The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Taming The Shrew

Episode Date: April 5, 2023

Jay recalls an encounter with a huge rat and Bobby teaches him about shrews.

James Franco accused his sexual harassment. If James Franco asked his sexually harassed to get busied, then I better learn how to fucking a ski mask. You know what I mean? This is Big J. O'Crosson, and my new special dog, Belly, live from Skankfest, out now on YouTube.

Scott Fulton, Big J. O'Crosson! And now, the Bonfire, with Big J. O'Crosson and Robert Kelly. That's the lover boy, you're coming in on a 30-minute commercial free rock block here on your home of 80s classic rock. The bonfire. Faction Talk Series 6103, Big Jokeerson. Robert Kelly hanging out, killing it. Thank you. We're here.

Our phone number 86696969. Join the conversation y'all. It could go anywhere. In some updates. Oh, woof on, uh, yeah. Well, one, we were almost fired today. Turned out big Jim just wanted to talk to us to warn us that we're gonna be fired very soon

if we don't stop talking about pornography. Jacob, I feel like you tattle-tailed. I think it was Jake. Jacob tattle-tailed. He listens as a fan of the show. Mm-hmm. What have you said, dude? You told on us?

We have to clean up our acts. We have to clean up our acts clean up a little bit doesn't be porn talk all the time no it's not porn it's not fraction point talk but I'm just saying we should take this run down then and just crumpled up into a bomb throw it away because all these all these roads lead to fucking my mind everything leads to buzz all roads lead to pussy if you ask this guy on the sheet. Maybe I'm seeing, maybe it's like a, what do you call that, the Rorschach test? Let me see, I go pussy. Let me read a couple of these. See how fast they go to pussy. You ready? Sure. The Oscars. Oh, well, a

Devaminy Fair Party afterwards. Apparently apparently the thing was to wear almost no clothes So I think on the nip slip com which is one of my daily sites I go on a lot of pictures of girls tits and push slip slips from Oscars you failed not got the pussy. Well, you did get it right. Sorry You think I'm supposed to get it to not pussy. Yeah, try not to get it to pussy. How's this right? I was gonna get it to not pussy. Yeah, try not to get it to pussy. How's this, right? Uh huh.

Throw anyone. Ring indoor security drone. Oh, I mean, yeah, how do you not get that to pussy? I mean, you're gonna be looking and instead of the ideas of see your stepdaughter blowing a black, I just walked through a window. What else are you gonna apply to that thing? All right, here's one. Here's one. You could not find it, ready?

Okay. The Amazon ear cleaning camera tool. These are all things we have to do. Like, you know what? That one I can't. I just want it so bad. That's my topic. I brought it. Did you see that? But it's so cool. Look at it. Can you bring it up, Lou? Black lose on the ones and twos right now because Christine's grabbing a starbucks like a doll One of my favorite things in the world Jay. Yeah is in the morning. Yeah, I get my coffee. Okay I have a couple sips and usually like clockwork I gotta go do a fifth function of course and I go into the master bathroom because I have more than one wow and Master your best of bathroom has the barn door, too, doesn't it?

Yeah, barn doors with the shower, with the bench. It is nice, but the barn door does leave a little bit of space that I worry what's going on in there is going to be projected to the world a little bit. Well, I've had it happen. I've told you, I'm skiing my, my, my school, but uh, you have barn door, a barn door or shit? Yeah, a barn door shit yeah a barn door shit gone high I was panicking because we were about to go on the dive the entire dive both dive crew was and all the people that were gonna dive were in

the in the shop with me there's one shitty bathroom with a barn door with a barn door and I had to go because I was panicking I was gonna be on the boat for hours but you may I I was panicking I was gonna be on the boat for hours. Would you may I I couldn't there was it? I was sitting and then somebody a one of the women went like this and there was like a two-inch gap because there's only one a little hook That a shitty hook and and I watched the entire Complement of the boats there in that me well while I was on the boat and start laughing Yeah, that's easy. Yeah, yeah, it was all I remember that story. Yeah, that's rough. I um One of the one the bond door generally speaking should be for the closet

But the bond door in my house is in my master bedroom. It's great looking and the reality is you're right in the situation You're in doesn't matter. Yes, however like because it doesn't matter either, but I'm very aware, I just stayed in an aloft hotel, which is the same hotel they put you up. Excuse me. You're excuse me. And at Moon Tower, they put you in the aloft hotels to find hotels. It's consistently the same exact room everywhere in every aloft. There's no, there have been no hot house, but they're the same always.

Same bed with the same two lights above it, with the desk that goes all the way across in the middle, it's a bench, it's a desk on one side, and a thing to put your thing on the other side, and the bathroom sink, then the door shut for the toilet and the shower. But that door shut is a swinging door, barn door basically, but it's not looking a barn, it's just a door, and it doesn't touch. It doesn't touch on either side. It just closes the hole in front of it. And I go to Munteer with Christine every year. And like, I don't like if she's in the room at all, and I'm taking a shit because there isn't really a closed door between us.

And the shower has a fogge mirror or a fogge window between that. So not that she can see, but it's just too much outside world in my most inside thing. Yeah, the barn door is more of a design thing that didn't work out. You know, some lesbian on some show, saw a barn, it was like this would be cool, and now everybody has it. It's not a good design. I don't like it. All the HDG TV shows, they put a barn door like it's the big deal.

It's a big deal, but now this is... I love the look. I love the look. Look is fantastic, but there is that inch. Open shelves, a good look. My thing is, just to get back to my story. If you don't. Apologies. No, it's okay.

I love that we sidetracked. That's my favorite part about the show is that there's a road, but we're going to take it right. We're going to take a little couple that, hey, let's go on today. I don't know. Let's just go wherever we want. Let's just drive and see the world. We went down that road.

We find a little flea market. I bought something for you. The whole world in front of us. In front of us. So, but we're back on the main road now. And I like to do a fifth function. And one of my favorite things in the world almost up there with sex that we don't talk about anymore. Sex is not a topic on this show anymore. No. Big Jin came with a hammer and he says, mention sex and see what our next meeting's about. We're put your hogs on the chopping

rock. I didn't even threaten that. I think he said those exact going to put your hogs on the chopping block. I didn't even threaten that. I think you said those exact words. Your hogs on the blind, I don't know what it meant, I'd look it up. It is saying apparently. I love fifth function. I'm not going to say what that is. Look that up. Fifth function of life.

I was assuming Duke. It is a Duke. A royal Duke. And a Q tip in the year. Same time. Same time. Same time. I think you said, did you used to have a bit about this million years ago?

I think a long time ago. Years ago, like 15 years ago. It's one of my, more maybe. I mean, cleaning your ear with a q-tip and going number poopies. Number poopies is what I call it. It's fine. In the way of number poopies. The feeling number poopies is what I call it. It's fine Is the feeling if you can time it right one poopies three four?

So I couldn't you told me about these headphones yeah that you put on your your head and they shoot water into your ear I've been let down by many Gagging things. Yeah very I have terrible ears since I was a kid Definitely like hearing like I don't hear at a hundred percent Especially out of my left ear at all and then a couple years ago The I tried one of those and I don't know I could always say this was a complete Coincidence this is how it happened, but I put in those things where you put something in your ear and it went to the doubt,

and then you, you know, you queue to tip after that or something, it's supposed to dissolve the ear wax or something. My ears shut down. It was right when they started the bonfire. Well, the actual bonfire was like, when we already had the, we were getting ready to start the actual show.

When me and Dan named the bonfire, I was going through that, like problem not being able to hear. And it's happened several times for months and months while we're doing the show. This showed be such a relief because the headphones on kind of solves the problem. But yeah, that stuff. It was, and then I have a thing now diagnosed called, uh, called uh, you station tube dysfunction. So my ear canal is just crazy small.

So the slightest bit of congestion just clogs it up a lot. So there's such a relief in getting wax out of my ears, but I do feel like Q-tips since I've been told or pushing wax back, I'm like, how could it not be? I bought one of those, like a Facebook advertisement gadget before, that's why I'm worried about these headphones. I couldn't wait for this in the come. It came in a ziplock bag, ultimately. Remember how janky that thing was? It's just a handle and a little baggy of a bunch of these rubber corkscrews basically.

And you put it in your ear as far as it can go because it kind of governs itself. Yeah. And you're just supposed to corksuit. And I mean, in the commercial, it's like you're about to pull out. A crayon. Like a crazy messed up. Right.

And he would just be like a little bit on the, it would just never did the job it was supposed to do. Yeah. It was a waste of time. Bobby got me a thing that I'm afraid to use. Still in the box, I still have to tell my dresser. The camera with the scraper. I don't know why I'm afraid of it, but I'm afraid of it. Well, I have that. My cult agon of for me. And you got it for me. Well, because I was at cultist house and I used his he has a bathroom upstairs in his

complex and he has a fake fake. He has a fake Q tips. Joke Q tips. Okay. They would with but you know you're not supposed to use them Why? Because they just show Q tips. They're in a jar and I used them in the white that had just fell off in my ear terrifying I mean it was in my ear for the weekend at side spotters I've never heard of a fake a show Q tip a show Q tip. It's a wooden Q tip It's not like a good Q tip. You're not supposed to use them show Q-tip. It's a wooden Q-tip. It's not like a good Q-tip. You're not supposed to use them on your ears. Okay. It's like a container of show Q-tips.

Just never thought that Q-tips being the things for show. I'd say wax fruit, I guess. His doctor friend, his friend number two, came with that little device, looked in my ear and saw it, and then got a, I think they called gator clips, and he went in my ear and pulled it out. But that device, if you put it on, it comes on your phone, it blew to his to your phone,

and it has a camera so you can see in your ear. But I have a question. Why were you not non-stop freaking out and screaming while you just performed all weekend with it in your ear? Yeah, I just couldn't hear out of my left ear. Oh, that's like making me anxious. Dude, yeah, make sure, this would happen to me last summer, ready?

At the tiny house, when you turn the lights on up in the woods, the front light, they come up bugs, moss, come out of it. I mean, it's nuts, so we try to keep the lights off. I turn the lights on and I'm going into the house. I'm, hey, James, going into the house. I'm James governor's eyes.

Get me so fine. The things I can see and the things I can see. He a moth flew into my ear, went in my ear, got stuck, but was going like this. Oh, oh, oh, and a thousand decibels.

Dude, it hurts so bad. He was trying to get out. oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, God damn gender is at the world. Word. Dude, it was the loudest noise I've ever heard of it. Just trying to get out. I'm sitting there going, there's a mouth in my ear. There's a mouth in my ear. Don's laughing because she thinks she's like, what? I'm like, it's not fucking funny. It's not fucking funny. There's a mouth in my ear.

There's a mouth in my ear. Why do women laugh at our sheer panic? For the person you look to protect you, Christine, I'm talking to you, look at me. For the person who's supposed to protect you, you laugh at my fear and irrational jumpiness. If I get scared of something, you will just laugh at that so much. I feel like you're like a big strong man

in your old panicky. Jay, nothing makes... Christine, when there was a mouse in our place, I mean, she saw me be a lady. Yeah. Christine, because the one time the mouse, I heard it, it was in the trash can in our bedroom. And I was like, okay, well, I'm like, this is at least our chance to like get it in that bag and do it.

And then so we turned it light on. Christine went in the living room and it's right in the doorway, the trash can. I remember I just looked over the trash can and it looked at me. And it jumped. This thing got air like Jordan 87. This thing was a, remember it just jumped up and hit the ground and ran off and then it was back in our pretzel bag on top of our fridge.

It was a nightmare. This thing. I had to have had way more mice in that apartment than we ever knew. No, because when we had one and we knew, we knew. We brought a girl home one night and we were so, we actually, we didn't see it. We had walked right across the room. Up, up, keep the story.

No, just a friend. Okay. No, thank you. All right, I'm just fucking making you. No, except nothing to do with sex whatsoever. It's a friend over and it was humiliating when it ran across the floor. Bobby, we did. No, no, no, no, that was for you off camera.

Now it's not worth telling the story. It's a good story, but her seeing the mouse was humiliated beforehand too. You're like, oh, how you still want to go in there? Dude, I had an acting partner, and I went over a house in Brooklyn, and at some scene, or you give it the scene, you got to rehearse it together, so we rehearse it.

And I go, there's something, I smell something. She's like, what? I go, I think something, there's a dead animal. I know what a dead animal smells like. There's something dead. She goes, oh, we had a mouse in here last night, and my landlord, whatever, came up and put rat poison so it might be that and I was like we tried to do the scene I'm like it's bad let I need to find it's terrible so I found where the smell was it was

behind the refrigerator so I could smell I go look I'm just gonna move the fridge I move the fridge out I go listen to me I need you to get me a dust pan in a broom and I need you to leave the room. Dude, this rat was bigger than the dust pan. The feet, the ass and the head hang, it hung off the dust pan with the tail hanging off too. It was stuck in the grate of the fridge in the back, like the little coils,

it somehow got caught in. It got in. It died in there. It was the biggest, that thing was crawling around a room the night before. Like we heard it, she was like, oh yeah, we heard a mouse, it was around, I'm like, you had a fucking rat,

yeah, Amy Bedroom. It's a full-sized cat. I'd fucking move. Yeah, like that big dude, that big. I I'd move to if a rat was ever in my place I'm not going that place again Christine. I almost broke up with her one night because we were outside on our stoop When we were smoking and I think I told you before a rat just ran up the steps of the stoop. I'm Christine's full torso I swear he's jumped in the air remember and just And just goes back down and runs into the street. It happens so fast we couldn't react until it was over,

but my immediately thing was like, I have to either burn Christine's upper, like first layer of skin off. I thought about a like a microdermabrasion on her entire body perhaps, because she had rattle on her at that point. Well, that just happened. It was so quick. It was so quick.

It was so crazy quick that it didn't even have time to feel gross other than you know the grab the grab and pitter patter of its little feet running up her thing. I'd become a priest. I'd quit. Everything is just go become a priest. But if I saw a rat in my I know people who girls also tend to deal with it a little bit better like I was a hook it up with a girl one time in Somewhere like it was upper west side she lived and they had mice and Like they would just be like dead on the trap and I'd be like hey, there's like a Mouse dead over here. Oh, and just grab the thing with the dead mouse and throw it in the garbage can

I'm like and then just in the garbage can in the kitchen with, and just walk away, like, and that's in the garbage. And I go, that's not the garbage you put that in. Like, you have to get this to a different garbage away out of your home. You fucking lunatic. I had mice in my apartment in Brooklyn, my first apartment ever, and I trapped them and released them outside. That's good.

Trapped them and put them in somebody else's apartment. That was your problem. Then when I saw I found that hole they got in and came right back in front of me. I had shrews in my house. What is that? It's just me just call a bitchy lady. Bitches and shrew.

I have a bitch and shrewy. What's a shrew? A shrew is venomous. They have no eyes. They have little slanty eyes. And they have fangs and they have venom in their fangs and they bite stuff and they kind of parallel I get it. Are you making like a zin analogy for Asians? They're blind they have little eyes and venom look at that's a shrew. They got to see they can't see they're venomous Yeah, they got little venom fangs

You get to be careful. What are they put inside of you uh... venom but what is the venom what is it a paralyzing venom it's uh... yeah paralyzed a little victims i mean it would hurt you but yeah look at the dangerous man and that's what a shrew was i caught those uh... in a most rap on the outside garage where on the outside garage in this currently a car in home in my car in home yeah

uh... you want to move to the country this is is what's in the country. Oh, dude up in my tiny house There's gonna be mice. We have to put mice traps out and stuff when we leave because they they look at animals Want to get in they want a warm place so when you go in you throw out a bunch of dead mice Yeah, dude no no no no no, hopefully not because the bottom is Steel on the tiny house, but most houses, like Michael sells us up to the street, he had a whole mess of mice that get in there and the winter time.

And we definitely have to mess with spiders. Like when we go up, we have to go in the house and suck out all whatever bugs are in there, cause it's definitely gonna be bugs. I don't think suburb you have to worry about too much, but you will get like possibly a possum or something like that, but there's gotta be things you can do. Possums are the worst. Yeah, they're all sucks. Nothing works in the possum. It's not true. It's pretty bad. It sure sucks. It sure looks pretty bad. I mean, that evil face.

Why would a... does God make animals that are really ugly? Because even like a bear is cute in its own bear way. But no one's even made a hilarious cute stuffed animal of a shrew. It's pure evil. It's made for just demonic things. Yeah, shrews are bad. I mean, it's a mouse with no eyes. Oh.

Has no eyes? Well, it has eyes, but little tiny, beady ones. Look at a photo of a shrew. Don't look at the video. If you got a photo. Yeah, get a good photo of this thing. I think a possum, I can't even lose so gross. My dad used to feed the possums and like,

they hang out my backyard, you know, like little families of the neighborhood creatures. Yeah, see, the shoe's not that bad. That's not cute. I mean, it's not cute. Christine, what? Looks like Dan Aderman. He's not cute, the shoe, I love that shoe. He's not cute, but he's not not cute

Dan Adamins is true The shrewd you everybody Dan Adamin I'm good to be here. I really can't see and I got venom in my mouth It paralyzes my victim. I'm parry out. Wait a second, is that how little they are? Well, they can be little like that, yeah. Oh, that one wouldn't scare me at all. Look at that little thumbnail guy.

Now I wouldn't touch that at all under any circumstances. I look at it in the hand. I fuck that. I don't like touching icky stuff. I think I had a pet mouse. I don't think a little mouse is cute. It's not that icky. I was a gross girl. I would have judged you. And I would have been in that party telling you

there's a weight limit. I would have been cheering with everybody else when you treated me for being gross. Oh, you would treat you a little co-fat. Yeah. I think all me fat chunk of oatmeal, Bobby. You fucking... Jill Neff. Jill Neff was a girl in my school. And Jill Neff would... By the way, this goes into our thing Cute girl pretty girl But she was like the one that was into the weird stuff. She had weird animals And she brought in dog eye balls for a science project. She had armpit hair, which is a good

Segway well being Although I know we're also sort of waiting for this for a Vecchio, because he might have some thoughts on this. It's a very masculine man. We can bring it back. We can bring it back. We can bring it back. But we should also address before because we don't have to over explain the mic what we're talking about.

Did a certain musician have something to say? Yeah. Well, I got to say this, Jay. Yes, you know, you were talking about the dude from three days grace, three days grace. So you had a little problem. We saw the video and Mike Alta who actually loves the show. Oh, is a fan.

Mike Alta's fantastic. He listened to the podcast legend. He listens to the podcast number one best friend, number one radio guy in the morning. Big fan of Bonfire. Made this little boxing match. Big Joke is in verse Barry Stock. From 3 days grace. Skankfest 2023.

Made a little advertising. Sure. Put it out there. Right. And then. Which is all by the way, I think in Mike's move to all and good fun. Sure.

And then he put a thing, this guy. Tag them. Tag them. This guy said, this is awesome. Smiley face, Smiley face, Smiley face, this is awesome. Wait, who wrote that? That dude. The dude.

He did. Well, yeah, what's the dude saying? Barry's talking himself. He wrote, Smiley face. This is awesome. Oh, wait. Oh, that seems good. This is cool. That's water under the bridge probably's a wait. Oh, that seems good. This is cool.

That's water under the bridge probably. Are you telling me I got under this guy's skin so bad that he is still carrying on about it? Hmm, okay. Did he stop there? I, no, Jay does not. Okay. There is a question mark after though,

he does have good grammar. Okay. I haven't thought mark after though he does have good grammar. Okay. I haven't thought about that fat ass even once. Well, he remembers me. Well, it does mean he remembers me. Yeah. And then there's, there's a, yeah, of course he hasn't thought about this fat ass even once. once he won in every possible way every time we went to go beat him up They would tell us he wanted to apologize to us and then we get into a thing and they'd separate us all again It just kept happening over and over again and you're asked he was out of his mind drunk But um, that's a weird thing to call me um a fat ass. Yeah, Christine bring his wife up. Oh, she better not be fat

Jesus Christ Barry stock wife. Let me run this pig down My god, no, this is not Jim didn't have a problem with this This is not sex one anyway. It's not there's you could you see if I'd even fuck this pig. Oh, I'm starting off big Now he's gonna have to fight me. Same picture as the shrew. Some of the bitch calls me a fat ass. How dare he? Yeah. Well, Kanye, I called you a couple of times.

Well, I listen. I have brought the story up bunch, but it's always in like a funny storytelling way. This guy's throwing some real fighting words. Let's do it, dude. Let's see. Christine, you found her? I think so. Throw it up. Make sure, though, before I trash somebody actually else's wife

Because that's actually not his wife because other than that's actually it's he's a lovely lady. Yeah Let's see her Christine fat be honest Damn it. Yeah, it's smoking hot. It's gonna suck if she's hot. Yeah, they both do cross fit together Looks like some funk just very normal Here yikes Now it's a is alright. It's pretty yeah Yeah, she's fine. It's pretty she's kind of like your type She's got uncomfortable. No, she's not my type at all go back to that pic Christine put it back up

You know I'm fucking fostering here. Well, everything looks pretty when that guys are, eyes are so far apart. You know, two fives make a 10. Come on now. Hi, Zinga. His eyes are far apart. You see what I'm saying, Lou?

So he sees two of her. So he thinks she's a 10 because she's a five twice. That pig. Lou, put some reverb on this. Your wife's a pig. Come fight me. I'm sure his wife's lovely, but you get the point I'm making. She's a pig, because fight me.

I'm sure she's a lovely lady. She doesn't know what you do. They're Canadian people. Oh, are they from Canada? Yeah, they're Canadian religious band. No way. Supposedly. Jesus doesn't. Christine, look up if 3 days grace is technically like a religious faith Canadian religious band. No way. Supposedly. Jesus doesn't.

Christine, look up if Three Days Grace is technically a religious faith-based band. Just because of the name, Three Days Grace? No, I think that was a thing about it. That's why I thought it was so interesting. This guy was like a drunk who came over and threw fucking his drink at us. But it is a weird thing to say,

I remember that guy skinned that bed. You threw fucking wine on it. You know what I mean? I guess it was a crazy thing. Be sure he wasn I got that guy skinned that bad like you threw fucking wine all you know I mean I guess I was crazy thing be sure he wasn't throwing the body of Christ and the blood of Christ I did not go dumb in a ominous look three as great as a Christian rock band I want to ask yeah yeah before he brought them up yesterday yeah what do you think of his big wife Jacob your thoughts Jay yeah Jay what Jay hey what now if he's gonna do it then let's do it dude hey me Jacob your thoughts. J.A. Yeah. J.A. What? J.A. No, if you're gonna do it then let's do it, dude.

Okay, I mean you can't cause why you don't, I mean she's the nice. First things first, I had to make sure she was uglier than Christine. Hahaha. Hahaha. Before I go, he had fire back at that. You're like sending me up here, J.A. No, Christine, please. Look, I could put a pick back up on the screen.

Look at what you're using What what how dare you? Well, I don't know my under a skin That's what I'm a good dude. What I haven't thought about you since I called your wife a pig. What am I under your skin now? If he's really Christian, I'll turn the other cheek Hopefully she does. I'll be paying. Tell her to turn both cheeks around. You speak, you fat pig. Jesus, no, she looks like a fine lady.

No, I'll be honest with you. I gotta be fair on everything. She doesn't seem fat. No, she's not fat at all. No, no. But fuck her. I mean, why are you bad at her? Because you have kids, I'll do them next.

No, you don't have two kids. You can't do kids. No, I'll do the wife, because I don't know, or it's just blanket statements like that What do you about what about how I even know if she's a pig? But if you call a guy's chick a pig like you got to kind of do something about I know yeah, 100% because I'm not kidding But I don't know her so she's probably not a pig, but your wife's a pig, you know, I mean I don't know I mean this is crazy. Yeah, I was talking wife's a pig, but that you know that's means like, you know

It's on sight, dog. Well, nothing to do with the girl. And you're very stuck with white. Nothing to do with her. Just your wife is probably a pig. I mean, you are messing with Jesus. Oh, no, no, no, that band gave up Christianity a long time ago. The guy was hammered off his ass and started a fight.

Like, he threw red wine at people doing a show. It was the blood of Christ. The blood of Christ, no. show. It was the blood of Christ. The blood of Christ. Yes. He had no one to me. He was actually a beautiful thing to do. You went too far and now you're calling his wife a pig. This is nuts.

Well, I mean, this guy just took a shot at me in the things. So, you know, I already know he's a fucking pig. You know, I mean, he's a fucking drunk old washed up rock star of a band. That one gives a shit about you're right. I take all the wife stuff back. It's easy enough to make fun of him. Your wife seems like she's a doll. But for a, no, she seems like she's a sweet lady.

Can I see a picture? I'll regret that. Like I'll regret attacking a wife. You will. I will. I will. I will. But he's a jerk off. Yeah, it's all regret that way. I'll regret attacking a wife later. You will. I will. I will. But he's a jerk off.

Yeah. Can I see him? Can I see a picture of him now? Yeah. Yeah. So the big dumb beard. Is there any like pictures of not promo pictures? Like a regular?

No. And there's nothing regular. No. There you go. Yeah. If I get beat up by a guy wearing guy line art 50 years old, I deserve that ass beating You just pull his beard just pull him down to the ground by his beard sure You guys got a beard pulling fight Well, the pants if you talk see now it seems like it's a bit bad bloody to be a

Skankfest fight Oh, we did makeup. That's you guys. By the way, it does hilarious. He looked like me and him I guess we had a good day. There's a guy on the screen that looks like Jay, exactly like Jay. It really does. Put that out. I'm sure there's social media. It looks like we made up our.

You should put that on the bonfire, Jay, and Gary makeup. Put that up. I mean, that's crazy. Did someone make that picture? Is it meat? Is the guy have two nose rings? Like the whole thing looks bizarre. It looks exactly like you except for like...

Sean Feust of Breaking Benjamin. Oh, Breaking B. Breaking Bench. Yeah, you're a fuck Barry stock. Yeah, fuck him. Fuck that guy. I'll fight you, you know what dude? You don't fuck with my partner.

Thank you. Damn, would've stuck up for you, huh? I don't know. Alright, well then, I don't know. I'm gonna do it, Dan did. So I'm doing whatever Dan did. You gonna quit? I'm out.

You're gonna walk out the peak of the show? Okay. Good move, good move. Maybe Barry's talk just get my residual anger. It's such a fucking dick. And was that thread on? What thread? The with the Barry stock comments. His on counts as page. It was on. Sorry. Yes, it was on his he put it out on the mic, the call to show, Instagram. Let me find it for you.

Jay, keep in mind to tame while I help Chrissy out. I will say this, seeing his wife though, I do believe his touring is really about getting the music out there these days. You know what I mean? Doesn't look like he's in it for the push. They probably don't care about the music, yeah. No, push.

What? No, he's got a wife at home saying, he's not out there for the Puss. All right, just checking. Do you know what I mean? I've seen it with wives at home, they never get Puss. I mean, he's religious. They're a Christian band, right? Yeah, he'll ask for forgiveness.

That's how Christianity works. They're going to get this spread the word. It's on the micalta show, a story that says, hey, I mean, he is such an instigator in my calter. Yeah. I mean, he literally wrote, hey, Vaughn Stalker Coolo, whatever the fuck his name is. And it has the, and then it says,

Big J. Ogerson tagged you, Big J. Ogerson wants to punch your face in at the sky. Don't be a pussy. And he had money signs on the pussy. Well, you know what, I gotta be honest with you, that being the way it was presented, it does seem like he would probably call me a fat ass back. Well, no, here's the thing though.

He was like, I have a thought of that pussy, that fat ass. But that is true because also I think what's blowing my mind of a Christian, a good Christian as he is. Canadian too. Canadian Christian. Which is alter Christian. I mean, that's a next he is. Canadian too. Canadian Christian. Which is alter Christian. I mean, that's a next level. That's fucking woodsie Christian.

That's crazy. Yeah, that's cultish almost. Yeah. If you're in a band that's considered a Christian rock band, I'm surprised when it comes up years later with that he has no reflection of like, oh yeah, that was, because it was a 110% provoked the situation realistically. We were doing a podcast, but nothing to do with him

And he came over and just started yelling us to shut the fuck it was crazy Not very good. We drunk off his ass. So I'm surprised that any time there's never really he's like yeah, I was a dick for sure I think the way it was presented with the big J.O.G. person wants to punch you in the face was That is a weird funny way to put it out there. Hey Barry suck big years It was a punch you in the face was that is a weird funny way to put it out there. Hey Barry Stockpig, you're supposed to punch you in the face is pretty hilarious. Hey, we want to talk about that situation for a few years back. How do you feel about it now? Yeah, but he won't fight me at this game first, but I would put it out there.

Let's see. I think it's out there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I actually really need you to not fight at skates. Why? I hate you. To get to our play from three days grace 50 you find I'm a spy 45 have you seen these calves? Those calves are nuts. I gotta send this video to you. Yeah, I think I we can't send think I would get to kicks in this fight These tree trunks I'll put a hole in his chest where it's hard used to be dude It is funny. It is funny.

It is funny saying all those things though and then realizing the count was like, you know, big J was a punch you in the face. That's not what he sent me though. Fucking count is an asset. It's not how he said it to you. No, he said this guy's a fucking asset. He didn't send that. He just sent me the, oh, maybe.

You know what? It was on there. You just didn't see it. No, because it's the little tiny photo. Oh, it's so. It's a little photo. I didn't see it. No, because it's the little tiny photo That's so it's a little photo. I didn't see any of that. I'm sorry. I just already well Barry that is a weird way for you to find out your wife's not a pig, but I'll fight you. I do think you're a cunt Your wife great news your wife's not a pig after all. I've done the research She seems like a fine lady. She's a nice lady. She's probably a good stepmother to your other kids

Well, this guy's not a good Christian across the board. I mean not a good Christian. No, this guy's a bad Christian He should have said you know what tell that guy. I'm sorry. I don't want to fight him. God bless Or just like a shit that was a million years ago. Damn, I was drunk. God, I don't even remember that thing. I was so drunk. Yeah. Something like that would have been a little more. It was a little aggressive by the gates,

but it did again and got to be fair to the people. It did start off with saying this, Hey, this guy from 15 years ago wants to punch you with your face. Whatever, the 10 years ago, it's a while ago. It's a while ago. It's a while ago. Four decades? Four decades.

But I haven't gotten, but I have not gotten my justice on that. That's why it still comes up. Sometimes I want justice. Christine knows one thing about me. I believe in justice. I like justice. She didn't even see me.

Yes, I was in the car alone. When I was coming back from Stavros' podcast. I Went instead of making a left on second Avenue off the bridge. I Went straight down 60th to follow a cab driver Who almost hit me and honked at me and gave me the face and I was like, let's get to a red light together And I'm gonna jump out of my car, but then it was just a Race of he didn't know was happening and he just turned turned when I would have made no sense for me to turn And so I just go the other way you're gonna do street justice. I would have been something you got next So it would maybe would have been a window down and let's I'm gonna say something awful to you

You know it's a pig for instance. That seems to be real go-to for me You're gonna make New York a better place today. I was going to clean up these fucking streets. I mean, I'm behind it. Do you know what my anger was? I'll take exactly the situation and you'll see why my anger. I was in the right hand side, lower level, the Queensborough bridge. That second, that right side thing has the dip off for an exit before the end of the bridge. And when that's backed up, it slows down that lane. So I got to that point where I was behind cars that weren't moving.

Left lane's moving well. So I hate where I said, four cars back start cutting over and I'm the first one in. So the guy behind me starts getting over this cab. That's when I jump in front of him because you're gonna let me over dickhead. You're gonna go around me while I'm stuck with my signal on. Right. So I'm telling him I'm trying to go over the left. So I cut out and he almost like drills into me and so I was laying on his horn

and then gets next to me to start like the hand and drives off and then I changed my route to go just I don't know what could have been a punches window. Make knew it could have been a roll your window down and call you a contest. But yeah, you're going to make New York a better place. I just am trying to get this place back to the New York that our parents dreamed of. The Giuliani. You were getting this back to the Giuliani, New York. That's right. I'm going to start double clothes lining street sweeper or the squeegee guys.

Well, you get so if you caught him and he pulls over, what are you going to do? Get out. No idea. No, I may have gotten out first. Weeper or the squeegee guys. Well you get so if you caught him and he pulls over what you're gonna do get out of idea No, I may have gotten out first. I've Christine's watched me get out to go over to a cab driver's window and do whatever crazy shit It's been on his window or bang on the door. It's psychotic Yeah, Jake gets out of the car And I'm really he can't get out of the car dude. Not my age. I should not you should not get out of the car anymore I shouldn't fight Barry stock you should not fight Barry stuck also probably shouldn't fight me I

We got out of the car one time and it was like a pedestrian in the car I was just like he couldn't believe you got out of the car like he was so the one with Josh Not expecting is that when it was jo- The one with Josh? You're not expecting it. Is that when it was Josh? Oh yeah, it was with Josh. No, another guy, that was a stranger on the street grabbed me eventually, which was just like, no, to be like, dude, dude, dude, this isn't worth it. Well, what was the situation? This guy was so drunk and I was like,

gonna smash this guy's head through a fence. It was, I don't know why, because five days out of the week, I think I handled this by going like, yeah, what did Jerk off? You seem very calm, cool, and collective when handled this by going like, yeah, I wanted to jerk off. You seem very calm, cool, and collective when I've got it. What I am, I am. Yeah.

What I am, but what it was, I was, it's justice, Bobby. When I was sitting, I was turning on the street and pedestrian's had the right away. Yeah. So I start the turn and then stop to let this drunk guy in his buddy like go. They're like young like a 20 something like

arabi guys that almost seem like. And so I stopped so they can go. I don't even give them like the thing. I stopped so they can walk and the guy's just, you know, in his phone and he's like, go, go, dumb motherfucker. You can't just do that. Not even looking at me, just saying whoever the car is.

He's like, go drive you dumb motherfucker. And then I just do that motherfucker. Not even looking at me, you're just saying whoever the car is. Go, drive you dumb motherfucker. And then I just, I turned, because he was like, when he was waving, I just like, okay, I'll turn. And then he's like, as I'm passing by, he's like, you dumb motherfucker, and then I just stop the car immediately and jump out and go over to him and it gets like, pretty loud, quick, and then this guy jumps over.

He's like, dude, you just like, this guy's out of it, more or less. And then got back in the car. Well, he's like, dude, this guy, like, you just like this guy's out of it more or less. Right. And then got back in the car. Well, this was my big story and then, uh, got back in my car. As he joshed in my arms, he was sitting with his legs crossed in the back seat of the car. He made no movement whatsoever. Two guys out there.

Nothing. Not a movement. Uh-huh. Why, what's all the muscles for? What are the clamor muscles exclusively? Why, what's the, what's the testoster muscles exclusively? Why what's the what's the test? Osterone for if you're not gonna use it almost like Listen he doesn't have to come out and fight it was a dumb thing the fight over but like

It's you think somebody else could say the car even just to be like the dude dude dude fuck these guys Fuck the you know, I mean like have your back and somewhere. Can I say something though? Jen sure listen We need people like you on the streets. You know what, Sam? We need you on the street. That guy, I guarantee that guy didn't act like an asshole for the rest of the night because of you.

The rest of the night he did. No, because when we drove, because nothing ended up happening physically because the guy was like, literally on the street was asking, he's like, dude, he's like, there's cops everywhere. You're gonna get, you can, you can, you just remember that? The guy was like, strange, you was asking like dude he's like there's cops everywhere You're gonna get like you just remember that the guy's like strange. You got he's like dude let it go What was the guy saying back to you?

The other the guy who you know what oh? He keeps saying like keep saying like what's up, but he was doing like we I mean he was doing crazy He was put his hands behind his back. He's like oh, what's up? What's up? And you're like dude, I'm gonna kill like it was crazy What was forcing through my veins? Yeah, yeah, when I got the car wasn't like he you're like, dude, I'm gonna kill it. Like it was crazy. What was coursing through my veins? Like a unconscious drunk gaffle. Yeah, when I got the car, it wasn't like he was like, oh, dude, dude, dude, no, no, no,

he got out of the car, he was like, oh, what's up? And I'm like, what the fuck's wrong? And he just came up and I was like, yeah, and like I grabbed him and then the guy was just like, dude, dude, dude, he's like, you're gonna get in trouble. This guy has, doesn't know where he's at. If he pulled out none checks. Oh, listen, I am not a trained nor skilled

and very low stamina, I'm a very low stamina fighter. So these things are all terrible decisions. I can go way, way left. I'm never, I don't have like tough guy story shit. You know what I mean? I've probably been beat up as much as I've been wanna fight, you know? Yeah. We're lost if I haven't been probably been beat up as much as I've been want to fight you know, yeah

We're lost if I haven't been like beat the shit too much. Thank God, but like In that moment, man, it really it seems like it's such makes that 10 minutes later Not even you're just driving you know when that guy goes move motherfucker It's also because I'm a comedian and I'm like because most times my my thought process goes to, oh, I can yell something at the window, it's gonna make that guy really upset. But my mind right away, I'm just like, I'm seeing, I was waiting for you to cross the street, and then you're like, you dumb motherfucker, it just seems like a weird,

I'm like, you can't live your life like that. And I don't know why I take it, I'm like, I have to correct this behavior in him. Can I say something? But I do always say I think Christine here is sick of this line He probably won't do that again. I told you that's what I'm saying here. What you did that night saved other people I changed the culture

You say you know what he could have bumped into somebody else later that night and killed them and I mean yeah He could have gone out. They could have fought. It could have bumped into somebody else later that night and killed him and I mean yeah, he could have gone out It could have fought it could have arrested you Screamed at him straight them the fuck out good for you. I see you do it more. I Say you do it more just dive in one time this kid He knocked a guy out and the guy like you saw his head bounce on the heated He saw his head bounce on the fucking concrete and it was just a thought this kid,

good, he deserved to be knocked out. He was such a little tool bag and it's great to see him knocked out. But what if, see, he wasn't little, he wasn't a little tool bag. This bitch always, always takes down my confidence. Look, he was just a little puny pipsqueak of an asshole.

Jay knocked out a fifth grader. I mean, Jay. But it was just something where I was like, oh my god, I was like, Jay could fucking go jail the rest of his life because of this asshole. True. It's true. One of the guys think it was a good idea to come at me like that. Well, he hit your car.

As he did. And he shouldn't have hit your car. Because he was playing again. And you're not so much about to yell car. His ball accidentally hit your again. And you're not so much. I forgot to yell car. His ball accidentally hit your thing. And you beat a child. He fell in his backpack. Thank God we would have cracked his skull open.

It was, my car was taking too much of my money. Like how much I had to spend on a car. They needed a car. It was a lot of my expense. And a drunk guy was what I was driving across. Like to making a turn and just smashed his fist into the back of my car. And I got out of the car and I knocked him unconscious.

Wait a minute, you just hit him? He went out. I told him, I told him to, I got out of the car. And he was like, his friends were all like, it was another guy and two girls and they were like, they were like, dude, dude, please just like chill, just chill and then I go to the guy, I go, put your hands up. I'm gonna knock you the fuck out and he goes, he's like, no, they were like, they were like, dude, dude, please just like chill, just chill and then I go to the guy, go, put your hands up.

I'm gonna knock you the fuck out and he goes, he's like, no, he's like, he's like, now he's saying no, he's just like, dude, chill out, whatever, I go, put your hands up or I'm just gonna hit you. And then he took like a hilarious drunken punch that went nowhere and I just hit him and I just happened to catch him on like,

again, I'm not gonna have a skilled fighter just where I hit him was it And he crumbled you know and he was drunk and then I got in the car and this is always my favorite fact of this I got in the car and my heart's pumping you know I mean I was like oh shit. I'm like a physical situation also you could get hurt you could lose and As my heart starts, you know blood pressure is going down I look at Christine and jokingly flex my arm. And she goes, wow, you knocked out a gay kid.

She said, you knocked out a gay kid. And then every time I call her on that, she goes, I was just, I didn't like that you did it. I was, I felt bad. I hated that you got involved. And I go, that doesn't explain why you said I knocked. That you just tried to Chomp down my quit. I've knocked unconscious

One human being in my life and that was it that was your brother knocked out Especially with a punch a punch what do you have a bow on? CREPI He was a preppy He had eyeliner and a bow he just came from rockin' hard Yeah, an eyeliner and a bowie just came from Rocky Hart, and picked a shell and fucking knocked him out with his high heels on. What's your problem, honey? I just punched your car, deal with it. Put your hands up. Put your fucking hands up. Put your hands up, bitch.

Put your hands up. You're under a finger gun arrest. Oh, dearie! My jaw, my thick jaw. You can sacrifice your sacrosan in the back row. I'm not your ass, Alp. I don't want to ruin my face makeup. We have one friend, Michelle, that just encourages it too. She's like, oh, it's so sexy. Oh, you're such a man. I love when you get on the show.

Michelle loves when I get loose. I like Michelle. She likes it Dude, you got to be careful of course the whole thing is dumb. I'm not a tough guy. I'm not a bad ass Then he kind of wait so it's a really dumb thing to do my bad my calves are killers Super hero you have super hair. I'm sure you're angry though. The robot. I've never seen you get like Physically you're right. It's more of an anger issue that I'm out here to kick up some ass and clean up the I get I get so And you're a kid if you're a gay child and you do anything wrong in my car. I'm telling you it's open seasons

If you're a man if you're a man would choose a suit no watch. I'm out Your child and you if you shave if you shave in the morning That is not my dance. Yeah, if you I will fight anyone who gets off a school bus at 3 p.m. If you tie your shoes and know how But if you have velcro shoes, I'll fight a hundred percent of people who have velcro shoes I'll fight 100% of people who have L-Croshoes. I only fight people at around 3, 20 in the afternoon when you're getting out of school. But there is something, there's a pussy-ish level to the anger though too because I promise you if it was three like black thuggy dudes that were like drive motherfucker. I would make jokes to Josh and Christine

Shitting on them, but I would have never had an interaction with them just because I'm like well that could go real bad Yeah, you know, so there's some kind of picking your marks level to it, too Sure. Yeah, you know, I mean, I take the risk that a cab driver if I jump out and bang on his window Isn't the guy's gonna get out and level me. Also the calculated risk of if he does funny. I went downstairs to fight my Asian landlord once in Queens. And as I was walking, that was furious. As I was walking down the stairs to do it, he was a little tiny tiny young Asian guy. He was even wouldn't spoke English. It was for his family, but he was the guy we dealt with and he was shitty. 25 years old. And as I was walking

downstairs furious, it's still, I always remember this crossed my mind, how funny it is of Carla in 15 minutes has to go. Why is he not back yet? She goes downstairs and he just like rubbing boot of beads and sitting in the install on my chest, because I'm unconscious. He just kicked my ass lightning fast. So it's almost a calculator. I'm going down there guns blazing because if I if I do what I want to do, it's like I feel better about that. And if he kicks my ass at damn, but that is funny. I went to go fight my landlord and he

handed me my own ass. and Lord needed me my own ass. I remember when Max was born, they would drop him off at the airport. And I stopped because this family was going across the thing. And then I looked nobody's going. All of a sudden this old woman runs across. My car just runs, hunched over, didn't look, just ran. And I almost hit her. But it was her fault, it was not my fault. And I little maxing the back, I had dawn on just ran. And I almost hit her, but it was her fault, was not my fault.

And I had little max in the back, I had dawn on the front, and I pull in. As I'm going by, she went by, and as this guy goes, yo, yo, my mother. And he smashes Max's window. Couldn't see him because it was tinted. Sure. But he hits my car. I got out of the fucking car, because that's my baby. I think he was maybe two, maybe,'s, I think he was like, maybe

two, maybe, maybe, maybe young shit. I saw him twitch. Like he got really scared instead of crying. I got out of the car, dude. And I, I was, I was, I mean, the most violent I've been in a long time. And I was like, I was, I was just, I lost it. I was gone. And he's like, it's my mother. I go, that's my fucking kid. I go, you don't have to, I just lost it. And I kind of bit my rage. It's a perfect situation. He goes, I take out your mother, her son is born.

And I was the old and with the new. I my rage, I did his rage. Yeah. And he went in with his mom. And she's like, just come as my fault. And he was like, and I was like, get the fucking there. You fuck out, fucking, you know, and my kid and wife this.

But then I went into, because I was in first class, I went in the first class line and his mom is brother right there, right in front of me. It was so uncomfortable. That is really uncomfortable. Just me and we're just huffing and puffing.

Yeah. Yeah. Christine, where were we when I circled back around? Like a grocery store parking lot. He finally turned around and was just like, I'm sorry. Really? Yeah, he was like, I'm sorry.

Oh, what? I was like, oh my mother, I'm like, look man, my kid, we just made up in the line. That's how I thought the story was over and you just lived in rage. She said, no, no, there was a study to cut you off. He turned around and he was like, I'm sorry, it's my mother and I go, yeah, but it wasn't my fault.

He goes, I know, she ran across, she shouldn't have. And he kind of threw out his mother out of the bus. That's hilarious. Or under the Honda pilot. If you want to throw a pun, add the left track, Luke. Anyway, are you even doing your job today? I mean, what the fuck? You can't take days off when we're in here live, bro.

He had the car homes when you were telling your story. I felt like I was there. Yeah, well but we made up in the line into first class and we were kind of friends and then we actually got on the same plane. It was fucking nuts. That's so much. Imagine I hit his mom. Oh, the sucked.

He's drilled her with the car. But in first class, that's my mother goes, yeah, it was. It was your mother. Yeah, that's fucking. It was your mother. Yeah, that's fucking. What was the last time we got a fight fight? What was your hands on? Yeah. Was it, of course, I mean, like,

sorry, that's what I was saying, Christine, what was it, do you remember that somewhere? We were like in a, I think it was like a shopping center parking lot or something and someone said something or did something and I circled back around the guy, did get out of the car and I shoved him like back into his car. Do you remember that? I'm not thinking of that. He said saying about a grocery store and I can't. We're like a shopping center

We were on the road somewhere and we stopped like a shopping center thing and I waited for you to run in somewhere and then like It was like when you came out like they were honking at me or something, to move and there was no reason. You know, you stand island. Maybe. I think that I know what you're talking about. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

And I circled back around and came back in the thing and the guy did get out of his car. And I shoved him back into his car. You're a shoved door. No, not even, but you didn't get back out of it again. Thank God. The one was last time you go to a fight I by the way, I'm a good punch to the chops of just dropping

I don't know if I have a good chain or anything We're gonna find out it's gangfest. We're gonna find out dude 2009 I fist fought my brother and got evicted from our house. Wow Holy shit. Why'd you fight your brother? We're fighting over a girl and we were- Who was more handsome? We were loaded and she sat down on the bed next to him and I said, you guys make a fine looking couple and I punched him in the face and-

Wow, what a movie-esque thing to do. Yeah, yeah. Well, well, well, well, for his and his beautiful couple. That we wrestled and mocked here. He ran out of the- out to break expand on this. He ran out of the room and I threw a beer bottle at him and hit the girl at the elbow. She took herself to the hospital and we continued to fist fight. Jesus Christ, Lou.

Hey, you asked who won the fight? That's a great one. Well, we got evicted, so I guess everybody loses. No, you know what I'm saying. You don't want to say your brother beat you up really good It was my fault. I started it. So who won? Fight, I guess I won but you just took her out you know, but tired. No who had more damage? I did did you I'm no emotional. No, I'm not known for a cheap shot I once punched punched him in the face while I was driving a car

What yeah, what with you? He's driving me. You're like a horrible woman Colin Quinn did that to me once on the window. I was right. We're doing a college together And he just punched me on the side of the face What while we're while I was driving the car no reason I took a sip of coffee and then he punched me in the face And I spit the coffee on the inside of the window. Can't see. Well, it was gone, killed. I've never seen him laugh so hard.

As soon as he punched me and I spit the coffee, he was laughing, buckled over for our intent. I had to pull over on the side of the highway. Why did he just punch you? He's a fucking psycho from Brooklyn, that's why. That's crazy behavior. It's the bottom of our hair. same thing go to serious xm dot com slash bomb fire for a special offer that's right and go to big j calmy dot com and robber kelly live dot com

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