The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - The Bonfire Holiday Spectacular Part 2.

Episode Date: December 21, 2021

Part 2 of the Bonfire Christmas Spectacular has guest Sean Donnelly talking about aliens when a real alien shows up!Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com

I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Ocarson and welcome to the Bonfire Podcast. You can hear our full show every day on Series XM. Go to seriousexem.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Dan Soder. And now back to the Bonfire holiday spectacular with Big J. Ocarson and Dan Soder, live from the Village Underground in New York City. Shout out to LouBee in the video With my chin help. Hi, fuck them all fuck them back Black it's my last thing on this turn make the dial and make it work

We can absolutely we need to get her for a live show She's blowing up dude. She's getting big on TikTok. She's getting very big. Young Dylan brought to me today when it hits the young people it's out there. But I'll tell you what, we should tell people what happened with my eyes. Do we want to wait until the next break to talk about that? Yeah you're right. Welcome to the Bond Fire Holiday Extravaganza. Live from the village underground. Here on Serious XM Faction Talk 103, I'm the Ancoder, that's Big J. Okerson. Liz, is there a fucking reason I don't have a white claw in my hands?

I knew this was gonna happen, Liz. Why is the cup holder on my raft not filled with a white claw right now? Spring Break J, what kind of flavor do you want? Do you want mango? Can you send black glue to get you a white claw? Because I don't want to go upstairs and get it. Oh, Jesus. That doesn't get a white claw.

Optically, that doesn't read good. That might be the whitest thing possible. A white guy. A bitchy white guy sending a black guy to get you a white claw. Hey, black guy, why don't you get me a white claw and shut up. I need it now.

Hey, I could just stop gang banging for five seconds and sorry, it's the white claw talking. You normally doesn't talk like this. Dan said he wouldn't start until you came back. Those titties are one of those weird numbers too, where it's like 47Q. QAnon titties. Oh, those conspiracy's behind these. They've been called fake before. four. Jay looks more like a bear claw guy. Oh, fuck, man, I missed these shows.

Do you wear that shirt? No, and you're going to be in the front row? Or you? And then what happened? They were like, we should probably have those cities up front. We're trying to keep Dana serious. She's got a very promising acting career ahead of him. We're trying to keep him here. Oh, damn, oh, oh, if you're Billion Season 7 or you're gonna see titties like that, probably not. Much like Ellen Baldwin, I like to shoot on her. Yeah.

Funny. You know, watch 2020. You're a date line guy. Yeah, I'm one're a date line guy. Yeah, I'm one of the date line guys. 2020 did, uh, the, they already did an episode on the Alec Baldwin shoot. They turned around as fucking quick. Turn around as quick.

I have never, I've been on a bunch of acting sets in my life. I've never known who, the name or the background of any cinematographer ever. Yeah. And every fucking person that poor Alec Baldwin, dude, right away, they show him crying, and then the person's like, she was just on the verge of curing COVID. But unfortunately, she was brought down.

All the hungry mouths. She fed. Oh, yeah. Now, leaving behind 17 foster children. All taken out of war zone. Yeah. Did he say, didn't he say, also? She also rescues ferrets, but now, I guess, they're dead. out of war zones. Yeah. Did he say, didn't he say,

she also rescues ferrets, but now I guess they're dead. Good job, Alec Baldwin. Did he say, didn't he say, didn't pull the trigger? What did he say on that? He said he didn't, but it's nonsense.

How's that possible? It's not possible. Did he shake the gun and then the bullet came out? Yeah. Oh no, he said he didn't pull the trigger. It wasn't like he pulled the hammer back and it fucking, but I mean, whatever it was.

It never fucked around and broken something, you know, like, like a, uh, bed at a job and swinging something around and it breaks something because you're playing around. I wonder if that was what happened. If he was like, oh, then I'll be all like, oh shit, then it went off. He's like, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Today I broke the head off of Christine has as a Christmas like little ornament thing. Yes, black blue. I'm sorry you had to do that. Are you though? Are you? You got mango. Oh no, lemon! Lemon.

Are we at the end of the fucking... That was black loot tossing the match as you walked off. Lemon could enjoy the flavor fucking no one likes lemon anything. Ah, it's your like time, Jake, it's fruit. Ah, you're not wrong. I go on the road with Justin Silver a lot. Ah! I thought that was gonna get a fucking wave of laughter. Two on the nose. He bought me luggage for my birthday, is that gay?

Wait, really? Yeah. Did you buy you a luggage set? No, just a piece. And then like, uh... But in it was a slinky little number, he said I would look right in. It was a plane ticket for us to go to Hawaii. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh, we have a gas. Yeah, we have a lot. We have a fun fucking show today. So we should be watching. We do want my shit.

We get drunk on beach drinks. She would. Not drunk. I'm fat. It's fine. I can hold this. I'm good. You want to see me walk along, dude?

Dude, if you're a fat guy, you want to see me get drunk? We get drunk. We're going to prove not drunk on to completion right now. If you're a, I'll do it. I'll do it. Look, I'm hard. Lemon. Horrible.

If you're a big guy and you get drunk easy, that has to suck. You're a lightweight fatso. Oh my God. You have two of you start giggling. I can't. Start awkwardly hitting on women, Dan, by the way, I forgot.

And she comes to a lot of shows. She's a doll. If you're in the tits, these are fantastic. But right over there is the fucking 1980s Lakers of tits. I'm telling you, you should look. Oh, oh. She was in the hot mom contest, right?

She entered her mom in the hot mom contest. That's an excuse to show her mom who looks good for her age. Yeah. And then just dwarf her mother with her own magical massive tits. Did you do that trying to prove a point to your mom? You're like, I've got it more than you do. You're fucking done.

Were you like, this is the reason your husband left you for me? He's right here. So I've watched a lot of 2020. Can't be projecting these storylines on to people. I gotta be honest with you, another thing, another show. Horders? A lot of time a hoarder is because their daughter stole their fucking husband.

What? The show hoarders, which I watched as part of sad, sad, mundays intervention in hoarders. Yeah, I know you like to bring it all the way down on Mondays, but what? in hoarders. Yeah, I know you like to bring it all the way down on Mondays, but what? So hoarders hoard because their daughters take their husbands? That sounds like an old wives tale.

Yeah, I'm watching a show. And I'm watching a show. And I'm watching a show. And I'm watching a show. And I'm watching a show. And I'm watching a show. And I'm watching a show. And I'm watching a show.

And I'm watching a show. And I'm watching a show. And I'm watching a show. And I'm watching a show. And I'm watching a show. And I'm watching a show. And I'm watching a show. And I'm watching a show. And I'm watching a show. And I'm watching you, a lot of daughters fuck their mom's husband, and then the moms have to keep newspapers forever. I don't know why. She's like, well, then George left me,

and now I have 17 kiddie skeletons in it. Yeah, exactly. Like, I poop in buckets. Yeah. Why? Well, because I went through a divorce and my daughter landed him. Because I keep dead flowers in my toilet. That's fucking crazy. How often does it happen? Once an episode?

No, but every other episode, the dog in my way. Your body and agreement, that is true. By the way, one of them is still with the guys left the mom for, and they both come around, they go, you gotta stop this hoarding. She's like, shut up, Frank, you used to live here, you son of a bitch.

So you guys, do you have my old ear book? And she goes, ah, it's under one of those piles. And he's like, god damn it. Should we do one more, should we do another, Josh's homie in the moment? You want to do a homie in the moment and bring up our guest? I think we should, yeah.

Where is Josh, Josh, you in the room? Look around. War man. I don't like this voice. War man. I don't like this game. Right, man. I don't like this game. Right here next to my diversity homie. The only other black guy in this whole room.

And I found him. So DJ Lut, not DJ Lut. Black Lut feels comfortable. Thank God. What's my new homie's name? My name's Mike. Well, you're from Mike. I'm from Jersey.

If you were to say that... That wasn't a black enough name or place for you making it a one minority shout out. My name is Hakeem. Hakeem, thank you. I'm from Brooklyn, son. Now it works. Did your father ever lay any crimes upon you? He doesn't have a dead. No, my dad was a pretty bad guy.

Don't be mean to my homie. How'd you battle in fucking Ghost Voices? Do you have a great father, Mike? No, my dad's a turd. A turd? Yeah. What do you do? Everything.

Oh, shit. Yeah. Compared to the stories you heard earlier, better or worse. It's one of those horrible darkies, you know? Damn, your dad's so bad he made you racist to get true hope in you. I know, I didn't realize I had to race this home, man. Damn, dude, that's how you know you got to mess up as a dad, really, like, I turn him against all of us.

It's reverse, reverse racism. Is that... It's almost jujitsu. It's getting me all caught up. Yeah, you're using my own power against me. It's IKido. His dad's Jesse Smollett. Just... Nah, he's light skin. Oh.

Fucking Mike's aggressive. I like it. I like it too. I like it everyone that we're probably gonna interview has some beef with their dad. Is there anybody in here who is commenting? Anybody here have just a great relationship with their dad? Thank you guys for filling out the audience. Hell yeah.

Thanks for pulling out a whole. How was the people in this? It's broken toys. You don't know where to turn in life. Woo! All right, that sounds like the right recipe, 70-30. How many of you grew up playing Castlevania in a bar as a kid? Woo!

Shout out to Al Doney as Gomba not forgotten. We miss you, Caldonia's, and your delicious milkshakes. How many of you almost watched your dead die from holding in smoke? We tried not to blow it out in front of them when you were seven. Hey, then I have 11 questions. He's like, mm-hmm. I almost wish we could assemble like a tournament of champions of all the Garis, like blood

sport, but that's gonna get dark. It's gonna get dark because some of these guys just know how to compartmentalize. I'm gonna be like, I have my dad's second, I think when I was 11, I don't give a shit, though, I don't care. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I watch my dad choke my dog to death and then he fuck my mom in front of me, but that's cool. He, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,, I've moved on. No, no, no, I'm in the plumbers union, it's great. I'm good. I got a kid. I don't touch him, so it's good. I got a kid I haven't fucked that kid yet, so it's like, you know, every day is a new win. I really don't fuck my son's a new win. With that segue, should we bring on our... That's not a nice way to bring our guest up.

It's cross-fucking-it. Go ahead, Dan, we should bring our guest up here. Our guest, uh... So much show. Yeah, he's one of the best. A favorite. One of our favorites on the show. You can hear him actually on serious XM.

Uh, please walk on the stage. Sean Donnelly, everybody. Yay! I... I didn't know where you're walking. I thought... Hi, Sean. Hi, Sean. Hi, Sean. I didn't know where you're walking. Hi, Sean. Hi, Sean.

Hi, everybody. How are you? Sean Donnelly, everybody. My dad only fucked me three times. Yay! Sean, the tits, the tits, Sean. Tits and boobs. I find very good things about you. Damn, Sean's so skinny. He'm very good. I'm very good. I'm very good. I'm very good.

I'm very good. I'm very good. I'm very good. I'm very good. I'm very good. I'm very good. I'm very good. I'm very good.

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I'm very good. I'm very good. I'm very good. I'm very good. I'm very good. I'm very good. I'm very good. I'm jacked. It would be very fun. Me and my gitty laugh while jacked with the creepiest thing in the world. Yeah, like a fun joyous laugh on a very jack dude is murderous. I have so many current fact guy questions.

Have you tucked in a shirt? No. No. To just go. Hey, you're to ask all the questions you're going to ask. I have not tucked in a shirt, not at all. But I got myself a squatty potty.

Whoa. Hey, welcome to the team. Yeah, I can use a squatty potty. How great, oh, you couldn't before? Not real, not as good. Why, just blast your legs off the floor. Oh, no, maybe that's why I don't like squatty potty too fast for it.

I do, because I'm telling you, when my knees are up that high, I really got a fucking jam my gun down into that toilet. So you got to move everything in there and then press yourself through your lips? No, but like, I really, I need to... I know what you're saying. I'm not like... Listen, these are all the questions you want to ask. You got a big 2022 coming up. We're going to get you to Squatty Potty.

Sean, what are mall pants like? No, I'm asking for a buddy. We wear car heart shit. You guys just regular work and then this is what actual blue collar comedy door looks like. Just talking pants sizes. Is it tempting this time of year to start eating like shit? Absolutely, yeah, I've already gained some of the way back. Did you slip? I slipped. The thing you did. Like holiday cookies.

Just like treats, I don't know. Yeah. Do you know how I hate calling out people, but I'm drunk? Do you know that I shouldn't say it. Say it. It's not a dig on him. It was just fun. When the comics do things that aren't comedy,

like Ron Funch is, it was very funny. Yeah. He does a thing called daily affirmation on his thing, and I was watching and I was like, oh, Ron Funch is a new thing up. I'll watch it. And it was like, I gained a little weight. Sometimes it's hard.

I feel weak inside. But I got to feel and it was like I gained a little weight. Sometimes it's hard. I feel weak inside. But I got to feel when I was like, oh, this is giving way too much. Like, to the... You know what I mean? Yeah. I'm taking it too seriously. Yeah, I was just like, I don't want to be that serious ever. Like, nice titties. I just say, because I'm insecure. You don't want to have sex with me.

I'm so fat and stupid, but I might as well just talk about your titch. You weren't going to fuck me anyway. Oh, you got Jay's daily breakdowns. Dude, they're doing that. You started doing that web series. Jay's daily meltdowns. I'm fat.

Stupid. You're fucking better than me. I'm gonna become a godf-j-j-j-j-j. How much I want goth-j so bad. Dude, I think we can push him there. I always remember goth, but I could go goth now. You're not that far off from goth. The chain wall, it's a good start. It is a good start.

That's one of the fun. I don't know if you guys all got the roast the Lewis J. Gomez on Skank Fest. But fucking Joe Liss making the joke, he goes, Jay doesn't come off very Jewish at all. He goes, except he does chain his wall to himself. No. Ah.

Ah. Ah, dude. That was so funny. Dude, you should go full golf in 2022, dude. Yeah, I just start fucking an eye line. I just guy line her it. I'm gonna wear those fucking gloves to go all the way up to here with buckles on them. Yeah.

It's a fucking real boots, go on. Hey, Dan, can I have off next Wednesday? I wanna go see stabbing Westward. Yeah. And then you guys are now a J recently. It's a fucking bummer. Were you tempted to get a new look when you did it? I do the whole show like this now.

I don't know. J, what's the meaning of life? I don't know. When these has a buttery biscuit, I guess. No. Get better help, because I've been in the darkness. Better helps for people that are not beyond repair.

I am the moon, I am the darkness. Were you tempted to get a new look? I bought, I was gonna buy a jean jacket, like a tighter jean. I'm gonna take it and shoot it. Tell me what it's like when you do it. You can't do it as a fact, you can't have a jeans, you can't have a fucking pedophile if you're a jeans jacket.

It's a really bad look for a big fact. It's too short of a jacket, and you gotta put a fucking flannel around your waist and you're like fat bender from breakfast club. Speaking personally, don't look at me, look at a tits tan. I'm gross. I'm sorry. personally. Don't look at me, look at the tits, Dan. I'm gross.

I'm sorry. Oh, look away. Don't look at me. I want Janna Lewis-Wayton becomes full Jonah Hill. And just like, oh, get that blonde hair and just that too. Oh, my God. I would be a cunt. No.

In general. I'm like, hey, you're after the show. Am I like you blow me? I, uh, you're super into aliens. I am. Uh, yes. I'm an alien. I'm an alien transition for sure.

I leave it to you by the way. I'm leaving it to you by the way. I welcome back everybody. I'm Dan Soder. I'm so sorry. I'm Sean Donnelly. Aliens. You're gonna do it.

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At this point, it's been four years. Yeah, I probably think it's aliens. Are we allowed to call aliens? Because Demi Lovato said we aren't. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. What did she say to call them? Extra trust, yes. African extraterrestrials.

I. Well, I think I told you, buddy. It's not even UFO anymore. It's UAP. They just changed the initials because UFO means aliens to people and they're trying to, that's how much I'm going to do it. I'm actually giving technical turns.

No, I want to hear it, but I think it's wacky. You don't believe it at all, right? I believe it. You do, he doesn't. No, I don't. Oh, I believe. It would be fun if you saw an alien and you go, oh my God, he's trying to talk to us

and he goes, my pronouns are. Yeah. They don't call me him. Well, why did you? Please don't call me him. Can you stop with the A word? Yeah, but I'm full on in it. Yeah, and it was right after I got to do it.

Are you going to do it that like you're pushing family away? No, no. It's not my key. Scientology. If you were the only one to talk to you, you have to get rid of that family. John, just stop it. You're always out in your cabin.

How was that, Nois? that family. John, just stop it. You're always out in your cabin. How was that noise? I feel a set up coming. Damn. What the fuck is that? What is that noise? Is that Christine Cui-Fingert? Oh, what?

Get in her! Nah! Get in one of these guys! And all it is Pow! Look at that chrome dome over there! Oh What is this creature Is that a ghost in a abortion? What the fuck? Greetings, Aquiles!

Hey, and they love, and they love you, and they love you, and they love you, leader! Holy shit. What is this is a kazoo from the front So do you know what kind of alien this is? No, what kind I have no idea what kind of alien this is Is it the Uber driver alien? Is there a kind of alien looks like. Is it the Uber driver alien? Is there a kind of alien? Looks like Trudeau on Halloween. We come to earth, operating here, to explore the place of the world with your It is an unstubbs sexual pleasure of both mind and body. I even have my second meet on growing. Is it ready to please the ladies of earth? Yeah, look at those dogs.

Was he circumcised? Is one uncircumcised? And one circumcised? Oh, dude, you have vanilla and chocolate, both flavors. Me, a palatin' dick. You knock me, but I'm the grower, not a shower. Ha, ha, ha. Damn, that's not hard.

Not course, not. Damn. Why do you dick's fabric? This is our traditional game Wait, that's inside the pants Get a load of that big head You look like a slung him drinking house about it. What the fuck is that me? Fuck you make a photo my head you're a big head

Are you insulting him? What the fuck was that, man? Fuck you, man, get out of my head, you have a big head. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Damn This fucking mean I'm having a bad and I'm having a very insecure day our clump Tony. How big are clumptonians? I'm for Real big God is aliens fucking mean Okay, all right. I'm officially not into aliens anymore. Don't you bail me out. It's not, it's just, it's just birds and shit. Get the fuck away. This double dick weirdo heard you were in the aliens. Sean super in the aliens stuff.

I love people that graved it miles of Sean Donnelly. Oh, great admirers of Sean Donnelly. Oh, great admirers of Sean Donnelly. His somebody's got to be. The alien series give us great pleasure. I have studied him much while on your plane. And it gives me great pleasure to watch you pleasure yourself. Oh, damn, did he watch as you watch other people? You watch as shh, one whack off?

You guys have been watching me whack off this whole time? Of course. Of course. Do you? I saw you in this morning. What style do I use? Of Jerkinoff, do you remember? Two hands this morning.

Oh, Sean. Hey, hey, Melda, yeah. Hey, nice member. I wanted to meet Sean and I came by to see what kind of earth touch you have around here. Tush? Yeah, dude. He's looking for Tush.

Mmm. This show is mostly for men, huh? It is, it is a soft spot. Fuckin' rude. You have massive decks in your roots. I mean, can't argue with the front row, there's... Ha! You think I'm a fucking double boner. So you're telling me, have you ever had all for fun in milk your ear holes?

Milk your ear holes. And I'm a weird guy for like a big boobs. Are you just here to like pleasure a boo? Are you just here to shit on us and try to fuck our chicks? Oh, I do dudes too. Nice. Bisexual with those dogs. Damn, dude, you're a party. You're a party animal.

Have you two boys ever written double the sides of the before? You were so about it, dude. He's going for the double thong. Yeah, dirty Fox and socks Sean, what kind of sexual alien is this? I don't even know this kind of alien. I've never I've never encountered aliens and I'm terrified right now I gotta be honest with you fellas. It's really hitting me. I'm terrified right now. I gotta be honest with you fellas, it's really hitting me how I'm dressed right now. No,. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Ow. This is a good idea. Please, it's a good idea.

It's going great. It's going great. You look like John B. from P.E.'s Playhouse. Dear God, I've been away for in front of her a year and a half. Why did you make me do this? It's working. You're doing it right.

You're doing it right. You're doing it so good. Give it up for Jacob, everybody. Yeah. He's like, I came back from Florida for this bullshit. I love the abro character, but you're still puppeteering the fix. What else to do? I have strings on my hand.

I never cool in any of these things. But you are cool. I can't almost get fucked by an alien. That's not cool, Jacob. You look cool. You look great. I've been in Florida for a year. This is how you re-interpreter.

You have two dicks, man. I know, but they're not even real. I mean, they're nice. Well, but they're not even real. I mean, they're nice. Well, the science isn't there yet. My partner, your parents. They're gonna watch this. Yeah, your parents are gonna watch this.

Take them. Those parents are big bonfire fans? Yeah. I like you keep pulling up. You're like, American. I don't know what to do with my arms. I guess just keep working those two dicks in front of this lovely couple But come on it's it's working, you know

It's been great. I'm glad they all enjoy it Maybe we can move on to the next segment The next segment, but you know we're gonna get out of this Yeah, I'm gonna move on to the next segment, but you know, we're pushing. I don't wanna get out of this so bad. Oh, no, you're standing in that, the whole show. No, no, you gotta stay in this. No, no, no, no. Jake, we still have to do the big fucking-

We got another segment. I'm not in the next bit, I don't need to be in this. I wanna be in this. Yeah, but you gotta come back for the big goodbye. Dan, let me in the show with dignity. No. No, you should have come home earlier. This is the price you've had. No dignity. No, you should have come home earlier. This is the price you've had. No dignity,

no doubt. Two puppet cops attached to your wrists. All right, all right. No dignity, no doubt. Oh, man. Oh, man. He's sad. Get to be back, New York. Get to the put on everyone. to the baton everyone. And Sean Donnelly ever show you. Yeah, everybody. We'll be right back. We'll love you. It's the Bar fire. You've been listening to...

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