The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Tension In The Hips

Episode Date: June 25, 2021

Jay mulls over the possibility of hiring an assistant and him and Dan ponder what type of person that may be. The guys go through scenes in music biopics that they just don't believe depict the actual events of the time.Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com#CrackleCrackle

It's Dan Soder and Big J. Oakerson. Welcome to the Bonfire Podcast. We'll have new episodes every morning, Tuesday through Friday. If you want more Bonfire, you can always hear our full show every day on Series XM. The Bonfire! I'm batting around getting an assistant and it's so funny how like boy or girl look I don't know probably hot young chick really horny I mean that's what I put in the looking for looking for I say also good I say also good with Microsoft word. Proficient in Microsoft Excel.

Word. No, those are, are we? There's that box a little bit. Yeah. Maybe we're butt shorts that show the bottom part of your butt. Must have muff, but nothing too crazy.

Yeah. So this brings us to the part of the interview where you show me your muff. Where did you apply for this? Okay, okay. This resume looks fantastic. I guess we're just down to the the muff part of the... I'm gonna go the opposite route and get a scary man as like a bodyguard slash assistant. I'm looking for a gun. Well, I was upon recommendation. I

was told talk to your management company. What their le're at least an out of assistance? What did I get one? No, no, no, no, no. It was, it was, my things like, do I get a manager or an assistant? Oh, okay. You know what I mean? Cause like, the things I miss from Kimowitz,

I mean, besides him, the human being, I mean like work wise, is the assistant type stuff. Right, Christine? Is that pretty much your saying? It's like the, just like the, gives a shit about when you get there that doesn't itinerary for you on the weekend? That's huge, man.

That's huge. I get an itinerary from my manager when I'm on the road and it's like hotel, flight, show times. It's all one document and you was like, boom. Yeah. Christine gets that for me now. But she hates it. And a girlfriend doing that work is different than someone that, you know,

it's just to do that work. I think she'd love it. It's just that when we have fought historically and she goes, she goes, I do so much for you. And I'm like, secretarial work. I'm like, you know, office junk that I don't want to do. I was like, okay, I have somebody else do that and I'm fucking harpy.

So I think I've trivialized it so much. Yeah. And now she hates doing it, but I almost don't have the capacity to do it. So we have to get somebody to do it. Um, do you, I'm gonna be interested to see this whole process. Like, do you interview them? Because we know people with assistance, but I was always like, to see this whole process. Like do you interview them?

Cause we know people with assistance, but I was always like weirded out by. Usually there'd be male talent here, but I guess I'll be the male talent today. And we're just gonna film like a basic thing. You can see me. A lot of the noise on the camera from your hand holding it. And you know what I'm talking about,

when they move the camera around, that always reminds me of those casting things are like okay great now. Let's see Okay now on the top off. Yeah, let's take a look at your body Yeah, do it be great if you just got some Latin hunk that Christine was like Google eyes for and he's like Gillesaury Christine and I was showing Christine how to mamba dude I would love to get Christina Lombada a poor boy is my assistant Jay walked in on Christine learning the Lombada from Raul

He goes Christine carries all the attention in her heaps Can I ask you a question? No, he's doing like that Why does Jay not pick you up when you guys dance? Yeah, yeah Have you ever made love with both your legs wrapped around him? So I hold you with the air I tell you Christine gave away from him

Come with me to the Canary Islands. When I come make a lot to you and drink, Sangri, Sangri, Sangri, the sea of mooring coals. Heh heh heh. J.E.E.G.E. I gotta work the Omaha Funny Bomb this weekend. Oh yes, I emailed you. Hey Raul.

Hey, Brian Dawkins, you're here to get back from the dry cleaners. He goes, I swear to God I will get you out of here. Yes, Jay. He came back from the dryers. Ah, big yay! Big yay! I was just talking about how your weekend in Omaha, Nebraska is going to be so fun. Anyways, you're going to do a morning heat of radio with Boomer and the squad. Anyways, Christine Christine Lee with me I will go grab rebounds and throw them back out to you and rhythm Good news, those gloves we ordered on Amazon are here and I... I sniped the fingers off.

All your gloves are finger-slipped. And I also... Because not too low and not too long, the way you like. I also did a fun thing where I cauterized the end of the fingers so they don't go frayed. Raul? You might be my best friend. I know you. Alright, I'll be downstairs.

Alright, we're gonna have some fun tonight. Christine Think about my offer. Yes, come with me look at it. I am a rouse for you. Look look Look how thick I get just thinking about being alone with you He puts he puts the hand over by your shorts. He's wearing her She was so rouse-deaking about all right. Oh, so anyways Yeah, yes, I's on my way. Yes, yes, he goes, getting grip. Oh, he holds it low, get out.

I remember having it. He's like one of those squeaky hoops at the Discovery Channel store. He never, you can't grab it. Squirt out of your hands. And then you're like, whoa, that was deep. So I think good luck. I've got the five skis.

Good luck finding an assistant. It's either going be that or some girl. It's like hey Jay I think I lost another pencil D. P. myself in the bathroom on the ground He's hanging when I got your mail Oh, did you put me on your phone who's darling Nikki? That was everchunch. Oh, did you put me on your phone who's darling Nikki? I like that. I was just she goes here take this picture. So it comes up what I call Suxtrot it downstairs calls. Hey, what's up Jay? There's a girl down here masturbating with a magazine There's a little thing goes goes. Oh, yeah, just if you would mind filming her to go back and come sorry here. That's my assistant She's pretty wild

Look what I found oh it's a dildo with your flight schedule She goes to the numbers kisses a cream And you guys are like tired in the morning you have sleep eyes you're like what's up? Bambi, thank you. I appreciate yeah I appreciate how much of a super slut you are, but right now, I hate flame. Yeah. What's up?

Oh, hey Penny. What time is it? Hey Penny Dread. I'm flying out of, I'm flying out of JFK. Did you get a new face tattoo? Oh cool. Christine's like, she's a suicide squad girl. So it's all about death. Man. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, The only only two choices for this hung young stud a hunk and I'm telling you the guy can't wear pants baggy enough to not show

You how big and thick his dick is prefer to wear gray with no underwear and then just busts out about 50 push-ups That wants all our Jacob when he was in peak physical condition or just a girl who gives crew neck t-shirts cleavage I mean just I mean to the point where I'm sleeping over like it's eighth grade. Yeah, Dan's like actually guess my if I crash here I'm sorry You guys she coming over? Just yes some fucking like hot seat chick, but they're both Great at their job unbelievable make life very smooth Probably the guys, so I don't feel bad about myself in my home. There you go. There you go. Honest answer to good answer.

I hope he never looks at you and you feel bad about yourself for that. Oh, how about that? It sounds like you wouldn't. Christy is going to be coming out in lingerie, but Christy is inappropriate. Christy, I'm going over with Jason. All of these upcoming post-Sunto Instagram. Spooky watch at them. We got to promote a lot of shows upcoming posts on to Instagram. Spoké watch it then. We got to promote a lot of shows and a very little time. You know I love the cars of your body.

But I can't right now. Okay there I look. Okay are you happy? Do you care what you need? I'm a rouse. Yes. If you tell him, he will crush you. Don't.

He's got a very important Monday coming up. Oh, but boy, you do it to me. Feel that! Feel that! You feel the heat coming off of my yeast? Right, oh, why are you wearing bike shorts? I've been training again! He wants to be a top physical condition for you. Raul's sharing off again. I can hear him slapping his cock against the wall.

When the guy couldn't stop trying to put it in my butt. Well, that's not real. It's not real I'm not gonna blame him for that. It's not cool. That's also not cool Yeah, man, that's having an assistant an assistant is like a babysitter one person of the relationships Not gonna immediately trust it. We're like So much more than a babysitter My nanny. What is that what's funny is you get this little petite Ginger or you get old burly Trish coming through and let you know all the rules of the land I get it. Well, we were looking you know they've been by the way, Dan you have to maybe talk about some alive show

I don't know but either way we got a not only now we're gonna contact because we already found by the way You saw the pictures we looked up because we already found, by the way, you saw the pictures, we looked up prison chicks. He's a love actor. By the way, you guys sent me a tit pick in the group chat while I was on set and all these PAs were around. And she was asking me about something and I was like, oh, it just looked like I was like, tits.

I was like, tits on set. They were good tits. Warm nips, good tits. But she, that's a girl in prison Just looking for somebody to love. So we're gonna see we're gonna Collectively be somebody. Oh We're gonna catfish someone Yes, but just to see how long before they started asking us to send them shit. Who do we send pictures of Jacob?

Justin was the thought oh Oh my god, yes. If that's available, yes, yes, a thousand, yes is. We can only deal with women that are, there's only women that have done life sentences, because we don't want a woman getting out on parole and hunting down Justin. No, no, no. It's somebody's going to be out for sure. Out? They're going to get out at some point.

No, man, you're going to get man, we're gonna get a friend hurt. I don't know. Guys, I was taking a couple of thoughts. Just for a couple of days. We're all one of these prisoners. Is he really? For sure. It's a girl.

I'll make people think he's that gay. Yeah, but what if she shanks him? Doesn't matter what your beard looks like, dude. Just a beard. It's a beard. Someone that just learned how to grow a beard in the ear? Beards of a beard? Beards of a beard?

Beards of a beard? And the blanket? Someone tweeted at me, they're listening to... Change, I don't like to eat. Three, two, three, stop! They're gonna stay cool with me! Um... Someone tweeted at me, they're listening to old bonfire episodes,

and they're like, what happened to Puppy Baby Monkey? And I was like oh Man do I miss that? Probably I hope he's all right. I hope he survived Did he get covered? Did he survive COVID? I don't know I don't even know his real name to find out if he's okay. Oh man, you can't ask a puppy.

You can't call Greedstein and answer with puppy monkey babies okay? Puppy monkey baby. Does that guy even have his figure on the pulse of this company or what? Puppy monkey baby. Puppy left. He left serious before the pandemic. Oh shit. We're back to terrestrial puppy monkey baby.

Oh no. Is he still bustin' through walls and giving out Mountain Dew energy? Puppy monkey baby. Puppy monkey baby. Puppy energy? Puppey monkey baby. Puppey monkey baby. But he came in the studio where like he definitely heard us call him that. Oh yeah, or he fell asleep as laughing at him. By the way, our friend Michelle, the great Isabelle called us with a fantastic story the other day

that they went to a store or a Dunkin' Donuts even or something like that for the drive-through and they were talking to the girl she was clearly like had a mental problem. Sure. And Michelle ordered her thing and then started laughing, which was making Isabelle like laughing, but like looking over her stomach. Michelle was just basically doing like a what's with this one huh? And then sort of then realized that she was like actually a handycaptoror so she'd realize it at first okay what is it? and then it's like it could just move on the girl's on the wiser and when they pulled around so that Michelle leading the

bridge goes we weren't laughing at you by the way we were laughing at something else and I go well that's the worst lie to tell just say nothing I love her don't lie to my face I love her so much you know you were nothing to me fuck you lady you are fucking after me. I'm gonna be a smart man But I do know that I put pubic pubic hair in the coffee Yeah, I'll tell you something about Michelle. She's definitely drink a lot of semen and spit her life She can just human fluids and be honest. I don't know how much she loves common coffee.

She doesn't even know. But she loves it. She goes this one place. I don't know. I hate the staff, but the coffee is the life. And by the way, I let him know. I don't like him. Yeah, he goes, but the coffee, I keep going for the coffee.

Unbelievable. Also salty, sweet, my protein count is up Katie and I got stoned and watched the two pocket bio on MTV for some reason who's just on resurrection dude. It's so bad you watch resurrection. I think so It's horrible It's the one where the guy doesn't even but Snoop Dogg does the voice in the movie for the kid that's playing Snoop Dogg Oh, oh, oh, oh, that's not a documentary. No, it's not the documentary. It's a biopic.

It's a biopic. All eyes on me. Oh my god. Yeah, yeah, the dog does the actual eight thumbs over. I was pissing Katie off the whole night because after we lost the movie, I kept going, she would just say something benign and I'd go, that's it.

That's the song. So what did you do? You got the fucking say that again. And I did the kitchen and she'd be like, hey, did you feed my doll and I go, that's it. That's the song. It's a stone dumb thing.

But I waited until the next morning where she was mad at me about something that I hit her with it. And I was like, you don't get that over. That's it. That's it. That's the song. Yeah, dude, it is what it is.

I would probably think the worst biopic I've ever seen in my life. No, biggie was terrible too. Well, they did a crossover. It's all in the universe. Pointing your finger, I agree with you. I know that guy who plays Biggie is in the two-buck movie.

Yeah, yeah. That was the crossover. It's still the movie. We brought the other day too. That was the crossover. It's still the Marvel Universe. We brought the other day too. To me, it's still the Snoop Dog coming out with the lyrics of nothing but a G-thing and the NWA movie. Oh, it's a come-to. Literally makes me want to like...

Look up that scene. It makes me want to scratch myself. But also, it's insane. Look up the Snoop Dog in the movie, all eyes on me, because it's a young actor who just has to lip-. It's clearly Snoop now. Yeah. Doing V.O. and he's like, oh, what's up? Oh, most definitely. Sure, wants to say what's up to you. It's the kid going. Chris, yeah, Katie was like, does do they play the voiceover in the room? Or does he say the lines? He's like, Hey, everyone. He's got a funny voice.

Christine, not to load you up, but also, can you bring up the scene of Queen figuring out we will rock you, which also makes me want to like, I might break my computer when we watch that one. Do you want to play the, this is the all eyes on me, Snoop Dogg? Sure. Oh, just the his voice. Yeah, so watch out. When you're very high, this is haunting.

Yeah, yeah, but all of a sudden. It's not like a mother fuck of one. You already noticed that gangster porn, huh? When you're very high, this is haunting Yeah This is clearly snoo Oh, yeah This guy just had a tiktok Yeah, I wonder if it was it was like it was difficult to get past it I wonder if he I get for the music. Yes voice over his voice. I always understand when you use the actual music because people want to hear the actual music I'm saying with the voice. Did he come in and be like hello? The auditioning is mr. Calvin Brotus. Yes, I love his look But he can't get the voice we can do that. I'm Snoop Doggy dog. Wow

For Shazard oh one two three into the fall. I've got an idea Why don't you have Snoop Dog? Dub me over like a cartoon? Oh, I've got it. I can tick talk Snoop dog Doug, dub me over like a cartoon. I've got it. I can tick tock Snoop Dogg. To the Queen, see. Oh, did you find the, did you find the two Snoop Dogg in straight out of Compton, riding the lyrics? Looking.

Come on. That's it. One, that's it. That's all. Three, and to the vote. Snoop Dogg, and Dr. Dre is at the door. Hmm, to sit just nailed it that quick. That's pretty crazy. The

bonfire movie where it would just be our first episode and it's like, do you ever watch Clint Eastwood? That's right. This is right into a classic bit. That's the bit. That's the bit. That's the bit. What's your name? My name is Jake. No, it's Jacob. If I die, if I die anytime in the near future, and they do the movie, like, you're gonna get pinhole like Corey Ham. For sure. I'm a felt dog and you know, you can have me fuck 16 different directions.

But here's all I ask of you is like, can you add in some real like last minute, like do like the biggie thing, where I just made some crazy life changing and affirming phone calls afterwards. You go, damn, I told you, just pick whatever comic is, is popular at that time. Sure. And say that I called him before I died and I was like, you're the guy now.

Yeah. Shane, carry the torch. Yeah, just like, yeah, so I just, but then Josh Adam iris comes, he goes, hey, it'd be really cool if you help me out Yeah, I got it give me your blessing is I mean, I know your EP and the thing and writing this So if you can make me look good you go it's you Mike for noia. It's always Thanks me go oh your fire is going out of me go All right, let's see this is from the straight out of the

Compton Snoop Dogg writing. Well, by the way, not even get go to where he's playing the piano even in the beat. Yeah, this is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This No, no, no, no, no.

It's got a bottle of booze. No, damn it. I can't even get it. Oh, hey, what was going on in here? I was just in the other room taking a poop. What's up, Dre? Through his head of house. Did it hear like a... Hey, guys, could you keep it down?

This is a residential area. This... I'm... I'm gonna bang my microphone against the screen. Oh, that's pretty cool. They took him a whole verse deep in one shot. Oh, that's pretty cool. Hey, were we rolling on that, I hope? Because it's the exact lyrics of the song.

Why have they ever done an Elvis biop? Have they ever done like a big studio? Oh, yeah, I think several probably. Really? It was like, oh, that's weird. I guess I'm just a... How dull. Yeah.

All these times. They got it. You can go see it. Oh, come on, proceed up there. Oh. You know what I'm saying? You cryin' all the time. You're like a hand dog.

Cryin' all the time. Look a hand dog crying all the time. Hang on. Oh man, after that breakup, I'm down here at the hotel. I'm in so sad, I guess I'm in a heartbreak hotel enough. Well, since my baby left me. Oh, Colonel, I want to make a song about that rock they have in the J House, you know. Huh. That J House rock. Here's the blue area in the jailhouse, you know that jailhouse rock

We've talked about my outslot, but it's fucking inferior this one is the most Upsetting ever everyone up on the drum rises the crowd were singing our songs back to us I mean it was definitely but go go go further ahead. You have a funny mark. You're he comes in. I want to encourage that so Imagine thousands of people doing this in use and That's a pretty cool idea. He got so much aids the worst time. Oh, dude. Well, I mean Think about how high he was getting just fucking He was in seventh gear Absolutely, I mean multiple He had I know it's but looked like a here's the cartoon of the guy with like 20 cigars in his mouth

Or like when they blow up something and it's all also what a tragic death absolutely and very sad, but what a fun way to get something Up your ass. Yeah, just like to go get To get a virus just by party and all the time. Yeah, just like fucking and being like oh shit Did I party so hard? I got this you just fucking knew so hard. Yeah, yeah, he was had you get a he's got probably from ruling Yeah, there's people that die because they just lived next to power lines I got a fucking water Yeah, I drank bad water and then now I'm dying. He's like where this guy there he goes

He got gangbang he got gangbangs on poppers at Elton John's mansion Do you know that there was a basement to studio 54 because he found that out and it was all Valour yeah, how did you get it? Where did you get AIDS? Because party down Johns house, you know the AIDS hospice they're gonna be like that's pretty cool. Oh my god If there's you like I got a booting up black torrent or bridge, so Boo who you yeah, I'm a kid who had a blood transfusion yeah that's pretty chill out spudgy side I sucked off half of Manchester United David Boe, David Boe sucked me off well another guy blue cocaine on my hands all Andy Warhol had me kiss a baboon while I was I got my butt hole figured but you're more small.

I don't know what that is, but his fingers were pretty dirty. My chiropractor today said to me, you're chiropractor. Seems like an older gentleman too. Well, he's like 50s probably, but he just goes, it's beautiful out there today. I go, it's real data just go in the park and blaze up a fatty huh you go what and then I was like you know you cop yeah yeah I'm here now you get it down for a while you go you're not cop what's up dude what's your story bro hey lift up your shirt he's good man I got fucking do you feel better up do you

feel much better I don't know but I like the way it feels when he does the things that very easily that no one else can do It's weird stuff, man. Do you think those now that you've gone to a chiropractor? Do you think the move in a movie where they break someone's neck is real that is possible? Like easily the way they do it. Yeah, that's what I mean. No No, there's not not the way they do it. Yeah, that's what I mean. No, no, no, there's not not the way they do it. Yeah. No, no, you're you'd probably easily are killed and by like crushing their windpipe with like the choke itself, then doing the thing. No, I mean, today he cracked my neck. I mean, full like, like full of those four different ways. Like I was laying face down first and he did it like that and then both directions

When I was laying on my back and both of them got like a crazy amount Like an uncomfortable amount where you're like what did you do? I would always feel like I don't know what did you do? What did you do? There's no such thing dude I hope I feel it in my ass bone When he fucking does my neck. I hope it's like I want to believe it's like something You ever like to take a deck of cards you like pick them all up and then when you're getting them back organized again

And you like hit him on a table. Yeah, and it just sorts of I want to believe there's just something that's gonna happen Then I'm just gonna be yeah, I'm actually six foot seven hundred and fucking 80 pounds. Oh, you feel it all fall. Oh, you go Oh, I'll fill in my dick. Oh Oh, wait a second. That was all supposed to be dick. Oh, no, that was my belly for so long. Oh What's weird that it all went to dick fat? It all became rigid hard car. Oh, it's so weird. Christine, look how you're making me feel.

Christine, the way that you need the dough, is you, my head, it's all. Blown it, blown it like this. Don't watch your bounces. The head is so big and bald, but. Oh, look, it's bouncing. Bouncing for you. Look at the bouncing ball. Read the words under the bouncing ball.

You know me. Me, me, so hard. You? Yes, yes son. Yes son. I will go to the store to get your favorite snappal iced tea. I know you love the snappal iced tea. Also got you a nice window seat on a delta.

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uh... oh yeah i am red bank new jersey and bookland jersey and bellhouse and Brooklyn. That's right. Two shows might have been a house now. Might have bitten off or get a show. Yeah, well, we didn't add a show. It turns out it's always been two shows and I've already been promoting it as one. We're here. So it's 6.30 and nine o'clock. I got a bunch of great comics doing sets, Adrian, I have Baluchee, Anthony. I got a lot. I got a good lineup, dude. Great. You forgot them all. That was good. I got a lot. I got a good lineup, dude. Grant. I forgot him all those good because Anthony. Yeah.

Space. Listen. There's comics are going to be there. Yeah. Comic. Sam. Yeah. And Brothers. I don't know.

But make sure you go to dance order dot com for those tickets and at the bond fire SXM on Twitter and Instagram. Yeah. Social need. And the chance. I know his name. Dan's also going to be coming on Twitter and Instagram. Yeah, social need. And the chance anymore. I know his name. Dan's also gonna be coming to Sacramento and Dallas. Redback to Jersey also.

Woo! That's this week guys, Redback. Yeah, Redback. Yeah. Dallas, all those plays bigjcomedy.com, danceover.com, sticky. We love you guys. Oh, it's Pokemon Washington.

Oh, and Jesus Christ, did love this was gonna fight me. That big show in Philadelphia, it's all my website, Christine, right? Yep. Bigj fight me. That big showing Philadelphia. Go to my it's all my website Christine right? Yep big jkami.com and get tickets and I want all the people to be there for me and nobody else. Yes, come stack the odds dude. Come make Jay hero and that stadium in the link. Start chance for me so the Eagles give you But on Jay Big check big check go out dude. We know what he is all distracted right now So I listen to them chant for a man that is half the man. I am for you

He is out there. He belongs to them. I belong to you. This is these long So you hurt me. Oh, I threw it. I'm getting light headed. It is so taking so much blood. Oh I'll see you Monday. You've been listening to... ...Syria 6M's bonfire! New episodes every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows, always on Suryius XM!