The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The Bite Technique

Episode Date: July 11, 2025

The Karate Kid franchise was embroidered into the fabric of The Bonfire from the very beginning. It was concerning to hear that actor Martin Kove who plays John Kreese in Cobra Kai was accused of biting his female co-star at a fan convention in which he was asked to leave. Body cam footage shows her giving him an 8 minute dressing-down as her husband and authorities look on. Jay and Bob analyze the tape that takes an odd turn as Alicia Hannah-Kim starts insulting Kove's age. The guys reenact the confrontation focusing on the old-school brain of John Kreese. | A musician from Memphis named Derek Sellers created a new Bonfire theme song which starts this show. Go to Bigjaycomedy.com for tour dates and info. Punchup.live/robertkelly is where you can get Bobby's tour dates and videos. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now, the bonfire with Big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly. Yeah Who can forget it to lose One's black and one's DJ BLUE Kicking all the logs Screaming all your mom Stand up for the soul It's time for My video Gather round the wire, go ahead and light your fire, get your ass ready for the bonfire!

It's the bonfire, SiriusXM 103 Faction Talk. I know we got stuff we gotta get through. We probably didn't get to this stuff during the week, so we're getting to it now. Fucking Sensei bit a lady? Is that part of the Cobra Kai code? Dude, I think he just got carried away. I think he just forgot that the times have changed. The dude.

And you can't bite a lady in the streets? What's the story? The dude from the, what's his name? What's his actor? Martin Cove. Yeah, Martin Cove, I guess. Sensei John Crease? He got a little carried away and he showed no mercy

to a, I think she a PA or a makeup lady. What was she, wardrobe? No, I think she's an actress. Was she an actress? Yes, she's an actress in the show dude. He But wait a second she's actually on the show an Asian, but it's after way after filming or is this like oh they find footage This is a whole new thing. No, I think they know the show's over is this is this this was at a comic Comic-con. Oh, yeah, they were both there signing

Hanging out and they started I think fucking around a little bit joking and he bit her So you think he was just fucking dicking around he was dicking around you're sticking up for him I'm sick. Well, I'm not sticking up for him. He fucked up, but he got a little carried away He probably bit a lot of girls back in the 70s and 80s Back when you could do it. Yeah, 54 you to beat me back bitch Yeah, Michelle Pfeiffer got bit a lot back in the day. Which girl is it go back go up? Let me see. I don't know who she is. Oh, she's hot. She's the uh, by the way, she's really pretty and they had her Falling in love with Chosen old chosen

Chosen's the guy I bailed on the show after the snow you have to bail on the show you bail karate kid part two Chosen was the enemy who fucking slid down the fucking lantern line and then yeah Butterfly that the origin of the butterfly knife in almost everyone's life Where anyway, it's like the guy never used a hand drum, please hang on. It's all right, please just take just we reset the room for a second reset because that was fucking crazy What just happened is that's who's chosen? I mean come on in the lore of karate kid part. That's okay The guy he's he thinks he knows the actresses and Lady Chatterley part two Yeah, so they're both Cobra Kai on the show He's part two. Yeah. Ay, yi. Yeah, so they're both Cobra Kai on the show.

They're sort of enemies. She doesn't like his style, he doesn't like hers, and she was also in love with Chosen, old Chosen, who was the originator of the Butterfly Night in Friday Kid 2, Jacob. But it was weird to have them getting together. That was like a strange sell in the show. He's an old, he's become an old guy. to have them getting together. That was like a strange cell in the show. Yeah. He's an old, he's become an old guy.

He was a handsome young Asian fella, chosen. In the part two, part two? Yeah. Good looking guy. Yeah, pretty good looking guy. Well she's... Until he was getting hit in the face and they had that pathetic like, oh, oh. She dresses him down on camera.

Really? Yeah. Dresses him down. Dresses him down, but when he says, I'm sorry, he keeps, she keeps going and going and going. And he's just like, and he sees the camera, and he understands that it's a different time, and he's like, I made a mistake, and I'm sorry. And she's like, why would you, I mean,

you gotta watch it. She doesn't let up. Yeah, I mean, it's uncomfortable. She wouldn't dare talk that shit in Okinawa. If this was Okinawa, he'd have fucking put five across her face. This was 10 years ago, she wouldn't talk like this. He just has to stand there and take it.

But here's the thing. He goes, if we were in a dojo right now, I'd fucking put you in the chest. But she's got a bunch of dudes around her on her side too. So everybody's against this guy. Nobody's on his side. This is Cobra Kai star. He bit me.

Well, Cagney and Lacey star also. That's true. That's right, I know him from. Were you guys in the Tyne Daily and Cagney and Lacey? No. I don't think I and Cagney and Lacey? No. I don't think I liked Cagney or Lacey. No.

They were just good cops. Yeah, they did their job. Can I tell you, I respected them for their work. Sure. I really did. Nothing about that show was to make you give a fuck about the looks of Cagney and or Lacey. It was all about the work. It was all about the work I mean even even detective Olivia Benson

they tried to sex here up a couple years there before she you know grew into an old fucking rotten apple I'm sorry I don't know what's going in your brain but for you to get outraged at me is completely and utterly inappropriate and honestly I'm ashamed of your dignity as an 80 year old man to scream at a lady that you just bit actress Alicia Hanna that wasn't the actress no that was the actress okay so what happened was I watched this I forgot about this part this is what he probably did he fucked around bitter. She came at him like, what the fuck? And he tried to alpha male, 1980, 75. Shut the fuck up.

She didn't even talk, she just swept the leg, if you ask me. And he probably got angry at her for getting mad at him for doing something ridiculous. Shut up, ching chong. Yeah, exactly. And she probably, and then she didn't give up. And it's like, you're fucking nuts.

And that's when the camera... Why don't you rickshaw me to the next booth, you oppsing? And she, and he, she's getting mad at him for getting mad at her for getting mad at him. But that in the hat is her. I believe that's her. That in the hat is her. Okay, that's all I could say is from behind. Yeah. There's another angle where she's- It's much more young,

it's a much more young, funky look than I thought she was gonna have. Well- Oh, there she is. Yeah, yeah, perfect. That's a better profile. Better shot. I'm trying to get the TMZ video. It's not loading. And he's like in old karate gear. But look at these guys next to him.

They're all- What are you talking about? He's in Cobra Kai warmups, dude. That's what I'm saying, but it's him. I feel so bad, even though he bit somebody all He's in Cobra Kai warm-ups, dude. So I'm saying but it's him I feel so bad even though he bit somebody like but look at come on all these guys are holding their arms back Don't hit her by the way. Don't hit her. It's not it's not the 80s. Hold your arm. No, I don't know I feel like by the way, she's so hot and angry. It looks like they're all actually covering their dick. So you'll get boners All three guys that are staying there are covering their dicks with their hands or clipboards trying not to get boners while she dresses them down.

And you stupid, and you got a little dick too. Keep talking. I'm going to spit in your mouth. Very clear with witnesses. She doesn't talk like that at all. No, she does not. She has an English accent actually. You spit in my mouth.

It wasn't what she said,, actually. You spit my mouth. Was not. Wasn't what she said, turns out. You know what? You know what? I'm starting to think that my Asian impression might not be as dead as long as I keep telling people it is. Sir, we work together. We shake hands.

We do photo ops. We get along. When have I ever bit you? Biting is an offense. That's why I've brought this gentleman here to speak to you, because you think you have done nothing wrong. That's why I brought this gentleman here to speak to you because you think You have done nothing wrong. It's so funny though. What would Crew with me whatever cause you to bite

Like a almost what I'm saying, that's why I'm trying to guess like were they taking a picture and like she's holding something And like he's like, you know, actually he's biting her hand like put his actual teeth on her hand and like because again This could be there are by the way, I'm all for and he's just like, you know, he's just like, you know, he's just like, you know, he's just like, you know, he's just like, you know, he's just like, you know, he's just like, you know, he's just like, you know, he's just like, you know, he's just like, you know,

he's just like, you know, he's just like, you know, he's just like, you know, he's just like, you know, he's just like, you know, he's just like, you know, he's just like, you know, he's just like, you know,

he's just like, you know, he's just like, you know, he's just like, you know, he's just like, you know, he's just like, you know, he's just like, you know, he's just like, you know, he's just like, you know, he's just like, you know, he's just like, you know, he's just like, whoa, why the touch? You see Trump the other day, he was talking, talking to the president of another country who's a woman, he's like, you're very pretty, I can't say that,

I'm not supposed to call you pretty, but you are pretty. You're very pretty. I'd like to see your lips wrapped around my ding dong. It's like, he's such a piece of shit. It's like, you're very pretty, I'd fuck ya. I'm not supposed to say that, but. But I would, just know I would. You have options, baby. options baby, but this this

This is nuts, so he probably did something joking around took it too far you bite hand But he bitter and make angry back Everybody knows that once you bite a Chinese lady. You're hungry a couple minutes later. Whoa Thanks, Christine Thanks, Lou. Turn it up. Turn it up. She wants to pursue charges. I'd like to understand why you did that whoa thanks christine thanks with her up to her she wants to person charges i'd like to understand why you did that

i'm really i apologize i was just playing because we're very grateful for the other and i think that too hard and i think that you know i don't know i don't know we do not play like that I I was no I apologize no so no humiliating I don't know human thank God the show's over thank how

they ended it because that's humiliating do you know how bad he wants to go hey go fuck yourself seriously yeah I was joking you asshole I'd be a little too hard I'm sorry it really goes I'm sorry shouldn't I'm sorry stop asshole. I think a little too hard. I'm sorry. It really goes. I'm sorry. Shouldn't I'm sorry Stop this. I'm sorry. It'll never happen again. I thought was playing around. I'm sorry. She's like no no no I brought another guy over here to talk a little shit Please please play more So what world do we like where to bite and leave a mark on her, which is visible? That's super not cool and I don't know if the...

It's felony assault? That's super not cool. I want to be very clear with witnesses. The fact that she knows it's felony assault makes me, it just sucks. Is that the first time she said it? Is that a throwing knife in her back pocket? No, it's a Chinese star. Oh, shit.

And a fan. She has a fan that she can kill you with. With the fan. Oh, it's like a razor sharp fan. Yeah,arp. Yeah, she and it comes out and she can slice you now man. He's like, oh, come on dick Don't get hard. Don't get hard What have you just he just did the karate kid kick right in her chest crane kick her out of the shot. I Mean he's wrong. He's gonna go to jail for it, but I'd accept it He's like listen, you know what let's go If do right, no can defend.

What is the bite technique? Please play more. I want to be very clear in front of everyone here. Martin, you think it's funny to play with people. We are colleagues. I have played with you on set. We've danced, we've worked together, we've shaken hands, and I came to you as a colleague and I said to your son, hey, can you tell your dad not to bite me? I'm not going to the cops, I'm not going to anyone.

He says, I'm sorry, I said it's not his fault, just tell your dad he can't bite me. Now in the realm of what is normal and reasonable, and I don't know if you understand that, that's called civility and camaraderie, and it's called colleagues, friendship, that's what that is. is I came to you without benefit of the doubt then I came to Your face I said money I said it very gently to you money You may not bite me it hurt you there's no you try to justify because they don't think you understand But you cannot bite other humans, so I'm sorry. I don't know what this is shit I don't think you go. I don't think you understand you can't buy other humans either. This is shit though eight minutes of her dressing I don't think he understands you can't bite other humans either. This is shit though.

Just eight minutes of her dressing him down. I love it. Here's the thing. You know you really can't bite somebody, but you can. You know what I mean? Sure you can. I've bitten Dawn. No, but I mean not even that.

You've bitten me probably or something. Do you know what I mean? How many of my friends that I've bitten through their shirt or something on their arm, but I mean fucking around. Yeah. Very strange. I want to bite you like fucking around. Yeah. Very strange. I want to bite you every time I see you. I know, I'm very biteable.

You get outraged at me, it's completely and utterly inappropriate and honestly, I'm ashamed of your dignity. The guy going by on the scooter is my favorite. Whoop. I know he's in the wrong. Whoop, coming through. But, oh, come on. No, he's in the wrong, but punishment fit the crime, man.

Come on. He wants to take it. And by the way, this is the thing, if she's going like, there's a, we have a history of problems like this. It's, you take it, it's, it's literally the thing and he's like, if they really do have that history together, like he's probably sitting there going, this is fucking crazy where we're at right now. You're right.

We worked together for two seasons of a thing. Like I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I was fucking around. If you hate that, I should should have fucking it was a dumb move by me. Yeah, let's fuck Can we get the fuck on our lives? Yeah, it'll zero never ever happen again Scream at a lady that you just bit. Yeah, he's screaming Okay. Well now we're now we're now we're cooking with gas. I'll tell you what they were talking turkey He tried to alpha male her out of her complaint by going shock. What the fuck? It's just a bob kidding with you I love and she went what motherfucker? Different time bitch. This is two thousand twenty five. He's still gonna be talking if he took it that lightly

He probably didn't realize how upset she was I think she could have discussed but by the way Martin Kove may be a deplorable piece of shit who you can't talk to like this. And maybe this is what he deserves. I don't care. I'm thrilled she did it because this is great for me. I don't give a fuck about Martin Cove. Sensei John Crease now. I know that guy just believes in those kids, but this guy could be a total piece of shit. So I like happening to him, whether he deserves it or not.

I just feel this is a thing that can get out of hand and I'm talking about Purposely touching a girl's lower back when you walk by all those creepy things they would describe is that bad are things apparently yeah It's never my jam Christine. I apologize never my jam or but like going up to someone I don't know very well and like shoulder rubbing like I would think it's weird anyway But I think it's also something you could probably be like. Is that bad too? It's also bad. DJ Lou, I apologize to you too. Okay, and then following people into the bathroom on purpose to watch them pee.

Is that bad? That's also. Jacob, I'm so sorry. Okay, Bobby, you're gonna have to really start watching your ass around here. All right, man, well I'm watching other people's asses, but is that bad? Asking someone to watch you in freestyle rap

while you take a shit is something you can't do at work Why it's a music thing though? Yeah, it's be can't do it. Okay, I'll stop. I said I'm sorry I'll say you're gonna probably just a black lou for that one I really tried to set it up to by giving you freestyle rap in the corner if he was here. I would have damn. Oh Sorry, Martin Cove guy fought and betrayed John Ram Rambo now he's to put up with this nonsense He believes that he deserves it but It's a he's from a different generation of moviemaking when you could definitely Fucking bite a chick and then tell her to shut up

I'm saying if he did that if he's she's saying screened her and told her to kinda like fucking fuck off with it, then sure, then fuck him. But I mean, it is still funny to watch him, like once the camera's on, now he's kinda like, shit. He's literally understanding that he's the- I forgot cell phones exist. Those little- Could you imagine what Cagney and Lacey would have said

if cell phones were around? Tyne Daly, I bit Tyne Diley in 1987. What's the big deal? This sucks that he's getting dressed down with her stupid hat on her head. Fucking wool hat assholes. Get out of here fucking SSX. She's like a snowboard game character. Six minutes left of this dressing down. I love it. We work together, we shake hands, we do photo ops, we get along. When have I ever bit you? Biting is an offense. That's why I've brought this gentleman here to speak to you because you think you have done nothing wrong. You have committed assault on my body. So I don't know what realm of justice you live in

You think that that's in the realm of play I'll tell you that the one two four men that are standing here will dispute your idea of play My husband doesn't fight me nobody bites. Yes. He does. It is offensive It is undignified and it is assault. So I don't really care what your justification is, but right now you're gonna listen to this officer because I'm on the precipice of fury and it's in my own judgment. Fury?

You're on the precipice? Fury? What's fury? Is that a new movie? Presipice of fury. Because what you've done is committed assault and that's on camera. Everything that I just said.

What a fucking, this is a lot of dramatic acting she's putting on I mean she's I understand what she's saying but this is very and that's this and this is that and I'm on the precipice of I mean this is almost rehearsed isn't it weird that a vagina goes the other direction that's not true that's not a no that's not true come on I swear to God It's the same as all other vaginas Yeah She's Chinese right she Chinese. Oh, so she peas and cokes Got you. Okay Christine played up

That's in especially in today's day and age like I don't know If you were drinking or something, I don't know like I have never day and age like I don't know maybe if you were drinking or something I don't know like I have never once look man I know back in the day we used to get shitfaced and bite all these bitches we can't anymore bitches days are behind us my man biting bitches days is the best time in Hollywood shit went out with quail ouds yeah you can bite Goldie Hawn right in the fucking elbow no problem nothing right on laughing they had to make up over all the bite marks on our ass think Phyllis Diller got that face

Constant bukkake By the way, you don't want to mouth off on Martin Cove son's a big motherfucker, huh? He's a big guy Who's that little fat guy? Is that his agent? That's the those his sons now No, dude, that would suck so much to be the other one. But you know what? Listen the family that gets both gets boners together, right? He also looks so small there. Look he shrunk This is my beautiful amazing son, this is my fat turd, you know the DeVito and Schwarzenegger the families Drinking or something. I don't know like I have never once bit a person and I personally have been bit just in my line of work and it ain't fun and I didn't work with them.

I mean, now you've created this weirdness and potentially facing some legal ramifications. Come on. Come on. He didn't walk up to you and bite you in anger or rage. He bit you, you know, because you know, you're a cute little Chinese girl You know, I mean, I mean, how can you help yourself? You think she's pissed off cuz he was hungry again a half hour later. I did that joke but you did it better Nobody laughed Christine gave me a chuckle

I laughed and I was in queue Thanks again twice You know what when you do it when you do it that Chinese hungry joke 20 minutes later you gotta do it again, okay Gives him the answer. It's like you just say yeah, I'm 80 we bite women It's like you just say yeah, I'm 80 we bite women once for fun What's the does it by the bitch drop this please? Yeah, what was that word? I'm sorry people is this part of the what does it call again the ramp of ribaldry? This is nothing is it was ribaldry nothing. This is nowhere near the world No, we have to remember the word ribaldry because this is the Thursday show

Yeah, so we remember next week that we really have to start getting people to tell us tales of Ribaldry. Dude, I love Ribaldry. People are calling me with their tales of Ribaldry. Or if they have any Ribaldry in their house, maybe like an old, you know, Ribaldry could be like Antiques Roadshow also. Ribaldry could be people showing you old mugs and cups they have from the 18th century.

I came in this cup. Ribaldry. I'm not finding it has anybody, is there any video of the actual biting no no I think it was backstage like when they were ready to come out or something like that So I think that's what's happening is that I'm sorry I think what happened is they play around they probably goof around all the time and They

They messed around he took it too far which happens when you plant you the flirtation thing we were talking about on set. You know what I mean? You're not, look, she's not going to fuck him, but you probably- Can I show you what I'm picturing? Yeah. So I'm picturing- What I'm picturing?

Christine, come here. I thought you were going to do what I'm doing. Now you know what? Jacob, get over here. I want to do it on Jacob. I want to do it on Jacob. Makes more sense. Yeah, I mean, it is your girlfriend that you live with.

Right. That's what I'm saying. No, no, no, I'm saying it makes more sense because we're colleagues and the thing. Yeah, so play around a little bit. Let me get this on video. I couldn't imagine Jacob going up to Big Jim, wrapped in a fucking rape blanket. Yeah.

If I did simply this, we're walking out, we're getting ready to go out, right, this is backstage, correct? Yes. Somewhere? Yeah. So we're backstage and he goes, all right, you ready to do this? He goes, yeah, they're gonna kill me. How do you do it? Ah, come on, big guy, you know, like that. Yeah. That's what I was pict somewhere. Yeah, so we're backstage and he goes are you ready to do this?

Come on big guy, you know like that. Yeah, that's what I was picturing. Yeah. Yeah, and then all of a sudden You left marks. Yeah And then I go I can leave more marks if you want bitch Those are the nice marks. I think that's what happened. Yeah telling big Jim. Yeah, I think so, too That's what I'm reading is what's a bite like? Jacob just got you fired for that. I have a video Jacob, $10,000. Jacob, that would be fucking awesome if you, if you took me down for that.

Oh, I don't know, I know it's wrong. I know he's in the wrong. I'm just looking at this. Well, I don't like this stance by the way. I don't like the diagonal, by the way I don't like I don't like the this the diagonal ass the diagonal ass lean When you diagonal your own ass, I like it his hands are in his pockets thumbs sticking out And he's not you know one ass cheek. He's at the point where it's like I'm gonna he's over it. He's over it He said he's sorry. I apologize. I fucked up

But I think the problem is he yeah She called him on it and then he tried to bitch her out of it and that shit don't work anymore. You can't bitch a chick out of, you know what I mean? Well back in the day, you're like, shut the fuck up, I'll get you fired off this thing. I can out bitch a chick though.

You can't. Sure I can. You can't? Really? Yes. All right. Yes, I would have not just eaten this shit. We we have to hear he says I didn't hear his response He's getting ready to talk. He just keeps being

Yeah, I think he yelled at her and now he's she's coming back with ways on camera now. Yeah This is so funny. Looks like you get caught What pause it what if he was like son I'm gonna find out if she'll have sex with you while I watch and masturbate. And he goes, you're just gonna ask her that? He goes, I'm gonna put out a feeler first. I'm gonna give her a little playful bite on the arm and see how she responds to that.

Yeah. Son, abort, abort, it's not going great. Tell the fat son to leave too. The fat son can't watch either. Yeah, so that's what he did. He got mad. So it's a thing though. It's like you do something wrong, the kids do it.

You immediately get mad at the person who's mad at you for you do something. Try to get them to be, shame them out of their anger, but that wasn't happening with this chick. She's like, no, fuck you, went and got the cops. So please, more video please. Do not bite me Marty, that's not cool. For you to turn around in your ridiculous,

ridiculous attitude to me and tell me I'm offended that you would come to me, I'm outraged that you would come to me. That's weird, that is a weird response. I'm ashamed of you. Your behavior is childish and stupid. Yeah because he's the one. Oh so he, when he heard she was complaining,

he went too big, he started going, you're mad at me? I'm mad that you would even make this an issue. So he tried to get her to cower down. He tried to alpha male her, I'm the star, I'm the star on the show, you're coming in last two seasons, fuck you. You can tell by her accent too.

She didn't grow up in feudal China where they tied up her feet and made her subservient. This chick got to the free land over to Europe, it seems, England. Australia. Oh God, it's a prison colony out there. It's a free for all. It's crazy.

And that means that her ancestors were Asian murderers or something that were sent there. But he's called. She's a piece of shit. Biter. He's number probably three on the call sheet. Yeah, she's number seven, eight. You know what I mean? Yeah, sure. She's sharing a trailer with somebody. He's got like a double banger.

You know what I mean? Or a single banger. She's in a triple banger or one of those little honeycomb ones where she sticks her head. We don't know. None of us know what you're talking about Bobby stuff trying to brag you've been on so many. I'm sorry, dude I'm sorry. I thought you knew about the word of those honeycombs. How dare you I'm in the movies you have the first position so when you get the script like I've been Number one on the call sheet that have you know important And yet you sit here with me, well I'm. 3 p.m. on a fucking Tuesday. I'm not saying it went well.

But I'm also. And yet here we find ourselves with a disinterested Jacob. A tired cackling Christine. A tired cackling Christine. And a swollen fingered Lou. A swollen fingered Lou. So.

Even our black friend won't hang out with us anymore. So there's the call sheet, you understand that. Of course. Who that is. So everybody has a position, and when you look on the call sheet, if you're number one, they're gonna get treated way better than number eight, right?

And you get a trailer to that. So most ones or twos get their own trailer, right? And most sixes and sevens have to share a trailer with somebody else. A double banger is two trailers in one. A triple banger is three trailers in one. And the honey wagons are like five trailers in one for a lot of one day players,

where it's just a little bed and your head goes on the wall and there's no bathroom. Yeah, so. So she's probably a little bed and your head goes on the wall and there's no bathroom. Yeah, so. So she's probably a triple banger, Sharon a triple, and this guy thinks he's the shit, and he tried to go fuck you bitch, and she was like, whatever. I'm thinking back to Z Rock,

that was probably my highest and I was five. Five on the call sheet. Always, yeah. That's great. Well, not always. Season two, definitely. Yeah, five on the call sheet's great. Season one, they didn't know I was gonna be in the show so much. Top, yeah. That's great. Well, not always. Season two, definitely. Yeah, five on the call sheet's great.

Season one, they didn't know I was gonna be in the show so much. Top seven, top eight is good. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's great. I was six on the call sheet, six. I mean, you see, dude, they were just feeding me makeup artists to fuck.

Bobby, you had a nice, nice double trailer. I've had a double banger a couple times. So what's it like in there? It's nice, right? Yeah, when you had a double banger a couple times. So what's it like in there? It's nice, right? When you get a double banger, you get your own bathroom, you get a TV, radio, you get a recliner, and a bed, like couch bed that you can pull out. And your wardrobe is put in there every morning

so you don't have to go to wardrobe. You can definitely bite a bitch. You can certainly bite a bitch. You can bite a bitch. You can bite anyone you want on set, I think. Food? I think if you're in top eight, you can bite anyone you want on set.

Well, you get a PA and they go, Mr. Kelly, do you want anything? And you tell them to go get you breakfast. And they will. They'll bring your breakfast back to your trailer. From craft service or they'll go to a shop and get something? They'll go to catering or whatever you want, but usually catering.

They'll go to catering and get you whatever you need, coffee or whatever, you know, yeah nice life Yeah, thank you for coming. I like mr. Kelly and yet Here he sits with you. I'm here with you What in the Christ happened this shit happened in Hollywood Son I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, know. At the lake. I know, I know, I remember that, yeah. I had a, get it. I remember several times, guys threatened you in front of him and you were like, oh, strong, Jesus turned around. Jesus walked away.

You have to tell him that. That's why you got religious? Yeah, that's why I got God. Yeah, this guy's son right now is so angry. His brow is, his brow is like, you're a fucking asshole. Both of them. I mean, look how furrowed that is. He's got Klingon bumps. Yeah, but the chubby gay son, he's back is like, you're a fucking asshole. Both of them. Look how furrowed that is. He's got Klingon bumps. Yeah, but the chubby gay son, he's back there like,

I understand where she's coming from. He goes, dad, I keep telling you, your biting thing's gonna get your ass busted one day. Can't just bite me. And here we are, of course, and now I have to watch it, and I'm getting a boner. She comes off so over the top in this, like ridiculous, but I wish that there was video.

You think she deserved it. Christine, you heard it first. Christine thinks she deserved it. It's not about deserving it. I just wish there was video of the way he talked to her first. I'm just seeing her dressing him down and you know, what did he say? She was asking for it. She was asking. By the way, it is her retelling. She goes, all I did was went to your son and said, hey, can you tell your daddy can't really bite me like that anymore? And it's like, that's her retelling of it. Whereas like she might have went over irate to the sun screaming at him. And that's when he started yelling at her. Either way, I think Martin Kov should have handled this a bazillion times better. I tell you, if you're going to bite her, kill her.

Hands, Bobby. I yeah, doing these animated, like the whole thing. And she does perimeter hands. And then she kicks through it, because she's kicking down that door for all women. This is all what it is. He did it, she came at him, he was like, go fuck yourself, relax bitch. And she was like, what motherfucker?

And now she's coming back with all, she knows it, you can't do that anymore, you can't bite bitches anymore You can't buy bitches I know I heard he fold he put his hands in front of him when a socialie Which is fucked up that is actually not cool to do you shouldn't do that when she's mad at you She goes you bit me. Oh you bit me. I can't believe you bit me He should have been like oh you bite me back and pull his wiener out Here bite me back Here, bite me back. Bite my son while you're at it. Hey, if you wouldn't mind biting these two guys through.

Ooh, a little more. Lower. She has some stupid script in her head too. That's probably the rules and sag regulations that she read up. Or no, yeah, it's the fucking- I think those are her bullet points that she- her dressing down bullet points, Bobby. It sucks. She was, oh yes. Oh yeah, it's the fucking- I think those were her bullet points, her dressing down bullet points, Bobby. Oh yes, and she's reading it like fucking,

Kevin Bacon read the Bible in Footloose. And also, you broke code 462 of Comic-Con. I would have loved to been in the circle with these three dudes right after she walks away, just to hear them go, this fucking fucker. I would've, if I was in the background, you would've seen me sit on one of the benches and start smoking and I'd go,

it's the only place you can smoke. And just keep looking back and forth. Whoa, you did? Her husband, I wonder if her husband's fucking, just some jack Chinese guy. Bring us such a ditz oner. He's 60, Sebastian Roach, he's an English actor. You've seen him.

How old is she? 37. He's 60, and she's not into biting? Oh, he can't bite her, his teeth will come out. Why do I talk like this to him, I'm white the guy. Now he's actually pretty good looking, but 60, Jesus Christ. Sure.

Wow, those French fries, McDonald's? Yeah, and I'll be honest, I thought she was older than 37. Oh, he is? Yeah, what was he in? He's been in a lot of stuff. Yeah. He's an actor? Yeah.

He can't fuck, he can't defend her. He has to just take it. Well, if do right, no can defend. Yeah. Yeah, he can't defend her. Oh man, he's afraid. He's going to go, all he can do is dress her. He can dress him down worse than she did.

Hey man, you don't bite girls, man. Hey man. Sensei John Kreese would fucking axe kick his shoulder off. Don't fuck around. Oh, he's in MacGyver? I take it all back, he's great. SVU. He was on, oh okay. He's been in a ton of stuff.

Well, only one episode SVU. You gotta be a really shitty actor to only get asked to be in one episode of Law and Order. You gotta be real shitty for that. I'm not taking a shot at you. You've been on several. No, I know, that's what I'm saying. No, no, I was taking, I agree with you.

If you don't get asked back to be it's the most I Thought it's like I auditioned once or twice never got anything and I never really auditioned that much But if you're a regular auditioner, I've heard you got to be pretty sure you have never gotten anything On a law and order because yeah because they they need to cast it immediately Yeah, so you literally audition and within 12 minutes from leaving Chelsea Piers. You either get the party you don't well It's also one of those shows you might leave and they go, they're not having you be the landlord, they're having you be the deli guy,

but it doesn't matter. Yeah. And they bring in people, and once you're in the circle, you're kind of in it, and they'll try to find ways to put you in it, yeah. Here's the thing with this guy. He is fucking raging out right now inside his head. He just wants to drink, I bet. He wants to fucking, he wants to really karate chop this chick.

He's probably like, how much longer do I have to stand here for this? This guy talked to a glass of whiskey that night a lot, where he was just spinning it and talking to it, even though people were with him. He was like, I don't know, man. It's not 1984 anymore, I'll tell you that. Back in the day. She's teaching him that biting's wrong,

like he's some crazy person that like can nowhere better on the street I'm saying like he knows biting's wrong like you guys are being playful. It went too far like Jesus Christ You know the time I kicked Rosie O'Donnell in the shin on that movie set Bitch didn't say nothing. She took it fucking nothing like a woman Tyne Daly take a beat and just wear long sleeve sweaters. Tyne Daly. Try to remember any other lady, it's not Cheryl. Cheryl Ladd. No, it wasn't Cheryl Ladd.

Who was it? Sharon Glass. Sharon Glass. Yeah. Doesn't it kinda sound like she's talking to a dog? Like, fighting bad. I know, and she's getting ready to hit him with a newspaper. You think she got a pep talk from her silly husband? You gotta say something.

The son, the problem tonight for Martin Kove is gonna be the muscular, handsome son. Because he's not all night, his dad eventually is gonna go, well it is what it is, it's over, so let's just drop it. He's gonna be like, that fucking bitch dude, the fucking, ooh, I wish I could get a hand on that fucking stupid 60 year old husband hers that is the Sun

If she disappears we know what happens Oh, dude. Yeah, the Cove boy went after her Go ahead, please more Oh, you pissed me off so much i'm standing with him and i'm weighing what I want to do about this What do I want to do about this? He doesn't know he knows that when I get pissed I get really pissed and right now Martin pause it I love it movies, but nothing makes me angry in person And when a girl tells you if she gets to 10 look out like what are you gonna do? You get me real but what are you gonna do this?

What are you possibly gonna do like what what you're thinking in your head is not what you can do to have that back you Up you go when I get pissed I get real pissed and I have ten guys who I can call that will come here with Baseball bats right now like you're saying it with the fury of that But what you mean is if I get pissed I'm gonna fucking punch you in the face and you're like now That can't be the ultimate threat That's the Sun. Yeah it is. Jesse Kove. God damn right. Is he Captain America?

In a shitty Captain America movie. Oh, Call of Duty Warzone. He's in a Call of Duty Warzone commercial. Is that a commercial? Or is that like a movie? A fan film maybe. The Kove boys doing fine. He also played dressing down guy.

Yeah, he also plays guy who sits there idly while his dad gets treated like a bitch by an Australian Asian. I mean, they are showing restraint. They're not saying a fucking word. They're very smart right now because the worst thing you can do is talk. What you really feel, what he really feels could do is talk. And say, what you really feel, what he really feels could squeak out. And you don't want him to squeak out.

Just shut up. I just wanna keep doing old man stuff. Just shut up. Yeah, that's why I said I wanna keep doing old man stuff. He goes, sweetheart, come over here and sit on my lap. I bet we could figure this out. But you know the cop wants to go, all right, relax, you fucking maniac.

I'm just like having to talk to the cops, be like, not without my lawyer. I'm not fucking talking to you. I've never bit anybody before, I don't know know any word he says is gonna extend the torture Yeah, I'm sorry. Are you sorry? Yeah So he just knows let her go. I made a mistake did you Did you keep going please I guarantee she goes how many other people have you bitten how many other women have been through this? I hope my bravery brings the others out

I guarantee there's a bunch of other people. There's a bunch of other women that this fucking creep is bitten over here She puts out a thank you for your support video after this. Oh, no. Oh, yeah Is that I want to finish this our time Christina Tyne Daly and Sharon Gless alive These are the first ones are coming I think Julia Roberts has a video. She's gonna put out this creep bit her on that Yeah, Martin Cove. This guy never stopped never stops bit biting people the girl Who played alley? Elizabeth Elizabeth shoe is gonna pop up and be like she's gonna be like yeah

And then and then the only one's gonna defend him is Johnny This is only defender fucking Johnny Johnny is Johnny gay No sure no I saw him. I'm not sure I saw him at an airport dude with another dude, and you're kissing no No, but they had a Danny like a he bite him no they had a gay Like a did he bite him? No they had a gay They had a gay vibe like I was like I think these guys are a couple I think they're together Why cuz they were roller-skating with hands in each other's back pockets

No, they weren't in an airport. No, that's crazy They weren't so they weren't doing that there was you know that Vaughn like we use somebody's so perfect dressed wise And they were kind of together, but they weren't You know what I mean? Like me and you at an airport There's a certain energy around but there was like a we're a couple like we're together Dang, I didn't know he might be with dudes. Could you look up if Johnny's gay? Yeah, can you look up if Johnny's gay? I get it if he is he's very attractive. So Jacob Sharon Glesson Tyne Dale, you know if they're alive or not I think Ty if he is he's very much like Jacob Sharon Gless and Tyne Dale you know if they're alive or not I think Tyne Dale he's dead Tyne Dale and Sharon Gless I think maybe both dead Wow maybe Martin Cove killed him they were about to come out

Oh, there's a conspiracy. She's 82. She's still kicking who is Tyne Dale Sharon glass, but Tyne Dale I think passed I want to say breast cancer Less but Tyne Daly I think passed I want to say breast cancer Well, I made that up then and guess what Christopher Cross is now a pedophile he never was accused of it either I've got that wrong once too. I love this from somebody that says you've handled it with such grace and strength and truth There's no grace about this. She's a fucking maniac. Oh, that was the husband. Oh, is that the husband? He's not gay He's married to a woman Bobby. Okay Well, I misread their connection. No, you just blew up his spot Let him know that he's going off for gay adventures. Oh, maybe he is and maybe maybe that's what I want

I'll tell you what I saw I saw him when I was in Florida last time because they were the Comic-con people were staying at the same hotel I was yeah, and Johnny walked out and my gams were on full display. He didn't look over twice Yeah, he might not be into that type of awesome calf School sucks! I shut out of here! Sucks! Welcome back to the Modfire Faction Talks Series XM103. Big Jokers and Robert Kelly and now Jacob.

You son of a- what have you done? He's so upset about this Martin Cove thing. He can't let it go. Alright? It's not you. It didn't happen to you. Let's get back to the video. I need more of this.

You have left a mark on my buddy. A mark? Which in your 80-year-old brain you think is plain. This is what I suck about this. She keeps insulting him, calling him a fucking 80-year-old, which is kind of like a dick move. It's like we get it. How old is he? 78. She had it a couple of years. She keeps talking.

That's on purpose. That's a mean dick move. That's really on purpose. Yeah. We get it. Big time on purpose. That's a mean dick move. That's really on purpose. Yeah, we get it. Big time on purpose. That's like a thing when you argue with somebody, they want you to, they want to trigger you, they keep insulting you subtly,

so you snap so that people can see the biter come out, just runs over and bites her neck. That's what she's trying to do. She definitely wants to get him. She wants to get him. Cause he's like, I want you to yell on camera like you just yelled at me before. Right, the way you did.

Which I get, you know? You're like, man, I wish somebody had fucking taken a video of that. Take your fingers and make those eyes you made when you were laying on me before. Are you mad because I beat you? Oh, so sorry. I said so sorry so many times. How can you see me beat you? I don't even look at your eyes.

But he is being very smart about all this. Yeah, he is. Just by fucking shutting up. I love that we're taking his side. Let's make no mistake about this. What he did was wrong, but she is so unlikable. And I feel no thing to get behind her. I really, my thing would be on this.

Like, he said he's sorry He's an old fucking doofus move on with your life stop What are you doing? He's like we're trying to fucking like your comic-con you don't charges or don't but go away But also he beat you with fake teeth. How are you? Sometimes my dentures get away from here. We go. Here we go Sometimes my dentures get away from here we go here we go Bitch about my bite marks. She likes to go to comic-con. She says she's gonna see Boba Fett. Here we go Here we go here Here we go. Responsibility.

Okay. By God. Don't even try. No, no. How do we resolve the... Back to the office, that's it. 100% up to you. Pause again.

Comic Con problems are funny though. You're like, what happened? It's like, the new swamp thing bit me. It's always like some... All your tragedies have happened from somebody from hilarious things The iron sheik's son raped me what the guy who plays chubaca Chris evans lighting double for captain america, uh squeeze my tit in an elevator I squeeze my tit in an elevator. Thank you.

Honestly, if it was another venue and another person, you probably would have really irate. Look at all these old ladies, all these old people that have fans that are coming up behind and looking over at this nightmare happening. He's about to tell him, do you hear what he's telling him? What? He's like, normally something like this would happen. I think he's telling Martin Kove, right? Because normally, you'd have an irate husband here coming after you. Do you hear what he's telling him? What? He's like, normally something like this would happen. I think he's telling Martin Kove, right? He goes, normally if this were him, you'd have an irate husband here coming after you.

Yeah, but that guy you're marrying. A little pick squeak? That guy, she's married to an actor where he's just gonna come and berate you like her. He's like, well, I wish he would. He, can I tell you something? Martin Kove at 78 would rather fight her husband, who's 60, than deal with any of this for five more seconds.

You are the victim. Thank you. Well, honestly, if it was another venue and another person, you'd probably have a really eye-winked husband to deal with too. That is my husband. I know that, I know, I know. That's what I'm saying.

Yeah, but he's a sissy, he's just sitting there letting you be the man. Oh! The guy's there. He's right there. Oh, God! He's like, why didn't you be the man. He's right there. Oh, God. He's like, why didn't your man take care of this? Oh, my God. Oh, fuck.

Fuck him and fuck her. This changes everything. This changes everything, dude. Dude, she is, she dominates that house. He is so attracted to her because she's hot. He's so attracted to her that he deals with every little bit she's done this in supermarkets the cop doesn't he's like this this girl next to me is your husband he's been sitting there the whole time and this cop is like listen man you're

lucky her husband is here because you get the shit oh this is your husband over here he goes the gentleman over there wearing dress shoes and no socks the guy said normally there would be an irate husband here no that is my husband she goes he goes I know normally I'm saying they'd be irate but for some reason this nanny's just sitting around fucking waiting for this ass is checking his likes on Instagram

uh I just got two more likes honey I just got a script for a new film Drew Barrymore just followed me. Look at the person in the jazzy behind. They're all in the little scooters. That's fucking great, dude. That's fucking Sato. That's my husband.

That is my husband. I know that. I know. I know. That's my husband in the jazzy back there. Hey. Dude, he goes, I know. I know.

No, you didn't. No, you didn't, no. The guy in the jazz going to pull me goes if that was my wife I'd have dropped this asshole. This guy's a bit of a bitch. I'm from the greatest generation. Oh if someone bit my lady I'd clobber you way multiple jazzies Me yeah, don't like for use with a toucher He went to grab her arm and go listen don't turn away from me bitch. He goes a man's talking Look me in the eyes. Yeah, open your eyes. I said open your eyes open your eyes open okay yes I respect and then took in what you said yes what happened I'm not here to try and say what he did was right yeah if anything but I approached you calmly

and I told you yes you did I kept it and I now you've made it a whole fucking to do so what was the point of telling me calmly if you were gonna go cartwheeling outside and fucking yelling in front of a bunch Of handicapped people that my that my dad's a rapist This asshole no, but this is this this scene is already bigger than what's happened No, this did this it we didn't see this scene before this is the key She was like, hey man, tell you dad not to bite me anymore out on the floor, I just don't want that. And he said, dad, you can't. And he's like, ah, fuck that.

Bring her over, I'll give her a slap, straighten her shit out. Yeah, this guy's, you know this guy's a racist piece of shit. Massaging his mom. It's from a different time. There's no way this guy gives a fuck about it, and he's definitely a piece of shit. And he flipped out and then she came back and said fuck you

And brought the cops and now he's keeping his trap shut. She has never had a man talk back to her. Yeah Oh, no This was a first and man to that infuriate her This is the first time a woman's talked back to this guy. Wait, does he start talking? No You know, maybe he's maybe he's in character. Maybe because you know, he was in Vietnam. John Kreese. John Kreese. He was in Vietnam. He wouldn't take any of this. No. He's about to start talking guys. Oh no. Yeah, let it go. I thought about it and I told you that I would talk to him. And I said we're just gonna have a quiet conversation

when Ladi wasn't even gonna involve Rick because Rick's busy. So we all went about this in an adult way until a child came into the conversation and chose to throw a tantrum that he was being Disciplined for an illegal action is that you're right Martin Yeah, you have no like Let me finish, bitch I'd like to say something you gotta get a fucking word in she's trying to get she knows She knows where where this guy is. Where his, you know what I mean? She's trying to get him back there.

If she can just get him back to where he was, she wins every, she wins it all. I'd like to start off by saying Confucius had less to say than this lady. I think the, I think the guy in the back with the backpack is just like a comic-con handler. He's not going anywhere. He's like I'm watching this.

Confucius understood economy of words more than this chick. Just to see and to apologize, I was coming into the green room to see you. I was going in and he grabbed to see you where I was going and he Grabbed me first and I want to know I was thinking about that the whole time because Therapy we must indulge in because like I'm having to do your emotional work because you weren't smart enough to say to me babe So sorry, I was again. She just said I had to do your emotional work He doesn't even know what that fucking means

Do you know what this treatment you know what she just said that was interesting go back to make sure like two seconds She goes you couldn't have said to me You can have said to me babe. I'm sorry babe now if he would have just said I'm sorry right away, and it was babe. I bet that would have been a problem also I'm having to do your emotional work because you weren't smart enough to say to me babe. So sorry I won't bite you again. That was really wrong of me It would have been if you said she was you bit me harder, babe. I won't do it again Yeah, she knows who he is though. That's a babe. Listen. Listen dollface listen dollface

Hey, hey chickadee. I won't do it again. I'm sorry right get you a little to show over here We would have all had a nice day. But because of your inability to process your negative emotions, I have to stand here with the policeman. I am so tired. I process it, darling. I really want, darling. No. That I'm ashamed. Good.

That I did something like that, okay? And when you were going on telling me this, I got it. I really got it. Yeah, but you got mad. You got mad. You yelled at me. Motherfucker You got mad. You got mad. You yelled at me. I didn't really get it. Oh, fucker, you yelled at me. Whoa.

You yelled at me. You got mad. You're the audacity. Whoa, whoa, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. He's losing his cool. She's got him. She's got him. Yeah, yeah. If she can just push him a little.

If she can just stay on point and she's about to let him off the hook. But if she can just stay on point and keep interrupting him and pushing him and call him 80 one more time He's gonna crack it right? Well, he's making the faces for sure of getting to like but doesn't matter what he says from here on out Where you say she's got him? Yeah, and you're right is cuz the faces already say a lot of people gonna go He doesn't feel bad. He just wants her to shut the fuck up and I'm like, yeah, he's starting to show that now He's like bitch. I don't know what else to tell you. Let's go to court. Let me tell you right now, a woman's greatest technique that they use is interruption.

Oh, I thought it was her periods. No, it's not that. They interrupt. So if you start talking, if you did something wrong, Jay, say you did something wrong. Sure. And you just start to apologize for it. Hey, listen, I fucked up.

I know you did. I know you did, but that's what hurts me, Jay. So I mean. Right, but I'm saying. I know, I know, but you always just say. But I did. I get it. I get it, I get it, but you know what?

It doesn't affect the way that it makes me feel. But the thing is, I still wanna tell you that. I know, but you, can I just say something? Can I say something? That when you do this, it really messes me up. Yeah, oh, okay. There you go now It's my fault come back to your fucking dojo with your goddamn family and get She's got him yeah, go ahead, please play

Yes, you are in the wrong I'm yelling now and I'm stirring the pot. And it sucks, doesn't it? I do understand why he started yelling right away. I don't get it. But that's why he is dumb as shit. He is an old piece of shit. He's an old piece of shit from back in the day.

And he probably was drunk. He's probably like that dude who drinks during the day. He's a little fucked up. I mean, he's wearing a tracksuit. He's fucking out of his mind. He's wearing a tracksuit top and tight jeans. Yeah. He's wearing a pinky ring. This guy's from another generation. You could have bypassed this, Marty. Don't ever piss me off like this. I'm very sorry that I got angry because I was indulging in something improper by doing that.

And- Indulging's a weird word. I'm very sincerely sorry that not only did I get angry, but that I somewhat did something- You have lots of moths on my arms. You want me to hit you too? Oh boy. The only reason I don't serve

is because you are a senior citizen and I respect you. Oh! She's going for it. She's going for it! She's going for it. She's going for it. She's going for it. She's going for it, dude. She's going for the win.

If you were 50, I would've decked you. If you were my husband's age, no, he's 60. If you were my brother's age. Jeez, if you were 50, I'd have decked you. She's trying to get it. She's going to say the H a few more times, and she did it. She's gonna wait a minute. She's gonna do more I think she's gonna do I didn't hit you cuz you're a senior citizen By the way, the Sun's gotta eat it too and the husband the Sun should start threatening the husband

Shit look at his hands. You can't make a fish. I should be like the only reason I'm not beating up your husband He's a senior citizen. Oh This time really took it all Yeah, you should be thankful that I know if my husband was a man Then he'd be saying stuff to you too right now, but he hasn't said a word the whole time I'm yelling at my husband wasn't drinking a lime Ricky like a fucking dandy over in the corner She he hasn't said fucking boo this whole time. I'm her husband. He knows better.

Or when she was my husband's over there, he went, no, no, no, no, don't get me. Have you seen my ass? Some lessons that you teach. I truly am sorry that I had that attitude and I'm also very sorry. I'm sorry that I had that attitude and I'm also very sorry that I did that. You gotta agree. I didn't, you know, I'm sorry. But you gotta understand the consequences of your actions. I have never disrespected your boundaries at work.

You are kind of destroying friendships. Yeah, I've never disrespected you at work. Ever. Oh, he does. What is he gonna do? When have I ever? Oh, I mean, what the fuck? How many? But he does. He fucked up but he does he fucked up he knows he fucked up We fucked up. Here's the thing the bite was stupid. It seems like it could have ended at her Just like she said something to the Sun You know that the fact that he went and started bitching at her right away is pretty fucking crazy

So it's like husband and you just did that to the wrong chick because this chick's gonna make it like the thing But she did it she did it she wears the pants of the family. The husband is, he yelled at her in front of the husband, and the husband didn't grab him by the neck. Because if somebody yelled at Dawn like that in front of me, first of all, if you said, the guy bit me, I'd be like, who the fuck? Gotta go say something about that.

I go say something about that, and if he yelled at me, I would fucking pull that shirt over his head and fuckin' hockey punch him right in the face. And there you go. But even when he yelled, he didn't say shit. No, he's just eatin' it. He's just, honey, get the police. He gotta go get the cops.

Go ahead. We got another message. Ever, ever, ever, trust you at work, ever. It's something that you really, you're very bad at. Oh, he took a deep breath. You bit me. It's insane, man.

It's insane. When have we ever done this on set? Never. Never. Actually, what she's holding is pretty gross. It's her money pouch from like, signing stuff and everything. Oh, is it? Yeah.

That sucks. And it's got her name on it, yeah. And now we're standing here like this because you decided to defend your actions as pretty empty play There are rules and boundaries that you do not cross and we also don't call them Right now you're not free to go Privately about how we're gonna proceed Your Yeah, we're gonna figure out what an asshole we get it

do not do not stop talking yeah get a crime it not going to ever work good. I'm sorry that you find my love making me a crime This clock second doesn't know that he's in 2025 This is it he broke you finally got him she got See a turn away gum. Oh motherfuck you done. Yes. Oh Thanks, it's a crime. God, it's good for the last few seconds. Oh, God. You're an age, you cannot bite someone. It's not interpreted as a crime.

You have to learn English. It's not a crime. We're standing here with an office, because I'm so mad. It is a crime. He can take you away in handcuffs. It's not interpreted as a crime. You committed a crime.

Wow, dude. Holy balls. I'm never, it must suck to Be in anything anymore. You can't with women. Well, you just like back in the day I mean, I think it sucks for women too because Christine back me up on this. Isn't it kind of cool the flirt and You know bite and pull hair and joke are you into that? pull hair, and choke. Aren't you into that? At work?

Christina, aren't you into light choke play at work? Uh, not particularly. I know. I mean, I worked in restaurants, so restaurants are very flirtatious. Yeah. In an environment like this, like, I'm glad that there aren't a bunch of guys

calling me sweetie in the hallway, or sweetheart, or whatever. All right, listen, darling, bring my dates up. Anyways. Yeah, hey, Cupcake. They're all ready up. Hey, Cupcake, where's Bobby gonna be? Hey, Cupcake. Oh, Empire Comedy Club dates up. Anyways, yeah Hey cupcake Where's Bobby gonna be? Empire comedy club in Portland, Maine July 25th and 26

He will continue to add shows until they don't sell out Billy Joel style He will stay there for a month if it takes if the shows keep selling out It will be Saturday, maybe the longest residency ever in one place It's a small club. So I think we can fill this thing 20, 30 times over. I will be gone Saturday. And Bobby will continue to stay. He'll do the show remotely while he's taking care of the shows at Empire Comedy Club in Portland, Maine.

July 25th and 26th are the first two days, but let's see where it goes from there. You're gonna make me pee. Rochester after that, emails PA also an emails Bobby will continue to a residency there. I don't know where it is. Huh? I don't even know where it is, Pennsylvania Okay, but where I don't know but you're gonna get you're gonna let be able to tell us a lot about it after you have A fucking 17 show run over three months. It's amazing They never stop selling out for tickets and all tour dates go to punch up that live slash Robert Kelly Big joke is it's gonna be at the Comedy Zone in Charlotte

July 11th and the 12th after that in Tacoma, Los Angeles, Sacramento For all the tickets go to big J comedy comm sweet heart scroll it down a little bit so I can read that YouTube come on Princess dolphin right up that's down back up back up. There you go YouTube comm slash at big big Jay Okerson. Oh look, hey look at the dingbat, was able to do the right thing. Yeah, you know, they them, you know who they are, right? His specials are up there.

Dems. Where is it? It's by Bethlehem. Ooh, I like that. You do, that's where you got molested. No, I was been, no, I didn't get molested. Jesus Christ Bobby, I didn't mean to judge up a real memory. I didn't get molested. Oh Jesus Christ Bobby. I didn't mean to judge of a real memory Jacob what are you doing? Are you writing the things you would have said if you were Martin Cove your notes I would have said that a bitch

It's been a great week. We'll catch you guys Monday Happy Fourth of July! God bless America! Land that I love, stand beside her and guide her.