The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Symphony Of Change with Andy Fiori

Episode Date: February 19, 2025

Comedian Corinne Fisher is running for mayor of New York City, so the guys watch all of her campaign ads to decide if they want to vote for her. Jay thinks she is running as a joke but Christine disagrees and wants to join the effort. Many comedians are supporting her as well as the lead singer of Third Eye Blind. Old Bonfire staple, Andy Fiori is on hand as Jay recalls the time he went to the porn awards with an oversized star. Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Huchinson are the hosts of the podcast "Guys We Fcked." For @AndyFiori on Instagram for Andy's tour dates. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

And now the bonfire with big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly You agree with everything that Kanye said oh shit no Mike's on yeah, dude, not everything Not everything we were having a little before show debate here I'm surprised as a as a Jew and Bobby knows that and I had a Jewish foster father surprised you really think Kanye West is tapping something over there well when it quote yours to quote you tapping into

something over there what it just how he to treat a woman oh everything else I believe nothing oh you've got his merch page up right now. Well, because I tend to. That's just a Swastika. Yeah, that's just my screen saver on my phone. Yeah, no, that's a Swastika. It does look like a shirt for sure, but that is just a Swastika background. All right, then.

My apologies. The site's disabled. Aw. Yeah, they took it down. I think they. I think we ordered ours last night. Did you? You ordered the last one?

It's Skanks last night. I think we got. XL Tall. I think we ordered ours last night. Twitter, did you? You ordered the last one? At Skanks last night I think we got uh... XL Tall? I think we got them for the whole crew. Yeah? Yeah, cause if you wear a Swastika shirt and someone black gets mad at you, you could be like, it's Kanye dude. And they'll be like, oh alright, alright.

And I'll be like, yo the Swastika goes with my sneaks. And they're gonna be like, okay. Justified. Alright, alright. Now he paid how much for the commercial? Three million? I don't know. It's like, it's I thought it's like, I thought it was like eight million for like for 30 seconds.

Eight million for 30 seconds. And he did it on his iPhone. Yeah. He just filmed it on his iPhone at the dentist getting his grill. And then he you go to it and it's a T-shirt of a swastika. Well, he had a bunch of shirts up there, apparently. And then right when the commercial aired, everything else dropped off except for that. It's fucking crazy hilarious. This guy's nuts. I mean, yeah Well again, I do feel like but Christine says terrifying things like love him think he's great. Well, I think that's strange But because I think like what are you saying is like I feel bad for him in a sense that it's like

Just no one's gonna be able to get through to him. He's too big He's too big. He's still he's still a billionaire, right? No, but i'm sure he's got plenty and plenty of I don't think he's a billionaire No, I think he's worth two billion. I think I think he is still I think he is I think that he lost billions and he spends money out the wazoo But once you have a billion making millions every year just on interest so eight 8 million is that how much you paid for the commercial yeah, that's the less walk Oh, yeah, I don't think he's shaken by it at all. We should do a commercial next year

Let's start saving up now, and we'll do a commercial. Oh hang on Estimated is net worth at two points. Oh Jesus. Sorry. What was that? That was me my foot moved. Is that your joints? No, no was my foot literally And the mics hot your knee collapsing. It's my fault Two point seven seven, but almost three billion day. All right. Well that I what do I know? It was like now he owns a hundred percent of Yeezy again Yeah, and I think that shot him up because they but does are people still buying those yeah yes I am you so where is he in the process of that company I'll be honest

I don't know I don't wear him for Kanye yeah you wear him in spite of Kanye can you get can you you know what your ones? I would never get fake ones. Okay, well, what for my son? Josh. Josh has a great fake website. Alright, cool. But, said might not be a good website anymore because of the, who thought this was going to become a problem for this? The tariffs. He said that placement, that Chinese, it's coming from China, the Chinese is coming from China,

the stuff's coming from China. Who said that? The tariffs, Josh. Josh has, you had a political conversation with Josh? No, just about the, Tariffs? The fake sneakers because of tariffs. I think we're all right.

You, you think, really? Yeah. Why do you believe that? I'm thinking they're fake. If they found a way to fake it, they'll find a way without the tariffs affecting it Well, I think males got to come mail

Do you know I mean something has to be shipped yeah, but they could they could ship it here illegally How with a bunch of with a bunch of children in a fucking? They really didn't create down by the docks if they can get a kid in a scooter and nobody knows They get a pair of sneakers in only get me we should tell people this is way over I'm just looking at you. We should tell this is uh this is the bonfire faction talk series xm 103 very special guest It's a Tuesday. I'm big Jay Okerson. That is the great Robert Kelly over there Sitting in with us for the show just kicking it. Oh There he is. Hi.

Oh, he's coming down the road. Good to be back. In a shitty car that he's really happy about to own for some reason. Yo, don't knock on Dyson Otis. This is what hippie people do. They have a shitty car, and they're like, isn't this the best car in the world?

He goes, is that back door and window being held on by a bunch of stupid stickers? He goes, yeah. Jay, is that a ukulele being held on by a bunch of stupid stickers? He goes, yeah. Hey, Jay, is that a ukulele in the back that he doesn't know how to play? It's possibly a ukulele in the back. He's picking up some banjo, though. He's going to be at the Music Box Theater in the Borgata in Atlantic City with the great Tom Poppa this weekend, February 14 to 15.

After that, Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania, Connecticut, and Eastern PA. Those are all headline shows correct Yes, and then a very cool one Tom is doing the Beacon Theatre in May and he's kindly asked me to join Oh very very cool everybody. It's our old friend everybody merc face Andy Fiore Good to see you guys It was two Everybody's? Two Yeah, Lewis starts counting on his hand now and it may took me three to five minutes to intro skanks yesterday

You did to it to it you want everybody and then you did Bing and then everybody double everybody's. Yeah Folks maybe just watch it up some synonyms everybody folks guys It's it's so organic it flows out of me and every gang it. Everyone hates it. Not everyone don't say everyone Bobby hates it. I love it. I didn't hear one thing wrong with it I was everybody in this room hates it everybody at home hates it everybody Christine doesn't even hear cuz she doesn't hear me talking. She doesn't pay attention when I talk anymore Well, it's good to see you guys good to see you too, buddy Smelled real good in here when I came in you You guys are having a feast, a Chick-fil-A feast.

I ate too much. I had a bummer. Good to see everybody sticking to their diets. I had a bummer chicken breast. I'm not going to make a whole deal about it. You did good. I did bad. What did you do?

I had chicken nuggets. What's the difference? That's not how it's said. Chicken nuggets? Nuggets? That does sound like you're talking about turds. Not the creamy caramel center of a candy bar. It said nugget.

No, no. I had nuggets. I don't think you did No, no, I had nougats. I don't think you did. Unless I'm...alright. They're chicken fillet, chicken nougat. Fried pieces of inside snackers? Can we get the menu pulled up? That's why I fucked up. I should have got regular nuggets.

I got chicken nougats. It's too much. Sweet nougat. Do you think nougat? You think the center of a candy bar. No, you're right. He's wrong. Oh, okay. You're right, I'm wrong.

We're making it fun. Uh-huh. Oh no, make no mistake, Andy. Now that we've deconstructed. You're correct, and Bobby says things with a ridiculous accent. For sure. I say flipped. It's not a word.

No, it's not. But you know what I meant. When you flip it. I don't think I do. Sure you know what I meant. When you flip it. I don't think I do. Sure you do. Flip it. Like a flip?

Flip it? Good. Now, Andy, I understand you're here to promote that you are running co-mates with Corinne Fisher for mayor of New York City. Is that what's... You got my vote. What are we doing? Is that really a thing?

She's really running for mayor. Here's the thing. I'm still standing by. This is a joke. It's not. But everyone's saying, no, this is very, very real. I can see that one going either way. Did you see the ad she put up on her Corinne Fisher for mayor Instagram? 65 times?

There it is right there. I've watched it a crazy amount of times. Hi. I'm girl. But she's kidding. How did she become the pretty one? Huh? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. She's so pretty. How did she become the pretty one? Huh? I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

She's so pretty. Look at, she's kind of sexy. Corinne's very pretty. Yeah. She's gotten very hot in the last couple of years. Her weight's fluctuated at times, but I've always thought she was pretty, for sure. Those girls are always like the hot girls.

You're crazy. One was hot. The other one hot. Corinne and Christina? The other one was the hot one. No, I think what you're having is one's a bombshell and one was just hot. And one knows how to Photoshop. Hmm, exactly, thank you.

No, except one's like a, I mean, Christina Hutchinson's like a cheerleader poster. But I think that Corinne has become the pretty- Side by side. Like a woman. But my thing would have always been Corrine. I would have always been drawn more towards a Corrine type. Yeah, she seems like she had a goth background.

Yeah, Corrine would have been my choice out of the two, for sure. She lost a lot of weight, too. She loves Manson? That's all you needed to say for Jack. At the porn awards, I mean, she looked, it was crazy what she wore. And I mean, it was great. she wore and I mean it was great

But yeah, I mean she definitely if she had pussy hair you would have seen 85% of it See that's a that's a toss-up picture right there. That was their original. Yeah promo shoot for guys. We fucked Yeah, but you gotta go so they came out with it and you're like, oh they're so go back. Are you into it? Listen after this time hits people different ways Go a year in after some success. What's that? Why is the first thing a picture of them and the second thing is putting lollipops up a girl's ass? What's that? What's that?

What's that? Which one? The shiny bum with the lollipop in it. Oh, well it's because I Googled guys we fucked lollipop photos. Oh, so it's girls fucking guys with lollipops. It's a mix of Corinne, Christina, andina and this is definitely the first time I'm seeing this So that girl's about to put up a lollipop of that man's asshole though right there to see you know I didn't realize this was a genre Christine ping that for me

It ain't a fucking tootsie pop either that is a Rocket no candy or not that's gonna hurt and if you let that candy dry out and you pull it out You're gonna wax the hairs on the inside of your asshole. Yeah, you are. I love that You know the science behind it. Well, well you ever broken up a candy cane in the wrapper, huh? Broken up a candy cane in the wrapper. It's actually it's like pulp. Yeah, it's like it's like a fluorescent bulb bursting in your Exactly Yeah, that's all

Now this would now this ties in this is what Corrine's running on? That she's no more candy up the ass? Well that's the funny thing is that she's done so many podcasts about crazy shit and done so many photos. I mean, she's gonna run for mayor. Oh yeah, that was her at the porn awards. I mean, can you zoom in on one of those? Because I'm telling you, her cooch was right there and I couldn't stop forcing myself to not stare at her puss. Took everything in me.

Yeah. But I'll tell you what. You did it. I was a good guy. That's good willpower. I was a good, good guy. Now if you could super zoom in on it so we can see if it was your pussy at all.

Yeah, it was right there, huh? It looked, she's a leotard. What? So it's a, the whole thing's like a leotard. You know, absolutely. But it's high cut. But it's, high cut, it's a leotard. What? So it's a, the whole thing's like a leotard. You know, absolutely. But it's high cut. But it's, high cut, it's thin cut. It was only covering her pussy lips.

It was great. Fantastic outfit, I really appreciated it. The other one looks like a goofy vampire. Yeah. I'm really torn. I don't know. I'm torn. I'm gonna go with the one that's pussies out.

I'm gonna go with, I'm gonna go with, I'm gonna go with. I'm all said and done. go the one whose pussies out Is that him yeah, he was producing for us, yeah hilarious we should make him grow that mustache Yeah, I left I left that line angry Well, the red carpet line like it was I didn't want to do it to begin with because you could see sno snooch It was a no No, no, no, no, it's cuz it was we were moving along There's my date What is that? Why is it you as a woman? How do they talk about the Polish how do they find big Jane Okerson? That's so perfect.

She's a porn star. Her name's Pauline Bunyan. Get the fuck out of here. What's her name? I don't remember. On the bottom is it Rummy Chase? Yeah, Rummy Chase. They were chasing anything in her life.

Alright folks. Except a little bit of a I don't remember. On the bottom, is it Rummy Chase? No, Rummy Chase. They were chasing anything in her life. Alright, folks. Except a sandwich. I was going after the... You get a plus one, I was going after the porn awards.

You got a plus 17? But you don't remember this, but I walked in with her. So Lainey asked me if my plus one could be her because she didn't have, you know, she was nominated for an award, I guess. Somehow she couldn't like- Uncross her legs from that dress. Go without me. Yeah, yeah.

But what was funny was, so she's very Polish. And when we were sitting, I had to think very quickly- Wow. Oh, God. very Polish and when we were sitting very quickly wow that's him her wow my best friend screenshot this incentive was like what the fuck I think she's a porn star that the porn Awards yeah Christine's a trooper man why what I don't think most girls want their boyfriends posing with other girls like that. Yeah, well that girl doesn't matter. Well, Jay clearly looks uncomfortable in that photo.

Yeah, he does. Oh, I mean in every way. It must suck for those high heels to dig into the earth. Even the astroturf feels pain. It's like she's walking on the beach. Also your face looks photoshopped. On regular cement. Jay looks miserable. That's like she's walking on the beach She had a little thrilled she's not really my scene she hiding a sandwich well no it was also

Again, they also asked me if she could be my plus one I didn't fully get that like we had like I was walking in like with me and Ralph were hanging out and then Laney was kinda like, could you please, she's asking if you could like, kinda walk with her down the thing and like, you know, shooting heels. It's your scene, but the red carpet bullshit is not your scene. No, this isn't red carpet though, this was just a picture we took.

What's not your scene, the hangout? Oh, like the porn awards weekend really isn't my scene ultimately. It's not that I don't wanna be around there, I'm just like the business of it is not my jam at all. Industry insiders. Yeah, like who cares? I getcha.

I don't like that, I think Gary's one man show, his manager was like, come outside and do the photo. There's a step in, I was like, for what? So it's good for your career. I'm like dude, I've been in enough of them they haven't worked Jake and I ask the red carpet Lollipop scene this year. I don't know actually I don't go this year, but they but this thing was a Well the finding of this big Polish chick sitting next to me was we got a you guys can we got chairs we got yeah

We got a large She's large. We got seconds ago, like seconds between each other, I'm sorry, like the we didn't win news, but they weren't doing, we found out in that moment that we're part of the categories, they only do like five awards, the porn awards, where they like go, the nominees are, Bing, Bom, Boom, and then they show all their faces,

and then they pick one and they walk up to the thing. They only do that with a handful. The rest of the awards, someone just goes up between little moments and goes, okay, here's the next several awards, best MILF squirt scene is blah, blah, blah. Best blah, blah, blah is this. And they just tell you and you pick them up

at the end of the thing. They give them the daytime Emmy treatment the very last segment of that right before the end the show went they were like like MILF of the year blah blah blah MILF you know this one scene of the year so and so she was up for they go they go BBW BBW like you know whatever scene of the year or a of the year, not her. And she goes, oh. And then they go, podcast of the year, not me and Ralph.

And we're like, oh. And then Matt Rife goes, all right, guys, thank you so much for being here. And then he's turned the lights on and just sending you out into the world. Like, this was all for goddamn nothing. Was that, no, John, was that Adam 22 that got the podcast? Adam 22, I knew it was gonna happen. Matt Reif was the host? Yeah.

Wow, how good did he look? He looked good, but it's, I mean, like, I don't know if he had a chick at the time, but I mean, he, every porn star that was sitting in my circle around me was like, I'm going to fuck him, or can't wait to fuck him, or I'm, it was crazy. It was crazy. Can we play her ad? Yeah, let's watch an ad. I wanna gonna, it was crazy. It was crazy. Can we play her ad?

Yeah, let's watch an ad. I wanna watch her ad, we aren't doing this ad. It's not an ad. It's a fucking, it's a campaign. Ad? No, it's a campaign. She's gonna let, she's letting you. I think it can be both.

I think it's us. She's letting you know, no, this is a promise. It's a promise to New Yorkers. Oh, okay. You asshole. So I'm sorry, dude, I didn't, you know what? I take it back, it's a campaign. Why can't you support anybody? Buddy, I'm trying man, I'm trying, you're right.

I apologize. It's a campaign ad. I'm voting for her. I've only seen the first one. I'm voting for her no matter what. I'm voting for her 10 times. I'm voting for her. This is Corrine's.

Corrine Fisher. I love that she's doing this. Yeah, it's at Corrine Fisher for mayor. Well it's all changed, it's Corrine Fisher for mayor, it's it's own thing right Fisher for mayor. Well, it's all changed. It's Corinne Fisher mayor, it's its own thing, right? Aside from her. You know what a fucking great, sexy mayor should be? No, for sure, but I think the problem's gonna be

is her broadcast history. No. That will be as scrutinized as anybody else's. What do you mean? It'll be scrutinized, but. Yeah, but she can get through it. She'll claim, this is my feminism and your your Remember they got a thing. I think one of the first things where I called him like

Spoke to them or reached out to them was like hey you guys all right going through it like they got a bunch of they got Try to get canceled years back. You remember for what? They said I don't know if they were a book or whatever it was they were like they were just saying they were fetishizing Black men and they made like a big deal about isn't right I don't know if they wrote a book or whatever it was, they were just saying they were fetishizing black men and they made a big deal about that. Who isn't? Right. Come on.

I do, for Christ sakes. Can't stop thinking about black Lou right now. You know how hard it is for me to look black Lou in the eyes and not his cock every time we smoke weed together? What do you think about buying so many Nikes? I just want him to take a look over this way. No. We got a black mayor right now.

Can I? Yeah, let's see this. Can we see this? What? She's still doing guys we fuck? From the governor's mansion. Yeah, stand up. Yeah, they're getting paid a lot of money dude. She's not giving that up. Is she? All right, wait a second. Fisher, I'm a New Yorker and I'm pissed. That's why I'm running for mayor. Haha, Justin. Justin unironically liked it. Justin. I love when they tell on you. Where is it? First person that's Justin Justin super into it Let's just see everyone who's a dummy Cassie's a fan

Karen Harrington you asshole. I liked it go pack Joe. I'll accept. He's a fan. I think I liked it Brian Baldinger Brendan sag Jim Norton Who's that who's that Christine? Why is this? Oh, call him Terrell. No, no everybody quiet down for a second She's gonna win why what have you read so far? No, no, everybody quiet down for a second. She's gonna win. What have you read so far?

That's not true because so many people like her. What have you read so far on this list that makes you think she's gonna win because of? I'm just joking because there's so many people we know that like it. Oh, you're right. I'm sorry, Jay. Oh, no, no, you're right.

Hang on, Justin Silver and Collum Terrell. She is gonna win. Apologies. Glitter Cheese was in there. Oh, was Glitter Cheese involved in this? Yeah, and Jim Norton was there You know glitter cheese is yeah, Lisa. Lisa Trager. Yeah, you're right. She's gonna win Christine Apologies two fans that I'm aware of in four comics, so I don't talk to you're right. She's gonna pull this together

You gotta look at the demographic of it. She had glitter cheese She had Justin. Mm-hmm. She had Jim Norton. So the gays are covered. The gays are covered. Sure. And then she had Column Cherelle. Oh, so now you get the gay Irish. The immigrant vote. Christine, why don't you jump in her campaign? I have work already. I'm not looking for work. No, this is not work though. This is volunteer. I don't need... Jacob, sense of the crossover here. Campaign, Corinne, campaign, something there.

Jacob. That's something. Jacob. There is something there. She could be the official beverage sponsor of the Corinne Fisher 2025 mayoral. Are you going to freak out if she mentions campaign and you're not present in the room?

Because I know historically that has been a bit of a problem for you. This is more important. The fate of New York is more important. Okay, okay. I don't know if she said anything about, do you want to call Karina and ask her what she's gonna do about the rats in your particular house? I would like to know. There you go.

She'd probably take care of that. Well I feel like as a sponsor you'd have real, you know, leverage to get your issues across. Absolutely. But I'm gonna tell you this, when you say that you, when like you say off the air, that you wish we could just drop one bomb and erase all the trans people, she's not gonna be behind that. Your real thoughts about the trans? Christine? Rough politicians destroying our city, no, we aren't doing this anymore. I moved to New York City when I was 17 to follow my dream of becoming an artist. I bet on myself and I won. Now I want all New Yorkers to be winning.

Did Lewis write this? No, but I just also noticed that Laura Schumacher actually is involved in this. So Christine, now she is gonna win. You are correct, you nailed it. I really don't care for the on the go ad. It's a powerful walk. You don't like the on the go. I'm walking by the camera.

Mostly because I'd be out of breath doing the same thing. I do like, she's got a very. Hi, I'm Andy. I'm right here. She does have a. Last thing we just do on a bench. Listen, do what you gotta do. Whatever you gotta do, I gotta get. Her jacket ready. I'm ready. Give me a second. Last thing we just do on the bench, listen, do what you gotta do. Whatever you gotta do, I gotta get it.

Her jacket. Is this a Starbucks? Her jacket though, is definitely that of a woman of the people. She is. For sure. Her coat is very nice. There's something about her

that I find very enticing. Yeah, I agree. She's attractive. No, there's something else about her. She's not traditionally attractive, but she's something else about she's not traditionally attractive as sex something sexy Yes, unconventionally good-looking really and yeah, this is something Jacob. Yeah Yeah, like Jacob unconventional good-looking is like Lady Gaga

No, yeah. No, she doesn't have like features that are normally not good that somehow work on her She's got a schnoz which I kind of find attractive. She isn't have features that are normally not good that somehow work on her. She's got a schnoz, which I kind of find attractive. She has a unique look. She has a unique look. I'm not saying she's got a sexy quality. There's something about her energy that makes you like, oh, she's got something. That's why I think- Yeah, pretty face.

It's not that, it's not a conventional pretty face, dude. What are you talking about? Huh? Maybe? She's kind of mean, shabasi around. Yeah, there's a little something about her. That's a turn on. It's not a conventional pretty face, dude. What are you talking about? She's kind of mean, she'll boss you around. Yeah, there's a little something about her. That's a turn on. It's not, listen, what you think- I have to say about Corinne,

really didn't give a fuck about what anybody thought when she was coming up. She just kind of did her thing, put her head down. Cause they got a lot of shit, and she kind of just went through it. She didn't care. Yeah. Oh wow.

Kind of thick skin in politics. So our campaign manager is Christina Hutchinson and then somehow the guy from third-eye blind Steven Jenkins Now it's a lock Steve Jenkins Yeah, is it? Stop it. What a curveball That's crazy

No Christine we might be on to something. Do you feel none of Stephen Jenkins is involved that somehow? She is now gonna completely take over this city with votes. I'm I'm gonna try to join I'm gonna see if they need any help. I really hope you do. I'd love you to take time away from the home for this Nothing honestly would make me happier than that. I have to fly her today. Be careful what you want She might not be home at all ever. Okay. She might be away from the house a lot if she goes on the campaign, right? Yeah, you'll be home alone Most of the time. Yeah, yeah, you'll come on the road being alone. She'll be out working on the campaign trail You'll be alone. Is this a sacrifice you have to make if you want come over the road being alone. She'll be out working on the campaign trail. You'll be alone

Is this a sacrifice you have to make if you want to turn the city around? I bet Corrine will make it where I can take my dog more places. Oh my god She probably will get on that tell her that's what you want. That's an important thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, play. Yeah, please Residents more rent control departments tapping rent for our beloved small businesses and tax breaks for New Yorkers who volunteer at one of our over 45,000 citywide nonprofits I want you to spend less time worrying about how you can afford to stay in New York City and more time being a part Of it safely as mayor

I will hold the NYPD to higher standards including mandatory periodic mental health checks and a zero tolerance policy on racism Corinne's problem with this video is that she talks with uh, she's got vocal fry She has like that thing so her ascends the running on like a yeah. Yeah, that's her thing Yeah, it's like hiring. Yeah, and we can make things better for immigrants Yeah, and we can make things better for immigrants. And I'm gonna have the police accountable. It's better to have good police than a lot of police. Yeah, mental health is key. Alright, now do me a favor and go back, Christine, because now I want to hear every one of those.

I can't rewind. Let's finish it through and watch it again. Can we count how many there are, though? Yeah. Being the biggest police department in the country isn't something to brag about. Being the best will be. But amidst all the chaos,

let's not forget about the magic of New York City. My audition-based affordable artist housing will keep the culture of the city alive and will encourage the most talented people in the world to choose New York City as their home, which will always be a place where immigrants and members of the LGBTQ plus community are welcome no matter what direction America is moving in New York City will keep moving forward I hope you'll join us I think

it's a joke buddy it's not a joke that That fucking... Paid for by a furniture-sherpa mayor. Fuck you twist away from the camera was amazing. Yeah, it's got very senior year of high school. I'm saying she would, like... It's not a joke. She'd make fun of that. She would, but she's in it. She's in it to win it. And with Christine by her side,

it's gonna go down. I wanna judge the artists that are auditioning for the housing. I wanna have the fate of are auditioning for the housing. I wanna have the fate of all these young people. Christine's using her politician hands. Yeah, absolutely. Waste of time, no talent, get out. New York doesn't need you.

Always keep in mind that Christina Hutchinson is her campaign manager already. So when Christine comes in and someone goes, hey, can you get me Christine? And they go, which Christine? And people do this, they go like, hmm, Hutchinson, Hutchinson with D's out here. And then they go, which Christine? For people do this, they go like, hmm, you know. Hutchinson, Hutchinson with D's out here. And then they go, which Christine? Christine, they give her like these ones. You know the ones whose ballots are stuffed. They could do the other way, the one eating a carrot.

Those are some Chavas, Jay. Is there more? Are there more ads? Hutchinson's got some Chavas. I mean, those two though, big aw. There's two more ads. That's a Hutchinson. I mean those teeth are big. Oh, there's two more ads I'm not sure if they're both ads actually there's two more posts cool You've probably heard the news, but yes, I am running for mayor of New York City and yes I'm also in my bathroom right now. It doesn't really get any more grassroots than this

We just wrapped up our shit It doesn't really get any more grassroots than this. We just wrapped up our announcement weekend. What if he took a shit? And I had to pop on here. Take a big dump while you're doing this. I'll vote for you. That worked good for Cardi. Cardi B took a dump on Instagram Live,

and it did not affect her at all. She's presenting awards at the Oscars. Oh, god. She gets invited to the Metcalfe. It's a proven method. She spoke at the DNC, I believe. That's right. She did.

Yeah, she read it off her phone. And she panicked while it wasn't coming up on the screen. and she panicked and started calling for her assistant. It was so funny She wear peaches that Right was that her she was where Pete I mean peaches now peaches My pussy get wet when I get nervous smiling my pussy get wet when I get nervous why your pussy don't get wet you want any peaches I got play this here to say thank you to everyone who donated money and promised that they will volunteer at their time towards real change. I think the overwhelming response to this

campaign announcement shows that New Yorkers are tired of sitting back. Someone's using the bathroom? Sorry, that's my roommate. As New Yorkers we have to loosen up. Just one more reason why we need more rent control. I'm gonna shit out the bad and let in the good. She goes, I have a two point system that's starting with this point. And then followed up by this.

Now, with those two systems working side by side, we should be able to get to here. I say one thing right now. The congestion tax goes like this. $9 every time you come in the midtown, I mean. And paying for migrants to stay at a hotel, $100,000 he is well, you know what they have a say to that Yeah Everybody gets an electric car Small businesses artists Symphony of change Palestinians and Jews Let's lose fart archive like it wasn't a repeat in the bunch

Like and we don't trust make decisions about our city for us, we're not gonna do it anymore If you're interested in donating you can do so at corinnefisher.com and as a reminder if you want to vote in the Democratic primary you have to be a registered Democrat. That election takes place on June 24th but the deadline to change or enter your party affiliation is February 13th. I will put more info in the stories. Thank you. Laura, Laura is, Laura's one half of the team of like agent managers for like Lewis and Dave and them. I'd be pretty irate if I knew my manager was taking time away from working in management, as new managers, by the way, to go campaign for mayor of New York.

Yeah, but she's not she is oh, she's Helping the campaign. Yeah. Yeah, that's the first it's the first comment right there. That's her. She's got some part in her party Well, maybe but here's the thing what maybe if your manager is part of this campaign and she does win You'll be able to play New York City for a long time. Oh, maybe. I would like to say that my manager was a first responder for the wildfires. I'm like, hey man, I'm having a hard time checking this hotel. What?

What's that? You're dropping water from a chopper? No, I don't need my manager wrapped up in other not manager shit. You already gotta manage other people. Now you gotta run a May World campaign? Yeah, I used to hate what my manager was doing stuff with other clients.

Yeah, that he's supposed to be doing. Where are you? I'm hanging out with Jared Freed all week. Boo. Boo. I don't think it's a joke. Huh? It's not a joke.

No, this is not a joke. This is real. How do you define the word joke? Well, for our purposes. Oh. What's the other? It's funny. Well, this isn how do you define the word joke? Well for our purposes? Oh? What's the other funny? What's the other? This isn't over yet? This is over. Yeah, this one's done. That was what you've probably heard the news I don't care if the assumption we should go back and hear how many and There's one more. Yes. I mean look. She's very

It's a little too sorority esque for me This might be current Fisher and I'm running for mayor of New York City tonight we are out in Brooklyn here's my campaign manager hello Christina Hutchinson here we are volunteering with hope which is homeless outreach population this is the joke these are all gonna be actors this is not a joke no these are gonna be homeless actors yeah for sure these are gonna be homeless actors. These are crisis actors. Two smoking hot millionaire girls are coming down to give them rice. I can't

wait. Hey guys. I want money in that bussy. Well now that's, which also brings another thing. Mental health is also a crisis. Guys, don't touch my scarf on my head that's a three thousand dollar Gucci. This is something that's a $3,000 Gucci. This is something that happens in New York City every year. Volunteers will go out on the streets and survey people to see if they are experiencing unsheltered homelessness. One of the reasons hope was specifically... Pause this, pause this, pause this. Click on who this was filmed and edited by.

I could never volunteer. Is that, is that AJ? Yeah. So she's dating him now, yeah, he works it out, but AJ it says AJ comedy But he's afraid to go on stage. He's in my commercial for the thing. What is it? What's going on? He works at gas digital. Give us a little I don't know what you talk. He's a comic now So what is he doing? What's her boyfriend, I believe. So they're dating, but he's filming her stuff? He's doing all the filming for it.

Okay, so this guy, and he's a comic, but doesn't go on stage? I didn't know he was a comic until this moment, and I've known him for two years. He's in my trailer. I used him to act in my trailer. AJ's a great kid. This isn't a dig on AJ. I just didn't know.

It's pretty funny. Was he a video guy? Yes. He made us photography, video, and comedy. I didn't know he did comedy. And boyfriend. It was pretty new to me. Christine and the other one is?

Christina and Corinne. Christine. Corinne is running. Christine, do you think that Corinne told in that last video that Christine should ugly it up a little bit and look a little homeless because I'm gonna be the pretty one in this video No, I think they're trying not to get I think you're trying not to get raped in the streets of the Bronx Because the other I mean Christine looks she could doll it up a little bit, but she looks like she's Put a hat on cover up your face. I don't see to see. I can't you see past their looks and look at the policies.

I haven't heard the policies yet. Well, you won't allow because you keep talking about their teeth and tits. All right. Well, let me hear the policies. You're right. Let me hear the policies. Being on with my campaign, number one is tackling the homelessness crisis that is happening right now in New York City, seeing what is the city doing because it's not enough. This is an area that we surveyed that was actually in a subway station. So we went in and walked the platforms

and surveyed all the individuals that were on those platforms. Yeah, you know, I was on the platform and where's the proof? This makes me believe they've never taken the subway. Follow the money. I do not, I would not volunteer to help homeless because I take the subway and they duty in their pants on the seat that I have to

pray that I don't sit on directly afterward. Because they need help. Yeah, they're all homeless to poop in. Why do you think she's running from there? Pray that I don't sit on directly afterward because they need help Yeah, Jay, why do you think she's running? What if that didn't happen we would need her she's gonna fix this yeah with stories of guys they have said sex with Andy would you help the guy you knew duty would I tackle a homeless yes nice? Andy I think you just made your way into the cabinet my man. Let's try to find you a position I haven't fucked either of them though. So does that mean I'm not in the base?

No, neither a lot of people in her cabinet have not fucked her. It's a matter of being good What can you do? Who's your outreach to what do you bring to the table working for Corinne Fisher for mayor? I feel like good energy You can play the guitar. I can play seven chords of the guitar. That's not bad. Sick air guitar. Sick air guitar.

Don't forget, you bring a really nice American face. Thank you. That they need. You do, you have a very good white American face. If they need a straight white guy with who plays hockey, and for most white guy yeah with who's to play his hockey Hockey and most white guy things. I'm your man. I don't like guy things you like a good like a hearty meal Yeah, a hearty meal a stew

pasta Comfortable chair, I'm a good drinker a real comfy chair Knock back some Bud lights take a nap anywhere. Yeah, almost like a homeless. That's great. I would tell you honestly, if you're going to call out a beer's name, Shane's already got Bud Light kind of covered. I know. You should maybe throw out a yingling

and see if you can get a sponsorship like that. It's all Philly with you, isn't it? Really is. Is yingling Philly? Yeah. I didn't know that. It's like whatever. She's not targeting your demographics, so I think.

She's dying. You're a different grad. You're important. She is a cutie patootie that Christina. You just called her ugly five seconds ago in this very video. You just called her ugly. She opens her mouth.

Listen, the thing is, no, she's a cute girl. I just think the other one is mine. This is about politics. You've been the only one having a who's hotter debate for 40 minutes. Buddy, that's what you do with it. But Bobby, you're also like like this is like 10 years ago. I'm like, I'm like, what the fuck is she gonna do

about the homelessness? And Bobby's goes, nah, she is cute. Yeah, I would, I would. And I go, they're gonna tackle the homeless issues right now, and Bobby's like, you know, you know I was wrong, Christina is hot. But Jay. Yeah, but I still, I don't know.

I think it's a smart campaign tactic to get the would vote on your side because I feel like a lot of Undecided voters go to the booth and they see a picture they go wood Okay, then you would vote you think I'm gonna vote for the skinny scrawny guy or the twatty looking older white lady I would vote for hot I would vote Politically never for a person that I wanted to fuck that would never mean anything to me I would assume if I want to fuck you then you're done that's the problem I have every time Bill Maher has a beautiful woman on who's like a political analyst or something like that

I really she's Yale educated and all this stuff I swear I would sit next to her and go thanks cupcake I'll take it from here I'm not really sure what difference between Republican Democrat is but like they both seem to get pretty angry when the other one wins she's like well a Democrat means I'm not really sure what the difference between Republican and Democrat is, but like, they both seem to get pretty angry when the other one wins. She's like, well, a Democrat means I'm like, princess, if you wouldn't mind. Princess please. Me, I'm talking to Bill Maher. Me and a man are talking.

Whenever they have a pretty one. Now when they have like a black militant woman, I'm gonna listen. I'm not gonna agree with her. I'm gonna listen to what she says, because I don't wanna fuck her. But when it's a hot one, yeah, you're always like, come on, come on, come on, sweetheart. I think it'd be fun to be this close to the Govher's mansion, though.

I think so, too. You could do Skankfest at New York. Yeah, think about the permits. Say what, Corinne threw a pretty great party on New Year's Eve one time in LA we went to. That was pretty fun, so I wouldn't mind that. Now, is she Are they risque are they she's more?

sexually Outgoing than Christine right what am I right Corinne am I right what is more? Say just say slutty no, I have no idea. No slutty a little more slutty, but on my life I have no idea. I actually don't know which one boy So much never because I we fucked I've seen I know what I've seen Corinne's Sexy photos and stuff like that. I've never seen Christina do like stuff like that Oh, well Christine has probably been also I'm sure she puts it out there the traps a little bit without a doubt

But yeah her whole Christine his whole life because of those titties, I think I said this when she was on Story Wars a couple weeks ago, I was like, your whole life's been like, you've had problems with teachers staring at your tits your whole life. I mean, she's like, yes, definitely. I've had the same thing with my dick.

I know, I know, it's why I told him to raise the table to it so I can't see. I thought you were gonna say the same thing with my titties. I used to sit up a little higher, Jay rakes me sit down at the table. Yeah, I'm gonna see his dick, I'm not gonna be table to it. I thought you were gonna say the same thing with my titties. I used to sit up a little higher. Jay wakes me, sit down at the table. I'm gonna see his dick. I'm not gonna be able to work. Is there a photo we can see that proves what you're saying?

About what? Yeah, you pervert. Oh, you want to see a picture of her as a child with gigantic tits? Jacob, I'll be honest with you. Oh, my God. That's Corinne. That's Corinne. That's Corinne.

This is Christina. Where's Christina? You got any good ones? Christina, enhance that quadrant. That's Corinne. That's Corinne. That's Corinne. That's Corinne. This is Christina. Where's Christina? No, I know. You got any good ones? Christine, enhance that quadrant. That's Christina. That's just a whatever picture. Yeah, that's whatever.

She has like a 1950s vag. 1950s vag? Yeah, like no labia. She's got a real fucking Lucille Ball vag. There was a see-through shirt picture up there. Go up there. Yeah, right there.

There we go. Let's see what Go up there. Yeah, right there. There we go. Let's see what we're working. Those are fucking canyons. Yeah. I like. Jacob. Jacob. Can I say?

Jacob. Can't hide it. Finish or stop? Eww. Eww. Yeah. Even that little dog in the background is like, those are big cans.

Even the dogs mesmerized. Those are the biggest tits I've ever seen. Those are big little cans. Good lord. I mean, yeah. I wasn't familiar. Screw it. Anything else?

You don't know who Christina was? No, I know who Christina was. You weren't familiar with her tits? Why? You're staring directly at them. You can't help yourself. I will acquaint myself. Well, don't say that out loud.

You know what? I'm going to really fucking look into these tits now that I see it. I'll research. But yeah. Well, I guess she's running for. No, they're millionaires, right? Huh?

They're millionaires. They're doing fine. I don't know what they're doing. They had a multi-million dollar deal years ago, yeah. They both bought places. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she's cute.

I still like the other one. Right, but this is about a mayoral race. Yeah. What'd you say? It's the mayoral race. We're looking at their policies right now. A-oral. Mayoral.

Let's get back to this homeless thing. Hey, Jay. May-oral. Oral. Ooh. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. May-oral. Let's get back to this homeless thing. Hey, Jay. May-oral. Oral. I gotcha. All right, let's listen to these may-oral bitches. We're gonna go out here and show our cans to the homeless.

What is on her lip? Huh? Is that her pee? What is that shit thing on her lip? It's a birthmark. Is it? Oh, sorry. Wow.

Get that off. You have millions. The first thing I did was, Hey, can you take this off my face? Yeah. I actually don't remember. I'll tell you what though. They would get my vote if they went out to the homeless and started showing their titties and called it a can drive. Can drive. Now we're talking. Can drive. Woo. Can drive. Well, thank you, Miss Lane. I must be able to do that much better than a burger.

I actually understood that. I appreciate that much better than a burger. Yeah. I got you. Thanks. I speak homeless. Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh. You get to feel good about giving back to the city that you love, and then when Corrine's

mayor... Okay, Christina. giving back to the city that you love and then when Corinne's mayor okay Christina hey if anybody uh wanna make commercial campaigns and not have their campaign manager all up in the videos all dancing singing come a death row thank you black Lou got it right away Jacob has no idea what we're talking about No, I don't think she's ever heard a rap song come on, dude Come on from it was shook night, dude I know you love biggie. If anybody wanna if they would want to make their campaigns not have they campaign manager All up in the video Dancing did he yeah having to be in all that shit. It was shook night

Oh, yeah, and they had the thing at the source awards If you don't if you want to have making music and not have your producer Call up in the video dancing Come a death row Then there was a big almost a huge fight at that, right? Can I just say, hey, awards? Well, it was the source awards, so. I do remember that now.

Yeah, so that was pretty good. So Jacob, let me redo. That's a good, great reference. You know what? Let's redo the bit, and we'll come back from the thing. Man, if you were to do a campaign ad, not have a campaign manager, all up in the video, dancing, come with Death Row!

That's a good one. Yeah! Yeah! All up in the video Dancing come with death row Three smattering of applause and A lot of people might think well if you're getting a tax break for volunteering Is it really volunteering anymore and my response to that and anyone who has that criticism would be is a donation to a non-profit? Not tax deductible? It absolutely is, right? So this is another area where we're giving rich people a tax break for donating their money, but then people who don't have money to donate, we're not giving them a tax break for their time. Your time is worth something. It's valuable. And whatever you have to donate or to volunteer, we're excited to have you in Corrine Fischer's New York City.

A lot of setup, not a lot of punchline. Yeah. Oh, this isn't comedy. Please continue. Are they gonna help homeless here? They're just gonna talk my god damn ear off. Yeah, I can't wait to get to that. I hope they do a wide shot,

they're so homeless, people surrounded by the car like, please, are you gonna help or not? One second, fellas. Hold on. We're finishing this shot. I don't think they show the video of them going in, unless there's a YouTube. Jeez, is there a YouTube maybe where they went in?

What's the corinnefisher.com? Go there, maybe there's some nudes. I mean, maybe there's other videos. What is wrong with you guys? Buddy, I apologize. Why can't, did you do this with George W. Bush? Did you try to see him naked also? I did, I did it with Obama. I voted for for Obama twice because of this I can't get mad at you

I went to go see Nosferatu just to see Dracula's dick a bunch and they showed it once Christine donate a $500 from Bobby no no no no no no you're right. That's crazy. We know them a thousand no no no no no no You want to go more? That's nuts, dude. She's not gonna really show your boobs $10,000 from Robert Kelly right in show me your boobs and yes also make it in well the money will cash If you show me a show brace right now, we have like it's a pending. It's a pending hold. Oh my god Oh right here platform. All right, platform. High cost of living.

Great. Loss of artists costly to access of art. Why are you saying it like that? Because that's the way she talks. It's not, you're being curious. Let me try it again. You're right, Jay. Struggling in public schools.

No, now you're being out. Let me try it again, you're right. High cost of living. No. I feel like you're doing this on purpose. Don't you know, friend? Safety. try it again. You're right High cost of living no feel like don't you know purpose like they do this good The NYPD will be held to a higher standard No, we're in the era era of like Billie Eilish isn't stuff nobody wants to hear it aggressive loud chick They want you wearing a baby doll dress and be fuckable at an underage age and go I'll dress and be fuckable at an underage age and go

What is your policy what are your some of your policies? I don't want pain and sadness. Did you say I don't want pain and sadness? Did you say I don't want pain and sadness? No, I was just so curious. Pain and sadness. I would love for them to do a video where they go on a rat hunt. Just BB guns. Oh my god, I'm up on the rats. Let me tell you something. I would definitely...

I will vote for Christine or Corinne if I have a video of her and Christine going out in bikinis. And full, they wear bikinis and full paintball gear and go out like tactical gear. And kill rats. At Jacob's house. And after that.

Come to my alley. I want them in the same outfit doing a car wash. And also maybe a tactical bikini car wash. Yeah, tactical bikini car wash. Yeah, you gotta raise funds. Anyone can do a bikini car wash. Do you know, Lewis, was it Lewis who said to me the other day that he believes, he's like, oh, like they do in high school

the bikini car wash? I go, what high school does a bikini car wash? That's not a real thing. That was a trope. For sure. It's not a... In like the 80s and that was a movie or so There was no fucking girls, but I'm not saying there wasn't girls who would do a car wash

Huh What yeah, but that's a California like bikinis are also weird normal But if they call it a car wash and the girls happen to be wearing like Yeah, I don't think it was like advertised a molestation was very normal in hunting Dean Beach I know and somehow Christine couldn't even get molested you get molested ain't that crazy. I got Complex right Not even molestable Christine she That'll give you a complex, right? This one. She got molested. What a complex, right? She got molested. Not even molestable.

Christine? She got molested. It wasn't like a trine. You can't molest the willing. Oh, you asked for it? Yeah. She snuck in and sucked her uncle's dick. It's called statutory rape, Jay.

Huh? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. A priest tried to suck her dick? Statutory rape. Christine Deponor. Christine Deponor, 30s, would tell me stories where I'm like, well, you were underage and that guy should actually go to jail. And she goes, oh, I thought I sucker dick. Christine, Christine Deepenor, Christine Deepenor 30s would tell me stories where I'm like, well you were underage and that guy should actually go to jail.

And she goes, oh I thought I loved him. Okay, I don't know, he was my drug dealer. So now she's calling it, now she's calling it statutory. You had sex with a drug dealer when you were young? Are you looking at me? Yes. But it was willing, like you wanted it. Oh very willing. Oh God. Jesus Christ, you wanted it. Oh, very willing.

Oh, God. Jesus Christ, you wanted to be attacked by an older man. She wanted cock and drugs. It sounds like a good song, cock and drugs. Cock and drugs. I smell cock and drugs. Meow, meow. Who's that licking?

Um, I think it's great that she's doing this. I mean, there's no way She gonna win I mean it's gonna be weird because she has so many fans She has thousands and thousands of fans in New York, right? Okay That will come out for her. Maybe well, yeah, I mean you got to get on the ballot first Not even how many how many how many people watch that video? I'm not registering to vote to do this You're not registered vote. You gotta be registered as a Democrat to I'm registered, but I'm registered I don't work for much longer. I can actually vote for I can do it. I'm a registered

support you vote for mayor of New York City, yeah Yeah, I think you can you can't City yeah Yeah, I think you can you can't live in the city limits Now worry about my own can live in Buffalo and vote for the mayor of New York City Get your nukes out of here you have listen don't fuck with my nuggets. I'm gonna run for sheriff of my town And I'm gonna open Gary I'm an open carry and I'm gonna open things like everything. I'm gonna do I'm gonna do with my I'm gonna open things like, everything I'm gonna do, I'm gonna do with my sick shooter. Like I'm gonna be like, I got a letter here

from a mother who would like to say something about the school. I'm gonna throw it up in the air and shoot the whole thing until I open the envelopes. Pew! 200 and 238,000 likes. Yeah, but here's the thing. If 150,000 are-

Is that views or likes? That's views But if a hundred and fifty thousand of those or other comedians going what the fuck is this? We just watched it four times. Yeah, if you have ten thousand people vote for you. That's a lot in the city Right how many can you can you look up how many? Let's not let this escape this moment here 10,000 votes in New York City. Yeah What do you think I? Think she's gonna lose by seven million am I right about these numbers seven million nine

hundred ninety nine thousand nine hundred Well, you're running gets an incumbent night at a 90,000. No, there's no way yeah Evans is out nobody likes him Adams she at whatever his name is we'll learn his name and I mean you're just hating the skin color actually don't hate him. I actually I don't mind him college mayor Well, now he found he's black you don't mind him. Okay. No, that's not true. That's why I mind him originally Not starting to see right through your shit. No, he's not I got my nike black Louis I don't mind Evans, but he is a he is a Cokehead you can't say it wrong again two seconds later

Edwards is awesome. That's it That's Christina Adams, are you okay? What do you think I'm saying dude? I don't know. Maybe it's you I think you're punchy on these girls tits. I am Maybe it's you. I think you're punchy on these girls tits. I am Yeah, you guys are in a bit in the next month there's a call goes that somebody goes hey, uh, hey Hutchinson Let me know if you're free dude, the YKWD sometime Why'd you make that phrase cuz I just nailed your plan tonight, you know, I mean I asked everybody if you want to do I mean she's on tonight No, I I actually I think she could actually make a dent.

In what? In the mayoral race. She might not be... 10,000 votes, dude. I think she'll get a little more than that. She could play giant killer. Why, you don't think she could actually, do you think it's just going to fail? Like, it's not going to do anything?

I have no idea. I know 10,000 votes isn't a lot of votes in a place of eight million people. But it's not eight million people in New York City. What? It's in the five boroughs is eight million people. That's what she's the mayor of. That's New York City.

A lot of women will vote for her. I think we're closer to about 11 million. A lot of women will vote for her. You think so? A lot of women will vote for her. Remember how they thought that about Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton? Yeah, it's New York though.

Yeah, New York will vote for women, gays. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, for sure. The gays are going to go nuts for her. Oh, no doubt. The Spanish women. I hope she wins. I'll be happy to know the mayor.

Sounds like you don't want her to win. I think it sounds like she's not going to win. You don't want a woman to be mayor of New York City. You think a woman will only get 10,000 votes in a city of 8 million people. She would be the first I believe Oh, no, Bella Abzug. I'm correct me if I'm wrong. Who is it? There was a woman mayor of New York City in the 70s I think her name was Bella Abzug. You might want to fact-check me, but I believe it was like pre-cosh It was Kryn Fisher's mother

We had no idea You're gonna vote for Bobby. 100%. But I can't. Even though you're a registered Republican. I can't, I'm a registered Democrat. Republican, no. No, I'm a registered Democrat.

No, ever since you lived next to those black people, you said you're switching. No. You'd said that. You didn't tell him. I'm a registered Democrat. Right. Yeah.

And you say you're registered. You're not even registered. You're not even like into the country. No. Yeah, you're not. I don't vote at all. Of course you don't. You should. I steer clear You're not even like into the country. No. Yeah, you're not. I don't vote at all. Of course you don't.

You should. I steer clear of that shit. Now you have to move to Jersey. You'd have to vote for Jersey people. That's fine. I'm going to run. I'm running for sheriff, dude. I'm going to take this town back.

And I'm going to sheriff on horseback. In a town full of cars and paved streets, I will still horseback. You should wait. On route 80. You should wait until a new sheriff is coming into town kill him and they kill him like Banshee assume his identity like I did oh my god it's so much hot pussy if I do that I think is that how that works pussy should I start becoming a criminal now though yeah but like this is a you know what this is a brainstorm session another time we have to take a

break everybody we're hanging out with Andy Fiori He's gonna be the music box at the Borgata Atlantic City with Tom Papa that's now weekend day February 14th and 15th after that he oh will you be his Valentine? I will be great. Oh need one after that He's gonna be headlining Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania Connecticut Easton PA for tickets and all of his tour dates go to AndyFuryF-I-O-R-I.com Go to Bobby Kelly's new YouTube page. Why not? It's a great one YouTube.com slash at Robert Kelly comedy Of course check him every Tuesday night the fat black pussycat lounge the comedy seller

And he's gonna beat off the hook comedy club this week and everyone Which is and now your family's coming. Oh, cause it's Valentine's Day. No, because Christine said, why don't we all have a week off? I know. And Bobby's going, and then Dom was like, well maybe I'll just meet him in Florida with me and Max, and we'll have a family vacation. I know, they don't understand that they come

and ruin your time. I try to explain people this. I'm going down there to hang out with my kata, now I'm not. Right. Because Christine wanted to go take a vacation and yeah, it's work. Yeah work vacay Mostly it was a selfish move. She made a selfish move. We're taking off a week cuz I Was not school anyone I I thought you want to spend time with your family Bobby. I thought you're one of the good ones I I love my family. I would love to spend time with sound like it

I I'm taking two months off in the summer. As mayor, Corinne will solve all these problems. You're not taking it off. I take it off. You come here. I come here, but then I go there. I don't do any shows. Half the time.

Whatever. Now you messed up my Mike Caltatani. Now you do that great move, though, in the summertime, though. Yeah. You send them up there, and then you go, oh, we spend the summer up there. But they spend the summer up there. You spend a couple days at home a week. Man. I wish I could send Christine away for a summer What like retard camp?

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