The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The Bonfire Buds (w/ Joe DeRosa & Sal Vulcano)

Episode Date: April 20, 2021

Joe DeRosa and Sal Vulcano stop by and chat about hotel etiquette with Big Jay. Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/Bonfire Follow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com@salvulcano & @joederosacomedy Taste Buds Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8IMRw6r8k_mNOCh3i3epw#CrackleCrackle 

We are back everybody to bonfire. Faction Talk series XM 103, Big J. Ocasin. Dan Soder, of course, out doing his thing, but he's going to be back on the roads and he's got some dates coming up everybody. Buffalo, Royas for PA, Dallas, Texas. Go to dansoder.com for all of his dates. He's off doing billions today, sitting in and form Joey Rose, his Joe De to danceta.com for all of his dates. He's off to him. Billions today sitting in for him, Joey Rose, as Joe DeRosa is here.

And now hanging out with us, one of our dear friends, you know, from the Ipractor with Joker's. But more importantly, from my heart, Savocana. Oh, hang on. Savocana is on, at all. There he is. God, that's my fault. Check, check, it's great to be back.

How's he sound? Lil good. Beautiful. Hey, Sal. Hey, Lou. How do I sound? He's having some baby. How's that sound? I think you're going to be like speaking of Dodge and Treppid. It's good. It's good to have you.

First time in a new place. Yes. I'm still soaking it all in, but let me tell you right now, my insides are doing a little dance. Yeah, we stepped it up from the back bedroom apartment. I mean, you know, it's gritty. Lowery's side was gritty. It's punk, you know. It is. It's you, but now as you transition into your toilet years. Mm-hmm. No, you're just more distinguished now and it beckons for a different

abode. And then this place is crisp and clean it is this is so fresh so clean in here yeah well we do have a you know we had this situation come up sound and I got to be honest with you I think we're still you might be telling a pack of lies what are you doing a pack of lies so four more I think it's four more lies when they travel together as a pack a cup of lies tall been a pack. Yes. A Covenant of Lies. It's all been a pack of lies. A vlog. Go go go go go go go go go go go. School of lies.

So Christine wrote an article today about blackouts, so it's a lot of half information. So the front page of the interre bang, she's not sure about any story, but she brings up all of them and then tells you she doesn't remember what happened. Should I was raped or maybe I don't know. I was half in and out of it. I think I loved them. I don't know I was half in an hour. I think I loved them. I don't know. Me too. I'm Armenian. Hey everyone I suck some Nazi dicks but more black dicks and evens out. Huh? Where was I? Did I fall asleep? Nazi dick. I was like that. Yeah. I thought you I know the drop. Plus

what you're seeing drops. What did I say? Lacing I've left way more black dick than Nazi dick. I can tell you that. Yeah, why don't you lay out a nice wall of things for, because here's what happens. I want to tell you something. My friends think I'm hard on Christine. They don't see her craziness. So I want them to hear, just lay a wall of drops on them, Lou. I fuck fives and sickses.

They're not great and bad. I mean, I've talked to way more black dick than Nazi dick. I can tell you that. In D. Ham, I just blew them once. One guy like couldn't stop trying to put it in my butt. Oh, there he is. I'm a dancer. On ironic guys.

That's when they rape you to show you what a homo you are. I know that one. I'm crazy about lines. I feel like anything out of context would sound crazy though. I love the role in context. My favorite part of that was wines was plural. Wine was plural. That was my favorite part. That's why I'm not design lines. Oh, you did say wines? No, design lines. Oh, I think so. I'm pretty about wines.

I thought you said wines. But I thought you were talking about rails. I think you're watching. Well, I'm bringing a microphone out here. And then you could talk. Yeah, bring a mic out. I must be. Sorry, guys.

My producer bones must be growing. Is the only thing that you have issue with the I'm a dancer? What is that? That seems to be in a sea, an island of its own, the dancing one. Yeah, she came in like when she said that, that day she was like, well, I'm a dancer, so like here's and now that gives credibility to what I'm about to say next And I remember what the pack of lies was now. It was weed that made it go away, but it's back now You know the pack of lies Christine is telling to her friend who's coming to pick up our 10-9-year-old That I just saw today we're giving away is

Stains that I wouldn't take from somebody by the way this mattress was offered to me first. I've insulted. I didn't know about this I saw it that was like because I was like, yeah, if I didn't buy just buy a new mattress I take a tempered aquatic mattress. It's a good course. You would I saw it Let me tell you something you shampoo that thing you throw a mattress topper on it good as new 3500 dollar mattress that's five years old that we got for 1100 Thank you very much. I know what if I were to tell you that she's told these people it's sweat But you can tell very much. What are you turning my mic down for? You were turning huh

Yeah, you're three, but you did something mine Steer clear Don't touch anything all right guys do good guys. You're fine. Easy you dip guys. Um sit back and hold your microphone you weirdo Shout out to the candidate at Christine, but uh no so we're giving this to our friend McCalla and it's got sweat stains on it. That's not sweat dude There's no way that's sweat Christine. It's like battery five girls she does dude, there's no way that's sweat, Christine. It looks like battery. Five girls she knows. Oh, my goodness.

I mean legit, that's what it is. It's fucking post-juice for sure. I was on a date. Okay. When I got the text from you for the offer. What's going? My date said to me, do you, that's a temper-peatic mattress for free, you should take it.

And I said, I just got a sleep number bed though. And she goes, are you still in the return window? And I go, yeah, and she goes, you should take that temperedic mattress and we're turning your sleep number bed. I like this, Cal. And I was like, yeah, it's a good idea. And then I had just a montage of horror flash through my brain of what's been done on that mattress. I just said, yeah. Just thought I'd towel. No, no, no, no, there's a

mattress protector that goes on it that gets washed and where the stains are, I do believe our sweat stains because it's a my lower back in Jay's neck, which is where we sweat when we're sweating. I had sweat. I had sweat. I had sweat stains on a mattress once and they did look like that Tell me I didn't realize you have crazy lower back Might be your sweat though. I know what side we slept on and honestly I I know what side we slept on. Honestly, I recently took all the sheets off my mattresses to wash them. And I see the stuff that looks like a battery, that's got to be some sweat, right?

That's what that is. I don't know what you do in your bedroom. Has Christine been coming all over your bed? No, it's not the coming five girls and macalamus. So, if I have it and you have it, it's got to be sweat. But no, I think that that I got to be honest my mattress could have been the comma five girls Macala no it's two We might have the same stains

Wait can you imagine so we have to do the marathon do we have the same stains? Oh we for sure some of the same thing Exhibiting the lower left side have the same stains. Oh, we for sure have some of the same things. Exhibit A. The lower left side. Yeah. Oh.

I think to play devil's advocate, this comes, a certain amount of this comes along with accepting a mattress. McCullough, does it, she wasn't born, shouldn't follow a turn up truck last night. Have you seen Michelle's paintings? I think she's scared of a little. I can't, but let me tell you something. When I tell you that like me, and I think you share this with me so we could play devil's ad all we want here But I'm telling you you like me if you said you would take that and you walked it and saw that you'd go

Maybe politely you take it and then tell the person in the truck goes do you feel like drive this into the fucking Hudson or and then tell the person in the truck, he goes, do you feel like drive this into the fucking Hudson, or burn it outside for homeless people, but there's no way that's, there's no way it's making from someone else's house to my house the way that looks. That's 100% correct.

And that would be my second or third line of defense. My first line of defense would be like, that's a twin, that's a twin? Because I thought you said, I need a twin. Oh, yeah, that's not gonna fit in my dammit. That's double twin Because I thought you said I thought I need a twin. Oh, yeah, that's not gonna fit my dammit Yeah, that's double what I need I it's impossible Yeah, oh when we talked I said yeah shit

Wait, this is a me that is my this a mattress I thought you wanted me a jacket Oh, I didn't prepare I don't even have a man in a van outside. You know what I'm remembering? I forgot to pay my rent. I'm gonna get him. Did I have a mattress? We're giving the couch to Rob Meyue,

our friend Rob Meyue. Now, Rob Meyue, there's a man that'll take a stained up mattress. Without question. Now see, now he's moving in with a girl. So, him moving in with a girl is gonna not take a mushed up mattress. Now if you're a guy, you come over to a girl's house and she's got a mattress that has some other girls

pussy juice all over it. Odds are, it's fine. Like if she takes that, then she, then she's a guy's not gonna see that on her bed and be like, well, I won't fuck you now. No one will ever see it because she'll have her own mattress protector and her own sheets on top of it. She's not sleeping on the mattress.

I'll tell you something that I shouldn't tell you out loud, but don't ever pull those two items off the bed in the hotel room. Yeah, oh my god, yeah. I mean, I know you know that, but maybe we choose not to think about it. Right, well, that's why I have to assume it's why they put, and I've complained about this a lot.

I may be on the show even, I don't like, I think that slips. No, there's no, there aren't fitted sheets in hotels anymore. They just tuck in flat sheets, but they tuck in like 11 of them. And if you get, if you accidentally kick out to the bottom one, which I will do sometimes,

you're touching straight up mattress. Yep, yep, right. And that's where the come is. You're right. The common pissing shit. And based on the top, on the top company. Now, I'm a gross, I'm gonna gross you out here. I am gonna gross you out here, but if applicable, I dare you to try.

If it's a situation where I can get to no place where like the room's not too cold If I get the temperature right in the room Mm-hmm, and because now I don't want housekeeping and coming in anymore During all this during cove I never never I usually do And that's I'm like a really like nice place. Yeah, then I want them to do it because I like just it's really nice Yeah, well this I just like I like getting my new towels, take the trash, take all this stuff, you know what I mean? And like and make the big access to the things I got you when I'm not there.

That makes sense to me, but I'm I go the whole weekend every time no house keeping. I don't want to be disturbed ever because I'm just like I'm sleeping on these sheets for three days. I got you, but I'm going to I tell you what it is. I just when I come home at night from the shows, I even before that, like while I'm hanging in the room all day, bed has to be made. And I won't love the way I make it, but I won't love the way I make it. So, especially if they give you those seven fucking top sheets, yeah, that's a thing where I've got to have him come in and do it.

So who's behind that? But lately, but lately what I just do is I sleep just straight like pillows and Like on top of the top things. I'm just like I just but you know I sleep I can sweat some stuff on the road. Yeah, you know I mean so like someone's even sweats in a hoodie cuz I get the room nice and cold Don't want to fuck the bed up. It's very that's probably was that OCD thing you think I So much don't want that bed to get messed up that I choose not to get under covers in a bed. Okay, you have a lot of things The flat

So Articles all touch your kid goes fuck your kid goes look at Jay. We saw a reprisee article today if you know She's Armenian she may have been drunk past out not see something Also comedy sets time and boo day Smith pro life Lewis rape you sleep on top of the comforter you're saying yeah Wait what comforter is a problem area? That's document that is that I know but it's not like I don't put face to it ever Wait the whole weekend you sleep on top of the comforter. I don't put face to it. I stay pillows god forbid you roll God forbid a matter of all or you want to go to sleep with that burden?

Not a big roll. I take all the pillows four pillows and they are from like Torsow to head the whole I would think it was gross delay with my face on the comfort No, I get your street clothes. I get your street clothes, but you know, I travel with pajamas proper. No, wait a second, wait a second. That's not true. Pants. You're a pajamas pants. Yeah, just a Joe, Joe.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're dodging a question. I'm sorry, I don't mean to. I know, because you're all geeked out of your brain on funny stuff. But I'll say it is, I'm asking, do you the entire weekend, oh, when you're on the road, you'd sleep all on top of of the computer the whole time?

This weekend that just happened. The entire weekend. Oh, that's too hot, then that's where I'll be. But other than that, I want a nestle. And then I got you, but I don't want the bed to get messed up. You deserve good things or a good guy. What's up to you? That's not gonna do anything.

No, I put a lot to do with a lot of things. I do agree with Evans, and I think you are in some way depriving yourself of something. No, I'm giving myself the beauty of a bed that I don't have to have somebody come in to make and looks like it was never touched all day. As soon as I wake up, as soon as I wake up,

I know, but you're paying the price through the night. And you mean, Another thing I'm probably doing that's a little, this might be gross. I don't know, because I haven't pulled it out once where it hasn't just had like a grandma's fucking clean enough grandma's closet smell, but what I'll enjoy is if they sometimes up in the closet.

Yep, they have an extra pillow, an extra pillow and another blanket. And that blanket will become, if I get too cold, that'll become my blanket. So that can just throw that back into the air. In some ways, that blanket is, actually in most ways that blanket is probably cleaner than the one they're doing.

It's also made of knitted wool. It's the most uncomfortable thing. It's the table knit. It only looks like a hospital blanket. It's like, of like knitted wool. It's the most uncomfortable thing. It's a table knit. It's the worst thing a hospital blanket It's like yeah, it's like tan It's itchy It's tan and it's itchy as shit and it smells like it does that cedar. Yeah, yeah cedar I don't mind but sometimes it smells like that cedar is the wrong word. I just like just like just that Morthy. Yeah, Moth Ballbosy. Yeah. For sure.

That pillow, and that pillow usually I'll throw in the old, uh, That pillow is like a dispunch. Yeah, that becomes the between the legs pillow. Absolutely. And, absolutely. Also, not afraid to say this weekend in a hotel when they provide for you with decorative long tube pillow, uh, that will also become my fucking leg squeeze all night. Oh, I do that too.

I do a leg, I do the long tube between the legs, or sometimes I'll hug it all night like a lover. Now, I steer clear of the decorative pillow. It's for the same reason that you want to steer clear of the top of the comfort line. I agree if I was going to shoot a batch that's where I try to hit. And, but the tube seems to be as the first,

everyone takes it out Just tosses it to that that's gone. I feel like it's at a harm's way Primo's and it's also that give you that I Think you guys think they made it the dick I'm like well like like poking the girl with it like that kind of thing a lot of people have made it their dick That is for god damn sure the tube pillows definitely been made a fake dick many times I kind of up to that But no contact I'd say, maybe the sides may have a little bit of like dick juice on them.

Can I give you a little hack? I do it. It's not really a hack so much as don't rely wrap the room like Dexter. Yeah, I would do that if I could. So I actually one time I went to the CVS. I did not like the bed. So I went to a CVS board, like a poncho, a day poncho,

and I cut it and I laid it down and I laid on the plastic of the poncho instead of on the bed. Really? Yeah, because I couldn't leave. We checked in late and there was nowhere else to go. Plastic down is a hard to sleep on, I'd say. It was disgusting, I was hot.

It was like, it was sticking to you. It was terrible, but that was better than, and I put the pillow under it too. So my head was on plastic all night. I've stayed at plenty of places where I haven't even thought about it. They were just like, what you allow yourself to go through in early comedy for lodging is wild.

I mean, some real crazy shit. Like, I mean, like just say anything where the door of your room goes to outdoors Yeah, it's just I've done it in many times. I've had my door kicked and punched or knocked on really late at night and all of those Kind of places before me and Dave stayed a place with blood stains on the carpet. I've stayed in a I've stayed in fucking Twin Peaks Are you a key hotel? You know me where it's like the plastic key with actual keys on it me too I've stayed in place like that dude. Where it yeah, it's got the number. Yeah, it's like the number of the room on a big fucking No, it's actually about those two that Eric and this should always in the wall right at the front window You know like that wall unit thing that you have in our bathroom

I guess that's not and they just blast you with this weird smelling air right in the face because the bed is right next to it. Yeah, our actual bedroom here has that exact air conditioner. But not that. No, it's not again. You have the nice one. Yeah. I'll tell you the worst. And I've gotten stung with this so many times on the road when a shit hotel will refake it. They'll reface the hotel and they'll put like a lot of fucking cool colors on the outside and nice bushes and and stones walkways, whatever. And then you realize all they did was fix up the outside. Yeah, you get inside and it's like those old yellow curtains and that shitty, the air conditioner thing.

You were just talking about it. It smells. Oh my god. I've gotten burned so many times. The yellow curtains and that shitty the air conditioner thing you were just talking about it smells My god, I've gotten burned so many times What Lose the plane the background fucking dive barry places When a day Joe Nero's was born He went into a city motel He said I'm here to do with my shit

And raise some hell Go in the road with my hand Man on the road He said he won't sleep on them pillars Cuz the cover didn't know I'm burning low That's fucking that's funny Jesus Something a thousand motels Before I met you

Need a few more bad potapains baby Before I am through That is a fucking yeah, do the gross mot Like now, you have to stay in like decent ones, but I don't need much. What it stars is, I think when I've looked, like my average that I'd be fine in any hotel is three, I think. I think three pretty, pretty regular, but what's three? Two is drugs in fact, I think.

It is, right? No, really, I really do believe that. Yeah, this is gonna turn you upside down because I didn't acknowledge it because I smoke weed No, my hotel rooms. I don't want any trouble at all But I this weekend open was putting things in some drawers and I was gonna put something in a in a nightstand drawer. Yeah, I open the nightstand drawer. Oh, buddy Oh my lord. Oh my lord. It's probably not as bad You're thinking but still something you would make you like punch a TV and go down and maybe make a scene. Okay

Three P I'm gonna explain it to you as funny as I can too. Can I just say right now? I have Absolutely no fucking idea what I'm about to say. In this drawer. I have an attraction. Was a package, a box of something that was opened. Okay. An inner packaging that was opened. Okay. And then the guess condom. I am. It's not it. Really? Trojan disposable cockering. Well, that's worse. It's not worse. I don't know, dude.

That's worse, too. But I don't know if it was used or used for- Certainly more peculiar. And I'll tell you what, a part of me was like, if it was still in the package, I mean, I just tried it on. But it was out of the package, I might have just tried it all. But it was out of the package and I was like,

now it doesn't mean anybody's ever tried it all, but I'm like, I don't know. And then all week in in my mind, that was just collateral. It made me much more comfortable. It had like a bedroom and living room. Yeah. This hotel, like the rooms, a bedroom and living room,

and like I was getting tattooed this weekend. So like I was smoking weed in that living room Which was like they were even saying I could you can smell that in the hallway I'm like I challenge you to come tell me there's a problem with the weed smoking this room I know cuz I yeah, it was the collateral. I'm just going like I mean oh, all right I'm like guys, there's a cotton now. Here's the problem with that Is a cop as a complaint about an open package? Cochrane loose in your night stand

is that like the roach in my salad like now like how i don't tell you where they're gonna be like i'll tell you why you put that there i'm gonna i think i'm mean Joe gonna disagree on this that no i don't well look could you could they accuse you of having planted it there of course they could that's not what what my concern with that would be my thing would be like that's such an easily they could that's not what would my concern with that would be my thing would be like That's such an easily overlooked mistake that's not a bad housekeeping move that's like no it is No, I didn't know certainly open one of the dressers. Yes, I mean a sweet but the drawers feels like one-on-one I feel like it's I don't know I always sweep

I think like I think of vacuum attachment into one. I wish you and I fucking wish. I'm sure it doesn't have that happening. At least expect a suite to remove items. Look, I'll tell you this, during COVID, I agree. You can't just leave an item behind, because there's people that we, but my COVID didn't even enter my mind. I either just talk, or I'm talking in the dresser.

I've never put a thing in that, I don't know that I've ever opened a dresser drawer in a hotel room I just I don't do it. I don't hang my shit up interesting. You know what I use drawers for you know I use dressers for in every hotel room. I do my dirty clothes I like that and I also like and they're out of the way all my cables pocket items. Oh see no I don't do that I don't do that stuff in drawers at all. By the nightstand. Condoms in a nightstand tops. And probably not even that ever very much. You know what I mean? Like that was probably a way.

But I could see opening the nightstands for. And I just one drawer for my dirty clothes that every time I open it and throw another thing in it. I just for breeze, little for breeze squirt in there. I keep it at home. And then when I throw it home, I just throw it all back in the bag. And that's how it's been for breeze. And I for breeze, little for breeze squirt in there. So that will be home. And then when I throw it home, I just throw it all back in the bag and, uh, that's a nice see that's a good tip already for

for breeze and it's just a scoop out of that drawer. Right, I don't need it to be folded and stuff again. I'm gonna throw it right in the wash when I get home and that's uh, yeah, that's how I do it. I'm gonna open a drawer for I use closet every time never hang shirts and closet never once So you this is what I do I get in the hotel room Suitcase goes in a convenient location where I can access it and it can stay remaining open me to on a stand or something Shoes get lined up. Yes along the wall any dirty clothes going a pile underneath Or next to the armchair? You're garbage.

On the floor then. In a very neat pile. No, no, no, you're fucking trash. No, not necessarily on the floor. Not on the bare floor. I put them in a bag on the floor. I could take one to unused trash bags or whatever. I fill that with my dirty clothes.

You're back with a trash bag. Throw me off, I throw them. No, they put it in the next hand. You're back with a trash bag, threw me off. I threw it. No, they put it on your back. You was putting trash in the next answer. They put one of the unused bags, there's a, they're not trash bag, the fucking laundry bag or whatever. Like the dry bag. Now we're getting plastic bags.

Use the laundry bag? Yeah. Oh, that's actually hot bag. Sorry, sorry, yeah. So I put my dirty clothes in that. They all go into that in that one space. Bathroom set up immediately. Everything. I put everything where I need to grab it from Set up the computer on the desk

Set up charger video game console whatever on the nightstand and then that's it Oh, and then ironing board comes out iron set up all the time. I leave it open I've never ironed an item of clothing. I did once I was like it never never happened again It's insane, but you guys don't wear a lot of irony stuff now. I'm just wear it with a wrinkle You know what I do sometimes I'll throw it right before I leave I'll throw everything in the dryer and just Yeah, good move. Yeah, and then I just take it all out and it kind of gets the wrinkles out your t-shirts don't need an iron I don't know your pants do they need an iron once or not probably okay. Okay. But I just see give or producer signal. What what is it?

52 or 56 when do we have to end 52 or 56? Six six. Okay. Six y'all I did all my reads chill out bra. Can I just add to that check in thing? Yeah, please back to the thing I was gonna tell you, you don't have to rely on those pillows. You know, like the second, one of my routines is the second I get in the thing, or sometimes inch at when I'm checking in, I'll just say, can you send up four extra pillows please? A lot of times, minutes after I get in the thing, they knocked, they hit me four pillows,

and now I got whatever shit they gave me to start, plushed that, and then I don't have to rely on any of those. That's fantastic. That's fantastic, and I'll say my routine though like Joe's Not unlike Joe's in many ways go take my toiletry bag. I open up. So it's like sitting there. I was displaying now Take my Toothbrush and everything and toothpaste and floss and everything into the bathroom my bar of soap is new part of the routine My own bar of soap now I bring just leave it there But it's a normal size bar of soap. For the buck, it's

money you'll never miss. And uh... That's a lot of money. It's up. A buck a weekend? I couldn't stand bringing a bar or soap. A buck a weekend. Not a night. Okay. A buck a weekend. I couldn't stand bringing a bar or soap with me. That would drive me nuts. It's a small box. A full bar would drive me nuts. It's a small box A full bar would drive me nuts because it's so much wasteful. Yeah, it is wasteful, but it's a buck of wasteful And can I can I indulge me? I'm sure tell me if I'm crazy if because there is travel size soaps Yeah, so it's right get though, but still it's still nice size bar about that. Oh, so you know you said so but it's not a full bar okay it's not a full bar no okay but I'll bring a full

bar full bar I'm saying hey take a knife to that then cut it in threes yeah you know just feel better about yourself when you hit the pillow you had hits it you feel a lighter you know what else you know what I but I my big thing in hotel is always I turn on the TV turn the volume completely down I put it on a channel that'll make me never afraid Yeah, I got a car to network. Oh, but here's the my cartoon network sometimes middle-night things on there a little scary Now I a little trippy and weird, so I think like I'll do ESPN or something

But then I don't there's sports siloites. I don't want to see so for me the best is like a CNN will make me not afraid ever Could it never goes off? Yeah CNN will make me not afraid Yeah, well, I just like I see the people just like you know like yammering white people talking on my side What's it all like in a nice BBC news? That's a good one I like sitcom actually because I love it especially old sitcoms TV land TV land because I like also the melodic you know how that old sitcom you like a family guy doesn't in and out of commercials that's very soothing yeah yeah Christine difficulty of traveling with her sometimes she's gotten a little better about this

credit where credits to but Christine used to go and set up like we were moving there and I'd be like it was that's so the opposite of me I'm like no I'm gonna do like when I have to pack to leave uh when it's when I pack here to go for the weekend 15 minutes top I'm come quick I really am quick 20 minutes maybe to pack to come home from the hotel five right stuff it in boom everything goes I and I deac as can say also consider deconstructing my clothes because I want to throw it right in the laundry when I get home So I take apart you know belts and all my dangles and dingles But man Christine used to go and bring like her her cases that she keeps brushes and stuff in with us So there'd be a cup of like her brushes and different brushes, I'm like, what are you doing, Bob Ross?

What are you gonna do to that face? You're pretty fucking asshole. No, I don't say no. You know what else I do in a hotel room? I rearrange and organize all the stuff that comes with the hotel room. I take the menus, the pamphlets for tourists and whatever it is, I put all of that together

in its own section, it's never getting used, not once. Not once and all goes in its own section. It's never getting used not once not once and all goes And so it's actually I take everything away from it. Oh fucking lose freaking out because I know we got to stop I could fucking do these talks forever What the fuck Well, no, we'll never do it for maybe we'll find no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Crackle, crackle. Until then, crackle, crackle. Is that why it's not gonna start saying? You've been listening to... SiriusXM's Bonfire!

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