The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Summer Reign

Episode Date: November 30, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Ocroson and welcome to the bonfire podcast. You can hear our full show every day on SiriusXM. Go to SiriusXM.com slash bonfire for a special offer. And now the bonfire with Big J. Ocroson and Dan Soder. SiriusXM facts talk 103. I don't know. DJ Lou Black. DJ Lou Black. DJ Lou Black. DJ Lou Black. I'm I'm DJ I'm I'm
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Starting point is 00:00:41 I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm Brennan, yeah. Brennan, the Reds broadcaster. Yeah. It's talking about how the world is. Yeah, I can't. And his apology. That's a bad couple of things to do with it. Castalano, we're gonna go deep to left. That's gonna put the Reds up by four.
Starting point is 00:00:51 I promise I will be a better man. The funniest one of 2020 easily. Easily in my mind, just got a moment. Anyone who knows me or knows I am not that guy. I am a Christian God-fearing man. I love all things made from God's touch. That's going to be cast a lot. I'm deep to left.
Starting point is 00:01:08 Even the beast with two backs. Yeah. Even if you're inside of another man, well, then that is just what it is. This is, I don't know when this was made, but this was. Oh, the thing that I think this was laying here the whole time. This is old. This is what she was still finding herself. You brought me the greatest laugh of 2021 with this song. We we did anybody listen to black Lou, did you listen to this yet? When I sent it, I didn't get a chance to listen. You didn't
Starting point is 00:01:36 listen to this. I'm so excited. You didn't listen to summer rain. So it's fine. Once we're here, it's fine as people didn't listen to it. It's. Did you listen to it? No, I was sick. I sick with it. What the fuck does that mean? What are you sick? Sick. Where do you back hanging out with little Bruce? You got one of them bad bad music Flams me up here. Let's just say a Brucy boy and I have been hanging out at bathhouses and turns out They're making a run of AIDS again. I like queers. All right, Christine. you don't have to keep proving it to everybody. Back in me up Christine. Well we always love, as you know, you know, little bonfire context, if you will. Bonfire context is this show loves to find people who try to do music terribly, or they try to do music and they do it terribly. And then we kind of like
Starting point is 00:02:20 do it. The best. Because I'll let you know, I have zero musical talent, but I have a lot of self-awareness, so I stay away from doing anything musically. These people have no musical talent. I have said I thought a funny thing would be that musically, I love doing music stuff, but I'm not very musically talented. But there's a difference of you can do it. You can pull it off. Carrier tune. Yes. That's what my mom always says. You can't carry a tune. Um, she's, and barely, but even that said, with the mediocre, nothing talent I have
Starting point is 00:02:58 at it, I sort of funny thing would be, man, if we had all comics like in the group of friends, somehow like a bass player, a keyboard player, so we should be a wedding band for people. I thought it'd be funny and just do covers. Just as a fun way to do music and whatever, you'd never see me in like a dog star or so there's no point where I'm going to be like, yo, now I got to let my music out of the bag now. What's, who's dog star? Dog star was, was that Kiana?
Starting point is 00:03:25 Jadledo. No, no, that's Kiana. So that was Kiana dog star. And then there's like grunt face was like, and then there's like Gerald Gerard Butler, not Gerard Butler, Russell Crowe. It was a grunt face or something like that. And then there was Hollywood vampires,
Starting point is 00:03:40 which was Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp is in Hollywood vampires. That was recent. Yeah, so. I love to play my music. I can't. Yeah, so I love to play my music. I do my friends. I just, you're not gonna, it's not gonna happen for me because you have, because we have an awareness
Starting point is 00:03:52 of your, where your town goes. So I'm not even saying in the world of whatever, if she was at a party and a very white party and they were passing around on microphone and do little freestyle things You might even look at this girl and go all right Just effect she'll be all confidence she'll be swinging her fucking hands after this song You know what you got there and did it no no, so here's So to give the context of all summer rain. This isn't way back content. No, we've played some rain song recently
Starting point is 00:04:23 It was end of a week. It's what happened for sure I'm looking at it. I mean how do we not know about this other one? Because this was end of the week and we can only get through do we do I think we even said do we do Birken bag? Do we watch that video and we did and we had about a 15 minute window to do it and we talked about it's her words like and who brought She's not ugly and her body's not bad But neither are great and she fucking rocks the hell out of it. Who was it was a camper that showed us this right.
Starting point is 00:04:51 Yes. Yeah. Shout out to whoever showed us the same camper because what they sent was they go she just dropped some new shit so I want to work backwards. Okay. From what her new thing was because I don't think you've even listened to that one yet. The actual video. Not the one where she's in the bikini in the hot tub. We've watched that one. Let me tell you
Starting point is 00:05:08 about the song you sent me. Yeah. Has been an obsession of mine to the point that there is no other music in my eyes. I'm with you. I understand that completely. Lyrically it is. Jacob the music. Lyrically it is the perfect song. Jacob did you listen to it? I did she's doing her own things She's doing her own thing and lyrically the jumps in progression the it's it's almost Sci-fi at times it's just a way it moves I've heard for it. It's not a bad word for it. It's I if we get first, oh my God. You play her new song. You play whatever you want. I'm here for all.
Starting point is 00:05:48 I'm a big summer rain guy now. I'll take you through. This is Titanop. This is from six months ago. To the camper that sent that, thank you for bringing that. I'm trying to find his name right now. Bringing this into our lives. Let's just soak up some summer rain.
Starting point is 00:06:01 It's cold out. Let's get some summer rain. Any little summer submarine right now. But this is, this is so, you think you couldn't squeeze this much horrible into two minutes. All right, so you're gonna, we're gonna warm them up for the song.
Starting point is 00:06:17 Could we tease before we jump into this heavy? Could we tease the idea that black Lou had? Because I wanna say, I, I wanna, a concern that I have though. And it's us. It's us and I'll take blame myself for probably dragging you in that direction
Starting point is 00:06:34 on a lot of these things. I notice as being a student of Howard Stern so much, studying what he does, the reason he's able to get these people to do things is because he always plays, but when they're not on the air he doesn't, but when they're there, like these people, all they get from us
Starting point is 00:06:51 is like the ball busting. They don't have the, what he would give these lunatics when they would come in on the Stern Show is, you know, Beatles, juices saying wild, like, oh yeah, I bet you press 800 pounds and Stern's like, that's, yeah, of course you do. Like you're obviously an extremely strong man. Like, then you win competition. Oh, I want competition. He placates them. Yes. We don't placate. I just as I said those
Starting point is 00:07:13 words, I was like, this is just, it's amazing how much bad you could fit in the two minutes in five seconds. It's how long you're supposed to brush your teeth, says quip, plus five minutes. You can get your teeth clean. if you can get your teeth cleaned during this, we're listening to this. How much do you listen to this? Listen to this, get it all in. But Black Lou had a genius idea, because as we know, we've teased crackle Paloza for years now. It's an idea, you know, it's an arse pandemic, pandemic, but we want to run out the grammar see theater in New York City and have
Starting point is 00:07:47 five to six musical acts that we have featured on the bonfire before everyone from Lisa Gale, which is very apparently affordable now Why they would enjoy themselves also Sean Fury? I'm just listening to the acts that we would we would probably get in a dreamers dream Corey Feldman closing it out. He'll never do it. I should do it. I'm closing it out. Abby baby I mean, I think she's gonna I think we can booker. We can yeah, oh yeah, oh you're bookable So we had this idea for crackle pollution, but it's know, moving slow, there's a new variant or whatever. Black Lou just sends this text and he's like, hey, for a preview for this,
Starting point is 00:08:30 why don't we get all of the artists that we were to have at Crackle Polluza and do a we are the world kind of song? They're all prepared to record. They all have it and they're, all the, trust me, we know they make all their music in their own homes. Oh yeah, they have beat laboratories right now.
Starting point is 00:08:45 I mean, butterscotch swirls at a secret location, so we don't know where that is. We're not gonna be able to find him. We're gonna send it off to him, have him send back 16 hot bars. Oh, dude. That's the duet. I dream of is a summer rain butterscotch swirl, duet.
Starting point is 00:09:00 I'll tell you what, I dream of that duet. I've never saw talent more. They mean these guys get more words into a beat than the micro machines guy when I was a young boy I'm with a micro machine. Yeah, I was a young boy. I would I would chew my steak too much I would always I chewed fast in too much. I chew like this Really yeah, I was a weirdo. He just nubbed it up a bunch I just I'd get choosing but I'd like let's. Really? Yeah, I was a weirdo. You just nubbed it up a bunch? No, I'd just, I'd get choose in, but I'd like, let's call it death by a thousand paper counts.
Starting point is 00:09:28 But I'd get as many chooses, I'd quick choose as much as I could, and I'd just chew it too much. My mom's like, you're chewing it too much. That's what a, butterscotch swirl in summer rain, due to every. They chew too fast. They chew too fast, huh? Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh,
Starting point is 00:09:42 You got right too fast. Stop! Slow. There too fast. Stop. Slow. There's down. Stop. Economy of words. But you were talking about being a student of Howard Stern. Do you think, is that our problem about?
Starting point is 00:09:54 I worry if they dig deep. They're going to be like, oh, these guys are, but their, their egos are awesome. Like they're so high ego that even like I think if they're like oh they're making fun of me a little bit but they're actually gonna change their mind when I send these fucking hot fire right now. And I have been open to change this entire time. I would hope that we would be able to mend that bridge. Of course. Feldog's aware of us. Duandra I have to assume. I gotta assume she told something.
Starting point is 00:10:27 I will let her have complete creative control over the music video. Oh my god. If we get that song done, I'll tell her and now we'll get her a budget. Yeah, absolutely. I'll get you and I'll be in the video. Oh, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:10:40 I went two dance and two jays in each corner. I was just doing like dances that don't go with the song. Check your name. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey thousand word essay in five seconds yeah Tina's not gonna cue you who else is playing oh yeah who else is playing fire so hot fire and a little more mine and the same one thing
Starting point is 00:11:12 my pretty group of style dude thing and come on what's the name in the corner in the door like the dudes that do the business they keep pleasure
Starting point is 00:11:21 my friend I don't want to really like that but when I'm on my eyes I'm in the classroom where the're the teacher teaching the leg. Yes. Can I pause this for a second? Ah, play the... Because it misbeam me laugh when we can tune.
Starting point is 00:11:32 You've never heard the thing like that. I didn't know. That Tony Roberts song, he does. Yeah. Called, um, Kalonic. Yeah. Because the rap about nothing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:43 There's some music video for it. And it's good. Because all audio. Music video doesn't matter at all. Yeah, there's a music video for it. It's good because all audio music videos It doesn't matter at all. I just want to hear how good The it's a song of just words How much better it is than everything I'm about to show you right here We're tweeted out the bonfire. Oh, yeah, for sure. This is so robberies rules and you should watch his videos This made me live so hard We don't watch to watch all the other
Starting point is 00:12:05 watches, it looks like two verses. The audio is great. And in case you're wondering, this is where the show is going today, because this summer Jacob you could hear it right? I was really hoping it was still going to be on that second rise. I was like, please don't still let the re-layer excite. Yeah, that's very funny. Is it just saying? I was really hoping it was still gonna be on that second rise. I was like, please don't still let the real air excited It's very funny. Is it just saying? Nayser's way grandma my oatmeal white girl on my jaw mouth full of wisdom teeth fucked up All the gay niggas on the prom spider-man love lotion be to kiss and a cure pet a cure
Starting point is 00:13:12 Ponce teeth diaper rasterina with any mini money mo Hatshooga gun type wear a dirty t-shirt rob a fucking dollar store Yeah, I mean it's better than These people put in effort. One of the lyrics, he goes, Indians want their land back. Mexican's out of control. I did. He's so funny. I'm out full of wisdom teeth.
Starting point is 00:13:34 Probably fucking dollar store. So, she has a crown on in this video. So you're showing me a different. This is her. This is her. I don't know if it's a new thing. It's a new thing I was turned on to. And this is her.
Starting point is 00:13:52 This is. She's tried. This is a video of one of those taking responsibility for myself. Yeah. But you're judging me. But let me be me. And it doesn't make you feel better about her. I mean, she knows a lot about
Starting point is 00:14:06 Titan up by Summer Rain. I present. Oh my god, I forgot. Her voice hurts. Why did we? No! I like it, I like it Did I love apology rap it's great apology rap might be my new favorite subgenre yeah, I got to learn how to let it go Waited up bitch. Be bother me during the game let it go on time on time on time. I'm gonna promise to be on on time Sorry, I'm like sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm I promise I'll be tardy. Yeah, this is yeah, yeah, dude, this I forgot her voice. Every time we played the song yesterday, it would jolt me because she'd be like, Samo, I like, yeah, yo, when the song V her, what I will call her masterpiece, fucking stairway to heaven,
Starting point is 00:15:21 her opus, her stairway to heaven to heaven it that when this voice comes it even You're waiting for it to come it makes no sense when it does come it just add a nowhere and you can't not like You can just do it a thousand times. It'll still jolt you every time. I do we play the hit give her a little more of this all right I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm trying harder I bet she cleaved three times on that stripper stage. I like her back pussy fat though. The arms all out. Like the underbutton the front.
Starting point is 00:16:12 She got a kid I don't talk to. the under button the front This will be a solid after show hook up in West Virginia or either Dakota's I'll probably say she's a second-round Iowa draft pick Yeah, she's a second-round Iowa draft pick. Yeah, she's not. She's not like ugly enough and her body's not bad enough to what the hell are you doing? It's just she's rocking it like she's got an extraordinary body. Well, she also looks like your friend's a picture of your friend's mom when she was young. Yes, she also has the, yeah, she has the dancing capacity of a drunk fat auntie. Yeah. You go, oh wow, Chris, this is, that was your mom. also has that yeah she has the dancing capacity of a drunk fat auntie yeah you
Starting point is 00:16:46 go oh wow Chris this is that was your mom okay you want to got it back in the day she just yells yeah but man she drops this song so anyway this got me into a bit of a summer rain hold I was like oh you know I never looked at her other stuff then there's a freestyle she does. Oh, yeah, we'll do the freestyle first. So then she laid out a freestyle on her page. Also, so I was like, oh, let me see when she's not the written word here.
Starting point is 00:17:15 How does she do? Maybe she could just grab the mic and spit fire. Black Lou, I think you back people on this. It's not unheard of that a white girl can get on that microphone spit some fire happens It's rare, but it happens It's right there in the bottom. Yeah, boom Two-minute freestyle go
Starting point is 00:17:38 Summer rain Coming at you. And then I come across your ass. I'm gonna come across your ass real good. Everyday I come across your ass. I'm gonna come across your ass real good. Yeah, I'm from the hood. Yeah, I'm from Section 8. Yeah, I am 28. Yeah, I am a white and yeah, I rap.
Starting point is 00:17:57 I am a white. I am a white. Yeah, I got a frame. I'm a white too. That's what I'm saying. I don't care what you got to say about me. I'm a time boy and a preppy bitch and all in three. I got what white too. They mean you were sitting here a couple of whites. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:13 Listen to this pink princess singing. I call it. I'm gonna do some trap. Oh, oh Eight six three Paul County is that her crew because that looks like her Dressed up for a came art photo shoot looks like from the same photo shoot she was Cabo had in You're not afraid to say That's off the top of the dome that's off the top of the dome
Starting point is 00:19:06 Oh, I'm gonna freeze her right now. Oh Ah Dan my partner in radio is the man And he also dresses real cool and he does an act like a fool Thinking word Dance from Colorado And that's more that's all that I know Jays from Philly and he's with me and he loves Philly. I just go back to it and he loves Philly So in the interest of not having the entire show be by summer rain, which might still be anyway. I'm telling you bust the song out, dude. It's it's Busted out this song you guys need to hear this. I listened to this a hundred times over the weekend. You see this song made appearances twice
Starting point is 00:19:59 in each NFL game last Yesterday so early game listen to the song twice at the 1 o'clock games, 4 o'clock games, listen to the song twice. It's a pick me. Son and a football, listen to the games twice. Middle of the night or game, it's a pick me up this. Oh, shut up, Niners, bang bang,
Starting point is 00:20:17 nine or game. Basically, this football's a library. I just clicked it. I don't know why I clicked this one. She's got so many videos on her. I am so glad you clicked this one because this one specifically Is my favorite Possibly my favorite song we've heard from somebody we found outside of Sean Fury Sean Fury finding out that he had the whole album and then getting the interview was put out
Starting point is 00:20:42 I'm gonna get a log. I would put this song up there with ascension millennium. I would put it up there with. There's a lot of songs that I would... You can't, you're doing disservice to fell dog by even putting in the same genre of the production value of ascension millennium. Yeah. This is... I'm saying my personal enjoyment.
Starting point is 00:20:59 Oh, just your personal drink and enjoy. Do this? Yeah. I don't know if I've enjoyed a song this time since the first time I heard Lady and Red when I was young so the song the song just to give you numbers wise it's called blue eyes and it's five minutes and 24 seconds however she only I think reserved three minutes of studio time because it's three minutes abruptly. It cuts off. Wait, it's over three minutes.
Starting point is 00:21:30 And then it just keeps playing the instrumental. She never says another word. No. She bought five minutes of music but only had three minutes of words. No, they cut her off. They took her off by the end. It's enough. Right, three minutes.
Starting point is 00:21:43 Right, three minutes. When she says my family will come for you. Oh, so I thought you were dipping out in a threat. She as a father is definitely super disappointed in her. I think this, by the way, had 400 in some views when we looked at it the other day, and this is how much I have been preaching the word. It's got 2,400 in some of these seven days. Am I right, Christina?
Starting point is 00:22:03 Was this only like 400 in some views? Yeah. I've watched it myself over 20 times. So I'm saying I've like I played this for everybody this weekend Let's just do we got to get one of those things remember how MTV used to do like MTV world premiere world We need to do it like a bonfire bonfire world premiere We can get us the MTV one. You got world premiere music live in there. So world somewhere floating around. Now I'm then floating. World premiere video everybody. I bring you blue eyes by summer rain blue eyes by Kentucky by a Kentucky 7 named summer rain I can't see myself with anyone else.
Starting point is 00:23:07 All I see is you, but my eyes are still blue. That's the hook. All I know is I love you when you tear me to pieces. Every time I come around around you threaten me with treason treason? I can't be around you you are toxic and I'm a season
Starting point is 00:23:36 all I know is that I love you and I thought it was for a reason you bet believe in because I don't believe any of them. Seriously? Wait, wait, wait. You belittle me, degraded me, and called me names like home. That's the best. I don't need you anymore.
Starting point is 00:24:02 I got everything I needed more. Plenty of things that you'll never have in your life like fans Merge the Fises Anything that you won't like or I says Baby I gotta don't hate no more as mine Cause I can see myself with anyone else I can see you live But my heart is still blue, here it comes I don't need you anymore in my life
Starting point is 00:24:38 I got it right by the time I got Ike I got money, got cars, got houses all around this world Doctors lawyers everywhere around telling what you want to do now Pull them out. I am free to talk about my life. I'll put it on Pull them out American I don't want you out. I ain't got no shame right now I'll pull him out Detail I know everything about Rates rapes gang and everything that you want to know our name. Best believe knows about that karma is my name.
Starting point is 00:25:29 Put it on chain. Bring a dang dang dang name. Here it is. Now here's my name. Summer rain. I am playing. I am glory. I am what they say in the history.
Starting point is 00:25:42 Oh. Tell us. If you want to fuck with me, you'll fuck with my whole family. Yeah. God, no. God, no. And then it's just this. It's just this for another fucking two minutes or 21.
Starting point is 00:25:55 They were like, Miss, that's plenty. And they got caught at, cut the mic. Cut the mic. I told you, I told her she had three minutes. I told my- I get the fuck out of her. Do hospitals, nursing homes, rapes, STING!
Starting point is 00:26:06 No more lyrics, this whole thing. Yeah, it's right about this. It's just got so much fun. Two plus more minutes. Two plus more minutes, dude. Uh, everything. I got doctors, lawyers. I mean, all around.
Starting point is 00:26:21 There's a lot of time packing this song. Dude, it is so funny because it's like one a little kid talk shit And they just go so big that you're like I don't think you're making sense right now They're like my dad my dad's so strong. He beat up a grizzly bear who was standing on top of a bowl Little kid line Some are I know that you have houses all over the world. I'm at your page right now Like some array. I know that you have houses all over the world. I'm at your page right now There's no way you have that kind of I was showing it so fast laugh forgot how good the ending is because
Starting point is 00:26:51 Dang is I I said he was such Like excitable energy that everything I kept showing after that I would I'd get all like he gets you While I'm laughing and explaining is what her, she lists like all the things you'll never have. Like fans, merch, devices, all the stuff you want, like cars, a, two processor.
Starting point is 00:27:20 All, dude, her naming the thing's the number half. It's all just some stuff Everything you'll never have a gym membership It's all attainable stuff A low level a Honda Civic The thing we're yeah an indoor garden There's making me laugh was all the things that she was knowledgeable about
Starting point is 00:27:40 How it went from hospitals and nursing homes to rape and gangs I mean that's a fucking whiplash. That's a whiplash of subject change. I know everything there is about hugging low-level foot massages, the Armenian genocide, the 1988 Philadelphia Phillies season, using low-income housing rates to boost the market. Small hot dogs and different companies that make them.
Starting point is 00:28:12 I had a little dip into that game stop thing that happened earlier this year. I trade on Robin Hood. You go to the part where she says merch. We need that as fans. Does this chicken of merch? First of all, if that's important to find out. Because I'll give to the cause. Me too. You're gonna be in our song?
Starting point is 00:28:29 If you're gonna, but I'm gonna tell you, I'll wear a summer rain hoodie. I would absolutely wear a summer rain hoodie. The picture is, yeah, Jail. Pictures in the video were making me like depressed. Why could this be? Because she wants this to be, she wants, she wants to be good.
Starting point is 00:28:47 It's like if CW was a reality, it was real, because on the CW, when they have a dream, it always works out. Yeah. They become the dream. Sure.
Starting point is 00:29:01 But this is the reality of life right now. This is the reality of life. Yeah, you know, it is Jacob. This is musically like an evil, con evil jump. We're like, Hey, this is going to be pretty cool. Then her body hits that pavement and gets tossed around like a rag doll. You go, man, that's gotta be. Damn, dude, she's a fucking rag. She's a rag doll. For sure. Wherever Polk County, wherever this Polk County is.
Starting point is 00:29:27 Look at that, she reps hard. Look at that. Wherever Polk County is, I'm telling you, she is... I don't know Cobb County, because the big problem. She catches her dick, dude. She catches her dick. She hangs out fucking a bunch of guys in the grab. I don't need you, dude.
Starting point is 00:29:42 There's a few. The first one that comes up is Florida. Oh, that's very popular. She's on a beach in the ground. I don't need you, dude. There's a few. The first one that comes up is Florida. Oh, that's very positive. It's on a beach in this picture. This could be Florida garb. This could be where in Florida? That's a good question. We are in Florida.
Starting point is 00:29:54 We are frantically working on getting merch. Hopefully, like this week. But when we do, can we launch it as merch fans devices? Merch? Right in the middle. Oh, middle Florida. That makes sense. Yeah. That makes sense. Polk County. Right outside of Kissamy. Dude, that's the fucking. Some shit goes down there. Yeah, like summer rain. Paul, dude, it's the largest city in Lakeland. How you're in between Orlando and Tampa. You are like, you are the taint of the taint. It's, it's county seat. They good. Good. Good, you go. I mean, this, this county is so messed up. There's this famous sheriff. And they always
Starting point is 00:30:39 is you to press conferences. The, the, his press conferences get millions of views because they're the most horrific crimes that go on in that county. Damn. Well, so it's exactly what you're, you're thinking it is. Florida garbage, like a real bully town. Yeah, I bet some of rain could clear the studio out herself. Some rain, as we say this now, it's capable. I didn't guess Florida because she seems like Beigeau Phillips character
Starting point is 00:31:06 in the movie Bully. She does. Like she lowers people, she'll fuck everybody and lowers them with her nice car and hangs out with a bunch of shit heads and they murder somebody once. She is Beigeau Phillips character. Because that girl definitely thought she could rap too.
Starting point is 00:31:22 Well, she's character. This girl's got fans. No. Yeah, that's actually in the movie Bully now Because that girl definitely thought she could rap to Most of the character. This girl's got fans No Yeah, that's actually in the movie bullie now that I think about that's an element I always forgot there's one scene they cut to them and they are he's like freestyle back and forth like to Share it off white guys with wispy moustaches. Yeah, well, this is the product of that in 2021. Merch it I Thought it was for a reason Merch it it
Starting point is 00:31:53 You best believe in because I don't believe in you You a little me degraded me and call me like I don't need you anymore I got everything I need anymore Plenty of things that you'll never have in your life Life's like a fan Merge, devices, anything that you won't like Cars, ISIS, baby I've got a don't Hate no more than that
Starting point is 00:32:24 Tiss-tiss, ISIS, ISIS I'm not your thing I said baby, I gotta don't hate no more I said I said I said I All praise be to Allah I got all the things you want a connection to I said I She has a strong belief in Sri Allah This woman is a warrior for God She's been converted she got red cars She got I went overseas and learned a stuff about ISIS.
Starting point is 00:32:47 All praise be to Allah. All the Akbar and all that dope stuff. God, God, God, God, Dad. Throw a rock at a tank for you. I want to be heavier. I got things like curly swords and things over my neck so I don't get hot. I got camels, winekis got my cat cut off by the happy Salt and put me in his room where he rapes us daily
Starting point is 00:33:38 I bet some rain has hands I bet you can fucking I bet you can fight in a wall Dude she has been gone upside her head by so many black women in her life. She keeps coming back. They can't believe it. I bet you can fucking toss off her flip flops and just be a problem on a slick tile floor. She says things. She goes, girl, it doesn't section 8 housing suck. And then someone has to turn to like the they're front and go, who is this bitch? Who is this bitch? That's why bitch talking about us this summer Yeah, she rap shit man. She a white girl. So her dad gives a bunch of money makes videos. Oh No, dude. It's Wally Wu production dude. I'm Wally Wu if you know what you got put this video together
Starting point is 00:34:15 She's Wally Wu first of all this should be something of her walking and thinking a lot as sundress can we direct the video? I'd like to Wally Wu if Your dick doesn't smell like this girl constantly, then I have no idea what you're doing with your time. Dude, I don't know. She's up to a lot of things. She has houses around the world, Jay. So she's a hard one to nail down.
Starting point is 00:34:36 Forever love. I don't care, dude. Blue eyes is blue eyes. I don't know how you can beat it. But any of the ones words of montage of videos. I have a chance to believe in Polk County in Central Florida some of the larger and more notable cities. Oh, eight six three. Where's these? It's a six three. It's Pope County Florida. Okay. Florida dude. Oh, lake whales. Oh Yeah, buddy. Yeah, I only take something about Florida lake people. They make California lake people look like
Starting point is 00:35:04 I only take something about Florida Lake people. They make California Lake people look like pussies. Oh, Okachobi city. Okachobi. Oh, no, Chihuahobo. Ok, no, thank you. Ok, for no, ok, no, ok, doke. Yeah. It's not like, oh, I'm afraid he's. He, his press conferences are famous because of what the shit that goes down in Paul County. Oh yeah, I don't know if you know this but some of rain's been fell in love there. It didn't go great for it. That's why he's got those press conferences. I think I love like that. It could be real. All the things I know about. I hear that list again. I know hospitals, nursing homes, rape, gangs, the metric system
Starting point is 00:35:49 Pretty good Kelly blue decimal Kelly blue book values guessing weights I know everything about Rates games and everything that you want to know our name Best believe no, I'm the best trivia partner People watch Jeopardy with me and I'll blow their mind. I got three ribbons from local quiz. Oh, I know about Rivers in Africa Geological misspear. Do you know why it it uh
Starting point is 00:36:28 The the wall you hit with stuff like this, where, where a summer rain, for instance, will come, and she's already, she's got in her stupid music. She's got packed in, uh, things to turn on and make the room try to turn on you. Because when you do this, she's going to says, well, I did, because she goes, other things she's knows about, whatever it is, she's, rapes, she said she knows, I assume she's kind of saying she was like assaulted. Yeah. Right?
Starting point is 00:36:49 She's saying hospitals, no, she's trying to paint a story that is like difficult, super hard life. So she's gonna, if you have an argument with her about that she's gonna go, you don't understand my life. So things I've been through, you're a don't. The only thing I understand is that you are musically retarded. And I mean that in the clinical medical sense they used to use in the 50s.
Starting point is 00:37:08 You remember the best time? When I was a king, remember the 50s? When you could just give this girl a crack on the chuff to shut up with her music. You got to wear slacks everywhere. But I'm telling you, that's what you would get from that. You'd be like, you don't know my struggle, you don't like it, it doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:37:26 I guarantee you. That's such a, that's such a forced shift of the perspective of what's being talked about. He goes, I'm sure your life was fall fucked up and good for you for surviving it. It doesn't mean you're talented at music. Yeah, horrible. And thank God for technology allowing people like this
Starting point is 00:37:42 to produce at this level for enjoyment. For our enjoyment. Yeah, I speak for the whole crew when I say thank you, Summer Rain. Yeah, this has made me happy. 50 times just this weekend. Me listening to things that I'll always know more than my dog. That's what Katie and I are harassing. Murdles going, we know everything about having opposable thumbs, open Local taxes federal taxes things that you'll never understand
Starting point is 00:38:09 Go to the bathroom by myself not having to shit on the ground Well the white my own, but who's at the door ring a thing Summer rain Big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big that you want to know our name. Best believe knows about that karma is my name. Carmas man. But it don't a chain. Bring a ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Here it is. Now here's my name.
Starting point is 00:38:53 Summary. I am famed. I am glory. I am what they say in the history. Let me tell ya. If you want to fuck with me, you'll fuck with my whole family. Yep. Yep.
Starting point is 00:39:07 What's your favorite lyric, dude? Yep. Yep. Uh, yeah. I hear it. That just makes me, I don't know what to do. I need a nap after that. It takes so much out of me.
Starting point is 00:39:19 It's so fun. It's absent. It just does. I'm just like, what do you do now? What's funnier than that in the world? Nothing I could say. I know. I can bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. I can't follow that. You've been listening to SiriusXM's bonfire! New episodes every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows. Always on SiriusXM!
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