The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Tank Top Weirdo

Episode Date: January 21, 2025

The boys are back and salacious as ever! The Bonfire's favorite Christian rapper- Summer Reign just created an Only Fans. The guys subscribe and peruse her new offerings. The chat turns personal as everyone reveals their sexual rituals. Jay likes to keep his tank top on, Bobby hates fluids, and Jacob is a complete nudist. Find out who needs the lights out for love-making and who spreads eagle for no reason! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

And now the bonfire with big Jay Olkerson and Robert Kelly What's up, everybody? It's the bonfire We're back Monday fun day Me big Jay Olkerson the boys and one girl and one girl one girls She always rule. That's true girls do drool

They draw boys rule. Yeah, I like when girls drool though Speaking of drooling girls. I forgot to say this now for a couple weeks our good friend Summer rain Reached out to me not long ago asking if I could promote the fact that she is now Only fans open for business big time, and I think she's down to just do straight-up porn on it So if you want to pay some rain for pornography His only fans conflict with her religious music you're so behind. She's so past the religious thing, dude She's way past that you can't do both Jacob. I'm sorry

I know that's your dream She's fucking playing with her clit for Jesus She's friggin her clit for Jesus. Jesus did hang out with a bunch of whores just that one for sure Monica Baloo She just hang out hot whore Monica Baloo. Chi. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I don't know what the real, I'm sure the real. Mary Magdalene. Yeah, I'm sure the real Mary the whore did not look like Monica Bellucci. But she was Monica Bellucci in the movie. Passion of the Christ.

What a name, that's a fat girl name. Monica Bellucci? She's so not fat. Well, she's getting old now. Isn't it a fat girl name though? If, I already know what it's attached to but yes, it's the blue you said You should fuck my friend Monica blue. Gee. I assume that comes with a mustached woman But yeah, she cooks really good, but a lot of the good ingredients is the sweat coming off of her bottom arm

That's what puts the old Spice into it you say this the sweat and the skin tags If the dental floss does what it does, yick. Um... But submarine pornography. That sounds good. It is always fun to see somebody transition into porn.

I would 100% watch submarine pornography. Right. But she's not that... Can I see a picture of her? She's like, uh... She's not bad, but she's not good. She's not bad at all. But she's not good. I'd say she's good. Really?

Well, here's the thing. You have to put into the idea, too. What's exciting about things like this... Mm-hmm. ...is you have... We know Summer Rain, the performer. Uh, I've gotten a chance to know, slightly from, uh, One Hang One Night, uh, from One Hang One Night, we know the person.

Not bad. We don't know the getting fucked in 15 different positions. A different type of view. It's a different view. It's a different view. And it gets exciting to see that, am I right? Just like you said, Jacob used to watch Supergirl on the CW. He's not stopped masturbating to those naked pictures of the lady who plays her. Now, at the end of the day, these are just black and white, blah, blah, blah pictures. They're good. They're very good.

But if you have no point of reference to them, they mean jack shit. It ruined the show, but it was good. Oh, did it? Yeah, I couldn't... Why? The show was awful. Because you think that one of those...

But I watched it. Do you think one of those. But I watched it. Do you think one of those beautiful pussy hairs can hold up like a two-ton fucking anvil or something like they do at the show, yeah? In a museum. She caught a missile in her vag and it exploded inside her.

Everyone behind my pussy hair. I don't know, it ruined the show for me because I was watching the show first and then saw the photos. That's how it's supposed to go. I know, but it ruined it because then all I thought about was her... pussy.

It wasn't wholesome to you. It wasn't wholesome to me, Jacob. Exactly. I was enjoying the wholesomeness of Supergirl. And then I realized she was just another pig actress who needed a job. I remember... No, I mean, her phone was hacked. Yeah. So she... I mean, I don't think she put them out. I don a job. I remember, no, I mean, her phone was hacked. Yeah.

So she, I mean, I don't think she put them out. I don't know. I remember where I was when Jay was in the studio. Can we say her phone wasn't hacked? You know what I'm saying? Somebody got her phone and took the photos. No, no, it was a mass hack. A mass hack?

Yeah, it was the fappening. The guy went to jail, the fappening. The fappening, dude. It was a mass hack? Bobby, the fappening. That was where the Jennifer Lawrence photos came from. Remember Jennifer Lawrence with load on her face? Do we, yeah, of course I do.

It was so many years ago. You don't have to point to your face when you say that. This is where her cum was. This is where some guy's cum was on her face. I just like to read Summer Rain's bio too, yeah, see. They're a little staged, so for me, I do agree with you. Those are 100% staged, and the lighting is perfect. The lighting's perfect.

Condom, though, which is sweet. I always said it looked like Annie Leibovitz took the pics. Yep. They're so... I just don't like her bedroom sucks. Her bedroom does suck. I remember the guys wearing a hat. That was like a Motel 6 though.

Yeah. Looks like a real shitty hotel. That's not a motel. There's too much accoutrements on the table. She does have maybe perfect tits She's got a perfect boobs nips bum little risen, but I don't give a shit about her face, and I don't really like the French fucking queef that's in her snatch, but He's wearing a hat in one of them, which makes me mental Okay, get it again. Get it again. Get it again. Get it again. Get it again. Get it again. Get it again Oh Look at her, but she's having fun. Yeah. No, I was

Supergirl just ripped your dick off when she came Or she squirts a hole through your chest, that's why I like that show what's that show? Where she squirts a hole through your chest? That's why I like that show. What's that show with the superheroes? The boys. The boys. Didn't that happen on one of them? The one girl, she gets tiny and went into the guy's dick

and then grew big and exploded him from the dick out. That's like if we wrote a superhero comic book. Oh, yeah. Or the time that she jerks him off by climbing his dick because she's so teeny. Yeah, it was great. All those things I would think of, you're absolutely correct. In my old office, jerking off,

and Jay came in because we used to do the show upstairs. I remember that. Yeah. And I I went off about how hot Supergirl is. And he said, like, it was nothing. Yeah, she's on the fappening. And I didn't even know what I was Now you know and then he tells me I said no no you have this all wrong. Oh, no No, my super girl wouldn't do that. He said and then he might he made pulled it up right there, and I was floored

Changed my life I you know It ruined it for you. I, you know. He ruined it. Jacob. Things changed. Things changed. Jacob. It's like. Can I give you a humble apology?

What? Can I offer you a humble apology, please? I'm sorry. I jumped the gun. I came at you, actually, when you were like, doesn't this pornography gonna interfere with her religious endeavors, and I was like, oh that's Religion things over. That's a thing of the past

but I humbly apologize to you because The bio for her only fan says she will do it for the realist in the game karma is my name Jesus Christ is my best friend Now just so you guys know realist in the game karma is her name put it on a chain Rang-a-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang Can I say something though she might be doing porn that is okay with God. Oh, that's possible It's got its guy girl stuff. that's possible. In the butt. It's guy-girl stuff.

It's in the butt, Catholic girls can do. If you have ever dated a Catholic girl that is really religious, they'll let you fuck him in the butt, because that's... Well, because they're pussyholes for Jesus. You can't get pregnant. Yeah, also you don't want to get your pussy blown out

and you find out Jesus is very average sized, and then he's just digging around And they're like a bell That would suck if you Jesus comes back to fuck you and you've already been gaped Bobby you thought the two couldn't coexist They do they do Six months Yeah

It's a lot jump in That's a lot. Jump in. That's a lot. I don't think it's going to be worth it. Hey, how dare you. I'm sorry. Summer rain, put it on a chain, ring a ding ding. I tell you what, it's not going to be worth the last one we did.

All right, let her know. Let her know, world. Bonfire's officially subscribed. Okay, what's that? All right, let's see. Tight, yummy pussy. Tight, yummy pussy. This is her OnlyFans world we're looking at now?

Love, Summer Rain? Tight, yummy pussy. That's a wiener going in. That's a wiener? Oh, I was like, what is that? You think she raps when she comes? I think she needs a producer. Horrible.

I think this angle is just fucking terrible. Are those kids in the background? It's television. Hang on, it's kid television, Jay. I don't know. Well, what do you want the kids to watch them fuck? They have to watch something. No, I'm s-

Okay. Oh! Describe what we're seeing. I can't. Oh, submarines. I'm sorry, I was entranced. Summer Raines blowing a guy. She's blowing a guy.

I'll tell you what. Good. Not bad. Really good. I would say well. I tell you, she gives a fuck. She does. He's got a nice piece, too.

I would say a perfect piece, dare I say. It's a solid piece. Solid piece. I don't know. I mean, I would say a perfect piece, dare I say. It's a solid piece. Solid piece. I don't know, it's a, I mean I would use a little more, I would take a little more size on it if I was picking the perfect piece. But it's pretty nice. I don't know, I like, I think it's a good piece.

Yeah, you're supposed to be watching the girl. Sorry, we need more gay listeners, Jay. We're gonna make it. Oh, that's right. Hey, come here. Every time we watch porn, Bobby will describe the cocks for you. Nice bum. Nice body.

Listen. I'd said. I take it all back. She's got a very nice cuckoo. Yeah, look at her go. That is nice. Look at her go. She's where she's meant to be.

Yeah. Good for you, submarine. Wait a minute. Stop right there. She farted. I can see she's meant to be. Yeah. Good for you, submarine. Wait a minute. Stop right there. She farted. I can see Jesus's face. Oh, Christ.

Right there in her asshole. I see it too. Right there. Take the shroud of Turin. When's the last time you've been to church, my nigga? Oh. She could clean up, clean the closets a little. Yeah, it is a little messy.

She's in front of her closets and it's just clutter. It the closets a little. Yeah, it is a little messy. She's in front of her closets and it's just clutter. It does look like a Brazilian. You gotta pay the lecture if you want to get a clean mirror shot. It's throwing me off. Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's a little weird. What's that? What is that?

A butterfly tattoo on her cooch. Oh, fuck off. Is it? What a shit move that was. Yes, it is. That's terrible. Oh, God. Guys, every one of us would.

Yes, but I don't want to come on a butterfly. I love butterflies. You don't have to. Try to get over it. When I come, it just comes out. And I don't know it's coming out. Sometimes I don't feel it. You just start leaking.

It just dribbles out. That's interesting. She's actually hot. She's pretty hot. Yeah, what Summer Rain's got to do is maybe throw a little, I don't know, throw a smile in the mix somewhere. She needs lighting. She needs a lighting.

Exactly. Yes. Yeah, she needs a little lighting. Well, here's very bright. The lighting's terrible. Oh, there she goes. Oh, that tattoo is stupid. Oh, it says Summer in the middle.

It does say Summer in the middle. She'd say Dummy in the middle. I don't like that tattoo. Wait, back that up. I want to hear that. She's not talking in the middle. I don't like that tattoo. Wait, back that up. I wanna hear that. She's not talking God-like. Well, listen, this might hit a spot for me because my ex-girlfriend, when I was younger,

I always had told that story. She made an audio tape of herself masturbating for me because her camera broke, her Sony Handycam. The family camera broke, so she couldn't, so she made me an audio tape, which I didn't ask for I will say. But she did send. Did you masturbate to audio? No.

No, no, no, no, no. But I did go on to tell this story of that audio for, I have it. We found it. It's audio of her, it's so fucking hilarious. I want to hear it. She's like, it's just that Philly accent. And also just her kind of accent. Snaps you right out of it. It's so fun. What's the thing?

She kept saying, I used to joke about it. She goes, I'm gonna come. She goes, oh my God, I'm gonna cum-ba. And then she goes, uh, at the end, so that's why this was, I want to hear what she says here, because at the end, my ex-girlfriend goes, she goes, I'm still playing with it. My pussy doesn't even smell.

Ugh, why would you have to say that? You don't have to, it's an audio recording. There's no other senses involved. She's informed me, she goes, and just, you know, on the up and up. What, Jacob, her pussy didn't smell. Are you even listening? Cause it did. Which makes me think, yeah, it did. It did didn't smell. Are you even listening? Cause it did.

Which makes me think, yeah, it did. It did at one point. You think she lied? I fixed it. You think, what? Ex-girlfriend ride to me? We should say she, Summer Rain is in a bathtub now. Yeah, not enough water.

No. Well, she's trying to let you see what she's working with. Christine, can you back it up all the way, please? I'd like to hear some of the hoopla. I like the water. No. Well, she's trying to let you see what she's working with. Christine, can you back it up all the way, please? I'd like to hear some of the hoopla. I like the water. I like when they have enough water where the pussy comes out like Nessie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it sort of does.

You know what I mean? Yeah. I do know what you mean. And you're right, but it sort of does. It makes me cold watching her like this. I understand what you're saying too. If the room, yeah, the top of her body's chilly right now. Right now, it's just uncomfortable,

and I'm uncomfortable. But this is mostly, I think, about coming from what I gathered before. Christine, please. Please? Okay. How long is this video, Christine? She's actually rubbing.

132. She shaved everything. It's all bare Which I'm not a fan of me. They're a little irritated. Yeah a little irritated. The skin is a little irritated I don't like to see red roots from the shave. Yeah It does it looks like Her little diddle is pretty funny So if I was wondering her technique she butterflies it a little bit and then takes a finger

and gives a little bobby-do-bobby-do-bobby-do-bobby-do-bobby-do-bobby-do-bob. Oh, those came. No, she didn't. She did. No, she didn't. Those aren't bubbles. Back that up. Those came so good.

No, she didn't just come so good. She just touches her pussy for a second like a cane. Back it up, Christine. I need to hear. Those aren't bubbles, that's her cum. Wait. That's her beer cum. And wait.

Good technique. That's the cum. Oh. Oh, I just came. It's time to wash my pussy. Ah, she didn't cum. That's a fake cum. She said she just came. Time to wash her pussy.

Oh, that's the next step It's killing two birds with one stone. You can come and then you can wash your pussy with with water come Wait so that oh I hate tubs so much. I know I hate when I hate when a girl, I wanna take a bath, ugh, I don't. I love a tub. I don't, like, I like a jacuz. I do not like a tub. I fucking hate tubs.

I never wanna take a tub. If Don, we had a sunken tub at the old house. One night she was like, you wanna take a bath together? I was like, absolutely not. I'll do a, I don't know how much I'm into two people baths no, but Definitely a bathtub and I've done

On the road hotel rooms that have the big ones and I've gotten in those before a little bit of Epson salt and Treated myself, but I'm telling you you travel with Epson salt. No, it's right across the street at CVS. But I will say, it's, when you get out of it though and think about it, you go, how many people would just crud it up this time? I mean, they don't get in there and Ajax and Comet that fucking tub after every time someone leaves. It's just, I was just sitting there with my balls floating on someone else's foot.

Yep. Yeah. Yeah, you're in a bunch of jizz, dude. Definitely feet and stuff. No, if you think they go in there and clean that tub, you're out of your of jizz, dude. Definitely feet and stuff. No, if you think they go in there and clean that tub, you're out of your mind. They turn the shower on, they make sure there's no pubes in it, and you call it a day. I've definitely jerked off in one of these tubs myself, though.

I jerk off every time I'm in a hotel shower. In the shower? Yeah, because I don't have to clean it up. I don't like jizz. Really? I hate it. I hate it. I told you. Bobby, really? I hate spills, and I like jizz. Really? I hate it. I hate it. I told you. Bobby, really?

I hate spills and I hate jizz, which is the worst spill. It goes everywhere. How do you feel about flyaway piss? Flyaway piss? Piss that gets away from you and you see you gotta wipe the floor a little bit too, because it just shot left a little bit.

I mean, I don't like it, but I will clean it up. But you won't clean up your own jizz? No, I don't like spills, dude. I panic. I don't know if I but I will clean it up. But I don't like it. But you won't clean up your own jizz. No, I don't like spills, dude. I panic. I don't know if I got beat when I was a kid. I used to spill stuff and get hit. I don't know.

If I spill something. If you did, it must have been one hell of a beat and you forgot it. I walk away. If I spill something, I walk away. Well, thank you, Christina. Let's go down, let's see what else Summer's got going on. The jizzing part at the end is the worst.

If you could find out how not to jizz, I would still make like a jizz helmet that you could put on your penis just at the top so when you come, it all goes in there. Would you, if you could, really? Yeah. For masturbation purposes, you would cut off no nothing comes out, if you could.

And you just get the feeling. Yeah. Interesting. I feel like, theoretically I would like that, and you know nothing comes out, if you could. And you just get the feeling. Interesting. I feel like, theoretically I would like that, but then I don't know. That would feel weird. Also, have you never been able to, can you kind of control where you're like,

I'm not gonna let this become a major spill? Yeah, I'm 54. You can kind of like, what do you mean? No, no, I'm not talking about the piss, I'm talking about coming. Yeah, I can 54. No. You can kind of like, what do you mean? No, no, I'm not talking about piss, I'm talking about cumming. Yeah, I can't control where my cum goes. No, but you can control not like trying to really blast off a fucking distance dart, you know what I mean? No.

It doesn't have to be a javelin, a jizz. No, it comes out, it sucks, it goes all over you, and then it gets into creases, and it goes places you don't know where it was. You think you cleaned everything. And then there's a little spot somewhere on your thigh, and you're like, ugh. I don't even like when a girl's like, what do you want me to come? I'm like,

I don't know, in the barrel, I don't want to come on your face and hair. Because then you're going to have... I know it's hot. In the moment, it's like, oh, God, I get it. It's passionate. It's... But then you have to just look at her with cum in her face. And if you don't moment, it's like, oh God, I get it. It's passionate. But then you have to just look at her with a comatose face. And if you don't care, it bothers me too.

Where do you, so when you come, you run somewhere? I come into an envelope. That's not true. That's not true. I'm just kidding. And then I mail it to myself. It's one of those old ones where you put money in, where you wind the thing around the circle.

You come where you come, but it's always a fucking... No, but... I run and get a half-wet, half-dried towel. I clean up immediately. No, I got you. I'm talking about sex. Yeah, sex. Banging. When you finish, where does it go? No, fucking, I can leave it right in her vag.

That thing's dead. You know what, that? Let her deal with it. Really? I can. But you don't. Sometimes I don't, sometimes I'll, I usually try to come away from her. But that's what I mean, where,

like you scurry somewhere else to come? I'll kinda go, I have a towel on the side of the bed and I'll come on the towel. But why not come on her, then use the towel? I don't know, I just, I don't wanna see it. Why? Because I'm gonna have to clean it. And I don't like her cleaning it.

You could hand her a towel or a rag or something. That looks weird too, she's just cleaning. She's, you know, they never do it. She never, I can speak for it. Why don't you ever take a stroll to the bathroom while your glistening glaze is running down her body. Where do you come? Um...

Just where do I come when I'm having sex, you're saying? With Cristine, yes. Pull out guy. Always, so wherever it fires to from there. But do you help her clean it up? Do you just leave it to her? I mean she runs in a bathroom Two seconds later, but aren't you worried about sitting in it like a little stuff gets on the bed drips off her thigh Because there's different levels of come there's the cum that sticks then there's the cum that the pre come then

I'm a come on top guy though. Also keep in mind. So it's definitely like my it's my job to aim somewhere. So where are you gonna aim, on the belly? Yeah. You aim on the belly. I think so, yeah. And then she lie, then you roll over. Yeah.

Do you get angry with her, like if she turns the wrong way and it gets on the sheets, cause I know you like the bed clean. Like, or does she have to, does she have to like, you know, what's that? Shimmie, shimmie to the bathroom so that. No, I don't think it's a very messy. And like, how much do you think you guys come? Like, it's not like pouring off of us afterwards.

Bobby, right. How much do you think you cum? I don't like her fucking tone. That's all I, I don't like her tone, like we don't cum a lot. Like me and you have little tiny things that cum. Like you chubby, what I hear is, you chubby bastards don't cum enough.

No, even at like huge load, isn't, it's not like a girl squirting. Here's the problem with load, it's like blood. You know, you can't't, like, it's not like a girl squirting. Here's the problem with load. It's like blood. You know, you can't always, there's always stuff everywhere. Like, stuff gets places. So you're like, oh, I got it all. And all of a sudden you're looking, there's a little bit.

Well, if you're gonna go do crime scene investigation on it for sure. Yeah. Well, there's always a little, you roll in it, or there's a little on her. Everything's done. She's clean, I'm clean. We're lying there, and then you look over, and there's a little on her? Everything's done. She's clean, I'm clean. We're lying there and then you look over and there's a little red on her cheek or on her. You're like, ah, you gotta, you know,

when you cleaned it up, but it kind of rolls up a little, becomes white. And now it's like a, almost like a, like a nugget, like a mayonnaise nugget. You know what I'm talking about? A chunk, for sure. Like a chunk and it's like, ugh, I feel it. You don't find anything sexy about your come on a woman.

I find it sexy all the way up until I come. And then I'm like, you're disgusted by the whole thing. And then I'm like, ugh. If a girl came on you, what if women came? They do. But like, what if Christine came? Like it came out, like come. Sure. And it would shot all over your face.

Yeah. Would you be alright? Would you be like, alright. Girl squirting is a substantially more problematic clean up. It's because it's wet and it's a lot. Correct. Right. But if they came like us, like if Christine was like, I'm gonna come, and just dribble down your shaft into the cubes, you'd be like, oh, fuck. You understand what I'm saying?

Yeah. Yeah? It'd be like, God, alright. Well, I had the girl, the second girl who blew me ever, and the only reason that that's all we did was because she was a virgin. We were dating for a few months. I found that out by her saying she didn't wanna have sex.

But she wanted to do everything else. And she blew me one time, and I told her I was gonna come, and she kept it in her mouth, and then I came. come and she kept in her mouth. And then I came and then she came back up and laid next to me and I just put my hand down by my dick and she just spit it all out next to my, just like next to my own dick. I was like, what did you do that for?

What is she, a lizard? What the fuck? She was a dancer. That's just disrespectful. It was a weird thing to do. I had a girl. It's a weird... By the way... One of the first black girls I ever had sex with. Smokin' hot.

Just knew her in sixth grade, met her back when I was 18. Debbie. Oh, God. So smokin' hot. And we had sex. Name's terrible, though. It was just... I liked it. I loved it, Debbie. Oh God, so smoking hot. And we had sex. Names terrible though. I liked it. I loved it, Debbie.

Debbie. I remember she had a do-rag. Debbie sounds like a woman who wears her pants in the middle of her stomach. It was the first time. No, she was like shredded, like thin, nice little titties and beautiful butt. Dib. Dark, just pumpernickel.

Gorgeous, beautiful. And I remember when she went to bed, that was the first time she pulled out a durag and wrapped it around her hair. Oh, yeah. And I was like, I'm such a nigger. I'm like, what's that for? She's like, because I have an afro,

you can't just go to bed. I don't have white hair. I have a drive-by in two hours. I got a drive-by I gotta get to in two hours. But we had... You know how the Czech of Black Lou laughed at that, Bobby? I saw that, what a sly looker. He did this, Black Lou, he went...

He went... He just looked over, he just did a complete look. He knows he did it too, that's why he's laughing so hard. That's cool, Lou, right? That was okay. That's my old school Boston coming in. Oh! Make sure the black he's laughing so hard. That's cool, Lou, right? That was okay. That's my old school Boston coming in. Oh! Make sure the black guy's laughing.

Dude, the next morning we woke up and we had sex again. But I went out and made cappuccinos. I was like one of the first, remember the cappuccino machine, the little ones? When they first came out, you could buy them and have them in your house. I had, in my room, I had a cappuccino machine when I lived with the retarded guys.

And I had a waterbed and a cappuccino, like my little apartment. What are you fuckin', you're saying what I pictured Larry's house was in Three's company? They never showed you Larry's apartment? I think I did have a fern. I think I did have a plant. I woke up early, made us both cappuccinos.

And uh... In your shortest robe? She woke up and we started kissing. She blew me. I mean one of the best ever. And swallowed it all. And then I was like, oh god. And then she took her cappuccino and just spit it in her cappuccino. And she was like, I don't drink cappuccino. I was like, okay, but I have to clean that.

Women also very quick to do a fucking break pole sexual stop with something when it gets to their thing. Like there's no, let me try to subtly keep it sexy still. I don't want cum in my mouth, we'll say. And you subtly kind of like get up right away, go to the bathroom, or I don't know, a zillion things. Spit it onto material of some sort, maybe. To do it back onto, it's like, kind of like,

and then when you go, oh, what happened? I don't like cum in my mouth. Why did you put cum in your mouth then? Yeah, why did you, I mean, I get thank you for doing it, but you didn't have to do it, and you didn't have to ruin probably one of the best cappuccinos I made so far with cappuccinos. Oh, that's true.

I didn't even think about the cappuccino. I had a little heart in the foam in Ev. That's 14 bucks at a Starbucks. What the fuck, man? Have you ever had a girl try to spit it back in your mouth? That's hard. Try to. No, I'm kidding. Why does it try to? As soon into your mouth? That's hard. Try to. No, I'm kidding.

Why does it try to? As soon as they're done, I just grab their mouth and I... You go, don't swallow, don't swallow. French me. That's Bobby. That's Bobby kissing her cum mouth. It is a weird thing. Get over here with your mouth full of jizz, girl.

I think the perfect technique is take it, but let it come out as you're still blowing, right? So it's coming back out, it's the porn technique. When AIDS happened, and they couldn't swallow it because AIDS, they would take it and then spit it back out onto the penis as they're still going. So it's kind of like going back into everything. Listen, you can spit it back out onto the penis as they're still going. So it's kind of like going back into everything. Listen, you can spit it back on my dick

if your makeup's running down. If you're throwing one of those kind of crazy blowjobs, do it all you want. If you got fucking spit and shit coming out of your nose while you're going, I'll just, we're doing one of these, I guess. I'm in for it. But it can't just be like a lovely blowjob

and then also last minute, here's something gross. I spit your cum back in your dick, Harry. No, I'm not, I'm not, she's like a mother bird feeding a baby bird in a nest. I'm saying it's slowly, you know, she works it back into you. I think that is the perfect way to get rid of it if you're gonna do it, she works it back into you. I think that is the perfect way to get rid of it if you're gonna do it.

She works it back into you? She works it back on you. Like fertilizer. Yeah, she's almost lubing your dick up with her cum and she's also not swallowing, so it's kinda getting worked in almost like an ointment of such no Christine There's gonna be baked cheeto crumbs in that spit and now can I ask you is that just part of the heart?

She has orange fingertips. I Don't I just I you know, there's something about when you come on a girl too It's hot for that moment, but right when you're done and she becomes a person again I'm gonna go grab you a towel person. I'm a towel. I have the towel ready for that moment, but right when you're done and she becomes a person again? I'm gonna go grab you a towel person. I'm a towel, I have the towel ready in the room. I would like to have the towel ready most of the time. Also, I like to grab the towel

because I'm gonna grab the towel and also gives me an excuse to throw underwear back on. So now I'm not just being this like naked weirdo running around. That is true. That's a good move. Tank top weirdo. Tank top weirdo, true. You're not Pooh Baronette. Also, you're right. You're right. Because you'll be surprised how much better it looks.

How much better it looks after... Now, by the way... We're not surprised, Jay. Stop saying we're surprised you look better with underwear on. No, no, no, no, no. Of course it looks better with underwear on. But I'm saying, fucking in just tank top, I just think of the way the people,

the way you're lined up doesn't look so crazy. Still not surprised. We get it. You with some sort of clothes on, and me with something on. No, to how immediately different the look is at least feeling to you from fucking in just a tank top and no pants or anything on to then just being there with no pants on and laying like a little poo bear. That's the silliest. So quickly I have to get on

underwear and shorts, basketball shorts, pronto. to. Pronto. And then I'm, now we're fine again. Because if you roll over, your little ass knuckles are hanging out. My little ass. My little baggy corner ass, too. My little corner, my baggy ass corners. Let me ask you a question. I'm sorry, Jacob.

You're wearing a tank top. If during the lovemaking session would Christine, she wants to kiss your belly, what does she have to raise your... Why would she want to kiss your chest? I don't know, she has to be, what does she, my fucking Aunt Ruth? Kiss your chest, then she has to raise your... I love that Jacob still has romantic fantasies of sex. She's gonna work her way down.

Christine, you never kiss his chest? You have kissed a man's... I never kissed his belly. No. His chest, I meant his chest. Jay would smack her in his chest you have kiss him in his belly would smack her in the face if you went to kissing my belly of it what you doing you know she's gonna start playing baby Mozart to my belly I'm like do you think I'm pregnant why you kissing my belly so much there's one thing you don't do do you don't kiss a chubby guy's belly. Chest. Chest, belly, anything. The whole, this whole, your whole torso's off.

You're such a fucking 80s. Well, if you want, I'm wearing a tank top. I'm wearing a tank top, so you want to take a couple shots up here at my cleavage area. Is that what you call this one, man? There above my back. My above nips? Above the collar.

Above the collar is okay. I'm all for some neck suckings, fine. All that stuff's great. Yeah, but there's no reason for you to two-hand manipulate or mouth-involve with my stomach at all. Why would you want to go to some guy's stomach? What, are you trying to make me laugh when I've had a bad day? Yeah, he's ticklish. Just, I mean, there's nothing to weigh down.

I don't know. You've watched too many fucking 80s rom-com movies. You're right, Jacob. I can't kiss his naked body from his neck to his belly button. Yes. That's not part of my sex life. Look what you've taken from her. I can't slowly kiss down his body. To his dick. Can you please try that one night? I want to see how much patience Jay has. Now listen what you're saying by the way I work my way down

I'm definitely a kiss down the body. On a woman. Stomach, yeah. I'm saying stomach, here, all that shit. But if a woman started working her way down, small kisses on my belly, I'd be like, what are you doing? What a weirdo. Num, num, num, num. The way Christine put it, I feel kind of foolish. I didn't mean like an extended period of time,

just she's kissing fabric. On her way down. Yes on her way Down there three two or three. She's right now you go from the neck to the dick That's it neck to the dick. You don't work your way down and I don't like nipple Play I don't like girls who think I have girl tits No, Jay doesn't like nipples either, but some guys do like nipples. Yeah, and they're weird. They're all black guys.

Yeah, exactly. Patrice, Kev. According to research. I mean, it is a black guy thing, man. Lou? Yeah, it's kind of nice. I hate it. I don't like it either.

I fucking hate it. And I hate it. And I've had someone just go for it before, and I actually do this, I go, hey. I do that when they go for my penis. Hey. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, no, no.

The tank top by the way, I am one pushback from it coming off, uh, because it's the... I will not let that slow down the thing. However, tank top comes off, in my mind, we might as well throw the kitchen sink at this thing, because this is the last time I'll be seeing you. If the tank top comes off.

It's like, if a... if an assassin, if you see the assassin's face, they have to kill you. It's the kiss of death. I'm sorry, you just locked the door at the end. You saw me filling in. Come on, please take your tank top off. Well yes, but I just want you to know it's been lovely knowing you.

I just want you to know, this will never happen again probably, at least in my mind, because you've seen the worst of it. Or be, or be. Hey, change positions. With my shirt off? Does everyone wear tank top? I don't.

You don't. I don't wear a tank top, I get fully naked. But I don't, I don't, I, I like the tank top. I just don't wear tank tops, I don't have tank tops. Wait, do you ever do t-shirts? Yeah, fuck t-shirts all the time. Socks too. I love a sock. So no tank tops for you fucking socks and t-shirts? Exclusively sock fuck.

Oh, I am a sock fucker. Yeah, you gotta leave your socks on in case something goes down. That's so weird. It's also another reason why I do not love, and you'll notice this in a lot of pornography, especially the black guys, the big dick black dudes, they come fucking socks and sneakers, and I'll tell you the reason why that is, and I've learned this, sock fucking is one of the reasons also that I'm not super into doggy style. My favorite way to do doggy style is if my feet are planted

or one foot's up on the bed, one's on the ground, and she's on the edge of the bed. I don't like, but socks, like you start moving on the hardwood floor, you have to have like some carpet. Or I've had, where you're going, and you feel your heel coming out of the sock, just because, and then having to fix your sock while you're fucking just socks.

Just take the sock off. No, I'll tell you what, the timing of sex is when... Huh? I don't understand. When you're having sex, you're taking this off, she's taking that off. But if, by the time you take your pants off and your thing's out, we gotta go. I can't take that extra, hang on one sec,

that sock and then get that. That's gonna stall the whatever passion we were building up it that few seconds that you take the socks off. It just ruins it Why don't you off before you take this to? What now who does that? I'll tell you this too. I don't like and I think a lot of people do I might be alone In this in the room particularly. I don't like getting blown when I'm standing up. It's not my best presentation I like it. I like being blown laying down Really get a good let me see if I can show you guys here. I like to get a real stretch open going

Because if I do this you see If I do this you see yeah The girls able like my balls are drooping down. I don't... My, uh, you know, the legs are open, everything's just going, and then it's just... Gravity's on my team... Mm-hmm. ...at that point.

I can base hold a little bit... No lights, though. ...and give you... No light. Sweet light of the television. You can have sweet light of the television, but not light light. God forbid somebody turns a light on and you are that way. I don't have lights on during anything I do in my life. You think fucking's where I start doing it?

Yeah. I don't know. That's too far. And if there's a mirror in the room, we're positioning somewhere away from that mirror. I like this. This is my move. I like to... But do you like this, Bobby?

I don't. I couldn't. I admire it, but I... Before you answer... I can't do it. Why not? I don't, because't I can't I I admire it, but I answer I can't do it Why not I don't because it's too wide Well, I also why it's also I kind of like to put like where we having the girl I also not a huge fan of the of the dead on mm-hmm you like the side I like the side so I like to grab ass and puss. Listen, fi- Maybe knock around a tit a little bit.

I don't want to, I don't want to be that wide. Why? Because I feel like it's a female position having your legs wide open like that. Let me show you the things that are possible here. Sure. So now we're gonna say the girl's, she's flanking me from my right. Right. Okay?

So now this leg would be more of a this. Okay. Like flat. It's a side-wide. Flat. Right. Okay? So now, this leg would be more of a this. Okay. It's a side, it's a side-wide. Flat. Yep. And then this one's gonna go up like this. Right.

In our old apartment, there was a window ledge there that I could put my leg up like this so you could get to my butthole. That's just getting, I mean, Jesus Christ, yeah, this is what I'm talking about. What? I feel like they're too spread eagle. Yeah. I agree with Bobby. It's very feminine. It's very feminine.

Oh, so better idea that I squeeze everything together and just make a big fat ball of gun. That's the smartest idea, right guys? No. What you do is you go like this. Oh, God. And I spread really wide. Oh, God. And then my balls go down and then my butt, my asshole, which I have enjoyed lately, when

my balls are loose and I feel them touch my asshole, I'm like, that's neat. It is neat. Why does that feel good? I don't know, it feels like you're winning that game. Remember, you try to get the little beads into the holes when they give you at the dentist when you're good? Yeah.

Are you guys not good at the dentist? Uh-uh. But yeah, no, I like to have the whole situation open. I like doing this right here. This is my move right here. I like having my leg not this high up, maybe that high up like that, and the girl right in here.

So you're standing up for the listening. But my favorite thing is if the girl can come. You're going full Captain Morgan. If the girl can come from behind, and grab it and pull it that way. Wait, what? What? You're not being serious.

You're joking around. Oh, I know exactly what you're saying. Oh, you know what I'm saying. And Bobby, she's from behind. Can I explain to Christine what happened to Bobby when he was younger, man? I went tugging from the back. It's called milking.

Yeah. You wanna be milked. Let me tell you. Like a cow. Moo, moo, bitch. If I could explain to Christine what the issue was. Can you do me a favor? Can you close your legs while you do this?

Oh, I thought this was the rest of the show. I was showing you guys my way. The way? I was showing you guys the way. Like the Mandalorian? Look how good my stretch is though. You really do. You could have been a nice gay bear.

You would have been a perfect gay bear. Look at that. Oh my god. And look at this face I make to you while you're fucking me. It makes you feel big. Doesn't it make you feel big? When you put it in, I go, boom.

Show me the face as I'm about to put it in. And now show me the face as the first two inches go in. Now show me the face when he gets it all the way in. That was good. That was good. Didn't answer Lou and Louis, do you wear your shirts? Well let me, I'm sorry, let me explain to Christina what Bobby, because she was confused by Bobby's pull from behind move.

I have to assume like most young men around me and Bobby's age At some point you found yourself in the back of a sleazy massage parlor Where they're gonna they want to make you come they want to make you come quick As your old joke you used to have telling the story I've had the same exact experience. I believe Keith Robinson right in the room next to me where the girl, I'm up on all fours, butt naked, and she was licking butt from behind, starts pulling your wiener behind you,

and sucked it a few times, pulling backwards. It's pretty awesome. It's awesome. It's pretty, pretty awesome. Now, getting- But you look- Ridiculous. Like a fucking fool.

You look like a baby calf. Oh yeah. Yeah, you look stupid. God forbid anybody saw you in this position, but- Oh my God, or my leg up on a window so I'll get my butthole licked. The all four is a dangerous move. Because you run the risk of her going,

what are you doing? You just got on all fours. Oh, she told me to do this. I'm saying if, no, like I used to, that used to back in the day, I wouldn't do this now to Dawn, of course not. I would never give her that much leverage on my life. No.

No. You can't see me like this. No, no. But back in the day, you know, little hot bobby, that was a thing when they would... And I think it does come from directly that position, because they massage place, they rub your front for a long time, then they roll you over,

and then they make you get up a little bit, and then they get you from behind. Is this okay? Is this okay? And you behind, is this okay, is this okay? And you're like, I guess, is it okay? Usually laying on your stomach is the first indicator that they're gonna ask you if you wanna do more because they go between your legs and they ride that finger up along your ball bag seam.

Well, they go down your crack and that's when you go, let them know they're in the right spot. Yeah, so you gotta fight the feeling of the massage, and then when they get down there, and then you kinda wiggle your butt a little bit, like, oh, this is an alarm that you're in the right spot. And then they start to play with you,

and then they kinda pick you up a little bit, and they go from behind. And then at some point, they'll go, okay, rollover. And then I go, no. I'm staying like this. Hut, okay, rollova. I used to walk out of that one particular place. And then I go, no. I'm staying like this. Hut, hut, hut. I used to walk out of that one particular place every time, like, I'd love to really help that girl

get out of that situation. Ruby, was it? Was her name Ruby? That was the first place I went, Philly. Philly was the first place. Keith Robinson. 15th in Cali. No, it was Patrice O'Neill. Patrice and Vinny Favrita, first gig was in Philly.

It gave them buses. They said they got the tattoo and the whole thing. I didn't even know, and then I found them in Boston. I actually took Bird one years ago. I found this place, it was called the Old English Health Club. Okay, that's usually much more fancy than they make it sound. It was uh it was uh in Cambridge and you had to go downstairs and uh it was all kinds of girls so

it was just you know women like girls like you know redheads and blondes and Spanish and black. And you can traffic anybody. Yeah well back, you know, human trafficking sees no color. The fuck was that? I don't know. What's happening? Take care of it. Whatever it is, black Lou do karate on them. What if it was two girls coming into the,

oh Jesus. What happened? Lou, dude he just spart. Comes to clean. He just spart kicked her in the chest. Maybe she was listening. She came in to do what we needed. Would you guys like me to finish shoes off?

I heard happy ending. I heard you like to be milked like little baby calf. You want to spray your legs Mr. J? Spray your legs real wide the way you like Mr. J? Yeah, spray your legs dude. I don't know about that one. That one's a little uncomfortable position to be in, but coming from the side is a little better.

If she was coming directly down the middle with your legs spread like that, you kind of... I think that's the instinct that most girls go for is that when you lay down. I think they try to come like... almost like you're standing and they're kneeling in front of you, but you're laying down. Most girls come from the side because they have a position,

they can lie on you, they can have a little rest. If they come right up the middle, they're gonna be on their elbows, they're gonna get tied. Christine is right here, I mean, we could just ask a woman. I say take a rest, she doesn't know. I say take a rest. I say have yourself a rest, right? And if you're gonna choose this rest,

preferably for me, back towards me. Back towards you. What? So if they're going from all fours side. All fours side. My right. Okay. Okay, so I'm looking at her profile,

down the line I can grab butt cheek, knock around some titty, right? Love knocking around a titty. Of course you do. Grab one titty, just like a monkey, shake it. Of course, jiggle it up. So I'm gonna see if I can get them both with one hand and kind of crank them together. Mmm now In that situation when they're sideways They want to take the rest

That the show the side choice. She's gonna go she's gonna roll to her left. I just love lose music Yeah, it makes it so legitimate. Well, we're having a sexy conversation. Yeah sexy music. That's true The she's gonna go from the all fours. Yeah blowing you the laydown is gonna go her back towards you So she's going from sucking like this yeah, right, okay to now she's sucking like this Okay, yeah side like a Burt Reynolds playgirl kind of side so you don't have to see her. So it's there now. There's no Looking at the face too much and you get good access to you can get a good old-fashioned Hook finger finger blasts between her butt cheeks going to her pussy. It's The way to play it for sure. I actually like the hair though.

I like when I get to grab the hair and pull it out of their face and reveal the terrible thing she's doing. It's almost like a curtain. Like ta-da! And then I just see this terrible thing that she's doing to me. I see you.

I'm not a big. I see you. I see, like John Cena? I'm not a huge smash your face down on my dick guy, but I'm definitely a hold the hair. Because it's, we can't be smash your face guys because it's too easy. I know.

They're gonna go, ha. Yeah, they're gonna be like, I can't breathe because your fucking stomach is blocking my nostrils. It's not your cock. Shut up. Yeah. Shut the fuck up, I said.

We very really do it here. Yeah. up shut the fuck up. We very really do we hear Yeah Jacob can I ask you a question? What is your favorite position? For like you know my thing you know Jay's thing. What would be your thing? If you like to get a blowjob while you're standing up if you're gonna get fellatio would but I I mean most Lying down as I go to. Are you locking your legs right away? Showing your muscle tone and your quads?

I mean, I take my clothes off. All of them. All of them. Except tanked up in socks, though. I didn't even donk. What are you, do you have any? I mean, you're almost wearing leggings. It's almost like the only thing that's showing is,

I don't understand what's going on. You're wearing socks. Yeah, just my midriff. Just the part that needs to be out. Yeah. He just has the part. Why do you have to see my belly button the fuck? Yeah.

I guess he don't. No one's gonna kiss my belly button. I'm not a chick. What am I, some chick? Jacob just wants her to see his little V dick ass. Yeah, you want to see a little body. I work out hard. I respect that.

But when you, you're lying on your back, one knee up, one knee down? I would think you're a one knee up, one knee down type of guy. That's what I do. Oh, both knees down. Both knees down. So you're flat, you're just a board.

I guess, yeah. Ooh, really? Yeah, is that bad? You know, but Jacob's legs aren't pushing like fat to the middle to make it an unpleasant situation. That's why I spread eagle. My legs look good. Yeah, I feel fine.

My gut looks good, my wiener, my ball bag. That's really when it all pops. It comes together. I like you going from behind so you don't have to see anything. You're just seeing that. What do you mean? You're just grabbing my stuff and pulling it from behind and then I'll bend over a little bit and then you

Play around in there a little bit and your asshole little bit not too much. I don't like too much just a little bit Little bit. Yeah, a little bit If you had a girl go heavy asshole play on you first hookup If you had a girl go heavy asshole play on you first hookup Without you asking and presenting things what's heavy ass play licking your asshole or yes your ass first hookup Yes, really? Yeah Yeah, no, I don't even think Christine I don't even think Christine meant that in a bad way I've almost married a couple of those girls Yeah, no, I'm listen. No, I'm, listen. Yeah.

What's in the choir, buddy? You think I'm upset with you? But I always make sure that I'm, I'll take a minute, let me go to the bathroom for a second. I make sure everything's nice. I don't want to taste in pennies. I don't have to do that at all right now. Jacob, confidently, just to prove a point,

if I shove my Starbucks straw up my ass, will you take a sip out of my Starbucks afterwards? No. Why? I want to prove how clean my asshole is. I believe it. But you're not gonna get sick after that. You don't have a bidet, so I don't think it's as clean as mine or Bobby's.

Yeah, my bidet is, I got the, my bidet is fancy. Sure, sure. He gets in it. This is all in your head. I believe, I think he does, but he can't power wash. Yeah, mine is like when they mine for gold With the water Jay's got the bike VCR mine shoots in my butt and you can hear you guys are doing the car wash of Assholes, I'm doing detailing dude mine. I'm in there really I am you don't even know there's dookie still in your seams

I gotta get in there with a special tool this My my beam goes inside, and I've taught my butthole to open up a little bit, and you'll hear more gold coming out. Just plump plump plump. Now, are you ever worried it's gonna start coming out of your nose and eyes and mouth? Sure.

The water, with the Bellagio fountain, or your wiener? What if it goes so far if your butthole comes out your wiener? Is that how wieners work? No. Oh. Okay then. So you just lie flat. Black Lou, what do you do?

I do like the side thing. The side? I think it's really cool because you can also touch her at the same time. But I like the front, like the laying flat and her being in front of me. One for eye contact and two, you really, she can really get the nooks and crannies of her tongue

to rub up and down my dick the correct way. It's true. That's a professional answer right there. What is never wrong with eye contact? I do like that. Of course, the blowjob dead on feels good. I have a hard time doing anything sexually where I'm not doing a thing.

So just laying back while she's sucking my dick, that's why I don't like that. Over here, at least like I'm, it feels great and I can also feel I'm looking at her ass, I'm playing with it, knocking a titty around as we've spoken about earlier. Yes, Lou? You don't play with her hair

when she's giving you a head like that? Sure, of course. I mean, I do, I- I'm a big hold the hair up in like a fist ponytail. Yeah, make it into a handle. Yeah, because I will say, and I know what happened, and it's fine, and if you're attracted to a girl also, it doesn't really matter, but the tying the hair back,

it's sexy in the sense where it's like time to go to work, but there's also some battles like, well that's not the, you know what I mean? Like you've just made it like a gym exercise versus like fucking. Yeah, it's like you turn your baseball cap around to get to work. Yes, exactly.

It's like you've taken away some of your female hotness. I don't like. There's any girl that I'm sure that I'd really like to fuck, I'd fuck her on ponytail day. I wouldn't give a shit. I'm just saying to go from like the sexy hairs tattered everywhere to be like, I'm gonna suck your dick, and then we put it back in a ponytail.

It's like. I don't like it because it's like, they do it so fast and sufficient, it's like, oh, you've done this. This is your thing when you blow guys. This is my knob-slob knot. They don't even have. They don't even have a scrunchie.

They just know how to tie their hair in a blowjob knot. Blowjob knot. Blue, what about you? Lights out, except for a crack in the door so I can see her blowing me. I can stand up. It's not a problem. I like that. I like standing up.

What's the other? T-shirt. Spreading your legs open like a gay man? No, I can't do that. I just can't. Who does that? Are you saying that's what I do? No. Because there open like a gay man? No, I can't do that. I just can't. Who does that? Who does that?

Are you saying that's what I do? No. Because there's not a gay man, there's no spreading your ass like a gay man. Well, I mean. Your legs, I guess there is spreading your ass like a gay man. There's no spreading your legs like a gay man.

I'm giving her access to my shit, man. I'm giving her access to my situation down there, my pack. I don't know. And the shirt is off Everything's off, but once sex is over everything back on everything I'll leave my shirt off for a little bit, but not for long even the pants go back on no no no Underwear is go back on underwear goes back on yes under has to go back on because you have to let her know that the rides Over yes, we're not we're not doing this again

I got nothing else pain because you have to let her know that the ride's over. Yes. What kind of underwear are we talking about? We're not doing this again. I got nothing else. Haynes, 10 pack, 10 pack of Haynes. Stop touching me and stop kissing my neck. It's over. It's time for food. That's a weird one. Now, when you think you've either gotten it all on her

or on your hands or whatever, and you think you've taken care of it, and then your wiener starts going down, and then when she goes to grab it one more time, and then you get that, all that after shit's all out there, and then it's just sticky feeling and whatever, and that's a bummer sometimes. It's a bummer.

There's a bummer where after you're done and you put your underwear on, your shirt on, you're sitting there, and then they go, they start revving up again, and then they'll go, my turn. And it's like, no, okay. I mean, I got no passion. Like, you killed the passion.

Once you take, here's a tip for women. Once you take the jizz out, my superhero power of passion is gone. It's over immediately. It's over. You gotta leave that in me. You gotta leave it in me to make me do stuff. I'll do some crazy stuff to you.

If you edge Bobby for a week, he'll divorce Dawn. I will. If you just edge him for a week. That's true. He'll change everything about his life. He'll walk away from his child. I'll walk away from him. His whole family.

Goodbye. I'll live in a tiny house. But if he comes, he's gonna be like, whoa, that's a crazy decision I was making. That's stupid. But if you just keep on the edge, you never know. Christine, what is your favorite thing in a guy?

My favorite thing? Like, would Jay spread his legs like an eagle wings? Yeah, like that. Or standing up? I like to mix it up. I like all of them. That's such a girl answer. I do. That's such an it up. I like all of them. That's such a girl answer. They're all fun in their own ways.

Really? You don't have a favorite thing with a guy that maybe helps you out with doing it? Hang on Jacob, I can't see you over my dick and balls between my legs. What's that? Are you giving me the brake signal? Or are you telling me you'd like to fucking grab it and hold it in my hob? We gotta take a break. Oh my god, there's so much stuff going on in the world.

But we don't care, because we're the bonfire. What are we, news? What are we, news? We're America's news source, everybody. You heard it here first. 80 different ways to open your legs for a girl to get to your ball bag and asshole. We'll be right back. This is Spike TV radio. Girls in bikinis.

Bobby, this is my butt. Yeah, I can't. I guess right. Jay is spreading his legs and finger blasting his own butthole with mittens. How impressive it is. How fucking stretchy. It's very impressive how stretchy you are.

Do you mean that? I do. It's uncomfortable. Do you do you fully seriously it? I do mean it. It's uncomfortable. Impressive. Do you fully seriously mean it? I fully seriously mean it, Jay. We'll be right back. It's the bonfire.