow. Oh, I would curtsy Dude, he's impressive man. They won the five four game and now he and now they're wanting their up a game One oh in the five one game. Yeah, that's great. Well both of our teams are in the second round So hopefully we play the sons tonight at 10 Did you I said this when I walked in and you said it for you now Devon booker, I think terrible He I think he looks like my dad's dick Yeah, and I actually saw my dad's dick cuz I slept with him in a pullout bed

He's an odd looking guy Devon booker. He's got the complexion of fucking the jigsaw puppet But what I think about Every time I watch the Suns which will be in my head the entire time Was that girl that sucked all their dicks That we watched on the no jumper podcast. Oh, yeah that girl that was like yeah, you know Whatever then the suns came over and I sucked all their dicks and then they came in while I was getting fuck from behind And I was like one more mouth open. Yeah, you just took turns fuck a mom out. So I'm just it's just fun to think of that We like and then yoke it's just fun to think of that really like. Ah, and then Yokech Hopefully can keep pace

You know there was a girl doing comedy this weekend From girls got to eat podcast at the stand. Yeah, it's being like those girl podcasts. I don't know if they show what his girls got I did that podcast. I did it a couple years ago Because they were friends with Jared freed. Yeah, I'm not gonna say name to shoot anybody, but I mean Oh, yeah, no, I don't she's a very younged. I'm not gonna say name to shoot anybody but I mean. Oh yeah, no I don't. She's a very young comic, I guess. Young and comedy. Yeah.

But like drew the entire audience. Yeah. It was the outside show. Oh. 90. Oh. Was 90. 9% women.

Oh yeah. And that's like, it's like, and she kind of bombed. Like, it was on front of her old people. Yeah, it was weird. Dude, that is when you go to one of those shows and it's all that It's a specific specific audience for a whole new one show and so they promote that one show Because bonfire fans are fun because we have a watch comedy show Well bonfire fans also are fans of a lot of other comedy like we've gotten a lot of fans from

Whether it be other podcasts or like Bennington or Jim and Sam you know what I mean? They know the comedy people. Yeah, they understand comedy Sometimes those podcasts are girls who are like I listen to this at my office and it's like my friend is there What is that show? What's girl gonna eat? That's what it is. It's like we talk about relationship and sex and stuff show what's girl gonna eat that's what it is it's like we talk about relationship and sex and stuff Basically they have comics on to be funny to fill the time for them and then they get all the That's exactly what it is what do they say they just ask you questions about like it was it was I did it when it was And do you like sad? Yeah, that's exactly how they're like what's up with Do you like to eat girls?

But John is And then it's just you being funny and then they're like thanks. Okay. We're gonna make $70,000 off of these reads. Yeah, that's all it is We're over here getting That's all it is. Yeah, that's why we're over here getting fucking quick. And Nick Golden Dan. Good question. Do you ever like put it in fast? She has, she had a dog.

And I was like, she had a dog and I liked her dog. And she's like, do you like dogs? And you're like, yeah, what's up? What is it? Do you ever like have sex in front of it? But then you, then you see them shout out on the road. They'll sell out like comedy clubs on a Wednesday. And you'll see the staff, they'll be like, yeah,

they did two shows of 600 each. And you're like, well, how's my weekend looking? They're like, you're half salt. You're about half salt. And you're like, cool. You've been listening to Sirius XM's Bonfire. New episodes every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows, always on SiriusXM!