The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Surprisingly Jewish

Episode Date: September 29, 2026

Bobby learns about a Teena Marie/Rick James love song and reannacts where that tune would be useful. | Jay reveals that his Hebrew name is Asher and he looks for famous people that you wouldn't think were Jewish. | Bob is a fan of the late actor Eric Dane but is unaware of his work on Euphoria. Jay shows him the sex scenes and ponders if he would take an acting gig if he had to perform in that way. | An Instagram reel is played of an English guy learning about the female anatomy. *To hear the full show go to www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Man, I had a real weekend at 80s R&B. This would be considered. Tina Marie, remember her. I do. I remember the song. Love a girl. That's a good song. What else did Tina Marie do? She had a couple of hits.

She fucked Rick James. Who didn't? That's the name of a song? No, that's real life. Oh, oh. Did she really? Yeah. That adds up. Who?

Love a girl. She had a lot of songs, though. And none of them sound like I know any of them. But I must know all of them. Square biz? Probably. Fire and desire. Sure.

Now that you, I have you. Nope. Baby, I'm your friend. No idea. A fiend, sorry. Midnight Magnet. Still in love. Fuck. Yeah.

Why do I? Well, you're on, you got to go to YouTube if you're looking for, this stuff. I mean, Love Her Girl, I guess, is the most famous song. 20 greatest tracks by her. There you go. It's going to be a guy talking about it. Nobody wants that.

Boo. I think Fire and Desire is a good one. What's that? Sing it for us. Just sing it. Here we go. Oh, yeah, it was a good one. I like that one.

Okay. You recognize it or no? Yeah. Not from that. It gets a taste of a real song. Yeah. She sings it with Rick James. Now, I hate it.

Hang on now, let me get a little bit of this. I'm a little older than you, Jay. Dude, the woman you seduced to this song on a bearskin rug in front of a fire is blacker than would ever enjoy my company. That woman is so black. Well, I like that. With a real long, long curly hair.

You push it in just a little bit, and she goes, and then you take it out, and you go, not yet. No, no, I'm not even there because I'm so white that she's not going to want me for this is too soulful for me. I'm gonna push it back in again like this.

Now you get it. I'm gonna push it all the way and she's gonna, that's it and I'm gonna pull it all the way back out. Yeah, you're a white guy with soul, dude. You're like Darrell Hall. I'm John Oates. And then I'm gonna go back to kissing him. She's like, no, no, no, no.

I'm gonna kiss her a little bit. And then I'm gonna go back downtown. And then remember, she goes, right, blah, blah, blah, yeah, a little bit of that. And then remember when she goes, she's gonna grab me and grab my hair because that hair when I would have done this. Yeah.

She's gonna pull me up and I'm gonna, It's going to go in just a little bit one more time. And I'm going to pump it just a little bit. And I'm going to go, what do you want? She's going to go, you know what I want. Motherfucker. You want to say the N-word there. It would have been her, so it would have been okay.

No, I know you were in character. Yeah, it was in character. I would have taken that all the way up to fucking the top of this company to fight that. Jay, what was the song we were just? Because there's a song here that has 31 million views and a song that has 33-11. Go ahead. Play that out on a limb. I must know that. No, that's not, that has, that's newer.

Oh, that's stupid. Yeah, it must be this one, deja vu. Is that what's called? No, yeah. Yeah, go ahead. Oh, my God, it's another one of these fucking softies. Yeah. These songs suck.

We're just walking through the woods, holding hands. Oh, here we go. See a little pond. Damn, dude, Tina Marie gets you going. A little duck on the pond. She's like, look at that duck. This was out when you were a fucking pre-teen junkie, though. Yeah.

So you probably did have some good times of these songs. I see a little duck. I'm like, look at that. She goes, what is that? I'm like, that's a duck. She's like, I've never seen a duck before. I'm like, that's what a duck is. I'm doing your, was it a gafer work?

No, it's called Foley work. Fuck. I always read the word. Foley. Why don't we sit on this bench right here? Throw a rock. Let's see if you could skip a rock. Ooh, that was a good one.

Was that six? You ever skip rocks before? Come here, you got something in you here. Ribbit. You like that? Come here, girl. I'm gonna touch her hair. She's like, don't do that.

Don't touch my hair. Don't touch my hair. It's a lot of money right to be. I'm sorry. I like that you're fantasizing about a girl that doesn't know what a duck is. She's from the hood. I'm going, I'm going hood, girl.

There's no ducks in the hood, Christine. What fuck is wrong with you, Christine? Stupid Christine thinks there's ducks in the hood. I'm giving the people what they need to follow the story. What's that? Yeah. Yeah. Because when I was making the noise,

there was some black people listening. They were like, what fuck is that noise? And then Bobby was like, that's a duck, baby girl. He's like, oh, thanks, Bobby. You're a hero to the black community. I'm just going to suck on a bottomlet, like that. I'm going to pull away. Yeah.

I'm going to give another one like that. And then she's going to grab me. I'm going to be like, no, no, no, let's go walk around a little bit. I'm going to walk through the little path. We'll walk by some old lady. She's going to like, hello. Hi, how are you? Where's the path?

In the hood? No, we're in a good neighborhood right now. I took her to a good neighborhood. You took it a good neighborhood. Yeah. Are people looking? No, it was just that white lady walking by with a doverment, little dovement dog. I assume this is the 60s?

This is around 83. Okay. Society was ready for it by then. Ready for it by then. But it still turns some heads. But then we went over and I'm like, you know what that tree is? She's like, no, but it's pretty. I'm going, that's a weeping willow.

You know, I never seen like that. Well, baby, that's a weeping willow. Why that? They cry? Nah. It's the other way the branches come down, like a switch. You know the switch is, don't you? Oh, yeah.

My mama used to whoop my ass. You know, white kids get timeout. Black kids get timeout from whooping that ass. Your mama said, time out. Stand there. Time in. Whip, wap, wook. Well, let's go over there.

See that little grass. Let's go sit on the grass under the willow tree over there. No, I was going to get in my weave. What? The willows are going to get in my weave. All right. All right. Just trust me, baby.

Trust me. Yo, I got a fart. Oh, come on now. Well, you gave me gassy foods before noon. Uh-huh. You know, like Indian food? I thought you said, I'm trying to get you to do things you never, you never experienced. It's coming back on me.

Let me get some of that. Damn. Let me get some of that. Damn, you are a freak. You a freak, dude. You like that, baby? You a freak when we fart in your face? All right, here comes some more.

Yeah. Suck up on that, Bobby Cakes. I got it, I got it. You want a little more? Oh, here's some dessert. Yeah. You like that Taramisu, don't you? Oh, yeah.

Hang on, pallet cleanser, sorbete. You don't like this song? I like this song. No. I mean, you definitely like it now. It definitely has taken on a new meaning to me. Without a doubt. I was debating between that Tina Marie's song to start the show

or in respect to the show. the Jewish holiday. Hazel Tov. Yom Kippur. Yom Kippur. I was going to start with Disturbed because he's Jewish.

He's a lead singer very Jewish. And then I was like, well, let's not listen to that song. The Tid and Marie song was, I was feeling it more. But I thought a good topic of discussion. People, you're surprised are Jewish, just like, you know, the old Hanukkah song. But there's a new batch that Adam Sandler

has definitely never touched. I mean, the lead singer of Disturbed is a pretty funny person to be Jewish. I mean, you are one of my favorite ones. I didn't know you were Jewish until I started this show. Really? Yeah, dude, you don't seem... I thought you were Baptist.

You know what I mean? You come across as... You're in a church in Philly, fucking on Saturdays for a couple hours. Talking that shit. Yeah, you had to bring, like, food. Yeah. Some type of food.

Yeah, where they talk about the Lord a lot? They say the Lord. Yeah, they don't have the little Catholic little... Jesus, you actually have wonder bread that you peel up, the priest bless it, bless it, and drink, you know, grape juice or something? All day long. But, Christine, look up a list of people you'd be surprised or Jewish. Current.

Dave is Jewish, too, right? Dave Smith. Yeah, yeah. That's a surprise to me. Well, that's a surprise. Also, funny enough, the guy from Disturbed and Dave Smith got into a minor online thing because of Dave not being Jewish enough, I guess.

Daniel Radcliffe, no idea. Harrison Ford is Jewish. Yeah. Didn't know that. Joaquin didn't know that. Joaquin Phoenix? What? Rashida Jones?

Jewish roots through his mother does not... That's stretch. Wait, no, through the mom is the only way you can do it. But Jewish roots through the mom doesn't mean anything. That means his grandmother may have been full... You know what I mean? maternal grandmother. I don't know.

It's not enough. When you say confirm Jewish roots, that's, you've spread it thin by that point. Zach Ephron, Jewish ancestry through his paternal grandfather. It means nothing. But, man, Jews really want people to be involved.

They really want people to be on the team. You have to have your mother is Jewish? Your mother being Jewish makes you, by Jewish law, Jewish. Jewish. Your mother, not Jewish. My mother is Jewish. So you are Jewish.

Yeah, but I did nothing other religious stuff to do it. I didn't get bar mitzviting like that. Yeah, it weren't a diamond necklace. You have the blood. Yeah, you have the blood. I do have Jew blood in me for sure. You do. You're quite it, honey.

Thank you, my mom. My mom said we were Jewish, and we were Jewish. I know you very well. Coming up Jewish. Did she ever have Jewish food growing up? Oh, yeah. Like what? Well, Jewish food's the wrong term.

I would call it a lot of Jewish food. because my grandmother's food but like brisket gefelta fish I love She made Kugel that was great Do you like Kephelta fish? I do like Kepelta fish I tried Kepelta fish

When I was at a lifeguard At that Jewish camp And it was disgusting Yeah I get why somebody would be like it's And I tried to get with Lenny When we had lunch with Lenny on Tuesdays It's still gross Yeah if you're not it

I can get not being into it I don't particularly give a shit about the taste of it I don't dislike the taste of it I've already gotten past whatever the fuck it is but the beat horse radish on it just like it holds that horse radish well and that's what's delicious.

Do you like the jelly? You like with the jelly that goes with it? You don't eat the jelly. You pull it out of the jelly. Yeah, but some people put the jelly on it. No, I've never heard of that ever. I've seen it. Gugh.

Yeah, guck is right. No, I would never. That's disgusting. What is it? It's just fish chopped up. It's like fucking fish hot dogs, basically. Be my guess. Is it really just a fish,

Hot dog? Like mushed up fish stuff? Yeah. Yeah. Do you see what the Jews are doing to the chickens over in Brooklyn? No. Oh, you didn't see that? Circumcising them? Ah, no, they're just...

It's a good guess, though. They're just... They have to prepare them in a special way, and they just do it out in the street. What is it? And they're just slaughtering chickens out of the street. No, they have to... I don't know. Like, they're having a bunch of Spanish people do it for them, which is hilarious.

Nice. A bunch of Mexicans dealing the dirty work. Yes. Mexicans, do my Jewish bidding. But like in the middle of the night, they're just out there on the street, slaughtering the chickens for the Jewish holiday in Brooklyn. Yeah, look at this crazy. They've got to whip it around. Is that Brooklyn?

That's not Brooklyn, is it? Oh, no, that's not Brooklyn. No, but in Brooklyn, yeah, some of the neighbors are like, what the fuck, man. That is crazy. I don't understand. What is it they have to do? They got a wave a chicken over head. They've got to wave a chicken over the kid's head,

and they're doing it to babies, and the babies are free. When did they kill it? I think they kill it after they wave it over the kids' heads. Really? Yeah, they've got to kill it. There's a certain custom. I don't know the details of the custom, but they do it out in the street. Yeah, it's as antiquated as any stupid people whose whole life is their religion.

Good word, dude. Being religious, fantastic. I'm all for that. And being devoted religious, by all means. but man it just never works out great when it's your whole like when someone's their life is like

had it from the time we wake up until we go to sleep everything's the consideration has to do like well if the good Lord wants me to eat I guess he'll make this next McDonald's open like if you're life is all guided by that like holy shit got out of it of course because he said that

one night he had to shut the light off and he was like well what if I turn it on is it what happens right yeah he was like fuck this Fuck it, I'm out. I'm going to do dick jokes. Yeah, if I use electricity on a Friday, what's going to happen?

Don't they have something around Williamsburg where they put up like a wire or something? They have a thing going around all of Williamsburg so that they can use some electricity. Isn't there something, some weird Jewish thing? I don't know about that maybe. Christine looked that up, but I know they have, what's so funny is the whole point of it that was tricking God. Yeah. Like if you can get around it. So what I have seen and heard about is like the phone thing.

You're not supposed to be used the phone. Uh-huh. But, you know, you could hold the phone. And if something's happening on the phone, you didn't have anything to do with it, you know, if you weren't in control of it. But it's a thing that, like, it doesn't push the buttons. It, like, releases the right buttons. It, like, reverse dials a phone number for you. Oh.

Do you what I'm saying? So instead of you pushing buttons. Yeah. So it's like, so God probably doesn't know about technology. So, like, he will just think I didn't use the phone when I go to heaven. It's like, oh, like. And that's like, you know, a 50-some-year-old person that's doing that. It's like you're doing the lies of like putting water back in, you know, the whiskey bottle.

Right. So your parents don't think you drank into the whiskey. Yeah, that's that wire thing. If you're 50-something years old, yeah, it's all. God. Is that it? Did you find it? Yeah.

What is it? A symbolic boundary made of thin wire or translucent fishing line attached to utility poles, lamp post, or existing fences. Jewish law forbids carrying or pushing items such as house keys, canes, prayers, books, or strollers in public spaces on the Sabbath treating as forbidden work, how it helps. It acts a symbolic wall that legally

transformed the public air. I got it. I got the idea. The boundaries of their home is just different now. It's bigger? They're like, this is my home. The Hall of Williamsburg? All anywhere within the wires is home. So you can fucker, you can do all your shit in there. Everything. It sounds like. Just drop

the rules, guys. God is like, wait. God is like, man. He goes, why is everybody in Brooklyn watching TV and using their phones on Friday night. He goes, we're home. Oh, wait, so how are you not home? You're not allowed to use electricity in your house also. I don't understand how that works. Let's see. I don't understand. Jews. I don't understand the idea. Do you get what I'm saying? What's confusing about that then?

Yeah, you can't use that. If you can't use it in your home, what difference is making how big the boundaries? I think it's so you can go in and out of your house. I said pushing things, like keys and stuff. It wasn't so much about the electricity, actually. you can't put a key in the door. So maybe you still can't use electricity, but it has to do with the pushing things. My friend lived in a Hasidic building, and he would,

a lot, he always was doing stuff for people, because he's not Jewish. They would just ask him to help him out and do stuff for them. So we could actually, I could go there now, and they could hire me. They'll ask you to.

Do they pay? No. Do you think the symbolic thing of, do you think the symbolic thing of pushing things? They can't push things is because they had to push, like, pyramids together. And now I'm saying that.

purely based off of the one or two times I watched the Ten Commandments. A lot of pushing, a lot of pushing big pieces of stone. So they just put it in the rulebook like, hey, we don't want to push shit anymore. Like, yeah, you push shit. Do you know what I'm saying? Could you imagine being like, it's like, Black Lou, this sounds fucking crazy, but I'm telling you, I'm paying a very, very fair wage. But if you're looking to pick up a couple extra bucks for bucks, I have opened a cotton plantation.

I'm not, do you get what I'm saying? Like, it's like, it's like, it's a matter. The optics are never going to be good. I goes, no, this is a fair job at a great wage. You're going to be good. But would you be willing to pick cotton for your old friend, Jay, would be a psychotic thing? Like, the world's not going to understand that. He goes, no, I'm making him wealthy.

He goes, nah, it just doesn't read good. It depends on what he's wearing. I also need you to wear you, like, potato sack clothes. Why? It's the uniform I made for all the guys are wearing it. I need you in overalls with one straproes. I'm not kidding. I usually come to work dress.

Like, it's called, I'm calling it hayseed casual. It's little things that wouldn't be allowed. Pushing a stroller or operating a wheelchair. Yeah. So it's like, they're just doing it a necessity. But the idea is because, the idea is because, but instead of just going like at some point, oh, this is dumb, and you guys start questioning all the rules, they just go like, well, this was just like, they didn't know we were going to eventually need strollers and door keys, you know.

Yeah, they thought we were going to be going to. be in that age forever. Right. So they're like, so I guess we could, so whoever made up the fake rules and now has to be like, oh, well. How do we get around it? Yeah, I guess you could push you. Well, your home really is where the wires are at. Wherever you hang wires,

essentially, your transluent wires are pretty much the area that is your house. As long as they're blessed wires, I guess. You're funny if you went in and cut those wires one night. It's so funny. Oh my God, you guys are pushing keys on the Sabbath. And they go, no, we're at home.

you show them the wire. They go, Hey, Gavalt! Zipa diper dupa It is a crazy religion. You know, and then a lot of people

give Muslims crap for the way they dress and the women with the burger but the the acidic Jews, the wigs and the hats, it's crazy.

Psychotic. When you hear there's all these stares of the women, like women coming out of that and what happens. It's like, It's very scary.

What, Hasidic Jew isn't for a girl? I didn't even know all the women were wearing wigs. I just thought that was their hair. Wigs and I think they're pussies. Oh, they have to be like a murka? A burq? I bet that's very antiquated at this point. Nice word again.

Same word. I know, but it's two times. Well, religious stuff tends to be very antiquated. Wow, three. That's fucking awesome. Well, that's why it keeps coming up. It's so funny. Did you see the religious ideas

Like you should have to go You have to go clean your period out at a public place Oh yeah They have to go to the period bath And then you can't go to school past like eighth grade You fucking talking about a chick Bleeds into a Dixie cup And has to fucking balance it out of a vagina

You're not wrong Into your toilet You guys both have points Yeah dude whatever with your What is it called again? A diva cup Blugh You should have to drink it

And also by the way Someone who just like live As someone who's lived with Christine for years, all these years, she's never quite learned how to use this thing yet. Because it's unusable. It's a stupid thing. How are you supposed to put something in your vagina that's rubbery and then pull it out without spilling it?

How do you know? I can figure out a way to use it, though. I think they did. It's called tampons. Yeah. Just use that. Why don't you use tampons? You don't like a tampon?

Because that doesn't allow her to fucking have to fist herself to pull a cup out of her snatch. Tampons got a little string on it. Doring. Like a little light switch. Yeah. So it's rubbery, right? And you have to put it up there and it catches all of it like perfectly, like all inside. You just heard it.

And then you pull it out and you have to. How does it come out? How does it come out without going like? I just did. How does it come out without spilling all over the place? I feel a finesse to it, Bobby. My argument would be there's no way. That's why it spills all over the place all the time.

I have been better about lifting up the toilet seat and making sure there's no blood, though. As of when? Because I've mentioned it since 2013. I'd fucking leave, Don. I'd walk away. I'd grab all my shit and leave. I think I've been making it since 2013. I've said a thing about it, and it's never got any better.

Yeah, and it's different blood. It's like a deep blood. Damn, you're right. Yeah, no. It's like a vampire blood. Yeah. It's like the blood of what was going to be your child. Yeah, I think there's, like, stem cells in it.

They're finding out. I'll fucking drink it. Oh, so that's why you're keeping it around so much? Oh, yeah? I don't realize. I don't realize you were doing fucking toilet seat scrapes for your fucking petri dishes. She stopped using Mangano a while ago,

and then she's just sucking that cup. That is a big walking closet you have. Is there a centrifusion there I haven't seen? Is that where you're doing your laboratory experiments? So people, there's, what is it called? Stem cells from children, right? Or from you? Well, they're saying from...

The baby. The, is it like... Bum, bum, bum, bum. Bump you. Was it is it? Oh no, wait, do it again. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum Ew.

Oh, sorry. We're going two different directions. That's gross. Let's try the other one. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum Jew. I like it. I'm so glad I don't have a vagina.

I know, right? It really is. Just a hole to, we already have a butthole but so much comes out of the butthole that you're like, well, I don't even, there's no part of the butthole that's like to go in. Like where does it go? Mm. But the vagina, it's just a hole to nowhere. It's a hole to anywhere.

And there's, and there's... And maybe everything. There's bonch of nuggets. Like, if you go far enough in, like, do you eventually touch hard, I assume, right? With your hand. And they're not all the same either. Like, some of them have little, like, fwaps inside. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. And there's, like, if you go in and there's like... You ever see a long lip and a short lip? Yeah. That's funny. I had a batwing lip. You ever see a batwing lip? Of course.

You think your dicks are uniform? Yeah, pretty much. It's the same thing. It's a little tube. It's a little sausage. The size is different. The taste. The taste is always different because Jay knows.

Yeah. It's always... I put a little cinnamon lotion on mine. Cinnamon lotion? Gives a little zip. I like that. I do a little axe body spray. Listen, this is where you're sucking my dick

and you're brushing your breath a little bit. Yeah, vagina is a weird universe. It's almost like that thing. Remember men and men and men. black when the cat had the universe around his neck i bet if you looked in a vagina you probably see other universes yeah yeah yeah there's other whole existences happening in there yeah it's like a portal yeah absolutely and they're all drowning in christine's fucking blood moat she keeps up there did you see the uh the lady the guy was talking to these two chicks i don't know

if he had sex with them or not the it's on the chat video and he uh he was talking about when girls fart the girls were like you I've seen that for it when you fart they're like yeah it goes up and goes into their pussies yeah and vibrates their pussies and vibrates the clitoris I never knew

when a girl farts that they kind of can like it I have a feeling see here's the thing you have a great you have a great you have a great imagination I do you have a great imagination

I was just with a black girl on a pond teaching her about ducks right yeah so you have a great imagination You are picturing the girls off this camera Are two attractive women who are talking about their Sexy little pussies getting vibrated

When they have their little toots I was That was definitely two big fat pigs talking about sitting down They said that when you sit in a tub and you're stuck basically Your ass and your lower body is just like smushed to the bottom of the fur And she farts in that and stays in your pussy in a tub These are big fat ladies And then the jeans they were saying in the video

Christine, it's in the chat thing. But they sounded hot. They did sound hot. And the guy was not a bad looking guy. Do you think it was all hot chicks on phone sex lines too? Remember that? You used to get that? He goes, no, that one was hot because of her voice.

But they said the bump. She definitely wasn't sitting there with a sweat towel under her tit. All right. Ready? Listen to this. Times the bot goes up into your vagina. Yes. Yeah. I kind of like it when that happened.

This guy is taking it with the dearest responses ever. I'm grooming me. They don't know who you are. Tell me the truth. When you have a bush, it happens less. What? When you have a bush, it happens less. It feels nice.

I guess the bush changes the trajectory of the fart's path. It's like a fart catcher? It dissipates, maybe. Oh, I guess she means bush like... In your asshole? On the pussy, like lips, though. We want to think of it. So if you have a full bush, they're saying the fart doesn't make it, doesn't make it through the hedge.

Yeah, it's like a fart fence. Yeah, it could be a fart fence. Like all the hair down there, it protects the pussy from dirty farts. Yeah. But if you don't have one, it goes in it? And then your pussy will smell like a fart. The old fart fence. Ah, and then they say, I think she says it goes up and vibrates the catoris.

She does. That's wild. I like to say you think it says that you've already whacked off this because you didn't realize you were listening to two fat women talk about their fucking. They have the farts to go like us. Like it sounds like a gargle. It's like a gargle to it. Yeah. Yeah.

It sounds like a tiger that just is full. You're thinking of a hot chick going? No, I was thinking of a... Really? Like a... But it was still attached to a hot chick in your mugge. Yeah, a hot chick. And this is not.

And it runs up and vibrates a clitoris. And the fart bubbles. They were talking about fart bubbles. Christine, have you had fart bubbles go up and hit your vagina? No. Why do you think it's two girls, by the way? because there's two different voices. Really?

I think so. Maybe I imagine that. You want to be two chicks talking about their fart pussies? Who doesn't? I keep saying that. It goes, these girls? I'm like, what are these girls? I think you're just talking to one girl.

There's two girls. And I think this is her gay friend, but judging by his energy. Oh, he's English. They just seem, he's dandy. He's a dandy. Yeah. Very possible. I apologize.

I think this too, yeah. Play it. Wash your puss in the sink. Wow. Dude, if I move a certain way, I can keep it there. Like a fart bubble. In your vagina? And then can you fight, if you get it out, does it make a sound?

No. No, I just must just, you can't reuse a fart. You ever fart up into your dick? No. Ooh, I'll tell you when it happens and it feels really good. Okay. When you're in the bathtub and you have a huge fart. Okay.

And you're sitting so that the air, all the air comes up in the front. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In the bath, if you, like, have a big fart in multiple bubbles, and the pressure goes all the way up. So even though it's not stuck necessarily in your vagina lips, it's still going in front of your clip. So it's like vibrating your vagina. Yeah. Uh-huh. So wait a minute.

Are they saying, I thought that was the only part. So they're saying there's a certain way, if you don't have hair, it will go in your, it will go in your, it will go in. into your vagina like in your vagina swallows it because he was like can you fart it back out big fat pigs maybe you'd quefe out your own fart oh I can't imagine farting in your back into your own body that's wild be a weird yumb kipper it would be a weird young kipper I didn't know I never thought about that that the fart goes up through the hole in the

front they have two holes one's big too bigger than the other Yes One could hold a baby And it opens up like fucking Seymour Feed me Oh Billy Joe's full on Jewish

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Why is he not coming out Why is he not? Stokeland is real. Bad Jew. He chose to go more black than Jewish. Lenny Kravitz. Jewish. Well, who's that?

I don't know. Matt Reif, Jewish. This guy? Don't know. Jewish. Don't know. Why these people? Oh, what's his face?

You just bring up Jews. Yeah. It says celebrities. It's BuzzFeed. They're not celebrities. No, it says 43 Jewish celebrities. You didn't realize were Jewish. and I don't know who any of these people are.

Or Shea Jones. Keep going. She's Jewish. So Jewish. Eric Dean was Jewish? He died. So no heaven. Well, that was because he had sex with that trans person.

They wouldn't let him in the heaven for that. He had sex with a trans person? On the show, Euphoria. Oh, I know him from the other show he did where he was an FBI agent. Yeah. And he didn't get to finish the show because he got that thing. Well, he finished with the trans. I'll tell you that.

What do you do? Right inside her butt. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got to watch that now. Yeah, he fucks the... You could find the Eric Dane fucking Hunter. Is it a hot trans?

Mm-hmm. Do you think the girl from Euphoria is hot? I don't watch the show, but I always thought it was the chick from Spider-Man. No, no, that's a woman. Yeah, that's what I thought. Beautiful, beautiful woman. If she was trans, that'd be hot. Hunter Schaefer. Hunter Schaefer is a trans from Euphoria who's...

I don't watch that show. Hot. No. No, not hot. I see the guy too much. there myself. Let me be the judge. They've made her look pretty before on the show, like dolling her up like real glamorous and stuff because she is skinny. But like I see the dude all over her or something about her motions and stuff still. You see the dude? Yeah. I'm not

I'm not saying as far as like attraction goes. So it's like is she hot? I've seen hotter. And this guy's married too to a hot white chick. Now would you, if you got a role in a TV show and they were like, you got to fuck, you got to fuck this trans girl. Would you do it? Is it a like a serious scene? Yeah, you gotta make, you gotta make love. Nope, that's got very little.

What if you had to do like a prison fuck? Like you were still a man when you were doing it. And you got to call her like slur words. Maybe. Maybe like that. I'm trying to think the reality, this question has so much little to do

with like the pretending the fuck a trans person in a scene and much more with like my desire to act enough for it's like, I can't even picture myself being there like, hey, do you want this role and the part of the role is like, by the way forget about that it goes you have to have your shirt off and you have sex with a trans woman

i'd go yeah i don't really care about acting and i got to take my shirt off and then everyone's gonna make fun of me for the trans thing i'm all right yeah the shirt off would be the thing for me yeah so i'm saying there's so many things that before the if i could fuck a trans girl with my shirt on but if i don't know if i read like if i read a thing and i was like it would be awesome to play this part and that guy fucking bang the trans person the butt i guess but like i'm just not a dramatic actor it's not really my It depends on how you're fucking. If you're in doggy position and I'm fucking, that's not as bad as if I had a missionary have sex where your dick was rubbing on my belly button in the whole time.

I would do like a comedy sketch more like with Hunter Schaefer where like she's pounding my, do you know what I mean? Like I get that joke. You're getting fucked. Sure. Or me fucking her, whatever it is. I get the, I could do it like a comical thing like sinking into it. I don't know if I'm a message.

I'm not a traumatic actor. What does she look like? Everything you want in a woman, dude. I'm fucking trying to wait for Christine to bring this up. My heart on's gone. She's trying to find one where she looks pretty. Don't just find a regular one. She's searching for it.

Oh, I'm sorry. I've been trying to find the actual scene. I don't bring up Hunter Schaefer in general. I don't want to come. Don't bring that up. Yeah, what's wrong with you? Isn't it the very first scene of Euphoria ever? I just saw it was like, oh, it's the first.

I just looked up the episode. I was trying to find it on like Porn Hub. That's the first scene of the show? Yeah. Is he's having sex with... That's a trans? Mm-hmm. Yep.

She ain't bad. No, not at all. But there's just elements when she goes a little too scantily clad, I would say. Maybe she's got boobies? Yeah, little hormone tits. Let me see. She's still got the peckerreca? Yes.

Nice. She's a... Dude. She's kind of hot. Sure. Let me see her face. Yeah, I can see it. You can still see that Little League kid in there.

Yes, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, the kid that won the, caught the last catch of the, everybody high-fived him. By the way, probably a guy that would have gotten a lot of pussy because he has like a soft, you know what I mean? It's like that Sebastian Bach like beautiful boy. Yeah. That's going to be an old dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's going to be great, which is old man elbows.

Yeah, I know. Receding hairline. Syatica, droop balls. fucking huge ears. Big fat balls is going to be so hilarious. A young hot trans. Eventually gets old fat Ari ball. Can you imagine just plugging Ari's balls onto any trans woman?

Oh, God. Dude, picture who's the hot trans you guys all love that you guys all think about when you masturbate and try to hook up with? Was it Bailey Jay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Imagine Bailey Jay had Ari balls. She does? No. She's got it now.

She gets older? She gets a big... It depends. I think it depends on what she's taking. and sometimes they're nice little tight ones. Depends on how hard you get her? Well, it really depends on you, my man. She's actually, you could definitely, now that you know, you bring it up,

but if you show me her as, hey, this chick's on the show, I would not know she's trans. I think I've seen pictures of her where I didn't realize it was the girl from Euphoria because they glam her up and make her look like such a girl. But if you fucked Hunter Schaefer, thinking it was a girl and nobody told you otherwise, you were tricked. Well, I guess you weren't tricked for too long because eventually you saw their vet dingling.

How did he fuck her? Did he know she was trans? Did she trick him? No, no, no. He paid her as a process. I think she was like hoaring herself and he pays her to fuck her. But he knows she's trans? I think it's particularly why he's there.

And then it turns out that she goes to school with all of his kids. Oh, that's hotter. I've had a feeling you'd feel that way. You've got to pick up your daughter and you see the trans that you had sex with with a backpack. Well, you know, it's pretty early on. Do you mind if she comes over for a sleepover? Yeah, absolutely. After it says you four, you just scrubbed through.

Is that how he got MS from that scene? Yeah, is that we had MS? Is that we died? No, I think he had ALS. ALS. He had one of the acronyms. Christine, scrub faster. For the love of God.

I'll see it. Get past the opening thing. You'll know it. You'll know when they're in the hotel room and he's getting ready to pound her and the shitter. There you go, right there. There you go. Nope, that's not out.

Come on. Man. There it is. No. That was him naked. That's Bobby just. Is this all gays? Is that two dudes too?

There's a lot of gays. It might be the end, actually. Yeah, that's any episode. Yeah, you're not going to open with that. You want to close with that. Oh, wait, here we go. Yep. Yeah, here we go.

Oh, she's got black hair? No. that's a big fat lady there you oh McDonald's and trans here we go oh that's her the volume

lower the light so Bobby can get in the mood yeah put that song back on let Bobby grip himself by the way this is when she was like substantially younger too so it really looked much more like a boy then too

she was kind of new to it lower to lights she's got that boy hairline just that thick hairline yeah yeah she looks like like the Orlando Orlando Bloom

she's got a cow lick Damn, you love Eric Dane, too. You had no idea that he likes fucking banging boy butt. Hang on now. I haven't seen it yet. Christine, let it play. What about you? She sounds like a girl.

You walk around like this. Yeah. Oh, he's taking control. This is how you look generally. Can you say some? No one's that good of an actor. He loved it. Oh, come on, dude.

You know who didn't like it? His wife. He's never talked to her like this. Now, he's being very sexy with her. Yeah. Him. Yeah. I'm a shame.

He's old, too. You guys don't care as much about the rules. Yeah, they do. They care a lot about the rules. No, not the rules of if you have a weaner, you're a boy, and if you have a vagina, you're a girl. Gotcha, you're right. Yeah, back in the 80s, you didn't get it.

Trannies run is hot. You can just skip ahead to him, bang her. we get the sexy a thumb of the mouth the thumb thing that's why it's oh you did the cape fear yeah nice it's always hot doesn't matter a boy girl wow

you can either damn dude go someplace where you are your thumb and DJ Lou's mouth like that right now DJ Lou's for one second let me just try this I dare you give him a pep talk and stuff your fucking thumb in his mouth

I'll fall for that again you want Cerveza you take thumb It's so funny, guys. We always try to trick girls into sucking dick. You know what I mean? We got to ease them into it with a thumb or tongue. Well, not a trans woman.

They get it. They go, oh, you're doing the old thumb in my mouth. You want me to suck your dick. He's checking her for a gag reflex. She's doing all right. All right. What are you talking about? Her mouth is wide.

She gets five thumbs in that mouth. Oh, she gets, oh, look at this guy. Does it not show them bang? I thought it did show it. This is right before. Oh. Yeah, here you go. Those ones told me that every night when she was...

Oh, he did it the... I'm not gay way. Yeah. He held her mouth. She doesn't talk. He made her spit in his hand. Yeah, of course, you need to spit. You can't...

That asshole's not wet. What? The asshole's not wet. You've got to spit in that hand. Sure. You're not going to be gay and spit in your own hand. You got to have that person spitting it. Yeah.

You don't want your DNA on her asshole. You know what? I guess when you put it like that, you're right and I'm wrong. Now, if he flips her over and starts making out, now, that's a whole different story. That's Eric Dane right there. I think he's in her butt now. This would be a different scene with you.

What do you mean? She could actually just talk. Yeah, she'd be reading a magazine. Yeah, she wouldn't be going, how? She goes, you came. I thought you were fucking, I thought you were, I thought you were still fingering my ass getting it loose. There you are. Yeah, there he is.

That's him. That's your fucking favorite actor. He's got a great ass dimple. Huh? Right? Yeah. They both have the same ass. Well, listen, it's easier to work out.

You'll get better results working out with a man than a woman, you know what I mean? You're really, you're goddamn right. It's that guy code. Bro code. Yeah. Wow. That's enough. I just want to do you know.

And he's Jewish. I was a little tough. Do you think, uh, do you think they worked out the scene beforehand? Oh, yeah. Hey, listen. Yeah, I want you to come over to my place. Let's really just go over the scenes. I want us both to be comfortable with me fucking your ass.

Yeah. And I probably should have already, who's that? That's already for Kwa's dad. Um, I don't know. He's in, isn't he in Hamilton? He's in Hamilton. I think. Keep going. Jews on Broadway. That's nothing new. Keep going. Get that shit out here. Oh, there you go. Timothy Shalumay? There you go. Nah. We don't want him. Really? You don't want him?

No. He's kind of cool. I guess, sure. Yeah. Who's that? Zoe Deutsch, no idea. I don't know if she is. Who's that? Zoe Deutsch again. That's her redhead. Okay. Oh, you guys got Harry Potter. That's cool. Yeah. Well, he got a scholarship to university, so. I wonder if he knows all this. the guys in the bank in his movie. Absolutely. Spider-Man, Andrew Garfield, Jewish. Love that. His dad

is Jewish. That barely matters then. Zulianna Margueris, I have a feeling this is stolen valor. Can I just say something about her? She's like hot, not. You know what I mean? No. She's like, she's pretty. I say she's not hot. I think you said it backwards. I think she's hot.

Hot not, not. She's like, when you see her at first, she's like, oh, she's pretty. But then when you get in, when you get in there, you're like, ah, there's something up. Yeah, when your eyes settle, you go, is she 40 years older than I thought she was 30 seconds ago? Yeah. Like, she's been old, young phase for a long time. Yeah.

Who's this? Is that? That's a Buffy the Vampire Slater, Sarah Michelle Geller. Well, we knew she was Jewish. I didn't know that. Yeah, she was fighting vampires, which is very Jewish. Yeah, no, well, that's the, that's like... It's actually a Christian act.

Is it? Yeah, it's always the crosses is the bad thing. It's all right. You didn't think it out. Did Jews not have crosses? What? Did Jews not believe in the crossings? Cross? Does it help your argument to act like you are unaware that the Jews aren't cross people?

It will. We weren't the cross people. You don't have crosses? No, we don't have that. What do you guys got? It's different. It's like a star, six point a star. It's just a star? That's it. You don't have any crosses at all? No, now you know that. Okay. Because Jesus died on the cross. So we... Yes. Right. What's the star, David? Did somebody die on a star? What do you guys have that for? I heard these guys had a bunch. They worked at a, like, a triangle factory. And then they they all stood with six corners and they all ran into each other at the same time. But that's, I know most of my Jewish history from the 2000-year-old man record, Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks. Right.

It was something like that. Everybody ran on each other. Can you look up a 2000-year-old man, how the Jewish star was made? Everyone runs at each other with a triangle? With a triangle, I think, where, you know, a corner. And then they made the Jewish star? I think so. A triangle, like the dinner bell triangle or just a triangle?

No, just like, war? Wooden corners, I think. No, no, look up the video of it. Why were they making just wooden corners? Why was that so popular back then? Hang on, yeah. It's six people running each other. There's a video of it.

We'll get to it tomorrow. Yeah, we'll get to it tomorrow. It's okay. Who else is Jewish? Who else is Jewish? Great question. Why don't you try to guess a Jew? That'd be a fun one. All right, I'm going to say, I'm a thrown out there.

Fonzie. Jewish. No way. 100% I say he's Jewish. Ashley Tisdale, she was a sons of anarchy slut, I think, for a couple seasons. Oh, she doesn't look Jewish. She looks like she doesn't. She looks like she hates Jews.

She's Jewish and has a bush, so her pussy doesn't smell like fart. That was that drug show, right? What was it? Shameless, yeah. Was it a drug show? I never watched it. Wow, the father was on fucking. Everybody did drugs.

And they sold them, yeah. Oh, my God. I didn't know that. Jake Gyllenhaal is Jewish. Of course, dude. They come from fucking. Family Legacy money. There's nothing more Jewish than that.

Father directed me on TV. Did he really? Yeah, he's like a TV director. No shit. Yeah. Oh yeah, so I guess Maggie Joan Hall, too, who's starting to become a living corpse. Yeah, she was hot for like a couple years. She was like awkwardly attractive.

Yeah. And he just stays getting gorgeous her. Yeah. And she is fucking falling to hell. But why would she get this extreme? One took after the mother. One took after the father. So I bet the mother looks like her.

Yeah. The mom's ugly. Yeah, the kid's always, one will take after the mom, mom will take after the father, and the father's kind of, I've met him, he's kind of like Jake, square jaw. So he's probably embarrassed by his really ugly daughter. Yeah, and she looks like she's dying of nine different things. That's actually just a terrible picture of her also. She's pretty.

She's all right. She's the alternative cute. Yeah, she was pretty like the Batman movie. She was cute. Yeah, I didn't like her on the Batman movie, but yeah. Who's that? I was the girl stuck a flute in her pussy, right? In American Pie?

That's very Jewish. She was in that TV show, too, the... How I met your mother. Buffy. Yeah. No, how I met your mom. Well, she wasn't Buffy. Was she?

Yes. Yeah. Okay. I don't know that. I don't watch that shit. I'm not trans. What do you guys think? I'm trans?

Who the fuck? Oh, that's... He was on White Lotus. But who cares? That's old Jewish. Get the fuck. Get that out of here. Yeah, he looks...

I didn't care or think that he wasn't or was Jewish. He looks at my foster father, Ken Las. Really? Yeah. They had to get you out of that house because of what the uncles did? No, the uncle, you know, I went to the wedding. My uncle's aren't happy with you. Why?

Because I've exposed them. No. Statue of limitations is over, dude. They're never going to pay for their crimes. Keep going. Mine on Michael Vartans, too. Who's he? When it's an older white guy, you can just keep scrub.

Yeah, because you can just tell? Yeah, sure. I'm saying people I'm going to be surprised. Keep going. Don't know who, gay and Jewish. Brandon Flynn. I don't know if his two things are possible. I don't know.

The dog is the dog Jewish? Of course. Oh, here we go. Who's that? Eric Bell, he's an actor. I've recognized him in things. Six feet under. You know he's Jewish.

Sure. You can just see it. Keep scrolling. Ah, yeah, he's Jewish. You know. that. Yeah, a guy from Handmaid's Tale. Yeah.

Ooh, didn't know that. Jennifer Goodwin, who, by the way, was my, when she was on Big Love, she was the crush on the show for me. I thought she was the cutest, hottest one by far. And then the show ended, and by the next time I saw it was like, she just became like a,

I mean, it's not like a frumpy mom, just like the most regular looking. Like, she just looks exactly like Aunt Becky. Yeah. But they all just become like Hollywood, ladies. It's like what made her cute made her annoying. Yeah, but now it's about saying it also just becomes like a fucking lady

who looks like she's like unpleasant and stern all the time. Yeah, she doesn't work anymore either. Really? Why? Because Bill Paxton died, never let her get another job? Was that show not real? I looked her up, couldn't find her. Really? What made you look her up? Look at her stupid fucking shoulder pads in that picture.

I hate her. Get her out of here, roll through. Yeah. Pink. All about it. The Hanukah Queen. Really? That's the guy who directed Gardens in the Galaxy, right? No, Hulk. Tyco. Waititi? Thor. He directed the Thor, the funny one, the third one. Tycho Watiti?

Yeah, he was in it. He was a rock monster. Don't look him up. It'll stay underneath, doesn't it? Say who he is at all underneath? Yeah, he was a rock monster and he directed Thor, the third one, I believe. Julie Gardner? She's Jewish? She looks like she hates Jews. Yeah, that was a real Hitler dream, but I think that hair has died also. Yeah, oh yeah, they die out the...

Wow, her mom was Jewish and an actor in Israel. Ooh, la, la, law. That's Jewish. Keep going. Cat Graham? No idea. She don't look Jewish. She looks like Spanish or something.

Yeah. It looks black with a hair there. Oh, no, yeah. Yeah, come on. No idea who that is. Jesus Christ. It's... Umbrella Academy.

Aiding Gallagher. Of course he's Jewish Darrell Sabara No idea Don't know who he is Oh wow Scarlett Johansson Get right the fuck out of Dodge

Yeah that's wild She knew she was Jewish Her mom is Jewish too Oh my God She's Jewish Is Colin Joe's Jewish He's gonna be Oh no what a problem

No way Harvard dude You're not allowed to go to Harvard If you're Jewish Didn't you guys Did you guys ever see the movie They warned us Stop trying to see your Jews

To Harvard dude They'll fucking put a big Big silence It says go home Home, Jew. Oh, no. He's Jewish. He's not...

What do you mean? Oh, no. I didn't mean that. I just thought he was... Go back. Oh, no. I thought he was one of us, a Catholic. He's in...

What's one of us? He's in Lioness. Who's us? Me. One are you? Catholics. Well, I mean, are you Jewish? No.

Are you Jewish? No. Are you Jewish? Are you Jewish? No. You see the way everybody said, no. See the way they said it? You just said your name is Christine?

I promise you. There's a Zis. A million Jews named Christine. I don't think so. It means believer in Christ. Thank God. I don't think Jewish people would name their kids. There's none.

Look it up. They would do it just for spite. Look it up. My mom just would have if she wanted to. He's in the best show on TV, Lioness. He plays the cuck husband. Damn, dude. What happened?

Did you put your hands on a woman and it's getting ready to come back and haunt you? All this pushing for girl strength? The best show on TV? You said it three times. It's the best show. Three times you got to saying it was the best show on TV. He's on the best show on TV. Lioness.

Have you watched it? No. It's the best show on TV. I'm doing a different Tyler Sheridan show now. Which one? Mayor of Kingstown. Great show too. Love that show.

Most Jewish parents do not name their children, Christine or Christopher. That means nothing. That means the most means nothing. Because you're a Jew. Practical friction, a Jewish child name would frequently have to explain or justify within both Jewish. secular social circles. That's why I'm not named a share. It's my Jewish

name. What? I'm sorry. Which I guess would be Asher probably. What's your name? What's your name? Is your name not what it is? No, it's Jason. Jason Michael Ocerson. Jason Michael Ossie. A share is what? You're going to say Ose again? Ocison.

A share? Is it a Jewish name. For Jason? No. When you go to take a thing they do like a Jewish thing. ceremony tradition I'm gonna start calling you a share sure not your name

I've had it A share A share Ocerson A share You should do that when you post clips Go hey Can you guys a share this for me What does it mean?

Is it mean joy or something You mean joy? I don't Yes you do No I don't mean joy It explains a lot But my name does It explains your cheeks

Or maybe it means love Something like that You have a share cheeks You have joy cheeks It means happy, blessed Fortunate Yeah Living on a river

Damn Such a share Is it Jewish? A share No, share's not Jewish But a share is Got it I'm gonna be a bumipur

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Money's coming in dude That's it. Things are about to change for us, I feel like. We'll talk about the state of financial dismay going on here at the old faction talk. 137. I'll tell you what number we're not seeing. 1-60. Yikes. I'll bet you when I get back.

Bobby Kelly, though, great news. He's filming his new special on Saturday, December 12th in New England. Tickets are on. on sale right now at Uptown PVD. He's going to need a special to pop big if we get fired for refusing the work until they pay as a fair wage over here, Sirius XM. I'm going to need you to go

this special. Robert Kelly's going to be also at the Brooklyn Improv in New York on Saturday, September 26. The Saturday. Oh, that is the Saturday. The Saturday night. After that, Port Charlotte, Florida, Boston, and New Orleans all on deck for tickets and all tour dates. Visit punchup. Visit punchup.

Live slash Robert Kelly. Check out his new YouTube channel slash at Robert Kelly. comedy. You can catch him every Tuesday night doing his thing-thang. 7 p.m. at the Fat Black Pussy Pousseycat Lounge at the Comedy Cellar. Make sure you listen to the OG podcast. You know what, dude, and of course the regs. Yeah, Big J. Ocasson is going to be at Magoobies in Baltimore, September 25th and 26th. After that, he's going to be in Cleveland, Seattle, Denver. You guys get, for all the tickets to toys, go to his website, bigjeecomedy.com. Buy him there, and then go to YouTube.com slash at Big J. O'Gerson for his live shows and his specials are up there.

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